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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (10/19/24)

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The Saturday Night Joke

80 year old Rebecca, who has never married, lives in Golders Green and is much admired by the community there for her kindness and her charity. One spring afternoon, Rabbi Levy calls on her. She welcomes him into her house and invites him to sit down while she makes for him "a nice glass tea."

As he is waiting, Rabbi Levy notices a Hammond organ against the wall. On the organ is a cut glass vase filled with water and he’s shocked to see a condom floating in the water. "Oy veh," he says quietly, "she’s gone meshugga."

Rebecca returns with tea and buttered matzo and they begin to chat. Although Rabbi Levy tries hard not to mention the vase and its content, he just can’t avoid raising the subject. "Rebecca," he says, pointing to the vase, "Vos is dos?"

"That’s my miracle," she replies. "I was walking down Hendon Road last November when I found a little packet on the ground. When I opened it, the instructions said it would prevent disease if put on the organ and kept wet. And guess what, Rabbi? I haven't had a cold all winter." (H/T Ron)


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Comments

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1 Lines to early vote in Clark County Las Vegas NV are packed.

Posted by: jeff at October 19, 2024 09:22 PM (ZiwLX)

2 2nd? This is weird timing.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at October 19, 2024 09:24 PM (135Mn)

3 Vote early and vote often

Posted by: Mosswood at October 19, 2024 09:25 PM (ZGeU+)

4 Hope everyone is having a great time at the TXMOME!

Posted by: Toni at October 19, 2024 09:25 PM (ugzWe)

5 10 PM? Time machine at work…

Posted by: gdgm+ at October 19, 2024 09:27 PM (RwGz0)

6 Trump is peaking at the right time.

If there wasn't such a well oiled cheating apparatus in place, I'd say we'd be on track for a win to rival 1988.

But that apparatus is well oiled.

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 19, 2024 09:31 PM (wGun1)

7 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2024 09:32 PM (WXNFJ)

8 10 PM? Time machine at work…

It's 10 o'clock somewhere.

Posted by: mikeski at October 19, 2024 09:34 PM (DgGvY)

9 Waaaaay early.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 19, 2024 09:34 PM (L/fGl)

10 Helloooooo

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2024 09:34 PM (yU0dr)

11 All the big hitters are distracted elsewhere.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 19, 2024 09:35 PM (ZVgZ4)

12 Called the others in the movie thread below.

Posted by: gdgm+ at October 19, 2024 09:35 PM (RwGz0)

13 Yea, I'm not getting my hopes up. Monkeyshines incoming...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 19, 2024 09:35 PM (Q0bKc)

14 I’m pretty sure the dancing has started at the MoMe…sigh

Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 19, 2024 09:37 PM (Aoykm)

15 Wrong time zone?

Posted by: GilesOverreach at October 19, 2024 09:37 PM (rcnBO)

16 We can have our own rock and roll dance party right here, right now

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 19, 2024 09:38 PM (1FWWQ)

17 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2024 09:39 PM (BQlLi)

18 Good evening, Horde. Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum.

Posted by: scampydog at October 19, 2024 09:39 PM (41CYW)

19 Is there a disruption in the time-space continuum?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2024 09:39 PM (3iMA8)

20 1988? 1984 was pretty impressive too.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 19, 2024 09:40 PM (XMwZJ)

21 MisHum wants to get this ONT out of the way so he can get back to the shindiggery and tomfoolery.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Cat Slave at October 19, 2024 09:41 PM (t9gtU)

22 Someone put an extra dime in the time machine.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2024 09:41 PM (yU0dr)

23 I'll bet none of those mooks in Texas knows how to West Coast Swing.

CHANGE MY MIND

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2024 09:42 PM (3iMA8)

24 1988 George HW Bush beat Michael Dukakis. Reagan slaughtered Mondale in '84

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 19, 2024 09:42 PM (1FWWQ)

25 Here's one you didn't think was coming...

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2024 09:42 PM (yU0dr)

26 🚨 BREAKING: MEGA MILITARY CONTRACTOR CAUGHT FAKING SATELLITE DATA TO TAKE DOWN STARLINK

SpaceX just exposed a dirty ploy by Lockheed Martin and Omnispace [provides global voice & data comms using a hybrid network of satellites and terrestrial 5G.] to block Starlink’s direct-to-cell service.

Lockheed’s partner allegedly rigged their satellite to fake interference & filed bogus FCC complaints, trying to stop Starlink from dominating the 5G space.

In a FCC filing, SpaceX revealed how Omnispace manipulated its MEO satellite to “intentionally detect” Starlink signals—despite the satellite barely being operational.

SpaceX [said] claims ... “bizarre,” accusing Omnispace of creating “artificial conditions” to fake interference.

...Omnispace refused standard coordination talks and went as far as licensing through Papua New Guinea to dodge regulations.

It’s ... part of an effort to sabotage Starlink’s $34.9 billion future in global communications.

Will the FCC [honestly investigate], or will Lockheed’s shady tactics derail Starlink’s revolution?

https://tinyurl.com/37m2r5xf

cont.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2024 09:43 PM (yU0dr)

27 Bad Kitty Unleashed 🦁@pepesgrandma 1h Replying to @MarioNawfal

So essentially, Elons equipment is being attacked by a US military contractor?

We need a formal investigation here.
Oct 19, 2024 · 10:48 PM UTC

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2024 09:43 PM (yU0dr)

28 Speaking of SRV playing Texas Flood, i saw Jimmy Vaughn live last Saturday. He closed out his set with...

Wait for it...

TEXAS FLOOD

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2024 09:44 PM (3iMA8)

29 Early ONT! Yay!

Posted by: GWB at October 19, 2024 09:45 PM (E8qwH)

30 And that concludes my story.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2024 09:45 PM (3iMA8)

31 Query: Do condom packages really have instructions on them?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2024 09:46 PM (3iMA8)

32 Sorry I'm late, Michael Meyers was asking to borrow my whetstone.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 19, 2024 09:49 PM (R256O)

33 Query: Do condom packages really have instructions on them?
Posted by: Cicero

Quick dicking around.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2024 09:50 PM (WXNFJ)

34 Oh shit. Who let YOU in?

Posted by: Yahya Sinwar at October 19, 2024 09:50 PM (3iMA8)

35 Why am I seeing far fewer bumper stickers this presidential election season compared to those of yore?

Has the fear and loathing jumped that much?

Losing a yard sign is an annoyance. Getting keyed costs at least a month's grocery bill to fix, maybe much more.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 19, 2024 09:50 PM (ZtgZZ)

36 where

Posted by: Ciampino - it's all done with convex mirrors at October 19, 2024 09:50 PM (qfLjt)

37 "Quit" wow.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2024 09:50 PM (WXNFJ)

38 Mark Cuban looks amazing for 66

https://tinyurl.com/ydw3s25h

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2024 09:50 PM (yU0dr)

39 Finally, the Drilling rifles make sense.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 19, 2024 09:51 PM (IG4Id)

40 Eesh, I had a coworker who left my (unethical) company to work for Lockheed.
Second look at the IRS?

Posted by: gKWVE at October 19, 2024 09:51 PM (gKWVE)

41 Query: Do condom packages really have instructions on them?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2024 09:46 PM (3iMA

Use Only Once

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 19, 2024 09:51 PM (D6PGr)

42 As I reported in the Hobby Thread, no fun is being had in Texas. Absolutely none at all. This group is dull and boring and has no sense of humor. If you're not here, you're not missing anything at all. Nope.

Posted by: TRex at October 19, 2024 09:51 PM (CQ8KO)

43 GA 23 TX 0 begin 3rd qtr

Posted by: Don Black IS Diggity Schwag at October 19, 2024 09:51 PM (/7KEl)

44 You put the camera there. Don’t be surprised

Posted by: See? Nobody cares at October 19, 2024 09:51 PM (1V+cI)

45 Thanks for another dandy ONT, Mis Hum!

Saturday Night joke was great!

Not sure what time zone you are in, but my clock says you need to return Ace's time machine... asap!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 19, 2024 09:51 PM (rxCpr)

46 This End Towards Enemy

Posted by: Yahya Sinwar at October 19, 2024 09:52 PM (3iMA8)

47 Do condom packages really have instructions on them?

You have to unroll them all the way.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2024 09:52 PM (yU0dr)

48 Query: Do condom packages really have instructions on them?
Posted by: Cicero
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Mystery.

Posted by: AoS age demographics at October 19, 2024 09:52 PM (41CYW)

49 ...and congrats to Tennessee football for beating Alabama.

Posted by: TRex at October 19, 2024 09:53 PM (CQ8KO)

50 Every single time I see a SRV live performance, it still blows my mind.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 19, 2024 09:53 PM (mH6SG)

51 Andrew Sullivan: Rachel Levine Must Resign
A case study in politics and ideology overruling science. With children as victims.

https://tinyurl.com/32ukcy5e

Via Instapundit

Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2024 09:54 PM (BQlLi)

52 16 We can have our own rock and roll dance party right here, right now
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 19, 2024 09:38 PM (1FWWQ)

I'm all there for that!
http://tiny.cc/42vqzz

Posted by: tankdemon at October 19, 2024 09:55 PM (R256O)

53 I think the DOJ really needs to look into this so-called Texas MoMee business. Multiple federal laws appear to be the subject of brazen scoffs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2024 09:55 PM (3iMA8)

54 Younger Andrew Sullivan: Why Didn't Someone TELL Me That Anonymous Hookups Are Dangerous?!

Posted by: gKWVE at October 19, 2024 09:56 PM (gKWVE)

55 Good evening morons and thank you mh

About to head to pick up Girl F. at SFO. She spent a week in London and Avignon at her boss's wedding.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 19, 2024 09:56 PM (RIvkX)

56 48 Query: Do condom packages really have instructions on them?
Posted by: Cicero
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Mystery.
Posted by: AoS age demographics at October 19, 2024 09:52 PM (41CYW
Yes.
‘Not to be uses with maple syrup.’

Posted by: Eromero at October 19, 2024 09:56 PM (1aFZz)

57 38 Mark Cuban looks amazing for 66

https://tinyurl.com/ydw3s25h

Comment of the night ...so far.

Posted by: GilesOverreach at October 19, 2024 09:57 PM (rcnBO)

58 About to head to pick up Girl F. at SFO. She spent a week in London and Avignon at her boss's wedding.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 19, 2024 09:56 PM (RIvkX)

Female or male boss?

Gay or straight wedding?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 19, 2024 09:59 PM (D6PGr)

59 Query: Do condom packages really have instructions on them?
Posted by: Cicero

Object in condom is smaller than it appears.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2024 09:59 PM (WXNFJ)

60 31 'Query: Do condom packages really have instructions on them?'

I was always in a hurry when I opened one so I can't say I ever checked.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 19, 2024 09:59 PM (3wi/L)

61 About to head to pick up Girl F. at SFO. She spent a week in London and Avignon at her boss's wedding.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 19, 2024 09:56 PM (RIvkX)

--------

Check her luggage for any purloined Papal Bulls.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2024 10:00 PM (3iMA8)

62 A different Dune movie...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwtzMHhECEE

Posted by: davidt at October 19, 2024 10:00 PM (i0F8b)

63 Cleveland pitchers just serving up home run balls like they are on sale. Ugh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 19, 2024 10:00 PM (mH6SG)

64 Query: Do condom packages really have instructions on them?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2024 09:46 PM (3iMA

Shampoo has instructions.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 19, 2024 10:00 PM (8wNbn)

65 Kammie was supposed to speak for an hour at her rally in Detroit today.

She spoke for less than seven minutes.

She is publicly breaking down, and I am HERE for it!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 19, 2024 10:01 PM (uxCna)

66 The Toejam Brand of fake condoms were just a come-on for the rubes.


*pours bourbon*


ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 19, 2024 10:01 PM (Xo+UM)

67 >>Object in condom is smaller than it appears.

