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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 05, 2024 09:18 AM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 05, 2024 09:18 AM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:18 AM (RUMEY)
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 05, 2024 09:18 AM (XfoBK)
Posted by: Defenestratus at November 05, 2024 09:19 AM (wsANU)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 05, 2024 09:19 AM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Ace could have helped w that
Posted by: McCool at November 05, 2024 09:20 AM (sNTcq)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:20 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 09:20 AM (o/2A3)
The fire department arrived on scene to a 4 alarm blaze in the 400 block of Main St........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:20 AM (9BaJe)
Posted by: M. Gaga at November 05, 2024 09:20 AM (ZtgZZ)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 09:21 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 09:21 AM (J2vNu)
I want my MTV.
Posted by: M. Gaga at November 05, 2024 09:20 AM (ZtgZZ)
That little faggot with the earing and the makeup. Yeah buddy, that's his own hair.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:22 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 09:22 AM (EsZUh)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:22 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 09:22 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2024 09:22 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 05, 2024 09:22 AM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 09:22 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 09:22 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 09:22 AM (v6JzV)
that money can buy him love ?
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:23 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: DAN at November 05, 2024 09:23 AM (/Zc2s)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2024 09:22 AM (gbOdA)
"Menthols should be banned."
- - - Barak The Magic
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 09:23 AM (NpAcC)
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning 'round"
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 05, 2024 09:23 AM (AiZBA)
Rembrandt
Original Title: De rijke dwaas
Date: 1627
Style: Baroque, Tenebrism
Genre: religious painting
Media: oil, panel
Location: Gemäldegalerie, Berlin, Germany
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2024 09:24 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024
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Good question. He has an assortment of gold coins on the table in front of him, and a sack (one presumes) of more gold atop the folio to his left. Doesn't look too unworldly or foolish to me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 09:24 AM (J2vNu)
"Menthols should be banned."
- - - Barak The Magic
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)
_________
VAPING CRISIS!!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 09:24 AM (EsZUh)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 09:21 AM (J2vNu)
It's obvious a cell phone. We finally have proof of a time traveler or Alien visitor...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 09:24 AM (TGPs7)
A quip from my grandfather:
“A fool and his money - that’ssome party!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 09:24 AM (9mfKN)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:24 AM (RUMEY)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 09:24 AM (NpAcC)
I am still distraught over this morning's coffee disaster...
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:24 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: dantesed at November 05, 2024 09:25 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 05, 2024 09:25 AM (9tq9V)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 09:25 AM (9mfKN)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: dantesed at November 05, 2024 09:25 AM (Oy/m2)
The gold reflects the light about.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 09:25 AM (aD39U)
I didn't feel this way in '16 and '20 when I didn't vote for president. My first time voting Trump and I'm an anxious mess.
Posted by: Voyager106 at November 05, 2024 09:26 AM (uKx1C)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:26 AM (oZhjI)
A few years back the Evansville Museum of Art and History had a nice display of his etchings. They were wonderful.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 05, 2024 09:26 AM (4XwPj)
Perfect accompanu..acompan...acc...guitar.
Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 09:26 AM (B4nQ6)
18 “Then he said, ‘This is what I’ll do. I will tear down my barns and build bigger ones, and there I will store my surplus grain. 19 And I’ll say to myself, “You have plenty of grain laid up for many years. Take life easy; eat, drink and be merry.”’
20 “But God said to him, ‘You fool! This very night your life will be demanded from you. Then who will get what you have prepared for yourself?’
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2024 09:26 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024
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Good question. He has an assortment of gold coins on the table in front of him, and a sack (one presumes) of more gold atop the folio to his left. Doesn't look too unworldly or foolish to me.
He's a man who has dedicated his life to piling up money. In the end he'll be dead, and his life will have been a waste. He's a fool for doing that.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 09:26 AM (xCA6C)
I'd no idea Mark Cuban was the subject of a Rembrandt.
Looking at this, Rembrandt has a justly deserved reputation as a artist.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 09:26 AM (tT6L1)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:26 AM (oZhjI)
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He spoke a parable to them, saying, "The ground of a certain rich man brought forth abundantly. He reasoned within himself, saying, 'What will I do, because I don't have room to store my crops?' He said, 'This is what I will do. I will pull down my barns, and build bigger ones, and there I will store all my grain and my goods. I will tell my soul, "Soul, you have many goods laid up for many years. Take your ease, eat, drink, be merry."' "But God said to him, 'You foolish one, tonight your soul is required of you. The things which you have prepared—whose will they be?' So is he who lays up treasure for himself, and is not rich toward God."
— Luke 12:16–21, World English Bible
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:26 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 09:26 AM (EsZUh)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:26 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)
I'll take "What is an accidental billionaire and asshole to boot" for $600, Alex.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 09:27 AM (N39Ws)
"I don't love money, but it calms my nerves." - Joe Louis
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 09:26 AM (EsZUh)
Certainly beats lack of it....
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 09:27 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 09:27 AM (CCBVT)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2024 09:28 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:26 AM (oZhjI)
Hey! That's my name too!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 09:28 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 05, 2024 09:28 AM (pEm+o)
Posted by: The Rich Hall at November 05, 2024 09:28 AM (QFb2q)
Is he related to John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:26 AM (oZhjI)
His name is MY name TOO!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 09:28 AM (tT6L1)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:28 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 09:27 AM (N39Ws)
Fact.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 09:28 AM (tT6L1)
The Hordemind is REAL.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 09:29 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Kris at November 05, 2024 09:29 AM (EwaUh)
Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 09:29 AM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)
And scary
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 09:29 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: m at November 05, 2024 09:29 AM (VnUSN)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 05, 2024 09:29 AM (BHrzb)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 09:29 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: The Rich Hall at November 05, 2024 09:28 AM (QFb2q)
Seems it should be spelled phlegmth.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 09:30 AM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2024 09:30 AM (AYz4A)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 09:30 AM (scDBq)
Posted by: dantesed at November 05, 2024 09:30 AM (Oy/m2)
And scary
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 09:29 AM (IyPmt)
There are just some minds you don't want to meld with.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 09:31 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 09:31 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Kris at November 05, 2024 09:31 AM (EwaUh)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 09:22 AM (J2vNu)
_______
Means his father was Harmen. The Dutch did that all the time in those days. Michiel Adriaenszoon de Ruyter, etc.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 09:31 AM (1bNHn)
And toothpaste
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024
***
And his centuries-from-now descendant, Nicholas, is going to make a killing selling luxuries to natives of alien planets!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 09:31 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:31 AM (oZhjI)
I just got back from voting (red-flags going up) and unfortunately, they moved the election place from my old location which was a retirement home served up cookies for each voter, to a new location which also is a retirement home but they didn't have any cookies.
Probably a good thing since today is also Dracula Day for me. I have to go in to have some blood drawn in a couple of hours for my annual checkup, so no need for prayers for me unless you wish to help the new location think about serving cookies for the voters in 2026, in which case if you do offer up prayers, I and the rest of the voters in precinct 18 will appreciate the thoughtfulness greatly!
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 09:31 AM (ghV3u)
Surrounded himself with possessions instead of people?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 09:31 AM (scDBq)
Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2024 09:32 AM (AYz4A)
Posted by: The Rich Fool at November 05, 2024 09:32 AM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 09:32 AM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 05, 2024 09:32 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Halfhand at November 05, 2024 09:32 AM (75eQv)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2024 09:32 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 05, 2024 09:32 AM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 09:31 AM (scDBq)
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In this day and age, I can sort of see why it might be a lifestyle choice.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 09:32 AM (tT6L1)
Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2024 09:33 AM (Yj6Os)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 09:33 AM (NpAcC)
No, that is the average time it takes to clear your throat before a speech.
Posted by: The Rich Hall at November 05, 2024 09:33 AM (QFb2q)
Posted by: The Rich Fool at November 05, 2024 09:33 AM (HYrf+)
He is almost imprisoned by a fortress of old and untidy ledgers, his gaze is focused on one coin. The candlelight emphasizes his age. If you enlarge, you can see how the hands are rendered, as well as the detailed handling of the paper pages and the print work.
I love Rembrandt.
Posted by: sal at November 05, 2024 09:33 AM (f+FmA)
But I think the mistake isn't so much storing up, but the plan to basically become an indifferent slug?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 05, 2024 09:33 AM (Edx9u)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 09:33 AM (aRslG)
In this day and age, I can sort of see why it might be a lifestyle choice.
I live in a blue area. I pick the people I associate with very very carefully.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:33 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:33 AM (9BaJe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2024 09:33 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 05, 2024 09:32 AM (Q0kLU)
CBD hates everyone. Comes from living in Jersey.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 09:33 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:22 AM
I'll take Lyrics Scrubbed From the Radio for $1,000, Alex.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 09:34 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Kris at November 05, 2024 09:34 AM (EwaUh)
Some things.
Doesn't keep away things like Alzheimer's.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 09:34 AM (scDBq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:34 AM (RUMEY)
Something a little steadier than the art gig.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 05, 2024 09:34 AM (CGgia)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 09:34 AM (kgE5c)
Does that tune still get airtime?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hunter Bidet at November 05, 2024 09:35 AM (Bx5D8)
Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2024
***
It does resemble a pipe a little bit.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 09:35 AM (J2vNu)
...and, it meant nothing. The voter ID system is down in our county. I'll head back over in a bit.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 09:35 AM (tT6L1)
Similar first reports out of Maricopa County, but VERY early there.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:35 AM (9BaJe)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:35 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Just sayin at November 05, 2024 09:35 AM (ACWel)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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Surprisingly, the original is out there on Spotify
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 05, 2024 09:36 AM (Edx9u)
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 05, 2024 09:36 AM (4XwPj)
Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 09:36 AM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
I predicted that you would like yesterday's art. Too bad you missed it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 09:36 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 05, 2024 09:32 AM (Q0kLU)
CBD hates everyone. Comes from living in Jersey.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 09:33 AM (ExV1e
That's not true.
He loves the person who invented the boiled steak.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:36 AM (RUMEY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:35 AM
It does around here on the 80s station, but it's bowdlerized so as not to upset the snowflakes.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 09:36 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 09:33 AM (ExV1e)
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CBD is quite personable in real life. Shocker, I know. I'll probably get in trouble for revealing CBD is actually human and not a monster.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 09:37 AM (tT6L1)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:35 AM (oZhjI)
I read it as the wealth tending to lead to more temptations and bad attachments that interfere with going to heaven.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 05, 2024 09:37 AM (eYoxG)
Are there any reports out of the swing states?
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 05, 2024 09:37 AM (SfhV1)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:35 AM (oZhjI)
It all depends on how you treat people after amassing wealth and what you do with said wealth.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024
***
I was going to suggest Spike (William the Bloody), but he wasn't turned into a vampire until the 1880s. But Darla was a vampire by then. Or if you want to get ugly, there would be The Master.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 09:37 AM (J2vNu)
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum
Posted by: spindrift at November 05, 2024 09:37 AM (OguvZ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 05, 2024 09:32 AM (Q0kLU)
She wasn't all that- and her kids were creepy.
This is better.
Posted by: sal at November 05, 2024 09:37 AM (f+FmA)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 09:38 AM (v6JzV)
CBD is quite personable in real life. Shocker, I know. I'll probably get in trouble for revealing CBD is actually human and not a monster.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 09:37 AM (tT6L1)
You should stop spreading those lies. He as a reputation to uphold!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
But I think the mistake isn't so much storing up, but the plan to basically become an indifferent slug?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 05, 2024 09:33 AM (Edx9u)
Yeah. It's about intent and attitude. Being prepared for the future is fine and wise. Being miserly is not.
Posted by: Kris at November 05, 2024 09:38 AM (EwaUh)
Which telegraphs another 150% turnout steal in a few key cities in a few key states.
That's the game plan. Now we have to trust the RNC to fight them every inch of the way
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 09:38 AM (wGun1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 09:38 AM (v6JzV)
NY. Nothing will happen.
They had no right, but communism doesn't care about rights. As shown.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
BOOM– This Florida woman just gave one of the best arguments for Trump, and she’s not ashamed to tell it!
“We need change. We've had so much inflation.”
“Just so much chaos has gone in on the last four years. Nobody can afford to live anymore. I mean, the grocery stores, the gas prices, the housing, the influx at the border.”
“I have teenage daughters. I have five kids. I'm so scared for my daughters, even though I live in Boca, to walk down the street and it's not safe anymore.”
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:38 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: Just sayin at November 05, 2024 09:35 AM (ACWel)
Two chicks at the same time, man!
