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A woman rescued a newborn hedgehog, raised it and it ended up becoming part of her family ...pic.twitter.com/rSPb0vva9x
— Figen (@TheFigen_) October 17, 2024

The rabbit wants the cat to love him.

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— Figen (@TheFigen_) October 17, 2024

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— Puppies 🐶 (@PuppiesIover) October 16, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:20 PM

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1 First with the worst!

Posted by: fd at October 18, 2024 07:22 PM (vFG9F)

2 Wirst.

Posted by: fd at October 18, 2024 07:23 PM (vFG9F)

3 Werst?

Posted by: fd at October 18, 2024 07:23 PM (vFG9F)

4 it's all fun and games until we're bent over a counter by some dude in a ski mask
then it's just fun

Posted by: sasha yates at October 18, 2024 07:24 PM (gKWVE)

5 Wurst!

Posted by: fd at October 18, 2024 07:24 PM (vFG9F)

6 It's not the wurst I've seen.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 18, 2024 07:24 PM (lUFok)

7 Made sausage of that.

Posted by: fd at October 18, 2024 07:24 PM (vFG9F)

8
Have a good and safe weekend everyone.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 18, 2024 07:26 PM (+oR7L)

9 Three minutes till lift-off.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2024 07:28 PM (PKy1w)

10 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2024 07:28 PM (fwDg9)

11
The president was out late last night in NYC. Gets up early to do Fox & Friends at 8am. Now he's in Detroit for a rally.

So, as of right now, he's probably into Hour 14 of his day and it's not done yet.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 18, 2024 07:29 PM (2nVDk)

12 Love dags

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 18, 2024 07:29 PM (elaR+)

13
Mets were up 10-2 and it's now 10-6. If they were to lose it would be very Metsian. Like hitting into a game-ending unassisted triple play.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2024 07:29 PM (EsZUh)

14 Quadruplet mom looks so happy.

Posted by: wth at October 18, 2024 07:30 PM (v0R5T)

15 10,000 years later.
Hah hah. Awesome.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 18, 2024 07:31 PM (8xEbs)

16 Hmmmm....Human catapult. Brits coming over here to mess with our election. Human catapult. There's a connection....I know there is...I just need to put it together...hmmm...Human catapult.

Oh well, I'm sure it will come to me eventually. Have a good weekend, everyone!

Posted by: Orson at October 18, 2024 07:31 PM (dIske)

17 Canines gave up a hard life of freedom for luxury

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2024 07:32 PM (fwDg9)

18 Freedom is overrated. Give me a treat and scratch my butt.

Posted by: the dog at October 18, 2024 07:34 PM (vFG9F)

19 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2024 07:35 PM (WXNFJ)

20 Evening.

If I slap that hedgehog how many rings am I likely to get?

Posted by: Robert at October 18, 2024 07:35 PM (BQlLi)

21 17 Canines gave up a hard life of freedom for luxury
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2024 07:32 PM (fwDg9)

True, that. Now they have staff and everything!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 18, 2024 07:35 PM (OX9vb)

22 >>Mets were up 10-2 and it's now 10-6. If they were to lose it would be very Metsian. Like hitting into a game-ending unassisted triple play.

11 - 6

The Dodgers have a billion dollar team. Not on person on planet earth expected the Mets to even make the playoffs this year after the first 2 months. They are playing with house money.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2024 07:36 PM (LkLld)

23 Canines gave up a hard life of freedom for luxury
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2024 07:32 PM (fwDg9)

True, that. Now they have staff and everything!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump!

A gal I know takes her doggeh to a dog psychiatrist. No fooling.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2024 07:36 PM (WXNFJ)

24 >>>Might be fake. I give up trying to tell.

And that's how the misinformation wins.

Posted by: No Name Today at October 18, 2024 07:37 PM (vlXMQ)

25 Clean liftoff. Clean stage separation. Clean faring release.

Go Falcon 9, GO!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 18, 2024 07:37 PM (u82oZ)

26
Soft bed for freedom is an acceptable canine exchange. We think we're staff, they think we're Big Mama.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2024 07:37 PM (EsZUh)

27 Lots of doggos around here get "walked" in baby strollers.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 18, 2024 07:38 PM (NKszP)

28 Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2024 07:39 PM (k1zt9)

29 That cone contained no ice cream.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2024 07:40 PM (63Dwl)

30 Stage 1 safely landed on a drone ship. Again.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 18, 2024 07:40 PM (u82oZ)

31 My afternoon walk often coincides with the local dog walkers. The park close to me has a huge off leash area for dogs. It's entertaining to watch. Dog walkers walk huge numbers of dogs, the only rule is that every dog has to have its own leash. They show up in panel vans, open up and like 20 dogs pile out, all sizes. It's funny as heck.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 18, 2024 07:41 PM (MeG8a)

32 Evening Tonypete and Robert. Hope things are going well in your par of the woods.

Posted by: Javems at October 18, 2024 07:41 PM (8I4hW)

33 Dog psychiatrist, "Tell me what is troubling you."

Dog, "well my owner takes my squeak toy and makes it talk."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2024 07:41 PM (k1zt9)

34 "A gal I know takes her doggeh to a dog psychiatrist. No fooling.
Posted by: Tonypete"

I have no idea what he is talking about but he has treats so I pay attention.

Posted by: the dog at October 18, 2024 07:42 PM (vFG9F)

35 Scores.form#3 diver:
5.8 5.8 5.7 5.9 5.8. And oohhh...there's .4.6 from the East.German judge. That's will hurt.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2024 07:42 PM (W/lyH)

36 >>That cone contained no ice cream.

And people wonder why dogs go bad. Pull that shit on me and I'll bite you.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2024 07:43 PM (LkLld)

37 Woman rescued newborn hedgehog, raised it and it ate her.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2024 07:43 PM (PKy1w)

38
Lots of doggos around here get "walked" in baby strollers.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle

__________

We were at a show. The rings were in one building and the grooming area was in another.

Possum won Best of Breed that day. Her Majesty got her primped for the Hound Group when a huge Texas thunderstorm broke. HM asked, "Can you carry her over?" So I had to pick up 80 pound Possum and carry her. HM thoughtfully held out an umbrella... over Possum. "If you slip and fall, try not to get her dirty."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2024 07:43 PM (EsZUh)

39 First with the worst!
Posted by: fd at October 18, 2024 07:22 PM

Wouldn't the worst be surrounded, in fact hemmed in by penguins, projectile vomiting and defecating in their inimitable way?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 18, 2024 07:43 PM (a3Q+t)

40 I've never been a boxing fan, but Mike Tyson impressed the hell out of me.

He never did the jab, to gauge arm reach. For him it was not the sweet science. He just waded in, and delivered two or three hard body blows followed by uppercuts, hooks and hooks.

the fact that he has a head like a cinder block certainly helped.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Just Dang at October 18, 2024 07:44 PM (Ad8y9)

41 That cone contained no ice cream.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2024 07:40 PM (63Dwl)

And his paw contained no coin.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2024 07:45 PM (W/lyH)

42 I have no idea what he is talking about but he has treats so I pay attention.
Posted by: the dog at October 18, 2024 07:42 PM (vFG9F)

“This guy is fucking nuts.”

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 18, 2024 07:45 PM (dR6yv)

43 Hadrian

Priorities my good man, priorities.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2024 07:45 PM (k1zt9)

44 Dogs are the worst. Worse than bats.

Posted by: Felix at October 18, 2024 07:45 PM (nS6qG)

45 Robert

No attempt at Tensor and Lucian Freud?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2024 07:46 PM (k1zt9)

46

Musk You Magnificent Bastard!

