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The Farming Grift Cafe

plantationcharleston.jpg
Plantation in Charleston
by Jon Evan Glaser


Horse and master.

Guardian dog and his charges.

Shaved animals (IG).

Boo!

Aw: mother leopard (probably) pretends to be a-scared when her cub sneaks up on her. Giving the sprog some encouragement. Or maybe she just can't see what's directly in front of her. (In related news, Joe Scarborough just reported that this leopard is the sharpest, most cogent version of a mother leopard he's ever seen.)

Panda just being a big sweet Apex predator (of leaves).

Fur pile.

Showing a blind dog that he can dig holes at the beach.

A cat, for once in his jaded cat life, is impressed by something!

Always take the time to share a little joy with a stranger.

Mind the gap.

Playing ball with a fox kit.

Oh no! This poor little well-mannered frog is going to starve just because he's waiting for his turn!


Posted by: Ace at 07:33 PM




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1 Cafe

Posted by: Beartooth at October 08, 2024 07:21 PM (WuJwx)

2 Fetched them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 08, 2024 07:21 PM (DU3V9)

3 Trees! Big happy trees!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at October 08, 2024 07:34 PM (UWgy2)

4 There!!!
I told you it was here at 21 after the hour!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 08, 2024 07:34 PM (DU3V9)

5 Are you sure?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 08, 2024 07:34 PM (u73oe)

6 Is Ace becoming a Democrat? He broke a promise.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 08, 2024 07:34 PM (1bNHn)

7 254 7:30 pm. Darkness is falling.
And outdoor Trumpy has arrived.

He was trying to bang his sister late last night.
I wonder if they make sex torsos for male cats....

Posted by: Stateless at October 08, 2024 07:34 PM (jvJvP)

8 IT'S A TRAP!!!

Posted by: Adm. Akhbar at October 08, 2024 07:34 PM (+myjY)

9 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 08, 2024 07:35 PM (fwDg9)

10 Oh how I wish that was my driveway.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 08, 2024 07:35 PM (ftFVW)

11 i thought I'd finished this post hours ago but I guess I forgot to save it. I had to put it back into draft to add content.

Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 07:35 PM (KRtlO)

12 >>>10 Oh how I wish that was my driveway.

so racist.

Do better, She Hobbit.

#DoBetter.

Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 07:35 PM (KRtlO)

13 i thought I'd finished this post hours ago but I guess I forgot to save it. I had to put it back into draft to add content.
Posted by: ace

Only a slight amount of panic was caused.
We'll live!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 08, 2024 07:36 PM (DU3V9)

14 Corn comes from cans, not from the ground -

Gen Z

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2024 07:36 PM (/P8AX)

15 That place looks a lot like wormsloe in Savannah:

https://gastateparks.org/Wormsloe

Probably a very similar climate.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 08, 2024 07:37 PM (Y6IkP)

16 6 Is Ace becoming a Democrat? He broke a promise.
Posted by: Eeyore at October 08, 2024 07:34 PM (1bNHn

He's always had hairy legs. It's normal.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2024 07:37 PM (/P8AX)

17 That drive way looks like a scene in " The Patriot"

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 07:38 PM (I1GXe)

18
Do you want a president who cries?

https://is.gd/Ze98wq

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 08, 2024 07:38 PM (KLLih)

19 Is Ace becoming a Democrat? He broke a promise.
Posted by: Eeyore at October 08, 2024 07:34 PM (1bNHn

He's always had hairy legs. It's normal.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

TMI!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 08, 2024 07:38 PM (DU3V9)

20 I love the Cats Und Panzer video

Posted by: Skip at October 08, 2024 07:38 PM (fwDg9)

21 People love to get wedding and couples pictures in places like that. You drive in and almost always see photogs lining up people.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 08, 2024 07:39 PM (Y6IkP)

22 i thought I'd finished this post hours ago but I guess I forgot to save it. I had to put it back into draft to add content.
Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 07:35 PM (KRtlO)

—————-

At least you didn’t ban yourself.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 08, 2024 07:39 PM (u73oe)

23 I've been to that plantation. It's in the oldest part of Charleston. That's a good place to take a bike ride.

Posted by: fd at October 08, 2024 07:39 PM (vFG9F)

24 ace, we are a forgiving lot. Just don't fuck it up again.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 07:39 PM (I1GXe)

25 24 ace, we are a forgiving lot. Just don't fuck it up again.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 07:39 PM (I1GXe

For what we pay him? He better not.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2024 07:40 PM (/P8AX)

26 19 Is Ace becoming a Democrat? He broke a promise.
Posted by: Eeyore at October 08, 2024 07:34 PM (1bNHn

He's always had hairy legs. It's normal.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

TMI!!!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 08, 2024 07:38 PM (DU3V9)
______
I don't want to hear how AlaBAMA knows that.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 08, 2024 07:40 PM (1bNHn)

27 Oh how I wish that was my driveway.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 08, 2024 07:35 PM

I'd need my own snowplow for that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2024 07:40 PM (Wnv9h)

28
Oh how I wish that was my driveway.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Stop it. Get some help.

https://youtu.be/l60MnDJklnM?si=9VjKdocFdjb80b7u

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 08, 2024 07:40 PM (KLLih)

29 #DoBetter.
Posted by: ace

Meh, too late for that.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 08, 2024 07:41 PM (ftFVW)

30 14 Corn comes from cans, not from the ground -

Gen Z
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2024 07:36 PM (/P8AX)

Agree to disagree. A day after the homeless shelter serves corn, you can find lots of it right on the sidewalk if you poke around a little bit.

Posted by: San Fran Chamber of Commerce at October 08, 2024 07:41 PM (pIfcn)

31 And we see doggies can be frenz with all kinds of animals

Posted by: Skip at October 08, 2024 07:41 PM (fwDg9)

32
1968 BBC Radio adaption of THE HOBBIT

https://is.gd/mI78CE

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 08, 2024 07:42 PM (KLLih)

33 ace, we are a forgiving lot. Just don't fuck it up again.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 07:39 PM

Damn, ace, sounds like you're on The List.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2024 07:42 PM (Wnv9h)

34 I have two trees that overhang my driveway like that. The garage truck keeps them pruned for me.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 07:43 PM (I1GXe)

35 Puppy hiccups SO CUTE!

Okay, maybe I do need help.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 08, 2024 07:44 PM (ftFVW)

36 On this day in 1871, the Great Chicago Fire broke out, killing 300 and destroying 17,000 structures over three days.

Cow farts also cause hurricanes:

TFG87 @TFG870
Idk but this is what AI shows

https://tinyurl.com/2dkmjy8e
IMAGE

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 08, 2024 07:44 PM (CEzQx)

37 i thought I'd finished this post hours ago but I guess I forgot to save it. I had to put it back into draft to add content.
Posted by: ace

ace, I thought Cafe threads were throw aways. You might be working harder than we thought even while getting up just before noon.

Posted by: Mr. Ray at October 08, 2024 07:44 PM (OaRnr)

38 10 Oh how I wish that was my driveway.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 08, 2024 07:35 PM (ftFVW)

Ooh, me too.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 08, 2024 07:44 PM (OX9vb)

39 I don't want to hear how AlaBAMA knows that.
Posted by: Eeyore at October 08, 2024 07:40 PM

Given he's the inaugural inductee of the Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistic Appreciation Association's Hall of Fame, after that pinnacle of Moronic achievement, anything is possible.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 08, 2024 07:44 PM (a3Q+t)

40 1968 BBC Radio adaption of THE HOBBIT

https://is.gd/mI78CE
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 08, 2024 07:42 PM

Arrhh! The Ren Fair version!

*stabs ears with ice pick*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2024 07:45 PM (Wnv9h)

41 "Showing a blind dog that he can dig holes at the beach."

How'd it get so dusty in here?

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 08, 2024 07:45 PM (ftFVW)

42 andycanuck looked more like parting of the Red Sea

Posted by: Skip at October 08, 2024 07:45 PM (fwDg9)

43 Now I REALLY don't like chimps.

Shaving makes them is even worse. I didn't think that was possible.

Posted by: eleven at October 08, 2024 07:46 PM (fV+MH)

44 Good, the cat is on my bed watching cat tv. Birds. That'll keep him busy for a bit.

I can see why parents just plop kids in front of the tv....

