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YEET!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 25, 2024 07:43 PM (tcruw) 2
Hola
Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 25, 2024 07:44 PM (Q3Jz2) 3
so , Iran is being bombed right now.
Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 07:45 PM (V13WU) 4
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2024 07:46 PM (fwDg9) Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 07:47 PM (V13WU) 6
Does anyone know anything about Nations Giant Hamburgers? There's one opening 5 miles from in the next week and I'm curious what people recommend? It looks like a nice old fashioned hamburger stand.
Posted by: Mishdog at October 25, 2024 07:47 PM (5kC2t) 7
I fingers pet costumes cute at Halloween
Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2024 07:47 PM (fwDg9) 8
so , Iran is being bombed right now.
Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 07:45 PM (V13WU) I'm having multiple orgasms. Posted by: Senator Lindsey Graham at October 25, 2024 07:48 PM (NZnln) Posted by: Auspex at October 25, 2024 07:48 PM (j4U/Z) 10
3 so , Iran is being bombed right now.
Posted by: runner Hilariously, you could almost say "Harris most affected". Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 25, 2024 07:48 PM (ycI94) 11
[HOA thread one-billion comment rule]
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 07:48 PM (hovnC) 12
Has anyone else ever noticed that Vance looks a whole lot like Dale in "Tucker and Dale vs Evil"?
They could have a part 2 with Tucker Carlson & JD Vance. Posted by: banana Dream at October 25, 2024 07:48 PM (Y6IkP) 13
3 so , Iran is being bombed right now.
Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 07:45 PM (V13WU) Time for Outlast to redo bombs over Baghdad. Posted by: Mishdog at October 25, 2024 07:48 PM (5kC2t) 14
johnny maga @_johnnymaga 3h
Libs are absolutely losing it over the Washington Post refusing to endorse Kamala 😭 https://is.gd/o1TpLS screencaps Catturd ™ @catturd2 2h Cry more - 😂😂 Election Wizard @ElectionWiz 3h Washington Post Staff Resign In Rage After Paper Reveals Decision On 2024 Endorsement https://is.gd/Ywn1i8 trendingpoliticsnews.com Catturd ™ @catturd2 2h Poor babies - 😂 Catturd ™ @catturd2 2h Nothing screams you're not a real journalist like quitting if your publication doesn't endorse the Democrat. 😂 Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 07:48 PM (hovnC) 15
Got willowed, but the claim here is the explosions occurred outside of Tehran...
https://tinyurl.com/3wnrc597 Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 25, 2024 07:48 PM (TGPs7) 16
Oli London @OliLondonTV 2h
Jeff Bezos personally intervened to stop The Washington Post from endorsing a candidate, after the editorial board had drafted their endorsement for Harris. The paper's page editor David Shipley had already approved an endorsement of Harris and had reportedly told colleagues that it was being reviewed by the paper's owner Jeff Bezos, according to NPR. The Washington Post has itself reported that the decision was down to Jeff Bezos. It marks the first time the paper hasn’t endorsed a candidate in 36 years. Source: NPR Corey A. DeAngelis, school choice evangelist @DeAngelisCorey 6h Washington Post presidential endorsements by year: • 1992: Clinton • 1996: Clinton • 2000: Gore • 2004: Kerry • 2008: Obama • 2012: Obama • 2016: Clinton • 2020: Biden • 2024: NO ENDORSEMENT🚨 This is devastating news for Kamala Harris. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 07:49 PM (hovnC) 17
TGIF!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 25, 2024 07:49 PM (tcruw) 18
Find not fingers stupid tablet
Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2024 07:50 PM (fwDg9) 19
Top pic is a very nice view. Good evening, horde! Happy Friday!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 25, 2024 07:50 PM (OX9vb) 20
New York Post @nypost 5h
Transit workers fired for refusing COVID vaccines on religious grounds awarded $1.3M each trib.al/GjespHz Real Mac Report @RealMacReport 2h 🚨Breaking: Six San Francisco public transport employees who were fired for refusing to get COVID-19 vaccines have been awarded more than $1 million each. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 07:50 PM (hovnC) Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 25, 2024 07:50 PM (TGPs7) 22
Look at all those pretty planes heading southeast!
Posted by: A Bedouin in Saudi Arabia at October 25, 2024 07:51 PM (JkO4W) 23
Looks like Bushra has a laptop...
Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 07:51 PM (V13WU) 24
I'm sure it's been covered already, but, that's not Colorado
Posted by: Don Black, adding more funk daily at October 25, 2024 07:52 PM (/7KEl) 25
I don't post animals getting hurt, unless it's a crocodile or something.
Fuck you, buddy! We're God's creatures, too, so if you have a problem with us, take it up with the man upstairs! Here's one of our comrades from the alligator alliance that may help you change your opinion. Educate yourself! https://tinyurl.com/3xav272t Posted by: Crocodile's International Local #241 at October 25, 2024 07:52 PM (ycI94) 26
𝗡𝗶𝗼𝗵 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗴 ♛ ✡︎ @NiohBerg 🚨 Israel just bombed right next to Khomeini's grave in Tehran. You can see it in the distance with smoke flaring up. https://tinyurl.com/2wj4nvbz Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 25, 2024 07:53 PM (TGPs7) 27
I wonder if Bibi considers this his own October Surprise.
I can't wait for Kneepads to be asked to give a statement. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 25, 2024 07:53 PM (JkO4W) 28
"Do you think this is courage or stupidity?"
Gotta go with stupidity on that one. Prime candidate for a Darwin Award. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 25, 2024 07:55 PM (BpYfr) 29
>>> I'm sure it's been covered already, but, that's not Colorado
Posted by: Don Black, adding more funk daily at October 25, 2024 07:52 PM (/7KEl) Yeah, that's the beautiful Flint Hills region of Eastern Kansas. So majestic. Posted by: banana Dream at October 25, 2024 07:55 PM (Y6IkP) 30
Pandas showing the power and ferocity that allows them to dominate eucalyptus leaves.
_______ Obviously, Pandas hunted the saber toothed tigers to extinction. Posted by: Eeyore at October 25, 2024 07:55 PM (1bNHn) 31
AlphaFo𝕏 @Alphafox78 10h
Game of Trailers - What state do you think this would take place in? 😅 https://is.gd/rkLNkf 2:24 minutes; better than George RR Martin and it has an ending! Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 07:55 PM (hovnC) 32
Targets for the IAF: A bomb down that well in Qum the 13th imam is supposed to pop out of. A depcapatory strike on the Mullah theocracy. Every large mosque in the country, which are also weapons depositories. The nuke facilities. Twice. Posted by: Auspex at October 25, 2024 07:55 PM (j4U/Z) 33
Don't tell me -- ace is putting up an Israel thread??
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 07:56 PM (hovnC) 34
Animals! Yay!
Posted by: Piper at October 25, 2024 07:58 PM (pZEOD) 35
Is anybody watching the Mystery Science Theater 3000 Halloween-a-Thon on YouTube? They’re showing every episode they can legally stream. It’s been going since Sunday, and they’re up to Season 6. Right now, it’s The Dead Talk Back.