When I was a kid I was space mad. Rate every science fiction book watched during lunch built every model.

Then, Apollo just stopped and everything went away... I thought maybe when I was old I could retire to the moon and enjoy the low gravity.

Now I am old and just hoping I can see humans make it to mars before I punch out.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 18, 2024 07:46 PM (EF8GF)

47 Wouldn't the worst be surrounded, in fact hemmed in by penguins, projectile vomiting and defecating in their inimitable way?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 18, 2024 07:43 PM (a3Q+t)

Yep. That would be pretty bad.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 18, 2024 07:46 PM (OX9vb)

48 Someone tell that wolf about pupcups. Sure made Jake's day.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 18, 2024 07:46 PM (gfViB)

49
Woman rescued newborn hedgehog, raised it and it ate her.
Posted by: Braenyard

That is the Spiny Norman back story

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2024 07:46 PM (xG4kz)

50 Hey Javems, how's life treating you?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2024 07:46 PM (WXNFJ)

51 Yeah, the NYC pic doesn't do the stink and noise justice.
Dodgers are waiting for Diaz to come in and then POW! They take Mrs.Met back to LA.

Of course, knowing that Yoshida had his labrum repaired has me all a tingle for Boston in April.

Posted by: Accomack at October 18, 2024 07:47 PM (tLPHV)

52 She raised that hedgehog just so she could shame it like a prison bitch.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 18, 2024 07:47 PM (D6PGr)

53 Possum won Best of Breed that day. Her Majesty got her primped for the Hound Group when a huge Texas thunderstorm broke. HM asked, "Can you carry her over?" So I had to pick up 80 pound Possum and carry her. HM thoughtfully held out an umbrella... over Possum. "If you slip and fall, try not to get her dirty."
-----
True love.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 07:48 PM (hovnC)

54 From the sidebar:

@RyanAFournier
Kamala had a very bad morning according to some sources.

She tore her campaign manager Julie Chavez apart on a call that lasted around 30 minutes.

So now Hispanic Women aren't positioning her for success?!?! When will poor Kamala catch a break!?!?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 18, 2024 07:48 PM (ycI94)

55 We'd best avoid the Haitian Ice Cream truck.

Posted by: Kennel Kaugh at October 18, 2024 07:48 PM (nS6qG)

56 hedgehog, raised it and it ate her.

Tiny little Parma hams.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 18, 2024 07:48 PM (NKszP)

57 No attempt at Tensor and Lucian Freud?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2024 07:46 PM (k1zt9)

I've made attempts but nothing good, alas.

Posted by: Robert at October 18, 2024 07:49 PM (BQlLi)

58 "Wouldn't the worst be surrounded, in fact hemmed in by penguins, projectile vomiting and defecating in their inimitable way?"

A nightmare apocalyptic scenario, straight out of Bosch. This is what Big Penguin wants to inflict upon us.

Posted by: fd at October 18, 2024 07:49 PM (vFG9F)

59 >>>ice cream loving dog

Fake! The dog got no ice cream, just an empty cone.

Posted by: No Name Today at October 18, 2024 07:49 PM (vlXMQ)

60
True love.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 07:48 PM (hovnC)

_________

Dog Show Husband is at the very bottom of the totem pole.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2024 07:49 PM (EsZUh)

61 So now Hispanic Women aren't positioning her for success?!?!

Too busy. Born pregnant you know.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 18, 2024 07:50 PM (NKszP)

62
You reckon malaka is "studying the maps" this weekend?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 18, 2024 07:50 PM (2nVDk)

63 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Just Dang at October 18, 2024 07:44 PM (Ad8y9)

His head and unorthodox body movement movement is what separated him from everyone. For inexplicable reasons he abandoned it and Buster Douglas changed history. I think a lot had to do with Cus dying, conflict with his trainers and Don King taking over.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 18, 2024 07:51 PM (D6PGr)

64 61 So now Hispanic Women aren't positioning her for success?!?!

Too busy. Born pregnant you know.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism

We have a solution for YOU!

Posted by: Democrat Party of Ba'al and Eugenics at October 18, 2024 07:52 PM (ycI94)

65
Fake! The dog got no ice cream, just an empty cone.
Posted by: No Name Today at October 18, 2024 07:49 PM (vlXMQ)

________

Miss Lacey got an ice cream cone after every show. But for some reason she didn't like the cone. When she came home, her sister Silver hopped into her crate and polished them off.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2024 07:52 PM (EsZUh)

66 Six outs? No way

Posted by: Accomack at October 18, 2024 07:53 PM (tLPHV)

67 I liked visiting NYC more than I did living there.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 18, 2024 07:53 PM (D6PGr)

68 We have only your best long-term interests in heart and mind. Resistance is futile, and could be painful.

Posted by: Big Penguin at October 18, 2024 07:53 PM (nS6qG)

69
Wouldn't the worst be surrounded, in fact hemmed in by penguins, projectile vomiting and defecating in their inimitable way?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

The classic scientific paper on penguins pooping is referred to here --

https://www.wormsandgermsblog.com/2013/10/articles/
animals/other-animals/projectile-penguin-poop/

The diagram alone of a pengjuin's pooping system was worth the price of admission.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2024 07:54 PM (xG4kz)

70 I understand

Other day had a three-armed mummy girl image generated. Awkward that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2024 07:54 PM (k1zt9)

71 >>Six outs? No way

Probably 3.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2024 07:54 PM (LkLld)

72 .HM thoughtfully held out an umbrella... over Possum. "If you slip and fall, try not to get her dirty."

LOL, that is such a dog show thing to do!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 18, 2024 07:55 PM (DsA2n)

73
I liked visiting NYC more than I did living there.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 18, 2024 07:53 PM (D6PGr)

__________

All my life, every time I went there I felt like I was in a foreign country.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2024 07:55 PM (EsZUh)

74 Tribbles are born pregnant.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2024 07:56 PM (k1zt9)

75 I’m thinking Total Recall is Musk’s favorite movie.

Mars
Driverless Taxis
Brain implants
Tunneling/Boring
Hot women

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 18, 2024 07:57 PM (D6PGr)

76 14 pitches? Yeah, he'll come back out

Posted by: Accomack at October 18, 2024 07:57 PM (tLPHV)

77 "Tribbles are born pregnant.
Posted by: Anna Puma "

Don't look at me!

Posted by: Cap'n Quirk at October 18, 2024 07:57 PM (vFG9F)

78 >>14 pitches? Yeah, he'll come back out

I wouldn't. He took down Ohtani and Betts and they are leading by 5 with 3 outs to play.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2024 07:58 PM (LkLld)

79 You reckon malaka is "studying the maps" this weekend?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 18, 2024 07:50 PM (2nVDk)

Harris do homework???
Shirley you jest!!??

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2024 07:58 PM (W/lyH)

80 All my life, every time I went there I felt like I was in a foreign country.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2024 07:55 PM (EsZUh)

That’s how I felt living there.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 18, 2024 07:59 PM (D6PGr)

81 You had the Lasagna didn't you?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2024 07:59 PM (k1zt9)

82 Tribbles are born pregnant.

Saves a lot of time that way.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 18, 2024 07:59 PM (lUFok)

83 Tribbles are born pregnant.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Little bastards.

Posted by: Big Quatrotriticale at October 18, 2024 07:59 PM (DsA2n)

84 "Tribbles are born pregnant.
Posted by: Anna Puma "

That's the trouble.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2024 07:59 PM (WXNFJ)

85 The diagram alone of a pengjuin's pooping system was worth the price of admission.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2024 07:54 PM (xG4kz)

Ballistics. Would not be off topic in the gun thread.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 18, 2024 08:00 PM (NMT5x)

86 I was born in Brooklyn, age 12 departed for suburbs, was in the Manhattan Carpenter's Union, left there for NC in 1988. Never regretted leaving.