I'm sorry for your loss.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2024 10:01 PM (LkLld)

68 Kamala incarnate

https://tinyurl.com/mwwxhy67

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2024 10:01 PM (yU0dr)

69 31 Query: Do condom packages really have instructions on them?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2024 09:46 PM

This end up?

Posted by: javems at October 19, 2024 10:02 PM (8I4hW)

70 MLB has pretty much devolved into a home run derby.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 19, 2024 10:02 PM (mH6SG)

71 NY Post: Founder of suicide awareness T-shirt company rips ‘appalling’ Delta incident that forced Marine veteran off plane: ‘Deserved better’

'Banks tried to explain her storied military history and the sentiment behind the T-shirt, but the flight attendant told her: “I don’t care about your service.”'

https://tinyurl.com/yps2dn3f

Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2024 10:03 PM (BQlLi)

72 Spitfire@DogRightGirl
Lizzo says “if Kamala wins, the whole country will be like Detroit."
Isn’t she supposed to be trying to help Kamala?

-
Yeah! That'd be sweet! The Detroiting of the USA!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 19, 2024 10:03 PM (L/fGl)

73 31 Query: Do condom packages really have instructions on them?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2024 09:46 PM (3iMA

In a society as litigious as ours, damn straight condoms have instructions.

The babies resulting from disregarding condom instructions, however, do not have instructions.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 19, 2024 10:03 PM (R256O)

74 NY Post: NJ man looking for a wife rents billboards from Times Square to Toronto: ‘I’m not a f–kboy’

https://tinyurl.com/3x2cpc3r

Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2024 10:05 PM (BQlLi)

75 Lizzo says “if Kamala wins, the whole country will be like Detroit."
Isn’t she supposed to be trying to help Kamala?


Detroit is so wonderful that Lizzo's family fled Detroit for Texas when Lizzo was ten.

Lizzo never lived in Detroit ever again.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 19, 2024 10:05 PM (uxCna)

76 >>In a society as litigious as ours, damn straight condoms have instructions.

Bags of charcoal have a warning that charcoal should only be used outdoors.

It's a good tip.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2024 10:06 PM (LkLld)

77 Princess Irulan. Her beauty and royal power hide secrets that could ...

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2024 10:06 PM (yU0dr)

78 65 Kammie was supposed to speak for an hour at her rally in Detroit today.

She spoke for less than seven minutes.

She is publicly breaking down, and I am HERE for it!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 19, 2024 10:01 PM (uxCna)

Perhaps we need to send a "Get Well" card to her teleprompter.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 19, 2024 10:06 PM (R256O)

79 Question:

Does Tim Walz resemble post-transition Mrs. Garrison?

Discuss

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2024 10:06 PM (D7oie)

80 Tony Kinnett
@TheTonus
Oct 18
Now that Tim Walz is cosplaying to pander wherever he goes, how do we convince him to dress up in mariachi gear to do a Univision town hall?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2024 10:06 PM (D7oie)

81 . . . . damn straight condoms have instructions.

Posted by: tankdemon

"damn straight".

heh

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2024 10:07 PM (WXNFJ)

82 Query: Do condom packages really have instructions on them?
Posted by: Cicero

Shampoo has instructions.
Posted by: Settled Science


Have you seen our lawyers? I'm surprised condoms don't include a whole fold-out book like OTC meds do nowadays.

Don't give to infants as a toy, don't inhale, causes cancer and birth defects in California but only in California, do not taunt happy fun wiener.....

Posted by: mikeski at October 19, 2024 10:07 PM (DgGvY)

83 TAKE HIM TO DETROIT!

https://tinyurl.com/2wx43dyw

Posted by: Still Funny Forty-Five Years Later! at October 19, 2024 10:08 PM (uxCna)

84 I never knew fishing was a 'quickie'. Always thought it was the hours spent imbibing potent potables that made a day of fishing fun. But I could be wrong.

Posted by: RickZ at October 19, 2024 10:08 PM (gKDq2)

85 Still Funny Forty-Five Years Later!

Detroit has not had a good half-century.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 19, 2024 10:09 PM (uxCna)

86 Wow. How did it get to be ONT late in the day already?

I was too late for the pet thread, and missed the hobby and movie threads. Had a nice nap, though.

That rumbling sound I'm hearing from south of us. That wouldn't be Corsicana, would it?

Posted by: mindful webworker - home home on deranged at October 19, 2024 10:09 PM (R3En5)

87 If Mark Cuban was half as smart as he thinks he is he would be dangerous.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 19, 2024 10:09 PM (RIvkX)

88 MisHum wants to get this ONT out of the way so he can get back to the shindiggery and tomfoolery.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Cat Slave at October 19, 2024 09:41

TY Eris. I thought he was in TX, but then for some reason doubted it. Wish I was there but I'm up near his home grounds.

Dad was in the hosp, now in rehab in Point. These places need to be watched. It took them 13 days to get him on an air mattress which was ordered because of the bedsores the hosp allowed to develop. That was after I arrived and started asking about it.

Today he got a boot on his left foot which was ordered only 3 days ago. Still doesn't have any elbow protection ordered 3 days ago. Keep an eye on things if you have a loved one in "rehab".

Posted by: Farmer at October 19, 2024 10:09 PM (UyU0M)

89 You have to go to the next to the last paragraph to discover the crappy airline is Delta.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2024 10:10 PM (yU0dr)

90 Tony Kinnett
@TheTonus
Oct 18
Now that Tim Walz is cosplaying to pander wherever he goes, how do we convince him to dress up in mariachi gear to do a Univision town hall?
Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2024 10:06 PM (D7oie)

I'd rather see him dressed as a Mexican girl at her quinceanera, with a suitable wig and corset.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 19, 2024 10:11 PM (VNX3d)

91 Perhaps we need to send a "Get Well" card to her teleprompter.

I'm surprised that Kammie was going to try to give an hour speech.

Kammie's been using the Hillary strategy at rallies - Hillary didn't have a lot of physical stamina, so her rallies loaded up on celebrities, with Hillary's actual speeches being kept as short as possible.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 19, 2024 10:11 PM (uxCna)

92 Willowed from the last thread on the Halloween franchise, but Werner is curious to know:

Werner offers a challenge here - Jin the first Halloween film, ohn Carpenter gave Donald Pleasance a choice about the final shot when he looks down to see what should be Michael's remains. Carpenter told him that he could play the moment as if he were surprised that Michael was not there, or as if he was not surprised to see that Michael Myers was absent.

What do you, the readers, believe that Pleasance chose? I have a fairly firm conviction about the matter, and why I feel this to be true, but Werner is so very often wrong. Anyway, I should love to hear others' take on Pleasance's reaction shot.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at October 19, 2024 10:14 PM (tmPIh)

93 James Luther Dickinson "Texas Me" - now, that's quality music!

Posted on Dec 19, 2015, yet a mere 1,352 views. I got to be "Like" #24. Hidden gem.

Posted by: mindful webworker - fine fiddlin' at October 19, 2024 10:14 PM (R3En5)

94 71 NY Post: Founder of suicide awareness T-shirt company rips ‘appalling’ Delta incident that forced Marine veteran off plane: ‘Deserved better’

'Banks tried to explain her storied military history and the sentiment behind the T-shirt, but the flight attendant told her: “I don’t care about your service.”'

https://tinyurl.com/yps2dn3f
Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2024 10:03 PM (BQlLi)
‘Male flight attendant (stewardess)’, well there you go. Of course he doesn’t care about her service, he knows in his sticky little soul that she’s a better man than he is.

Posted by: Eromero at October 19, 2024 10:15 PM (1aFZz)

95 Query: Do condom packages really have instructions on them?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

I had a friend who supervised a shelter for developmentally delayed adults. During the AIDS panic, they brought in an expert to explain condom use demonstrating using a Coke bottle. A few days later, she walked in on a couple going at it and they had a Coke bottle with a condom on it on the table.

On another occasion, one of the residents was arrested for burning a building. The local paper reported that he knew too much. First and last time that happened.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 19, 2024 10:15 PM (L/fGl)

96 A raccoon riding on a ferocious hog is as good a metaphor for our immigration system as I can imagine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2024 10:16 PM (7oYYI)

97 NY Post: NYC City Council candidate in leaked sex tape with dominatrix makes documentary, admits stunt

https://tinyurl.com/78x93z28

Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2024 10:17 PM (BQlLi)

98 92 Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at October 19, 2024 10:14 PM (tmPIh)

I don't think Dr. Loomis was surprised thst Michael was no longer on the lawn. I won't go so far as to say he expected it, but his look of concern did not seem to convey surprise.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 19, 2024 10:18 PM (R256O)

99 Feral Hogg's Day Off

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2024 10:19 PM (63Dwl)

100 Kammie's been using the Hillary strategy at rallies - Hillary didn't have a lot of physical stamina, so her rallies loaded up on celebrities, with Hillary's actual speeches being kept as short as possible.

-
Buttgigitty fires 'em up!

https://is.gd/D3HAme

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 19, 2024 10:19 PM (L/fGl)

101 OK, what new forms of theft have they come up with?

Posted by: Eeyore at October 19, 2024 10:19 PM (1bNHn)

102 96 A raccoon riding on a ferocious hog is as good a metaphor for our immigration system as I can imagine.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2024 10:16 PM (7oYYI)

I shall call that raccoon "Hannibal."

Posted by: tankdemon at October 19, 2024 10:20 PM (R256O)

103 Thirty Voters Over Detroit

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2024 10:21 PM (63Dwl)

104 The joke is good. Will have to share with my friends.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at October 19, 2024 10:22 PM (w3u3d)

105 5 10 PM? Time machine at work…
Posted by: gdgm+


Heh... I see now, comparing with the first comment's time. I wondered how there were so many comments in such a short time... on a TxMoMe weekend no less.

Posted by: mindful webworker - fine fiddlin' at October 19, 2024 10:23 PM (R3En5)

106 Query: Do condom packages really have instructions on them?

THIS SIDE TOWARDS ENEMY

Posted by: Ciampino - a Clsymore should be a Scott invention at October 19, 2024 10:23 PM (qfLjt)

107 101 OK, what new forms of theft have they come up with?
Posted by: Eeyore at October 19, 2024 10:19 PM (1bNHn)

http://tiny.cc/42vqzz

Posted by: tankdemon at October 19, 2024 10:24 PM (R256O)

108 My first day on the road with Paisley is winding down.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 19, 2024 10:24 PM (danHW)

109 97 NY Post: NYC City Council candidate in leaked sex tape with dominatrix makes documentary, admits stunt

https://tinyurl.com/78x93z28
Posted by: Robert
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His name is Weiner not Winner. How do spell weener? W h i n e r

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2024 10:24 PM (yU0dr)

110 Hello Friends! I am identifying as not first!

Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2024 10:26 PM (xJEPL)

111 My late parents had a whole bunch of Lockheed Martin stock. Now I know how those bastards were so successful. I guess being corrupt is the key to success.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2024 10:26 PM (0Htd1)

112 Total chaos at the game right now

Posted by: Don Black IS Diggity Schwag at October 19, 2024 10:26 PM (/7KEl)

113
Hit another pressure high here today, 30.55" Hg. There's a hell of a high pressure ridge over the SE, hell up into NY state.

We haven't had a drop of rain here since Helene. May hit a whole month without a drop. That's just what the doctor ordered after Helene, but damn, this is something. This would be a hell of heat dome in summertime.

Air is dense and dry and quite stubborn.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 19, 2024 10:27 PM (w6EFb)

114 There are darned few things in this world more fun than the Texas MoMe.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 19, 2024 10:27 PM (lJmmt)

115 Kamela has an annoying voice. And she's very condescending. No wonder her strategy is to shut up.

Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2024 10:28 PM (xJEPL)

116 Detroit had the highest per capita income in US in 1960. Then, some people did something.

Posted by: Last Republican Mayor Was 1962 at October 19, 2024 10:28 PM (nS6qG)

117 114 There are darned few things in this world more fun than the Texas MoMe.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 19, 2024 10:27 PM (lJmmt)

Did you guys have an orgy?

Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2024 10:29 PM (xJEPL)

118 Weiner, whose father co-created the kid’s show “Dora the Explorer,”

Degenerates, all the way down.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 19, 2024 10:29 PM (gKWVE)

119 Good evening, good people.

For those who have taken the oath your opportunity to fulfill that oath will arise post election.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at October 19, 2024 10:29 PM (hKoQL)

120 Apropos of nothing, Lee Van Cleef and Primus are two of the best best things to ever happen.

Posted by: irright at October 19, 2024 10:29 PM (rcc2P)

121 57 38 Mark Cuban looks amazing for 66

https://tinyurl.com/ydw3s25h

Comment of the night ...so far.
Posted by: GilesOverreach


Flag on the play. Links to other sites are not qualified to be Comment of the anything.

Posted by: Blog Judges - absolutely not Russian influenced at October 19, 2024 10:30 PM (R3En5)

122 Many many years ago, youngest daughter, aged 7, was in a convenience store with her oldest sister, who was on her high school's drill team.
Their mascot, unfortunately, had the same name as a popular brand of prophylactics.
When she loudly and innocently asked her sister if she didn't want to buy some, hilarity did not ensue.

Posted by: sal, who watches way too much TCM at October 19, 2024 10:31 PM (f+FmA)

123 Did you guys have an orgy?
Posted by: ALH

If there was,, I wasn't invited.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 19, 2024 10:31 PM (lJmmt)

124 We left there over an hour ago and you people still have me laughing, Mrs. E and I love you morons.

Posted by: Eromero at October 19, 2024 10:32 PM (1aFZz)

125 Male flight attendant (stewardess)’, well there you go. Of course he doesn’t care about her service, he knows in his sticky little soul that she’s a better man than he is.
Posted by: Eromero at October 19, 2024 10:15 PM (1aFZz)


I would like to see 30-40 vets, all wearing that shirt, all get on the same Delta flight.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2024 10:33 PM (W/lyH)

126 93 James Luther Dickinson "Texas Me" - now, that's quality music!

Posted on Dec 19, 2015, yet a mere 1,352 views. I got to be "Like" #24. Hidden gem.
Posted by: mindful webworker - fine fiddlin' at October 19, 2024 10:14 PM (R3En5)

A great song on TXMoMe Saturday night

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2024 10:33 PM (ZX9JC)

127 Their mascot, unfortunately, had the same name as a popular brand of prophylactics.

ROLL 'EM TROJANS

Posted by: gKWVE at October 19, 2024 10:34 PM (gKWVE)

128 Degenerates, all the way down.
Posted by: gKWVE

New children's book.

https://is.gd/ezFgpJ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 19, 2024 10:34 PM (L/fGl)

129 124 We left there over an hour ago and you people still have me laughing, Mrs. E and I love you morons.

Posted by: Eromero at October 19, 2024 10:32 PM (1aFZz)
***
You are both gems. I will never forget the mid-hobby thread wink.

Posted by: TRex at October 19, 2024 10:35 PM (CQ8KO)

130 My daughter is a CPA for Lockheed Martin in their satellite division. I don't think she has been messing with Starlink. She kind of admires Elon.

Posted by: Space Cadet at October 19, 2024 10:35 PM (nS6qG)

131 72 Spitfire@DogRightGirl
Lizzo says “if Kamala wins, the whole country will be like Detroit."
Isn’t she supposed to be trying to help Kamala?

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Yeah! That'd be sweet! The Detroiting of the USA!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,


Hollowed out and broken? Seems on point actually.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 19, 2024 10:35 PM (pZ64F)

132 Gone six weeks with no rain. A little more than usual in August then the tap went dry.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2024 10:38 PM (yU0dr)

133 @6

>>If there wasn't such a well oiled cheating apparatus in place, I'd say we'd be on track for a win to rival 1988.

Even if there wasn't a massive Donk cheating apparatus, the America, people and culture of 1988 no longer exist.

Landslides, for one side or the other are no longer possible.

Trump can win, it's going to be close and he's going to need a bit more divine providence.

I can't see G-d sparing his life only to see him frog marched off to prison.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2024 10:38 PM (XV/Pl)

134 And I just finished printing out a whole set of Trump/Vance buttons.

The look pretty damn good.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2024 10:39 PM (XV/Pl)

135 Lizzo says “if Kamala wins, the whole country will be like Detroit."
Isn’t she supposed to be trying to help Kamala?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,


OMG. They're found someone even dumber than Kamala.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2024 10:41 PM (0Htd1)

136 Bob Wills ... how fitting

Annnnnnddddd,

Sabres win, Sabres win

Posted by: broowndog housebound at October 19, 2024 10:41 PM (TTAGa)

137 120 Apropos of nothing, Lee Van Cleef and Primus are two of the best best things to ever happen.
Posted by: irright



Lee Van Cleef, the fourth member of Primus. Not a lot of people know that. Sang backup and played the kazoo.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 19, 2024 10:41 PM (pZ64F)

138 Trump can win, it's going to be close and he's going to need a bit more divine providence.

I can't see G-d sparing his life only to see him frog marched off to prison.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

Dave in Fla. made some excellent arguments, I feel much more optimistic about President Trumps chances.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 19, 2024 10:42 PM (lJmmt)

139 You are both gems. I will never forget the mid-hobby thread wink.
Posted by: TRex at October 19, 2024 10:35 PM (CQ8KO)
Yeah, a good feeling. Like a guy in front of you catching a foul ball before it hits you in the face, everybody’s happy.

Posted by: Eromero at October 19, 2024 10:43 PM (1aFZz)

140 Kammie was supposed to speak for an hour at her rally in Detroit today.

She spoke for less than seven minutes.

She is publicly breaking down, and I am HERE for it!
Posted by: The ARC of History!


Maybe she wanted to get outa Deeee' troit as fast as she could.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2024 10:43 PM (0Htd1)

141 Rocket Report: Bloomberg calls for SLS cancellation; SpaceX hits century mark

https://tinyurl.com/yeytjv87

Posted by: Ciampino - a Claymore should be a Scottish invention at October 19, 2024 10:43 PM (qfLjt)

142 Kammie was supposed to speak for an hour at her rally in Detroit today.

She spoke for less than seven minutes.

She is publicly breaking down, and I am HERE for it!
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Maybe she wanted to get outa Deeee' troit as fast as she could.
Posted by: nerdygirl

She might be able to speak longer if she was on her knees facing a chair.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 19, 2024 10:44 PM (VNX3d)

143 QUICK REFERENCE GUIDE TO SPACE ACTIVITY FOR OCTOBER 19-20

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - One Web #20 -
SLC-4E - Vandenberg Space Force Base - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: October 19, 2024 PDT
Launch Time: 10:13 p.m. PDT,(Oct 20 0513 UTC, 07:13 CEST)

https://www.youtube.com/live/-681Bx6XNJg

Posted by: Ciampino - Give Lockheed the finger at October 19, 2024 10:45 PM (qfLjt)

144 dense and dry and quite stubborn.
Posted by: publius


Used to date her.

Posted by: mikeski borrows another Moron's joke at October 19, 2024 10:45 PM (DgGvY)

145 84 I never knew fishing was a 'quickie'. Always thought it was the hours spent imbibing potent potables that made a day of fishing fun. But I could be wrong.
Posted by: RickZ


I'm assuming it would be a quickie at a trout farm.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2024 10:46 PM (0Htd1)

146 ...Artemis 2 mission that NASA says is still planned for launch next September.
...launches of the Space Launch System and Orion spacecraft, _SpaceNews

Per wiki the components are: The Space Launch System (SLS) is an American super heavy-lift expendable [disposable] launch vehicle used by NASA. As the primary launch vehicle of the Artemis Moon landing program,( It’s flown one (1) time ) and the Orion spacecraft.

Orion is a partially reusable crewed spacecraft used in NASA's Artemis program. The spacecraft consists of a Crew Module (CM) space capsule designed by Lockheed Martin and the European Service Module (ESM) manufactured by Airbus Defence and Space.

It can last up to 21 days undocked It has a glass cockpit interfaces [that are] modeled after those used in the Boeing 787 Dreamliner.

As of 2022, three flight-worthy Orion spacecraft are under construction, with one completed and an additional one ordered,[a] for use in NASA's Artemis program.

I’m filled with confidence.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2024 10:46 PM (yU0dr)

147 • In2024, the US Congress approved "up to" $1.339 billion for the NASA Orion spacecraft.[70]

• Costs to assemble, integrate, prepare and launch the Orion and its launcher, funded separately in the NASA Ground Operations Project,[75] currently about $600 million[76] per year
• the Orion program was assessed at a 70% confidence level for its first crewed flight by 2023,[78][79][80]

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2024 10:46 PM (yU0dr)

148 >>Dave in Fla. made some excellent arguments, I feel much more optimistic about President Trumps chances.

Polls from Atlas Intel, the most accurate pollster in 2020, and Rasmussen dropped yesterday and today.

Atlas has Trump +3
Rasmussen has Trump +2

If those are accurate it's not close.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2024 10:46 PM (LkLld)

149 >>Kammie was supposed to speak for an hour at her rally in Detroit today.

She spoke for less than seven minutes.

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To those listening, it felt like at least an hour.

Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2024 10:46 PM (z+ik4)

150 I can't see G-d sparing his life only to see him frog marched off to prison.

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Maybe there'll be a second storming of the Bastille.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 19, 2024 10:47 PM (L/fGl)

151 Evening Horde, thx MisHum. Hope the MoMe is rocking.
Lizzo saying the US would be Detroit is not wrong. Look at what Walz did for Minneapolis

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 19, 2024 10:47 PM (YUtTn)

152 The back biting has started in the democrat party establishment. If Harris loses the corporate deep state will be furious with democratic establishment because the real left will take over the democrat party and after filling up the re-education camps with dumpsters and cons they will then come for the corporate establishment who hate dump ;but fear the left. DUers are now attacking the pollsters!

Posted by: raimondo at October 19, 2024 10:47 PM (TEf0Y)

153 Kammie was supposed to speak for an hour at her rally in Detroit today.

She spoke for less than seven minutes.

Disappointment is starting to wear her down.

Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2024 10:49 PM (xJEPL)

154 Rocket Labs belongs in NZ they are green to the gills.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2024 10:49 PM (yU0dr)

155 I was too late for the pet thread, and missed the hobby and movie threads. Had a nice nap, though.

That rumbling sound I'm hearing from south of us. That wouldn't be Corsicana, would it?
Posted by: mindful webworker - home home on deranged at October 19, 2024 10:09

Wish I was in Corsicana, hope to meet you there some day mindful. Love the way your mind works, even if it is a bit scary.

I also missed the pet thread. It was nice to hear the other day when I called, after being gone a week, both dogs stopped and listened to my voice on the phone.

Posted by: Farmer at October 19, 2024 10:53 PM (UyU0M)

156 Left leaning Cook Report moves Wisconsin Senate race from lean left to tossup.

https://tinyurl.com/j3hewy3n

Michigan Senate race is also a tossup. These things are not indicative of a close race.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2024 10:53 PM (LkLld)

157 Hello from the waning hours of the Texas MoMe!

Posted by: Doof at October 19, 2024 10:54 PM (1y6wd)

158
Only hour left for the 50's for malaka.

That must suck. I dreaded turning 50. But 60? That's "old." Like, old.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 19, 2024 10:54 PM (cRMoH)

159 (TEf0Y)

Have you ever considered watching a shooting competition from the target end of the range?

Posted by: Some Rat at October 19, 2024 10:54 PM (lJmmt)

160
141
So we are going to have Canadian Space rockets now, eh!

Posted by: Ciampino - Give Lockheed the boot at October 19, 2024 10:54 PM (qfLjt)

161 Tinyurl rejected this link

https://x.com/RealJamesWoods/status/

1847832169407754494

but watch this clip- Kamala is actually drunk on camera

Posted by: Don Black IS Diggity Schwag at October 19, 2024 10:55 PM (/7KEl)

162 retardo troll is back (see 152).