Posted by: Lawrence at November 05, 2024 09:38 AM (OguvZ)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 09:38 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2024 09:39 AM (o3J6f)
Posted by: Oddbob at November 05, 2024 09:39 AM (/y8xj)
I do wonder if this happened two years ago if we would have gotten Gov Zeldin
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:39 AM (oZhjI)
People on their way to work. Those dependent on the .gov for their livelihood haven't got out of bed yet.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 05, 2024 09:39 AM (lUFok)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 05, 2024 09:33 AM (Edx9u)
Don't store grain....the vermin will eat it...mold will spoil it...convert it to alcohol.
Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2024 09:39 AM (Yj6Os)
“We need change. We've had so much inflation.”
“Just so much chaos has gone in on the last four years. Nobody can afford to live anymore. I mean, the grocery stores, the gas prices, the housing, the influx at the border.”
“I have teenage daughters. I have five kids. I'm so scared for my daughters, even though I live in Boca, to walk down the street and it's not safe anymore.”
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:38 AM (hovnC)
Election in a nutshell.
Inflation and crime vs baby killers
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:39 AM (RUMEY)
The Charlie Sheen explanation: You don't pay them for sex, you pay them to go away after.
The thing is that there are so many rich people who could have just about any woman they want, yet instead go Epstein/Diddy - because it's more of a challenge, a bigger thrill to be deviant. . .?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 09:39 AM (scDBq)
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 09:38 AM (wGun1)
They are doing their job and then some in PA already.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:39 AM (CIS44)
BREAKING: Florida Election Day turnout update.. red surge this morning after just 1.5 hours
R+24
🔴 REP: 143,373 (48.53%)
🔵 DEM: 73,148 (24.76%)
🟡 NO PARTY: 69,860 (23.65%)
LIVE ALL DAY:
https://is.gd/mKicbg
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:40 AM (hovnC)
and might start WWIII.
But hey you know Trump said pussy.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:40 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 09:40 AM (2bFN5)
Which telegraphs another 150% turnout steal in a few key cities in a few key states.
That's the game plan. Now we have to trust the RNC to fight them every inch of the way
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 09:38 AM (wGun1)
Democrats are the Michigan Football of politics.
Posted by: one hour sober at November 05, 2024 09:40 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:35 AM (oZhjI)
My reading of it is, as a rich person it is easier to persist under the illusion that you can solve all life's problems and therefore have no need of God - there's a roof over your head, you don't miss meals, the money often buys social connections, etc.
YMMV, and it's also important to remember Jesus' answer to the disciples question, "Who then can be saved?"
"With men this is impossible, but with God all things are possible."
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 05, 2024 09:41 AM (XfoBK)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 09:37 AM (tT6L1)
Yeah. He comes to the TXMoMe pretty regularly.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 09:41 AM (ExV1e)
If turnout means anything, my little hamlet in Northern New Hampshire is contributing.
Now, back to our regularly scheduled, but off-schedule, art programming.
Posted by: RI Red at November 05, 2024 09:42 AM (sGZEA)
Posted by: Mishdog at November 05, 2024 09:42 AM (Md8SB)
Posted by: BignJames
That's what the Russian peasants did when the Bolshie commissars came to confiscate their grain for the starving cities. They turned it into samogon (moonshine).
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 09:42 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 09:39 AM (scDBq)
Yes. Boredom, too.
Posted by: sal at November 05, 2024 09:42 AM (f+FmA)
“I have teenage daughters. I have five kids. I'm so scared for my daughters, even though I live in Boca, to walk down the street and it's not safe anymore.”
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:38 AM (hovnC)
I told my daughter....... "It's your right to vote for whomever you want. But, just know that you will graduate college during the next president's term and be out there looking for a job to survive......."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 09:42 AM (PCK5/)
The Ds have to match that today for Kamala to win.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:43 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 09:43 AM (mdyIS)
~100 voters in line at 7:00am in Erie County as the polls open in Pennsylvania.
Catturd ™ @catturd2 32m
Look at all those men.
https://is.gd/AswoxU
photos
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:43 AM (hovnC)
CBD hates everyone. Comes from living in Jersey.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 09:33 AM (ExV1e)
_________
State Motto of NJ: You want a $*×
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 09:44 AM (EsZUh)
So the steal is on.
They're saying she not popular but she'll conveniently manage to eek out just enough votes in key precincts in a few key states.
This means they know Trump's lead will be overwhelming and they can't generate enough fake votes to keep up with it (Biden's 81 million was not believable, she can;t fake that many).
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 09:44 AM (scDBq)
Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 09:44 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2024 09:44 AM (Lh/d2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 09:44 AM (EsZUh)
Catturd ™ @catturd2 32m
Look at all those men.
https://is.gd/AswoxU
photos
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:43 AM (hovnC)
Their wives aren't battered and bruised and dragged by their hair with them to vote?
That ruins a narrative........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
It's nice having the world's richest man on our side.
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 09:44 AM (wGun1)
Part of it is the thrill from breaking a taboo. 60 years ago it was an affair with an adult willing woman now you have to go pretty far down the list to get to something society still formally disapproves of but...
Another part of this though is you only get to succeed in entertainment if you give the movers and shakers kompromat. So the reason we have so many pedos among our elites is they have to do something like that to be allowed to become elites.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:45 AM (oZhjI)
It's nice having the world's richest man on our side.
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 09:44 AM (wGun1)
It's nice not having a saboteur in charge of the RNC.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:45 AM (CIS44)
what would you bring with you?
I would take gold, condoms, antibiotics, lots of soap, my phone with European and world maps downloaded into it, a solar charger, tomato sauce to make pizza and pasta ( I think tomatoes were considered verboten back then), a survival straw, two assault rifles and lots of ammo, some grenades, a telescope, night vision binoculars, presents for the various royalty, and a ten pound bag of various spices.
and Moxie of course. Also Swedish Fishes
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 09:45 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Mishdog at November 05, 2024 09:42 AM (Md8SB)
He's still minority owner.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:45 AM (CIS44)
Exactly
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 09:46 AM (IyPmt)
“I have teenage daughters. I have five kids. I'm so scared for my daughters, even though I live in Boca, to walk down the street and it's not safe anymore.”
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC)
_________
But they can have abortions anytime!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 09:46 AM (EsZUh)
You may not be able to buy your way into heaven, but you can buy your way into New Zealand.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 09:46 AM (xCA6C)
Who cares if a refugee rapes your daughter as long as she can abort the baby that creates right?
Posted by: Something some leftist must have said at some point at November 05, 2024 09:47 AM (oZhjI)
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Just like the Twilight Zone where the dead mob boss thought he'd gone to Heaven but realized he was in Hell after a few weeks of winning every gambling game he played with his peeps; got any babe he wanted -- even an implied threesome! so he was bored crazy.
This is the Twilight Zone analogy thread, isn't it??
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:47 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2024 09:47 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:47 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: PabloD at November 05, 2024 09:47 AM (tShuD)
It's nice having the world's richest man on our side.
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 09:44 AM (wGun1)
It's nice not having a saboteur in charge of the RNC.
It is, isn't it.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 09:48 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 09:48 AM (i0F8b)
It's the Dr's job to do everything they can to save the lives of BOTH, the baby AND the mother. If the baby cannot survive, it will be DELIVERED and treated, and the mother will be treated simultaneously.
They will NOT sacrifice either for the life of the other.
Sad that a LAW needed to be passed in an effort to force common decency.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)
So it's not that rich people, having so much at their fingertips, choose deviance for the challenge, but that they choose deviance to get rich un the first place.
Sadly, that makes sense.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 09:48 AM (scDBq)
She came home with us and in spite of a fierce airplane and cedar induced cold, took a couple of hours to completely re-vamp her Dad's 1890 Census spread sheet.
This allows him to automatically link names to info sources that prove county citizenship for the census, however obscure. And, she saved it to her own computer, always a good idea when dealing with older parents and technology.
We are blessed with our kids, all four.
Posted by: sal at November 05, 2024 09:49 AM (f+FmA)
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Chained to a radiator for the day because they've both seen the Kamala "hubby doesn't know how you voted, sistah!" campaign ads.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:49 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 09:49 AM (v6JzV)
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
It is now officially ELECTION DAY! This will be the most important day in American History.
Voter enthusiasm is THROUGH THE ROOF because people want to Make America Great Again. That means lines are going to be long!
I need you to deliver your vote no matter how long it takes. STAY IN LINE!
The Radical Communist Democrats want you to pack up and go home.
Together, we are going to have a tremendous victory and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 09:49 AM (TGPs7)
https://tinyurl.com/4ne5avd8
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:47 AM (CIS44)
Any Bud Light visible? Cuz Mr. Rock turned about face.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
This is the Twilight Zone analogy thread, isn't it??
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:47 AM (hovnC)
My favorite episode. Guy was a good dancer.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 09:49 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:45 AM (oZhjI)
Applies to elitists outside of entertainment as well.
Makes you wonder what pledges need to do - and what pictures are taken - during Skull and Bones initiation.
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 05, 2024 09:50 AM (XfoBK)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 09:49 AM (v6JzV)
Business....leaning marketing. But, has recently found a passion for restaurant management type stuff.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: PabloD at November 05, 2024 09:50 AM (tShuD)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 09:51 AM (ghV3u)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:47 AM (hovnC)
I'll let you know as soon as I fix my glasses.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 09:51 AM (v6JzV)
Take my word for it. It was baaaaaaad.
Posted by: The Sheep at November 05, 2024 09:51 AM (xCA6C)
Don't fall for that shit. Call the GOP. Demand to fill out a provisional ballot. What you are seeing is the Maricopa/Harris County level Democrat cheat. Explain to the turds trying to stop you from voting that 18 USC 241 makes a conspiracy against Constitutional rights a felony punishable by up to DEATH.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 09:51 AM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 09:51 AM (KTj9g)
Sadly, that makes sense.
We see this in a lot of areas honestly - think about hazing rituals for fraternities.
Oh and the guy from NVIXIM did this as well - to join the club you had to give him something he could use to destroy you if you went against him...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:51 AM (oZhjI)
That's a very good sign!
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 09:51 AM (ghV3u)
Yes.. But Florida is a given
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 09:51 AM (IyPmt)
If this seems inconsistent with the work's title, it comes down to the fact that the work never had that title. It was applied by an English critic, after years of wood smoke and other environmental pollutants darkened the canvas. A proper cleaning revealed it to be an assembly of musketeers stepping forward from a darkened interior into the light of day. There is also an in-joke among art historians and critics about how Rembrandt's use of shadow reveals a romantic relationship between two individuals within the painting.
Werner will not reveal the details of this, but it could prove quite amusing for those who undertake the challenge of ferreting it out. A clue - prolific comics artist and all-around douche Alex Ross employs a similar technique in one of his Kingdom Come splash spages.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at November 05, 2024 09:51 AM (tmPIh)
The abortion prop is worded so poorly it shouldn't be on there. I've seen some signs up pointing out it would allow taxpayer funded child tranny surgeries but it's hard to tell that doing a quick read of the language. Hopefully it is defeated but who knows.
Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 09:51 AM (NGHTx)
Posted by: PabloD at November 05, 2024 09:47 AM (tShuD)
"It was created by slaveowners who all died before they were forty! Reeeeeeee!1!"
- some guy on the YT, Election Night 2016
Posted by: sal at November 05, 2024 09:52 AM (f+FmA)
Slogan wasn't quite the voting bonanza the Dims thought it would be.
Who knew?
Posted by: naturalfake at November 05, 2024 09:52 AM (eR5WW)
It is Tummy Rub Tuesday! Something nice can happen today!
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024
***
Little Dagny La Siberienne deigned to accept a tummy rub from me this morning. (She loves that)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 09:52 AM (J2vNu)
There is no excuse for this bullshit, especially after the last 4 damn years of electoral bullshit........
They must be destroyed and this must never be allowed to happen ever again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:47 AM (hovnC)
I'll let you know as soon as I fix my glasses.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 09:51 AM (v6JzV)
I'm hoping Trump wins and we can take America back to being Willoughby!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 09:52 AM (KbCG3)
PA MAGA, if you have issues at your polling station, please call the Election Day Legal Hotline at (717) 999-5868 and submit a report using this link: pennsylvania.protectthevote.…
https://is.gd/E0kY4w
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:52 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:52 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:40 AM (oZhjI)
Has anyone done a "Be Honest" meme of this? That would be awesome.
Posted by: sal at November 05, 2024 09:53 AM (f+FmA)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 09:53 AM (ghV3u)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 05, 2024 09:54 AM (YJenc)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024
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I gave Hexie extra tummy rubs for luck this morning!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 05, 2024 09:54 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 09:54 AM (NpAcC)
Stay turgid, Morons.
