Steve Inman Theater Open Thread

Supercop pic.twitter.com/nLI5FHjEfS
— Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) October 10, 2024

Hero steps in and stops a thief. pic.twitter.com/e298wb69wo
— Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) October 11, 2024

Cat is not falling for the games. pic.twitter.com/0EcY1VBM7a
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Content warning: Various shootings of scumbag criminals.

Posted by: Ace at 12:20 PM

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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 16, 2024 12:21 PM (ZANHd)

2 Yay! Steve!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 16, 2024 12:21 PM (c3Pks)

3 Nice.

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2024 12:21 PM (w89Af)

4 Not First.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at October 16, 2024 12:21 PM (fwA58)

5 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 16, 2024 12:21 PM (ZANHd)

6 Morning All.
...
Ace.

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2024 12:21 PM (w89Af)

7 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 16, 2024 12:22 PM (ZANHd)

8 Meet the cop...that can't be stopped...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 16, 2024 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

9 That sandy cat needs to find a new home.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 16, 2024 12:22 PM (J2vNu)

10 Morning All.
...
Ace.
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2024 12:21 PM

*nods*

garrett.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 16, 2024 12:23 PM (ZANHd)

11 Ewok's up.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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My Ewok's up
And there's gonna be trouble
Oooh, my Ewok's up!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 12:23 PM (hovnC)

12 I guess he's bi.

NYC Mayor Eric Adams Torched For Wearing Hat With Both Mets And Yankees Logos

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 16, 2024 12:24 PM (L/fGl)

13 Good morning, Ace! Sure do wish you would make it to a Texas MoMe one of these days 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at October 16, 2024 12:25 PM (SRRAx)

14 Collin Rugg @CollinRugg
NEW: Dog spotted hanging out on the top of the Great Pyramid of Giza in Egypt.

The man who filmed the incident from his powered paraglider says the dog was barking at birds.

The Great Pyramid of Giza is a whopping 450 feet tall meaning the dog had to take a long hike to the top.

Video: alexlang14

https://tinyurl.com/mukre6zd
21 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 12:25 PM (hovnC)

15 Ozzy Man and this guy need to collaborate.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 16, 2024 12:25 PM (vA12x)

16 I love the cat. He is having none of the woke shenanigans.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 16, 2024 12:25 PM (ZANHd)

17 21st?

Posted by: XTC at October 16, 2024 12:25 PM (UnA8+)

18 Guess Not.

Posted by: XTC at October 16, 2024 12:26 PM (UnA8+)

19
Wow, now that's fence-sitting.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 16, 2024 12:26 PM (xdQyQ)

20 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 2h
Interest In Drag Queen Story Hours Wanes After They're Renamed More Accurate 'Man Wearing Lingerie Wants To Spend Time With Your Kids Hour'
buff.ly/3BVB6wZ

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 12:26 PM (hovnC)

21 Animal Cruelty will not be tolerated, Sharon.

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2024 12:27 PM (w89Af)

22 Good afternoon all!

My favorite Inman video is the Easter bunny video

Posted by: Jmel at October 16, 2024 12:27 PM (RWHIh)

23 Dog spotted hanging out on the top of the Great Pyramid of Giza in Egypt.

The man who filmed the incident from his powered paraglider says the dog was barking at birds.

The Great Pyramid of Giza is a whopping 450 feet tall meaning the dog had to take a long hike to the top.

Dog really hated those birds.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 16, 2024 12:27 PM (BkKar)

24 This is a long way from over.

The election fraud and subversion through law fare is going to be the last straw for a lot of people. Nobody wants to lose but if you do so fairly, you walk away, correct your mistakes and move on. But on a system that is corrupt, you can never win. You are given no options and no choices- only to fight.

The rulings on Georgia are a perfect example. That “judge” is any to force the clerks to certify the vote. Notwithstanding he doesn’t have that power what he is doing is trying to force them to certify fraud. He then wants litigants to file charges after the results have been certified. That means fraud is knowingly included in a vote count via an unconstitutional judicial order. The judge also knows that once tallies are certified the courts are loathed to overturn them for any reason and that process will drag out well beyond the election. That “judge” also ruled they can’t audit the paper ballots.

This has to stop.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2024 12:27 PM (O1nHK)

25 Kangaroos are just ginormous squirrels with a hot pocket.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 16, 2024 12:28 PM (c711F)

26 "Summer Teeth" ... some are there, some are gone ... ha.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 16, 2024 12:28 PM (Cus5s)

27 Happy October, Ace

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 16, 2024 12:28 PM (xcxpd)

28 27 Happy October, Ace
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 16, 2024 12:28 PM (xcxpd)

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What's so October about it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 16, 2024 12:28 PM (GBKbO)

29 Aaaand, once again, cats prove their superiority.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 16, 2024 12:29 PM (OX9vb)

30

When I was a kid I always thought the Pyramids were thousands of feet tall. They're only as tall as a 40-story building.

And the Aztec savage's "pyraminds" were really rinky-dink size. Not impressive, at all.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 16, 2024 12:29 PM (xdQyQ)

31 It can be lunch time

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2024 12:29 PM (ltwLP)

32 The Atlanta judge. Said ally said that a hand count was never done before and so it can’t be done now because nobody knows how to do it. So I guess no new things can ever be done election wise if they’ve never been done before.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 16, 2024 12:29 PM (vA12x)

33 I Meme Therefore I Am @ImMeme0 2h
BREAKING: North Carolina Lt. Governor and Gubernatorial Candidate Mark Robinson Files $50 Million Defamation Lawsuit Against CNN.

https://tinyurl.com/3d76hdsu
49 seconds; "high-tech lynching" but unlike Kamala he cites the source.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 12:29 PM (hovnC)

34 28 27 Happy October, Ace
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 16, 2024 12:28 PM (xcxpd)

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What's so October about it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 16, 2024 12:28 PM (GBKbO)

The leaves turning colors?
Slasher movies?
Eight armed slendermens?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 16, 2024 12:30 PM (xcxpd)

35 The Great Pyramid of Giza is a whopping 450 feet tall meaning the dog had to take a long hike to the top.

It's a long way
To the top
If you want to bark at birds

Posted by: Bon Scott first draft at October 16, 2024 12:30 PM (OguvZ)

36 Ozzy Man and this guy need to collaborate.
Posted by: Settled Science at October 16, 2024 12:25 PM

The animals video definitely has an Ozzy Man vibe going.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 16, 2024 12:30 PM (ZANHd)

37 34 The leaves turning colors?
Slasher movies?
Eight armed slendermens?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 16, 2024 12:30 PM (xcxpd)

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Oh, those pieces of shit that land on my yard and demand to be taken care of?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 16, 2024 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

38 Dog spotted hanging out on the top of the Great Pyramid of Giza in Egypt.

The man who filmed the incident from his powered paraglider says the dog was barking at birds.

The Great Pyramid of Giza is a whopping 450 feet tall meaning the dog had to take a long hike to the top.

That's amazing, and one of the best ways I've seen to get a sense of the pyramid's size.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 16, 2024 12:30 PM (xCA6C)

39 What kind of 'I'm so Italian I take five days off" bullshit is this?

Posted by: Candidus at October 16, 2024 12:31 PM (ECSO8)

40 >>> 13 Good morning, Ace! Sure do wish you would make it to a Texas MoMe one of these days 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at October 16, 2024 12:25 PM (SRRAx)

Next year will be the tenth TX MoMee.

*hint*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 16, 2024 12:31 PM (FnneF)

41 49 seconds; "high-tech lynching" but unlike Kamala he cites the source.
Posted by: andycanuck

What are they being lynched over? Hurricane response?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 16, 2024 12:31 PM (BkKar)

42 41 49 seconds; "high-tech lynching" but unlike Kamala he cites the source.
Posted by: andycanuck

What are they being lynched over? Hurricane response?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 16, 2024 12:31 PM (BkKar)

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The commenting on porn sites thing from a few weeks ago.