Posted by: Had My Fill at October 18, 2024 08:01 PM (nS6qG)

87 81 You had the Lasagna didn't you?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2024 07:59 PM (k1zt9)

Peer pressure? Opposite of subliminal messaging? Big Lasagna?

Whatever it was, I gave in and made some tonight for dinner.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 18, 2024 08:02 PM (NMT5x)

88 Tim Murtaugh @TimMurtaugh
Bob Casey thinks Donald Trump is going to win Pennsylvania.

That’s the only way to explain Casey’s new ad, which ALIGNS HIM WITH TRUMP.

He bucks Biden by name, and does not mention Kamala Harris at all.

An endangered Dem is RUNNING AWAY FROM HARRIS AND WITH TRUMP.

Just huge.

https://is.gd/H4VBkP
8 seconds

Tim Murtaugh @TimMurtaugh 9h
Endangered Democrat Tammy Baldwin in Wisconsin too!

Aligning herself with Trump and not mentioning Kamala Harris, the presidential nominee of her party, at all.

Oh, man. The Harris team cannot be happy.

https://is.gd/sBF8yh
7 seconds; mentions Biden too though

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 08:02 PM (hovnC)

89 Freddie Freeman is 35 but the Mets can't bring back 30 year old Alonso? Stupid. It's all about money.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2024 08:02 PM (LkLld)

90 Been out of the loop, looks like a slow news day.

Calm before the storm?

In other news, I am once again, a home owner. No, I did NOT say homo owner.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2024 08:03 PM (O8MOc)

91 *watches a film gag reference go sailing clean over someone's head*

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2024 08:04 PM (k1zt9)

92 69
From that pooping penguin article, I didn't know that was a word. What word you may ask? I give you
The Centre for Public Health and Zoonoses

Posted by: Ciampino - So Zoos have noses? at October 18, 2024 08:04 PM (qfLjt)

93 Tim Murtaugh @TimMurtaugh
Bob Casey thinks Donald Trump is going to win Pennsylvania.

That’s the only way to explain Casey’s new ad, which ALIGNS HIM WITH TRUMP.
...
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 08:02 PM (hovnC)

Similar to the Dem candidate for Senate in AZ. He's Mr. Border Security. As far as I can tell, he thinks of nothing but securing the border, 24/7.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2024 08:05 PM (O8MOc)

94 Jeremy Barr @jeremymbarr 6h
Update: I've learned that the jokes were written by comedian Nick Di Paolo, who does not work/freelance for Fox but is a vendor and writes jokes sometimes for the show "Gutfeld." He sent 6 jokes to Trump and 1 was used.

a newsman @a_newsman 6h
Imagine if the American corporate press spent 1/100th of the time asking questions about the pentagon budget or the security state’s domestic spying operations as they have devoted to tracking down the Trump joke writer

Semafor @semafor 6h
🟡 NEW: Trump asked ‘Gutfeld!’ comedian for Al Smith dinner help but didn’t like his jokes

Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze 6h
The state of media right now is that who wrote Trump's Al Smith Dinner jokes gets a harder investigation than Doug Emhoff slugging a woman in the face in public.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 08:05 PM (hovnC)

95 Yea, Diaz is not coming back tonight.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2024 08:06 PM (LkLld)

96

Attention all hands, the Drinking Lamp is lit, the Drinking Lamp is lit. That is all.

Posted by: MC-1 at October 18, 2024 08:07 PM (EF8GF)

97 Willowed: Personal candidate account versus her Congressional one or a bunch of major Trump X accounts have been deceived. The "ee" account doesn't have anything questionable at it that I could see and it's blue checkmarked.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @RepMTG
Christian, Mother, American, Business Owner, and Congresswoman representing Georgia’s 14th District
Rome, GA
Greene.House.gov
Joined December 2020

https://xcancel.com/RepMTG

Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee
Congresswoman for GA-14, Christian, Mom, Small Business Owner, Proud American 100% Pro-Life Pro-Gun Pro-Trump t.me/RealMarjorieGreene
Georgia, USA
MTG4America.com
Joined January 2017

https://xcancel.com/mtgreenee

Newsshitweek...
Marjorie Taylor Greene Claims Dominion Machines Were 'Switching' Votes
Published Oct 18, 2024 at 5:32 PM EDT
Updated Oct 18, 2024 at 5:45 PM EDT

By Aila Slisco Writer FOLLOW
GOP Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene is reviving a familiar presidential election conspiracy theory, saying that Dominion Voting Systems machines are "switching" early votes in her home state of Georgia.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 08:07 PM (hovnC)

98 There has been only one attempt at making sausage from penguins. Known as "Psausage", it was featured briefly at the 1895 World's Fair until the vendors were torn from their booths and ridden out of town on a rail. This extreme reaction resulted in the Anti-Psausage act of 1896, thereby banning even the suggestion of repeating this foul culinary concoction.

Posted by: Cap'n Quirk at October 18, 2024 08:08 PM (vFG9F)

99 The Dodgers have a billion dollar team. Not on person on planet earth expected the Mets to even make the playoffs this year after the first 2 months. They are playing with house money.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2024 07:36 PM (LkLld)

House money.

Yeah, MLB is in bed with organized gambling. They now love it long time, after giving Pete Rose the treatment until the day he died.

I hate that league.

And Ohtani is exponentially more guilty than Rose ever was.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2024 08:09 PM (O8MOc)

100 On the Maybe Fake video, I can't tell, guy below kid in wind tunnel, his jacket is blowing too but not quite as much as kid. But also kid is half weight of guy so that could be difference

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2024 08:10 PM (fwDg9)

101 Attention all hands, the Drinking Lamp is lit, the Drinking Lamp is lit. That is all.
Posted by: MC-1 at October 18, 2024 08:07 PM (EF8GF)

Working on my fourth bottle of beer. You planning on catching up?

*hic* *

*My best Hillary imitation

Posted by: Run with it! Certified dangerous radical at October 18, 2024 08:12 PM (89Sog)

102 Some new stuff added. No Lucien Freud.

https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2024 08:13 PM (k1zt9)

103 But the pup didn't even get any ice cream!
What a gyp!

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 18, 2024 08:13 PM (Rbu5d)

104 I am as positive as the sun coming up this morning that I saw vote totals with negatives by the thousands.
Pennsylvania uses Dominion as far as I know.
It's them who counts the votes.

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2024 08:14 PM (fwDg9)

105 >>Yeah, MLB is in bed with organized gambling.

Since the Black Sox.

Everything is corrupt. Every thing. It's all about what you choose to put up with.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2024 08:14 PM (LkLld)

106 Greg Price @greg_price11 3h
Hamtramck, Michigan is the only Muslim majority city in America.

The city's Mayor, Amer Ghalib, endorsed President Trump and just presented him with a certificate of appreciation.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 08:16 PM (hovnC)

107 By some coincidence, Star Trek is on MeTV and it's the one with the Tribbles.

Posted by: Cap'n Quirk at October 18, 2024 08:16 PM (vFG9F)

108 Did horses have to punch a time clock for work out on the range?

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2024 08:18 PM (fwDg9)

109 50 Hey Javems, how's life treating you?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2024 07:46 PM (WXNFJ)

Going at about half speed but doing well. Like my step dad always said, " Not bad for an old guy".

