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The Media Ignores the Woman Slapped in the Face by "Slugger Doug" Emhoff as They Babble About a Claim Made by an Obama Partisan About a Made-Up Non-Incident Which Did Not Take Place 31 Years Ago

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Before that: even the chief of staff for the liberal anti-Trumper Mike Pence says that John Kelly is straight-up lying.

Former Vice President Mike Pence's chief of staff has rejected statements made by General John Kelly, who claims that President Donald J. Trump had previously praised Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler and admires fascism. Nick Ayers took to X to refute Kelly, saying, "I've avoided commenting on intra-staff leaks or rumors or even lies as it relates to my time at the White House, but General Kelly's comments regarding President Trump are too egregious to ignore. I was with each of them more than most, and his commentary is *patently false.*"

Now on to Slugger Doug.

Now we finally hear from Doug Emhoff's old girlfriend, the one this New Model Soviet Man slapped in the face so hard it spun her around, all for flirting with a real man.

You know -- real "Wife Guy "stuff.

Previously, her friends, including a man she called immediately after the punch, came forward, while she kept quiet.

Now she's telling her tale:


Kamala Harris' husband Doug Emhoff slapped me in the face so hard I spun around ... I'm disgusted by his fake 'perfect spouse' persona


By Josh Boswell For Dailymail.com


Doug Emhoff's ex-girlfriend has spoken exclusively to DailyMail.com claiming that he slapped her in the face so hard she spun around at a 2012 celebrity event in France.

The woman, a successful New York attorney, is remaining anonymous, but decided to speak out after Emhoff, Kamala Harris's husband, denied the claims through a spokesman.

Emhoff's accuser, who DailyMail.com is naming only as 'Jane', initially declined to comment on the record. But Emhoff's denial, and his alleged hypocrisy by claiming to be a feminist in media interviews, finally became too much for her.

What's frightening for a woman that's been on the other end of it, is watching this completely fabricated persona being portrayed,' Jane said.

'He's being held out to be the antithesis of who he actually is. And that is utterly shocking.'

DailyMail.com broke the story about the alleged unprovoked attack on October 2, by reporting accounts from two friends she told immediately after the incident, a third she told in 2018, and documents evidencing her relationship and trip to France with Emhoff.

The bombshell allegations, which followed DailyMail.com's revelation in August that Emhoff cheated on his first wife with his daughter's nanny Najen Naylor, received little or no coverage from politically center-left major news outlets.

Emhoff admitted the affair in a statement in August but his spokesman gave only a short denial of the alleged violence to a politics news site a day after we exclusively reported the slap allegation.

...

[T]e second gentleman has since continued to brag about his long-held feminist values in softball media interviews arranged by the Harris presidential campaign.

'Every time I see Doug on TV portraying the persona of a perfect spouse and non-toxic man, I wonder if Najen is watching too and feeling as disgusted as I am,' Jane said.

Last week, 'Jane' recounted her story to DailyMail.com -- including that Emhoff 'slapped me so hard I spun around,' and that Emhoff told her he was accused by his mistress of causing her to miscarry their baby.

!!!

So he induced a miscarriage in the nanny he knocked up?


Emhoff and Jane got together in 2012 before he met Harris, who he married in 2014.

'I was living in New York, and Doug was living in Los Angeles,' Jane said. 'I met him on Match.com.

'After work one night I met him for drinks at a hotel near Times Square.'

She said Emhoff's odd behavior began immediately, when he invited his son Cole to join them about an hour into their first date in March 2012.

...

'He flew me to Los Angeles in April [2012]. I stayed in his home for a week. The entire time, he was alluding to marriage and having children with me,' she told DailyMail.com.

'He was totally love-bombing me. He grabbed me round the stomach and talked about wanting more babies.'

Jane said that less than a month into her relationship she got a lucrative job opportunity in the UK, and Emhoff gave her the impression he was willing to leave his family behind.

'He was really pushing me to pursue it, and he seemed like he was willing to come with me to London,' she said. 'He was ready to uproot, even though he had a family, and he had a child still in junior high school.'


...

'We were in Santa Monica. He was driving his fancy car. And so I just straight out asked him: 'I feel like you're on the back foot in the divorce, like you're trying to make up for something?' she said.

'All I did was ask him one question, and he told me the whole story. Without skipping a beat, and staring straight ahead at the road, he tells me he had an affair with his daughter's teacher and that subsequently she claimed that she was pregnant. He's telling me this very casually like it's no big deal.

'He yelled at her. He never said he hit her, but he said he got really angry with her, and she subsequently claimed that whatever he did caused her to lose the pregnancy.

'He said she got a lawyer and was threatening litigation. I was flabbergasted. And I was taken aback by how matter of fact he could talk about it.

'He tried to minimize it. He said there was no proof that the woman had become pregnant. He tried to make it seem like she was scamming him.

'To be honest, I wanted to believe him at the time, because by all appearances this was turning into a serious relationship.

...

Jane added that Emhoff told her he settled with Naylor for about $80,000, and had her sign an NDA.

Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) records obtained by DailyMail.com under the California Public Records Act show that police were called to a house where Naylor was living around the time she was allegedly pregnant, at 8:14pm on June 28, 2009.

The callout was given priority level three, which is a 'life threatening emergency, lights and sirens on'.

Wow.

Here's the part about the slap, which seems almost minor by comparison:

But she said it turned into a nightmare at around 3am when they joined a long and chaotic line for a taxi outside the Hotel du Cap event venue in Antibes to return to their lodgings in a neighboring town.

'I decided I'm going to go up to the valet and give them 100 bucks, to get out of this line,' Jane said.

'I put my hand on the valet's shoulder and tell him, with my $100, could you please get me a car as soon as possible.

'As I'm talking to him, Doug got out of the line, comes up, turns me around by my right shoulder. I'm completely caught off guard, I'm not bracing, I'm in four inch heels, wearing a full-length gown and it's between 2-3am.

'He slaps me so hard I spin around, and I'm in utter shock.

'There had been no fight, no argument. It had been a completely fantastic event. I am so furious. The only thing I could think to do was slap him back. I slapped him on one side, and on the other cheek with the other hand.

'In that moment, his mask had dropped and I saw his dark side,' she added.

'All of a sudden the car is there, the valet is ushering me in.

'I intended to go back to the hotel without him. So I was shutting the car door, but he forced his way into the car, which I did not want.

'It's dark. I don't speak French, my friends we're with are off having an amazing time. I'm embarrassed and humiliated that, this amazing experience turned into this violent spectacle.

'I can't believe he just slapped me. I think I said to him in the car, 'What the hell is wrong with you? Why did you do that?' And the only thing I could get out of him was he thought I was hitting on the valet.'

Now that's what I call a real Male Feminist.

Megyn Kelly
@megynkelly

She's actually touting her record going after domestic abusers as her husband stands accused of assaulting his ex-girlfriend and she won't even comment on it.

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Kelly noted how CNN told Scott Jennings to shut up when he merely alluded to Slugger Emhoff's exploits.


Meanwhile, of course, there's this stinky wet pile of shit.

Note this loon has been furiously peddling this story to everyone for weeks until she finally convinced the communist propagandist of The Guardian to publish it.

Trump should take advantage of the UK's liable laws, which do not allow you to defame famous people without penalty.

A former model who says she met Donald Trump through the late sexual abuser Jeffrey Epstein has accused the former president of groping and sexually touching her in an incident in Trump Tower in 1993, in what she believed was a "twisted game" between the two men.

Stacey Williams, who worked as a professional model in the 1990s, said she first met Trump in 1992 at a Christmas party after being introduced to him by Epstein, who she believed was a good friend of the then New York real estate developer. Williams said Epstein was interested in her and the two casually dated for a period of a few months.

"It became very clear then that he and Donald were really, really good friends and spent a lot of time together," Williams said.

The alleged groping occurred some months later, in the late winter or early spring of 1993, when Epstein suggested during a walk they were on that he and Williams stop by to visit Trump at Trump Tower. Epstein was later convicted on sex offenses and killed himself in prison in 2019.

Moments after they arrived, she alleges, Trump greeted Williams, pulled her toward him and started groping her. She said he put his hands "all over my breasts" as well as her waist and her buttocks. She said she froze because she was "deeply confused" about what was happening. At the same time, she said she believed she saw the two men smiling at each other.

Maybe her "Beach Friends" encouraged her to break her 31 years of Terrified Silence and come forward now, 11 days before the election:


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Despite the incident being seared into her hippocampus, she has a problem comporting her story with actual known history. Just like Chrissy Blowsy-Ford.


Note that throughout her 31 years of Terrified Silence, Trump was a billionaire she could easily have complained about to cadge a $5 million payment out of him.

And yet this hero stayed mum. Until now.

While CNN absolutely refuses to even mention the allegations against Slug 'er Doug, they did sit down to let Stacey Williams air her lunatic claims:

The Bee:

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And it gets even worse!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:12 PM




Comments

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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 24, 2024 06:12 PM (Wnv9h)

2 2nd!

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 24, 2024 06:12 PM (XMwZJ)

3 FRESH THREAD!

Posted by: Max Power at October 24, 2024 06:12 PM (q177U)

4 Former supermodel? I've never even heard of her until yesterday.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 24, 2024 06:14 PM (DRSnL)

5 The whole Emhoff family is creepy.
His ex wife must have gotten a serious payoff.

Posted by: blaster at October 24, 2024 06:14 PM (QfvaV)

6 I done nooded.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 24, 2024 06:14 PM (Wnv9h)

7 I saw you r post on X, Ace - that was beautiful!

The Kamala Groped Me! movement on X has overnight turned this claim agaisnt Trump into a huge joke.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 24, 2024 06:14 PM (wyMQY)

8 "Slugger Doug" Emhoff
---
From the Slappaho tribe.

Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:14 PM (krQz2)

9 Onto the content

Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2024 06:15 PM (fwDg9)

10 Look, you know the rule: abuse or mistreatment of women only matters if a Republican does it.

Posted by: Binders of Women at October 24, 2024 06:15 PM (bDO8y)

11 I was laughing as I read your snark, and then the Bee story killed me. 🤣

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 24, 2024 06:15 PM (xCsYi)

12 Well he wouldn't have slapped her if it wasn't for Johnson and this damned war!

Posted by: blaster at October 24, 2024 06:15 PM (QfvaV)

13 Doug looks like a smarmy prick. I absolutely buy the slapping story.

Posted by: huerfano at October 24, 2024 06:16 PM (VGOMa)

14 Jane added that Emhoff told her he settled with Naylor for about $80,000, and had her sign an NDA.



I thought NDA's were illegal?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 24, 2024 06:16 PM (+oonM)

15 Trump did That Thing which made you vote for Kamala.

Posted by: DNC Newsletter at October 24, 2024 06:16 PM (iIQ61)

16 Probably not a great idea to tell a lie about being at Epstein's NYC brownstone in 1993 when it is easily debunked by a 10 second wikipedia search.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2024 06:16 PM (LkLld)

17 Yet Trump is the one with character flaws.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 24, 2024 06:16 PM (qHcis)

18 I don’t really care if it’s true… a lot of people will share my opinion… some people will care but they already hate him.