Posted by: Sorry Folks, My Last Nic Upset Everyone, The Moose Out Front Should've Told You at October 25, 2024 07:59 PM (7kSOl) 36
Uh oh
Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2024 08:00 PM (fwDg9) 37
Ace tripped over the cord
Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2024 08:00 PM (fwDg9) 38
Repeating from previous comment thread:
Is anybody watching the Mystery Science Theater 3000 Halloween-a-Thon on YouTube? They’re showing every episode they can legally stream. It’s been going since Sunday, and they’re up to Season 6. Right now, it’s The Dead Talk Back. Posted by: Sorry Folks, My Last Nic Upset Everyone, The Moose Out Front Should've Told You at October 25, 2024 08:01 PM (7kSOl) 39
Testing comments
Posted by: Sorry Folks, My Last Nic Upset Everyone, The Moose Out Front Should've Told You at October 25, 2024 08:05 PM (7kSOl) 40
Rly?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at October 25, 2024 08:13 PM (gY0JQ) Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2024 08:35 PM (mzM2O) Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2024 08:36 PM (jLdR/) 43
Nyah?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 08:36 PM (VN3OX) 44
The Golem can kick the 13th Imam's ass from here to Friday... at midnight.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 08:36 PM (hovnC) 45
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Hahahaha, I like how WWIII warranted a brisk 30-minute delay of the Cafe. Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2024 08:36 PM (jLdR *slaps Soothsayer in back of head* It's a smart MILITARY blog! Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2024 08:37 PM (mzM2O) 46
@Bushra1Shaikh Big fucking mistake Israel. Big mistake. Posted by: Mister Ghost hahah, did this mooslim queer "study the maps," too, like major general malaka harris claims? Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2024 08:37 PM (jLdR/) 47
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 16m
BREAKING: Iran state TV says situation 'normal' at Tehran's two airports - Clear with a 25% chance of survival? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 25, 2024 08:38 PM (L/fGl) 48
That's Fisher Towers, short drive from Moab Utah
Posted by: Don Black, adding more funk daily at October 25, 2024 08:38 PM (/7KEl) 49
NEXTA @nexta_tv 3h
Guinness has dropped a device that makes the perfect beer head You can stare endlessly at fire, water and this commercial. https://is.gd/yLwkCi 30 seconds; LOUD; excellent ad Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 08:38 PM (hovnC) 50
I wonder when Israel is going to release their attack river otters on the oil facilities, to take out the people but leave the equipment.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 25, 2024 08:38 PM (VNX3d) 51
DUmmy: Russia-Iran Axis needs to be resisted. Resisted?? Refuckingsisted? WTF kind of pussy-ass bullshit pinko thing is that to say? Resisted? Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2024 08:39 PM (jLdR/) Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 08:39 PM (VN3OX) 53
Is AmerIca better than it was fifty years ago that there is no trick or treating now?
Posted by: leb at October 25, 2024 08:39 PM (+K+vL) 54
NEXTA @nexta_tv 4h
Fishermen off the coast of Australia caught a rare oarfish. This 11-meter-long fish lives at depths over 900 meters and rarely surfaces. Since ancient times, its appearance has been linked to disasters — before the 2011 earthquake in Japan, several were found on the beaches. https://is.gd/ftMugM [probably 11' meant!] Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 08:40 PM (hovnC) 55
Wait, how is this gonna work with the Sabbath, and all? Is the IDF gonna stand down until Sunset tomorrow, or something? Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2024 08:41 PM (jLdR/) 56
NEXTA @nexta_tv 5h
"The most astonishing sight in 12 years of observation": a giant python in Florida swallowed a deer Biologist compared it to "catching a serial killer in the act." Scientists discovered that the python's jaws can open up to 26 cm, although the assumed maximum was 22 cm. https://is.gd/MpBHXK 29 seconds; and three photos Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 08:41 PM (hovnC) 57
Whoa, imagine the fillets off an 11-meter-long fish!
Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2024 08:41 PM (i0F8b) 58
banana Dream
Bullshit. Not the Flint Hills. We are scenic, not majestic. Flint Hills are more ike a woman with a B cup size, in line with Kansas, rather than the D cup sizes in the Rocky Mountains. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2024 08:42 PM (u82oZ) 59
11 gay euroweenie meters, or metres, in Canada, is like, what, 35 feet?? Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2024 08:43 PM (jLdR/) Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 08:43 PM (VN3OX) Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2024 08:43 PM (jLdR/) 62
Big night World Series presidential campaign Israel bombing the mullahs Boston College stomping Louisville Posted by: Don Black, adding more funk daily at October 25, 2024 08:43 PM (/7KEl) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2024 08:44 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: the IDF at October 25, 2024 08:45 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2024 08:45 PM (jLdR/) 66
Remember going trick or treating as a kid? Is this a better AmerIca today?
Posted by: leb at October 25, 2024 08:45 PM (+K+vL) 67
I don't believe the oarfish photo
the animal's head is wrong Posted by: Don Black, adding more funk daily at October 25, 2024 08:47 PM (/7KEl) Posted by: mohammed strapping a bomb vest on mohammed at October 25, 2024 08:47 PM (jLdR/) Posted by: Diogenes at October 25, 2024 08:47 PM (W/lyH) 70
Phil Lesh passed on, age 84. RIP and thanks for all the music.
Posted by: Founding Member at October 25, 2024 08:47 PM (nS6qG) 71
Remember going trick or treating as a kid? Is this a better AmerIca today? Posted by: leb Kids still do that. Where are you from? India? Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2024 08:48 PM (jLdR/) 72
Greetings!
Bravery is being part crazy, yes. I met a MOH recipient once. A corpsman. He was in a bomb crater in VN trying to keep 5 wounded alive for another 5 minutes. A grenade got lobbed in the crater. He jumped on the grenade and held it to his belly. 5 guys (who lived to tell) saw it all happen. The grenade did not explode. He said himself that he was certifiably crazy to have done that, in retrospect. No rational person would have done it. Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 25, 2024 08:48 PM (MeG8a) 73
Evenin'
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 25, 2024 08:49 PM (rii+a) 74
Evening.
That WNBA thing in the sidebar is hysterical. For a moment I thought it was legit until I noticed the edits and also that it wasn't CNN's YouBoob account. Posted by: Robert at October 25, 2024 08:49 PM (MBe1G) 75
i'm trying to start a rumor on Twitter that Elon Musk is about to buy the Washington Post. Just to send these fucked-up faggots into a nervous breakdown.
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2024 08:52 PM (KRtlO) 76
75 i'm trying to start a rumor on Twitter that Elon Musk is about to buy the Washington Post. Just to send these fucked-up faggots into a nervous breakdown.
Posted by: ace at October 25 Ace is spicy tonight! Posted by: Piper at October 25, 2024 08:52 PM (pZEOD) 77
Washington Post presidential endorsements by year:
• 1992: Clinton • 1996: Clinton • 2000: Gore • 2004: Kerry • 2008: Obama • 2012: Obama • 2016: Clinton • 2020: Biden • 2024: NO ENDORSEMENT🚨 This is devastating news for Kamala Harris. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 07:49 PM (hovnC) This is what happens when journalism becomes propaganda. Die print media. Die. Posted by: Diogenes at October 25, 2024 08:52 PM (W/lyH) 78
What is real is that WNBA rejected their contract, and currently have no contract. So a "strike" is possible. Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2024 08:53 PM (jLdR/) 79
Live on Cspan now some pro abortion speaker for Harris is getting some push back from the crowd.
Posted by: leb at October 25, 2024 08:53 PM (+K+vL) 80
i'm trying to start a rumor on Twitter that Elon Musk is about to buy the Washington Post. Just to send these fucked-up faggots into a nervous breakdown.