Posted by: SnakePlizzken at November 05, 2024 09:54 AM (jrKun)
PA MAGA, if you have issues at your polling station, please call the Election Day Legal Hotline at (717) 999-5868 and submit a report using this link: pennsylvania.protectthevote.…
Over the last few years, we heard lots of predictions that nothing had changed and the results would be the same. Those predictions were clearly wrong. People are engaged, paying attention, and angry.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 09:54 AM (xCA6C)
https://tinyurl.com/2xxymyv8
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 09:53 AM (ghV3u)
Heh.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 09:54 AM (NpAcC)
You know this means nothing, right?
Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 09:55 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 09:54 AM (NpAcC)
He's always wrong
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 09:55 AM (IyPmt)
I'm not sure my heart could take such bliss, but I'm willing to risk it.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 09:55 AM (xCA6C)
I'm not a big believer in exit polls but this would be something.
@OpenSourceZone
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44m
Guam Exit Poll shows Republicans flipping the legislature, which has been Democratic the last 16 years
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 09:55 AM (LkLld)
and Moxie of course. Also Swedish Fishes
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 09:45 AM (TGPs7)
Hoooly shit. This is why I come here. lol.
Posted by: Just sayin at November 05, 2024 09:55 AM (ACWel)
Posted by: Sponge
She'd better vote for the candidate who will try to bring down food prices, then.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 09:56 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 09:56 AM (RHGPo)
You know what else could flip on Guam?
Posted by: Hank Johnson (D-olt) at November 05, 2024 09:56 AM (xCA6C)
I'm not a big believer in exit polls but this would be something.
Especially since exit polls said Kerry was trouncing GWB.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)
This is the Twilight Zone analogy thread, isn't it??
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024
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My favorite episode. Guy was a good dancer.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024
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Larry Blyden. Like Orson Bean, a successful Broadway stage actor too. Come to think of it, a lot of the personalities we saw in the '60s on the New York-based game shows like What's My Line? like Blyden, Bean, and Martin Gabel were NYC stage actors.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 09:56 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 09:51 AM (IyPmt)
*******
Yes, Florida is a given but what is important is that this is the first milestone that shows that the GOP rank-and-file coming out to vote in droves.
This needs to translate to the swing states, which looks like it will be the case today.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 09:56 AM (ghV3u)
Posted by: dantesed at November 05, 2024 09:57 AM (Oy/m2)
How is this even possible?
It's not like election day is a freakin' surprise.
They have time to prepare, they have time to acquire back-up equipment, have tech on standby, and so on.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 09:57 AM (scDBq)
She'd better vote for the candidate who will try to bring down food prices, then.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 09:56 AM (v6JzV)
She told me afterwards she voted straight R.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
OSZ
@OpenSourceZone
Guam Results 50% Reporting
🔵 Harris 49% (+3)
🔴 Trump 46%
2020 Results:
🔵 Biden 55% (+14)
🔴 Trump 41%
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 09:57 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: sal at November 05, 2024 09:49 AM (f+FmA)
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b"h
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2024 09:57 AM (RIvkX)
'Bama poll worker asked for my driver's license, scrutinized it for state issued watermarks and forgeries, handed it back to me after the checking machine scanned it, printed out my ballot ticket (registered that I had voted) and then sent me over to the ballot table where I exchanged the ticket for a ballot.
Voted straight Republican ticket. One oval and all done. No desire to select any Libertarian or Donl on any of the rest of the down ballot choices.
Twenty minutes end-2-end. From parking to leaving.
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 05, 2024 09:57 AM (MsrgL)
J. Respectful Clark @JReubenCIark
Saw something disturbing while voting
today. A woman in the booth next to me
was crying. Her husband was looking
over her shoulder whispering, "That's
right, vote for Trump and I won't hurt
you"
I told a poll worker, but he just laughed
and said "Welcome to MAGA Country."
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 05, 2024 09:57 AM (ViCCR)
The fool's expression is intent and he doesn't realize he is alone, with the implication that he will always be alone. A nice touch (if I have it right) is the cup under the single candle to catch the wax to be reused.
CBD, thanks. I hadn't seen this Rembrandt before. I wonder if this image served for Dickens' Ebenezer Scrooge.
Posted by: JTB at November 05, 2024 09:58 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 09:58 AM (v6JzV)
PENNSYLVANIA‼️
THIS IS HUGE‼️
I live in a very rural area so this massive line of vehicles to vote is unprecedented here
Parking is an issue.
🇺🇸TRUMP COUNTRY USA🇺🇸
🎶👇🏻🎶
https://is.gd/ZnANi2
1:10 minute video of car lineup; and a photo.
I'm amazed at the car queue! Loud music background.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:58 AM (hovnC)
Stay turgid, Morons.
Posted by: SnakePlizzken at November 05, 2024 09:54 AM (jrKun)
"Hung Chao"?...constipated?
Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2024 09:58 AM (Yj6Os)
Thanks for being here, Horde.
Posted by: sal at November 05, 2024 09:58 AM (f+FmA)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:58 AM (hovnC)
There was a certain rich man, which was clothed in purple and fine linen, and fared sumptuously every day: and there was a beggar named Lazarus, which was laid at his gate, full of sores, and desiring to be fed to be fed with the crumbs which fell from the rich man's table: moreover the dogs came and licked his sores. And it came to pass, tat the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried; and in hell he lifted up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
Elections have consequences.
Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 09:58 AM (LHPAg)
I was #68 voting today, fifteen minutes after the polls opened. The line was open when I walked in, with nearly all (10) voting cubes occupied.
After voting, there were twelve in line.
Twenty percent of my precinct voted early.
I think this is a good thing in my super red area (MI).
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 05, 2024 09:58 AM (ufFY8)
today. A woman in the booth next to me
was crying. Her husband was looking
over her shoulder whispering, "That's
right, vote for Trump and I won't hurt
you"
I told a poll worker, but he just laughed
and said "Welcome to MAGA Country."
I guess you missed the part where he said "That's right, you don't want the same end as Peanut, now do you".
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 09:59 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:59 AM (GBKbO)
Saw something disturbing while voting
today. A woman in the booth next to me
was crying. Her husband was looking
over her shoulder whispering, "That's
right, vote for Trump and I won't hurt
you"
I told a poll worker, but he just laughed
and said "Welcome to MAGA Country."
This is a lie.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)
The abortion prop is worded so poorly it shouldn't be on there. I've seen some signs up pointing out it would allow taxpayer funded child tranny surgeries but it's hard to tell that doing a quick read of the language. Hopefully it is defeated but who knows.
Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 09:51 AM (NGHTx)
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Robert Barnes said last night that the vague language will allow for teenage abortions without parental consent and other things like taxpayer-paid abortions and that this is the case with each and every abortion measure on the ballot. Barnes denounced the authors of these ballot measures in strong terms.
I think this was on Viva Frei but I can't remember.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 09:59 AM (ghV3u)
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Yesterday Jim Cramer said the markets were reacting for a huge Kamala win!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 10:00 AM (hovnC)
It is Tummy Rub Tuesday! Something nice can happen today!
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 09:43 AM
No tummies to rub, but happy Tuesday! Give Lucy the Fink a tummy rub for me.
Stay safe out there.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 10:00 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 10:00 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 05, 2024 10:00 AM (JIkaw)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:00 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)
I imagine that he masturbates furiously whenever someone uses the word minority in relation to him.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 10:00 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 05, 2024 09:54 AM (YJenc)
Tune this stuff out.
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 10:00 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:59 AM (GBKbO)
I did my insurrectioning on Friday.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:01 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 09:54 AM (NpAcC)
I prefer predictions from a groundhog or an octopus.
Posted by: spindrift at November 05, 2024 10:01 AM (OguvZ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 05, 2024 09:54 AM (YJenc)
Tune this stuff out.
You are wise.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 10:01 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 10:01 AM (TGPs7)
Saw something disturbing while voting
today. A woman in the booth next to me
was crying. Her husband was looking
over her shoulder whispering, "That's
right, vote for Trump and I won't hurt
you"
I told a poll worker, but he just laughed
and said "Welcome to MAGA Country."
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 05, 2024 09:57 AM
I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $1,000, Alex.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 10:01 AM (Wnv9h)
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Yeah; saw that lie yesterday in an HQ comment.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 10:02 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 05, 2024 09:54 AM (YJenc)
Tune this stuff out.
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 10:00 AM (IyPmt)
It is called an OP. It is a sign of desperation.
Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 10:02 AM (PCK5/)
1. It was the highest I ever had.
2. I usually vote in the early afternoon, but this time it was about 8:15a.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 05, 2024 10:02 AM (ufFY8)
I insurrectioned so hard today
Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 10:02 AM (NGHTx)
I can't wait to hear the FNM tells us Hung Cao was elected because of a white supremacist anti-immigrant surge in the electorate.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:02 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:03 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:59 AM (GBKbO)
I did my insurrectioning on Friday.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:01 AM (CIS44)
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In time for tea?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:03 AM (GBKbO)
Me.. Two weeks ago in CA.
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 10:03 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: spindrift
Wasn't there some octopus that they would use to predict elections several years ago?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:03 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 05, 2024 10:03 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 09:58 AM (v6JzV)
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I want you on my team for Trivial Pursuit.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2024 10:03 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 10:01 AM
So MA will go even harder for communism. Great.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 10:03 AM (Wnv9h)
I imagine that he masturbates furiously whenever someone uses the word minority in relation to him.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 10:00 AM (ExV1e)
He's spent his entire ownership looking for the great white hope. So far, he's found Dirk and Luka. He did overpay Michael Finley, however.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 10:03 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:03 AM (GBKbO)
oh ya!
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:03 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 05, 2024 10:03 AM (1FWWQ)
Sadly, that makes sense.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 09:48 AM (scDBq)
Probably a bit of both. But I firmly believe they don't let you in to the club unless they think they can control you. And a lot of that is done with compromising material.
Kind of like how skull and bones and all of those weird rich people social clubs / fraternities allegedly force guys to do some really weird gay sexual stuff with each other to get initiated. It's a bit of mutually assured destruction. "You go against me, and I will go public that you had anal sex with XYZ person in front of 20 people"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 10:03 AM (Evo1G)
Or sarcasm.
He posts lots of jokes.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:03 AM (LkLld)
Exactly how I read it, Jack
Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 10:03 AM (PCK5/)
I told a poll worker, but he just laughed
and said "Welcome to MAGA Country."
Was he one of the guys that attacked Juicy Smollet?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:04 AM (oZhjI)
This is a lie.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)
She was unable to vote on her own? First time voting?
I hope the person who posted that got some snarky, amusing feedback. Yes, it's a lie.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2024 10:04 AM (MQJVv)
Or sarcasm.
He posts lots of jokes.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:03 AM (LkLld)
Ah. I don't social media, so.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:04 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:03 AM (v6JzV)
Clever Suckers?
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at November 05, 2024 10:04 AM (KTj9g)
If too many people vote at the same time, it might flip over...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 10:04 AM (TGPs7)
It's not like election day is a freakin' surprise.
They have time to prepare, they have time to acquire back-up equipment, have tech on standby, and so on.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 09:57 AM (scDBq)
After all, what could possibly go wrong...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 05, 2024 10:04 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2024 10:04 AM (MQJVv)
So I just went to log into my retirement account and the six digit authentication code they sent for login was 666666...
Posted by: What, Me Worry? at November 05, 2024 10:05 AM (Bx5D8)
Enjoy your life under Alsobrooks.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 10:05 AM (xCA6C)
Can't you f#cking see it?!?!?! Can't you?!?!?!
Posted by: canadian illegally voting in VT at November 05, 2024 10:05 AM (hovnC)
What? No governor on the ballot, Granny Warren will win the Senate, and no real interesting ballot questions so...the AWFLs are going to turn out to vote for Kamala? That's the driver?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:05 AM (oZhjI)
In September 2024, Philippi drove with undercover employees (UCEs) of the FBI to an electric substation previously researched and targeted by Philippi, and Philippi conducted reconnaissance of the substation. While driving, Philippi ordered a plastic explosive composition known as C-4 and other explosives from the UCEs. Philippi later purchased black powder to be used in pipe bombs, which Philippi intended to use during the attack on the substation.
... C-4 and black power are a WMD ?
Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 10:05 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 05, 2024 10:05 AM (YJenc)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 10:05 AM (7PziG)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
When I was in Monterey, I would go to Trivia Night at one of the local watering holes. I'd team up with this other guy who would handle the sports questions, and I'd handle everything else. We even won a few times.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:06 AM (v6JzV)
Or sarcasm.
He posts lots of jokes.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:03 AM (LkLld)
Godspeed Nick.
Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 10:06 AM (PCK5/)
William Shatner @WilliamShatner
A gentle reminder as we go into Tuesday. I am not political. I cannot vote. I am a Candian citizen living in the US. While I applaud 👏🏻 those who excercise their right to vote in your country; I would kindly ask that you keep your responses to me non-political. My best, Bill
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 04, 2024
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 10:06 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:06 AM (v6JzV)
In grad school a couple of us would go every Tuesday for trivia night, we won probably 80% of the time.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:07 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 10:07 AM (W/lyH)
https://tinyurl.com/5xx2y2rn
Hopefully, this also translates into a win for Rogers.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 10:07 AM (ghV3u)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 05, 2024 10:05 AM (YJenc)
My coworker was just telling me yesterday that Walmart has been exiting Atlanta due to people setting their stores on fire.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 05, 2024 10:07 AM (eYoxG)
The elementary school had a pretty full parking lot. Didn't see a line. I also drove by a second voting location, a small church. A good number of cars, but not exactly full.
We're pretty rural in a state that has embraced early voting for many cycles. No idea what to make of any of this!
Also, Dolley's been on the verge of panic attacks related to the election for a few days, including just being generally mad at me because we disagree about politics.
I don't think her bubble is setting her up for success.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:07 AM (GBKbO)
A gentle reminder as we go into Tuesday. I am not political. I cannot vote. I am a Candian citizen living in the US. While I applaud 👏🏻 those who excercise their right to vote in your country; I would kindly ask that you keep your responses to me non-political. My best, Bill
Didn't go to Diddy's, eh Bill?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 10:05 AM (7PziG
Set em straight!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:07 AM (RUMEY)
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 10:07 AM (eNb13)
today. A woman in the booth next to me
was crying. Her husband was looking
over her shoulder whispering, "That's
right, vote for Trump and I won't hurt
you"
I told a poll worker, but he just laughed
and said "Welcome to MAGA Country."
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 05, 2024 09:57 AM (ViCCR)
I actually had a very similar and scary experience. I was at the polling place and a pregnant woman next to me said to her husband "if you and my boyfriend don't both for Kamala, I will have to keep this baby and you two will be forced to raise it." and her husband, with tears in his eyes, let out a soft sigh, whispered "MAGA" and said "this is my role as a cuck. I must vote for Kamala."
It was terrible to see.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 10:07 AM (Evo1G)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:08 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2024 10:08 AM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 10:07 AM (eNb13)
But but but but but Nate Silver!!! Jim Cramer!!!!
Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 10:09 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: whig's phone at November 05, 2024 10:09 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Oddbob at November 05, 2024 10:09 AM (/y8xj)
Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2024 10:08 AM (HJ9BW)
A fool and his money are soon burnt to a crisp.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:06 AM (v6JzV)
***
Fort Ord has two beautiful golf courses.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 10:09 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 10:01 AM
Big deal....anybody campaign there?....spend any $$ there?
Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2024 10:09 AM (Yj6Os)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 10:09 AM (KTj9g)
*
Me.. Two weeks ago in CA.
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024
***
I mounted my insurrection on 10/18, the first day of early voting here.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 10:10 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 10:01 AM
Big deal....anybody campaign there?....spend any $$ there?
Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2024 10:09 AM (Yj6Os)
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I think the only way to break turnout records in MA is for conservatives outside of Boston to suddenly decide that their vote does matter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:10 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 05, 2024 10:10 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Think of it this way: exposure of our fraudulent elections hinges on Atlanta and Philadelphia, and I have total faith in them.
Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2024 10:10 AM (FHiG2)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:58 AM (hovnC)
York County is one of the ones that threw out the Republican Poll Watchers.
Posted by: XTC at November 05, 2024 10:10 AM (6Uni8)
violates the Prime Directive....
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 10:10 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
How do you achieve this, Herr Wolfus? Werner loves the kitties, and has great affection for his feline, Commander Star Sprinkles, but any attempts to give her a tummy rub leave Werner with abrasions and bites. She rolls over on her back and stretches out, signaling, hey, Kraut, give me a tummy rub. And every time Werner falls for it and he must spend significant time mending his wounds. She is like the Ayn Rand of felines - if Ayn replaced Lucy in the Peanuts comic strip, coaxing Charley Brown to kick the ball, the results would be the same, except that the injuries to Herr Brown would be far more severe, and except that Rand would taunt the battered and bleeding Charley Brown, saying What did you expect, Playah? You goin' up against the Rand and you got youtself a lifetime membership in Ayn's Bitches Club. She would lean close and whisper Don't hate the playah, fool, hate the game. Also, do something about that hair - you sportin' less hair follicles than Biden got hair fibers.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at November 05, 2024 10:11 AM (tmPIh)
JUST IN: 550,000 have voted today in Florida
🔴 REP: 260K
🔵 DEM: 137K
🟡 NPA: 131K
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 10:11 AM (hovnC)
"Kamala Harris won in 40,012 (50.015%) cases. She did not win in 39,988 simulations (49.985%)"
Thanks Nate Silver. Really bold of you to say "eh, it's a coin toss". 50% chance Kamala wins, 50% chance trump wins. Didn't really need your expensive models for that, did ya?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 10:11 AM (Evo1G)
@John_Jennings03
·
2h
Low turnout in Fairfax this morning. I’ve been to three polling places and a new voter comes in every 3 minutes. Any updates from around the state? @ChristianHeiens @JackCollinsVA
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 09:17 AM (LkLld)
Fairfax does vote about 2/3rd early now...although low turnout means they won't make up for the 77K missing EV voters...
PS - Fairfax has 20-40% Rs...you REALLY want Arlington (90%D) and Richmond (about the same) to stay home on election day b/c Richmond especially is way behind its EV...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:08 AM (exHjb)
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:11 AM (exHjb)
I pretty much get together with large groups of people twice a year. TxMoMe and LibertyCon. It’m happy with that. Technically the North Texas RPG Con has lots of people too, but they’re divided up into small groups. One of the things I like about it. All gaming, no filler.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 05, 2024 10:11 AM (qgonf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 09:44 AM (EsZUh)
Nah. It's "The f**k you lookin' at?"
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 05, 2024 10:11 AM (iODuv)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 05, 2024 10:10 AM (Aqu9a)
https://youtu.be/_IUv5U37Ilk
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2024 10:11 AM (MQJVv)
A gentle reminder as we go into Tuesday. I am not political. I cannot vote. I am a Candian citizen living in the US. While I applaud 👏🏻 those who excercise their right to vote in your country; I would kindly ask that you keep your responses to me non-political. My best, Bill
*
Didn't go to Diddy's, eh Bill?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024
***
After all these decades, he never became a U.S. citizen?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 10:11 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Felix Steiner at November 05, 2024 10:12 AM (QFb2q)
Posted by: whig's phone at November 05, 2024 10:12 AM (ctrM5)
I didn't insurrect until 10/24, but I still think I have earned the right to be called 'colonel'.
Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2024 10:12 AM (FHiG2)
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That explains it as Silver was pretty adamant about a Trump win just a few days ago I recall.
Thanks, whig.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 10:12 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 05, 2024 10:12 AM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 10:12 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 10:01 AM
Big deal....anybody campaign there?....spend any $$ there?
Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2024 10:09 AM (Yj6Os)
It could be a big deal because it goes against the narrative that Dems aren’t showing up. In one of these things exist in dilation.
If it’s even true. Could break. Sure. I also could find $100 on the street. How likely are the scenarios.
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 10:12 AM (eNb13)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 10:12 AM (9FwI9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2024 10:12 AM (MQJVv)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 10:07 AM (Evo1G)
Hey, pull my other leg.
Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2024 10:13 AM (Yj6Os)
Posted by: Truthbomb at November 05, 2024 10:13 AM (blmVn)
I can't wait to hear the FNM tells us Hung Cao was elected because of a white supremacist anti-immigrant surge in the electorate.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:02 AM (oZ)
This is why Trump needed him so badly on the ballot in VA - they are adding to each other vs subtracting, which is the only way either had a chance. Not sure either wins, but it was the best chance for both...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:13 AM (exHjb)
After all these decades, he never became a U.S. citizen?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 10:11 AM (J2vNu)
US $ > Canadian Monopoly $
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)
Inquiring minds are doubled over laughing here!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 05, 2024 10:13 AM (Xo+UM)
It is now officially ELECTION DAY! This will be the most important day in American History.
Voter enthusiasm is THROUGH THE ROOF because people want to Make America Great Again. That means lines are going to be long!
I need you to deliver your vote no matter how long it takes. STAY IN LINE!
The Radical Communist Democrats want you to pack up and go home.
Together, we are going to have a tremendous victory and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 10:14 AM (hovnC)
Michael Whatley
@ChairmanWhatley
PENNSYLVANIA ELECTION INTEGRITY:
Early this morning we learned that Republican poll watchers in Philadelphia, York, Westmoreland, Allegheny, Lehigh, Cambria, Wyoming, and Lackawanna Counties were being turned away.
We deployed our roving attorneys, engaged with local officials, and can now report that all Republican poll watchers have been let into the building.
We will keep fighting, keep winning, and keep sharing updates.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 10:15 AM (ghV3u)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)
"No, the state doesn't all look like a view from Newark Airport or going up the turnpike up there."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2024 10:15 AM (MQJVv)
Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2024 10:13 AM (Yj6Os)
Okay. At the same time, there was a transgendered lesbian muslim getting ready to vote, and an obese man wearing overalls with no shirt and a MAGA hat said "when Trump wins, we're going to deport you back to Gaza! You queer!"
It was heart breaking. And the poll worker laughed and said "fuck those trannies."
And you know what? I was that obese man wearing overalls with no shirt and a MAGA hat.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 10:15 AM (Evo1G)
Big black Stirling is not as into it, but he allows it if he is not feeling playful.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 10:15 AM (J2vNu)
Enjoy your life under Alsobrooks.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 10:05 AM (xCA6C)
Yeah, dumb vote...6 years of a RINO is way better than 6 years of someone who wants you dead or enslaved...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:15 AM (exHjb)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 10:15 AM (I6Nk5)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 10:01 AM (TGPs7)
It would be hilarious if voters in Mass discovered it's not so blue after all.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 10:15 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:15 AM (v6JzV)
Hey, I didn't get the chance to say it this morning, but good luck!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at November 05, 2024 10:15 AM (luW68)
The Radical Communist Democrats want you to pack up and go home.
Together, we are going to have a tremendous victory and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 10:14 AM (hovnC)
====================
Voted early in our house Mr. President. Now go to Washington and kick some ass, please.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 05, 2024 10:15 AM (rm3qJ)
I passed two polling places, both churches, in rural areas. They were packed. Never seen so many cars of voters. More cars than at Easter.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 05, 2024 10:15 AM (u82oZ)
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I found a $20 bill in a Walmart parking lot in Charlotte, NC while down for a cousin's wedding.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 10:16 AM (hovnC)
Paying the Danegeld - a limerick
There once was a rich man named Brewer
The old fool was an erstwhile revenuer
He faced vile allegations
and answered the accusations
With- "Guilder? Why, I barely even knew 'er!"
Posted by: muldoon at November 05, 2024 10:16 AM (991eG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:15 AM (v6JzV)
An extra prayer for that
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 10:16 AM (IyPmt)
We deployed our roving attorneys, engaged with local officials, and can now report that all Republican poll watchers have been let into the building.
We will keep fighting, keep winning, and keep sharing updates.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 10:15 AM (ghV3u)
Those blocking them should be arrested on the spot, charged with the felony of election tampering, convicted and the felony conviction NEVER ALLOWING THEM TO VOTE AGAIN.
Enough of this bullshit. Fight to WIN. Leave. No. Doubt.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)
ThePersistence
@ScottPresler
To everyone in Cambria County, we are aware.
You stay in line like your lives depend on winning.
Don’t move a muscle.
📍Cambria County, PA
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 10:16 AM (TGPs7)
Thanks very much!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2024 10:16 AM (MQJVv)
They are empty.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 10:15 AM (I6Nk5)
========
Now, the RNC needs to make sure that the counts on the ballot boxes match the actual counts in the boxes.
It's basic, route one election integrity stuff that the RNC could have been pursuing since the 60s but haven't for reasons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:16 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 05, 2024 10:16 AM (s3qiR)
Posted by: Truthbomb a
Not just NH. Anyone I hear someone say how independent they are, I roll my eyes. It means they vote Democrat 98% of the time and will vote Republican for county traffic manager or something. But they’re not partisan, no way!!
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 10:17 AM (eNb13)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 10:15 AM (ExV1e)
If any R would do surprisingly well in MA, it would be an RFK Jr. endorsed - Trump.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 10:17 AM (Evo1G)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 10:17 AM (9FwI9)
Posted by: Felix Steiner at November 05, 2024
***
Clearly he owes his primary allegiance to only one country. And that is Thrush.
Posted by: Illya Kuryakin at November 05, 2024 10:17 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2024 10:17 AM (RIvkX)
It was heart breaking. And the poll worker laughed and said "fuck those trannies."