Posted by: Stateless at October 08, 2024 07:46 PM (jvJvP)

45 ace, we are a forgiving lot. Just don't fuck it up again.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 07:39 PM

Damn, ace, sounds like you're on The List.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2024 07:42 PM

Dunno about The List, but he definitely received The Look.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 08, 2024 07:46 PM (a3Q+t)

46 Faked you all out because at the end of that driveway is a modular home and a 68 Comet on blocks.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 07:46 PM (I1GXe)

47 New kitteh meets housecat for the first time:

Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats
First time meeting

https://tinyurl.com/3wbzdchf
54 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 08, 2024 07:46 PM (CEzQx)

48 14 Corn comes from cans, not from the ground -

Gen Z
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2024 07:36 PM (/P8AX)

In the UK, it comes from street vendors. Harmful Opinions brought this to my attention last year.

https://youtu.be/UYYWf2I4L00

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 08, 2024 07:48 PM (DTX3h)

49 Full Mao Jacket

@nypost 2h
CBS’ Tony Dokoupil offers ‘regrets’ at teary staff meeting after grilling anti-Israel author https://trib.al/FxCmi7s

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 08, 2024 07:48 PM (IG4Id)

50 Ok it is actually Wormsloe in Savannah and not Charleston.

If you go to the twitter "by Jon Evan Glaser" link and click on the "Please refer to the link for info and pricing" link there it goes to Wormsloe.

It's a nice pretty place to visit and take pictures, just not a lot else going on there. Fort Pulaski out towards Tybee has a bunch more stuff, canons and stuff to look at if that's your thing.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 08, 2024 07:48 PM (Y6IkP)

51 Blind squirrel is a real thing. I've seen it. The will to survive.

Posted by: Mr. Ray at October 08, 2024 07:48 PM (OaRnr)

52 Formal NoGo and mea culpa:
Mrs. Red gets cataract surgery tomorrow and in two weeks. Brackets TxMoMe.
Boo hoo.

Posted by: RI Red at October 08, 2024 07:49 PM (OKniM)

53 Panda just being a big sweet Apex predator

Someone tell him it's Tuesday, and he needs to get over his case of the Mondays.

Posted by: mikeski at October 08, 2024 07:50 PM (DgGvY)

54 Oh how I wish that was my driveway.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 08, 2024 07:35 PM (ftFVW)

think of the leaves. and the giant spider webs.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 08, 2024 07:50 PM (D7oie)

55 To all that are about to gather under the banner of AoSHQ , I drink to you.

Duncanthrax, my heart has hole.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 07:51 PM (I1GXe)

56 1968 BBC Radio adaption of THE HOBBIT

https://is.gd/mI78CE
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 08, 2024 07:42 PM (KLLih)

Do they have the Goon Show up to listen to? With no woke edits?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2024 07:51 PM (Mq5fn)

57 think of the leaves. and the giant spider webs.
Posted by: Kindltot

It decorates itself for Halloween?!

Sold.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 08, 2024 07:51 PM (ftFVW)

58 I guess the Tropicana will be soon no more...

"Elaborate implosion ceremony will be held overnight to reduce Las Vegas' Tropicana Hotel to rubble."

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 08, 2024 07:51 PM (CEzQx)

59 50 ...

It's a nice pretty place to visit and take pictures, just not a lot else going on there. Fort Pulaski out towards Tybee has a bunch more stuff, canons and stuff to look at if that's your thing.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 08, 2024 07:48 PM (Y6IkP)
_______
Who wants to look at cathedral clergy?

Posted by: Eeyore at October 08, 2024 07:52 PM (1bNHn)

60
Anyone remember the line in Wall Street about Protestants (or WASPs)?

Gordon Gecko said, "They hate people, but they love animals."

That's the thing about today's radical totalitarian Democrat party: They hate Israel, but they [pretend to] love Jews.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 08, 2024 07:52 PM (KLLih)

61 Mind the gap :
Promoting a Transatlantic Revolution in Military Affairs
by Gompert, David C

NATIONAL DEFENSE UNIVERSITY PRESS
WASHINGTON, D.C., 1999

https://tinyurl.com/y6adc2ed

Posted by: Braenyard at October 08, 2024 07:53 PM (RH5d9)

62 Now I REALLY don't like chimps.

Shaving makes them is even worse. I didn't think that was possible.
Posted by: eleven

Wasn't a shaved chimp one of the CoB's monkey pix for the Morning Rant for a while? It was disturbing.

Posted by: mikeski at October 08, 2024 07:53 PM (DgGvY)

63 Freaking awful day today.

Hope y'all had a better one. Peace be with you all.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 08, 2024 07:54 PM (1027l)

64 51 Blind squirrel is a real thing. I've seen it. The will to survive.
Posted by: Mr. Ray at October 08, 2024 07:48 PM (OaRnr)
______
Haven't seen that, but when I was a teen, there was a gull without a beak, on the Great South Bay. Lived several years, too.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 08, 2024 07:54 PM (1bNHn)

65 Formal NoGo and mea culpa:
Mrs. Red gets cataract surgery tomorrow and in two weeks. Brackets TxMoMe.
Boo hoo.
Posted by: RI Red at October 08, 2024 07:49 PM

*makes note on RI Red's permanent record*

Really, though, hope the surgery goes well. The mom had it a few years back and it did a world of good.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2024 07:54 PM (Wnv9h)

66
Slotkin is getting stomped by Rogers tonight in the Michigan Senate debate, but it's never been clearer that it's a men v. woman world, and she doesn't have to be close to rational to win.

She's embarrassing, but the cheat will see her through.

Posted by: Auspex at October 08, 2024 07:54 PM (j4U/Z)

67
Do they have the Goon Show up to listen to?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Goon Show?

The harris-walz campaign?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 08, 2024 07:54 PM (KLLih)

68 >>> Who wants to look at cathedral clergy?
Posted by: Eeyore at October 08, 2024 07:52 PM (1bNHn)

Sir, I am an engineer.

I actually really suck at spelling even compared to other engineers.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 08, 2024 07:55 PM (Y6IkP)

69 Posted by: nurse ratched at October 08, 2024 07:54 PM

{{{nurse}}}

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2024 07:55 PM (Wnv9h)

70 Thx, RMBS. Hers is the fast moving kind, so needs to be done now.
Hoping she can spot for me after this!

Posted by: RI Red at October 08, 2024 07:56 PM (OKniM)

71 RI Red, what RMBS said. Your permanent record ain't looking so shiny.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 07:56 PM (I1GXe)

72 36 On this day in 1871, the Great Chicago Fire broke out, killing 300 and destroying 17,000 structures over three days.

The Night Chicago Died was a hit for Paper Lace in 1974, 50 years ago. Was at #1 for one week.

Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slurp at October 08, 2024 07:56 PM (CV8a5)

73 Qantas apologizes after racy R-rated movie was broadcast across entire flight and passengers couldn't turn it off.

"The movie they played was extremely inappropriate," a passenger who said they were on the flight from Sydney to Tokyo's Haneda Airport, wrote on Reddit. "It was impossible to pause, dim, or turn it off."
====
Even worse! It was Sean Penn's Daddio!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 08, 2024 07:56 PM (CEzQx)

74 nurse, come sit over here.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 07:58 PM (I1GXe)

75 >> i thought I'd finished this post hours ago but I guess I forgot to save it. I had to put it back into draft to add content.

You Big Dummy!

Posted by: Fred Sanford at October 08, 2024 07:58 PM (w6EFb)

76 >>>Shaved animals

Funny. But balding the birds was especially cruel.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 08, 2024 07:58 PM (klJTj)

77 You know, we are almost at the point where the polls will have to be semi-honest. They don't want to look like lying scum every few years, but they also have to make the steal plausible.

But compared to 4 years ago, I'm relatively optimistic. In 2020 I clearly saw the steal coming, and was upset that our side was not doing much about it. (Thanks, Ronna.)

Posted by: Eeyore at October 08, 2024 07:59 PM (1bNHn)

78 Mea culpa, Ben Had. Mea maxima culpa!

Posted by: RI Red at October 08, 2024 07:59 PM (OKniM)

79 I guess the Tropicana will be soon no more...

"Elaborate implosion ceremony will be held overnight to reduce Las Vegas' Tropicana Hotel to rubble."
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 08, 2024 07:51 PM (CEzQx)

Some poor bastard has to climb the stairs to the top floor, and drop one last razor blade into the razor blade disposal chute. At which point, the entire building, save for the razor blade disposal chute, crumbles in to dust, and he shinnies down the chute to rubble level.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2024 07:59 PM (Mq5fn)

80 Dropping hints doggeh lol

vdoggeh has a quick potty leash and a proper walk leash
If I get the potty leash he will lick the proper walk leash to correct me

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 08, 2024 07:59 PM (OTdqV)

81 That's the thing about today's radical totalitarian Democrat party: They hate Israel, but they [pretend to] love Jews.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 08, 2024 07:52 PM (KLLih)

Sooth, the left loves people in the collective and hates them individually. Stalin said one death is a tragedy and a million is a statistic.