His gibberish is less gibberish-like tonight than usual.

Why, I wonder? Maybe he got back ON his meds?

Posted by: mnw at October 19, 2024 10:55 PM (NLIak)

163 The only reason kumala is the dem candidate is she is blackish and she has a vagina.
Those are her only accomplishments.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 19, 2024 10:56 PM (Lo97M)

164
There's chatter that Fatso Lizzo caused a stir, tonight, for malaka. I don't know the deets.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 19, 2024 10:56 PM (cRMoH)

165 So, rainmandodo *admits* that the left wants to put us in camps.

Yeah, dude. We already knew that, even though leftards usually deny it. Thanks for the clarification.

Posted by: JQ at October 19, 2024 10:57 PM (njWTi)

166 Check her luggage for any purloined Papal Bulls.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2024 10:00 PM (3iMA

She better not have been seeing any papal bulls.

Posted by: GWB at October 19, 2024 10:58 PM (E8qwH)

167 Maybe there'll be a second storming of the Bastille.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 19, 2024 10:47 PM (L/fGl)


As long as we get to use Madame Guillotine after all the storming. Lot of heads need to roll. Or bounce.

Posted by: RickZ at October 19, 2024 10:58 PM (gKDq2)

168 Lot of heads need to roll. Or bounce.

or, in raimondo's case, float away

Posted by: gKWVE at October 19, 2024 10:59 PM (gKWVE)

169 163 The only reason kumala is the dem candidate is she is blackish and she has a vagina.
Those are her only accomplishments.
Posted by: Florida Peasant



She can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. That's an accomplishment.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 19, 2024 10:59 PM (pZ64F)

170 There’s a lot of media / political types who better have Daniel Webster on speed dial because I tend to arrive sooner rather than later.

P.S. I don’t really exist. ha ha

Posted by: Scratch at October 19, 2024 11:00 PM (9X60i)

171 retardo troll is back (see 152).
His gibberish is less gibberish-like tonight than usual.
Why, I wonder? Maybe he got back ON his meds?
Posted by: mnw


A million monkeys at a million keyboards will eventually produce a legible troll comment.

Posted by: mikeski at October 19, 2024 11:01 PM (DgGvY)

172
Guntuber Colin Noir posted a great video exposing how the Fake News and Democrats edited the president's Univsion town hall to make it sound like he was making light of school shootings.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 19, 2024 11:01 PM (cRMoH)

173 Kamala is actually drunk on camera

Shortened link from #161.

https://is.gd/gpMAMX

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I think "joy" is code for "vodka."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 19, 2024 11:01 PM (L/fGl)

174 Good evening good Horde...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 19, 2024 11:02 PM (x43UG)

175 157 Hello from the waning hours of the Texas MoMe!
Posted by: Doof at October 19, 2024 10:54 PM (1y6wd)

Hail Doof ...

Any hockey talk at the MoMe?

Posted by: broowndog housebound at October 19, 2024 11:02 PM (TTAGa)

176
Unfunny fake "comedian" jimmy cocksucker kimmel played the edited clip for his Democrat audience, of course.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 19, 2024 11:02 PM (cRMoH)

177
g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 19, 2024 11:03 PM (1aFZz)

178 Apparently voters in Georgia are getting text messages telling them that early voting for the general election has already ended.

https://tinyurl.com/mrha6h47

Posted by: Ciampino - what they accused the GOP of a long time ago at October 19, 2024 11:03 PM (qfLjt)

179 It was a good day, Clemson beat Virginia. Now I lay me down to sleep.

Posted by: Eromero at October 19, 2024 11:05 PM (1aFZz)

180 ... I dreaded turning 50. But 60? That's "old." Like, old.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 19, 2024 10:54 PM (cRMoH)

Hey now!

70 is the new 50 ...

(((That's my story and I'm sticking to it)))

Posted by: broowndog housebound at October 19, 2024 11:06 PM (TTAGa)

181 I think "joy" is code for "vodka."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 19, 2024 11:01 PM (L/fGl)


I see ol' Kameltoe as a gin drinker. Gets her daily salad quota via green olives and pimentos.

Posted by: RickZ at October 19, 2024 11:06 PM (gKDq2)

182 Can someone explain to me what exactly is WRONG with Kamala Harris? Holy mackerel.

https://tinyurl.com/4axf27jj

Posted by: Ciampino - Drunk again! at October 19, 2024 11:08 PM (qfLjt)

183 @EricLDaugh
🚨 BREAKING: In an unprecedented development, North Carolina Republicans have TAKEN THE LEAD IN EARLY VOTING.

The Democrats led the in-person early vote BOTH in 2022 and 2020...

🔴 Republican: 34.94%
🔵 Democratic: 34.84%

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2024 11:09 PM (LkLld)

184
Lizzo saying the US would be Detroit is not wrong.

They'll be making cars and singing Motown from coast to coast.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2024 11:09 PM (63Dwl)

185 >Can someone explain to me what exactly is WRONG with Kamala Harris? Holy mackerel.

---
yeah
she's f***ed up

Posted by: Don Black IS Diggity Schwag at October 19, 2024 11:09 PM (/7KEl)

186 Can someone explain to me what exactly is WRONG with Kamala Harris? Holy mackerel.

https://tinyurl.com/4axf27jj
Posted by: Ciampino - Drunk again! at October 19, 2024 11:08 PM (qfLjt)

I'd say a blood alcohol level of .15.

Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2024 11:10 PM (BQlLi)

187 Evening all!

Posted by: The Man from y at October 19, 2024 11:11 PM (3YGdZ)

188 It was a good day, Clemson beat Virginia. Now I lay me down to sleep.
Posted by: Eromero

And Tennessee beat Alabama.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2024 11:12 PM (WXNFJ)

189
Yes, it's time to kill the SLS, Orion, and the whole Artemis thing. Artemis has contracted Space Daddy to be the actual lunar lander, which will be a modified Starship.

When you look at, Starship could do the whole thing, carry the astronauts to the Moon from LEO. No need for the SLS and Orion, or even the Lunar Gateway.

Space Daddy will be on Mars with a harem of green chicks in his place at Cydonia, where he will have made the Face on Mars his own image before NASA gets the Moon again on its own.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 19, 2024 11:13 PM (w6EFb)

190 Odds for Kamala having a major public bleb out before the election: 2-1

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 19, 2024 11:13 PM (YUtTn)

191 The targeting rule in college football has completely lost its purpose.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2024 11:13 PM (x0m6d)

192 Angie Harmon's daughter Avery Sehorn's charges are dropped

https://mol.im/a/13977071

Two tier justice system?

Posted by: Ciampino - Drunkard? at October 19, 2024 11:14 PM (qfLjt)

193
Oh, and as I was reading the other day, NASA is already $1B overbudget on just the spacesuits for Artemis.

And, to top of it, they are contracting with *Prada* to make the spacesuits. Fucking Prada spacesuits.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 19, 2024 11:14 PM (w6EFb)

194 Evening, ONT'ers! Back at the hotel after spending the day at the MoMee. The food was yummy, the shooting was fun, and the company superb.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2024 11:14 PM (1aFZz)

195 Rosie O'Donnell's daughter arrested for child neglect after baby found near meth pipe

https://mol.im/a/13977441

Posted by: Ciampino - Drunkard?! at October 19, 2024 11:14 PM (qfLjt)

196 It was a good day, Clemson beat Virginia. Now I lay me down to sleep.
Posted by: Eromero

And Tennessee beat Alabama.
Posted by: Tonypete
---------
And Wazzu won.

Posted by: scampydog at October 19, 2024 11:15 PM (41CYW)

197 182 Can someone explain to me what exactly is WRONG with Kamala Harris? Holy mackerel.

https://tinyurl.com/4axf27jj
Posted by: Ciampino - Drunk again! at October 19, 2024 11:08 PM (qfLjt)

------------

*hic*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2024 11:16 PM (3iMA8)

198 Rosie O'Donnell's daughter arrested for child neglect after baby found near meth pipe

=


gosh, that's bad. not as bad as being found near Rosie O'Donnell, but still pretty bad.

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2024 11:16 PM (V13WU)

199 195 Rosie O'Donnell's daughter arrested for child neglect after baby found near meth pipe

https://mol.im/a/13977441
Posted by: Ciampino - Drunkard?! at October 19, 2024 11:14 PM (qfLjt)

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The road apple never falls far from the horse.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2024 11:17 PM (3iMA8)

200 Angie Harmon's daughter Avery Sehorn's charges are dropped

https://mol.im/a/13977071

Two tier justice system?
Posted by: Ciampino - Drunkard? at October 19, 2024 11:14 PM (qfLjt)

Looking at the picture of two fine women? I'd say they settled out of court with a couple of blowjobs.

Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2024 11:17 PM (BQlLi)

201 New congress convenes January 3rd. By majority vote in both houses, Dems and RINOs will declare Trump guilty of insurrection, and therefore disqualified from office.

Who is John Galt?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at October 19, 2024 11:18 PM (x0NqF)

202 That's it for Texas.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2024 11:18 PM (LkLld)

203 And Wazzu won.
Posted by: scampydog

YES!

Posted by: Some Rat at October 19, 2024 11:19 PM (lJmmt)

204 Rosie O'Donnell's daughter arrested for child neglect after baby found near meth pipe

I posted that earlier today.
... at least it's not, like, ripping off TheJamesMadison comments, which is what *I* usually do (accidentally)

Posted by: gKWVE at October 19, 2024 11:19 PM (gKWVE)

205
Angie Harmon is good people. I don't care what her daughter did.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 19, 2024 11:20 PM (cRMoH)

206 Israel War Room@IsraelWarRoom 3h

#BREAKING: Initial reports suggest that Israeli air strikes in southern Lebanon have eliminated a senior commander in Hezbollah’s elite “Radwan” force, Bassel Mustafa Shukar.
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Some people say the Jews are murdering the mohammadans.
I think of it as uniting martyrs with their virgin brides.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2024 11:21 PM (yU0dr)

207
hot goys are waiting for you mossad.org

Posted by: IDF at October 19, 2024 11:22 PM (cRMoH)

208 202 That's it for Texas.
Posted by: JackStraw
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It's. T for Texas and T for Tennessee...

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2024 11:22 PM (yU0dr)

209 …Love the way your mind works, even if it is a bit scary. …
Posted by: Farmer

Scary? Moi?

h/t Ciampino on the tech thread
Kamala attracting flies like Hillary, Obama and Pence
https://tinyurl.com/5n84py5v

Related webwork from 2013:
Obama is So Fly
https://bit.ly/bho-so-fly

Posted by: Blog Judges - the flies know at October 19, 2024 11:22 PM (R3En5)

210 Can someone explain to me what exactly is WRONG with Kamala Harris? Holy mackerel.

https://tinyurl.com/4axf27jj
Posted by: Ciampino - Drunk again! at October 19, 2024 11:08 PM (qfLjt)

Holy fuck. She is fucking drunk.

If this sot "wins," I give up.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 19, 2024 11:23 PM (Ad8y9)

211 Some people say the Jews are murdering the mohammadans.
I think of it as uniting martyrs with their virgin brides.
Posted by: Braenyard

Hmmmm, Match.com with explosives....I like it.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 19, 2024 11:23 PM (lJmmt)

212 Angie Harmon is good people. I don't care what her daughter did.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 19, 2024 11:20 PM (cRMoH)

Doesn't she work for a landscaping company called Lawn Order? Must be tough competing with low-wage illegals.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2024 11:23 PM (1aFZz)

213 What did Pleasance do at the end of Halloween? See for yourself:
https://is.gd/KaUwB1

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 19, 2024 11:23 PM (ZVgZ4)

214 welcome to the Barrel, 'Blog Judges'. try not to squash the maggots, we're somewhat fond of them

Posted by: the flies at October 19, 2024 11:24 PM (gKWVE)

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2024 11:24 PM (3iMA8)

216 This have gottin all slanty.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 19, 2024 11:24 PM (lJmmt)

217 Oh, Mindful! The Barrel calls.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2024 11:25 PM (1aFZz)

218 Now all straighty.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 19, 2024 11:25 PM (lJmmt)

219 Blog Judges - the flies know,

The Barrel's the ultimate Judge around these parts.

