Rumble in the Jungle Cafe

the Na Pali Coast, Hawaii
by Ben Milbrath/@PurdueToobah

Beach volleyball practice with your pug.

He learned one way to go up the stairs and darnit, he's sticking to that one way.

"Can I get a brandy?"

Action figures are getting out of control.

Panda doing some important panda business.

Update on the dog that climbed to the top of the pyramid: Don't worry, he just walked right back down.

This is the shape of a Cat's Soul.

Cranes making a huge racket.

These monkeys are even louder.

Now this llama is mouthing off.

Dog knows one part of the song.

Pasta bandit.

Rally pilot vs what rally pilot sees

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The stunning digital transitions by Zach King.

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Siblings love.. 😊

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Posted by: Admirale's Mate at October 17, 2024 07:32 PM (sMkAM)

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Posted by: Admirale's Mate at October 17, 2024 07:32 PM (sMkAM)

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Posted by: Admirale's Mate at October 17, 2024 07:33 PM (sMkAM)

4 th

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at October 17, 2024 07:33 PM (sMkAM)

5 muhaha

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at October 17, 2024 07:33 PM (sMkAM)

6 nooded

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 17, 2024 07:34 PM (hovnC)

7 He learned one way to go up the stairs and darnit, he's sticking to that one way.

Donkey Kong FTW!

Posted by: mikeski at October 17, 2024 07:34 PM (DgGvY)

8 Is that the Pali Coast?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2024 07:34 PM (guGkK)

9 Kamala, you ignorant slut!

Posted by: Willy Brown at October 17, 2024 07:36 PM (RUMEY)

10 The trouble with Hawaii is, it's full of Hawaiians.

Posted by: Edward I Longshanks at October 17, 2024 07:36 PM (guGkK)

11 Get the dart gun, Jim. Admirle's Mate has gone berserk.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 17, 2024 07:36 PM (u82oZ)

12 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2024 07:37 PM (fwDg9)

13 >> Is that the Pali Coast?

Na.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2024 07:38 PM (LkLld)

14 The whore has praised the killing of the hamas leader. I guess they wrote off Michigan.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 17, 2024 07:38 PM (UsTBc)

15 That can't be! I was assured here the Giza-dog video was fake.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 17, 2024 07:39 PM (hovnC)

16 Is that the Pali Coast?

Na.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2024 07:38 PM (LkLld)

This.
I don't see a busted up pier.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2024 07:40 PM (W/lyH)

17 Willowed:
Thank you very much for that link andyc.
--------
You're welcome.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 17, 2024 07:40 PM (hovnC)

18 Surprised those Rally Cars go that fast with those huge steel balls weighing them down.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2024 07:41 PM (RUMEY)

19 I was waiting for a wandering cow to show up on the road in the rally pilot video. Alas and alack, none did.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2024 07:41 PM (guGkK)

20 The beach volleyball girls usually look a little different that that.

Posted by: spindrift at October 17, 2024 07:41 PM (ThjJD)

21 You can get a great pizza on the Na Pali coast.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 17, 2024 07:41 PM (gcu1B)

22 >>>Now this llama is mouthing off.

Sounds like a squeaky toy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 17, 2024 07:42 PM (i24o9)

23 Paging Mohammad M. Mohammad. You are now the new leader of Hamas.

We will hold your pension in a Qatar bank.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 17, 2024 07:42 PM (u82oZ)

24 I took a boat ride along the Napali coast years ago. Has to be one of the most beautiful places in the world.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2024 07:43 PM (LkLld)

25 OT but I'll lose the link otherwise

Ahmed Ahmed on Leno (standup comedian)

https://tinyurl.com/2dmbuhkf

There was a redneck movie that featured various Ahmeds getting blown up but I don't remember the title.

Posted by: Ciampino - funny stuff at October 17, 2024 07:43 PM (qfLjt)

26 Nice doll.

It's an aaaaccction figure!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2024 07:44 PM (RUMEY)

27 When the Cajun Navy drops off supplies in NC, they also drop off toys for the kids

https://tinyurl.com/3x9cwt8z

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 17, 2024 07:45 PM (gfViB)

28 Boy, I could really go for a Spam sammich on a King's washed down with some Hawaiin Punch (and Valu Rite).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 17, 2024 07:45 PM (gm9Sb)

29 Evening.

*Looks at the Iron Man figure video*

Whatever happened to the little 3 inch figures?

Posted by: Robert at October 17, 2024 07:45 PM (7N6BN)

30 JackStraw

Every time my ship docked in Napoli, we were Med Moored near the hydrofoil docks. Watched them for a long time, then took one to Capri.

Very scenic! I even had well cooked calamari, tentacle side down. A magical trip.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 17, 2024 07:47 PM (u82oZ)

31 Pretty cranes waiting for us to get close enough so that they can snatch the eyeballs right out of our heads with those wicked beaks.

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at October 17, 2024 07:47 PM (9Vd9l)

32 So I want to go vote early tomorrow. I've never done the early vote before. Does anyone know if there is anything special I have to do? Just show up with ID or do I have to pre fill something out?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2024 07:48 PM (RUMEY)

33 It's an aaaaccction figure!!
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Collectibles!!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 17, 2024 07:48 PM (hovnC)

34 It's an aaaaccction figure!!
--------
Collectibles!!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 17, 2024 07:48 PM (hovnC)

Dolls are collectibles?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 17, 2024 07:49 PM (i24o9)

35 "So I want to go vote early tomorrow."

Schlichter's column today says to vote today, don't wait.

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at October 17, 2024 07:49 PM (9Vd9l)

36 Na Pali is beautiful.

Posted by: Lurker at October 17, 2024 07:50 PM (FC8SQ)

37 So I want to go vote early tomorrow. I've never done the early vote before. Does anyone know if there is anything special I have to do? Just show up with ID or do I have to pre fill something out?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2024 07:48 PM (RUMEY)

Blood and sperm samples.

Posted by: Robert at October 17, 2024 07:51 PM (8qE2U)

38 Wow a Llama!

That Na Pali coast had me confused as it didn't really look like the Tyrrhenian Coast of Napoli (Naples).

Posted by: Carl Wheezer -- Llama afficionado at October 17, 2024 07:51 PM (qfLjt)

39 Judge with a two out, two run homer in top of eighth to tie the game at 3 . Good game

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 17, 2024 07:51 PM (YUtTn)

40 >>Na Pali is beautiful.