Posted by: Mr. Ray at October 08, 2024 07:59 PM (OaRnr)

82 Charleston has potential.

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2024 07:59 PM (V13WU)

83 Posted by: nurse ratched at October 08, 2024 07:54 PM



I picked up dog poop. And no bier!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2024 08:00 PM (W/lyH)

84 When did "Daddy" come to have a sexual meaning? It's recent. And gross.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 08, 2024 08:01 PM (1bNHn)

85 There are 15.7 million Jews in the world and a billion ragheads trying to kill them.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 08:01 PM (I1GXe)

86 Big hug to you nurse

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 08, 2024 08:02 PM (nrpZ6)

87 Posted by: nurse ratched at October 08, 2024 07:54 PM (1027l)

I hope tomorrow is a great day nurse...

Posted by: Stateless at October 08, 2024 08:02 PM (jvJvP)

88 Good evening all. Nurse sorry you had a crap day. {hugs}

Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at October 08, 2024 08:02 PM (iF0sF)

89 Charismatic Boston Red Sox pitcher Luis "El Tiante" Tiant dies at age 83 at his home in Maine.

Known as “El Tiante,” Tiant was a two-time All-Star whose greatest individual season came in 1968, when he went 21-9 with 19 complete games and nine shutouts — four of them in a row. But it was his 1.60 ERA — the best in the AL in half a century — that, combined with Bob Gibson's 1.12 mark in the NL, helped convince baseball to lower the pitching mound to give batters more of a chance.

The son of a Negro Leagues star, the younger Tiant was 229-172 in all with a 3.30 ERA and 2,416 strikeouts. He had 187 complete games and 47 shutouts in a 19-year career spent mostly with Cleveland and Boston.
https://tinyurl.com/mk6nukr8

MLB @MLB
We are deeply saddened to learn of the passing of Luis Tiant. In a Major League career that spanned 19 seasons, "El Tiante" made three All-Star teams and won 20 or more games four times. Tiant won two ERA titles in the American League - one in 1968 for Cleveland, and another in 1972 for Boston. The Cuba native also pitched for the Yankees, Twins, Pirates and Angels. He was 83.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 08, 2024 08:02 PM (CEzQx)

90 "Elaborate implosion ceremony will be held overnight to reduce Las Vegas' Tropicana Hotel to rubble."
Posted by: andycanuck

I saw Elaborate Implosion Ceremony open for Big Audio Dynamite at The Bomb Factory in '95.

Posted by: mikeski at October 08, 2024 08:02 PM (DgGvY)

91 Formal NoGo and mea culpa:
Mrs. Red gets cataract surgery tomorrow and in two weeks. Brackets TxMoMe.
Boo hoo.
Posted by: RI Red

Will miss you.
Hope the surgeries go well!
I put mine off so I don't miss this year (dominate eye really needs cataract surgery. It's really messing with my shooting!).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 08, 2024 08:03 PM (DU3V9)

92 jewells, darlin. So good to see you here. Love you.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 08:03 PM (I1GXe)

93 Cow farts also cause hurricanes:


"I mean, when we think about cow farts, we gotta think about it. Yes, it's about the climate. Yes, it's about greenhouse gases. From the cows and from the earth but that's what's happening, mmmkay? Let me be clear, it's about the cow farts."

Posted by: Tonypete at October 08, 2024 08:04 PM (WXNFJ)

94 Oh, how I love Humanity,
With love so pure and pringlish,
And how I hate the horrid French,
Who never will be English!

The International Idea,
The largest and the clearest,
Is welding all the nations now,
Except the one that's nearest.

This compromise has long been known,
This scheme of partial pardons,
In ethical societies
And small suburban gardens --

The villas and the chapels where
I learned with little labour
The way to love my fellow-man
And hate my next-door neighbour.

-- G K Chesteron

Posted by: Eeyore at October 08, 2024 08:04 PM (1bNHn)

95 AZdeorable, my eternal gratitude.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 08:04 PM (I1GXe)

96 Police say thieves surrounded LA Dodgers pitcher Walker Buehler, stealing his pricey watch off his arm.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 08, 2024 08:05 PM (CEzQx)

97 The villas and the chapels where
I learned with little labour
The way to love my fellow-man
And hate my next-door neighbour.
-- G K Chesteron

So that's why he was against tearing down fences.

Posted by: mikeski at October 08, 2024 08:05 PM (DgGvY)

98 Mind the gap.

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Winona at October 08, 2024 08:06 PM (a3Q+t)

99 There are 15.7 million Jews in the world and a billion ragheads trying to kill them.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 08:01 PM (I1GXe)

Welll, that certainly puts things into perspective.

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2024 08:06 PM (V13WU)

100
Per latest 8PM EDT update, Milton holding at 165 mph wind, pressure 902 mbar.

Posted by: Fred Sanford at October 08, 2024 08:07 PM (w6EFb)

101 Thx, AZ. I have cataracts as well, but my guy says they are nothing yet. Once I can’t see the playboy centerfolds I’ll get them fixed.

Posted by: RI Red at October 08, 2024 08:07 PM (OKniM)

102 Police say thieves surrounded LA Dodgers pitcher Walker Buehler, stealing his pricey watch off his arm.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 08, 2024 08:05 PM (CEzQx)

He didn't dodge, I guess.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2024 08:07 PM (Mq5fn)

103 I remember as a kid playing in Little League us guys trying to imitate Luis Tiant's insane windup on the mound.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 08, 2024 08:07 PM (mH6SG)

104 Police say thieves surrounded LA Dodgers pitcher Walker Buehler, stealing his pricey watch off his arm.
Posted by: andycanuck

What's the opposite of nominative determinism?

Posted by: mikeski at October 08, 2024 08:07 PM (DgGvY)

105 Love you too Ben Had. Miss you. So bummed I can't make it this year.

Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at October 08, 2024 08:07 PM (iF0sF)

106 Always be armedz

Posted by: Eromero at October 08, 2024 08:07 PM (LHPAg)

107 I saw Elaborate Implosion Ceremony open for Big Audio Dynamite at The Bomb Factory in '95.


==

OK, I just want to point out the proper construction. Well done!

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2024 08:08 PM (V13WU)

108 Tiante had a strange pitching style didn't he?

Posted by: Skip at October 08, 2024 08:08 PM (fwDg9)

109 Always be armedz
Posted by: Eromero at October 08, 2024 08:07 PM (LHPAg)

Or at least carry a no. 32 bat.

Posted by: RI Red at October 08, 2024 08:09 PM (OKniM)

110 Speaking of baseball, how bout them Royals??!!

Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at October 08, 2024 08:10 PM (iF0sF)

111 Maybe Mossad could be induced to run off a few thousand "bait Rolexes" with a quarter-ounce of C4 in them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2024 08:10 PM (Mq5fn)

112 jewells, you are always with us . You have given me heart memories that I cherish.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 08:10 PM (I1GXe)

113 Thx, AZ. I have cataracts as well, but my guy says they are nothing yet. Once I can’t see the playboy centerfolds I’ll get them fixed.
Posted by: RI Red

When you find yourself driving more often on the sidewalk than the roadway, it's time.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 08, 2024 08:10 PM (WXNFJ)

114 the Farming video is really good but only Alabama seems to have watched it. Give it a chance!

Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 08:11 PM (KRtlO)

115 Tiante had a strange pitching style didn't he?

He sure did. Turned his back on the hitter and faced center field before uncorking his pitch. It was pretty cool.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 08, 2024 08:11 PM (mH6SG)

116 Thx, AZ. I have cataracts as well, but my guy says they are nothing yet. Once I can’t see the playboy centerfolds I’ll get them fixed.
Posted by: RI Red

Now that is a great reason to get surgery!