I live in the state, and Democrats aren't even using it in ads. It's 100% abortion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 16, 2024 12:32 PM (GBKbO)

43 Said ally said that a hand count was never done before and so it can’t be done now because nobody knows how to do it.
Posted by: Settled Science at October 16, 2024 12:29 PM (vA12x)

Really? How'd they count them before, say, 1960?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 16, 2024 12:33 PM (OX9vb)

44 On election night PDJT should play Ludacris after his victory over Comrade Camala is announced.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 16, 2024 12:33 PM (iyAMW)

45 A Steve Inman-Ace mashup?

We have reached peak internet.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at October 16, 2024 12:33 PM (k1E2D)

46 Greg Price
@greg_price11
Bloomberg: You said you're going to give people a role in the Trump administration based on loyalty.

Trump Transition Chair
@howardlutnick
: "Absolutely... Look at the screen and say 'to heck with Michael Bloomberg.' Lets see how that goes."

(Embedded video not included.)

From Trump War Room
10:34 AM · Oct 16, 2024

🤣

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 16, 2024 12:33 PM (NFX2v)

47 Really love that last one - I can honestly say that I have never seen jackrabbits fighting 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at October 16, 2024 12:33 PM (SRRAx)

48 Good morning, Ace! Sure do wish you would make it to a Texas MoMe one of these days 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at October 16, 2024 12:25 PM (SRRAx)

Next year will be the tenth TX MoMee.

*hint*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 16, 2024 12:31 PM

No pressure, ace.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 16, 2024 12:33 PM (ZANHd)

49 I'm somewhere over SE Idaho.

Lots of mountains. Oooo. There's the Great Salt Lake

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2024 12:34 PM (ECrKI)

50 Said ally said that a hand count was never done before and so it can’t be done now because nobody knows how to do it.

People in 1964: I wonder what amazing things people in the future will learn to do as math and science advance?

People in the future year of 2024: Counting? By Hand? What witchcraft is this?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 16, 2024 12:34 PM (oZhjI)

51 Good morning, Ace! Sure do wish you would make it to a Texas MoMe one of these days 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at October 16, 2024 12:25 PM (SRRAx)

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Wouldn't that be something?

Husband & I are on the red-eye to DFW tonight!

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 16, 2024 12:34 PM (DRSnL)

52 Really? How'd they count them before, say, 1960?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 16, 2024 12:33 PM (OX9vb)

Shut up with your racist questions!!!!

Posted by: Settled Science at October 16, 2024 12:34 PM (vA12x)

53 The cat was pissed that she put him on a vegetarian diet.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 16, 2024 12:35 PM (D6PGr)

54 49 I'm somewhere over SE Idaho.

Lots of mountains. Oooo. There's the Great Salt Lake
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Are you hearing banjo music?

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 16, 2024 12:35 PM (c711F)

55 Impeach the judge, easy. Won't be done though, vote GOP.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at October 16, 2024 12:35 PM (Z8Yh2)

56 That's amazing, and one of the best ways I've seen to get a sense of the pyramid's size.
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And how big the gold point must have been.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 12:35 PM (hovnC)

57 Said ally said that a hand count was never done before and so it can’t be done now because nobody knows how to do it.
Posted by: Settled Science

1 ahh ahh ahh, 2 ahh ahh ahh, 3 ahh ahh ahh, 4 ahh ahh ahhh.

So easy the muppet puppet can do it.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 16, 2024 12:35 PM (BkKar)

58 Sooth at Aztecs did have Jews to build them

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2024 12:35 PM (ltwLP)

59 Mad props to all the good Samaritans stepping up to help people. I would not be me. Not that I'm not capable of opening up cans of whup-ass (I am). Not that I don't have the heart (I do).

What would stop me is the very real risk that I would be the one getting in trouble. Let's say a very affluent and very white guy intervenes in a robbery attempt and beats up a black scumbag. Who do you think gets arrested and prosecuted? Who do you think will be sued?

Those are rhetorical questions. We all know the answers. So I look the other way.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 16, 2024 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

60 24 This has to stop.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2024 12:27 PM (O1nHK)

Then get down to Georgia and stop him.

Posted by: XTC at October 16, 2024 12:36 PM (UnA8+)

61 Good to see Inman back on Xitter

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 16, 2024 12:36 PM (hB7mE)

62
It's a long way
To the top
If you want to bark at birds
Posted by: Bon Scott first draft

I hear bagpipes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2024 12:37 PM (63Dwl)

63 Democrats in 1998: I don't care if Bill Clinton raped a woman, he is the man that kept abortion legal!

Democrats in 2024: A candidate for governor went to a porn site years ago? MY STARS AND GARTERS! We can't have that kind of man in government people!

Posted by: 18-1 at October 16, 2024 12:37 PM (oZhjI)

64 I want a federal law that says any ballot not counted by midnight on Election Day is a voided ballot.

A guy can dream.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 16, 2024 12:37 PM (vA12x)

65 Ozzy Man and this guy need to collaborate.
Posted by: Settled Science

Jake E. Lee, Former Guitarist For Ozzy Osbourne, Shot Multiple Times In Las Vegas

“Lee is fully conscious and doing well in an intensive care unit at a Las Vegas hospital,” they added.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 16, 2024 12:37 PM (L/fGl)

66 This has to stop.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2024 12:27 PM (O1nHK)

Then get down to Georgia and stop him.
Posted by: XTC

Charlie Daniels is dead.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 16, 2024 12:37 PM (BkKar)

67 32 The Atlanta judge. Said ally said that a hand count was never done before and so it can’t be done now because nobody knows how to do it. So I guess no new things can ever be done election wise if they’ve never been done before.
Posted by: Settled Science at October 16, 2024 12:29 PM (vA12x)

Can't do a hand count? Every male should be able to count to at least 21.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 16, 2024 12:37 PM (N39Ws)

68 This isn't Inman but it's funny as well. Old men fighting.

https://tinyurl.com/2jwu2uma

Posted by: javems at October 16, 2024 12:37 PM (8I4hW)

69 Ace could send a substitute, who would know?

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2024 12:37 PM (ltwLP)

70 Jordan61!
Can't wait to see you both!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2024 12:37 PM (ECrKI)

71 It's a long way
To the top
If you want to bark at birds
Posted by: Bon Scott first draft at October 16, 2024 12:30 PM (OguvZ)

Unpopular opinion: rock music should use more bagpipes

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at October 16, 2024 12:38 PM (VGRuw)

72 The Associated Press @AP 12h
Al Roker's Sweet Potato Poon, a delicious dish with a side of mystery
apnews.com/article/al-roker-…
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Not Fani-related??

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 12:38 PM (hovnC)

73 Really? How'd they count them before, say, 1960?
_____

Probably dont need to go back as long ago as 2004.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 16, 2024 12:38 PM (qt0Qg)

74 The Devil went down to Georgia
He was looking for a soul to steal
He was in a bind
He was way behind
and willing to make a deal
When he came across a dumb judge
who signed quickly for one piece of peanut fudge

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 16, 2024 12:38 PM (VNX3d)

75 Unpopular opinion: rock music should use more bagpipes

Fistbump

Posted by: Bill Barr at October 16, 2024 12:38 PM (oZhjI)

76 Unpopular opinion: rock music should use more bagpipes
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at October 16, 2024 12:38 PM (VGRuw)
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Bagpipes can be pretty metal when used correctly...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 16, 2024 12:39 PM (7fElN)

77 Wouldn't that be something?

Husband & I are on the red-eye to DFW tonight!
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 16, 2024 12:34 PM

The RMBS Mom and I are flying out way too early tomorrow morning. You planning to be there tomorrow evening?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 16, 2024 12:39 PM (ZANHd)

78 69 Ace could send a substitute, who would know?
Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2024 12:37 PM (ltwLP)

Garrett could tell the difference between the touch of a Fake Ewok and the genuine article.

Posted by: XTC at October 16, 2024 12:39 PM (UnA8+)

79 Ozzy Man and this guy need to collaborate.
Posted by: Settled Science

Jake E. Lee, Former Guitarist For Ozzy Osbourne, Shot Multiple Times In Las Vegas

“Lee is fully conscious and doing well in an intensive care unit at a Las Vegas hospital,” they added.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 16, 2024 12:37 PM (L/fGl)
____

Supposedly Jake was "out walking his dog" ... at 3 am. Then ended up getting randomly shot multiple times by some randos. Yea sure. Methinks there is much more to this story.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 16, 2024 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

80 63 Democrats in 1998: I don't care if Bill Clinton raped a woman, he is the man that kept abortion legal!