It's no Pok Choi

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2024 07:52 PM (te6KH)

41 The trouble with Hawaii is, it's full of Hawaiians.
Posted by: Edward I Longshanks at October 17, 2024 07:36 PM (guGkK)

****

Mostly Filipinos, Japanese and Californians.

Posted by: Lurker at October 17, 2024 07:52 PM (FC8SQ)

42 Stanton homers. Yankees up 4-3

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 17, 2024 07:52 PM (YUtTn)

43 "I took a boat ride along the Napali coast years ago. Has to be one of the most beautiful places in the world.
Posted by: JackStraw"

We did that. Got to swim with some sea turtles. None of them had straws sticking out of their nose, that I could see.

That was the trip when I read "Atlas Shrugged". It's a long story. The one about the trip, not the book.

Posted by: fd at October 17, 2024 07:52 PM (vFG9F)

44 32 So I want to go vote early tomorrow. I've never done the early vote before. Does anyone know if there is anything special I have to do? Just show up with ID or do I have to pre fill something out?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2024 07:48 PM

I just voted this afternoon. The only difference is that there are fewer early voting locations than your regular polling stations for election day. Check your state voting site for a list of locations in your area where you can vote.

Posted by: Moonbeam at October 17, 2024 07:53 PM (rbKZ6)

45 "So I want to go vote early tomorrow."

I checked out the local LWV site today and inspected the ballot. Enough labor for today.

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at October 17, 2024 07:53 PM (9Vd9l)

46 >>Every time my ship docked in Napoli, we were Med Moored near the hydrofoil docks. Watched them for a long time, then took one to Capri.

Never been to Naples, Salty. But I have been on the Napali coast in Kauai.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2024 07:54 PM (LkLld)

47 Hiya Salty, sad how little it takes to amuse me anymore but, please, don't dart me

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at October 17, 2024 07:54 PM (sMkAM)

48
I just voted this afternoon. The only difference is that there are fewer early voting locations than your regular polling stations for election day. Check your state voting site for a list of locations in your area where you can vote.
Posted by: Moonbeam at October 17, 2024 07:53 PM (rbKZ6)

So it's just like Election Day voting? Just go with an ID.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2024 07:55 PM (RUMEY)

49
Hello, everyone. It's wonderful to be back here at the Ace Café. I remember the time when...

*drones on dully for the next hour*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 17, 2024 07:55 PM (EsZUh)

50 But the book "Atlas Shrugged" is a long story too.

Funny how we always get the same kinds of villains and heros. It must have something to do with human nature.

Posted by: fd at October 17, 2024 07:57 PM (vFG9F)

51
Monkeys?

You know I hate fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2024 07:57 PM (cBmIV)

52 The old saying, "God takes care of fools, drunks and children", needs to be amended to include pandas.

Posted by: Paco at October 17, 2024 07:57 PM (njExo)

53 48- So it's just like Election Day voting? Just go with an ID.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2024 07:55 PM

Yep! The line was the longest I've had to wait when voting. Unfortunately, they all looked and sounded like Democrats!

Posted by: Moonbeam at October 17, 2024 07:58 PM (rbKZ6)

54 I like to wait until election day to vote in case something comes up that might cause me to change my mind.

Posted by: fd at October 17, 2024 07:58 PM (vFG9F)

55 14 The whore has praised the killing of the hamas leader. I guess they wrote off Michigan. - Thomas Paine

She probably thought he was Catholic.

Posted by: Paco at October 17, 2024 07:59 PM (njExo)

56 Blood and sperm samples.

Can I bring my shorts?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 17, 2024 07:59 PM (gg4h4)

57
Stan Musiel homered?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2024 07:59 PM (cBmIV)

58 Stanton homers. Yankees up 4-3

Sigh. It's not fun being an Indians fan.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 17, 2024 07:59 PM (mH6SG)

59 Anybody ever see someone vote in their pajamas? I have.

Posted by: fd at October 17, 2024 08:00 PM (vFG9F)

60 >> The whore has praised the killing of the hamas leader. I guess they wrote off Michigan. - Thomas Paine

Turns out, he was Praying in an Abortion Clinic.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2024 08:01 PM (te6KH)

61 Anybody ever see someone vote in their pajamas? I have.
Posted by: fd at October 17, 2024 08:00 PM (vFG9F)

(All together now....)

What were they doing in your pajamas?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 17, 2024 08:01 PM (DDGz9)

62
Fox execs would throw interns into a volcano as a sacrifice for a Yankees-Dodgers WS.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 17, 2024 08:01 PM (EsZUh)

63 Hawaiin Punch

No standing!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 17, 2024 08:01 PM (gg4h4)

64
malaka turns 60 on Sunday

What's the probability it gets nary a mention in the fake news? 70%? 99%?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2024 08:02 PM (cBmIV)

65 A new poll shows a major shift in the Ohio Senate race as Republican candidate Bernie Moreno has taken a slim lead over longtime Democratic Senator Sherrod Brown.

It moved.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 17, 2024 08:02 PM (/U5Yz)

66 FJB voids in his pajamas.

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at October 17, 2024 08:02 PM (9Vd9l)

67 Monkeys?

You know I hate fucking monkeys.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2024 07:57 PM (cBmIV)

Try the veal?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 17, 2024 08:04 PM (D7oie)

68 "You know I hate fucking monkeys.
Posted by: Soothsayer"

Where do you stand on chimps?

Posted by: Tarzan at October 17, 2024 08:06 PM (vFG9F)

69 "You know I hate fucking monkeys."

Chaste monkeys are tolerable at best.

