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Kamala: DeSantis Is Playing Political Games In Refusing to Take My Call
DeSantis: This Raggedy-Throated Whore Has Been VP for Four Years and Never Called Me Until One Month Before the Election
UPDATED

Just a quick one while he's away.


I saw another quote where he said something like he wasn't going to participate in Kamala's fantasy role-playing as president. Nope: DeSantis didn't fault her for "trying to cosplay as president," it was RedState writer Bonchie who said that. I should have known that my man Ron is too macho to know about D&D and LARP crap.

Meanwhile, reporters scream at Biden to please say something bad about DeSantis. He says, instead, DeSantis is "cooperating" well about the storm.


Update: They just asked about this on The View:

She confirmed Ron DeSantis' charge by not denying it. She talked around it. She says during the most recent storms, she's called people. No mention of any calls previously.

Posted by: Ace at 12:05 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: FEMA at October 08, 2024 12:05 PM (dm0m3)

2 Of course I had a sock on.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 08, 2024 12:06 PM (dm0m3)

3 Biden tanking Kamala confirmed.

Posted by: Oldstoke at October 08, 2024 12:06 PM (54y87)

4 Read the content. What a rookie mistake.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 08, 2024 12:07 PM (N1DT3)

5 Biden tanking Kamala confirmed.

Those biatches think they can get rid of me without me puttin' a hurt on them? I'm gonna take 'em behind the gym.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 12:08 PM (xCA6C)

6 So, Kamala is entering the final month of the election by punching down to the governor of a deep red state because she can't get a good photo op?

That's weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:08 PM (GBKbO)

7 I suspect the "How dare you talk about getting people to the polls when they need food and water!" talking point is already spun up and ready for launch.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 08, 2024 12:08 PM (wzAuc)

8 Harris is trying to be fake President but we already have a fake President.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 08, 2024 12:08 PM (xcxpd)

9 I love that even as he drops into greater senility, Biden is still a vindictive bastard.

And he wants revenge on the people that pushed him out.

It's hilarious.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 08, 2024 12:09 PM (N1DT3)

10 6 So, Kamala is entering the final month of the election by punching down to the governor of a deep red state because she can't get a good photo op?

That's weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:08 PM (GBKbO)

Nobody ever has accused her of being an intellectual. Or barely sentient, at that.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 08, 2024 12:09 PM (N39Ws)

11 If Harris "wins," I wonder if she'll be replaced, too.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at October 08, 2024 12:09 PM (qUkBO)

12 So, Kamala is entering the final month of the election by punching down to the governor of a deep red state because she can't get a good photo op?

That's weird.


Even weirder: the sitting president of her own party is shooting a spread of torpedoes at her.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 12:09 PM (xCA6C)

13 "Just a quick one while he's away."

While who's away?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 08, 2024 12:09 PM (LxER7)

14 Unless Biden made the whore his Hurricane Czar when nobody was looking, she needs to shut her blow hole.

Posted by: Bigsmith at October 08, 2024 12:09 PM (1Au9i)

15
Good ol' pedo joe, fucking things up, as usual.

But this time it's good for us.

Posted by: Soothie at October 08, 2024 12:09 PM (Y1dl2)

16 between this and her 60-mins interview, Kamala is having a rough week. And I am totally here for it.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at October 08, 2024 12:09 PM (ZtyUu)

17 9 I love that even as he drops into greater senility, Biden is still a vindictive bastard.

And he wants revenge on the people that pushed him out.

It's hilarious.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 08, 2024 12:09 PM (N1DT3)

That is Biden to the core. A mean, vindictive prick.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 08, 2024 12:09 PM (N39Ws)

18 10 Nobody ever has accused her of being an intellectual. Or barely sentient, at that.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 08, 2024 12:09 PM (N39Ws)

=======

DU calls her a genius.

But, partisanship makes you stupid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:09 PM (GBKbO)

19 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 12:10 PM (Zz0t1)

20 So, Kamala is entering the final month of the election by punching down to the governor of a deep red state because she can't get a good photo op?

That's weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Well that can't be 'cause I got a text yesterday that if I just give 25$ she's gonna take FL.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 08, 2024 12:10 PM (CIS44)

21 Wait, the hurricane isn’t about Kamala? How can this be?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 08, 2024 12:10 PM (jtnun)

22 My body hates me.

The pain.......the pain......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 12:10 PM (Zz0t1)

23 8 Harris is trying to be fake President but we already have a fake President.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 08, 2024 12:08 PM (xcxpd)

Nods sagely. There can only be one.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at October 08, 2024 12:10 PM (ZtyUu)

24 That is Biden to the core. A mean, vindictive prick.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 12:10 PM (xCA6C)

25 Biden on Netanyahu:

https://tinyurl.com/2n59xe22

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 08, 2024 12:10 PM (I7Wj0)

26 >>>Just a quick one while he's away.
Posted by: Ace at 12:05 PM

--

Not the worst earworm.
https://tinyurl.com/2p9huzvy


Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 08, 2024 12:11 PM (wzAuc)

27 Desantis is busy. Why would he take the Veep's call?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 08, 2024 12:11 PM (aKxz7)

28 16 between this and her 60-mins interview, Kamala is having a rough week. And I am totally here for it.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at October 08, 2024 12:09 PM (ZtyUu)

She hasn't had a hard time since...... Exactly when was she last with Willie? Be interesting to see how she reacts when she realizes Doug isn't the only one beating her.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 08, 2024 12:11 PM (N39Ws)

29 20 Well that can't be 'cause I got a text yesterday that if I just give 25$ she's gonna take FL.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 08, 2024 12:10 PM (CIS44)

=======

Through an election integrity cleanup process, FL went from Trump +3.5 to DeSantis +19 (including Rubio who won by 18 in 2022) and is now going to go to...Kamala +.1? All while Democrat registrations in the state have completely collapsed (losing almost a million) while Republican registrations have gone up by a couple of hundred thousand?

Sure. Send 'em that $25! It definitely won't just go to line the pocket of some crony!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:11 PM (GBKbO)

30 My body hates me.

The pain.......the pain......
Posted by: Sponge


What'd you do now?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 12:11 PM (v6JzV)

31 Not lookin' very presidential are ya, Kammie?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2024 12:11 PM (W/lyH)

32 Even weirder: the sitting president of her own party is shooting a spread of torpedoes at her.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 12:09 PM (xCA6C)


I would make a sophomoric comment about how this isn't the first time she's had a "spread of torpedoes shot at her, IYKWIM" but I'm far too mature for that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2024 12:11 PM (U7wke)

33 Being "political" about a storm that hasn't struck?....wtf?

Posted by: BignJames at October 08, 2024 12:12 PM (Yj6Os)

34 Ron DeSantis: This Raggedy-Throated Whore Has Been VP for Four Years and Never Called Me Until One Month Before the Election

2028 is gonna be lit. DeSantis, Vance, Youngkin...

Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 12:12 PM (xCA6C)

35 24 That is Biden to the core. A mean, vindictive prick.

You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 12:10 PM (xCA6C)

========

Well, now that his vindictiveness is targeted at the highest echelons of his own party...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:12 PM (GBKbO)

36 DeSantis is wonderful. His rant about Harris should be a campaign ad. She hasn;t cared one whit about the country for 3 1/2 years, why pay attention to anything she has to say now.
Oh, almost forgot.
Hi Ace.
Did you see Bongino's rant? It was almost as cruel as one of your diatribes.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 08, 2024 12:12 PM (t/2Uw)

37 Incompetence always punches up. DeSantis is up compared to Kamala. She knows it ans wants to attach herself to it to take credit.

Posted by: Oldstoke at October 08, 2024 12:12 PM (54y87)

38 Kamala is an errand bint, sent by produce clerks, to collect a bill.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at October 08, 2024 12:12 PM (Aqu9a)

39 >>>While who's away?

it's a Who song.

Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 12:12 PM (KRtlO)

40 So, Kamala is entering the final month of the election by punching down to the governor of a deep red state because she can't get a good photo op?

That's weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:08 PM


Remember she is constantly being told by her handlers that Florida along with Texas are up for grabs this year. If you look at her actions based on that belief they make sense.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 08, 2024 12:12 PM (QNSds)

41 So, Kamala is entering the final month of the election by punching down to the governor of a deep red state because she can't get a good photo op?

That's weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:08 PM (GBKbO)
_____

Same thought here. Makes no sense across the board. Kumswala has no chance in FL. Her base hates DeathSantis almost as much as they hate Trump. Even making her look concerned about the storm makes little sense, as it only underscores how impotent she's been, and keeps a bad issue for Democraps in the news.

Just very odd political strategery here.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 12:12 PM (iFTx/)

42 22
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 12:10 PM (Zz0t1)

Sponge - wanted to check in. How are you and the Mrs. doing?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 08, 2024 12:12 PM (N39Ws)

43 Biden hates Kamala, his smirk is all I need to see.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 12:12 PM (CmlIW)

44 Biden is sticking it to her. STICKING IT TO HER!

Posted by: crabgrass farmer at October 08, 2024 12:12 PM (CTUih)

45 Unless Biden made the whore his Hurricane Czar when nobody was looking, she needs to shut her blow hole.

Posted by: Bigsmith at October 08, 2024 12:09 PM (1Au9i)

-------------

"I'll do for hurricane victims what I did for the border!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 08, 2024 12:12 PM (TDdfP)

46 39 >>>While who's away?

it's a Who song.
Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 12:12 PM (KRtlO)

======

Yeah, but who's on second?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:13 PM (GBKbO)

47 23 8 Harris is trying to be fake President but we already have a fake President.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 08, 2024 12:08 PM (xcxpd)

Nods sagely. There can only be one.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at October 08, 2024 12:10 PM (ZtyUu)

I'd pay money to watch Harris and Biden fight to the death with swords.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 08, 2024 12:13 PM (xcxpd)

48 sharon, hi. no I missed that, i'll find it.

Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 12:13 PM (KRtlO)

49 That is Biden to the core. A mean, vindictive prick.



You'd be a mean vindictive prick if you got replaced without even a vote.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 08, 2024 12:13 PM (aKxz7)

50 Who is really in charge? FJB or Kamala?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 08, 2024 12:13 PM (7fElN)

51 Any truth to the rumor that FEMA replace local Florida police and is blocking the Tampa evacuation?

If true, this is the tell the Deep State wants a civil war, and thinks they can win.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2024 12:13 PM (u82oZ)

52 Sure. Send 'em that $25! It definitely won't just go to line the pocket of some crony!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, t

At least the people at DU are getting milked by shit like that.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 08, 2024 12:13 PM (CIS44)

53 In that same press conference, sleepy Joe said "Milton will rip straight through Florida, East to West"

I'd like to see that hurricane map.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at October 08, 2024 12:13 PM (fwA58)

54 46 39 >>>While who's away?

it's a Who song.
Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 12:12 PM (KRtlO)

======

Yeah, but who's on second?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:13 PM (GBKbO)

What are next?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 08, 2024 12:13 PM (xcxpd)

55 And she didn't even call him.

I read that Harris and Biden staffers got into it after Biden threw her under the bus. Now I'm reading Dr Jill got into it with Harris staffers.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 08, 2024 12:13 PM (N3Pq0)

56
Just a quick one while he's away.


https://youtu.be/t0NtRJ8Q9MI

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 08, 2024 12:14 PM (63Dwl)

57 Kamala is not being positioned for success ... but she only needs a few million registered illegals to "vote" (have their ballots produced) to carry her to "victory".

"StopBogusBallots.com Finds 2,848,288 Likely Fraudulent Voter Registrations in 6 Swing States"

And in Detroit, the watchers and counters are mostly Dems.

"The RNC stated in the lawsuit that Detroit’s Election Commission appointed 2,337 Democratic inspectors while only assigning 310 Republicans during the August primary election fill to those positions.

Sheridan noted that at least 100 of the supposed 310 Republicans currently hired as poll workers by the city of Detroit during the August primary election have since been confirmed to be Democrats posing as Republicans."

Posted by: illiniwek at October 08, 2024 12:14 PM (Cus5s)

58 Hooray for RDS!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2024 12:14 PM (J2vNu)

59
What'd you do now?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 12:11 PM (v6JzV)



Played in a charity golf tournament yesterday.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)

60 That is Biden to the core. A mean, vindictive prick.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 08, 2024 12:09 PM (N39Ws)

You need to add in that he's thoroughly convinced of his own greatness while being incompetent to get to his core, but otherwise, exactly right.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 08, 2024 12:14 PM (N1DT3)

61 What time was the call? Normally I'll take late-night calls and texts from throaty goaty THOTs and sluts. DeathSantis is married, though.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

62 52 Sure. Send 'em that $25! It definitely won't just go to line the pocket of some crony!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, t

At least the people at DU are getting milked by shit like that.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 08, 2024 12:13 PM (CIS44)

=======

This is why I refuse to give money to politics. It's damn near impossible to figure out who's actually going to use the money and who's just going to pocket it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:14 PM (GBKbO)

63 54 What are next?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 08, 2024 12:13 PM (xcxpd)

=======

Fuck you! It's January!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:14 PM (GBKbO)

64 Why doesn’t Biden just say “fuck it, I’m gonna openly endorse Trump” and then do it. Kamala (and Obama) stabbed him in the back so stab back. I’m convinced that Biden’s original withdrawal from the race on X/Twitter was issued without his knowledge so he’s playing this little passive-aggressive game now. Just go nuts Joe…. Let it all hang out. Let the world know what conniving scoundrels they are… you’re still prez after all. Do it please. Best October surprise ever

Remember Biden got like 90% of the votes in the Dem primaries…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2024 12:14 PM (PRg7w)

65 Kamala is an errand bint, sent by produce clerks, to collect a bill.

Ah, but is she moistened?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 12:15 PM (xCA6C)

66 Any truth to the rumor that FEMA replace local Florida police and is blocking the Tampa evacuation?

If true, this is the tell the Deep State wants a civil war, and thinks they can win.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2024 12:13 PM


It will not end the way they think it will.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 08, 2024 12:15 PM (QNSds)

67 see update -- they actually asked about this on The View.

Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 12:15 PM (KRtlO)

68 I missed the part where Kamala was running against Ron.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 08, 2024 12:15 PM (KbCG3)

69
Sponge - wanted to check in. How are you and the Mrs. doing?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 08, 2024 12:12 PM (N39Ws)



Doing Ok. Wife is still having some intestinal issues due to the infusions and we've now been told that her white cell count is below what they'd consider allowable, so she'll only be receiving fluids this week and no chemo.

She wasn't feeling well yesterday and had to take the day off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

70 67 see update
Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 12:15 PM (KRtlO)

=======

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:16 PM (GBKbO)

71 She confirmed Ron DeSantis' charge by not denying it. She talked around it. She says during the most recent storms, she's called people. No mention of any calls previously.

Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 12:16 PM (KRtlO)

72 My body hates me.

The pain.......the pain......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024


***
I knew somebody who used to say that all the time. Wonder whatever happened to him?

Posted by: Will Robinson at October 08, 2024 12:16 PM (J2vNu)

73 Same thought here. Makes no sense across the board. Kumswala has no chance in FL. Her base hates DeathSantis almost as much as they hate Trump. Even making her look concerned about the storm makes little sense, as it only underscores how impotent she's been, and keeps a bad issue for Democraps in the news.

Just very odd political strategery here.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 12:12 PM (iFTx/)

-------------

Her base hates DeathSantis nearly as rabidly as they hate Trump and now Vance.

Like #FakePolls, this #FauxOutrageTheater is for the donor class & to rile up her base -- showing her standing up to a toxic white male nazi governor.

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 08, 2024 12:16 PM (TDdfP)

74 Of course she accuses DeSantis of the exact thing she’s doing. What a phony.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at October 08, 2024 12:16 PM (9fS3W)

75 see update -- they actually asked about this on The View.
Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 12:15 PM (KRtlO)



I thought that cattle call was going off the air......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

76 I saw Throaty Goaty THOTs and Sluts open for Pussy Riot at the Municipal Stadium of Slutsk.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 12:16 PM (v6JzV)

77 The only way that he could have been funnier would have been to say that he doesn't blame her for the bad idea of trying to politicize hurricane response, because it is likely the idea of one of her staffers, who didn't position her for success. The poor thing.

Posted by: Simplemind at October 08, 2024 12:16 PM (RkXF6)

78 DeSantis is pissing on Kamala's joy. How crass.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 08, 2024 12:17 PM (pohLc)

79 My body hates me.

The pain.......the pain......
Posted by: Sponge


My body is (mostly) OK. It's my soul that hates me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at October 08, 2024 12:17 PM (Q0kLU)

80 Any truth to the rumor that FEMA replace local Florida police and is blocking the Tampa evacuation?

If true, this is the tell the Deep State wants a civil war, and thinks they can win.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2024 12:13 PM


It will not end the way they think it will.
Posted by: Mister Scott



It's already over. Appalachia gave up without a fight. Floridians won't do anything different.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 08, 2024 12:17 PM (aKxz7)

81 What time was the call? Normally I'll take late-night calls and texts from throaty goaty THOTs and sluts. DeathSantis is married, though.

Have you SEEN his wife? Harris never had a chance.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 12:17 PM (xCA6C)

82 She confirmed Ron DeSantis' charge by not denying it. She talked around it. She says during the most recent storms, she's called people. No mention of any calls previously.

Posted by: Ace at 12:05 PM



I'm waiting for her to roll out the old Owebama "Office of The President-Elect" seal.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)

83 16 between this and her 60-mins interview, Kamala is having a rough week. And I am totally here for it.


she wasn't great on the View apparently either, with the admission she only just now decided to call the FL Gov, plus her whole "There is not a think that comes to mind" thing when they asked how she differed from Biden.

The View: Is there something you would have done differently than President Biden in the last four years?

HARRIS: "There is not a thing that comes to mind..."

I mean, "what mind" is a valid question

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 08, 2024 12:17 PM (s3qiR)

84 see update -- they actually asked about this on The View.
Posted by: ace

So "this most recent one" But not before and not RDS.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 08, 2024 12:17 PM (CIS44)

85
Even on The View, she sounds like a bungler.

What a stupid arrogant cunt. She belongs on tiktok.

Posted by: Soothie at October 08, 2024 12:18 PM (Y1dl2)

86 Glad to see Ace got out of the harness in time today

Posted by: Rbastid at October 08, 2024 12:18 PM (Dik1o)

87 I'll take a call from Harris.

I'd love to have a word with her. She might find it edifying. Horrifying. Whatever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2024 12:18 PM (awTae)

88 She confirmed Ron DeSantis' charge by not denying it. She talked around it. She says during the most recent storms, she's called people.

-----------

"Yo, Willie! I need a pick-me-up ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 08, 2024 12:18 PM (TDdfP)

89 67 see update
Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 12:15 PM (KRtlO)

=======

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:16 PM (GBKbO)
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See Ace's Update, stat! I want a report on my desk first thing tomorrow!

Posted by: TJM's Supervisor at October 08, 2024 12:18 PM (7fElN)

90 Like #FakePolls, this #FauxOutrageTheater is for the donor class & to rile up her base -- showing her standing up to a toxic white male nazi governor.
Posted by: ShainS -

And if her base isn't in the bag by now, she's fucked.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 08, 2024 12:18 PM (CIS44)

91 Another registration factoid:

CA - September 2024

R's added 51K new registrants.
D's added 38K.

Enthusiasm for joy, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:19 PM (GBKbO)

92 If Harris "wins," I wonder if she'll be replaced, too.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at October 08, 2024 12:09 PM (qUkBO)

I wouldn't put it past them to toss in another substitute before this is over.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 08, 2024 12:19 PM (w6EFb)

93 honestly she's hitting then skids already

lol I would love to be a fly on the wall at her campaign

bc she is a hot mess

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 08, 2024 12:19 PM (s3qiR)

94 She acts like there's already been a transfer of power and she's the President.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

95 Kamala is lazy

That's why she took career shortcuts
That's why she has zero accomplishments

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 08, 2024 12:19 PM (Wx316)

96 Why should Ron take her call?

He's not a Senator.

Kammi has only one Constitutional role: Preside over the Senate.

Outside of that, she's a loudmouth drunk at the end of the bar slurring "I told you so!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 08, 2024 12:20 PM (8Kx9y)

97 74 Of course she accuses DeSantis of the exact thing she’s doing. What a phony.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at October 08, 2024 12:16 PM (9fS3W)

Politics is the only prism through which the left can see the world.

Case in point, she could've simply said that she understands that DeSantis is busy at the moment. She offered help. She's ready to help at a moments notice. If he declines that help, it's on him.

Instead, she goes right to victimhood status because that's what politics demand. She COULD'VE made him look bad. She just didn't have the ability.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 08, 2024 12:20 PM (KbCG3)

98 The View: Is there something you would have done differently than President Biden in the last four years?

HARRIS: "There is not a thing that comes to mind..."

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And there's another Trump campaign ad that should be running on a loop 24x7 ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 08, 2024 12:20 PM (TDdfP)

99 At the top of the daily mail they have a story about Kamala's husband being a misogynist at his law firm. The knives are really coming out for her.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 12:20 PM (CmlIW)

100 My body is (mostly) OK. It's my soul that hates me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


Dude. How are you doing?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 12:20 PM (v6JzV)

101
My body is (mostly) OK. It's my soul that hates me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at October 08, 2024 12:17 PM (Q0kLU)



I would actually consider swapping at this point.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

102
Jalama was so bad on fake news 60 Minutes, msnbc had to edit and editorialize her responses to make her sound semi-intelligent.

Posted by: Soothie at October 08, 2024 12:20 PM (Y1dl2)

103
"Just a quick one while he's away."

While who's away?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 08, 2024


Time to fire up the Conspiracy Theory Machine.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 08, 2024 12:20 PM (RKVpM)

104 I perfectly understand why DeSantis isn't interested in wasting his time collecting an ear full of meaningless drivel. He has a storm coming and has shit to get done.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 08, 2024 12:20 PM (pohLc)

105 She confirmed Ron DeSantis' charge by not denying it. She talked around it. She says during the most recent storms, she's called people. No mention of any calls previously.

Did she mention calls created or saved?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 12:21 PM (xCA6C)

106 Harris says she has called and taken calls from other governors ... but doesn't say the calls were about hurricanes or storms. Just claims she has spoken to governors ... just not DeSantis (and why not DeSantis?).

Posted by: illiniwek at October 08, 2024 12:21 PM (Cus5s)

107 Ace btw the Hitchhikers' radiio show (I'm so old I listened to it when it first aired! I was a child tho) is available on Audible. well worth it! I love it more than the books it ties everything nicely together and the voice actors are amazing.

while you're there (at Audible) you can also listen to the original Star Wars radio play which was fantastic!

and the new Sandman radio show with MacEvoy as a perfect Sandman voice - it's really really good. better than the new TV series.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 08, 2024 12:21 PM (s3qiR)

108 Even weirder: the sitting president of her own party is shooting a spread of torpedoes at her.
Posted by: Archimedes

Delicious

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 08, 2024 12:21 PM (J5RCE)

109 Mommmmmmmmmmm!!!! The Republicans aren't being nice to me..... MOMMMMMMMM!!!!!

Posted by: The United Kingdom at October 08, 2024 12:22 PM (dIske)

110 Kammi has only one Constitutional role: Preside over the Senate.

Outside of that, she's a loudmouth drunk at the end of the bar slurring "I told you so!"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 08, 2024


***
Lazy, drunk, and slutty is no way to go through life, dear. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2024 12:22 PM (J2vNu)

111 Kammie was the first out for a reason.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at October 08, 2024 12:22 PM (Z8Yh2)

112 "Just a quick one while he's away."

While who's away?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 08, 2024

The other ace.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can fill a book with what I don't know' at October 08, 2024 12:22 PM (i8Z6c)

113 At the top of the daily mail they have a story about Kamala's husband being a misogynist at his law firm. The knives are really coming out for her.

I really think most of the Dem party has concluded she's going to lose bigly, so they might as well get a little frisson of revenge out of it.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 12:23 PM (xCA6C)

114
Maybe Ace has a female minion.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 08, 2024 12:23 PM (RKVpM)

115 Just a quick one while he's away.
Posted by: Ace at 12:05 PM
--
Not the worst earworm.
https://tinyurl.com/2p9huzvy

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffe

__________
They used that in Rushmore.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 08, 2024 12:23 PM (kQk6V)

116 9 I love that even as he drops into greater senility, Biden is still a vindictive bastard.

And he wants revenge on the people that pushed him out.

It's hilarious.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
=======
Don't discount Jill and Co.
Obama does not seem to be doing much either and Killary being active can only hurt Harris. Harris already has all the AWFL support she is going to get and Killary hurts her with all other demographics.

That stupid Harris wear pearls stunt smacks of Killary is an example.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 12:23 PM (bt/Nj)

117 The guy, Mark Simone, who's the host for the conservative morning show in NYC says Willie Brown, the former Mayor of SF, who's in his 90's will admit off the record to a few people that Kamala is an airhead. She was one back then and she's still one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2024 12:23 PM (aY9LR)

118 110 Kammi has only one Constitutional role: Preside over the Senate.

Outside of that, she's a loudmouth drunk at the end of the bar slurring "I told you so!"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 08, 2024

=======

And in that worthless role, she ended up tying herself intimately to one of the two most important issues in this election: inflation. She was the tie-breaking vote for the Inflation Reduction Act.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

119 You guys, she's getting serious. She's doing 60 Minutes, The Steven Colbert Show AND The Howard Stern show THIS WEEK!

Talk about getting out there with the people and learning their concerns......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

120 Harris says she has called and taken calls from other governors ... but doesn't say the calls were about hurricanes or storms. Just claims she has spoken to governors ... just not DeSantis (and why not DeSantis?).

Which ones? Name names. Any of the not Dems?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 12:23 PM (xCA6C)

121 Just saw Biden's answer about DeSantis doing well.

There's a parallel to this.

During the republican primary, Trump couldn't stop praising a guy like Newsom in an effort to degrade DeSantis.

I didn't like it but understood it. He was running against the guy.

Biden is doing the same thing, only he's working to be an anchor on his party's candidate. Hilarious.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 08, 2024 12:24 PM (KbCG3)

122
She confirmed Ron DeSantis' charge by not denying it. She talked around it.

She "answers" ALL questions by talking around them.
Lightly skirting them but never actually touching.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 08, 2024 12:24 PM (63Dwl)

123 At the top of the daily mail they have a story about Kamala's husband being a misogynist at his law firm. The knives are really coming out for her.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 12:20 PM (CmlIW)

Is "misogynist" a junior or a senior partner?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2024 12:24 PM (Hm+HN)

124 Kamala is lazy

That's why she took career shortcuts
That's why she has zero accomplishments

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 08, 2024 12:19 PM (Wx316)

--------------

Or as I've been calling her: DogEater in a dress.

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 08, 2024 12:24 PM (TDdfP)

125 113 I really think most of the Dem party has concluded she's going to lose bigly, so they might as well get a little frisson of revenge out of it.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 12:23 PM (xCA6C)

========

Supplanting the sitting president by forcing his removal from the race after successfully winning the primary was never a smart move, but you could paper over the issues if you won power and were able to deal out patronage.

Losing the election, though, just invites rebuttal. Well, perhaps retribution.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:24 PM (GBKbO)

126 Which ones? Name names. Any of the not Dems?


lol you know they're all Dems

she prolly called Josh up and wept "omg I am SO SORRy I didn't pick uuuuuu"

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 08, 2024 12:24 PM (s3qiR)

127 So, Kamala is entering the final month of the election by punching down to the governor of a deep red state because she can't get a good photo op?

That's weird.
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Going to the most friendly of friendly of media--and botching that.
Venues that have highly limited appeal.*
That are almost exclusively of a demographic the polls say she's winning by 30%+.

As I said yesterday, everyone everywhere wanted to appear with, interview, and campaign for Obama.
Nobody, nowhere wants anything to do with Kamala.

*The View, IIRC, has something like 100k viewers daily.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 08, 2024 12:24 PM (8Kx9y)

128 50 Who is really in charge? FJB or Kamala?

*whistles innocently*

Posted by: george soros at October 08, 2024 12:25 PM (sGtp+)

129 114
Maybe Ace has a female minion.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 08, 2024 12:23 PM (RKVpM)

I'd love a team of minions and lackeys.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 12:25 PM (CmlIW)

130 Biden is trying to thread the needle of carrying the party line while still getting revenge on Harris for being part of kicking him off the ticket.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 08, 2024 12:25 PM (Q8IAj)

131 You guys, she's getting serious. She's doing 60 Minutes, The Steven Colbert Show AND The Howard Stern show THIS WEEK!

Talk about getting out there with the people and learning their concerns......


And yet, even the 60 Minutes interview with her was a disaster.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 12:25 PM (xCA6C)

132
I watched the long interview with DeSantis and he was sorta complimentary toward Biden and the head of FEMA.

I guess looking down the barrel of a Cat 4 or 5 might have something to do with it.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 08, 2024 12:25 PM (RKVpM)

133 I still say Joe didn't agree to step down at all and Barky's minions released that post on X while he was getting a massage or something

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 08, 2024 12:26 PM (s3qiR)

134 76 I saw Throaty Goaty THOTs and Sluts open for Pussy Riot at the Municipal Stadium of Slutsk.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 12:16 PM (v6JzV)

Sounds better than a Lords of Acid show!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 08, 2024 12:26 PM (xcxpd)

135 Outside of that, she's a loudmouth drunk at the end of the bar slurring "I told you so!"

I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at October 08, 2024 12:26 PM (Q0kLU)

136 Kalamama is so BRAT

Posted by: wth at October 08, 2024 12:26 PM (v0R5T)

137 Afternoon Ace.
Hell hath no fury like Joey scorned. I'm really enjoying this Dem infighting and I hope it continues after Trump wins. Get the Dems fighting each other and they can't do as much damage to the country.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2024 12:27 PM (ULt7M)

138 Biden actually looked competent behind the Resolute desk without suit jacket giving orders while explaining that he had talked to DeSantis. Great public relations move for him. It will be especially sweet when she loses.