And you know what? I was that obese man wearing overalls with no shirt and a MAGA hat.
and then everyone clapped
Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 10:17 AM (NGHTx)
Enough of this bullshit. Fight to WIN. Leave. No. Doubt.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)
========
A Trump DOJ might be interested in the individuals who decided that they had the authority to break state law in a federal election regarding observers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:17 AM (GBKbO)
538 is also peddling predictions.
Posted by: whig's phone at November 05, 2024 10:17 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: andycanuck
If you drag it through a trailer park, you could score with Paula Jones!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:18 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 10:18 AM (IyPmt)
Well, they did, anyway. Fort Ord was closed back in mid-90s.
The Bayonet course was a favorite of mine back when I was stationed at NAS Moffett. Well worth the drive down. I assume it's a public course now.
Posted by: one hour sober at November 05, 2024 10:18 AM (Y1sOo)
Absent the gerrymandering I suspect MA would have 1 or 2 R house members in most years.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:18 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 10:17 AM (9FwI9)
"Positive for Covid."
- - - - - Anthony Fauci
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 05, 2024 10:13 AM (Xo+UM)
Great to see you Jim. Our prayers are with you.
Peace, my friend.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 10:18 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Truthbomb at November 05, 2024 10:18 AM (blmVn)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 10:17 AM (9FwI9)
Yep Positive. Rob Reiner is still an asshole.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 10:19 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: It's happening at November 05, 2024 10:19 AM (KupUL)
The irony is Paula was one of the women that wouldn't sleep with Slick in return for a promotion...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:19 AM (oZhjI)
Here is what to do if you encounter this. Call the GOP to try to get a lawyer there. Demand to speak to the person in charge of the voting center. Explain the following to that person: Title 18 United States Code Section 241 makes any conspiracy to Oppress Any Constitutional Right -including voting - a federal felony with punishments starting at 10 years in prison and up to and including a death penalty. Explain they either get the "problem" fixed or you will call the FBI.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 10:19 AM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Truthbomb at November 05, 2024 10:18 AM (blmVn)
======
Their mail in operations are missing 700,000 ballots compared to 2020.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:19 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Jen the original at November 05, 2024 10:19 AM (g3LNR)
I'm just running against the guy who owns-but doesn't run- the very popular pastry and coffee place.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2024 10:19 AM (MQJVv)
So you're saying New Hampshire is now Vermont-Lite?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 05, 2024 10:19 AM (LPS7w)
- - - - - Anthony Fauci
Posted by: Sponge
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He ought to be positive.
COVID made him millions
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 05, 2024 10:20 AM (Edx9u)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 10:20 AM (7PziG)
One oddity... usually around half the voters are black. When I was there, only a couple of black folk. Dunno what it means, but it means something, yes?
Posted by: MkY at November 05, 2024 10:20 AM (+Pp+Q)
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I found a $20 bill in a Walmart parking lot in Charlotte, NC while down for a cousin's wedding.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024
***
I did find a $100 bill on the sidewalk in about 2010, outside the medical school. May have fallen from some surgeon's wallet. I saw it, scooped it up and thrust it into a pants pocket, and didn't even look at it until I was safely ensconced in a bathroom stall.
It was real; at least CVS took it later that week in payment for an Rx, and gave me change.
Posted by: Illya Kuryakin at November 05, 2024 10:20 AM (J2vNu)
They are empty.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 10:15 AM (I6Nk5)
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Still way too early in the morning for all the cheese-eaters and chickenheads to vote.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2024 10:20 AM (RIvkX)
They're not excited to vote for Kamala. They're not suddenly inspired to support her because she's so damn impressive.
She's not winning converts and she's not driving people to the polls.
Her tent was as large as it was going to be the day she ascended to the nomination.
In that time, Trump has gone everywhere, spoken to everyone and put himself in front of millions who had formed uninformed opinions of him.
Bask!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 10:20 AM (KbCG3)
-Selzer.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 10:20 AM (7PziG)
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"People are changing their registration from Democrat to Republican because they're so excited about Kamala and want to vote for her."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:20 AM (GBKbO)
COVID made him millions
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 05, 2024 10:20 AM (Edx9u)
And he's still cashing taxpayer funded checks to the tune of over $400k per year.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 10:21 AM (eNb13)
What in the fucking hell
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:21 AM (M7vhK)
Posted by: Truthbomb at November 05, 2024 10:21 AM (blmVn)
Kev Posobiec @KevinPosobiec 54m
Lines looking like a desert in Philly
These are four different locations.
Men don't wait, get out & vote now!
https://is.gd/JpQglG
four photos
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 10:21 AM (hovnC)
538 is also peddling predictions.
Posted by: whig's phone at November 05, 2024 10:17 AM (ctrM5)
Yeah, I know. And I feel like all dead horses have been beaten on this subject. But he's essentially weighing polls based on sorcery to try to smooth out the data, then running simulations on these blended averages of polls to get to his predictions.
Which is .. I mean, what does the margin of error go to when you average 10 polls together?
I just don't see how (mathematically), you can hope to get to any kind of accurate number there. And that's if all of the polls being inputted are high quality. Which we know they are not.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 10:21 AM (Evo1G)
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 10:21 AM (YH/OY)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 10:17 AM (9FwI9)
"Positive for Covid."
- - - - - Anthony Fauci
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)
"Died from COVID"
---- Kathy Hochul
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 05, 2024 10:21 AM (LPS7w)
Enough of this bullshit. Fight to WIN. Leave. No. Doubt.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)
**********
+1,000,000,000.
I hope that Trump wins and that PA goes GOP so that these people who are doing this can and will be prosecuted to the fullest extent allowed by law.
They also should be placed in solitary confinement for 300 days, just like Jason Chansley, the Buffalo Shaman Guy, had to experience, though this would likely not be allowed by law.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 10:21 AM (ghV3u)
Trump held a rally in a Chinese restaurant?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:22 AM (v6JzV)
I just don't see how (mathematically), you can hope to get to any kind of accurate number there. And that's if all of the polls being inputted are high quality. Which we know they are not.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 10:21 AM (Evo1G)
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Technically, the margin gets smaller (this is something I got wrong in my long speel that ace posted).
Except, it assumes that the margins of error are, you know, accurate to begin with.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:22 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 10:22 AM (9FwI9)
I was with you until that last sentence / word. That would be like Le Resistance calling in the Gestapo.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 10:22 AM (xCA6C)
It’s kind of silly I suppose to make much of DixVille Notch. But Guam? That’s significant.
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 10:22 AM (eNb13)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2024 10:17 AM (RIvkX)
People who live in San Francisco shouldn't throw stones about odors!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 05, 2024 10:23 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 10:23 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:23 AM (ksjMr)
---- Kathy Hochul
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
That's a lie, and you know it, Bitch.
-- Zombie Peanut
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:23 AM (v6JzV)
Prognostications on the morning of election day are entirely about:
- energizing the people I want to vote
- depressing the people I don't want to vote
- justifying hinky results
It is all and entirely fake and ghey. A fake, ghey op
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 10:23 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 10:24 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 10:23 AM (TGPs7)
It was epic that their stadium was off exit 16W while it takes 16 wins to skate with the Stanley Cup.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Don't understand what that means.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2024 10:12 AM (MQJVv
$20. Same as in town.
Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 10:24 AM (LHPAg)
They also should be placed in solitary confinement for 300 days, just like Jason Chansley, the Buffalo Shaman Guy, had to experience, though this would likely not be allowed by law.
Posted by: Sasquatch
Executed.
Vote rigging is treason.
Treason demands execution.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 10:24 AM (9FwI9)
I always thought the New Jersey Smellies fit better.
Posted by: Truthbomb at November 05, 2024 10:24 AM (blmVn)
🚨
The voting machines went down in Cambria County, Pennsylvania.
And Kamala Democrats are fighting in court against a mere 3-hour extension to ensure voters can vote.
Kamala Democrats are fighting to disenfranchise voters on Election Day.
Stay in line, Trump voters.
ThePersistence @ScottPresler 1h
To everyone in Cambria County, we are aware.
You stay in line like your lives depend on winning.
Don’t move a muscle.
📍Cambria County, PA
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 10:24 AM (hovnC)
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I read the odds of say 4 polls showing a tie was one in 50 bajillion, or basically the same odds of winning Lotto 5
You should expect to see variance and outliers, not straight up exact same numbers between polls that use different weighting samples, models and demographics
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:24 AM (M7vhK)
I don't just want to beat Harris and win both houses of Congress I want the media destroyed.
Let's GO!
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:24 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2024 10:24 AM (MQJVv)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 10:24 AM (IyPmt)
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Nate Cohn outright admitted a couple of days ago that polling isn't capturing the Trump vote...still.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:25 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 10:25 AM (xhfG9)
I know if Kamala wins we wouldn't have another real, meaningful election again - Trump, Musk, and all the other reformers will be jailed or given the choice to "retire" from the public sphere. We'll have the GOPe running Romneys and Bushes for whoever long Soviet America lasts.
But...is it more then that? For example is the Kamala plan to enter the Uke war and use that to formally cancel elections just like Lil Z has done? The forever war in 1984 was between socialist governments but there is no reason they couldn't run the same scenario against Vlad...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:25 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 10:22 AM (eNb13)
could be a tipping point
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 05, 2024 10:25 AM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 10:23 AM (TGPs7)
You know where it comes from, right?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:25 AM (v6JzV)
People who live in San Francisco shouldn't throw stones about odors!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 05, 2024 10:23 AM (d9fT1)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE'S AN APP THAT SHOWS YOU WHERE ALL THE HUMAN SHIT IN THE STREETS IS LOCATED SO YOU KNOW TO AVOID IT.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at November 05, 2024 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)
It's nice having the world's richest man on our side.
The real difference is Lara Trump running the RNC and staffing it with people who are willing to fight. I saw they already busted a statewide cheat attempt in PA today by a Soros front group with an assist from Harmeet Dillon.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 10:25 AM (3cXfB)
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*Macon Whoopee has entered the chat*
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 05, 2024 10:25 AM (JIkaw)
Posted by: four seasons at November 05, 2024 10:26 AM (3ek7K)
***********
1. Does it have a string attached?
2, Are you by any chance in a trailer park?
Posted by: muldoon at November 05, 2024 10:26 AM (991eG)
@ScottPresler
I’m hearing HUGE turnout from rural counties all across Pennsylvania.
Running up the score in the ruby red counties is key to victory.
CC: Schuylkill, PA
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 10:26 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 05, 2024 10:23 AM (d9fT1)
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*lifts arm to test deodorant*
Yup. Roses.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2024 10:26 AM (RIvkX)
*************
I remember when they would demand people continue to vote for like days after the election, now all of a sudden theyre worried about more people voting.
Mkay
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:26 AM (M7vhK)
How he wakes up ready to take these demons on I have no idea. I only know he is the man I want doing it.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:26 AM (ksjMr)
Leading Report
@LeadingReport
BREAKING: GOP Chairman Michael Whatley says that early this morning Republican poll watchers in multiple Pennsylvania counties were being turned away, but that attorneys were deployed and can now report all Republican poll watchers have been let into the building.
**********
This is what we want from you every election, GOP. Keep up the good work on this front!
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 10:26 AM (ghV3u)
It’s kind of silly I suppose to make much of DixVille Notch. But Guam? That’s significant.
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer
Guam flipped for Trump.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 10:26 AM (9FwI9)
You know where it comes from, right?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:25 AM (v6JzV)
New Jersey is the pit of Hell?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden "
Let me tell you about phlegmth...
Posted by: Kamala Harris at November 05, 2024 10:26 AM (cHOHf)
Posted by: Truthbomb at November 05, 2024 10:21 AM (blmVn)
===============
Don't forget the cemeteries in Union County. Dems do very well in those precincts.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 05, 2024 10:26 AM (3cjnH)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:23 AM (ksjMr)
Other than death and taxes I’m not confident about anything. But they will do whatever they can to make it happen.
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 10:26 AM (eNb13)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:27 AM (ksjMr)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 10:25 AM (3cXfB)
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I think it's more the other co-chair, Michael Bentley.
I remember some people (cough...I can name a name...cough...but I won't because that's weird...cough) who shat on the appointment of Bentley specifically because he was just an election denier, the only reason Trump would like him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:27 AM (GBKbO)
@LeadingReport
BREAKING: GOP Chairman Michael Whatley says that early this morning Republican poll watchers in multiple Pennsylvania counties were being turned away, but that attorneys were deployed and can now report all Republican poll watchers have been let into the building.
Those doing the turning away should be drug out and hanged.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 10:27 AM (9FwI9)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:25 AM (v6JzV)
New Jersey is the pit of Hell?