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at October 17, 2024 08:07 PM (9Vd9l)

70 Rally pilot vs what rally pilot sees

As if road rally isn't hard enough, now they put hay bales in the middle of the road.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2024 08:07 PM (GCKiK)

71 Can I get a Brandy? I hear she's a fine girl.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 17, 2024 08:08 PM (a3Q+t)

72 Carl got his llama.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 17, 2024 08:09 PM (a3Q+t)

73 As if road rally isn't hard enough, now they put hay bales in the middle of the road.
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2024 08:07 PM (GCKiK)

That might be to keep the cars from blasting through the town in top gear.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 17, 2024 08:10 PM (D7oie)

74 I don’t know what those gross slime balls in boba tea are made of, but I’m pretty sure it’s snail mucin.

Posted by: Lurker at October 17, 2024 08:11 PM (FC8SQ)

75
Hot Babes from the Get Smart tv show:

https://is.gd/EmNW14

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2024 08:11 PM (cBmIV)

76 32 So I want to go vote early tomorrow. I've never done the early vote before. Does anyone know if there is anything special I have to do? Just show up with ID or do I have to pre fill something out?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2024 07:48 PM (RUMEY)

Easy Peasy if you're dead or an illegal alien.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 17, 2024 08:11 PM (NMT5x)

77 Howdy!

Rally drivers are the best in the world. The speeds they go on the terrain they drive on, and car control is superb.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 17, 2024 08:12 PM (jrKun)

78

African Hub
@AfricanHub_
Obama killed Gaddafi. Libya has never had peace since the death of Gaddafi.

Currently in Libya black people are being sold at a cost of $400. Obama literally brought slavery back.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 17, 2024 08:12 PM (TGPs7)

79 So I want to go vote early tomorrow. I've never done the early vote before. Does anyone know if there is anything special I have to do? Just show up with ID or do I have to pre fill something out?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2024 07:48 PM

Be prepared to show your Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistries Appreciation Association Membership card.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 17, 2024 08:12 PM (a3Q+t)

80 You know I hate fucking monkeys.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2024 07:57 PM (cBmIV)

*nods knowingly*

*puffs pipe thoughtfully*

Posted by: Guy Just Retired From A Career Fucking Monkeys at October 17, 2024 08:12 PM (guGkK)

81 The pasta bandit is cute. But she should have been making *lasagne* noodles!

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 17, 2024 08:13 PM (NMT5x)

82 18 Surprised those Rally Cars go that fast with those huge steel balls weighing them down.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2024 07:41 PM (RUMEY)
----
You have probably watched videos of rally crashes. Mostly spectacular.

Posted by: Ciampino - they do drive fast eh at October 17, 2024 08:13 PM (qfLjt)

83 Candace Owens drops an update on her research into Kamala's Jamaican heritage. You'll not be shocked to guess.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2024 08:14 PM (Aqu9a)

84 I don’t know what those gross slime balls in boba tea are
Posted by: Lurker at October 17, 2024 08:11 PM

Fetts, they are.

Posted by: Yoda woke he now is at October 17, 2024 08:14 PM (a3Q+t)

85 80 LOL

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at October 17, 2024 08:14 PM (9Vd9l)

86
Alfred E Newman dinner has commenced.

Who's watching?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2024 08:15 PM (cBmIV)

87 That said, my local boba tea shop is a great place to see 18-26 year-old chicks in yoga pants, my lord.

Posted by: Lurker at October 17, 2024 08:15 PM (FC8SQ)

88
Marian Bartoromo is there. She looks nice for an ol' gal.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2024 08:16 PM (cBmIV)

89 Group 'B' Rally was the Greatest of ALL Racing.

Nothing like it before or since.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2024 08:16 PM (te6KH)

90 I don’t know what those gross slime balls in boba tea are made of, but I’m pretty sure it’s snail mucin.
Posted by: Lurker at October 17, 2024 08:11 PM (FC8SQ)

Tapioca. They are made from the same stuff tapioca pudding is made out of.
Be happy, if they were raw from the cassava plant they would be full of cyanide.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 17, 2024 08:16 PM (D7oie)

91
oh forfucksake, Peggy Noonan is there, too

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2024 08:16 PM (cBmIV)

92 I don’t know what those gross slime balls in boba tea are
Posted by: Lurker at October 17, 2024 08:11 PM

Fetts, they are.
Posted by: Yoda woke he now is at October 17, 2024 08:14 PM (a3Q+t)

Boba Fett and Jango Fett were bail bondsmen. Ed Fett was the black sheep of the family. He did people's taxes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2024 08:16 PM (Aqu9a)

93 Alfred E Newman dinner has commenced.

Who's watching?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2024 08:15 PM (cBmIV)

what, me?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 17, 2024 08:17 PM (D7oie)

94
little mike bloomberg is there

so is Robert Kraft, the father of homos, and owner of the Patriots

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2024 08:17 PM (cBmIV)

95 oh forfucksake, Peggy Noonan is there, too
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2024 08:16 PM (cBmIV)

I hope she waxes poetic.

I love it when she waxes poetic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2024 08:18 PM (guGkK)

96
Alfred E Newman dinner has commenced.

Who's watching?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2024 08:15 PM (cBmIV)

what, me?
Posted by: Kindltot

Mmm. Well done.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2024 08:18 PM (cBmIV)

97 African Hub
@AfricanHub_
Obama killed Gaddafi. Libya has never had peace since the death of Gaddafi.

Currently in Libya black people are being sold at a cost of $400. Obama literally brought slavery back.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 17, 2024 08:12 PM (TGPs7)

****

Average price of a slave in America in 1850 was $400. Very little Bidenflation there!

Posted by: Lurker at October 17, 2024 08:19 PM (FC8SQ)

98
Alfred E Newman dinner link:

https://is.gd/TH3u0G

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2024 08:19 PM (cBmIV)

99 70 Rally pilot vs what rally pilot sees

As if road rally isn't hard enough, now they put hay bales in the middle of the road.
Posted by: t-bird

Safety. The cars go much faster now, so the FIA (and other organizers) comes up with ways to slow the cars down, mostly for safety, for both fans and drivers. As you saw in the video, they still go pretty quick.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 17, 2024 08:20 PM (jrKun)

100 >>>Hot Babes from the Get Smart tv show:
https://is.gd/EmNW14
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2024 08:11 PM (cBmIV)
*******
Well done Soothsayer. I enjoyed that and especially seeing “99”.She was hot.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at October 17, 2024 08:20 PM (uYyFV)

101 There is a video of women doing a traditional wash of cassava pulp through a mesh into a tub to get the bitterness and the tapioca starch out of the grated roots. One of the young ladies doing the vigorous washing apparently had decided to dress up for the task by wearing a tube top.

I forget what happened after that.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 17, 2024 08:21 PM (D7oie)

102 I took a boat ride along the Napali coast years ago. Has to be one of the most beautiful places in the world.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Agree, it is amazing. Scampywife and I got engaged in Kauai.

