Fake Comedy Program SNL Knocks Harris For Saying Nothing But "I Grew Up in a Middle Class Family"

I can't really recommend it because, like most of SNL, it's, what's the word?, not funny.

Well, Dana Carvey's Joe Biden impression is funny, but he's not SNL any longer. And of course he's created that impression on his own, doing his own stuff.

I guess it has some value, if at all, in letting us know that the left sees Kamala Harris slipping away too.

BRUTAL 😂

Even SNL is roasting Kamala for always saying ‘I was raised in a middle class family’

pic.twitter.com/vQQ1udmoQj
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) October 13, 2024

Funnier was this debate between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris on Gutfeld. This Trump impression is good.

Nate Bargatze returned to SNL a couple of weeks ago and did another George Washington sketch. If you didn't see that one, here it is:

Here's the sequel. It's not as good and it cost $200 million.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:00 PM

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Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, non ho trovato la sveglia #13 at October 14, 2024 05:00 PM (qfLjt)

2 Those guys are so funny! When did they lose Buck Henry?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2024 05:01 PM (D7oie)

3 Saw the Gutfeld on.. Hilarious

Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2024 05:01 PM (IyPmt)

4 I can't really recommend it because, like most of SNL, it's, what's the word?, not funny.

Then Trevor Noah needs to get in on this, stat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2024 05:02 PM (guGkK)

5
My prediction still stands: SNL will have a "surprise" appearance of jalama harris before the election and do everything they can to make her look good.

I think they did it for bill clinton's ugly wife in October 2016.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 14, 2024 05:02 PM (cRMoH)

6 Well it is her go to line in every ' interview '

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2024 05:03 PM (HOlMV)

7 It is possible that Harris just is not all that smart.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 14, 2024 05:04 PM (Q8IAj)

8 Did she have a nice lawn?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2024 05:04 PM (63Dwl)

9 "Would you like to make that a meal?"

Posted by: Kommula Harris, Man of the People at October 14, 2024 05:04 PM (guGkK)

10 >>>Funnier was this debate between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris on Gutfeld. This Trump impression is good.

That's gold. Both of them do a really good job.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2024 05:04 PM (i24o9)

11 So Kamala says she worked at McDonalds when she was in HS ? She lived in Canada from 12 to 18 I believe.. So she worked Canadian McDonalds ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2024 05:04 PM (IyPmt)

12 SNL died with Phil Hartman.

Same as the Simpsons.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2024 05:05 PM (i0B+i)

13 How many decades ago was SNL funny?

Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2024 05:05 PM (xJEPL)

14 My prediction still stands: SNL will have a "surprise" appearance of jalama harris before the election and do everything they can to make her look good.

I think they did it for bill clinton's ugly wife in October 2016.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 14, 2024 05:02 PM (cRMoH)

will she say more than, "Sock it to me?"

Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2024 05:05 PM (D7oie)

15
Lorne Michael is obviously a Klan member racist and a sexist.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 14, 2024 05:05 PM (+oR7L)

16 "Would you like to make that a meal?"
Posted by: Kommula Harris, Man of the People at October 14, 2024 05:04 PM (guGkK)

"Would you like fries with that? A blow job?"

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 14, 2024 05:05 PM (VNX3d)

17 SNL hasnt been funny in like 40 years

thats much longer than my 29 years of existence

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at October 14, 2024 05:05 PM (M7vhK)

18
Notice how SNL didn't make harris a "lush" in this skit as they did previously.

And the remark about her raising a billion dollars (from whom??) and not being way up in the polls isn't meant as a dig -- it's implying that "everyone" wants her to win so why isn't she, like, leading by 80 points.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 14, 2024 05:05 PM (cRMoH)

19 "I was born a poor black child."

Posted by: Kommula Harris, Man of the People at October 14, 2024 05:06 PM (guGkK)

20 It is possible that Harris just is not all that smart.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 14, 2024 05:04 PM (Q8IAj)

She is the epitome of every single dumbass DEI hire everyone has had to deal with in their lives.

Nobody wants to reward that.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2024 05:06 PM (i24o9)

21 1 hour to go for supposed start time, doubt Trump shos up before 7. Kristy Noem is here as well text messages said.

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2024 05:06 PM (HOlMV)

22
Serious question for the mens: If you were to design your perfect house, would you install a Urinal in your bathroom?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 14, 2024 05:06 PM (cRMoH)

23 Maya Rudolph is still on SNL?

That's a shame. She's good. Also purdy.

Posted by: Maya Rudolph Appreciation Society at October 14, 2024 05:06 PM (h/5hh)

24
A Drive-In Kitchen Garage, too?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 14, 2024 05:07 PM (cRMoH)

25
I used to laugh at Bill Hader's SNL skits where he was Stefon.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 14, 2024 05:07 PM (+oR7L)

26 Maya Rudolph is still on SNL?

She was good in Idiocracy

Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2024 05:07 PM (IyPmt)

27 5
My prediction still stands: SNL will have a "surprise" appearance of jalama harris before the election and do everything they can to make her look good.

I think they did it for bill clinton's ugly wife in October 2016.
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Killary was an actual traditional candidate--since 2020- both Biden and now Kamala run virtual campaigns with very limited interactions.

I can see a pre recorded cameo but little other than that.

If Kamala was an actress, she could never meet the performance bar of even the large roster of lame Not Ready for Prime Time Players.

Simply put--all mouth, no brain.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2024 05:07 PM (bt/Nj)

28 Serious question for the mens: If you were to design your perfect house, would you install a Urinal in your bathroom?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 14, 2024 05:06 PM (cRMoH)

In the garage, if suburban. If rural, the world is your urinal.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2024 05:07 PM (i24o9)

29 I am starting to believe that the school bus is circling the Venn diagram.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2024 05:07 PM (guGkK)

30 11 So Kamala says she worked at McDonalds when she was in HS ? She lived in Canada from 12 to 18 I believe.. So she worked Canadian McDonalds ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2024 05:04 PM (IyPmt)

It was McDowels... with their signature Burger the Big Mic...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2024 05:08 PM (QAkQ3)

31 I've been on a Nate Bargatze kick lately. Dude is funny and works about as clean as I've ever heard.

I enjoy dirty humor as much as the next Moron, but I'm starting to have much more respect for comedians who work clean because how hard it is to pull off.

Posted by: McLurkerson at October 14, 2024 05:08 PM (CjgNg)

32 When I knew Car-Mella the only thing she had in the glove box was Binaca Wintergreen Breath Spray.

Posted by: Some guy named Willie at October 14, 2024 05:08 PM (BJziQ)

33 I suppose that, for some urbanites, the world is their urinal as well.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2024 05:08 PM (i24o9)

34 Fake Comedy Program SNL Knocks Harris For Saying Nothing But "I Grew Up in a Middle Class Family"

This was popular as a meme for weeks before SNL picked it up...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2024 05:08 PM (oZhjI)

35 But that's the only line she can remember!!

Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2024 05:08 PM (xJEPL)

36 Serious question for the mens: If you were to design your perfect house, would you install a Urinal in your bathroom?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 14, 2024 05:06 PM (cRMoH)

One more thing to clean? uh... no..

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2024 05:08 PM (QAkQ3)

37 It's big that the regime is admitting that Harris is not currently winning.

It seems to me that this is signaling that the swing state and incumbent Senatorial candidates want to cut her loose and run their own races to preserve a shot at victory.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at October 14, 2024 05:09 PM (ssz2a)

38 A few pretty news women here so guess it's on some networks

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2024 05:09 PM (HOlMV)

39 >>It was McDowels... with their signature Burger the Big Mic...

'Theirs has a Sesame Seed Bun...OURS has no seeds.'

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2024 05:09 PM (i0B+i)

40 Kamala says she worked at McDonalds when she was in HS ? She lived in Canada from 12 to 18 I believe.. So she worked Canadian McDonalds ?