Mine are of the faster variety as well, very annoying.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 08, 2024 08:11 PM (DU3V9)

117 I guess tonight is the RSVP no-go deadline. Add me to the list.

*sob

I also have circumstances preventing my attendance. I haz a sad. Really wanted to get to this one, before the election.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 08, 2024 08:11 PM (OX9vb)

118 Maybe Mossad could be induced to run off a few thousand "bait Rolexes" with a quarter-ounce of C4 in them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Each one of them will disarm someone, somewhere, sometime.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 08, 2024 08:11 PM (WXNFJ)

119 So bummed I can't make it this year.
Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer

We are bummed too!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 08, 2024 08:12 PM (DU3V9)

120 114 the Farming video is really good but only Alabama seems to have watched it. Give it a chance!
Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 08:11 PM (KRtlO)

I'll have to watch it later, but I will. Mr. is watching tv.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 08, 2024 08:13 PM (OX9vb)

121 Those big white cattle guard dogs like the one in the second video are the ones that ranchers in Colorado are starting to use to protect their herds from the reintroduced gray wolves. They seem pretty cool and bad ass at the same time.

Posted by: muldoon at October 08, 2024 08:13 PM (uCfKO)

122 It is with a broken heart, and feeble mind, that I too will not be in attendance this year.

I have the sadz.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 08, 2024 08:13 PM (WXNFJ)

123 Maybe Mossad could be induced to run off a few thousand "bait Rolexes" with a quarter-ounce of C4 in them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Each one of them will disarm someone, somewhere, sometime.
Posted by: Tonypete

ISWYDT...
And have to hand it to you...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 08, 2024 08:14 PM (DU3V9)

124 Sadz here, too. Too much going on that I can’t be there, BenHad

Posted by: Euro at October 08, 2024 08:14 PM (LxqBJ)

125 When you find yourself driving more often on the sidewalk than the roadway, it's time.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 08, 2024 08:10 PM (WXNFJ)

TP, that was Mrs. Red last night! We were coming back from dinner and DILIT “reminded” her that a car was turning left in front of us. When we got back to my office to pick up my car, I drove hers and DILIT drove mine.

Posted by: RI Red at October 08, 2024 08:14 PM (OKniM)

126 The Federalist @FDRLST 2h
Colorado Supreme Court Dismisses Lawfare Case Against Christian Cake Baker
CO Supreme Court Dismisses Case Against Christian Cake Baker
For 12 years, Phillips has been the victim of leftist lawfare, but on Tuesday the state Supreme Court dismissed the third case he has faced.
thefederalist.com

Mark Hemingway @Heminator 6h
In case you're wondering, the Colorado Supreme Court finally got around to dismissing the case against baker Jack Phillips brought by a pretty questionable trans person. adfmedia.org/case/masterpiec…

John Daniel Davidson @johnddavidson 6h
Periodic reminder that in David French world the First Amendment is doing just fine because all you have to do if your 1A rights are violated is spend a decade fighting in the courts, including SCOTUS, and sacrifice your livelihood and well being to vindicate your rights. Easy!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 08, 2024 08:14 PM (CEzQx)

127 Maybe Mossad could be induced to run off a few thousand "bait Rolexes" with a quarter-ounce of C4 in them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Each one of them will disarm someone, somewhere, sometime.
Posted by: Tonypete

ISWYDT...
And have to hand it to you...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Hey guys, watch this!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 08, 2024 08:14 PM (WXNFJ)

128 What's the opposite of nominative determinism?
Posted by: mikeski at October 08, 2024 08:07 PM (DgGvY)

Abnormal in-indeterminism?

Posted by: Mr. Ray at October 08, 2024 08:15 PM (OaRnr)

129 Tiant and Pete Rose faced each other in 3 games in the famous 1975 series. Tiant won the first 2 games, but lost the third. There is a theory that a pitcher who relies on deception as much as Tiant did by then*, will rarely beat a team 3 times in one series. The start to figure him out.

*He had been a power pitcher when young.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 08, 2024 08:15 PM (1bNHn)

130 Great Pyrenees and Border Collies…best combination for livestock herding and guarding

Posted by: Euro at October 08, 2024 08:15 PM (LxqBJ)

131 Dash, life happens not always as we would like but know that we will toast to all our absent friends and send updates.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 08:16 PM (I1GXe)

132 so I replaced the farm video with a somewhat shorter Twitter condensed clip

Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 08:17 PM (KRtlO)

133 Maybe Mossad could be induced to run off a few thousand "bait Rolexes" with a quarter-ounce of C4 in them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Each one of them will disarm someone, somewhere, sometime.
Posted by: Tonypete

ISWYDT...
And have to hand it to you...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 08, 2024 08:14 PM

All of you can get bent.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at October 08, 2024 08:17 PM (Wnv9h)

134 Hungry frog and the looks is funny.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 08, 2024 08:18 PM (DU3V9)

135 Maybe Mossad could be induced to run off a few thousand "bait Rolexes" with a quarter-ounce of C4 in them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Each one of them will disarm someone, somewhere, sometime.
Posted by: Tonypete

ISWYDT...
And have to hand it to you...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

All of you can get bent.
Posted by: Michelle Fields

Look Ma, no hand!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 08, 2024 08:19 PM (WXNFJ)

136 Dash, life happens not always as we would like but know that we will toast to all our absent friends and send updates.
Posted by: Ben Had

... and one for my homies.

*pours out, but only a little 'cause hobbits are frugal*

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 08, 2024 08:19 PM (ftFVW)

137 Oh no! The kitty whose tank crashed!

Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 08:19 PM (BgmlQ)

138 so I replaced the farm video with a somewhat shorter Twitter condensed clip
Posted by: ace

Whew, thought I'd slipped into another dimension for a minute.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 08, 2024 08:20 PM (ftFVW)

139 John Daniel Davidson @johnddavidson 6h
Periodic reminder that in David French world the First Amendment is doing just fine because all you have to do if your 1A rights are violated is spend a decade fighting in the courts, including SCOTUS, and sacrifice your livelihood and well being to vindicate your rights. Easy!
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 08, 2024 08:14 PM (CEzQx

I'm unsure how David French became a thing. Did he take the Kamala route?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2024 08:20 PM (/P8AX)

140 Dash, life happens not always as we would like but know that we will toast to all our absent friends and send updates.
Posted by: Ben Had

Will definitely toast absent morons, maybe more than once.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 08, 2024 08:21 PM (DU3V9)

141 *pours out, but only a little 'cause hobbits are frugal*
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 08, 2024 08:19 PM

But...it comes in pints!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2024 08:21 PM (Wnv9h)

142 She Hobbit, thank you for that. It is the perfect pitch for a little something that is going on.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 08:21 PM (I1GXe)

143 I am still coming, Ben Had!

Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 08:22 PM (BgmlQ)

144 Maybe Mossad could be induced to run off a few thousand "bait Rolexes" with a quarter-ounce of C4 in them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Each one of them will disarm someone, somewhere, sometime.
Posted by: Tonypete

ISWYDT...
And have to hand it to you...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Hey guys, watch this!!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 08, 2024 08:14 PM

To be fair, if you're a practicing Moslem, you get to say "Hold my beer."

Posted by: Winona at October 08, 2024 08:22 PM (a3Q+t)

145 so I replaced the farm video with a somewhat shorter Twitter condensed clip
Posted by: ace

It was good too.... He left out the part where farm work is *never ever* done: can't see to can't see is your work day.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 08, 2024 08:22 PM (DU3V9)

146 Oh no! This poor little well-mannered frog is going to starve just because he's waiting for his turn!

Eh, the gray frog is rotund. Obese, even. He's probably happy the skinny one is stealing all the food. "Thanks, bro, I was worried I was about to reenact the 'wafer thin mint' scene."

Posted by: mikeski at October 08, 2024 08:22 PM (DgGvY)

147 ace, what are your out there takes? Music, sports or movies,

Posted by: Mr. Ray at October 08, 2024 08:22 PM (OaRnr)

148 Farm video is funny

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 08, 2024 08:23 PM (z3n3v)

149 I'm looking forward to meeting you, Piper!

Just don't be disappointed at how far I've let myself slide. It is what it is.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 08, 2024 08:23 PM (xkbLL)

150 When you find yourself driving more often on the sidewalk than the roadway, it's time.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 08, 2024 08:10 PM (WXNFJ)

Oh, so true! I knew it was time when every time my teenaged daughter was in the car with me, it was "mom. Mom! Moooommm!" I wasn't seeing the pedestrians. No bueno.

(yeah, I had cataracts young)

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 08, 2024 08:23 PM (OX9vb)

151 We be all calls onm Presdent obana to do something to makes sure that all gays and Transgenders un Florinda are taking cares off. We be heering thats the Govorner is not doing this ...

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at October 08, 2024 08:23 PM (PYJJG)

152 But...it comes in pints!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2024 08:21 PM

That's elephants.

