Ace of Spades Pet Thread, October 19

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Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Thanks for stopping by. Kick back and enjoy the world of animals.

Would you like a treat?

Let's relax a little with the animals and leave the world of politics and current events outside today.

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Hrothgar sent in this amazing sports video:

I can watch this over Major League Baseball any day of the week 🇺🇸💯💪⚾ pic.twitter.com/d9TgKehjPQ
— wolf_patriot737 (@Ultra_USMAga_FL) October 13, 2024

What a superstar!

And here are some thrilling temporary animal companions Hrothgar thought we would appreciate:

WATCH THIS! 👏👏❤️

What an awesome moment out on the lake with some migrating geese! 🙌 pic.twitter.com/5ZVf3OGY0f
— Texas 🇺🇸 (@MustangMan_TX) September 26, 2024

Pet News

A 38-year-old woman collapsed and died after being bitten by one of her children's pet hamsters.
The mother-of-two reportedly collapsed while outside a health centre near her home in Spain while accompanied by her two children, a 17-year-old and an 11-year-old.

Cause of death was not released, but there have been very rare cases of deaths from rodent bites due to severe allergies. Might be best not to have pet rodents if you are allergic to them. Epi pens may be a good idea.

Though rodent can be awfully cute:

🍓🐹 pic.twitter.com/a51XzEAhem
— why you should have an animal (@shouldhaveanima) October 19, 2024

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Meet The PetMorons

The PetMorons heard that some members of The Horde were going to be preoccupied this weekend, and they seem to have held off sending in storied and photos. So today, we have PetMoron Adjacent Animals.

Mike, proprietor of Cold Fury, has written a great story with a sequel and more photos describing the rescue of an injured little Party Cat by a tough Biker Dude. Click on over.

Charming little Party Cat!

&&&

Looks like Party Cat fell into a pretty schweet set-up all around, I am happy to report.

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I'm lurker and very occasional commenter REINE.
I see the pet threads include "pet adjacent" photos -
This little squirrel got spooked by a barking dog and figured the safest place he could be was on my husband's leg! Baby squirrel even came inside for a bit . . .

AWWWW . . . . Baby squirrel looks desperate.

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We have our own Swiss Guide Dog, Gioia, here at AoSHQ. This is her American cousin, Barli.

Hope you have a relaxing weekend.

In 1982 a zookeeper at the Izu Shaboten Zoo accidentally discovered that capybaras absolutely loved soaking in hot water, and the practice of providing them an onsen, or traditional Japanese hot springs, was born

[📹 yu_haradakei, Himeji Central Park]pic.twitter.com/zuWTSwTf98
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 25, 2024

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If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is:

petmorons at protonmail dot com
Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known when you comment at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.

Until next Saturday, have a great week!

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If you start feeling nostalgic, here a link to last week's Pet Thread, the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, October 12. Some special PetMoron stories and photos there.

I closed the comments on this post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway.

Posted by: K.T. at 03:27 PM

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1 Doggeh had a bath and is now napping

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 19, 2024 03:32 PM (Tw+JN)

2 Woof. I miss my pet buddies. Thanks K.T. And to everyone else for posting.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at October 19, 2024 03:34 PM (5iRjc)

3 Happy Caturday and Pup-Kin month everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2024 03:35 PM (fwDg9)

4 I still miss my kittahs

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2024 03:35 PM (fwDg9)

5 Give baseball bat dog a tire iron and watch out!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 19, 2024 03:36 PM (kUMx7)

6 Thank you K.T.

Thank all of you for the help with my friend's cats, Trumpy and Snowflake, whom are making themselves more and more at home. Trumpy is upstairs sleeping on my bed now with cat tv on.

Thank you Wolfus for your help. I have read your posts on the ONT when I've had questions. I appreciate that. Thank you.

Last night was a crazy night. How can I stop the cats from jumping on the counters and kitchen table? They've been pretty good most of the time in the 19 days of our experiment but yesterday was nuts.

Spray bottles were suggested to me. It seems a little cruel but ground rules need to be established. Especially after yesterday.

Thanks everyone.