Posted by: Javems at October 18, 2024 08:19 PM (8I4hW)

110 Yeah, MLB is in bed with organized gambling.
-----------
Since the Black Sox.

Everything is corrupt. Every thing. It's all about what you choose to put up with.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2024 08:14 PM (LkLld)

No, they managed to operate cleanly for several decades (although gambling was NOT eliminated with the Black Sox scandal).

This current regime has actively pursued, and climbed into bed with, like the whores they are, the gambling sites, to the point that I think the league would not survive without it.

The way they covered up Ohtani's gambling thing is worse than what they did when Ty Cobb and Tris Speaker were caught fixing games in '28. They let those two guys retire. With Ohtani, they've grooved pitches for him, and had catchers not throw through, so he could reach 50/50.

It's a sham. It didn't used to be.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2024 08:19 PM (N1ns3)

111 Scotty, "they called the Enterprise a garbage scow."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2024 08:19 PM (k1zt9)

112 House of Dark Shadows is on. Remember watching the soap opera when got home from school

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2024 08:20 PM (fwDg9)

113 Hola, Hall!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 18, 2024 08:20 PM (v6JzV)

114 >>No, they managed to operate cleanly for several decades (although gambling was NOT eliminated with the Black Sox scandal).

If you believe that ok.

The government has always operated cleanly too.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2024 08:22 PM (LkLld)

115 I bet the dog would have like a little ice-cream in the cone. Drive through coffee places, if they see a dog, will sometimes give you a tiny cup just with whipped cream maybe a little dog bisquit in it and dogs go bonkers for the cream.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 18, 2024 08:22 PM (0ox9u)

116 I'm not sure what Harris meant with her response to the person who shouted Jesus is Lord at her rally. Take it to the smaller rally down the street? What did she mean? Wouldn't an awkward silence have been better?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 18, 2024 08:23 PM (FfSAJ)

117
Writing jokes for Bad Orange Man will result in death.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 18, 2024 08:24 PM (w6EFb)

118 dogs go bonkers for the cream.

Used to date her.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 18, 2024 08:25 PM (NKszP)

119 Attention all hands, the Drinking Lamp is lit, the Drinking Lamp is lit. That is all.
Posted by: MC-1 at October 18, 2024 08:07 PM

* stops sweeping passageways, drops broom, high-tails it to the fan deck *

Posted by: Sweeper at October 18, 2024 08:25 PM (a3Q+t)

120
I bet Tribbles would love the Bad Orange Man. They would recoil from Kumswalla, just like from Klingons.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 18, 2024 08:25 PM (w6EFb)

121 90
'No, I did NOT say homo owner.'

Well yeah. You rent those.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at October 18, 2024 08:26 PM (3wi/L)

122 Gopher, or ground squirrel of some sort, not groundhog.

Posted by: Everyone's a critic at October 18, 2024 08:26 PM (XeU6L)

123 House of Dark Shadows is on.

Not as much decolletage as Hammer horror films.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 18, 2024 08:27 PM (NKszP)

124 Drive through coffee places, if they see a dog, will sometimes give you a tiny cup just with whipped cream maybe a little dog bisquit in it and dogs go bonkers for the cream.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 18, 2024 08:22 PM (0ox9u)

My wife went to Culver's with our kitty in the passenger seat. the window clerk got kitty a fresh fish stick.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Just Dang at October 18, 2024 08:28 PM (Ad8y9)

125 No, they managed to operate cleanly for several decades (although gambling was NOT eliminated with the Black Sox scandal).
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If you believe that ok.

The government has always operated cleanly too.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2024 08:22 PM (LkLld)

Nonsense, Jack.

Sometimes you really don't know what you're talking about, and this would be one of those times.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2024 08:28 PM (O8MOc)

126 Fantail

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2024 08:29 PM (63Dwl)

127
In the late and overbudget Artemis mission to land the first woman and prysen of color on the Moon, NASA is now consulting with Prada on new spacesuit designs.

Not making that up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 18, 2024 08:31 PM (w6EFb)

128 I'm not sure what Harris meant with her response to the person who shouted Jesus is Lord at her rally. Take it to the smaller rally down the street? What did she mean? Wouldn't an awkward silence have been better?
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The Dims were crowing that the person was a MAGA plant/heckler and so he should look for a Trump rally to do that shit at instead of hers!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 08:31 PM (hovnC)

129 Tribbles are born pregnant.

Like Mexicans.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 18, 2024 08:31 PM (NKszP)

130
Artemis and the SLS should be cancelled right now. Don't want to hear any sunk-cost fallacy arguments.

NASA is relying on Space Daddy to actually land them on the Moon using a modified Starship. The Starship could do the whole mission, getting them to the Moon and back. No need for Orion, Artemis, and the SLS (it's about $4B per launch).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 18, 2024 08:34 PM (w6EFb)

131 >>Sometimes you really don't know what you're talking about, and this would be one of those times.

Oh ok, voice of authority.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2024 08:34 PM (LkLld)

132 What did Cubans use to light their apartments before candles??

Breaking911 @Breaking911 4h
BREAKING: Power goes out on the entire island of Cuba, leaving 10 million people in the dark after power plant failure - NBC

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 08:35 PM (hovnC)

133 Breaking911 @Breaking911 4h
BREAKING: Power goes out on the entire island of Cuba, leaving 10 million people in the dark after power plant failure - NBC
Posted by: andycanuck
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Which raises a question...how do they fuel a power plant on Cuba?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2024 08:37 PM (XeU6L)

134 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
NEW: US budget deficit widens to $1.8 trillion, third highest on record
The United States on Friday reported a budget deficit of $1.8 trillion for the past year, widening from 2023's level on greater spending, including for interest on the public debt.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 08:37 PM (hovnC)

135 128 I'm not sure what Harris meant with her response to the person who shouted Jesus is Lord at her rally. Take it to the smaller rally down the street? What did she mean? Wouldn't an awkward silence have been better?
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The Dims were crowing that the person was a MAGA plant/heckler and so he should look for a Trump rally to do that shit at instead of hers!!!
Posted by: andycanuck

For the Dems, it's heresy to declare any other god except the Great and Glorious God-State!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 18, 2024 08:37 PM (qKYfj)

136 Which raises a question...how do they fuel a power plant on Cuba?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Many political prisoners on stationary bicycles.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 18, 2024 08:38 PM (elaR+)

137 Which raises a question...how do they fuel a power plant on Cuba?
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Water wheels powered by tears.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 08:38 PM (hovnC)

138 123 Yeah, the Hammer horror films always had a plenitude of boobage.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 18, 2024 08:38 PM (v6JzV)

139 Which raises a question...how do they fuel a power plant on Cuba?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2024 08:37 PM (XeU6L)

check the surge protector.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Just Dang at October 18, 2024 08:38 PM (Ad8y9)

140 BREAKING: Power goes out on the entire island of Cuba, leaving 10 million people in the dark after power plant failure

Prolly a faulty rice cooker.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 18, 2024 08:38 PM (mH6SG)

141 Which raises a question...how do they fuel a power plant on Cuba?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Ah. looked it up. Primairily oil-fired. Damned commie polluters.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2024 08:39 PM (XeU6L)

142 Was looking at youtube shorts and what do I see?

Lace wigs, that's what.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at October 18, 2024 08:39 PM (Z8Yh2)

143 132 What did Cubans use to light their apartments before candles??

