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Fani Willis is ordering Darius "Sweetdick" Honeycum to refuse to answer Congress' questions about their affair and the cover-up.

Fulton County DA Fani Willis sent a scathing letter to the GOP-led House Judiciary Committee demanding that her lover, Nathan Wade, whom she had hired to spearhead the prosecution of former President Donald Trump on Georgia RICO charges, should not have to answer certain questions before Congress, because the proceedings could compel Wade to "improperly divulge confidential information."
Willis contacted the committee's chairman, Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH), ahead of Wade's deposition slated to take place Tuesday, arguing that it could interfere with the Trump case.
On X, the House Judiciary GOP posted a copy of the Democrat DA's letter addressed to Jordan as well as a separate directive she sent Wade, ordering him not to speak about the particulars of the Trump prosecution.
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In May, Jordan sought Wade's closed-door testimony after asking him for records related to his employment under Willis and the undisclosed affair the two had engaged in during the Trump investigation. Wade is scheduled this week to tell investigators in Washington all he knows about the Georgia election interference case against Trump and his allies.

Could this be the first post featuring both Darius "Sweetdick" Honeycum and Madison Cornbread?

It sure can. It sure can.

While vice chairwoman of the House committee investigating the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, former Rep. Liz Cheney used an encrypted phone app to directly and indirectly communicate around defense counsel --and possibly ethical rules -- with a witness who would later change her testimony in shocking fashion, according to evidence obtained by congressional investigators and Just the News.
Cheney's Signal communications with witness Cassidy Hutchinson on June 6, 2022 and her friend, Alyssa Farah Griffin, were recently obtained by Rep. Barry Loudermilk, R-Ga., chairman of the House Administration oversight subcommittee that has identified significant problems with the original Democrat-run inquiry into the Jan. 6 incident.
The communications are now raising fresh concerns about the ethical conduct of that Democrat-run investigation. At the time of the communication, Hutchinson was represented by attorney Stefan Passantino, who told Just the News he did not authorize the contacts with Cheney and was not aware of them until contacted by Just the News.
Cheney is a licensed lawyer in Washington D.C. where the DC Bar rules state unequivocally that "a lawyer shall not communicate or cause another to communicate about the subject of the representation with a person known to be represented by another lawyer in the matter, unless the lawyer has the prior consent of the lawyer representing such other person or is authorized by law or a court order to do so."
Loudermilk told Just the News that the communications indicate that Cheney defied her ethical responsibilities and may have influenced a witness outside of her lawyer's presence, eventually causing Hutchinson to switch lawyers.

America's Favorite Unspoilt Maiden Olivia Nuzzi bragged about her hot sexting seshes with RFKJr., claims her jilted beta soyboy cu*k ex-fiance Ryan Lizza.

Olivia Nuzzi said RFK Jr. wanted to 'possess and impregnate' her during sexting tryst, her ex claims

Journalist Olivia Nuzzi claimed that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. wanted to "possess," "control" and "impregnate" her during their sexting tryst, according to an explosive court filing by Nuzzi's ex Ryan Lizza.

I think he was just copying and pasting the lyrics to "Closer."

The court documents, which Nuzzi's team said were "full of salacious and irrelevant claims," came in response to a no contact order that Nuzzi filed against Lizza in which she claimed that he hacked her devices, according to the Wall Street Journal.
Nuzzi -- "New York" magazine's acclaimed Washington correspondent -- had been engaged to Lizza -- Politico's chief Washington correspondent -- until the revelations about Nuzzi's relationship with RFK Jr.

Lizza, 50, said in the filing that everything he knew about the relationship was a result of what Nuzzi, 31, told him, according to the Journal.
Lizza said Nuzzi also described the relationship as "toxic," "unhealthy," "psychotic" and "indefensible."

Nancy Pelosi says she hasn't spoken to Biden since she prison-shanked him, but says she's "prayerful" about it. She's full of something but it's not prayer.

Nancy Pelosi has admitted she still has not spoken to Joe Biden since her crucial intervention in July led to his decision to drop out of the presidential race, following a disastrously frail performance in a debate against Donald Trump.
The former speaker of the House told the Guardian's Jonathan Freedland on the Politics Weekly America podcast that although she continues to regard the US president as a great friend and longtime political ally, she felt a cold political calculation was necessary after the evidence of Biden's failing mental acuity.

I thought the cover story was that he remains "as cogent as ever," but he was forced out only because of "the polling." Are they abandoning this cover story now?

"Not since then, no," she said when asked if she had spoken to Biden since. "But I'm prayerful about it."
She added: "I have the greatest respect for him. I think he's one of the great consequential presidents of our country," she said. "I think his legacy had to be protected. I didn't see that happening in the course that it was on, the election was on. My call was just to: 'Let's get on a better course.' He will make the decision as to what that is. And he made that decision. But I think he has some unease because we've been friends for decades.
"Elections are decisions," she added. "You decide to win. I decided a while ago that Donald Trump will never set foot in the White House again as president of the United States or in any other capacity ... So when you make a decision, you have to make every decision in favor of winning ... and the most important decision of all is the candidate."

DEI will kill us all.

DOJ Tells Four Police, Fire Departments That It's Racist To Expect Employees To Know Basic Math
Firefighter test asked job candidates how many 60-foot hoses they'd need to bring if a fire was 350 feet away.

That's not even math. That's just counting.

By Luke Rosiak

The Biden-Harris Department of Justice has undertaken a slew of lawsuits against local police and fire departments alleging that it is racist to require hires entrusted with public safety to know basic math.
The lawsuits undermine Kamala Harris's attempts to brand herself as a moderate in the final weeks of the presidential campaign, with the suits both suggesting a dim view of blacks by the administration, and employing the theory of "disparate impact," the radical theory that holds that anytime there are statistical racial disparities, racism must be the cause -- even if no one can explain how.
On Friday, the DOJ's civil rights unit filed a lawsuit against South Bend, Indiana, saying "South Bend uses a written examination that discriminates against Black applicants and a physical fitness test that discriminates against female applicants," The Daily Wire previously reported.
But that was just one of the lawsuits, which claim that tests are racist because blacks fail them at a higher percentage than whites, and require cash awards to be paid to those blacks who failed them. Most blacks generally pass the tests, and the lawsuits do not explain how the tests can be racist against only some blacks. Blacks who passed the tests are excluded from the financial payouts.
Last week, Durham, North Carolina settled with the DOJ, saying blacks failed the tests required to become a firefighter more often, and "Employers should identify and eliminate practices that have a disparate impact based on race." It said the Durham Fire Department must pay nearly a million dollars to people who failed the test, and hire up to 16 of them.
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While the DOJ said the tests were not relevant to actually being a good firefighter, an online practice test suggests that it is directly relevant, that people could die if such firefighters were hired. One question asks if a building is 350 feet away, how many 60-foot hoses would be needed.

The University of Nevada women's volleyball team voted to forfeit the match rather than endanger themselves by playing against a male intruder.

Nevada's women's volleyball team voted to forfeit their match against San Jose State University due to the presence of a transgender player, defying their school's statement that the game would proceed.
Key Details:
The University of Nevada women's volleyball team voted to forfeit a game scheduled for October 26 against San Jose State University, protesting against competing with transgender athlete Blaire Fleming.
Nevada's athletic department initially announced that the team would play the match, citing compliance with NCAA and Mountain West rules, but players were not consulted.
The team's captain, Sia Liilii, expressed frustration over the school�s decision, stating their stand for safety and fair competition.

University of Nevada becomes the 5th team to forfeit their upcoming match against SJSU. They're the first school to specifically cite fairness & safety concerns as reason for forfeit.

Incredibly proud of these girls👏🏼 this is the way!!! pic.twitter.com/chEtM8CBKB
— Riley Gaines (@Riley_Gaines_) October 14, 2024

Jerry Seinfeld. �The protesters are back!� pic.twitter.com/xvygobFfxw
— Luana Fabri (@LuanaGoriss) October 15, 2024

CBS News and Margaret Brennan (fresh off moderating a debate) cut out Johnson�s entire answer, making it seem as if he hadn�t provided evidence for his claim.

This network is on another level. No Republican should appear on it. pic.twitter.com/PRP0Ce1yLc
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) October 15, 2024

Joy Behar whines that "MAGA supporters" don't believe them when they claim Trump is going to be a "dictator" and use the "air forces, or whatever we have" to bomb The View cast:
"He wants to punish people who disagree with him, people like us." pic.twitter.com/k4H3d7GOCn
— Nicholas Fondacaro (@NickFondacaro) October 15, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:15 PM

Comments

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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 15, 2024 06:15 PM (J8ZnU)

2 Hi

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 15, 2024 06:16 PM (J8ZnU)

3 Quit tryin'.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 15, 2024 06:17 PM (J8ZnU)

4 7th

Posted by: doug at October 15, 2024 06:18 PM (Hy+R4)

5 ok 6th

Posted by: doug at October 15, 2024 06:18 PM (Hy+R4)

6 Hello?

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 15, 2024 06:18 PM (J8ZnU)

7 ok 8th

Posted by: doug at October 15, 2024 06:19 PM (Hy+R4)

8 Finding out if Fani trims the kitty isn't confidential information

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2024 06:19 PM (fwDg9)

9 What a house of cards...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2024 06:19 PM (n+Ix3)

10 former Rep. Liz Cheney used an encrypted phone app to directly and indirectly communicate around defense counsel --and possibly ethical rules

Ms. Piggy's a traitor. Pork is quite sour and bitter, no sweet.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2024 06:19 PM (ynpvh)

11 "ournalist Olivia Nuzzi claimed that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. wanted to "possess," "control" and "impregnate" her during their sexting tryst"

Is that wrong?

Posted by: man who lives as a pig at October 15, 2024 06:19 PM (vFG9F)

12 Whoa - lots of stuff today!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at October 15, 2024 06:20 PM (SRRAx)

13 "Finding out if Fani trims the kitty isn't confidential information
Posted by: Skip"

What a horrible thing to say. And think about.

Posted by: man who lives as a pig at October 15, 2024 06:20 PM (vFG9F)

14 Joy, don't flatter yourself.. You're just an insignificant gnat

Posted by: It's me donna at October 15, 2024 06:20 PM (IyPmt)

15 I am not going to lie. If Trump explicitly promised to bomb the cast of The View I would go out and commit voter fraud on his behalf.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 15, 2024 06:21 PM (0bAhM)

16 Lizza said Nuzzi also described the relationship as "toxic," "unhealthy," "psychotic" and "indefensible."

Block his number.
Put the phone down.
Problem solved.

Posted by: sal, who watches way too much TCM at October 15, 2024 06:21 PM (f+FmA)

17 Dear Ms. Behar:
We don't want to punish you.
God has punished you enough with your wit, intelligence and looks.
/s/
MAGA

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 15, 2024 06:21 PM (BuJJ2)

18 Nancy Pelosi says she hasn't spoken to Biden since she prison-shanked him, but says she's "prayerful" about it. She's full of something but it's not prayer.