Posted by: RickZ at October 19, 2024 11:25 PM (gKDq2)

220 Closed tags, how do they work?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2024 11:25 PM (3iMA8)

221 >> have eliminated a senior commander

Did he throw a stick at 'em?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 19, 2024 11:26 PM (w6EFb)

222 221 >> have eliminated a senior commander

Did he throw a stick at 'em?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 19, 2024 11:26 PM (w6EFb)

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Crockery this time, per reports.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2024 11:27 PM (3iMA8)

223 >>It's. T for Texas and T for Tennessee...

Couple shots of whiskey
Girls round here start looking good
Couple more shots of whiskey
I'm going down to Inglewood

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2024 11:27 PM (LkLld)

224 Kamala looks like she's going to need someone to hold her hair next time she visits the bathroom.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 19, 2024 11:28 PM (gKWVE)

225 People cheering on Elon and his remarkable Starlink don't seem to realize that Starlink is just the embryonic infrastructure for Skynet.

You will not be able to get away from it. Anywhere, anytime.

Posted by: pawn at October 19, 2024 11:28 PM (QB+5g)

226 ArGH

Posted by: mindful webworker, barreled again at October 19, 2024 11:28 PM (R3En5)

227 Did y'all know that Mrs. Sinwar was a bag lady?

https://tinyurl.com/2xurbjte

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 19, 2024 11:28 PM (dQhh+)

228 Barrel don't play

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 19, 2024 11:28 PM (sJHOI)

229 Closed tags, how do they work?
Posted by: Cicero


Infrequently? Poorly?

Posted by: mikeski at October 19, 2024 11:29 PM (DgGvY)

230 >>>Space Daddy will be on Mars with a harem of green chicks in his place at Cydonia, where he will have made the Face on Mars his own image before NASA gets the Moon again on its own.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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Apollo was the apex. Cool, smart, quick, brave. Your chest would swell thinking of NASA and the men, their work and achievements.
Today, it's disgusting. Billions of dollars, piece meal jobbing out different parts. Air Bus for heavens sake. And Boeing and other tit sucking free loaders.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2024 11:29 PM (yU0dr)

231 mnw

Maybe, just maybe, after being banned for every stupid comment the last 4 years, raimondo is learning.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 19, 2024 11:29 PM (u82oZ)

232 215

Thanks. Very incisive. That needed to be said.

Posted by: mnw at October 19, 2024 11:30 PM (NLIak)

233 220 Closed tags, how do they work?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
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Work like a reach around.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2024 11:31 PM (yU0dr)

234 The Bernie Moreno vs. Sherrod Brown ads in Ohio are off the charts, non-stop. Must be close. I'm expecting a commie win. Obviously he's important to them

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 19, 2024 11:31 PM (sJHOI)

235 Unrepaired nic and unclosed tag. Double barreled.

I don't remember the sludge at the bottom of the barrel being this deep. When did Ace last dump this thing?

Posted by: mindful webworker, deep in the heart of... the barrel at October 19, 2024 11:31 PM (R3En5)

236 >>You will not be able to get away from it. Anywhere, anytime.

Got some bad news for you. If you have a cell phone that's pretty much true right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2024 11:32 PM (LkLld)

237 mindful webworker

2007.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 19, 2024 11:32 PM (u82oZ)

238 The key to not forgetting close tags is to not use use tags at all.

Posted by: davidt at October 19, 2024 11:32 PM (i0F8b)

239 Hi, Salty

My traveling days are over, at least for places as far away as Brazitos, but next year... I plan to send some BEER.

That should more than make up for my absence.

Posted by: mnw at October 19, 2024 11:33 PM (NLIak)

240 The key to not forgetting close tags is to not use use tags at all.
Posted by: davidt at October 19, 2024 11:32 PM (i0F8b)

that's what works for me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 19, 2024 11:33 PM (Ad8y9)

241
You see these homos?

I thought the german nazis were flaming fags, but these hezballoo and hamas guys are like women.

I cued it up to the part I want you to see:

https://is.gd/F6YywX

(Both of these "leaders" have been taken out, one is Sinwar, I forget the other one's name)

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 19, 2024 11:34 PM (cRMoH)

242 Kamala at the mic - someone in the crowd yells Praise the Lord

She says, you're at the wrong rally.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2024 11:35 PM (yU0dr)

243 The key to not forgetting close tags is to not use use tags at all.

Posted by: davidt at October 19, 2024 11:32 PM (i0F8b)

Except on mattresses. You have to leave them on, or risk being sent to Mattress Tag Pen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2024 11:35 PM (1aFZz)

244 Soto 3 run homer in the 10th. That might be it for the Cleveland former Indians.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2024 11:35 PM (LkLld)

245 Did y'all know that Mrs. Sinwar was a bag lady?

https://tinyurl.com/2xurbjte
Posted by: Biden's Dog
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If she wore it over her head, it might be worth it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2024 11:36 PM (XeU6L)

246 GA 30, TX 15 Final

Posted by: Don Black IS Diggity Schwag at October 19, 2024 11:36 PM (/7KEl)

247 The key to not forgetting close tags is to not use use tags at all.
Posted by: davidt


Next best thing is to make sure you do the close-tag first.

Been a long time since I screwed up, especially since Pixy installed auto-close tags. I think one has to put two open-tags to defeat it. Takes "skill."

Posted by: mindful webworker - what's that smell? at October 19, 2024 11:37 PM (R3En5)

248 That might be it for the Cleveland former Indians.

At least they didn't show up just to get pantsed in 2/2 games

Posted by: the disastros at October 19, 2024 11:37 PM (gKWVE)

249 If she wore it over her head, it might be worth it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Have you seen her? Oh no, no even with. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2024 11:38 PM (WXNFJ)

250 Legal Insurrection reports that the Biden administration has leaked details of Israel's attack plan to Iran. Could be misdirection but sounds like something that the idiots who run the lefts foreign policy would do.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 19, 2024 11:38 PM (YUtTn)

251 Blog Judges video link was pretty good, whatever the price he pays for posting it. It’s just a daydream, but couldn’t local law enforcement arrest Que Mala for public intoxication?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 19, 2024 11:38 PM (ZVgZ4)

252 If she wore it over her head, it might be worth it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2024 11:36 PM (XeU6L)
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You would the the manufacturer would go for an obvious big seller with these folks: The Birken Birka.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 19, 2024 11:39 PM (dQhh+)

253 Trust me, you gotta keep one eye open at night in here.

Posted by: inmate #52678 in mattress-tag stir at October 19, 2024 11:39 PM (gKWVE)

254
Why would Israel share their secret plans for Iran with anyone?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 19, 2024 11:39 PM (cRMoH)

255 Soto with three run homer . Yanks up 5-2 going into bottom of 10th . Weaver on hill for Yankees

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 19, 2024 11:39 PM (YUtTn)

256 The key to not forgetting close tags is to not use use tags at all.
Posted by: davidt at October 19, 2024 11:32 PM (i0F8b)

=====

Well that's no fun.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 19, 2024 11:39 PM (RNotJ)

257 All the big hitters are distracted elsewhere.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 19, 2024 09:35 PM (ZVgZ4)

You're right. I was participating in a Trunk or Treat event.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 19, 2024 11:41 PM (AXVT2)

258 Legal Insurrection reports that the Biden administration has leaked details of Israel's attack plan to Iran. Could be misdirection but sounds like something that the idiots who run the lefts foreign policy would do.

==


Israel : Here are our plans. But don't give them to anybody! No leaking! Here, Let us write TOP SECRET on top. Just to be sure they are not leaked ! These are super Sekret plans !

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2024 11:41 PM (V13WU)

259 Wonder how drunk she was when she berated and abused her campaign-manager.
At this point they've probably taken away all her booze. She's now on happy-pills and the occasional joint. Someone needs to check her eyes for dilation

Posted by: gKWVE at October 19, 2024 11:42 PM (gKWVE)

260 241
You see these homos?
...
https://is.gd/F6YywX

(Both of these "leaders" have been taken out, one is Sinwar, I forget the other one's name)
Posted by: Soothsayer
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You don't understand vachem, When real men stick it up each others Kazoo it is not faggoty homosexuality it is man to man brotherly love.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2024 11:43 PM (yU0dr)

261 Why would Israel share their secret plans for Iran with anyone?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 19, 2024 11:39 PM (cRMoH)
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Up until some point this past year, it was assumed that there was still some level of sanity and trust with the DC Regime.

That's long gone, as can be seen by the multiple times this or that DC pol or militray official was "upset" that they were not informed in advance of this or that action taken by Israel.

Netanyahu is trying to hold his breath under water until after the US election. It won't help. The election is rigged.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 19, 2024 11:44 PM (dQhh+)

262 Israel : Here are our plans. But don't give them to anybody! No leaking! Here, Let us write TOP SECRET on top. Just to be sure they are not leaked ! These are super Sekret plans !
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2024 11:41 PM (V13WU)

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Operation Bob's Yer Uncle

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2024 11:44 PM (3iMA8)

263 You're right. I was participating in a Trunk or Treat event.
Posted by: OrangeEnt


Don't keep us in suspense! How many kids can you fit in your trunk?

Posted by: T. Walz at October 19, 2024 11:44 PM (DgGvY)

264 One does not simply walk out of the barrel. Its black sludge is excreted by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. The great eye is ever watchful. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with the strength of ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

Posted by: Boromir at October 19, 2024 11:44 PM (i0F8b)

265 Why would Israel share their secret plans for Iran with anyone?
Posted by: Soothsayer

Did anyone say they were the real plans? I wouldn't expect them to be 95+% of the time.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 19, 2024 11:45 PM (VNX3d)

266 Netanyahu is trying to hold his breath under water until after the US election. It won't help. The election is rigged.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 19, 2024 11:44 PM (dQhh+)

The unanswered question is will the Steal be successful?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2024 11:45 PM (1aFZz)

267 And that's it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2024 11:46 PM (LkLld)

268 Yankees win the AL pennant. As a life long Yankees fan , alright, alright , alright

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 19, 2024 11:46 PM (YUtTn)

269
254
Why would Israel share their secret plans for Iran with anyone?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 19, 2024 11:39 PM (cRMoH

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The documents appear to be bassd on US sureillance data, nof anything provided by the Israelis. I suspect the Israelis don't share things like that with our government.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 19, 2024 11:47 PM (d4X7t)

270 Netanyahu is trying to hold his breath under water until after the US election. It won't help. The election is rigged.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 19, 2024 11:44 PM (dQhh+)

that is always the starting point

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2024 11:48 PM (V13WU)

271 If the election is absolutely rigged to the point where nothing we do matters then why did they take out Biden?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2024 11:49 PM (LkLld)

272 POTUS race? I like T's chances, but it's not a done deal

House? Usually follows POTUS' party in Presidential election years.

Senate? DEMs are blued, screwed & tatooed! There is no way they can hold it. WV & MT are stone cold GOP pickups. Cruz & R. Scott are pulling away. So... anything beyond WV & MT is icing on the proverbial cake. I think Brown (D) loses in OH, too, but... not essential to booting Schumer.

Posted by: mnw at October 19, 2024 11:49 PM (NLIak)

273 >Can someone explain to me what exactly is WRONG with Kamala Harris? Holy mackerel.
----------------
She took her shot. And a few extras.

Posted by: scampydog at October 19, 2024 11:50 PM (41CYW)

274 Did anyone say they were the real plans? I wouldn't expect them to be 95+% of the time.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 19, 2024 11:45 PM (VNX3d)

Sekrit plan: we use black greasepaint to disguise ourselves as Somali pirates, sail through the Straits of Hormuz to Kharg Island, storm ashore, and turn off all the valves.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2024 11:50 PM (1aFZz)

275 Just dropped in to say hello....

Hello!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 19, 2024 11:51 PM (QGaXH)

276 The unanswered question is will the Steal be successful?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2024 11:45 PM (1aFZz)
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They will do it.

