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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (10/23/24)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“I am joining the party of the people, the party of equality, the party that was founded to fight against and end slavery in this country. It is the party of common sense and the party that is led by a president who has the courage and strength to fight for peace,” Former Democratic Rep. Tulsi Gabbard


Quote II

“The referees we used to have to determine what is a fact and what isn’t a fact have kind of been eviscerated, to a certain degree. And people go and self-select where they go for their news, for their information.” Former Climate Czar (and all around worthless human being) John Kerry


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Tonight's Deep Thought............

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Why won't Tampon Timmy take the Grim Reaper Dick Cheney pheasant hunting?

In their pursuit to defeat former President Donald Trump, Democrats have found themselves some strange bedfellows.

One family who has taken more than their fair share of abuse from the left over the years is the Cheneys. Dick Cheney, specifically, has been praised for his endorsement of Vice President Kamala Harris despite being a lifelong Republican. Apparently, this was enough for the Democrats to forget how they referred to him as a “genocidal war criminal” for his bullish position on the Iraq war during former President George Bush’s administration.


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Why isn't this Know-It-All Nanny cleaning asses and changing diapers first? But we need supervised toothbrushing.


Sir Keir Starmer has signalled that he will bring in further ‘nanny state’ measures to help prevent ill health.

The Prime Minister gave the example of teaching children to brush their teeth as he suggested he could introduce more interventionist policies.

He was also asked about the smoking ban he is planning to introduce, with further suggested measures such as banning smoking in beer gardens.

Asked if he was looking at taxing ultra-processed foods, or the salt and sugar content in products or increasing labelling to improve the public’s health, he did not directly respond.

But he cited the example of supervised tooth brushing before saying there were ‘other things that we will put out there for consultation’.

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If I were a betting man. I would venture this won't work out too well.

World-first norovirus vaccine trialled in UK hospitals

A first-of-its-kind vaccine against the vomit bug norovirus is being trialled in the UK, using the same tech employed in the Covid jab.

Thousands of Brits end up in hospital every year due to the highly contagious virus, which usually results in nasty bouts of vomiting and diarrhoea.

Globally, it causes about 200,000 deaths annually – a quarter of which are children.


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I'm not feeling as benevolent as the writer of this story.

Adam Kinzinger joins a Missouri Democrat for a range day, reporter covering the event gets hit by bullet fragments

Thankfully, no one was hurt when beta politicians decided to cosplay with guns, which is quite a miracle when you really understand what a day at the range looks like with people like Adam Kinzinger and Senate candidate Lucas Kunce running the show. (Kunce is the Missouri Democrat challenging Josh Hawley in this year’s election.)

Take a look at the images below, shared to X by Kunce:


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Brock Throckmorton will not allow you to park any EVs on his property. He also will forbid an EB docking up in his 1%er private marina. But who can blame him? Certainly not I.


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Trump Derangement Syndrome? Never heard of it, let alone witnessed it. Amirite?

Political tensions are high as America heads to the polls to decide the next president, but some people are taking their disagreements too far.

Jennifer Lund, 38, and Timothy Parks, 45, are each facing charges including assault, battery, and stalking after an incident with three men that resulted in one of them firing a gun. Court documents claim that Lund and Parks were traveling together in a vehicle when they spotted a residence with a sign indicating support for former President Donald Trump.


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Had the description been confident older male wearing khakis and a polo resembling a Sr. G-Man Agent, then I know who would have been the butter thief.

Approximately 7:45 p.m. October 12, two males separately entered a business on Speedvale Avenue East before meeting up inside. They placed a number of items in a cart – including three cases of butter with a value of $936 – and left out a receiving door.

They were both described as brown-skinned males, approximately 40 years of age and 5’7” with medium builds. One was wearing a dark sleeveless vest and a blue and white baseball cap, and the second was wearing a dark winter coat and red baseball cap. They were seen leaving in a white four-door sedan.

Four days later, two males separately entered a business on Eramosa Road before meeting up inside. They placed in a cart four cases of butter with a value of $958 and left through an emergency exit.

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Flannel Lined Pants Emporium



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Sounds like a transaction didn't go well. But who am I to judge? Oh yeah. Genius Award Winner.

'I will kill them!' Everett man accused of threatening to kill & eat two people, PSP says

BEDFORD COUNTY, Pa (WJAC) — State police say a Bedford County man is behind bars after he allegedly threatened to kill and eat two people.

Police say on Thursday, the two victims were reportedly visiting 41-year-old Luke Bartholow, at his home in West Providence Township, when he allegedly threatened to kill them, himself and anyone who “walks in or leaves.”

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I wonder if the firm charged their customer extra? Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

'I Wasn't Even Supposed To Be There': HVAC Worker Saves A Life In Heroic Twist Of Fate

Today's good news story comes from Soddy Daisy, Tennessee.

Cameron Lowe, a 21-year-old HVAC technician, was simply doing his job when an unexpected twist turned him into a hero.


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Comments

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1 tomorrow

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i giudici sono soffici at October 23, 2024 09:59 PM (i0xsb)

2 Okay, I'm here. Let the festivities begin!

Howdy, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - voluntarily drafted at October 23, 2024 09:59 PM (BkKar)

3 Another burial ground pic. Nice.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2024 09:59 PM (0eaVi)

4 “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” —Thomas Edison

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at October 23, 2024 09:59 PM (hOUT3)

5 6th

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 23, 2024 10:00 PM (aPY1X)

6 Curses, sulks off!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at October 23, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)

7 ftsir

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i giudici sono molli at October 23, 2024 10:00 PM (i0xsb)

8 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2024 10:00 PM (y31cs)

9 Close but no see-gar for me. Congrats, Ciampino.

You get to go call the otros.

Posted by: mindful webworker - not me at October 23, 2024 10:00 PM (BkKar)

10 Howdy

Posted by: Zeera The people are coming at October 23, 2024 10:01 PM (ZYtgB)

11 Good evening horde. Thanks MisHum.

Posted by: TRex at October 23, 2024 10:01 PM (IQ6Gq)

12 Good evening MisHum!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 23, 2024 10:01 PM (INY48)

13 Yo!

Posted by: Dr. T at October 23, 2024 10:01 PM (lHPJf)

14 8 Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2024 10:00 PM (y31cs)

You're welcome.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 23, 2024 10:02 PM (QXQ4l)

15 Yea... not enough mouth punching. The way it was.... that was enough to stop some really stupid shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 23, 2024 10:02 PM (Q4IgG)

16 John Kerry: And people go and self-select where they go for their news, for their information.

Yup. And commies don't like that, do they, John?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2024 10:02 PM (0Htd1)

17 "And people go and self-select where they go for their news, for their information." -John Kerry

The horror! The horror!

Posted by: mindful webworker - self-selecting deplorable Moron at October 23, 2024 10:03 PM (BkKar)

18 John Kerry, say you like the idea of Pravda, without saying you like the idea of Pravda.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2024 10:03 PM (0Htd1)

19 Good for Tulsi for continuing to call out the evil and rot that is now the core of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2024 10:03 PM (KDoKV)

20 A first-of-its-kind vaccine against the vomit bug norovirus is being trialled in the UK, using the same tech employed in the Covid jab.

1) Nope.
B) Nope!
iii) Nope.

Posted by: Nope at October 23, 2024 10:04 PM (DgGvY)

21 Good evening morons and very grateful for the ont mh.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2024 10:04 PM (RIvkX)

22 Sock change.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at October 23, 2024 10:05 PM (f2FGt)

23 Jean Francois Cary needs to become Jimmy Carter's roommate. He can wear his special Cambodia Boonie hat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2024 10:05 PM (KDoKV)

24 But he cited the example of supervised ass wiping.


One sheet! Carry on.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 23, 2024 10:05 PM (SDM/J)

25 A cavalcade of cool and curious content tonight. Thanks MisHum!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2024 10:05 PM (kbyy+)

26 That quote about social media makes a lot of sense. But people were extremely respectful to each other in Australia and they do as much social media as anyone.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2024 10:05 PM (RIvkX)

27 A smart backhand is also effective if you don't want to abrade your knuckles before a formal occasion.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Cat Slave at October 23, 2024 10:05 PM (kpS4V)

28 You know, I grew up a poor white Hispanic gay man and when I turned 17 I decided to become a black-Indian Women...

Posted by: Kami Harris at October 23, 2024 10:06 PM (rcLES)

29 20 A first-of-its-kind vaccine against the vomit bug norovirus is being trialled in the UK, using the same tech employed in the Covid jab.

1) Nope.
B) Nope!
iii) Nope.
Posted by: Nope at October 23, 2024 10:04 PM (DgGvY)

D. AND FUCK NOPE

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 23, 2024 10:06 PM (QXQ4l)

30 I wonder how well true-blue Hawaii is taking Tulsi's conversion.

Posted by: davidt at October 23, 2024 10:06 PM (i0F8b)

31
Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
JUST IN: Former model Stacey Williams claims that Donald Trump groped her 31 years ago.

In a new hit piece from the Guardian, Williams claims she met Donald Trump through Jeffrey Epstein.

She says she went to Trump Tower in 1993 with Epstein where Trump allegedly grabbed her b*tt and bre*sts.

Williams claims she thought she saw the two men smiling at each other during the incident.

"These accusations, made by a former activist for Barack Obama and announced on a Harris campaign call two weeks before the election, are unequivocally false," said Trump campaign press secretary Karoline Leavitt.

"It’s obvious this fake story was contrived by the Harris campaign."

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 23, 2024 10:06 PM (TGPs7)

32 Went to my favorite liquor store and bought a 1/2 pint of R&R whiskey. Poured one out in memory of Vic.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at October 23, 2024 10:07 PM (f2FGt)

33 Why won't Tampon Timmy take the Grim Reaper Dick Cheney pheasant hunting?

Then: Dick Cheney is a genocidal mad man that gets pleasure from killing brown people

Now: Dick Cheney supports Kamala Harris so you have to vote for her.

Posted by: The left at October 23, 2024 10:07 PM (oZhjI)

34 Misanthropic Humanitarian

Must be past bedtime, read that as Mandingo Humanitarian.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 23, 2024 10:07 PM (SDM/J)

35 "The Prime Minister gave the example of teaching children to brush their teeth"

Well, you know, might make an exception for tyranny regarding British teeth…

Posted by: mindful webworker - snaggletoothed Moron at October 23, 2024 10:07 PM (BkKar)

36 11 Good evening horde. Thanks MisHum.

Posted by: TRex at October 23, 2024 10:01 PM


Howdy, TRex.

Nice to see you weren't stabbed in the NYC train station!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 23, 2024 10:07 PM (HlyYF)

37 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2024 10:07 PM (WXNFJ)

38 Sorry I'm late, we got the main sail confused with the Louisiana purchase.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 23, 2024 10:07 PM (jle4A)

39 The Big Butter Gang strikes again!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2024 10:08 PM (Aqu9a)

40 But he cited the example of supervised tooth brushing before saying there were ‘other things that we will put out there for consultation’.

Do away with parents and let the state raise the kids. Is this guy a former commie? Oh, no, he's British. I would have thought he was German. East German.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2024 10:08 PM (0Htd1)

41 20 A first-of-its-kind vaccine against the vomit bug norovirus is being trialled in the UK, using the same tech employed in the Covid jab.

1) Nope.
B) Nope!
iii) Nope.

Posted by: Nope at October 23, 2024 10:04 PM


Also: All of the above.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 23, 2024 10:08 PM (HlyYF)

42 34 Misanthropic Humanitarian

Must be past bedtime, read that as Mandingo Humanitarian.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 23, 2024 10:07 PM (SDM/J)

Your reading was my chuckle. Thanks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 23, 2024 10:08 PM (QXQ4l)

43 Yay, National Canning Day ONT!

And if Kamalatoe gets elected, we're all gonna get canned.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 23, 2024 10:09 PM (lUFok)

44 Norovirus! Now there's a fun bug to catch. You'll run a fever while vomiting and shitting uncontrollably, and it's very contagious.

But, you know, it's one of the bugs where you can just run out the clock? It causes a problem through dehydration and electrolyte imbalance, which means it can be fought off with the difficult, expensive, and hard to find prescription medicine called 'Gatorade'. A vaccine for it just seems so unnecessary.

Posted by: Locarno at October 23, 2024 10:09 PM (aQ6iI)

45 Jennifer Lund, 38, and Timothy Parks, 45, are each facing charges including assault, battery, and stalking after an incident with three men that resulted in one of them firing a gun. Court documents claim that Lund and Parks were traveling together in a vehicle when they spotted a residence with a sign indicating support for former President Donald Trump.

Then: Attacking Black people for daring to vote

Now: Attacking Trump people for daring to vote

Posted by: Democrats at October 23, 2024 10:09 PM (oZhjI)

46 I'm surprised children don't make up a much higher percentage of Norovirus deaths.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 23, 2024 10:10 PM (s9EYN)

47 I had an interesting conversation today with a friend whose husband works at a factory in Illinois. They got a visit today from Biden's Secretary of Labor, supposedly to take credit for saving the workers' pensions but mainly to drum up support for Harris.

The organizers passed out signs, gave the employees indications when to applaud during Madam Secretary's speech....and the workers all put the signs on the floor and refused to clap whatsoever. One guy was heard to mutter "Bullsh*t" when she went on about how pro-worker Biden and Harris were.

Supposedly, a lot of the workers were threatening to wear their MAGA hats to the "rally" ahead of time, though I gather they didn't go that far.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 23, 2024 10:10 PM (lHPJf)

48 ZZ Top will always kick ass

Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2024 10:10 PM (/7KEl)

49 Manassas, featuring Stephen Stills

Man asses!?!?!? I'm there, dude!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at October 23, 2024 10:11 PM (ycI94)

50 29 20 A first-of-its-kind vaccine against the vomit bug norovirus is being trialled in the UK, using the same tech employed in the Covid jab.

1) Nope.
B) Nope!
iii) Nope.
Posted by: Nope at October 23, 2024 10:04 PM (DgGvY)

D. AND FUCK NOPE
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 23, 2024 10:06 PM (QXQ4l)


AoS Stylebook says it should be

IV. AND FUCK NOPE

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at October 23, 2024 10:11 PM (hOUT3)

51 38 Sorry I'm late, we got the main sail confused with the Louisiana purchase.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 23, 2024 10:07 PM (jle4A)

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For future reference, the main sail is the one you didn't buy from Napoleon.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2024 10:11 PM (kbyy+)

52 Mandingo

That's the new deodorant from under boobs and butt crack lady on TV.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 23, 2024 10:11 PM (SDM/J)

53 Quote1
A beautiful sentiment from Tulsi. Trust but verify. Eyes on...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 23, 2024 10:11 PM (9Eb7X)

54 three cases of butter with a value of $936

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Was one of them Diddy?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 23, 2024 10:11 PM (L/fGl)

55 Saw ZZTop at the Capital Center, seems like a thousand centuries ago

opening act: Juice Newton

no, really

Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2024 10:12 PM (/7KEl)

56 Man they are throwing shit against the wall at a furious rate.
Me thinks a little panic is setting in.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2024 10:12 PM (vJiyU)

57 Brock?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2024 10:12 PM (63Dwl)

58 Good night, friends! Sweet dreams!

Posted by: Piper at October 23, 2024 10:12 PM (pZEOD)

59 50 29 20 A first-of-its-kind vaccine against the vomit bug norovirus is being trialled in the UK, using the same tech employed in the Covid jab.

1) Nope.
B) Nope!
iii) Nope.
Posted by: Nope at October 23, 2024 10:04 PM (DgGvY)

D. AND FUCK NOPE
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 23, 2024 10:06 PM (QXQ4l)

AoS Stylebook says it should be

IV. AND FUCK NOPE
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at October 23, 2024 10:11 PM (hOUT3)


Ratz........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 23, 2024 10:12 PM (QXQ4l)

60 But, you know, it's one of the bugs where you can just run out the clock? It causes a problem through dehydration and electrolyte imbalance, which means it can be fought off with the difficult, expensive, and hard to find prescription medicine called 'Gatorade'. A vaccine for it just seems so unnecessary.