Posted by: Kamala! 2024! 2028! David Hogg 2032! at October 08, 2024 08:23 PM (a3Q+t)

153 Piper, your mount is waiting for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 08:24 PM (I1GXe)

154 149 I'm looking forward to meeting you, Piper!

Just don't be disappointed at how far I've let myself slide. It is what it is.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October

Oh my gosh, are you kidding me? I am not the one to ever worry about with stuff like that! I am not some super model wunderkind here, so set your expectations low. 😀

Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 08:25 PM (BgmlQ)

155 153 Piper, your mount is waiting for you.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 08:24 PM (I1GXe)

There's a taxidermy joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2024 08:25 PM (/P8AX)

156 36
'On this day in 1871, the Great Chicago Fire broke out, killing 300 and destroying 17,000 structures over three days.'

And a much worse forest fire in Wisconsin.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 08, 2024 08:25 PM (3wi/L)

157 You know, we are almost at the point where the polls will have to be semi-honest.

Almost! But there's still time to tell their audience that millions of Americans are switching back and forth between Kamala and Trump every single day.

Posted by: t-bird at October 08, 2024 08:26 PM (sZIeh)

158 Let's not get ace started on David French or any of the other original Never-Trumpers.

Posted by: Mr. Ray at October 08, 2024 08:26 PM (OaRnr)

159 Eeyore,
I could only remember the last 3 lines of that poem with no idea whose it was! Thanks. My guess was Rudyard Kipling.

Posted by: Wenda at October 08, 2024 08:27 PM (dmRlF)

160 Philip Melanchthon Wegmann @PhilipWegmann 5h
On Ben Shapiro show, Trump slams press for its handling of Doug Emhoff allegations that the Second Gentlemen slapped an ex-girlfriend, “if that were me it’d be the greatest story in the last five years.”

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 08, 2024 08:27 PM (CEzQx)

161 AlaBAMA, Piper gets to ride a Lamborghini.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 08:27 PM (I1GXe)

162 >> the Great Chicago Fire broke out,

Mrs. O'Leary's cow was a Big Dummy.

Posted by: Fred Sanford at October 08, 2024 08:27 PM (w6EFb)

163 Piper, your mount is waiting for you.
Posted by: Ben Had

There's a taxidermy joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Yes, taxidermy. I won't say what I was thinking, heh, heh.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 08, 2024 08:27 PM (ftFVW)

164 161 AlaBAMA, Piper gets to ride a Lamborghini.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 08:27 PM (I1GXe

Dayum. Nice ride.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2024 08:28 PM (/P8AX)

165 Maybe Mossad could be induced to run off a few thousand "bait Rolexes" with a quarter-ounce of C4 in them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Muhammad, what even is this watch? I've seen "Relox." I've seen "Rollex." I've even seen "Lorex" from China. But what is a "Semtex?"

Posted by: the other Muhammad at October 08, 2024 08:28 PM (DgGvY)

166 153 Piper, your mount is waiting for you.
Posted by: Ben Had at October

You have no idea the happy dance I just did in my living room!

Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 08:29 PM (BgmlQ)

167 110 jewells

Indeed!

Mahomes said last night that he planned to attend all of the Royals postseason home games. Class.

I also like the fact that during those pregame introduction clips, where each player states his name & where he played college ball, Mahomes always says "Patrick Mahomes, Jr. Texas Tech," to honor his dad.*

* a former MLB pitcher now experiencing some tough times

Posted by: K.C. Wolf (mnw) at October 08, 2024 08:29 PM (NLIak)

168 Waffle House @WaffleHouse 4h
Our #whindex status maps reflect our closures as of 2pm today in advance of #HurricaneMilton. More updates to come. Please stay safe.

**Due to the potential for variations in Milton's path, this information is subject to change without notice. Please follow local guidance.

Sam Rogers @RealSamRogers 2h
Friends if you live in vicinity of a closed @WaffleHouse please evacuate immediately they are more trustworthy and run better than the federal government.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 08, 2024 08:30 PM (CEzQx)

169 Dayum. Nice ride.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2024 08:28 PM (/P8AX)

I hear they make cars, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2024 08:30 PM (Mq5fn)

170 Look Ma, no hand!!

Not funny.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at October 08, 2024 08:30 PM (mH6SG)

171 Those big white cattle guard dogs like the one in the second video are the ones that ranchers in Colorado are starting to use to protect their herds from the reintroduced gray wolves. They seem pretty cool and bad ass at the same time.
Posted by: muldoon at October 08, 2024 08:13 PM (uCfKO)

Gran Pyrenees, they are bred to deal with wolves in Northern Spain. they need more space to roam that is normally found in a town, and unless they are trained they bark and bark and bark. Neighbors had a rescue forr a while.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 08, 2024 08:31 PM (D7oie)

172 I think Ace should come, but he can make up a name and not reveal he is THE Ace O’ Spades.

Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 08:33 PM (BgmlQ)

173 169 Dayum. Nice ride.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2024 08:28 PM (/P8AX)

I hear they make cars, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2024 08:30 PM (Mq5fn)

Lambo tractor?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2024 08:33 PM (/P8AX)

174 Sean Davis @seanmdav 1h
Another CIA special, I presume. How did this Afghan man get to America in the first place, and which agency sponsored and approved his entry?

What a coincidence: the murderous Afghan who wanted to kill Trump voters in a mass shooting on Election Day in Oklahoma was admitted into the U.S. in 2021 on a special visa just weeks after the catastrophically managed Afghanistan withdrawal.

I wrote and published this three weeks before the U.S. allowed into our country (on a special unvetted visa, of course) an Islamic terrorist who was planning a mass murder of heavily Republican Oklahoma voters on Election Day 2024.

In August of 2021, I specifically warned that “people posing as refugees might be terrorists intent on killing Americans on U.S. soil.” And wouldn’t you know it, just three weeks later that exact warning became a reality, as an ISIS terrorist was admitted into our country who planned to massacre Americans on Election Day. If only the neocons had listened to the warning, instead of screaming that the person offering it was a racist. Then again, if they were remotely capable of acknowledging reality, I guess they wouldn’t be neocons.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 08, 2024 08:34 PM (CEzQx)

175 >>>147 ace, what are your out there takes? Music, sports or movies,

I gave up on sports years ago during the Great Awokening.

movies i've largely given up on.

Music? Eh, here are two not very hot takes:

Pulp, the brit pop band from the 90s, is very good. I got into them a few years ago. good stuff.

Wolf Alice, one of those half-soft half-hard rock bands, is good.

Otherwise i'm mostly a classic rock guy with some 80s pop nostalgia.

You?

Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 08:34 PM (KRtlO)

176 Sean Davis @seanmdav 41m
I want an apology from every fat, throne-sniffing, chicken-hawking, moral-blackmailing, family trust fund-depleting neocon moron who smeared me as a racist when I wrote this piece in 2021 after the fall of Afghanistan.

A bunch of Americans were nearly mass murdered while voting by an Afghani visa charity case just so a bunch of alcoholic neocons could pat themselves on the back for being “compassionate” for refusing to vet hordes of third-world Afghanis being shipped into our country.

The murderous ISIS terrorist who was let into this country in September of 2021 was here because of the moral cowardice of these neocons, because of their hatred of their own countrymen, because of their refusal to admit that their multi-decade obsession with sending better men to die for sport was an apocalyptic failure.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 08, 2024 08:34 PM (CEzQx)

177 >Colorado Supreme Court Dismisses Lawfare Case Against Christian Cake Baker
For 12 years, Phillips has been the victim of leftist lawfare, but on Tuesday the state Supreme Court dismissed the third case he has faced.

Contemplate a country where the people who enjoyed doing this will be litigated against for the rest of their miserable fucking lives. "You can beat the rap, but you can't beat the ride."

Now tell me which country is more civilized, the hypothetical or the real.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 08, 2024 08:34 PM (lhenN)

178 Piper, ace has been offered an all expenses paid invitation for the last 5 years to NO avail.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 08:35 PM (I1GXe)

179 " I think Ace should come, but he can make up a name and not reveal he is THE Ace O’ Spades.
Posted by: Piper "

I've met 4 Cobs at the TxMoMe. That's pretty cool. One day I would love to meet JJ there.