Who does she pray to?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2024 06:22 PM (ynpvh)

19 “Not since then, no,” she said when asked if she had spoken to Biden since. “But I’m prayerful about it.”

What does that even mean? She's discussing with God in prayer about how she isn't talking with Biden and asking for guidance? God gave her permission after prayer not to talk to Biden? Nancy needs to retire, She's very unclear.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2024 06:22 PM (MQJVv)

20 I am not going to lie. If Trump explicitly promised to bomb the cast of The View I would go out and commit voter fraud on his behalf.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 15, 2024 06:21 PM (0bAhM)

I'd rather see the "talent" on the View sign contracts that, if Trump is elected President, they all emigrate to Gaza.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 15, 2024 06:22 PM (VNX3d)

21 18 Nancy Pelosi says she hasn't spoken to Biden since she prison-shanked him, but says she's "prayerful" about it. She's full of something but it's not prayer.

Who does she pray to?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2024 06:22 PM (ynpvh

Her plastic surgeon

Posted by: It's me donna at October 15, 2024 06:23 PM (IyPmt)

22 " One question asks if a building is 350 feet away, how many 60-foot hoses would be needed."

That's easy. Five. And one fifty foot hose.

Posted by: man who lives as a pig at October 15, 2024 06:23 PM (vFG9F)

23 After watching Fani's testimony, I'm fairly sure she hasn't a clue what the law is, other than in that black lady with longer fingernails shaking a finger in your face sorta way.

Posted by: El Mariachi at October 15, 2024 06:24 PM (nLFEI)

24 I wonder how many of those girls that forfeit those games support the stupid, insane mofo's who facilitate that shit?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 15, 2024 06:24 PM (pohLc)

25 tests are racist because blacks fail them at a higher percentage than whites, and require cash awards to be paid to those blacks who failed them.

Incentives! How do they work!?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 15, 2024 06:24 PM (hB7mE)

26 Could this be the first post featuring both Darius "Sweetdick" Honeycum and Madison Cornbread?

It sure can. It sure can.
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Thread status: hero we didn't know we needed

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2024 06:24 PM (HnUIn)

27 Liz should be in GTMO receiving hourly battery acid enemas until she admits on tape to being a globalist b*itch and hating America.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 15, 2024 06:24 PM (/U5Yz)

28 So the Forever Wars Piggy, that doctored video footage, deleted all the evidence they collected, hid exculpatory evidence is also ... unethical?

No wonder she enthusiastically endorsed Kamala.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 15, 2024 06:25 PM (BuJJ2)

29 60FT HOSES?!?!

GASP!

**smiles**

**faints**

Posted by: Mayo Pete at October 15, 2024 06:25 PM (njWTi)

30 22 " One question asks if a building is 350 feet away, how many 60-foot hoses would be needed."

5 and a one hose I cut shorter with my Leatherman.

Posted by: El Mariachi at October 15, 2024 06:25 PM (nLFEI)

31 It's kind of a dumb question. Do you need the hose to reach all the way to the building or are you going to stand back a bit and spray it from there?

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2024 06:25 PM (vFG9F)

32 Olivia Nuzzi said RFK Jr. wanted to 'possess and impregnate' her during sexting tryst, her ex claims

Just like OrangeManBad!!!

*swoons*

Posted by: E Jean Carroll at October 15, 2024 06:25 PM (FnneF)

33 I can see it now: next, it will be deemed racist to require first responders to speak English and be legal citizens.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2024 06:25 PM (Hkcdp)

34 Please point out, in LAW, where Prosecutors are given the Right to NOT answer questions about ongoing cases?

Especially when it is THEIR conduct that needs to be asked about?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 15, 2024 06:25 PM (QAkQ3)

35 11 "ournalist Olivia Nuzzi claimed that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. wanted to "possess," "control" and "impregnate" her during their sexting tryst"

=====

Missing from the claim: "and then go for a drive"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 15, 2024 06:25 PM (8AONa)

36 30 22 " One question asks if a building is 350 feet away, how many 60-foot hoses would be needed."

All the hoses. I need them all. Empty the truck.

Posted by: El Mariachi at October 15, 2024 06:25 PM (nLFEI)

37 19 “Not since then, no,” she said when asked if she had spoken to Biden since. “But I’m prayerful about it.”

She means she has told God that she is entirely not responsible for anything she did to Joe Biden and He should give her a pass on this.

Posted by: sal, who watches way too much TCM at October 15, 2024 06:25 PM (f+FmA)

38 " I think he's one of the great consequential presidents of our country," she said."

yes, but not in a good way.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 15, 2024 06:25 PM (Cus5s)

39 Regarding pt in boots & utes. We once had a platoon PFT contest- NCOs vs nonrates, reward was a 72. LCPL Fretwell decided to bag it (normally an 18 minute 3 miler- he walked the whole thing and even smoked a cigarette. We lost by a few points. The fellas took umbrage and duct taped him upside down to the second floor balcony railing. As the acting duty NCO that weekend (instead of getting libo) I somehow missed him on my first two walkabouts. Weird. Must’ve been the camo.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 15, 2024 06:25 PM (fiUiH)

40 "Firefighter test asked job candidates how many 60-foot hoses they'd need to bring if a fire was 350 feet away."

See, this problem would be so much easier if stated in meters instead of feet. When will firemen learn?

Posted by: gp Gets A Kick Out Of You at October 15, 2024 06:25 PM (pafXr)

41 I still find it rich that a Kennedy is finally getting the treatment conservative politicians get.

They chose poorly in trying to shame a Kennedy, though. Treating women badly is a rite of passage for that clan.

Posted by: LizLem at October 15, 2024 06:26 PM (QAK8m)

42 33 I can see it now: next, it will be deemed racist to require first responders to speak English and be legal citizens.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2024 06:25 PM (Hkcdp)

Already happened in New York, both Fire Dept and Police Dept.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 15, 2024 06:26 PM (QAkQ3)

43 While vice chairwoman of the House committee investigating the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, former Rep. Liz Cheney used an encrypted phone app to directly and indirectly communicate around defense counsel --and possibly ethical rules -- with a witness who would later change her testimony in shocking fashion, according to evidence obtained by congressional investigators and Just the News.
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Hmmm.

I don't know the laws and rules governing Congress, but in *any* federal agency, this would be subverting records requirements, related FOIA requirements, possibly a violation of classification rules, absolutely a violation of data protection rules and definitely counter the "rules of ethical conduct" or however it's named.

Must be nice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2024 06:26 PM (HnUIn)

44 Why bomb the View, when they bomb themselves every day?

Posted by: El Mariachi at October 15, 2024 06:27 PM (nLFEI)

45 A better question would be to ask them the spell "hose".

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2024 06:27 PM (vFG9F)

46
Her ex claims that she claims??

What the fucking fucking is this fucking shit??

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 15, 2024 06:27 PM (zd658)

47 I can’t even imagine what the Nuzzi- Lizza relationship was like, wtf, bragging to her fiancé about steamy texting with RFK? They both need to go into rehab or seminary or…?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2024 06:27 PM (Hkcdp)

48 Nancy Pelosi says she hasn't spoken to Biden since she prison-shanked him, but says she's "prayerful" about it. She's full of something but it's not prayer.
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It's probably prayer.

Note that she doesn't name which deity. Nothing says she prays to the good one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2024 06:27 PM (HnUIn)

49 "Firefighter test asked job candidates how many 60-foot hoses they'd need to bring if a fire was 350 feet away."

Answer: park the fucking pumper truck closer to the fire, numbnuts!

Posted by: gp Gets A Kick Out Of You at October 15, 2024 06:27 PM (pafXr)

50 40 "Firefighter test asked job candidates how many 60-foot hoses they'd need to bring if a fire was 350 feet away."

See, this problem would be so much easier if stated in meters instead of feet. When will firemen learn?
Posted by: gp Gets A Kick Out Of You at October 15, 2024 06:25 PM (pafXr)

Require the answer in millimeters.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 15, 2024 06:27 PM (pohLc)

51 >>> "One question asks if a building is 350 feet away, how many 60-foot hoses would be needed."

I was told there would be no math on the blog...that looks like math.

Posted by: LizLem at October 15, 2024 06:27 PM (QAK8m)

52 I never knew I like Seinfeld and Kubrick so much.

I'm in Jew heaven today. Seriously.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2024 06:28 PM (fV+MH)

53 Joy Bahar is 82.

Whoppie is 68 going on 80.

Pretty sure Trump can just...wait.

Posted by: El Mariachi at October 15, 2024 06:28 PM (nLFEI)

54 If I'm being honest I would support bombing Joy.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2024 06:28 PM (LkLld)

55 Joy Behar whines that "MAGA supporters" don't believe them when they claim Trump is going to be a "dictator" and use the "air forces, or whatever we have" to bomb The View cast

That show is already a bomb; a stink bomb.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2024 06:28 PM (ynpvh)

56 22 " One question asks if a building is 350 feet away, how many 60-foot hoses would be needed."

Assuming the building is on fire, you need to run and hide the gas can before you do anything.

Posted by: Antifa at October 15, 2024 06:28 PM (/U5Yz)

57 I think that probably the first question that should be asked of the DOJ {redacted} is "Explain why you want more black applicants to fail than already do."

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 15, 2024 06:28 PM (hB7mE)

58 I think Ace and I are both Irish Jews right now.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2024 06:29 PM (fV+MH)

59 Firefighter test asked job candidates how many 60-foot hoses they'd need to bring if a fire was 350 feet away.
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5.833.

I don't know how they direct flow after cutting off the nozzle, but then again, I'm not a firefighter.

(as an aside, '6x6=36' is something most 3rd graders know. Or at least, used to know)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2024 06:29 PM (HnUIn)

60 "Firefighter test asked job candidates how many 60-foot hoses they'd need to bring if a fire was 350 feet away."

The guy who answers "six" gets to carry all six hoses on his back.

Posted by: gp Gets A Kick Out Of You at October 15, 2024 06:29 PM (pafXr)

61 It's kind of a dumb question. Do you need the hose to reach all the way to the building or are you going to stand back a bit and spray it from there?
Posted by: fd

You're an engineer, aren't you?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2024 06:30 PM (WXNFJ)

62 Fani is witness tampering.

Posted by: torabora at October 15, 2024 06:30 PM (0Gnoc)

63 Whoppie is 68 going on 80.
......

My garage mop is younger and has better hair.