And it was owned by George Glass

Posted by: Marcia Marcia Marcia at October 14, 2024 05:09 PM (oZhjI)

41
Wayne County already has 103,000 absentee ballots returned.

So much for the poll watchers.

Posted by: Auspex at October 14, 2024 05:09 PM (j4U/Z)

42
btw, that black guy cast member is so fucking unfunny

Least funny black token stooge cast member of any TV show ever.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 14, 2024 05:10 PM (cRMoH)

43 >>Serious question for the mens: If you were to design your perfect house, would you install a Urinal in your bathroom?

No. I would still piss off the deck.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2024 05:10 PM (i0B+i)

44 Maya Rudolph was good in Bridesmaids too.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 14, 2024 05:11 PM (gKWVE)

45 I loved it. It was better than Cats. I'm going to see it again and again.

Posted by: A patron of The Amazing Alexander at October 14, 2024 05:11 PM (Vyll1)

46 Serious question for the mens: If you were to design your perfect house, would you install a Urinal in your bathroom?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 14, 2024 05:06 PM (cRMoH)

Dad had a friend who built his study with a half bath with only a urinal and a sink

Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2024 05:11 PM (D7oie)

47 Read it took Kamaunist 2 shots to pass the Bar, not unusual. And it's supposed to be fairly hard at her passing time but I wonder. Who knows what palms were greased?

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2024 05:11 PM (HOlMV)

48 So Kamala says she worked at McDonalds when she was in HS ? She lived in Canada from 12 to 18 I believe.. So she worked Canadian McDonalds ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2024 05:04 PM (IyPmt)

McDonalds existed in major Canadian cities since the 1970's, at least.

Willie Brown missed out on the peak poon years, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2024 05:12 PM (Q87aE)

49 I think they did it for bill clinton's ugly wife in October 2016.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 14, 2024 05:02 PM (cRMoH)

Who still lost.
"Hallelujah"

Posted by: sal, who watches way too much TCM at October 14, 2024 05:12 PM (f+FmA)

50 It's big that the regime is admitting that Harris is not currently winning.

It seems to me that this is signaling that the swing state and incumbent Senatorial candidates want to cut her loose and run their own races to preserve a shot at victory.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at October 14, 2024 05:09 PM

To me publicly admitting that harris is losing is like the left turning on the Bat Signal putting out a call to all of the liberal lunatics to go ahead and try to take Trump out. It reeks of desperation.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 14, 2024 05:12 PM (QNSds)

51 The Gutfeld tape was actually funny. I don't know who they are, but both of them have more talent than any of the current "talent" on SNL.

Posted by: Biergood at October 14, 2024 05:12 PM (PwgSL)

52 I liked that first clip! The game show host (doing Steve Harvey, I guess?) made it work, and Maya Rudolph really had Kammie-Ha-Ha's gestures down. Plus the payoff line was a good one.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2024 05:13 PM (J2vNu)

53 Was the gal on Guitfield the same gal who was doing the Kamala impersonation on X and got all the views? The cackle at the end of every answer was hilarious.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 14, 2024 05:13 PM (tT6L1)

54 Read it took Kamaunist 2 shots to pass the Bar, not unusual. And it's supposed to be fairly hard at her passing time but I wonder. Who knows what palms were greased?

She took the CA bar just a year or two after I did. I passed it on the first try and I'm not that smart.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2024 05:13 PM (guGkK)

55 Harris claims to have attended a bilingual high school. Why doesn't she claim to be all cosmopolitan by knowing French?
I suspect she's downed a few Cosmopolitans.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 14, 2024 05:14 PM (FfSAJ)

56
Is SNL still a thing? Does anyone watch it?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2024 05:14 PM (cZeWW)

57 11 So Kamala says she worked at McDonalds when she was in HS ? She lived in Canada from 12 to 18 I believe.. So she worked Canadian McDonalds ?
Posted by: It's me donna
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That statement is no longer operative and scrubbed from the campaign.

I am watching the fan dance reveal of a minor(at the time) claiming that Walz assaulted him and was fired by his school board at the time for it.

Full blown pedo accusation against Walz would be something that a campaign cannot recover from. The Dems will try the Hunter snuff out mode but that might not fly when all the ruling class is suspected of being pedo friendly if not pedoes themselves.

Replacing Walz is incredibly difficult at this time due to ballots being already sent out and most states starting absentee and early voting already. It would certainly severely hurt the campaign if that became necessary so look for the Dem Clintonian Just Win It scorched earth tactics toward the accuser(s).

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2024 05:14 PM (bt/Nj)

58 Was the gal on Guitfield the same gal who was doing the Kamala impersonation on X and got all the views? The cackle at the end of every answer was hilarious.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 14, 2024 05:13 PM (tT6L1)

I believe so. She is too good. I found it difficult to continue listening.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2024 05:14 PM (i24o9)

59 Gutfeld has the Trump impersonator on all the time. Used to have the Kamala one on but haven't seen her for a while.

Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2024 05:14 PM (IyPmt)

60 Was there any Nazi humor back in old Germany days?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 14, 2024 05:15 PM (RtCev)

61 Serious question for the mens: If you were to design your perfect house, would you install a Urinal in your bathroom?

***
Hell no. I want a big tub, a showr stall separate from it, and a high-flow toilet. And a long sink counter and room to move around without bumping a knee on something.

And a recess under the counter or in a corner for one of the cat boxes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2024 05:15 PM (J2vNu)

62 Serious question for the mens: If you were to design your perfect house, would you install a Urinal in your bathroom?

I know I'm gonna be accused of not being aboe to work my own stick, but I may as well just cut out the middle man and piss all over the walls and floor if a urinal is in the cards. It's gotta be a design issue, cause I can't piss in one of those to save my life.

Posted by: Brokedick Mountain at October 14, 2024 05:15 PM (h/5hh)

63 >>And a recess under the counter or in a corner for one of the cat boxes.

Cat Boxes? I thought he was asking Men?

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2024 05:15 PM (i0B+i)

64 Super. Another hurricane seems to be forming in the Atlantic.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2024 05:15 PM (LkLld)

65 I’m beginning to wonder if it’s an open secret that Kamala is an alcoholic?

It’s obvious she’s on something, but is this confirmation that it’s alcohol, or does she also do coke and/or weed?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2024 05:16 PM (Hkcdp)

66 SNL was never consistently funny. Even in the glory days, it was at best 50/50. That said, the past 15 years or so.....the Obama years.... they have been utterly dreadful.
That they're allowing even this mild criticism of Kamala speaks volumes.

Posted by: Tyrone Shoelaces at October 14, 2024 05:16 PM (AaY6N)

67 How many decades ago was SNL funny?
Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2024

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When Billy Crystal was on it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2024 05:16 PM (J2vNu)

68 Idiot Skank for president II, electric boogaloo.
Wonder if it will do better than the original.

Posted by: Not Joe Bob Briggs at October 14, 2024 05:16 PM (+xZqC)

69 A Democrat victory will see a resurgence of gallows humor.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 14, 2024 05:17 PM (FfSAJ)

70 Harris claims to have attended a bilingual high school. Why doesn't she claim to be all cosmopolitan by knowing French?
I suspect she's downed a few Cosmopolitans.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 14, 2024 05:14 PM (FfSAJ)

Her parents lived in Westmount, which is so fiercely Anglo they make a point of not admitting any knowledge of French.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2024 05:17 PM (Q87aE)

71 No way I'd ever put a urinal in my house. Mainly because I can see a youngster backing off to see just how far he could pee. Or worse, being just a tad to short and figuring "no problem, I'll just pee up!"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 14, 2024 05:17 PM (tT6L1)

72 Was there any Nazi humor back in old Germany days?

People used to refer to Goering as Herr Meyer. They thought that was funny.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2024 05:17 PM (guGkK)

73 To me publicly admitting that harris is losing is like the left turning on the Bat Signal putting out a call to all of the liberal lunatics to go ahead and try to take Trump out. It reeks of desperation.
Posted by: Mister Scott
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The deranged types are too stupid in real politik if they got away with killing PDT because that would guarantee a Vance victory on the scale of LBJ's against Goldwater.