Posted by: tubal at October 24, 2024 06:17 PM (PCK5/)

19 All I can say is bitch betta have my money.

Posted by: Doug Emhoff at October 24, 2024 06:17 PM (aD39U)

20 The Bee.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 24, 2024 06:17 PM (i24o9)

21 I thought NDA's were illegal?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 24, 2024 06:16 PM (+oonM)


No. They don't count when women have them with Republicans.

Posted by: blaster at October 24, 2024 06:18 PM (QfvaV)

22 Slugger Doug" Emhoff
---
From the Slappaho tribe.
Posted by: Axeman


I thought the Indian side of Kamala was the Slapaho tribe?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 24, 2024 06:18 PM (+oonM)

23 Mika is really close to painting on her apartment walls with her own poop.

Posted by: jsg at October 24, 2024 06:18 PM (iIQ61)

24 YEET!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 24, 2024 06:18 PM (Ut3xp)

25 Where my money?

Posted by: Doug, Stone Cold Ho Smackin' Pimp at October 24, 2024 06:19 PM (ir7x/)

26 Slugger Doug" Emhoff
---
From the Slappaho tribe.
Posted by: Axeman


I thought the Indian side of Kamala was the Slapaho tribe?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices

Kamala came from the HoIsMe tribe.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 24, 2024 06:19 PM (VNX3d)

27 16 Probably not a great idea to tell a lie about being at Epstein's NYC brownstone in 1993 when it is easily debunked by a 10 second wikipedia search.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2024 06:16 PM (LkLld)


You say that like someone concerned with facts.

Posted by: blaster at October 24, 2024 06:19 PM (QfvaV)

28
Kamala fondled my package when we worked together at a Montreal McDonald's in the 90's. I told all of my Great Lakes beach friends at the time. It's seared into my hippopotamus.

Posted by: Civic Classifier at October 24, 2024 06:19 PM (MwtZ5)

29 Trump likes Hitler's admirals, too! Especially Doenitz! Of course, that's because he thinks his first name is "Jelly"

Posted by: Totally Serious Unbiased Press at October 24, 2024 06:19 PM (F/AIK)

30 Former supermodel?

Current crone.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 24, 2024 06:20 PM (GUpL7)

31 Trump wants to make America great again.

Just like Hitler!

Posted by: blaster at October 24, 2024 06:20 PM (QfvaV)

32 Trump groped Eva Braun too!

Posted by: JROD at October 24, 2024 06:20 PM (IlL6s)

33 Probably not a great idea to tell a lie about being at Epstein's NYC brownstone in 1993 when it is easily debunked by a 10 second wikipedia search.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2024 06:16 PM (LkLld)

You say that like someone concerned with facts.
Posted by: blaster at October 24, 2024 06:19 PM (QfvaV)
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Yeah. What a weirdo!

Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:20 PM (krQz2)

34 When do facts matter in a case?
Democrats Propaganda Ministry

Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2024 06:21 PM (fwDg9)

35 Bitch hitter, wife sheater, and Nanny impregnater. A real democrat feminist. I bet there is a whole bunch more of these "feminist" actions in duggy's past.

No wonder the view hags thought he was what a real man should be. Leftists sure are easy to fool must be because they think they are so smart.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 24, 2024 06:21 PM (17s+e)

36 Slugger Doug Emhoff -

Victim should feel lucky that he is not being called "Knuckles" Emhoff.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 24, 2024 06:21 PM (/lPRQ)

37 Emhoff and Jane got together in 2012 before he met Harris, who he married in 2014.

'I was living in New York, and Doug was living in Los Angeles,' Jane said. 'I met him on Match.com.


What was a supposedly high-powered and rich LA attorney doing looking for love or something on Match.com? Weird, huh? A warning sign? Nah, no way...

Posted by: Gref at October 24, 2024 06:21 PM (aBgBM)

38 Show of hands… who thinks that this matters in the least for the election?

Posted by: tubal at October 24, 2024 06:21 PM (PCK5/)

39 I won't believe Stacey Williams story until I know how many front doors she has.

Posted by: Minuteman at October 24, 2024 06:22 PM (LaNzR)

40 I've already seen enough from Dems to know that there are probably some out there who think she just got the dates and some details wrong. That it happened, maybe not at the place she says, or maybe not the year she said, but you can't just discount the story simply because she "messed up" one fact.

They were the same with with Blahblah Ford.

Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:22 PM (krQz2)

41 And even WORTSER! I mean, the Worstest?

He didn't rewind the VHS Tape.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 24, 2024 06:22 PM (QAkQ3)

42 Slapped her so hard she spun around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 24, 2024 06:22 PM (Q4IgG)

43 I would like to ask Dems if women "just lie" about being slapped by a man.

Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:23 PM (krQz2)

44 Stacey Williams - Super Model?

I really do not remember her. What made her 'supermodel'?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 24, 2024 06:23 PM (/lPRQ)

45 They've cried wolf too many times.

Has anyone asked John Kelly why he continued to work for someone that praised Adolf Hitler? Seems relevant.

Posted by: Blago at October 24, 2024 06:23 PM (QKtVi)

46 Slapped means not causing severe permanent brain damage right?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 24, 2024 06:23 PM (/U5Yz)

47 Guys, do we really want to bring the name 'Epstein' back into the news...?

Posted by: The Clinton and Biden Crime Families at October 24, 2024 06:23 PM (mCroq)

48 and started groping her. She said he put his hands "all over my breasts" as well as her waist and her buttocks.

This seems inconsistent with the modus operandi of a man who 'grabs 'em by the p*ssy'.

Posted by: Duncanthrax, making the observations the MSM doesn't make at October 24, 2024 06:23 PM (a3Q+t)

49 I don't believe a word this Stacy person says, and if she really was dating Epstein, yet thinks Trump is the problem, she's not in touch with reality.

Posted by: bluebell at October 24, 2024 06:23 PM (79pEw)

50 Dougie "First I Look At The Purse" (by the Contours, 1965) Emhoff.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 24, 2024 06:23 PM (NFX2v)

51 Bye Horde, have fun. The Price of Victory, vol III of N A M Rogers's history of the Royal Navy just showed up. I'll be hibernating. It's been 19 years since vol II came out.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 24, 2024 06:24 PM (1bNHn)

52 Show of hands… who thinks that this matters in the least for the election?

Posted by: tubal at October 24, 2024 06:21 PM (PCK5/)

It's noise. All the people who were voting against Trump or staying home because they believe Trump raped that one chick and a court of law concluded the same are already in the bag.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 24, 2024 06:24 PM (i24o9)

53 'To be honest, I wanted to believe him at the time, because by all appearances this was turning into a serious relationship.

...

wait what

Posted by: TexasDan at October 24, 2024 06:24 PM (rAsBA)

54 Former supermodel?

Current crone.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 24, 2024 06:20 PM (GUpL7)
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Yep. As for the groping allegation, she's probably confusing PDT with the numerous guys who grabbed her while she was in the biz.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 24, 2024 06:24 PM (tT6L1)

55 40 I've already seen enough from Dems to know that there are probably some out there who think she just got the dates and some details wrong. That it happened, maybe not at the place she says, or maybe not the year she said, but you can't just discount the story simply because she "messed up" one fact.

They were the same with with Blahblah Ford.

Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:22 PM (krQz2)


Believe All Women (who accuse Democrat enemies of sexual harassment)!

Posted by: Gref at October 24, 2024 06:24 PM (aBgBM)

56 Compare and contrast that image of Kamala & Doug with this https://tinyurl.com/35etszut image of Usha & Vance.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2024 06:24 PM (vWeTL)

57 Bitch hitter, wife sheater, and Nanny impregnater. A real democrat feminist. I bet there is a whole bunch more of these "feminist" actions in duggy's past.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 24, 2024 06:21 PM (17s+e)
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Really rather mainstream for the quality of "male feminists"...

Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:24 PM (krQz2)

58 The Media Ignores the Woman Slapped in the Face by "Slugger Doug" Emhoff

It was really just a handful of face...

Posted by: Martha Radditz at October 24, 2024 06:24 PM (eST6G)

59 You know who else praised Hitler?

Posted by: Duncanthrax, asking the observations the MSM doesn't make at October 24, 2024 06:24 PM (a3Q+t)

60 Everyone at Cannes deserves a slap.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 24, 2024 06:24 PM (RIvkX)

61
Boston 25 News
@boston25
Man accused of using rubber ducks, fake $100 bills to intimidate witnesses in Karen Read trial

http://tiny.cc/5vwrzz

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 24, 2024 06:25 PM (TGPs7)

62 Tell Ace that if he knows what is good for him he best go run and hide

Believe me when I say that I got somethin' for his punk ass

Posted by: Doug E. at October 24, 2024 06:25 PM (i9bqJ)

63 I really do not remember her. What made her 'supermodel'?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 24, 2024 06:23 PM (/lPRQ)

=====

Showing her tits in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition, apparently.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 24, 2024 06:25 PM (DRSnL)

64 Dougie "First I Look At The Purse" (by the Contours, 1965) Emhoff.
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 24, 2024 06:23 PM (NFX2v)
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I've only heard the J. Geils version.

Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:25 PM (krQz2)

65 "First I Look At The Purse" (by the Contours, 1965)

Also J. Geils Band, 1972

Posted by: TexasDan at October 24, 2024 06:25 PM (rAsBA)

66 Ah, Stacy Williams...I do recall those tits.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 24, 2024 06:26 PM (xcxpd)

67 I'm watching Nemesis (1992) and it is a masterpiece of schlock.

The lighting and camera work is gorgeous for some reason. The plot seems like a rated-r anime.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 24, 2024 06:26 PM (lhenN)

68 I don't believe you. - R. Burgundy

Posted by: Sifty at October 24, 2024 06:26 PM (28C0t)

69 Emhoff, ya coulda been a contendah!!!

Posted by: Zombie Mick Goldmill at October 24, 2024 06:26 PM (mH6SG)

70 Yall have fun.

Posted by: whig at October 24, 2024 06:26 PM (ctrM5)

71 Win one for The Slapper !

Posted by: Mrs Kamala Harris at October 24, 2024 06:26 PM (iIQ61)

72 I hope Trump can get the Epstein file released, no security issues involved, only potential criminals

Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2024 06:26 PM (fwDg9)

73 Has anyone nominated Dougie for the Ike Turner Wife Beater award yet?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 24, 2024 06:27 PM (VNX3d)

74 Was Doug still banging the nanny while he was carrying on with Jane? Well, he has stamina. I'll give him that.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at October 24, 2024 06:27 PM (EmT/E)

75 The details about Doug and his dating history add up; I completely believe all of it. (And ya'll can see, he didn't always look like an old jewish woman...)

Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2024 06:27 PM (lCppi)

76 Does this Stacey grifter whore have beach friends?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 24, 2024 06:27 PM (/U5Yz)

77 Slap On. Slap Off.

Posted by: The Slapper, by Popeil at October 24, 2024 06:27 PM (PiwSw)

78 Donald Trump defeated the SUPERMODEL with a Kryptonite Tampon taken from a Minneapolis Middle School Boy's Bathroom.

Posted by: Tim Walz at October 24, 2024 06:28 PM (LaNzR)

79 As he was groping me with the classified documents I tried to pull over but he grabbed the wheel and yelled Heil Hitler !

