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Asked About the Murder of Laken Reilly, Bill Clinton Fails to Position Kamala Harris for Success

He admits that if the illegals had been "properly vetted, that probably wouldn't have happened."

Remember, though, the Democrat claim is that if we had just passed the latest Comprehensive Amnesty Population-Replacement bill, they'd have more "resources" to let in millions upon millions of Undocumented Americans while "properly vetting" them.


Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg

NEW: Former President Bill Clinton says Laken Riley would be alive if Kamala Harris and Joe Biden did proper vetting before letting illegals in.

Riley was k*lled by an illegal immigrant who illegally entered the United States in 2022 under Kamala Harris.

The comments came while Clinton was campaigning *for* Kamala Harris in Georgia.

"A young woman who had been k*lled by an illegal immigrant... if they had all been properly vetted, that probably wouldn't have happened."

Venezuelan gangs have taken over another small town neighborhood: New York City's Time Square area.

Tren de Aragua teen gang at NYC migrant shelter targets Times Square for crime sprees

MXM Exclusive

Quick Hit:
A violent gang of Venezuelan teen migrants, known as Tren de Aragua, is behind a series of armed robberies in Times Square. Despite multiple arrests, lenient New York criminal laws keep young criminals out of jail.

Key Details:

The gang, based in a Manhattan migrant shelter, consists of nearly 24 members, some as young as 11 years old.
They call themselves "Los Diablos de la 42," targeting tourists in high-profile areas like Times Square and Central Park.
Many members evade jail due to their age and New York's criminal justice reforms, which limit bail for many crimes.

Diving Deeper:

A gang of baby-faced migrant teens from Venezuela, known as Tren de Aragua, has been wreaking havoc in New York City. Based out of a city-funded Manhattan shelter, these young criminals have evolved from purse snatchings to armed robberies in tourist-heavy locations such as Times Square. According to NYPD officials, the group's ability to evade serious consequences stems from their age and New York's lenient criminal justice laws.


I could watch this video a thousand times and still enjoy it:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:30 PM




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1 Yo

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 15, 2024 05:30 PM (Q4IgG)

2 Wow... like a blind squirrel.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 15, 2024 05:30 PM (Q4IgG)

3 Sharks? where's duh Jets?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 15, 2024 05:31 PM (QAkQ3)

4 Are those the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers?

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2024 05:33 PM (w89Af)

5 Love JD Vance (no homo)

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 15, 2024 05:33 PM (/U5Yz)

6
Again, Major Knucklehead showin' his ass:

https://is.gd/QZ1REb

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 15, 2024 05:33 PM (iiUO4)

7 He admits that if the illegals had been "properly vetted, that probably wouldn't have happened."
====

The Democrats say he is a genius.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2024 05:34 PM (insaG)

8 It is fucking retarded they have to blot out the word 'killed'.

We are children playing dress up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 15, 2024 05:34 PM (zf2Ot)

9 It is fucking retarded they have to blot out the word 'killed'.
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Why?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 15, 2024 05:34 PM (U1w17)

10 I'm placing bets on Jimmy Carter outliving both *biden AND Clinton after seeing that heaping pile of shit stagger around and attempting to speak.

Vs.

*biden staggering around, mumbling while shitting his pants.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 15, 2024 05:34 PM (Q4IgG)

11 wake me up when we get to "but it is good to have Venezuelan gangs robbing tourists in Times Square"

Posted by: Kindltot at October 15, 2024 05:35 PM (D7oie)

12 It is fucking retarded they have to blot out the word 'killed'.
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Why?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar


Because YouTube is a stupid place run by stupid people owned by Google, which manages to both be stupid and brilliantly evil all at the same time.

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at October 15, 2024 05:36 PM (OUMaO)

13 Whoops! Whoopsie!

Posted by: Billy Jeff at October 15, 2024 05:36 PM (FnneF)

14 Martha Raddatz thinks she is genius who pwned JD Vance.

Jeez these people are so stupid and craven.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2024 05:36 PM (insaG)

15 Why?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 15, 2024 05:34 PM (U1w17)

Because it is the word. It is the correct word. It is not offensive when describing what happened and in this context is not a threat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 15, 2024 05:36 PM (zf2Ot)

16 It is fucking retarded they have to blot out the word 'killed'.
-----------
Why?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 15, 2024 05:34 PM (U1w17)


You prefer "transferred to voting Democrat"?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 15, 2024 05:36 PM (D7oie)

17 >>The Democrats say he is a genius.
__

He's always, always been so impressed with his genius that he can't help but step on someone else's message just to show how f'ing smart he is.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 15, 2024 05:36 PM (bNf8H)

18 It is fucking retarded they have to blot out the word 'killed'.

Google and Meta both do this. You have to blot out certain terms to keep a post or video from being either shadowbanned or deleted.

Posted by: brak at October 15, 2024 05:37 PM (NGHTx)

19 One might even say the correct word is 'murdered.'

In fact, I do.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 15, 2024 05:37 PM (zf2Ot)

20 wake me up when we get to "but it is good to have Venezuelan gangs robbing tourists in Times Square"
Posted by: Kindltot at October 15, 2024 05:35 PM (D7oie)

Or "Venezuelan gangs rob UN diplomats in Times Square".

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 15, 2024 05:37 PM (VNX3d)

21 Because it is the word. It is the correct word. It is not offensive when describing what happened and in this context is not a threat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 15, 2024 05:36 PM (zf2Ot)


It is also the wrong word, the word should be "murdered"

Posted by: Kindltot at October 15, 2024 05:37 PM (D7oie)

22 Killed is the new black.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2024 05:38 PM (fV+MH)

23 gang of baby-faced migrant teens from Venezuela, known as Tren de Aragua

GASSSS THEM

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 15, 2024 05:38 PM (Nfps1)

24 That Radditz video - how do you come back from that? She's literally complaining that only "some" apartment buildings were taken over by violent Venezuelan street gangs. Oh sure a few people were robbed and brutalized, but we don't need to overstate this, right? I mean, a few broken eggs, amIright? And she had the temerity to interrupt him to make this idiotic point.

Credit to JD Vance, he nails her right between the eyes on this.

Sometimes I think JD Vance is the Trump whisperer - what he says in his loud, confused way, is what Vance explains calmly and logically.

Posted by: El Mariachi at October 15, 2024 05:38 PM (nLFEI)

25 Tren de Aragua teen gang at NYC migrant shelter targets Times Square for crime sprees

Going long on Auto Sear.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 15, 2024 05:38 PM (/U5Yz)

26 Beat you to it, Kindltot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 15, 2024 05:38 PM (zf2Ot)

27 Just how far committed to the cause do you have to be where "just a handful" sounds like a good defense of people being beaten and robbed?

But the best part is, "do you hear yourself?"

No, no she did not. No, she never will.

You're asking a leader of the American Hamas to deny their god Government.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 15, 2024 05:38 PM (BuJJ2)

28 That Crypt Keeper moniker, apt.

Posted by: 80's music fan at October 15, 2024 05:39 PM (QSrLX)

29 Bubba positioned her under the desk on her knees. That's been her most successful position.

Posted by: Roy at October 15, 2024 05:39 PM (z+ik4)

30 Are any of those kids in the NYC "Little Devils" named Oliver?

Posted by: Reno_Dave at October 15, 2024 05:39 PM (Xc2s6)

31 If Martha Radditz and James Carville had children together ...

Posted by: mrp at October 15, 2024 05:39 PM (rj6Yv)

32 31 If Martha Radditz and James Carville had children together ...
Posted by: mrp at October 15, 2024 05:39 PM (rj6Yv)

Ann Coulter in 5 years?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 15, 2024 05:40 PM (zf2Ot)

33 Has Jimmy Carter weighed in?

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2024 05:40 PM (vFG9F)

34 "If Martha Radditz and James Carville had children together ...
Posted by: mrp "

It would look like the thing from the third Aliens movie.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2024 05:40 PM (fV+MH)

35 There is so much of what I'd call Radditzing going on the press. Interrupting smarter people to make tired, and inane "points of fact".