Posted by: wth at October 15, 2024 06:30 PM (v0R5T)

64 And God bless Women standing up to this horseshit.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2024 06:30 PM (fV+MH)

65 Aw, hell, Romeo13!
How can they help you if they don’t speak English?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2024 06:30 PM (Hkcdp)

66 One question asks if a building is 350 feet away, how many 60-foot hoses would be needed.
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The fire chief in my town goes to my church. I should ask him this question...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 15, 2024 06:30 PM (BpYfr)

67 I am so proud the Nevada Women’s Violleyball team said “GFY” to the San Jose team with the male.

I am deeply disturbed that University of Nevada has chosen to back stab the brave women and back the insanity.

Shame on the UNR faculty and President.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 15, 2024 06:30 PM (fpVC1)

68 #IWantToBelieve

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 15, 2024 06:30 PM (xcxpd)

69 Hey, you got Honeycum on my Cornbread!

No, you got Cornbread in my Honeycum!

Posted by: Roy at October 15, 2024 06:30 PM (z+ik4)

70 REDUXX @ReduxxMag Oct 14
UK: Two males faced off against each other during the women's semi-finals of the Ultimate Pool Mini Series yesterday.

Harriet Haynes and Lucy Smith were able to compete because they both "identify as female" as per World Eightball Pool Federation policy.

Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_ Oct 15
2 men go head to head in *women's* billiards

The irony of all ironies. It would be hilarious if actual women weren't losing out on opportunities.
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Head to head, indeed.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 15, 2024 06:30 PM (hovnC)

71 That's easy. Five. And one fifty foot hose.

Posted by: man who lives as a pig at October 15, 2024 06:23 PM

"That answer is wrong Laqueesha. You know we ain't got any fifty foot hos around here. The tallest girl working the corner is maybe 5' 10"."

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 15, 2024 06:30 PM (HlyYF)

72 Ace and I are both Jewish Irish Women today!

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2024 06:30 PM (fV+MH)

73 the way trump can punish The View et al, is yank their credentials for press conferences. No more ABC/NBC/CBS reporters at press conferences since they are advocates, not journalists and hence, not the press. Let some Podcast people in instead

Posted by: jeff at October 15, 2024 06:30 PM (ZiwLX)

74
Joy Behar whines that "MAGA supporters" don't believe them when they claim Trump is going to be a "dictator" and use the "air forces, or whatever we have" to bomb The View cast

Translation: Why Don't You Believe Our Constant Fake Bomb Threats?!?!

Because that's what she's doing: Calling in a fake bomb threat.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 15, 2024 06:31 PM (zd658)

75 "One of great consequential presidents of our country" sez Her Pelosiness. Yep. Kind of like a plague or an asteroid strike.

I don't doubt she prays. But to whom? she'd be best repenting and trying to get her pro-abort daughter to amend her ways, too.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 15, 2024 06:31 PM (tP2NA)

76 Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_ Oct 14
INSANE response from @unevadareno after the women's volleyball team decided to forfeit their match against SJSU.

This is the intimidation & emotional blackmail that girls face when they stand up for themselves.

Hold the line girls, @NevadaWVB. We're all behind you! BOYcott

https://tinyurl.com/2p9y84b5
screencap of statement

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 15, 2024 06:31 PM (hovnC)

77 Bravo, Seinfeld ! BRA-VO!!

Posted by: runner at October 15, 2024 06:31 PM (V13WU)

78 While the DOJ said the tests were not relevant to actually being a good firefighter, an online practice test suggests that it is directly relevant, that people could die if such firefighters were hired. One question asks if a building is 350 feet away, how many 60-foot hoses would be needed.
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Look, DoJ is correct. This isn't relevant. You just outfit the truck for the maximum workable distance of hose in all cases.

Better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it.

Posted by: Congressman's Brother, Firehose Manufacturer at October 15, 2024 06:31 PM (HnUIn)

79 "Firefighter test asked job candidates how many 60-foot hoses they'd need to bring if a fire was 350 feet away."

Every ham radio operator knows this is a trick question. Are they asking for the short-path distance, or the long-path distance?

Posted by: gp Gets A Kick Out Of You at October 15, 2024 06:31 PM (pafXr)

80 " Fani is witness tampering.
Posted by: torabora"

Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2024 06:31 PM (vFG9F)

81 Joy Behar whines that "MAGA supporters" don't believe them when they claim Trump is going to be a "dictator" and use the "air forces, or whatever we have" to bomb The View cast

I'm sure the Geneva Conventions prohibit attacking a mental institution.

Posted by: mikeski at October 15, 2024 06:31 PM (DgGvY)

82 >>66 One question asks if a building is 350 feet away, how many 60-foot hoses would be needed.

Hold on, while I whip dis out...

Posted by: Roy at October 15, 2024 06:31 PM (z+ik4)

83
If you want to know what type of rotten piece of shit calls in bomb threats, just look at Joy Behar. She's one of them.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 15, 2024 06:31 PM (zd658)

84 Ace and I are both Jewish Irish Women today!
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JIPs???

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 15, 2024 06:32 PM (hovnC)

85 "and employing the theory of "disparate impact," the radical theory that holds that anytime there are statistical racial disparities, racism must be the cause -- even if no one can explain how."

One of the many ways to use insane "we are all the same in every way" arguments to destroy merit based immigration, employment, education, etc.

Disparate Impact insists all people are equal in every ability ... physical, mental, spiritual ... etc. The NBA proves otherwise, everyone knows it is pure bullsheet, yet ... the powers that be thrust their crap upon us.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 15, 2024 06:32 PM (Cus5s)

86 Evening.

Good gaad almighty but if Trump promises to bomb The View I'll vote for him twice.

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2024 06:32 PM (ZfLgL)

87 Joy Behar whines that "MAGA supporters" don't believe them when they claim Trump is going to be a "dictator" and use the "air forces, or whatever we have" to bomb The View cast:
"He wants to punish people who disagree with him, people like us."
++++
I wonder what it's like to be *that* deranged. I'm not paragon of normality and I know it, but I least still have *some* tethers to this planet.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2024 06:32 PM (HnUIn)

88 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Oct 15
I’ve put out more Medical Exams than any other President in History, and aced two Cognitive Exams (the Doctor stated that my “cognitive exams were exceptional!” ). I am far healthier than Clinton, Bush, Obama, Biden, but especially, Kamala. Also, I am far too busy campaigning to take time, from the 22 days left, as I am using every hour, of every day, campaigning, because we have to take back our Country from the Radical Left people that are destroying it. MAGA2024!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 15, 2024 06:32 PM (hovnC)

89 Ace and I are both Jewish Irish Women today!
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2024 06:30 PM (fV+MH)

shame on you, you are doing it for the jokes!

Posted by: runner at October 15, 2024 06:32 PM (V13WU)

90 50? Hos ain't no more than 25 bucks.

Posted by: Roy at October 15, 2024 06:32 PM (z+ik4)

91 64 And God bless Women standing up to this horseshit.
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2024 06:30 PM (fV+MH)

Keep in mind that college girls overwhelmingly support Kamala. They don't deserve kudos.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 15, 2024 06:33 PM (pohLc)

92 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
As to her completely desperate request for my Medical Statements, she is dying to see my Cholesterol (which is 180!), I have already provided them, many times, including quite recently, and they were flawless. However, I have just seen Kamala’s Report, and it is not good. According to her Doctor’s Report, she suffers from “urticaria,” defined as “a rash of round, red welts on the skin that itch intensely, sometimes with dangerous swelling.” She also has “allergic rhinitis and allergic conjunctivitis,” a very messy and dangerous situation. These are deeply serious conditions that clearly impact her functioning. Maybe that is why she can’t answer even the simplest of questions asked by 60 Minutes, and others. What is this all about? I don’t have these problems

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 15, 2024 06:33 PM (hovnC)

93 25 tests are racist because blacks fail them at a higher percentage than whites, and require cash awards to be paid to those blacks who failed them.

Incentives! How do they work!?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 15, 2024 06:24 PM (hB7mE)

__________________________

Beats me. All I know is I'm sitting on a mountain of cash for not making the Olympic track and field team.

Posted by: Orson at October 15, 2024 06:33 PM (dIske)

94 I would like a "Bomb Joy Behar" bumper sticker.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2024 06:33 PM (vFG9F)

95 I don't believe any of this bullsh*t this psycho lunatic is claiming happened between her and RFKjr.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 15, 2024 06:33 PM (iKV3f)

96 Why tf would Joy Behar think Trump supporters would take anything she says seriously - or to even keep up with what she says????

“Oh, those people I have been demonizing for 9 years are ignoring me - the nerve!!”

Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2024 06:34 PM (Hkcdp)

97 Firefighter test asked job candidates how many 60-foot hoses they'd need to bring if a fire was 350 feet away.

Five, if there's enough water pressure to shoot the last 50 feet.

Posted by: mikeski assumes it's not a drip line at October 15, 2024 06:34 PM (DgGvY)

98 "Firefighter test asked job candidates how many 60-foot hoses they'd need to bring if a fire was 350 feet away."

Clarification needed: Are those hoses 60 feet in diameter, or 60 feet in length?

Posted by: gp Gets A Kick Out Of You at October 15, 2024 06:34 PM (pafXr)

99 REDUXX @ReduxxMag Oct 14
UK: Two males faced off against each other during the women's semi-finals of the Ultimate Pool Mini Series yesterday.

Harriet Haynes and Lucy Smith were able to compete because they both "identify as female" as per World Eightball Pool Federation policy.

Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_ Oct 15
2 men go head to head in *women's* billiards

The irony of all ironies. It would be hilarious if actual women weren't losing out on opportunities.
====
Head to head, indeed.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 15, 2024 06:30 PM (hovnC)

Are they using the same balls ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 15, 2024 06:34 PM (NtVYv)

100 Nancy Pelosi says she hasn't spoken to Biden since she prison-shanked him, but says she's "prayerful" about it. She's full of something but it's not prayer.
________
The demon(s) attending to her in Hell will have one of the busiest jobs in the afterlife. No breaks, at all.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 15, 2024 06:34 PM (1bNHn)

101 But seriously...Jewish Irish women would be so hot it would be illegal.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2024 06:34 PM (fV+MH)

102 92 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
As to her completely desperate request for my Medical Statements, she is dying to see my Cholesterol (which is 180!), I have already provided them, many times, including quite recently, and they were flawless. However, I have just seen Kamala’s Report, and it is not good. According to her Doctor’s Report, she suffers from “urticaria,” defined as “a rash of round, red welts on the skin that itch intensely, sometimes with dangerous swelling.” She also has “allergic rhinitis and allergic conjunctivitis,” a very messy and dangerous situation. These are deeply serious conditions that clearly impact her functioning. Maybe that is why she can’t answer even the simplest of questions asked by 60 Minutes, and others. What is this all about? I don’t have these problems
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 15, 2024 06:33 PM (hovnC)

Sounds like a felony indictment is forthcoming for HIPAA violations.

Posted by: Roy at October 15, 2024 06:34 PM (z+ik4)

103
Trump took the bait!

He fell for it -- hook, line, and sinker.

Why?

WHY??