At best, the Dems lose in that case, at worst, they cause the US sliding into a civil war whether hot or cold which will certainly destroy the stock market, any remaining fed gov legitimacy, etc.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2024 05:17 PM (bt/Nj)

74 Did you guys know they figure out how those rocks move around in Death Valley?

Posted by: eleven at October 14, 2024 05:17 PM (fV+MH)

75 I know it's comedy and fact checking comedy is what assholes do, I will be that asshole.

George Washington was a complicated guy on the subject of slavery. He didn't ignore it. In a letter to Robert Morris, Washington expressed his hope slavery would be abolished saying, "I can only say that there is not a man living who wishes more sincerely than I do, to see some plan adopted for the abolition of it."

Washington also freed his slaves in his will. Obviously it would have been better never to have had slaves at all, but it was something.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2024 05:17 PM (sG4Hj)

76 I's skeered to get my hopes up.

Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2024 05:18 PM (xJEPL)

77 45 I loved it. It was better than Cats. I'm going to see it again and again.
Posted by: A patron of The Amazing Alexander at October 14, 2024 05:11 PM (Vyll1)

I still make this joke all the time.

No one ever has any idea what I'm talking about.

Posted by: Brokedick Mountain at October 14, 2024 05:18 PM (h/5hh)

78 Mia Rudolph would literally be a better president than KamelT

Posted by: eleven at October 14, 2024 05:18 PM (fV+MH)

79
Well the Democrats are all-on for abortion to keep the AWFLs. Why not try for the pedos by nominating one?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2024 05:18 PM (cZeWW)

80 Kamala worked at a McDonalds but was fired after a week for being a lazy ass.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 14, 2024 05:18 PM (jmMtJ)

81 Did you guys know they figure out how those rocks move around in Death Valley?
Posted by: eleven at October 14, 2024 05:17 PM (fV+MH)

The Force?

Posted by: Luke Skywalker at October 14, 2024 05:19 PM (guGkK)

82 The current SNL has a wealth of material to work from and they don't.

At least the older version of SNL understood skewering politicians was always a good way to go.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 14, 2024 05:19 PM (tT6L1)

83 I passed it on the first try and I'm not that smart.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2024 05:13 PM (guGkK)
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Sure you are! You're a Moron!

Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2024 05:19 PM (79pEw)

84
Vote for Kamala and all your dreams will come true.

Thank you

Posted by: Pedro at October 14, 2024 05:19 PM (+oR7L)

85 She is the epitome of every single dumbass DEI hire everyone has had to deal with in their lives.

Nobody wants to reward that.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Well said. Didn't Earn It personified.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2024 05:20 PM (bt/Nj)

86 Sure you are! You're a Moron!
Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2024 05:19 PM (79pEw)

It's the only card in my wallet that I'm proud of.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2024 05:20 PM (guGkK)

87 And a recess under the counter or in a corner for one of the cat boxes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

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I want a litter box system that automatically screens and disposes of the waste with no manual intervention whatsoever, and then, as a bonus, a mechanism that picks up The Cat, and gently shakes her until all the litter clinging to paws has been removed.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2024 05:20 PM (8AONa)

88 Martha Raddatz says 911 was limited to a handful of towers...

Howie Carr Chump Line

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 14, 2024 05:20 PM (TGPs7)

89 Did you guys know they figure out how those rocks move around in Death Valley?
Posted by: eleven at October 14, 2024 05:17 PM (fV+MH)
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Wasn't it some combination of wind and water?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 14, 2024 05:20 PM (tT6L1)

90 Maya Rudolph is still on SNL?

That's a shame. She's good. Also purdy.
Posted by: Maya Rudolph Appreciation Society at October 14, 2024 05:06 PM

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She's not part of the current regular troupe, her Kamala appearances are cameos. If Harris were to win she''d probably be on every week. It's a good impression.

Posted by: Bigsmith at October 14, 2024 05:20 PM (1Au9i)

91 The Force?
Posted by: Luke Skywalker at October 14, 2024 05:19 PM (guGkK)

Ice rafting, IIRC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2024 05:20 PM (Q87aE)

92 SNL hasnt been funny in like 40 years

thats much longer than my 29 years of existence
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger

What? Really? This is the first time I've heard this. Wow, man, you must be some kind of savant or something.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 14, 2024 05:21 PM (IG4Id)

93 "Wasn't it some combination of wind and water?
Posted by: blake
"

Ice. Ice baby.

Posted by: eleven at October 14, 2024 05:21 PM (fV+MH)

94
LOL

The president makes this ad just ahead of jalama's upcoming fake interview with black racist shithead "charlamagne" the goon.

https://is.gd/5OFf27

"I Don't Want" lol

btw, the thumbnail for this video is hilarious.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 14, 2024 05:21 PM (HCayI)

95 Vote for Kamala and all your dreams will come true.

Thank you
Posted by: Pedro
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If your dreams are of living in a dystopian Mad Max hell hole complete with a tyrannical government, then mebbe she can satisfy those dreams.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2024 05:22 PM (bt/Nj)

96 I want a litter box system that automatically screens and disposes of the waste with no manual intervention whatsoever, and then, as a bonus, a mechanism that picks up The Cat, and gently shakes her until all the litter clinging to paws has been removed.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2024 05:20 PM (8AONa)

Haz sad.

Posted by: The Cat Flap at October 14, 2024 05:22 PM (Q87aE)

97 The measurement skit was funny.
How many yards in a mile? Nobody knows.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 14, 2024 05:22 PM (yFDQD)

98 Mrs Eez watched it & said the same thing: "not funny".

doesn't matter; the enemy losing esprit matters yugely

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at October 14, 2024 05:22 PM (UWgy2)

99 I remember the mourning ballad when Hillary lost. I warm myself in these golden moments

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 14, 2024 05:22 PM (YqYWt)

100 Rocks moving are pets

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 14, 2024 05:22 PM (RtCev)

101 Was there any Nazi humor back in old Germany days?

People used to refer to Goering as Herr Meyer. They thought that was funny.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2024 05:17 PM (guGkK)

That was after he told them that no British bomber would ever attack Berlin. If they did, he should call him Meyer - a Jewish name.

The RAF attacked, and he had to deal with his boast.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 14, 2024 05:23 PM (VNX3d)

102
Haz sad.

Posted by: The Cat Flap

==/==

AKA the portal by which live and dead bird and rodents gain entry to the house.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2024 05:23 PM (8AONa)

103 *sings*

Here I come, to save the daaaaaay!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at October 14, 2024 05:24 PM (FnneF)

104 "Was there any Nazi humor back in old Germany days?
"

"Now for joke numbah one..."

Posted by: Nazi Comedian at October 14, 2024 05:25 PM (fV+MH)

105 AKA the portal by which live and dead bird and rodents gain entry to the house.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2024 05:23 PM (8AONa)

Pro tip. If you install me, make sure your cat is a stone killer.

Posted by: The Cat Flap at October 14, 2024 05:25 PM (Q87aE)

106
Was there any Nazi humor back in old Germany days?

________

German soldiers in Normandy said if a plane was olive colored it was British, if it was silver it was American and if it was invisible it was German.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2024 05:25 PM (cZeWW)

107 AKA the portal by which live and dead bird and rodents gain entry to the house.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2024 05:23 PM (8AONa)
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Funny thing, our cat never brought anything in through the doggie door. Though, it's possible she did but the dogs took care of whatever she might have wandered in with.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 14, 2024 05:25 PM (tT6L1)

108 82 The current SNL has a wealth of material to work from and they don't.