Your use of your 2A rights will determine who's successful.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 19, 2024 11:52 PM (dQhh+)

277 Just dropped in to say hello....

Hello!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 19, 2024 11:51 PM (QGaXH)

Hiya, Rogue!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2024 11:52 PM (1aFZz)

278 but the real Sekret plan is ...deploy the djinn !

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2024 11:52 PM (V13WU)

279 Israel will win.
The USA will win.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pilXGjb7KdU

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2024 11:53 PM (yU0dr)

280
It seems the online minions are quite busy today doing damage control spam in the comments on platforms to tell people that malaka is being "taken out of context" when she told that person he was at the "wrong rally." And she was just trying to tell those hecklers to go away.
And it had nothing to do with Jesus.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 19, 2024 11:54 PM (cRMoH)

281 Islam will domin-ACK

Posted by: gKWVE at October 19, 2024 11:54 PM (gKWVE)

282 but the real Sekret plan is ...deploy the djinn !

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2024 11:52 PM (V13WU)

I already deployed it all!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 19, 2024 11:54 PM (1aFZz)

283 tell people that malaka is being "taken out of context" when she told that person he was at the "wrong rally." And she was just trying to tell those hecklers to go away.

I don't think even raimondo is dumb enough to float that malarkey here.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 19, 2024 11:55 PM (gKWVE)

284 Super fun night of dancing and great people, the MoMe was a wonderful experience.

Also the Dawgs beat UT. Woot!

Posted by: Piper at October 19, 2024 11:56 PM (rBf5n)

285 the only way they take away her liquor is they put her on pills because of the probability of DTs, and the chances are it is rough going even with them

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2024 11:57 PM (D7oie)

286 @jenvanlaar

🚨🚨 NEW: A US intelligence source tells RedState that the Top Secret documents leaked were leaked from the Pentagon's office of low intensity conflict/special operations - which is where suspected Iranian spy Ariane Tabatabai works with Christopher Maier

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2024 11:57 PM (LkLld)

287 If the election is absolutely rigged to the point where nothing we do matters then why did they take out Biden?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2024 11:49 PM (LkLld)
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It's harder to cover up a big cheat. They thought that they could keep up the appearance of Trump and Harris being neck and neck in the polls, after Biden fell down once it was apparent that he's not functioning at all.

The switch didn't work either. They don't care. If they can't pull of the cheat, they'll use lawfare. If that doesn't work, think of all those armed IRS and numerous other federal agents, along with a woke military. Remember the social media clips a few years ago of military personnel not hesitating to state what they'll do to their own American citizens should that be necessary? Believe them when they tell you what they will do.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 19, 2024 11:58 PM (dQhh+)

288 @201 who is john galt? Willaim edward hickman ayn rands lover.

Posted by: raimondo at October 19, 2024 11:58 PM (TEf0Y)

289 Raises hand, I know the sekrit, I know the sekrit.
Day gonna blow 'em up to kingdom come.
They know it too.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2024 11:59 PM (yU0dr)

290
It's nice to see the People Living Inside My Computer enjoy spending time with each other.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2024 12:00 AM (cRMoH)

291 Super fun night of dancing and great people, the MoMe was a wonderful experience.

Also the Dawgs beat UT. Woot!
Posted by: Piper at October 19, 2024 11:56 PM (rBf5n)


Wait -- there was dancing?!? Why didn't anyone tell me??

Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2024 12:01 AM (1y6wd)

292 Remember the social media clips a few years ago of military personnel not hesitating to state what they'll do to their own American citizens should that be necessary? Believe them when they tell you what they will do.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 19, 2024 11:58 PM (dQhh+)

First thing they would have to do is murder their own fellow troops who don't subscribe to that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2024 12:01 AM (1aFZz)

293 If the election is absolutely rigged to the point where nothing we do matters then why did they take out Biden?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2024 11:49 PM (LkLld)


I am not convinced there is a they, only "them" made up of conflicting goals.
To paraphrase Tom Luongo: When times are good and everyone is winning, there is a united front because everyone is getting fat. When it starts to slip and some get sort of hungry, there is reason to start knifing your buddies in the back.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2024 12:02 AM (D7oie)

294 290
It's nice to see the People Living Inside My Computer enjoy spending time with each other.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2024 12:00 AM (cRMoH)


I put my ear down by the USB port and i swear i heard Cotton Eyed Joe!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2024 12:03 AM (W/lyH)

295 The Dems want to lose big. Nancy wants to lose big and she ranks high within the politburo. She knows this election is a loss. She is already working on the mid-terms, that's her power stroke.

Winning this election is not a power move for the Dems just more squad and disarray. Cleaning house and moving on congress, that's her goal.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 12:04 AM (yU0dr)

296 >>It's harder to cover up a big cheat. They thought that they could keep up the appearance of Trump and Harris being neck and neck in the polls, after Biden fell down once it was apparent that he's not functioning at all.

It will be impossible to hide the level of cheat needed to push Harris past Trump. She is the absolute worst presidential candidate in living memory. Jimmy Carter would be a better candidate and he's comatose and mostly dead.

Yes, they will try and hamstring him but we are not living in 2020 anymore. People are now aware of their tactics and what they will try to do to stop Trump and more importantly the movement he created. They've already tried to kill him twice, I assume they will try again. Yea, they care. But this country is now energized to fight back in a way that it wasn't in 2020.

People can talk tough in videos but that's what it usually is, talk. Corrupt regimes collapse slowly and then all at once and this one is throwing pistons at an increasing rate.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2024 12:07 AM (LkLld)

297
but the real Sekret plan is ...deploy the djinn !

Jeannie's doggie

https://t.ly/hsp0m

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 20, 2024 12:07 AM (63Dwl)

298 Pelosi is 84 & retiring from Congress. I don't see her being the white hot center of DEM anything.

Posted by: mnw at October 20, 2024 12:09 AM (NLIak)

299 "Something is going to happen. Something wonderful!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 20, 2024 12:10 AM (RIvkX)

300 Pistons up, Valves down and then they meet.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 12:10 AM (yU0dr)

301 A raccoon, an opossum and a feral hog walk into a bar.

And that was just to soften them up for a .357 magnum slug to the medulla oblongata.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 20, 2024 12:13 AM (bxmU0)

302 Yankees Dodgers would be epic. Make it so.

Posted by: the hat at October 20, 2024 12:14 AM (v1eJ7)

303 medulla oblongata.

==

A great stripper name.

Posted by: runner at October 20, 2024 12:15 AM (V13WU)

304 >>I am not convinced there is a they, only "them" made up of conflicting goals.
To paraphrase Tom Luongo: When times are good and everyone is winning, there is a united front because everyone is getting fat. When it starts to slip and some get sort of hungry, there is reason to start knifing your buddies in the back.

I don't think there is any one Dr. Evil either. I think there is a cabal of very rich oligarchs in league with a version of the military industrial complex Ike warned about.

Soros has been working with the intel/State complex for years running color revolutions in places like Ukraine and here. That's how he got really rich and why he has been protected. Guys like John Doerr are even richer than he has enormous control over Big Tech and strong ties to the Obama wing. There are many more.

If they steal it this time the country will become ungovernable. We already have records lows in trust in the institutions of government and the media. People will not accept being turned into a 3rd world shit hole. Might not happen overnight but it will happen. We will have nothing to lose.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2024 12:16 AM (LkLld)

305 medulla oblongata

What a wonderful phrase!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 20, 2024 12:16 AM (lUFok)

306 A great stripper name.

Posted by: runner at October 20, 2024 12:15 AM (V13WU)

Yahya Sinmore,

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2024 12:16 AM (1aFZz)

307 May God save Donald John Trump and the United States of America! And bring confusion to our enemies!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 20, 2024 12:16 AM (ZVgZ4)

308 Well, fuck. Now we have to sit through 10 hours of SNL hasn't been funny in 30 years, again.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 20, 2024 12:17 AM (IG4Id)

309 291 Super fun night of dancing and great people, the MoMe was a wonderful experience.

Also the Dawgs beat UT. Woot!
Posted by: Piper at October 19, 2024 11:56 PM (rBf5n)

Wait -- there was dancing?!? Why didn't anyone tell me??
Posted by: Doof at October

You should have seen the guy in the shiny gold shirt!

Posted by: Piper at October 20, 2024 12:18 AM (rBf5n)

310 The TxMoMe is over so soon? I don't think I could go. It's like Christmas, all that anticipation, and then boom! it's over.

Maybe it's just my sense of time. Like the Moron the other day relating the 100-year-old describing being that old as like shaving every fifteen minutes. Starting to feel that way, and I'm still a few years short of 100. (Looks at toenails which need clipping… again!)

Something something significance of the passage of time.

Although, time passes much slower in the barrel.

Posted by: mindful webworker - we'll have a barrel of sludge at October 20, 2024 12:19 AM (R3En5)

311 Well. My nightcap of Shiner Bock is done, and so am I. Night, Horde. The MoMee was a wonderful experience. Looking forward to next year!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2024 12:21 AM (1aFZz)

312 Safe travels home momee morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 20, 2024 12:22 AM (RIvkX)

313 And now we have a weapon that scares the shit out of them.

@AutismCapital

🚨ELON MUSK: "If the margin of victory is high enough, it can exceed any type of cheating that can take place. We have to aim for a margin that it is impossible to have any shenanigans. If there's any voting issues you see, post it on X, let's shine a light on it. The brighter the light, the harder it will be to cheat."

https://tinyurl.com/r7tnyvee

Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2024 12:22 AM (LkLld)

314 I saw Medulla Oblongata open for A Whiter Shade of Pale during the summer of love in '67 in the UK.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 20, 2024 12:24 AM (bxmU0)

315 You should have seen the guy in the shiny gold shirt!
Posted by: Piper

General Lame'?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2024 12:26 AM (WXNFJ)

316 298 Pelosi is 84 & retiring from Congress. I don't see her being the white hot center of DEM anything.
Posted by: mnw
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I believe that there is a politburo. Musk agreed with Tucker that there are about 100. A big round table and Nancy is a dominant member. They are the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 12:32 AM (yU0dr)

317 Apollo was the apex. Cool, smart, quick, brave. Your chest would swell thinking of NASA and the men, their work and achievements.
Today, it's disgusting. Billions of dollars, piece meal jobbing out different parts. Air Bus for heavens sake. And Boeing and other tit sucking free loaders.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2024 11:29 PM (yU0dr)

I agree. The moon landing was awesome - but I think the peak was successfully bringing the Apollo 13 crew home alive and safe after their spacecraft was crippled by the O2 tank explosion. Too bad the apparent value of a lifeboat was lost when the shuttle was put into service.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 20, 2024 12:32 AM (QGaXH)

318 How can someone so smart take so long to see the light? It’s not like the Democrats haven’t been basically the same since Wilson.

Always leaning toward socialism and implementing suppression instead convincing anyone not on their same page.