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 15, 2024 06:35 PM (zd658)

104 "That's not even math. That's just counting."

And you don't even need to take off your shoes and socks (or drop your pants.)

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at October 15, 2024 06:35 PM (a/7LW)

105 95- I think the wisdom of my dark green brother Cpl. Robinson (and many others) applies here- “bitches be crazy”

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 15, 2024 06:35 PM (fiUiH)

106 Disparate Impact insists all people are equal in every ability ... physical, mental, spiritual ... etc. The NBA proves otherwise, everyone knows it is pure bullsheet, yet ... the powers that be thrust their crap upon us.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 15, 2024 06:32 PM (Cus5s)
++++
Not exactly. Like the rest of it, it says that groups are all alike on average, and groups are all equivalent on average.

"Absent external interference, there would be no statistical disparity at scale so if a disparity is present, it is the result of artificial external pressure."

It's no more valid, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2024 06:35 PM (HnUIn)

107 >>However, I have just seen Kamala’s Report, and it is not good. According to her Doctor’s Report, she suffers from “urticaria,” defined as “a rash of round, red welts on the skin that itch intensely, sometimes with dangerous swelling.” She also has “allergic rhinitis and allergic conjunctivitis,” a very messy and dangerous situation.

I bet they're glad they brought that up. Blech.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2024 06:35 PM (LkLld)

108 One question asks if a building is 350 feet away, how many 60-foot hoses would be needed."

Insufficient data to give a correct answer. Say the building was the set of The View after Trump bombed it.

The answer would be zero. Let it burn.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 15, 2024 06:35 PM (xvv+v)

109 I was just gobsmacked when I read Pelosi's comment. She's not going to let Trump win. We, the people, are not entitled to the candidate of our choice, if she disapproves.

I decided a while ago that Donald Trump will never set foot in the White House again as president of the United States or in any other capacity ...

This person was once the second most powerful person in the country.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2024 06:35 PM (xCA6C)

110 Buzzing reminds me of the lead character in “He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not” lol.
Total psycho

Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2024 06:36 PM (Hkcdp)

111 Clarification needed: Are those hoses 60 feet in diameter, or 60 feet in length?
Posted by: gp Gets A Kick Out Of You at October 15, 2024 06:34 PM (pafXr)
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LOL.

That would take one hell of a pump to keep the flow rate up where needs to be.

And probably at least a platoon of men to move and direct it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2024 06:36 PM (HnUIn)

112 Maybe a good response to anyone insisting on access to Trump's medical records would be to ask for recent liver panel test results from Kamala.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 15, 2024 06:36 PM (LPS7w)

113 "shame on you, you are doing it for the jokes!
Posted by: runner"

If it's shameful, I don't want to be right!!

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2024 06:36 PM (fV+MH)

114 Camala's got the hives. Could happen to anybody.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2024 06:36 PM (vFG9F)

115 One of the tranny volleyball player's teammates joined the lawsuit against her. I thought the locker room was already uncomfortable.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 15, 2024 06:37 PM (D6PGr)

116 2 men go head to head in *women's* billiards

The irony of all ironies. It would be hilarious if actual women weren't losing out on opportunities.
====
Head to head, indeed.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 15, 2024 06:30 PM (hovnC)

Are they using the same balls ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

I bet they chalk each others cues.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 15, 2024 06:37 PM (/U5Yz)

117 I have many redacted things to say about that bitch Pelosi...

Posted by: runner at October 15, 2024 06:37 PM (V13WU)

118 Joy Behar whines that "MAGA supporters" don't believe them when they claim Trump is going to be a "dictator" and use the "air forces, or whatever we have" to bomb The View cast:
"He wants to punish people who disagree with him, people like us."

… I’m sure it has never occurred to the cast of “The View” that perhaps .. just perhaps, they aren’t worth the price of the munitions

Posted by: SMOD at October 15, 2024 06:37 PM (AypJH)

119 >>> 114 Camala's got the hives. Could happen to anybody.
Posted by: fd at October 15, 2024 06:36 PM (vFG9F)

I bet it's caused by picking a gay pedo as a running mate, plus glowball warmening, but mostly picking a gay pedo as a running mate.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 15, 2024 06:37 PM (FnneF)

120 "JIPs???"

How awesome would that be?

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2024 06:38 PM (fV+MH)

121 >>Sounds like a felony indictment is forthcoming for HIPAA violations.

Probably not since Harris made her records public days ago.

https://tinyurl.com/hf757dau

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2024 06:38 PM (LkLld)

122 Margaret Brennan and Joy Behar.

No one listens to them. No one believes them. They get paid for ... reasons. And when they leave or get fired, no one will care.

Posted by: mrp at October 15, 2024 06:38 PM (rj6Yv)

123 She got the Urticaria !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 15, 2024 06:39 PM (NtVYv)

124 F$&@ it, Trump should release JD Vance’s medical records and say , “Don’t worry, guys, we’re covered in case you’re thinking I might not make it through the next 4 years!”

Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2024 06:39 PM (Hkcdp)

125 "I am so proud the Nevada Women’s Volleyball team said “GFY” to the San Jose team with the male."

yes, men should not be competing against women.

BUT, I played coed volleyball for many years, and never held back on hitting at a woman (not intentionally at a woman, and it was always a man directly across the net blocking). But there were different levels of play, so the more experienced women were on "court one".

And it was sand volleyball, a little different than indoor, where the ball is a little harder, jumps a little higher. But yeah, guys should not be pounding against women ... blockers or defenders. (he should be taken out back and beaten by Joe Biden, since Joe is such a tough guy)

Posted by: illiniwek at October 15, 2024 06:40 PM (Cus5s)

126 "Firefighter test asked job candidates how many 60-foot hoses they'd need to bring if a fire was 350 feet away.
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Isn't the correct answer "It depends on how far the closest fire hydrant is to the fire"

Posted by: WisRich at October 15, 2024 06:41 PM (Qgr0I)

127 No, Joy, we all believe that just leaving you as you are is punishment enough.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 15, 2024 06:41 PM (1bNHn)

128 New and approved DOJ Firefighter test:

Do you know what fire is?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] Fire is vestige of white privilege used to destroy POC and promote rampant capitalism.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 15, 2024 06:42 PM (0bAhM)

129 Isn't the correct answer "It depends on how far the closest fire hydrant is to the fire"
Posted by: WisRich at October 15, 2024 06:41 PM (Qgr0I)
++++
"350 feet away from what, sir?"

Posted by: Smartass cadet at October 15, 2024 06:42 PM (HnUIn)

130 Seinfeld makes a gem of a point about the Palestinian protestors interrupting his show:

They PAID a Jew, in order to heckle him.

Posted by: LizLem at October 15, 2024 06:42 PM (QAK8m)

131 The fire's already burned itself out, and I'm still thinking about the stupid question. That indicates: 1) the question should remain in the test, and/or 2) gp has inadequate firefighting skills.

Posted by: gp Gets A Kick Out Of You at October 15, 2024 06:43 PM (pafXr)

132 Why are women named Joy usually such shrill cvnts? Do they just enjoy irony?

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2024 06:43 PM (ZfLgL)

133 Forget coed volleyball. Coed water polo is the greatest sport there is. Really.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 15, 2024 06:43 PM (1bNHn)

134

If it's shameful, I don't want to be right!!
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2024 06:36 PM (fV+MH)

https://tinyurl.com/vr5bv6v5

(ignore the subtitles)

Posted by: runner at October 15, 2024 06:43 PM (V13WU)

135 128 Ha!

Posted by: gp Gets A Kick Out Of You at October 15, 2024 06:43 PM (pafXr)

136 They've been trying to jail Trump since 2016 and have illegally jailed and killed his supporters . Oh and two assassination attempts.

How can someone have absolutely no self awareness on just how much ignorant projection they have.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 15, 2024 06:44 PM (D6PGr)

137 It's bad enough that they don't think black people should know math but fining those that do is batshit crazy.

Posted by: ryukyu at October 15, 2024 06:44 PM (TibGI)

138 Oh, media.

Let's all focus on Kamala Harris's gross herpes sores because Orange Man.

No, no, now we have to focus on Trump standing on a stage... but don't look at the throngs of people there literally fainting like it's the Beatles at Shea.. Fake News!!!! Only a crazy person would... uh... stop a stump speech because someone was unwell... He's practically a vegetable!

Wait, stop, now everybody look at how dumb Elon Musk is for parallel parking a rocket the size of American Samoa. What a dumbass! Right? And you know he likes Orange Man, right? Right?!?!?!

Idiots.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2024 06:44 PM (DDGz9)

139 Fani Willis is ordering Darius "Sweetdick" Honeycum to refuse to answer Congress' questions about their affair and the cover-up.
_______________

Ordered him??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:44 PM (YqDXo)

140 Firefighter test asked job candidates how many 60-foot hoses they'd need to bring if a fire was 350 feet away.

Five, if there's enough water pressure to shoot the last 50 feet.
Posted by: mikeski assumes it's not a drip line

And if the fire chief insists the answer is six, then I want to watch him put out a fire he's standing 10 feet inside the perimeter of.

I may not get the job, but I won't be expected to stand in the middle of a fire, either.

Posted by: mikeski at October 15, 2024 06:45 PM (DgGvY)

141 Fire is hot. True or False?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 15, 2024 06:45 PM (D6PGr)

142 or 2) gp has inadequate firefighting skills.
Posted by: gp Gets A Kick Out Of You at October 15, 2024 06:43 PM (pafXr)

Why fight it, man? Just accept that the fire is there. Live and let live!

Posted by: Robert, Fire Acceptor at October 15, 2024 06:45 PM (ZfLgL)

143 ... Wait, stop, now everybody look at how dumb Elon Musk is for parallel parking a rocket the size of American Samoa. What a dumbass! Right? And you know he likes Orange Man, right? Right?!?!?! ...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2024 06:44 PM (DDGz9)
++++
He must be a tad bit bemused.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2024 06:45 PM (HnUIn)

144 Don Jr and RFK Jr went out and did some falconry last week. Can a falcon fly out and gouge the eyes of an opponent? If so, I'm intrigued.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 15, 2024 06:45 PM (/U5Yz)

145 So Pelosi is an insurrectionist that would prevent the elected President from taking office?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 15, 2024 06:46 PM (gfViB)

146 >>>However, I have just seen Kamala’s Report, and it is not good. According to her Doctor’s Report, she suffers from “urticaria,” defined as “a rash of round, red welts on the skin that itch intensely, sometimes with dangerous swelling.

*Google searches for urticaria spike suddenly

Posted by: LizLem at October 15, 2024 06:46 PM (QAK8m)

147 18 Nancy Pelosi says she hasn't spoken to Biden since she prison-shanked him, but says she's "prayerful" about it. She's full of something but it's not prayer.

Who does she pray to?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2024 06:22 PM (ynpvh

Her plastic surgeon
Posted by: It's me donna
......