The news was much better off when they eschewed real time fact checking - because they are so damn bad at it.

Posted by: El Mariachi at October 15, 2024 05:41 PM (nLFEI)

36 Obligatory Winston Wolfe caveat, but…is it just me or does it feel different this time? They seem desperate, I feel confident- like we’re up 2 scores and driving the ball. Stay on offense, assume nothing, keep playing hard!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 15, 2024 05:41 PM (fiUiH)

37 Sadly, people have not positioned me for success even more times than you have disappointed Ace.

Posted by: Kamala! 2024! 2028! David Hogg! 2032! at October 15, 2024 05:42 PM (a3Q+t)

38 >>> 27 Just how far committed to the cause do you have to be where "just a handful" sounds like a good defense of people being beaten and robbed?

But the best part is, "do you hear yourself?"

No, no she did not. No, she never will.

You're asking a leader of the American Hamas to deny their god Government.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 15, 2024 05:38 PM (BuJJ2)

A cow orker from a previous job would tell us that the D's were 'for the Little Guy'. I wonder how dipshit is liking his grocery bill these days.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 15, 2024 05:43 PM (FnneF)

39 Those little rapscallions holding the guns, are they:

1) doing it as an act of love?
2) showing their spark of divinity?
3) just stealing bread to feed their children?
4) doing the job Americans won't do?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 15, 2024 05:43 PM (BuJJ2)

40 Just my $0.02, but the dem’s sidelined Bubba. He was never given the status of “the wisened old sage of the party” and was disrespected and kicked to the curb by the Obozo crew (Bidened, so to speak). I don’t think it’s any more complicated than a very old man saying “F U” to the dem establishment.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at October 15, 2024 05:43 PM (qOZfj)

41 "Your tax dollars at work"

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 15, 2024 05:44 PM (Vyll1)

42 A violent gang of Venezuelan teen migrants, known as Tren de Aragua, is behind a series of armed robberies in Times Square. Despite multiple arrests, lenient New York criminal laws keep young criminals out of jail.

--------------

It's a good thing then the citizens of NYC are allowed to carry firearms for self-defense.

Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 15, 2024 05:44 PM (idbzh)

43 I almost have to assume this was Bill Clinton purposely throwing Kamala under the bus.

We saw some of this when Obama got the nomination over Hillary, but the Dem power brokers clearly scared him straight.

Posted by: Blago at October 15, 2024 05:44 PM (wMRY8)

44
I love love love how the Crypt Keeper is so clueless that she smugly thinks she won that exchange.

How only having several apartment complexes overtaken and overrun and conquered by violent Venzuelan drug gangs is a debate win for her.

She looks like she owns to get up and do the Crypt Keeper Boogie or some such thing as a victory dance.

hilarious. These people are idiots.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 15, 2024 05:44 PM (eDfFs)

45 Kamala has the hat trick of ex Democrat presidents failing to position her for success.

Biden: everything he says and does
Clinton: the Laken Reilly gaffe
Obama: scolding black males about not voting for Kamala, even though she locked them up and made them slaves to the CA penal system

The latter especially is telling to me. The black youth are willing to talk back to chocolate Jesus, as we've jokingly called him. But you don't mock the gods of the left, and he's one of the biggies.

If the left's gods are allowed to bleed, it's a sea change.

Posted by: LizLem at October 15, 2024 05:44 PM (QAK8m)

46
How it actually works ---

Border Patrol Agent: "Qualifications?"

immigrant: "rape, murder, arson and rape."

BPA: "You said rape twice"
...
Now if they had more money, guys like this would have watched.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 15, 2024 05:44 PM (EPN98)

47 Like the man on the bridge that loses an arm, then a leg, then another leg ... keeps saying "come back and fight like a man". (Monty Python)

The gangs keep taking more appendages of the city, and the Radditz's keep saying "it is nothing" as the gangs walk by and take more territory.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 15, 2024 05:44 PM (Cus5s)

48 "Obligatory Winston Wolfe caveat, but…is it just me or does it feel different this time? They seem desperate, I feel confident- like we’re up 2 scores and driving the ball. Stay on offense, assume nothing, keep playing hard!
Posted by: Farmer Bob "

All I can say is, if Camela "wins" this one, I give up. There is no hope. I have no party or country. I'm going to move to the far side of the swamp and eat squirrels.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2024 05:44 PM (vFG9F)

49 Martha Radditz always has a look on her face like she ate at Chipotle an hour ago and there’s not a bathroom in sight.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 15, 2024 05:44 PM (u73oe)

50 Clinton is smart (and evil)- the Obama crime family (of which Kamala is) are his enemies too (just as the are the Biden crime family) wheels within wheels.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 15, 2024 05:44 PM (fiUiH)

51 From the Chalemagne the god interview-

Trump War Room
@TrumpWarRoom
Caller: What laws do you have planned to stop police brutality?

Kamala: I wrote the George Floyd Justice in Policing Act.

The George Floyd Justice in Policing Act demonized law enforcement, hindered their ability to dot heir job, and limited their capacity to respond to calls.
https://tinyurl.com/cfevxb5k

Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2024 05:44 PM (NpAcC)

52
He admits that if the illegals had been "properly vetted, that probably wouldn't have happened."
====

You mean they're not sending their best?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 15, 2024 05:44 PM (diqAb)

53 Just my $0.02, but the dem’s sidelined Bubba. He was never given the status of “the wisened old sage of the party” and was disrespected and kicked to the curb by the Obozo crew (Bidened, so to speak). I don’t think it’s any more complicated than a very old man saying “F U” to the dem establishment.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at October 15, 2024 05:43 PM (qOZfj)

Or could it be something Trump said about releasing the Epstein List?

Posted by: mrp at October 15, 2024 05:45 PM (rj6Yv)

54 "Obligatory Winston Wolfe caveat, but…is it just me or does it feel different this time? They seem desperate, I feel confident- like we’re up 2 scores and driving the ball. Stay on offense, assume nothing, keep playing hard!
Posted by: Farmer Bob"


The weird thing is, all these years I thought Winston Wolf was the Patrick Swayze character from Point Break.

But that guy's name was Bhody.

I thought he said that line after they parachuted out of the plane.

I'm actually losing it.

My whole life is becoming a Mandela Effect.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2024 05:45 PM (fV+MH)

55 The GOP is a worthless pile of crap. And I'm being generous.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2024 05:45 PM (vFG9F)

56 Turnout. Turnout. Turnout.

If White Non-College turnout jumps as I expect it will, it will trump all other cards played. They're 35% of the electorate but have had low participation rates.

That's because they've been disenfranchised. The Ds no longer want them, and historically they've gotten no love from the Rs. Trump's been working to change that. Picking Hillbilly Made Good as his VP is a sign of that.

Even honest polls will miss this.

Let us pray.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 15, 2024 05:45 PM (nFx0I)

57 >>Martha Radditz always has a look on her face like she ate at Chipotle an hour ago and there’s not a bathroom in sight.


Next Rest Stop

368 Mi.

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2024 05:46 PM (w89Af)

58 >>Because YouTube is a stupid place run by stupid people owned by Google, which manages to both be stupid and brilliantly evil all at the same time.

That's X. They all have key words that set the censors aflutter and the leftists looking to pounce and seize and get you banned if you use scary bad words.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2024 05:46 PM (LkLld)

59 NEW: NYPD is reporting that a group of nearly 2 dozen Tren de Aragua members called “Little Devils of 42nd Street”, with some members as young as 11, are targeting people with gunpoint heists.

-------------

Do they get free guns and ammo?

OUT: ObamaPhones
IN: JoeBidenGuns.

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 15, 2024 05:46 PM (idbzh)

60 a) there shouldn't BE any illegal Venezuelans immigrants.

b) they shouldn't be committing crimes but kissing the ground in gratitude.

c) Why, after being arrested even once, are they not immediately deported? That day.