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2024 08:52 PM (KRtlO) No one is going to buy it. The rumor, I mean. Or the Post. Posted by: Robert at October 25, 2024 08:53 PM (MBe1G) Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2024 08:53 PM (LkLld) 82
Or, rather, the wmba let their contract expire and rejected a renewal, because wahhhhh! they want as much pay as the nba. Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2024 08:54 PM (jLdR/) 83
>>>Flintstones Big Wheels.
My feet keep on scrunching up while I'm watching that thing. Just a matter of time before one of their bare feet touches the road at speed. Posted by: No Name Today at October 25, 2024 08:54 PM (vlXMQ) 84
Live on Cspan now some pro abortion speaker for Harris is getting some push back from the crowd.
Posted by: leb at October 25, 2024 08:53 PM (+K+vL) Cool Posted by: ... at October 25, 2024 08:54 PM (lX8VI) 85
Hey everyone, Happy Friday !!!!!!
Got a phone call from Ilam Omar saying that she got a phone call from her family saying something is up in Iran tonight. Anyone hear anything??? Cackle... Cackle... Cackle...... Posted by: Kamal Harris at October 25, 2024 08:56 PM (PYJJG) 86
Start a rumor that Elon is going to buy the WNBA.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 25, 2024 08:58 PM (63Dwl) 87
Or, rather, the wmba let their contract expire and rejected a renewal, because wahhhhh! they want as much pay as the nba.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2024 08:54 PM (jLdR/) Capitalism and private enterprise. How it really works. Posted by: Diogenes at October 25, 2024 08:58 PM (W/lyH) 88
Pandas eat Bamboo, Koala Bears eat Eucalyptus leaves.
Posted by: Danny at October 25, 2024 08:59 PM (z88fi) 89
Harris event now live on Cspan. All abortion all the time. It's really all they have.
Posted by: leb at October 25, 2024 09:00 PM (+K+vL) 90
i'm trying to start a rumor on Twitter that Elon Musk is about to buy the Washington Post. Just to send these fucked-up faggots into a nervous breakdown.
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2024 08:52 PM (KRtlO) start the rumor that Peter Schiff is going to buy it and use it to compete against Bloomberg News Posted by: Kindltot at October 25, 2024 09:00 PM (D7oie) 91
Little lambs eat ivy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 25, 2024 09:00 PM (63Dwl) 92
So...if you are underwater in an underwater lake, are you, like, under-under water?
Asking for a friend Posted by: Diogenes at October 25, 2024 09:00 PM (W/lyH) 93
No new Jew News so hit the Café and relax for a spell! [Maybe it'll pick up after 1:30 AM when Iran reopens its airspace!]
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 09:00 PM (hovnC) 94
Right now, Turkey is, like, this would be a good time to... And Israel is, like, fucking try it, Turkey. Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2024 09:02 PM (jLdR/) 95
Re Game of Trailers: I say it’s set in the Ozarks. You can choose which state.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 25, 2024 09:03 PM (ZVgZ4) 96
91 Little lambs eat ivy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at And I really want a piece of dark chocolate. Posted by: Piper at October 25, 2024 09:04 PM (pZEOD) 97
okay it might be an oarfish
Posted by: Don Black, adding more funk daily at October 25, 2024 09:05 PM (/7KEl) 98
Willie Nelson now up for Kamala. Don't think Trump will recover with the redneck vote.
Posted by: leb at October 25, 2024 09:05 PM (+K+vL) 99
Election Wizard @ElectionWiz 2h
* TRUMP TO CAMPAIGN IN VIRGINIA AHEAD OF ELECTION Catturd ™ @catturd2 1h Virginia is in play. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 09:06 PM (hovnC) 100
Trump stirring up trouble again.
Trump War Room @TrumpWarRoom President Trump shouts out the Guillen family, who are in attendance at this press conference in Texas, while ripping into The Atlantic and disgraced blogger Jeffrey Goldberg for using Vanessa Guillen's death to try and smear him. - Doesn't he know Republicans are supposed to just assume the fetal position and take it? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 25, 2024 09:06 PM (L/fGl) 101
>>>Dog vs. Cat. I really expected more from this dog. Come on, son. You're an embarrassment to your species.
Was that even a dog? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fainting_goat Posted by: No Name Today at October 25, 2024 09:06 PM (vlXMQ) 102
98 Willie Nelson now up for Kamala. Don't think Trump will recover with the redneck vote.
Posted by: leb at October 25, 2024 09:05 PM (+K+vL) wow... so much for Willie Nelson concerts making much money. Country fans are notoriously unforgiving of Political crap. Posted by: Romeo13 at October 25, 2024 09:07 PM (QAkQ3) 103
A kid’ll eat ivy too.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 25, 2024 09:07 PM (ZVgZ4) Posted by: Rodeo Clown at October 25, 2024 09:08 PM (XeU6L) 105
Tim Walz @Tim_Walz Oct 23
I want to talk to all the guys for a second. Think about all the women in your life that you love – daughters, wives, moms, cousins, neighbors. This election is about their lives and protecting their freedoms. Harmeet K. Dhillon @pnjaban Oct 24 Now think about Doug Emhoff punching/slapping/kicking those women…. And vote Trump. Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays Oct 25 We will protect them from you. Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 2h Are there one-time slappers? Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 09:08 PM (hovnC) 106
I don't believe the oarfish photo
the animal's head is wrong Posted by: Don Black, adding more funk daily If the photo doesn’t match the Photo ID … Posted by: Adriane the Shower Curtain INSIDE the Tub Critic . . . at October 25, 2024 09:08 PM (TX4bP) Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2024 09:08 PM (jLdR/) 108
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 15h
The Harris campaign went from a Hail Mary to Heil Hitler in a week. Owen Gregorian @OwenGregorian 4h All Of The Democrats’ ‘October Surprises’ Against Trump Have Fallen Apart | The Daily Wire All three claims against Trump this week have been ripped apart instantly. [...] The first two allegations were featured in a single article in The Atlantic, one from anonymous sources denied by on-the-record insiders who were present, and the other from former White House chief of staff John Kelly, whose claims have also been denied by others. Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 2h The Harris campaign's "Heil Mary" play didn't work. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 09:08 PM (hovnC) 109
>>>Fish gets final vengeance on fisherman.
Give the guy credit though. He didn't drop the fish back in the water. Posted by: No Name Today at October 25, 2024 09:08 PM (vlXMQ) Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2024 09:08 PM (jLdR/) Posted by: Tuna at October 25, 2024 09:09 PM (oaGWv) 112
Kidlette is watching House on Haunted Hill. It’s pretty creepy for a 1959 movie.
Posted by: Piper at October 25, 2024 09:09 PM (pZEOD) 113
Start a rumor that Elon is going to buy the WNBA.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 25, 2024 08:58 PM (63Dwl) Jason Whitlock said Musk should start a women's league fronted by Caitlin Clark. It would quickly overtake the WNBA. Posted by: leb at October 25, 2024 09:10 PM (+K+vL) 114
By far the two most important first moves in chess are 1.e4 and 1.d4. With these moves, White occupies as much of the center as possible.