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2024 06:28 PM (D6PGr)

80 Can't really blame Sluggo for the slap.

When I see some rich asshole cut in line, I want to give him or her an interview with Rick James myself.

Posted by: Sifty at October 24, 2024 06:28 PM (28C0t)

81 >>Believe me when I say that I got somethin' for his punk ass

Ripping off Sublime lyrics is too far, Doug.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2024 06:28 PM (LkLld)

82 67 I'm watching Nemesis (1992) and it is a masterpiece of schlock.

The lighting and camera work is gorgeous for some reason. The plot seems like a rated-r anime.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 24, 2024 06:26 PM (lhenN)

I legitimately love that move. So cyberpunk.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 24, 2024 06:28 PM (xcxpd)

83 I'm a Hitler he's a Hitler she's a Hitler we're a Hitler
wouldn't you like to be a Hitler too?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 24, 2024 06:28 PM (L/fGl)

84 Sometimes you need to shlap.

Posted by: Sean Connery at October 24, 2024 06:28 PM (lhenN)

85 81 >>Believe me when I say that I got somethin' for his punk ass

Ripping off Sublime lyrics is too far, Doug.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2024 06:28 PM (LkLld)

At least it's not Queensryche

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 24, 2024 06:28 PM (xcxpd)

86 And what do women see in Emhoff? Not like he looks like Chris Hemlsworth or something.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at October 24, 2024 06:28 PM (EmT/E)

87 My political career was just timed wrong.

Posted by: Johnathan Edwards at October 24, 2024 06:28 PM (rAsBA)

88 Slap on
Slap off
THE SLAPPER~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 24, 2024 06:29 PM (IG4Id)

89 It's a Slap !

Posted by: Admiral Slapbar at October 24, 2024 06:29 PM (iIQ61)

90 Teacher or Nanny ? Or was the daughter homeschooled?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2024 06:29 PM (D6PGr)

91 And what do women see in Emhoff?
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Money.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 24, 2024 06:29 PM (U1w17)

92 Gal who made money showing nipples on SI has since decided the male gaze is detrimental, and that's why she's decided to support Kamala?

Hon, you aged out, badly, I might add, and this is your last gasp at the brass ring.

Bless your heart.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 24, 2024 06:29 PM (tT6L1)

93 So he induced a miscarriage in the nanny he knocked up?
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You gotta get those numbers up, Doug. Those are rookie numbers.

Posted by: Teddy the Swimmer at October 24, 2024 06:29 PM (lX8VI)

94 I still can't believe we were forced to seriously accept that the reason Blasey-Ford put a second door on her house was from a lingering, repressed memory of maybe being dry-humped in high school and not being able to escape since there was one door.

That was sofa king we todd ed.

Like, her house didn't have a back door?

But also, that she really put in the second door because they were renting out the upstairs and were making a private entrance.

But no! It was solemnly cited as proof--iron clad proof!!-- she was raped.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 24, 2024 06:29 PM (6miZe)

95 91 And what do women see in Emhoff?
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Money.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 24, 2024 06:29 PM (U1w17)

Cash.
Rules.
Everything.
Around.
Me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 24, 2024 06:29 PM (xcxpd)

96 What actually is a slapstick?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 24, 2024 06:30 PM (/U5Yz)

97 Slap On. Slap EmhOff.

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Low voice: The Slapper.

Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:30 PM (krQz2)

98 Teacher or Nanny ? Or was the daughter homeschooled?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2024 06:29 PM (D6PGr)
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I think she was a teacher at the daughter's preschool whom they then hired to be the nanny.

Certainly not homeschooled, I can assure you.

Posted by: bluebell at October 24, 2024 06:31 PM (79pEw)

99 Supermodel?

That's worth about as much to the Real World as a "Girl 3 by the Pool" credit on an episode of Miami Vice.

Posted by: Sifty at October 24, 2024 06:31 PM (28C0t)

100 What actually is a slapstick?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 24, 2024 06:30 PM (/U5Yz)
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One of Vonnegut's best novels.

Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:31 PM (krQz2)

101 But also, that she really put in the second door because they were renting out the upstairs and were making a private entrance.

...

In violation of local ordinances or the HOA or somthing iirc.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 24, 2024 06:31 PM (rAsBA)

102 Hit 'em hard and Doug 'em hoff

Posted by: ... at October 24, 2024 06:31 PM (lX8VI)

103 Cut me, Mick! Cut me!!!

Posted by: Rocky Emhoff at October 24, 2024 06:31 PM (mH6SG)

104 Dragging this over because it also deals with Media.

588. Did anyone notice Mark Levin was off Audacity?

Barrett Media dot com
Mark Levin: George Soros Investment in Audacy an ‘Attack on Free Speech News'
Author: BNM Staff, October 1, 2024

In part, "On Monday, the FCC approved the reorganization plan for Audacy that included major backing from foreign billionaire George Soros. Nationally syndicated radio host Mark Levin railed against the move by the FCC. During The Mark Levin Show on Monday, Levin argued that the commission circumvented its own rules and guidelines to push the acquisition through.

“This is their idea of free speech. This is their idea of radio. And this is a direct attack on conservative talk radio. So where is everybody?! Well, I’ll take the point as usual, and I don’t mind,” Levin said.

“As of this morning, the FCC voted three to two — all the Democrats — to hand him 220 radio stations and one of the biggest accumulation of radio stations ever,” said Levin. “But there’s many problems with this. Number one, George Soros is using over 25% investment from foreign investors. These are American radio stations. Number two, the FCC ... (much more)

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 24, 2024 06:31 PM (NFX2v)

105 And what do women see in Emhoff?
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A firm hand.

Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:31 PM (krQz2)

106 Supermodel?

That's worth about as much to the Real World as a "Girl 3 by the Pool" credit on an episode of Miami Vice.
Posted by: Sifty at October 24, 2024 06:31 PM (28C0t)

...or a credit as the dead body in an episode of CSI.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 24, 2024 06:32 PM (VNX3d)

107 What actually is a slapstick?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 24, 2024 06:30 PM (/U5Yz)
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A lightweight bat with a hinged bit that would make a loud sound when you bopped someone with it. Popular with certain comedic performances in the 19th - early 20th Centuries. Hence, "slapstick comedy."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 24, 2024 06:32 PM (U1w17)

108 I think we found the next Democrat nominee

Posted by: ... at October 24, 2024 06:32 PM (lX8VI)

109 Trump - Hitler

Emhoff - hitter

Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2024 06:32 PM (LkLld)

110 And what do women see in Emhoff? Not like he looks like Chris Hemlsworth or something.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at October 24, 2024 06:28 PM (EmT/E)
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He's got that sexy bulge in his pants that all women love... his wallet.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 24, 2024 06:32 PM (17s+e)

111 She was just a model.

Super model is only for those that have at least achieved celebrity status.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2024 06:32 PM (D6PGr)

112 The real Slappy White, who worked the Chitlin' Circuit with Redd Foxx, passed away in 1995. RIP, Slappy.

Posted by: Brush With Greatness III at October 24, 2024 06:33 PM (nS6qG)

113 Der Schlickmeister says "Kari Lake is physically attractive." Still an unrighteous horndog.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 24, 2024 06:33 PM (/U5Yz)

114 A stick that makes an exaggerated slap when you hit something or someone.

Posted by: fd at October 24, 2024 06:33 PM (vFG9F)

115 This is such a stupid, obvious lie.

but, what I think they are really trying to do is tie Trump to Epstien, they were "good friends."

So transparently stupid even Jonah Goldberg hasn't re-tweeted it yet.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 24, 2024 06:33 PM (6miZe)

116 Believe me when I say that I got somethin' for his punk ass

Ripping off Sublime lyrics is too far, Doug.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2024 06:28 PM (LkLld)

At least it's not Queensryche
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 24, 2024 06:28 PM (xcxpd)
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Ya gotta walk the thin line.

Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:33 PM (krQz2)

117 /schock off

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 24, 2024 06:34 PM (lhenN)

118 More products recalled because of Listeria.

I'm beginning to think this is intentional.

No illnesses have been reported yet. Previous recall is now expanded to include additional 185+ frozen toaster waffle, Belgian waffle and pancake products. Recalled products were sold nationwide in stores such as Albertson’s, Aldi, Dollar General, Foodhold, HEB, Kroger, Publix, Target and Walmart, and others. Products are also sold in Canada.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 24, 2024 06:34 PM (ahlZZ)

119 She was just a model.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2024 06:32 PM (D6PGr)
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Like Camelot

Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:34 PM (krQz2)

120 Lol
Trump and Epstein were best buddies for decades
Trump didn't even bar him from Mar A Lago until 2 years AFTER he was convicted of sex crimes with minors
And the GOP US Attorney who gave Epstein that sweetheart deal of weekends in jail????
Trump made him his Secretary of Labor

Posted by: Paul at October 24, 2024 06:34 PM (+z6QS)

121 64. I've only heard the J. Geils version.
Posted by: Axeman

1965, the original Motown version. It's a hoot, and was also a great dance tune for at least a decade.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 24, 2024 06:34 PM (NFX2v)

122 I don't usually link to crap but when I do it really stinks.
This is the lede:
Trump orders man to 'meet me outside to talk' and tells audience to follow them to watch
Donald Trump's 'Believers and Ballots Faith Town Hall' in Georgia had a very bizarre ending when he was asked a seemingly innocuous question.
By Kyle Osullivan

https://tinyurl.com/vkzydjjy

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2024 06:34 PM (vWeTL)

123 The biggest red flag a dude can have, felony convictions aside, is calling himself a "feminist."

Posted by: Splunge at October 24, 2024 06:34 PM (hmKaK)

124 Somehow I doubt Trump and Epstein were besties

Posted by: It's me donna at October 24, 2024 06:34 PM (IyPmt)

125 If Kumala is elected Dicktaster, Trump will spend the next 4 years being hounded about stupid shit like this.

Posted by: Sifty at October 24, 2024 06:35 PM (28C0t)

126 Stacey Williams - Super Model?

I really do not remember her. What made her 'supermodel'?
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Right?
She's a Denny's 6 ... if she's buying me a Big Slam.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 24, 2024 06:35 PM (6miZe)

127
Has anyone nominated Dougie for the Ike Turner Wife Beater award yet?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 24, 2024 06:27 PM


Second place to Mike Tyson who claimed the best punch he ever threw was at Robin Givens.

Level of outrage?

0/10

Posted by: Civic Classifier at October 24, 2024 06:35 PM (MwtZ5)

128 I had to look up Baby Genuises.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 24, 2024 06:35 PM (63Dwl)

129 Any rebuttals on that ?

Posted by: Paul at October 24, 2024 06:35 PM (+z6QS)

130
A gentleman takes his hat off before slugging a woman.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 24, 2024 06:35 PM (EsZUh)

131 Believe me when I say that I got somethin' for his punk ass

Ripping off Sublime lyrics is too far, Doug.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2024 06:28 PM (LkLld)

At least it's not Queensryche
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 24, 2024 06:28 PM (xcxpd)
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Ya gotta walk the thin line.
Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:33 PM (krQz2)
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I Will Remember to Walk in the Shadows

Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:35 PM (krQz2)

132 Listeria sounds like a small African nation or a mouthwash.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 24, 2024 06:35 PM (Y6IkP)

133 Trump - Hitler

Emhoff - hitter

Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2024 06:32 PM (LkLld)

Kamala - Swallower

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 24, 2024 06:36 PM (i24o9)

134 Paul, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 24, 2024 06:36 PM (2UnvF)

135 This absentee letter should be proof enough evidence:

Mr. Kotter,

Trump was with my son along with Horschack and Vinnie Barbarino at his Brownstone Apartment on Hanuchah in 1993.

signed,
Epstein's Mother

Posted by: Stacey Williams at October 24, 2024 06:36 PM (LaNzR)

136 129 Any rebuttals on that ?