D) If Venezuela won't take them back, then return them during a 10,000-foot flyover of the country.

Posted by: El Mariachi at October 15, 2024 05:46 PM (nLFEI)

61 >>> 40 Just my $0.02, but the dem's sidelined Bubba. He was never given the status of "the wisened old sage of the party" and was disrespected and kicked to the curb by the Obozo crew (Bidened, so to speak). I don't think it's any more complicated than a very old man saying "F U" to the dem establishment.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at October 15, 2024 05:43 PM (qOZfj)

That little bitch should still be bringing me coffee.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at October 15, 2024 05:47 PM (FnneF)

62 We’re in the middle of the most important election in US history to save the USA - and the Republican Party is nowhere to be found - Catturd

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 15, 2024 05:47 PM (/U5Yz)

63 48- just don’t eat the squirrel brains if it comes to that-CWD prion risk. I’ve got some recipes for you.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 15, 2024 05:48 PM (fiUiH)

64 And let's not forget:

Those kids robbing and stealing in NY?
They are being put up for two years, all-bills-paid with FEMA money.
$100,000+ of FEMA money.

While Americans who lost everything in the hurricane get ... $750.
If they're lucky.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 15, 2024 05:48 PM (BuJJ2)

65 I commented two threads down about ABC refuting the Trump "senior" movement. I see it as a Clinton outlet.

I will remind again, make sure you check your spam if you use a major email provider. That is a power, and plausibly deniable (apropos Clinton) way to filter your communications.

Debunk is a stupid word.

Posted by: meh at October 15, 2024 05:48 PM (EkJwg)

66 Martha Raddatz thinks she is genius who pwned JD Vance.


I love the crutch of "the Republican mayor emphatically said that the whole city was not taken over".

What was the politician supposed to say in respect to "has your city been taken over by Venezuelan street gangs?" "Yes?"

The mayor is just another low-life politician who will lie as easy as breathing to protect his reputation and distance himself from any blame. Like when they asked the city manager of Springfield if his incompetence and corruption has motivated him to turn his head at the criminality of the Haitians that have flooded his city. What sort of answer did they expect to get from craven politicians angling to escape any criticism or responsibility?

JD said that we talked to the people there. This idiot interrupted him to remind him that their source of truth is a politician, not reality, not eye-witnesses, not bleeding victims, not distraught families, but a politician covering his ass.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at October 15, 2024 05:48 PM (rHxhM)

67 Bubba is a lot of things but he isn't stupid and he is a very good politician. He knew exactly what he was doing with that comment.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2024 05:48 PM (LkLld)

68 So NYPD is reporting on the group of robbers, but apparently not arresting them? Jeez. Ya got one job...

Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2024 05:48 PM (W/lyH)

69 There is no love between Bill and Hillary!, but I do think her not winning to Trump was a blow to Bill's ego. They are still a team as far as their political interests intertwine. And the Obama/Biden machine often works counter to Clinton interests.

If he fakes supporting Kamala, in order to deny her the "first female president" title his wife so desperately wanted... I could see that. And I don't really blame him.

Posted by: LizLem at October 15, 2024 05:48 PM (QAK8m)

70 I think this is Billl's attempt to get back in power for the graft(?).

His big thing in the 90's was trying to pull the Democrat Party "back to the middle" from the at that time far left.

He largely succeeded to fake that effort convincingly.

Clinton probably thinks he can get big donors to give him big money again to run that effort if Trump succeeds in having a blowout win.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 15, 2024 05:48 PM (eDfFs)

71 49 Martha Radditz always has a look on her face like she ate at Chipotle an hour ago and there’s not a bathroom in sight.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 15, 2024 05:44 PM (u73oe)

She looks like the guy in line in front of her had the Chipotle

Posted by: Roy at October 15, 2024 05:48 PM (z+ik4)

72 I wonder, how many apartment complexes can the Crypt Keeper hold in her hands... I mean claws?

Seriously, a "handful of apartment complexes"!?

Posted by: LASue at October 15, 2024 05:49 PM (lCppi)

73
1. People ask why do they keep getting sandbagged by JDV?

Because in their world there is no way a MAGAidiot can out think or outspeak them. They know all, and MAGA people are stupid. Look at Trump stammer and rant.

They live in a bubble.

2. What was Bubba doing?
He was just repeating the talking points. He was told that if anyone brings up crime, he should blame Republicans for not funding the border with that bill that Trump single handedly defeated (in spite of him not actually being in the Senate.)
It was unintentional since Bubba has syphilitic brain rot and always has.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 15, 2024 05:49 PM (EPN98)

74 That could have been Trump saying most of that.

Bill Clinton, 78, was elected President 32 years ago. Joe Biden will be 82.

Posted by: t-bird at October 15, 2024 05:49 PM (HeV6l)

75 "48- just don’t eat the squirrel brains if it comes to that-CWD prion risk. I’ve got some recipes for you.
Posted by: Farmer Bob"

My dad tells of his grandfather cracking squirrel skulls open with his teeth to get the brains.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2024 05:49 PM (vFG9F)

76 Editing before posting is powerful.

Posted by: meh at October 15, 2024 05:49 PM (EkJwg)

77 I'm going to move to the far side of the swamp and eat squirrels.
Posted by: fd at October 15, 2024 05:44 PM (vFG9F)


We'd rather you didn't.

Posted by: Squirrels for Trump 2024 at October 15, 2024 05:49 PM (gKWVE)

78 We’re in the middle of the most important election in US history to save the USA - and the Republican Party is nowhere to be found - Catturd
Posted by: Maj. Healey

I understand their standard bearer was shot during a rally and they said damn little about it.

It must not have happened - no one could ignore that.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2024 05:49 PM (WXNFJ)

79 Going long on Auto Sear.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 15, 2024 05:38 PM (/U5Yz)


What I want for Christmas
"it is a wrist brace for a glock, honest"

Full Conceal FC Viper Folding Glock 19 Pistol System with Folding Stock

youtu.be/g1asJXF6ytU

Posted by: Kindltot at October 15, 2024 05:49 PM (D7oie)

80 I'd laugh my ass off if Raddatz got attacked by a "handful" of Venezuelan gang members.

Probably be the most action she's had in decades.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 05:50 PM (YqDXo)

81 Martha Radish is almost as hideous as Admiral Rachel (I mean Richard) Levine

Bubba is looking really rickety but I bet he could run a much better campaign than komrade Kamala

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 15, 2024 05:50 PM (WdMlw)

82 We’re in the middle of the most important election in US history to save the USA - and the Republican Party is nowhere to be found - Catturd
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 15, 2024 05:47 PM (/U5Yz)

They're like the Scottish nobility at Falkirk. They turn their horses and ride away.

Posted by: mrp at October 15, 2024 05:50 PM (rj6Yv)

83 "We'd rather you didn't.
Posted by: Squirrels for Trump 2024 "

Then get yer ass out there and vote!

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2024 05:50 PM (vFG9F)

84 >>Has Jimmy Carter weighed in?

__

Yes. 34 lbs., 8 oz. With the shroud.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 15, 2024 05:51 PM (bNf8H)

85 Rudy turned NYC around including by cleaning up Times Square so that tourists felt safer than they did back home.

Rudy should be revered but he's being hounded into bankruptcy.

The Left is evil. Never forget.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 15, 2024 05:51 PM (nFx0I)

86 BREAKING PRIORITY: The Army is redesigning its PT uniform: ‘If we’re going to be fit, then we’re also going to look good’

https://tinyurl.com/3uaj6yu9


Oh God.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 15, 2024 05:51 PM (/U5Yz)

87 I keep picturing a modern "west side story" between the old school black and Latino gangs in NYC, versus these new Venezuela punks.

It does not end well for the old school gangs. But the jazz hands are lovely.

