Quick Hits

Arab racist Mehdi Hassan is arguing with black racist Brianha Joy-Grey about who hates white people and Jews more and who is higher on the progressive Attention Stack.

LOL: Politico's Propaganda Message of the Day is that we're currently enjoying a "dream economy" but the dumb voters don't appreciate it.

This is based on inflation dropping a tenth of a percent from August -- and being a tenth of a point higher than expectations.

Note that the cumulative effect of years of inflation now has prices 20%+ higher than they were before Harris-Biden "fixed" the Trump economy.

But the pace of inflation slightly fell, so prices aren't going up as quickly now, but are still going up from their already high level, and we're in a dream economy and you racists just won't admit it.

A couple of days ago, Trump announced a NYC rally to be held in Madison Square Garden.

A New York State Senator is using his political might to block Trump from speaking (in a safe environment) in New York City. I guess he wants him outdoors, with lots and lots of clear lines of sight for assassins:

Senator Brad Hoylman-Sigal
@bradhoylman
Let's be clear. Allowing Trump to hold an event at MSG is equivalent to the infamous Nazis rally at Madison Square Garden on February 20, 1939
. . . .
This is a disastrous decision by Madison Square Garden that will endanger the public safety of New Yorkers and has the potential to incite widespread violence.
For the good of NYC and its residents, I demand @TheGarden keep our city safe by cancelling the Trump rally

You're worried about violence? You're trying to create a good shooting lane for an assassin.

Walz, the Knucklehead, sometimes deals in crude Asian stereotypes but it's just because he's got so much "passion."

Andrew Stiles (not completely seriously):

Governor Tim Walz of Minnesota, the serial fabulist running for vice president on the Democratic ticket, has a bigoted code name for his running mate Kamala Harris. During a friendly interview with Democratic fundraiser and former comedian Jimmy Kimmel on Monday, the VP nominee confessed that Harris was listed as "My Dry Cleaner" in his phone contacts. "They told me to come up with something, and that was all I could think of," Walz chuckled.
In fact, there is nothing funny about misogyny and racism. Walz's "dry cleaner" code name is problematic for several reasons. Harris is running to be the first female president of the United States, but Walz's word choice suggests that women are better suited for domestic tasks such as doing laundry or dropping off their husband's work clothes at the dry cleaner. Hey, Tim, the 1950s called; they want their small-minded gender stereotypes back, bigot.
Harris would also be the first Asian-American president in history. Viewed in this context, it is reasonable to conclude that Walz is vehemently biased toward non-white ethnic groups. The Asian dry cleaner is a familiar trope that only a passionate racist would joke about on national television. This might explain Walz's bizarre affinity for communist China. A devoted white supremacist with low self-esteem would presumably enjoy surrounding himself with members of an inferior race. A racist misogynist would presumably view Asian women as subservient sex objects.

He subheds his piece: #StopAsianHate.

Do Better, Chinese agent-in-place.

#DoBetter.

Hillary Clinton's latest "book" bombed harder than Jake Tapper's.

Diminishing Returns: Hillary Clinton's Second Angsty Screed About 2016 Loss Sells Way Fewer Copies Than the First

Maybe now she'll finally go away (or at least accept the fact that no one cares)
Simon & Schuster
...

Hillary has just written another memoir about how unfair it was that she lost to Donald Trump and why you still owe her an apology for being right about everything. Released last month, Something Lost, Something Gained: Lessons on Life, Love, and Liberty is a tedious slog through familiar grievances and blatant lies about her "thicker skin" and "stiffer spine." She lauds herself as "the first woman to win a presidential primary, the nomination of a major party, and the national popular vote." She remembers the good times when she "flew on Air Force One, dined with kings and queens, and was constantly surrounded by armed guards." She refuses to go away or accept the fact that no one cares.
You probably won't be surprised to learn that sales of her second angsty screed about losing the 2016 election are much lower this time around. Something Lost, Something Gained sold just 27,000 copies in its first week, according to an industry source. That's less than 20 percent of her "record-breaking" haul during the Trump administration, when trauma-brained MSNBC viewers were particularly ravenous for #Resistance slop. That's still an alarming number of copies--more than eight times the week-one sales for Extremely Online (2023), the fawning history of teen influencers by disgraced reporter Taylor Lorenz. But the trend line is promising.
Read our review of Hillary's new book if you'd like to know the unlikely name she's given her "postmenopausal belly," and other sad facts.

Oh boy you know I do! That review is here.

Hillary Clinton isn't going anywhere. Why would she? She was right. She tried to warn us. She was treated so unfairly. She deserved it; we betrayed her. We were sexist. We were duped. She was robbed. Putin, Comey, Facebook, Electoral College. The goddamned voters, man. Sorry? She's not sorry. She's still waiting for an apology from you. From all of us.

...

"These days, I find myself thinking mostly about the future," Hillary bluffs as she relitigates old grievances. "Time and so many battles won and lost have given me a thicker skin and a stiffer spine." How she really feels is revealed in the text. Her "pang of vindication" when Trump was convicted of paying hush money to a porn star. "A fraud was committed against the American people, against all of us," she bristles. "I would have won. ... Even now, just thinking about that moment makes fury well up in my chest." She's owed an apology, dammit, even if we don't deserve her forgiveness just yet.
...
When she's not moping about being right, Hillary tries to convince us she doesn't spend all her time obsessing about politics. That she's fun! You can imagine how persuasive this is. Several chapters recount good times hanging out with old friends who know her as "Big Girl," and her "postmenopausal belly" as "Beulah." (Don't ask.)

Oh I won't.

The Free Beacon has unmasked another woke DEI hire whose career, such as it is, is built on white guilt and massive plagiarism.

The dean of Michigan State University's College of Education, Jerlando Jackson, plagiarized extensively over the course of his career, according to a complaint filed with the university on Thursday, lifting text without attribution and raising questions about his fitness to lead one of the top teacher training programs in the country.
The complaint includes nearly 40 examples of plagiarism that span nine of Jackson's papers, including his Ph.D. thesis, and range from single sentences to full pages. It adds to the allegations of research misconduct already facing the embattled dean, who was a coauthor on several papers implicated in complaints against diversity officials earlier this year, including Harvard University's chief diversity officer, Sherri Ann Charleston.
"Jackson has failed all ordinary standards of academic honesty," said Peter Wood, the head of the National Association of Scholars and a former provost at Boston University, where he helped lead plagiarism investigations of faculty and alumni. "As long as he remains as a dean, the university has no legitimate basis to hold students and faculty to basic standards of intellectual integrity."
Michigan State University defines plagiarism as "copying another person's text or ideas and passing the copied material as your own." And Jackson--who can expel students for "academic misconduct," per the university's handbook--has a decades-long record of doing just that.
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The allegations against Jackson come as teachers are confronting a wave of AI-generated plagiarism in student writing. Demand for AI detection tools has surged since the release of ChatGPT, according to data from the Center for Democracy and Technology, jumping by 30 percentage points in just one year and corresponding to an increase in student discipline.
That context makes the allegations all the more galling, said Steve McGuire, a fellow at the American Council of Trustees and Alumni, given that graduates of Jackson's program will inherit a plagiarism crisis with no precedent in modern memory.
"It makes a mockery of the whole enterprise of education to have someone who appears to be a serial plagiarist running a school of education, especially in an age in which teachers and professors are increasingly encountering extensive academic dishonesty facilitated by the rise of artificial intelligence," McGuire wrote in an email. "How can educators combat this very real crisis if students can point to academic leaders and accuse them of plagiarism too?"
Jackson and Michigan State University did not respond to requests for comment.

Hamas made one enemy too many: This time, they pissed off an LA restaurant owner who, if I understand his words properly, is connected to the "Albanian mob."

And he doesn't need the mob for back-up. He's got Mr. Left and Mr. Right with him at all times.

Breaking: A restaurant manager in Los Angeles knocks out a Hamas protestor who was harassing his patrons in the restaurant.

This country must show these domestic terrorists that we will not be intimidated by them. pic.twitter.com/LJce7EWs4C
— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) October 9, 2024

This bigot didn't enjoy the Cultural Enrichment of Arab invaders repeatedly slapping him in the face, I guess.

Do better, restaurant owner.

#DoBetter.

Posted by: Ace at 05:28 PM

Comments

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1 Centered!

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 10, 2024 05:29 PM (DRSnL)

2 Dreamy for grifters and those connected..normal undesirables? Not so much

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 10, 2024 05:29 PM (/6GbT)

3 o o

Posted by: wth at October 10, 2024 05:31 PM (v0R5T)

4 Hillary was not treated unfairly. The Presidency is not something a person "deserves". People just chose not to vote for her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2024 05:32 PM (MQJVv)

5 I misread the first line as Arab r8pist.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 10, 2024 05:33 PM (6gSPY)

6 The restaurant has a good punch; Good for him!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2024 05:33 PM (MQJVv)

7 Hateful people arguing about who hates who most is 2024 at its most stupid.

Posted by: huerfano at October 10, 2024 05:33 PM (VGOMa)

8 Something Lost, Something Gained

Needs to be a musical. I'll help:
"My husband's nut a blue dress stained"

Get Depeche Mode to score the music and we're set

Posted by: qAxSt at October 10, 2024 05:33 PM (X6iBy)

9 Meant "restaurant manager"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2024 05:33 PM (MQJVv)

10 The restaurant manager has some skillz. "Let's go, b_tch!"

LOL

Posted by: mrp at October 10, 2024 05:34 PM (rj6Yv)

11 Arab racist Mehdi Hassan is arguing with black racist Brianna Joy-Grey about who hates white people and Jews more and who is higher on the progressive Attention Stack.