I’m glad Musk got mugged by the Left.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 20, 2024 12:37 AM (D6PGr)

319 Bibi is smart enough to have never shared his plans with the Biden admin. He knew they would be leaked.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 20, 2024 12:38 AM (cV2we)

320 Might not happen overnight but it will happen. We will have nothing to lose.
Posted by: JackStraw
---

And we will win.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 12:39 AM (yU0dr)

321 Apollo was the apex. Cool, smart, quick, brave. Your chest would swell thinking of NASA and the men, their work and achievements.
Today, it's disgusting. Billions of dollars, piece meal jobbing out different parts. Air Bus for heavens sake. And Boeing and other tit sucking free loaders.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2024 11:29 PM (yU0dr)

Seems you’re limiting your opinion to manned exploration. What NASA has done with space exploration in the last 40 years is extraordinary.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 20, 2024 12:41 AM (D6PGr)

322 319 Bibi is smart enough to have never shared his plans with the Biden admin. He knew they would be leaked.
Posted by: Tom Servo
-------------

Knowing that his plans will be leaked is part of the plan. They spent hours perfecting the plans that were leaked. They are an intricate part.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 12:42 AM (yU0dr)

323 I believe that there is a politburo. Musk agreed with Tucker that there are about 100. A big round table and Nancy is a dominant member. They are the Democrat Party.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 12:32 AM (yU0dr)
===

Elected and selected Democrats in DC, California, Illinois, Texas, New York, Virginia, Florida and some other places
NGOs linked to Rockefeller, Ford, Carnegie Foundations, major "religious" charities, Soros and Tides-funded organizations or any NGO based in California, New York, or DC
Editorial officers of major legacy media
Presidents and Provosts of every large metropolitan community college, major law schools, journalism schools, Ivy League schools
Senior leaders of DNC including senior staff and related law firms and other related institutions.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 20, 2024 12:43 AM (RIvkX)

324 Seems you’re limiting your opinion to manned exploration. What NASA has done with space exploration in the last 40 years is extraordinary.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
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See: #146 http://acecomments.mu.nu/?
log=86&post=411944#c40294782

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 12:47 AM (yU0dr)

325 In 1981, the Iranians released their U.S. hostages hours after Reagan was sworn into office after 444 days.

But you youngsters wouldn't know anything about that.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 20, 2024 12:47 AM (RIvkX)

326 325 In 1981, the Iranians released their U.S. hostages hours after Reagan was sworn into office after 444 days.

But you youngsters wouldn't know anything about that.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 20, 2024 12:47 AM (RIvkX)

I remember that - I think he sent them a copy of 'High Noon' dubbed in Farsi and the words 'there's a new sheriff in town.....'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 20, 2024 12:51 AM (QGaXH)

327 Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 12:47 AM (yU0dr)

What did you want me to note at#146?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 20, 2024 12:52 AM (D6PGr)

328 Ford family dissoccociated itself from the foundation a long time ago.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 12:52 AM (yU0dr)

329 Reminder SpaceX Falcon 9 Launch from California very soon

https://www.youtube.com/live/-681Bx6XNJg

Posted by: Ciampino - Annoy the Cal. Coastal Commission at October 20, 2024 12:54 AM (qfLjt)

330 327 Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 12:47 AM (yU0dr)

What did you want me to note at#146?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
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That's NASA's maned spaceflight in a nutshell. Expensive, DEI, money laundering, c r a p.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 12:58 AM (yU0dr)

331 Wait -- there was dancing?!? Why didn't anyone tell me??
Posted by: Doof at October

You should have seen the guy in the shiny gold shirt!
Posted by: Piper at October 20, 2024 12:18 AM (rBf5n)


Do women like that sort of thing? Asking for a friend

Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2024 01:01 AM (1y6wd)

332 From my leftist brother:
Inflation has been down the last 1.5 years.
(Buwahahahahaha)
I love him, but wooooowwww.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 20, 2024 01:03 AM (elaR+)

333 Tried to watch Oppenheimer.
All the pro-Communism shit made me nauseous and I killed it 20 min in.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 20, 2024 01:05 AM (elaR+)

334 That's NASA's maned spaceflight in a nutshell. Expensive, DEI, money laundering, c r a p.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 12:58 AM (yU0dr)

I understand that but they have been doing far more than just manned space flight. That’s why I said your opinion of NASA seems limited just to their manned space flight programs.

We have landed five rovers on Mars of which two are still operating. The Webb telescope and Cassini Saturn probe are and were amazing.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 20, 2024 01:06 AM (D6PGr)

335 Seems you’re limiting your opinion to manned exploration. What NASA has done with space exploration in the last 40 years is extraordinary.

Unmanned, yes. Otherwise, not so much.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 20, 2024 01:06 AM (mH6SG)

336 T - 5 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/live/-681Bx6XNJg

Posted by: Ciampino - Annoy the California Coastal Commission at October 20, 2024 01:08 AM (qfLjt)

337 Because of Right Side Media, staring during the first presidential campaign, I have witnessed Trump evolve from a somewhat tentative candidate to an absolute political force. The Latrobe, PA event was a classic Trump home stretch speech. Trump's magic is simple: what he ultimately says is something we can be for, something the Marxist left never understands. There is great power in this message as it reenforces what we instinctively and empirically know deep: we are a decent and just people that we lead decent and just lives. This stands in contrast to the Democrat message which boils down the destruction of everything with unlimited infanticide as its core religious and political tenet. In a fair system Trump would win in a landslide. But that is not the reality - the only way the Democrats can prevail is to destroy Trump, steal his wealth, fail at putting him in prison before the election, fail at him killing him, and when that fails is to rig the election in the swing states by stuffing the ballot box in key precincts with "harvested" ballots and fraudulent after the election day ballots that tip the election. In spite of this Trump is at the precipice of American history...

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at October 20, 2024 01:08 AM (tPMOE)

338 ===

Elected and selected Democrats in DC, California, Illinois, Texas, New York, Virginia, Florida and some other places
NGOs linked to Rockefeller, Ford, Carnegie Foundations, major "religious" charities, Soros and Tides-funded organizations or any NGO based in California, New York, or DC
Editorial officers of major legacy media
Presidents and Provosts of every large metropolitan community college, major law schools, journalism schools, Ivy League schools
Senior leaders of DNC including senior staff and related law firms and other related institutions.

Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Sounds right, Musk acknowledged that he knows most of them.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 01:09 AM (yU0dr)

339 NASA was great.
The Mars stuff was done years ago.
Now?
Raging clusterfuck of a Gordian knot of
Bermuda Triangle.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 20, 2024 01:09 AM (elaR+)

340 NASA was great.
The Mars stuff was done years ago.
Now?
Raging clusterfuck of a Gordian knot of
Bermuda Triangle.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 20, 2024 01:09 AM (elaR+)

Years ago ? All of the Rovers but one were launched from 2004 to the last one , Perseverance in 2020. And they still are operating two of them.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 20, 2024 01:14 AM (D6PGr)

341 Jaysus.
Is the Horde so old that 10 AZ time is past their bed time?
I'm Gen X and still here.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 20, 2024 01:14 AM (elaR+)

342 221 >> have eliminated a senior commander
Did he throw a stick at 'em?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 19, 2024 11:26

That was poetic justice, to see the evil bastard that planned the Oct 7 massacre, powerless against his foe feebly tossing a stick. Glad the Israeli's got that vid.

A picture paints a thousand words.

Posted by: Farmer at October 20, 2024 01:15 AM (UyU0M)

343 335 Seems you’re limiting your opinion to manned exploration. What NASA has done with space exploration in the last 40 years is extraordinary.
--------------------

NASA has two divisions, the manned division and universe exploration. So far that work has been exemplary.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 01:15 AM (yU0dr)

344
0 to Mach 1 in 58 sec.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 20, 2024 01:15 AM (w6EFb)

345 Faring separation confirmed.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 01:17 AM (yU0dr)

346
They're gonna land this one back at Vandeburg, rather than the barge. I thought the 1st stage burn was pretty short. Light enough payload, I guess for the 2nd stage to take it the rest of the way.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 20, 2024 01:19 AM (w6EFb)

347 NASA has two divisions, the manned division and universe exploration. So far that work has been exemplary.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 01:15 AM (yU0d

That’s all I was saying. I don’t disagree that the manned operations got shanghied by DEI.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 20, 2024 01:20 AM (D6PGr)

348
I thought the 2nd stage nozzle looked different, and the gal just mentioned that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 20, 2024 01:20 AM (w6EFb)

349 Years ago ? All of the Rovers but one were launched from 2004 to the last one , Perseverance in 2020. And they still are operating two of them.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

Mmmmm crow.
Ok, I missed that one.
Frankly tho, even a blind squirrel can get lucky and find a nut.
Are there astronauts stranded on the ISS or not?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 20, 2024 01:20 AM (elaR+)

350 She's good. No uptick, no vocal fry, clear, enunciates well.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 01:22 AM (yU0dr)

351 Mmmmm crow.
Ok, I missed that one.
Frankly tho, even a blind squirrel can get lucky and find a nut.
Are there astronauts stranded on the ISS or not?
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 20, 2024 01:20 AM (elaR+)

Better than being burned up on the launch pad.

Snark aside I’m not disagreeing that their manned program is a clusterfuck right now.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 20, 2024 01:22 AM (D6PGr)

352
And 1st stage lands back at Vandenburg, slick as owl shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 20, 2024 01:22 AM (w6EFb)

353 And this is the end of the day, actually the beginning of the next day here in Central Daylight Fake Time.

One year ago tonight I was rushed to the emergency room for life-saving bowel surgery. I was inflated like the Hindenberg, about to burst, and yet here I am, thank God and that doc who said, "Get this man to surgery right now!" I'm not all repaired yet, but that's okay. I'm basically functional, get to hug my honey, and walk my dog, and pet my cat and get stuck in the barrel on AoS. All good.

And I get to see what happens in this amazing election year. I swear I've never seen anything like it in all my decades. Here's a nod to that.

Trump | Gangsta's Paradise
https://youtu.be/qce1gIAPC1E

G'nite, you big buncha deplorable revolutionaries. God bless y'all.

And, yes, it's y'all, not yall. But then, I'm such a fogey I still put an apostraphe in Hallowe'en

Posted by: mindful webworker - good enough for today at October 20, 2024 01:23 AM (R3En5)

354 Too bad it's not daylight. Watching it land back at Vandenberg would have been a OK.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 01:24 AM (yU0dr)

355 341 Jaysus.
Is the Horde so old that 10 AZ time is past their bed time?
I'm Gen X and still here.
Posted by: Erebus



I'm around. At work though. Leaving early tonight due to my beltway bandit company unwillingness to pay me OT. Long, dumb, payroll story. Anyway...

TXMoMe was this weekend, so not as many posters around.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 20, 2024 01:25 AM (pZ64F)

356 And 1st stage lands back at Vandenburg, slick as owl shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Is there a measurement for the slickness of owlshit?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 20, 2024 01:25 AM (elaR+)

357 Parker Sun Probe …

Posted by: Adriane the critic at October 20, 2024 01:26 AM (JIDSP)

358 Deployment of payload in about 40 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/live/-681Bx6XNJg

Interesting there was an initial booster burn just after MECO/separation. Probably to get it back close to launch/recovery site?

Posted by: Ciampino - Annoyed? California Coastal Commission at October 20, 2024 01:27 AM (qfLjt)

359
TXMoMe was this weekend, so not as many posters around.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work

I would KILL for someone to host an AZ MOME.
I don't have the means/live where I could do so.
By God if I ever do...

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 20, 2024 01:30 AM (elaR+)

360 >> Probably to get it back close to launch/recovery site?

Yep, "Boostback burn".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 20, 2024 01:32 AM (w6EFb)

361 They started the clusterfuck when the went to the shuttle. They marked time for 2+ decades. Musk is the only one going somewhere.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 01:32 AM (yU0dr)

362 I would KILL for someone to host an AZ MOME.
I don't have the means/live where I could do so.
By God if I ever do...


This is one of the many reasons I buy lottery tickets. There's a 79 acre property in Payson that just hit the market. Too bad for me that they want 6.75 million for it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 20, 2024 01:32 AM (lUFok)

363 There are as many posts as there usually are.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 01:34 AM (yU0dr)

364 Parker Sun Probe …
Posted by: Adriane the critic at October 20, 2024 01:26 AM (JIDSP)

Yes the Solar probe was launched in 2018 and I think will end its mission in 2025. Actually I just learned about this recently watching a Nova episode.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 20, 2024 01:35 AM (D6PGr)

365 There should be a MoMe at Boca Chica to watch a Starship launch.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 01:35 AM (yU0dr)

366 And they don’t have no turtles on them!!!

Posted by: Adriane the critic at October 20, 2024 01:36 AM (JIDSP)

367
The profile of these return to pad trajectories are interesting. Replay it and watch speed and altitude. Boostback slowed down total speed a good bit, but it was still climbing. It reached peak at about 120 km, well higher than at MECO.