Democrats in 2024: A candidate for governor went to a porn site years ago? MY STARS AND GARTERS! We can't have that kind of man in government people!
Posted by: 18-1 at October 16, 2024 12:37 PM (oZhjI)

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The reported comments are kind of wild. "I'm a black Nazi!"

Again, I don't think Democrats are using it at all. I did see ads about it when it first came out, but I haven't seen them in weeks. It's 100% his recorded comments about how abortion is murder from some kind of rabble-rousing speech.

I've always wondered if having him so unfiltered in ads would backfire with rural voters deciding to vote for him because he speaks their language about abortion so clearly and unequivocally. I dunno.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 16, 2024 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

81 Ace could send a substitute, who would know?
Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2024 12:37 PM (ltwLP)
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All Ewoks do kinda look alike...or is that speciesist?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 16, 2024 12:39 PM (7fElN)

82 I'm surprised they allow paragliders over the pyramids. Takes a lot of red tape to do any hands on archeology around the pyramids and other ancient sites.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 16, 2024 12:40 PM (D6PGr)

83 I want a federal law that says any ballot not counted by midnight on Election Day is a voided ballot.

So we put the Republican ballots in one pile and the Democrat ones in the other and we start counting by alphabetical order.

/later

Oh darn I only finished counting the Democrat ballots. Bummer

Posted by: Bill Barr at October 16, 2024 12:40 PM (oZhjI)

84 Democrats in 2024: A candidate for governor went to a porn site years ago? MY STARS AND GARTERS! We can't have that kind of man in government people!
_____

Situational ethics. Does the politician in question have an R or D next to his name?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 16, 2024 12:40 PM (qt0Qg)

85 One day in person voting only.

Exceptions for military, police, first responders.

National day off.

Polls open for 24 hours.

Done.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2024 12:40 PM (ECrKI)

86 Hand counts are easy. Just count heads and multiply by 2.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 16, 2024 12:40 PM (L/fGl)

87 I remember using a pronoun decades ago by answering my dad's question "who asked me to clean off the table?" because I didn't want to. My answer was "she did." My dad's answer was a smack to the back of my head then asking "who?" My answer "mom" Dad's answer, THEN SAY MOM!

Posted by: Say "Mom" at October 16, 2024 12:41 PM (Uy/WF)

88 This isn't Inman but it's funny as well. Old men fighting.

https://tinyurl.com/2jwu2uma

I knew it would be drunk Russians before I opened the link.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 16, 2024 12:41 PM (xCA6C)

89 Hand counts are easy. Just count heads and multiply by 2.

Not funny!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at October 16, 2024 12:41 PM (oZhjI)

90 Unpopular opinion: rock music should use more bagpipes
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at October 16, 2024 12:38 PM (VGRuw)

Hell yeah...AC/DC

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 16, 2024 12:41 PM (D6PGr)

91 I'm somewhere over SE Idaho.

Lots of mountains. Oooo. There's the Great Salt Lake
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2024 12:34 PM

Safe travels, nurse!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 16, 2024 12:41 PM (ZANHd)

92 I'm surprised they allow paragliders over the pyramids. Takes a lot of red tape to do any hands on archeology around the pyramids and other ancient sites.

You can see in the clip that he isn't over the pyramid, but is skirting around the base. That's why he had to zoom in so far.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 16, 2024 12:42 PM (xCA6C)

93 I had an Egyptian dog once. Left little pyramids all over the house.

Posted by: Rodney at October 16, 2024 12:42 PM (nS6qG)

94 Nurse: I like your style.

Yes. And paper ballots with ID.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 16, 2024 12:42 PM (fpVC1)

95 >>Hand counts are easy. Just count heads and multiply by 2.

You people are cruel.

Posted by: Michele Fields at October 16, 2024 12:42 PM (w89Af)

96 I'm surprised they allow paragliders over the pyramids. Takes a lot of red tape to do any hands on archeology around the pyramids and other ancient sites.

I suspect you can do a lot of crazy things in Egypt if you are willing to bribe the right people enough money

Posted by: 18-1 at October 16, 2024 12:42 PM (oZhjI)

97 Said ally said that a hand count was never done before and so it can’t be done now because nobody knows how to do it.

Is this a line from Idiocracy?

Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2024 12:42 PM (uVcOS)

98 Old men fighting.

https://tinyurl.com/2jwu2uma
Posted by: javems at October 16, 2024 12:37 PM (8I4hW)

Those guys better just calm down, before somebody breaks a hip!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 16, 2024 12:43 PM (OX9vb)

99 37 34 The leaves turning colors?
...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 16, 2024 12:30 PM (xcxpd)

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Oh, those pieces of shit that land on my yard and demand to be taken care of?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 16, 2024 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

I've never heard of leaves demanding anything.
Or maybe things really ARE different in NC....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 16, 2024 12:43 PM (xcxpd)

100 >>I'm somewhere over SE Idaho.

You just passed right by the house.

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2024 12:43 PM (w89Af)

101 Just got back from a little shootin'. My shootin' holler is dried out from lack of rain and I could drive the KIA down there. Went through a 100 rounds of .22 and then decided to exercise the LCP. Put a box through the little bastard and I'll probably be icing the hand tonight.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 16, 2024 12:43 PM (gm9Sb)

102 Dude is lucky that kangaroo didn't give him a drop kick. They will knock you ass over tea kettle.

Not that I would know but I think the internet has shown me that.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at October 16, 2024 12:44 PM (GD2xa)

103 Unpopular opinion: rock music should use more bagpipes
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at October 16, 2024 12:38 PM (VGRuw)
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https://tinyurl.com/4tmbbb34

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 16, 2024 12:44 PM (Dm8we)

104 Great Halloween pet costume:

https://x.com/Brian_Kennedy/status/1846380891121098989?s=19

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at October 16, 2024 12:44 PM (SRRAx)

105 99 I've never heard of leaves demanding anything.
Or maybe things really ARE different in NC....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 16, 2024 12:43 PM (xcxpd)

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Triffids, man.

Fucking triffids.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 16, 2024 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

106 I still want to know why the kangaroo grabbed the dog

Posted by: 18-1 at October 16, 2024 12:44 PM (oZhjI)

107 Posted by: 18-1 at October 16, 2024 12:42 PM (oZhjI)

Part of making the red tape go away.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 16, 2024 12:44 PM (D6PGr)

108 Tell me that using a backup band of demons isn't cheating in a fiddle contest!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 12:45 PM (hovnC)

109 Just tried to look at the election rigging site "Godsfivestones.com".

Can somebody tell them that by typing out a message character-by-character on the landing page, they cause the whole effing site pagination to keep changing back and forth, at least on a handheld device? Really irritating.

I am still looking for a site that will explain election funny business in simple terms, but I'll be damned if I can stand to read this mess!!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 16, 2024 12:45 PM (gfztU)

110 Has Kamala promised to blow the entire black male community for their vote yet?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2024 12:45 PM (RUMEY)

111 I love Inman but Ozzy Man beat him to a lot of this content. They're both pretty good at commenting on animal videos.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at October 16, 2024 12:46 PM (GD2xa)

112 Has Kamala promised to blow the entire black male community for their vote yet?

The good news: Kammie you won!

The bad news: And you'll never be able to use your TMJ again

Posted by: 18-1 at October 16, 2024 12:46 PM (oZhjI)

113 I still want to know why the kangaroo grabbed the dog
Posted by: 18-1 at October 16, 2024 12:44 PM

Little punk probably said something about his mother.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 16, 2024 12:46 PM (ZANHd)

114 Exceptions for military, police, first responders.

Are they working a 24-hr shift that day?

Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2024 12:46 PM (uVcOS)

115 89 Hand counts are easy. Just count heads and multiply by 2.