F' off Paul

Posted by: It's me donna at October 24, 2024 06:36 PM (IyPmt)

137 How about the fact that she admits to fucking Epstien-- P in the V for weeks -- and we're supposed to believe:
1) Trump is the villian
2) she is an innocent babe in the woods

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 24, 2024 06:36 PM (6miZe)

138 I had to look up Baby Genuises.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 24, 2024 06:35 PM (63Dwl)
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At least that didn't require watching it!

* shudder *

Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:37 PM (krQz2)

139 Listeria sounds like a small African nation or a mouthwash.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 24, 2024 06:35 PM (Y6IkP)
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Named for the same guy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 24, 2024 06:37 PM (U1w17)

140 UPDATE

CNN interviewed the new accuser (despite refusing to even mention Slugger Doug's accuser).

Video in the post.

Posted by: ace at October 24, 2024 06:37 PM (KRtlO)

141 Funny part? Every down ticket Democrat is running away from Kamala. But they all voted in lock step for ruining the economy, COVID lockdowns, illegal immigration and every F you to the voters in lock step for the last four years.

Remember that Democrats greatest “asset” is they stay together. But sometimes, as it is in this case, your greatest “strength” is actually cover for your greatest vulnerability.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 24, 2024 06:37 PM (wElh/)

142 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 24, 2024 06:29 PM (6miZe)

It was seared, seared into her second bank account

Posted by: ... at October 24, 2024 06:37 PM (lX8VI)

143 And the fact that she was dating Epstien proves that Trump was right:
When you're rich, they let you do anything, let you grab them by the pussy.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 24, 2024 06:37 PM (6miZe)

144 F' off Paul
Posted by: It's me donna at October 24, 2024 06:36 PM (IyPmt)
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M off, too

Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:38 PM (krQz2)

145 She was just a model.

Super model is only for those that have at least achieved celebrity status.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2024 06:32 PM (D6PGr)

It should be like sainthood where you need two confirmed miracles.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 24, 2024 06:38 PM (rAsBA)

146 Kamala's doing more interviews because she knows what Dougie has in store for her if she loses.

Posted by: Splunge at October 24, 2024 06:38 PM (hmKaK)

147 F' off Paul
Posted by: It's me donna at October 24, 2024 06:36 PM (IyPmt)
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M off, too
Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:38 PM (krQz2)
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Let's just make it every letter of the alphabet.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 24, 2024 06:38 PM (U1w17)

148 Posted by: Paul

You are the rebuttal to pro-life

Posted by: ... at October 24, 2024 06:39 PM (lX8VI)

149 >>Any rebuttals on that ?

https://tinyurl.com/bdcry8bm

Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2024 06:39 PM (LkLld)

150 “ Video in the post.
Posted by: ace at October 24, 2024 06:37 PM (KRtlO)”

Hasn’t CNN been sued enough? Baseless accusations which are easily disproven by facts and circumstances. By the time this is over, Trump is going to own them. Maybe rename them TNN.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 24, 2024 06:39 PM (wElh/)

151 145 It should be like sainthood where you need two confirmed miracles.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 24, 2024 06:38 PM (rAsBA)


You just called Sydney Sweeney a supermodel.

Posted by: Splunge at October 24, 2024 06:39 PM (hmKaK)

152 'He was totally love-bombing me. '

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Love Bomber. I like that nic.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - Love Bomber at October 24, 2024 06:39 PM (PvYJH)

153 Trump should sue...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 24, 2024 06:39 PM (IyPmt)

154 Rebuttals?

Isn’t that what you call it when your boyfriend bangs you in the ass a second time in the same night?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2024 06:39 PM (D6PGr)

155 "When you're rich, they let you do anything, let you grab them by the pussy."

This is as much a Law of Nature as Gravity.

Anyone who says different is fooling somebody, usually themself.

Posted by: Sifty at October 24, 2024 06:40 PM (28C0t)

156 Kamala Harris' husband Doug Emhoff slapped me in the face so hard I spun around

The left keeps telling us "Love is Love". This falls under Amor Indio (what the local paper called spousal abuse where I grew up).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2024 06:41 PM (ynpvh)

157 She was just a model.

Super model is only for those that have at least achieved celebrity status.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2024 06:32 PM (D6PGr)

It should be like sainthood where you need two confirmed miracles.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 24, 2024 06:38 PM (rAsBA)
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Cindy Crawford, Elle MacPherson, Cheryl Tiegs, Kathy Ireland all qualify.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 24, 2024 06:41 PM (tT6L1)

158 The Trump/ Epstein story is everywhere.. Dougie ? No where... I think they believe they finally have Trump.

Posted by: It's me donna at October 24, 2024 06:41 PM (IyPmt)

159 Maybe this is why Kamala looks like she is a day drunk high on something...maybe he smacks her around.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at October 24, 2024 06:41 PM (EmT/E)

160 The late Epstein’s banishment by Trump from the Palm Beach, Florida, club appears to have occurred months before Epstein pleaded guilty in 2008 to state criminal charges in Florida, which included paying for sexual services from a 14-year-old girl.
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https://tinyl.io/BdxL
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So, now, defend Clinton's association with him after 2008?

Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:42 PM (krQz2)

161 Try this again -

I don't usually link to crap but when I do it really stinks.
This is the lede: Trump orders man to 'meet me outside to talk' and tells audience to follow them to watch


https://tinyurl.com/35etszut

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2024 06:42 PM (vWeTL)

162 Where was Trump when the Andrea Doria sunk?? Hmmm??

Posted by: Marcus T at October 24, 2024 06:42 PM (wElh/)

163 Paul is a not-very-good troll.

Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:42 PM (krQz2)

164 83 I'm a Hitler he's a Hitler she's a Hitler we're a Hitler
wouldn't you like to be a Hitler too?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 24, 2024 06:28 PM (L/fGl)


None of the Democrat foot soldiers know who Hitler was or what the definition of fascism is. If you ask one what a fascist is, he/she will reply, "Hitler!", or "Trump!" If you ask the same person who Hitler was or who Trump is, he/she will reply, "A Fascist!"

Perfect communist brainwashing. No knowledge or thinking required. The Democrat foot soldiers are better conditioned than Pavlov's Dog. Unfortunately.

Posted by: Gref at October 24, 2024 06:43 PM (aBgBM)

165 Maybe this is why Kamala looks like she is a day drunk high on something...maybe he smacks her around.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at October 24, 2024 06:41 PM (EmT/E)

Whoa

Adds real weight to the phrase slapped silly

Posted by: ... at October 24, 2024 06:43 PM (lX8VI)

166 "When you're rich, they let you do anything, let you grab them by the pussy."

This is as much a Law of Nature as Gravity.

Anyone who says different is fooling somebody, usually themself.

Posted by: Sifty at October 24, 2024 06:40 PM (28C0t)

When that came out, my then almost 90 year old Baptist preacher grandma said "so f-in what, it's true."

I embellished only the expletive.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 24, 2024 06:43 PM (i24o9)

167 "When you're rich, they let you do anything, let you grab them by the pussy."
_______

If Jimmy Kimmel said something similar, like "When you're funny, they let you do anything, let you grab them by the pussy.", does that automatically mean he committed sexual assault?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 24, 2024 06:43 PM (fs1hN)

168 What Democrats are doing is actually hilarious now. It reeks of Jonah Goldberg slop sweat, stale beer and failure. Mostly failure.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 24, 2024 06:44 PM (wElh/)

169 "rebuttal" doesn't mean what you think it does.

Also, see - biannual & assess

Posted by: banana Dream at October 24, 2024 06:44 PM (Y6IkP)

170 So...the Dems have finally decided that pedo Epstein is bad now?

So they are ready to release all that info now and investigate his "suicide"?

Has anyone interviewed BillJeff about this?

Bitch took two days off to come up with this October Surprise and it's this lame? Yawn.

Posted by: Sifty at October 24, 2024 06:44 PM (28C0t)

171 Look, if he did any of this, he ought to be held to account for it.

Directly after the ~2-3M other regime players who are a priority. Once they've all been roughly tossed into pits full of rape dogs, we can see about whatever justice might be due to Donald John Trump.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 24, 2024 06:44 PM (7oYYI)

172 Supermodels. Heh! Nothing super about them… spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves.

Posted by: Edna Mode at October 24, 2024 06:45 PM (PiwSw)

173 Just curious, what is Dougie's grift???

Posted by: tubal at October 24, 2024 06:45 PM (PCK5/)

174 Stacey Williams - Super Model?

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You can't believe her. She suffers from hallucinations.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 24, 2024 06:46 PM (L/fGl)

175 >>The Trump/ Epstein story is everywhere.. Dougie ? No where... I think they believe they finally have Trump.

I don't think they believe it made even a small ripple other than with their mentally ill base.

They shopped that obviously made up story for weeks, even tried to get Mark Halperin to run with it, and got turned down by everyone until they hit pay dirt with the garbage Guardian.

Nobody cares. They've been lied to with these hoaxes for years. They want to be able to afford food and rent.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2024 06:46 PM (LkLld)

176 None of the Democrat foot soldiers know who Hitler was or what the definition of fascism is. If you ask one what a fascist is, he/she will reply, "Hitler!", or "Trump!" If you ask the same person who Hitler was or who Trump is, he/she will reply, "A Fascist!"

Posted by: Gref at October 24, 2024 06:43 PM (aBgBM)
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They probably would not at all be able to name the Italian philosopher who developed the theory from which Mussolini birthed "Fascism". And how it related to the development of his previous works.

The fascists have been more right about history than the true Marxists. But, "well-meaning" Marxists get stuck in a regime that is no less fascist. (Again, predicted by the fascists.)

Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:46 PM (krQz2)

177 Bye Horde, have fun. The Price of Victory, vol III of N A M Rogers's history of the Royal Navy just showed up. I'll be hibernating. It's been 19 years since vol II came out.
Posted by: Eeyore at October 24, 2024 06:24 PM (1bNHn)

I didn't know that Game of Thrones guy wrote Naval History.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 24, 2024 06:47 PM (n7h9X)

178 He seems nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2024 06:47 PM (PDf99)

179 Just curious, what is Dougie's grift???
Posted by: tubal at October 24, 2024 06:45 PM (PCK5/)
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I'm going to guess Dougie is unhappy with everything that's going on, because he's got more than the slapping the girlfriend skeleton in his closet.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 24, 2024 06:47 PM (tT6L1)

180 Always have thought well of Natasha Henstridge, Cheryl Tiegs.

Posted by: tubal at October 24, 2024 06:47 PM (PCK5/)

181 Nobody cares. They've been lied to with these hoaxes for years. They want to be able to afford food and rent.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2024 06:46 PM (LkLld)

I don't think they have Trump with this.. "they" do.. grasping for straws

Posted by: It's me donna at October 24, 2024 06:47 PM (IyPmt)

182 I think he keeps count of her 'ambient' doses daily.

Seriously.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 24, 2024 06:48 PM (NFX2v)

183 updated with meme

Posted by: ace at October 24, 2024 06:48 PM (KRtlO)

184 SUPPLIES!!! OCTOBER SUPPLIES!!! YOU get a pencil...and YOU get a pencil...and YOU....you get a tablet. All out of pencils. A calendar for YOU!!!