Posted by: Stateless at October 19, 2024 03:37 PM (jvJvP)

7 About pets they do

Posted by: See? Nobody cares at October 19, 2024 03:38 PM (QSrLX)

8 Just got back from w.a.l.k. #3 with Black Dog Three and Yellow Dog Two. It's more of a run actually but it gives us all 20 minutes of solid exercise two or three times a day. It benefits us as much as it does them.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 19, 2024 03:39 PM (QNSds)

9 Condolences to any morons who have lost beloved pets.
Know that horrible day will strike again, but thanks God Mr Senegal parrot looks sturdy going on 25 years.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 19, 2024 03:40 PM (kUMx7)

10 Critters!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2024 03:41 PM (2UnvF)

11 It's been ages since we had a killer hamster thread.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2024 03:42 PM (3iMA8)

12 Need to get little blind kitten a new water bowl that doesn't have a rim. He has been stacking it on top of his food dish.

Posted by: KT at October 19, 2024 03:42 PM (xekrU)

13 Video on flea meds and cats

https://tinyurl.com/bdhr4vxe

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 19, 2024 03:43 PM (gfViB)

14 Know that horrible day will strike again, but thanks God Mr Senegal parrot looks sturdy going on 25 years.

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Parrots are pretty much indestructible.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2024 03:43 PM (3iMA8)

15 Uh oh, smell smoke and in this weather look out!
On second thought, it's the BBQ restaurant a couple blocks away. Phew!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 19, 2024 03:43 PM (kUMx7)

16 There is this cat that lives in my house. I seem to have no say in the matter.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2024 03:44 PM (3iMA8)

17 Parrots are pretty much indestructible.

Yet also fragile.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 19, 2024 03:44 PM (kUMx7)

18 13 Video on flea meds and cats

https://tinyurl.com/bdhr4vxe

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 19, 2024 03:43 PM

Thank you Notsothoreau.

For previous helpful posts as well.

Posted by: Stateless at October 19, 2024 03:45 PM (jvJvP)

19 Ciampino's Rescue Kitties

Still accepting donations towards the unkindest cut of all

There's another more extensive photo update #275 at the link.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time.

https://is.gd/WQ5JcT OR http://tinyurl.com/4pak97f6

/\_/\
( o.o )
// ^ \

Posted by: Ciampino - the pets are devious at October 19, 2024 03:46 PM (qfLjt)

20 I went out back this morning with the dog. I always check the porch for Creamsickle, so I can keep jake away from the area. Didn't see him so I let Jake wander around. Went over to sit down and happened to notice the blck and brown cat on the back shelf. I saw this one last week. It might be a pregnant female and I think it is the one that eats everything at night.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 19, 2024 03:46 PM (gfViB)

21 Mr Senegal playing with his latest toy bell, a shiny cylinder.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 19, 2024 03:46 PM (kUMx7)

22 Geese vid needs "Danger Zone" music

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2024 03:48 PM (+uHnC)

23 From what I've noticed about cats and fleas, there are some the fleas just love. When we got the cat that had been missing for four years, he was badly infested. I used a flea comb and diatomaceous earth but it didn't make much of a dent. Other cats could easily be kept clean with the comb

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 19, 2024 03:49 PM (gfViB)

24 More like Doctor Hogly Wogly's Tyler Texas BBQ
Vegan friendly

Are you kidding me? Vegan BBQ?

That's like lady balls.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 19, 2024 03:53 PM (kUMx7)

25 Dogs have owners.
Cats have a staff.

Posted by: Kathy at October 19, 2024 03:54 PM (qpw89)

26 Goose video brought tears of joy.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 19, 2024 03:54 PM (kUMx7)

27 Last night was a crazy night. How can I stop the cats from jumping on the counters and kitchen table? They've been pretty good most of the time in the 19 days of our experiment but yesterday was nuts.

Spray bottles were suggested to me. It seems a little cruel but ground rules need to be established. Especially after yesterday.

Thanks everyone.

Posted by: Stateless at October 19, 2024 03:37 PM (jvJvP)
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You really can't stop cats from jumping on counters and tables. You might prevent them from doing it when you are around, but they'll happily do it when you are not around.

It's instinctive behavior to find a high place and counters/tables are what they like to use for that.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 19, 2024 03:57 PM (BpYfr)

28 I did look up other solutions to prevent cats from jumping up on counters.

Double-sided sticky tape and pans placed so they fall wouldn't really be good ideas. My elderly mother has a heart condition and I don't want things scaring her like that.