Not funny!
Posted by: Michelle Fields

In 1960, they did a census of the Italian population of Brooklyn by counting the basement windows and multiplying by 10.

Posted by: NYC Dept. of Redundancy at October 16, 2024 12:46 PM (nS6qG)

116 This is what's so great about October. Yuge.

@IAPolls2022
GALLUP: In politics, as of today, do you consider yourself a Republican, a Democrat or an independent? (Oct. 1-12)

🔴 Republican: 31% [+4]
🔵 Democrat: 28% [-3]
🟡 Independent: 41% [-1]
——
With independent leaners

🔴 Republican: 49% [+4]
🔵 Democrat: 42% [-7]

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2024 12:47 PM (LkLld)

117 I enjoy Inman's work, and his commentary.

However, I did hear a new one today, "Taking several doses of lead-icillin!"

We may need to add that one to the AOS Style Guide.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 16, 2024 12:47 PM (HlyYF)

118 The leaves turning colors?
Slasher movies?
Eight armed slendermens?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 16, 2024 12:30 PM (xcxpd)

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Oh, those pieces of shit that land on my yard and demand to be taken care of?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 16, 2024 12:30 PM (GBKbO)
***

All my leaves are brown
And the sky is grey.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2024 12:48 PM (W/lyH)

119 32 The Atlanta judge. Said ally said that a hand count was never done before and so it can’t be done now because nobody knows how to do it. So I guess no new things can ever be done election wise if they’ve never been done before.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 16, 2024 12:29 PM (vA12x)
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So no electronic voting, no electronic counting, no postal voting, no voting except on Nov 5, 7AM to 7PM.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, stupido e una malatia at October 16, 2024 12:48 PM (qfLjt)

120 Will Brett Barely there actually pin Kamala down tonight and force her to explain why growing up middle class will help me economically?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2024 12:48 PM (RUMEY)

121 The Atlanta judge. Said ally said that a hand count was never done before and so it can’t be done now because nobody knows how to do it.
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To get there, he accepted as true--despite that not being what the rule says--the lie from the Democrats that the rule required the clerks to tally the candidate votes on all the ballots by hand.
When it only requires they open the box, count the total number of ballots in the box, and match that to how many the machine says is in the box.

And he threw in a bunch of bullshit about J6 as justification

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 16, 2024 12:48 PM (rNE21)

122 Unpopular opinion: rock music should use more bagpipes
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at October 16, 2024 12:38 PM (VGRuw)
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https://tinyurl.com/4tmbbb34
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 16, 2024 12:44 PM (Dm8we)

I thought it was going to be AC DC's A Long Way To The Top.

Pleasant surprise.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 16, 2024 12:48 PM (D6PGr)

123 116 This is what's so great about October. Yuge.

@IAPolls2022
GALLUP: In politics, as of today, do you consider yourself a Republican, a Democrat or an independent? (Oct. 1-12)

🔴 Republican: 31% [+4]
🔵 Democrat: 28% [-3]
🟡 Independent: 41% [-1]
——
With independent leaners

🔴 Republican: 49% [+4]
🔵 Democrat: 42% [-7]
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2024 12:47 PM (LkLld)

======

The latter numbers are part of a rolling average, like how Rasmussen does their tracking. A few days ago they reported D+5.

However, the statistic that replicates across the years is reportedly R+3.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 16, 2024 12:48 PM (GBKbO)

124 106 I still want to know why the kangaroo grabbed the dog
Posted by: 18-1 at October 16, 2024 12:44 PM (oZhjI)

I want to know if the dog is okay.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 16, 2024 12:49 PM (CmlIW)

125 Will Brett Barely there actually pin Kamala down tonight
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Phrasing?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 12:49 PM (v6JzV)

126 This isn't Inman but it's funny as well. Old men fighting.

https://tinyurl.com/2jwu2uma
Posted by: javems

I'll teach you to steal my Metamucil!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 16, 2024 12:49 PM (L/fGl)

127
So a guys videos a dog on a pyramid and none of you suspect that he put the dog or had direct involvement in the dog being there, or that the dog was alone because that's what you saw on the video. Or, if the video is even real.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 16, 2024 12:49 PM (xdQyQ)

128 Are they working a 24-hr shift that day?
Posted by: t-bird

Sometimes. And sometimes they are unable to
Make it to their polling stations. Especially if they are deployed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2024 12:49 PM (ECrKI)

129 I like my coffee like I like my women, diluted with far too much scalded milk and unidentifiable under all the artificially flavored syrups and whipped cream, sprinkled with something unidentifiable labeled "nutmeg" and served in a paper cup with my name misspelled.

Hubba-hubba.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2024 12:49 PM (D7oie)

130 Next year will be the tenth TX MoMee.

*hint*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 16, 2024 12:31 PM

I did not know that. Perhaps that's the incentive I need to finally get into shape.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at October 16, 2024 12:49 PM (Q0kLU)

131 120 Will Brett Barely there actually pin Kamala down tonight and force her to explain why growing up middle class will help me economically?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2024 12:48 PM (RUMEY)

He has a block head, he was the original model for the Gumby animators or claymators.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 16, 2024 12:50 PM (CmlIW)

132 To get there, he accepted as true--despite that not being what the rule says--the lie from the Democrats that the rule required the clerks to tally the candidate votes on all the ballots by hand.
_____.
Easy to overturn on appeal?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 16, 2024 12:50 PM (qt0Qg)

133 Unpopular opinion: rock music should use more bagpipes
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at October 16, 2024 12:38 PM (VGRuw)
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There is a reason some unpopular opinions are unpopular.

Posted by: Candidus at October 16, 2024 12:50 PM (ECSO8)

134 J.F. Murphy and Salt were using bagpipes in rock music in the late 60s, early 70s.

Posted by: Droning On... at October 16, 2024 12:50 PM (nS6qG)

135 I like my coffee like I like my women, diluted with far too much scalded milk and unidentifiable under all the artificially flavored syrups and whipped cream, sprinkled with something unidentifiable labeled "nutmeg" and served in a paper cup with my name misspelled.

Hubba-hubba.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2024 12:49 PM (D7oie)

TMI, man.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 16, 2024 12:50 PM (i24o9)

136 Isn't one of Google's interview questions something like ' how many windows are there in Manhattan?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 16, 2024 12:51 PM (D6PGr)

137 Godspeed nurse

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2024 12:51 PM (ltwLP)

138 The only two songs that sound good on bagpipes are "Amazing Grace" and "Scotland the Brave."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 12:52 PM (v6JzV)

139 Jordan61!
Can't wait to see you both!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2024 12:37 PM (ECrKI)

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Me too!!

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 16, 2024 12:52 PM (DRSnL)

140 Easy to overturn on appeal?
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From what I read of the reports on the opinion, yeah, he was trying to juice it up with as many lies dressed in "fact" clothing as he could.

But, it is a big question: Will the GA appeals court get to it in time?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 16, 2024 12:53 PM (rNE21)

141 I watched Tucker's interview of Mark Halperin. There are so many things I wish Tucker had asked him.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 16, 2024 12:53 PM (gfViB)

142 I like my coffee like I like my women, diluted with far too much scalded milk and unidentifiable under all the artificially flavored syrups and whipped cream, sprinkled with something unidentifiable labeled "nutmeg" and served in a paper cup with my name misspelled.

Hubba-hubba.
---
Clinging to the roof of my car as I drive away.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 16, 2024 12:53 PM (rNE21)

143 My guess is no interview with Kamaunist isn't pre-approval questions.
She hasn't done one yet, WHT start now?

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2024 12:53 PM (ltwLP)

144 Thanks skip!

You are in the top ten morons I want to meet.
Just gotta figure out how to make that happen.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2024 12:54 PM (ECrKI)

145 I had an Egyptian dog once. Left little pyramids all over the house.
Posted by: Rodney at October 16, 2024 12:42 PM (nS6qG)

My dog was from Oklahoma. He'd sooner go in the house as outside.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2024 12:54 PM (W/lyH)

146 Oh, those pieces of shit that land on my yard and demand to be taken care of?

Not a big fan of teens Trick or Treating?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2024 12:54 PM (MQJVv)

147
People are posting ridiculous AI "photos" and "art" and getting comments from idiots like "wow" and "great work" and "that's amazing."