Posted by: LizLem at October 15, 2024 05:51 PM (QAK8m)

88 The GOP is a worthless pile of crap. And I'm being generous.
Posted by: fd at October 15, 2024 05:45 PM


We understand your slight sense of frustration. The truth is, we just don't have the votes to be a worthwhile pile of crap.

But, it doesn't have to be that way, AND you can help change that. Rush a $15 contribution (with a handsome triple match, today only!) now, and we'll make sure there enough kernels that you can count, right after we retake the House, Senate, and Oval Office!

Rush $15 now!

Posted by: GOPe at October 15, 2024 05:51 PM (a3Q+t)

89 This story about Kamala's plagiarism wasn't an accident. And it won't be the last. Expect a daily drip.

Trump is inside their OODA loop and will be to Election Day. Hat tip to John Boyd, the original Maverick.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 15, 2024 05:51 PM (nFx0I)

90 I'm sure this has been harped on before, but we know how old they are because how? None of them arrived with passports or official documentation, so it behooves them to claim to be as young as possible, just like stud baseball prospects.
Albert Pujols looked 23 years old and claiming to be 18.
A hot prospect at 16 is an undrafted dud at 19.

Hi, welcome to criminal count, charges are a wee bit more severe if you are an adult. How old are you?

Uhhh......11?

Posted by: bensdad00 at October 15, 2024 05:51 PM (F/35S)

91 Bubba is a lot of things but he isn't stupid and he is a very good politician. He knew exactly what he was doing with that comment.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2024 05:48 PM (LkLld)

———-

I agree. But that assumes he’s not lost to dementia. I do think for sure he is doing his best to sabotage this oozing twat of a whore.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 15, 2024 05:52 PM (2MSGj)

92 Fire in the hole! Massive explosions and fireballs at Iranian oil port depot.

Posted by: M. Gaga at October 15, 2024 05:52 PM (ZtgZZ)

93 We must close the gun show loophole and institute universal background checks to stop ... illegal immigrant gang members from getting guns?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 15, 2024 05:52 PM (BuJJ2)

94 I should facebook my bazooka.
Jive turkey mudder fuggar.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 15, 2024 05:52 PM (J8LnB)

95 Don't worry, we'll be sure to step up and promise to cut Social Security and Medicare within two weeks. We'll even dress up in SS uniforms to do it. Our dear colleague Lindsey has been practicing in the mirror all morning

Posted by: the Republican Senate Committee at October 15, 2024 05:53 PM (gKWVE)

96 I want politicians to stop saying "on the ground." It sounds stupid.

Posted by: huerfano at October 15, 2024 05:53 PM (VGOMa)

97 88 The GOP is a worthless pile of crap

Hey! Don't insult piles of crap. They're good for fertilizer, growing mushrooms, comically filling convertibles in 1980's teen movies....

Posted by: bensdad00 at October 15, 2024 05:53 PM (F/35S)

98 wake me up when we get to "but it is good to have Venezuelan gangs robbing tourists in Times Square"

Back in the day, there were people who were complaining about the Disney-facation of Times Square (back when Disney wasn't pro-trans-evil), so I doubt you will get much of a nap.

Posted by: Chuck C at October 15, 2024 05:53 PM (yOPBE)

99 The GOP is a worthless pile of penguin crap.

"Hey! Don't insult piles of crap. They're good for fertilizer, growing mushrooms, comically filling convertibles in 1980's teen movies....
Posted by: bensdad00 "

Better?

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2024 05:54 PM (vFG9F)

100 >>> 86 BREAKING PRIORITY: The Army is redesigning its PT uniform: ‘If we’re going to be fit, then we’re also going to look good’

https://tinyurl.com/3uaj6yu9


Oh God.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 15, 2024 05:51 PM (/U5Yz)

They're going to all black? That will work *great* in the summer...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 15, 2024 05:54 PM (FnneF)

101 This story about Kamala's plagiarism wasn't an accident. And it won't be the last. Expect a daily drip.

Trump is inside their OODA loop and will be to Election Day. Hat tip to John Boyd, the original Maverick.
Posted by: Ignoramus
___

I felt like it should have been dropped a little sooner.

It's so infuriating that the only way we get stories out is from little known Twitter users.

If JD Vance had say plagiarized large swaths of Wikipedia, the Dems would have handed it to a few reporters and every major media outlet would have been on it the day he was picked as VP.

Posted by: Blago at October 15, 2024 05:54 PM (wMRY8)

102 To recycle the old joke, somewhere in an attic there's a portrait of Martha Radditz getting younger.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 15, 2024 05:54 PM (BuJJ2)

103 Raddatz personifies the bankruptcy of the Democrat Party. She views a "handful" of apartment buildings being taken over by a vicious Venezuelan gang as no biggie, because she lives over a thousand miles away, and will never see the problems the gang causes.

Now if the Venezuelans took over her apartment building, another story. If she's inconvenienced or feels threatened, then it's a BFD, and everyone needs to drop everything to address her problem.

But if it's a bunch of people far away - Americans, specifically - she couldn't care less.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 05:54 PM (YqDXo)

104 I remember Times Square before Rudy. Filthy sidewalks, filthy streets, hustlers handing out peep show tickets. People moving on in a hurry. Didn't have Venezuelan street thugs holding up tourists in broad daylight, though. Back then, there was always the problem of robbing The Wrong Guy.

Posted by: mrp at October 15, 2024 05:55 PM (rj6Yv)

105 91 Bubba is a lot of things but he isn't stupid and he is a very good politician. He knew exactly what he was doing with that comment.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2024 05:48 PM (LkLld)

———-

I agree. But that assumes he’s not lost to dementia. I do think for sure he is doing his best to sabotage this oozing twat of a whore.

Of course he is sabotaging her, how else will the tanned, rested and ready Hillary! campaign be historic and firsties in 2028?

Posted by: bensdad00 at October 15, 2024 05:55 PM (F/35S)

106 "They're going to all black? That will work *great* in the summer...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket"

Style knows no temperatures.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2024 05:55 PM (vFG9F)

107 Just my $0.02, but the dem’s sidelined Bubba. He was never given the status of “the wisened old sage of the party” and was disrespected and kicked to the curb by the Obozo crew (Bidened, so to speak). I don’t think it’s any more complicated than a very old man saying “F U” to the dem establishment.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at October 15, 2024 05:43 PM (qOZfj)

The Hillary crew didn't boost him much either.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2024 05:56 PM (n7h9X)

108 Honest question:

Is Jimmy Carter still alive?

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2024 05:56 PM (fV+MH)

109 They will need something to match the messenger bags and high heels.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2024 05:57 PM (vFG9F)

110
Disney Howard Stern

I watched a clip of Stern with harris and that wasn't the same man from 30 years ago. Same name, same look, same voice. But totally different character.

Just. Like. Star. Wars.

Disney Howard Stern.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 15, 2024 05:57 PM (iiUO4)

111 Clinton was the last Democrat president to at least pretend to care about illegal immigration and he acted on it. Even Biden was vocally against illegals when he was in the Senate but he sold out to join Obama.

The commies run the Democrat Party now but old school Democrats aren't completely gone. Clinton knows if Harris gets elected illegal immigration is going to get much worse.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2024 05:58 PM (LkLld)

112 99 The GOP is a worthless pile of penguin crap.

"Hey! Don't insult piles of crap. They're good for fertilizer, growing mushrooms, comically filling convertibles in 1980's teen movies....
Posted by: bensdad00 "

Better?

Yes. Penguin crap is only good for penguin crap fights, where two people each hold a penguin, aim it at each other, and see who can inducing .... firing...first.

Cuz that's a thing penguins do, projectile shit.

Posted by: bensdad00 at October 15, 2024 05:58 PM (F/35S)

113 Is Jimmy Carter still alive?

Posted by: eleven

Last pic I saw of him, he didn't look alive alive.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2024 05:58 PM (WXNFJ)

114 "Is Jimmy Carter still alive?