Posted by: That one Chinese Intelligence officer who doesn't get it at October 24, 2024 06:48 PM (dIske)

185 They probably would not at all be able to name the Italian philosopher who developed the theory from which Mussolini birthed "Fascism". And how it related to the development of his previous works.

The fascists have been more right about history than the true Marxists. But, "well-meaning" Marxists get stuck in a regime that is no less fascist. (Again, predicted by the fascists.)
Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:46 PM (krQz2)

Mussolini was an Uber Marxist who created Fascism because he didn’t think Marxism went far enough.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2024 06:48 PM (D6PGr)

186 Posted by: Gref at October 24, 2024 06:43 PM (aBgBM)

Yup, Mussolini was the 'Father off Fascism'... and he said Corporatism if Fascism.

Now, Corporatism is breaking your electorate up into distinct interest groups, and then ensuring you have enough support in said groups, to remain in power... or in other words, you break people up by ethnicity, or wealth, or age, or religion... vice trying to support everyone...

Now, which party does that here in the US?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 24, 2024 06:48 PM (QAkQ3)

187 They probably would not at all be able to name the Italian philosopher who developed the theory from which Mussolini birthed "Fascism". And how it related to the development of his previous works.

The fascists have been more right about history than the true Marxists. But, "well-meaning" Marxists get stuck in a regime that is no less fascist. (Again, predicted by the fascists.)
Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:46 PM (krQz2)

just saw a video on YT Tik channel about this very subject.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 24, 2024 06:48 PM (n7h9X)

188 Here's the thing: if it was WRONG to associate with Epstein in 1993-1996, why is it okay for Bill Clinton to have such a chummy relationship to him?

Don't bother me with squirrels, Dems.

Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:49 PM (krQz2)

189 Maybe have the decency to keep Clinton and his festering lip sore indoors on the day you spring this on the public.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 24, 2024 06:49 PM (33LJY)

190 The economy.

The illegal immigrant invasion.

The attack on the family.

The attack on our Bill of Rights.

The jailing of political opponents and weaponization of the justice system

The attack on our energy industry.

How’s that for a list, jackasses.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 24, 2024 06:49 PM (wElh/)

191 >>I don't think they have Trump with this.. "they" do.. grasping for straws

I know. I don't. They can say whatever they want but they can see what's happening on the ground as well as we can.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2024 06:49 PM (LkLld)

192 Doug hit a date.
Trump used to hit on women.
One of these, women enjoyed. The other is a crime.

Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2024 06:49 PM (lCppi)

193 160 The late Epstein’s banishment by Trump from the Palm Beach, Florida, club appears to have occurred months before Epstein pleaded guilty in 2008 to state criminal charges in Florida, which included paying for sexual services from a 14-year-old girl.
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https://tinyl.io/BdxL
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So, now, defend Clinton's association with him after 2008?

Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:42 PM (krQz2)

For Dems, Love is Love, especially if you're connected.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2024 06:50 PM (ynpvh)

194 I just got back an hour or so to see if Kamala had a good day.

I guess for a booze adled, DEI, whore who can't string a thought together, not too bad...

Posted by: Stateless at October 24, 2024 06:50 PM (jvJvP)

195 163 Paul is a not-very-good troll.

Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:42 PM (krQz2)

Maybe he just cross-dresses as one.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2024 06:50 PM (ynpvh)

196 Stacey Williams - Super Model?

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You can't believe her. She suffers from hallucinations.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 24, 2024 06:46 PM (L/fGl)
***

I think it is fair to say the years have not been kind.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 24, 2024 06:50 PM (W/lyH)

197 I'm not judging this lyin' ass commie ex-model. I'm no hypocrite.

Hell, $5,000,000 would buy me a lot of mouthwash and a relocation to somewhere nobody knew I'd suck a dick for $5,000,000.

Posted by: Sifty at October 24, 2024 06:51 PM (q5wLq)

198 The fascists have been more right about history than the true Marxists. But, "well-meaning" Marxists get stuck in a regime that is no less fascist. (Again, predicted by the fascists.)
Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:46 PM (krQz2)

Because Marx was a fucking idiot.

1) Overthrow the bourgeoise.

2) Extreme dictatorship.

3) something something overthrow of extreme dictatorship.

4) Profit!

The idea being that once you had overthrown the extreme dicatorship that you would then be in the workers paradise where essentially no one is in charge. But... that would mean the people who overthrew the extreme dicatorship would have to give up power themselves. That happens all the time in history. Really. Would I lie to you?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2024 06:51 PM (PDf99)

199 I'll be honest with you, I have no idea why paul the troll posts here. It's comedy for us , sure, but what does it do for them ?

Posted by: runner at October 24, 2024 06:51 PM (V13WU)

200 So...the Dems have finally decided that pedo Epstein is bad now?

So they are ready to release all that info now and investigate his "suicide"?

Has anyone interviewed BillJeff about this?

Bitch took two days off to come up with this October Surprise and it's this lame? Yawn.
Posted by: Sifty at October 24, 2024 06:44 PM (28C0t)

Not the best look that the story sets up Epstein as a character witness. She probably forgot that they killed him.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 24, 2024 06:51 PM (n7h9X)

201 Here's the thing: if it was WRONG to associate with Epstein in 1993-1996, why is it okay for Bill Clinton to have such a chummy relationship to him?

Don't bother me with squirrels, Dems.
Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:49 PM (krQz2)

Bill Gates has entered the chat.

As Elon said, lots of powerful men are extremely worried because if Trump is elected, the Epstein list gets released. So let's just look at who's freaking out.

Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2024 06:51 PM (lCppi)

202 164 83 I'm a Hitler he's a Hitler she's a Hitler we're a Hitler
wouldn't you like to be a Hitler too?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 24, 2024 06:28 PM (L/fGl)


None of the Democrat foot soldiers know who Hitler was or what the definition of fascism is. If you ask one what a fascist is, he/she will reply, "Hitler!", or "Trump!" If you ask the same person who Hitler was or who Trump is, he/she will reply, "A Fascist!"

Perfect communist brainwashing. No knowledge or thinking required. The Democrat foot soldiers are better conditioned than Pavlov's Dog. Unfortunately.

Posted by: Gref at October 24, 2024 06:43 PM (aBgBM)

That's one Taut story, a tautology.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2024 06:52 PM (ynpvh)

203 Kelly is a broken old douchebag. He always has been and that Trump even picked him is astonishing. I don’t know who he listed to for that one, but they should be tied to a car bumper and driven into a flaming gasoline pump.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 24, 2024 06:52 PM (wElh/)

204 Yup, Mussolini was the 'Father off Fascism'... and he said Corporatism if Fascism.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 24, 2024 06:48 PM (QAkQ3)
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Actually the main theory came out of Giovanni Gentile's writings.

But Gentile caught Mussolini's eye, or it probably wouldn't have amounted to much. Gentile was the theorist, coming out of his "Concrete Idealism" idea: where the State is the vehicle for positive social progress.

But he convinced Mussolini away from his more mainline Marxism, as long-time editor of "The Socialist", Italy's most prestigious Marxist periodical.

Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:52 PM (krQz2)

205 Doug looks like a smarmy prick. I absolutely buy the slapping story.

Posted by: huerfano

Isn't he related to Schmuck Skeemer(d4 dumbass), senate majority leader?

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 24, 2024 06:52 PM (MsrgL)

206 174 Stacey Williams - Super Model?

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You can't believe her. She suffers from hallucinations.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 24, 2024 06:46 PM (L/fGl)

Super Sized, certainly.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2024 06:53 PM (ynpvh)

207 The idea being that once you had overthrown the extreme dicatorship that you would then be in the workers paradise where essentially no one is in charge. But... that would mean the people who overthrew the extreme dicatorship would have to give up power themselves. That happens all the time in history. Really. Would I lie to you?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2024 06:51 PM (PDf99)

well Diocletian did it, and even refused to return when the successors were having problems.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 24, 2024 06:53 PM (n7h9X)

208 Too bad John Kerry wasn't there. He could have translated the French for them.

Le chat est petit.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 24, 2024 06:53 PM (hovnC)

209 By the way, NBC News polls....

Kamala is kicking ass and taking names.
Trump is doomed.

Posted by: Stateless at October 24, 2024 06:53 PM (jvJvP)

210 139 Listeria sounds like a small African nation or a mouthwash.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 24, 2024 06:35 PM (Y6IkP)
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Named for the same guy.


dave lister?

Posted by: arnold j. rimmer, bsc ssc at October 24, 2024 06:53 PM (sGtp+)

211 There was another story about Dougie from the people he worked with who said he was a major douche

Posted by: It's me donna at October 24, 2024 06:53 PM (IyPmt)

212 I'll be honest with you, I have no idea why paul the troll posts here. It's comedy for us , sure, but what does it do for them ?
Posted by: runner at October 24, 2024 06:51 PM (V13WU)

He needs something to do during his 1 hour of free time in the "special person's" yard.

Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2024 06:54 PM (lCppi)

213 I can think of twoish examples of extreme dictatorship resulting in a freer people. Rome after throwing out the Tarquins and the Greeks are a mélange of shit.

I actually discount the American Revolution because I do not consider the British as an extreme dicatorship.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2024 06:54 PM (PDf99)

214 Major Dad >>>>> Major Douche

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 24, 2024 06:54 PM (U1w17)

215 Meanwhile, the Philly Firefighters Union endorsed Dave McCormick over Bob Casey.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 24, 2024 06:54 PM (2UnvF)

216 By the way, NBC News polls....

Kamala is kicking ass and taking names.
Trump is doomed.

Posted by: Stateless

In other news...
The Titanic is kicking ass and taking names.
The iceberg is doomed.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 24, 2024 06:55 PM (VNX3d)

217 The key note of Fascism is that the government is the vehicle for the change people want/should want.

Mussolini developed his 3 simple concepts from this idea.
I always promote this by advising a simple acronym: EISNOSNAS.

Everything IN the State
Nothing OUTSIDE the State
Nothing AGAINST the State

This is definitely 100% more like European mainline countries and the Democratic party.

Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:55 PM (krQz2)

218 Listeria sounds like a small African nation or a mouthwash.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 24, 2024 06:35 PM (Y6IkP)


all three were discovered by a guy named Lister.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2024 06:55 PM (D7oie)

219 SUPPLIES!!! OCTOBER SUPPLIES!!! YOU get a pencil...and YOU get a pencil...and YOU....you get a tablet. All out of pencils. A calendar for YOU!!!