IE: Israel not taking out the nuke sites right out the gate... Gonna be quite the tangent(s) that I will travel tonight. Posted by: Nightwatch at October 25, 2024 09:11 PM (TDvv2) 115
Charlie Hurt @CharlesHurt 5h
This is what election security looks like in Guilford County NC today. Boxes marked "voted ballots" piled up outside courthouse door entirely unattended. https://is.gd/NXu7FL photo DC_Draino @DC_Draino 4h Nothing to see here Just stacks of “voted ballots” randomly sitting outside a building in Guilford County, NC They used to be able to get away with this fraud before Now we have free speech on X Someone’s getting in deep trouble over this Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 09:11 PM (hovnC) 116
Flipping channels and came across a women’s pro soccer game . As boring as you would expect but I was surprised to see an obvious tranny on the Kansas City team . And surprise he’s one of the best players in the league.
I did last a whole ten minutes watching. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 25, 2024 09:11 PM (D6PGr) 117
102 98 Willie Nelson now up for Kamala. Don't think Trump will recover with the redneck vote.
Posted by: leb at October 25, 2024 09:05 PM (+K+vL) wow... so much for Willie Nelson concerts making much money. Country fans are notoriously unforgiving of Political crap. Posted by: Romeo13 Eh, I don't think it will effect it at all. He's in his 90s now, has a pretty loyal fanbase, isn't touring as much, and has ALWAYS been a Democrat, so this isn't a shock. Much like his pot smoking, voting democrat is a habit. I still listen to him. (shrugs) Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 25, 2024 09:11 PM (rii+a) 118
>>>The third clip here, you might want to skip. The human wipes out. The dog's fine. In fact, the human looks okay too, but it's a pretty gnarly collision.
What dog? What human? What? Posted by: No Name Today at October 25, 2024 09:11 PM (vlXMQ) 119
Some bag lady who claimed to be Joni Mitchell went on an anti-Trump screed at her show at the Hollywood Bowl last weekend.
TDS doesn't just steal intelligence. It steals lives. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 25, 2024 09:12 PM (JkO4W) 120
The WNBA going on strike is like me telling my wife unless things change around here…no sex!! Hah.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at October 25, 2024 09:12 PM (NZsBt) Posted by: Mare Eating Chinese Take Out . . . at October 25, 2024 09:12 PM (TX4bP) 122
Does eat oats.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 25, 2024 09:12 PM (ZVgZ4) 123
DC_Draino @DC_Draino Oct 23
I often hear people say “I used to believe the media lies about Trump, but now I love him” This is why this new movie “The Man You Don’t Know” is so important It shows the sides of President Trump that the media doesn’t want America to see from people who know him best Tickets are on presale now until the 25th when it hits theaters this Friday Visit Fandango.com or themanyoudontknow.com DC_Draino @DC_Draino 5h The movie that tells the true story about Trump hits theaters today It’s called “The Man You Don’t Know” and it shows sides of Trump the media doesn’t want America to see right before the election You just found your weekend plans Tickets on sale at fandango.com https://is.gd/BzuqLX includes 2:40 minutes trailer Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 09:14 PM (hovnC) 124
Wouldn’t you?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 25, 2024 09:14 PM (ZVgZ4) 125
Willie is a likable fellow who smokes a lot of pot and is one of the all time great song writers.
More Austin than Nashville . Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 25, 2024 09:14 PM (D6PGr) 126
The first two allegations were featured in a single article in The Atlantic, one from anonymous sources denied by on-the-record insiders who were present, and the other from former White House chief of staff John Kelly, whose claims have also been denied by others.
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 2h The Harris campaign's "Heil Mary" play didn't work. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 09:08 PM (hovnC) Kelly made the mistake of shooting his mouth off and has been lamblasted by others who have called bullsh*t on his claims. Rightfully so. He was and is, a dick. Posted by: Diogenes at October 25, 2024 09:15 PM (W/lyH) 127
Bullshit. Not the Flint Hills. We are scenic, not majestic.
Flint Hills are more ike a woman with a B cup size, in line with Kansas, rather than the D cup sizes in the Rocky Mountains. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2024 08:42 PM (u82oZ) When I lived in Kansas, I would tell native Kansans, that the purple bumps on the state flag were really the Colorado Rockies, thus implying how flat the state was. Posted by: Beartooth at October 25, 2024 09:15 PM (WuJwx) 128
98 Willie Nelson now up for Kamala. Don't think Trump will recover with the redneck vote.
A diseased simulacrum descendent with the same name or Zombie Willie? I might listen to Zombie Willie. Posted by: bensdad00 at October 25, 2024 09:15 PM (F/35S) 129
119 Some bag lady who claimed to be Joni Mitchell went on an anti-Trump screed at her show at the Hollywood Bowl last weekend.
TDS doesn't just steal intelligence. It steals lives. Posted by: Cicero Never got what the big deal about her was. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 25, 2024 09:15 PM (rii+a) 130
Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter 6h
Federal judge orders Virginia to reinstate the voter registrations of more than 1,600 non-citizens. The (Biden-appointed) judge: https://is.gd/kjZQ4K DC_Draino @DC_Draino 5h 1,600 non-citizens confirmed they are not citizens Virginia removed them This idiotic judge added them back We need a mechanism to remove Marxist federal judges Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 09:16 PM (hovnC) Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 25, 2024 09:16 PM (mH6SG) 132
>>>What dog? What human?
of the *next* video, the first one under the fold. I'll move things around to make that clearer. Posted by: ace at October 25, 2024 09:16 PM (KRtlO) 133
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 2h
The Harris campaign's "Heil Mary" play didn't work. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 09:08 PM (hovnC) Are you saying a voter base that is historically ignorant hasn't been swayed by historical references? Posted by: leb at October 25, 2024 09:16 PM (+K+vL) 134
I drove home from work tonight with a knot in my stomach.
Not because the Dodgers start their World Series tonight.. Not because Israel has started their payback on Iran... But because I feel the Democraps will try to pull off another steal or send their minions out to torch the country when TRUMP WINS. Posted by: Nightwatch at October 25, 2024 09:17 PM (TDvv2) 135
Mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy. A kid’ll eat ivy, too. Wouldn’t you?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 25, 2024 09:17 PM (ZVgZ4) Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2024 09:18 PM (Aqu9a) Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 25, 2024 09:19 PM (mH6SG) 138
Mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy. A kid’ll eat ivy, too. Wouldn’t you?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 25, 2024 09:17 PM (ZVgZ4) And the Smails kid eats boogers. Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2024 09:19 PM (Aqu9a) 139
I would have sworn Willie died six months ago?
Posted by: bensdad00 at October 25, 2024 09:19 PM (F/35S) 140
Kate Hyde @KateHydeNY 5h
The Washington Post staff hasn’t been this upset since Al-Baghdadi died. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 09:19 PM (hovnC) 141
136: Heh! Willie has had a lot of duets with other singers over the years. Some odd ones too.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 25, 2024 09:20 PM (rii+a) 142
139 I would have sworn Willie died six months ago?
But then again....now he's a normal Dem voter. Posted by: bensdad00 at October 25, 2024 09:20 PM (F/35S) 143
Hello there, Hordelings!
Posted by: Doof at October 25, 2024 09:20 PM (Nurpx) 144
93 No new Jew News so hit the Café and relax for a spell! [Maybe it'll pick up after 1:30 AM when Iran reopens what's left of its airspace!]