It didn't work.

Posted by: wth at October 15, 2024 06:46 PM (v0R5T)

148 Fire is hot. True or False?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 15, 2024 06:45 PM (D6PGr)

Shit! Uumm...

*Peaks at cheat sheet*

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2024 06:47 PM (ZfLgL)

149 I want extra shizzle on mo nizzle.

Posted by: Darius "Sweetdick" Honeycum at October 15, 2024 06:47 PM (ANFY9)

150 Fire is hot. True or False?

I need to know Fire's preferred Pronouns before I can answer. Hater!

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 15, 2024 06:47 PM (0bAhM)

151 DOJ Tells Four Police, Fire Departments That It's Racist To Expect Employees To Know Basic Math

Firefighter test asked job candidates how many 60-foot hoses they'd need to bring if a fire was 350 feet away.
________________________

Srsly, they want to hire people as firefighters who couldn't figure that out?

What would they do? Hook up a 60 foot hose to the fire hydrant, fill the hose with water, put their hand over the open end, disconnect the hose and then run to fire to dump the water onto the fire?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:47 PM (YqDXo)

152 ***She's full of something but it's not prayer.***
--

$100. dollar ice cream?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2024 06:47 PM (jyGs/)

153 'she suffers from “urticaria,”'

Don't play with nettles.

Posted by: gp Gets A Kick Out Of You at October 15, 2024 06:48 PM (pafXr)

154
*Google searches for urticaria spike suddenly

Posted by: LizLem

Are you shittin' me?

Urticari'a is gonna be the #1 black baby name in 2025.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 15, 2024 06:48 PM (zd658)

155 @ 18, pretty sure we all know who they all pray to ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at October 15, 2024 06:48 PM (UWgy2)

156 DOJ Tells Four Police, Fire Departments That It's Racist To Expect Employees To Know Basic Math

Firefighter test asked job candidates how many 60-foot hoses they'd need to bring if a fire was 350 feet away.
________________

You'd think the blacks would be offended by this. The DoJ isn't giving them much credit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:48 PM (YqDXo)

157 Re: impregnation texts

Remember the commenter who always talked about working out and 'putting a baby into' whomever?

Good times. Good times.

CBD has really progressed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 15, 2024 06:48 PM (zf2Ot)

158 Are you shittin' me?

Urticari'a is gonna be the #1 black baby name in 2025.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 15, 2024 06:48 PM (zd65

I laughed and I know I shouldn't

Posted by: It's me donna at October 15, 2024 06:49 PM (IyPmt)

159 He wants to punish people who disagree with him, people like us. -- Joy Buzzer Behar

Something tells me that Ms Behar has written a lot of fan fiction about Trump. Like, a very lot.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 15, 2024 06:49 PM (gKWVE)

160 The solution for math problems is Flash Cards. Even Teachers with a BA can operate them. But then I’m an old geezer, but they worked for me.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at October 15, 2024 06:49 PM (wmzkx)

161 Urticaria? Don't be pointin' no fingers at me, brah!

Posted by: Willie Brown at October 15, 2024 06:49 PM (mH6SG)

162 1 little, 2 little, 3 little Indians. Three little Indian boys.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2024 06:49 PM (jyGs/)

163 This blonde in athleisure gear has no idea how far 60' is, so thinks the question is irrelevant:
http://tiny.cc/4ilqzz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2024 06:50 PM (HnUIn)

164 It's funny to see comments trying to dispute the obvious and correct answer of at least six.

It's the aos way.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 15, 2024 06:50 PM (D6PGr)

165 However, I have just seen Kamala’s Report, and it is not good. According to her Doctor’s Report, she suffers from “urticaria,” defined as “a rash of round, red welts on the skin that itch intensely, sometimes with dangerous swelling.
_________________

Sounds like monkey pox to me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:50 PM (YqDXo)

166 Hah...there was a football player for USC in the 80's named Estrus McGee.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2024 06:50 PM (fV+MH)

167 10 would be good. Plenty of play. You pull out just enough to win.*

*classical reference

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 15, 2024 06:50 PM (zf2Ot)

168 This Behar thing is aware that Trump was president for one term already, correct?

Maybe I'm giving too much benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2024 06:50 PM (DDGz9)

169 He wants to punish people who disagree with him, people like us. -- Joy Buzzer Behar

Something tells me that Ms Behar has written a lot of fan fiction about Trump. Like, a very lot.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 15, 2024 06:49 PM (gKWVE)
++++
Oddly, this is exactly how Hollywood people act toward the normals.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2024 06:50 PM (HnUIn)

170 141 Fire is hot. True or False?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 15, 2024 06:45 PM (D6PGr)

Rayciss! Requires applicants to have ability to feel warmth on their skin, to know the meaning of the word 'hot,' and know the temperature of combustion of all known materials. None of these are essential knowledge for a firefighter.

Posted by: DoJ at October 15, 2024 06:51 PM (aBgBM)

171 What would they do? Hook up a 60 foot hose to the fire hydrant, fill the hose with water, put their hand over the open end, disconnect the hose and then run to fire to dump the water onto the fire?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:47 PM (YqDXo)

———————

*Scribbles notes*

Posted by: Tyrone the firefighter at October 15, 2024 06:51 PM (u73oe)

172 Someone should explain to the sows of the View that the only time we're even aware of them is when we follow a link to laugh at one of their clips.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 15, 2024 06:51 PM (1bNHn)

173 " the obvious and correct answer of at least six."

You didn't state your units. Fail.

Posted by: gp Gets A Kick Out Of You at October 15, 2024 06:51 PM (pafXr)

174 Completely OT...

https://youtube.com/shorts/oxQ6C2stPfw

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2024 06:51 PM (ZfLgL)

175 Urticari'a is gonna be the #1 black baby name in 2025.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 15, 2024 06:48 PM (zd65

__________________

Just edging out "Diarrhea" from the top spot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:51 PM (YqDXo)

176 >>> This blonde in athleisure gear has no idea how far 60' is, so thinks the question is irrelevant:
http://tiny.cc/4ilqzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2024 06:50 PM (HnUIn

=====

I think my dad would refer to those as "birthin hips".

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 15, 2024 06:51 PM (JfxgE)

177 I couldn't stand Barbara Walters (what kind of tree would you be ?), but I think she was horrified as to what The View had become.
Allegedly she wanted a place where women could talk rationally about issues important to women. How'd that work out for you Babs?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 15, 2024 06:52 PM (vS8VI)

178 Uticaria is that fish that swims up into you.

Because nature needed to THAT niche.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2024 06:52 PM (fV+MH)

179 Urticari'a is gonna be the #1 black baby name in 2025.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 15, 2024 06:48 PM (zd65
__________________

Just edging out "Diarrhea" from the top spot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:51 PM (YqDXo)
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Where does "Cholera" fall in the scale?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 15, 2024 06:52 PM (U1w17)

180 The right answer is seven. Because you are going to want more than ten feet of extra. Not to mention, you know -- 420 man...

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at October 15, 2024 06:52 PM (j56cV)

181 So if the DoJ can determine the parameters for selecting a fireman, can we get firemen to be in charge of picking who gets to be in the DoJ, now?

That would be fun.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2024 06:52 PM (DDGz9)

182 " the obvious and correct answer of at least six."

You didn't state your units. Fail.

Posted by: gp Gets A Kick Out Of You at October 15, 2024 06:51 PM (pafXr)
________________

So you're hosing him for a slight oversight?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:53 PM (YqDXo)

183 163 This blonde in athleisure gear has no idea how far 60' is, so thinks the question is irrelevant:
http://tiny.cc/4ilqzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) a

Those hips are for child bearing.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 15, 2024 06:54 PM (/U5Yz)

184 " the obvious and correct answer of at least six."

You didn't state your units. Fail.

Posted by: gp Gets A Kick Out Of You at October 15, 2024 06:51 PM (pafXr)
________________

So you're hosing him for a slight oversight?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:53 PM (YqDXo)
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He watered down his answer.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 15, 2024 06:54 PM (U1w17)

185 How many pails of water will you need if you fail to correctly calculate the hose requirements?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 15, 2024 06:55 PM (mH6SG)

186 I think my dad would refer to those as "birthin hips".

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 15, 2024 06:51 PM (JfxgE)
________________

My first thought as well.

Of course, in 20 years she'll have to turn sideways to go through a turnstile.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:55 PM (YqDXo)

187
Pelosi: "You decide to win. I decided a while ago that Donald Trump will never set foot in the White House again as president of the United States or in any other capacity ... "

Stupid me, I thought I couldn't hate that corrupt pickled prune any more than I already do.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 15, 2024 06:55 PM (EPN98)

188 Come on.

You wanna play like a brother can't answer a question about Hoes?

Brothers invented tight math.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2024 06:55 PM (DDGz9)

189 Who wax the guy Barbara Walters was having an affair with? It was a black politician but I can't remember who.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 15, 2024 06:55 PM (D6PGr)

190 Those hips are for child bearing.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 15, 2024 06:54 PM (/U5Yz)

Keep her away from RFK Jr

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 15, 2024 06:56 PM (zf2Ot)

191 174 Completely OT...

https://youtube.com/shorts/oxQ6C2stPfw
Posted by: Robert
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Villain

Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2024 06:56 PM (jyGs/)

192 Falling asleep. Haven't been feeling to great all afternoon

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2024 06:56 PM (fwDg9)

193 I'd like to see some of the non-racist questions from the fireman's test.

Posted by: gp Gets A Kick Out Of You at October 15, 2024 06:56 PM (pafXr)

194 I'm suddenly getting a lot of phone calls id'd as "spam risk", but with no one on the other line. At least not within the 5 seconds I give them.

I wonder what they're selling?

If I vote early (the 17th is the first day of that here), will that end?

Posted by: Eeyore at October 15, 2024 06:56 PM (1bNHn)

195 Those hips are for child bearing.

Triplets.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 15, 2024 06:56 PM (mH6SG)

196 Is the building on fire a meth lab?

Posted by: Tyrone the firefighter at October 15, 2024 06:57 PM (u73oe)

197 From what I have seen of The View they seem to be bombed already.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 15, 2024 06:57 PM (elaR+)

198 189 Who wax the guy Barbara Walters was having an affair with? It was a black politician but I can't remember who.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
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Which one?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2024 06:57 PM (jyGs/)

199 I thought wawa was fucking... the black anchor... cannot remember his name.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 15, 2024 06:57 PM (zf2Ot)

200 193 I'd like to see some of the non-racist questions from the fireman's test.
Posted by: gp Gets A Kick Out Of You at October 15, 2024 06:56 PM (pafXr)

"A brother, a cracker, and a chinaman walk into a bar. The bar catches on fire...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2024 06:57 PM (DDGz9)

201 On the air force...wasn't it a Dem or operative that was crowing about how they have the F16s to fight the civil war.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2024 06:57 PM (n7h9X)

202 See on YouTube Vance is I Philadelphia at Moms for American Townhall

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2024 06:57 PM (fwDg9)

203 I'd like to see some of the non-racist questions from the fireman's test.
Posted by: gp Gets A Kick Out Of You at October 15, 2024 06:56 PM (pafXr)

How many white guys should be allowed on a fire team?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 15, 2024 06:57 PM (D6PGr)

204 200 rofl

Posted by: gp Gets A Kick Out Of You at October 15, 2024 06:58 PM (pafXr)

205 This fireman thing is all part of a whole.

- Schools don't teach
- So to get jobs, standards need to be relaxed.
- This allows idiots to get gov. jobs,.... where they will vote for the people who run the shit schools.