Hemingway: Kamala Harris Is So Bad That Democrats Are Wondering If They Should Have Kept Biden

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 08, 2024 12:27 PM (t/2Uw)

139 123 At the top of the daily mail they have a story about Kamala's husband being a misogynist at his law firm. The knives are really coming out for her.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 12:20 PM (CmlIW)

Is "misogynist" a junior or a senior partner?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2024 12:24 PM (Hm+HN)

The female parters complained he only took young, really attractive associates in his limo to functions, hired a model as his secretary and screamed at female associates and had men only cocktail parties etc. He sounds like an ass.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 12:27 PM (CmlIW)

140 I haven't seen a powerpoint on the storm. One really can't say they have solved a problem without a powerpoint.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 08, 2024 12:27 PM (lTGtQ)

141
She confirmed Ron DeSantis' charge by not denying it. She talked around it.

She "answers" ALL questions by talking around them.
Lightly skirting them but never actually touching.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 08, 2024 12:24 PM


What's with all the constant hand motions? She's exhausting to watch.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 08, 2024 12:27 PM (RKVpM)

142 You guys, she's getting serious. She's doing 60 Minutes, The Steven Colbert Show AND The Howard Stern show THIS WEEK!

Talk about getting out there with the people and learning their concerns......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

--------------

What the hell are we, chopped gizzard?

Posted by: The Young Turks podcast at October 08, 2024 12:27 PM (TDdfP)

143 >>136 Kalamama is so BRAT
Posted by: wth

yup. whatever that means!

Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 12:27 PM (KRtlO)

144 Types deletes sighs

Posted by: Accomack at October 08, 2024 12:27 PM (sSkke)

145 The Howard Stern show THIS WEEK!
.......

Will there be midgets?

Posted by: wth at October 08, 2024 12:28 PM (v0R5T)

146 114
Maybe Ace has a female minion.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 08, 2024 12:23 PM (RKVpM)

Banana?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 08, 2024 12:28 PM (xcxpd)

147 Despite all her negatives and how big an idiot she is; despite these mini-torpedoes from her own prez Biden…. The Cackler is still gonna get a ton of legitimate votes and may even win if the cheat is on in the swing states.

This does not speak well of the electorate. It almost makes me believe we’re screwed even if Trump ekes it out. Screwed in the long run by a stupid lazy emotional electorate

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2024 12:28 PM (v/5Y9)

148 131 You guys, she's getting serious. She's doing 60 Minutes, The Steven Colbert Show AND The Howard Stern show THIS WEEK!

Talk about getting out there with the people and learning their concerns......

And yet, even the 60 Minutes interview with her was a disaster.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 12:25 PM (xCA6C)

Will Howard ask kammie to ride the sybian, or sit on a subwoofer while he hums baby got back?

Will kammie agree? Tune in at 3.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2024 12:28 PM (uBBbP)

149 I honestly forget that Biden is still president until I see something like that tweet above. We don't hear a word about him, ever.

Not that I'm complaining, mind you. But it amazes me that I've forgotten he exists.

Posted by: bluebell at October 08, 2024 12:28 PM (bS+DD)

150 Lazy, drunk, and slutty is no way to go through life, dear. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2024 12:22 PM (J2vNu)
--
It's worked pretty well for her so far. Why should she change now?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 08, 2024 12:28 PM (7fElN)

151 I'd love a team of minions and lackeys.
Posted by: CaliGirl

I could use some henchmen and myrmidons.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 12:28 PM (v6JzV)

152 Kamala's Big Endorsements recently:

Magic Johnson (the guy with AIDS who hasn't been relevant for 20 years and who has a tranny son)

Jessica Alba (that one is just sad. She's worth $430 million, they have her on a high school PA system looking all tiny against the backdrop saying how in this economy we need ... the people who gave us this economy?)

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 08, 2024 12:28 PM (8Kx9y)

153 115 Just a quick one while he's away.
Posted by: Ace at 12:05 PM
--
Not the worst earworm.
https://tinyurl.com/2p9huzvy

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffe

__________
They used that in Rushmore.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 08, 2024 12:23 PM

--

Indeed. And that version, in fact.

Too early for a Wes Anderson movie thread?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 08, 2024 12:28 PM (wzAuc)

154 I use to date Kamala in high school.
She broke up with me 💔😭 unexpectedly in debate class.
I was just her homework.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 08, 2024 12:28 PM (J8LnB)

155 My body hates me.

The pain.......the pain......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 12:10 PM (Zz0t1)


You kinda asked for it...
https://youtu.be/qQYpF2pCkLI





Posted by: Doof at October 08, 2024 12:28 PM (RIT1U)

156 143 >>136 Kalamama is so BRAT
Posted by: wth

yup. whatever that means!
Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 12:27 PM (KRtlO)

======

The airhead blonde Peloton instructor who taught my arms and shoulders class this morning said that she had a brat summer.

And then she said that she had no idea what it was and she just followed trends.

Still, I worked by biceps pretty well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:29 PM (GBKbO)

157 They should have kept Biden

Posted by: Accomack at October 08, 2024 12:29 PM (sSkke)

158 Well, you've got to admit, Kamala is an expert on blowing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 08, 2024 12:29 PM (L/fGl)

159 I haven't seen a powerpoint on the storm. One really can't say they have solved a problem without a powerpoint.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 08, 2024 12:27 PM (lTGtQ)

--------------

Mister, we could use a whiteboard and a man like John Madden again ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 08, 2024 12:29 PM (TDdfP)

160 >>> At the top of the daily mail they have a story about Kamala's husband being a misogynist at his law firm. The knives are really coming out for her.
Posted by: CaliGirl

oooh

Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 12:29 PM (KRtlO)

161 79 My body hates me.

The pain.......the pain......
Posted by: Sponge

My body is (mostly) OK. It's my soul that hates me.


my enthusiasm hurts

Posted by: anachronda at October 08, 2024 12:29 PM (sGtp+)

162 I saw Throaty Goaty THOTs and Sluts open for Pussy Riot at the Municipal Stadium of Slutsk.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 12:16 PM (v6JzV)

Sounds better than a Lords of Acid show!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 08, 2024 12:26 PM (xcxpd)
___

I thought it was a co-headliner show??

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 12:29 PM (iFTx/)

163 This post confuses me. I was told Kamala's popularity was on the rise. Unbeatable, actually.

Posted by: Don Black & The Don Black Experience at October 08, 2024 12:29 PM (/7KEl)

164 Geeze, people. She's only one person. She's been busy securing the border, negotiating for Hamas held hostages, connecting rural areas to the internet and stamping out price gouging in grocery stores.

And DeSantis thinks HE'S busy and doesn't have time to talk!

He clearly isn't positioning her for success. What a jerk!

Posted by: Just Lily at October 08, 2024 12:29 PM (4YbKM)

165 I really think most of the Dem party has concluded she's going to lose bigly, so they might as well get a little frisson of revenge out of it.
Posted by: Archimedes

More than that. A lot of Dems eyeing 2028 might want her politically dead and buried so she is not a candidate in 2028 and doesn't run the party until then.

Factionalism in political parties often take the same form as the markets--fear and greed. Greed for potential moving up if Harris loses and fear that they will be punished if Harris wins.

Even some in the media is beginning to turn on Harris. Dunno it is whether to burnish its objective credentials before trying to knife Trump/Vance via some sort of pussygate hit mid October or because they think she is a loser and this is battle prep for objectivity before they go after Trump in office as in 2017.

Kamala's ads, and I live in a swing state, are all negative--nothing positive and that means Kamala is trying to run a base election with wall to wall negative ads. So she is running a base+cheat campaign. Trump is running the GOTV playbook with ground game and registration along with lawfare. SoS in Michigan has lost her tenth lawsuit for example.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 12:29 PM (bt/Nj)

166 The female parters complained he only took young, really attractive associates in his limo to functions, hired a model as his secretary and screamed at female associates and had men only cocktail parties etc. He sounds like an ass.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 12:27 PM (CmlIW)
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To be honest, it sounds like they are a perfect match.

Posted by: bluebell at October 08, 2024 12:29 PM (bS+DD)

167 What's with all the constant hand motions? She's exhausting to watch.
Posted by: Divide by Zero


She's Italian.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 08, 2024 12:30 PM (aKxz7)

168 Screwed in the long run by a stupid lazy emotional electorate

"Yeah, WW3 really sucks but it would be worse if my abortion rights were taken away."

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2024 12:30 PM (RjOoY)

169 I'd love a team of minions and lackeys.
Posted by: CaliGirl

I could use some henchmen and myrmidons.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 12:28 PM (v6JzV)

I need a consigliere'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can fill a book with what I don't know' at October 08, 2024 12:30 PM (i8Z6c)

170 What's with all the constant hand motions? She's exhausting to watch.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 08, 2024 12:27 PM (RKVpM)
______________________

Too easy. So instead of making a sexual reference I will take the high road. She worked at McDonalds. So, make her president.

Posted by: Orson at October 08, 2024 12:30 PM (dIske)

171 The female parters complained he only took young, really attractive associates in his limo to functions, hired a model as his secretary and screamed at female associates and had men only cocktail parties etc. He sounds like an ass.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 12:27 PM (CmlIW)

Heh. Your original post could be read as "misogynist" was a formal position at a law firm. Lawyers be weird, yo.

Yeah, I have no doubt Doug Emhoff is a nasty piece of work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2024 12:30 PM (Hm+HN)

172 139 123 At the top of the daily mail they have a story about Kamala's husband being a misogynist at his law firm. The knives are really coming out for her.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 12:20 PM (CmlIW)

Is "misogynist" a junior or a senior partner?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2024 12:24 PM (Hm+HN)

The female parters complained he only took young, really attractive associates in his limo to functions, hired a model as his secretary and screamed at female associates and had men only cocktail parties etc. He sounds like an ass.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 12:27 PM (CmlIW)

So a typical dem male feminist.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2024 12:30 PM (uBBbP)

173 Just a quick one while he's away.
Posted by: Ace
......

That's what she told me at the picnic.

Posted by: wth at October 08, 2024 12:30 PM (v0R5T)

174 143 >>136 Kalamama is so BRAT
Posted by: wth

yup. whatever that means!
Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 12:27 PM (KRtlO)

Ace, the new slang for a woman that is serving see you next Tuesday in a good way is mother, as in kamala is not mother.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 12:30 PM (CmlIW)

175 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
It might be lunch time,working for a slave laborer

Posted by: Skip at October 08, 2024 12:30 PM (FdBH3)

176 Larry Ellison on Elon vs WSJ reporters, although this applies to liberals in general:

Larry Ellison: You're saying Elon's an idiot. The guy's landing rockets! And who are you?

"Elon doesn't know what he's doing, he'll have to go out for money, I'm really smart, I work for the Wall Street Journal ...

Who are you? This guy's landing rockets. You know, he's landing rockets on robot drone rafts in the ocean. And you're saying he doesn't know what he's doing? You ever land a rocket?

You're telling me he's an idiot. I just want to know who you are so I know, why I should believe you, as opposed to my friend Elon?

And we're out here watching this rocket land, which I think is really cool, and you're there in front of your Apple Macintosh and typing up an article saying, Elon's an idiot."


https://tinyurl.com/25w7vnus

Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 12:30 PM (xCA6C)

177
Will there be midgets?
Posted by: wth at October 08, 2024 12:28 PM (v0R5T)



I just want to know if he's going to offer her a breast exam or go at her with the tongue chainsaw.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

178 Not the worst earworm.
https://tinyurl.com/2p9huzvy

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffe

__________
They used that in Rushmore.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 08, 2024 12:23 PM
--
Indeed. And that version, in fact.

Too early for a Wes Anderson movie thread?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 08, 2024 12:28 PM (wzAuc)

After watching 'The Menu' last week, I have a craving to see Ralph Fiennes in 'The Grand Budapest Hotel' again.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 08, 2024 12:31 PM (xcxpd)

179 Imma hoping Doug Emhoff beats the shit out of Kammie nightly.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 08, 2024 12:31 PM (c711F)

180 I am kind of fascinated by how they pretend that both of them are president, and expect all of the accolades to go to one, and all of the blame to go to the other.

Notice how they are trying to conflate the jobs. Would a governor be talking to a president, or to a VP?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 08, 2024 12:31 PM (lTGtQ)

181 I wouldn't mind a politician doing nothing during his term in office, I just wish it cost less for that to happen

Posted by: Kindltot at October 08, 2024 12:31 PM (D7oie)

182 I honestly forget that Biden is still president until I see something like that tweet above. We don't hear a word about him, ever.

Not that I'm complaining, mind you. But it amazes me that I've forgotten he exists.

Posted by: bluebell at October 08, 2024 12:28 PM (bS+DD)

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The most forgettable and yet most damaging 50-year pol of recent times.

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 08, 2024 12:32 PM (TDdfP)

183 167 What's with all the constant hand motions? She's exhausting to watch.
Posted by: Divide by Zero


She's Italian.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 08, 2024 12:30 PM (aKxz7)

Watching her, it's almost like she uses hand motions when she has absolutely no clue what she is saying. Perhaps in her mind the hand motions makes it real, emphatically truthful even if it is utter b.s.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 08, 2024 12:32 PM (N39Ws)

184 Retard fights!

Jack Poso
@JackPosobiec
NEW: There was a physical altercation between Jill and Kamala staffers in the White House after Joe’s press room last week, began with accusations that the Bidens were undermining Kamala deliberately, per WH official

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The thrilla from the Jilla!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 08, 2024 12:32 PM (L/fGl)

185 What's with all the constant hand motions? She's exhausting to watch.
Posted by: Divide by Zero


She's Italian.
Posted by: rickb223

I'm not Italian, but I gesture a lot when I talk. One of my Russian instructors at DLI was surprised when I told her that I'm Dutch. With all my gesticulating, she was sure that I had to be either Jewish or Italian.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 12:32 PM (v6JzV)

186 Scott Jennings
@ScottJenningsKY

It’s legitimately crazy that Harris attacked Governor DeSantis, who is prepping for a historically bad storm. She’s politicizing when she and Biden were SLOW on their decisions. Discussed tonight on
@cnn

https://tinyurl.com/ya3zd9sp

Posted by: redridinghood at October 08, 2024 12:32 PM (NpAcC)

187 I'd love a team of minions and lackeys.
Posted by: CaliGirl

I could use some henchmen and myrmidons.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 12:28 PM (v6JzV)

I need a consigliere'.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can fill a book with what I don't know' at October 08, 2024 12:30 PM (i8Z6c)
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I'm taking applications for peons and toadies.