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 09:00 PM (hovn Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 25, 2024 09:20 PM (rOtXe) 145
16
The Washington Post has itself reported that the decision was down to Jeff Bezos. It marks the first time the paper hasn’t endorsed a candidate in 36 years. Source: NPR Corey A. DeAngelis, school choice evangelist @DeAngelisCorey 6h Washington Post presidential endorsements by year: • 1992: Clinton • 1996: Clinton • 2000: Gore • 2004: Kerry • 2008: Obama • 2012: Obama • 2016: Clinton • 2020: Biden • 2024: NO ENDORSEMENT🚨 This is devastating news for Kamala Harris. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 07:49 PM (hovnC) ---- But the Paper is not biased, oh no. Posted by: Ciampino - Wait, none of those is an R at October 25, 2024 09:20 PM (i0xsb) 146
Have a great night, everyone.
Head on a swivel and have a plan. And for real plans, Le'OPSEC Toujours!, Le'OPSEC! Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2024 09:21 PM (u82oZ) 147
nuts
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 25, 2024 09:21 PM (rOtXe) Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 09:21 PM (hovnC) 149
The Kamala rally is still all abortion. Sure that's going to win a lot of the undecideds.
Posted by: leb at October 25, 2024 09:22 PM (+K+vL) 150
Gonna watch "Late Night with the Devil" on hulu
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 25, 2024 09:22 PM (gDlxJ) 151
145 16
The Washington Post has itself reported that the decision was down to Jeff Bezos. It marks the first time the paper hasn’t endorsed a candidate in 36 years. Source: NPR Corey A. DeAngelis, school choice evangelist @DeAngelisCorey 6h Washington Post presidential endorsements by year: • 1992: Clinton • 1996: Clinton • 2000: Gore • 2004: Kerry • 2008: Obama • 2012: Obama • 2016: Clinton • 2020: Biden • 2024: NO ENDORSEMENT🚨 This is devastating news for Kamala Harris. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 07:49 PM (hovnC) ---- But the Paper is not biased, oh no. And the last time they endorsed an R? 2nd Reagan or earlier? Posted by: bensdad00 at October 25, 2024 09:22 PM (F/35S) 152
which nuts
Posted by: Don Black, your one-stop source for the funk at October 25, 2024 09:23 PM (/7KEl) 153
But because I feel the Democraps will try to pull off another steal or send their minions out to torch the country when TRUMP WINS.
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 25, 2024 09:17 PM (TDvv2) The bad news: When Trump.wins, cities will burn. The good news: It's the cities. Antifa, BLM, and rhe rest of these aswipes don't have the courage to range out into the rest of America. Posted by: Diogenes at October 25, 2024 09:23 PM (W/lyH) 154
>>>of the *next* video, the first one under the fold.
Glad I went back to it. First time through I saw the K9 and the tennis balls and bailed since I saw that before. The 3rd segment was hilarious though. Posted by: No Name Today at October 25, 2024 09:23 PM (vlXMQ) 155
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2024 09:21 PM (u82oZ)
And a plan that includes lots of purely defensive ammo! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - NEXT Year in Corsicana - again at October 25, 2024 09:24 PM (rOtXe) 156
Every 4 years The Washington Post should just announce they pre-endorse whoever the Dem candidate will be. It’s not like they ponder any endorsement decision they make.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 25, 2024 09:24 PM (D6PGr) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - NEXT Year in Corsicana - again at October 25, 2024 09:25 PM (rOtXe) 158
Royce White @Highway_30 9h
This video alone should compel you to vote for Donald Trump. https://is.gd/7LJlrn 1:25 minutes; supercut, I assume Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 09:25 PM (hovnC) Posted by: javems at October 25, 2024 09:26 PM (8I4hW) 160
Seriously though- why would billionaire lefty Bezos NOT endorse Kammala on his blog?
that's a head-scratcher Posted by: Don Black, your one-stop source for the funk at October 25, 2024 09:26 PM (/7KEl) 161
135
I hear in my mind the iconic song voice of none other than Bing Crosby singing that in a great MGM movie that I can't recall just now... Posted by: Nightwatch at October 25, 2024 09:26 PM (TDvv2) 162
Every 4 years The Washington Post should just announce they pre-endorse whoever the Dem candidate will be.
- Because his or her opponent is a Nazi. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 25, 2024 09:27 PM (L/fGl) 163
135 Mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy. A kid’ll eat ivy, too. Wouldn’t you?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 25, 2024 09:17 PM (ZVgZ4) ++++ When I heard that as a kid, it was sung really fast, so I thought the whole thing was made up words except for the final line. Posted by: No Name Today at October 25, 2024 09:27 PM (vlXMQ) 164
GOP early vote lead in Arizona now up to 85K.
The Sunday shows should be the start of the down ballot rats fleeing the sinking ship. Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 25, 2024 09:28 PM (es/8m) 165
Vincent Price and House on Haunted Hill, that is a good one.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 09:28 PM (VN3OX) 166
150 Gonna watch "Late Night with the Devil" on hulu
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby Isn’t that just the Colbert show? Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2024 09:30 PM (S6gqv) 167
Dodgers' triple! One out.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 09:30 PM (hovnC) 168
La sécu op, mon ami, la sécu op.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 25, 2024 09:31 PM (ZVgZ4) 169
When I heard that as a kid, it was sung really fast, so I thought the whole thing was made up words except for the final line.
Posted by: No Name Today at October Like mazy doats and dozy doats? Posted by: Piper at October 25, 2024 09:31 PM (pZEOD) 170
Dude at Kamala rally just basically said I have two kids but Cruz would have prevented my wife from having an abortion.
Posted by: leb at October 25, 2024 09:31 PM (+K+vL) 171
@jchristenson_
Auschwitz survivor Jerry Warstki, 94, denounces Kamala Harris in a new Trump campaign video for endorsing claims that former president is a “fascist” akin to Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler. “I know more about Hitler than Kamala will ever know in a thousand lifetimes,” he says. Video 1:40 https://tinyurl.com/4bbfxrsy Freakin' brutal. Via Insty. Posted by: Robert at October 25, 2024 09:32 PM (MBe1G) 172
Sacrifice fly! 1-0
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 09:33 PM (hovnC) 173
Kali Kultists >>> Kamala Kultists.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 09:33 PM (VN3OX) 174
75 i'm trying to start a rumor on Twitter that Elon Musk is about to buy the Washington Post. Just to send these fucked-up faggots into a nervous breakdown.
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2024 08:52 PM (KRtlO Hahahahahaha! Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2024 09:33 PM (mzM2O) 175
>>>66 150 Gonna watch "Late Night with the Devil" on hulu
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby prepare for a disappointment. The internet has lied to you. I watched that months ago when everyone was babbling about it. It's... I can't say "terrible," but not good at all. It's an exorcist rip off, only sillier. Posted by: ace at October 25, 2024 09:33 PM (KRtlO) 176
I f Trump is elected the Middle East will break out in a devastating war and Only I can stop it !!!!
Posted by: Kamal Harris at October 25, 2024 09:34 PM (VYql4) 177
The WASH POST has been nothing more than a Propaganda yellow sheet for the Democraps since 2008.
AND they are trying with all of their COMMIE Sinews to get Berry OBAMA over the finish line on his 3rd TERM in 2024... WHAT??? You all thought that BIDEN was running the show these last 3 years??? You must be Shitting me...no, serious. Posted by: Nightwatch at October 25, 2024 09:34 PM (TDvv2) Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 25, 2024 09:35 PM (GhIJO) Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 25, 2024 09:35 PM (s3qiR) Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 09:35 PM (VN3OX) 181
Excuse me Kami...............