At least the older version of SNL understood skewering politicians was always a good way to go.
Posted by: blake
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Pretty much that is true of all comedians. Reason why kings had jesters or some cultures had the king for a day which elevated a peasant to Lord of Misrule sort of thing.

Communist hive mind types never understood that dynamic because the entire Marxist philosophy is a crackpot heretical version of Christianity and Judaism.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2024 05:25 PM (bt/Nj)

109 2 days in a row Fox Sports played the Dead going to commercial break. I support this trend.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2024 05:26 PM (LkLld)

110 Video unavailable
The uploader has not made this video available in your country

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 14, 2024 05:26 PM (CEzQx)

111 yes, I would.

the only kind of urinal that makes sense is the old-school kind that is set in the floor and extends up.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at October 14, 2024 05:26 PM (UWgy2)

112 At least the older version of SNL understood skewering politicians was always a good way to go.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

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And they didn't need to be mean spirited or petty in their skewering. Phil Hartman's take on Reagan, the public versus private persona, remains one of my favorite comedy skits.

Posted by: Curley Shuffle at October 14, 2024 05:26 PM (Vyll1)

113 Mark me down as doubtful about the Walz thing... If he was canned by the school board on suspicion of child buggering, that would be on record, and the Party would definitely know about that shit, and have been protecting him/lording it over him for years now... No way they'd take that risk on a presidential ticket.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2024 05:26 PM (awTae)

114 > Did you guys know they figure out how those rocks move around in Death Valley?

Yep. They bored holes in a bunch of rocks and put GPS in them. They were able to record speeds of 0.2 mph. It has to do with large, thin ice sheets floating in a small amount of water and a little bit of wind.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2024 05:27 PM (sG4Hj)

115 Hope Hitler heard that joke. German planes.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 14, 2024 05:27 PM (RtCev)

116 And they didn't need to be mean spirited or petty in their skewering. Phil Hartman's take on Reagan, the public versus private persona, remains one of my favorite comedy skits.
Posted by: Curley Shuffle at October 14, 2024 05:26 PM (Vyll1)
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SNL when they did the GW versus Gore debate was some pretty good comedy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 14, 2024 05:28 PM (tT6L1)

117 Just heard FNC's Bret Baier will "interview" Harris on Wednesday.

Baier needs to study the way that Martha Radditz, the NYT bint, Kristien Weller, and Kaitlan Collins all tried to beat up on JD Vance,

They were all overtly hostile. Baier is a Trump hater, but if he asks the right questions and refuses to let her do non-answers, interrupting as strongly and as often as needed to get to the truth, I'll be greatly surprised.

Posted by: M. Gaga at October 14, 2024 05:28 PM (ZtgZZ)

118 I remember the mourning ballad when Hillary lost. I warm myself in these golden moments
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

Rob Schneider, who's very conservative these days, said during an interview a couple of years ago that I was watching that he knew for sure when that had no funny payoff that SNL was no longer a comedy show.

Posted by: Biergood at October 14, 2024 05:29 PM (PwgSL)

119 41
Wayne County already has 103,000 absentee ballots returned.

So much for the poll watchers.
Posted by: Auspex at October 14, 2024 05:09 PM (j4U/Z)

**********

Looks like the Wayne County fraud machine is well on its way to getting two million ballots counted, with 99.99% of them for Kamala.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at October 14, 2024 05:29 PM (t3sG/)

120 the only kind of urinal that makes sense is

(Insert used to date her joke here).

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 14, 2024 05:29 PM (VOvrn)

121 "What *is the deal* with air travel these days? Thousands of flights a day, but they all go to England!"

---- Nazi comic

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2024 05:29 PM (awTae)

122 Maybe I just don't recall, but were there a number of Hillary impersonators around when she was running against Trump?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2024 05:29 PM (MQJVv)

123 “ 2 days in a row Fox Sports played the Dead going to commercial break. I support this trend.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2024 05:26 PM (LkLld)”

Tell me you’re a boomer stoner, without telling me you’re a boomer stoner.

Posted by: Truthbomb at October 14, 2024 05:29 PM (vIl3q)

124 If he was canned by the school board on suspicion of child buggering, that would be on record, and the Party would definitely know about that shit, and have been protecting him/lording it over him for years now... No way they'd take that risk on a presidential ticket.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2024 05:26 PM (awTae)

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You'd be surprised how many districts bury that shit deep. Half the time, they just send them to another school, not even outside the same district.

It's part of the reason the Left went so hard after the Catholic church after their child sex scandals - it's actually orders of magnitude worse in the school system.

Posted by: McLurkerson at October 14, 2024 05:30 PM (CjgNg)

125 We need to start a betting pool on the proposition:

How long (day AND hour) before the first "How Harris Got Her Mojo Back!" article appears?

I'll take Wed. morning at 9am.

Number of almost identical articles to follow within 72 hours after the first one?

I'll take... 6. No, 8. I'll go with 8.

Posted by: mnw at October 14, 2024 05:30 PM (NLIak)

126 Mark me down as doubtful about the Walz thing... If he was canned by the school board on suspicion of child buggering, that would be on record, and the Party would definitely know about that shit, and have been protecting him/lording it over him for years now... No way they'd take that risk on a presidential ticket.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2024 05:26 PM (awTae)

Counterpoint(s):

Walz is a liar, and his departure could have been one of those quiet things that are taken care of between friends or institutional folks doing institutional CYA. See VA tranny rape case.

He is also a faithful communist party hack, which goes along way in leftist circles to ignore actual rape and murder.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2024 05:31 PM (i24o9)

127
My prediction still stands: SNL will have a "surprise" appearance of jalama harris before the election and do everything they can to make her look good.

I think they did it for bill clinton's ugly wife in October 2016.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 14, 2024 05:02 PM (cRMoH)

I expect one of the networks to bring back Arsenio Hall so he can can have her play the sax like Bubba Clinton... or more likely, the mouth organ.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2024 05:32 PM (y9nCu)

128 I still make this joke all the time.

No one ever has any idea what I'm talking about.
Posted by: Brokedick Mountain at October 14, 2024 05:18 PM (h/5hh)

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In the era of the NPC and LIV, this is a line that perfectly describes almost any situation.

Posted by: Curley Shuffle at October 14, 2024 05:33 PM (Vyll1)

129 I expect one of the networks to bring back Arsenio Hall so he can can have her play the sax like Bubba Clinton... or more likely, the mouth organ.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2024 05:32 PM (y9nCu)

Posted by: Willy Brown at October 14, 2024 05:33 PM (i24o9)

130 122 Maybe I just don't recall, but were there a number of Hillary impersonators around when she was running against Trump?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2024 05:29 PM (MQJVv)

SNL had Kate McKinnon, I think her name is, who was very good.
She's one who sang who "sang the mourning ballad when Hillary lost".

Posted by: sal, who watches way too much TCM at October 14, 2024 05:33 PM (f+FmA)

131 You'd be surprised how many districts bury that shit deep. Half the time, they just send them to another school, not even outside the same district.

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Sure, but it's a school board. They're all loyal Dems... the Party would have known about it early in his career. They wouldn't be so loyal to this fat queer as to hide that from the Party.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2024 05:33 PM (awTae)

132 I expect one of the networks to bring back Arsenio Hall so he can can have her play the sax like Bubba Clinton... or more likely, the mouth organ.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2024 05:32 PM (y9nCu)

She plays a mean skin flute.

Posted by: Willy Brown's Willy at October 14, 2024 05:33 PM (i24o9)

133 I expect one of the networks to bring back Arsenio Hall so he can can have her play the sax like Bubba Clinton... or more likely, the mouth organ.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2024 05:32 PM (y9nCu)

Not that she knows anything about mouthing organs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2024 05:33 PM (Q87aE)

134 >>No way they'd take that risk on a presidential ticket.

They did with Joe. They made Hunter's laptop that is covered with all kinds of bad stuff disappear. The made Epstein disappear.