Posted by: That one Chinese Intelligence officer who doesn't get it at October 24, 2024 06:48 PM (dIske)

What did the Chinese janitor yell when he jumped out of the Janitor closet?






SUPPLIES!!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 24, 2024 06:55 PM (i24o9)

220 As an aside, when did all of cable news become Red Eye?

Posted by: ... at October 24, 2024 06:55 PM (lX8VI)

221 well Diocletian did it, and even refused to return when the successors were having problems.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 24, 2024 06:53 PM (n7h9X)

And also made slaves of every man woman and child in the empire. Restricting any travel and change of trade. He destroyed freedom wherever he found it because it was messy and set up a 1000 years of serfdom.

The man was a monster.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2024 06:55 PM (PDf99)

222 I'm still not convinced Epstein is dead.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 24, 2024 06:55 PM (ySK8l)

223 Posted by: Marcus T at October 24, 2024 06:52 PM (wElh/)

Seems like we have a lot of these guys in the Pentagon.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2024 06:56 PM (D6PGr)

224 What did the Chinese janitor yell when he jumped out of the Janitor closet?






SUPPLIES!!
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 24, 2024 06:55 PM (i24o9)

I was gonna say "you go now"

Posted by: ... at October 24, 2024 06:56 PM (lX8VI)

225 218 Listeria sounds like a small African nation or a mouthwash.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 24, 2024 06:35 PM (Y6IkP)

all three were discovered by a guy named Lister.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2024 06:55 PM (D7oie)

Lister... on the Red Dwarf?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 24, 2024 06:56 PM (QAkQ3)

226 How’s that for a list, jackasses.

Ah, you reminded me to wash Mama's ass jack.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 24, 2024 06:56 PM (w5OQI)

227 Plus, the Tetrarchy was NOT a freer place. It was the same absolute dictatorship, just broken into four smaller, bite sized pieces.

As someone put it: Diocletian set up a final four tournament bracket for Constantine to blow up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2024 06:57 PM (PDf99)

228 Lister? I barely knew her!

Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:58 PM (krQz2)

229 Remember that Democrats greatest “asset” is they stay together. But sometimes, as it is in this case, your greatest “strength” is actually cover for your greatest vulnerability.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 24, 2024 06:37 PM (wElh/)


I voted against anyone who has been in office since 2020 including writing in Vermine Supreme for one unopposed position.
(its OK, its Oregon, they are all either non partisan or Dems. Fncktards, all of them)

Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2024 06:58 PM (D7oie)

230 I'm still not convinced Epstein is dead.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 24, 2024 06:55 PM (ySK8l)

So they faked his death in return for him not releasing his client list?

That's nuts...and will probably be shown to be true in about a year.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 24, 2024 06:58 PM (d9fT1)

231 BTW, Epstein was given the NYC brownstone for $0 by the then-owner.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 24, 2024 06:58 PM (hovnC)

232 “ Seems like we have a lot of these guys in the Pentagon.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2024 06:56 PM (D6PGr)”

There is a crop of GO’s that Trump needs to give their retirement papers.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 24, 2024 06:58 PM (wElh/)

233 Hmmmm....
just read where at least one General (LTG Kellogg) has called BS on Harris and Kelly.
Glad to see it. I know Kellogg briefly. Good man.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 24, 2024 06:58 PM (W/lyH)

234 I was gonna say "you go now"

Posted by: ... at October 24, 2024 06:56 PM (lX8VI)
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He had been waiting four hours.

Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 06:59 PM (krQz2)

235 "slapstick" is derived from "slap" & the Yiddish word "schtick," meaning a comedian's stage patter.

Johnny Carson once took exception to a joke of Buddy Hackett's about Carson's doctor-- "I wouldn't let your doctor trim my toenails!"

"John! It's just schtick!" a surprised Hackett quickly clarified.

Posted by: mnw at October 24, 2024 07:00 PM (NLIak)

236

Kammy never gave birth and married Big Doug when his kids were late teenagers but she's running around saying she raised children.

She is nuts!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 24, 2024 07:00 PM (et1vG)

237 Slappy White > Slappy Emhoff..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 24, 2024 07:00 PM (I8RRu)

238 222 Epstein is alive and well due to the dead man's switch naming names. He roams around a five bedroom bungalow wearing a sarong and enjoying the pleasant breezes of the South Pacific, along with mixed tropical drinks and native female company. The bungalow was renovated after Lee Harvey Oswald's passing.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 24, 2024 07:00 PM (gm9Sb)

239 I'm still not convinced Epstein is dead.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 24, 2024 06:55 PM (ySK8l)

So they faked his death in return for him not releasing his client list?

That's nuts...and will probably be shown to be true in about a year.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 24, 2024 06:58 PM (d9fT1)

There were questions about the manner in which he was supposedly buried. Like they kept everyone away.

Not to mention the ONE AND ONLY grainy photo of him being wheeled out of the jail.

Tim Dillon has also mentioned, nobody really knows where Jizzlaine Maxwell is being kept. No one seems the least bit interested in talking to her.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 24, 2024 07:01 PM (dGCAG)

240 When do Chinamen go to the dentist?
TOOTH HURTY!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 24, 2024 07:01 PM (w5OQI)

241 Once Trump is in office he will bring Epstein out of hiding and release the list and videos.

Posted by: fd, daydreaming at night at October 24, 2024 07:01 PM (vFG9F)

242 Kellog is a good man. Combat veteran silver star with V device and a Q course grad. He was one of the good guys who got shit done in Iraq.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 24, 2024 07:01 PM (wElh/)

243 How long have Emhoff and Harris been married?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 24, 2024 07:02 PM (qHcis)

244 No lie isn't worth saying when you're dealing with literally HITLER.
That's how they roll.

Posted by: torabora at October 24, 2024 07:03 PM (/r5TR)

245 Kellog is a good man. Combat veteran silver star with V device and a Q course grad. He was one of the good guys who got shit done in Iraq.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 24, 2024 07:01 PM (wElh/)

Hope he’s on Trump’s radar.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2024 07:03 PM (D6PGr)

246 >>> The back of a Blockbuster video store...
-The Bee

Isn't that where they kept the 'adult videos'?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 24, 2024 07:03 PM (/lPRQ)

247 Somewhere in Hell Goebbels is exclaiming, "Americans are believing this scheis?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2024 07:03 PM (PaGLw)

248 Johnny Carson once took exception to a joke of Buddy Hackett's about Carson's doctor-- "I wouldn't let your doctor trim my toenails!"
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Like my doctor, Dr Vinny Boombats.

He's getting old though. At my last physical he grabbed my knee and told me to cough; and then he hit me in the nuts with a rubber hammer!

Posted by: zombie rodney dangerfield at October 24, 2024 07:04 PM (hovnC)

249 I can think of twoish examples of extreme dictatorship resulting in a freer people. Rome after throwing out the Tarquins and the Greeks are a mélange of shit.

I actually discount the American Revolution because I do not consider the British as an extreme dicatorship.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2024 06:54 PM (PDf99)


Listening to Harris claim Trump loves Hitler like an Aryan Brother made me think on if it was as meaningful as denouncing him as being as populist as those Gracchi brothers and their sinful actions against the Senate and Rome, itself

Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2024 07:04 PM (D7oie)

250 Ackshewallee

Slapstick was derived from the actual slapping stick used in the ancient Punch and Judy shows.

Someone ought to buy one for Slappy Emhoff

Posted by: naturalfake at October 24, 2024 07:04 PM (eDfFs)

251 How long have Emhoff and Harris been married?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 24, 2024 07:02 PM (qHcis)
****
They deserve each other.

Posted by: torabora at October 24, 2024 07:04 PM (/r5TR)

252 “ Hope he’s on Trump’s radar.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2024 07:03 PM (D6PGr)”

Trump knows who he is. He was on staff at one point.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 24, 2024 07:04 PM (wElh/)

253 >>Tim Dillon has also mentioned, nobody really knows where Jizzlaine Maxwell is being kept. No one seems the least bit interested in talking to her.

Unless something has happened she's been in prison in Tallahassee for the last couple of years.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2024 07:04 PM (LkLld)

254 You spin my head right round, right round
When you slap down, when you slap me down.

Posted by: Jane at October 24, 2024 07:05 PM (Aqu9a)

255 215 Meanwhile, the Philly Firefighters Union endorsed Dave McCormick over Bob Casey.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

✨🎆🎃👍

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 24, 2024 07:05 PM (NFX2v)

256 Oh noes! Mean tweets!

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Thank you for your support against a total degenerate named John Kelly, who made up a story out of pure Trump Derangement Syndrome Hatred! This guy had two qualities, which don’t work well together. He was tough and dumb. The problem is his toughness morphed into weakness, because he became JELLO with time! The story about the Soldiers was A LIE, as are numerous other stories he told. Even though I shouldn’t be wasting my time with him, I always feel it’s necessary to hit back in pursuit of THE TRUTH. John Kelly is a LOWLIFE, and a bad General, whose advice in the White House I no longer sought, and told him to MOVE ON! His wife once told me, at Camp David, John admires you tremendously, and when he leaves the Military, he will only speak well of you. I said, Thank you!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 24, 2024 07:05 PM (L/fGl)

257 I'll be honest with you, I have no idea why paul the troll posts here. It's comedy for us , sure, but what does it do for them ?
Posted by: runner at October 24, 2024 06:51 PM (V13WU)
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Correction. They/them.

Posted by: ... at October 24, 2024 07:05 PM (lX8VI)

258 Epstein is alive and well due to the dead man's switch naming names. He roams around a five bedroom bungalow wearing a sarong and enjoying the pleasant breezes of the South Pacific, along with mixed tropical drinks and native female company. The bungalow was renovated after Lee Harvey Oswald's passing.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 24, 2024 07:00 PM (gm9Sb)

Maybe.

Ever heard of the so-called french Epstein, Jean-Luc Brunell?

Guess what happened to him? Go ahead... guess.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 24, 2024 07:06 PM (dGCAG)

259 How long have Emhoff and Harris been married?

Hopefully it is a life sentence with no chance of parole.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2024 07:06 PM (PaGLw)

260 Hell, $5,000,000 would buy me a lot of mouthwash and a relocation to somewhere nobody knew I'd suck a dick for $5,000,000.

I'm pretty sure Diddy raped me. Imma call Buzbee and see what he thinks my odds of collecting are.

Posted by: DanMan at October 24, 2024 07:06 PM (8uzBS)

261 I'll be honest with you, I have no idea why paul the troll posts here. It's comedy for us , sure, but what does it do for them ?
Posted by: runner at October 24, 2024 06:51 PM (V13WU)
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Correction. They/them.
Posted by: ...

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 24, 2024 07:06 PM (VNX3d)

262 Unless something has happened she's been in prison in Tallahassee for the last couple of years.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2024 07:04 PM (LkLld)

Has she?

Who's gone and checked?

Posted by: BurtTC at October 24, 2024 07:06 PM (dGCAG)

263 Somewhere in Hell Goebbels is exclaiming, "Americans are believing this scheis?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2024 07:03 PM (PaGLw)

Goebbels was a Marxist before he became a Nazi.