Posted by: scampydog romantic at October 17, 2024 08:21 PM (41CYW)

103 Pugs are not that capable, generally. I'm thinking Boston Terrier.

Posted by: Splunge at October 17, 2024 08:22 PM (hmKaK)

104 "Tapioca starch is a chemical compound made up of amylose and amylopectin, two types of glucose polymers"

IDNKT! (Yeccch.)

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at October 17, 2024 08:22 PM (9Vd9l)

105 I hope she waxes poetic.

I love it when she waxes poetic.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2024 08:18 PM (guGkK)

I had a girlfriend who waxed poetic. I have to admit I liked the way it looked and it made me less likely to gag on a hair.

Posted by: Lurker at October 17, 2024 08:22 PM (FC8SQ)

106 77 Howdy!

Rally drivers are the best in the world. The speeds they go on the terrain they drive on, and car control is superb.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 17, 2024 08:12 PM (jrKun)
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As a teen I remember watching small local sections of the East African Safari Rally (I think that's what it was called). Treacherous and sometimes deadly dirt roads through three countries - Kenya, Uganda and Tanganyika. Dust, mud, water hazards particularly when it rained (always) and corrugation and more corrugation, enough to rattle a car to pieces. Then there was the local game: cows, horses, donkeys, sheep, goats, chickens, PEOPLE, and the wild stuff: gazelle mainly, Cape buffalo, zebras and wildebeests (gnus). I don't remember elephant or giraffe incidents but there must have been.

Posted by: Ciampino - they do drive very fast at October 17, 2024 08:22 PM (qfLjt)

107
Well done Soothsayer. I enjoyed that and especially seeing “99”.She was hot.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly

Yeah, quite impressive collection of 1960's exquisite T 'n A.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2024 08:23 PM (cBmIV)

108 Pugs are not that capable, generally. I'm thinking Boston Terrier.
Posted by: Splunge at October 17, 2024 08:22 PM (hmKaK)

Suh! You offend me!!
*slaps with glove*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 17, 2024 08:24 PM (Ad8y9)

109 Those monkeys are the stuff of nightmares...

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at October 17, 2024 08:24 PM (m0WlR)

110 I love it when she waxes poetic.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2024 08:18 PM

So, we can mark you down in the hardwood column?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 17, 2024 08:26 PM (a3Q+t)

111 Should have a Suck-a-Dick Meter for Kamala.

Bret Baier Interview ?

5 sucked dicks.

Normal day ?

3&1/2 sucked dicks.

Suck-a-Dick Meter. We need it now.

Posted by: jsg at October 17, 2024 08:26 PM (hBlxk)

112
Marian Bartoromo is there. She looks nice for an ol' gal.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2024 08:16 PM (cBmIV)

__________

Haven't seen her in many years. Is she still?... *draws outline with hands*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 17, 2024 08:26 PM (EsZUh)

113
lefty piece of shit "comedian" jim gaffigan is the MC at the Al Smith dinner

Will he be nasty?

/shakes magic 8-ball

Magic 8-ball says: Does the pope shit in the woods?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2024 08:27 PM (cBmIV)

114 Wrestle Ops
@WrestleOps

Donald Trump is expected to do an interview this week with The Undertaker on his ‘Six Feet Under’ pod.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 17, 2024 08:27 PM (TGPs7)

115 23 Paging Mohammad M. Mohammad. You are now the new leader of Hamas.

We will hold your pension in a Qatar bank.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 17, 2024 07:42 PM (u82oZ)

Pass

Posted by: Ramallah Term and Whole Life Insurance at October 17, 2024 08:27 PM (pIfcn)

116 oh forfucksake, Peggy Noonan is there, too

******************

Isnt she like 183 years old now?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at October 17, 2024 08:29 PM (M7vhK)

117 Only people crazier than a rally driver is a rally fan.

Posted by: javems at October 17, 2024 08:29 PM (8I4hW)

118 Kamala booed at dinner when announced she wouldn't be attending.. Tough crowd those Catholics.

Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2024 08:31 PM (Qgr0I)

119 Pugs are not that capable, generally. I'm thinking Boston Terrier.
Posted by: Splunge at October 17, 2024 08:22 PM (hmKaK)

Suh! You offend me!!
*slaps with glove*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 17, 2024 08:24 PM (Ad8y9)
-------------
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HIS NIC ISN'T ACTUALLY ABOUT A DOG, BUT FROM THE IRISH PHRASE "POG MO THON" WHICH MEANS "KISS MY A**!"

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 17, 2024 08:32 PM (U1w17)

120 Should have a Suck-a-Dick Meter for Kamala.

Bret Baier Interview ?

5 sucked dicks.

Normal day ?

3&1/2 sucked dicks.

Suck-a-Dick Meter. We need it now.
Posted by: jsg at October 17, 2024 08:26 PM (hBlxk)
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Dante: My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!!

Confused Bystander: In a row?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 17, 2024 08:34 PM (U1w17)

121 Surprised those Rally Cars go that fast with those huge steel balls weighing them down.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Take a look at the Isle of Man TT racers. My eyes aren't good enough to see the track in front of them due to how fast they are going.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2024 08:34 PM (WXNFJ)

122 Quiet here. The party must be under way at the ranch.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 17, 2024 08:37 PM (U1w17)

123 Okay, then. Off to cook some lovely steaks.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 17, 2024 08:39 PM (U1w17)

124 Quiet here. The party must be under way at the ranch.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

The strip cribbage tourney must be under way.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2024 08:39 PM (WXNFJ)

125 On wedding trip on Kauai we got stuck up in a elementary school one whole morning for a tidal wave scare, heard it was like 3 feet.

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2024 08:40 PM (fwDg9)

126
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HIS NIC ISN'T ACTUALLY ABOUT A DOG, BUT FROM THE IRISH PHRASE "POG MO THON" WHICH MEANS "KISS MY A**!"
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER

I did not know that!