Breaking911 @Breaking911 4h
BREAKING: Power goes out on the entire island of Cuba, leaving 10 million people in the dark after power plant failure - NBC
Posted by: andycanuck

They burn capitalist scum!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 18, 2024 08:39 PM (qKYfj)

144 Warning:
WOW Wheat Ale from Four Peaks brewing tastes like shit.

That is all

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 18, 2024 08:40 PM (elaR+)

145 Just changed internet routers to GL.iNet and it is fast. Took a reboot of the modem and the router and just updated the DNS servers to Cloudfare's with Google as a backups. New router allows four different DNS servers plus supported encrypted DNS.

Posted by: whig at October 18, 2024 08:41 PM (ctrM5)

146 It's official!!!

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 7h
NEW - Hamas confirms death of leader Yahya Sinwar

Palestinian militant group Hamas on Friday confirmed its leader Yahya Sinwar had been killed, a day after Israel announced his death in Gaza.
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Except now he is Sinwas.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 08:41 PM (hovnC)

147
Prada, Axiom presser on spacesuits:
https://tinyurl.com/26g9hrho

NASA is already a fucking billion dollars overbudget on Artemis space suit design (just for the suits!), and this is what they're spending money on.

Time to torch the whole damned thing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 18, 2024 08:41 PM (w6EFb)

148 He was nicknamed Donny Two Scoops because msm investigative journalism is an unfunny joke.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 18, 2024 08:42 PM (D6PGr)

149 WOW Wheat Ale from Four Peaks brewing tastes like shit.
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Tusker, brewed in Kenya, also sucks.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 08:42 PM (hovnC)

150 WOW Wheat Ale from Four Peaks brewing tastes like shit.
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Propably from non-GMO, gluten free wheat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2024 08:43 PM (XeU6L)

151 When Biden says he's giving another $425 million to Ukraine, does anyone ever ask on whose authority he does it?

I mean, if he's not taking it out of his own bank account, how does he come up with the money.

This is third world shithole stuff.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2024 08:43 PM (CYx3O)

152 Leading Report @LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: Trump to deliver remarks from hurricane-riddled Asheville, North Carolina, on Monday at 12:00 PM EST.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 08:43 PM (hovnC)

153 Which raises a question...how do they fuel a power plant on Cuba?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2024 08:37 PM (XeU6L)

Sugar cane 😀

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 18, 2024 08:44 PM (D6PGr)

154 Interestingly enough, every reportage piece I saw on the Cuba failed to mention just what kind of electricity power plant it is. Basic stuff, but they killed and ate the editors a long time ago.

I tried to find out without cheating and looking it up. My best guess at the moment if it isn't Coal, it is a type of petroleum burner that maybe requires something on the order of Kerosene, but they can't get anything but lesser types, maybe bunker oil or something like that.

Am I close? (It's certainly not Nuclear, Solar, or Fusion, so it is a process of elimination.

Nor did the articles mention, you know, just what the problem might be. Just that (whatever it is) "it failed".

Posted by: Common Tater at October 18, 2024 08:45 PM (bf6Cb)

155 NEW: US budget deficit widens to $1.8 trillion, third highest on record
The United States on Friday reported a budget deficit of $1.8 trillion for the past year, widening from 2023's level on greater spending, including for interest on the public debt.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 08:37 PM (hovnC)

Third world shithole country.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2024 08:45 PM (CYx3O)

156 BREAKING: Trump to deliver remarks from hurricane-riddled Asheville, North Carolina, on Monday at 12:00 PM EST.
Posted by: andycanuck
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Hmm. Perhaps I can make it, if it is public.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2024 08:45 PM (XeU6L)

157 Leading Report @LeadingReport 3h
BREAKING: A federal judge has ruled that the Alabama Secretary of State’s program, which flagged thousands of noncitizen voters as ‘inactive,’ must stop until after the November election.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 08:45 PM (hovnC)

158 Propably from non-GMO, gluten free wheat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Non-GMO, gluten free, transgender, wheat.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 18, 2024 08:45 PM (elaR+)

159 Leading Report @LeadingReport 5h
BREAKING: Former President Trump likens the jailed Jan. 6 protesters to the more than 120,000 people of Japanese origin incarcerated on U.S. soil during World War II.

“Why are they still being held? Nobody’s ever been treated like this.”
====
Something also done by the Democrats!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 08:47 PM (hovnC)

160 Cubans said it was a "grid failure".

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 08:47 PM (hovnC)

161 Leading Report @LeadingReport 5h
BREAKING: Former President Trump likens the jailed Jan. 6 protesters to the more than 120,000 people of Japanese origin incarcerated on U.S. soil during World War II.

“Why are they still being held? Nobody’s ever been treated like this.”
====
Something also done by the Democrats!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 08:47 PM (hovnC)

Has he said they're all pardoned on Day 1?

He should.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2024 08:49 PM (CYx3O)

162 Cubans said it was a "grid failure".
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Highly technical analysis.

Should just say what the power company says, 'Squirrel did it'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2024 08:49 PM (XeU6L)

163 I've yet to have an American made Wheat beer that didn't taste horrible. I brewed a genuine Wheat beer from DME and it tasted like fantastic beer. Nothing like a true German or Belgian Wheat. It's tricky to pull off.

But the American Wheat beers are inexplicable. Avoid. Thankfully imports are plentiful these days. Tucher, Weiheinstephan, Schneiderweisse etc. My favorite was a draft wheat available locally named after a town called Lichtenauer. It was called "Lick the Schnauser" by the GIs. Damn good beer. Wheat beer is a southern thing in Bavaria. About 30 per cent of the beer sold is Wheat, kind of considered oddball. But if you really like a Wheat beer, you know all this already.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 18, 2024 08:51 PM (bf6Cb)

164 Elon Musk: America Will Become Like "Mad Max" if Harris Wins

-
Well, they had some pretty cool rides.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 18, 2024 08:51 PM (L/fGl)

165 Maybe a Democrat thought President Trump was visiting??

R A W S G L 🌎 B A L @RawsGlobal 3h
🚨#JAPAN: A Molotov cocktail was thrown at the LDP headquarters, and a man was arrested for information on the incident in which a car was crashed into the Prime Minister's residence, according to report from NHK.

https://is.gd/DtYNCJ
Only 3 seconds but interesting.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 08:51 PM (hovnC)

166 Elon Musk: America Will Become Like "Mad Max" if Harris Wins
-
Well, they had some pretty cool rides.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
====
And there will be alot more hockey equipment available Stateside than in Australia.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 08:53 PM (hovnC)

167 Elon Musk: America Will Become Like "Mad Max" if Harris Wins

-
Well, they had some pretty cool rides.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 18, 2024 08:51 PM (L/fGl)

I'm gonna practice my boomerang skills.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2024 08:53 PM (CYx3O)

168 America Will Become Like "Mad Max" if Harris Wins

Assless Chaps!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 18, 2024 08:55 PM (NKszP)

169 Paging Alex Jones...

Cenk Uygur
@cenkuygur
Trump is so crazy and the fact that half this country can't see it is one of the most amazing things of my lifetime. So, here we go. I challenge any conservative with a real audience to debate me either on our air or yours on Trump. Email us at: trumpdebate@tyt.com

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 18, 2024 08:55 PM (TGPs7)

170 Wall Street Silver @WallStreetSilv 1h
Germans are predicting Kamala Harris will win the Presidential election.
[chart with Harris 72% Trump 23% Neither 5%]

Elon Musk @elonmusk 1h
This is what happens when people are fed state propaganda

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 08:55 PM (hovnC)

171
Look how many govt employees it takes to move one small log 30 feet:

It's a goddam jobs program:

https://youtu.be/_nSoLU3UFgw?si=y0aPHeKj72TGdVbG

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 18, 2024 08:55 PM (2nVDk)

172 The Pennsylvania Democrat Party has seen a more than 100 percent increase in people leaving the party compared to the year before, according to recent voter registration data.