And information must be controlled so no one notices.
And that allows the corruption where the people who can't count don't catch all the missing dollars that end up in the bastard's pockets.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 15, 2024 06:58 PM (EPN98)

206 Hope you feel better soon, Skip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 15, 2024 06:58 PM (mH6SG)

207 It's funny to see comments trying to dispute the obvious and correct answer of at least six.

It's the aos way.
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And agreeing with our opponents by default.

I'd guess no matter the fire's distance, 50' short is going to be worse than 10' too long.

Just ask the Paolo.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 15, 2024 06:58 PM (hovnC)

208 "A brother, a cracker, and a chinaman walk into a bar. The bar catches on fire...."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2024 06:57 PM (DDGz9)
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It was that heathen Chinee what done did it. Those people love fireworks and don't have no truck with safety nonsense.

Posted by: Do I pass? at October 15, 2024 06:59 PM (HnUIn)

209 Is the building on fire a meth lab?

Posted by: Tyrone the firefighter at October 15, 2024 06:57 PM (u73oe)
_________________

It wasn't a building. It was an EV.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:59 PM (YqDXo)

210 I'd guess no matter the fire's distance, 50' short is going to be worse than 10' too long.

Just ask the Paolo.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 15, 2024 06:58 PM (hovnC)
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The Paolo is, how you say, too much even for me.

Posted by: Amazon Woman at October 15, 2024 06:59 PM (HnUIn)

211 189 Who wax the guy Barbara Walters was having an affair with? It was a black politician but I can't remember who.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

Adam Clayton Powell?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 15, 2024 07:00 PM (/U5Yz)

212 Journalist Olivia Nuzzi claimed that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. wanted to "possess," "control" and "impregnate" her during their sexting tryst, according to an explosive court filing by Nuzzi's ex Ryan Lizza.

Isn't this kind of thing a violence of those new revenge porn laws the feminists got passed everywhere?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 15, 2024 07:00 PM (oZhjI)

213 Media trust has hit another historic low ahead of this year's election
— Media is now the least-trusted civic and political institution surveyed by
@Gallup

— Worrisome trend: Trust declining mostly among young people
— Trust falls among Dems, Indpts driving most of the decline

As of this year, only 31% of Americans say they have a great deal or a fair amount of trust in the mass media, down from 32% last year, which tied the record low set in 2016.

". . approximately 31.9% of Americans . . would have an IQ under 90 based on a normal distribution model."

Posted by: SMOD at October 15, 2024 07:00 PM (AFudc)

214 On the air force...wasn't it a Dem or operative that was crowing about how they have the F16s to fight the civil war.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2024 06:57 PM (n7h9X)
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It was Biden.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 07:00 PM (YqDXo)

215 I think BaBa WaWa was seeing Edward Brooke a senator from Mass.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 15, 2024 07:00 PM (vS8VI)

216 The yacht rock version of Closer
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iOd6t9l1wNg

Posted by: Scuffmonster at October 15, 2024 07:02 PM (828vA)

217 189 Who wax the guy Barbara Walters was having an affair with? It was a black politician but I can't remember who.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

Idi Amin?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 15, 2024 07:02 PM (/U5Yz)

218 youtu.be/cQ2P9r-jOwI
please don't worry, i'm not sorry

Posted by: gKWVE at October 15, 2024 07:02 PM (gKWVE)

219 177 I couldn't stand Barbara Walters (what kind of tree would you be ?), but I think she was horrified as to what The View had become.
Allegedly she wanted a place where women could talk rationally about issues important to women. How'd that work out for you Babs?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 15, 2024 06:52 PM (vS8VI)

First mistake was having a live studio audience. Causes the panelists to play for applause, laughs, and boos, and not conduct rational debate. Second mistake was hiring comedians (supposedly), whose natural mode of operation is playing for laughs from the audience, often using putdowns of normal people, religious people, use of racial stereotypes, etc.

Posted by: DoJ at October 15, 2024 07:02 PM (aBgBM)

220 I'm going to set something on fire 350 feet away, and test the Nh=6 hypothesis. I have to do this or I won't be able to get to sleep tonite.

Posted by: gp Gets A Kick Out Of You at October 15, 2024 07:02 PM (pafXr)

221 OK, Nuzzi, Lizza, and RFK Jr. should all be executed.

Just ... for tackiness, if nothing else.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 07:02 PM (YqDXo)

222 I think BaBa WaWa was seeing Edward Brooke a senator from Mass.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 15, 2024 07:00 PM (vS8VI)

Yeah that's the guy. He was a Republican from MA . So really a democrat.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 15, 2024 07:02 PM (D6PGr)

223 211 LOL

Posted by: gp Gets A Kick Out Of You at October 15, 2024 07:03 PM (pafXr)

224 George Washington Carver

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 15, 2024 07:03 PM (1FWWQ)

225
Fani and Darius. Spousal privilege. He may be married to someone else, but she's married to him.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2024 07:03 PM (GQH92)

226 Journalist Olivia Nuzzi claimed that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. wanted to "possess," "control" and "impregnate" her during their sexting tryst, according to an explosive court filing by Nuzzi's ex Ryan Lizza.

Isn't this kind of thing a violence of those new revenge porn laws the feminists got passed everywhere?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 15, 2024 07:00 PM (oZhjI)
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She's read 50 Shades of Gray one too many times...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 15, 2024 07:03 PM (BpYfr)

227 ... As of this year, only 31% of Americans say they have a great deal or a fair amount of trust in the mass media, down from 32% last year, which tied the record low set in 2016. ...
Posted by: SMOD at October 15, 2024 07:00 PM (AFudc)
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Do they ask the opposite question? Or is it ranked? How many people - if known - actively *distrust* the mass media? I'd bet it's about the same.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2024 07:03 PM (HnUIn)

228
I have a vivid impression of Rachel Maddow after Trump's inauguration solemnly and humbly assuring her viewers that she will not back down to Dictator Trump's jackbooted forces and will continue to be here for them as long as she is physically permitted.

Those people are going to be so disappointed when they're allowed to continue failing on their own merits.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 15, 2024 07:04 PM (diqAb)

229 Who wax the guy Barbara Walters was having an affair with? It was a black politician but I can't remember who.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
____________________

Harambe?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 07:04 PM (YqDXo)

230 Who wax the guy Barbara Walters was having an affair with? It was a black politician but I can't remember who.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
____________________

Harambe?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Must you insult the memory of Harambe like that?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 15, 2024 07:05 PM (elaR+)

231 @ 213, LOL

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at October 15, 2024 07:05 PM (UWgy2)

232 Gallup did a poll and Biden is 7x as popular among Ukrainians as Trump is.

GOOD.

I'm so fucking sick of people pretending that Ukraine is anything other than a corrupt money pit of graft while they lose slowly.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at October 15, 2024 07:05 PM (lCHt6)

233
The hellspawn of a Kennedy and a journalist. Yeccch!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2024 07:05 PM (GQH92)

234 TheHill:

Former Secretary of Defense Mark Esper, who served in the Trump administration, said Monday the public should take former President Trump “seriously” when he suggests using the military against American citizens.

DOD DIRECTIVE 5240.01:
one month before a tense presidential election, the U.S. Department of Defense has authorized U.S. military “defense intelligence components” to use “lethal force” against American citizens if requested by state or local law enforcement in an emergency situation.

Posted by: SMOD at October 15, 2024 07:07 PM (AFudc)

235 I have a vivid impression of Rachel Maddow after Trump's inauguration solemnly and humbly assuring her viewers that she will not back down to Dictator Trump's jackbooted forces and will continue to be here for them as long as she is physically permitted.

Those people are going to be so disappointed when they're allowed to continue failing on their own merits.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 15, 2024 07:04 PM (diqAb)
_________________

Oppression envy. It's real.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 07:07 PM (YqDXo)

236 The hellspawn of a Kennedy and a journalist. Yeccch!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2024 07:05 PM (GQH92)

Damien is his name-o.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 15, 2024 07:07 PM (AiZBA)

237 The women on The View all sound like they are talking in the back of a phleghmy throat with numb lips.
It is such a weird sound.
whoopie sounds over-inflated and in a bit of distress.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 15, 2024 07:07 PM (D7oie)

238 “ He wants to punish people who disagree with him, people like us."

If Trump wanted to do that, he would simply close the buffet, you fat cow.

Posted by: Truthbomb at October 15, 2024 07:07 PM (8/urF)

239 228
I have a vivid impression of Rachel Maddow after Trump's inauguration solemnly and humbly assuring her viewers that she will not back down to Dictator Trump's jackbooted forces and will continue to be here for them as long as she is physically permitted.

Those people are going to be so disappointed when they're allowed to continue failing on their own merits.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 15, 2024 07:04 PM (diqAb)

Maddow, Joy Reid, Whoopi Goldberg, and the rest of the MSM clown show will Strenuously Resist Dictator Trump! from their TV studios and Manhattan condos. So brave!

Posted by: Gref at October 15, 2024 07:07 PM (aBgBM)

240 hey, did Schwarzenegger and that trench mouth distaff Kennedy (seriously blanking here) ever make a human together?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2024 07:08 PM (DDGz9)

241 It's worth bringing up again. Liz Cheney and her husband had a net worth of $7 million when she entered Congress in 2017. By 2024, a year after she left office, she and her husband had a net worth estimated to be $47 million.

It would be nice to know how much she and her husband made while she was in office and how they made this fortune because it definitely sounds like pushing the Forever Wars was awfully profitable for her family.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at October 15, 2024 07:08 PM (5B2aI)

242 Gallup did a poll and Biden is 7x as popular among Ukrainians as Trump is.
__________________

After sending all that money there? Of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 07:08 PM (YqDXo)

243 "only 31% of Americans say they have a great deal or a fair amount of trust in the mass media, down from 32% last year,"

Did the mass media report that? If so, it's bullshit.