Posted by: John E. Carson at October 17, 2024 08:40 PM (63Dwl)

127 Take a look at the Isle of Man TT racers. My eyes aren't good enough to see the track in front of them due to how fast they are going.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2024 08:34 PM (WXNFJ)

Oh hell yeah. That is the pinnacle of crazy skill combined with massive amounts of balls. Nothing tops Isle of Man

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2024 08:41 PM (RUMEY)

128 122 Quiet here. The party must be under way at the ranch.
______

Did they get Wet Leg as the featured act?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 17, 2024 08:41 PM (fs1hN)

129 Guardians tie it with two outs in 9th on ph 2 r homer

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 17, 2024 08:42 PM (YUtTn)

130 108 Suh! You offend me!!
*slaps with glove*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 17, 2024 08:24 PM (Ad8y9)

*Sighs, dons Will Munny mantle*

Your challenge is accepted. Name your weapon.

Posted by: Splunge at October 17, 2024 08:42 PM (hmKaK)

131 Althea!

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2024 08:42 PM (LkLld)

132 Megyn Kelly is torching Kamala.

She's so much better when she's allowed to cuss.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2024 08:43 PM (RUMEY)

133 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HIS NIC ISN'T ACTUALLY ABOUT A DOG, BUT FROM THE IRISH PHRASE "POG MO THON" WHICH MEANS "KISS MY A**!"
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 17, 2024 08:32 PM (U1w17)

what's even funnier is that I chose my nic based on the now-closed Irish pub Pug Mahon's in Billings MT. Great place. I only learned of the name's origins later on.

but it seems fitting.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 17, 2024 08:43 PM (Ad8y9)

134 My Nic came from Forest Gump.

Ala

Bama!

When he wants Jenny to come back home.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2024 08:44 PM (RUMEY)

135 For those that have never attended the TXMoMe - let me give you a (very) small taste of it:

The open bar is a large table set up under a protected area whereby attendees so moved deposit a bottle of their favorite hootch when they arrive. By early morning on Thursday, it is jammed packed. It never closes - it's available to anyone, at any time, during the fun. Ready to get started at 0700? The bar awaits you. Need a nightcap of 0300. Again, come and drink me the table beckons.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2024 08:44 PM (WXNFJ)

136 121 Surprised those Rally Cars go that fast with those huge steel balls weighing them down.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Take a look at the Isle of Man TT racers. My eyes aren't good enough to see the track in front of them due to how fast they are going.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2024 08:34 PM (WXNFJ)
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Yes. It's both thrilling and scary to watch those videos taken from on-board the bike. Then when they go past a stationary camera you don't see anything but a blur. When going through shaded roads I get a little confused.

Posted by: Ciampino - they do drive at insane speeds at October 17, 2024 08:45 PM (qfLjt)

137 132 Megyn Kelly is torching Kamala.

She's so much better when she's allowed to cuss.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2024 08:43 PM (RUMEY)

She is happy and super-competent at what she does. It's great to see. I remember when she was trying to be a soft-sweater, non-threatening morning TV host. It was painfully wrong. So glad she's back doing what she should be doing.

Posted by: Splunge at October 17, 2024 08:45 PM (hmKaK)

138 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 17, 2024 08:24 PM (Ad8y9)

*Sighs, dons Will Munny mantle*

Your challenge is accepted. Name your weapon.
Posted by: Splunge at October 17, 2024 08:42 PM (hmKaK)

*looks at pump-action shotgun*

I call her Jenny.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 17, 2024 08:45 PM (Ad8y9)

139 At first I read that as "Beach volleyball with your pig."

Liz Cheney is that you?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2024 08:46 PM (4oRew)

140 138 *looks at pump-action shotgun*

I call her Jenny.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 17, 2024 08:45 PM (Ad8y9)

Oooh, a shotgun. Yeah. I'm going to have to take a rain check. I've got a guy who is going to teach me how to load one, though. Get this -- he's a candidate for the office of Vice President of the United States. Dude must really know what he's doing.

Posted by: Splunge at October 17, 2024 08:47 PM (hmKaK)

141 Watched 2 Megyn videos on Kamunist interview, that didn't do her any good.

Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2024 08:48 PM (fwDg9)

142 Strange seeing a dog in a seat in a plane. But then I haven't flown since 96-97 so what do I know. I don't think we had comfort animals then though there were service dogs.

Posted by: Ciampino - does the dog get lunch on the tray? at October 17, 2024 08:53 PM (qfLjt)

143 "Ready to get started at 0700? The bar awaits you. Need a nightcap of 0300. Again, come and drink me the table beckons.
Posted by: Tonypete"

After you are done at the ranges for the day.

If you never shoot though, you will never have reason to run dry. There are also numerous coolers filled with beverages of all sorts. Except Zima. I don't remember any Zima.

Posted by: Tarzan at October 17, 2024 08:54 PM (vFG9F)

144 Off swinging sock.

Posted by: fd at October 17, 2024 08:54 PM (vFG9F)

145
The strip cribbage tourney must be under way.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2024 08:39 PM (WXNFJ)

Strip cabbage? I'm in for the burlesque bok choy.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 17, 2024 08:55 PM (NMT5x)

146 Anyone know President Obama's Penis size?? I have to go see him tomorrow...

Is it Bigger or Smaller than Big Mike's ?????

Posted by: Kamal Harris at October 17, 2024 08:55 PM (/1UO6)

147 I got a meme of someone boosting living in a 15 minute city.

It has two pictures from When Harry Met Sally - specifically the infamous fake orgasm scene.

The first picture is Meg Ryan giving her fake o-face with the caption "me living in a 15m city" and then the second picture has one of the other women in the cafe looking at Meg with envy captioned "people living outside of a 15m city"

But here's the thing - in the movie Meg is having a fake orgasm and she's doing it to show just how easy it is to trick men.

So is the meme really just to show how gullible idiots are?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2024 08:56 PM (oZhjI)

148 131 Althea!
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2024 08:42 PM (LkLld)

Which era? pick a keyboard player or something

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 17, 2024 08:57 PM (pIfcn)

149 10
A couple like that:
American woman in Paris: The city is great but too many Frenchmen around.

American woman in Paris: Paris is beautiful but it has too many foreign cars (French cars).

Posted by: Ciampino - The Loud American at October 17, 2024 08:58 PM (qfLjt)

150 132
'Megyn Kelly is torching Kamala.

She's so much better when she's allowed to cuss.'

Me too. You can tell she's happier too.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 17, 2024 08:58 PM (3wi/L)

151 Bok choy mahjong

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2024 08:58 PM (4oRew)

152 Yahya Yahya
Yahya Yahya
Hey Hey Goodbye!

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 17, 2024 08:59 PM (NMT5x)

153
Forgot a 'hey'.

Yahya Yahya
Yahya Yahya
HEY Hey Hey Goodbye!