Recent voter registration data showed that as of October 14, there were roughly 3,958,835 registered Democrats, and roughly 3,646,110 registered Republicans in the state, according to Newsweek.

Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2024 08:56 PM (AypJH)

173 >>> Elon Musk: America Will Become Like "Mad Max" if Harris Wins
-
Well, they had some pretty cool rides.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
====
And there will be alot more hockey equipment available Stateside than in Australia.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 08:53 PM (hovnC)

I only have plastic colanders and I'm afraid people will make fun of my mask.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 18, 2024 08:56 PM (0ox9u)

174 Rug Nuckey? What's his name again

Posted by: Common Tater at October 18, 2024 08:57 PM (bf6Cb)

175 America Will Become Like "Mad Max" if Harris Wins

Dibs on the sawed off double shotty.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 18, 2024 08:57 PM (NKszP)

176 Cenk Uyger is my pick for the first news/celebrity to outright call for Trump to be murdered. The man is demon possessed.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 18, 2024 08:58 PM (FfSAJ)

177 Walz has dibs on the little blonde twink.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 18, 2024 08:59 PM (elaR+)

178 Cenk Uygur
@cenkuygur
Trump is so crazy and the fact that half this country can't see it is one of the most amazing things of my lifetime. So, here we go. I challenge any conservative with a real audience to debate me either on our air or yours on Trump. Email us at: trumpdebate@tyt.com
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 18, 2024 08:55 PM (TGPs7)

I bet Crowder would do it.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2024 08:59 PM (CYx3O)

179 Germans were predicting Adolph would win.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 18, 2024 08:59 PM (NKszP)

180
Chunk Yogurt is desperate for clicks/views.

That's all that is.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 18, 2024 09:00 PM (2nVDk)

181
lol @ "according to newsweek"

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 18, 2024 09:01 PM (2nVDk)

182 Splice the main brace!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 18, 2024 09:01 PM (Aqu9a)

183 >>Cenk Uyger is my pick for the first news/celebrity to outright call for Trump to be murdered. The man is demon possessed.

Johnny Depp fantasized about that back in 2016.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2024 09:02 PM (LkLld)

184 Germans were predicting Adolph would win.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 18, 2024 08:59 PM (NKszP)

Germans were predicting they could save the Israeli hostages at the Munich Olympics.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2024 09:02 PM (CYx3O)

185
You know you watch a Youtube video about something and then scroll down to the comments and you always see at least one Know It All who tells the Youtuber how he did it wrong and how it should be done?

Yeah, those people are almost always Germans. Really. They're always European know-it-alls with "opinions" on everything, especially American youtube videos.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 18, 2024 09:04 PM (2nVDk)

186 Germans were predicting scat pron would catch on elsewhere in the world.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2024 09:04 PM (CYx3O)

187 Germans were predicting Adolph would win.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle

They went all in!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 18, 2024 09:05 PM (L/fGl)

188 Germans were predicting scat pron would catch on elsewhere in the world.

Are you shitting me?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 18, 2024 09:06 PM (lUFok)

189 Germans were predicting scat pron would catch on elsewhere in the world.
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Are you shitting me?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 18, 2024 09:06 PM (lUFok)

Amber Turd enters the chat.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2024 09:06 PM (CYx3O)

190 “She lied,” Trump said. Show host Brian Kilmeade asked, “You don’t think she ever worked at McDonald’s?”

Trump responded, “I know she didn’t. We checked it out. Unless somebody comes up with something. We checked it out. They said, ‘She never worked here.'”

Trump added, “She even picked a store, we went to the manager, the manager’s been there forever. ‘You remember here?’ ‘No, she never worked here.'”

Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2024 09:06 PM (AypJH)

191 @Commentator, I had Weihenstephan at the monastery in Freising.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 18, 2024 09:07 PM (r5tfK)

192 @Common Tater, sorry, spell check fixed it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 18, 2024 09:08 PM (r5tfK)

193 Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby 20h
Breaking: The Navy SEAL who killed Osama Bin Laden, Robert O’Neill, says Israel is "showing us how to win wars" by taking out Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar.

O’Neill criticized cease-fire negotiations, stating, "You don’t let someone start a war and then whine about a cease-fire."

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 09:08 PM (hovnC)

194
Germans are best known as the inventors of nazi fags.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 18, 2024 09:09 PM (2nVDk)

195 Trump added, “She even picked a store, we went to the manager, the manager’s been there forever. ‘You remember here?’ ‘No, she never worked here.'”
Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2024 09:06 PM (AypJH)

Wrong question!

Ask the manager if she gave handies behind the dumpster for free bags of fries.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2024 09:09 PM (CYx3O)

196 Kamunist was in Canada the years she could have worked at McDonald's. Unless she was doing it during college and I doubt that.

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2024 09:10 PM (fwDg9)

197
Newsweek
@Newsweek
Former President Donald Trump received some boos from the crowd after delivering a series of jokes at the Al Smith charity dinner in New York City.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 18, 2024 09:10 PM (TGPs7)

198
Highly technical analysis.

Should just say what the power company says, 'Squirrel did it'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Moose and squirrel.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2024 09:10 PM (63Dwl)

199
She'll be 60 in 27 hours. It was a long time ago.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 18, 2024 09:11 PM (2nVDk)

200
Newsweek
@Newsweek
Former President Donald Trump received some boos from the crowd after delivering a series of jokes at the Al Smith charity dinner in New York City.
Posted by: Mister Ghost

He doesn't drink.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2024 09:11 PM (63Dwl)

201 Ask the manager if she gave handies behind the dumpster for free bags of fries. Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2024 09:09 PM (CYx3O)

McRibs FTW!

@Skip, her story was that she did it in the summer for spending money when she was in college.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 18, 2024 09:12 PM (r5tfK)

202 She'll be 60 in 27 hours. It was a long time ago.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 18, 2024 09:11 PM (2nVDk)

Right around the time some white guys wrote up the Constitution.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2024 09:12 PM (CYx3O)

203 Wheat beers? Spaten, Hacker-Pshorr, and Franziskanner make fine examples. There was an American wheat that was ok, Widmer, IIRC...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 18, 2024 09:12 PM (Cbio9)

204
the only "boos" for malaka bailing out the Democrat party's rioters in 2020

But newsweek knows that. They're gaslighting.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 18, 2024 09:12 PM (2nVDk)

205 DogeDesigner @cb_doge 20h
BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the #1 news app in the UK, leading both the 'free' and 'grossing' categories (AppStore) 🥇

Elon Musk @elonmusk 20h
We are the leading news source in the UK!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 09:12 PM (hovnC)

206 Germans are best known as the inventors of nazi fags.

Posted by: Soothsayer

And scat porn

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 18, 2024 09:13 PM (elaR+)

207 My cousin imported draught Hacker-Pschorr to Toronto for his draught tap rental business!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 09:15 PM (hovnC)

208 Never did much like the wheat brews.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 18, 2024 09:17 PM (mH6SG)

209 Jair M. Bolsonaro @jairbolsonaro 14h
- For the first time, the Israeli Army has commissioned a spokesperson fluent in Portuguese to INFORM THE BRAZILIAN PEOPLE, WHO ARE FRIENDS OF THE PEOPLE OF ISRAEL, and to pierce the wall of lies, fallacies, omissions and diabolical and sick scoundrels of the PT, PSOL and the old media about the new struggle for independence that Israel is waging against dark forces that want its total extermination. - As long as there is a minimum of freedom on the networks, neither the prostitute hounds, nor their Marxist masters and the Forró de SP, friends of terrorists, will be able to assert their rotten wills. Israel has the right to exist, as does Western culture by clearly trying to exterminate on a daily basis.
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Computer translation

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 09:17 PM (hovnC)

210 neither the prostitute hounds
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I'm guessing that means 'news reporters'.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 09:19 PM (hovnC)

211 It's possible... also from Cimmeria did a Barbarian soothe forth...

Eighth Century Woodchipper 🌳🪓
@BonifaceOption
Lord of the Rings is not fiction.