Posted by: gp Gets A Kick Out Of You at October 15, 2024 07:08 PM (pafXr)

244 Maria Shriver? Don't think so.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 15, 2024 07:09 PM (zf2Ot)

245 > The communications are now raising fresh concerns about the ethical conduct of that Democrat-run investigation.
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Nearly 4 years later and "are now" raising concerns over Democrat's ethical conduct.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Of course you are.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 15, 2024 07:09 PM (Q4IgG)

246 My solution is to make the lawyers who bring these suits, and the judges who rule on them, make them all hire only DEI test failers.

Make them go to DEI doctors. Make them have DEI security. Make them send their kids to DEI schools.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 15, 2024 07:09 PM (EPN98)

247 I have a vivid impression of Rachel Maddow after Trump's inauguration solemnly and humbly assuring her viewers that she will not back down to Dictator Trump's jackbooted forces and will continue to be here for them as long as she is physically permitted.
____________________

Trump will ban vibrators!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 07:09 PM (YqDXo)

248 Gallup did a poll and Biden is 7x as popular among Ukrainians as Trump is.

GOOD.

I'm so fucking sick of people pretending that Ukraine is anything other than a corrupt money pit of graft while they lose slowly.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at October 15, 2024 07:05 PM (lCHt6)

Zelensky already endorsed Harris in front of Congress.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 15, 2024 07:09 PM (D6PGr)

249 >>OK, Nuzzi, Lizza, and RFK Jr. should all be executed.

>>Just ... for tackiness, if nothing else.

I'm gonna give that "I wish to possess you and impregnate you." line next time I'm at the pub.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2024 07:10 PM (LkLld)

250 REDUXX @ReduxxMag Oct 14
UK: Two males faced off against each other during the women's semi-finals of the Ultimate Pool Mini Series yesterday.

Harriet Haynes and Lucy Smith were able to compete because they both "identify as female" as per World Eightball Pool Federation policy.

Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_ Oct 15
2 men go head to head in *women's* billiards

The irony of all ironies. It would be hilarious if actual women weren't losing out on opportunities.
====
Head to head, indeed.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 15, 2024 06:30 PM (hovnC)

Are they using the same balls ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 15, 2024 06:34 PM (NtVYv)

I remember back in the day when the ladies would wear long sleek dresses for the matches and they looked elegant. At the time I stopped seeing them on ESPN+ or whatever they were getting pretty frumpy.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2024 07:11 PM (n7h9X)

251 I have a vivid impression of Rachel Maddow after Trump's inauguration solemnly and humbly assuring her viewers that she will not back down to Dictator Trump's jackbooted forces and will continue to be here for them as long as she is physically permitted.
____________________

Trump will ban vibrators!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 07:09 PM (YqDXo)

Make sure that the ugly ones have to be covered with a large sheet during the broadcast. That would cover many of the MSM news readers, and the View.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 15, 2024 07:11 PM (VNX3d)

252 My solution is to make the lawyers who bring these suits, and the judges who rule on them, make them all hire only DEI test failers.

Make them go to DEI doctors. Make them have DEI security. Make them send their kids to DEI schools.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 15, 2024 07:09 PM (EPN9

_______________

Fly DEI Airways.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 07:11 PM (YqDXo)

253 I'm gonna give that "I wish to possess you and impregnate you." line next time I'm at the pub.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2024 07:10 PM (LkLld)

say it like a conehead.

it might work.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2024 07:11 PM (DDGz9)

254 Yes Arnold and Maria Shriver had at least one child together.
A son.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 15, 2024 07:12 PM (elaR+)

255 >>say it like a conehead.

>>it might work.

What could go wrong?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2024 07:12 PM (LkLld)

256 I'm gonna give that "I wish to possess you and impregnate you." line next time I'm at the pub.

Good luck.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at October 15, 2024 07:13 PM (mH6SG)

257 Right Blend @rightblend
Pro-Palestinians swarm an RCMP vehicle belonging to Justin Trudeau's protection detail and try to PUSH IT BACK

Ottawa police are currently allowing the small group of Pro-Palestinians to occupy the intersection beside the prime minister's office, completely shutting down traffic in all directions while the PM is inside!

https://tinyurl.com/yc2x8xxk
1:53 minutes; it's only fair -- he brought them in.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 15, 2024 07:13 PM (hovnC)

258 Yes Arnold and Maria Shriver had at least one child together.
A son.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 15, 2024 07:12 PM (elaR+)

Has Aaahnold's face, and Maria's strength.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 15, 2024 07:13 PM (dGCAG)

259 Yes Arnold and Maria Shriver had at least one child together.
A son.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 15, 2024 07:12 PM (elaR+)M

I think Chris Pratt is married to their daughter.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 15, 2024 07:13 PM (D6PGr)

260 UK: Two males faced off against each other during the women's semi-finals of the Ultimate Pool Mini Series yesterday.

Harriet Haynes and Lucy Smith were able to compete because they both "identify as female" as per World Eightball Pool Federation policy.

Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_ Oct 15
2 men go head to head in *women's* billiards
_______________

Why are there separate male and female divisions for ... billiards, of all things?

The only thing remotely as ridiculous is having separate male and female divisions for ... chess.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 07:14 PM (YqDXo)

261 heh

@TheInsiderPaper
·
59m
JUST IN - Trump is expected to visit a McDonald’s Sunday in Pennsylvania and “work the fry cooker”, a source familiar with the matter tells CNN.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2024 07:15 PM (LkLld)

262 Also, Arnold and the maid had a son together.
So he has two sons.
IIRC, by the time he cheated with the maid, Maria Shriver had been cheating on Arnold for a while.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 15, 2024 07:15 PM (elaR+)

263 I'm gonna give that "I wish to possess you and impregnate you." line next time I'm at the pub.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2024 07:10 PM (LkLld)
_______________

Then duck.

Unless you're in a gay bar. Then run.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 07:15 PM (YqDXo)

264
TheHill:

Former Secretary of Defense Mark Esper, who served in the Trump administration, said Monday the public should take former President Trump “seriously” when he suggests using the military against American citizens.

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Oh man. Get 50 more experts stat. (For you failed fire department applicants, that would be 51 experts total.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 15, 2024 07:15 PM (diqAb)

265 All competitions should be separate between men and women.

We are different in every aspect.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 15, 2024 07:17 PM (D6PGr)

266 How about Closer to Funkytown?

https://tinyurl.com/5bb6rhms

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at October 15, 2024 07:17 PM (IvBYv)

267 @TheInsiderPaper · 59m
JUST IN - Trump is expected to visit a McDonald’s Sunday in Pennsylvania and “work the fry cooker”, a source familiar with the matter tells CNN.
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Yes, PDT already said that he would work 10 minutes at a McDonald's to show he'd worked there longer than Kamala at hers.

Promise Made. Soon to be a Promise Kept!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 15, 2024 07:17 PM (hovnC)

268 I think Chris Pratt is married to their daughter.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
I couldn't remember how many kids they had together.
I knew at least one.
Pratt seems like an OK guy

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 15, 2024 07:18 PM (elaR+)

269 Former Secretary of Defense Mark Esper, who served in the Trump administration, said Monday the public should take former President Trump “seriously” when he suggests using the military against American citizens.

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Oh man. Get 50 more experts stat. (For you failed fire department applicants, that would be 51 experts total.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 15, 2024 07:15 PM (diqAb)

Esper is the traitor who bragged about ignoring Trump's orders to remove troops from Syria.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 15, 2024 07:18 PM (dGCAG)

270 JUST IN - Trump is expected to visit a McDonald’s Sunday in Pennsylvania and “work the fry cooker”, a source familiar with the matter tells CNN.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2024 07:15 PM (LkLld)
_______________

"I at least worked ONE day in a McDonald's, unlike some I could mention."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 07:18 PM (YqDXo)

271 TheHill:

Former Secretary of Defense Mark Esper, who served in the Trump administration, said Monday the public should take former President Trump “seriously” when he suggests using the military against American citizens.

=================

Oh man. Get 50 more experts stat. (For you failed fire department applicants, that would be 51 experts total.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 15, 2024 07:15 PM (diqAb)

Esper is only pissed because Trump overruled his strong recommendation to retry the SEAL on war crimes.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 15, 2024 07:19 PM (D6PGr)

272 Esper is the traitor who bragged about ignoring Trump's orders to remove troops from Syria.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 15, 2024 07:18 PM (dGCAG)

So I'm all for using the military against him. Try him, convict him, put a bullet in his skull.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 15, 2024 07:19 PM (dGCAG)

273
Fly DEI Airways.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

============

Hire DEI staff.

"What time would the Principal have to leave her office if traffic will be 2 hours, Just Stop Oil adds another hour, and she needs to be at the $10,000-dollar-a-plate banquet by 6?"

"The question is racist."

= hired

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 15, 2024 07:20 PM (diqAb)

274 "". . approximately 31.9% of Americans . . would have an IQ under 90 based on a normal distribution model."

could you break that down by race ... and gender?

Posted by: illiniwek at October 15, 2024 07:20 PM (Cus5s)

275 UPDATE:

Adairia Irish @AdairiaIrish 40s
Replying to @catturd2
If McDonald's was smart, they'd market the fries in size "Yuge" and give part or all of the proceeds to America's recent hurricane victims, especially North Carolina.

cryptohodl @cryptohodlgroup 3s
Replying to @catturd2
Now if we can get Elon to fix the milkshake machine 👀🤔

https://tinyurl.com/4m5utfee
IMAGE

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 15, 2024 07:21 PM (hovnC)

276 I think Chris Pratt is married to their daughter.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
I couldn't remember how many kids they had together.
I knew at least one.
Pratt seems like an OK guy
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 15, 2024 07:18 PM (elaR+)

One of his hobbies is hunting. The left was not happy.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 15, 2024 07:21 PM (iODuv)

277 Let us exchange the Hamas American hostages for the women on the View, CBS News, ABC Mews, MSNBC News, and NBC News.

If approved I give Hamas a month before folding, but we won't get the new hostages back. Those terms are acceptable.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2024 07:21 PM (u82oZ)

278 By 2024, a year after she left office, she and her husband had a net worth estimated to be $47 million.

$47M could rent a lot of pool boys.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 15, 2024 07:21 PM (gKWVE)

279 261 @TheInsiderPaper
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59m
JUST IN - Trump is expected to visit a McDonald’s Sunday in Pennsylvania and “work the fry cooker”, a source familiar with the matter tells CNN.

he'd better ask kamala for some tips

Posted by: anachronda at October 15, 2024 07:21 PM (sGtp+)

280 Why are there separate male and female divisions for ... billiards, of all things?

I see you've never played high-level billiards. There is a real difference on the break. It isn't "strength" - more that "pop" that stiff differentiates men from women - like on the golf course.

After the break ? Janet Lee was as good as any man - but not on the break.