Guess his reasoning for the change?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2024 07:07 PM (D6PGr)

264 Are rookie reporters given training as to what they can and cannot report? Or do they already know those facts of life?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 24, 2024 07:07 PM (qHcis)

265 New York Post @nypost 1h
Menendez brothers to be resentenced, LA DA recommends they be eligible for parole after serving 3 decades in prison for 1989 murder of their parents trib.al/8XPXh5M

Catturd ™ @catturd2 35m
They butchered their parents. Then tried to say they were molested by them which everyone knew was total BS - they just wanted their money. I remember the trial and how obviously fake they were on the stand.
====
But they're orphans!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 24, 2024 07:07 PM (hovnC)

266 Trump calling lowlifes and scumbags lowlifes and scumbags is one of my favorite features about him.

So sick of the candy-ass "Lose with Dignity" Thurston Howell III Republicans who helped get us here.

Posted by: Sifty at October 24, 2024 07:08 PM (q5wLq)

267 It sounds to me like anyone who went to one of Diddy’s parties woke up with a sore ass, a half drunk bottle of Crystal spilled on the bed, a half used bottle of baby oil, $100 bill and a free signed CD.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 24, 2024 07:09 PM (wElh/)

268 Goebbels was a Marxist before he became a Nazi.

Guess his reasoning for the change?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2024 07:07 PM (D6PGr)
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I'm intrigued. What were they?

Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 07:10 PM (krQz2)

269 Ella Emhoff is a well-adjusted, smart young person. I don't know how Ella identifies, but I'm sure Kamala and Doug are very proud of her, if, of course she identifies as a she. And if she, or rather he, or xhim or xher identifies as such, then, well, zhry or zxye is just living zhry's or axye's best, authentic life.

Posted by: AWFL Karen, halfway through the box of Merlot at October 24, 2024 07:10 PM (PiwSw)

270 Trump calling lowlifes and scumbags lowlifes and scumbags is one of my favorite features about him.

So sick of the candy-ass "Lose with Dignity" Thurston Howell III Republicans who helped get us here.

Posted by: Sifty at October 24, 2024 07:08 PM (q5wLq)

That's the worst about the whole worthless TDS crew. Losers.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 24, 2024 07:10 PM (i24o9)

271 Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 24, 2024 07:07 PM (hovnC)

They didn’t accuse their mother of abuse but that she didn’t stop it.

Resentence them for the Father’s murder. Parole

Resentence them for Mother’s murder . The needle

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2024 07:11 PM (D6PGr)

272 He switched parties because of opportunism.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2024 07:11 PM (PaGLw)

273 268

Nazism paid better is my guess.

Posted by: Sifty at October 24, 2024 07:11 PM (q5wLq)

274 >>Who's gone and checked?

I haven't checked on who is in Grant's tomb recently but I'm pretty confident it's still Grant.

I like a good conspiracy story as much as anyone but can you prove she isn't there?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2024 07:11 PM (LkLld)

275 Nazism paid better is my guess.

Posted by: Sifty at October 24, 2024 07:11 PM (q5wLq)

Snappier uniforms.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 24, 2024 07:11 PM (i24o9)

276 That's the worst about the whole worthless TDS crew. Losers.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 24, 2024 07:10 PM (i24o9)

Well that and assfucking us for pennies

Posted by: ... at October 24, 2024 07:12 PM (lX8VI)

277 Goebbels was a Marxist before he became a Nazi.

Guess his reasoning for the change?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2024 07:07 PM (D6PGr)
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I'm intrigued. What were they?
Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 07:10 PM (krQz

He hated Jews more than he loved Marxist socialism.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2024 07:12 PM (D6PGr)

278 Goebbels was a Marxist before he became a Nazi.
Guess his reasoning for the change?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

It was the health plan.
People think it was Kaiser Shipworks that started that fringe benefit, but it was first in Germany.
People now want 'universal healthcare', but Hitler did it first.
/ True story

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 24, 2024 07:12 PM (/lPRQ)

279 Nazism paid better is my guess.

No essential differences.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 24, 2024 07:12 PM (qHcis)

280 Listening to Harris claim Trump loves Hitler like an Aryan Brother made me think on if it was as meaningful as denouncing him as being as populist as those Gracchi brothers and their sinful actions against the Senate and Rome, itself
Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2024 07:04 PM (D7oie)

Well... the Gracchi were not great, per se. A lot of the fundamental things they tried to address were problems with the system. How they went about it eroded that system. At the same time, the Oligarchs also bent the law/rules in dealing with them. It is a huge mess.

Picking good guys and bad guys in the late republic is a huge pain in the ass.

I'd say on the whole they wanted the right things, but they also introduced the mob into things- which turned out badly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2024 07:12 PM (PDf99)

281 Goebbels looked like one of the scrawny chickens on Himmler's failed farm.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2024 07:13 PM (PaGLw)

282 263 Goebbels was a Marxist before he became a Nazi.

Guess his reasoning for the change?


snappy uniform?

Posted by: anachronda at October 24, 2024 07:13 PM (sGtp+)

283 But they're orphans!!!
Posted by: andycanuck

Minority orphans!

I saw that Big Whoop is supporting them. Who can stand up to the nuclear power intellect of Whoopi?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 24, 2024 07:13 PM (L/fGl)

284 He hated Jews more than he loved Marxist socialism.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2024 07:12 PM (D6PGr)
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That makes sense.

Posted by: Axeman at October 24, 2024 07:14 PM (krQz2)

285 So, AFTER they allow Jack Smith to release all his 'evidence' against Trump... saying the Voters have a right to know before the election...

They are finally going to adjudicate if Jack Smith even has the legal power to prosecute.

What great timing... for the Dems.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 24, 2024 07:14 PM (QAkQ3)

286 280 Well... the Gracchi were not great, per se.

indeed. gnocchi > gracchi

Posted by: anachronda at October 24, 2024 07:14 PM (sGtp+)

287 A liberal woman friend said to me today “who thought this Hitler gambit was a good idea? They should be shot.” She also shared that Kamala is making all women look bad. Not sure what that meant.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 24, 2024 07:15 PM (wElh/)

288 Jack Smith looks like a Satanist.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 24, 2024 07:15 PM (qHcis)

289 Cernovich @Cernovich 7h
Even Mike Pence’s Chief of Staff Says General Kelly Is Lying About Trump. thenationalpulse.com/2024/10…

Even Mike Pence’s Chief of Staff Says General Kelly Is Lying About Trump.
Former Vice President Mike Pence‘s chief of staff has rejected statements made by General John Kelly, who claims that President Donald J. Trump had previously praised Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler and...
thenationalpulse.com

Trump War Room @TrumpWarRoom 3h
Former VP Chief of Staff @Nick_Ayers: This unequivocally did not happen. Full stop.

John Kelly was never shy to point out when he differed with President Trump — often behind his back — so we all would have known instantly. He was rarely alone with the President.

This is only being espoused because Kelly's candidate is losing — and losing badly.

Stephen Miller @StephenM 3h
I was in the West Wing during Kelly’s entire tenure. He would always talk to senior staff about everything on his mind. Always. He never once mentioned this because it NEVER HAPPENED. Not once, not ever. Never. Total fiction born of desperation. The fakest of fake news.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 24, 2024 07:16 PM (hovnC)

290 >Goebbels was a Marxist before he became a Nazi.

Guess his reasoning for the change?
----

Five extra vacation days

Posted by: Don Black at October 24, 2024 07:16 PM (/7KEl)

291 290 >Goebbels was a Marxist before he became a Nazi.

Guess his reasoning for the change?
----

Five extra vacation days
Posted by: Don Black at October 24, 2024 07:16 PM (/7KEl)

The Nazis had better heroin?

I could believe that commies could ruin heroin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2024 07:17 PM (PDf99)

292 Mares eat oats
and does eat oats
and little lambs eat ivy
where's my new thread?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2024 07:17 PM (vWeTL)

293 I haven't checked on who is in Grant's tomb recently but I'm pretty confident it's still Grant.

I like a good conspiracy story as much as anyone but can you prove she isn't there?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2024 07:11 PM (LkLld)

You really are asking the wrong question, Jack.

Which I find real hard to understand, given the nature of this entire monkey show. We KNOW Epstein entertained many many many many many famous and influential people. We know the operation was vast, and was well beyond him and her.

We have almost dead certainty he and maybe she worked for the CIA, and possibly Mossad. This is JUST like when people hound Trump over some minute thing he supposedly did or didn't do, but DON'T ASK about others who are part of the in-crowd.

Nobody wants to talk to Jizzlaine? Nobody? Is anyone even curious if she has something to say, if she's been locked up this long? It's the not asking that's the evidence you're looking for here.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 24, 2024 07:17 PM (dGCAG)

294 insom dodged a bullet

Posted by: 2012 at October 24, 2024 07:18 PM (v1eJ7)

295 258 Ever heard of the so-called french Epstein, Jean-Luc Brunell?

Guess what happened to him? Go ahead... guess.


promoted to starship captain?

Posted by: anachronda at October 24, 2024 07:18 PM (sGtp+)

296 289 Cernovich @Cernovich 7h
Even Mike Pence’s Chief of Staff Says General Kelly Is Lying About Trump. thenationalpulse.com/2024/10…

When you've lost The Cervix, you've lost.

Posted by: Sifty at October 24, 2024 07:18 PM (TTmCP)

297 Snappier uniforms.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

You know who else thinks their uniforms were snappy?

Posted by: Gen Kelly at October 24, 2024 07:19 PM (ftFVW)

298 If looking at that picture of Ghislaine Maxwell in a bikini (over on insty) and thinking 'Damn, she has a nice rack' is wrong, well... Just don't mention it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2024 07:20 PM (PDf99)

299 Someone please put Doug the Thug Emhoff's face on a picture of Doug Glatt from Goon please.

Posted by: Sifty at October 24, 2024 07:20 PM (TTmCP)

300 General Kelly, payback is a bitch and you're going to catch a big dose of the clap.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2024 07:20 PM (vWeTL)

301 246 >>> The back of a Blockbuster video store...
-The Bee

Isn't that where they kept the 'adult videos'?


like "my dinner with andre"?

Posted by: anachronda at October 24, 2024 07:20 PM (sGtp+)

302 Ever heard of the so-called french Epstein, Jean-Luc Brunell?
----------
Guess what happened to him? Go ahead... guess.

promoted to starship captain?
Posted by: anachronda at October 24, 2024 07:18 PM (sGtp+)

Nope. Ensign. Gave him a red shirt and everything.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 24, 2024 07:21 PM (dGCAG)

303 Cernovich @Cernovich 7h
Even Mike Pence’s Chief of Staff Says General Kelly Is Lying About Trump. thenationalpulse.com/2024/10…

When you've lost The Cervix, you've lost.
Posted by: Sifty

Not unlike Andy Rooney lmbasting Dan Rather for going full retard.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 24, 2024 07:21 PM (/lPRQ)

304 The Nazis had better heroin?

I could believe that commies could ruin heroin.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2024 07:17 PM (PDf99)

Most Nazis did meth except for Goering. He loved the morphine.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2024 07:21 PM (D6PGr)

305 The latest Democratic cope is that although more Republicans are casting early ballots in battleground states than Democrats, remember that a lot of Republicans voted for Nikki Haley in the primaries, and those people are obviously all voting for Harris.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 24, 2024 07:21 PM (uxCna)

306 291 290 >Goebbels was a Marxist before he became a Nazi.