Posted by: bluebell at October 08, 2024 12:32 PM (bS+DD)

188
Heh. Your original post could be read as "misogynist" was a formal position at a law firm. Lawyers be weird, yo.

Yeah, I have no doubt Doug Emhoff is a nasty piece of work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2024 12:30 PM (Hm+HN)

I write badly, I think this is so funny and I hope it gains traction because her strongest voting block is single women and they won't like this and will have to defend this behavior.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 12:33 PM (CmlIW)

189
The airhead blonde Peloton instructor who taught my arms and shoulders class this morning said that she had a brat summer.

And then she said that she had no idea what it was and she just followed trends.

Still, I worked by biceps pretty well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:29 PM (GBKbO)


Pretty sure brat means lots of booze and dong. But since it was summer it doesn't "count".

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2024 12:33 PM (uBBbP)

190 178 Too early for a Wes Anderson movie thread?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 08, 2024 12:28 PM (wzAuc)

After watching 'The Menu' last week, I have a craving to see Ralph Fiennes in 'The Grand Budapest Hotel' again.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 08, 2024 12:31 PM (xcxpd)

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I rewatched Rushmore for the first time in forever recently. Liked it a whole lot more than I remember the first time.

Also, I recently discovered this series of Youtube videos of movie people going into a video store in Paris to just wander around and talk about movies the like. Anderson did one that was really nice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynyFwKXSwB8

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:33 PM (GBKbO)

191 MSM Today: Kamala is the Hurricane Czar. How dare Ron not return her calls!

MSM next week after the disaster: Who called Kamala the Hurricane Czar? That's weird. Nobody ever said that. Also, Ron, you better clean that shit up.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 08, 2024 12:33 PM (KbCG3)

192 179 Imma hoping Doug Emhoff beats the shit out of Kammie nightly.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 08, 2024 12:31 PM (c711F)

Kammie is known for her skills at flogging the bishop.
Doug is know for flogging the bitch up.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 08, 2024 12:33 PM (N39Ws)

193 I really think most of the Dem party has concluded she's going to lose bigly, so they might as well get a little frisson of revenge out of it.
Posted by: Archimedes

More than that. A lot of Dems eyeing 2028 might want her politically dead and buried so she is not a candidate in 2028 and doesn't run the party until then.


Maybe, but it's my guess that after she loses to Trump, she'll become nothing but a bad memory for the Dems.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 12:33 PM (xCA6C)

194 Is it usually the president or the vice president who calls governors when there's a disaster? Because if it's usually the president, I'm inclined to give Harris a pass on this. There's enough real harm from her actions (or lack thereof) without making up stuff.

Posted by: Emmie at October 08, 2024 12:34 PM (Sf2cq)

195 191 MSM Today: Kamala is the Hurricane Czar. How dare Ron not return her calls!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 08, 2024 12:33 PM (KbCG3)

They going to change her name to Wi(e)ndy because she's an expert on blowing things?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 08, 2024 12:34 PM (N39Ws)

196 193 Maybe, but it's my guess that after she loses to Trump, she'll become nothing but a bad memory for the Dems.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 12:33 PM (xCA6C)

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No one just vanishes.

She'll be back for 2028, and she'll have the clout of being Biden's VP and the previous candidate to back her up when talking to donors for donations. "She already proved that she can get tens of millions of votes!"

She'll raise decent money. She might even make it to Iowa this time. She'll be forgotten by Super Tuesday, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:34 PM (GBKbO)

197 Watching her, it's almost like she uses hand motions when she has absolutely no clue what she is saying. Perhaps in her mind the hand motions makes it real, emphatically truthful even if it is utter b.s.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 08, 2024 12:32 PM (N39Ws)
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Yes! That, and the head nodding. It makes her look pedantic, which I think is her goal, because I think she thinks it makes her look smarter than everyone else.

Posted by: bluebell at October 08, 2024 12:34 PM (bS+DD)

198 After watching 'The Menu' last week, I have a craving to see Ralph Fiennes in 'The Grand Budapest Hotel' again.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 08, 2024 12:31
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The three punches scene. I could watch that on loop.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 08, 2024 12:34 PM (kQk6V)

199
Biden is doing the same thing, only he's working to be an anchor on his party's candidate. Hilarious.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 08, 2024


***
Do you think Biden is compos mentis enough to devise this, or do you think Jill is instructing him?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2024 12:34 PM (J2vNu)

200 163 This post confuses me. I was told Kamala's popularity was on the rise. Unbeatable, actually.
Posted by: Don Black
=========
A lot of folks mostly use binary--good/bad dichotomies to express opinions upon. Most issues are more complicated than that. Trump and Musk apparently are really relying on paid and volunteer canvassers to register, get votes, track votes, etc. to a greater extent than any recent GOP campaign has ever done in recent years. Closest comparison was Bush 2004 but that hinged mainly on two swing states--Ohio and Florida but the Bush GOTV got the GOP its last popular vote majority in presidential elections.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 12:35 PM (bt/Nj)

201 This is what I think of the Governor of Florida.......

Sisesap vapedasig lepon hasororip hepenufek tusarul habenog 43281 rafilatopidan surires

Any Questions ?

Posted by: Kamal Harris at October 08, 2024 12:35 PM (Qfk4E)

202 At the top of the daily mail they have a story about Kamala's husband being a misogynist at his law firm. The knives are really coming out for her.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 12:20 PM (CmlIW)

Is "misogynist" a junior or a senior partner?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2024 12:24 PM (Hm+HN)

The female parters complained he only took young, really attractive associates in his limo to functions, hired a model as his secretary and screamed at female associates and had men only cocktail parties etc. He sounds like an ass.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 12:27 PM (CmlIW)
_____

I knew a few partners like this during my career at the big NYC law firm. While the big law firms hated this type, some were major rainmakers and thus could get away with it. You could see them from a mile away. It couldn't have even more obvious they were selecting secretaries, paralegals, junior associates, etc for the sole purpose of trying to fuck them.

It's still hard for me to believe this Jerkoff guy isn't a fag. He looks like a creepy bathhouse faggot.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

203 I'd love a team of minions and lackeys.
Posted by: CaliGirl

I could use some henchmen and myrmidons.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 12:28 PM (v6JzV)

I need a consigliere'.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can fill a book with what I don't know' at October 08, 2024 12:30 PM (i8Z6c)
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I'm taking applications for peons and toadies.


I can't afford peons and toadies, so I settle for lickspittles and rumpswabbers.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 12:35 PM (xCA6C)

204 More than that. A lot of Dems eyeing 2028 might want her politically dead and buried so she is not a candidate in 2028 and doesn't run the party until then.


Maybe, but it's my guess that after she loses to Trump, she'll become nothing but a bad memory for the Dems.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 12:33 PM (xCA6C)

I’m glad to see some confidence here. I’m not confident. Not despairing either…. Just believe it’ll be razor’s edge. I’m nervous because this should be a slam dunk with this stupid vacuous woman

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2024 12:35 PM (v/5Y9)

205 @JackPosobiec
NEW: There was a physical altercation between Jill and Kamala staffers in the White House after Joe’s press room last week, began with accusations that the Bidens were undermining Kamala deliberately, per WH official

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The thrilla from the Jilla!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 08, 2024 12:32 PM (L/fGl)



I can only imagine what it's like in the Presidential Bedroom after a day of Dems throwing Joe under the bus and DOCTOR Jill scheming revenge for the next day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

206 Am I the only one who thinks Kamalaise looks like Edgar from the first MiB movie?

Posted by: SirMix at October 08, 2024 12:36 PM (K4rbK)

207 After watching 'The Menu' last week, I have a craving to see Ralph Fiennes in 'The Grand Budapest Hotel' again.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 08, 2024 12:31 PM

--

TGBH was Peak Ralph.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 08, 2024 12:36 PM (wzAuc)

208 204 I’m glad to see some confidence here. I’m not confident. Not despairing either…. Just believe it’ll be razor’s edge. I’m nervous because this should be a slam dunk with this stupid vacuous woman
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2024 12:35 PM (v/5Y9)

=======

I still think Shapiro is going to order the arrest of a small town election official who holds back results until Philly reports, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:36 PM (GBKbO)

209 What's with all the constant hand motions? She's exhausting to watch.
Posted by: Divide by Zero


She's Italian.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 08, 2024 12:30 PM (aKxz7)


That too???!!!
Damn...she's a walking UN.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2024 12:36 PM (W/lyH)

210 One of her most annoying habits is how she nods affirmatively, repeatedly, while speaking each statement. I can't put my finger on why it's so maddening, but it seems like she thinks she's a schoolteacher speaking to a small child when she does it.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 08, 2024 12:36 PM (ntdO9)

211 Pretty sure brat means lots of booze and dong. But since it was summer it doesn't "count".
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2024 12:33 PM (uBBbP)
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Huh, guess that means I had a brat summer as well!

Posted by: Don Lemon at October 08, 2024 12:36 PM (RkXF6)

212 Illegal aliens getting all the FEMA funds should be in every Trump commercial right now. I have to see a single one.

Way bigger issue than cats being eaten in Springfield.

Posted by: Highlander at October 08, 2024 12:36 PM (kRhM/)

213 The National Association of Hookers and Cheap Whores Union announced today they will not endorse Harris because she cheapens their name and profession.

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at October 08, 2024 12:37 PM (/1UO6)

214 David Rothkopf: This looks and is bad today for DeSantis. It will look and be worse after Milton has hit. Grotesquely irresponsible.

He wants to be able to say he hasn't spoken to the Pres or VP since whenever he wants to state. Make it seem like the Dems didn’t try to help Floridians…. Jackass!!!

They are showing disrespect to the office, and also to the 81 million people who voted for the administration.

He's actually talked to the president many times, or so he said during his latest press conference on the storm. He said she’s never called him in three years that Florida has had other hurricanes. He’s known to lie so take his words with a grain of salt.

trump wouldn't be calling a blue state to help. In fact he WITHHELD aid from Wildfire victims in California. if you're in the hurricane area and this is your attitude too, better watch out what you wish for.

DeSantis is more afraid of TSF throwing a tantrum than he is the horrendous potential of loss of life

He was busy! He had to threaten a TV station for accepting an election year ad from a pro-choice group. No time to consider the safety and well-being of actual people.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 08, 2024 12:37 PM (H8xIt)

215 Harris is cooked if she loses. Best she will do is cabinet in a future dem admin. There are a dozen better campaigners in the party waiting for her to lose.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 08, 2024 12:37 PM (Q8IAj)

216 Godjilla attacks the White House!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 08, 2024 12:38 PM (L/fGl)

217
55

I read that Harris and Biden staffers got into it after Biden threw her under the bus. Now I'm reading Dr Jill got into it with Harris staffers.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 08, 2024 12:13 PM (N3Pq0)

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Unfortunately, the absolute worst that could happen is an impotent slap fight that leaves several dysfunctional staffers weeping in their cubicles.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 08, 2024 12:38 PM (uz6ub)

218 Meanwhile back at Chimney Rock, Asheville, etc., where people are still in a lot of trouble, yawn.

Without Milton the press might actually have to display some curiosity about the people suffering in NC due to the incompetence of the Junta.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 08, 2024 12:38 PM (tT6L1)

219 199
Biden is doing the same thing, only he's working to be an anchor on his party's candidate. Hilarious.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 08, 2024

***
Do you think Biden is compos mentis enough to devise this, or do you think Jill is instructing him?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2024 12:34 PM (J2vNu)

I think he's too dumb to play political games anymore. He's basically an unmoored boat.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 08, 2024 12:38 PM (KbCG3)

220 When Kamala loses, she will beat all records into the dust bin of persona non grata. Won't even get a gig on The View.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 08, 2024 12:38 PM (pohLc)

221 I am kind of fascinated by how they pretend that both of them are president, and expect all of the accolades to go to one, and all of the blame to go to the other.

Notice how they are trying to conflate the jobs. Would a governor be talking to a president, or to a VP?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 08, 2024 12:31 PM (lTGtQ)

The chickens have roosted! The chickens have roosted!

Posted by: mrp at October 08, 2024 12:38 PM (rj6Yv)

222 One of her most annoying habits is how she nods affirmatively, repeatedly, while speaking each statement. I can't put my finger on why it's so maddening, but it seems like she thinks she's a schoolteacher speaking to a small child when she does it.

It's a hallmark of someone who's unsure of herself, and is trying to get the listener(s) to offer some affirmation.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 12:38 PM (xCA6C)

223 speaking of whores I saw this recent clip of Milei and omg he had the most amazing aphorism ...

"we'd all be whores if we could use someone else's butt for it"

the whole clip was great but that line omg

he's hilarious (and very smart). the clip was about why taxation is theft, btw.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 08, 2024 12:38 PM (s3qiR)

224 I'm rooting for the Bidens to go scorched earth on the Kamala campaign.

A cat fight between Jill and Kammie in a cat of jello on PPV would raise more money than any private fundraiser.

And Jill would rip the shit out of Kammie. Hair, nails, blouse tearing cat fight.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 08, 2024 12:39 PM (/di7g)

225
If things go the way I suspect, we're at the lashing out at her staff and advisors stage in harris' campaign.

Next stage will be her breakdown.

Posted by: Soothie at October 08, 2024 12:39 PM (Me7gi)

226 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 08, 2024 12:37 PM (H8xIt)
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Bizarro World made more sense than the DUmmies.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 08, 2024 12:40 PM (tT6L1)

227 Moron storm update.

There was an infrequent poster people were concerned about last night. I was up late on the ONT because the night cat Trumpy was here.....trying to bang his sister...anyways..

407 Posted by: Akua Makana at October 08, 2024 01:59 AM (eZ3tp

Akua Makana's posts are right at the end of the ONT. Just Wow.

I'm in and out today. If someone could copy and paste this to let others know, that would be great.

Posted by: Stateless at October 08, 2024 12:40 PM (jvJvP)

228 If things go the way I suspect, we're at the lashing out at her staff and advisors stage in harris' campaign.

Next stage will be her breakdown.
Posted by: Soothie

Which stage does she throw a hair dryer, and eat a salad with a comb?

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 08, 2024 12:40 PM (CIS44)

229 harris also has this weird habit of turning her heaad back and forth even if the person she's talking to is i front of her. She looks down, closes her eyes, looks away. It's like she uses her hands and body motions to give herself time to think up an answer to the question.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 08, 2024 12:40 PM (t/2Uw)

230 Good to see some real BDE coming out of Ron. None of this huggyfag Chris Christie shit.

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 12:40 PM (hmOfI)

231 No one just vanishes.

She'll be back for 2028, and she'll have the clout of being Biden's VP and the previous candidate to back her up when talking to donors for donations. "She already proved that she can get tens of millions of votes!"

She'll raise decent money. She might even make it to Iowa this time. She'll be forgotten by Super Tuesday, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Actually they do on the Dem side. Killary was an exception but usually a failed nominee never gets a second chance at the brass ring. Given Kamala's burnout in the primary in 2020, that is likely to replicate in 2028 if she loses. Notice Killary did not even try for a rematch in 2020 and she had more political chops than Kamala.