Posted by: eleven"

He said he was sticking around so he could vote for Camela. Today was the first day of early voting in Georgia, so it could be as soon as tomorrow.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2024 05:58 PM (vFG9F)

115 Clinton does not have dementia. Sum Bitch knows exactly what he was doing. He obviously does not like Kamala, and is pissed he has to campaign for the imbecile.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 15, 2024 05:58 PM (pohLc)

116 Honest question:

Is Jimmy Carter still alive?

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2024 05:56 PM (fV+MH)

That’s what they say. But when they wheeled him outside to look at something up in the sky recently he looked like a corpse. He never moved once in the video I saw… it was grotesque and undignified

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 15, 2024 05:59 PM (WdMlw)

117 the *important* thing about the clinton quote i've heard all over the place is that he says we need immigrants because americans aren't having enough babies.

which is tantamount to saying "abortion is bad, 'mkay?"

but everybody gets stuck on the laken riley acknowledgement and doesn't even notice.

Posted by: anachronda at October 15, 2024 05:59 PM (sGtp+)

118 >>> Rudy turned NYC around including by cleaning up Times Square so that tourists felt safer than they did back home. Rudy should be revered but he's being hounded into bankruptcy. The Left is evil. Never forget. Posted by: Ignoramus

I've mentioned this before... the museum of the city of New York is a museum entirely devoted to NYC history. Really great museum. They have a video to sum up the city's history, narrated by Stanley Tucci.

They do mention the decline of the city in the 60s and 70s, and the increase of violence. When they get to the Giuliani years... nothing about how he led a crackdown on crime. Nothing on his legacy and how he helped clean up the city and saved it from becoming another hellhole of death like Chicago, Detroit, Baltimore.

What does the video credit to the revival and the new renaissance of the city? Basically something like "the people took their city back."

What the hell does that even mean? Not just no, but hell no.

Rudy's own city has decided to whitewash him from its history. They deserve whatever happens to them. But god help the innocents murdered in the meantime.

Posted by: LizLem at October 15, 2024 05:59 PM (QAK8m)

119 Holy crap. J.D. Vance is fucking AWESOME!!!

You guys, I never have said that about a politician. he is a fucking rock star.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 15, 2024 05:59 PM (Ad8y9)

120 I keep picturing a modern "west side story" between the old school black and Latino gangs in NYC, versus these new Venezuela punks.

It does not end well for the old school gangs. But the jazz hands are lovely.


Posted by: LizLem at October 15, 2024 05:51 PM

Is there no mafia left in NYC? Aren't there any local NYC gangs who don't want foreign gangs taking over their city? Wasn't there a case of Chicago gangs fighting back against the illegal alien gangs in Chicago?

And if the illegal alien gangs don't get prosecuted for their crimes, does this mean that if New Yorkers exhibit some NYC justice, maybe a little Rooftop Korean justice, that the NYC cops will look the other way on that as well?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 15, 2024 06:00 PM (P5BPp)

121 Clinton also confirmed the “great replacement” theory is in fact the plan.
Justified by low birth rate in America.


How could that be, Mr. Safe Legal and Rare Abortion Prezzy???

Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2024 06:00 PM (Hkcdp)

122 "Last pic I saw of him, he didn't look alive alive.
Posted by: Tonypete "


So like Princess Bride alive?

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2024 06:00 PM (fV+MH)

123 Martha is so grouchy

Posted by: Don Black, reminding you to winterize your sprinkler system at October 15, 2024 06:00 PM (/7KEl)

124 >>>Soldiers with the 1st Sustainment Command participate in a plyometric cardio circuit on Aug. 28, 2015.
Army photo by Staff Sgt. Josephine Pride.
_taskandpurpose
--------------

Tell me that's a parody site.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2024 06:01 PM (jyGs/)

125 Just my $0.02, but the dem’s sidelined Bubba. He was never given the status of “the wisened old sage of the party” and was disrespected and kicked to the curb by the Obozo crew (Bidened, so to speak). I don’t think it’s any more complicated than a very old man saying “F U” to the dem establishment.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at October 15, 2024 05:43 PM (qOZfj)

The Hillary crew didn't boost him much either.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2024 05:56 PM


And yet if they had listened to his campaign advice in 2016 hillary would have been elected President.


Good thing they pushed him to the curb.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 15, 2024 06:01 PM (QNSds)

126 Notice how for this big fact checking “journalist” that if the mayor says something, it is automatically true. No further investigation or proof required.

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 15, 2024 06:01 PM (i7Q7S)

127 108 Honest question:

Is Jimmy Carter still alive?

Posted by: eleven


------------------

Right now was are still deciding. Polls say his death will help Harris, but the distraction might take too much time from the campaign trail and hurt the down ticket races.

Once the consultants have reached a consensus we will let you know. We have a Dr. on standby with a vial of morphine just in case (or, another Dr. with heart/lung machine as the case may be.)

-DNC

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 15, 2024 06:01 PM (EPN98)

128 >>Clinton does not have dementia. Sum Bitch knows exactly what he was doing. He obviously does not like Kamala, and is pissed he has to campaign for the imbecile.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 15, 2024 05:58 PM

They could have called in Hillary as a sub, gotten her off his ass.

Posted by: huerfano at October 15, 2024 06:02 PM (VGOMa)

129 106 "They're going to all black? That will work *great* in the summer...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket"

Style knows no temperatures.
Posted by: fd



As long as its a tuck friendly design. Perhaps assless?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 15, 2024 06:02 PM (/U5Yz)

130
The devil went down to Georgia
Looking for a soul to steal
He passed Jimmy Carter by
Cause they already made a deal

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2024 06:02 PM (vFG9F)

131 100 >>> 86 BREAKING PRIORITY: The Army is redesigning its PT uniform: ‘If we’re going to be fit, then we’re also going to look good’

https://tinyurl.com/3uaj6yu9


Oh God.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 15, 2024 05:51 PM (/U5Yz)

They're going to all black? That will work *great* in the summer...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 15, 2024 05:54 PM (FnneF)
***

Because style over substance.
That is what matters.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2024 06:02 PM (W/lyH)

132 No reporter should ever get away with saying, “Let me stop you right there!”

The f’k you are.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2024 06:02 PM (AxhV2)

133 81 Martha Radish is almost as hideous as Admiral Rachel (I mean Richard) Levine

Bubba is looking really rickety but I bet he could run a much better campaign than komrade Kamala
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 15, 2024 05:50 PM (WdMlw)

If Garrison Keillior ditched the glasses and donned a wig and a skirt, you'd get Martha Raddatz.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 15, 2024 06:02 PM (NzKzT)

134 119 Holy crap. J.D. Vance is fucking AWESOME!!!

You guys, I never have said that about a politician. he is a fucking rock star.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American


IF and that's a BIG IF, If Trump wins and is allowed to hold office for four years and we get eight years of JD, we may just yet turn this ship around.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2024 06:03 PM (1GRHN)

135 Holy crap. J.D. Vance is fucking AWESOME!!!

You guys, I never have said that about a politician. he is a fucking rock star.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

If one grows up a hillbilly, becomes a Marine, attends OSU without becoming a deranged Buck-nut, and then attends Yale and defends himself from all the bigoted asshoes there, you can be pretty sure he's made of mighty stern stuff.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2024 06:03 PM (WXNFJ)

136 Urban camo yoga pants. You know they want it.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2024 06:03 PM (vFG9F)

137 Notice how for this big fact checking “journalist” that if the mayor says something, it is automatically true. No further investigation or proof required.
Posted by: Jay in PA at October 15, 2024 06:01 PM (i7Q7S)

Only when it suits them. They aren't being nice to Vance or Trump

Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2024 06:03 PM (n7h9X)

138 I keep picturing a modern "west side story" between the old school black and Latino gangs in NYC, versus these new Venezuela punks.
__________________

Hope for casualties.