Meanwhile, if they (YOU) took 10 seconds to look at the image, you'd notice the glaring oddities such as 6 fingers, or two left feet, or the crowd of people have no heads, or the "apple" is more like a strawberry, or an apple-berry, which doesn't exist.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 16, 2024 12:54 PM (xdQyQ)

148 This is how Democrats roll. Take a look at the picture of Carter. I'm not convinced he's even alive.

@EndWokeness
BREAKING: Carter Center confirms that Jimmy Carter voted by mail in Georgia

https://tinyurl.com/mtuwbacc

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2024 12:55 PM (LkLld)

149
Good almost noon, Hordians. Got errands run this AM, including dropping Her Majesty's car off to get the oil changed. I have over two acres of badly overgrown pasture to mow.

The temperature dropped a great deal this morning and the dogs are enjoying it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2024 12:55 PM (EsZUh)

150 37 34 The leaves turning colors?
Slasher movies?
Eight armed slendermens?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 16, 2024 12:30 PM (xcxpd)

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Oh, those pieces of shit that land on my yard and demand to be taken care of?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 16, 2024 12:30 PM (GBKbO)
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No, no, those are leaves. The pieces of shit are the ones your dog leaves on the lawn and get raked with the leaves, so that you may either pick up a handful of crap or step on a pile of shit when attending to those leaves.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, si lamenta delle foglie del'Autunno at October 16, 2024 12:55 PM (qfLjt)

151 Clinging to the roof of my car as I drive away.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 16, 2024 12:53 PM (rNE21)

Left by the side of the road, forgotten, wasted, and alone.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 16, 2024 12:55 PM (i24o9)

152 The only two songs that sound good on bagpipes are "Amazing Grace" and "Scotland the Brave."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 12:52 PM

Counterpoint:

https://youtu.be/HXm8JdC4k4c?si=yKHjquPqlUMRZWHe

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 16, 2024 12:55 PM (nF641)

153 I was at Stanford in the very early years of Google. Back then they used to play a scavenger hunt type game with ridiculously intricate hiding spots, setups, and clues. The game winners usually ended up with a Google interview at some point.

One example - you had to figure out that to find the next clue, you had to drive past some location within a five minute time interval with your AM radio tuned to some frequency, where the game designer was micro-transmitting the next clue.

Posted by: Candidus at October 16, 2024 12:55 PM (ECSO8)

154 150 No, no, those are leaves. The pieces of shit are the ones your dog leaves on the lawn and get raked with the leaves, so that you may either pick up a handful of crap or step on a pile of shit when attending to those leaves.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, si lamenta delle foglie del'Autunno at October 16, 2024 12:55 PM (qfLjt)

=======

I hate autumn...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 16, 2024 12:55 PM (GBKbO)

155 I like my coffee the way I like my women, cheap.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 16, 2024 12:56 PM (L/fGl)

156 HERE'S MY IP ADDRESS!

213.87.129.8

Posted by: Ammina at October 16, 2024 12:56 PM (46E11)

157 LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 16, 2024 12:56 PM (DRSnL)

158 I'm guessing Ammina is an Ackbar sock.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 12:58 PM (v6JzV)

159
The only two songs that sound good on bagpipes are "Amazing Grace" and "Scotland the Brave."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

___________

Highland Cathedral

https://youtu.be/tAsdo0zMUyA

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2024 12:58 PM (EsZUh)

160 force her to explain why growing up middle class will help me economically?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2024 12:48 PM (RUMEY)

I'm always amused (and bemused!) at the attempt to appear middle class--just like you, voters! They all do it, except Trump. Trump's like, yep, I'm rich. And I want you to be rich, too! Get on board!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 16, 2024 12:58 PM (OX9vb)

161 This has to stop.
Posted by: Marcus T
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It certainly does.
_Flaco

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2024 12:59 PM (vR8F3)

162 So did Kameltoe's team get to write the questions for Brett to axe tonight for him to get the interview?

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 16, 2024 12:59 PM (zGabF)

163 I'm guessing Ammina is an Ackbar sock.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 12:58 PM (v6JzV)

Hot girls are waiting for you.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 16, 2024 01:00 PM (i24o9)

164 148 This is how Democrats roll. Take a look at the picture of Carter. I'm not convinced he's even alive.

@EndWokeness
BREAKING: Carter
Center confirms that Jimmy Carter voted by mail in Georgia

https://tinyurl.com/mtuwbacc

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2024 12:55 PM (LkLld)
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Already embalmed?
Reminds me of Ariel Sharon in Israel.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la mummia at October 16, 2024 01:01 PM (qfLjt)

165 With independent leaners

🔴 Republican: 49% [+4]
🔵 Democrat: 42% [-7]
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2024 12:47 PM (LkLld)

A lot of these Republicans are Cheney/Nikki types.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 16, 2024 01:01 PM (vA12x)

166 Sure Jimmy Carter voted...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2024 01:01 PM (IyPmt)

167 I hate autumn...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Are your boys old enough to rake leaves yet?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 01:01 PM (v6JzV)

168
I could go out and find any random dog and chain his leash to a fence and post it with the caption: Abandoned doggo; probably hasnt eaten in days"

And idiots would fall for it.

I could throw Jimmy Carter on a stretcher, wheel hom down the hall and caption the video "Jimmy Carter is going early voting!"

And idiots would believe it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 16, 2024 01:02 PM (xdQyQ)

169 Steve Inman is a joy to follow on Twitter and Rumble.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 16, 2024 01:02 PM (99eI0)

170 >>Hot girls are waiting for you.

Joke is on him.

Ace is primarily interested in Not Girls.

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2024 01:02 PM (w89Af)

171
The only two songs that sound good on bagpipes are "Amazing Grace" and "Scotland the Brave."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

___________

Highland Cathedral

https://youtu.be/tAsdo0zMUyA
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2024 12:58 PM (EsZUh)

Excuse me?

Posted by: It's a long way to the top at October 16, 2024 01:03 PM (u57gq)

172 Cat is not falling for the games.
___

Shut up bitch, go take a nap so I can eat your face.

Posted by: the cat at October 16, 2024 01:03 PM (v0R5T)

173 105 99 I've never heard of leaves demanding anything.
Or maybe things really ARE different in NC....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 16, 2024 12:43 PM (xcxpd)

=======

Triffids, man.

Fucking triffids.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 16, 2024 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

I was in the hospital overnight being treated for flash retinal burns. What did I miss?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 16, 2024 01:03 PM (w9Wax)

174 I hate autumn...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Let me guess, you hate winter too.

Posted by: dantesed at October 16, 2024 01:03 PM (Oy/m2)

175 One example - you had to figure out that to find the next clue, you had to drive past some location within a five minute time interval with your AM radio tuned to some frequency, where the game designer was micro-transmitting the next clue.
Posted by: Candidus at October 16, 2024 12:55 PM (ECSO

So anyone without a car was fucked.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 16, 2024 01:03 PM (vA12x)

176 Hey

I have a slow cooker on order and I'm gonna make pulled pork. What BBQ sauce will I like? Needs to be a commercial brand widely available, not looking for anything exotic or hard to find.

Haven't had a PP sandwich in decades and I am determined to change that.

Posted by: Don Black means well at October 16, 2024 01:03 PM (/7KEl)

177 I'm always amused (and bemused!) at the attempt to appear middle class--just like you, voters! They all do it, except Trump. Trump's like, yep, I'm rich. And I want you to be rich, too! Get on board!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 16, 2024 12:58 PM (OX9vb)

And therein lay the difference. Trump wants you succeed...to pursue your happiness.
Dems will allow you to succeed only if you play along with them.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2024 01:03 PM (W/lyH)

178 >>A lot of these Republicans are Cheney/Nikki types.