If they media won't report and I think we all know they won't if it hurts a Democrat then there is no problem.

I don't know if the claims are true or not but I've seen nothing from the left that tells me they wouldn't cover up anything to win.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2024 05:34 PM (LkLld)

135 "Hans got a job at the baby stroller factory, but when his wife had a baby, he started stealing parts to take home for himself, and kept making MG-34s by accident"

Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2024 05:35 PM (D7oie)

136
Sure, but it's a school board. They're all loyal Dems... the Party would have known about it early in his career. They wouldn't be so loyal to this fat queer as to hide that from the Party.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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Maybe there's some offsetting blackmail he had. With Dems, I just assume they're all in a position to threaten each other. Mutually assured destruction.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2024 05:36 PM (8AONa)

137 >>No way they'd take that risk on a presidential ticket.

They did with Joe.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2024 05:34 PM (LkLld)

Digitally penetrated a staffer. He showered with his daughter. He covered up for his pedo incest rapist son who raped his grandaughter.

I'm pretty sure that they have no qualms about risking covering up a little boy rape.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2024 05:36 PM (i24o9)

138 2 days in a row Fox Sports played the Dead going to commercial break. I support this trend.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2024 05:26 PM (LkLld)
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I guess their new intern is a stoner.

That, or the Dead has joined the ranks of the golden oldies.

Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2024 05:37 PM (79pEw)

139 Eh, I don't find that dude's Trump very good. He's too high pitched and he talks too fast. His cadense is just off. The best Trump is without a doubt Shane Gillis. YouTube him talking about Trump killing Soleimani. It is SPOT ON.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at October 14, 2024 05:37 PM (w6p9p)

140 Now if the kid left behind an account of being molested by Walz that came out after he shot himself four times in the back, I'd figure it's definitely true - that's how they handle these little oopsies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2024 05:38 PM (awTae)

141 Barnes and Baris is reporting that Trump and Vance are winning Michigan by +1. The GOP has never had a lead in any of Baris's polls, IIRC. The Catholic vote is going to Trump by a 58 to 41 margin. Trump is winning 28% of the Muslim vote in MI, which is up from 9% in 2020.

Positive news and hopefully this will hold up.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at October 14, 2024 05:38 PM (t3sG/)

142
I just note, to actually get close to funny, SNL has to bring back the old cast members. The new bunch is incapable of anything close to funny.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 14, 2024 05:38 PM (w6EFb)

143 Of course they would cover it up. The Dem's never admit to being wrong.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2024 05:38 PM (I1GXe)

144 That, or the Dead has joined the ranks of the golden oldies.
Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2024 05:37 PM (79pEw)

that is sad, the same way The Big Chill was sad.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2024 05:39 PM (D7oie)

145 You people wondering whether the Walz story is true!!!! Ha!!! Like that matters!
You just don't have what it takes to make it in politics!

Posted by: Zombie Harry Reid at October 14, 2024 05:39 PM (NXYp1)

146 Vat iz zis fly doink in my zoup?

Posted by: Nazi Comedian at October 14, 2024 05:39 PM (fV+MH)

147 >>I'm pretty sure that they have no qualms about risking covering up a little boy rape.

Ted Kennedy killed a woman, left her to suffocate in a submerged car, and they called him the Liberal Lion of the Senate.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2024 05:39 PM (LkLld)

148 >>I guess their new intern is a stoner.

>>That, or the Dead has joined the ranks of the golden oldies.

Did you just call me an old stoner?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2024 05:40 PM (LkLld)

149 Ted Kennedy killed a woman, left her to suffocate in a submerged car, and they called him the Liberal Lion of the Senate.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2024 05:39 PM (LkLld)

Mary Jo was unable to fund agencies and pass needful laws.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2024 05:40 PM (D7oie)

150 So, I grew up in a middle class family, and my running mate is a minor-attracted person...

Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 14, 2024 05:41 PM (FnneF)

151 >>I guess their new intern is a stoner.

>>That, or the Dead has joined the ranks of the golden oldies.

Did you just call me an old stoner?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2024 05:40 PM (LkLld)

If the bong fits . . . .

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2024 05:41 PM (i24o9)

152
Ted Kennedy killed a woman, left her to suffocate in a submerged car, and they called him the Liberal Lion of the Senate.

Posted by: JackStraw

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Paraphrasing a Monster

"Had she lived, she would thank Ted Kennedy for protecting abortion rights"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2024 05:41 PM (8AONa)

153 >That, or the Dead has joined the ranks of the golden oldies.

I saw the Dead when they were young so I'm one of the Golden Oldies

Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2024 05:41 PM (IyPmt)

154 Whoa.

There may be something to the Walz is pedo story.

Rumor is he was "let go" from the school in NE due to complaints to the school board of inappropriate conduct with students.

If so, bloodbath, landslide, blow-out will all be inadequate to describe how 2024 will go for the Dems.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 14, 2024 05:41 PM (VMT/Y)

155
That, or the Dead has joined the ranks of the golden oldies.
Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2024 05:37 PM (79pEw)

The Dead have been golden oldies for at least 30 years, since Garcia croaked.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2024 05:42 PM (y9nCu)

156 that is sad, the same way The Big Chill was sad.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2024 05:39 PM (D7oie)
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And hearing the Beatles on the new "classic rock" station.

*firmly closes lid on Beatles discussion *

Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2024 05:42 PM (79pEw)

157 I'm pretty sure that they have no qualms about risking covering up a little boy rape.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Yes, while claiming Vance raped a couch. That was all they could talk about for a couple of weeks there.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 14, 2024 05:42 PM (Dm8we)

158 I expect one of the networks to bring back Arsenio Hall so he can can have her play the sax like Bubba Clinton... or more likely, the mouth organ.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2024 05:32 PM (y9nCu)

I believe her specialty has evolved to the skin flute. More genteel.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 14, 2024 05:42 PM (iODuv)

159 Dana Carvey Biden was fantastic. They are trying to make Kamala aww shucks mamala. Not working.

Posted by: LizLem at October 14, 2024 05:43 PM (5cTrf)

160 Whoa.

There may be something to the Walz is pedo story.

Rumor is he was "let go" from the school in NE due to complaints to the school board of inappropriate conduct with students.

If so, bloodbath, landslide, blow-out will all be inadequate to describe how 2024 will go for the Dems.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 14, 2024 05:41 PM (VMT/Y)

And I am going to watch very anxiously at the house with Harris/Walz signs around the neighborhood. Maybe drop an anonymous mailer with the story and ask why they would support a proven pedo.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2024 05:43 PM (i24o9)

161
The Dead have been golden oldies for at least 30 years, since Garcia croaked.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur

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Like the Deltas, they have a long tradition of existence.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2024 05:43 PM (8AONa)

162 Did you just call me an old stoner?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2024 05:40 PM (LkLld)
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Actually, I didn't. That was someone else upthread.

Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2024 05:43 PM (79pEw)

163 I'm not even going to tell you folks how long 70's rock has been called Classic Rock.

Posted by: eleven at October 14, 2024 05:44 PM (fV+MH)

164 If this Walz stuff is real it is BIG news

Posted by: Denny Hastert at October 14, 2024 05:44 PM (1FWWQ)

165 Yes, while claiming Vance raped a couch. That was all they could talk about for a couple of weeks there.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 14, 2024 05:42 PM (Dm8we)

That was a glorious time. They went couch fucker, we went horse cum guzzler. The memes were hilarious.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2024 05:44 PM (i24o9)

166 VA early vote shows major improvement for R's compared to 2020, fwiw.

Posted by: mnw at October 14, 2024 05:44 PM (NLIak)

167 Come on ace, give the devil his due, I laughed hard!

Posted by: anon2020 at October 14, 2024 05:44 PM (RqMDa)

168 I saw the Dead when they were young so I'm one of the Golden Oldies
Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2024 05:41 PM (IyPmt)
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Watch out, JackStraw is about to propose to you. I hope your husband isn't around.

Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2024 05:45 PM (79pEw)

169 To me publicly admitting that harris is losing is like the left turning on the Bat Signal putting out a call to all of the liberal lunatics to go ahead and try to take Trump out. It reeks of desperation.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Amp up stuffing ballot boxes.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 14, 2024 05:45 PM (/lPRQ)

170 Chris Rufo Nails Kamala on Plagiarism Scandal. Then schools the NYT when they tried to hide it.

Another big story they are trying to cover up.

http://tiny.cc/jqfqzz

Posted by: Marcus T at October 14, 2024 05:45 PM (dhhKu)

171 I still like my idea of taking a pair of black-and-white photos, cropped to show only the eyes during the debate, and ask randos on the street how they would react to someone approaching them who looked like that.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 14, 2024 05:45 PM (FnneF)

172 Whoa.

There may be something to the Walz is pedo story.

Rumor is he was "let go" from the school in NE due to complaints to the school board of inappropriate conduct with students.

If so, bloodbath, landslide, blow-out will all be inadequate to describe how 2024 will go for the Dems.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 14, 2024 05:41 PM (VMT/Y)

And I am going to watch very anxiously at the house with Harris/Walz signs around the neighborhood. Maybe drop an anonymous mailer with the story and ask why they would support a proven pedo.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2024 05:43 PM (i24o9)

The story posted last night had enough details that it smelled credible to me. Kind of like the Doug-smacks his -girlfriend- at-Cannes story, with the pertinent details of his mentioning his love of tennis and their meeting on Match.com.

Posted by: LASue at October 14, 2024 05:46 PM (lCppi)

173 You'd be surprised how many districts bury that shit deep. Half the time, they just send them to another school, not even outside the same district.
. . . . it's actually orders of magnitude worse in the school system.
Posted by: McLurkerson

In my previous school district an el ed teacher was pushed out after ~~the administration became aware~~ it became public knowledge and too big to ignore that she was taking some of her little girl students on 'dates' and assaulting them.

LE was never involved (it should have been) and her teaching certificate has not been revoked.

She's gonna hate hell.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2024 05:46 PM (WXNFJ)

174 Why would you fuck a couch when you can fuck a toaster?

Vance is politically tone deaf.

Posted by: eleven at October 14, 2024 05:46 PM (fV+MH)

175 Look, Leviticus is too old-fashioned in places. If a man wants to lie with his couch or impregnate his credenza, who am I to judge?

Posted by: Just Don't View It Under a Blacklight at October 14, 2024 05:47 PM (h/5hh)

176 Match.com.

Posted by: LASue at October 14, 2024 05:46 PM (lCppi)

Match.com launched in 1995. Is that plausible?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2024 05:47 PM (i24o9)

177 Tomorrow's headlines today

"If this alleged victim of Tim Walz exists, he is grateful for Tim Walz's life-long advocacy of Trans rights."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2024 05:48 PM (8AONa)

178
Kamala has some thoughts on the stars and sky:

"I talked with somebody once who said, ''You know, if you just look at where the stars are in the sky, don't look at 'em as just random things,'' she said. 'If you just look at 'em as points, look at the constellation - what does it show you?''

That was somehow denouncing Trump as racist.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 14, 2024 05:48 PM (w6EFb)

179
Rumor is he was "let go" from the school in NE due to complaints to the school board of inappropriate conduct with students.

As Dougie said when confronted with the Woman hitting.. "It's just a distraction." and they let it go

Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2024 05:48 PM (IyPmt)

180 Barnes and Baris is reporting that Trump and Vance are winning Michigan by +1. The GOP has never had a lead in any of Baris's polls, IIRC. The Catholic vote is going to Trump by a 58 to 41 margin. Trump is winning 28% of the Muslim vote in MI, which is up from 9% in 2020.

Positive news and hopefully this will hold up.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at October 14, 2024 05:38 PM (t3sG/)

How a single Catholic votes for "Let-them-die-on-the-table" Walz or Kammaalal " Lets -murder-all-the-babies for Women!" Harris is beyond me.

Posted by: LASue at October 14, 2024 05:49 PM (lCppi)

181 Also...
Sushi Glory Hole

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 14, 2024 05:49 PM (xcxpd)

182 >>>smelled credible to me

Beware the time-honored tactic of putting out too good to be true, fake stories the sole purpose of which is to discredit the people who want them to be true.

It fits a pattern of behavior. It needs more evidence.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2024 05:49 PM (i24o9)

183 Comrade,
I think LA Sue was referring to the Emhoff story and Match.com

Posted by: Wally at October 14, 2024 05:49 PM (NXYp1)

184 I'm not even going to tell you folks how long 70's rock has been called Classic Rock.
Posted by: eleven at October 14, 2024 05:44 PM (fV+MH)

Hell, I hear Linkin Park and Nirvana on the classic rock stations now.

Face it, we are all 29 now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 14, 2024 05:50 PM (Ad8y9)

185 Match.com.

Posted by: LASue at October 14, 2024 05:46 PM (lCppi)

Match.com launched in 1995. Is that plausible?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2024 05:47 PM (i24o9)

Yep. The Cannes date was in 2012 or so. And that's where he told me he met Kamallaala.

Posted by: LASue at October 14, 2024 05:50 PM (lCppi)

186 Comrade,
I think LA Sue was referring to the Emhoff story and Match.com

Posted by: Wally at October 14, 2024 05:49 PM (NXYp1)

Thank you for correcting my misunderstanding.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2024 05:51 PM (i24o9)

187 Yeah, I'd be careful about the Walz story till there are more facts.. Looks like a set -up to me.

Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2024 05:51 PM (IyPmt)

188 Re: Walz Pedo allegations:

The kid says he knows about scars and tattoos on Walz.

If Tampon Tim has the scar and or tattoo, it’s gonna be a tough sell that the story is made up.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 14, 2024 05:51 PM (fpVC1)

189 oh, yes... the Emhoff story.

Posted by: LASue at October 14, 2024 05:52 PM (lCppi)

190 189 oh, yes... the Emhoff story.
Posted by: LASue at October 14, 2024 05:52 PM (lCppi)

That one I believe

Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2024 05:52 PM (IyPmt)

191 188 Re: Walz Pedo allegations:

The kid says he knows about scars and tattoos on Walz.

If Tampon Tim has the scar and or tattoo, it’s gonna be a tough sell that the story is made up.
Posted by: Czech Chick

On stage, he walks like a fag is enough for me. Just saying.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2024 05:53 PM (WXNFJ)

192 The actress on the Gutfield show is good and she also has the Harris looking and sounding slightly drunk down well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2024 05:53 PM (MQJVv)

193 On stage, he walks like a fag is enough for me. Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2024 05:53 PM (WXNFJ)
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Is his shit all retarded?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 14, 2024 05:54 PM (U1w17)

194 7 It is possible that Harris just is not all that smart.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 14, 2024 05:04 PM (Q8IAj)

yes.
yes, it is.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 14, 2024 05:54 PM (Rbu5d)

195 The trick is to never let them see your groinal area

Posted by: Denny Hastert at October 14, 2024 05:54 PM (1FWWQ)

196
Kamala's stellar word salad:
https://tinyurl.com/yqnqz94b

"What does it show you, Roland?"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 14, 2024 05:54 PM (w6EFb)

197 I see that BillyJeff just shanked Harris in her back, and side, and face.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 14, 2024 05:55 PM (/U5Yz)

198 Hopefully something starting soon here

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2024 05:55 PM (HOlMV)

199 Meh. I'm not suggesting that the campaign or responsible folks should run with the Walz story. But if it is whispered about on the Internet, that's fine by me, whether it is true or not. If Dems wanted me to care about the truth, they probably should have reined in Harry Reid.