I believe in his study of medieval philology Tolkien discovered the lost history of antediluvian Europe, right down to Atlantis (Númenor) falling into the sea.

mark safranski
@zenpundit
Ice Age Europe was shaped a bit like Middle Earth or the Hyborian Age

https://tinyurl.com/4nhnxe5u

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 18, 2024 09:20 PM (TGPs7)

212 Amber Heard in nazi drag doing scat porn.
Gee thanks for that bedtime mental image.
Need a palate cleanser.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 18, 2024 09:20 PM (NKszP)

213 Trump added, “She even picked a store, we went to the manager, the manager’s been there forever. ‘You remember here?’ ‘No, she never worked here.'”
Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2024 09:06 PM (AypJH)

Wrong question!

Ask the manager if she gave handies behind the dumpster for free bags of fries.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2024 09:09 PM (CYx3O)
***

Maybe a pix of the top of her head...

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2024 09:23 PM (W/lyH)

214 178 Cenk Uygur
@cenkuygur
Trump is so crazy and the fact that half this country can't see it is one of the most amazing things of my lifetime. So, here we go. I challenge any conservative with a real audience to debate me either on our air or yours on Trump. Email us at: trumpdebate@tyt.com
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 18, 2024 08:55 PM (TGPs7)

I bet Crowder would do it.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2024 08:59 PM (CYx3O)

I've got a better idea. Cenk sets himself on fire. We all sit around with the beverages of our choice and see how long we can hold out before we have to piss.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 18, 2024 09:24 PM (pIfcn)

215 Golfball through a garden hose.

Posted by: Mayor McCheese at October 18, 2024 09:26 PM (dR6yv)

216 Trump added, “She even picked a store, we went to the manager, the manager’s been there forever. ‘You remember here?’ ‘No, she never worked here.'”
Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2024 09:06 PM (AypJH)

The manager has been there for 40 years?

The left will definitely jump on this . Hopefully it’s somehow true,

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 18, 2024 09:26 PM (D6PGr)

217 "I challenge any conservative with a real audience..."

Let me guess. He decides who qualifies.

Posted by: davidt at October 18, 2024 09:27 PM (i0F8b)

218 Gov. Gavin Newsom had a dire warning for California this week: “Big oil companies are in cahoots with Donald Trump pushing prices even higher during election season.”

Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2024 09:27 PM (AFudc)

219 157 Leading Report @LeadingReport 3h
BREAKING: A federal judge has ruled that the Alabama Secretary of State’s program, which flagged thousands of noncitizen voters as ‘inactive,’ must stop until after the November election.
Posted by: andycanuck

Election Interference!

(crickets)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 18, 2024 09:27 PM (qKYfj)

220 218 Gov. Gavin Newsom had a dire warning for California this week: “Big oil companies are in cahoots with Donald Trump pushing prices even higher during election season.”
Posted by: SMOD

Snopes deems this as TRUFE!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 18, 2024 09:28 PM (qKYfj)

221 Cenk Uygur
@cenkuygur
Trump is so crazy and the fact that half this country can't see it is one of the most amazing things of my lifetime. So, here we go. I challenge any conservative with a real audience to debate me either on our air or yours on Trump. Email us at: trumpdebate@tyt.com
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 18, 2024 08:55 PM (TGPs7)

Leftists always project. They can’t help it. It’s the same as breathing for them. I’ll debate Cenk on why he is crazy.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 18, 2024 09:30 PM (D6PGr)

222 Big oil companies are in cahoots with Donald Trump pushing prices even higher during election season.”

Has nothing to do with state mandatory more expensive "winter blends".

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 18, 2024 09:30 PM (NKszP)

223 207 H-P was my first wheat beer. I was told that it is often served with a spoonful or two of raspberry syrup. I tried it with a bit of Chambord liquor and that didn't suck...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 18, 2024 09:32 PM (Cbio9)

224 BREAKING: A federal judge has ruled that the Alabama Secretary of State’s program, which flagged thousands of noncitizen voters as ‘inactive,’ must stop until after the November election.
Posted by: andycanuck

Fuck them. Keep doing it.

That’s the way this game is played, right?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 18, 2024 09:32 PM (dR6yv)

225 The Left has finally accepted that the COVID virus was released from a Chinese lab.

Trump released it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 18, 2024 09:32 PM (D6PGr)

226 214:I've got a better idea. Cenk sets himself on fire. We all sit around with the beverages of our choice and see how long we can hold out before we have to piss.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here

I was thinking something along the lines of Vlad the Impaler punishment, but burning works too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 18, 2024 09:33 PM (qKYfj)

227 >>Leftists always project. They can’t help it. It’s the same as breathing for them. I’ll debate Cenk on why he is crazy.

Why would anyone bother? 99% of the country has never heard of Cenk Uyghur.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2024 09:33 PM (LkLld)

228 220 218 Gov. Gavin Newsom had a dire warning for California this week: “Big oil companies are in cahoots with Donald Trump pushing prices even higher during election season.”
Posted by: SMOD

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Fucking Trump

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2024 09:33 PM (3iMA8)

229 149 WOW Wheat Ale from Four Peaks brewing tastes like shit.
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Tusker, brewed in Kenya, also sucks.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 08:42 PM (hovnC)
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When I was there it was pretty good but I'm not a beer connoisseur. We also had White Cap named for Mt Kenya. Eventually all the others, pilsners, Guinness, etc.

Posted by: Ciampino - Came in big bottles at October 18, 2024 09:36 PM (qfLjt)

230 Fucking Trump
Posted by: Cicero

Fucking Trump is actually quite nice

Posted by: Melania at October 18, 2024 09:36 PM (FRB3p)

231 @SMOD, ironically enough, Phillips 66 announced yesterday it was shuttering its refineries in Wilmington and Carson. Earlier this week or maybe late last week the Assembly passed a bill giving the California Energy Commission even greater authority to tell the people who run refineries how to run a refinery, which I assume was the last straw for P66. Good luck, California!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 18, 2024 09:37 PM (r5tfK)

232 Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 18, 2024 09:37 PM (r5tfK

8% of California’s refining.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 18, 2024 09:38 PM (D6PGr)

233 I was thinking something along the lines of Vlad the Impaler punishment, but burning works too. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 18, 2024 09:33 PM (qKYfj)

"and"

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 18, 2024 09:39 PM (r5tfK)

234 Earlier this week or maybe late last week the Assembly passed a bill giving the California Energy Commission even greater authority to tell the people who run refineries how to run a refinery, which I assume was the last straw for P66. Good luck, California!
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 18, 2024 09:37 PM (r5tfK)

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Go long on Unicorn Farts

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2024 09:40 PM (3iMA8)

235 BNO News Live @BNODesk 5h
More than 11 million Americans have already voted in the November 5 election.

This represents 7% of the total votes in 2020, or 8% compared to 2016.
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And some of the Dim ones are even alive!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 09:40 PM (hovnC)

236 Go long on Unicorn Farts
Posted by: Cicero

Craaaaaap.
I went all in on unicorn jizz.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 18, 2024 09:44 PM (elaR+)

237 Looks like everyone is trying to be first for the ONT.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 18, 2024 09:48 PM (elaR+)

238 212
'Gee thanks for that bedtime mental image.
Need a palate cleanser.'