Guess his reasoning for the change?

401 ( k ) match was better?

Posted by: AWFL Karen, halfway through the box of Merlot at October 24, 2024 07:21 PM (PiwSw)

307 Mi scuzzi!

Posted by: that idiot who killed Cinna the poet at October 24, 2024 07:22 PM (gKWVE)

308 I'd say on the whole they wanted the right things, but they also introduced the mob into things- which turned out badly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2024 07:12 PM (PDf99)


My argument was that nobody knows, few care, and it doesn't matter a wet fart at this point.
then again I suppose I could be butt hurt because I mentioned that notorious tyrant and sacrilegious monster Cambyses yesterday and no one noticed.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2024 07:22 PM (D7oie)

309 >>Nobody wants to talk to Jizzlaine? Nobody? Is anyone even curious if she has something to say, if she's been locked up this long? It's the not asking that's the evidence you're looking for here.

Her lawyers do. They lost their appeal attempt for her. Last month, Sept 17, 2024. At the time she was sitting in a Tallahassee prison.

I agree, she was an intel asset for years. So was Epstein. So was her father Robert Maxwell until he was murdered likely by the same people who murdered Epstein.

Would you be talking to anyone? Cause murdered.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2024 07:22 PM (LkLld)

310 Most Nazis did meth except for Goering. He loved the morphine.

The Nazis sold meth over the counter ("Pervitin") to encourage workers and soldiers to be more productive.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 24, 2024 07:22 PM (uxCna)

311 >>> If looking at that picture of Ghislaine Maxwell in a bikini (over on insty) and thinking 'Damn, she has a nice rack' is wrong, well... Just don't mention it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2024 07:20 PM (PDf99)

======

That bikini to was doing yeoman's work.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 24, 2024 07:23 PM (JfxgE)

312
Breaking:

"Kamala Harris Molested Me in 1977 During My Bar Mitzvah Lesson"

--Gad Saad

https://is.gd/kWBnC0

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2024 07:23 PM (vzLBk)

313 Pervitin.

Also this:

D-IX is a methamphetamine-based experimental performance enhancer developed by Nazi Germany in 1944 for military application.[1][2] The researcher who rediscovered this project, Wolf Kemper, said, "the aim was to use D-IX to redefine the limits of human endurance."[3] One dose contained 5 mg oxycodone (brand name Eukodal, an analgesic opioid), 5 mg cocaine, and 3 mg methamphetamine (brand name Pervitin).[4]

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2024 07:23 PM (PDf99)

314 Not unlike Andy Rooney lmbasting Dan Rather for going full retard.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

You never go full retard.

Posted by: Kirk Lazarus at October 24, 2024 07:23 PM (ftFVW)

315 Posted this image this morning. For Vic and Bandersnatch.

https://tinyurl.com/3vyrkaxc

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2024 07:23 PM (PaGLw)

316
btw, has anyone had a more fitting name than Gad Saad?

He does indeed look sad.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2024 07:24 PM (vzLBk)

317 Technically, no one is 'buried' in Grant's Tomb, since neither of the Grants' sarcophagi is underground.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 24, 2024 07:24 PM (a3Q+t)

318 My argument was that nobody knows, few care, and it doesn't matter a wet fart at this point.
then again I suppose I could be butt hurt because I mentioned that notorious tyrant and sacrilegious monster Cambyses yesterday and no one noticed.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2024 07:22 PM (D7oie)

I think it does matter. I think knowing what really happened (having accurate history) means you can see what people did and maybe understand why they did it. It is what fascinates me about history. That is why historical revisionism is so fucking wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2024 07:25 PM (PDf99)

319 Eminem Net Worth: Breaking Down His Wealth in 2024

Over $250 but crawling for crumbs of attention.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 24, 2024 07:26 PM (NFX2v)

320 Love is a many splendored thing.

A 14-year-old boy fell in love with a flirty AI chatbot. He shot himself so they could die together

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 24, 2024 07:26 PM (L/fGl)

321 The Nazis had better heroin?

D-IX is a methamphetamine-based experimental performance enhancer developed by Nazi Germany in 1944 for military application. The researcher who rediscovered this project, Wolf Kemper, said, "the aim was to use D-IX to redefine the limits of human endurance." One dose contained 5 mg oxycodone (brand name Eukodal, an analgesic opioid), 5 mg cocaine, and 3 mg methamphetamine (brand name Pervitin).

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 24, 2024 07:27 PM (w5OQI)

322 Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 24, 2024 07:27 PM (w5OQI)

Wait a second. That post seems eerily familiar...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2024 07:28 PM (PDf99)

323 believe all women
believe some women
believe a few women
believe Bretts accuser women

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 24, 2024 07:28 PM (gbOdA)

324 That is a somewhat esoteric and detailed example of hordemind.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2024 07:28 PM (PDf99)

325 Her lawyers do. They lost their appeal attempt for her. Last month, Sept 17, 2024. At the time she was sitting in a Tallahassee prison.

I agree, she was an intel asset for years. So was Epstein. So was her father Robert Maxwell until he was murdered likely by the same people who murdered Epstein.

Would you be talking to anyone? Cause murdered.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2024 07:22 PM (LkLld)

That's the story.

You wanna know who is rumored to have killed Jizzlane's daddy?

Jizzlane.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 24, 2024 07:29 PM (dGCAG)

326 Love is a many splendored thing.

A 14-year-old boy fell in love with a flirty AI chatbot. He shot himself so they could die together
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 24, 2024 07:26 PM (L/fGl)

The movie Her looks like it predicted the future.

Too bad what they did in the movie wasn’t available to the kid. Yet.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2024 07:29 PM (D6PGr)

327 Wait a second. That post seems eerily familiar...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Whew, had to go back and check. Thought I was losing my marbles.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 24, 2024 07:29 PM (ftFVW)

328 Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2024 07:23 PM (PaGLw)

Nice. Anna how do you feel about Flux vs SD or others? I still haven't used Flux.

Posted by: ... at October 24, 2024 07:29 PM (lX8VI)

329 Can you even guess what is in a jihadi cocktail?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2024 07:29 PM (t8vHj)

330 Whew, had to go back and check. Thought I was losing my marbles.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 24, 2024 07:29 PM (ftFVW)
-----------------

Was?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 24, 2024 07:30 PM (tT6L1)

331 She Hobbit, Message received and working on it.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2024 07:31 PM (t8vHj)

332 329

No ankles.

Posted by: Sifty at October 24, 2024 07:31 PM (mXRyn)

333 Can you even guess what is in a jihadi cocktail?
Posted by: Ben Had

No. Is it gonna blow our minds?

Posted by: MkY at October 24, 2024 07:31 PM (cPGH3)

334 Media Information:
Description: Stacy Williams, a former supermodel...

no. no, she wasn't.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 24, 2024 07:31 PM (Rbu5d)

335
Breaking!

Neocon pedophile creepy uncle fred upton "endorsed" malaka.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 24, 2024 07:32 PM (vzLBk)

336 Can you even guess what is in a jihadi cocktail?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2024 07:29 PM (t8vHj)

Bombay gin ?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2024 07:32 PM (D6PGr)

337 I think it does matter. I think knowing what really happened (having accurate history) means you can see what people did and maybe understand why they did it. It is what fascinates me about history. That is why historical revisionism is so fucking wrong.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2024 07:25 PM (PDf99)


Well, not that it doesn't matter at all, but trying to tar anyone today with the Gracchi is pointless.

as for revisionism: any re-assessment of the Gracchi's role in the attempted reforms post Punic war or contribution to the Social War later is revisionism, since at the time they were dangerous populists, and afterwards the failure of the Republic was blamed on them, and in the Enlightenment and post-revolutions of 1858 they were the failed vanguard of equality in the face of tyranny a millennia too soon.
Any sober review of the facts has to be revisionist.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2024 07:33 PM (D7oie)

338 Ben Had, no rush. It'll be just as fun whenever I get em.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 24, 2024 07:33 PM (ftFVW)

339
What is the job description of the big black guy talking over Jennings in the CNN clip? Sluggo?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 24, 2024 07:34 PM (t1fZA)

340 I seem to have better results with Flux but still have hand issues often.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2024 07:34 PM (PaGLw)

341 nood - cafe

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at October 24, 2024 07:34 PM (sMkAM)

342 Was?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

You're right, the marbles are long gone.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 24, 2024 07:34 PM (ftFVW)

343 32 million church-going Christians are "unlikely" to vote in this election. The last contest was decided by thousands of votes, not millions.

I do not have a church.

If you do ask to stand up and ask the people to go vote.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 24, 2024 07:34 PM (gbOdA)

344 So the main takeaways are that Whack-Emhoff proved his Democrat bona fides and he gots the pimp hand that Timmy-attracted Tim will never have.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 24, 2024 07:34 PM (SztLA)

345 think it does matter. I think knowing what really happened (having accurate history) means you can see what people did and maybe understand why they did it. It is what fascinates me about history. That is why historical revisionism is so fucking wrong.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2024 07:25 PM (PDf99)

The Spanish Civil War is the only war I know of where the losers wrote the history.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 24, 2024 07:34 PM (D6PGr)

346 Jihadi cocktail, uppers, speedballs and a double does of allah fanatism.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2024 07:35 PM (t8vHj)

347 um, I meant revolutions of 1848.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2024 07:35 PM (D7oie)

348 I seem to have better results with Flux but still have hand issues often.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2024 07:34 PM (PaGLw)

I find it fascinating that AI has the same problem as artists. You get more complaints about hands than anything. Also same face syndrome is a thing and even I suffer from it.

Posted by: ... at October 24, 2024 07:35 PM (lX8VI)

349 Timmy's a sucker punch kind & run kinda guy?

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 24, 2024 07:36 PM (NFX2v)

350
Even Mike Pence’s Chief of Staff Says General Kelly Is Lying About Trump.

==============

John Kelly madly fooled me. I thought he was a team player and a patriot.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at October 24, 2024 07:37 PM (pgtWZ)

351 Ah. I see there is nood-ity.

Posted by: t-bird at October 24, 2024 07:38 PM (pEcHx)

352 Is it my computer or is the link at 312 from Soothsayer not working?

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at October 24, 2024 07:39 PM (hKoQL)

353 The AI can mess up the toes also.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2024 07:39 PM (PaGLw)

354 You're right, the marbles are long gone.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 24, 2024 07:34 PM (ftFVW)
---------

Don't worry, they'll return once the kids are out of the house.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 24, 2024 07:55 PM (tT6L1)

355 The Dems are clearly out of ammunition. They've made worse claims before, and it did nothing. This one is particularly lame.

Posted by: MrExcitement at October 24, 2024 07:59 PM (hOOi9)

356 Slap, the slap, the slap, they call him the Slapper.

Posted by: MikeyLikey at October 24, 2024 08:13 PM (vGHsT)

357 Wonder if General Kelly could lose a star or few. "Conduct Unbecoming of an Officer", and all that.

Posted by: Another Anon at October 24, 2024 10:05 PM (QNMaY)

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