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 17, 2024 09:01 PM (NMT5x)

154 This thread is a bit slow tonight. Where is everyone?

Posted by: Ciampino - Lamenting at October 17, 2024 09:01 PM (qfLjt)

155 >>Which era? pick a keyboard player or something

Fox has been featuring the Dead during their breaks to commercial in the Mets - Dodgers series. It's been great. Not helping my Mets though.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2024 09:01 PM (LkLld)

156 151 Bok choy mahjong
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2024 08:58 PM (4oRew

Scarlet Johansson in Ghost in the Shell.

Yah or nyah?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2024 09:01 PM (RUMEY)

157 Take a look at the Isle of Man TT racers.

Joey Dunlop was so far ahead, he stopped at a roadside pub for a pint. Then at another pub. Won handily. Second place was so upset he filed a protest, insisted on breathalyzer. Dunlop failed test, was legally DUI and they disqualified his win. Grrrrr.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 17, 2024 09:01 PM (rCZBa)

158 TRIBE !!!!

Posted by: browndog remembers the lean years at October 17, 2024 09:02 PM (TTAGa)

159 Guardians win 7-5 . Walk off two run homer in the 10th.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 17, 2024 09:02 PM (YUtTn)

160 Scarlet Johansson

Mutilated by tattoos.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 17, 2024 09:03 PM (rCZBa)

161 What Is A Turnaround?

https://youtu.be/2gCk9yBBOUo

Guys, this is supremely educational. I really think you want to watch this.

Posted by: Robert at October 17, 2024 09:03 PM (IKd5m)

162 Joey Dunlop was so far ahead, he stopped at a roadside pub for a pint. Then at another pub. Won handily. Second place was so upset he filed a protest, insisted on breathalyzer. Dunlop failed test, was legally DUI and they disqualified his win. Grrrrr.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 17, 2024 09:01 PM (rCZBa

That's amazing! They should have given him two trophies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2024 09:04 PM (RUMEY)

163 Wow, what a game.

Was pointing out to Little Meanie that after they showed an Indian fan making the sign of the cross at 5-3, the Tribe score 4 runs. Goes to show that even God roots against the Yankees

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 17, 2024 09:05 PM (xn33A)

164 ha

https://tinyurl.com/u9fw87wv

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2024 09:06 PM (LkLld)

165 Never watched the live action with ScarJo since about 80% of the plot had already been done in Mamorou's original movie. Which is a bad habit for most GitS anime movies. They kept going back to the original eight issues to trot it out again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2024 09:07 PM (4oRew)

166 Northerners took Texas chili and made it better with beans.

It is known.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2024 09:07 PM (RUMEY)

167 Suck it, Yankees!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 17, 2024 09:08 PM (fs1hN)

168 https://classiccars.com/listings/find/1960-1974/citroen

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 17, 2024 09:08 PM (rCZBa)

169 What Is A Turnaround?

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 17, 2024 09:10 PM (rCZBa)

170 166 "Northerners took Texas chili and made it better with beans.

It is known."

Die, heretic!

Posted by: Retief at October 17, 2024 09:10 PM (UL9Rw)

171 "https://classiccars.com/listings/find/1960-1974/citroen"

I want the DS station wagon.

Posted by: fd at October 17, 2024 09:10 PM (vFG9F)

172 The Falcon 9 - Starlink launch for today got moved to tomorrow, after Noon. I'll post details later.

For those interested here is a longish but detailed video of the engineering and practice by SpaceX in catching that booster. It is excellent.

https://youtu.be/ub6HdADut50

Posted by: Ciampino - on the ball at October 17, 2024 09:11 PM (qfLjt)

173 170 166 "Northerners took Texas chili and made it better with beans.

It is known."

Die, heretic!
Posted by: Retief at October 17, 2024 09:10 PM (UL9Rw)

Drink your soup, peasant.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2024 09:12 PM (RUMEY)

174 What Is A Turnaround?

https://youtu.be/2gCk9yBBOUo

Guys, this is supremely educational. I really think you want to watch this.
Posted by: Robert at October 17, 2024 09:03 PM (IKd5m)

the Japanese version is reading it phonetically I think, but the Spanish version I think is a native speaker

Posted by: Kindltot at October 17, 2024 09:13 PM (D7oie)

175 Northerners took Texas chili and made it better with
(Wait for it)
CARROTS

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 17, 2024 09:13 PM (rCZBa)

176 Trump went to a Barber shop in the Bronx before the Al Smith event.

Just chilling with the dudes and hamming it up.

Guy is smooth peanut butter.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2024 09:15 PM (RUMEY)

177 Made beef barley soup with leftover pot roast. Oh I love pot roast.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 17, 2024 09:15 PM (NMT5x)

178 Northerners took Texas chili and made it better with
(Wait for it)
CARROTS
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 17, 2024 09:13 PM (rCZBa)

I have a north/south compliant chili recipe. Actually it just tosses out the beans, the hot peppers and the meat and just cooks up the cumin in sugar.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 17, 2024 09:15 PM (D7oie)

179 Alabama

Oh, this would make me giggle. Kamala is going to be on Zoom. Imagine the Laughing Man hijacking her connection.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2024 09:18 PM (4oRew)

180 170 166 "Northerners took Texas chili and made it better with beans.

It is known."

Die, heretic!

Posted by: Retief at October 17, 2024 09:10 PM (UL9Rw)
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I first had chili after marrying my late Wife from Illinois. Chili not really a thing in Africa where curry would be the thing. So my Wife liked it and always made chili with beans and it was always referred to as chili and beans. It's good but to my palate it is not something I would choose over a nice hot curry. To each his own. I would prefer a meat lasagne.

Posted by: Ciampino - lasagne reared its head at October 17, 2024 09:19 PM (qfLjt)

181 179 Alabama

Oh, this would make me giggle. Kamala is going to be on Zoom. Imagine the Laughing Man hijacking her connection.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2024 09:18 PM (4oRew

That would be awesome. Just slap the logo on her face.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2024 09:20 PM (RUMEY)

182 Zoom? That sucks bad enough for some meaningless work meeting. It would have been better to not do it at all than to do it over zoom. I'm thinking her advisors aren't on her side lol.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 17, 2024 09:21 PM (NMT5x)

183 Trump looks good at the dinner.
Melanie is lovely.

Schumer. Looks like death.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 17, 2024 09:21 PM (fpVC1)

184 So... I stole out into the backyard with Binoculars last evening at dusk in SoCal in an effort to try and spot this "ONCE IN A LIFETIME COMET."