Posted by: Locarno at October 23, 2024 10:09 PM


"That sounds exactly like what a shill for Big Sports Drink would say."

-- Liz Warren's desiccated non-puffy scamper

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 23, 2024 10:12 PM (HlyYF)

61 Thanks Mis Hum.
In my little corner of the world a Man from North Dakota who had been arrested last week is back in jail for threatening to shoot the judge doing arraignments that day with an arrow.
He was found in possession of the requisite bow.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at October 23, 2024 10:12 PM (z9/yr)

62 But, you know, it's one of the bugs where you can just run out the clock? It causes a problem through dehydration and electrolyte imbalance, which means it can be fought off with the difficult, expensive, and hard to find prescription medicine called 'Gatorade'. A vaccine for it just seems so unnecessary.


if it's going around and you don't feel sick yet, you can TRY grape juice. it alters the acidity of your gastro system and prevents the bug from replicating.

when it works, it's awesome! I usually take it in wine form lol. so one kid gets tummy bug, start sipping red wine.

when it doesn't work or you're too late and already sick ... yikes! many rug stains.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 23, 2024 10:12 PM (s3qiR)

63 Polliwog, old people living on their own can get into trouble - thinking it's 'just a stomach bug', then getting so dehydrated and/or low on some important electrolyte that they are too weak to call for an ambulance, or causes some horrible complication because of other pre-existing severe health issues.

Kids have parents, and if they call the doctor, the doctor will say "Give them Pedialyte/Gatorade stat".

Posted by: Locarno at October 23, 2024 10:12 PM (aQ6iI)

64
I'm not all that charitable, on balance.

But I had an idea for a charity, and it's not even a scam, oddly enough. I'd probably skim a few bucks. That's obligate skimming, and I'd keep it to a minimum, though. I promise.

The idea is to raise money to buy those 3D laser scanners for buildings, and use them to create models of America's architecture, from the national cathedral down to the last little teepee, so that future civilizations can see how we once lived and weep in their squalor.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2024 10:13 PM (7oYYI)

65 which means it can be fought off with the difficult, expensive, and hard to find prescription medicine called 'Gatorade'. A vaccine for it just seems so unnecessary.
Posted by: Locarno at October 23, 2024 10:09 PM (aQ6iI)


What, and cut out the medical and pharmaceutical industries and the graft, heaven to Betsy, what kind of science would that be?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at October 23, 2024 10:14 PM (hOUT3)

66 At least my plans are still intact.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 23, 2024 10:14 PM (jle4A)

67 A true manly man threatens with a baculum.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Cat Slave at October 23, 2024 10:14 PM (kpS4V)

68 In my little corner of the world a Man from North Dakota who had been arrested last week is back in jail for threatening to shoot the judge doing arraignments that day with an arrow.
He was found in possession of the requisite bow.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at October 23, 2024 10:12 PM (z9/yr)


Are we totally sure the judge didn't have it coming?

Posted by: Dr. T at October 23, 2024 10:14 PM (lHPJf)

69 Two more large scale butter thefts at Guelph stores

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Get the Ghibellines on this!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 23, 2024 10:14 PM (L/fGl)

70

Dick Cheney only hunts doves.


It is more symbolic than anything.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2024 10:15 PM (D7oie)

71 61 Thanks Mis Hum.
In my little corner of the world a Man from North Dakota who had been arrested last week is back in jail for threatening to shoot the judge doing arraignments that day with an arrow.
He was found in possession of the requisite bow.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at October 23, 2024 10:12 PM (z9/yr)

Threat?

I'm thinking acting upon a promise.

Amazing what people can find in rage to harm/kill another human.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 23, 2024 10:15 PM (QXQ4l)

72 We need someone to woo
Kysten Sinema to join RFK Jr and Tulsi....
I'd hit it just to turn her hetro.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 23, 2024 10:15 PM (9Eb7X)

73 Thankfully, no one was hurt
Ummmm, if you meant "seriously hurt" I'm gonna say you're not paying attention. That reporter was definitely hurt, if only superficially.

Posted by: GWB at October 23, 2024 10:16 PM (E8qwH)

74 @CollinRugg JUST IN: Former model Stacey Williams claims that Donald Trump groped her 31 years ago.

(Liaison- Yup, just saw that on DU. They'll be breathless about it tomorrow, I'm sure. Of course, even the article they linked identified it as probably false)

Veteran political journalist Mark Halperin, who was among the first to report that President Biden would withdraw from the race in July, revealed on Tuesday that there is a "certain story" that has been pitched to major news outlets that — if true — could derail Donald Trump's 2024 presidential campaign in its final days.

Speaking on his "Morning Meeting" show on YouTube, Halperin shared that although he does not believe the story is accurate, its impact—if it were—would be the October Surprise the political media has been waiting for.

"I know of one story... I don't believe it is true. But if it's true, it would end Donald Trump's campaign," Halperin said, adding that he's aware of various efforts to influence the race's outcome with less than two weeks until Election Day.

(I won't know how serious to take this until the media lets me know how many doors Stacey Williams' house has)

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at October 23, 2024 10:16 PM (ycI94)

75 If Walz son just turned 18 does that mean Tampon Timmy isn't a homo pedo anymore?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 23, 2024 10:16 PM (SDM/J)

76 Unless it's an abortion or lopping bits off, an 18-year-old is still a kid in the eyes of Democrats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2024 10:18 PM (KDoKV)

77 The jazz song, I Want A Big Butter and Egg Man has been recorded by several artists.

It is a 1926 jazz song written by Percy Venable. Venable was a record producer at the Sunset Cafe and wrote the song for Louis Armstrong and singer May Alix. The song is often played by Dixieland bands, and is considered a jazz standard.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2024 10:18 PM (Aqu9a)

78 Ew...I left a Buttigieg sock on!!!!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 23, 2024 10:18 PM (ycI94)

79 74 @CollinRugg JUST IN: Former model Stacey Williams claims that Donald Trump groped her 31 years ago.

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I'll go out on a limb here, but I'm betting it was actually Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2024 10:18 PM (kbyy+)

80 well if the "surprise" is the dumb model lie thing

that's not going to derail anything

honestly at this point they've lied so much there is no hearsay-based story that will have any effect.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 23, 2024 10:18 PM (s3qiR)

81 78 Ew...I left a Buttigieg sock on!!!!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 23, 2024 10:18 PM (ycI94)

They make an OTC remedy for that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 23, 2024 10:19 PM (QXQ4l)

82 And in other news Kamala Harris groped me at a department store when I was a minor.

Any reporters out there want to interview me about the horrible experience she put me through?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2024 10:19 PM (oZhjI)

83 28 You know, I grew up a poor white Hispanic gay man and when I turned 17 I decided to become a black-Indian Women...
Posted by: Kami Harris


OMG. She's going for the tranny vote.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2024 10:19 PM (0Htd1)

84 Doug Emhoff squeezed my nuts while we were both standing at urinals.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2024 10:20 PM (kbyy+)

85 Evening MisHum, and Horde! At a Super 8 motel in Moose Jaw, SK. Room was reasonable. Went down to the lobby to get a soda from the vending machine...$3.75 Canuck bucks! Good thing we bought some Shiner Bock at Wally World in Minot.

Cheers! (tips one back for Vic)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2024 10:20 PM (QyYPU)

86 I'll go out on a limb here, but I'm betting it was actually Kavanaugh.

A million dollar story idea - The Democrats send evil time traveling robot fakes of Trump and Kav back in time to ruin their reputation.

Yes this is the plot of one of the Bill and Ted movies.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2024 10:20 PM (oZhjI)

87 which means it can be fought off with the difficult, expensive, and hard to find prescription medicine called 'Gatorade'. A vaccine for it just seems so unnecessary.
Posted by: Locarno

Of course it might be even cheaper to search for "DIY hydration" for a number of really easy ways to make electrolyte replacement fluids...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 23, 2024 10:20 PM (INY48)

88 That "no consequences for being an a**hole" started before social media came to be. Social media has merely exacerbated it.

Also, I meant to say "Ummmm, unless you meant...". in 73.

Posted by: GWB at October 23, 2024 10:20 PM (E8qwH)

89 Percy Venable

Thought it was Jelly Roll Morton.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 23, 2024 10:20 PM (SDM/J)

90 A first-of-its-kind vaccine against the vomit bug norovirus is being trialled in the UK, using the same tech employed in the Covid jab.

If they keep that up, they aren't going to have time to supervise tooth brushing all over the UK.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2024 10:21 PM (0Htd1)

91 83 28 You know, I grew up a poor white Hispanic gay man and when I turned 17 I decided to become a black-Indian Women...
Posted by: Kami Harris

OMG. She's going for the tranny vote.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2024 10:19 PM (0Htd1)

Thankfully I had finished the last of my tonic before I read that nerdygirl.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 23, 2024 10:21 PM (QXQ4l)

92 Very nice ONT, Mis Hum! Another reflective lake shot, and it's beautiful.

I've been to Soddy Daisy, TN. Don't blink or you'll miss it.

Very sorry to hear about Vic dying. A great commenter for a long time, IMO.

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 23, 2024 10:21 PM (TSQkU)

93 Stacey Williams is diabolically clever in the way she plays the long game.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2024 10:21 PM (kbyy+)

94 Quote2 JFnK laments losing total control of the naritive..
I pride myself for ousting Boston lawyers and a Hatian interpreter from the polling place during the 04 election.in Deerfield Bch FL

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 23, 2024 10:21 PM (9Eb7X)

95 For future reference, the main sail is the one you didn't buy from Napoleon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2024 10:11 PM (kbyy+)

That is good information to have. I will note it on my PDA.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 23, 2024 10:22 PM (jle4A)

96 Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum! Lovely photo up top of perfect fall weather.

R.I.P. Vic. Always enjoyed your news items and clever posts. You will be missed. May you recline in the loving arms of your Savior.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 23, 2024 10:22 PM (rxCpr)

97 Dr T
I'm actually acquainted with the judge. She was quite lenient in setting bail for this clown.

As for the norovirus, the NW is seeing cases of scurvy, in, "Certain vulnerable populations".

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at October 23, 2024 10:22 PM (z9/yr)

98 Thought it was Jelly Roll Morton.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 23, 2024 10:20 PM (SDM/J)

ISWYDT. That excerpt was unashamedly lifted from Wikipedia. I know nothing about 1926 jazz standards.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2024 10:23 PM (Aqu9a)

99 Herr Oberststurmfuhrer Starmer, nein!

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2024 10:23 PM (KDoKV)

100 $3.75 Canuck bucks! Good thing we bought some Shiner Bock at Wally World in Minot.

Cheers! (tips one back for Vic)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

That's pretty steep for soda, even in Great White North bucks!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 23, 2024 10:23 PM (INY48)

101 The Prime Minister gave the example of teaching children to brush their teeth as he suggested he could introduce more interventionist policies.

For some reason, this seemed to me like a very clever and evil grooming ploy...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at October 23, 2024 10:24 PM (hOUT3)

102 Lol...even some at DU are suspicious. I hope the take the bait, hype it up, and then video of Walz or Biden surfaces. Hell, Biden gropes little girls all the time!!!

If an adult gropes a child he gets arrested in the real world. As he should be.

This story may be bait. Dems better not touch it. Let media and LE look into it. it smells like a Karl Rove stunt to me.

There is, at present, zero evidence that it's real. "I have been told" is evidence of nothing. Pushing this with zero evidence is irresponsible.

I disagree, if it's real, we need to make sure adults everywhere knows what happens if they grope minors.

When Charlie Kirk says it is an Ai then there is a video. Newspapers held onto it for week for what? Probably to check its authenticity. I think it’s real.

He has already bragged...yes...BRAGGED about ogling little girls when he had the junior Miss contests and about grabbing women by the pussy so a grop of a minor is far from a stretch to buy.

Add how fucking creepy and weird he has always been about his own daughter and we are just about a half breath away from surety. Waiting to see what shoe drops.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 23, 2024 10:24 PM (ycI94)

103 I'll go out on a limb here, but I'm betting it was actually Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2024 10:18 PM (kbyy+)

I don't think DJT swings that way.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2024 10:24 PM (QyYPU)

104 Wow Obama hater Rod Blogovich on RAV Wayne Allen Root. Says he is a Trumpacrat!!
Bodies/Buried GOOGLE IT!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 23, 2024 10:24 PM (9Eb7X)

105 I've been to Soddy Daisy, TN. Don't blink or you'll miss it.
Posted by: LRob in OK

How can one miss it? It's the home of Wimpie's County Restaurant!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2024 10:24 PM (WXNFJ)

106 Stacey Williams is diabolically clever in the way she plays the long game.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Too traumatized to go to the police at the time, but she did tell her best friend all about it.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2024 10:24 PM (vJiyU)

107 Since the sudden influx of the new arrivals we are seeing an increase of all kinds of contagious diseases.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 23, 2024 10:24 PM (MeG8a)

108 Yes, AZ, you can mix up your own. But a jug of Gatorade is cheap and pre-mixed, and, the average person has 50-50 odds of managing to cross-thread a hot dog. Don't overcomplicate matters over a buck or two!

Posted by: Locarno at October 23, 2024 10:25 PM (aQ6iI)

109 Here's to Vic! He taught Methuselah the secrets to enjoying a long and happy life.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2024 10:25 PM (Aqu9a)

110 85 Evening MisHum, and Horde! At a Super 8 motel in Moose Jaw, SK. Room was reasonable. Went down to the lobby to get a soda from the vending machine...$3.75 Canuck bucks! Good thing we bought some Shiner Bock at Wally World in Minot.

Cheers! (tips one back for Vic)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2024 10:20 PM


An INTERNATIONAL Shiner Bock smuggler? Impressive!

Keep driving safe AOP.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 23, 2024 10:25 PM (HlyYF)

111 Imma blame the scurvy on US food being nutrient-free tho

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 23, 2024 10:25 PM (s3qiR)

112 JUST IN: Former model Stacey Williams claims that Donald Trump groped her 31 years ago.

OFFS. Who hasn't had their butt grabbed. Didn't this woman ever go on a date in college? She doesn't know how to push a guy's hand away? Oh, wait. She put up with it because he was rich.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2024 10:25 PM (0Htd1)

113 I shower with my teenaged daughter!

Posted by: President Potatohead at October 23, 2024 10:26 PM (kbyy+)

114 @93

>>Stacey Williams is diabolically clever in the way she plays the long game.

The Chef's Kiss is that Jeffery Epstein introduced them.

Say, weren't they supposed to make Epstein's List Public?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 23, 2024 10:26 PM (XV/Pl)

115 Posted by: Locarno at October 23, 2024 10:12 PM (aQ6iI)

Good point.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 23, 2024 10:26 PM (s9EYN)

116 Why is Stacy Williams getting so much attention?

Posted by: Tara Reade at October 23, 2024 10:26 PM (jle4A)

117 Good evening. Sounds like the Butter Bandits did marginally better on their second heist. Thanks for the ONT, MisHum.