Posted by: Song Remains the Same at October 15, 2024 07:21 PM (O+2Bh)

281 Give Fanni Willis a job in Russia to spy on the Kursk Incursion for war crimes.

Do not exchange for her when she is sent to Siberia.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2024 07:22 PM (u82oZ)

282
Esper is only pissed because Trump overruled his strong recommendation to retry the SEAL on war crimes.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

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Good connection. I'd forgotten.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 15, 2024 07:22 PM (diqAb)

283 "I at least worked ONE day in a McDonald's, unlike some I could mention."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 07:18 PM (YqDXo)
++++
That's probably the plot, yeah.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2024 07:23 PM (HnUIn)

284 One of his hobbies is hunting. The left was not happy.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy

And he's religious.
That really is "problematic".

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 15, 2024 07:23 PM (elaR+)

285 I would just bring a 350 foot hose. I am illiterate and innumerate in several languages and number systems.

Posted by: Abject Failure at October 15, 2024 07:23 PM (nS6qG)

286 “She is the sitting Vice President of the United States, she is the Presidential nominee of the Democrat party, and she is out there acting like a complete lunatic,” Monica Crowley said.

“What I see when she is out there, is I see a woman, perhaps having a nervous breakdown,” Crowley said.

… Kamala Harris has already said that she was having insomnia at the time she picked Walz to be her running mate.
The pressure of an impending loss after spending $1 billion could only make it worse.

Posted by: SMOD at October 15, 2024 07:23 PM (AFudc)

287 @18/jim (in Kalifornia): "Who does she pray to?"

Given how much abortion is an evil twisted sacrament to the Democrats, probably Moloch. *spits*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 15, 2024 07:24 PM (O7YUW)

288 Candace Owens is reporting that Kamala was married in 1984. To someone other than the wifebeater if I wasn't being clear.

https://x.com/TheWakeninq/status/1846304618063491480

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 15, 2024 07:24 PM (Cp1vk)

289 Now if we can get Elon to fix the milkshake machine 👀🤔

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 15, 2024 07:21 PM (hovnC)

Elon did a guest shot on The Big Bang Theory washing dishes at a soup kitchen on Thanksgiving. Funny episode.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 15, 2024 07:25 PM (iODuv)

290 What an opening for the Blue Jackets tonight, Recognizing Johnny Gaudreau's wife and kids to the Missing Man puck drop and running off 13 seconds of the clock.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 15, 2024 07:26 PM (FCrpy)

291 Now if we can get Elon to fix the milkshake machine

Hah! Damned thing is always down.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 15, 2024 07:26 PM (mH6SG)

292 Let us exchange the Hamas American hostages for the women on the View, CBS News, ABC Mews, MSNBC News, and NBC News.

Think that constitutes cruel and unusual punishment for Hamas.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2024 07:26 PM (n+Ix3)

293 New York The Sun:

Jack Smith’s Effort To Plumb Trump’s Intent on January 6 Could Earn Special Counsel a Rebuke at the Supreme Court
The justices barred the prosecutor from inquiring into the 45th president’s state of mind — but is the lawman listening?

The possibility that Special Counsel Jack Smith ignored a key part of the Supreme Court’s landmark immunity ruling could set the prosecutor up for more heartbreak before the Nine.

Posted by: SMOD at October 15, 2024 07:27 PM (AFudc)

294 Nancy Pelosi saying she has been "best friends...for decades..with Joe Biden" is ahem, not credible.
Pelosi has no friends; only fellow travelers

Posted by: groovygirl at October 15, 2024 07:27 PM (erByC)

295
Why are there separate male and female divisions for ... billiards, of all things?

__________

"Your hair isn't combed. That shirt is wrinkled. Did you use deodorant this morning?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2024 07:28 PM (GQH92)

296 The Jackass Party's riots are 'protests'; our protests are 'riots.'

Even in 'our' media....

Posted by: Beverly at October 15, 2024 07:28 PM (Epeb0)

297
“She is the sitting Vice President of the United States, she is the Presidential nominee of the Democrat party, and she is out there acting like a complete lunatic,” Monica Crowley said.

“What I see when she is out there, is I see a woman, perhaps having a nervous breakdown,” Crowley said.

================

Can you imagine the teeth-grinding that Clooney et. al. are doing now? They banish Joe and get Kamala. They could have had Toothsome Newsom if Kamala hadn't been Mrs. DEI. Newsom is probably sending "I told you so" in code and hoping for Trump 2024 so he can run in 2028. Meantime, it's lots of botox and minoxidil to keep up his main qualifications.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 15, 2024 07:28 PM (diqAb)

298 "Special" Persecutor Jack Smith really should be posted somewhere like Kabul.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2024 07:29 PM (n+Ix3)

299 All competitions should be separate between men and women.
We are different in every aspect.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 15, 2024 07:17 PM (D6PGr)

Now this is different. So, of course, this thread will get "nood" fairly quickly.

There are competitions ... cards, board games, and such ... where you can remove all advantages of male strength. Yet - as you say - even when you remove all that - all in all the sexes are "different".

Women are not as good in poker ... chip for chip ... as men. Yet they can do well with their social game - until they run into a table, or just a couple men at the table, that don't give a shit about their social game.

And the exception to what I just said ? Asian Women. Korean especially. They're hard-assed. They'll play cards just as hard as a man.

Posted by: Song Remains the Same at October 15, 2024 07:29 PM (O+2Bh)

300 She appears to be wearing clown makeup and she loves power and pissing on innocence.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 15, 2024 07:30 PM (J8LnB)

301 I stopped ordering milkshakes from fast food joints long ago. Lord knows what kind of monster is growing inside one of those machines.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 15, 2024 07:30 PM (mH6SG)

302 New York Post @nypost 27m
Kamala Harris – who threatened criminal charges against oil companies in 2019 – now praises domestic energy production trib.al/zolGD93

Catturd ™ @catturd2 16m
This pandering phony will say any lie to get elected.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 15, 2024 07:30 PM (hovnC)

303 "Special" Persecutor Jack Smith really should be posted somewhere like Kabul.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2024 07:29 PM (n+Ix3)

too lenient...Black Dolphin aka NKVD Prison No. 2

Posted by: runner at October 15, 2024 07:30 PM (V13WU)

304 Candace Owens is reporting that Kamala was married in 1984. To someone other than the wifebeater if I wasn't being clear.
____________________

Maybe that's where Harambe comes in. I might have been confused.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 07:30 PM (YqDXo)

305 Why's it a big deal if Kamala was Mrs Henderson? apart from airbrushing the guy out of her bio.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 15, 2024 07:31 PM (gKWVE)

306 Posted by: Song Remains the Same at October 15, 2024 07:29 PM (O+2B

Two women at the final table and one of them was runner up this year at the WPC.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 15, 2024 07:32 PM (D6PGr)

307 Why's it a big deal if Kamala was Mrs Henderson? apart from airbrushing the guy out of her bio.

It does bring up two questions. Is he still alive? If so, is there a divorce decree?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 15, 2024 07:32 PM (lUFok)

308 Interesting bit of info from Lebanon - the IDF captured 3 Hezbollah fighters in a tunnel, brought them back and has made some of their interrogations public today. Fascinating part is where they say that Nasrallah had brought in a lot of mercenary fighters to attack Israel, men from Syria, Iraq, all over. But they said that these men “had no faith” and were only in it for the money, and that when Nasrallah got killed they all ran away and disappeared. So only a relative handful of fighters are left on the southern border of Lebanon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2024 07:32 PM (cV2we)

309 café nood

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 15, 2024 07:33 PM (hovnC)

310 "Firefighter test asked job candidates how many 60-foot hoses they'd need to bring if a fire was 350 feet away."

Chief: To get to the fire, you gotta ax the roof.
Recruit: Ax it how?
Chief: How? You just ax it!
Recruit: Why do I ax it?
Chief: To get to the fire!
Recruit: I ax it?
Chief: Yes, you AX it!
Recruit: Ax it how?
Chief: Arggghhh!

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 15, 2024 07:33 PM (NMT5x)

311 And the exception to what I just said ? Asian Women. Korean especially. They're hard-assed. They'll play cards just as hard as a man.

Posted by: Song Remains the Same at October 15, 2024 07:29 PM (O+2Bh)
_______________

Inscrutable, to boot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 07:33 PM (YqDXo)

312 Urticari'a is gonna be the #1 black baby name in 2025.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 15, 2024 06:48 PM (zd65
__________________

Just edging out "Diarrhea" from the top spot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I read that Urticaria can come from an STD. It tracks, anyway.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 15, 2024 07:34 PM (Cp1vk)

313 cafe nood

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at October 15, 2024 07:34 PM (UWgy2)

314 Chief: To get to the fire, you gotta ax the roof.
Recruit: Ax it how?
Chief: How? You just ax it!
Recruit: Why do I ax it?
Chief: To get to the fire!
Recruit: I ax it?
Chief: Yes, you AX it!
Recruit: Ax it how?
Chief: Arggghhh!

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 15, 2024 07:33 PM (NMT5x)
_________________

"What should I ax it?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 07:35 PM (YqDXo)

315 Two women at the final table and one of them was runner up this year at the WPC.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 15, 2024 07:32 PM (D6PGr)

Feeds into what I'm saying, to be honest. Every played a multi-table poker tournament ? The social game matters too - it's not just pure logic.

If it was - I'd win much, much more. A woman's game plays on the weaknesses of men. A man's game - as I play it, at least - plays on the weaknesses of the cards and the players.

The Chinese Women are also pretty good - although they'll try to play the "middle" between bully big stack and "look at me".

Put the best woman in chess against the middle ranked man - that'll tell you something. Sorry ladies ... there really is something about competition, and processing information quickly in real time without remorse or consideration, that is hardwired into a man's DNA.

Of course some of you are exceptions - yet you'll have to admit, if you look at your sisters - and acknowledge what I'm saying.

Posted by: Song Remains the Same at October 15, 2024 07:41 PM (O+2Bh)

316 15 I am not going to lie. If Trump explicitly promised to bomb the cast of The View I would go out and commit voter fraud on his behalf.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 15, 2024 06:21 PM (0bAhM)

Nukes from orbit.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 15, 2024 07:41 PM (3xcIQ)

317 "". . approximately 31.9% of Americans . . would have an IQ under 90 based on a normal distribution model."

could you break that down by race ... and gender?
Posted by: illiniwek

Ah, I already looked into it: The Bell Curve

-- Richard J. Herrnstein

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2024 07:46 PM (WXNFJ)

318 Commenter on Instapundit re Medusa Pelosi's remark -- just thought I'd share this.

"“Not since then, no. But I’m prayerful about it.’”

Prayerful?

I hear even Moloch, Gozer, and Zul have stopped talking to Nancy. And they’re all long-time Democrats."

Posted by: Beverly at October 15, 2024 07:50 PM (Epeb0)

319 Using the air force to bomb the view seems like an inappropriate and inefficient use of military assets. Don't we have a fried egg seeking missile or a cottage cheese-ass sensitive JDAM system available?

Posted by: MLCross at October 15, 2024 08:33 PM (Q2MxE)

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