Posted by: fd at October 08, 2024 08:35 PM (vFG9F)

180 Sean Davis @seanmdav 20m
Here’s a link to the full piece. thefederalist.com/2021/08/20…

After Afghanistan, No More Moral Blackmail From Failed Interventionists
The architects of the nation-building policies from Afghanistan to Iraq are failures and should be treated with the same disdain reserved for flat earthers.

thefederalist.com
https://tinyurl.com/2yvnurkb

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 08, 2024 08:36 PM (CEzQx)

181 The cat with the talking cactus looked like he thought he'd gotten into some bad catnip.

“The brown acid that’s circulating around us is not specifically too good. It’s suggested that you do stay away from that.”

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2024 08:36 PM (6ydKt)

182 Oh, so true! I knew it was time when every time my teenaged daughter was in the car with me, it was "mom. Mom! Moooommm!" I wasn't seeing the pedestrians. No bueno.

(yeah, I had cataracts young)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 08, 2024 08:23 PM (OX9vb)

My mom held off getting a cataract done until my sister was 16 and could get a learner's permit. It worked because she was a teacher at the same school Sis attended. Her first surgery was in 1968 and she was sandbagged in bed so she couldn't move her head for two days or more. Her second one was in the 80's and it was an outpatient procedure that put a new lens in and the doc told her not to strain too much on the toilet or bend over for a day.
We truly live in an age of wonders.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 08, 2024 08:37 PM (D7oie)

183 Great Chicago Fire. An American historical event that Kamala Harris probably has a very tenuous knowledge of if any at all.

Posted by: Mr. Ray at October 08, 2024 08:37 PM (OaRnr)

184 You?
==

ABBA! You can never have enough ABBA!

Posted by: Long time reader, first time commenter at October 08, 2024 08:37 PM (V13WU)

185 The murderous ISIS terrorist who was let into this country in September of 2021 was here because of the moral cowardice of these neocons, because of their hatred of their own countrymen, because of their refusal to admit that their multi-decade obsession with sending better men to die for sport was an apocalyptic failure.

Wow. That's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 08, 2024 08:37 PM (mH6SG)

186 Otherwise i'm mostly a classic rock guy with some 80s pop nostalgia.

You?
Posted by: ace at October 08

I just did an 80s play list for our 80s day at the studio. I am a little cross eyed. Searching for 128 BPM versions, some needing to be extended, is no where near as fun as its sounds (she said sarcastically).

Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 08:37 PM (BgmlQ)

187 Disco is truly unappreciated.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2024 08:38 PM (/P8AX)

188 The gathering of the COBS is happening. Dark MAGA caps for all?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 08:39 PM (I1GXe)

189 You are the dancing queen
Young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine
Oh, yeah...!

Posted by: Long time reader, first time commenter at October 08, 2024 08:39 PM (V13WU)

190
I think Ace should come, but he can make up a name and not reveal he is THE Ace O’ Spades.
Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 08:33 PM (BgmlQ)

________

Monsieur le Comte As de Pique

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2024 08:39 PM (OkUpf)

191 The new stray cat here is happy to eat the canned cat food my other two won't eat. He has a bit of an eye infection so I'm hoping better food will help him fight it. No way that I could get him to the vet or put ointment in his eyes.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 08, 2024 08:39 PM (gfViB)

192 Piper

Owlbert enjoying the autumn weather? Tis the season for eviscerating rodents, I believe.

Posted by: K.C. Wolf (mnw) at October 08, 2024 08:40 PM (NLIak)

193 AlaBAMA, Disco Doof lives !!!

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 08:40 PM (I1GXe)

194 Farm girls come from down on the farm. And they can be trained to do chores around the household. Brilliant! Never underestimate nor take for granted the charm one has with properly fostered farmgirl.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 08, 2024 08:41 PM (fY84s)

195 Piper, ace has been offered an all expenses paid invitation for the last 5 years to NO avail.

Huh, I would think that an Ewok appearance would definitely be a big hit.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 08, 2024 08:41 PM (mH6SG)

196 He is! He let my daughter feed him yesterday. He was very loud about it, but he hasn’t been by tonight.

Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 08:42 PM (pZEOD)

197 here's the gateway song to Pulp: "Like a Friend"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq4VHd4Azuk

here's a gateway song for Wolf Alice:

https://youtu.be/WqxE-zppu30?si=prrvwcTpJGClC7Xb

(I don't want to write the name because dudes will say "that's too soft, dude")

Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 08:42 PM (KRtlO)

198 The Genndy Tartakovsky show Primal has very good RE Howard vibes.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 08, 2024 08:42 PM (lhenN)

199 >>iper, ace has been offered an all expenses paid invitation for the last 5 years to NO avail.
Huh, I would think that an Ewok appearance would definitely be a big hit.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 08, 2024 08:41 PM (mH6SG)

thanks so much but i'm very lazy and anti-travel lately.

Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 08:42 PM (KRtlO)

200 Notorious BFD, he won't even answer my email .

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 08:43 PM (I1GXe)

201 It took me aback to see can't see to can't see measuring daylight. When I grew up in MT it measured distance, as in, it's 2 cain-sees from here: you drive as far as you cain see...

Posted by: Wenda at October 08, 2024 08:43 PM (dmRlF)

202 Notsothoreau, my neighbor who fed and fostered strays suggested amoxicillin in the drinking water to help clear up small infections like that. The better food will help too.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 08, 2024 08:43 PM (D7oie)

203 172 I think Ace should come, but he can make up a name and not reveal he is THE Ace O’ Spades.
Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 08:33 PM (BgmlQ)

But he's an ewok, so it would be obvious.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 08, 2024 08:43 PM (OX9vb)

204 other wolf alice songs:

Smile. this is a little harder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV39h7GHDYs

I should have said this was the gateway song: "Bros"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD_Q9CxXTo4

Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 08:44 PM (KRtlO)

205 'On this day in 1871, the Great Chicago Fire broke out, killing 300 and destroying 17,000 structures over three days.'

======

It would have made a great nature preserve . . . but nooooooo, they had to get all ambitious and rebuild.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 08, 2024 08:44 PM (8AONa)

206 178 Piper, ace has been offered an all expenses paid invitation for the last 5 years to NO avail.
Posted by: Ben Had at October

Ace! I understand there will be brownies AND bacon! And ponies!

Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 08:45 PM (pZEOD)

207 56 1968 BBC Radio adaption of THE HOBBIT

https://is.gd/mI78CE
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 08, 2024 07:42 PM (KLLih)

Do they have the Goon Show up to listen to? With no woke edits?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2024 07:51 PM (Mq5fn)
----
I downloaded all the Goon Shows long ago and I don't live near a CANAL!
"O look vultures! Are they dangerous?"
"I don't know but keep your eyes on the ones with knives and forks."

Posted by: Ciampino - He's fallen in the water! at October 08, 2024 08:45 PM (qfLjt)

208 189 You are the dancing queen
Young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine
Oh, yeah...!
Posted by: Long time reader, first time commenter at October 08, 2024 08:39 PM (V13WU)
_______
I knew a guy back in the day who'd sing

The dancing queen
Woke up in bed
With a drunk marine.

Same guy who came up with "Chipmunks roasting on an open fire."

Posted by: Eeyore at October 08, 2024 08:45 PM (1bNHn)

209
Had a screen door installed in the kennel. With the lows in the lower 60s, we can turn the air conditioners off and leave the door open.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2024 08:45 PM (BkEzK)

210 I like the Wolfe Alice tracks. Thanks for the suggestion

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2024 08:45 PM (/P8AX)

211 Cats are great. Everybody knows cats are amazing.

Posted by: Mr. Ray at October 08, 2024 08:45 PM (OaRnr)

212
But he's an ewok, so it would be obvious.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October

He could wear a sheet with the eyes cut out and be a ghost. It’s foolproof.

Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 08:46 PM (pZEOD)

213 thanks so much but i'm very lazy and anti-travel lately

Certainly wasn't meant in a negative way. Hell, I've never been able to make it there, despite how much I'd love to. Please just keep what you are doing here and it's all good, amigo.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 08, 2024 08:46 PM (mH6SG)

214 Ian Jaeger @IanJaeger29 1h
BREAKING: Tim Walz calls for getting rid of the Electoral College and having the Presidential Election be decided by a Popular Vote.
More information:

The Calvin Coolidge Project @TheCalvinCooli1 2h
🚨Breaking News: Tim Walz calls for eliminating the Electoral College during a fundraiser at Gavin Newsom's private home in Sacramento

Walz: “I think all of us know the Electoral College needs to go. We need a national popular vote but that's not the world we live in.”

Via: CNN

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 08, 2024 08:47 PM (CEzQx)

215

I knew a guy back in the day who'd sing

The dancing queen
Woke up in bed
With a drunk marine.