Posted by: scampydog at October 23, 2024 10:26 PM (41CYW)

118 Stacey Williams is diabolically clever in the way she plays the long game.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Too traumatized to go to the police at the time, but she did tell her best friend all about it.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2024 10:24 PM (vJiyU)

Her best beach friend, one assumes?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2024 10:26 PM (Aqu9a)

119 But, you know, it's one of the bugs where you can just run out the clock? It causes a problem through dehydration and electrolyte imbalance, which means it can be fought off with the difficult, expensive, and hard to find prescription medicine called 'Gatorade'. A vaccine for it just seems so unnecessary.
Posted by: Locarno at October 23, 2024 10:09 PM (aQ6iI)


Finish Line's Apple-a-Day Electrolyte powder comes in a five pound, red tub, and you can get it at Tractor Supply.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2024 10:27 PM (D7oie)

120 the NW is seeing cases of scurvy, in, "Certain vulnerable populations".
Posted by: Winston

Tell them to put the Lime in the Coconut, drink them all up and call the doctor in the morning.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 23, 2024 10:27 PM (INY48)

121 107 Since the sudden influx of the new arrivals we are seeing an increase of all kinds of contagious diseases.
Posted by: gourmand du jour


So, the illegals bring cultural AND medical enrichment to our benighted country?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at October 23, 2024 10:27 PM (hOUT3)

122 Too traumatized to go to the police at the time, but she did tell her best friend all about it.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2024 10:24 PM (vJiyU)

----------

Is it the same bint who confirmed that Kamala really did work at McDonalds? Because that girl needs a raise.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2024 10:27 PM (kbyy+)

123 >>>I'm actually acquainted with the judge. She was quite lenient in setting bail for this clown.


Ah. I retract my previous comment.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 23, 2024 10:27 PM (lHPJf)

124 Evening MisHum, and Horde! At a Super 8 motel in Moose Jaw, SK. Room was reasonable. Went down to the lobby to get a soda from the vending machine...$3.75 Canuck bucks! Good thing we bought some Shiner Bock at Wally World in Minot.

Cheers! (tips one back for Vic)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I just can't believe that.

Minot is not a real place.

Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2024 10:27 PM (DgGvY)

125 For future reference, the main sail is the one you didn't buy from Napoleon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2024 10:11 PM (kbyy+)


technically the main sale was the Louisiana purchase.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2024 10:28 PM (D7oie)

126 Thankfully, no one was hurt
Ummmm, if you meant "seriously hurt" I'm gonna say you're not paying attention. That reporter was definitely hurt, if only superficially.
Posted by: GWB at October 23, 2024 10:16 PM (E8qwH)

I was thinking the same thing. Unless they're going for the 'reporters aren't people' angle.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 23, 2024 10:29 PM (s9EYN)

127 Dr. T, my father was a union member. There is a big difference between the rank and file, and the union leadership.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2024 10:29 PM (0Htd1)

128 technically the main sale was the Louisiana purchase.
Posted by: Kindltot

I thought that was a fire sale?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 23, 2024 10:29 PM (ycI94)

129 119 Finish Line's Apple-a-Day Electrolyte powder comes in a five pound, red tub, and you can get it at Tractor Supply.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2024 10:27 PM (D7oie)

That's Horse Gatorade. C'mon people, you are not a horse!

Posted by: Important Experts Of The FDA at October 23, 2024 10:30 PM (aQ6iI)

130 107 Since the sudden influx of the new arrivals we are seeing an increase of all kinds of contagious diseases.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 23, 2024 10:24 PM


Haiti has the highest tuberculosis infection rate in the Western Hemisphere.

Biden & Harris are paying (with our own money) to take planes to Haiti, load them up, and drop off Haitians across the heartland of America.

Short of directly injecting people, what would you do to more effectively spread infectious diseases than the current Democrat policies?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 23, 2024 10:30 PM (HlyYF)

131 Yes, AZ, you can mix up your own. But a jug of Gatorade is cheap and pre-mixed, and, the average person has 50-50 odds of managing to cross-thread a hot dog. Don't overcomplicate matters over a buck or two!
Posted by: Locarno

You can afford to by electrolyte fluid replacements?
Luxury!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 23, 2024 10:30 PM (INY48)

132 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 23, 2024 10:30 PM (sAmhv)

133 121 the NW is seeing cases of scurvy, in, "Certain vulnerable populations".
Posted by: Winston

Tell them to put the Lime in the Coconut, drink them all up and call the doctor in the morning.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 23, 2024 10:27 PM (INY4


***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 23, 2024 10:31 PM (QXQ4l)

134 Uh...that wasn't butter.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at October 23, 2024 10:31 PM (mH6SG)

135 127 Thankfully, no one was hurt
Ummmm, if you meant "seriously hurt" I'm gonna say you're not paying attention. That reporter was definitely hurt, if only superficially.
Posted by: GWB at October 23, 2024 10:16 PM (E8qwH)

I was thinking the same thing. Unless they're going for the 'reporters aren't people' angle.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 23, 2024 10:29 PM (s9EYN)

That's my take on it. No human injuries.

Posted by: If I Step On A Bug ... at October 23, 2024 10:31 PM (nLy2O)

136 118 Stacey Williams is diabolically clever in the way she plays the long game.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Too traumatized to go to the police at the time, but she did tell her best friend all about it.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2024 10:24 PM (vJiyU)

Her best beach friend, one assumes?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2024 10:26 PM (Aqu9a)


She's plagiarizing my story!

Posted by: Christine Blasy Ford (DiFi's staff helped me a lot but don't tell anyone!) at October 23, 2024 10:32 PM (aBgBM)

137 But, you know, it's one of the bugs where you can just run out the clock? It causes a problem through dehydration and electrolyte imbalance, which means it can be fought off with the difficult, expensive, and hard to find prescription medicine called 'Gatorade'. A vaccine for it just seems so unnecessary.
Posted by: Locarno at October 23, 2024 10:09 PM (aQ6iI)

Many years ago, now, I got to meet and spend several hours with Dr. Robert Cade, the inventor of Gator Ade. One of the finest Southern gentlemen one could ever want to meet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2024 10:32 PM (QyYPU)

138 Dr. T, my father was a union member. There is a big difference between the rank and file, and the union leadership.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2024 10:29 PM (0Htd1)


That's what my friend had to say about it. Also, these were Teamsters.

Evidently the local boss, or president, or whatever his title is, called them together beforehand and said, "Okay, I know how we all feel about Biden and Harris, but at least try to be polite to this lady when she shows up."

Posted by: Dr. T at October 23, 2024 10:32 PM (lHPJf)

139 How these people don't stroke out from the cognitive dissonance is baffling. Or maybe they get off on doing this?

Doug Emhoff proud of daughter for fighting for abortion rights, and she's proud of him for the same:
https://tinyurl.com/r7ajz2a8

-- He killed your half-sister, Ella, when he forced your nanny to abort.
-- You're proud of your daughter fighting to retain the ability to kill your grandchildren, Doug.

These people are such ghouls they have no self-awareness. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2024 10:32 PM (scDBq)

140 Every 4 years the Republican candidate for President will be accused of some sexual misconduct

He will also be worse than Hitler, and a threat to democracy.

Every. Four. Years.

Presidential years are America at its worst, and getting uglier every cycle.

Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2024 10:33 PM (/7KEl)

141 125 Evening MisHum, and Horde! At a Super 8 motel in Moose Jaw, SK. Room was reasonable. Went down to the lobby to get a soda from the vending machine...$3.75 Canuck bucks! Good thing we bought some Shiner Bock at Wally World in Minot.

Cheers! (tips one back for Vic)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I just can't believe that.

Minot is not a real place.
Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2024 10:27 PM (DgGvY)


Lets agree upon a mutually agreeable bar/grill to have a beverage and sammich say February 23, 2025 in Minot. You'll believe it is real.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 23, 2024 10:33 PM (QXQ4l)

142 I have a buddy in Minot. His mailbox cemented into an old tire that he puts on top of the snow drifts as they accumulate during the winter... sometime up to 12-15 feet above where it was during the summer.

Interesting way to live.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 23, 2024 10:34 PM (Q4IgG)

143 Well time to toddle off. Spending too much time with Tensor. Nyah.

https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2024 10:34 PM (KDoKV)

144 I think Vasily Blokhin is the most interesting Soviet Communist. He personally executed the old Bolsheviks during the Terror, and then his own NKVD bosses like Yezhov and Yagoda, and then many thousands of other condemned, in his trademark leather apron, with his briefcase full of German pistols.

That guy was truly the living embodiment of socialism.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2024 10:35 PM (7oYYI)

145 Is the latest accuser represented by Gloria Alred or her equally despicable daughter?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2024 10:35 PM (scDBq)

146 109
Here's to swimmin wit bow legged wimenz
Salute!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 23, 2024 10:36 PM (9Eb7X)

147 This afternoon, I was alerted to another High speed Pursuit coming out of the San Fernando Valley and heading north up the I-5 at speeds which reached 130 mph at times and CHP pulling back for safety. The chase was a stolen vehicle with a woman driver and it stretched all the way over the Grapevine but as soon as she got over the pass, she turned around and went back south. She got far along until she spotted a spike strip (unconfirmed) which caused her to veer across 4 lanes of freeway in an attempt to take a transition ramp and she lost it and head on speared a guardrail at 100 mph and and rolled into a freeway pillar. The Helicopter view showed the first CHP officer jumping out of his unit running towards the wreak but jumping to the side as he saw what was to be her lower torso in a pile on the roadway. No guns were drawn at this scene

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 23, 2024 10:36 PM (TDvv2)

148 Hop on the auto train to DC tomorrow.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 23, 2024 10:36 PM (5p7BC)

149 Something lighthearted - Terry Bradshaw roasting his daughter's boyfriend.

https://youtube.com/shorts/ab8LVzLuSOM

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 23, 2024 10:37 PM (VNX3d)

150 I had lunch in an old hotel bar in Weyburn, SK this afternoon. They had a Trudeau target in the urinal. Yee-haw!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2024 10:37 PM (QyYPU)

151 Yay, my hometown makes the AoSHQ ONT!
What…it’s about the Butter Bandits? Jeezuz this is why we can’t have nice things.
Regarding the buttery boondoggle and the descriptions of the thieves there’s going to be a huge butter chicken feast somewhere.

Posted by: Buzzy Krumhunger at October 23, 2024 10:37 PM (LpWft)

152 The Helicopter view showed the first CHP officer jumping out of his unit running towards the wreak but jumping to the side as he saw what was to be her lower torso in a pile on the roadway. No guns were drawn at this scene

---------

One fewer perp for Gascon to set free.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2024 10:38 PM (kbyy+)

153 70

Dick Cheney only hunts doves.


It is more symbolic than anything.
Posted by: Kindltot
...................
Ear worms are an odd phenomena. I now have this song in my head

https://youtu.be/UG3VcCAlUgE?si=BElJKXWtah0aFfqR

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 23, 2024 10:39 PM (sAmhv)

154 After 100 mph, there is no guarantee that any part of your body will be intact.
In combat, this is what Missing In Action means.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 23, 2024 10:39 PM (MeG8a)

155 I know it’s probably already been said but if dental care mandates are needed anywhere it would be Britain.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 23, 2024 10:39 PM (D6PGr)

156 Hop on the auto train to DC tomorrow.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 23, 2024 10:36 PM (5p7BC)

Get off at every stop, and vote!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2024 10:40 PM (d9fT1)

157 Well, I'm 1,600 miles from the people I know
Have been doin' all I can but opportunity sure come slow
Well, I'd be in the sun all day
But I'm sweepin' out a warehouse in West LA
But it's alright 'cause it's midnight
And I got seven more cases of butter

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2024 10:40 PM (Aqu9a)

158 Something lighthearted - Terry Bradshaw roasting his daughter's boyfriend.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 23, 2024 10:37 PM (VNX3d)

We just love the cooking shows in this country!

Posted by: Haitian Cannibals at October 23, 2024 10:40 PM (Vegsu)

159 152

Gascon's prosecutorial career sleeps with the fishes.

Posted by: mnw at October 23, 2024 10:41 PM (NLIak)

160 I love the Auto Train, Dave.

I'm sad that they don't have wings in the lounge car any more. That used to be something of a ritual for me - eat wings in the lounge car after the train sets off.

Posted by: Locarno at October 23, 2024 10:41 PM (aQ6iI)

161 I am still not convinced they'll allow Trump to win. The cheat will be real, and it'll be spectacular.

Posted by: 496 at October 23, 2024 10:41 PM (4csOi)

162 Wow Obama hater Rod Blogovich on RAV Wayne Allen Root. Says he is a Trumpacrat!!
Bodies/Buried GOOGLE IT!
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It!


Bodies buried? I thought Chicagoans drove the bodies to New Buffalo, Michigan, and dumped them there.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2024 10:41 PM (0Htd1)

163 Good evening. Sounds like the Butter Bandits did marginally better on their second heist.
Posted by: scampydog


Or margarinally better.

Posted by: mikeski isn't proud of this one, but still had to post it at October 23, 2024 10:42 PM (DgGvY)

164 Sir Keir Starmer
________________

When, oh when, are the Brits going to beam into adulthood and shitcan these ridiculous titles and honors?

Sir Keir? Whom did he defeat in a joust? Nobody. So eff the "sir" business.

Same thing with "Knight Commander of the British Empire." First, there are no knights anymore, OK? And there is no effing British Empire anymore, either. So the holder of a KCBE is some useless wanker who commands ... well, somebody ... in an organization that no longer exists.

It's like being a Field Marshal of the Army of the Confederate States of America. Or a Fleet Admiral of the Swiss Navy.

And while we're at it, Brits, shitcan those ridiculous wigs your judges and lawyers wear in court. They look like janitors' mops placed on your heads. Far from lending gravitas to the proceedings, it would be difficult to keep a straight face when they show up wearing those stupid things.

Of course, Britain only went to decimal currency in 1973, so they're exactly a model for keeping up with the times.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 10:42 PM (YqDXo)

165 Ear worms are an odd phenomena. I now have this song in my head

https://youtu.be/UG3VcCAlUgE?si=BElJKXWtah0aFfqR
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 23, 2024 10:39 PM (sAmhv)

I am not clicking that link. I don't need any earworms right now...

Baby shark....

Posted by: Tara Reade at October 23, 2024 10:42 PM (jle4A)

166 Why is there an arena that big in Duluth Georgia?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 23, 2024 10:42 PM (5p7BC)

167 I thought that was a fire sale?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 23, 2024 10:29 PM (ycI94)


Napoleon was angling on using the Spanish colonies and the Antilles and Hispaniola to make the Gulf of Mexico a "french lake" and the American south East and central America a French overseas empire. With the loss of Domenique (Haiti) in the Leclerk expedition, The British Navy, and Spain being completely ungovernable, Napoleon sold out the Louisiana territory to Jefferson for hard cash.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2024 10:42 PM (D7oie)

168 Something lighthearted - Terry Bradshaw roasting his daughter's boyfriend.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

This was covered yesterday at a Walmart wasn't it?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 23, 2024 10:42 PM (INY48)

169 Sleep ain't gonna come soon so I dialed up a stream of Goldfinger. Good lord, I haven't seen that movie in many years. Gotta love Shirley Bassey doing the opening theme.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 23, 2024 10:43 PM (mH6SG)

170 Minot is not a real place.
Posted by: mikeski

Lets agree upon a mutually agreeable bar/grill to have a beverage and sammich say February 23, 2025 in Minot. You'll believe it is real.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra


Heh. I actually lived about 100mi from Minot for a couple years when I was still a kid. It's definitely tundra in February.

Posted by: mikeski isn't proud of this one, but still had to post it at October 23, 2024 10:43 PM (DgGvY)

171 And left my bad-joke sock on.

Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2024 10:43 PM (DgGvY)

172 Something lighthearted - Terry Bradshaw roasting his daughter's boyfriend.

https://youtube.com/shorts/ab8LVzLuSOM
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 23, 2024 10:37 PM (VNX3d)

Just watched him in crappy movie Failure to Launch. For whatever reason it was Mathew McConaughey movie marathon day on Flix. Watched Mud and The Lincoln Lawyer today also. Both of those were pretty good.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 23, 2024 10:43 PM (D6PGr)

173 Or margarinally better.
Posted by: mikeski isn't proud o
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That's where I was going with the pun, but phone auto-cucumber churned the spelling.