South Park already did a retard fight.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 10, 2024 05:34 PM (FnneF)

12 Arab racist Mehdi Hassan is arguing with black racist Brianna Joy-Grey about who hates white people and Jews more and who is higher on the progressive Attention Stack.

Can't they both lose?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 05:34 PM (xCA6C)

13
walz is Major Knucklehead, on account of his "service."

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 10, 2024 05:34 PM (ovpau)

14 Ace, I hope you saw the anti-hate exhibition in LA.

They have a replica of Trump's severed head for people to kick, and another exhibit of a nude Trump with mutilated genitals.

You know, the usual anti-hate stuff.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 10, 2024 05:34 PM (lTGtQ)

15 You all don't get it... just like Obama's books, it is all about them paying off politicians with the Book ADVANCE...

They don't care about how many books sell... this is nothing more than money laundering.

How else do Politicians all somehow get rich, much more than the salaries they are paid.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 10, 2024 05:35 PM (QAkQ3)

16 Several chapters recount good times hanging out with old friends who know her as "Big Girl," and her "postmenopausal belly" as "Beulah." (Don't ask.)
______

I thought the correct word was "gunt".

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 10, 2024 05:35 PM (xbfin)

17 Okay Ace I need to stop watching the manager now… good move on not putting that first in your post..

Posted by: tubal at October 10, 2024 05:35 PM (PCK5/)

18 The Beverly Hills restaurant said it wasn't one of theirs, meaning the puncher. Sounds like he was a patron? According to KTLA: https://tinyurl.com/58yyuh8r

Posted by: beckster at October 10, 2024 05:35 PM (GbGY3)

19 How are all of you American morons enjoying the dteam economy?

From last thread, daily steaks and bj's must rule....

Posted by: Stateless at October 10, 2024 05:35 PM (jvJvP)

20 [io] The complaint includes nearly 40 examples of plagiarism that span nine of Jackson's papers, including his Ph.D. thesis, and range from single sentences to full pages. It adds to the allegations of research misconduct already facing the embattled dean, who was a coauthor on several papers implicated in complaints against diversity officials earlier this year, including Harvard University's chief diversity officer, Sherri Ann Charleston.

"Jackson has failed all ordinary standards of academic honesty," said Peter Wood, the head of the National Association of Scholars and a former provost at Boston University, where he helped lead plagiarism investigations of faculty and alumni. "As long as he remains as a dean, the university has no legitimate basis to hold students and faculty to basic standards of intellectual integrity."

You know what they call someone with this level of cheating?

Not Doctor, that's for damn sure.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 05:35 PM (xCA6C)

21 12 Arab racist Mehdi Hassan is arguing with black racist Brianna Joy-Grey about who hates white people and Jews more and who is higher on the progressive Attention Stack.

Can't they both lose?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 05:34 PM (xCA6C)

What is funny is that Arabs are some of the most Racist people on Earth.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 10, 2024 05:36 PM (QAkQ3)

22 Politico has adopted an Ubisoft-like strategy, lying and blaming their audience for their bigotry and stupidity.

POLITICO
@politico
Harris is riding a dream economy into the election. It may be too late for voters to notice.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 10, 2024 05:36 PM (L/fGl)

23 Seasonal hiring is the increase in jobs numbers.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 05:36 PM (I1GXe)

24 Is it punch a protestor day??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2024 05:36 PM (q7hip)

25 Note that the cumulative effect of years of inflation now has prices 20%+ higher than they were before Harris-Biden "fixed" the Trump economy.

I'm paying double at the grocery store over the last 4 years. Now maybe iPhones or fentanyl have only come up 20% but I'm not buying either of those

Posted by: 18-1 at October 10, 2024 05:37 PM (oZhjI)

26 Read the content.

Not just quick hits, lots of content!

Love them fighting.

Love them getting caught gaslighting and lying.

Love them not selling books.

Love them getting caught plagiarizing.

Posted by: scottst at October 10, 2024 05:37 PM (gbwMD)

27 Guees a hoodie is not a good punch deflector…

Posted by: tubal at October 10, 2024 05:37 PM (PCK5/)

28 the VP nominee confessed that Harris was listed as "My Dry Cleaner" in his phone contacts. "They told me to come up with something, and that was all I could think of," Walz chuckled.

You should see how Kamala has Walz labelled in her phone contact list:

"Worst decision of my life"

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 10, 2024 05:37 PM (+oR7L)

29 Okay Ace I need to stop watching the manager now… good move on not putting that first in your post..

I get a kick out of this, because everyone now does the bounce up and down, and pump your fists at the floor thing. Also, calling your opponent "bitch".

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 05:38 PM (xCA6C)

30 How much do you guys want to bet that the restaurant owner will be charged with assault?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 10, 2024 05:38 PM (6gSPY)

31
They don't care about how many books sell... this is nothing more than money laundering.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 10, 2024 05:35 PM (QAkQ3)

Thanks for saving me some typing.
And stringing thoughts together...

Posted by: Stateless at October 10, 2024 05:38 PM (jvJvP)

32 Nice punch.

I wanted to see him then go after that asshoe like the Office Space nerds went after their copier in the field.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 10, 2024 05:38 PM (ufFY8)

33 riding a dream economy into the election. It may be too late for voters to notice.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

Yeah, is is such a dream that Amazon is laying off 14,000 people over the next three months.

So much for that myth about a Christmas shopping season.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 10, 2024 05:38 PM (lTGtQ)

34 Arab racist Mehdi Hassan is arguing with black racist Brianha Joy-Grey about who hates white people and Jews more and who is higher on the progressive Attention Stack.
_______________

Now they can argue over which demographic has the lower IQ. Gonna be a close-run thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 05:38 PM (YqDXo)

35 POLITICO
@politico
Harris is riding a dream economy into the election. It may be too late for voters to notice.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 10, 2024 05:36 PM

Now that is some serious gaslighting right there......they have reached ludicrous speed and have gone plaid with that whopper.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 10, 2024 05:39 PM (QNSds)

36 Is it punch a protestor day??

No, it's punch an ass***e day.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 05:39 PM (xCA6C)

37 Our local library buys not one, but two, Hillary! books upon publication. And after one month those books get dusty and turn the whole shelf to toxic mold.

I hate subsidizing that nasty crone.

Posted by: 13times at October 10, 2024 05:39 PM (SVYPk)

38 Breaking: A restaurant manager in Los Angeles knocks out a Hamas protestor who was harassing his patrons in the restaurant.

AWESOME

"Anti-Semite, party of 1. You're table is ready"

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 10, 2024 05:39 PM (+oR7L)

39 Like the waiter just strolling around taking orders…

Posted by: tubal at October 10, 2024 05:39 PM (PCK5/)

40 Arab racist Mehdi Hassan is arguing with black racist Brianha Joy-Grey about who hates white people and Jews more and who is higher on the progressive Attention Stack.
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Would it be wrong to hope for casualties?

I don't care. I'm hoping for them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 05:39 PM (YqDXo)

41 Voters still feel that day-to-day costs are expensive...

How can we not be convinced by such brilliant argumentation from the EXPERTS?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 10, 2024 05:39 PM (FnneF)

42 How much do you guys want to bet that the restaurant owner will be charged with assault?
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 10, 2024 05:38 PM (6gSPY)

Or the insurance company calls and sez "fire that guy or your policy is cancelled."

Posted by: mrp at October 10, 2024 05:39 PM (rj6Yv)

43 Punches guy out and then gets something in his hand and eggs on the others...
Is that a broken bottle he picks up?
I'd back off too...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 10, 2024 05:39 PM (DSRy7)

44 You should see how Kamala has Walz labelled in her phone contact list:

"Worst decision of my life"

Eh, there's a lot of competition for that slot.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 05:39 PM (xCA6C)

45 29 Okay Ace I need to stop watching the manager now… good move on not putting that first in your post..

I get a kick out of this, because everyone now does the bounce up and down, and pump your fists at the floor thing. Also, calling your opponent "bitch".
Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 05:38

Since I've never been in a fight, why do dudes take off their shirt while they're bouncing around getting ready to fight someone? Same reason chicks tie their hair up?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 10, 2024 05:40 PM (6gSPY)

46 43 Punches guy out and then gets something in his hand and eggs on the others...
Is that a broken bottle he picks up?
I'd back off too...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 10, 2024 05:39 PM (DSRy7)

Looks like a big heavy candle holder..

Posted by: tubal at October 10, 2024 05:40 PM (PCK5/)

47 POLITICO
@politico
Harris is riding a dream economy into the election. It may be too late for voters to notice.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 10, 2024 05:36 PM
________________

Breaking: POLITICO has just announced it is laying off half of its staff.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 05:40 PM (YqDXo)

48 >>> 28 the VP nominee confessed that Harris was listed as "My Dry Cleaner" in his phone contacts. "They told me to come up with something, and that was all I could think of," Walz chuckled.

You should see how Kamala has Walz labelled in her phone contact list:

"Worst decision of my life"
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 10, 2024 05:37 PM (+oR7L)

He should have put her in as "Coconut".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 10, 2024 05:41 PM (FnneF)

49 Breaking: POLITICO has just announced it is laying off half of its staff.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 05:40 PM (YqDXo)

DJT is breaking them one by one.

Posted by: mrp at October 10, 2024 05:41 PM (rj6Yv)

50 Since I've never been in a fight, why do dudes take off their shirt while they're bouncing around getting ready to fight someone? Same reason chicks tie their hair up?