Same guy who came up with "Chipmunks roasting on an open fire."

==


Lucky you !

Posted by: Long time reader, first time commenter at October 08, 2024 08:47 PM (V13WU)

216 Today I called the Governor of Canada top ask what he needs regarding the Federal government helping his state with Hurricane Milton.

He said WTF and there is no hurricane here because it is too cold. You mean FLORIDA and not CANADA he said. This was political stunt to make me look bad. I bet he talked to Trump......

Posted by: Kamal Harris at October 08, 2024 08:47 PM (hbjSA)

217 For the ninth year we will gather shoot, eat and drink under the AoS banner.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 08:48 PM (I1GXe)

218

Walz: “I think all of us know the Electoral College needs to go. We need a national popular vote but that's not the world we live in.”

__________

Two-thirds of each of the House and Senate, three-quarters of the state legislatures. Good luck with that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2024 08:48 PM (BkEzK)

219 Now I want to get a Roomba.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 08, 2024 08:48 PM (in+I1)

220 Tim knows better than the founding fathers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2024 08:48 PM (/P8AX)

221 Disco is truly unappreciated.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I'd say appropriately appreciated.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 08, 2024 08:49 PM (DU3V9)

222 217 For the ninth year we will gather shoot, eat and drink under the AoS banner.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024

And workout at 6am! (Kidding!)

Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 08:49 PM (pZEOD)

223 This is one of my favorite Pulp songs. I need to explain his personality. He's a geeky guy who is always trying to get laid. Always. And he does this half-silly, half-serious attempt to pick up women. You know, when you try to pick them up so hard you might mean it as a joke (but it's not really a joke).

So that's the kind of song this is. That's why he's doing this breathy, "sexy" vocal. It's half of a joke, but if a woman wanted to go to bed with him for it, well, he won't stand in her way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0ZAdK-92Xo

Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 08:50 PM (KRtlO)

224 You know, if you replace Tim Walz's head with his ass, no one will notice the difference.

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2024 08:50 PM (V13WU)

225 If elected I will push to eliminate the Electrical Grid and go to a National Popular vote to elect the next President of the US.

Posted by: Tim Walz at October 08, 2024 08:50 PM (PYJJG)

226 Tim knows better than the founding fathers.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2024 08:48 PM (/P8AX)

Of course he has, he has Male Feminist Energy and that makes liberal men extra effective.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 08, 2024 08:51 PM (D7oie)

227 It took me aback to see can't see to can't see measuring daylight. When I grew up in MT it measured distance, as in, it's 2 cain-sees from here: you drive as far as you cain see...
Posted by: Wenda

Eastern MT, I guess.

Sounds like the Eastern ND & NW MN joke about how flat the Red River valley is. "If your dog runs away you can watch him leave for 3 days."

Posted by: mikeski at October 08, 2024 08:51 PM (DgGvY)

228 For the ninth year we will gather shoot, eat and drink under the AoS banner.

Awesome. May you shoot straight, eat until you can eat no more and not puke in a camper. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 08, 2024 08:51 PM (mH6SG)

229 Masters @M_C_Masters 10h
The government shipped up 3 pallets of electric chainsaws to us in a community without power

Catturd ™ @catturd2 1h
Please tell me this is parody.

Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee 7h
Report: Government Sends Electric Chainsaws To Appalachian Town Without Power
notthebee.com/t0ac0

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 08, 2024 08:51 PM (CEzQx)

230 ( years...time flies....I recall when someone mentioned some dude in TX by the name of Ben had space on ranch for a party..and here we are..)

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2024 08:52 PM (V13WU)

231 That farming vid is funny. Unfortunately, progs don't get humour.

Posted by: Accomack at October 08, 2024 08:52 PM (sSkke)

232 Had a screen door installed in the kennel. With the lows in the lower 60s, we can turn the air conditioners off and leave the door open.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

We have 2 more magnetic screens to place right now. We will not be able to use them in daylight hours for a while though... 82F for the low this morning.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 08, 2024 08:52 PM (DU3V9)

233 Notorious BFD, SpongeBro is forgiven all things.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 08:52 PM (I1GXe)

234 Natalie Winters
@nataliegwinters
MSNBC claims Trump is “frightened” of running against a “young, attractive black woman.”

-
They can’t be talking about Kamala because she is none of those things.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 08, 2024 08:53 PM (L/fGl)

235 85 There are 15.7 million Jews in the world and a billion ragheads trying to kill them.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 08:01 PM (I1GXe)
----
Are you saying we have to get rid of the ragheads wholesale?

Posted by: Ciampino - Raggedy Ahmed at October 08, 2024 08:53 PM (qfLjt)

236 Walz: “I think all of us know the Electoral College needs to go. We need a national popular vote but that's not the world we live in.”

Today tankdemon called for the elimination of Tim Walz from the ballot.

tankdemon: "I think all of us know Tim Walz needs to go. We need rational people in politics but that's not the world the Democrat Party Lives in."

Posted by: tankdemon at October 08, 2024 08:54 PM (in+I1)

237 Notorious BFD, SpongeBro is forgiven all things.

I laughed so hard at reading about that saga.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 08, 2024 08:54 PM (mH6SG)

238 @nataliegwinters
MSNBC claims Trump is “frightened” of running against a “young, attractive black woman.”

They can’t be talking about Kamala because she is none of those things.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I think she's a woman. Though definitely not a lady.

Posted by: one out of four ain't bad at October 08, 2024 08:55 PM (DgGvY)

239 Cat in tank?

From 13 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSBKZPNsK74

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 08:56 PM (rOxFH)

240 You guys...Jew lasers, as predicted ! "Rafael (Israeli Defense firm) to unveil short range laser defense for ground force..."

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2024 08:56 PM (V13WU)

241 For the ninth year we will gather shoot, eat and drink under the AoS banner.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 08:48 PM

Hoist the colors!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2024 08:56 PM (Wnv9h)

242 Walz: “I think all of us know the Electoral College needs to go. We need a national popular vote but that's not the world we live in.”

I imagine that you'll see some big blue states pull out of the Popular Vote Compact or whatever it's called PDQ if Trump pulls 50.1% nationally.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 08, 2024 08:56 PM (/y8xj)

243 Is Kamala a woman, let's not ask a Supreme Court justice

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 08:56 PM (rOxFH)

244 Pulp: "Babies"

Half of their songs are about sex, but not about sexual triumphs. They're usually these embarrassing, clumsy stories about people who have no idea what they're fumbling about with.

This song actually tells a story, parts of which are true, in this mock Johnny Cash way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38by00DGid0

Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 08:56 PM (KRtlO)

245 Here is a guy playing a 14 string guitar

/youtu.be/a_DNuT7J1wk

Posted by: Kindltot at October 08, 2024 08:57 PM (D7oie)

246 It's not just Kamala, look at her spouse. That should tell you much about who she is.

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2024 08:57 PM (V13WU)

247 Notorious BFD, I can not even begin to tell of the unbounding fun of MoMe .

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 08:58 PM (I1GXe)

248 She’s an angry black woman underneath all that asperger goofiness.

Posted by: Eromero at October 08, 2024 08:58 PM (LHPAg)

249 New York Post @nypost 3h
CBS’ Tony Dokoupil offers ‘regrets’ at teary staff meeting after grilling anti-Israel author
trib.al/FxCmi7s

Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando 3h
Before this is over with, Tony Dokoupil is gonna have to pay $20,000 to a “diversity coach” to come to his house and call him a racist a few times a week. Beautiful.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 08, 2024 08:58 PM (CEzQx)

250 227
Sounds like the Eastern ND & NW MN joke about how flat the Red River valley is. "If your dog runs away you can watch him leave for 3 days."

Posted by: mikeski at October 08, 2024 08:51 PM (DgGvY)
----
Funny how know the above joke about Saskatchewan.
Also Provincial Motto for Saskatchewan: Like North Dakota, only flatter.

Posted by: Ciampino - More Raggedy Mohammed at October 08, 2024 08:59 PM (qfLjt)

251 Jr in next room stumbled on 'Hogans Heros '
How I abhor 'laff traks'. So bad

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 08, 2024 08:59 PM (/6GbT)

252 Pulp's most famous song: Common People, about an upper-class woman who agrees to sleep with him because she wants to see how lower-class (common) people live.