Posted by: And Walz is straight out of central casting for the part at October 14, 2024 05:55 PM (h/5hh)

200 There may be something to the Walz is pedo story.

Rumor is he was "let go" from the school in NE due to complaints to the school board of inappropriate conduct with students.

If so, bloodbath, landslide, blow-out will all be inadequate to describe how 2024 will go for the Dems.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 14, 2024 05:41 PM (VMT/Y)

Hmm. Weird. We’ve never heard of such a thing. Must be one of those right wing conspiracy theories.
- MSM

Posted by: Settled Science at October 14, 2024 05:55 PM (yFDQD)

201 196
Kamala's stellar word salad:
https://tinyurl.com/yqnqz94b

I'm beginning to wonder if English is her first language ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2024 05:55 PM (IyPmt)

202 On stage, he walks like a fag is enough for me. Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2024 05:53 PM (WXNFJ)
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Is his shit all retarded?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 14, 2024 05:54 PM (U1w17)

Grr!
I miss a lot of zingers because I am too slow with the typing and the thinking and the oivin.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 14, 2024 05:56 PM (Ad8y9)

203 I see that BillyJeff just shanked Harris in her back, and side, and face.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 14, 2024 05:55 PM (/U5Yz)

LOL, what did he do?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2024 05:56 PM (awTae)

204 Vote for Kamala and all your dreams will come true.

Thank you
Posted by: Pedro at October 14, 2024 05:19 PM (+oR7L)

---------------

I read that as vote for Kamala and all your dramas will come true. Which is true.

Posted by: Decaf at October 14, 2024 05:56 PM (unUNN)

205 Going to commercial break Fox sports just played "Mister Blue Sky" by ELO. Not the Dead but ELO had some good tunes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 14, 2024 05:56 PM (vS8VI)

206 Serious question for the mens: If you were to design your perfect house, would you install a Urinal in your bathroom?
Posted by: Soothsayer

Floor drain and hose bib.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 14, 2024 05:56 PM (/lPRQ)

207 We’ve never heard of such a thing. Must be one of those right wing conspiracy theories.
- MSM

Posted by: Settled Science at October 14, 2024 05:55 PM (yFDQD)

Good. We've run out since all our old ones were proven conspiracy fact.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2024 05:57 PM (i24o9)

208 I can imagine the Harris campaign in concert with the media soon using some AI simulated Kamala to perform interviews.

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 14, 2024 05:57 PM (GgmFk)

209 >>> 201 196
Kamala's stellar word salad:
https://tinyurl.com/yqnqz94b

I'm beginning to wonder if English is her first language ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2024 05:55 PM (IyPmt)

You mean sober English, vs drunk and/or stoned English?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 14, 2024 05:57 PM (FnneF)

210
Kamala is everything they accused Sarah Palin of being.

Palin was a governor, oil commission chair, Mayor.

Kamala never did jack shit.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 14, 2024 05:57 PM (+oR7L)

211 Floor drain and hose bib.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 14, 2024 05:56 PM (/lPRQ)

Floor drain, at the very least, to contain any overflows. Of all the silly code shit that they come up with, I am surprised that this has not already made the code.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2024 05:58 PM (i24o9)

212 203 I see that BillyJeff just shanked Harris in her back, and side, and face.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 14, 2024 05:55 PM (/U5Yz)

LOL, what did he do?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

He said Riley Gaines(sp) would still be alive in Harris-Biden vetted people at the border. Bazinga!

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 14, 2024 05:58 PM (/U5Yz)

213 Serious question for the mens: If you were to design your perfect house, would you install a Urinal in your bathroom?
Posted by: Soothsayer

Mrs.DIG has wanted this for years, lol.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 14, 2024 05:58 PM (ufFY8)

214 Floor drain and hose bib.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 14, 2024 05:56 PM (/lPRQ)

I like your style

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 14, 2024 05:58 PM (NtVYv)

215 Donald Trump is Putin's puppet.

The left still tells that lie to this day. Some of the dumber ones still think it's true but most know they are lying and they don't care.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2024 05:58 PM (LkLld)

216 Serious question for the mens: If you were to design your perfect house, would you install a Urinal in your bathroom?
Posted by: Soothsayer

***

That's what the shower is for

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 14, 2024 05:58 PM (1FWWQ)

217
He said Riley Gaines(sp) would still be alive in Harris-Biden vetted people at the border. Bazinga!
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 14, 2024 05:58 PM (/U5Yz)

You mean Laken Riley ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2024 05:58 PM (IyPmt)

218 He said Riley Gaines(sp) would still be alive in Harris-Biden vetted people at the border. Bazinga!
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 14, 2024 05:58 PM (/U5Yz)

Riley Gaines is a swimmer.

Laken Reilly is the murdered girl

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 14, 2024 05:59 PM (NtVYv)

219 Understand the cheat system installed in all major metros during the last four years. Harris will win 57 states and 900 electoral votes. Doesn’t matter if there’s video of her snorting coke and babbling in Klingon.

Who is John Galt ?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at October 14, 2024 05:59 PM (pMjRw)

220 Kamala never did jack shit.
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 14, 2024 05:57 PM (+oR7L)

Wait a minute.
She jack me, homes.

Posted by: Willie Brown at October 14, 2024 05:59 PM (ufFY8)

221 > Serious question for the mens: If you were to design your perfect house, would you install a Urinal in your bathroom?
Posted by: Soothsayer

***

That's what the shower is for
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report
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+1

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 14, 2024 05:59 PM (Q4IgG)

222 It will take more than 4-5 relatively funny sketches for me to click on, let alone watch, SNL after literally decades of leftist/anti-republican hate propaganda.

And by more, I mean a personal apology from Lorne Michaels (I don't care if he's dead), a check for something above $20 and a foot rub.

Posted by: LASue at October 14, 2024 06:00 PM (lCppi)

223 Serious question for the mens: If you were to design your perfect house, would you install a Urinal in your bathroom?
Posted by: Soothsayer

Mrs.DIG has wanted this for years, lol.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 14, 2024 05:58 PM (ufFY

---
Isn't that what the back porch is for?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 14, 2024 06:00 PM (Ad8y9)

224 You mean Laken Riley ?
Posted by: It's me donna

Yes, that's her. I'm still waking up. Coffee please.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 14, 2024 06:00 PM (/U5Yz)

225 Are Tina Fay and Kennedy from Fox related? Dead ringers for each other.

Posted by: Decaf at October 14, 2024 06:01 PM (unUNN)

226 @Cappelletti7
·
2h
Arab American PAC, founded by leaders in metro Detroit's large Arab American community, is not endorsing a candidate in this year's presidential race. It's the first time in over two decades the group will not back the Democratic presidential nominee.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2024 06:01 PM (LkLld)

227 LOL, what did he do?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

He said Riley Gaines(sp) would still be alive in Harris-Biden vetted people at the border. Bazinga!

Posted by: Maj. Healey

====

And followed with "we aren't having enough babies to provide landscapers so we need to keep importing them. But just the non-rapey and non-killer ones."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2024 06:01 PM (8AONa)

228 Ok, I looked it up. Clinton was blaming Trump for the border problems, not Brandon or the blowjob queen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2024 06:01 PM (awTae)

229 > Serious question for the mens: If you were to design your perfect house, would you install a Urinal in your bathroom?
Posted by: Soothsayer

A urinal would be nice but, I'm still in search for the 5 gallon flush toilet. I want a manly flush.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 14, 2024 06:01 PM (/U5Yz)

230 He said Riley Gaines(sp) would still be alive in Harris-Biden vetted people at the border. Bazinga!

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 14, 2024 05:58 PM (/U5Yz)

Riley Gaines isn't dead!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 14, 2024 06:02 PM (d9fT1)

231 Are Tina Fay and Kennedy from Fox related? Dead ringers for each other.
Posted by: Decaf at October 14, 2024 06:01 PM (unUNN)

Kennedy from Fox was weirdly hot.