Posted by: CaliGirl

I recall a fight where one combatant needed to remove his shirt because it belonged to his older brother, and brother would really kick his ass if it got torn or bloody.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 10, 2024 05:42 PM (lTGtQ)

51 Since I've never been in a fight, why do dudes take off their shirt while they're bouncing around getting ready to fight someone? Same reason chicks tie their hair up?
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 10, 2024 05:40 PM (6gSPY)

Mostly because you don't want the shirt pulled up over your head, rendering you defenseless nor do you want it used to pull you off balance.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2024 05:42 PM (q7hip)

52 A New York State Senator is using his political might to block Trump from speaking (in a safe environment) in New York City. I guess he wants him outdoors, with lots and lots of clear lines of sight for assassins:

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"Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship, Comrade!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 10, 2024 05:42 PM (dbxe7)

53 How much do you guys want to bet that the restaurant owner will be charged with assault?
Posted by: CaliGirl

'Protester' threw the 1st punch: self defense.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 10, 2024 05:42 PM (DSRy7)

54 Since I've never been in a fight, why do dudes take off their shirt while they're bouncing around getting ready to fight someone?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 10, 2024 05:40 PM (6gSPY)
_________________

No. It's the same reason gorillas beat their chests.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 05:42 PM (YqDXo)

55 The hamasshole swung first.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 05:43 PM (I1GXe)

56 Since I've never been in a fight, why do dudes take off their shirt while they're bouncing around getting ready to fight someone? Same reason chicks tie their hair up?

Posted by: CaliGirl

I recall a fight where one combatant needed to remove his shirt because it belonged to his older brother, and brother would really kick his ass if it got torn or bloody.

There's a YT clip where a big black guy squares off with a much smaller white guy, who promptly drops his pants. The black guy ran away.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 05:43 PM (xCA6C)

57 I get a kick out of this, because everyone now does the bounce up and down, and pump your fists at the floor thing. Also, calling your opponent "bitch".
Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 05:38
_________________

Ghetto fabulous.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 05:43 PM (YqDXo)

58 "Do better, restaurant owner."

Yeah, knock a few more of those punks out, don't just stop at one.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 10, 2024 05:43 PM (O7YUW)

59 Since I've never been in a fight, why do dudes take off their shirt while they're bouncing around getting ready to fight someone?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 10, 2024 05:40 PM (6gSPY)
_________________

No. It's the same reason gorillas beat their chests.

There you go.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 05:43 PM (xCA6C)

60

I recall a fight where one combatant needed to remove his shirt because it belonged to his older brother, and brother would really kick his ass if it got torn or bloody.

There's a YT clip where a big black guy squares off with a much smaller white guy, who promptly drops his pants. The black guy ran away.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 05:43 PM (xCA6C)

I'm kind of looking for self defense techniques but I don't think that'll work for girls.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 10, 2024 05:44 PM (6gSPY)

61 Voters still feel that day-to-day costs are expensive...
_________________

"Feelings, whoa whoa whoa, feeeeeeeelings, whoa whoa whoa ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 05:44 PM (YqDXo)

62 (willowed)

I wonder how much worse they could re-make the movies "Thelma and Louise" and "A League of Their Own"?

Posted by: Crusader at October 10, 2024 05:44 PM (TN0g+)

63 Jerlando Jackson. I don't need a picture. Social promotion, then affirmative action. The guy (or girl, or ?) never had to do any serious scholarship his/her/its life, so he/she/it used "copy and paste" to create papers, just like he/she/it had been doing for years, to accolades. He/she/it may well be wondering what all the fuss is about.
The perfect encapsulation of The Education Establishment.

Posted by: buddhaha at October 10, 2024 05:45 PM (66ke4)

64 >>Breaking: POLITICO has just announced it is laying off half of its staff.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 05:40 PM

But, POLLUTICO says Harris is riding a dream economy.

https://tinyurl.com/2vamfp3t

Posted by: huerfano at October 10, 2024 05:45 PM (VGOMa)

65 I saw a bumper sticker today that read, "When fascism comes to America, it'll be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross." I composed my own. Fascism has come to this country and it's wrapped in a coexist sticker and carrying a Hate Has No Home Here sign.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 10, 2024 05:45 PM (L/fGl)

66 Pretty good right hand by restaurant guy. While wearing a jacket and tie.

Posted by: scampydog at October 10, 2024 05:45 PM (2bFN5)

67 There's a YT clip where a big black guy squares off with a much smaller white guy, who promptly drops his pants. The black guy ran away.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 05:43 PM (xCA6C)

I'm kind of looking for self defense techniques but I don't think that'll work for girls.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 10, 2024 05:44 PM (6gSPY)

Depends on if you're a girl or a 'girl'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2024 05:45 PM (q7hip)

68 Several chapters recount good times hanging out with old friends who know her as "Big Girl," and her "postmenopausal belly" as "Beulah." (Don't ask.)
______

I thought the correct word was "gunt".
Posted by: Chuck Martel
__________

Beulah seems right. There has never been an attractive woman named Beulah. That's the name of a lunch lady slinging stewed tomatoes with a cig in her mouth.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 10, 2024 05:45 PM (Dm8we)

69
That last time I saw someone in a tie and sportcoat knock somebody out like that was at the regatta classic after party with Muffy and Jeff last summer.

Posted by: Thurston Howell III at October 10, 2024 05:45 PM (+oR7L)

70 >>>She lauds herself as "the first woman to win a presidential primary, the nomination of a major party

She should have said she's the ONLY woman to win a presidential primary (even if she bought it), because that's more than Kamala's done.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 10, 2024 05:46 PM (w6EFb)

71 I get a kick out of this, because everyone now does the bounce up and down, and pump your fists at the floor thing. Also, calling your opponent "bitch".
Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 05:38
________________

The US is turning into the world's largest ghetto.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 05:46 PM (YqDXo)

72 Since I've never been in a fight, why do dudes take off their shirt while they're bouncing around getting ready to fight someone? Same reason chicks tie their hair up?
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 10, 2024 05:40 PM (6gSPY)

Mostly because you don't want the shirt pulled up over your head, rendering you defenseless nor do you want it used to pull you off balance.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2024 05:42 PM (q7hip)

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Also to intimidate opponents by showing off massive arms, pecs, lays, and delts.

Posted by: Tater Stelter, Sex Machine at October 10, 2024 05:46 PM (dbxe7)

73 If chicks took off their shirt before a fight, there might not be a fight.

Posted by: headless body in a topless comment box at October 10, 2024 05:46 PM (12gd1)

74 CaliGirl, mace or bear spray.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 05:46 PM (I1GXe)

75 Half of politico?

Just half?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2024 05:46 PM (q7hip)

76 I wonder how much worse they could re-make the movies "Thelma and Louise" and "A League of Their Own"?
Posted by: Crusader

There is no end to their idiocy. Always darker.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 10, 2024 05:46 PM (IG4Id)

77
kalama harris as a 911 dispatcher:

https://is.gd/IpqdhK

Mind you: this is a 16-month old video, 1.1 million views.

Just mentioning that in case you've been gaslighted into thinking that kalama harris was NOT ALWAYS a laughing stock.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 10, 2024 05:46 PM (ovpau)

78 {32} Nice punch.

I wanted to see him then go after that asshoe like the Office Space nerds went after their copier in the field.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 10, 2024 05:38 PM (ufFY

You asked for it, you got it. (NSFW language but it's after 5 PM so you shouldn't be at work anyway. "I'll allow it!" -- Judge Mills Lane.)

https://youtu.be/N9wsjroVlu8

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 10, 2024 05:47 PM (O7YUW)

79 75 Half of politico?

Just half?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2024 05:46 PM (q7hip)

Their new name will be Tico…

Posted by: tubal at October 10, 2024 05:47 PM (PCK5/)

80 Half of politico?

Just half?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2024 05:46 PM (q7hip)

And just as unimportantly, which half?

Posted by: mrp at October 10, 2024 05:47 PM (rj6Yv)

81 Ancient Chinese secret, eh?

Posted by: wa;z's wife pulling mao's little red book out of folder titled Harris-Walz 2024 at October 10, 2024 05:47 PM (CEzQx)

82 Breaking: POLITICO has just announced it is laying off half of its staff.

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A dream come true!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 10, 2024 05:47 PM (L/fGl)

83 Note that the cumulative effect of years of inflation now has prices 20%+ higher than they were before Harris-Biden "fixed" the Trump economy.
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Most people are too stupid to grasp that the measure of inflation is cumulative.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 05:48 PM (YqDXo)

84 LOL: Politico's Propaganda Message of the Day

@politico
Harris is riding a dream economy into the election. It may be too late for voters to notice.

They're half right.

A nightmare is technically a "dream."

But the voters are noticing the hell out of it.

Posted by: mikeski at October 10, 2024 05:48 PM (DgGvY)

85 The first rule of the Albanian mob is to not talk about the Albanian mob.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at October 10, 2024 05:49 PM (Z8Yh2)

86 "Harris is riding a dream economy into the election."

hehehehe... riding... hehehehe...

Posted by: Beavis at October 10, 2024 05:49 PM (i0F8b)

87 Beulah Bondi was a fine character actress. There was a radio & TV show named "Beulah," Hattie McDaniel was one of the women who played her. What the heck is Hillary Rotten Klinton implying?

Posted by: Baldy at October 10, 2024 05:49 PM (BPVy0)

88
Do better, restaurant owner.

You're right. He should have hit him AGAIN.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 10, 2024 05:49 PM (63Dwl)

89 Diminishing Returns: Hillary Clinton's Second Angsty Screed About 2016 Loss Sells Way Fewer Copies Than the First

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Unexpectedly!