Posted by: scampydog at October 23, 2024 10:44 PM (41CYW)

174 I am still not convinced they'll allow Trump to win. The cheat will be real, and it'll be spectacular.

Posted by: 496 at October 23, 2024 10:41 PM (4csOi)
162 Wow Obama hater Rod Blogovich on RAV Wayne Allen
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I dunno. Maybe. But if they cheat on the same scale they did before, they have to worry that a lot of Democrat officials might end up dangling from lampposts. Ceausescu thought he could operate with impunity, until he couldn't.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 10:44 PM (YqDXo)

175 >I am not clicking that link. I don't need any earworms right now...


do do do doot
da doot
da doot can't touch this

Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2024 10:44 PM (/7KEl)

176 The hit piece just dropped off the same style hit piece The Guardian dropped in 2020. Same author too.

Harris campaign can't even do an October surprise right. Imbeciles.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 23, 2024 10:45 PM (5p7BC)

177 That's where I was going with the pun, but phone auto-cucumber churned the spelling.

Posted by: scampydog at October 23, 2024 10:44 PM (41CYW)
__________________

Autocucumber is the linguistic answer to MBAs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 10:45 PM (YqDXo)

178 Need to get rid of a sock.

Sigh.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 23, 2024 10:45 PM (jle4A)

179 Dick Cheney only hunts doves.
It is more symbolic than anything.
Posted by: Kindltot

Ear worms are an odd phenomena. I now have this song in my head
https://youtu.be/UG3VcCAlUgE
Posted by: Puddleglum


I guessed right. Not that it was a huge mystery.

Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2024 10:46 PM (DgGvY)

180 My father would go to Minot on temporary assignments when we lived in Rapid City and he was based at Ellsworth AFB. I inherited all his winter gear.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 23, 2024 10:46 PM (D6PGr)

181 "He will also be worse than Hitler, and a threat to democracy.

Every. Four. Years"
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And every 4 years the prior "hitler" will now be redeemed and the current one is way way worse than that last guy ever was. That last guy... at least you could work with him. Not this new guy - he's the worst hitler ever! Until next time.

Posted by: 496 at October 23, 2024 10:46 PM (4csOi)

182 143 Well time to toddle off. Spending too much time with Tensor. Nyah.

https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2024 10:34 PM


I have a daughter that can look exactly like your Kahu character.

The "Let's Get Spooky" rendering is actually spooky to me!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 23, 2024 10:46 PM (HlyYF)

183 That's what my friend had to say about it. Also, these were Teamsters.

Oh. Teamsters. She's lucky they didn't kneecap her?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2024 10:47 PM (0Htd1)

184 Musk should focus on writing another spell check program and add to his billions.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 23, 2024 10:47 PM (D6PGr)

185 Speaking of butter, I have been unable to find unsalted butter in the stores that does not contain extra ingredients, "natural flavors", but I can find salted butter that contains only butter and salt.

I want plain, unsalted butter. How could butter possibly need any extra flavoring?

Posted by: Emmie at October 23, 2024 10:47 PM (Sf2cq)

186 Did somebody mention blueberry pie???

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2024 10:47 PM (W/lyH)

187 And while we're at it, Brits, shitcan those ridiculous wigs your judges and lawyers wear in court. They look like janitors' mops placed on your heads. Far from lending gravitas to the proceedings, it would be difficult to keep a straight face when they show up wearing those stupid things.

Of course, Britain only went to decimal currency in 1973, so they're exactly a model for keeping up with the times.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 10:42 PM (YqDXo)

They could have the incredible ShamWow

Posted by: Vince, The ShamWow guy at October 23, 2024 10:47 PM (QXQ4l)

188 ***Take a look at the images below, shared to X by Kunce:
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Bullets in clear, cylindrical containers and a round container of gunpowder. Looks like all the trucks are Fords. Who would have thought those people drove pickups?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2024 10:47 PM (l7fPC)

189 I think Vasily Blokhin is the most interesting Soviet Communist. He personally executed the old Bolsheviks during the Terror, and then his own NKVD bosses like Yezhov and Yagoda,

One of his victims was Mikhail Tukhachevsky one of the Soviet Union's better generals. Interestingly a neo-pagan as well.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2024 10:48 PM (oZhjI)

190 My Question to VP Harris is the following...

Based on the fact that Trump is a Nazi, Communist, Skunk, Rascal, Hitler, Stalin, Ho Chi Minh, Mao, Caligula, Fidel Castro, Xi, Kim Jong Un, the devil, Charles Mansen, Freddie Krugger, The Devil, Nero, Mussolini, Tojo, Mammon, Jeffery Dalmer, and Pol Pot how was your middle class childhood under the evil and disgusting Republican President Reagan ???????

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at October 23, 2024 10:49 PM (1t11C)

191 Great description, a sleeveless vest. Because a vest with sleeves is no longer a vest.

Posted by: Mark in SC at October 23, 2024 10:49 PM (WzEOY)

192 The chase was a stolen vehicle with a woman driver and it stretched all the way over the Grapevine but as soon as she got over the pass, she turned around and went back south. She got far along until she spotted a spike strip (unconfirmed) which caused her to veer across 4 lanes of freeway in an attempt to take a transition ramp and she lost it and head on speared a guardrail at 100 mph and and rolled into a freeway pillar. The Helicopter view showed the first CHP officer jumping out of his unit running towards the wreak but jumping to the side as he saw what was to be her lower torso in a pile on the roadway.
________________

Yet another female driver story.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 10:49 PM (YqDXo)

193 I want plain, unsalted butter. How could butter possibly need any extra flavoring?
Posted by: Emmie
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Definitely butter off without the extra ingredients.

Posted by: scampydog at October 23, 2024 10:49 PM (41CYW)

194 Speaking of butter, I have been unable to find unsalted butter in the stores that does not contain extra ingredients, "natural flavors", but I can find salted butter that contains only butter and salt.

I want plain, unsalted butter. How could butter possibly need any extra flavoring?
Posted by: Emmie


The other crap is cheaper by weight/volume than butter?

And reacts poorly with salt?

Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2024 10:49 PM (DgGvY)

195 "He will also be worse than Hitler, and a threat to democracy.

Every. Four. Years"


The Democrats are currently touting the advice of former assistant Hitler Cheney right now.

It is to laugh...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2024 10:49 PM (oZhjI)

196 186 Did somebody mention blueberry pie???
Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2024 10:47 PM (W/lyH)

Nah, just your imagination.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 23, 2024 10:50 PM (QXQ4l)

197 Take a look at the images below, shared to X by Kunce
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Kunce? Not Cox?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 10:51 PM (YqDXo)

198 I go to Tracer Joe's about once a month, which is about 20 miles from home. I stock up on butter and scotch as both are much cheaper there than where I usually shop.

I always get a "look' from the clerk. I just say, "Party". Gets a laugh usually but an occasional request for an invitation as well.

Posted by: javems at October 23, 2024 10:51 PM (8I4hW)

199 I want plain, unsalted butter. How could butter possibly need any extra flavoring?
Posted by: Emmie
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Definitely butter off without the extra ingredients.

Posted by: scampydog at October 23, 2024 10:49 PM (41CYW)
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At the margarine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 10:51 PM (YqDXo)

200 Literal Witches are complaining on Reddit that they are trying to launch demonic attacks against Trump, but "he seems to have some kind of protection around him."

https://is.gd/NOMKga

Link to X.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 23, 2024 10:52 PM (8XYYe)

201 The chase was a stolen vehicle with a woman driver and it stretched all the way over the Grapevine but as soon as she got over the pass, she turned around and went back south. She got far along until she spotted a spike strip (unconfirmed) which caused her to veer across 4 lanes of freeway in an attempt to take a transition ramp and she lost it and head on speared a guardrail at 100 mph and and rolled into a freeway pillar. The Helicopter view showed the first CHP officer jumping out of his unit running towards the wreak but jumping to the side as he saw what was to be her lower torso in a pile on the roadway.
________________

Yet another female driver story.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 10:49 PM (YqDXo)

What’s ironic is the car ended up perfectly paralleled parked .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 23, 2024 10:52 PM (D6PGr)

202 They had a Trudeau target in the urinal. Yee-haw!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Was he wearing blackface, the Ali Baba costume?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2024 10:52 PM (0Htd1)

203 I voted for Hitler more than once now and I still haven't been issued a snappy uniform. Worst Hitler in the long history of Hitlers.

Posted by: Mustache Enjoyer at October 23, 2024 10:53 PM (nLy2O)

204 I assume Minot AFB is still in operation?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 23, 2024 10:53 PM (sAmhv)

205 Where I am currently working near Van Nuys Airport...down the street, there is a TESLA service center...directly across the street is a parked Tesla in rough shape with windows missing and no less than 8 bullet holes across the driver's door.

What gives?

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 23, 2024 10:53 PM (TDvv2)

206 Britain is gay and also a conduit for our own crooked intelligence agencies' illegal excesses. Their leaders ought to be hanged alongside our own.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2024 10:53 PM (7oYYI)

207 102...
This story may be bait. Dems better not touch it. Let media and LE look into it. it smells like a Karl Rove stunt to me.

Karl Rove? They're living in 2002?

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 23, 2024 10:53 PM (Rbu5d)

208 198 I go to Tracer Joe's about once a month, which is about 20 miles from home. I stock up on butter and scotch as both are much cheaper there than where I usually shop.

Posted by: javems at October 23, 2024 10:51 PM


You can go to Walmart and get a big bag of candy where they have already combined those two ingredients for you!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 23, 2024 10:53 PM (HlyYF)

209 As we discussed last night here at ONT, Kunce has had a distinguished military career. He's not a poseur fraud like aWalz.

(I already voted for Hawley. Just saying.)

Posted by: mnw at October 23, 2024 10:54 PM (NLIak)

210 Great description, a sleeveless vest. Because a vest with sleeves is no longer a vest.
Posted by: Mark in SC at October 23, 2024 10:49 PM (WzEOY)

Whatabout a sleeveless blanket?

Posted by: Snuggie*Original (As Seen On TV) at October 23, 2024 10:54 PM (Aqu9a)

211 And every 4 years the prior "hitler" will now be redeemed and the current one is way way worse than that last guy ever was. That last guy... at least you could work with him. Not this new guy - he's the worst hitler ever! Until next time.

Posted by: 496 at October 23, 2024 10:46 PM (4csOi)
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Proof positive that Democrat voters are stupid twats, not all of whom actually have twats, mind you.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 10:54 PM (YqDXo)

212 95 For future reference, the main sail is the one you didn't buy from Napoleon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2024 10:11 PM (kbyy+)

That is good information to have. I will note it on my PDA.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 23, 2024 10:22 PM (jle4A)
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That PDA, you didn't buy it from Shahmed in Hungary right? Did they offer you a pager on special?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il radio e piccolo at October 23, 2024 10:54 PM (i0xsb)

213 >>> 185 Speaking of butter, I have been unable to find unsalted butter in the stores that does not contain extra ingredients, "natural flavors", but I can find salted butter that contains only butter and salt.

I want plain, unsalted butter. How could butter possibly need any extra flavoring?
Posted by: Emmie at October 23, 2024 10:47 PM (Sf2cq)

Most grocery store butter includes food coloring of some sort to make it the expected shade of yellow, since cows are usually inside ludicrous size barns eating feed instead of grazing on pasture. Kerrygold is pricy because amongst other things it doesn't need added shit for the coloring. I've seen other similar brands popping up, plus there's a general store nearby recommended by my neighbor that I still have not gotten around to checking out.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 23, 2024 10:55 PM (FnneF)

214 The Democrats are currently touting the advice of former assistant Hitler Cheney right now.

It is to laugh...
Posted by: 18-1

Not ONE of these clowns went in front of the cameras the next freaking day to denounce this behavior.
Guess they were all for Hitler as long as he was paying their salaries.
Despise, hate, loathe, rage at those worthless fucks.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2024 10:55 PM (vJiyU)

215 What’s ironic is the car ended up perfectly paralleled parked .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
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And this is a fine example of why I love this place.

Posted by: scampydog at October 23, 2024 10:55 PM (41CYW)

216 204 I assume Minot AFB is still in operation?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 23, 2024 10:53 PM


Not sure. The new DEI hires may be so incompetent that it has crashed into a reef and sunk.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 23, 2024 10:55 PM (HlyYF)

217 108 Yes, AZ, you can mix up your own. But a jug of Gatorade is cheap and pre-mixed, and, the average person has 50-50 odds of managing to cross-thread a hot dog. Don't overcomplicate matters over a buck or two!
Posted by: Locarno at October 23, 2024 10:25 PM (aQ6iI)

There's also pedialite, dr, in little packets. It's good to have on hand, doesn't spoil like the bottled stuff does. It's good for adults, too.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 23, 2024 10:55 PM (Rbu5d)

218 >>> 205 Where I am currently working near Van Nuys Airport...down the street, there is a TESLA service center...directly across the street is a parked Tesla in rough shape with windows missing and no less than 8 bullet holes across the driver's door.

What gives?
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 23, 2024 10:53 PM (TDvv2)

Elon is Batman???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 23, 2024 10:57 PM (FnneF)

219 Britain is gay and also a conduit for our own crooked intelligence agencies' illegal excesses. Their leaders ought to be hanged alongside our own.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2024 10:53 PM (7oYYI)
_______________

I just flew in from Dallas, and the person sitting next to me was watching "Heartstoppers," a nauseating story of Brit public school faggots. I assumed it was a documentary.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 10:57 PM (YqDXo)

220 Better late than never - right?

right?


right????





dayum......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 23, 2024 10:57 PM (QGaXH)

221 Was he wearing blackface, the Ali Baba costume?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2024 10:52 PM (0Htd1)

No, just his normal smarmy face.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2024 10:58 PM (QyYPU)

222 I looked up the "Blue Wave" spell the left is touting and...wow. Talk about low energy they don't even chant in Latin or cook a cat.

They do seem to be praying to RBG and Elijah Cummings though which well, I'm guessing the two of them have their own "lake of fire" problems to deal with at the moment.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2024 10:58 PM (oZhjI)

223 148 Hop on the auto train to DC tomorrow.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

Sounds better than an electric ferryboat.

Posted by: Hovercraft Sales and Service at October 23, 2024 10:59 PM (nS6qG)

224 Most grocery store butter includes food coloring of some sort to make it the expected shade of yellow, since cows are usually inside ludicrous size barns eating feed instead of grazing on pasture. Kerrygold is pricy because amongst other things it doesn't need added shit for the coloring. I've seen other similar brands popping up, plus there's a general store nearby recommended by my neighbor that I still have not gotten around to checking out.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Growing up we bought raw milk, mom would spoon off the cream and put it in a mason jar. My job was to shake that thing while vegging in front of the TV and after a while....presto chango, butter!

Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2024 10:59 PM (vJiyU)

225 Did somebody mention blueberry pie???
Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2024 10:47 PM (W/lyH)

Nah, just your imagination.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 23, 2024 10:50 PM (QXQ4l)
***

Well...damn.

*kicks dirt*

Blueberry pie is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2024 10:59 PM (W/lyH)

226 Been thinking about Vic all day

He lived for a while in the East bay

Used to ride a motorcycle like me

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2024 10:59 PM (RIvkX)

227 119...Finish Line's Apple-a-Day Electrolyte powder comes in a five pound, red tub, and you can get it at Tractor Supply.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2024 10:27 PM (D7oie)

Perfect partner to the horse dewormer, when you get the coof!
[see also: Anne Barnhardt's site on how to use the dreaded horse dewormer.]

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 23, 2024 11:00 PM (Rbu5d)

228 Growing up we bought raw milk, mom would spoon off the cream and put it in a mason jar. My job was to shake that thing while vegging in front of the TV and after a while....presto chango, butter!
Posted by: Some Rat
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I knew the Shake Weight had to be a Moron invention.