Posted by: Stateless at October 19, 2024 03:57 PM (jvJvP)

29 Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2024 03:58 PM (Z4Wwh)

30 Meow

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at October 19, 2024 03:58 PM (sAmhv)

31
It's instinctive behavior to find a high place and counters/tables are what they like to use for that.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 19, 2024 03:57 PM (BpYfr)

Thanks!

Yesterday was mainly a food issue so I've removed what they were looking for. I'll hold off on the water bottle. Overall, they are great cats.

Posted by: Stateless at October 19, 2024 04:00 PM (jvJvP)

32 23 From what I've noticed about cats and fleas, there are some the fleas just love. When we got the cat that had been missing for four years, he was badly infested. I used a flea comb and diatomaceous earth but it didn't make much of a dent. Other cats could easily be kept clean with the comb

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 19, 2024 03:49 PM (gfViB)
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Possibly applies to humans too. I am never bothered by fleas since moving back to the USA. My younger daughter, OTOH, is a flea magnet. Back in Africa in my 20s I did have a lot of flea bites from our neighbor's. Maybe different variety of fleas? I fixed the bites with a cotton ball soaked in a mixture of alcohol, ether and ammonia. Stopped the itch, neutralized the saliva and also killed fleas on my legs really well if I caught them at work.

Posted by: Ciampino - even wet, cats don't smell at October 19, 2024 04:06 PM (qfLjt)

33 32
Left out the important word:

from our neighbor's DOG.

Posted by: Ciampino - even wet, cats don't smell even after licking themselves at October 19, 2024 04:08 PM (qfLjt)

34 I have to wonder how much air the geese were catching from the boat.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 19, 2024 04:12 PM (cSS7r)

35 wonder how much air the geese were catching from the boat.

Looked like the boat was the leader, huh?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 19, 2024 04:14 PM (kUMx7)

36 aNY gud reciptes wud b appecrated or dissappoint

Posted by: New Arrivals at October 19, 2024 04:19 PM (WsJzn)

37 wonder how much air the geese were catching from the boat.

Why was the boat like Joe Biden?
It was breaking wind!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 19, 2024 04:19 PM (kUMx7)

38 >>>>Dogs have owners.
Cats have a staff.
Posted by: Kathy at October 19, 2024 03:54 PM (qpw89)
*******
With all due respect Kathy, dogs have companions. No, I’m not an a-hole but the dogs in my life were great friends, especially when I needed them. Best. R

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at October 19, 2024 04:20 PM (JeT24)

39 Posted by: Ciampino - even wet, cats don't smell at October 19, 2024 04:06 PM (qfLjt)

Also, thank you Ciampino for your help too.

Posted by: Stateless at October 19, 2024 04:20 PM (jvJvP)

40 aNY gud reciptes wud b appecrated or dissappoint

Ahh, the Haitian pet thread.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 19, 2024 04:21 PM (kUMx7)

41 I am basically doggeh's nanny

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 19, 2024 04:23 PM (DoBxX)

42 A companion parrot is a parrot kept as a pet that interacts abundantly with its human counterpart. Generally, most species of parrot can make excellent companions, but must be carefully managed around children and other common pet species like dogs and cats as they might be hostile towards them. Species of parrots that are kept as companions include large parrots, such as amazons, greys, cockatoos, eclectus, hawk-headed parrots, and macaws; mid-sized birds, such as caiques, conures, quakers, cockatiels, Pionus, Poicephalus, rose-ringed parakeets, and rosellas; and many of the smaller types, including Budgies, brotogeris, parakeets, lovebirds, parrotlets and lineolated parakeets. Some species of lories and lorikeets are kept as pets but are quite messy, (flying squirt guns)

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 19, 2024 04:24 PM (kUMx7)

43 *snores/purrs contentedly while napping*

Posted by: Cicero's kitteh at October 19, 2024 04:25 PM (RIvkX)

44 Did You Know?

Ivermectin makes a pretty effective flea and lice treatment for pets and humans as well as a host of nematodes and other critters like mites. It is contraindicated for "white foot" breeds of dogs or herding types. Be sure to check with your veterinarian. For people and affected pets, the contraindication has something to do with defects in the blood/brain barrier. Ivermectin is not safe for turtles. Do not give Ivermectin for your turtle. Other than that, it is as safe as anything can get and inexpensive, and widely available.

The thing with some of these parasites, they have a life cycle that is say, around 2 weeks. So if you successfully treat the infestation, a follow up is necessary to eradicate their spawn, as well.