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 10, 2024 05:49 PM (dbxe7)

90 It kinda sounded like the owner said "wanna mess with the mob"?

So we have the Albanian mob versus Hamas terrorists? Or maybe just the American mob ... but they also are multi-culti now.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 10, 2024 05:49 PM (Cus5s)

91 There's a YT clip where a big black guy squares off with a much smaller white guy, who promptly drops his pants. The black guy ran away.
Posted by: Archimedes
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If he had only being wearing these.

Posted by: Chuck Norris Action Pants at October 10, 2024 05:49 PM (2bFN5)

92 Half of politico?

Just half?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2024 05:46 PM (q7hip)

And just as unimportantly, which half?
Posted by: mrp at October 10, 2024 05:47 PM (rj6Yv)

The half that keeps the website running and the lights on. The hacks yapping in their articles are being kept.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 10, 2024 05:49 PM (VNX3d)

93
74 CaliGirl, mace or bear spray.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 05:46 PM (I1GXe)

Also, running away to safety is a good option. Watching people hit the ground after being cold cocked on the street scares me to death, it's not so much the punch want it's the falling on the concrete on their face. And the psychos that keep doing this in the cities to old ladies should get the death penalty.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 10, 2024 05:49 PM (6gSPY)

94
Cocksucker jerome powell radically and recklessly lowered interest rates right before an election because, yeah, "dream economy."

Fuck You, Politico.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 10, 2024 05:50 PM (ovpau)

95 "Harris is riding a dream economy into the election."

hehehehe... riding... hehehehe...
Posted by: Beavis at October 10, 2024 05:49 PM (i0F8b)

Accompanied by Monty Python's clapping coconuts.

Posted by: mrp at October 10, 2024 05:50 PM (rj6Yv)

96 Killary has another book, must be a TP shortage in Africa.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 05:50 PM (I1GXe)

97 Read our review of Hillary's new book if you'd like to know the unlikely name she's given her "postmenopausal belly," and other sad facts.

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Kuato?

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 10, 2024 05:51 PM (T4kcV)

98 The job numbers are Almost entirely part time and govenrment jobs, with a healthy dose of foreign workers Dreamy for themi, I suppose.

Posted by: LASue at October 10, 2024 05:51 PM (wbkfL)

99
Multiple people trapped underground in Colorado's Molly Kathleen Mine in Cripple Creek. The mine is 1,000 ft deep and is a popular tourist attraction.

Equipment failure is the reason given.

Posted by: four seasons at October 10, 2024 05:51 PM (3ek7K)

100 Killary has another book, must be a TP shortage in Africa.
Posted by: Ben Had

FEMA can use them in disasters for kindling fires....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 10, 2024 05:52 PM (VNX3d)

101 I'm looking forward to the day Kamala is a spokesman for mattresses.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 05:52 PM (xCA6C)

102 >>98 The job numbers are Almost entirely part time and govenrment jobs, with a healthy dose of foreign workers Dreamy for themi, I suppose.

illegals filled something like 1.2 million new jobs while citizens lost nearly 900,000

yayyyyy

Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 05:52 PM (KRtlO)

103 Posted by: Soothsayer at October 10, 2024 05:46 PM (ovpau)

That woman does a really good job. If she actually looked like Kamala I think she'd better than the woman on SNL who is quite good.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2024 05:52 PM (MQJVv)

104 In sure Hillary got a nice big payday out of this book regardless of the sales . The publishing business is big money laundering for political types

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 10, 2024 05:52 PM (UJ9QF)

105 If chicks took off their shirt before a fight, there might not be a fight.
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woof! woof!

Posted by: Jay Peterman at October 10, 2024 05:52 PM (CEzQx)

106 The dean of Michigan State University's College of Education, Jerlando Jackson, plagiarized extensively over the course of his career, according to a complaint filed with the university on Thursday, lifting text without attribution and raising questions about his fitness to lead one of the top teacher training programs in the country.

The complaint includes nearly 40 examples of plagiarism that span nine of Jackson's papers, including his Ph.D. thesis, and range from single sentences to full pages.
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OK, that does it. We need to examine the writing of every black faculty member for plagiarism. I'm getting the impression that none of them ever write anything original.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 05:52 PM (YqDXo)

107 The half that keeps the website running and the lights on. The hacks yapping in their articles are being kept.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 10, 2024 05:49 PM (VNX3d)

Well, the commies keep yelling at the yokels "Learn to code!" and for once, the commies were right!

Posted by: mrp at October 10, 2024 05:52 PM (rj6Yv)

108 >>>Kuato?

nice

Kuato more like squatto am i rite

Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 05:52 PM (KRtlO)

109 Multiple people trapped underground in Colorado's Molly Kathleen Mine in Cripple Creek. The mine is 1,000 ft deep and is a popular tourist attraction.

Equipment failure is the reason given.

Don't send the Eloi after them.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 05:52 PM (xCA6C)

110 Trump up in all seven swing states.

https://tinyurl.com/srmv5239

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2024 05:53 PM (q7hip)

111 FEMA can use them in disasters for kindling fires....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 10, 2024 05:52 PM (VNX3d)
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Building retaining walls to keep floodwaters out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 05:53 PM (YqDXo)

112 (willowed)

I wonder how much worse they could re-make the movies "Thelma and Louise" and "A League of Their Own"?
Posted by: Crusader at October 10, 2024 05:44 PM (TN0g+)

League of their Own - trans dudes join the team and drive the women out while ogling them in the locker room.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 10, 2024 05:53 PM (n7h9X)

113 OK, that does it. We need to examine the writing of every black faculty member for plagiarism. I'm getting the impression that none of them ever write anything original.

Thomas Sowell is safe.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 05:53 PM (xCA6C)

114 As a former miner I have a Protip… never go underground in a place you can’t walk out of…

Posted by: tubal at October 10, 2024 05:54 PM (PCK5/)

115 Trump up in all seven swing states.

https://tinyurl.com/srmv5239

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2024 05:53 PM (q7hip)
________________

Racism/sexism straight-up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 05:54 PM (YqDXo)

116 >>>The dean of Michigan State University's College of Education, Jerlando Jackson, plagiarized extensively over the course of his career, according to a complaint filed with the university on Thursday, lifting text without attribution and raising questions about his fitness to lead one of the top teacher training programs in the country.
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It's called "sampling." We are too old to appreciate this edgy art form and shouldn't even bring it up.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 10, 2024 05:54 PM (vCRHt)

117 Do Better, Chinese agent-in-place.
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Walz end up in Fang Fang's contact list too?

Posted by: scampydog at October 10, 2024 05:54 PM (2bFN5)

118 The fed always cuts the interest rate by half a percent when things are dreamy.

Oh, wait, no. They have only cut rates by half a percent when a major recession has started.

ALWAYS, 100% of the times in history.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 10, 2024 05:54 PM (lTGtQ)

119
amen tubal

Posted by: four seasons at October 10, 2024 05:54 PM (3ek7K)

120 OK, that does it. We need to examine the writing of every black faculty member for plagiarism. I'm getting the impression that none of them ever write anything original.

Thomas Sowell is safe.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 05:53 PM (xCA6C)

Leftist can't write anything original, they will get purged.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 10, 2024 05:54 PM (n7h9X)

121 >>> ... cumulative effect of years of inflation now has prices 20%+ higher than they were before Harris-Biden "fixed" the Trump economy.

I think that is a lower bound number assuming one spends no money on food, energy, housing,, or insurance.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 10, 2024 05:54 PM (/lPRQ)

122 Anyone trapped in the mine named Timothy?

Posted by: davidt at October 10, 2024 05:55 PM (i0F8b)

123 Wait ...

You think the suits are going fire the web guys? Where's the justice in doing that?

Posted by: mrp at October 10, 2024 05:55 PM (rj6Yv)

124 "Roving deportation squads" sound pretty good to me.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 10, 2024 05:55 PM (w6EFb)

125 Thomas Sowell is safe.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 05:53 PM (xCA6C)
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He is.

That's one down, about a million to go.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 05:55 PM (YqDXo)

126 I'm getting the impression that none of them ever write anything original.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 05:52 PM (YqDXo)

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Well, how many ways are there to say white people are de debil?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 10, 2024 05:55 PM (2UnvF)

127 Every book written by Hillary always bomb. Maybe it's because nobody wants to read something by a washed up old hag.

Posted by: dantesed at October 10, 2024 05:55 PM (Oy/m2)

128 Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, ay, ah, wooh!
M-m-m-my Dry Cleaner!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 10, 2024 05:56 PM (L/fGl)

129
OK, that does it. We need to examine the writing of every black faculty member for plagiarism. I'm getting the impression that none of them ever write anything original.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 05:52 PM (YqDXo)

Not just them, I bet a lot of the soft sciences people will have plagiarism in their writings.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 10, 2024 05:56 PM (6gSPY)

130 Leftist can't write anything original, they will get purged.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 10, 2024 05:54 PM (n7h9X)
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There's apparently some Ur-Author that wrote something original, and everyone else on the left just plagiarizes it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 05:56 PM (YqDXo)

131 Only thing I want to read about Killary comes on the obit page

Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 05:56 PM (I1GXe)

132 >>>Okay Ace I need to stop watching the manager now… good move on not putting that first in your post..

it's so satisfying. There's a nice *crack* and then, as Steve Inman says, the Blue Screen of Death.

Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 05:56 PM (KRtlO)

133

On the show Truth or Consequences , contestants received roughly two seconds to answer a trivia question correctly (usually an off-the-wall question that no one would be able to answer correctly, or a bad joke) before "Beulah the Buzzer" sounded.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 10, 2024 05:57 PM (63Dwl)

134 The belly is Beulah.

I needed to know. I'm disappointed.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 10, 2024 05:57 PM (w6EFb)

135 Since I've never been in a fight, why do dudes take off their shirt while they're bouncing around getting ready to fight someone? Same reason chicks tie their hair up?
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 10, 2024 05:40 PM (6gSPY)

you will rip your nice tailored shirt making big swings.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 10, 2024 05:57 PM (n7h9X)

136 OK, that does it. We need to examine the writing of every black faculty member for plagiarism. I'm getting the impression that none of them ever write anything original.

I thought that one of the right-wing tech types was going to use AI to review every Ph.D. dissertation written in the last twenty-five years for evidence of plagiarism.

I bet they're really sweating in the engineering department.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 10, 2024 05:57 PM (u6/wt)

137 Jerlando got a Ph.d in higher education. Just like Dr Jill. Allegedly the easy doctoral to get. And Jerlando had to cheat

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 10, 2024 05:58 PM (UJ9QF)

138 The clothes coming off was half the allure of girl fights. That and big clumps of hair in the wind.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at October 10, 2024 05:58 PM (Z8Yh2)

139 you will rip your nice tailored shirt making big swings.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 10, 2024 05:57 PM (n7h9X)

Yeah, guys wearing wife-beaters don't have to take off their shirts.

Posted by: mrp at October 10, 2024 05:58 PM (rj6Yv)

140 you will rip your nice tailored shirt making big swings.

I believe the 3-sizes-too-small look is done, and we'll be dealing with 5 years of Miami Vice soon.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 05:59 PM (xCA6C)

141 OK, that does it. We need to examine the writing of every black faculty member for plagiarism. I'm getting the impression that none of them ever write anything original.

Thomas Sowell is safe.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 05:53 PM (xCA6C)

The entire field of race studies and DEI is a giant fraud, so it stands to reason that everyone who is a part of it is individually a complete fraud.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2024 05:59 PM (wyMQY)

142 Top 3 Names Hillay! Chose For Her Postmenopausal Belly:

3) The Whoopee Cushion

2) My Abortion Babies' Ghost Clubhouse

1) 50 Pounds of Booze Blubber

Posted by: naturalfake at October 10, 2024 05:59 PM (eDfFs)

143 There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Jerlando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Jerlando

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 10, 2024 05:59 PM (L/fGl)

144 Every book written by Hillary always bomb. Maybe it's because nobody wants to read something by a washed up old hag.
Posted by: dantesed at October

Washed up and bitter. You can't leave out the bitter.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 10, 2024 05:59 PM (FfSAJ)

145 Nice hook by the manager. Well done.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2024 05:59 PM (ewjUl)

146 121 >>> ... cumulative effect of years of inflation now has prices 20%+ higher than they were before Harris-Biden "fixed" the Trump economy.

I think that is a lower bound number assuming one spends no money on food, energy, housing,, or insurance.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 10, 2024 05:54 PM (/lPRQ)

My grocery bill has doubled. Energy rates are way up. House is only about 10% higher, but I live in an economically depressed area.

My basic cost of living is through the roof... even though Housing is up 10%... Cars up about 20%...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 10, 2024 05:59 PM (QAkQ3)

147 >>>OK, that does it. We need to examine the writing of every black faculty member for plagiarism. I'm getting the impression that none of them ever write anything original.

Fish in a barrel. This is why the soft bigotry of low expectations is so harmful.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 10, 2024 06:00 PM (w6EFb)

148 Back in the old days you did not want to grab some girls by the hair. Razor blades imbedded.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 06:00 PM (I1GXe)

149 Yeah, guys wearing wife-beaters don't have to take off their shirts.

STELLAAAAA!!!!

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 06:00 PM (xCA6C)

150 Washed up and bitter. You can't leave out the bitter.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 10, 2024 05:59 P

Washed up, bitter and drunk is no way to go through life Hillda.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2024 06:00 PM (ewjUl)

151 Every book written by Hillary always bomb. Maybe it's because nobody wants to read something by a washed up old hag.

I assume that she used to get bulk-order book purchases from people wishing to suck up to the Clintons, and doesn't get that anymore.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 10, 2024 06:00 PM (u6/wt)

152 61 Voters still feel that day-to-day costs are expensive...
_________________

"Feelings, whoa whoa whoa, feeeeeeeelings, whoa whoa whoa ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 05:44 PM (YqDXo)

The Democrat sales approach is:

When the data is against you, argue feelings.
When feelings are against you, argue the data.
When the data and feelings are against you, scream the issue is Trump's fault and you can fix what Trump did.

Posted by: Gref at October 10, 2024 06:01 PM (aBgBM)

153 Chick fights always end up on the ground, with each grabbing a handful of the other's hair.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2024 06:01 PM (q7hip)

154
Cauliflower = Albino Broccoli

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 10, 2024 06:01 PM (ovpau)

155 Not just them, I bet a lot of the soft sciences people will have plagiarism in their writings.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 10, 2024 05:56 PM (6gSPY)

In the Hard sciences there has been a 50 year scam of creating a useless theory that solves nothing because it's 'pretty', defining it so it can't be confirmed for a decade, and when confirmation fails, just change the theory a little so it can't be confirmed for 10 years.

Supersymmetry, I am looking at you. And that's not the only one.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 10, 2024 06:02 PM (n7h9X)

156 148 Back in the old days you did not want to grab some girls by the hair. Razor blades imbedded.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 06:00 PM (I1GXe

Where did you grow up?!?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2024 06:02 PM (q7hip)

157 Not just them, I bet a lot of the soft sciences people will have plagiarism in their writings.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 10, 2024 05:56 PM (6gSPY)
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True. Good point. The problem is that everyone in the soft "sciences" says exactly the same thing, so plagiarism is kinda natural.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 06:02 PM (YqDXo)

158
Four more years of the Obama/Biden/Shrill Freak and I'm outta money.

The only people voting for four more years of this freak show are brain dead zombies.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 10, 2024 06:02 PM (RKVpM)

159 And then they start kissing.

Posted by: Seinfeld at October 10, 2024 06:02 PM (i0F8b)

160 AlaBAMA, not always. Last fight I was in I had a handful of throat. Saved my life.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 06:03 PM (I1GXe)

161 Powell has made a joke of the fed.

The rate cut was motivated by politics. The BLS handed out a major downward revision on jobs to give them justification, and then as soon as the rate cut was announced, the BLS faked up the latest jobs numbers just enough so that they could avoid announcing the recession.

Now, we will have inflation rearing up again, and jobs starting to disappear once again.

It is the financial equivalent of stopping antibiotics before the infection was eradicated.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 10, 2024 06:03 PM (lTGtQ)

162
Ah...just saw Kuato upstairs.

That's the thread winner.

Close it down.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 10, 2024 06:03 PM (eDfFs)

163 Ace says he's taking Monday off for "Columbus Day" as an honorary Italian. Star Fleet records show the name of the holiday was changed to Indigenous Peoples' Day.

Do you think Elizabeth Warren might invite him over for a cookout and make him an honorary Indigenous Person instead?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 10, 2024 06:03 PM (a3Q+t)

164 Chick fights always end up on the ground, with each grabbing a handful of the other's hair.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2024 06:01 PM (q7hip)

The ones that astound me are the ones where the wigs and the "extensions" get pulled off.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 10, 2024 06:03 PM (D7oie)

165
Buelah? As in Ralph Buelah?

That sound you make praying to the porcelain god.

Also, welcome to our restaurant. Thirsty? Try our PUNCH!

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 10, 2024 06:03 PM (NMT5x)

166 Sundowner's Independence Hall show was a III Reich replay

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2024 06:03 PM (XM2Jy)

167 20 percent? Sounds low. Does that include groceries, heating fuel and other trifling expenses?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 10, 2024 06:03 PM (vCRHt)

168 In the Hard sciences there has been a 50 year scam of creating a useless theory that solves nothing because it's 'pretty', defining it so it can't be confirmed for a decade, and when confirmation fails, just change the theory a little so it can't be confirmed for 10 years.

Supersymmetry, I am looking at you. And that's not the only one.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 10, 2024 06:02 PM (n7h9X)
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My favorite is string theory, which not being falsifiable, isn't science at all. We might as well argue about how many angels can dance on a pinhead.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 06:04 PM (YqDXo)

169 Finished this one with bang I see.

MOAR PLEASE.

Posted by: Trad Widow at October 10, 2024 06:04 PM (14fdr)

170 Chick fights always end up on the ground, with each grabbing a handful of the other's hair.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2024 06:01 PM (q7hip)

The ones that astound me are the ones where the wigs and the "extensions" get pulled off.

I prefer the 'negligees and pillows" girl fights. Sadly, they are increasingly infrequent.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 06:04 PM (xCA6C)

171 OK, that does it. We need to examine the writing of every black faculty member for plagiarism. I'm getting the impression that none of them ever write anything original.

Fish in a barrel. This is why the soft bigotry of low expectations is so harmful.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 10, 2024 06:00 PM (w6EFb)

just check them all, I'll bet there are some better concealed offenders in other groups.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 10, 2024 06:04 PM (n7h9X)

172 AlaBAMA, California in the mid 60's there was alot of racial turmoil.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 06:05 PM (I1GXe)

173 OK, that does it. We need to examine the writing of every black faculty member for plagiarism. I'm getting the impression that none of them ever write anything original.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 05:52 PM (YqDXo)

Not just them, I bet a lot of the soft sciences people will have plagiarism in their writings.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Hard Sciences and Engineering can write paper that is 90% others work but it is properly attributed with their 10% that builds on the others.
Kind of hard to do when you are in a made up soft field.