Notice that none of the gangs are white. Hmmm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:04 PM (YqDXo)

139 No reporter should ever get away with saying, “Let me stop you right there!”
_______________

Shut up Raddatz. A white man is talking. You listen respectfully.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:04 PM (YqDXo)

140 Martha Raddatz looks well past her "Best If Used By" date.

Posted by: wth at October 15, 2024 06:05 PM (v0R5T)

141 I could give 2 figs if teen “migrant” gangs terrorize NYC. They voted for this. Enjoy the decline.

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 15, 2024 06:05 PM (i7Q7S)

142 "West Side Gory" is what they will get.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2024 06:05 PM (vFG9F)

143 Carter's carcass should be impaled on a buoy and placed right smack dab in the middle of the Panama Canal. Ships can dump their bilges and black tanks as they pass him.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 15, 2024 06:05 PM (/U5Yz)

144 JD Vance 2028

Posted by: wth at October 15, 2024 06:05 PM (v0R5T)

145 86 BREAKING PRIORITY: The Army is redesigning its PT uniform: ‘If we’re going to be fit, then we’re also going to look good’

https://tinyurl.com/3uaj6yu9

Oh God.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 15, 2024 05:51 PM (/U5Yz)

Our PT uniform was fatigue pants, t-shirt and combat boots.

Posted by: javems at October 15, 2024 06:05 PM (8I4hW)

146 Martha Radish is almost as hideous as Admiral Rachel (I mean Richard Rocky) Levine

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:05 PM (YqDXo)

147 I miss the days when we thought Bill Clinton was the worst thing America had ever gone through.

We really had no idea what real corruption looked like until Obama's Chicago crew got elected.

Posted by: Blago at October 15, 2024 06:05 PM (wMRY8)

148 If you haven't see it, Pug, watch the U Tube of Vance fishing with the Ruthless podcast. Then watch Timmy trying to load a shotgun for comic relief.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 15, 2024 06:05 PM (gfViB)

149 So like Princess Bride alive?
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2024 06:00 PM (fV+MH)

He was on the cart

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 15, 2024 06:05 PM (/6GbT)

150 BREAKING PRIORITY: The Army is redesigning its PT uniform: ‘If we’re going to be fit, then we’re also going to look good’

https://tinyurl.com/3uaj6yu9

Oh God.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 15, 2024 05:51 PM (/U5Yz)


---------------

At least they weren't all wearing thongs, which is what I was expecting.

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 15, 2024 06:06 PM (QvMr0)

151 Martha finds a handful of apartments taken over by illegals to be tolerable

she probably lives behind a lot of security, the kind that comes from wealth

Posted by: Don Black, reminding you to winterize your sprinkler system at October 15, 2024 06:06 PM (/7KEl)

152 143 Carter's carcass should be impaled on a buoy and placed right smack dab in the middle of the Panama Canal. Ships can dump their bilges and black tanks as they pass him.
Posted by: Maj. Healey


You keep your trash out of our canal, slaves.

Posted by: CCP at October 15, 2024 06:06 PM (EPN98)

153 I keep picturing a modern "west side story" between the old school black and Latino gangs in NYC, versus these new Venezuela punks.
__________________


When you are Tren du Aragua,
you're Aragua all the way
From your first dime bag,
To your last dying day.

*snaps fingers*

Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2024 06:06 PM (W/lyH)

154 If Garrison Keillior ditched the glasses and donned a wig and a skirt, you'd get Martha Raddatz.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 15, 2024 06:02 PM (NzKzT)
________________

As it is, he's a ringer for Dwight Schrute.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:06 PM (YqDXo)

155 Ace-thanks for that clip with Vance and the Cryptkeeper (lol!). I had not seen that, and again, he puts on a masterclass of dealing with the media.

And I'm so glad Team Trump isn't going soft and saying something like "millions of immigrants are coming over the border, and most of them just want jobs, blah blah blah"(spit). They are staying on point and calling out the horrible consequences.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 15, 2024 06:07 PM (NMT5x)

156 "Wasn't there a case of Chicago gangs fighting back against the illegal alien gangs in Chicago?"

Or Hell's Angels (?) riding to combat the Venezuelan terrorists? idk much about real gang life, but it seems the foreign gangs are more willing to butcher and brutalize than the American (gone soft?) gangs.

American gangs ... in bed with unions to do soft terror. Foreign gangs more prepared for warfare, and don't mind killing Americans, or bribing and threatening politicians. .. It's a dirty world after all, it's a dirty dirty world.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 15, 2024 06:07 PM (Cus5s)

157 140 Martha Raddatz looks well past her "Best If Used By" date.
Posted by: wth at October 15, 2024 06:05 PM (v0R5T)

She needs to retire and let some crypt keeper looking bitch of color take over.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2024 06:07 PM (AxhV2)

158 >>> Back in the day, there were people who were complaining about the Disney-facation of Times Square (back when Disney wasn't pro-trans-evil), so I doubt you will get much of a nap.

There were people complaining after Times Square got cleaned up that the whole city was losing its "character." They bemoaned the new era of NY.

I'm sorry. But I think being able to go out at night and feel safe trumps keeping your seedy porn theaters and your drugs and trash.

My sibling in NYC, when they moved there, could ride the subway at night and feel quite safe. Even alone. Now they will only take Ubers at night.

It the hardened locals feel that way, and the tourists start worrying about being help up in times square, which should be the safest spot in NYC... yikes.

Posted by: LizLem at October 15, 2024 06:07 PM (QAK8m)

159 >Soldiers with the 1st Sustainment Command participate in a...



anybody know wtf that means?

Posted by: Don Black, reminding you to winterize your sprinkler system at October 15, 2024 06:08 PM (/7KEl)

160 BREAKING PRIORITY: The Army is redesigning its PT uniform: ‘If we’re going to be fit, then we’re also going to look good’
________________

So now the Army is going all-in on fashion.

Thank God for the Marines.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:08 PM (YqDXo)

161 "Jake E. Lee, Ozzy Osbourne's former guitarist, was shot multiple times as he walked his dog in Las Vegas on Tuesday. "

Probably Mormons.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2024 06:08 PM (vFG9F)

162 Sometimes I think JD Vance is the Trump whisperer - what he says in his loud, confused way, is what Vance explains calmly and logically.
Posted by: El Mariachi

I think of Vance as the counterbalance to Trump. Look at both debate performances. Both wildly unfair as they both had to debate 3 people but Vance kept his cool while Trump let Harris bait him and got angry.

Posted by: Cheri at October 15, 2024 06:08 PM (oiNtH)

163 I miss the days when we thought Bill Clinton was the worst thing America had ever gone through.

We really had no idea what real corruption looked like until Obama's Chicago crew got elected.
Posted by: Blago at October 15, 2024 06:05 PM (wMRY

Clinton post Lewinsky governed more Republican than most Republican presidents of recent vintage.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2024 06:08 PM (n7h9X)

164 The gang, based in a Manhattan migrant shelter, consists of nearly 24 members

OK, 50 or 100 merits saying 'consists of nearly X members' but not 24. So is it 23? 23.5?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore. sono tutti ladri o banditi at October 15, 2024 06:08 PM (qfLjt)

165 Martha Raddatz looks well past her "Best If Used By" date.
Posted by: wth at October 15, 2024 06:05 PM (v0R5T)
_________________

Which was probably about 75 years ago.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:08 PM (YqDXo)

166 > Martha Raddatz looks well past her "Best If Used By" date.
----


I bet she was a minx back in the day though

Posted by: Don Black, reminding you to winterize your sprinkler system at October 15, 2024 06:09 PM (/7KEl)

167 Some of you are going to have to die or be raped. And that is a sacrifice I am prepared to make

Posted by: Lord Farquhar Harris at October 15, 2024 06:09 PM (oZhjI)

168 Our PT uniform was fatigue pants, t-shirt and combat boots.
Posted by: javems at October 15, 2024 06:05 PM (8I4hW)


Yup.
And I had a kid in my Company who could do the two mile run so equipped, in 8:22. In Tennis shoes, he was sub 8 minutes.
Bad news, his GT score was 64. Yeah, had to Chapter him out.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2024 06:09 PM (W/lyH)