Posted by: Sponge
It's some flying monster that's a part of local folklore there. Kinda Jersey's version of Mothman.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:27 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:22 AM (GBKbO)
Averaging polls that are processed differently won't decrease their margins of error.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 05, 2024 10:27 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:27 AM (ksjMr)
Change hoods.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)
You can blame Ed Rollins for a long running consent decree during the Reagan years in NJ that finally ended right before the 2020 election. He was bragging about paying black ministers to have the flocks stay out of voting using cash pmts. He said some other stupid things as well leading to a lawsuit against the RNC for voter suppression. RNC settled and basically abandoned election integrity. They outsourced it with predictable effects.
Posted by: whig's phone at November 05, 2024 10:28 AM (ctrM5)
Guam has tipped over? I WARNED YOU ALL!
Posted by: Hank Johnson at November 05, 2024 10:28 AM (3cXfB)
Got to keep my chin up and ignore the idiots. And smile at patients wearing Harris Walz hats.
I hope today pans out like we want it to.
Love to
You.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 10:28 AM (H3kqf)
Also, Dolley's been on the verge of panic attacks related to the election for a few days, including just being generally mad at me because we disagree about politics.
I don't think her bubble is setting her up for success.
-----------------
TJM, do not gloat should Trump win. You may smirk, but only when turning your head. See if she wants a milkshake or or something.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 10:28 AM (AdHga)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:27 AM (ksjMr)
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Maybe take your hood off.
/s
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2024 10:28 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Truthbomb at November 05, 2024 10:21 AM (blmVn)
Count on it. Murphy lost, but was saved by the Democrat machine.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 05, 2024 10:28 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 10:22 AM (eNb13)
could be a tipping point
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 05, 2024 10:25 AM (sJHOI)
I snorted.
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 10:28 AM (eNb13)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 10:29 AM (7PziG)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 05, 2024 10:27 AM (d9fT1)
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Mathematically it does.
But it doesn't pass the smell test because it's all bullshit.
It's the whole garbage in/garbage out problem. It's the torturing of statistics to say what you want problem.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:29 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: ...
Change hoods.
Posted by: Sponge
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 10:29 AM (9FwI9)
@AnnCoulter
The first thing Kamala should do if she wins is pardon Trump, and the first thing Trump should do if he wins is pardon Hunter and invite a bunch of Democrats to the White House. (2d thing: start The Wall.)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 10:29 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 10:29 AM (/m8zC)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 10:29 AM (ghV3u)
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 10:28 AM (AdHga)
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I'm not an idiot. I'm an illiterate asshole, but I'm not an idiot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:30 AM (GBKbO)
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Umm, he was saved by a Thumb Drive found in Newark.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 10:30 AM (AdHga)
Say no to the black pill.
Say YARR to the black flag.
Thatisall.
Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at November 05, 2024 10:30 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:27 AM (ksjMr)
NSFW
https://is.gd/WDkCjz
Hollywood did it....not me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 10:29 AM (ghV3u)
Gotta play the hand you're dealt.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:30 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Truthbomb at November 05, 2024 10:21 AM (blmVn)
Or they won't, b/c they are pissed about Menendez...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:30 AM (exHjb)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:27 AM (v6JzV)
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Yes, they live in the Pine Barrens and eat petroleum.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2024 10:30 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 10:30 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Oddbob at November 05, 2024 10:30 AM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:25 AM (v6JzV)
New Jersey is the pit of Hell?
Posted by: Sponge
It's some flying monster that's a part of local folklore there. Kinda Jersey's version of Mothman.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:27 AM (v6JzV)
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Yup, there's an X-file on the Jersey Devil.
Posted by: Agent Fox Mulder at November 05, 2024 10:31 AM (LPS7w)
Pretty much in and out, no bigger crowds than usual.
I will say, the methodology of voting in my county should be the standard around the country.
Of course this is Jersey and Cadillac's full of ballots are going to show up in Hudson and Essex, but Morris County has their sh*t together.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 10:31 AM (XV/Pl)
Does Trump outperform his 2020 vote total?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 10:30 AM (KbCG3)
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Hard to imagine he doesn't. 78-80 million for him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:31 AM (GBKbO)
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You're a moron. Which is closely related to idiots.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 10:31 AM (AdHga)
And today's stupid political sign (Well, I've seen it for a while)
"Harris/Walz-Save Democracy".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2024 10:31 AM (MQJVv)
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 10:31 AM (xCA6C)
Random snapshot in time is random. I wouldn't read too much into it one way or the other.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 10:31 AM (ExV1e)
2016: Hillary 4 Trump 2
2020: Biden 5 Trump 0
2024: Harris 3 Trump 3
So good change directionally if meaningless overall
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:31 AM (oZhjI)
You mean Michael Whatley. I know this because I've been saying for months that the new RNC under Whatley and Trump was making election integrity their key focus and hiring thousands of lawyers and brining under hundreds of thousands of poll watchers.
This not the same old RNC.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:31 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 10:23 AM (TGPs7)
Jersey Devil is bada$$...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:31 AM (exHjb)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:32 AM (ksjMr)
Does Trump outperform his 2020 vote total?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 10:30 AM (KbCG3)
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Hard to imagine he doesn't. 78-80 million for him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:31 AM (GBKbO)
I want to optimistically put his floor at 77M but my guts say you're closer to being right.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 10:32 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 10:24 AM (IyPmt)
Quiet Trump vote at this point would be white women, if they are there...it's not gonna be men...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:32 AM (exHjb)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:32 AM (ksjMr)
Everyone hates lawyers...until they need one.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 10:32 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: creeper at November 05, 2024 10:33 AM (M6moH)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:35 AM (oZhjI)
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That’s part of it, but I read it mostly as an exhortation against greed. People who have been blessed with wealth will be judged on how they use that wealth. Do they hoard it and think only of themselves, or do they care for their fellow man? Do they tend to the poor and pay fair wages?
Put another away: with great wealth comes great responsibility, and the rich will be judged accordingly. It’s much harder for someone who is poor to be miserly than someone who is rich, so that sin is one that wealthy people must contend with. Same as there are some people who struggle with lust or wrath more than is typical.
The “camel through the eye of a needle” scene illustrates something similar. The rich man is very devout, willing to do almost anything to serve the Lord. He believes in Jesus, but when Christ commands him to give away his wealth that is too much. His attachment to wealth is a stumbling block to salvation, just as we all have our own stumbling blocks.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 10:33 AM (FC8SQ)
Hard to imagine he doesn't. 78-80 million for him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:31 AM (GBKbO)
I want to optimistically put his floor at 77M but my guts say you're closer to being right.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 10:32 AM (KbCG3)
He was 'allowed' to receive 74m ballots in 2020 in a rigged loss.
With the passion and fear in the American electorate currently, he eclipses Biden's 'counted' 81 million by several million.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Why don't the Bush help?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 05, 2024 10:33 AM (MJINk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:16 AM (GBKbO)
That’s just not who we are. ;-)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 10:33 AM (9mfKN)
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 05, 2024
***
Do they also have a team called the Bacon, by any chance?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 10:34 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 10:34 AM (gvclk)
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 10:34 AM (eNb13)
Posted by: Archimedes
Absolutely. When someone's looking at jail time, they want the slickest, shysteriest lawyer they can afford.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:34 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 05, 2024 10:27 AM (d9fT1)
=======
Mathematically it does.
But it doesn't pass the smell test because it's all bullshit.
It's the whole garbage in/garbage out problem. It's the torturing of statistics to say what you want problem.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:29 AM (GBKbO)
Margin of error only applies to variance generated from random sampling of a representative population. That variance will follow a normal distribution.
It can't account for error from sampling a non-representative population. Figuring out how to get a representative sample is the hard part.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 05, 2024 10:34 AM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Game Show Facts at November 05, 2024 10:34 AM (6Cd6u)
Let's GO!
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:24 AM (LkLld)
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From your keyboard to the ear of G-d.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 05, 2024 10:35 AM (9tq9V)
Ayotte (R) 5 Craig (Asshole scum) 1
Williams (R) 2 Goodlander (Rich Asshole scum) 4
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:35 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:29 AM (GBKbO)
Nope. The data are gathered using different techniques, and they are processed using different assumptions. Averaging that makes a big mess, but it doesn't make it more precise.
But the whole idea of averaging polls is dumb anyway. Most of them are inaccurate. Why include them?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 05, 2024 10:35 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Stateless at November 05, 2024 10:35 AM (jvJvP)
Say no to the black pill.
Say YARR to the black flag.
Thatisall.
Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at November 05, 2024 10:30 AM (OUMaO)
I like that, Brother Tim :-)
Posted by: Emmie at November 05, 2024 10:35 AM (Sf2cq)
I remember waiting for an hour or more hours years ago. Anybody that doesn't vote because it is too much trouble is a lazy as hell and probably shouldn't be voting anyways.
Posted by: Ripley at November 05, 2024 10:35 AM (GUOwU)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 10:35 AM (CCBVT)
They are empty.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 10:15 AM (I6Nk5)
whatta a shame
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:35 AM (V13WU)
PA MAGA, if you have issues at your polling station, please call the Election Day Legal Hotline at (717) 999-5868 and submit a report using this link: pennsylvania.protectthevote.…
https://is.gd/E0kY4w
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 10:35 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 05, 2024 10:34 AM (eYoxG)
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Which was the main thrust of my long post.
They cannot get a good sample, so their entire mode of operation is suspect from the start. So, they model, which they probably hang under the idea of "normalization", but that's not normalization.
Seriously, the margin of error on most polls should really be like 10-15%.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:36 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:34 AM (v6JzV)
You do t want a criminal lawyer. You want a CRIMINAL lawyer.
- Jesse Pinkman
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 10:36 AM (eNb13)
>>@EricLDaugh
>>🚨 BREAKING: Florida Republicans now lead by OVER 1 MILLION VOTERS in the 2024 election in historic development
🔴 REP: 3,940,434 [+1,004,464]
🔵 DEM: 2,935,970
🟡 NPA: 1,978,200
Total: R+11.1
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:36 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Have you tried telling her to calm down?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:36 AM (v6JzV)
Now he can go back to the corner and disappear.
He was the man for the moment. God ordained him over Gore, with 9|11 on the horizon.
I pray Trump is the man for this moment...
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 10:36 AM (wGun1)
@MadAboutSkin01
Just voted in NH... Very strong turnout so far in ruby red Pittsburg
Hearing of long lines in Berlin and some smaller towns in Coos County... So far seems like the rural surge seen in early voting states is showing up here in NH too..
If this continues NH is going to be close
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More anecdotal data. Love it and hopefully, this is the case with the rural vote in NH.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 10:36 AM (ghV3u)
I'm not endorsing the concept, but the idea is obviously that random errors in the polling will cancel out. That assumes the errors are random. They are not.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 10:36 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 05, 2024 10:23 AM (d9fT1)
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*lifts arm to test deodorant*
Yup. Roses.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2024 10:26 AM (RIvkX)
That reminds me of the crack a famous actor made that Julie Andrews was so sweet that she pissed rose petals.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 05, 2024 10:36 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:36 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Have you tried telling her to calm down?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:36 AM (v6JzV)
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I have smiled, said nothing, gone in for kisses, and walked off. She abandons all reason when talking politics. It instantly turns to shouting. I just don't engage anymore.
Still love her to death, though!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:37 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 10:33 AM (FC8SQ)
Fun biblical anecdote: In ancient Jerusalem, there was an entrance to the city that was not the main city gates, but a small door. It had the nickname "eye of the needle" and to fit a camel through it, you'd have to remove everything it was carrying.
There's a reasonable interpretation of Jesus' words that don't mean "you're screwed if you're wealthy" but instead "you won't get to heaven unless you unburden yourself of worldly attachments."
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 10:37 AM (B9Prs)
exactly what Pedo Joe got after they manufactured enough votes for him
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:38 AM (M7vhK)
Still love her to death, though!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:37 AM (GBKbO)
Don't do drugs.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 10:38 AM (gvclk)
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:38 AM (V13WU)
Still love her to death, though!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:37 AM (GBKbO)
Wait, are y'all on opposite sides of the fence?
Are you having to be Wilson from Home Improvement?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 10:38 AM (KbCG3)
Fun biblical anecdote: In ancient Jerusalem, there was an entrance to the city that was not the main city gates, but a small door. It had the nickname "eye of the needle" and to fit a camel through it, you'd have to remove everything it was carrying.
There's a reasonable interpretation of Jesus' words that don't mean "you're screwed if you're wealthy" but instead "you won't get to heaven unless you unburden yourself of worldly attachments."
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 10:37 AM (B9Prs)
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Cite?
Posted by: Jake Tapper, Journalist at November 05, 2024 10:39 AM (LPS7w)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 10:18 AM (IyPmt)
I'll bet you're right!
Posted by: m at November 05, 2024 10:39 AM (VnUSN)
Posted by: Mechanical Engineer at November 05, 2024 10:39 AM (RqMDa)
>>Still love her to death, though!