But what a woman does or doesn't do with her ass does not put food on my table, pay my bills, or put gas in my care............. Posted by: Oscar Meyer at October 25, 2024 09:36 PM (VYql4) 182
I always thought it was Mersey Doats and Dosey Doats...... Never sure what a Doat was.
Posted by: javems at October 25, 2024 09:36 PM (8I4hW) 183
160 Seriously though- why would billionaire lefty Bezos NOT endorse Kammala on his blog?
that's a head-scratcher Posted by: Don Black, your one-stop source for the funk at October 25, 2024 09:26 PM (/7KEl I'm guessing she's been found to be radioactive. Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2024 09:36 PM (mzM2O) 184
Robert!
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 25, 2024 09:36 PM (TDvv2) 185
I do not understand the source of early vote tallies; thought states could not release that information. Are these exit polls?
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at October 25, 2024 09:36 PM (WvGHv) Posted by: ace at October 25, 2024 09:36 PM (KRtlO) 187
“I know more about Hitler than Kamala will ever know in a thousand lifetimes,” he says.
That was awesome. Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 25, 2024 09:37 PM (mH6SG) 188
143 Hello there, Hordelings!
Posted by: Doof at October 25, 2024 Hi Doof! Where in the world are you tonight? Posted by: Piper at October 25, 2024 09:37 PM (pZEOD) 189
Oh the other day I watched "Barbarian" on hulu
It was ok Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 25, 2024 09:37 PM (GhIJO) 190
https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 09:35 PM (VN3OX) Niiiiiice! I made some busty girls in Pikachu outfits. Posted by: Robert at October 25, 2024 09:38 PM (MBe1G) 191
185 I do not understand the source of early vote tallies; thought states could not release that information. Are these exit polls?
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at October 25, 2024 09:36 PM (WvGHv) They are estimating based on registered voters. So if you vote, I can see you're republican and I assume you voted for Trump. It's not 100 percent perfect but close enough. Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2024 09:39 PM (mzM2O) Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 09:40 PM (VN3OX) 193
WHAT??? You all thought that BIDEN was running the show these last 3 years???
You must be Shitting me...no, serious. Posted by: Nightwatch at October 25, 2024 09:34 PM (TDvv2) Yup, a vote for the Kamala / Walz ticket, is a vote for the Internationalist Deep State to actually run things. Posted by: Romeo13 at October 25, 2024 09:40 PM (QAkQ3) 194
Mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy. A kid’ll eat ivy, too. Wouldn’t you?
That oddly reminds me that that I got Bob Hope's autograph when I was about 9. Might still be around here somewhere. Posted by: Memories of Miklos at October 25, 2024 09:41 PM (FRB3p) 195
Sacrifice fly! 1-0
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 09:33 PM (hovnC) Nice play by play, but some of us have DVRs and are going to watch later. Spoiler alerts would be appreciated. Posted by: leb at October 25, 2024 09:41 PM (+K+vL) 196
Today is the anniversary of Henry V's victory at Agincourt.
Posted by: Tuna at October 25, 2024 09:41 PM (oaGWv) 197
Nice play by play, but some of us have DVRs and are going to watch later. Spoiler alerts would be appreciated.
------ OK. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 09:43 PM (hovnC) 198
191 Interesting, did not know that. Seems like an odd thing to do.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at October 25, 2024 09:43 PM (WvGHv) 199
>>>>I do not understand the source of early vote tallies; thought states could not release that information. Are these exit polls?
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at October 25, 2024 09:36 PM (WvGHv) ****** I think it it’s people who have voted according to their registration, not who they voted for. Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at October 25, 2024 09:44 PM (NZsBt) 200
La sécu op, mon ami, la sécu op.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit Kamala is against the wall repete Kamala is over the chair Posted by: Miklos calling at October 25, 2024 09:44 PM (FRB3p) 201
They are estimating based on registered voters. So if you vote, I can see you're republican and I assume you voted for Trump. It's not 100 percent perfect but close enough.
---- The counts I am posting are how many of each party have voted. We have no way of knowing who they voted for. Although polling says more Dems will vote Trump than GOP vote Harris. Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 25, 2024 09:44 PM (es/8m) Posted by: Sharkman at October 25, 2024 09:44 PM (/RHNq) 203
It's an exorcist rip off, only sillier.
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2024 09:33 PM (KRtlO) Well at least they tried. Not like an Exorcist rip off was ever tried before. Posted by: leb at October 25, 2024 09:46 PM (+K+vL) 204
mechanism? Trebuchet?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 25, 2024 09:47 PM (+6e2h) Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2024 09:47 PM (i0F8b) 206
I find it ... interesting ... that I haven't heard about any of the other countries in the region saying much of anything about the Israel vs HamAss / Hezballess / Iran fight except *Turkey*.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 25, 2024 09:48 PM (FnneF) 207
Trump on Rogan's show.
Just dropped: https://tinyurl.com/Holy-Shit-Its-On 3 hours. This is going to be loaded. Posted by: t-bird at October 25, 2024 09:49 PM (/3Wsk) 208
Turkey and Iran are like Mussolini's Italy, yearning to be the great empire they once were. And falling short.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 09:50 PM (VN3OX) 209
Very nice Cafe this evening.
Posted by: scampydog at October 25, 2024 09:51 PM (41CYW) 210
I'll wait for tomorrow's totally not coordinated media reaction to Trump's interview with Rogan to see what I think.
Posted by: leb at October 25, 2024 09:52 PM (+K+vL) 211
WWIII just started.
Israel launches retaliatory military strikes in Iran; https://tinyurl.com/4rfuvtx9
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 212
Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 14m
#BREAKING: Iranian air defenses scrambling https://is.gd/HOlKPm 18 seconds; quite LOUD Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 09:52 PM (hovnC) 213
3 hours. This is going to be loaded.
Just like Kamalatoe at a press event. Oh, not that kind of loaded? Sorry, my mistake. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 25, 2024 09:52 PM (lUFok) 214
120 The WNBA going on strike is like me telling my wife unless things change around here…no sex!! Hah.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at October 25, 2024 09:12 PM (NZsBt) Oh no please don't strike. What will I watch on TV during........uh what months do you play? Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 25, 2024 09:53 PM (uBBbP) 215
It's over, guys. Jessica Alba has come out for Kamala.
Posted by: Don Black, your one-stop source for the funk at October 25, 2024 09:54 PM (/7KEl) 216
215 It's over, guys. Jessica Alba has come out for Kamala.
Posted by: Don Black, your one-stop source for the funk at October 25, 2024 09:54 PM (/7KEl) ------- I thought that Sarah Jessica Parker had already sealed the deal. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 25, 2024 09:56 PM (JkO4W) 217
“Mairzy Doats” is a novelty song written and composed in 1943 by Milton Drake, Al Hoffman, and Jerry Livingston. It contains lyrics that make no sense as written, but are near homophones of meaningful phrases. The song's title, for example, is a homophone of "Mares eat oats". The song's refrain, as written on the sheet music, seems meaningless: Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you? However, the lyrics of the bridge provide a clue: If the words sound queer and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey, Sing "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy." This hint allows the ear to translate the final line as "a kid'll eat ivy, too; wouldn't you?" Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 25, 2024 09:56 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: TRex at October 25, 2024 09:56 PM (IQ6Gq) 219
I thought that Sarah Jessica Parker had already sealed the deal.
Posted by: Cicero The coveted equestrian faced vote Posted by: Miklos so notes at October 25, 2024 09:57 PM (FRB3p) 220
215 Jessica who?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 25, 2024 09:58 PM (ZVgZ4) 221
>I thought that Sarah Jessica Parker had already sealed the deal.