The top line number is good but the trend is far better. That is an enormous growth in the number of people self-identifying as Republican over the last year and those aren't Cheney/Nikki types.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2024 01:04 PM (LkLld)

179
I'm always amused (and bemused!) at the attempt to appear middle class--just like you, voters! They all do it, except Trump. Trump's like, yep, I'm rich. And I want you to be rich, too! Get on board!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump!
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Politicians show up at the Iowa state fair wearing jeans and plaid shirts. Trump arrives by wearing his blue suit and red tie offering the kids helicopter rides.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2024 01:04 PM (vR8F3)

180 154 150 No, no, those are leaves. The pieces of shit are the ones your dog leaves on the lawn and get raked with the leaves, so that you may either pick up a handful of crap or step on a pile of shit when attending to those leaves.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, si lamenta delle foglie del'Autunno at October 16, 2024 12:55 PM (qfLjt)

=======

I hate autumn...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 16, 2024 12:55 PM (GBKbO)
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I no longer rake those leaves. They rot in situ and get mulched with the first few mowings in spring.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, le foglie sono fertilizante at October 16, 2024 01:04 PM (qfLjt)

181 Is the change in the last year?

Posted by: Settled Science at October 16, 2024 01:05 PM (vA12x)

182 Excuse me?
Posted by: It's a long way to the top

Only if you want to rock and roll.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 16, 2024 01:05 PM (KAi1n)

183 hate autumn...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Are your boys old enough to rake leaves yet?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 01:01 PM (v6JzV)

I'd give my left nut to rake/blow leaves.

Pine needles - specifically the long leaf needles we get here - are the worst. And we get truckloads of them, with only about six mature trees.

On the roof, in the gutters, in the planters. And once they land, they are notorious for hanging on to almost any edge or crevice they encounter.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 16, 2024 01:05 PM (i24o9)

184 Triffids, man.

Fucking triffids.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 16, 2024 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

Two words..... Sea Water

Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2024 01:05 PM (IyPmt)

185 You can't be too careful!

This black American lady tore down Greek flags at a gyro shop because she thought they were Israeli: "I don't stand for Zionism!" 🤦‍♂️

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 16, 2024 01:05 PM (L/fGl)

186 >>I have a slow cooker on order and I'm gonna make pulled pork. What BBQ sauce will I like? Needs to be a commercial brand widely available, not looking for anything exotic or hard to find.

Armadillo
...
Famous Dave's 'Sweet and Spicy'

Sweet Baby Rays

In that order, all available in larger Supermarkets here.

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2024 01:05 PM (w89Af)

187 I was in the hospital overnight being treated for flash retinal burns. What did I miss?
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 16, 2024 01:03 PM (w9Wax)

You were warned about looking directly at Joy Behar.

(hope nothing permanent and you are recovering)

Posted by: Candidus at October 16, 2024 01:05 PM (ECSO8)

188 Oh, those pieces of shit that land on my yard and demand to be taken care of?

Not a big fan of teens Trick or Treating?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2024 12:54 PM (MQJVv)

*snort

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 16, 2024 01:06 PM (OX9vb)

189 164 148 This is how Democrats roll. Take a look at the picture of Carter. I'm not convinced he's even alive.

@EndWokeness
BREAKING: Carter
Center confirms that Jimmy Carter voted by mail in Georgia

https://tinyurl.com/mtuwbacc

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2024 12:55 PM (LkLld)
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Already embalmed?
Reminds me of Ariel Sharon in Israel.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la mummia at October 16, 2024 01:01 PM (qfLjt)

Jeebus, I don't think I'd brag about having dead people vote so close to an election.

But it's dems.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 16, 2024 01:06 PM (u57gq)

190 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 2h
NEW - Foreign-born immigrants will be the only source of U.S. labor force growth after 2052, NFAP finds.

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 48m
MORE - U.S. foreign-born workforce shares have risen significantly, particularly, in STEM fields; green cards and visas for college graduates.

https://tinyurl.com/2e5p8pxj
National Association for American Policy

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 01:06 PM (hovnC)

191 Justice. Thanks, I needed that.

Posted by: RebeccaH at October 16, 2024 01:06 PM (Nvors)

192 My favorite Inman video is the Easter bunny video

In a bizarre coincidence, that happens to be my favorite Kate Upton video also.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 16, 2024 01:06 PM (b23y0)

193 Pine needles - specifically the long leaf needles we get here - are the worst. And we get truckloads of them, with only about six mature trees.

On the roof, in the gutters, in the planters. And once they land, they are notorious for hanging on to almost any edge or crevice they encounter.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

That was the gripe of my late in-laws in Virginia Beach. Lots of loblolly pines in and around their yard.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 01:06 PM (v6JzV)

194 Haven't had a PP sandwich in decades and I am determined to change that.
Posted by: Don Black means well at October 16, 2024 01:03 PM (/7KEl)

Sweet Baby Rays !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 16, 2024 01:07 PM (NtVYv)

195 Thanks garrett

Posted by: Don Black means well at October 16, 2024 01:07 PM (/7KEl)

196 176 Hey

I have a slow cooker on order and I'm gonna make pulled pork. What BBQ sauce will I like? Needs to be a commercial brand widely available, not looking for anything exotic or hard to find.

Go to Pepper Palace. They have a good selection. Personally, I recommend Key Lime or Blueberry Fruit.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 16, 2024 01:07 PM (99eI0)

197 This black American lady tore down Greek flags at a gyro shop because she thought they were Israeli: "I don't stand for Zionism!" 🤦‍♂️
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 16, 2024 01:05 PM (L/fGl)

Did anyone suggest she was an idiot before punching her in the mouth?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2024 01:07 PM (W/lyH)

198 I have a slow cooker on order and I'm gonna make pulled pork. What BBQ sauce will I like? Needs to be a commercial brand widely available, not looking for anything exotic or hard to find.

Haven't had a PP sandwich in decades and I am determined to change that.

Posted by: Don Black means well at October 16, 2024 01:03 PM (/7KEl)

Sweet Baby Ray's is widely available, and is decent. A tad on the sweet side, versus smokey or vinagary. Regular is fine on spice.

Kick it up with a bit of Tabasco on the sammich if you want more heat than in the bulk mix.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 16, 2024 01:08 PM (i24o9)

199 Also, Don: I realize that my BBQ sauce recommendation might not meet your criteria but I've had really good luck with them.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 16, 2024 01:08 PM (99eI0)

200 @176

>>I have a slow cooker on order and I'm gonna make pulled pork. What BBQ sauce will I like? Needs to be a commercial brand widely available, not looking for anything exotic or hard to find.

You can't go wrong with Sweet Baby Rays, it's widely available, at least in the NE.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 16, 2024 01:08 PM (XV/Pl)

201 Cheney/Nikki people are on their way to the pens via the Democrat party. The party of Common Sense is emerging. It is composed of all normal people from all walks of life.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2024 01:09 PM (vR8F3)

202 Night of the Voting Dead.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 16, 2024 01:09 PM (L/fGl)

203 >> This black American lady tore down Greek flags at a gyro shop because she thought they were Israeli: "I don't stand for Zionism!"

You don't get the Gyro you want.

You get the Gyro you deserve.

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2024 01:09 PM (w89Af)

204
>>>NEW - Foreign-born immigrants will be the only source of U.S. labor force growth after 2052, NFAP finds.

Oh for fucks sake.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 16, 2024 01:09 PM (xdQyQ)

205 I have a question. Why is AI unable to do some pictures with people with the normal amount of fingers?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2024 01:10 PM (MQJVv)

206 So after the four years that Biden prosecuted and persecuted thousands of people principally because they weren't in his political party, he's saying Trump will copy his abusive policy.

Posted by: SMOD at October 16, 2024 01:10 PM (AFudc)

207 203 >> This black American lady tore down Greek flags at a gyro shop because she thought they were Israeli: "I don't stand for Zionism!"

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hhhhhahahahahha Idiot.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2024 01:10 PM (jyAD3)

208 201 Cheney/Nikki people are on their way to the pens via the Democrat party. The party of Common Sense is emerging. It is composed of all normal people from all walks of life.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2024 01:09 PM (vR8F3)

======

Trump has won more than 95% of the Republican vote in the last two elections.

In line with pretty much every other presidential candidate of a major party in the modern era.