I can't imagine being married to someone who's politics were diametrically opposed to mine, but people make it work.
I don't know how but they do.
My wife is even more conservative than I am.
Which is nice.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 10:39 AM (XV/Pl)
Are you having to be Wilson from Home Improvement?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 10:38 AM (KbCG3)
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It happened after 2012 with Romney's loss and just got worse with the rise of Trump. She loathes him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:39 AM (GBKbO)
Was happy to read your good news earlier.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:40 AM (ksjMr)
Still love her to death, though!
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Milkshakes can tame the shrew. Its the butter fat that makes them happy and warm inside and sleepy. They like to snuggle with a belly full of butter fat. Pro Tip.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 10:40 AM (AdHga)
Still love her to death, though!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:37 AM (GBKbO)
You are a good man, Charlie Brown… I am blessed to not have the situation that you have. My wife is more hardcore right than I, and that’s pretty far right!!
Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 10:40 AM (PCK5/)
There's a reasonable interpretation of Jesus' words that don't mean "you're screwed if you're wealthy" but instead "you won't get to heaven unless you unburden yourself of worldly attachments."
It has been a tough year financially for some in my extended family. Fortunately, the wife and I are in a position to help. It's easy to mock those who pile up wealth, but at the same time, it's very nice when someone needs help, and you can provide it.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 10:40 AM (xCA6C)
Aa
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In hindsight was he? He started a war in Iraq that killed thousands of Americans and cost trillions. All for nothing. Afghanistan became a quagmire. He allowed millions of Muslims to come to America right after 9/11. And he ignored the fact 15/19 terrorists were from Saudi.
But he gave some good speeches in the week after.
Would Gore have been any worse?
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 10:41 AM (eNb13)
You are a good man, Charlie Brown… I am blessed to not have the situation that you have. My wife is more hardcore right than I, and that’s pretty far right!!
Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 10:40 AM (PCK5/)
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Politics isn't everything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:41 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:39 AM (GBKbO)
why ?
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:41 AM (V13WU)
>>Still love her to death, though!
I can't imagine being married to someone who's politics were diametrically opposed to mine, but people make it work.
I don't know how but they do.
My wife is even more conservative than I am.
Which is nice.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 10:39 AM (XV/Pl)
I am more conservative than my spouse, but he is a straight R voter as well...I'm the only one in the house who is listed as R in the state...everyone else gets all the D mail (as "undecideds")...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:41 AM (exHjb)
She doesn't like Trump all that much but baby killers are a billion times worse.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:41 AM (RUMEY)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:41 AM (v6JzV)
@AnnCoulter
The first thing Kamala should do if she wins is pardon Trump, and the first thing Trump should do if he wins is pardon Hunter and invite a bunch of Democrats to the White House. (2d thing: start The Wall.)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 10:29 AM (TGPs7)
This is the singularly stupidest thing I've read today. So far, even.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 05, 2024 10:41 AM (Aqu9a)
why ?
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:41 AM (V13WU)
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*shrugs*
Seriously, I stopped engaging with her on politics a while back.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:41 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: JackStraw"
Yep.The MSM is the real enemy. Without their collaboration/collusion the Dems would have a hard time getting 30% of the vote and be forced to move the political center to be competitive.
Posted by: Ripley at November 05, 2024 10:41 AM (GUOwU)
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My wife was a big fan of Trump when we lived in NJ in the 90s. Now she sounds just like Dolly. Milkshakes work.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 10:41 AM (AdHga)
Posted by: Art Maven at November 05, 2024 10:42 AM (6Cd6u)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)
They're not excited to vote for Kamala. They're not suddenly inspired to support her because she's so damn impressive.
She's not winning converts and she's not driving people to the polls.
Her tent was as large as it was going to be the day she ascended to the nomination.
In that time, Trump has gone everywhere, spoken to everyone and put himself in front of millions who had formed uninformed opinions of him.
Bask!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 10:20 AM (KbCG3)
Nice!
Posted by: m at November 05, 2024 10:42 AM (VnUSN)
Yup. Roses.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2024 10:26 AM (RIvkX)
Yup. Manliness, and 11-Nor-9-carboxy-THC.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 10:42 AM (KAi1n)
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Lefties were calling Bush Jr "Hitler" yesterday so I assume he made a belated, lukewarm endorsement in reply to Liz Cheney's plea for him to officially turncoat.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 10:42 AM (hovnC)
IANAS, but it seems like if the errors are random, they are just as likely to stack as to cancel.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 05, 2024 10:42 AM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:41 AM (v6JzV)
Godspeed Evette. RIP.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 05, 2024 10:42 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:41 AM (exHjb)
I'm more plugged in than my wife, she's far more visceral in her reactions.
Thankfully, we're on the same side.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 10:43 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 05, 2024 10:43 AM (0M/kD)
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 10:43 AM (z/jjr)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 10:18 AM (IyPmt)
It sure is! It's a moderately nice day in my part of Canada so the outside Christmas decorations are being put up.
And I'll be slow drinking beer early.
Posted by: Stateless at November 05, 2024 10:43 AM (jvJvP)
https://tinyurl.com/38m7ferk
The MSDNC idiot blathering on in the video should be tied up next to an angry and agitated colony of fire ants...
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 10:43 AM (ghV3u)
I was with you until that last sentence / word. That would be like Le Resistance calling in the Gestapo.
No, local FBI agents are not like the 7th floor of the HQ building. Besides, if you are a Democrat asshole violating that law are you willing to take that gamble - when it means falling on your sword for Kamala/Walz?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 10:43 AM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Jake Tapper, Journalist at November 05, 2024 10:43 AM (LPS7w)
He said he's not going to endorse anyone. That's why they're calling him Hitler. Again.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 10:43 AM (2ocoG)
I'm not sure who Tim Alberta is, but he tweeted: @TimAlberta Re: my comments on CNN and MSNBC this evening... yes, there are Trump staffers who no longer much care whether he wins or loses. Not exactly breaking news. Hard to overstate how terrible morale is inside of this campaign—and how much anger/resentment is felt toward the candidate.
And The Hill: Hawaii Sen. Brian Schatz (D) declared Sunday that former President Trump is having a “thermonuclear meltdown” in the final days of the campaign, citing what he called “violent talk, paranoid fantasies and promises of retribution.”
I'm hoping we'll have some great on-air Dem meltdowns like 2016, to make all the crap we've endured worthwhile.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 05, 2024 10:44 AM (WwJmh)
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I have a college friend who is very conservative. He married a lawyer (surprise!!) who could easily join the ladies of the View with zero prep work.
But somehow it works. They’ve been married 15ish years, kids, the works.
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 10:44 AM (eNb13)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 05, 2024 10:43 AM (0M/kD)
I hope that's b/c you helped them decide...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:44 AM (exHjb)
My wife and I are both conservative, but for reasons which elude me, she really wanted Nikki Haley to get the nom.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 10:44 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 10:44 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:44 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 05, 2024 10:44 AM (LPS7w)
>>I'm the only one in the house who is listed as R in the state...everyone else gets all the D mail (as "undecideds")...
When I lived in NYC, I was always registered as a Democrat, only ever voted for two Democrats, I registered as a Republican when I moved to Jersey, and if I ever Register to vote in PA, it will be as a Republican.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 10:44 AM (XV/Pl)
I didnt even know Ann Coulter was still alive, I thought for sure she had dissolved into dust from anorexia by now
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:44 AM (M7vhK)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:44 AM (ksjMr)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2024 10:45 AM (uBBbP)
Posted by: Roger Oveur at November 05, 2024 10:45 AM (Y1sOo)
James Carville?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:45 AM (RUMEY)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 10:44 AM (XV/Pl)
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Moving to NC, I was forced to register by party for the first time in my life.
I went Unaffiliated because the GOP sucks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:45 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:41 AM (GBKbO)
Correct.. Sounds like My Son and his wife.. He's ultra conservative and she's ultra liberal... They just don't talk politics... Both their sons are like Dad luckily ...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 10:45 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: JackStraw"
Yep.The MSM is the real enemy. Without their collaboration/collusion the Dems would have a hard time getting 30% of the vote and be forced to move the political center to be competitive.
Posted by: Ripley at November 05, 2024 10:41 AM (GUOwU
Day One.
Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 10:45 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2024 10:45 AM (t8vHj)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:45 AM (ksjMr)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 05, 2024 10:46 AM (ufFY8)
We are fighting against an entrenched bureaucracy that will do anything including throwing their opponents in prison and even attempting to assassinate them to win. We aren't going to win fighting with a nice guy who talks in platitudes. We need a SOB who will knife fight and will after the enemy instead of selling out for personal gain.
We're tying to save a country not become head of the local HOA.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:46 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 10:29 AM (TGPs7)
This is the singularly stupidest thing I've read today. So far, even.
Not necessarily. He might want to call them in to advise them to brace themselves, because s***'s about to get real.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 10:46 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger
Or laminitis.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:46 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 10:44 AM (PCK5/)
We are both solid fans.
But some of the stuff that comes out of her mouth when she gets going about the left, I have to look around for hidden microphones and black helicopters and warn her of the same.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 10:46 AM (i24o9)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2024 10:45 AM (t8vHj)
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Well, what do you do with a 269-269 tie, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:46 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Beartooth at November 05, 2024 10:46 AM (2IuHe)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 05, 2024 10:46 AM (daEF9)
IANAS, but it seems like if the errors are random, they are just as likely to stack as to cancel.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 05, 2024 10:42 AM (/y8xj)
Sampling errors follow a normal distribution.
Say you wanted to test a single die, so you roll it 10 times, in a certain number of sets. (1 set =10 rolls, 5=50, 10=100 and so on).
By adding more sets together you'll get closer to the "true" average the die rolls.
The representativeness issue is that testing die A doesn't necessarily tell you how a different die B will perform.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 05, 2024 10:46 AM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 10:44 AM (XV/Pl)
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Moving to NC, I was forced to register by party for the first time in my life.
I went Unaffiliated because the GOP sucks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:45 AM (GBKbO)
I would love to not be registered R, but here you can't vote in the R primaries unless you are registered R.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:47 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Archimedes
Absolutely. When someone's looking at jail time, they want the slickest, shysteriest lawyer they can afford.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:34 AM (v6JzV)
They probably still hate them though.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 10:47 AM (ExV1e)
That's because the Dems have turned the "projection" dial up to 11.
Yesterday, Kamala spoke in Pittsburgh for 9 minutes and then looked weary and angry boarding her plane.
Trump spoke for 3 hours.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 10:47 AM (2ocoG)
Didn't we have eye witnesses here saying the opposite? Jim Hoft needs to verify before reporting BS.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 05, 2024 10:47 AM (LPS7w)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2024 10:45 AM (t8vHj)
A true wine wine situation.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 10:47 AM (i24o9)
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 10:47 AM (CFgAN)
Every election I have to drag her kicking and screaming to vote. And no, DUmmies, it doesn’t mean I’m forcing her to vote like me. It’s a figure of speech.
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 10:47 AM (eNb13)
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 10:47 AM (AdHga)
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:47 AM (CIS44)
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In NC, unaffiliated can vote in either primary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:47 AM (GBKbO)
A small win. Boring for me. But a win.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 10:47 AM (7PziG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:46 AM (GBKbO)
That's a Trump W!
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:48 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 05, 2024 10:48 AM (BkIPu)
Walked over to vote, a nice mile stroll.
Very quiet, maybe 5 people voting. The other party self identified by the wearing of WhuFLu masks.
Once again, the Erie County GOPe beclowns themselves: no signage for any Republican candidate.
They also supported every candidate for higher Court Offices that the Dems did. There were no Republicans running for the three Family Court offices ... but at least they didn't run the Dems on the Rep line.
I was surprised that there wasn't one Trump sign. Last campaign, his placards were everywhere leading up to the polling place.
Also of note was the fact that signage was noticeably lower for all parties ... election fatigue?
Posted by: browndog has done his civic duty at November 05, 2024 10:48 AM (TTAGa)
Not necessarily. He might want to call them in to advise them to brace themselves, because s***'s about to get real.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 10:46 AM
It's a great idea. They can be arrested all at the same time.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 05, 2024 10:48 AM (2IuHe)
According to many here, the FBI is like that at every level. It's a risk I would not take.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 10:48 AM (xCA6C)
Hello, Good Sir. Haven't seen you around here in a while. How are you?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:48 AM (v6JzV)
The Atlantic@TheAtlantic
This election will test Americans’ “appetite for chaos, particularly the kind that Donald Trump has been exhibiting,” @HannaRosin writes. She speaks with @TimAlberta and @MarkLeibovich about Trump’s loss of discipline since the summer:
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 10:48 AM (L/fGl)
Secret Ballot - means she may find herself being lied to.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 10:49 AM (Da7Vv)
>>I went Unaffiliated because the GOP sucks.