I think the last time that the Dems nominated a past presidential election loser for presidential races was Adlai Stevenson which they did twice during an era of a weak Dem party. Before that it was Williams Jennings Bryan.

The GOP rarely does it but Nixon was the last one before Trump.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 12:40 PM (bt/Nj)

232 Thanks by the way.
And everyone try to have a good day.

Posted by: Stateless at October 08, 2024 12:40 PM (jvJvP)

233 I like the way Trump gestures when he talks

it's like he's playing an invisible accordion

Posted by: Don Black & The Don Black Experience at October 08, 2024 12:40 PM (/7KEl)

234 I'm not Italian, but I gesture a lot when I talk. One of my Russian instructors at DLI was surprised when I told her that I'm Dutch. With all my gesticulating, she was sure that I had to be either Jewish or Italian.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 12:32 PM (v6JzV)


Heh.
The only "D" I got in college was in Russian. Great professor and we got on well. Got "A's" in his other courses. so I took Russian. On the final, the prof comes up to me and says, Dio, I'll give you a D if you promise not to take any more Russian Language classes.
Deal!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2024 12:40 PM (W/lyH)

235 By what Constitutional justification does ATF even exist? Is it some "interstate commerce" bullshit?

OK, the Bill of Rights came after the main body of the Constitution and it OVERRULES any conflicting power of the government which existed before the Bill of Rights, and NOT the other way around. So there is absolutely NO authority for the existence of the ATF.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 08, 2024 12:40 PM (Da7Vv)

236

President Biden postponed a trip to Germany and Angola this week to help oversee his administration’s response to Hurricane Milton, a powerful storm that is barreling toward Florida, the White House said on Tuesday.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 08, 2024 12:40 PM (63Dwl)

237
And Jill would rip the shit out of Kammie. Hair, nails, blouse tearing cat fight.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 08, 2024 12:39 PM (/di7g)



That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

238 Welp:

From today's Daily Mail --

"Doug Emhoff was a foul-mouthed 'a**hole' and 'misogynist' who hired a 'trophy secretary' because she was pretty and 'retaliated against women who didn't flirt back' at LA law firm, ex-staff claim."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2024 12:40 PM (4tmpE)

239 Kamala's hands are and offshoot of Pelosi's hands. Must be something about being from California, or the booze, or the drugs, or hell, all of it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 08, 2024 12:41 PM (Q4IgG)

240 Next stage is Harris staffers jumping out of windows yelling, "I did it for you kamala!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 12:41 PM (rOxFH)

241 231 I think the last time that the Dems nominated a past presidential election loser for presidential races was Adlai Stevenson which they did twice during an era of a weak Dem party. Before that it was Williams Jennings Bryan.

The GOP rarely does it but Nixon was the last one before Trump.
Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 12:40 PM (bt/Nj)

=======

I'm not saying she'll get it. I'm saying she'll run for it and be able to convince enough donors to fund her to start.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:41 PM (GBKbO)

242 228 If things go the way I suspect, we're at the lashing out at her staff and advisors stage in harris' campaign.

Next stage will be her breakdown.
Posted by: Soothie

Supposedly a thrown down between Kamala and Biden staffers occurred at the WH over Biden's disinterest in placing her to succeed.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 12:41 PM (bt/Nj)

243 More than that. A lot of Dems eyeing 2028 might want her politically dead and buried so she is not a candidate in 2028 and doesn't run the party until then.
----
I think there is a lot of residual, unspoken hatred of Hillary costing them the chance to beat Trump in 2016.

There may be a slow realization that "no more checkboxes, we need someone with accomplishments."

IDK. I'm probably wrong given the DU posts.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 08, 2024 12:41 PM (8Kx9y)

244 Bibi be fomentin' revolution:

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has released a Message to the Residents of Lebanon, calling for them to Rise-Up against Hezbollah and take back their Country,

Posted by: Don Black & The Don Black Experience at October 08, 2024 12:41 PM (/7KEl)

245 One of the real aggravating Kamala ticks is her head nods while someone is asking the question.

She's basically mimicking what she thinks a human would do when being asked a questioned.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 08, 2024 12:42 PM (KbCG3)

246 It's funny watching women use brat to self describe. Like when they use hot mess incorrectly. There were whole YouTube channels dedicated to hot messes. They were always really hot women all dolled up but drunk outta their minds falling off tables at weddings, exposing themselves, boob's falling out, wetting themselves.

Now hot mess means "I was so stressed out" basically.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2024 12:42 PM (uBBbP)

247 If things go the way I suspect, we're at the lashing out at her staff and advisors stage in harris' campaign.

Next stage will be her breakdown.

Posted by: Soothie


Followed by the "Who's stupid idea was this anyway?" stage.

Posted by: Ripley at October 08, 2024 12:42 PM (GUOwU)

248 The three punches scene. I could watch that on loop.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 08, 2024 12:34 PM

--

My only quibble with the movie was not enough poetry recitation from Saoirse Ronan. I could watch that all day.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 08, 2024 12:42 PM (wzAuc)

249 94 She acts like there's already been a transfer of power and she's the President.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

This is what scares me the most. It’s like she knows she is going to be crowned, so has already assumed the role.

Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 12:42 PM (p4NUW)

250 No one just vanishes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:34 PM (GBKbO)


Amelia Earhart

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2024 12:42 PM (U7wke)

251 Germany and Angola?

That is an odd combination.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 12:42 PM (rOxFH)

252 Kameltoe down 14% in Florida per the most biased pollster, Siena NYT.

Posted by: Jonah at October 08, 2024 12:42 PM (gwrBY)

253 Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 12:38 PM (xCA6C)

I feel it's her nodding at being proud of herself for remembering what she's supposed to say.

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 12:42 PM (hmOfI)

254 What's with all the constant hand motions? She's exhausting to watch.
Posted by: Divide by Zero


Massive insecurity.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2024 12:42 PM (W/lyH)

255 198 After watching 'The Menu' last week, I have a craving to see Ralph Fiennes in 'The Grand Budapest Hotel' again.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 08, 2024 12:31
_________

The three punches scene. I could watch that on loop.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 08, 2024 12:34 PM (kQk6V)

It's a really funny movie. The scene from the trailer where he says 'She's dead and you think I killed her' and he just runs off without hesitation just makes me laugh.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 08, 2024 12:42 PM (xcxpd)

256 245 One of the real aggravating Kamala ticks is her head nods while someone is asking the question.

She's basically mimicking what she thinks a human would do when being asked a questioned.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 08, 2024 12:42 PM (KbCG3)

That and too much teeth.

Posted by: Doug emhoff at October 08, 2024 12:42 PM (uBBbP)

257 Just thought of the perfect Kamala analogy:

The scene from Seinfeld where Jerry rents a car but they're out of cars. When Jerry tells Elaine that the woman speaking to her supervisor is just mimicking an actual conversation to make it look like they're really discussing something.

That's Kamala. All day. Every day.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 08, 2024 12:43 PM (KbCG3)

258 No one just vanishes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:34 PM (GBKbO)

Amelia Earhart
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2024 12:42 PM (U7wke)



Piker.

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at October 08, 2024 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

259 Elon Musk is not an accomplished public speaker, and not a politician. I like that about him.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 08, 2024 12:43 PM (pohLc)

260 No one just vanishes.

Judge Crater would beg to differ.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 12:43 PM (rOxFH)

261 If I were a powerful democrat politician, I'd kill Kamala way before Trump.
She hurts the party more than Trump.
I'd train one of Biden's German shepherds to do it. Like a nice bow upon a nicer present.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 08, 2024 12:43 PM (J8LnB)

262 Sisesap vapedasig lepon hasororip hepenufek tusarul habenog 43281 rafilatopidan surires

Any Questions ?
Posted by: Kamal Harris at October 08, 2024


***
Looks like code groups.

"Hasororip" isn't a bad name for a native tribe on an alien planet around Tau Ceti, though. And "rafilatopidan" sounds like something you should ask your doctor if it's right for you.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2024 12:43 PM (J2vNu)

263 This is what scares me the most. It’s like she knows she is going to be crowned, so has already assumed the role.
Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 12:42 PM (p4NUW)

Would make her downfall that much sweeter wouldn't it?

"All those blowjobs for nothing."

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 12:43 PM (hmOfI)

264 Harris is cooked if she loses. Best she will do is cabinet in a future dem admin.

Looking at Gore, Kerry and Hillary, that's probably a true statement. At best. I don't know why anyone would take her on board though...she'll be a TV analyst, guest lecturer at a university, etc. Maybe an ambassador.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 08, 2024 12:43 PM (H8xIt)

265 Glad Ron didn't take Kammie's call. She just wants to play Preznit, talking down to a governor about important shit

Posted by: Don Black & The Don Black Experience at October 08, 2024 12:43 PM (/7KEl)

266 Biden my just say what little was on his mind - Yeah, Florida is real good on hurricanes.

Sometimes even a crook politicians will tell the truth if it's easy.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 08, 2024 12:43 PM (/lPRQ)

267 263 This is what scares me the most. It’s like she knows she is going to be crowned, so has already assumed the role.
Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 12:42 PM (p4NUW)

Would make her downfall that much sweeter wouldn't it?

"All those blowjobs for nothing."
Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 12:43 PM (hmOfI)

Air Heads ftw!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 08, 2024 12:43 PM (KbCG3)

268 251 Germany and Angola?

That is an odd combination.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 12:42 PM (rOxFH)

Wasn't Angola a German colony back in the day?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 08, 2024 12:43 PM (xcxpd)

269
D-List Celery Dyke Jillian Michaels isn't having it. Her and The Young Turks Ana Kasparian have had enough of the woke shit.

Posted by: Soothie at October 08, 2024 12:44 PM (Me7gi)

270 harris also has this weird habit of turning her heaad back and forth even if the person she's talking to is i front of her. She looks down, closes her eyes, looks away. It's like she uses her hands and body motions to give herself time to think up an answer to the question.

Again, that sounds to me like someone who is full of bs and incompetence, and knows it, and finds it hard to look someone in the eye while spewing it.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 12:44 PM (xCA6C)

271 I don't think hot mess means "stressed out" at all

I think it means exactly what you say - a total gross falling apart mess

that's how I used it when referring to Kommie earlier. she's a hot mess every day by 7pm probably

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 08, 2024 12:44 PM (s3qiR)

272 Heh.
The only "D" I got in college was in Russian. Great professor and we got on well. Got "A's" in his other courses. so I took Russian. On the final, the prof comes up to me and says, Dio, I'll give you a D if you promise not to take any more Russian Language classes.
Deal!
Posted by: Diogenes


That's too bad. Russian would've been right up your alley, I think, given your interests.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 12:44 PM (v6JzV)

273 If things go the way I suspect, we're at the lashing out at her staff and advisors stage in harris' campaign.

Next stage will be her breakdown.
===
Probably she gets nasty if she hasn't had her afternoon drink(s). They probably have a traveling bar for her. Not kidding. She melts down from 330 to 530. She okay once she gets the buzz back on.

Posted by: That's my thought on the subject at October 08, 2024 12:44 PM (RkXF6)

274 Biden is a serious mean old prick on borrowed time, but if he drives a stake into kamala from his death bed it will be the greatest and most useful thing that old bastard ever did in his political career.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2024 12:44 PM (VwHCD)

275
From today's Daily Mail --

"Doug Emhoff was a foul-mouthed 'a**hole' and 'misogynist' who hired a 'trophy secretary' because she was pretty and 'retaliated against women who didn't flirt back' at LA law firm, ex-staff claim."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2024 12:40 PM (4tmpE)

My other favorite story there is "Gay face is real"

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 12:45 PM (CmlIW)

276 Update from sometime yesterday:
Jason Aldean raised over 7 million dollars for Helene relief and personally donated $500,000.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 08, 2024 12:45 PM (t/2Uw)

277 Bizarro World made more sense than the DUmmies.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 08, 2024 12:40 PM (tT6L1)

When Mopsy bolted from the WH Press Room, after Steve Doocy zapped her with the most pertinent question in the press conference, well, it's all over for those idiots. It was weird for Mopsy to wear that 30s gangster jacket.

Posted by: mrp at October 08, 2024 12:45 PM (rj6Yv)

278 No one just vanishes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:34 PM

Ahem.

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at October 08, 2024 12:45 PM (ewjUl)

279 Do you think Biden is compos mentis enough to devise this, or do you think Jill is instructing him?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2024 12:34 PM (J2vNu)

This is Jill. She's vindictive as all hell. Jill is also Sicilian.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 08, 2024 12:45 PM (6PUpl)

280 233 I like the way Trump gestures when he talks

it's like he's playing an invisible accordion
Posted by: Don Black & The Don Black Experience at October 08, 2024 12:40 PM (/7KEl)


The correct term is squeeze box. And it's fabulous.

Posted by: PDT at October 08, 2024 12:45 PM (uBBbP)

281 the worst thing of all is that if the dems win this time around, kamala will almost certainly be a two term president, presuming the country survives the first term. maybe her second term she'll be the president of the united states of new england and southern california

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 08, 2024 12:46 PM (CWTWj)

282 D-List Celery Dyke Jillian Michaels isn't having it. Her and The Young Turks Ana Kasparian have had enough of the woke shit.
Posted by: Soothie at October 08, 2024 12:44 PM (Me7gi)



Reap it. You brought us to this. You begged for it. You supported it. You helped fund it.

GFY.

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at October 08, 2024 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

283 If there's a rake within 100 yards of Kamala, she'll step on it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 08, 2024 12:46 PM (L/fGl)

284 If prefering hot chicks is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at October 08, 2024 12:46 PM (Z8Yh2)

285 243 IDK. I'm probably wrong given the DU posts.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

=======

DU is reflective of True Believers who buy any narrative that gets shit out by the NYT. They will applaud the next braindead figurehead that the establishment forces through a nomination process.

However, DU is more reflective of the establishment than the base. I think the base of the Democrat Party, the ones who vote regularly in Democrat Primaries, nationally end up kind of where they were 30-40 years ago. They're still majority white. They're still not all that woke.

What makes that evident is how urban centers can't manipulate the primary process like they can the general election. Starting in places like NH, IA, and SC creates this mix that heavily trends towards more moderate seeming candidates (Biden's always been far left, but he had the image of mod) that can't be manipulated through cheating mostly because of SC. IA is turning into a joke because its caucuses are no longer predictive, and NH tries to balance out SC, but NH is just so much smaller than SC.

It turns on SC (which, for the D party there, is majority black but still kinda moderate). And then you go through the MW.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:46 PM (GBKbO)

286 Damn. Strike one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

287 When Mopsy bolted from the WH Press Room, after Steve Doocy zapped her with the most pertinent question in the press conference, well, it's all over for those idiots. It was weird for Mopsy to wear that 30s gangster jacket.


that fit cracked me the fuck up!

best performance by KjP ever!!! what a dolt

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 08, 2024 12:46 PM (s3qiR)

288 >President Biden postponed a trip to Germany and Angola this week to help oversee his administration’s response to Hurricane Milton
...