Posted by: scampydog at October 23, 2024 11:00 PM (41CYW)

229 I looked up the "Blue Wave" spell the left is touting and...wow. Talk about low energy they don't even chant in Latin or cook a cat.
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They leave that to the Haitians, and other lower primates.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 11:00 PM (YqDXo)

230 Everything coming out of former Climate Czar John Kerry's mouth is pure unadulterated horseshit, and his face is something only his momma could love.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 23, 2024 11:01 PM (fY84s)

231 As we discussed last night here at ONT, Kunce has had a distinguished military career. He's not a poseur fraud like aWalz.

(I already voted for Hawley. Just saying.)

Posted by: mnw at October 23, 2024 10:54 PM (NLIak)

Distinguished by what, exactly? Clearly not marksmanship. Do they award ribbons for sucking dick?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2024 11:02 PM (QyYPU)

232 Speaking of earworms, we've apparently influenced Pooky's niece enough that she was singing along to an Inuyasha opening we had on in the car. We'll make an otaku out of her yet!

Posted by: pookysgirl only ever does the full version at October 23, 2024 11:02 PM (dtlDP)

233 My job was to shake that thing
Posted by: Some Rat


I wasn't at the MoMe, but I thought that was Doof's job.

Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2024 11:03 PM (DgGvY)

234 Growing up we bought raw milk, mom would spoon off the cream and put it in a mason jar. My job was to shake that thing while vegging in front of the TV
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She figured it was a well-practiced motion for a teenaged boy? Which, of course, it was.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 11:03 PM (YqDXo)

235 Reading the Kunse's bio he was a JAG. Wonder how many GIs he sent to prison for killing jihadis?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2024 11:04 PM (oZhjI)

236 Everything coming out of former Climate Czar John Kerry's mouth is pure unadulterated horseshit, and his face is something only his momma could love.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

Why are the uber rich the most vocal commies?
Do they not read history?

Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2024 11:04 PM (vJiyU)

237 124
Minot is not a real place.

Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2024 10:27 PM (DgGvY)
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Just a minute, it might be a minute place but the minuteness of Minot is not in dispute, and it's logged in the meeting's minutes.

Posted by: Ciampino - a minor minority of miners at October 23, 2024 11:04 PM (i0xsb)

238 It has finally cooled down here to the point where I feel compelled to kick on the heated mattress pad before I crawl into bed. Now all I want to do is hibernate, and it's just past 8:00 PM here on the left coast.

Posted by: PabloD at October 23, 2024 11:04 PM (P+5iz)

239 Hmm, I am trying to decipher what these code words mean?

"Pizza Boxes" and "Plastic".

Concerned Citizen
@BGatesIsaPyscho
“Imma need you to get rid of all the Pizza boxes”

“Make sure you recycle all the Plastic like we talked about”

Leaked P Diddy call discussing ‘Pizza’

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 23, 2024 11:05 PM (TGPs7)

240 Distinguished by what, exactly? Clearly not marksmanship. Do they award ribbons for sucking dick?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2024 11:02 PM (QyYPU)
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And "distinguished" by comparison with what? Timpon Walz?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 11:05 PM (YqDXo)

241 56 Man they are throwing shit against the wall at a furious rate.
Me thinks a little panic is setting in.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2024 10:12 PM (vJiyU)

Before this is over I expect Judge Merchan to haul Trump into court, claim he violated one of his BS gag orders (which I think are still in effect) and toss him in jail......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 23, 2024 11:05 PM (QGaXH)

242 This is kinda fun:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Gq3cMkSDUb0

Posted by: Emmie at October 23, 2024 11:06 PM (Sf2cq)

243 Leaked P Diddy call discussing ‘Pizza’

The FNM claimed up and down when the Clinton's were discussing CP and the like they literally just meant pizza...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2024 11:06 PM (oZhjI)

244 I;m not going to play run & fetch.

Wiki covers LTC Kunce' USMC military career, if anyone wants to read it.

Can't find anything in there about him sucking dicks.

Posted by: mnw at October 23, 2024 11:07 PM (NLIak)

245 126
I was thinking the same thing. Unless they're going for the 'reporters aren't people' angle.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 23, 2024 10:29 PM (s9EYN)
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You mean 'No people were hurt, just a reporter.'

Like that LA headline "Two Americans and a Californian were killed when ......"

Posted by: Ciampino - we are not all here at October 23, 2024 11:07 PM (i0xsb)

246 Can't find anything in there about him sucking dicks.

Technically neither does Kamala Harris or Liberace's wiki pages either

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2024 11:08 PM (oZhjI)

247 MisHum, re the Manassas video of "It Doesn't Matter" -

Manassas was a little before my time. I'm only familiar with Firefall's 1976 cover of this song

https://tinyurl.com/3x3k6b7n

Firefall's lead vocalist, Rick Roberts, co-wrote the song with Stills and Chris Hillman. I don't believe Roberts was ever a member of Manassas. There was quite a lot of rock-country music made in LA in the mid-Seventies, with Hillman, Furay, Souther, and other name talent and session musicians writing songs, forming short-lived bands, and recording and touring with each other. And there were the Eagles. And before them the Flying Burrito Brothers. Somehow I never discovered Manassas and I need to give them a listen.

If I hadn't gone to college in Tucson in the mid-late Seventies I may never have heard any of the 70s LA rock-country music other than the Eagles. The other bands got a lot of air-play on Tuscon album rock FM stations, helped by Linda Ronstadt being from Tucson.

Posted by: Christine Blasy Ford (DiFi's staff helped me a lot but don't tell anyone!) at October 23, 2024 11:08 PM (aBgBM)

248 Just a minute, it might be a minute place but the minuteness of Minot is not in dispute, and it's logged in the meeting's minutes.

Posted by: Ciampino - a minor minority of miners at October 23, 2024 11:04 PM (i0xsb)
________________

Fun fact (I think): "Minute" as a unit of time was originally pronounced "mi-noot," which makes sense.

As time-keeping became more precise, the need arose for a smaller unit, which became known as the "second mi-noot," later abbreviated to the "second."

Now this could all be horseshit, but I have read such from sources that were not obviously satirical.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 11:08 PM (YqDXo)

249 Just dropping in for this quick comment on the nororvirus story.

Item: article says that the virus costs the UK "£100 million every year"

Item: Norovirus immunity only lasts a few months from infection, probably less from any vaccine, best case


Prediction: UK plans to spend at least £10 billion a year on the vaccine. Not counting adverse reactions.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 23, 2024 11:08 PM (li9mC)

250 Wow reading Kunce's bio on wiki what a vile piece of shit he is.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2024 11:09 PM (oZhjI)

251 Can't find anything in there about him sucking dicks.

Posted by: mnw at October 23, 2024 11:07 PM (NLIak)

So you can't find any evidence of "distinguished" history in his career. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2024 11:09 PM (QyYPU)

252 Kerry doesn't bother me much, given that he's a washed up, has-been politician who can't influence much of anything, these days.

What bothers me is the amount of money he's making. People throw millions of dollars at a roughly modified catcher's mitt full of botulism toxin... for what?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2024 11:10 PM (7oYYI)

253 Yikes! Off disgusting Christine Blasey Ford sock!!!!!!!

Posted by: Gref at October 23, 2024 11:10 PM (aBgBM)

254 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at October 23, 2024 11:10 PM (kSlmq)

255 181...And every 4 years the prior "hitler" will now be redeemed and the current one is way way worse than that last guy ever was. That last guy... at least you could work with him. Not this new guy - he's the worst hitler ever! Until next time.
Posted by: 496 at October 23, 2024 10:46 PM (4csOi)

Vance in 4 years,..

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 23, 2024 11:10 PM (Rbu5d)

256 You mean 'No people were hurt, just a reporter.'

Like that LA headline "Two Americans and a Californian were killed when ......"

Posted by: Ciampino - we are not all here at October 23, 2024 11:07 PM (i0xsb)
246 Can't find anything in there about him sucking dicks.
____________

Per Jill Leovy's "Ghettocide," LA cops refer to black gang shootings as NHI. "No humans involved."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 11:11 PM (YqDXo)

257 ZZ Top: Who knew this level of sophistication could come from Houston?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 23, 2024 11:11 PM (fY84s)

258 NASA Spaceship streaking through Space out of control.

https://tinyurl.com/yn8k8ctp

Posted by: Ciampino - Little Green Men hardest hit at October 23, 2024 11:11 PM (i0xsb)

259 In the Darker State/Breakaway Civilization parlance, I know "gold" means those who have been human trafficked.

And we all know who the biggest human traffickers on the Planet are? The Vatican of course.

No, the CIA.

You also have to give them kudos for doing a hell of a job controlling the Drug Trade.

Sometimes, you wonder if Vietnam and Afghani Wars were more to cut the French and others out of the Drug Trafficking profits than actually fighting against Communists or Jihadis...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 23, 2024 11:12 PM (TGPs7)

260 Kerry doesn't bother me much, given that he's a washed up, has-been politician who can't influence much of anything, these days.
______________

Kerry, ne "Kohn"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 11:12 PM (YqDXo)

261 Norovirus is not fun and is highly communicable.

Noro is more than just "sick"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2024 11:12 PM (RIvkX)

262 FACT CHECK: There is no evidence to support the claim that Liberace ever sucked a dick.

Posted by: The NY Times at October 23, 2024 11:12 PM (kbyy+)

263 I voted for Hitler more than once now and I still haven't been issued a snappy uniform. Worst Hitler in the long history of Hitlers.
Posted by: Mustache Enjoyer

Wait - are we the baddies?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2024 11:13 PM (WXNFJ)

264 I wasn't at the MoMe, but I thought that was Doof's job.

Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2024 11:03 PM


I'm glad you were there in spirit, mikeski!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 23, 2024 11:13 PM (HlyYF)

265 RIP. Tarzan star Ron Ely dead at 86: Actor's daughter confirms his passing.

https://mol.im/a/13993973

Posted by: Ciampino - Don't know if I ever saw him at October 23, 2024 11:13 PM (i0xsb)

266 My job was to shake that thing
Posted by: Some Rat

I wasn't at the MoMe, but I thought that was Doof's job.
Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2024 11:03 PM (DgGvY)


Can confirm!
Hello all!

Posted by: Doof at October 23, 2024 11:14 PM (Nurpx)

267 190 My Question to VP Harris is the following...

Based on the fact that Trump is a Nazi, Communist, Skunk, Rascal, Hitler, Stalin, Ho Chi Minh, Mao, Caligula, Fidel Castro, Xi, Kim Jong Un, the devil, Charles Mansen, Freddie Krugger, The Devil, Nero, Mussolini, Tojo, Mammon, Jeffery Dalmer, and Pol Pot how was your middle class childhood under the evil and disgusting Republican President Reagan ???????

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at October 23, 2024 10:49 PM (1t11C)


Wolf, ask her how she managed to live through Reagan's thermonuclear World Wars III and IV, and the long nuclear winter's after each.

Posted by: Gref at October 23, 2024 11:14 PM (aBgBM)

268 You also have to give them kudos for doing a hell of a job controlling the Drug Trade.

Sometimes, you wonder if Vietnam and Afghani Wars were more to cut the French and others out of the Drug Trafficking profits than actually fighting against Communists or Jihadis...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 23, 2024 11:12 PM (TGPs7)
__________________

Singapore has draconian penalties for drug trafficking because it is the obvious transit point for drugs out of the Golden Triangle.

Surprisingly, it has no drug problem at all. Singapore don't play.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 11:16 PM (YqDXo)

269 5 Gol Dang this quote is Benjamin Franklin class!!!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 23, 2024 11:16 PM (9Eb7X)

270 Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

No they don't.

Posted by: e jean carrol at October 23, 2024 11:16 PM (vJiyU)

271 Poop I meant 4..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 23, 2024 11:17 PM (9Eb7X)

272 Howdy Doof!

Still on the road enjoying life?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 23, 2024 11:17 PM (HlyYF)

273 No they don't.

Posted by: e jean carrol at October 23, 2024 11:16 PM (vJiyU)

Hah!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2024 11:17 PM (QyYPU)

274 Unlike Hunter, MisHum picked up his computer from the shop.

Probably even paid.

Posted by: Miklos so notes at October 23, 2024 11:17 PM (FRB3p)

275 The Devil, Nero, Mussolini, Tojo, Mammon, Jeffery Dalmer, and Pol Pot how was your middle class childhood under the evil and disgusting Republican President Reagan ???????

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The most horrible thing that I remember from the Reagan era is how Ed Asner kept throwing the poor black people off his boat.

Just dark times, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2024 11:18 PM (kbyy+)

276 196 186 Did somebody mention blueberry pie???
Posted by: Diogenes
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I found my thrill in blueberry pie
_not Fats Domino

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2024 11:18 PM (l7fPC)

277 How can Trump be simultaneously a Russian agent *and* and admirer of Nazi generals.

Considering the Russians and the Nazis hated each other that strikes me as rather contradictory.

Guys? I'm starting to think every bad thing they say about Trump might be bullshit.

Posted by: Robert at October 23, 2024 11:18 PM (ko1nU)

278 Prediction: UK plans to spend at least £10 billion a year on the vaccine. Not counting adverse reactions.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 23, 2024 11:08 PM (li9mC)
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Good. Let's experiment on the Brits. Maybe the vaccine will even improve dental health. Or not. I'm good either way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 11:19 PM (YqDXo)

279 Can confirm!
Hello all!
Posted by: Doof

Freiherr von Doofenstein!

Posted by: Miklos von un zu Miklostein at October 23, 2024 11:20 PM (FRB3p)

280 The most horrible thing that I remember from the Reagan era is how Ed Asner kept throwing the poor black people off his boat.

Just dark times, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2024 11:18 PM (kbyy+)
_________________

Shouldn't that be "darkie" times?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 11:20 PM (YqDXo)

281 Howdy Doof!

Still on the road enjoying life?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 23, 2024 11:17 PM (HlyYF)


Yo, PI!!
Yes sir, still on the road. Arrived in Tybee Island, Georgia today. First time here. Will NOT be my last. Wow this place is sooooo nice!

Posted by: Doof at October 23, 2024 11:20 PM (Nurpx)

282 Bono (the U2 guy, not Sonny) said he'll drive his car off a cliff if Trump wins. I'm thinking of sending him a nice topo map.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 23, 2024 11:20 PM (lUFok)

283 Considering the Russians and the Nazis hated each other that strikes me as rather contradictory.

Guys? I'm starting to think every bad thing they say about Trump might be bullshit.

Posted by: Robert at October 23, 2024 11:18 PM (ko1nU)

They were cooperating quite amicably on the dismemberment of Poland, until Hitler stabbed Stalin in the back.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2024 11:20 PM (QyYPU)

284 Disturbing new twist in horror death of Walmart worker, 19, 'baked to death' in industrial oven

https://mol.im/a/13992899

(Are they keeping that oven or is it going to be scrapped?)

Posted by: Ciampino - a minor minority of minors at October 23, 2024 11:21 PM (i0xsb)

285 Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
_________________

Racist. White supremacy comin' and goin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 11:21 PM (YqDXo)

286 Hello all!
Posted by: Doof

Freiherr von Doofenstein!
Posted by: Miklos von un zu Miklostein at October 23, 2024 11:20 PM (FRB3p)


Miklos!! Good evening sir!!

Posted by: Doof at October 23, 2024 11:21 PM (Nurpx)

287 Well, the machinists union rejected Boeing's latest offer. My son voted for the contract. But 65% against.

I don't see a winner in this.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2024 11:21 PM (SUzr1)

288
And while we're at it, Brits, shitcan those ridiculous wigs your judges and lawyers wear in court. They look like janitors' mops placed on your heads.