I've got you covered.

(Sits on Commissar's face)

Posted by: Amber Heard at October 18, 2024 09:48 PM (3wi/L)

239 Just kidding... you can come back now

Posted by: Califuckya Assembly at October 18, 2024 09:48 PM (1FWWQ)

240 OSINTdefender @sentdefender 12h
Footage showing the moment that a Pair of Israeli Merkava IV Main Battle Tanks fired Shells into a Building on Wednesday, which resulted in the Elimination of Yahya Sinwar, the Leader of Hamas.

https://is.gd/aTUGo2
7 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 09:48 PM (hovnC)

241 237 Looks like everyone is trying to be first for the ONT.
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For a half hour??

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 09:49 PM (hovnC)

242 Looks like everyone is trying to be first for the ONT.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 18, 2024 09:48 PM (elaR+)

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Think of the Cafe as the Green Room.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2024 09:49 PM (3iMA8)

243 OSINTdefender @sentdefender 12h
Footage showing the moment that a Pair of Israeli Merkava IV Main Battle Tanks fired Shells into a Building on Wednesday, which resulted in the Elimination of Yahya Sinwar, the Leader of Hamas.

https://is.gd/aTUGo2
7 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck

Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap!

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 18, 2024 09:50 PM (elaR+)

244 >>OSINTdefender @sentdefender 12h
Footage showing the moment that a Pair of Israeli Merkava IV Main Battle Tanks fired Shells into a Building on Wednesday, which resulted in the Elimination of Yahya Sinwar, the Leader of Hamas.

/throws stick

Posted by: Yahya Sinwar at October 18, 2024 09:51 PM (i0F8b)

245 OSINTdefender @sentdefender 12h
Footage showing the moment that a Pair of Israeli Merkava IV Main Battle Tanks fired Shells into a Building on Wednesday, which resulted in the Elimination of Yahya Sinwar, the Leader of Hamas.

https://is.gd/aTUGo2
7 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 09:48 PM (hovnC)

Keeps getting funnier every time I see it..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 18, 2024 09:51 PM (Cbio9)

246 For a half hour??
Posted by: andycanuck

Competitive morons

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 18, 2024 09:51 PM (elaR+)

247 171
Look how many govt employees it takes to move one small log 30 feet:

It's a goddam jobs program:

https://youtu.be/_nSoLU3UFgw

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 18, 2024 08:55 PM (2nVDk)
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Did you notice the BigAss 3rd from last?

Posted by: Ciampino - Want to see that one run at October 18, 2024 09:53 PM (qfLjt)

248

Hard to miss.

When's the Trump/Undertaker chat?
Tonight? Tomorrow?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 18, 2024 09:54 PM (2nVDk)

249 Did you notice the BigAss 3rd from last?
Posted by: Ciampino

Is she shaking it?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 18, 2024 09:55 PM (elaR+)

250 Looks like everyone is trying to be first for the ONT.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 18, 2024 09:48 PM (elaR+)

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Think of the Cafe as the Green Room.

Posted by: Cicero
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Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap!

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale

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I would NEVER take comments out of context.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 18, 2024 09:55 PM (izvLG)

251
Drone peeking in at Sinwar:
https://tinyurl.com/2xtqdqtp

This was his "last moments" before they shelled him to his virgins.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 18, 2024 09:56 PM (w6EFb)

252
What, afraid of headlights?

This blond college co-ed is leaning towards Trump, and she has her high beams on:

https://is.gd/Fgb1UD

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 18, 2024 09:57 PM (2nVDk)

253
This was his "last moments" before they shelled him to his virgins.
Posted by: publius

72 goats

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 18, 2024 09:57 PM (elaR+)

254
/come in, Tokyo!

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 18, 2024 09:58 PM (2nVDk)

255 She tore her campaign manager Julie Chavez apart on a call that lasted around 30 minutes.

Kamala told her that she's horrible at her job and would be the reason she loses.
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That's my Kamala!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 18, 2024 09:58 PM (RIvkX)

256 https://tinyurl.com/2xtqdqtp

This was his "last moments" before they shelled him to his virgins.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 18, 2024 09:56 PM (w6EFb)

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He looks ready to go.

Place is a mess, he's missing his right hand, the TV won't go on and there's an IDF drone hovering in his dining room.

I get it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2024 09:58 PM (3iMA8)

257
hot girls are waiting for you idf.org

Posted by: mohammed strapping a bomb vest on mohammed at October 18, 2024 09:59 PM (2nVDk)

258 Was thinking about Europe.. It makes perfect sense that our "elites" love Europe. A place where "elites" are elites because of being born into it and where they don't ever have to be good at anything except keeping their place. And a place where emigration and two world wars have severely depleted the gene pool of independent people, so less "deplorables" for them to worry about. It also worries me that the US has followed England as a society for about 40 years, just about a decade behind and it is scary where England appears to be going.

Posted by: azjaeger at October 18, 2024 10:00 PM (3/XaG)

259 He looks ready to go.

Place is a mess, he's missing his right hand, the TV won't go on and there's an IDF drone hovering in his dining room.

I get it.
Posted by: Cicero

He suffered.
Good.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 18, 2024 10:00 PM (elaR+)

260 /looks for another stick

Posted by: Yahya Sinwar at October 18, 2024 10:01 PM (i0F8b)

261 213
Maybe a pix of the top of her head...

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2024 09:23 PM (W/lyH)
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Cruel but pertinent.

Posted by: Ciampino - wrong wrist movement at October 18, 2024 10:01 PM (qfLjt)

262
Notice how the "stop the oil" traffic blockers have ceased?

Not now, the Democrats told them.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 18, 2024 10:03 PM (2nVDk)

263 214

I've got a better idea. Cenk sets himself on fire. We all sit around with the beverages of our choice and see how long we can hold out before we have to piss.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 18, 2024 09:24 PM (pIfcn)
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Why not toast marshmallows?

Posted by: Ciampino - just need long campfire forks at October 18, 2024 10:04 PM (qfLjt)

264 Ha, Birth of A Nation is on TCM.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 18, 2024 10:05 PM (ufFY8)

265 264 Ha, Birth of A Nation is on TCM.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 18, 2024 10:05 PM (ufFY

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If only Diddy was around to see the crazy party in the NC legislature.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2024 10:06 PM (3iMA8)

266 Just waiting on the ONT here.......

Posted by: caf at October 18, 2024 10:08 PM (/+mVZ)

267
Thomas the Hitman Hearns on stage with the president in Detroit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 18, 2024 10:08 PM (2nVDk)

268

noodiepoopoo

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 18, 2024 10:09 PM (2nVDk)

269 LOL

Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 4h
The antisemitic pro-Hamas crowd has just turned on infamous American far right antisemite Nick Fuentes.

Why?

Because he made a joke about Sinwar throwing a piece of wood at an Israeli drone and told Hamas “You need to take the L”.

Enjoy the infighting whilst it lasts!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 10:09 PM (hovnC)

270 10:10 just like a Timex ad.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 18, 2024 10:10 PM (hovnC)

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