Nope after 30 mins.

Tonight is the last night but clouds overhead so...Oh Well.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 17, 2024 09:22 PM (TDvv2)

185 Schumer, death comes for him?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2024 09:22 PM (4oRew)

186 Schumer always looks smarmy, I just want to give a good slap.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 17, 2024 09:24 PM (2NHgQ)

187 Every time the news says there's a "once in a lifetime" astronomical event, I just have to shrug my shoulders and accept that I won't see it. Western Oregon is probably the least conducive place in North America to stargaze (maybe tied with western Washington).

Posted by: PabloD at October 17, 2024 09:24 PM (/zi6l)

188
How these geezers cling to life in the senate is beyond me.

Drinking the blood of virgins, I guess.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2024 09:25 PM (RUMEY)

189 I guess that rally drivers are exempt from following Stop signs...

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 17, 2024 09:25 PM (aQxSt)

190 Alabama

Did the Laughing Man to Gaylord

https://tinyurl.com/2e5jtj6s

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2024 09:25 PM (4oRew)

191 190 Alabama

Did the Laughing Man to Gaylord

https://tinyurl.com/2e5jtj6s
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2024 09:25 PM (4oRew)

Hah! Nicely done

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2024 09:27 PM (RUMEY)

192 Cock!

*Hyuk* *Hyuk* *Hyuk*

*bobbleshead*

Posted by: Kamala's Shorthairs at October 17, 2024 09:28 PM (bxmU0)

193 188
How these geezers cling to life in the senate is beyond me.

Drinking the blood of virgins, I guess.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2024 09:25 PM (RUMEY)
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Can you find those in DC?

Reminds me of undergrad Biology, the uterine contractions on addition of oxytocin to the drip. Instructions were to get a virgin rat. Good luck with that. They don't say 'they breed like rats' for nothing.

Posted by: Ciampino - Yeah rabbits too at October 17, 2024 09:28 PM (qfLjt)

194 Hope her Zoom is glitchy like Maxine Headroom.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2024 09:29 PM (63Dwl)

195 Can't attend the TX MOME tonight due to a stubborn cold, but Polliwog is out at the ranch. She'll fill me in later. I plan on being out tomorrow, though.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at October 17, 2024 09:30 PM (1aFZz)

196 This thread is a bit slow tonight. Where is everyone?
Posted by: Ciampino - Lamenting

On their way to the MoMe?

Posted by: Tuna at October 17, 2024 09:31 PM (oaGWv)

197 Saw a TT IOM video of a guy on a vintage bike screaming past modern bikes. Glorious. Camera POV from the bike.
You are there!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 17, 2024 09:31 PM (rCZBa)

198 Carroll Shelby's Chili Mix in a box was my Dad's fav. years ago.

Though he avoided mixing in the Chili Pepper packet as my Mom would would dress him down about it being too hot for us children.

Still...excellent chili.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 17, 2024 09:32 PM (TDvv2)

199 Instructions were to get a virgin rat. Good luck with that. They don't say 'they breed like rats' for nothing.

Aww, they're born pregnant like mexicans.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 17, 2024 09:34 PM (rCZBa)

200 195 Can't attend the TX MOME tonight due to a stubborn cold, but Polliwog is out at the ranch. She'll fill me in later. I plan on being out tomorrow, though.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at October 17, 2024 09:30 PM (1aFZz)
----
You could camp by the Open Bar, sample everything and pickle that virus. O, and have a hot toddy to finish off - whisky, honey and lemon juice is good.
Hope it's better tomorrow.

Posted by: Ciampino - Loved a hot toddy as a kid at October 17, 2024 09:34 PM (qfLjt)

201 Carroll Shelby's Chili Mix in a box was my Dad's fav. years ago.

It's actually really good, IMO.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 17, 2024 09:34 PM (mH6SG)

202 Oh man, they are hawking Trump and Kumswala victory coins on TV. haha. Their likenesses are pretty horrid, but it would be cool to have Kammi's as a memento of someone who will never be president. Can get it out once in a while and laugh.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 17, 2024 09:34 PM (NMT5x)

203 I’ve gotten decent at making chili, but beans give my wife digestive problems. Found out that you can substitute hominy for beans and it works extremely well! I also like throw in plenty of onion, hatch chiles, stewed tomato, and jalapeños. I prefer cubed beef over ground meat.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2024 09:35 PM (S6gqv)

204 Open bar is enough to satisfy the pickiest cocktail swizzler.

Posted by: Eromero at October 17, 2024 09:36 PM (1aFZz)

205 The Kamala Khallenge Koin

Anyone who produces one automatically has to buy the house a beer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2024 09:36 PM (4oRew)

206 it would be cool to have Kammi's as a memento of someone who will never be president.

Trump hinted at an interesting twist on plagiarism- what if CBS used AI to "create" some new answers for Kamala?

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2024 09:38 PM (GCKiK)

207 I would love to have Schumer glance around the dinner hall and spot a black void off in the corner with nothing but Red Eyes...staring at him.

As if to say..."Our deal is up...Chuck , " "Time for you... to come down to me."

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 17, 2024 09:38 PM (TDvv2)

208 I’m hoping to see the comet at the mome

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2024 09:38 PM (S6gqv)

209 Damn, my Tribe pulled one off against the Yanks. Still a long way to go but what a great game.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 17, 2024 09:38 PM (mH6SG)

210 @188

>>Drinking the blood of virgins, I guess.

Their healthcare is second to none and they probably get every experimental life extension therapeutic in the pipeline.

It's the only way to explain the continued existence of Jerold Nadler, Nancy Pelosi and the other members of the undead.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 17, 2024 09:39 PM (XV/Pl)

211 Won the chili cook off at work. Add venison, skip the beans. Won a t-shirt... sigh.

Posted by: scampydog at October 17, 2024 09:40 PM (41CYW)

212 Trump up at the Al Smith dinner now.

Kumala is not there; she had a cringey video instead.