NeverTrump Republicans are only important because the media gives them oxygen. They're not an electoral force.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 16, 2024 01:11 PM (GBKbO)

209 That was the gripe of my late in-laws in Virginia Beach. Lots of loblolly pines in and around their yard.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 01:06 PM (v6JzV)

I have considered getting some form of gutter guard, but I am imagining them getting caught in them, making the annual chore even worse.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 16, 2024 01:11 PM (i24o9)

210 Night of the Voting Dead.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Zombies don't support Kamala. She has no brain for them to eat.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 01:11 PM (v6JzV)

211 Love these predictions of what will happen in 2052 when they can’t even get last month’s job numbers right 1/2 the time.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 16, 2024 01:11 PM (vA12x)

212 https://tinyurl.com/4tmbbb34
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
......

Chick can blow!

Posted by: wth at October 16, 2024 01:12 PM (v0R5T)

213
NEW - Foreign-born immigrants will be the only source of U.S. labor force growth after 2052, NFAP finds.

_________

Remember, the Democrats are all-in on full-term, federally-subidized abortions that healthcare providers will be compelled to perform, no exceptions.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2024 01:12 PM (EsZUh)

214
Swedish Meatball shops should watch out for bigoted black women, too, then.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 16, 2024 01:12 PM (xdQyQ)

215 This black American lady tore down Greek flags at a gyro shop because she thought they were Israeli: "I don't stand for Zionism!"

Hope she gets as long a sentence as the guy who tore down the ghey flag in Iowa.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 01:12 PM (v6JzV)

216 62
It's a long way
To the top
If you want to bark at birds
Posted by: Bon Scott first draft

I hear bagpipes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2024 12:37 PM (63Dwl)
----
You going to Tipperary?
Good thing you didn't hear banjos or, worse still, a solo saxophone.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la nusica fa paura at October 16, 2024 01:12 PM (qfLjt)

217 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 2h
NEW - Foreign-born immigrants will be the only source of U.S. labor force growth after 2052, NFAP finds.
--
I hate useless shit like that.
Their prediction is as accurate as mine: Monkeys will control robot mining of asteroids by 2052.

24 years ago was 1996.
Name one prediction from 1996 that panned out today.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 16, 2024 01:12 PM (rNE21)

218 Should I know who Steve Inman is ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2024 01:12 PM (IyPmt)

219 Sweet Baby Ray's seems to be the pick

there was this roadside joint where I used to live that had the best PP sandwiches

Posted by: Don Black means well at October 16, 2024 01:12 PM (/7KEl)

220 >>>Jeebus, I don't think I'd brag about having dead people vote so close to an election.

But it's dems.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
--------------

One thing they love is rubbing others noses in it.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2024 01:13 PM (vR8F3)

221 You don't get the Gyro you want.

You get the Gyro you deserve.
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2024 01:09 PM (w89Af)

We don't need another Gyro

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 16, 2024 01:13 PM (NtVYv)

222
Name one prediction from 1996 that panned out today.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 16, 2024 01:12 PM (rNE21)

________

Things will get worse.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2024 01:13 PM (EsZUh)

223 Ace is primarily interested in Not Girls.

And good, high quality shelves.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 16, 2024 01:13 PM (/6Lim)

224 >>Did anyone suggest she was an idiot before punching her in the mouth?

I watched her video of that. I'm almost certain it was an op by her to get likes.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 16, 2024 01:14 PM (Y1sOo)

225 This black American lady tore down Greek flags at a gyro shop because she thought they were Israeli: "I don't stand for Zionism!" 🤦‍♂️
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 16, 2024 01:05 PM (L/fGl)

Did anyone suggest she was an idiot before punching her in the mouth?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2024 01:07 PM

If Nick, his brother Spiro and his cousins, Nick and Nick, didn't, they will have shamed their ancestors.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 16, 2024 01:14 PM (ZANHd)

226 TJM — You’d probably really like fall if you lived in Texas. After melting all summer, reasonable temps are wonderful…. As I did my morning run this AM it was 47 degrees and it felt luxurious! More please….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 16, 2024 01:14 PM (HSqCq)

227
And global warming is going to make Earth inhabitable by 2045, the Institute for Bullshit & Lies find, IBL.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 16, 2024 01:14 PM (xdQyQ)

228 I love the Israeli flag. Blue and white. Simple yet impressive.

Posted by: dantesed at October 16, 2024 01:14 PM (Oy/m2)

229 226 TJM — You’d probably really like fall if you lived in Texas. After melting all summer, reasonable temps are wonderful…. As I did my morning run this AM it was 47 degrees and it felt luxurious! More please….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 16, 2024 01:14 PM (HSqCq)

=======

I mostly miss central FL.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 16, 2024 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

230 We don't need another Gyro
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 16, 2024 01:13 PM

It's lunchtime. I'm holding out for a gyro.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 16, 2024 01:14 PM (ZANHd)

231 >Also, Don: I realize that my BBQ sauce recommendation might not meet your criteria but I've had really good luck with them.

Posted by: NR Pax

my criteria is that it taste good!

'and be a simple kind of man'

Posted by: Don Black means well at October 16, 2024 01:15 PM (/7KEl)

232 207 203 The black lady, tearing down the Greek flag at a gyro joint. And then, Nick and Stavros come from the back room and introduce her to the floor with music from the movie "Z" playing.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 16, 2024 01:15 PM (gm9Sb)

233 Name one prediction from 1996 that panned out today.

Bill Clinton will still be looking for strange.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 16, 2024 01:15 PM (/6Lim)

234
What's that great Greek insult?

MAMALUKE?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 16, 2024 01:15 PM (xdQyQ)

235 NeverTrump Republicans are only important because the media gives them oxygen. They're not an electoral force.
--
That was the best part about them whining about Vance being the pick.

Not only have they had 9 years to present any sort of suggestion of a proposal of an idea of a possible alternative to Trump--and failed.
They are a nobody, nothing percentage of the party--why should any conservative listen to you?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 16, 2024 01:15 PM (rNE21)

236 The interesting thing Inman has done in compiling footage is he demonstrates how people react to being shot in the torso by a handgun.

It has nothing to do with anything depicted in films. Of course we know the films are fake, but I didn't know HOW they were fake.

It's the way people stiffen up with their feet together and legs straight, and fall over. Then they lie there and bleed to death. It's sad and unsettling even knowing most of the people shot in Inman's videos made some very bad choices leading to the shooting.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at October 16, 2024 01:16 PM (GD2xa)

237 Fall is far and away my favorite season. And it's finally starting to act like fall here in NoVa.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 01:16 PM (v6JzV)

238 Afternoon Ace. Love the video of the Swedish climate protester getting cracked in the face by the boom cam. Those people need more of that

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 16, 2024 01:16 PM (YUtTn)

239 That camera in the Rumble video... :-)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 16, 2024 01:16 PM (O7YUW)

240 It's lunchtime. I'm holding out for a gyro.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 16, 2024 01:14 PM (ZANHd)

=====

You may be holding out till the morning light.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 16, 2024 01:16 PM (DRSnL)

241 And global warming is going to make Earth inhabitable by 2045, the Institute for Bullshit & Lies find, IBL.
Posted by: Soothsayer
......

But if we pay more taxes everything will be fine.

Posted by: wth at October 16, 2024 01:16 PM (v0R5T)

242 Name one prediction from 1996 that panned out today.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 16, 2024 01:12 PM (rNE21)

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My favorite predictions are "climate change" predictions.

LOL

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2024 01:16 PM (jyAD3)

243 Remember the Afghan terrorist who got arrested the other day, while his brother was also being arrested in France?

Mayorkas claimed DHS had done all required vetting of this asshat. Turns out he just plain lied.