How can they go to bat without their Rumpole hat?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2024 11:22 PM (63Dwl)

289 216 204 I assume Minot AFB is still in operation?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 23, 2024 10:53 PM

Not sure. The new DEI hires may be so incompetent that it has crashed into a reef and sunk.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
..................
Don't be so harsh. It takes a certain skill set just to find a reef in North Dakota.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 23, 2024 11:22 PM (sAmhv)

290 Can't find anything in there about him sucking dicks.
Posted by: mnw at October 23, 2024 11:07 PM (NLIak)


check the edits

Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2024 11:22 PM (D7oie)

291 They were cooperating quite amicably on the dismemberment of Poland, until Hitler stabbed Stalin in the back.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2024 11:20 PM (QyYPU)
________________

You've got to laugh. It's incredible that either of those bastards trusted the other for a nanosecond.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 11:22 PM (YqDXo)

292 until Hitler stabbed Stalin in the back.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2024 11:20 PM (QyYPU)

I kind of assume that was the plan all along. :B

I mean, if you can't trust Hitler who can you trust, right? Right? Riiiiiiiight?!?

Posted by: Robert at October 23, 2024 11:22 PM (ko1nU)

293 I liked Ron Ely. He was very fit and attractive and seemed to be a real person. I had kind of forgotten about Ron's son killing Ron's wife and in turn, the son being shot by cops. Must have been hard to live with that memory and loss.

Posted by: The Night of the Grizzly at October 23, 2024 11:23 PM (nS6qG)

294 I don't see a winner in this.
Posted by: nurse ratched

South Carolina or Texas.
(and it will definitely suck for Seattle)

Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2024 11:23 PM (vJiyU)

295 282 Bono (the U2 guy, not Sonny) said he'll drive his car off a cliff if Trump wins. I'm thinking of sending him a nice topo map.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 23, 2024 11:20 PM (lUFok)
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That Alaska shindig where cars got over a cliff. Perfect for him.

Posted by: Ciampino - a minor minority of minor miners at October 23, 2024 11:23 PM (i0xsb)

296 Well, the machinists union rejected Boeing's latest offer. My son voted for the contract. But 65% against.

I don't see a winner in this.
Posted by: nurse ratched

We can

Posted by: Airbus at October 23, 2024 11:23 PM (FRB3p)

297
Well, the machinists union rejected Boeing's latest offer. My son voted for the contract. But 65% against.

I don't see a winner in this.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Airbus?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2024 11:25 PM (63Dwl)

298 The miracle newborn who survived after mother fell 90ft to her death from tenth floor window: Grieving daughter shares photo of baby 'Posie' in hospital - as tragic mum's last post is revealed

https://mol.im/a/13992407

Posted by: Ciampino - grow up with a fear of falling? at October 23, 2024 11:25 PM (i0xsb)

299 You've got to laugh. It's incredible that either of those bastards trusted the other for a nanosecond.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 11:22 PM (YqDXo)

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It worked out for Stalin. He had enough time to kill off nearly the entire officer corps of the Polish Army, not to mention a lot of other undesirables.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2024 11:26 PM (kbyy+)

300 >>>Bono (the U2 guy, not Sonny) said he'll drive his car off a cliff if Trump wins. I'm thinking of sending him a nice topo map.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310

>This Irish cocksucker should have been driven off of a cliff when his momma's water burst.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 23, 2024 11:27 PM (fY84s)

301 Ahoy, morons.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 23, 2024 11:27 PM (gt9Sz)

302 CNN's Clarissa Ward and team held captive by militia in Darfur

https://mol.im/a/13992467

Daf*%k

Posted by: Ciampino - what headlines? at October 23, 2024 11:27 PM (i0xsb)

303 Years ago, I would go to Trader Joe's on a Saturday after work (if I went in). I'd get several bags of fruit. Got the same question every time -- "Making smoothies?" Nah, I just like fruit. Finally one time I said, no, I'm getting very stoned tonight and this is what I like to eat. That and their pre-cooked, grass-fed sliced beef. That stuff is delicious.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 23, 2024 11:27 PM (KAi1n)

304 Kamala Harris Rejects Religious Exemptions for Abortion Laws: ‘That Cannot be Negotiable’

The Democratic nominee made the comments in a Tuesday interview when NBC News’ Hallie Jackson asked Harris “what concessions would be on the table” when considering federal laws on abortion and specifically whether she would consider “religious exemptions.”

“I don’t think we should be making concessions when we’re talking about a fundamental freedom to make decisions about your own body,” Harris responded.

Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2024 11:28 PM (GITLP)

305 The most horrible thing that I remember from the Reagan era is how Ed Asner kept throwing the poor black people off his boat.
_______________

They refused to shave his back?

Joke heard from a very dear - and very Jewish - friend of mine:

"A Jewish genie grants a black man three wishes, and the black man's last one is 'Ah wants to be white, and surrounded by pussy."

Poof! The black man becomes a tampon.

Moral: "whenever a Jew does a favor for a black man, there's always a string attached."

I denounce myself, although I'm just repeating his joke.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 11:28 PM (YqDXo)

306 282 Bono (the U2 guy, not Sonny) said he'll drive his car off a cliff if Trump wins. I'm thinking of sending him a nice topo map.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
..............
He didn't say he'd be in the car though. Sneaky Irishman.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 23, 2024 11:28 PM (sAmhv)

307 292
It's a beautiful day.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 23, 2024 11:29 PM (9Eb7X)

308 Finally one time I said, no, I'm getting very stoned tonight and this is what I like to eat. That and their pre-cooked, grass-fed sliced beef. That stuff is delicious.
Posted by: SFGoth

Did you also sell it by having 2 gal of ice cream and 5 bags of chips?

Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2024 11:29 PM (vJiyU)

309 140 Every 4 years the Republican candidate for President will be accused of some sexual misconduct

He will also be worse than Hitler, and a threat to democracy.

Every. Four. Years.

Presidential years are America at its worst, and getting uglier every cycle.
Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2024 10:33 PM (/7KEl)

And if he manages to 'beat the cheat' and be elected anyway, he'll be depicted as lazy, evil and dumber than a tree stump for the whole 4 years, while the Democrat winner is depicted as bold, courageous, highly intelligent 'the lights are on late again in the west wing as the new president holds late night college dorm-like strategy sessions... with interns..."

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 23, 2024 11:30 PM (QGaXH)

310 “I don’t think we should be making concessions when we’re talking about a fundamental freedom to make decisions about your own body,” Harris responded.
______________

Any thoughts on the draft, Kalamari?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 11:30 PM (YqDXo)

311
I don't see a winner in this.
Posted by: nurse ratched`
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Lockheed make airplanes anymore? L1011 was OK.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2024 11:30 PM (l7fPC)

312 Bono should go back to Ireland where his fortune will be employed for building renewable energy facilities and settling economic migrants on small Irish communities.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2024 11:31 PM (D7oie)

313 Every 4 years the Republican candidate for President will be accused of some sexual misconduct
______________

You'd think that that would endear him to the Democrats.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 11:31 PM (YqDXo)

314 Disturbing new twist in horror death of Walmart worker, 19, 'baked to death' in industrial oven

https://mol.im/a/13992899

(Are they keeping that oven or is it going to be scrapped?)

Posted by: Ciampino - a minor minority of minors at October 23, 2024 11:21 PM (i0xsb)

Sounds like murder to me. Was she going to marry some guy that her family disapproved of? There was a case in B.C. several decades ago, where a young Sikh couple married against the wishes of the woman's father. He sent them an electric kettle as a wedding present. She plugged it in, and the two pounds of dynamite stuffed in the bottom went off...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2024 11:31 PM (QyYPU)

315 Bono (the U2 guy, not Sonny) said he'll drive his car off a cliff if Trump wins. I'm thinking of sending him a nice topo map.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310

>This Irish cocksucker should have been driven off of a cliff when his momma's water burst.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 23, 2024 11:27 PM (fY84s

I still can’t that gay U2 album off my iPhone. Most overrated band imho. Not even the best Irish group.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 23, 2024 11:31 PM (D6PGr)

316 You've got to laugh. It's incredible that either of those bastards trusted the other for a nanosecond.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

They didn't. Hitler needed to not worry about the east while he went west and he also needed Soviet raw materials. Stalin wanted the west to wear Hitler down or defeat him and also needed the manufactured goods from Germany. The only question was the timing of the deal's breaking.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 23, 2024 11:32 PM (KAi1n)

317 He beats the cheat and wins they can depict him any way that
makes them feel comfortable for their days will be numbered.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2024 11:32 PM (l7fPC)

318 Stacy Dingbat made sure that her story was over the top by proclaiming it was obvious Trump and Epstein were really close friends. It’s interesting how her fantasy story never came up in 2016 or 2020. Wonder what she got paid for this tale?

Posted by: Jen the original at October 23, 2024 11:32 PM (6QFUr)

319 Any thoughts on the draft, Kalamari?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Vaccine mandates?

Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2024 11:32 PM (vJiyU)

320 >>>“I don’t think we should be making concessions when we’re talking about a fundamental freedom to make decisions about your own body,” Harris responded.
______________

Any thoughts on the draft, Kalamari?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

>This is certainly one of the stupidest things things I've heard since the last time Kamala opened her cockhole.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 23, 2024 11:33 PM (fY84s)

321 311
I don't see a winner in this.
Posted by: nurse ratched`
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Lockheed make airplanes anymore? L1011 was OK.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2024 11:30 PM (l7fPC)


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*ahem*

Posted by: Convair Corp. at October 23, 2024 11:33 PM (kbyy+)

322 She plugged it in, and the two pounds of dynamite stuffed in the bottom went off...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Really strict people. More than the Baptists.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2024 11:35 PM (l7fPC)

323 Posted by: SFGoth at October 23, 2024 11:32 PM (KAi1n)

The Soviet Union attacked Poland basically at the same time as Hitler did.

And we gave Stalin everything he wanted after the War.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 23, 2024 11:35 PM (D6PGr)

324 We were just in Dallas, and visited the W Presidential Museum.

In the replica Oval Office, I looked under the replica Resolute desk, and asked if that were Monica Lewinsky's station.

I then asked where Obama had stuck his stinking feet on the desk. (Since the Resolute was central to efforts to end the slave trade, i.e., cut into Democrat votes later.)

(Yeah, I know, it was a replica desk, but I was making a point.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 11:35 PM (YqDXo)

325 The Soviet Union attacked Poland basically at the same time as Hitler did.

And we gave Stalin everything he wanted after the War.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 23, 2024 11:35 PM (D6PGr)

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It was a little awkward at the Nuremberg trial when the war crime defendants would keep bringing up the Katyn Forest Massacre

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2024 11:37 PM (kbyy+)

326 Did you also sell it by having 2 gal of ice cream and 5 bags of chips?
Posted by: Some Rat

Yuck. No way.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 23, 2024 11:37 PM (KAi1n)

327 Convair Corp.:

In 1994, most of the company's divisions were sold by General Dynamics to McDonnell Douglas and Lockheed, with the remaining components deactivated in 1996.[1]

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2024 11:38 PM (l7fPC)

328 200 Literal Witches are complaining on Reddit that they are trying to launch demonic attacks against Trump, but "he seems to have some kind of protection around him."

https://is.gd/NOMKga

Link to X.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 23, 2024 10:52 PM (8XYYe)

Yeah...it's called GOD.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 23, 2024 11:38 PM (QGaXH)

329 Not even the best Irish group.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
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Never learned to dance either. Michael Flatley.

Posted by: Or Doof at October 23, 2024 11:38 PM (41CYW)

330 Really strict people. More than the Baptists.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2024 11:35 PM (l7fPC)

Honor killings are not the sole purview of muzzies, but I think the acceptance of the practice in the muzzie community did cause it to spread to the Sikhs and Hindus living under muzzie occupation.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2024 11:39 PM (QyYPU)

331 The Soviet Union attacked Poland basically at the same time as Hitler did.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

IIRC, about 3 weeks later.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 23, 2024 11:39 PM (KAi1n)

332 Not even the best Irish group.

Well, duh.

Posted by: my bloody valentine at October 23, 2024 11:39 PM (gKWVE)

333 Kunce has run & lost enough times now, I think that after '24, he'll be regarded as "perennial candidate Lance Kunce."

I contributed generously (by my modest standards) to Hawley when he took down former-U.S.-Senator-now-CNN-contributor Claire ("Sky Queen") McCaskill. But nothing this time, because I figured Hawley wouldn't need it.

Posted by: mnw at October 23, 2024 11:39 PM (NLIak)

334 Really strict people. More than the Baptists.
Posted by: Braenyard

Dancing is right out.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2024 11:40 PM (WXNFJ)

335 327 Convair Corp.:

In 1994, most of the company's divisions were sold by General Dynamics to McDonnell Douglas and Lockheed, with the remaining components deactivated in 1996.[1]
Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2024 11:38 PM (l7fPC)

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Dang. I was envisioning an efficient design where the airline passengers could disembark through bomb bay doors in the belly of the fuselage.

At low altitude, of course.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2024 11:40 PM (kbyy+)

336 I found out today that Fa

Posted by: Kamal Harris at October 23, 2024 11:41 PM (BSF0H)

337 Dang. I was envisioning an efficient design where the airline passengers could disembark through bomb bay doors in the belly of the fuselage.

At low altitude, of course.
Posted by: Cicero

we are interest

Posted by: AeroPinochet at October 23, 2024 11:41 PM (FRB3p)

338 Arkansas sitting on $150 BILLION reserve that could spark 'gold rush'

https://mol.im/a/13988211

Posted by: Ciampino - Clintons all ears at October 23, 2024 11:41 PM (i0xsb)

339 IIRC, about 3 weeks later.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 23, 2024 11:39 PM (KAi1n)

Closer to two weeks. 15 or 16 days later.

Main thing it was agreed upon .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 23, 2024 11:42 PM (D6PGr)

340 I found today that Farts are methane and that explains why Joe Biden smells funny all the time.

Posted by: Kamal Harris at October 23, 2024 11:42 PM (BSF0H)

341 338 Arkansas sitting on $150 BILLION
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Well, that let's the little guy out.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2024 11:43 PM (l7fPC)

342 Kunce has run & lost enough times now
________________

Even with the 19th Amendment? Does name recognition count for nothing anymore?

Posted by: Chris Coons at October 23, 2024 11:43 PM (YqDXo)

343 Arkansas sitting on $150 BILLION reserve that could spark 'gold rush'

https://mol.im/a/13988211
Posted by: Ciampino
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Wow, if map is accurate that is a sizeable lithium field.

Posted by: scampydog at October 23, 2024 11:44 PM (41CYW)

344 Time for PB&J.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2024 11:45 PM (l7fPC)

345 Disturbing new twist in horror death of Walmart worker, 19, 'baked to death' in industrial oven

https://mol.im/a/13992899

(Are they keeping that oven or is it going to be scrapped?)
Posted by: Ciampino - a minor minority of minors

Meh.
Keep it.
Cleaning is scheduled for January already.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 23, 2024 11:46 PM (/lPRQ)

346 The Soviet Union attacked Poland basically at the same time as Hitler did.

And we gave Stalin everything he wanted after the War.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


Including Poland.

Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2024 11:46 PM (DgGvY)

347
Do away with parents and let the state raise the kids.

________

Anyone's parents threaten to drop them off at the police station?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2024 11:47 PM (EsZUh)

348 Harold Stassen had good name rec. Doesn't help if people know who you are but think you're a joke.

Posted by: mnw at October 23, 2024 11:47 PM (NLIak)

349 I voted for Hitler more than once now and I still haven't been issued a snappy uniform. Worst Hitler in the long history of Hitlers. Posted by: Mustache Enjoyer

Sorry, best I can do is a Bolivian admiral's uniform.

Posted by: Paco at October 23, 2024 11:47 PM (njExo)

350 Not even the best Irish group.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
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Never learned to dance either. Michael Flatley.
Posted by: Or Doof at October 23, 2024 11:38 PM (41CYW)


Lol!!