Posted by: Weird Wild Wonderful Stuff at October 19, 2024 04:25 PM (WsJzn)

45 People of Springfield please don't eat your cats

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 19, 2024 04:25 PM (13VxP)

46 "THEY'RE EATING THE CATS!
THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS!"

Posted by: The 47th President at October 19, 2024 04:28 PM (RIvkX)

47 People of Springfield please don't eat your cats
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

... or the dogs. Focus on squirrels and other no-fat animals.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 19, 2024 04:29 PM (VNX3d)

48 Whichever COB has been going back into previous threads and changing the text on the spam by (Rv2Za) - well done. Very funny. (There's an unaltered one in this morning's tech thread that could use some "love" too.)

But: You left their actual URL linked to their name alone. That should be changed, to something like an article bearing a picture of now-deceased former White House Press reporter, Helen Thomas.

May I humbly suggest this one?
https://is.gd/Y8COmg

Now, something topical for the Pet Thread:

That dog with the baseball bat making the hit repeatedly: It's amazing what the work dogs will come up with to keep themselves busy (and thus not going insane.)

Party Cat rescued by biker: Dang, did it just get dusty in here?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 19, 2024 04:30 PM (O7YUW)

49 Vitamin B is supposed to prevent flea bites. I have used brewer's yeast in the past (mix with water and put some on their food) . I give Jake a little ivermectin every month to guard against heart worms. He also gets something called Clean Heart from Amberz Naturals.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 19, 2024 04:31 PM (gfViB)

50 I went to get my car washed in Tampa many years ago. While waiting, I saw some tough looking biker looking dude. Had the tats, outfit, everything. Right out of central casting stereotype. In his hand was a leash. At the end of the leash was a tiny, cute, kitten, just chillin' under the bench. It was funneh! Nice tiny kittuh. Came out and let me pet her. Dude said it was his girl's cat. Little did he know that little kittuh had already entrapped him to her spell.

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at October 19, 2024 04:35 PM (sAmhv)

51 >>>>@38 Dogs have owners. Cats have a staff.
Posted by: Kathy at October 19, 2024 03:54 PM (qpw89)
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With all due respect Kathy, dogs have companions. No, I’m not an a-hole but the dogs in my life were great friends, especially when I needed them. Best. R
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Greetings, RTF ... I am definitely a dog person precisely for their companionship and almost magical empathy ... All the cats I've ever interacted with, on the other hand, exhibited far more "attitude" than "warmth".

Posted by: Kathy at October 19, 2024 04:39 PM (qpw89)

52 definitely a dog person precisely for their companionship and almost magical empathy ...

Plus you can blame farts on the dog.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 19, 2024 04:46 PM (kUMx7)

53 So this is a busy week for us. We currently have four extra dogs for the weekend. Three go home tomorrow and one goes home on Wednesday.

Meals are an interesting thing to handle.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 19, 2024 04:48 PM (lXCUP)

54 We have a feral cat younger daughter became buddies with and wife fell in love with and just had to have when she found the cat was bound for rehab and we ended up with it. I lost my beloved Elizabeth (AKA Dizzy Lizzy), a consummately gorgeous black lab who was my constant partner after my wife. I've never bonded with a dog as Liz and I did and it hurt terribly to lose her to untreatable cancer. That was shortly before Mr. Boo arrived. He went from feral to Mr. Lover in a 2 month span. I tolerate him though he seems to have decided to be mostly my cat. Man could do worse, I suppose.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at October 19, 2024 04:56 PM (hKoQL)

55 53 So this is a busy week for us. We currently have four extra dogs for the weekend. Three go home tomorrow and one goes home on Wednesday.

Meals are an interesting thing to handle.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 19, 2024 04:48 PM (lXCUP)

I'm a dog person. Cats now too.

But wow, that's a lot of dogs. I know you've had a very busy week.

Posted by: Stateless at October 19, 2024 04:57 PM (jvJvP)

56 I bet they all had fun being in a pack, if allowed to.play together

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2024 05:04 PM (fwDg9)

57 All the cats I've ever interacted with, on the other hand, exhibited far more "attitude" than "warmth".
Posted by: Kathy at October 19, 2024 04:39 PM (qpw89)
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Maybe you just never met the right kitty.