In my 40 years of voting, there have literally been three GOP votes I can say that I was absolutely, unequivocally proud to have voted for.
Reagan, Giuliani, Trump.
That's it.
I liked Senator PotHole, but he was kinda oily.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 10:49 AM (XV/Pl)
He said he's not going to endorse anyone. That's why they're calling him Hitler. Again.
Posted by: Ian S
No endorsement IS an endorsement.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 10:49 AM (9FwI9)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 10:49 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:50 AM (ksjMr)
Hello, Good Sir. Haven't seen you around here in a while. How are you?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:48 AM (v6JzV)
Pretty good, have been too busy in recent months to do much more than follow the articles here. Will hopefully be hanging out through the results today. How have you been?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 05, 2024 10:50 AM (eYoxG)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 10:50 AM (EQzZs)
Secret Ballot - means she may find herself being lied to.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 10:49 AM (Da7Vv)
Probably has a sister.
Posted by: jsg at November 05, 2024 10:50 AM (TYl7r)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 05, 2024 10:50 AM (BkIPu)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:45 AM (ksjMr)
Everything leads back to that Tablet article about how people refuse to believe what the Dems/Deep State are doing because it sounds so outrageous and cartoony.
But it's not that outrageous compared to sending millions to shit artists to make the West ugly (verified in the Venona transcripts) or calling the Kremlin in 1982 to ask for help dealing with Reagan.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 10:50 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 10:50 AM (AdHga)
As a friend told his wife, "you can't cut me off. You don't know where I get it!"
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 10:50 AM (9FwI9)
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 10:51 AM (CFgAN)
Good. Love is more important than politics. In my younger years, I foolishly let political disagreements come between me and friends and family, which was a mistake.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 10:51 AM (FC8SQ)
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Here too but I refuse to turn off the central heat for the third time just to restart it again 1.5 days from now!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 10:51 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 05, 2024 10:50 AM (BkIPu)
It's a bad week to stop sniffing glue.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 10:51 AM (i24o9)
If Trump wins, the look on Cheney's face will be beyond valuing. She destroyed her career for a mess of pottage.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 10:51 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 10:51 AM (PCK5/)
That makes sense but is averaging the sets the same thing as aggregating them? Again, I dunno.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 05, 2024 10:51 AM (/y8xj)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 10:51 AM (Da7Vv)
It’s a 269 tie. The house votes for Trump as president the senate votes for Walz as VP
Hilary ensues.
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 10:51 AM (eNb13)
No endorsement IS an endorsement.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 10:49 AM (9FwI9)
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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
Posted by: Rush at November 05, 2024 10:52 AM (LPS7w)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2024 10:52 AM (t8vHj)
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 10:52 AM (CFgAN)
Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 10:51 AM (PCK5/)
He hit 2008 100% correct. And that's it.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:52 AM (CIS44)
When I married, my wife was a mushy-headed liberal. Reflexive backing for all things leftist but didn't want to talk about it, or think about it. Then she gave birth to a son and considered the ramifications of the positions her candidates espoused on her child. She's pretty conservative now.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 10:52 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:52 AM (ksjMr)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Yep! Baseball. And sadly the Macon Whoopee (hockey) is (are?) now defunct.
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 05, 2024 10:52 AM (JIkaw)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 10:51 AM (hovnC)
I feel that ...
Posted by: browndog has done his civic duty at November 05, 2024 10:52 AM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
OK. Still unemployed. But a lot of folks are in that situation. Still looking for work. I don't want to drop out of the workforce and bring down the unemployment rate.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:52 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 10:52 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: JackStraw"
Yep.The MSM is the real enemy. Without their collaboration/collusion the Dems would have a hard time getting 30% of the vote and be forced to move the political center to be competitive.
Posted by: Ripley at November 05, 2024 10:41 AM (GUOwU
Day One.
Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 10:45 AM (LHPAg)
Remember who *runs* the MSM.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 10:52 AM (zlGo9)
Posted by: An Observation sez
Until his supervisor tells him to stand down over something.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 10:53 AM (9FwI9)
More of them existed prior to the Obama administration, by all accounts. They generally left starting around then because they could see what was coming.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 10:53 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2024 10:45 AM (t8vHj
And prayer throughout the day.
Ephesians 6:12
Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 10:53 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 10:52 AM (zlGo9)
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Master-Blaster.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 10:53 AM (EQzZs)
Posted by: Rush at November 05, 2024 10:52 AM (LPS7w)
You can choose from phantom fears or kindness that can kill. I will choose a path that's clear. I will choose freewill.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 10:53 AM (i24o9)
I'll pre-denounce myself, but it would not surprise me - NH being a mostly Masshole state these days - if people vote for Goodlander because they think Lily Williams' accent means she's dumb.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 05, 2024 10:53 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 10:54 AM (RHGPo)
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McDonald's doesn't serve milkshakes - they serve 'shakes.' There's no butter fat in a 'shake'. Moar like pancake batter. Pro Tip - take her to Cold Stone and order her hearts desire. Then talk to her nice about something. Women love to talk. Then she will get sleepy.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 10:54 AM (AdHga)
Posted by: An Observation sez
Until his supervisor tells him to stand down over something.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 10:53 AM (9FwI9)
They have unicorns in the FBI too, eh?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 05, 2024 10:54 AM (LPS7w)
Posted by: Ripley at November 05, 2024 10:41 AM (GUOwU
Day One.
Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 10:45 AM (LHPAg)
Remember who *runs* the MSM.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Aunty Entity.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 10:54 AM (9FwI9)
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If you don't do exactly as the Party commands, it's death for you even if quiet support.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 10:54 AM (hovnC)
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Millions of dollars in funding and grifting and gives us a 50/50 coin toss on who wins
nate is assho
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:54 AM (M7vhK)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 10:53 AM (i24o9)
Fail. No rhyme.
I will choose FREE BEER.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 10:54 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:52 AM (CIS44)
You mean the election where the Obama Cheaters gave him everything in advance to help make a name for him and give credence to bs polling? That 2008?
Honestly if the dude is gonna keep switching back and forth between the two candidates he may as well be a goldfish eating Trump flakes or Kamala flakes.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:55 AM (ksjMr)
Hilary ensues.
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer
Imagine the wave of annoying celebrity videos imploring the electors to be unfaithful and vote Harris...for Democracy.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 05, 2024 10:55 AM (WwJmh)
Posted by: gees man at November 05, 2024 10:55 AM (ACWel)
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Millions of dollars in funding and grifting and gives us a 50/50 coin toss on who wins
nate is assho
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:54 AM (M7vhK)
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Nate got 2008 right.
Because 45 states were easy calls and the Obama campaign gave him access to their internals which he used to predict the end result.
He's been coasting and grifting ever since.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:55 AM (GBKbO)
Collin Rugg@CollinRugg
NEW: CNN's Van Jones says he is "nervous and worried" about Kamala Harris' chances in Pennsylvania.
"Nothing is making me happy about Pennsylvania."
Jones specifically pointed to poor Philadelphia turnout for Democrats and concerns over Jewish voters.
"Well, I’m just nervous all the time. So I don’t feel good about nothin’ and I’m not gonna feel good about nothin’ ’til it’s over. I’m worried."
"Philadelphia is where we’ve gotta run up a big margin, but Philly overall has been trending down, not in terms of going toward the Republicans, just people not getting out to vote."
"And so you got people out there like Pastor Carl Day, who’s got a bunch of young men with him knockin’ on doors, trying to get people to come out."
"It’s a bigger, tougher fight in Philly to get that vote count up than it has been in the past. That has me worried."
Vote, and drag your friends and family members with you.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 10:56 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 05, 2024 10:56 AM (d9fT1)
That makes sense but is averaging the sets the same thing as aggregating them? Again, I dunno.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 05, 2024 10:51 AM (/y8xj)
Ideally aggregating them is what should be done. A crude average doesn't weight them properly by sample size. Running a Monte Carlo is a slightly imprecise method of combining probability distributions, which unfortunately like much of statistics seems to hold a magical status for a lot of people using them.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 05, 2024 10:56 AM (eYoxG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:46 AM (GBKbO)
That's a Trump W!
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:48 AM (CIS44)
With (possibly) Tim Walz as VP!
Okay, that would be pretty funny, ngl. Trump would need to get much, much better security, though.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 10:56 AM (FC8SQ)
But in today's world where your daughter can get put on puberty blockers for playing with cars too frequently, I can't imagine wanting to marry someone who could support things like that.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 10:56 AM (B9Prs)
Posted by: Madeline Kahn at November 05, 2024 10:56 AM (z/jjr)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 10:56 AM (ghV3u)
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Because he was being fed internal polling from folks on Obama's staff.
He'll tell you that they just confirmed his models, wasn't the model.
But he's lying as he's never matched that since.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 10:56 AM (EQzZs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2024 10:56 AM (MQJVv)
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 10:56 AM (CFgAN)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 05, 2024 10:56 AM (YJenc)
Who You Gonna Call? Trump Reveals Who He Will Phone on First Day in Office
If he succeeds in winning back his old job, he will pick up the phone the first day and call… the president of Mexico, Claudia Sheinbaum. And it won’t just be to chit-chat and trade niceties—Trump said he will inform her that he will immediately impose massive tariffs unless she does her part to stop the flow of illegal immigrants and drugs into the U.S.
'I haven't met her, and I'm going to inform her on Day One or sooner, that if they don't stop this onslaught of criminals and drugs coming into our country, I'm going to immediately impose a 25 percent tariff on everything they send into the United States of America,' he said he would threaten.
https://tinyurl.com/4eut473f
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 10:56 AM (xCA6C)
If the die being rolled is weighted to come up snake eyes is doesn't matter how many times you roll it - the bias is still there. Only if errors are indeed random does increasing the sample size work to reduce them. There is no reason to believe that polling errors are random. In fact there are many reasons to believe they are not.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 10:56 AM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 10:56 AM (wGun1)
You're a self-admitted communist.
You can GFY.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)
He predicted the ascension of the Lightbringer, which makes him the left's John the Baptist. He's been spectacularly wrong about every election since.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 10:56 AM (2ocoG)
Same people who were running all of social media before Musk took Twitter away from them. The global censorship organization that exists inside our government and the governments of other western governments particularly the UK.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:57 AM (LkLld)
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Talk is cheap.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 10:57 AM (AdHga)
Right Angle News Network
@Rightanglenews
BREAKING - Polling stations across Pennsylvania are experiencing MASSIVE issues with voting machines.
Numerous reports indicate that the machines are failing to scan ballots, with poll workers stating that the ballots will be “scanned in later.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 10:58 AM (TGPs7)
Is that like paying you Thursday for a hamburger today?
Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 10:59 AM (2ocoG)
Rashida Tlaib@RashidaTlaib
The Israeli government bombed children while they were trying to get their polio vaccination.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 10:59 AM (L/fGl)
At least on the Right, we're used to being cheated out of everything by every institution every single time, so we don't have to do that crap.
It only happens when you're used to your side racking up one victory after another. That's why they freak the fuck out at every perceived setback.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2024 11:01 AM (7oYYI)
We're hearing a lot about long lines and high enthusiasm. Get in line, stay in line, and VOTE.
Today is the day we take back our country.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 11:02 AM (hovnC)
HUGE lines in Olmsted Township a Cleveland suburb.
Rural Americans are voting!!!!
@TPAction_
@tylerbowyer
@TPACoalitions
https://is.gd/g9o1KV
7 seconds
Catturd ™ @catturd2 27m
Stay in line - vote vote vote.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 11:04 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 10:18 AM (IyPmt)
It's going to be a long two months.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 05, 2024 11:05 AM (g8Ew8)
Rashida Tlaib@RashidaTlaib
The Israeli government bombed children while they were trying to get their polio vaccination.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 10:59 AM (L/fGl)
At an Aspirin and baby formula factory!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2024 11:10 AM (uBBbP)
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 10:51 AM (CFgAN)
You have to call him Hitler three times before he actually assumes hitlerform.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2024 11:12 AM (uBBbP)
Posted by: m at November 05, 2024 11:24 AM (VnUSN)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:36 AM (LkLld)
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wut
Posted by: m at November 05, 2024 11:24 AM (VnUSN)
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Back where he said "Trump or DeSantis"
the OR should have been OVER
Posted by: IrishEi at November 05, 2024 11:32 AM (3ImbR)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:36 AM (LkLld)
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wut
Posted by: m at November 05, 2024 11:24 AM (VnUSN)
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Back where he said "Trump or DeSantis"
the OR should have been OVER
Posted by: IrishEi at November 05, 2024 11:32 AM (3ImbR)
Thank you!
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