Posted by: Doof at October 23, 2024 11:48 PM (Nurpx)

351 Michael Flatley is a very nice guy, but when he lived in the upstairs apartment...I'm still catching up on sleep.

Posted by: Miklos also developed tinnitus at October 23, 2024 11:50 PM (FRB3p)

352 Disturbing new twist in horror death of Walmart worker, 19, 'baked to death' in industrial oven

https://mol.im/a/13992899

(Are they keeping that oven or is it going to be scrapped?)
Posted by: Ciampino

Back in the prehistoric times, when a man fell into a ladle of molten steel (hey, it happens), they'd pour out the contents of the ladle into the scrap pile.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2024 11:51 PM (WXNFJ)

353 Is Trump a singing Hitler or a dancing Hitler?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2024 11:51 PM (63Dwl)

354 Arkansas sitting on $150 BILLION reserve that could spark 'gold rush'

https://mol.im/a/13988211

Posted by: Ciampino - Clintons all ears at October 23, 2024 11:41 PM (i0xsb)

First off: not "mining" as we know it. They are talking about extracting lithium from formation brines in an existing oil/gas producing formation. Same thing is being done in Saskatchewan.

Second: the figures being bandied around are very, very speculative. If it costs more to extract it from the brine than it can fetch on the market, it is worth exactly zero.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2024 11:51 PM (QyYPU)

355 And we gave Stalin everything he wanted after the War.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
_______________

You know what? I have mixed feelings about that. Stalin didn't give a shit about Russian lives, obviously. Americans, OTOH, did. Fighting the Soviets for Eastern Europe (not to mention Berlin) would have resulted in enormous American casualties.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 11:51 PM (YqDXo)

356 Trump is supposedly running ads on Philly hip hop & R&B radio stations.

I hope that's true.

I've never seen or heard a Trump ad on TV or radio.

Posted by: mnw at October 23, 2024 11:52 PM (NLIak)

357 343 Arkansas sitting on $150 BILLION reserve that could spark 'gold rush'

https://mol.im/a/13988211
Posted by: Ciampino
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Wow, if map is accurate that is a sizeable lithium field.

Posted by: scampydog at October 23, 2024 11:44 PM (41CYW)


20 quatloos that the Chinese bought the mineral rights for all of Arkansas for a pittance, 35 years ago. Thanks, Billy Jeff.

Posted by: Gref at October 23, 2024 11:53 PM (aBgBM)

358 I found today that Farts are methane and that explains why Joe Biden smells funny all the time.

Posted by: Kamal Harris at October 23, 2024 11:42 PM (BSF0H)

Pure methane is odorless, honey. Biden's farts smell bad because he is full of shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2024 11:54 PM (QyYPU)

359 20 quatloos that the Chinese bought the mineral rights for all of Arkansas for a pittance, 35 years ago. Thanks, Billy Jeff.

Posted by: Gref at October 23, 2024 11:53 PM (aBgBM)
_______________

Now all we need to do is nationalize the mineral rights, and give the slopes, what, $2.00 for the lot.

What are they going to do about it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 11:55 PM (YqDXo)

360 Great description, a sleeveless vest. Because a vest with sleeves is no longer a vest.
Posted by: Mark in SC at October 23, 2024 10:49 PM (WzEOY)

So would that make it a transvest?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at October 23, 2024 11:57 PM (lg881)

361 Pure methane is odorless, honey.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2024 11:54 PM (QyYPU)
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True dat. Can anyone explain to me why methane is a major greenhouse gas? It's oscillator strength in the IR is de minimis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 11:57 PM (YqDXo)

362 305 The most horrible thing that I remember from the Reagan era is how Ed Asner kept throwing the poor black people off his boat.
_______________

They refused to shave his back?

Joke heard from a very dear - and very Jewish - friend of mine:

"A Jewish genie grants a black man three wishes, and the black man's last one is 'Ah wants to be white, and surrounded by pussy."

Poof! The black man becomes a tampon.

Moral: "whenever a Jew does a favor for a black man, there's always a string attached."

I denounce myself, although I'm just repeating his joke.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2024 11:28 PM (YqDXo)
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Loved that and have already passed it on to a friend in England and one in Portugal (he's also a Brit), both schoolmates from Nairobi.
Say, do you now what is a cotton-picker?

A woman who has lost the string to her tampon.
(Hey, this is a typical schoolboy joke and they say when you get old you revert to a second childhood, right?)

Posted by: Ciampino - Jews tell the best Jewish jokes at October 23, 2024 11:59 PM (i0xsb)

363 362
Darn 'know'

Posted by: Ciampino - Jews tell the bestest Jewish jokes at October 24, 2024 12:00 AM (i0xsb)

364 PROJECTION: Former Obama Adviser Claims Trump is Going to Try to ‘Steal’ the 2024 Election
- Gateway

Arrest him! Arrest him now!
Insurrection!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 24, 2024 12:02 AM (/lPRQ)

365 Well, it's 11:00 here. Time for me to turn in. Still about 9 or 10 hours of driving to get home from here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2024 12:03 AM (QyYPU)

366 362 A woman who has lost the string to her tampon.
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You all think my jazz hands and me don't get these jokes? I will pull some strings, just you wait. Haterz.

Posted by: Tim Walz, pull my string at October 24, 2024 12:04 AM (41CYW)

367 Well, it's 11:00 here. Time for me to turn in. Still about 9 or 10 hours of driving to get home from here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Cripes sake, AOP. You live inside the Arctic Circle? Safe travels.

Posted by: scampydog at October 24, 2024 12:05 AM (41CYW)

368 At a Super 8 motel in Moose Jaw, SK. Room was reasonable. Went down to the lobby to get a soda from the vending machine...$3.75 Canuck bucks! Good thing we bought some Shiner Bock at Wally World in Minot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I see you were smart enough to smuggle in the beer.
I was sitting at the lounge bar at the Rio in Vegas last year with a $14 Jameson in front of me thinking that I hadn't been ripped off that badly since I ordered gin and tonic at a motel bar in Port Alberni. Ethanol taxes in The Great White North are Spaceballs ludicrous.
Bonus joke:
Q - Where's Moose Jaw?
A - About 10 yards north of a northbound moose's ass

Posted by: buddhaha at October 24, 2024 12:06 AM (d+HHB)

369 can you form some sort of primitive lathe?

OK, can you 3d print a lathe and fill it with concrete for stability?

youtu.be/6Js8erWbsDQ

Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2024 12:07 AM (D7oie)

370
Now all we need to do is nationalize the mineral rights, and give the slopes, what, $2.00 for the lot.

What are they going to do about it?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Take it to the world court!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 24, 2024 12:07 AM (63Dwl)

371 NEWS: Today in Samoa, President of Sierra Leone Julius Maada Bio explained how @Starlink is profoundly transformative: from eliminating corruption to rural inclusivity, education, healthcare, agriculture, etc. — Starlink is helping his country leapfrog into the future.
_x

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2024 12:08 AM (l7fPC)

372 From what I understand, the Roosevelt administration was riddled with Communists, including the Hillary of her time,
Eleanor (There should be a rule against cousin marriages).

Vice President Henry Wallace seemed to be an avowed communist and they dumped him for Truman, because he was so flaming about it.

And there's the mysterious death of Soviet pal FDR. Hard to believe after all we've learned, that the more conservative Deep State at the time, didn't take him out.

Truman, who may or may have not been a member of the KKK,
might be the worst of the bunch, if you look what he did in 1947...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 24, 2024 12:08 AM (TGPs7)

373 Hey Horde, Just got here, MisHum, I absolutely love that sign at the end. I feel like punching so many people in the mouth tonight. Election time in a blue state pushes my BP up 50 points at least. Stood on our bridge late afternoon, we are going to be there every day 'til election and if there is another cheat we shall still gather there until we are arrested.

Meanwhile I would like to devise some sort of mobile cat owner voting booth. My plan is to lure in the multitude of rainbow hued hairy lesbos with wire rimmed glasses into the van and allow them to vote for Kammy and then disappear the ballots.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 24, 2024 12:09 AM (Sgq8y)

374 347
Do away with parents and let the state raise the kids.

________

Anyone's parents threaten to drop them off at the police station?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2024 11:47 PM (EsZUh)

Not since they passed in 2016......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 24, 2024 12:09 AM (QGaXH)

375 Converted to Judaism just for the jokes!

https://youtu.be/JlQFP5HLqVU

Posted by: Another Seinfeld reference at October 24, 2024 12:11 AM (dg+HA)

376 Harris

Expanding SCOTUS is something "we can study."

Reparations "must be part of the conversation."

I'm pretty sure I know where the "studies" & "conversations" will lead.

Posted by: mnw at October 24, 2024 12:11 AM (NLIak)

377 Checking out political yard signs today. Spotted a good one — “Kamala Sucks”.

Posted by: French Jeton at October 24, 2024 12:12 AM (nqPiZ)

378 Any news/updates from ... about the hospital trip last night?

Posted by: scampydog at October 24, 2024 12:13 AM (41CYW)

379 Still somewhat pleased that even in 2024, after the jaw-dropping degradation of the country, the near collapse of the civic culture, and the full weaponization of ignorance within the populace, I can still be surprised.

The Hitler idiocy is, like almost everything now done by the racist-totalitarians (called, hilariously, "liberals" or "progressives" or "Democrats"), beyond parody.

I doubt even Gen. Kelly could name many Wehrmacht generals, or describe the actual history of their relationship with You Know Who.

Would Trump have been thinking of loyalty of the sort shown by Beck, Oster, Olbricht, von Tresckow, or Rommel? You know, the generals who plotted to remove him from office or kill him (some, more than one time)?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2024 12:13 AM (GcNJ2)

380 Now all we need to do is nationalize the mineral rights, and give the slopes, what, $2.00 for the lot.

What are they going to do about it?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Take it to the world court!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 24, 2024 12:07 AM (63Dwl)
_______________

Oh, shit, not the World Court!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 24, 2024 12:15 AM (YqDXo)

381 TUCKER: TRUMP'S GOING TO WIN—THE VIBE SHIFT IS TOO STRONG TO IGNORE

"I think Donald Trump’s going to win.

He’s ahead in all seven battleground states, and early voting favors him.

But more than that, you can feel the vibe shift—it’s the return of freedom, the return of the country you grew up in.

We can’t have another 2020 where facts were hidden and victory was claimed with billions of votes.

The vibe is too strong to ignore."

Source: @TrumpWarRoom @TuckerCarl

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2024 12:15 AM (l7fPC)

382 And there's the mysterious death of Soviet pal FDR. Hard to believe after all we've learned, that the more conservative Deep State at the time, didn't take him out.

Truman, who may or may have not been a member of the KKK,
might be the worst of the bunch, if you look what he did in 1947...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 24, 2024 12:08 AM (TGPs7)
_______________

Whoa. Dial that shit back.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 24, 2024 12:17 AM (YqDXo)

383 375 Converted to Judaism just for the jokes!

Posted by: Another Seinfeld reference at October 24, 2024 12:11 AM (dg+HA
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Great album "You Don't Have To Be Jewish". My favorite is 'A Call From Long Island'.

https://youtu.be/uil9jjO-EWQ

Posted by: Ciampino - Jews humor for the win at October 24, 2024 12:18 AM (i0xsb)

384 The vibe is too strong to ignore.
Source: @TrumpWarRoom @TuckerCarl
Posted by: Braenyard


That's what she said.

Posted by: mikeski at October 24, 2024 12:18 AM (DgGvY)

385 FDR was dying when he was elected the last time. Everyone inside knew it. His death was not mysterious, just too late to do any good.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2024 12:20 AM (D7oie)

386 Under FDR the Sec of the Treasury and I believe State.
Brain won't let me pull it up but (read it today). In 1999? the Verona? papers were released. They were Russian transmissions from 1946 forward.

McCarthy was not only correct he was an understatement.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2024 12:21 AM (l7fPC)

387 Wow Feds giving more money to illegals than Blacks now Negros jumping on the whitey Trump Train. Funny that. Choo Choo All Aboard goofy bastids it's about time!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 24, 2024 12:23 AM (9Eb7X)

388 Truman was a machine man and a hot head but he was 100% pro American.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2024 12:23 AM (l7fPC)

389 Your favorite President here.... I am Tan, rested, and ready to go again against Trump. Harris is so bad that I heard an Old guy 81 Y/O with Dementia is better than VP Joe Camel

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 24, 2024 12:24 AM (Mig/N)

390 Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2024 12:13 AM (GcNJ2)
_______________

Rhomboid, rhomboid, my brother, don't waste your time taking their shit seriously.

Everybody - including the Reds - knows it's crap just an attempt to sway the left half of the bell curve.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 24, 2024 12:25 AM (YqDXo)

391 Truman was a machine man and a hot head but he was 100% pro American.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2024 12:23 AM (l7fPC)
_______________

This is true. He was a product of the Pendergrast machine, but in his heart he was a loyal American.

Not everyone can say that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 24, 2024 12:27 AM (YqDXo)

392
We can’t have another 2020 where facts were hidden and victory was claimed with billions of votes.

Oh, why not?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 24, 2024 12:27 AM (63Dwl)

393 Meanwhile, in Russia:

The BRICS Summit kicks off today, as the heads of state who are not vassals to the US meet. All the bogeymen will be there; Putin, Xi, Ergodan, Maduro, etc.

Officially, one of the main topics will be establishing a payment system which is not tied to the US dollar.

Unofficially, there will be discussions about how to manage the shrinking of the Global American Empire.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 24, 2024 12:27 AM (Vegsu)

394 the left half of the bell curve.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Would like to see the left half turned into the flat vs. the bell. It'll take 3 cycles, 12 years of Trump/Vance/DeSantis, etc., to correct the trajectory. Not sure we will get that, but one can daydream.

Posted by: scampydog at October 24, 2024 12:28 AM (41CYW)

395 Under FDR the Sec of the Treasury and I believe State.
Brain won't let me pull it up but (read it today). In 1999? the Verona? papers were released. They were Russian transmissions from 1946 forward.
______________

SecTreas was Harry Dexter White, a Lithuanian Jew who was a Soviet agent while he was the lead negotiator at the Bretton Woods conference.

So ... no Soviet penetration at all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 24, 2024 12:30 AM (YqDXo)

396
All the bogeymen will be there; Putin, Xi, Ergodan, Maduro, etc.

KAOS

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 24, 2024 12:30 AM (63Dwl)

397 390 Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2024 12:13 AM (GcNJ2)
_______________

Rhomboid, rhomboid, my brother, don't waste your time taking their shit seriously.

Everybody - including the Reds - knows it's crap just an attempt to sway the left half of the bell curve.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 24, 2024 12:25 AM (YqDXo)

Yes...the silly season is upon us.....anything you hear from here on out is pure malarkey.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 24, 2024 12:31 AM (QGaXH)

398 OMG, that story about the solar powered German ferry is a hoot.

New fave word: "EuroPrat."

Posted by: Beverly at October 24, 2024 12:32 AM (Epeb0)

399 KAOS
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 24, 2024 12:30 AM (63Dwl)

A Delaware corporation.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 24, 2024 12:32 AM (0eaVi)

400 Would like to see the left half turned into the flat vs. the bell. It'll take 3 cycles, 12 years of Trump/Vance/DeSantis, etc., to correct the trajectory. Not sure we will get that, but one can daydream.

Posted by: scampydog at October 24, 2024 12:28 AM (41CYW)
________________

The problem is that the cognitively disenfranchised - i.e., the profoundly stupid - are too stupid to realize that they're profoundly stupid. The Dunning-Kruger effect. They think they're ahead of the pack, when in fact the pack has lapped them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 24, 2024 12:33 AM (YqDXo)

401 Ach, the Brits and their wearing of robes and perukes. It wprks for them somehow, but it's not an item that inspires adoption. Noted Hispanic rapper Alexander Hamilton wanted American Judges, all the way up to the U.S. Supreme Court. Thomas Jefferson hit him with a naw, we ain't doin' that, ain't nobody got time for that. Tom kept his pimp hand strong, and little Alex went on to annoy Aaron Burr to the extent that Burr popped a cap in him. This was immediately made into a Broadway production.