BS
he's become too frail to travel

Posted by: Don Black & The Don Black Experience at October 08, 2024 12:46 PM (/7KEl)

289 My other favorite story there is "Gay face is real"
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 12:45 PM (CmlIW)


And is it weird I think "Pimp Hand" Emhoff has gay face, too?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2024 12:46 PM (4tmpE)

290 Wasn't Angola a German colony back in the day?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Nope, Portuguese.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 12:46 PM (v6JzV)

291 No one just vanishes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:34 PM (GBKbO)

Amelia Earhart
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2024 12:42 PM (U7wke)


Piker.
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at October 08, 2024 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)


Definitively.

Posted by: Ambrose Bierce at October 08, 2024 12:46 PM (w9Wax)

292 First election I can remember where Florida is not a swing State

Posted by: Jonah at October 08, 2024 12:46 PM (gwrBY)

293 No one just vanishes.

Judge Crater would beg to differ.


*kicks dirt*

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at October 08, 2024 12:46 PM (xCA6C)

294 >>I think the last time that the Dems nominated a past presidential election loser for presidential races was Adlai Stevenson which they did twice during an era of a weak Dem party. Before that it was Williams Jennings Bryan.

The GOP rarely does it but Nixon was the last one before Trump.
Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 12:40 PM

--

If they wouldn't do Gore 2.0, they'll never do a 2.0.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 08, 2024 12:47 PM (wzAuc)

295 harris also has this weird habit of turning her heaad back and forth even if the person she's talking to is i front of her.

Teleprompter.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2024 12:47 PM (U7wke)

296 No one just vanishes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:34 PM

Exactly.

Posted by: Keyser Soze at October 08, 2024 12:47 PM (hmOfI)

297 290 Wasn't Angola a German colony back in the day?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Nope, Portuguese.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 12:46 PM (v6JzV)

Thankee...too many WW 2 sim games where Germany rampages through Africa.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 08, 2024 12:47 PM (xcxpd)

298 @JackPosobiec
NEW: There was a physical altercation between Jill and Kamala staffers in the White House after Joe’s press room last week, began with accusations that the Bidens were undermining Kamala deliberately, per WH official
---
Trump War Room posted a tweet that she's cracking up.
It was just a vid of her getting off the plane.
But, she was walking like a man going to his own funeral.

It was not a "watch this" it was a "keep an eye out, we're hearing things ..." tweet.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 08, 2024 12:47 PM (8Kx9y)

299 It's quite obvious who's playing political games here and it isn't Ron DeSantis.

Kamala should have looked in the mirror before opening her pie hole about "political games."

And, with the stellar record FEMA has compiled with their efforts in NC, I can see why Ron might hesitate to call DC.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 08, 2024 12:47 PM (tT6L1)

300 I'm not saying she'll get it. I'm saying she'll run for it and be able to convince enough donors to fund her to start.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
=======
She has no natural constituency, sort of like Killary, as she is a derivative candidate from Obama and the Nor Cal bunch just as Killary was from Billy Jeff.

It also seems that Kamala rubs a lot of key people wrong over time but unlike Killary--they are not afraid of Kamala apparently.

Part of it is cosmopolitanism where these cloud people float around until they find a host to leech from. In a way, she reminds me of the late PM Sunak in GB. Starmer seems of the same ilk and might very well be offed by his own party.

Cloud people in office are being used to cover the deep fissures caused by a variety of issues in the West and that means governments are relying on coercion, censorship, bribes, and fear to get an increasingly cranky 80 percent to get with the WEF program. The few authentic leaders are actually doing fine when they do what the people want. The Cloud people leaders are always caught between lies and reality.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 12:47 PM (bt/Nj)

301 If things go the way I suspect, we're at the lashing out at her staff and advisors stage in harris' campaign.

Next stage will be her breakdown.
Posted by: Soothie at October 08, 2024


***
Or some official calls her, and she's drunk.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2024 12:47 PM (J2vNu)

302 This is Jill. She's vindictive as all hell. Jill is also Sicilian.


yeah I wouldn't fuck with Jill

she'd beat the crap out of the Predator

or even Alien

Michael Myers walks slowly away from her!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 08, 2024 12:48 PM (s3qiR)

303 D-List Celery Dyke Jillian Michaels isn't having it. Her and The Young Turks Ana Kasparian have had enough of the woke shit.
Posted by: Soothie at October 08, 2024 12:44 PM (Me7gi)

We'll see.

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 12:48 PM (hmOfI)

304 Maybe she called and DeSantis has 1-900 numbers blocked. He's a family man.

Posted by: 29Victor at October 08, 2024 12:48 PM (TL7UX)

305 I wonder how many of Kammy's staffers quit because her creepy husband was being weird with them?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2024 12:48 PM (4tmpE)

306 289 My other favorite story there is "Gay face is real"
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 12:45 PM (CmlIW)


And is it weird I think "Pimp Hand" Emhoff has gay face, too?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2024 12:46 PM (4tmpE)

He definitely has gay face.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 12:48 PM (CmlIW)

307 271 I don't think hot mess means "stressed out" at all

I think it means exactly what you say - a total gross falling apart mess

that's how I used it when referring to Kommie earlier. she's a hot mess every day by 7pm probably
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 08, 2024 12:44 PM (s3qiR)

Whenever I hear a woman use that in the real world they usually mean stressed out, not that they flipped their lid and made themselves look stupid.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2024 12:48 PM (uBBbP)

308 Who is really in charge? FJB or Kamala?

*whistles innocently*
Posted by: george soros at October 08, 2024 12:25 PM (sGtp+)


Lil' vickie Nuland

Posted by: Kindltot at October 08, 2024 12:48 PM (D7oie)

309 No one just vanishes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:34 PM (GBKbO)

Amelia Earhart
===
With all the earnest feeling it can muster from my widely scattered entrails.... fcuk you.

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at October 08, 2024 12:48 PM (RkXF6)

310 I commented on X:

"Perhaps all of her hot air could blow the hurricane away. She is well known for her ability to blow things."

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 08, 2024 12:48 PM (Da7Vv)

311 It's not so much that Kamala nods her head while being fed a question... it's more bobbing up and down. Probably long term muscle memory in action.

I'm just waiting for her to wipe her chin too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 08, 2024 12:49 PM (Q4IgG)

312 Jimmy Hoffa!!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 08, 2024 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

313 You are thinking of the Imperial German colony of Namibia.

Angola was a Portuguese colony

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 12:49 PM (rOxFH)

314 I notice that Woke has been turned down a notch this summer. You?

Almost like they were nervous about upsetting people before the election.

Post election we will be right back to having our faces shoved up the woke rectum 24/7.

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 12:49 PM (hmOfI)

315 Kamala should have looked in the mirror before opening her pie hole about "political games." . . .

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 08, 2024


***
KH is like the cow in yesterday's art -- she can look, but she won't recognize what's there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2024 12:49 PM (J2vNu)

316 D-List Celery Dyke Jillian Michaels isn't having it. Her and The Young Turks Ana Kasparian have had enough of the woke shit.
Posted by: Soothie at October 08, 2024 12:44 PM (Me7gi)

I had one of my many lesbian crushes for Jillian Michaels. When she was glam, she was pretty hot IMO.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 08, 2024 12:49 PM (xcxpd)

317
I should have known that my man Ron is too macho


Werd.

Posted by: DeSantis' garbage at October 08, 2024 12:50 PM (y9nCu)

318 Jimmy Hoffa!
-Carlos Mencia

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 08, 2024 12:50 PM (CIS44)

319 I knew a few partners like this during my career at the big NYC law firm. While the big law firms hated this type, some were major rainmakers and thus could get away with it.

Long ago, the biggest client of a big Portland law firm was a well-known horndog, who was in the habit of partying naked in hot tubs with the law firm's more attractive female associates.

I always wondered if the associates realized what their job responsibilities were ago when they took the law firm job.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 08, 2024 12:50 PM (uxCna)

320 271 I don't think hot mess means "stressed out" at all

I think it means exactly what you say - a total gross falling apart mess

that's how I used it when referring to Kommie earlier. she's a hot mess every day by 7pm probably
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 08, 2024 12:44 PM (s3qiR)


Damn straight.

Posted by: The shadow at October 08, 2024 12:50 PM (uBBbP)

321 Wasn't Angola a German colony back in the day?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Nope, Portuguese.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
_______

German Southwest Africa before that? I think the Portuguese got it out of WW1.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 08, 2024 12:50 PM (kQk6V)

322 View Vivek!

Vivek Ramaswamy
@VivekGRamaswamy
Shut down the entitlement state & you solve most of the immigration problem right there. We need to man up & fix the root cause that draws migrants here in the first place: the welfare state. But no one seems to want to say that part out loud, because too many native-born Americans are addicted to it themselves.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 08, 2024 12:50 PM (L/fGl)

323 Why was he going to Angola? Checking out extradition havens?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 08, 2024 12:50 PM (wzAuc)

324 I always wondered if the associates realized what their job responsibilities were ago when they took the law firm job.


Special Activities Manager!

/TheITCrowd, again

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 08, 2024 12:51 PM (s3qiR)

325 Thankee...too many WW 2 sim games where Germany rampages through Africa.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

The German colonies in Africa (pre-WWI) were Togo, Cameroon, SW Africa (Namibia), Rwanda, Burundi, and Tanganyika.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 12:51 PM (v6JzV)

326 I think there is a lot of residual, unspoken hatred of Hillary costing them the chance to beat Trump in 2016.

IDK. I'm probably wrong given the DU posts.


You're wrong. The Dems liked Hillary, thought she earned her place as president, etc. You saw people shellshocked and crying when she lost...not like Gore and the others. They think it was stolen from her, not by fraudulent ballots, but unfair media, false allegations, and betrayal by the far left wing of their party saying she was a corporate sellout.

She's like a Palin/Cruz/Lake/Maybe DeSantis figure to them. The base likes her, but she doesn't resonate with normie well for some reason, and they blame it on media misrepresentations.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 08, 2024 12:51 PM (H8xIt)

327 Whenever I hear a woman use that in the real world they usually mean stressed out, not that they flipped their lid and made themselves look stupid.
===
Because "stressed out" is as close as they will get to admitting they acted poorly.

Posted by: Modern woman. Roaring about fairness at October 08, 2024 12:51 PM (RkXF6)

328 322 View Vivek!

Vivek Ramaswamy
@VivekGRamaswamy
Shut down the entitlement state & you solve most of the immigration problem right there. We need to man up & fix the root cause that draws migrants here in the first place: the welfare state. But no one seems to want to say that part out loud, because too many native-born Americans are addicted to it themselves.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 08, 2024 12:50 PM (L/fGl)

=======

"Cut theirs, not mine!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:51 PM (GBKbO)

329 >President Biden postponed a trip to Germany and Angola this week to help oversee his administration’s response to Hurricane Milton
...

BS
he's become too frail to travel

Posted by: Don Black & The Don Black Experience at October 08, 2024 12:46 PM (/7KEl)

They could just staple him to the roof of the plane and he wouldn't know it. He might even think he's in a peppermint patty commercial.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2024 12:51 PM (VwHCD)

330 When Kamala loses, she will beat all records into the dust bin of persona non grata. Won't even get a gig on The View.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 08, 2024 12:38 PM (pohLc)
====
I hold onto this thought and it gives me relief.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2024 12:51 PM (zG664)

331 314 I notice that Woke has been turned down a notch this summer. You?

Almost like they were nervous about upsetting people before the election.

Post election we will be right back to having our faces shoved up the woke rectum 24/7.
Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 12:49 PM (hmOfI)

That and woke movies lost us a bazillion dollars.

Posted by: Mike eisner at October 08, 2024 12:51 PM (uBBbP)

332 If there's a rake within 100 yards of Kamala, she'll step on it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice!

This reminded me of the photo op yesterday when she didn't know how to use a shovel to dig a hole to plant a tree. She literally did not know how to hold a shovel.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 08, 2024 12:51 PM (t/2Uw)

333 313 You are thinking of the Imperial German colony of Namibia.

Angola was a Portuguese colony
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 12:49 PM (rOxFH)

Thankee

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 08, 2024 12:52 PM (xcxpd)

334

Everything about this chick is fake.

That douchey mincing queen “husband” makes Freddie Mercury seem straight.

I kinda want to see her win just to witness what would happen.

Posted by: E Buzz at October 08, 2024 12:52 PM (+qGZE)

335
She says during the most recent storms, she's called people.


Told 'em she was raised in the middle class and yada, yada, yada.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 08, 2024 12:52 PM (xG4kz)

336 re 264: i always thought they'd get her to quit by offering her a seat on a federal appeals court. then they could make hillary vp. then biden would fall out a third floor window

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 08, 2024 12:52 PM (CWTWj)

337
This is what scares me the most. It’s like she knows she is going to be crowned, so has already assumed the role.
Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 12:42 PM


I see massive insecurity. The constant hand motion, the constant word salad as she tries to expel the deepest 'deep thought' that ever existed on this planet, while never actually answering the question.

I thought I would follow James Carvile on Twitter/X because he certainly must be close to blowing a rod by now. But he's strangely very silent. I think he's in the final stage of grief - acceptance.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 08, 2024 12:52 PM (RKVpM)

338 @VivekGRamaswamy
Shut down the entitlement state & you solve most of the immigration problem right there. We need to man up & fix the root cause that draws migrants here in the first place: the welfare state. But no one seems to want to say that part out loud, because too many native-born Americans are addicted to it themselves.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 08, 2024 12:50 PM (L/fGl)



"I ain't gotta pay my mortgage no more. I ain't gotta pay for gas no more. I ain't gotta pay for my cell phone no more."

- - - - - The Average Owebama Voter in 2008

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)

339 German East Africa actually held out against the Allies in the Great War and did not surrender until weeks after the 11 Nov 1918 Armistice.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 12:53 PM (rOxFH)

340 This reminded me of the photo op yesterday when she didn't know how to use a shovel to dig a hole to plant a tree. She literally did not know how to hold a shovel.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

https://tinyurl.com/5f6vsr63

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 08, 2024 12:53 PM (CIS44)

341 I always wondered if the associates realized what their job responsibilities were ago when they took the law firm job.

I heard jokes that Portland law firm "Y" would never lose client "X", so long as they kept hiring attractive female associates.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 08, 2024 12:53 PM (uxCna)

342 President Biden postponed a trip to Germany and Angola this week to help oversee his administration’s response to Hurricane Milton


Biden should be locked up in Angola. He can work the prison farm.

Posted by: Ambrose Bierce at October 08, 2024 12:54 PM (w9Wax)

343 German Southwest Africa before that? I think the Portuguese got it out of WW1.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

German Southwest Africa went to South Africa, at that point part of the British Empire.