History and such may be a middle group...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 10, 2024 06:05 PM (/lPRQ)

174 172 AlaBAMA, California in the mid 60's there was alot of racial turmoil.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 06:05 PM (I1GXe)

That explains a lot.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2024 06:05 PM (q7hip)

175 148 Back in the old days you did not want to grab some girls by the hair. Razor blades imbedded.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 06:00 PM (I1GXe

Where did you grow up?!?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2024 06:02 PM (q7hip)

You do know there's a town in Texas (Montgomery County) called "Cut and Shoot", right? It's where men are men and the women are somethin' else.

Posted by: mrp at October 10, 2024 06:05 PM (rj6Yv)

176 My favorite is string theory, which not being falsifiable, isn't science at all. We might as well argue about how many angels can dance on a pinhead.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 06:04 PM (YqDXo)

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Posted by: Gref at October 10, 2024 06:05 PM (aBgBM)

177 Only thing I want to read about Killary comes on the obit page

I dunno…kinda looking forward to hearing about her her being found face down next to a bottle of Atilla the Hun gin and a handful of mollies in a pool of vomit and runny shit from her diaper convulsing and mumbling something about it being her turn…

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 10, 2024 06:06 PM (3Ope8)

178 One would think that those evaluating Jerlando's (what a name) thesis would be familiar with the subject of his thesis therefore would recognize the plagiarism on sight.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 10, 2024 06:06 PM (X/njp)

179 My favorite is string theory, which not being falsifiable, isn't science at all. We might as well argue about how many angels can dance on a pinhead.

Eh, it's all math. That doesn't make it wrong, just as infinite parallel universes can't be shown to be wrong. However, at some point, you'd think these guys would be unable to continue describing their work without laughing.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 06:06 PM (xCA6C)

180 You know who else is owed an apology?

Ace, for all the times we've disappointed him.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 10, 2024 06:07 PM (a3Q+t)

181 The Democrat sales approach is:

When the data is against you, argue feelings.
When feelings are against you, argue the data.
When the data and feelings are against you, scream the issue is Trump's fault and you can fix what Trump did.
Posted by: Gref

That third one is just "arguing feelings" again.

Since the data is always against them, the Democrat sales approach reduces to: argue feelings.

Loudly.

Posted by: mikeski at October 10, 2024 06:07 PM (DgGvY)

182 In the manager vid, what is the protestor on the left holding- that looks like a plastic trident with a teleprompter?

Posted by: sal, who watches way too much TCM at October 10, 2024 06:07 PM (f+FmA)

183 134 The belly is Beulah.
_______

Beulah is close to the sound made while vomiting. It tracks.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 10, 2024 06:07 PM (xbfin)

184 Early voted in the communist state of New Mexico. It was a remarkably easy ballot to fill out since many of the races were Democrats running unopposed. Those all got blank bubbles. Judges were trickier because their party affiliation is not listed. I had to look them all up and all of them were Democrats. Those all got no retention votes. That left me the with three contested races: the president, federal representative, and a local district attorney. The Republican in each case got my vote. So there you go; democracy in action where most of the options were Democrats listed unopposed.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at October 10, 2024 06:07 PM (PVC4u)

185 I saw Hillary Clinton's Second Angsty Screed open for Dexys Midnight Runners at the Mad House in '83.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 10, 2024 06:07 PM (L/fGl)

186 180 You know who else is owed an apology?

Ace, for all the times we've disappointed him.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 10, 2024 06:07 PM (a3Q+t)

Speak for yourself, Bat Boy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2024 06:08 PM (q7hip)

187 One would think that those evaluating Jerlando's (what a name) thesis would be familiar with the subject of his thesis therefore would recognize the plagiarism on sight.

I don't doubt they did, but since their theses were done in exactly the same way, do you really think they're going to throw a flag on him?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 06:08 PM (xCA6C)

188 ace, I am so sorry. Posted on the advice of Duncanthrax.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 06:08 PM (I1GXe)

189 The ones that astound me are the ones where the wigs and the "extensions" get pulled off.
Posted by: Kindltot

Same reason lizards can drop & regrow their tails.

Posted by: mikeski at October 10, 2024 06:08 PM (DgGvY)

190 Jerlando got a Ph.d in higher education. Just like Dr Jill. Allegedly the easy doctoral to get. And Jerlando had to cheat

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 10, 2024 05:58 PM (UJ9QF)
______________

DOCTOR Jill wrote a "dissertation" based on a study of junior college students (IIRC), where N = 2.

Statistically valid, of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 06:08 PM (YqDXo)

191 POLITICO
@politico
Harris is riding a dream economy into the election. It may be too late for voters to notice.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice!

No. This just sets up the reporting of bad numbers (that were hidden during Biden) early next year when Trump takes office.

Voters Clamour for Joe Biden as economic numbers drift. Politico Feb/2025

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 10, 2024 06:08 PM (JkCto)

192 One would think that those evaluating Jerlando's (what a name) thesis would be familiar with the subject of his thesis therefore would recognize the plagiarism on sight.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 10, 2024 06:06 PM

You think we read that slop?

Posted by: Thesis and Dissertation Committees at October 10, 2024 06:09 PM (a3Q+t)

193 If your name is Jerlando I’m just gonna go ahead and assume you cheated.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 10, 2024 06:09 PM (TUTmn)

194 Not just them, I bet a lot of the soft sciences people will have plagiarism in their writings.
Posted by: CaliGirl

This. And by extension, every university president and administrator.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 10, 2024 06:09 PM (OX9vb)

195 My favorite is string theory, which not being falsifiable, isn't science at all. We might as well argue about how many angels can dance on a pinhead.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 06:04 PM (YqDXo)

Eric Weinstein has a theory that String Theory is a way to keep physics from considering other cosmology theories that would lead to truly catastrophic weapons.
He has mentioned Electric Universe, which has as part of the conception Zero Point Energy, and has the benefit that Feinman had considered it.
I don't do the science because I am innumerate,, but the whole "for dummies" section is worrying since it encompasses wormholes to cavitation fusion, and it is hard to sort the woo from the bluesky

Posted by: Kindltot at October 10, 2024 06:10 PM (D7oie)

196 Biden was trotted out to forget he was president and angrily ask President Trump to do something for the folks in Florida today...sometimes, I wish I was joking...only 4.5 more weeks...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 10, 2024 06:10 PM (exHjb)

197 196 Biden was trotted out to forget he was president and angrily ask President Trump to do something for the folks in Florida today...sometimes, I wish I was joking...only 4.5 more weeks...
Posted by: Nova Local at October 10, 2024 06:10 PM (exHjb)

Dang, and now I can't count...3.5 weeks...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 10, 2024 06:10 PM (exHjb)

198 Early voted in the communist state of New Mexico. It was a remarkably easy ballot to fill out since many of the races were Democrats running unopposed. Those all got blank bubbles.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram

Write in "Cthulhu." Don't vote for the lesser of two evils.

Posted by: mikeski at October 10, 2024 06:11 PM (DgGvY)

199 You know who else is owed an apology?

Ace, for all the times we've disappointed him.

I thought ace was just getting in on all those Columbus day white sales?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 10, 2024 06:11 PM (D7oie)

200 196 Biden was trotted out to forget he was president and angrily ask President Trump to do something for the folks in Florida today...sometimes, I wish I was joking...only 4.5 more weeks...
Posted by: Nova Local at October 10, 2024 06:10 PM (exHjb)

Are you serious?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2024 06:11 PM (q7hip)

201 Why can’t Trump speak at MSG????

These tyrants are like children.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 10, 2024 06:11 PM (Hkcdp)

202 The job numbers are Almost entirely part time and govenrment jobs, with a healthy dose of foreign workers Dreamy for themi, I suppose.
Posted by: LASue at October 10, 2024 05:51 PM (wbkfL)

I'll go with "fabricated numbers that will be unexpectedly revised downward to zero after the election, just like the last 2 years of job and economic numbers.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 10, 2024 06:11 PM (n7h9X)

203 History and such may be a middle group...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

History depts by and large, have been taken over by marxists.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 10, 2024 06:12 PM (IG4Id)

204 ace, I am so sorry. Posted on the advice of Duncanthrax.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 06:08 PM

A provisional notation has been made in your Permanent Record, subject to approval from the CoBs and Ace.

Go, and make fun of his shelves no more.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 10, 2024 06:12 PM (a3Q+t)

205 200 196 Biden was trotted out to forget he was president and angrily ask President Trump to do something for the folks in Florida today...sometimes, I wish I was joking...only 4.5 more weeks...
Posted by: Nova Local at October 10, 2024 06:10 PM (exHjb)

Are you serious?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2024 06:11 PM (q7hip)

Video on Twitchy...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 10, 2024 06:12 PM (exHjb)

206 "Welcome to Chez Andre, monsieur. Please accept a complimentary Welcome Punch"

Posted by: Maitre d'Miklos at October 10, 2024 06:12 PM (FRB3p)

207 My favorite is string theory, which not being falsifiable, isn't science at all. We might as well argue about how many angels can dance on a pinhead.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 06:04 PM (YqDXo)
_________________

Another one is molecular mechanics calculations on the movement of proteins on the nanosecond timescale.

How could you possibly disprove the calculations?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 06:12 PM (YqDXo)

208 Eh, it's all math. That doesn't make it wrong, just as infinite parallel universes can't be shown to be wrong. However, at some point, you'd think these guys would be unable to continue describing their work without laughing.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 06:06 PM (xCA6C)

Only a fool scowls at my Calabi-Yau Manifold.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2024 06:13 PM (+myjY)

209 Another one is molecular mechanics calculations on the movement of proteins on the nanosecond timescale.

How could you possibly disprove the calculations?