169 But it's limited, just one part of NYC they're taking over, right? So what's the big deal?

Plus, as noted by others, this is what NYC votes for (enthusiastically, fanatically, to the point of mental illness). And tens of millions of other Americans, probably a majority. Ignorance, bigotry, stupidity, and voting based thereon have consequences.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2024 06:10 PM (GcNJ2)

170 There were people complaining after Times Square got cleaned up that the whole city was losing its "character." They bemoaned the new era of NY.
_______________

I bet there was a bunch of people bemoaning that in Fallujah, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:10 PM (YqDXo)

171 82 We’re in the middle of the most important election in US history to save the USA - and the Republican Party is nowhere to be found - Catturd
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 15, 2024 05:47 PM (/U5Yz)

———

I watch stuff on YouTube a lot and there are very few Republican ads except of Trump ads, but there are a shit ton of Dem ads.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 15, 2024 06:10 PM (jmMtJ)

172 Clinton post Lewinsky governed more Republican than most Republican presidents of recent vintage.

That's back when Democrat presidential incumbents were worried about winning elections by appealing to voters instead of just manufacturing the votes.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 15, 2024 06:10 PM (oZhjI)

173 They could have called in Hillary as a sub, gotten her off his ass.
Posted by: huerfano
_________

With her new breast implants. Except they put them in the wrong place:

https://tinyurl.com/5bmv8bvb

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 15, 2024 06:10 PM (Dm8we)

174 31 If Martha Radditz and James Carville had children together ...

Posted by: mrp at October 15, 2024 05:39 PM (rj6Yv)


The result would be the humanoid (?) depicted in the still shot for a YouTube clip in last Sunday's Gun Thread (scroll down a little)

https://ace.mu.nu/archives/411897.php#411897

Posted by: Gref at October 15, 2024 06:11 PM (aBgBM)

175 Yet, a "just a handful" of people standing quietly and praying outside an abortion clinic--one, not a handful--required the full attention of the DOJ, a early-morning raid, federal charges and a multi-year prison sentences.

A "just a handful" of grandmas wandering around the Capital for "just a handful" of hours required the full mobilization of the FBI, special DOJ taskforces to prosecute, an extra billion dollars in funding, a nationwide manhunt for those ragin' gannies, solitary confinement for the arrested and decade-long prison sentences handed down by their kangaroo court.

I'm keen to wonder the response if "just a handful" of Democrat politicians were to be treated to that kind of hospitality the people of Aurora are receiving, that Martha says is no big deal?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 15, 2024 06:11 PM (BuJJ2)

176 Posted by: Don Black, reminding you to winterize your sprinkler system
......

I was just thinking: "I wonder if I should winterize my sprinkler system".

Posted by: wth at October 15, 2024 06:11 PM (v0R5T)

177 And I had a kid in my Company who could do the two mile run so equipped, in 8:22. In Tennis shoes, he was sub 8 minutes.
Bad news, his GT score was 64. Yeah, had to Chapter him out.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2024 06:09 PM (W/lyH)
_________________

Diverse?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:11 PM (YqDXo)

178 Heh! The MSM is referring to what Clinton said as a gaff. It was not.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 15, 2024 06:12 PM (pohLc)

179 "Foreign gangs more prepared for warfare, and don't mind killing Americans, or bribing and threatening politicians. .. It's a dirty world after all, it's a dirty dirty world.
Posted by: illiniwek"

There are people here, and coming here, that behead other people as a matter of habit. They would just as soon do it to you as anyone else.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2024 06:12 PM (vFG9F)

180 wait, these young thugs have guns!? I was assured that this would be unpossible under NYC's stringent gun control laws! My gob is smacked, my flabber gasted!

Posted by: butch at October 15, 2024 06:13 PM (naGpX)

181 Martha Raddatz looks well past her "Best If Used By" date.
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I bet she was a minx back in the day though
Posted by: Don Black, reminding you to winterize your sprinkler system at October 15, 2024 06:09 PM (/7KEl)
***

Pass.
When her upper lip moves the vertical scowl lines on her forehead show up. Permanent resting bitch face.
Can't drink that attractive.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2024 06:13 PM (W/lyH)

182 I wanted the quote where JD said the correct number of apartment complexes in America to be taken over is "none".

Posted by: sal, who watches way too much TCM at October 15, 2024 06:13 PM (f+FmA)

183 176 Posted by: Don Black, reminding you to winterize your sprinkler system
......

I was just thinking: "I wonder if I should winterize my sprinkler system".
Posted by: wth


Proactive people like yourselves make me sick.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 15, 2024 06:13 PM (/U5Yz)

184 If Martha Radditz and James Carville had children together ...

Posted by: mrp at October 15, 2024 05:39 PM (rj6Yv)


Martha and James look like they found the One Ring 200 years ago

Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2024 06:13 PM (n7h9X)

185 I found younger pictures of Martha Raddatz. She does look better but has a serious case of RBF

Posted by: 18-1 at October 15, 2024 06:13 PM (oZhjI)

186 With her new breast implants. Except they put them in the wrong place:

https://tinyurl.com/5bmv8bvb
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
.......

Tune in for tonight's episode of Botched.

Posted by: wth at October 15, 2024 06:14 PM (v0R5T)

187 "I found younger pictures of Martha Raddatz. She does look better but has a serious case of RBF
Posted by: 18-1 "

She's the definition of a sour-puss.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2024 06:15 PM (vFG9F)

188 JD Vance 2028

Posted by: wth at October 15, 2024 06:05 PM (v0R5T)

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Repeal the 22nd Amendment: Vance '28, '32, '36, '40, '44, '48, '52, '56, '60, and '64.

Otherwise, JD Vance/DJT, Jr. 2028!

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 15, 2024 06:15 PM (5gbPW)

189 @155 >>>Ace-thanks for that clip with Vance and the Cryptkeeper (lol!). I had not seen that, and again, he puts on a masterclass of dealing with the media.
******
Vance is way too smart for those “news readers” but their hubris drives them the try and better Vance, they can’t and won’t. That’s why they hate him as much as PDJT, Trump and Vance are better and smarter than they are and they know it.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at October 15, 2024 06:15 PM (qOZfj)

190 Diverse?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:11 PM (YqDXo)


Yes.
Nice enough kid...just not "there" at all.
I got his recruiter fired over his enlistment too. Someone that handicapped would get troops killed.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2024 06:15 PM (W/lyH)

191 I was just thinking: "I wonder if I should winterize my sprinkler system".
Posted by: wth

Proactive people like yourselves make me sick.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 15, 2024 06:13 PM (/U5Yz)
_______________

I just flushed my water heater, tested the temperature-pressure valve, and replaced the sacrificial anode (which I do annually because SD water is crap) on my 19 year old water heater.

Feel sicker now?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:16 PM (YqDXo)

192 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 15, 2024 06:16 PM (J8ZnU)

193 For those who think the Task & Purpose Army PT article is parody or satire, it's not. Here's the source, which has some other, ah, interesting comments by the Command Sergeant Major of the Army:

https://tinyurl.com/5n9xzavf

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2024 06:16 PM (a3Q+t)

194 "That’s why they hate him as much as PDJT, Trump and Vance are better and smarter than they are and they know it.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly"

As with the majority of the GOP. They hate them for rocking the boat.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2024 06:16 PM (vFG9F)

195 If I had some very nice real estate in DC, I'd have to wonder about the downstream (upstream) effects of destroying the country where it was located.

I think it's obvious they are paying big money to local pols to take illegals. Maybe their is no blowback.

Have you seen that picture of Raddatz house? Have you ever been in the DC suburbs? Good lord.

Posted by: meh at October 15, 2024 06:17 PM (EkJwg)

196 >>Yes.
Nice enough kid...just not "there" at all.
I got his recruiter fired over his enlistment too. Someone that handicapped would get troops killed.