Posted by: Cicero ---- they're just piling on now, I guess Posted by: Don Black, your one-stop source for the funk at October 25, 2024 09:58 PM (/7KEl) 222
WNBA? Oh, no! Anyway...
Posted by: t-bird at October 25, 2024 09:58 PM (/3Wsk) 223
>>> 158 Royce White @Highway_30 9h
This video alone should compel you to vote for Donald Trump. https://is.gd/7LJlrn 1:25 minutes; supercut, I assume Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 09:25 PM (hovnC) If I vote for Trump will he nuke Hollywood? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 25, 2024 09:59 PM (FnneF) 224
Got the Rogan/Trump thing playing. I am liking it. Joe is letting him talk. Hannity could take a lesson from Joe Rogan.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 25, 2024 10:00 PM (Ad8y9) 225
It's over, guys. Jessica Alba has come out for Kamala.
Posted by: Don Black, your one-stop source for the funk at October 25, 2024 09:54 Twenty years ago Jessica Alba was crazy hot. Now she is some kind of mogul. Posted by: leb at October 25, 2024 10:00 PM (+K+vL) 226
JOE BIDEN'S INFLATION
3 years ago, I would take my family up to Ventura Ca. and Andera's Harborside Restaurant. My favorite was the "Captain's Combo" at 17 bucks and change for Cod, Shrimp, Clams, and a pile o' fries. Today...30 bucks. FUJB...and same to you OBAMA as you were actually running this CF. Posted by: Nightwatch at October 25, 2024 10:00 PM (TDvv2) 227
Kamala speaking now.
Posted by: leb at October 25, 2024 10:01 PM (+K+vL) 228
We're going to let Hollywood down again, aren't we?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2024 10:02 PM (LkLld) 229
>>> 228 We're going to let Hollywood down again, aren't we?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2024 10:02 PM (LkLld) Like, down the Marianas Trench? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 25, 2024 10:04 PM (FnneF) 230
Nood fer the ONT.
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 25, 2024 10:05 PM (TSQkU) 231
#212 addendum:
EndGameWW3 @EndGameWW3 8m Air defenses have been activated near the residence of Iranian Supreme Leader Khamenei in central Tehran https://is.gd/e9R6oe 17 seconds; different video but same situation. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 10:05 PM (hovnC) 232
NY's Working Family Party is reminding me to vote.
I am registered as WFP. Op sec. Or something. Posted by: Jamaica at October 25, 2024 10:05 PM (IG7T0) 233
Kamala speaking now.
Posted by: leb Speaking..think about that. Because I am speaking, right? Speaking is about saying things, is what I am saying. *gesticulations* Posted by: Miklos, kamala thought wrighter at October 25, 2024 10:05 PM (FRB3p) 234
Willie Nelson has virtually no voice anymore. He makes Springsteen sound like Pavorotti. He whispers his songs now. His fan base are um mature adults, who , like me, cringe at the cracking , hoarse sound coming out of the voice box. Endorsing Kamala is just his contrary schtick, that somehow, he’s sticking it to the man.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 25, 2024 10:05 PM (Y4nFb) 235
Abortion is all they have. Yet still speaking about their families. Doesn't the contradiction mean anything to them?
Posted by: leb at October 25, 2024 10:05 PM (+K+vL) 236
And a bit more:
OSINTdefender @sentdefender 15m More Footage of Anti-Aircraft Fire seen over the Iranian Capital of Tehran. This kind of Air Defense will do literally nothing against Air-Launched Ballistic Missiles. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 10:06 PM (hovnC) Posted by: University of Miklos at October 25, 2024 10:06 PM (FRB3p) Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 25, 2024 10:06 PM (mH6SG) 239
Michael A. Horowitz @michaelh992 24m
Explosions reported in Dezful in western #Iran, and Semnan, east of Tehran, per Iranian opposition outlets Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 10:07 PM (hovnC) 240
WAIT UNTIL THE DIXIE CHICKS WEIGH IN
Posted by: It might be all over at October 25, 2024 10:08 PM (FRB3p) 241
Twenty years ago Jessica Alba was crazy hot. Now she is some kind of mogul.
Posted by: leb at October 25, 2024 10:00 PM (+K+vL) You mean, "rich and powerful in movies or radio" or did you mean "a hump of snow in a downhill ski run"? Posted by: Kindltot at October 25, 2024 10:09 PM (D7oie) 242
Kamala speaking now.
Please pass the salad. Posted by: Notorious BFD Fine I'll use a hair comb You are fired Posted by: Sen. May Klobuchar (D) at October 25, 2024 10:09 PM (FRB3p) 243
Nooooood!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 25, 2024 10:14 PM (ZVgZ4) 244
What animal is this? Why, Kamala’s spirit animal, of course.
Posted by: Bad to the Bone at October 25, 2024 10:55 PM (FxINA) 245
ONT go poof!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 26, 2024 01:49 AM (rii+a) 246
Errr, whut?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2024 01:50 AM (IG4Id) Posted by: Tuna at October 26, 2024 01:50 AM (oaGWv) Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 26, 2024 01:50 AM (D6PGr) 249
ONT is *poof*
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2024 01:50 AM (njWTi) 250
Awiens...
Posted by: Cute fuzzy kitten at October 26, 2024 01:53 AM (rii+a) 251
IDF blew up the ONT?
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 26, 2024 01:54 AM (/6GbT) 252
youtu.be/q94EdbBAJEE
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2024 01:54 AM (njWTi) 253
The Post is a Ghost....
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 26, 2024 01:54 AM (TGPs7) 254
Does posting on this 'old' thread dangereous? Will I be banned or exiled?
Worth the risk. Got to kill 4 more hours at work. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 26, 2024 01:55 AM (rii+a) 255
I see I'm not the only one that found the ONT got axed. I thought it must be the good-night comment I left.
Posted by: mindful webworker - whooa! at October 26, 2024 02:00 AM (eUEg4) 256
Wait, someone did a bad enough embarreling offense, that they sucked the entire ONT inta duh Barrel?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 26, 2024 02:00 AM (QAkQ3) 257
Meh, I'm not supposed to stay up so late these days, anyway.
Still a night-person, just need to *do* things during daylight. Bleh. Goes against my body-clock! Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2024 02:00 AM (njWTi) 258
Worth the risk. Got to kill 4 more hours at work.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 26, 2024 01:55 AM (rii+a) Pud where do you work? Used to do overnights myself. Posted by: leb at October 26, 2024 02:02 AM (+K+vL) 259
and I'm not the only one to think to back up to this thread for commenting.
Fortunately, backing up in the tab still showed my good-night comment text. In case I have to post it again here. Posted by: mindful webworker - whooa! at October 26, 2024 02:02 AM (eUEg4) 260
Heh. Maybe Pixy poked the blog in a sore spot.
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2024 02:03 AM (njWTi) 261
ixnay puddleglum
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2024 02:04 AM (njWTi) 262
ONT just disappeared.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 26, 2024 02:04 AM (/lPRQ) 263
Must be the fall time change.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 26, 2024 02:05 AM (/lPRQ) 264
Dang. That was a good WD ONT post, too.
Posted by: mindful webworker - what th...? at October 26, 2024 02:05 AM (eUEg4) 265
Copyright violation on the Roman Dog & Spilled Wine pic?