Then as it fell back, it started gaining speed until the "entry burn" (getting back into thicker atmosphere then). And then more falling, until the landing burn right at the last second.

It remains supersonic until it gets very close to the landing site.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 20, 2024 01:36 AM (w6EFb)

368 This is one of the many reasons I buy lottery tickets. There's a 79 acre property in Payson that just hit the market. Too bad for me that they want 6.75 million for it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -

There used to be a a large area of Lan fir sale in North AZ for an insanely low price.
It would have been beyond perfect fir a MOME.
I'm talking painted desert, beautiful.
At the time I didn't have the money.
By the time I did someone had bought it.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 20, 2024 01:37 AM (elaR+)

369 Wow. Typos.
Nooooo. Alcohol not involved.
Swearsies.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 20, 2024 01:38 AM (elaR+)

370 Start small. Picnic in park. Add shooting and dancing in a few years.

Posted by: Adriane the critic at October 20, 2024 01:40 AM (JIDSP)

371 >>>Are there astronauts stranded on the ISS or not?
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale
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They are not stranded, they never were stranded, after spending time at ISIS they were reallocated as ISIS crew. They are dedicated crew member of ISIS. They were never stranded, Boeing crap had nothing to do with this. It was all planned. No hazard pay either.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 01:40 AM (yU0dr)

372 There used to be a a large area of Lan fir sale in North AZ for an insanely low price.
It would have been beyond perfect fir a MOME.
I'm talking painted desert, beautiful.
At the time I didn't have the money.
By the time I did someone had bought it.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 20, 2024 01:37 AM (elaR+)

A lot of those lots don't have road access. You'll find you're property is surrounded by other's land and they won't let you cross it to get into yours.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 20, 2024 01:41 AM (0eaVi)

373
After the entry burn, that slows it down a good bit. After shut off, it accelerated again, falling, and hit 3 km/hr, before drag started slowing it down.

It remained supersonic until just under 7 km altitude.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 20, 2024 01:44 AM (w6EFb)

374 A lot of those lots don't have road access. You'll find you're property is surrounded by other's land and they won't let you cross it to get into yours.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

You aren't wrong.
Then you get to play the easement game.
Normally when I buy property I check for access.
(I am not a pro by any means)

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 20, 2024 01:46 AM (elaR+)

375 Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t the Artemis mission’s final goal is to establish a moon base for future missions to Mars?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 20, 2024 01:46 AM (D6PGr)

376 Never liked easements. Oh, yes, it's landlocked but you have an easement. Ah, no. Sell me a stovepipe to the property.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 01:46 AM (yU0dr)

377
Pretty close to polar orbit for this thing. Don't know what the second burn will do. They're just running the orbital trajectory thing now as we wait. It's over Antarctica now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 20, 2024 01:47 AM (w6EFb)

378 Trebuchet, OrangeEnt, trebuchet…

Posted by: Adriane the Critic. . . at October 20, 2024 01:47 AM (JIDSP)

379 FYI, I own acre of land about a mile from the Petrified Forrest here in AZ.
Not sure what I will do with it, but I'm happy to have it.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 20, 2024 01:49 AM (elaR+)

380 375 Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t the Artemis mission’s final goal is to establish a moon base for future missions to Mars?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
------

Yes, they have virtually untested, in space, system put together by multiple vendors, that's good on its on for 21 days, that they anticipate being able to launch one every two years, costing billions of dollars.

Musk will be on Mars before they make it to the Moon. If they don't kill anybody first. For onece, Bloomberg was right.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 01:50 AM (yU0dr)

381 The Sting
@TheStingisBack

According to science, Airplane! (1980) is the funniest movie ever made. It has a hit rate of 3 jokes per sixty seconds. That's a whopping 261 gags packed into its 87 minutes running time.
'Surely you can't be serious.'
... You know the rest.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 20, 2024 01:51 AM (TGPs7)

382 Never liked easements. Oh, yes, it's landlocked but you have an easement. Ah, no. Sell me a stovepipe to the property.
Posted by: Braenyard

IIRC AZ law tends to favor those needing an easement.
Not being a prick I wouldn't abuse it, but that is me.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 20, 2024 01:52 AM (elaR+)

383
Yep, near polar, 86 deg. inclination.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 20, 2024 01:52 AM (w6EFb)

384 It does...


Interesting As Fuck

@interesting_aIl
Someone filmed bats upside down and it looks like a goth nightclub

https://tinyurl.com/5bzt7we8

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 20, 2024 01:55 AM (TGPs7)

385 Easement, as I understand it, the other guy still owns the land and you are granted use. If I have to fence it, grade it and keep it up I want to own it.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 01:55 AM (yU0dr)

386 Easement, as I understand it, the other guy still owns the land and you are granted use. If I have to fence it, grade it and keep it up I want to own it.
Posted by: Braenyard

Agreed.
Which is why I think users should be respectful.
You've been granted a courtesy.
Don't be a cunt.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 20, 2024 01:58 AM (elaR+)

387 Tomorrow comes, would like to see the satellites disbursed but sleep I must. Enjoyed the evening. 'night.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 01:59 AM (yU0dr)

388 Back live

https://www.youtube.com/live/-681Bx6XNJg

Posted by: Ciampino - Annoyed? California Coastal Commission! at October 20, 2024 02:06 AM (qfLjt)

389
Richard Cooper
@Rich_Cooper
Divorce rates between:

Men & Women 49%
Men & Men 28%
Women & Women 72%

Men ain't the problem ladies.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 20, 2024 02:12 AM (TGPs7)

390 Soothe Camry still fights me.
No breaks after filling master cylinder.
Turns out the seals between the reservoir and piston section are bad causing a leak/loss of vacuum.
New seals on order rather than entire replacement.
We shall see how it goes.
My mechanically challenged brother thinks I should get rid of the car
He has no clue what a 2001 Camry with 134K miles is worth.
Like I said earlier he truly believes inflation has been DOWN the last 1.5 years.
Sigh.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 20, 2024 02:13 AM (elaR+)

391
Men & Women 49%
Men & Men 28%
Women & Women 72%

Men ain't the problem ladies.
Posted by: Mister Ghost

I was just thinking about this today.
Too bad the women STILL won't take any responsibility for the issue.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 20, 2024 02:15 AM (elaR+)

392 tinyurl.com/4vt2zh2n
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2024 02:20 AM (fwDg9)

393
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
@dom_lucre
🔥🚨BREAKING: Liberal Rosie O'Donnell's daughter has been arrested for child neglect after baby found near meth pipe in Wisconsin.

Rosie O'Donnell's eldest daughter has been charged with child neglect after police found her 11-month-old son in a home full of meth pipes, feces, and garbage.

Chelsea Belle O'Donnell, 27, was charged with four felony counts of maintaining a drug trafficking place, child neglect, possession of meth, and possession of THC.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 20, 2024 02:24 AM (TGPs7)

394 "Too bad the women STILL won't take any responsibility for the issue."

Oh?

I took full responsibility for divorce. "Yeah, babe, I won't put up with any more of your sh!t."

Posted by: JQ at October 20, 2024 02:25 AM (njWTi)

395 I was thinking helicopter to access landlocked property. Or threaten to sell to Maharishi....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 20, 2024 02:28 AM (0eaVi)

396 Bostonians Against Mayor Wu
@AntiWuCoalition

DoorDash in Boston…

https://tinyurl.com/5c6wjza3

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 20, 2024 02:40 AM (TGPs7)

397 I don't believe that either group-- women, or men-- is More Guilty Than The Other re: relationship failure.

Posted by: JQ at October 20, 2024 02:45 AM (njWTi)

398 Whoops. Sorry if I disrupted the sausage-fest.

LOL

Posted by: JQ at October 20, 2024 02:53 AM (njWTi)

399 I've been 'winterizing' the homestead these days. Got another couple weeks, probably, before hard freezes at night.

It's nice that summer is over & I can bake suppers again.

Mmmm, pot roasts & casseroles!

Posted by: JQ at October 20, 2024 02:58 AM (njWTi)

400
Men ain't the problem ladies.
Posted by: Mister Ghost

=============

So maybe male/male marriage is less common than female/female and in reality gay men just hop from fuck to fuck while lesbians at least try to commit.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at October 20, 2024 02:58 AM (PBDqS)

401 Married, With Children was a fked up show-- perpetuating the stereotypical fked up marriage between two people who should not have married.

And people ate it up, thought it was funny.

Yuck.

Posted by: JQ at October 20, 2024 03:06 AM (njWTi)

402 perpetuating s/b depicting

Posted by: JQ at October 20, 2024 03:08 AM (njWTi)

403 Married, With Children was a fked up show-- perpetuating the stereotypical fked up marriage between two people who should not have married.

And people ate it up, thought it was funny.

Yuck.
Posted by: JQ at October 20, 2024 03:06 AM (njWTi)

I liked when it was first aired but I tried to rewatch some of it a couple of years ago and realized what a joke that show was.

I wouldn't let my kids watch it now.

Posted by: Run with it! Certified dangerous radical at October 20, 2024 03:09 AM (89Sog)

404 Trump's favorite baseball team won the American League pennant.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 20, 2024 03:10 AM (Xj980)

405 Dang, missed the Garden Thread today...

.
.
.

Ok, I'm really just trying to change the subject because the M vs. F bs just never makes for GOOD convo...

Posted by: JQ at October 20, 2024 03:10 AM (njWTi)

406 Was nice to see some "check-ins" from folks at the TxMoMe.

Sounds like a good time was had!

Looking forward to stories.

Posted by: JQ at October 20, 2024 03:13 AM (njWTi)

407 I wouldn't let my kids watch it now.
Posted by: Run with it! Certified dangerous radical


Yes, it would be a negative influence, IMO.

People make fun of The Waltons, but ya got to admit it was a more wholesome show.

Posted by: JQ at October 20, 2024 03:16 AM (njWTi)

408 Married, With Children was a fked up show-- perpetuating the stereotypical fked up marriage between two people who should not have married.

And people ate it up, thought it was funny.

Yuck.
Posted by: JQ

I loved that show.
You took it too seriously.
It was an over the top parody of marriage and most fans knew it.
Marriage is far from being that bad thank God.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 20, 2024 03:20 AM (elaR+)

409 I miss shows like LaughIn or Red Skelton or Carol Burnett.

Never have cared for vulgar or scatological crap like Pryor.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at October 20, 2024 03:22 AM (hKoQL)

410 You took it too seriously.
It was an over the top parody of marriage and most fans knew it.
Marriage is far from being that bad thank God.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale
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I didn't like the show.

The rest... is your opinion.

Posted by: JQ at October 20, 2024 03:29 AM (njWTi)

411 Never have cared for vulgar or scatological crap like Pryor.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at October 20, 2024 03:22 AM (hKoQL)

I think sam kinnison belongs in that category also. His whole act was one meffer after another.

Posted by: Run with it! Certified dangerous radical at October 20, 2024 03:32 AM (89Sog)

412 Carrol Burnette.

The elephant act.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qqE_WmagjY

Posted by: Run with it! Certified dangerous radical at October 20, 2024 03:36 AM (89Sog)

413 Let's see, it's 3:30 AM and I've seen three Kamala Harris ads on two different channels. I live in a safe Dem State in a safe Dem district (Thanks redistricting!).

Either they have money to burn or they have problems.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 20, 2024 03:36 AM (pIfcn)

414 Back in the day, we had HBO..

Chris Rock was on one night, don't remember the name or series...

Anyway, his shtick was so filthy (language) and disgusting (subject matter) that I tuned out!

And I worked in Navy Clubs for years! Those guys never burnt my not-so-virgin ears that badly.

Posted by: JQ at October 20, 2024 03:37 AM (njWTi)

415 Ģ'mornin, Horde.

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