Gimme a second...

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 06:13 PM (xCA6C)

210 Saw that restaurant manager knocking out that d-bag from another angle. Watched it several times. He swung at the manager with something in his hand. Wasn't sure it was a knife, but it was something - something the d-bag was using as a weapon.

Posted by: Patrick at October 10, 2024 06:14 PM (iAGfU)

211 https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/ 2024/10/10/biden-mr-president-trump-help- hurricane-victims-n2402019

Video embedded in their article...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 10, 2024 06:14 PM (exHjb)

212
They're padding the number of government jobs in the past month for a reason.

/ Only people not involved in actual rocket science are allowed to figure out the reason.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 10, 2024 06:14 PM (RKVpM)

213 ***Hamas made one enemy too many: This time, they pissed off an LA restaurant owner who, if I understand his words properly, is connected to the "Albanian mob."***

After landing the punch (there were 4 of them) his hand was definitely connected to the neck of a wine bottle. And in the last frames a rather thick aproned fellow was walking to flank.
Faleminderit

Posted by: Braenyard at October 10, 2024 06:15 PM (X/njp)

214 Duncanthrax, I never commented about the shelves, suchas they are.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 06:15 PM (I1GXe)

215 Why can’t Trump speak at MSG????

These tyrants are like children.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 10, 2024 06:11 PM (Hkcdp)

Isn't Madison Square Garden where one lonely Jewish man stomped up the aisle to denounce the whole rally, and got curb stomped for the newsreel cameras?
That used to be called "the death of the American Nazi movement"

Posted by: Kindltot at October 10, 2024 06:15 PM (D7oie)

216 / Only people not involved in actual rocket science are allowed to figure out the reason.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 10, 2024 06:14 PM

This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: NASA at October 10, 2024 06:15 PM (a3Q+t)

217 X has a new feature that allows one to choose playback speed.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 10, 2024 06:16 PM (X/njp)

218 I might be home before Cade time

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2024 06:16 PM (XM2Jy)

219 Twitchin' fists are hot.

Posted by: Trad Widow at October 10, 2024 06:16 PM (14fdr)

220 Can't these vermin just turn cannibal and eat themselves?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2024 06:17 PM (8qzun)

221 My favorite is string theory, which not being falsifiable, isn't science at all. We might as well argue about how many angels can dance on a pinhead.

Eh, it's all math. That doesn't make it wrong, just as infinite parallel universes can't be shown to be wrong. However, at some point, you'd think these guys would be unable to continue describing their work without laughing.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 06:06 PM (xCA6C)

The math people can do what they like, String Theory purports to explain the universe when instead it explains nothing. And they might be laughing but I'm not when every university has to collect a couple like beanie babies.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 10, 2024 06:17 PM (n7h9X)

222 Houman David Hemmati, MD, PhD
@houmanhemmati

“Note that Gavin Newsom appointed the California Air Resources Board (CARB).They are not elected by anyone.

They just voted to increase gas prices in the state by $.65 per gallon 3 days post election!”

Posted by: 13times at October 10, 2024 06:17 PM (d9taY)

223 Can’t they just ask the AI if they wrote the paper?

There’s your AI detection tools, dumbass.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 10, 2024 06:17 PM (YGplp)

224 Duncanthrax, I never commented about the shelves, suchas they are.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 06:15 PM

Hmmmm ... you realize you can't be canonized until after you pass?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 10, 2024 06:17 PM (a3Q+t)

225 Saw that restaurant manager knocking out that d-bag from another angle. Watched it several times. He swung at the manager with something in his hand. Wasn't sure it was a knife, but it was something - something the d-bag was using as a weapon.
Posted by: Patrick at October 10, 2024 06:14 PM (iAGfU)

a roll of coins is traditional for boosting your DPS in fistfights.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 10, 2024 06:18 PM (n7h9X)

226 Why can’t Trump speak at MSG????

These tyrants are like children.
Posted by: Lizzy

He can and will. Our esteemed governor, Jerry the Fairy Polis, is all upset that Trump will speak in Aurora, home of Venezuelan apartment building invaders

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 10, 2024 06:18 PM (L/fGl)

227 I am not Jewish but I know these are G Ds people.
When Comma La looses they will come for you.
The total defeat of the Arabs since 10/6 and then added to this will make (D) cities have to react.
And their reaction will be violence.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2024 06:18 PM (gbOdA)

228 I'll share the best briefest description of the reserve currency dollar cycle I've ever heard. The U.S. had to offshore as much business as possible because that is how we distribute dollars to the world. Those other nations send those dollars back by buying U.S. securities and equities. This creates a powerful upward flow of money from the poor to the rich. It's not a perfect description but it's the best I've ever seen in less than a paragaph. This is how the economy they see looks so much better than it is.

Posted by: DFCtomm at October 10, 2024 06:19 PM (H0Gk5)

229 So much smoke being blown up my ass I'm beginning to think I'm a brisket. A fatty one too.

Posted by: Kamala's Lettuce Brain at October 10, 2024 06:19 PM (Q4IgG)

230 Sock bit again!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 10, 2024 06:19 PM (YGplp)

231 Early voted in the communist state of New Mexico. It was a remarkably easy ballot to fill out since many of the races were Democrats running unopposed. Those all got blank bubbles.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram

Write in "Cthulhu." Don't vote for the lesser of two evils.
Posted by: mikeski

I would have done something like that but there was no option to write in a alternate candidate. The Communists have this place covered top to bottom.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at October 10, 2024 06:19 PM (PVC4u)

232 Off salad sock

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 10, 2024 06:19 PM (Q4IgG)

233
This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: NASA at October 10, 2024 06:15 PM

How come my application for astronaut was rejected? Was it the jambiya in my photo?

Posted by: Angry Muslin at October 10, 2024 06:21 PM (RKVpM)

234 Saw my first presidential political signs in all my days working in Delaware
TRUMP!

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2024 06:21 PM (XM2Jy)

235 Another one is molecular mechanics calculations on the movement of proteins on the nanosecond timescale.

How could you possibly disprove the calculations?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 06:12 PM (YqDXo)

---------------

A really small stopwatch?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 10, 2024 06:21 PM (2UnvF)

236 188 ace, I am so sorry. Posted on the advice of Duncanthrax.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 06:08 PM (I1GXe)

Good save, how are you?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 10, 2024 06:22 PM (zFMBg)

237 I prefer the 'negligees and pillows" girl fights. Sadly, they are increasingly infrequent.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 06:04 PM (xCA6C)

Now they wear pillows and hit each other with negligees.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 10, 2024 06:22 PM (n7h9X)

238 infinite parallel universes can't be shown to be wrong.

-
I get the feeling that this universe of the infinite parallel universes is on the wrong side of the space tracks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 10, 2024 06:22 PM (L/fGl)

239 56
There's a YT clip where a big black guy squares off with a much smaller white guy, who promptly drops his pants. The black guy ran away.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 05:43 PM (xCA6C)
----
Just the punchline:
"If I catch you I'm going to f*ck you!"

Posted by: Ciampino - It was a weight loss joke at October 10, 2024 06:23 PM (qfLjt)

240 All you need to know is that the guy's first name is "Jerlando." Has to be a another phony-baloney fake "intellectual," just another Cornell West wannabe mealy-mouthed shithead.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 10, 2024 06:24 PM (XMwZJ)

241 CaliGirl, life is good and I am about to have the Horde come visit. Nothing could be finer. I think of you often when I see another California fiasco.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 06:24 PM (I1GXe)

242 207 My favorite is string theory, which not being falsifiable, isn't science at all. We might as well argue about how many angels can dance on a pinhead.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 06:04 PM (YqDXo)
_________________

Another one is molecular mechanics calculations on the movement of proteins on the nanosecond timescale.

How could you possibly disprove the calculations?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 06:12 PM (YqDXo)

I have no idea what any of this means and now I know that you guys would have been my top choice to sit next to in a lot of classes, especially if you helped me barely pass it. D for done. Not my forte.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 10, 2024 06:24 PM (zFMBg)

243 Saw my first presidential political signs in all my days working in Delaware
TRUMP!

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2024 06:21 PM (XM2Jy)
__________________

I've seen one - count 'em ONE - Harris/Walz sign, on the house that used to sport a "Love is Love" sign out front.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 06:26 PM (YqDXo)

244 Don't forget quantum gravity...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 10, 2024 06:26 PM (XMwZJ)

245 241 CaliGirl, life is good and I am about to have the Horde come visit. Nothing could be finer. I think of you often when I see another California fiasco.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 06:24 PM (I1GXe)

We are looking for where we can escape to and I watch these storms and think I can check Florida off of my list. I don't want to ride out a category 3 in my old age. Texas is on the list.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 10, 2024 06:26 PM (zFMBg)

246 Now they wear pillows and hit each other with negligees.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 10, 2024 06:22 PM (n7h9X)

Snort!

Posted by: Trad Widow at October 10, 2024 06:26 PM (14fdr)

247 The Atlantic
@TheAtlantic
For only the fifth time, The Atlantic is endorsing a presidential candidate: Kamala Harris. “She believes in the freedom, equality, and dignity of all Americans,” our editors write. “She won’t abuse the power of the highest office in order to keep it.”

-
Well, that's a relief.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 10, 2024 06:26 PM (L/fGl)

248 infinite parallel universes can't be shown to be wrong.