Could he play ping pong?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2024 06:17 PM (LkLld)

197 Imagine the response of a Pence, a GOPe dolt, or such that all the NeverTrump and Reasonable Republicans were demanding Trump should have picked instead of Vance?

I wonder if you can neuter and bitchify ChatGPT enough to model the eunuch GOPe response?

1) accept the false premise without question
2) apologize for the premise
3) try to talk about amnesty and corporate tax cuts as a remedy to any question.
4) beg the host to have you on again.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 15, 2024 06:17 PM (BuJJ2)

198 190 Diverse?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:11 PM (YqDXo)

Yes.
Nice enough kid...just not "there" at all.
I got his recruiter fired over his enlistment too. Someone that handicapped would get troops killed.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2024 06:15 PM (W/lyH)
_______________

Safe bet. Highly athletic, dumb as a rock.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:18 PM (YqDXo)

199 Clint Eastwood's daughter Francesca is arrested for 'beating up her boyfriend and leaving him injured'
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the guy just would not get off the lawn

Posted by: Don Black, reminding you to winterize your sprinkler system at October 15, 2024 06:18 PM (/7KEl)

200 I just flushed my water heater, tested the temperature-pressure valve, and replaced the sacrificial anode (which I do annually because SD water is crap) on my 19 year old water heater.

Feel sicker now?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Yes.

I need to winterize my irrigation system as well. The thing is, the shutoff valve coming from the main is questionable. Every year I wait for the thing to either snap off in my hand or blowout.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 15, 2024 06:19 PM (/U5Yz)

201 Yes.
Nice enough kid...just not "there" at all.
I got his recruiter fired over his enlistment too. Someone that handicapped would get troops killed.
Posted by: Diogenes
________

That two mile time - you sure about that? There's only been two sub 8 minute times in history.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 15, 2024 06:19 PM (Dm8we)

202 >>> Repeal the 22nd Amendment: Vance '28, '32, '36, '40, '44, '48, '52, '56, '60, and '64.

As much as I love him, nope. The pro Democrat congress passed that after FDR's death for a good reason.

Vance needs to train a MAGA heir apparent as his VP, then THEY take on the mantle. No more of this Reagan having a Bushie or a Cheney as a VP nonsense, so his agenda dies and someone like a Clinton or an Obama rises. Solid MAGA or none.

Maybe Vivek, but I still don't trust anyone yet.

Posted by: LizLem at October 15, 2024 06:19 PM (QAK8m)

203 Nice enough kid...just not "there" at all.
I got his recruiter fired over his enlistment too. Someone that handicapped would get troops killed.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2024 06:15 PM (W/lyH)
_______________

McNamara's Morons, part deux.

McNamara was dumb enough to think that showing videos to the ... uh ... mentally challenged would bring them up to speed.

Sure, Bob, go with that. Makes me think he wasn't too bright himself.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:19 PM (YqDXo)

204 Re: killed. Friends and I use "kilt" and "muderd". Seems to work fine, for now.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 15, 2024 06:20 PM (tP2NA)

205 Don’t get me started, we had a guy on my boat last name was Wright. His nickname was Not.

Nearly killed himself with the trash compactor, blew the shit tank on himself twice, and got a red sounding in the deepest part of the Atlantic. We only put him on the Fathometer to keep him busy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2024 06:21 PM (AxhV2)

206 Their is no strength like that in proofreading.

Posted by: meh at October 15, 2024 06:21 PM (EkJwg)

207 Did I miss it? We're not even going to talk about the shoes those kids are wearing?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 15, 2024 06:21 PM (pIfcn)

208 Did I miss it? We're not even going to talk about the shoes those kids are wearing?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 15, 2024 06:21 PM (pIfcn)

I assume we paid for those shoes.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2024 06:23 PM (n7h9X)

209 > I bet there was a bunch of people bemoaning that in Fallujah, too.
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Better chance of cleaning up that shithole over NYC.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 15, 2024 06:23 PM (Q4IgG)

210 Oh, and he plugged his EAB into itself and passed out and dropped a shotgun into the river.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2024 06:23 PM (AxhV2)

211 Video re McNamara's Morons:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J2VwFDV4-g

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:27 PM (YqDXo)

212 McNamara's Morons, part deux.

McNamara was dumb enough to think that showing videos to the ... uh ... mentally challenged would bring them up to speed.

Sure, Bob, go with that. Makes me think he wasn't too bright himself.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
--------------------

Didn't he come up with the kill ratio? A kill for every so many bullets fired.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2024 06:27 PM (jyGs/)

213 Didn't he come up with the kill ratio? A kill for every so many bullets fired.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2024 06:27 PM (jyGs/)
_________________

War run by an accountant. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:29 PM (YqDXo)

214 208 Did I miss it? We're not even going to talk about the shoes those kids are wearing?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 15, 2024 06:21 PM (pIfcn)

I assume we paid for those shoes.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2024 06:23 PM (n7h9X)

One kid's wearing slippers and, maybe it's just my monitor, but I swear the kid in front is wearing crocs.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 15, 2024 06:29 PM (pIfcn)

215 And I had a kid in my Company who could do the two mile run so equipped, in 8:22. In Tennis shoes, he was sub 8 minutes.
Bad news, his GT score was 64. Yeah, had to Chapter him out.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2024 06:09 PM (W/lyH)

I did 7:56 once in basic training. Running with a guy who made it look easy.
A week later I had a fractured hip.
A year and a half later I got back into the 9's but never below.
Did almost a year on a dead man's profile that went in and out of legitimacy as doctors saw fit. First PT during expiration was a 14:46 which kept me in but it fucking hurt. Then different doctor "I GAVE YOU A PROFILE!!!" Back on for another 6 months.
Got me all the cool jobs they wanted to send a useless guy on.

Posted by: Reforger at October 15, 2024 06:30 PM (xcIvR)

216 That two mile time - you sure about that? There's only been two sub 8 minute times in history.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 15, 2024 06:19 PM (Dm8we)

Bullshit.

Posted by: Reforger at October 15, 2024 06:31 PM (xcIvR)

217 Bill Clinton was listened to by the whiz kids in his own wifes campaign. I believe it was people from the Dem party in Wisconsin that called him and said they weren't getting any directions from Hillary's crew.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 15, 2024 06:32 PM (vS8VI)

218 216 That two mile time - you sure about that? There's only been two sub 8 minute times in history.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 15, 2024 06:19 PM (Dm8we)

Bullshit.

Posted by: Reforger at October 15, 2024 06:31 PM (xcIvR)
_________________

Two four-minute miles in a row? That alone is hard to believe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:33 PM (YqDXo)

219 Cont, Bill went to campaign manager Mook and told him about the complaints. Mook said it's not a big deal Wisconsin was in the bag. And the rest is history.
Say what you want about Bubba but he knew how politics works and that it is local

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 15, 2024 06:33 PM (vS8VI)

220 Should have said wasn't listened to

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 15, 2024 06:35 PM (vS8VI)

221 Cont, Bill went to campaign manager Mook and told him about the complaints. Mook said it's not a big deal Wisconsin was in the bag. And the rest is history.
Say what you want about Bubba but he knew how politics works and that it is local

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 15, 2024 06:33 PM (vS8VI)
_______________

Bubba was reportedly so incensed that he went onto the roof of a building and threw his cell phone off of it.

I wonder if Hillarhoid ever reflected on her decision to make a Brooklyn faggot her campaign manager.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:36 PM (YqDXo)

222 World record for two miles is just under 8:00, but keep choking that chicken.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 15, 2024 06:39 PM (nFx0I)

223 Carter = Solvent Green.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 15, 2024 06:39 PM (J8LnB)

224 Damning people with faint praise:

Our mayor recently endorsed a gal for a public office, claiming she was an effective team builder on the Public Art subcommittee.

I'm really impressed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 06:40 PM (YqDXo)

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