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2024 02:06 AM (njWTi) 266
Less than two weeks to the election and the ONT gets nixed coincidence? Hmm.
Posted by: leb at October 26, 2024 02:09 AM (+K+vL) 267
The late October early November surprise is Kamala has had multiple abortions. This will put her over the top with suburban white women.
Posted by: leb Suburban white women love whores? Posted by: Puddleglum Somebody has to sip the husband's penis so they don't have to. ==== Last ONT post that I can see. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 26, 2024 02:09 AM (/lPRQ) Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2024 02:12 AM (njWTi) 269
I had posted a g'night comment, was all ready to sack out, and then boom! Was it Putin? The Iranians? Raimondo?
As I just said to Milady, How am I supposed to sleep now? As she replied, Yeah, what if it comes back up? Or what if it doesn't? Posted by: mindful webworker - buzzed at October 26, 2024 02:13 AM (eUEg4) 270
On the plus side, I hadn't really given the top pic here proper admiration before. Nice.
Posted by: mindful webworker - in a state of confusion at October 26, 2024 02:16 AM (eUEg4) 271
And whoosh! The ONT just disappeared.
Posted by: Luther Heggs at October 26, 2024 02:16 AM (Aqu9a) 272
Just checked the front page, ONT is still missing. Guess it's still getting probed by aliens. They'll be sorry when they discover the Barrel.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 26, 2024 02:18 AM (rii+a) 273
Just checked the front page, ONT is still missing. Guess it's still getting probed by aliens. They'll be sorry when they discover the Barrel.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 26, 2024 02:18 AM (rii+a) Um, hate to be the one to tell you but the aliens actually brought the Barrel. Posted by: leb at October 26, 2024 02:22 AM (+K+vL) 274
Well now the ONT disappeared for me, I might have to to to bed. Sweet dreams, Horde.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 26, 2024 02:25 AM (Sgq8y) 275
Well obviously I am too too too tired to comment anymore! Night. Horde.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 26, 2024 02:26 AM (Sgq8y) 276
Just a little glitch in the matrix, pay no attention to the missing ONT. Posted by: Bob@NSA at October 26, 2024 02:28 AM (w6EFb) Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 26, 2024 02:33 AM (rii+a) Posted by: leb at October 26, 2024 02:38 AM (+K+vL) 279
It's gotten very quiet here. Guess we're all waiting on Skip.
Posted by: leb at October 26, 2024 02:45 AM (+K+vL) 280
Well, ONT still AWOL, and seems like it will remain so, so... reposting my g'night from the missing ONT
Where am I gonna find three hours to listen to PDJT talk to Rogan? Posted by: Tonypete Similar to my thinking. If you take it in half-hour/day segments, you can get through it by next weekend. I've still got the hour-long Jordan Peterson Psychological Analysis of Trump’s Personality in queue as well. Then there's the nearly-daily 1½-hour Trump rally speeches. And I got a copy of Deadpool and Wolverine here that's at the bottom of the viewing list. Let's see, if I skip sleep, eating, and walking the dog for a few weeks… Ah! I know! View everything at 2x speed. That'll help. But this should be savored. https://youtu.be/GArbUV_yv2k G'nite, y'all. Posted by: mindful webworker - unsolved mysteries at October 26, 2024 02:48 AM (eUEg4) 281
It's 11:53 at night my time and only 280 posts here?! I was expecting to scroll down and see over 1,000. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2024 02:54 AM (g8Gp5) 282
Ugh, can't sleep. Grrr.
Movies? Got to laugh: there's a huge tote box *full* of movies here. A friend brought them over last summer, 'cos she was done with them (knew she was dying ) and then another box full from a neighbor who was moving away-- the ones that didn't sell at yard sale. I can't sit still long enough to watch more than one at a time, and barely have time for that. Too many chores, gah! Some of the titles look kinda interesting, some.. definitely not so. Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2024 02:56 AM (njWTi) 283
Skip posted the Bad Blue link on the now disappeared ONT.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 26, 2024 02:57 AM (rii+a) 284
Skip did? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2024 03:01 AM (g8Gp5) 285
It's 11:53 at night my time and only 280 posts here?! I was expecting to scroll down and see over 1,000.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2024 02:54 AM (g8Gp5) The days or should I say nights of 1000 comments, barring extraordinary events are long gone it seems. Posted by: gernt at October 26, 2024 03:01 AM (+K+vL) 286
I know there was an ONT last night. Did it get so bad it had to be disappeared?
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 26, 2024 03:01 AM (hoCmQ) Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 26, 2024 03:06 AM (rii+a) 288
286 I know there was an ONT last night. Did it get so bad it had to be disappeared?
Posted by: olddog in mo Nah, it was pretty benign actually. It was a technical snafu. Or aliens. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 26, 2024 03:07 AM (rii+a) 289
Skip posted the Bad Blue link on the now disappeared ONT.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 26, 2024 02:57 ------------------ Directorblue.blogspot.com https://is.gd/M3rMIZ Posted by: olddog in mo at October 26, 2024 03:08 AM (hoCmQ) 290
Olddog, I didn't notice anything ban-worthy or suspicious in the ONT... it just suddenly went away.
I think somebody goofed, somehow. Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2024 03:08 AM (njWTi) 291
Ah, beat me to it.
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 26, 2024 03:09 AM (hoCmQ) 292
Dafuq did y'all do to the ONT? Or ate tonight's server hamsters just DEI hires?
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at October 26, 2024 03:13 AM (CuzpK) 293
Teh hampsters got into the likker cabinet...
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2024 03:32 AM (njWTi) 294
No ONT?
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 26, 2024 03:33 AM (elaR+) 295
No ONT?
Not anymore.. Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2024 03:35 AM (njWTi) 296
It's all those Europeans crapping 49 times a week. That's 7 trips to the throne room every day. And then you wonder why Walmart runs out of toilet paper?
Posted by: Ciampino - See the sky in front of you .. at October 26, 2024 03:35 AM (i0xsb) 297
Pixy maybe will 'splain it later
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2024 03:35 AM (njWTi) 298
ONT es muerto.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at October 26, 2024 03:37 AM (elaR+) 299
Ok, yawning again. Gonna try sleep again. 'Night.
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2024 03:37 AM (njWTi) 300
I am going to take a nap.
Posted by: Ciampino - See the sky in front of you . at October 26, 2024 03:38 AM (i0xsb) 301
On the ONT, Friend of the Blog Rick Wilson was referenced disrespectfully. This has now been corrected by erasing all of it without comment. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 26, 2024 03:40 AM (Ijbq0) Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 26, 2024 03:40 AM (rii+a) Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 26, 2024 03:41 AM (rii+a) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 26, 2024 03:49 AM (sPNpp) 305
I think the hamsters done sploded.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at October 26, 2024 03:55 AM (elaR+) 306
Got do some work stuff. I'll be back. Tech Thread will be up then. Maybe.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 26, 2024 03:58 AM (rii+a) 307
CLEAR! THUMP!
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at October 26, 2024 03:59 AM (elaR+) 308
Well, it's pretty interesting that we can't comment late at night unless we have an ONT. I mean, time was when we'd jack this Cafe and drive it up to 1,000 comments if the ONT didn't appear. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2024 04:05 AM (g8Gp5) 309
While we're here, does anyone have an opinion on the Menendez brothers? They just got approved for a new sentencing hearing. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2024 04:12 AM (g8Gp5) 310
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