-
I get the feeling that this universe of the infinite parallel universes is on the wrong side of the space tracks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 10, 2024 06:22 PM (L/fGl)

Sure you can. Because it has no effect and changes nothing, you can just forget about it and do some real science. Theories are supposed to be a way to explain something REAL. Without any reason to care, your theory of everything belongs in the dumpster.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 10, 2024 06:26 PM (n7h9X)

249 I could watched the thug get knocked into next week for a week.

That was beautiful.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 10, 2024 06:27 PM (vT7rt)

250 The Atlantic
@TheAtlantic
For only the fifth time, The Atlantic is endorsing a presidential candidate: Kamala Harris. “She believes in the freedom, equality, and dignity of all Americans,” our editors write. “She won’t abuse the power of the highest office in order to keep it.”

We have The Atlantic's written guarantee on that so it's all good.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2024 06:28 PM (+myjY)

251 CaliGirl, Texas would welcome you with open arms. Anytime you want to do a scouting trip, you're on.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 06:28 PM (I1GXe)

252 Don't forget quantum gravity...
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 10, 2024 06:26 PM (XMwZJ)

dark Matter, the "Lumiferous Ether" of the 21st century

Posted by: Kindltot at October 10, 2024 06:29 PM (D7oie)

253 So, Hillary's Something Lost, Something Gained is the print version of Joker 2?

Posted by: mindful webworker - never read or saw any of them, and still don't care at October 10, 2024 06:30 PM (zh58s)

254 247 The Atlantic
@TheAtlantic
For only the fifth time, The Atlantic is endorsing a presidential candidate: Kamala Harris. “She believes in the freedom, equality, and dignity of all Americans,” our editors write. “She won’t abuse the power of the highest office in order to keep it.”

-
Well, that's a relief.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 10, 2024 06:26 PM (L/fGl)

Yeah, just because she called the Weather channel to get a 10 minute free Campaign commercial disguised as Hurricane information... something she is not in the chain of command for, and knows nothing about....

No abuse there at all.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 10, 2024 06:30 PM (QAkQ3)

255 Don't forget quantum gravity...
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 10, 2024 06:26 PM (XMwZJ)

dark Matter, the "Lumiferous Ether" of the 21st century
Posted by: Kindltot at October 10, 2024 06:29 PM (D7oie)

Dark Energy, when something completely made up like Dark Matter isn't doing it for you.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 10, 2024 06:31 PM (n7h9X)

256 Anda Vote Republican sign in front of a house

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2024 06:31 PM (XM2Jy)

257 They have proved spooky action at a distance.

Bells Theorem.

The double slit experiment proved Quantum mechanics is plausible. Photons acting as both waves and particles depending on if you observe them or not.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2024 06:31 PM (q7hip)

258 Dark Matter Lives!

Posted by: davidt at October 10, 2024 06:32 PM (i0F8b)

259 Well since the theory of relativity and quantum mechanics don’t match up , the science dudes are forced to come up with theories to reconcile the conflict.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 10, 2024 06:32 PM (D6PGr)

260 "History depts by and large, have been taken over by marxists."

True, and so many other institutions .. that they marched right through. How were they so successful, and how did "we" lose so consistently?

idk, I'm sure there is a spiritual factor, but still,
"2 Timothy 1:7 For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind."

I think we have the power to win, despite evil being the prince of worldly powers. But we have gone so soft, especially post WW2.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 10, 2024 06:32 PM (Cus5s)

261 Boy, Mr. Hamas went down like a girlish ton of bricks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2024 06:32 PM (+myjY)

262
Hillary's Something Lost, Something Gained

Easy, she lost an election to Donald Trump, and gained weight in her fat upper p_ssy area. The next 250 pages can be blank.

Posted by: Angry Muslin at October 10, 2024 06:32 PM (RKVpM)

263 They have proved spooky action at a distance.

Bells Theorem.

The double slit experiment proved Quantum mechanics is plausible. Photons acting as both waves and particles depending on if you observe them or not.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2024 06:31 PM (q7hip)

The cool thing about the double slit is that if you send one photon at a time through, you still get interference patterns, because the photon "goes" through both slits.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 10, 2024 06:33 PM (n7h9X)

264 The sad thing with Hillary’s new book is we have bought many copies - through our local public libraries across the country. Probably public schools have bought copies, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 10, 2024 06:34 PM (Hkcdp)

265 Shorter The Atlantic, Kamala will continue letting Mrs Jobs have influence

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 10, 2024 06:35 PM (UJ9QF)

266 Or from the anime The Sprint of Wonder, "The Aethereal Current."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2024 06:35 PM (8qzun)

267 The cool thing about the double slit is that if you send one photon at a time through, you still get interference patterns, because the photon "goes" through both slits.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 10, 2024 06:33 PM (n7h9X)

Yeah, it's a crazy peak behind the curtain. Many people use this as proof for simulation theory.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2024 06:36 PM (q7hip)

268 The next 250 pages can be blank.

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Didja see this Amazon bestseller?

https://is.gd/iXyALX

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 10, 2024 06:36 PM (L/fGl)

269 251 CaliGirl, Texas would welcome you with open arms. Anytime you want to do a scouting trip, you're on.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 06:28 PM (I1GXe)

Thank you! It's so sad they've ruined my state so badly everyone I know is looking for an escape hatch, young and old.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 10, 2024 06:37 PM (zFMBg)

270 Nood DeSantis/Milton

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 10, 2024 06:37 PM (VNX3d)

271 Once I get past balancing my checkbook I'm lost.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 06:37 PM (I1GXe)

272
Somebody sticks a cell phone in my face they take a punch in the gut. I know how to make a 'heavy bag' hurt. Barefisted.

-- Internet tough guy, for real

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 10, 2024 06:38 PM (RKVpM)

273 The sad thing with Hillary’s new book is we have bought many copies - through our local public libraries across the country. Probably public schools have bought copies, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 10, 2024 06:34 PM (Hkcdp)

There's a funny story about how the USSR's Austrian Embassy had ordered a zillion copies of Nikita Krushchev's autobiography and stashed them in the attic. When the GRU wanted the space to spy with they had a major operation to secretly smuggle the books out so nobody in the USSR or the West found out, then they burned them all.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 10, 2024 06:38 PM (n7h9X)

274 Hillary Rodham Clinton will never be President.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2024 06:38 PM (8qzun)

275 The good thing about Cut and Shoot is its 145 miles south of Gun Barrel City, Tx. Which is 25 miles east of the Texas MoMe!

Posted by: DanMan at October 10, 2024 06:39 PM (8uzBS)

276 Yeah, it's a crazy peak behind the curtain. Many people use this as proof for simulation theory.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2024 06:36 PM (q7hip)

again, if you can detect it its a bad simulation. If you can't why does it matter? You might as well treat it as real.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 10, 2024 06:40 PM (n7h9X)

277 Big Dog and the Bitch.

Ian Sams
@IanSams
NEW >> The Harris campaign unleashes the Big Dog

Bill Clinton to hit the rural South for Harris this week, stumping in Georgia and eastern North Carolina, "going back to a kind of campaigning that he hasn't done since before he became the 'Comeback Kid'"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 10, 2024 06:40 PM (L/fGl)

278
Since his sex diseases reared their ugly heads.

Posted by: fourseasons at October 10, 2024 06:43 PM (3ek7K)

279 What a great post to peruse. Thanks, ace!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2024 06:44 PM (Aqu9a)

280 178 One would think that those evaluating Jerlando's (what a name) thesis would be familiar with the subject of his thesis therefore would recognize the plagiarism on sight.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 10, 2024 06:06 PM (X/njp)
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The fallacy of your argument is assuming the evaluators/examiners actually even read the title and contents pages.

Posted by: Ciampino - It was a weight loss joke - available on request at October 10, 2024 06:49 PM (qfLjt)

281 The cool thing about the double slit is that if you send one photon at a time through, you still get interference patterns, because the photon "goes" through both slits.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 10, 2024 06:33 PM (n7h9X)
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It's a matter of semantics. One photon suggests a particle, and seems to result in a paradox. But if you said one wave goes through both slits, and results in an interference pattern on the other side, it's intuitively perfectly sensible.

If you consider the waves sometimes to be localized to some extent (say cos x/x^2 from -1 to +2), then you get some particle-like behavior. If the damping factor is small (e.g., 1/(0.01x^2), you some more wave-like behavior.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 07:03 PM (YqDXo)

282 The fallacy of your argument is assuming the evaluators/examiners actually even read the title and contents pages.

Posted by: Ciampino - It was a weight loss joke - available on request at October 10, 2024 06:49 PM (qfLjt)
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And/or read the original (plagiarized) literature.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 07:03 PM (YqDXo)

283 They are touting the "dream economy" so they can blame the austerity measures required to stop the Biden-Harris inflation and recession on Trump and position themselves for massive wins in 2026 and 2028 from people who believe the next wave of official media disinformation.

Posted by: Sam at October 10, 2024 07:35 PM (7jMef)

284 My favorite is string theory, which not being falsifiable, isn't science at all. We might as well argue about how many angels can dance on a pinhead.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 06:04 PM (YqDXo)

HEY!! I'm standing right here!!

Posted by: Dr Sheldon Cooper PHD at October 10, 2024 07:37 PM (iODuv)

285 Harris is black and Indian. Only the Brits refer to people from India & Pakistan as Asians. And Asian cleaners is specifically about CHINESE, not Asians generally.

They had to distort the meaning of Asians not once but twice to make the offence stick.

I would assume that he used an innoculous name in case the phone is lost or stolen. And I'm no fan of Walz but this is a stretch even for the left.

Posted by: LordAzrael at October 11, 2024 12:52 AM (j1las)

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