How many terrorists has this incompetent fashion bug let into America? Probably thousands.

https://tinyurl.com/4pmxtdm4

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 16, 2024 01:17 PM (QbC6G)

244 NeverTrump Republicans are only important because the media gives them oxygen. They're not an electoral force.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 16, 2024 01:11 PM (GBKbO)

They're annoying AF. What a useless existence.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 16, 2024 01:17 PM (i24o9)

245 But if we pay more taxes everything will be fine.
Posted by: wth at October 16, 2024 01:16 PM (v0R5T)

And eating the bugs. Very, very important to eat the bugs.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at October 16, 2024 01:17 PM (9mfKN)

246 What's that great Greek insult?

MAMALUKE?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 16, 2024 01:15 PM

Ahem...

That would be "MALAKA!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 16, 2024 01:17 PM (ZANHd)

247 238 Afternoon Ace. Love the video of the Swedish climate protester getting cracked in the face by the boom cam. Those people need more of that
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 16, 2024 01:16 PM (YUtTn)

----

I was kind of disappointed the camera operator didn't swing around and get the girl too.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2024 01:18 PM (jyAD3)

248 This black American lady tore down Greek flags at a gyro shop because she thought they were Israeli: "I don't stand for Zionism!"

You don't get the Gyro you want.

You get the Gyro you deserve.
Posted by: garrett

I hope the shop owner went Gyro Nazi on her.

"NO GYRO FOR YOU! Come back one year!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 16, 2024 01:18 PM (BkKar)

249
Right, malaka.

Thanks, malaka.

What's mamaluke, a ginzo insult?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 16, 2024 01:18 PM (xdQyQ)

250 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 16, 2024 01:17 PM (ZANHd)

What can I say? She’s into malakas Dino.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 16, 2024 01:18 PM (eZwyX)

251 This comment box intentionally let blank.

Posted by: Note at October 16, 2024 01:19 PM (XCUp7)

252 Kamalaka.

Posted by: wth at October 16, 2024 01:19 PM (v0R5T)

253
Unpopular opinion: rock music should use more bagpipes
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at October 16, 2024 12:38 PM (VGRuw)
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Bagpipes can be pretty metal when used correctly...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 16, 2024 12:39 PM (7fElN)

Werd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Op1Mng4oY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 16, 2024 01:19 PM (y9nCu)

254
You don't get the Gyro you want.

You get the Gyro you deserve.
Posted by: garrett

She's unstable. She needs a gyro.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2024 01:19 PM (63Dwl)

255 Cheese Burger , Chips and Greek Flag.

Greek Flag! No Israel !

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 16, 2024 01:20 PM (D6PGr)

256 nood although I think it's AI fake of ace posting about the FBI

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 01:20 PM (hovnC)

257 But if we pay more taxes everything will be fine.
Posted by: wth at October 16, 2024 01:16 PM (v0R5T)

And eating the bugs. Very, very important to eat the bugs.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at October 16, 2024 01:17 PM (9mfKN)

First, all meals at WEF meetings have to be cricket steaks and fly milk. The entertainment can be praying mantis having sex - the final death should give them a kick.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 16, 2024 01:20 PM (VNX3d)

258 I thought Magellan discovered the Malakas.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 01:20 PM (v6JzV)

259
Heh. I was just gonna mention "malaka" is kalama spelled backwards.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 16, 2024 01:20 PM (xdQyQ)

260 You don't get the Gyro you want.

You get the Gyro you deserve.
Posted by: garrett
======================
Ben Roethlisberger to the white courtesy phone....

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 16, 2024 01:21 PM (QbC6G)

261 Nood

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at October 16, 2024 01:21 PM (w3u3d)

262 I mostly miss central FL.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 16, 2024 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

My brother moved this year to near Daytona Beach after his whole life living in Illinois. Loves it so far

I love many things about Texas but will admit to missing SoCal where I lived for 30-plus years. The physical beauty there and the weather are unrivaled

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 16, 2024 01:21 PM (WdMlw)

263 180 154 150 No, no, those are leaves. The pieces of shit are the ones your dog leaves on the lawn and get raked with the leaves, so that you may either pick up a handful of crap or step on a pile of shit when attending to those leaves.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, si lamenta delle foglie del'Autunno at October 16, 2024 12:55 PM (qfLjt)

=======

I hate autumn...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 16, 2024 12:55 PM (GBKbO)
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I no longer rake those leaves. They rot in situ and get mulched with the first few mowings in spring.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, le foglie sono fertilizante at October 16, 2024 01:04 PM (qfLjt)

-----------------------

These leaves?

https://tinyurl.com/2bsffvdm

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 16, 2024 01:21 PM (NMT5x)

264 TikTok user @ambamelia shared a video of herself tearing down Greek flags at a Greek restaurant…..because she thought they were Israeli flags.

****

She shared the video of herself...

That's called a clue that the whole thing was staged by her. No one would share their own video of that.

Negative attention is better than no attention to these social media attention-hoors.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 16, 2024 01:21 PM (Y1sOo)

265 I love many things about Texas but will admit to missing SoCal where I lived for 30-plus years. The physical beauty there and the weather are unrivaled
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 16, 2024 01:21 PM (Wd

California arguably the most beautiful geographical state. Texas the ugliest.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 16, 2024 01:22 PM (D6PGr)

266 This black American lady tore down Greek flags at a gyro shop because she thought they were Israeli: "I don't stand for Zionism!" 🤦‍♂️
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 16, 2024 01:05 PM (L/fGl)

someone direct her to the Argentine steak house, for laughs.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2024 01:23 PM (D7oie)

267 173

I was in the hospital overnight being treated for flash retinal burns. What did I miss?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 16, 2024 01:03 PM (w9Wax)
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So you didnt pay heed to the sign in the Physics Lab:

DO NOT LOOK AT LASER WITH REMAINING EYE

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la lue era intensa at October 16, 2024 01:23 PM (qfLjt)

268 What can I say? She’s into malakas Dino.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One
______

In the family jewels?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 16, 2024 01:24 PM (Dm8we)

269 Unpopular opinion: rock music should use more bagpipes
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at October 16, 2024 12:38 PM (VGRuw)
---
Bagpipes can be pretty metal when used correctly...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 16, 2024 12:39 PM (7fElN)

Werd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Op1Mng4oY
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Freebird on the bagpipes. Doeshurt that Ally is a hottie.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vfvqIFvFZKo

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 16, 2024 01:24 PM (BkKar)

270 So my grandchildren will be served by foreign slaves? Sounds like my kinda democracy.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 16, 2024 01:26 PM (wBaIH)

271 I have considered getting some form of gutter guard, but I am imagining them getting caught in them, making the annual chore even worse.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 16, 2024 01:11 PM (i24o9)

you know you could just let the stay and plant native plants, you know. Snowberry, sword fern, indian plum, blackcap and thimble berry.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2024 01:26 PM (D7oie)

272 263 180 154 150 No, no, those are leaves. The pieces of shit are the ones your dog leaves on the lawn and get raked with the leaves, so that you may either pick up a handful of crap or step on a pile of shit when attending to those leaves.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, si lamenta delle foglie del'Autunno at October 16, 2024 12:55 PM (qfLjt)

=======

I hate autumn...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 16, 2024 12:55 PM (GBKbO)
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I no longer rake those leaves. They rot in situ and get mulched with the first few mowings in spring.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, le foglie sono fertilizante at October 16, 2024 01:04 PM (qfLjt)

-----------------------

These leaves?

https://tinyurl.com/2bsffvdm

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 16, 2024 01:21 PM (NMT5x)
----
Yes Yes!

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la luce era intensa at October 16, 2024 01:27 PM (qfLjt)

273 I no longer rake those leaves. They rot in situ and get mulched with the first few mowings in spring.
Posted by: Ciampino

I wait until they all fall and then give the yard a once over with the zero turn.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 16, 2024 01:29 PM (BkKar)

274 What's mamaluke, a ginzo insult?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 16, 2024 01:18 PM (xdQyQ)

Mamalukes were the slave army of the Caliphate who overthrew the Egyptian satrap to set up their own government. Their reign of 300 years was cut short when the entire class was shot down while they were on parade by the Ottoman ruler of Egypt in 1811 or so, after Napoleon left.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2024 01:35 PM (D7oie)

275 TIME magazine — yes, TIME — calls out Harris for refusing to take an interview 😆

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If Kamala doesn't do interviews it's bad. If she does it's worse.

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