A good book on the subject of WWI in Africa is Byron Farwell's The Great War in Africa.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 12:54 PM (v6JzV)

344 Everything about this chick is fake.

That douchey mincing queen “husband” makes Freddie Mercury seem straight.

I kinda want to see her win just to witness what would happen.

Posted by: E Buzz at October 08, 2024 12:52 PM (+qGZE)


The moment she loses, I'll bet anything Doug "Pimp Hand" leaves and finally reveals he's gay. He's with her to ride her coattails. Or pantsuit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2024 12:54 PM (4tmpE)

345 Q on The View: Is there something you would have done differently than President Biden in the last four years?

HARRIS: "There is not a thing that comes to mind..."

11:11 AM · Oct 8, 2024

Posted by: SMOD at October 08, 2024 12:54 PM (RHGPo)

346 I always wondered if the associates realized what their job responsibilities were ago when they took the law firm job.
===
These days there are a lot of psycho and sociopaths in law. The interview and character reference process used to weed them out. Now with so many in the profession they use it as a survey tool to find more like minded crap weasels. Male or female.

Posted by: Modern woman. Roaring about fairness at October 08, 2024 12:55 PM (RkXF6)

347 All of Kamala's weird mannerisms are due to the fact that she is in way over her head, she knows it, and is scared shitless.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 08, 2024 12:55 PM (pohLc)

348 Q on The View: Is there something you would have done differently than President Biden in the last four years?

HARRIS: "There is not a thing that comes to mind..."

11:11 AM · Oct 8, 2024
Posted by: SMOD at October 08, 2024 12:54 PM (RHGPo)

BOOM.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2024 12:55 PM (4tmpE)

349
This reminded me of the photo op yesterday when she didn't know how to use a shovel to dig a hole to plant a tree. She literally did not know how to hold a shovel.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 08, 2024 12:51 PM (t/2Uw)

Neither did her gay faced husband.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 12:55 PM (CmlIW)

350 I think Doug is just an installed party handler for Harris. He is gone after she isnt useful.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 08, 2024 12:56 PM (Q8IAj)

351 Are there any happy lawyers?

Posted by: I've always wondered at October 08, 2024 12:56 PM (DobEs)

352 This reminded me of the photo op yesterday when she didn't know how to use a shovel to dig a hole to plant a tree. She literally did not know how to hold a shovel.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

https://tinyurl.com/5f6vsr63


Dear Lord, the retarded folks that "clean" my church know how to hold a shovel.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 12:56 PM (xCA6C)

353 German East Africa actually held out against the Allies in the Great War and did not surrender until weeks after the 11 Nov 1918 Armistice.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Yep. Lettow-Vorbeck was a dude. Told Hitler to go f**K himself, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 12:56 PM (v6JzV)

354 German East Africa actually held out against the Allies in the Great War and did not surrender until weeks after the 11 Nov 1918 Armistice.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 12:53 PM (rOxFH)

Irregular warfare at it's finest with General Lettow-Vorbeck.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 08, 2024 12:56 PM (6PUpl)

355 The Hurricane Tsar!

Posted by: Alec Leamas at October 08, 2024 12:56 PM (ssz2a)

356 HARRIS: "There is not a thing that comes to mind..."

11:11 AM · Oct 8, 2024

Posted by: SMOD at October 08, 2024 12:54 PM (RHGPo)

Story of her life...

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 08, 2024 12:56 PM (t/2Uw)

357 243 More than that. A lot of Dems eyeing 2028 might want her politically dead and buried so she is not a candidate in 2028 and doesn't run the party until then.
----
I think there is a lot of residual, unspoken hatred of Hillary costing them the chance to beat Trump in 2016.

There may be a slow realization that "no more checkboxes, we need someone with accomplishments."

IDK. I'm probably wrong given the DU posts.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
======
DU gives you an idea what party stalwarts are saying just as AOS (or the Free Republic (dunno about it as haven't been there in years did) kinda in its own anarchic way does for the right. Right now DU is reflecting a binary--Vote Harris or vote for Shitler Trump.

Open that choice up to Newsome, Michelle, Whitmer, Shapiro, or some new darkhorse, and you see division until the hive mind settles on a candidate that wins the nomination. Then the outgrouping and silencing by pileons begins of any dissenters.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 12:56 PM (bt/Nj)

358 Why was he going to Angola? Checking out extradition havens?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer
......

The age of consent in Angola is 12.

Posted by: wth at October 08, 2024 12:56 PM (v0R5T)

359 Emhoff will do an Ike Turner, then call the police claiming she attacked him in a drunken rage...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 12:56 PM (rOxFH)

360 Posted by: BruceWayne at October 08, 2024 12:53 PM (CIS44)

She looks like she just landed in a remote village and is waaaayyy above adapting to their strange
and bizarre customs.

You can just hear the inner monolgue "get this thing out of my hand now, peasant, I have orders to give!"

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 12:56 PM (hmOfI)

361 The moment she loses, I'll bet anything Doug "Pimp Hand" leaves and finally reveals he's gay. He's with her to ride her coattails. Or pantsuit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2024


***
Yeah, well, I thought that the moment Billy Jeff left office, Madama Pantsuit would file for divorce. Apparently there was still more grift to be had.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2024 12:57 PM (J2vNu)

362 Imagine if Desantis did take the call from Kamala, recorded it then put it on-line, exposing the vapor-ware between her ears.

The reaction from the MSM would be worth a new batch of popcorn.

Posted by: JB1000 at October 08, 2024 12:57 PM (mOfbw)

363 DeSantis is just a great governor. Period. Lived in FL until two years ago. I want him to up his game on campaigning.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 08, 2024 12:57 PM (reW7P)

364 View Vivek!

-
Damn autocucumber changed this. It's supposed to say "Viva Vivek!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 08, 2024 12:57 PM (L/fGl)

365 351 Are there any happy lawyers?
Posted by: I've always wondered
--------
Judges. Authority without much in the terms of consequences and good pay with benefits.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 12:57 PM (bt/Nj)

366 All of Kamala's weird mannerisms are due to the fact that she is in way over her head, she knows it, and is scared shitless.

Yup. That's what I've been saying. She's terrified that she'll be revealed as an imposter.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 12:57 PM (xCA6C)

367 Kamala won't be a candidate in 2028, she would have to actually get votes for that.

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 12:57 PM (hmOfI)

368 He should go to Nigeria where the age of consent is 11.

Posted by: wth at October 08, 2024 12:57 PM (v0R5T)

369 290 Wasn't Angola a German colony back in the day?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Nope, Portuguese.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 12:46 PM (v6JzV)

Thankee...too many WW 2 sim games where Germany rampages through Africa.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 08, 2024 12:47 PM (xcxpd)
===


Pre-WWI, there was a "German South West Afrika" something-other that is today Namibia. The Germans were kicked out - mineral rights and all that. German is still spoken there, and Lutheranism is the #1 Christian denomination.

Posted by: mrp at October 08, 2024 12:58 PM (rj6Yv)

370 Are there any happy lawyers?
===
They brand news ones and the retired ones...

Posted by: Modern woman. Roaring about fairness at October 08, 2024 12:58 PM (RkXF6)

371 He should go to Nigeria where the age of consent is 11.
Posted by: wth at October 08, 2024 12:57 PM (v0R5T)



Too many blacks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

372 Are there any happy lawyers?
Posted by: I've always wondered


I've known a few in the corporate world who seemed pretty happy.

Not my lawyer brother, though. He was an alcoholic and lifelong smoker who died of lung cancer at 63.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 12:58 PM (v6JzV)

373 366 That's what I've been saying. She's terrified that she'll be revealed as an imposter.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 12:57 PM (xCA6C)


Yeah...she's not as sneaky about it as she wishes she could be.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2024 12:58 PM (RjOoY)

374 291 No one just vanishes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

==

I didn't disappear, but I did go from 3D to 2D.

Posted by: Guy under crashed rocket at October 08, 2024 12:59 PM (uDA99)

375 I think the Trump campaign needs to start pointing out that Kamaal is, at heart, a childless cat lady. Of course, very delicately so as not to enrage the womenz but a few jabs here and there. She pretty much admitted it on ther Call Me Daddy interview.

Posted by: Ripley at October 08, 2024 12:59 PM (GUOwU)

376 Are there any happy lawyers?
Posted by: I've always wondered

Elric seems happy. Or at least entertaining.

Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 12:59 PM (p4NUW)

377 Are there any happy lawyers?
Posted by: I've always wondered


I've known a few in the corporate world who seemed pretty happy.


My daughter seems to be quite happy most of the time.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 01:00 PM (xCA6C)

378 Angola's flag leaves something to be desired.

A machete and a broken cog with a Communist star?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 01:00 PM (rOxFH)

379 I thought I would follow James Carvile on Twitter/X because he certainly must be close to blowing a rod by now.



I don't think he's gay.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 08, 2024 01:00 PM (aKxz7)

380 IA is turning into a joke because its caucuses are no longer predictive,

Iowa was a purple state for a long time. Between Trump and Governor Reynolds, a ruthless DeSantis-like Gov flying under the national radar while solidifying the State, we've rapidly switched to solid red. It's a great example of what the Republican party COULD accomplish with good candidates actually pushing popular, conservative policies the base wants.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 08, 2024 01:00 PM (H8xIt)

381 2028 is gonna be lit. DeSantis, Vance, Youngkin...
Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 12:12 PM


I'm not optimistic enough to look that far ahead.

Posted by: Chuck C at October 08, 2024 01:00 PM (yOPBE)

382 use a shovel

-
Unusual WWII Russki weapon. (Maybe 1 minute)

https://is.gd/HzqT8W

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 08, 2024 01:00 PM (L/fGl)

383 Did anybody catch DonLeMon claiming that Joseph, the husband of Mary, the mother of Jesus, was gay.

Posted by: SMOD at October 08, 2024 01:01 PM (RHGPo)

384 363 DeSantis is just a great governor. Period. Lived in FL until two years ago. I want him to up his game on campaigning.
Posted by: JM in Ill
========
I think though the sleeper problem that the GOP has in Florida is homeowners insurance. Basically insurance companies are fleeing the state so someone has to pay for all that construction destroyed by hurricanes so people can live on the beach and waterways.

These two recent ones are likely to spike insurance rates even higher. Same dynamic is going on at less dramatic rate in auto and home insurance in other states. States that allow legal marijuana are seeing large spikes in car insurance payments. Same for places with a lot of illegals that ignore traffic laws like they do immigration laws.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 01:01 PM (bt/Nj)

385 Why do I suspect that the October surprise this year is Biden announcing Treason charges against Kamala and Walz in a couple of weeks? If he really wants to torpedo them, that would guarantee it.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 08, 2024 01:01 PM (VNX3d)

386 380 Iowa was a purple state for a long time. Between Trump and Governor Reynolds, a ruthless DeSantis-like Gov flying under the national radar while solidifying the State, we've rapidly switched to solid red. It's a great example of what the Republican party COULD accomplish with good candidates actually pushing popular, conservative policies the base wants.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 08, 2024 01:00 PM (H8xIt)

=======

I was, of course, talking about the silly, nonsensical caucuses that have delivered victories to Cruz and Buttigieg over the last couple of cycles.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 01:01 PM (GBKbO)

387
I didn't disappear, but I did go from 3D to 2D.
Posted by: Guy under crashed rocket at October 08, 2024 12:59 PM (uDA99)



*sobs*

*runs away screaming*

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at October 08, 2024 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)

388 No one just vanishes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

==

I didn't disappear, but I did go from 3D to 2D.
Posted by: Guy under crashed rocket


Rachel Corrie to the blue courtesy phone...

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 08, 2024 01:01 PM (aKxz7)

389 Judges. Authority without much in the terms of consequences and good pay with benefits.
===
Honestly don't think so. From my experience the job is a huge grind, wallowing in crimes, criminals and crazy lawyers. The pay is steady but not awesome. Maybe in a smaller rural county it wouldn't be too bad. Big city common pleas judge. Nooope.

Posted by: Modern woman. Roaring about fairness at October 08, 2024 01:02 PM (RkXF6)

390 Walz has been sporting a noticeable limp. Bet his wife pegged him too hard

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2024 01:02 PM (ULt7M)

391 "how is your lawn? my neighbors were proud of their lawns."

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 08, 2024 01:02 PM (CWTWj)

392 383 Did anybody catch DonLeMon claiming that Joseph, the husband of Mary, the mother of Jesus, was gay.
Posted by: SMOD
========
Simply a cry for attention and relevance from a toxic drama queen has been.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 01:02 PM (bt/Nj)

393 Well that can't be 'cause I got a text yesterday that if I just give 25$ she's gonna take FL.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 08, 2024 12:10 PM (CIS44)


So not the same as downtown. Typical Democrat, increasing prices.

That's a whole lot of Floridians to take in the time remaining.

Maybe some of them will position her for success.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 08, 2024 01:02 PM (O7YUW)

394 366 All of Kamala's weird mannerisms are due to the fact that she is in way over her head, she knows it, and is scared shitless.

Yup. That's what I've been saying. She's terrified that she'll be revealed as an imposter.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 12:57 PM (xCA6C)

But funny if she really doesn't want to be prezzy.

Maybe she torpedoes herself so badly that people start taking down their yard signs.

Like shows up drunk or high at a campaign event.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2024 01:03 PM (uBBbP)

395 Did anybody catch DonLeMon claiming that Joseph, the husband of Mary, the mother of Jesus, was gay.
Posted by: SMOD at October 08, 2024 01:01 PM (RHGPo)



Nowhere in any part of The Bible that I've read has Joseph decorating houses or shoving his cock up another man's hairy ass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)

396 Are there any happy lawyers?
Posted by: I've always wondered

Elric seems happy. Or at least entertaining.
Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 12:59 PM (p4NUW)
______

I'm very happy now but I'm basically semi-retired and work about 20 hours a week. Maybe 30 when I'm "busy." I wasn't happy at the firm working 80+ hour weeks. Loved the money and prestige. Hated the hours and had no life or time to enjoy the money. So I made a change.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:03 PM (iFTx/)

397 Did anybody catch DonLeMon claiming that Joseph, the husband of Mary, the mother of Jesus, was gay.
Posted by: SMOD

Well, cucked, maybe.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 08, 2024 01:03 PM (w9Wax)

398 Don LeMon has decided to add a gay twist to the Talpiot Tomb hoax.

If I want crank writing, I'll read The Davinci Code.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 01:03 PM (rOxFH)

399 It's a great example of what the Republican party COULD accomplish with good candidates actually pushing popular, conservative policies the base wants

Why would we do that?

Posted by: The GOPe at October 08, 2024 01:03 PM (yOPBE)

400 390 Walz has been sporting a noticeable limp. Bet his wife pegged him too hard
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2024 01:02 PM (ULt7M)

It's the old bullet wound acting up from that time he was in the sandbox.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2024 01:04 PM (uBBbP)

401 375 I think the Trump campaign needs to start pointing out that Kamaal is, at heart, a childless cat lady.