Tina Fey, not so much.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 14, 2024 06:02 PM (ufFY8)

232 No way they'd take that risk on a presidential ticket.
--
They didn't know about:
his DUI arrest
his lying about his rank
his lying about being in Desert Storm
his lying about carrying a weapon in combat
his lying about being in China

They also kept Joe on the ticket and were going to run him until the debate.
And then promptly panicked and threw away the power of incumbency to promote Kamala.

These are not smart people with plans within plans out to the nth degree.
These are idiots who never have to fight, never have to accomplish, never have to work.
With the media, they start their political campaigns on third base.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 14, 2024 06:02 PM (VMT/Y)

233 One thing I don't understand about Kameltoe's time as AG in California is why she opposed the Supreme Court ruling to decarcerate the over-crowded jails. Releasing criminals would seem right in her wheelhouse. But she fought it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 14, 2024 06:02 PM (GgmFk)

234 A urinal would be nice but, I'm still in search for the 5 gallon flush toilet. I want a manly flush.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 14, 2024 06:01 PM (/U5Yz)

***

My Dad was able to score some high flow Terlets in Canada. This was many years ago

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 14, 2024 06:04 PM (1FWWQ)

235 One thing I don't understand about Kameltoe's time as AG in California is why she opposed the Supreme Court ruling to decarcerate the over-crowded jails. Releasing criminals would seem right in her wheelhouse. But she fought it.
Posted by: Ordinary American at October 14, 2024 06:02 PM (GgmFk)
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The prison guards' union in CA is a very powerful lobby.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 14, 2024 06:04 PM (U1w17)

236 With the media, they start their political campaigns on third base.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 14, 2024 06:02 PM (VMT/Y)

Yeah I can't rule out the possiblity that every single last staffer on the Harris campaign is a congenital fuckup who doesn't do research on even the most critical things. It would track.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2024 06:04 PM (awTae)

237 I don't give a flying fuck about the truth when it comes to Lefties. If they could put in the gulag they would. A rumor, a hint of a rumor about a perversion, or crime then I'm going to spread it on X. No one follows me but it makes me feel good and if its sick it's probably true.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can fill a book with what I don't know' at October 14, 2024 06:05 PM (dMCew)

238 >>>Riley Gaines isn't dead!

Get on the cart!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2024 06:05 PM (i24o9)

239 The Catholic vote is going to Trump by a 58 to 41 margin.
----
No math but... There is math.
One could call that a 17 point lead, or
58 to 41 is close enough to call it 60 to 40,

Trump has 50% more Catholics than Harris.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 14, 2024 06:05 PM (/lPRQ)

240 Why is the US building a billion dollar embassy in Beirut? There are already two there.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2024 06:06 PM (I1GXe)

241 Kennedy from Fox was weirdly hot.

Tina Fey, not so much.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 14, 2024 06:02 PM (ufFY

I've always thought Tina Fey was attractive (and funny, which helps with the attractive).

But she's a drug dealer. So there's that.

Posted by: pointless movie reference at October 14, 2024 06:07 PM (h/5hh)

242 One thing I don't understand about Kameltoe's time as AG in California is why she opposed the Supreme Court ruling to decarcerate the over-crowded jails. Releasing criminals would seem right in her wheelhouse. But she fought it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 14, 2024 06:02 PM (GgmFk)

She's not setting policy. She's following orders. That's her value. That's Walz' value.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2024 06:07 PM (i24o9)

243 Yeah I can't rule out the possiblity that every single last staffer on the Harris campaign is a congenital fuckup who doesn't do research on even the most critical things. It would track.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2024 06:04 PM (awTae)

Once upon a time VP Dan Quayle decided he could make the decisions in his office, so his staffers and handlers told him to go ahead and didn't give him any help in the hopes that he would screw up and come ask for help again.
I do wonder if VP Kamala Harris decided she was the one to make this decision and she did it with the same unerring ability that had taken her thought all her previous major life decisions.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2024 06:08 PM (D7oie)

244 I am thinking this Walz ghey thing is fake

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2024 06:08 PM (HOlMV)

245 Nood.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2024 06:08 PM (i24o9)

246 >>> 240 Why is the US building a billion dollar embassy in Beirut? There are already two there.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2024 06:06 PM (I1GXe)

10% would be $100 million; what is Brandon shopping for lately?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 14, 2024 06:09 PM (FnneF)

247 Funnier was this debate between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris on Gutfeld. This Trump impression is good.

==

Very funny !

Posted by: runner at October 14, 2024 06:11 PM (V13WU)

248 Mrs.DIG has wanted this for years, lol.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Mrs. DIG uses a urinal? I gotta see this!

Simply for research purposes mind you.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2024 06:11 PM (WXNFJ)

249 239 The Catholic vote is going to Trump by a 58 to 41 margin.
----
No math but... There is math.
One could call that a 17 point lead, or
58 to 41 is close enough to call it 60 to 40,

Trump has 50% more Catholics than Harris.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 14, 2024 06:05 PM

We sent our kids to the nearby Catholic school to avoid the public schools. (And we are Presbyterians!)

I could not believe it when I heard that Obama won the Catholic vote.

I asked my Men' Group buddies, and they said their parish was one of the most conservative in the area, and probably votes about 90% Republican in most elections.

It turns out, my wife and I chose even more wisely than we first thought!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 14, 2024 06:12 PM (Q4Dc6)

250 The Walz pedo story is interesting in the way the guy reporting it is handling it - goes by “black insurrection it’s” on X.

He has been contacting Harris about it via the official VP web page, which must be saved per presidential records act. His first contact mentioned that the victim claimed Walz took him to an Indigo Girls concert. The X guy couldn’t verify this, but wouldn’t you know it, after asking Kamala about it there’s an msm article that mentions Walz and his wife took a student to that concert. Like, why would they do that unless it happened and they want their version on record before th SHTF and what the victim alleges happened after.

Hmmm…

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2024 06:13 PM (Hkcdp)

251 240 Why is the US building a billion dollar embassy in Beirut? There are already two there.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2024 06:06 PM

So the extreme Leftists in the State Department can "accidentally" misplace a bunch of concrete that just happens to fall into the hands of Hezbollah?

(Howdy Ben!)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 14, 2024 06:14 PM (Q4Dc6)

252 Pillage Idiot, it is much worse than that. The US is working to make Israel a local governing council instead of a Sovereign nation.

See you soon

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2024 06:24 PM (I1GXe)

253 We sent our kids to the nearby Catholic school to avoid the public schools. (And we are Presbyterians!)

Who cares. I'm not Catholic either and I run the place!

Posted by: Jorge Mario Bergoglio at October 14, 2024 06:27 PM (gKWVE)

254 When he says “first grade” I know it’s coming and o l still snort.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at October 14, 2024 06:43 PM (dQfJF)

255 SNL is so lame that more than half the cast is now made up of "guest stars" from the past. The last two weeks they have Dana Carvey, Andy Samberg, Maya Rudolph, and Jim Gaffigan (who was never even on SNL) trying to prop up their crappy show. That's the entire Democrat ticket for every skit, none of them played by current cast members. The guy who does Trump is pretty good, but the asian idiot playing Vance is horrific.

Posted by: deadrody at October 14, 2024 06:51 PM (WSKOY)

256 Kamala crossing the Delaware would be a hoot!

Or "Kamala's Middle Class Lawn Service"!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 14, 2024 06:52 PM (gfztU)

257 sock off

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2024 07:17 PM (YqDXo)

258 Surely China buying acreage around our military bases is no problem. It's not like they are making attack plans on US?

Besides drones, what other bio weapon could they release by drone ... what could they firebomb? Or maybe they just drop fentanyl bombs above crowds?

"Liberty" does not mean giving enemies complete access to our country.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 15, 2024 11:14 AM (Cus5s)

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