All of mine are extremely affectionate towards me, though it took a full two years before Allie warmed up to me...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 19, 2024 05:06 PM (BpYfr)

58 I had an awesome border collie frisbee dog, but it would've been cooler to have a left handed slugger dog.

Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2024 05:06 PM (z+ik4)

59 Afternoon, pet folken!

All the cats I've ever interacted with, on the other hand, exhibited far more "attitude" than "warmth".
Posted by: Kathy at October 19, 2024 04:39 PM (qpw89)
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Maybe you just never met the right kitty.

All of mine are extremely affectionate towards me, though it took a full two years before Allie warmed up to me...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 19, 2024

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Mnne have all been affectionate as well. Though Chekov D. Siberian thought "nipping" was part of "affection," and little Dagny the current gray & amber torbie Siberian girl thinks "affection" means she sits quietly while people come over and pet her. (There was also Linda's Angelique, who growled if you tried to move while she was on your lap. Siberians are . . . odd.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 19, 2024 05:18 PM (omVj0)

60 Baby Squirrel, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2024 05:21 PM (63Dwl)

61 I have read this eating animals not usually a food source involves voodoo ritual and involved not very nice killing

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2024 05:21 PM (fwDg9)

62 As for ferals, the tortoiseshell with white tail tip who has been coming around in the evenings for food is still doing so. She won't come up to me, but sits and waits within eye range until I put the dry food down on the stoop and retreat indoors. Last night she came up near the screen door, but hesitated to head for the bowl because I was standing on the other side.

I'm giving her some of the indoors cats' leftovers, i.e., the dry Purina One left in their dry food bowl. It may be leftovers, but it's still high quality cat food.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 19, 2024 05:24 PM (omVj0)

63 Great thread today!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 19, 2024 05:28 PM (HksCd)

64 Miss Linda keeps saying (a) October is Stirling's month, since it's Halloween and he's all black, and (b) the cats should have costumes. I retort with (a) they're ALL his month, and (b) they *have* costumes; they are dressed like cats, what more d'ya want?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 19, 2024 05:29 PM (omVj0)

65 HOBBY NOOD

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2024 05:31 PM (fwDg9)

66 Mnne have all been affectionate as well. Though Chekov D. Siberian thought "nipping" was part of "affection," and little Dagny the current gray & amber torbie Siberian girl thinks "affection" means she sits quietly while people come over and pet her. (There was also Linda's Angelique, who growled if you tried to move while she was on your lap. Siberians are . . . odd.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 19, 2024 05:18 PM (omVj0)

Thank you again for all the help on the ONTs Wolfus!
I appreciate your posts.

Back to cleaning the garage....ughhh

Posted by: Stateless at October 19, 2024 05:33 PM (jvJvP)

67 Thank you again for all the help on the ONTs Wolfus!
I appreciate your posts.

Back to cleaning the garage....ughhh
Posted by: Stateless at October 19, 2024

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You're welcome, Stateless. You're moving into new territory as a cat person. Some guideposts and trailblazing could be helpful!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 19, 2024 05:35 PM (omVj0)

68 Stateless, I used to worry about the cats on the counters, and then I realized unless I wanted to guard my kitchen at all times, they were going to get on the counters anyways.

At least they are out from underfoot, are small enough to move if I need that spot, and they remind me not to leave things on the edge where they can be knocked off. Eventually they will get old, and won't be able to reach the counters anymore, and then you will feel sad.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2024 05:37 PM (D7oie)

69 My old Dusky Lory was black and orange.
Harley colors all year, then Halloween bird for a day

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 19, 2024 05:41 PM (kUMx7)

70 At least they are out from underfoot, are small enough to move if I need that spot, and they remind me not to leave things on the edge where they can be knocked off. Eventually they will get old, and won't be able to reach the counters anymore, and then you will feel sad.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2024 05:37

Thanks Kindltot

Yesterday was a crazy day. Trumpy came in during the day and slept for over 6 hours. Snowflake came in and slept for 3.5 hours.

By nighttime, they had plenty of energy.

And I started giving them only the recommended amount of food which they blazed through during the day. By nighttime...famished.

Today, I've been parsing the food out. And they were outside most of the day. So we're finding our stride.

Wolfus, I can see why peopke love cats.

IRONGRAMPA....I'm sure your new cat is very blessed....

Posted by: Stateless at October 19, 2024 06:57 PM (jvJvP)

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