----

Not working. Sarah Sanders went somewhat down that road and failed. Don't give childless women any more reasons to vote against Trump. Childless can stem from several reasons, some tragic.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 08, 2024 01:04 PM (reW7P)

402 Angola's flag leaves something to be desired.

A machete and a broken cog with a Communist star?
Posted by: Anna Puma

A bat shitting would be more appropriate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 08, 2024 01:05 PM (L/fGl)

403 Isn't Obama going to campaign with Kamala? When is that supposed to happen?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2024 01:05 PM (XnJ7B)

404 One of her most annoying habits is how she nods affirmatively, repeatedly, while speaking each statement. I can't put my finger on why it's so maddening, but it seems like she thinks she's a schoolteacher speaking to a small child when she does it.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled
-----------
A lot like uptalk. She has been sub par intellectually in all social and business settings for so long that she is tepid and seeking affirmation. The laughing is similarly related.

Posted by: scampydog at October 08, 2024 01:05 PM (fw+qR)

405 Between the Helene response and Kammie talking to the press, the betting markets have reversed their positions, with PDJT now ahead by 6% likelihood points. (Try the 1 month graph)

https://shorturl.at/Gas0f

Posted by: Candidus at October 08, 2024 01:05 PM (eybgG)

406 > Walz has been sporting a noticeable limp. Bet his wife pegged him too hard
------
Raw dogged too hard by his boyfriend. Anal seepage.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 08, 2024 01:05 PM (Q4IgG)

407 Why do I suspect that the October surprise this year is Biden announcing Treason charges against Kamala and Walz in a couple of weeks? If he really wants to torpedo them, that would guarantee it.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf


The DOJ would not act on that at all. If he has any juice left, he could ground all of the executive aircraft during the final week and force her to drive.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 08, 2024 01:06 PM (IG4Id)

408 This is what scares me the most. It’s like she knows she is going to be crowned, so has already assumed the role.
Posted by: Piper

If I knew I was going to win the Presidency, I'd be having a blast, holding big rallies and basking in the applause of my fans.

If I knew I was going to lose, I'd go to small, more private venues with very friendly hosts to at least go through the motions of trying.

Which is she doing more of?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 08, 2024 01:06 PM (H8xIt)

409 390 Walz has been sporting a noticeable limp. Bet his wife pegged him too hard
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2024 01:02 PM (ULt7M)

.. seems Walz is an empath. He suffers the wounds of his National Guard outfits injuries.

Posted by: SMOD at October 08, 2024 01:06 PM (RHGPo)

410 You have to have some kind of pathogenic stupidity to think giving free sex change operations to convicted murderers is a sell to any sane person.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 08, 2024 01:06 PM (pohLc)

411 ------
Raw dogged too hard by his boyfriend. Anal seepage.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 08, 2024 01:05 PM (Q4IgG)



That's hot!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at October 08, 2024 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

412 Walz has been sporting a noticeable limp. Bet his wife pegged him too hard
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2024 01:02 PM (ULt7M)

It's the old bullet wound acting up from that time he was in the sandbox.


You're wrong. It's from a Persian spear at Thermopylae.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 01:06 PM (xCA6C)

413 388 No one just vanishes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

==

I didn't disappear, but I did go from 3D to 2D.
Posted by: Guy under crashed rocket


Rachel Corrie to the blue courtesy phone...
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 08, 2024 01:01 PM (aKxz7)


World hide and seek champion 100 years and counting

Posted by: Bigfoot at October 08, 2024 01:06 PM (uBBbP)

414 401 375 I think the Trump campaign needs to start pointing out that Kamaal is, at heart, a childless cat lady.

----

Not working. Sarah Sanders went somewhat down that road and failed. Don't give childless women any more reasons to vote against Trump. Childless can stem from several reasons, some tragic.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 08, 2024 01:04 PM

Or age...no need to lose under age 30 women 80-20 (b/c only about 20% of them have kids by 30, I think...I made this up, but with delayed marriages and child-birthing, I'm probably not far off)...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 08, 2024 01:06 PM (exHjb)

415 Honestly don't think so. From my experience the job is a huge grind, wallowing in crimes, criminals and crazy lawyers. The pay is steady but not awesome. Maybe in a smaller rural county it wouldn't be too bad. Big city common pleas judge. Nooope.
Posted by: Modern woman
=========
Uncle was actually much happier as a trial judge than a lawyer. As a lawyer, he worried about losing and its affects on clients plus the see saw income that trial attorneys get. As a judge, he saw his job as being a fair referee with the jury and counsel to blame for decisions, not him.

Corporate counsel can often be a good gig as well. Working for a big law firm only gives satisfaction much if you make partner and can coast in the job.

Big law has a similar apprenticeship/master relationship with academia and professors. Clear hierarchy between replaceable work drones and the tenured.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 01:06 PM (bt/Nj)

416 Gotta go. Knee hurts but have to get out of the condo today. But here's a happy thought

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
🚨 Latest polls from Democracy Institute:

🔴 NATIONAL: Trump+3
🔴 PENNSYLVANIA: Trump+4
🔴 WISCONSIN: Trump+2
🔴 MICHIGAN: Trump+1
🔵 VIRGINIA: Harris+2
🔵 NEW HAMPSHIRE: Harris+2
🔵 MINNESOTA: Harris+4

Her campaign is freaking out.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 08, 2024 01:06 PM (t/2Uw)

417 I am a happy lawyer. But i turn off the emails at 530 unless i am in trial. It is just a job.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 08, 2024 01:06 PM (Q8IAj)

418 I just noticed Ace has claimed honorary Italianship. I wonder how he's able to type while waving his hands around?

Or, does the not waving the hands around mute ace's keyboard?

So many questions.....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 08, 2024 01:07 PM (tT6L1)

419 One of her most annoying habits is how she nods affirmatively, repeatedly, while speaking each statement. I can't put my finger on why it's so maddening, but it seems like she thinks she's a schoolteacher speaking to a small child when she does it.

I was watching a speech coach analyze one of her speeches and the coach was noting that. She said a bunch of talking points and in each case nodded like a bobble head.

Then Harris said something like, "I will always by honest with the people" while shaking her head no. The coach looked at the camera and said noticed she isn't shaking yes for this one...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2024 01:07 PM (oZhjI)

420 387
I didn't disappear, but I did go from 3D to 2D.
Posted by: Guy under crashed rocket at October 08, 2024 12:59 PM (uDA99)


*sobs*
*runs away screaming*
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at October 08, 2024 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)
388 No one just vanishes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


I didn't disappear, but I did go from 3D to 2D.
Posted by: Guy under crashed rocket


Rachel Corrie to the blue courtesy phone...
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 08, 2024 01:01 PM (aKxz7)


Gentlemen, this is the Horde manifest!

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at October 08, 2024 01:08 PM (OUMaO)

421 I just noticed Ace has claimed honorary Italianship. I wonder how he's able to type while waving his hands around?

Or, does the not waving the hands around mute ace's keyboard?

So many questions.....
Posted by: blake - s

speech to text

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 08, 2024 01:08 PM (CIS44)

422 403 Isn't Obama going to campaign with Kamala? When is that supposed to happen?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2024 01:05 PM (XnJ7B)

Seems like a lot of work.

Posted by: Barky o numbnutz at October 08, 2024 01:08 PM (uBBbP)

423 So Microsoft tells me in the Search Bar today is Ada Lovelace Day.

Well Kamala is certainly no Ada Lovelace.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 01:08 PM (rOxFH)

424 Nood Emhoff.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 08, 2024 01:08 PM (tT6L1)

425 Walz has been sporting a noticeable limp. Bet his wife pegged him too hard
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2024 01:02 PM (ULt7M)

It's the old bullet wound acting up from that time he was in the sandbox.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

You weren't there.
Walz: But I could have been.
No you couldn't.
Walz: But my hip still hurts.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 08, 2024 01:08 PM (aKxz7)

426 But funny if she really doesn't want to be prezzy.
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You kidding? This power hungry c*nt would eliminate millions to be president.

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 01:08 PM (hmOfI)

427 Listening to any Kam-Kam conversation always makes me think of Adriano Celentano's "Prisencolinensinainciusol". It's sounds like words, but just makes no sense

Posted by: Fish at October 08, 2024 01:09 PM (TPSUs)

428 Michigan Supreme Court allows school ethnicity and gender curriculum to remain hidden from parents

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Well, the damn parents are nothing but obstructionists!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 08, 2024 01:09 PM (L/fGl)

429 That's what I've been saying. She's terrified that she'll be revealed as an imposter.

Trump has been alluding to that recently, although more literally as an imposter.

She's dumbfounding to watch. The polls can't be real if she's getting any support at all.

Posted by: t-bird at October 08, 2024 01:09 PM (xu4vb)

430 come onnnnn New Hampshire!

I know you can be sensible...

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 08, 2024 01:10 PM (s3qiR)

431 >>He should go to Nigeria where the age of consent is 11.
Posted by: wth at October 08, 2024 12:57 PM

He doesn't like consent.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 08, 2024 01:10 PM (vCRHt)

432 378 Angola's flag leaves something to be desired.

A machete and a broken cog with a Communist star?


if they'd invested in a spacely sprocket, it wouldn't have broken!

Posted by: cosmo spacely at October 08, 2024 01:10 PM (sGtp+)

433 Excuse me! I'm not speaking to you!

Posted by: Ron DeSantis at October 08, 2024 01:11 PM (i0F8b)

434 Why do I suspect that the October surprise this year is Biden announcing Treason charges against Kamala and Walz in a couple of weeks? If he really wants to torpedo them, that would guarantee it.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

The DOJ would not act on that at all. If he has any juice left, he could ground all of the executive aircraft during the final week and force her to drive.

Posted by: weft cut-loop


Or maybe...just maybe...he leaves them out of the pardons.

Granted some nameless faceless flunky with the autopen will "correct the oversight", but still.

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at October 08, 2024 01:11 PM (OUMaO)

435 Kamala says she has absolutely nothing she would do differently than Biden. How about the barely-avoided Benghazi 2?

Approximately a quarter of the (US) soldiers were just miles from Gaza in off-base housing near the IDF’s Tze’elim base when the attack began. A group of local Israelis – IDF reservists, police officers, and ordinary citizens – got them to the base, which Hamas terrorists were quickly heading toward. With his men in mortal danger, the U.S. team leader requested permission to open the arms locker so they could retrieve their firearms but was denied at the US Central Command level and “denied and/or ignored” at a level above that..


https://tinyurl.com/36y2vzsm

Posted by: Candidus at October 08, 2024 01:11 PM (eybgG)

436 Damn it!

Posted by: Candidus at October 08, 2024 01:12 PM (eybgG)

437 Not my lawyer brother, though. He was an alcoholic and lifelong smoker who died of lung cancer at 63.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Could be that your brother cared too much. I know my uncle who handled everything from insurance to death penalty trials cared about doing well for his clients and tended to lose sleep over a good client losing a case due to his own efforts as a lawyer.

He had a bit more enjoyment when he got to work with other good lawyers in combination on a trial. Even had a Perry Mason type case that made Dateline where he and two others successfully defended an off and on again boyfriend accused of murdering his girlfriend.

They exposed shoddy police work in the case that led to the real offender living just down the apartment block from the murder that had been convicted of something similar in the past where the victim lived. Real perp had fingerprints on a discarded condom wrapper that the police bagged and tagged but never tested.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 01:13 PM (bt/Nj)

438 I think though the sleeper problem that the GOP has in Florida is homeowners insurance.

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I don't think that will tarnish DeSantis reputation. He's managed emergencies so well that he's even provided help to North Carolina. But all this may take the glow off Florida as the new paradise.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 08, 2024 01:14 PM (reW7P)

439 It's the old bullet wound acting up from that time he was in the sandbox.

I believe his Medal of Honor was for trying to save Beau Biden from hundreds of attacking NAZI Storm Troopers.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 08, 2024 01:16 PM (Da7Vv)

440 The moment she loses, I'll bet anything Doug "Pimp Hand" leaves and finally reveals he's gay. He's with her to ride her coattails. Or pantsuit.

Elites always marry for transactional reasons. They don't believe in love any more than they believe in God.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 08, 2024 01:18 PM (2ocoG)

441 October surprise: may declare an extended time nationwide for voting (and stealing) as a "help" to the hurricane-afflicted areas

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 08, 2024 01:20 PM (reW7P)

442 The Getty's big investment in Kamala seems to have hit a brick wall. They and their rich friends were able to dodge a lawsuit about pedophilia, though.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 08, 2024 01:20 PM (c711F)

443 De Santis probably remembers Christie doing the arm in arm photo op with Barky during hurricane sandy. Obama needed some good press.

That happened right after wildfires ravaged central Texas during a huge drought. I have no doubt Obama contacted Christie and demanded the hurricane relief photos, probably while reminding Christie that he’d already let Texas burn, so letting New Jersey flood was a real possibility.

Posted by: Advo at October 08, 2024 01:22 PM (jO4mz)

444 DeSantis is NOT setting me up for success. He is a woman hater!!!

Posted by: Kameltoe Harris at October 08, 2024 01:29 PM (17s+e)

445 "It's the old bullet wound acting up from that time (Walz) was in the sandbox."

Why not award him a Purple Star for the heroic illusion that makes us feel safe and happy?

Barry got the Nobel prize for essentially the same thing; The Won brung piece too da worl an' sheit. Fork ovah da meddle!

Posted by: Ju at October 08, 2024 01:49 PM (aTmM/)

446 Supplanting the sitting president by forcing his removal from the race after successfully winning the primary was never a smart move, but you could paper over the issues if you won power and were able to deal out patronage.

Losing the election, though, just invites rebuttal. Well, perhaps retribution.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 12:24 PM (GBKbO)

Once Biden managed to counter the coup to an extent by blocking the 'open convention' by making his successor Kamala getting this election went to near impossible because of the assassination.

So from then on it has all been jockeying for position for the next cycle and to grab control of the grift machines for their faction.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2024 01:59 PM (n7h9X)

447 Approximately a quarter of the (US) soldiers were just miles from Gaza in off-base housing near the IDF’s Tze’elim base when the attack began. A group of local Israelis – IDF reservists, police officers, and ordinary citizens – got them to the base, which Hamas terrorists were quickly heading toward. With his men in mortal danger, the U.S. team leader requested permission to open the arms locker so they could retrieve their firearms but was denied at the US Central Command level and “denied and/or ignored” at a level above that..


https://tinyurl.com/36y2vzsm
Posted by: Candidus at October 08, 2024 01:11 PM (eybgG)

This is when you have a communications breakdown and arm your men and start firing at the attackers.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2024 02:02 PM (n7h9X)

448 Purple Heart, not Star...although in this context, it doesn't really matter...

Posted by: Ju at October 08, 2024 02:04 PM (aTmM/)

449 Maybe it's just me, but I don't see a problem with him not taking her call ... if that's what happened.

He's got more important things to attend to than listening to some vapid twit.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 08, 2024 05:49 PM (Qt4kF)

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