If you find the Brit choice of judicial dress a bit silly, check out the gear worn by the German Constitution Court, the closed to the USSC. It looks like an extremely gay conclave to choose the most fabbbulous next Cheir Justice. They do this with short red scullcaps that make it look like a Frisco cheese-makers convention.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at October 24, 2024 12:36 AM (egn/x)

402 Meanwhile, in Russia:

The BRICS Summit kicks off today, as the heads of state who are not vassals to the US meet. All the bogeymen will be there; Putin, Xi, Ergodan, Maduro, etc.

Officially, one of the main topics will be establishing a payment system which is not tied to the US dollar.
__________________

The Trumpian solution: crush all of their economies into the dirt. Every. Single. One. Make them bend the knee.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 24, 2024 12:37 AM (YqDXo)

403 and then disappear the ballots.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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We can make ballots reappear AND get the felon votes counted. Norm Coleman can explain.

Posted by: Al Unfunny Fat F*ck Franken at October 24, 2024 12:38 AM (41CYW)

404 The BRICS Summit kicks off today, as the heads of state who are not vassals to the US meet. All the bogeymen will be there; Putin, Xi, Ergodan, Maduro, etc.

Officially, one of the main topics will be establishing a payment system which is not tied to the US dollar.
____

Out on Manzanella Beach
G.I. romance with native peach
All night long, make tropic love
Next day, sit in hot sun and cool off

Drinkin' rum and Coca-Cola
Go down Point Koomahnah
Both mother and daughter
Workin' for the Yankee dollar
It's a fact, man, it's a fact

Rum and Coca-Cola
Rum and Coca-Cola
Workin' for the Yankee dollar

_It's all about the Benjamins

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2024 12:40 AM (l7fPC)

405 Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at October 24, 2024 12:36 AM (egn/x)
__________________

Your streak continues. This comment is less stupid and incoherent than most, a development that is to be lauded.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 24, 2024 12:40 AM (YqDXo)

406 the NW is seeing cases of scurvy, in, "Certain vulnerable populations".

Its a real problem in the Scallywag-American community

Posted by: azjaeger at October 24, 2024 12:40 AM (3/XaG)

407 The left is always accusing everyone of being Nazis. Remember that academic ponce who called people who had the temerity to be in the WTC on 9/11 "Little Eichmanns"? It' all a bad joke, made by people who'd put their own countrymen in camps on the flimsiest of excuses, like parading in a government building, the kind of building some on their side bombed in living memory. The correct response to their libel is, "Fuck off."

Posted by: Mustache Enjoyer at October 24, 2024 12:41 AM (y+qgR)

408 404 not sure if what you were going for, but sang that in my head to the Kinks, Lola.

Posted by: scampydog at October 24, 2024 12:42 AM (41CYW)

409 Said another way - Trump wins we become energy independent, food independent, medicine independent, fabrication independent.
BRICS can KMA.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2024 12:42 AM (l7fPC)

410 407 The left is always accusing everyone of being Nazis. Remember that academic ponce who called people who had the temerity to be in the WTC on 9/11 "Little Eichmanns"? It' all a bad joke, made by people who'd put their own countrymen in camps on the flimsiest of excuses, like parading in a government building, the kind of building some on their side bombed in living memory. The correct response to their libel is, "Fuck off."
Posted by: Mustache Enjoyer
.........................
Ward Churchhill. Something like that. Cosplaying Revolutionary at some college he taught at.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 24, 2024 12:45 AM (sAmhv)

411 You know what? I have mixed feelings about that. Stalin didn't give a shit about Russian lives, obviously. Americans, OTOH, did. Fighting the Soviets for Eastern Europe (not to mention Berlin) would have resulted in enormous American casualties.

Let me make sure I have the schedule right.
V.E. Day 5/8/1945
V.E. Hangover Day: 5/9/1945
Attack Eastern Europe Day: 5/10/1945

Do we keep the surrendered Germans in the POW camps or do we re-arm them and put them in front?

We still haven't defeated Japan.
The Trinity Test is still two months away.

Posted by: Chuck C at October 24, 2024 12:45 AM (yOPBE)

412 Was just telling wife the Ceauscesco story....the footage exists where he suddenly realizes in the middle of a speech that its not working anymore.. and the very next day his own security fills him full of submachine gun bullets..lesson..you can't be a nasty authoritarian leader after failure unless you have the personal charisma to keep everyone afraid of you. Very few do.

Posted by: azjaeger at October 24, 2024 12:46 AM (3/XaG)

413 State of Georgia audits voter registration to prove trump is right that thousands of illegal aliens voting. After checking for every voters citizenship found only 20 non-citizens registered to vote and removed with out voting. (abc news) RethugliKKKan terrorist jeffry kelly 60 arrested for shooting up democrat office and spreading white powder. Damn right lock him up.

Posted by: raimondo at October 24, 2024 12:48 AM (aTFum)

414 I had that rifle zeroed at 13 feet.

Posted by: ADAM KINZINGER THE 3RD at October 24, 2024 12:49 AM (BJziQ)

415 Let me make sure I have the schedule right.
V.E. Day 5/8/1945
V.E. Hangover Day: 5/9/1945
Attack Eastern Europe Day: 5/10/1945

Do we keep the surrendered Germans in the POW camps or do we re-arm them and put them in front?

We still haven't defeated Japan.
The Trinity Test is still two months away.

Posted by: Chuck C at October 24, 2024 12:45 AM (yOPBE)

I'd have made a separate peace with Germany in. '44, rearmed the Germans, and headed east.

Honestly, how much worse could Europe be today than it presently is if we had done so?

Today, England is a soft totalitarian state that is actively trying to interfere in our election - directly and in the open - and wants the next administration to crush X (Twitter) and this free speech.

What exactly did we win, other than a decent interval?

Posted by: My Blackpill Is Blackpilled at October 24, 2024 12:52 AM (w/geP)

416 Illegals in GA avoid Jury duty (non citizen) but remain eligible to vote.

Posted by: ADAM KINZINGER THE 3RD at October 24, 2024 12:55 AM (BJziQ)

417 Like a fellow Moron stated after the looked Kunce's Wiki.
He is a POS.
A commie POS to boot.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 24, 2024 12:57 AM (elaR+)

418 Texas DPS: Over 443,000 criminal noncitizens booked in Texas jails
_Center Square

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2024 12:58 AM (l7fPC)

419 Your streak continues. This comment is less stupid and incoherent than most, a development that is to be lauded.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Werner is always happy to receive compliments. You seem, however, to be wedded to the idea that my posts are intended to be taken in a serious manner. As far as stupid and incoherent, google up Paul F. Tompkins' magnificent imitation of Herzog and his film commentary. And the stupid part worries Werner, such that he feels saddened that you have not ready Swift's "A Modest Proposal," anything from Hunter S. Thompson, or even once viewed Monty Python. There is a great bit about a rabbit in Monty Python and the Holy Grail that perfectly embodies what I'm looking to bring here. The ONT is a thread for discussions, gossip, occasional airing of political views, and more than a little frivolity. The late Dave In Texas embodied that in ONT posts that have become treasured humorous exploits against the politically or humorously challenged. There was later Erg vs. The Volcano, which was one of the highlights of the second decade of the blog. It worries Werner that you might apply the same condemnations to them, for that would be most sad.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at October 24, 2024 12:59 AM (egn/x)

420 Good evening, good people. Tonight marks the end of Indian Summer in the Adirondacks, I'm given to understand. I disagree, the timing isn't right.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at October 24, 2024 12:59 AM (hKoQL)

421 Via InstaPundit:

DISPATCHES FROM BIZARRO WORLD FAHRENHEIT 451: Electric emergency vehicle fire burns down fire station, destroys millions of dollars in equipment.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 24, 2024 01:00 AM (TGPs7)

422 American jails are probably luxury resorts compared to the foreign jails they would be sitting in

Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2024 01:00 AM (fwDg9)

423 An immediate attack into the USSR in 45 would have gone pretty well for the Allies, I suspect, with or without Germans..no A bombs yet, we had ALL the strategic bombers, we would have cut off all the supplies that allowed the USSR to spend all their resources on making weapons, our planes were.better, later the 76mm Sherman did just fine against the T-34\85 in Korea and we had many Thunderbolts and Typhoons to decimate Soviet armour..would have been a HARD sell at home though after years of "Russian allies" and the general desire to finish with war and go home.

Posted by: azjaeger at October 24, 2024 01:04 AM (3/XaG)

424 Night Horde, tuck yourselves in and dream very sweet dreams, I am going to try.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 24, 2024 01:05 AM (Sgq8y)

425 Evening, IG. Having a whipsaw fall here with warm/cold temps. Colors and leaves dropping are about a week behind normal. Good on the eyes, bad on the allergies.

Posted by: scampydog at October 24, 2024 01:06 AM (41CYW)

426 G'night, DDS.

Posted by: scampydog at October 24, 2024 01:07 AM (41CYW)

427 Tulsi, RFK, and Shanahan left the Democrat party because they want what's best for the country. Chenny, Kinzinger and the Lincoln project pedos left the Republican party for money.

I think we got the better end of the deal by miles.

Posted by: Rbastid at October 24, 2024 01:14 AM (KJOvQ)

428 This is true. He was a product of the Pendergrast machine, but in his heart he was a loyal American.

Not everyone can say that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 24, 2024 12:27 AM (YqDXo)

"loyal American"
Who just happened to smear his presidential opponent as Hitler. I think the term you're looking for is loyal Democrat.

Posted by: Sjg at October 24, 2024 01:15 AM (aqZN1)

429 416 Illegals in GA avoid Jury duty (non citizen) but remain eligible to vote.
Posted by: ADAM KINZINGER THE 3RD at October 24, 2024 12:55 AM (BJziQ)

Any illegal who avoids jury duty but is found to have voted...gets a night in the box....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 24, 2024 01:31 AM (QGaXH)

430 the Verona? papers
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Venona

As an aside, I live in a house that was owned by Cecil Philips' uncle. Cecil's mother operated a gift shop nearby. His story is pretty damned amazing. At 18, he was rejected by the Army, for flat feet. An Lt. at the recruiting station suggested that he might fit in with the SIS. Off he went to Arlington Hall, and the rest is history. Here's a bit of the story, worth the read:
http://tiny.cc/xcsrzz

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2024 01:33 AM (XeU6L)

431 I had that rifle zeroed at 13 feet.
Posted by: ADAM KINZINGER THE 3RD
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Pretty amazing, given the blasts of hot air around.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2024 01:36 AM (XeU6L)

432 Hammer, how goes the recovery? And do you have running water yet?

Posted by: scampydog at October 24, 2024 01:40 AM (41CYW)

433 We should have destroyed the dammed Bolsheviks when we had the army to do it with in 1945.

Posted by: Archer at October 24, 2024 01:43 AM (IDphi)

434 From 1945 through today there has not been an army to equal ours. We remain the premier military on the planet, a fitting adjunct to the most exceptional country.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at October 24, 2024 01:50 AM (hKoQL)

435 Also, there is no music to equal ours:

https://youtu.be/eCvvRR0mIIg?si=cu7I6FLJeZSasD7b

Posted by: scottst at October 24, 2024 01:51 AM (+hfaW)

436 The world is amazing. Tonight, among other adventures, I've been on arctic expeditions, watched B2 crashes, seen a cowboy cook make breakfast tacos, and heard tales of wolfman/dog-man monsters spooking people here in Oklahoma and elsewhere. And MiladyJo and I raised a glass, and another, to the late, great Mr. Victor Lee Smith. What will tomorrow bring? Gotta go time-jump to the morning to find out. See you there.

https://youtu.be/rI275t9BNJo

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - armchair adventurer at October 24, 2024 01:53 AM (xhLYl)

437 Hammer, how goes the recovery? And do you have running water yet?
Posted by: scampydog
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Things are still a mess, and will be for a long time. But we now have water (for certain values of 'water'), but brown and nasty, can't be consumed, but works gloriously for flushing the commode. Hard to tell if one comes out of a shower cleaner, or nastier.

Lots of donated food still being handed out to people lined up, same with potable water. Most impressive are the volunteer organizations from all over the nation who have trooped in and are doing yeoman work. I've got great stories I could tell about volunteers traveling here to help. They tell me that FEMA is out there somewhere. Haven't encountered them myself. The kind of stuff we're seeing here: http://tiny.cc/xhsrzz

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2024 01:57 AM (XeU6L)

438 As for the Kammy Cankles pic well Cankles interned for Alinsky at Berkly SC after she left her daddy imposed all girl college. (I forget the name) BBC Queens

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 24, 2024 01:58 AM (c7ptB)

439 Fighting the Soviets for Eastern Europe (not to mention Berlin) would have resulted in enormous American casualties.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Nah. The public was tired of the European theater but the Sovs had lost millions and were utterly dependent on us for all kinds of fuel, food, munitions, trucks, etc. We also had heavy bombers that Germany hadn't come close to.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 24, 2024 01:59 AM (KAi1n)

440 We should have destroyed the dammed Bolsheviks when we had the army to do it with in 1945.
Posted by: Archer
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Should have stopped all aid to the Rooskies after the battle of Moscow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2024 01:59 AM (XeU6L)

441 Most impressive are the volunteer organizations from all over the nation who have trooped in and are doing yeoman work.
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Best of America - still a lot of great people that want to do the right thing/help. The pic you linked is pretty telling. That 40FT container in the background weighs about 8600lbs and looks like it was tossed around like a tissue. You mentioned a few days ago that you were delivering water. How are those folks holding up? And how are you holding up?

Posted by: scampydog at October 24, 2024 02:06 AM (41CYW)

442 You mentioned a few days ago that you were delivering water. How are those folks holding up? And how are you holding up?
Posted by: scampydog
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I was hauling flush water to them as who could not do it for themselves. 5 gal/person/day. I felt like the milkman. After filling the empties each morning, I'd drive around the neighborhood with my lawn tractor, pulling a trailer full of containers, deliver a fresh container(s) to the front porch, pick up the empties, head home. I don't miss it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2024 02:13 AM (XeU6L)

443 We should have backed the Germans in WW I. Had we done so, the world would be a very different place today. No guarantees it would be a better place.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 24, 2024 02:14 AM (Vegsu)

444 G'night Horde. No place better for incidental learning sessions. Salute to Vic, he was a titan.

Posted by: scampydog at October 24, 2024 02:15 AM (41CYW)

445 443 We should have backed the Germans in WW I. Had we done so, the world would be a very different place today. No guarantees it would be a better place.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 24, 2024 02:14 AM (Vegsu)

Thank you for your insight.

-Zombie Paul von Hindenburg

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 24, 2024 02:35 AM (c7ptB)

446 If we backed the Germans, then they wouldn't have bombed Pearl Harbor!

Posted by: AOC at October 24, 2024 03:36 AM (xverI)

447 I just moved from the UK after living there a decade. It went from a dynamic place to operate a tech/media company to a Labour loving anti-Semitic craphole. It got to the point where driving on a beautiful country road became a nightmare beyond belief. I could go on and on but the point of this post is maybe someone should teach the population about dental hygiene. I cannot tell you how many adults I have met that have never flossed their teeth, NEVER! These are not people with coffee bean colored teeth (the ones they have left), I’m talking people with normal looking teeth. Now British Kardashian types go to Turkey to get the most horrible looking veneers (they’re even called Turkey Teeth). The upper classes still have their yellowing gray hair, gin blossom red skin, and misbegotten yellow fangs placed in a haphazard order in their mouths. They look down on the Turkey Teeth set but I honestly don’t know which is worse. That country would be so doomed if there weren’t pockets of really rational people like Douglas Murray and Brendon O'Neil. Just about any London cabby knows more about what’s going on in the world than any member of Parliament or Congress, for that matter.

Posted by: AnnExPat at October 24, 2024 04:59 AM (QdbmZ)

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