Maria Bartiromo is sitting behind Trump. Sadly, she is not showing her awesome rack like last time.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 17, 2024 09:41 PM (ufFY8)

213 @14

>>The whore has praised the killing of the hamas leader. I guess they wrote off Michigan.

There are 9 counties in Mi that have more registered voters than people living in the counties.

I think they got Mi under control.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 17, 2024 09:42 PM (XV/Pl)

214 Trump: Any time I don't get a subpoena, I am happy.

"This is the first time jokes will be fact checked "

"Her not showing up to this is very disrespectful."

"Last Democrat who didn't show up was Walter Mondale." "That didn't work out."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 17, 2024 09:44 PM (ufFY8)

215 Trump: I hear the vice president is out hunting with her running mate.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 17, 2024 09:44 PM (ufFY8)

216 Schumer. Looks like death.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 17, 2024 09:21 PM (fpVC1)

-----------

Eating raw cheeseburgers will do that to you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2024 09:44 PM (3iMA8)

217 Trump: I didn't like Biden very much but now I like him.

"You better remember I'm here and she is not."

"If you would have told her the funds were to go to bail out the looters and rioters, she would have been here."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 17, 2024 09:47 PM (ufFY8)

218 Their healthcare is second to none and they probably get every experimental life extension therapeutic in the pipeline.

It's the only way to explain the continued existence of Jerold Nadler, Nancy Pelosi and the other members of the undead.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

Our tax dollars at work.

Posted by: davidt at October 17, 2024 09:48 PM (i0F8b)

219
Go forth and Sinwar no more.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 17, 2024 09:49 PM (NMT5x)

220 Trump: Too bad she us not here, we miss her awesome laugh.

"I hear she is in Michigan receiving communion from Gretchen Whitmer"

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 17, 2024 09:49 PM (ufFY8)

221 She is so bad at politics it's incredible. This is a lesson for Newsom, being successful in a rigged, one party state is not a recipe for success in the real world.

Harris' video for the Al Smith dinner.

https://tinyurl.com/298d4yxf

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2024 09:49 PM (LkLld)

222 Trump: They didn't want me alone on the podium, so Joe called me and said "Don't."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 17, 2024 09:50 PM (ufFY8)

223 Sounds like Trump is savage. Awesome!

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 17, 2024 09:50 PM (NMT5x)

224 Trump: "He has the mental faculties of a child, but enough about Kamaka "

"I debated twice. Once against Joe Biden and the second time against David Muir."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 17, 2024 09:52 PM (ufFY8)

225 Trump: White dudes for Harris. But their wives and lovers are voting for me.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 17, 2024 09:53 PM (ufFY8)

226 212

'Maria Bartiromo is sitting behind Trump. Sadly, she is not showing her awesome rack like last time.'

Dammit. Why even watch?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 17, 2024 09:54 PM (3wi/L)

227 Fucking hilarious.

Trump: If she wins, all I can say is she should keep her husband away from the nannies. That was nasty. The guys that gave me this stuff are mean.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 17, 2024 09:54 PM (ufFY8)

228 216 Schumer. Looks like death.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 17, 2024 09:21 PM (fpVC1)

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Eating raw cheeseburgers will do that to you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2024 09:44 PM (3iMA

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Particularly if you also eat the greaseproof paper squares.

Posted by: Ciampino - I could do with a hot toddy now at October 17, 2024 09:55 PM (qfLjt)

229
Harris' video for the Al Smith dinner.

https://tinyurl.com/298d4yxf
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2024 09:49 PM (LkLld)

Ugh. I'm just going to leave it at that.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 17, 2024 09:55 PM (NMT5x)

230 Trump: They said they never had a teleprompter at this thing, but now there us a teleprompter. You must be important (to Jim Gaffigan).

"They say I should make a few self-deptecating jokes, but I got nothing."

"I let others take their shots at me."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 17, 2024 09:57 PM (ufFY8)

231 Trump: I said they were crazy when they said men have periods, but then I met Tim Walz.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 17, 2024 09:58 PM (ufFY8)

232 every experimental life extension therapeutic in the pipeline.

Dr Herbert West

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 17, 2024 09:58 PM (rCZBa)

233 219
Go forth and Sinwar no more.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 17, 2024 09:49 PM (NMT5x)
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220 Trump: Too bad she us not here, we miss her awesome laugh.

"I hear she is in Michigan receiving communion from Gretchen Whitmer"

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 17, 2024 09:49 PM (ufFY

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Come on you two, slow down, I need a respite from laughing so much.

Posted by: Ciampino - I was in stitches at October 17, 2024 09:58 PM (qfLjt)

234 Kamala good... for bait sabre tooth.

Thank you, Thank you. Try raw veal. No kill waitress.

Posted by: Ogg at October 17, 2024 09:58 PM (i0F8b)

235 Trump: The city has rented this room for a large number of illegal aliens from Texas.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 17, 2024 10:00 PM (ufFY8)

236 "I let others take their shots at me."

Now that's some funny stuff.

Posted by: davidt at October 17, 2024 10:00 PM (i0F8b)

237 231 Trump: I said they were crazy when they said men have periods, but then I met Tim Walz.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 17, 2024 09:58 PM (ufFY

Good lord … leave something that they can properly bury Donald.

Posted by: browndog remembers the lean years at October 17, 2024 10:01 PM (TTAGa)

238 Trump is the funniest president I've seen in my lifetime.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 17, 2024 10:01 PM (Us/kI)

239 Trump: (being serious) I am gonna work to make NY a great city again.

"They convinced me to make jokes, I didn't want to. This is hard, when half the people here hate my guts. I think 75% of you like me."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 17, 2024 10:02 PM (ufFY8)

240 Nooooooood!

Posted by: Appycay at October 17, 2024 10:03 PM (EdYR/)

241 Trump is being serious now.
Very sincere.

Who can't love this fuy?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 17, 2024 10:03 PM (ufFY8)

242 Thanks Ciampino, sometimes they land right.

And thanks DIG for keeping us up to date with the jokes. I'm not watching it so those are hilarious.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 17, 2024 10:04 PM (NMT5x)

243 89

Sorry...maybe a close 3rd as far as "Racing".

The ISLE OF MAN TT is today and will always be the epitome of RACING.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 17, 2024 10:08 PM (TDvv2)

244 161 An engrossing video to be sure, but somehow I can’t recall anything she said.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 17, 2024 10:17 PM (ZVgZ4)

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