The song is based in a real life story, but in reality, the woman turned him down flat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTMWgOduFM

Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 08:59 PM (KRtlO)

253 238 I think she's a woman. Though definitely not a lady.
Posted by: one out of four ain't bad at October 08, 2024 08:55 PM (DgGvY)

There were many evenings Kamala was a lady.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 08, 2024 09:00 PM (in+I1)

254 240 You guys...Jew lasers, as predicted ! "Rafael (Israeli Defense firm) to unveil short range laser defense for ground force..."
Posted by: runner at October 08, 2024 08:56 PM (V13WU)

Doesn’t count unless they are on sharks.

Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 09:00 PM (pZEOD)

255 239 Cat in tank?

From 13 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSBKZPNsK74
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 08:56 PM (rOxFH


That's excellent.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2024 09:00 PM (/P8AX)

256 That farming vid is funny. Unfortunately, progs don't get humour.
Posted by: Accomack at October 08, 2024 08:52 PM (sSkke)

The progs do derision really well. They own the culture. I wish we could do it as well.

Posted by: Guy with weird conspiracy theories at October 08, 2024 09:00 PM (OaRnr)

257 She’s an angry black woman underneath all that asperger goofiness.
Posted by: Eromero

I'm trying to figure out which 'black woman' you are referring to, as I haven't seen any ads with a Black Woman spouting gibberish.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 08, 2024 09:01 PM (DU3V9)

258 Here is a guy playing a 14 string guitar

Kinda looks more like a girl but still pretty amazing. I have all I can deal handle with 6 strings.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 08, 2024 09:01 PM (mH6SG)

259 William Shatner covered Common People, of course. His version is fantastic, but now I like the original. More? I don't know. It's a good song.

Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 09:01 PM (KRtlO)

260 240 You guys...Jew lasers, as predicted ! "Rafael (Israeli Defense firm) to unveil short range laser defense for ground force..."
Posted by: runner at October 08, 2024 08:56 PM (V13WU)

Doesn’t count unless they are on sharks.
Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 09:00 PM (pZEOD)

This lady gets it.

Posted by: Dr. Evil at October 08, 2024 09:01 PM (Aqu9a)

261 I know it's a bit in the future, but I sure hope we have Scary Halloween thread(s) !

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2024 09:02 PM (V13WU)

262 So. Dr Phil has been on his Merit channel on the ground in NC with Samaritan'a Purse and Starlink and many many volunteers who are working their tails off to help people.

Not a FEMA rep in sight.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 08, 2024 09:02 PM (uAy3h)

263
Sad to say, I ceased to be a social person a long time ago. No doubt every Hordian is a sterling person, but between my deafness and total lack of social skills, I'm afraid any MoMe would try me - and you - too much.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2024 09:02 PM (BkEzK)

264 Jr in next room stumbled on 'Hogans Heros '

"Who is this man!!!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 09:03 PM (rOxFH)

265 The William Shatner cover of Common People

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI3UfxyIdgs

Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 09:03 PM (KRtlO)

266 runner, the spiders in my barn are working on overtime.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 09:03 PM (I1GXe)

267 Notorious BFD, I can not even begin to tell of the unbounding fun of MoMe .
Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 08:58 PM

You have helped create an institution. Bravo, BH.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 08, 2024 09:04 PM (mH6SG)

268 247 Notorious BFD, I can not even begin to tell of the unbounding fun of MoMe .
Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 08:58 PM (I1GXe)

Concur. You've gotta go at least once, Notorious BFD.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 08, 2024 09:04 PM (OX9vb)

269 SOME BARN!

Posted by: Charlotte's Children at October 08, 2024 09:04 PM (Aqu9a)

270 259 William Shatner covered Common People, of course. His version is fantastic, but now I like the original. More? I don't know. It's a good song.
Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 09:01 PM (KRtlO)

I kind of assumed it was past your bedtime. You're never around at this hour.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 08, 2024 09:04 PM (in+I1)

271 Burn of the Week:

Ryan Grim @ryangrim 23h
Just out of curiosity if you actually could deport 20 million people who do you think is going to rebuild all the homes in Florida, North Carolina, and everywhere else?

Sean Davis @seanmdav 21h
“Just out of curiosity if you actually could stop slavery, who do you think is going to pick all the cotton?”

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 08, 2024 09:05 PM (CEzQx)

272 @nataliegwinters
MSNBC claims Trump is “frightened” of running against a “young, attractive black woman.”

Yeah, about that. President Trump would love, love, love to debate this woman one on one.

It would be hilarious. The Left knows this, but they insist on making these stupid assertions. "Ooh, Orange Man is ascared of the Stronk Womyn down with the Schtruggle!"

Bring it, you fooking idiots.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 08, 2024 09:05 PM (Ad8y9)

273 ace what do you think about the election?

Posted by: Guy with weird conspiracy theories at October 08, 2024 09:05 PM (OaRnr)

274 Speaking of William Shatner

With Shatner's encouragement, they thought about putting him into Enterprise as the "Mirror Mirror" Kirk.

Probably a good thing it never happened.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 09:05 PM (rOxFH)

275 Piper, ace has been offered an all expenses paid invitation for the last 5 years to NO avail.
Posted by: Ben Had at October

Ace! I understand there will be brownies AND bacon! And ponies!
Posted by: Piper
---
Perhaps if we added some of ace's favorite dishes to the menu, e.g., bone broth, hobo...

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 08, 2024 09:06 PM (EaPW0)

276 271 Burn of the Week:

Ryan Grim @ryangrim 23h
Just out of curiosity if you actually could deport 20 million people who do you think is going to rebuild all the homes in Florida, North Carolina, and everywhere else?

Sean Davis @seanmdav 21h
“Just out of curiosity if you actually could stop slavery, who do you think is going to pick all the cotton?”
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 08, 2024 09:05 PM (CEzQx)


I love that the left is so tone deaf. Just idiots.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 08, 2024 09:06 PM (/P8AX)

277 Hadrian you have been a ring steward at major events. The Horde is much better mannered.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 09:06 PM (I1GXe)

278 Longer version was better

Posted by: Accomack at October 08, 2024 09:08 PM (h0Ruf)

279 Ponies?

Polo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 09:08 PM (rOxFH)

280 275 bone broth I can do!

Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 09:08 PM (pZEOD)

281 Notorious BFD, I can not even begin to tell of the unbounding fun of MoMe .
Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 08:58 PM (I1GXe)

Concur. You've gotta go at least once, Notorious BFD.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
---
Yes. What Dash said.

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 08, 2024 09:09 PM (EaPW0)

282 Hadrian you have been a ring steward at major events. The Horde is much better mannered.
Posted by: Ben Had

And I suspect listening is optional as many wear earplugs and ear muffs...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 08, 2024 09:09 PM (DU3V9)

283 You've gotta go at least once, Notorious BFD.

I'd give almost anything to be there. Guess I'm just a tad past my expiration date for a big event like that. Cheers to all of you who will be able to attend.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 08, 2024 09:09 PM (mH6SG)

284 >>>278 Longer version was better

of the farm vid? I think probably but no one was watching it.

the short version does hit the punchlines faster.

Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 09:10 PM (KRtlO)

285 Doing this all wrong. Need to offer ace a three day fast and dehydration.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 09:10 PM (I1GXe)

286 Here is a guy playing a 14 string guitar
/youtu.be/a_DNuT7J1wk
Posted by: Kindltot

"Meh." - Steve Vai
https://youtu.be/46qjDJ0lLdE

"Whatever." - Michael Batio
https://youtu.be/jOjHhJd70f4

"Weak!" - Rick Nielsen
https://youtu.be/eki1VQ6ddPU

Posted by: mikeski at October 08, 2024 09:11 PM (DgGvY)

287 Doing this all wrong. Need to offer ace a three day fast and dehydration.

A messenger gift bag might sweeten the pot.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 08, 2024 09:12 PM (mH6SG)

288 And a candy-apple red Vespa?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 09:12 PM (rOxFH)

289 Ben Had , don't let them unionize!

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2024 09:13 PM (V13WU)

290 263
Sad to say, I ceased to be a social person a long time ago. No doubt every Hordian is a sterling person, but between my deafness and total lack of social skills, I'm afraid any MoMe would try me - and you - too much.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2024 09:02 PM (BkEzK
Depends , what are you charged with?

Posted by: Eromero at October 08, 2024 09:14 PM (LHPAg)

291 111 Maybe Mossad could be induced to run off a few thousand "bait Rolexes" with a quarter-ounce of C4 in them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2024 08:10 PM (Mq5fn)
----
You sadistic fiend you. You would deprive them of the ass-wiping hand?

Posted by: Ciampino - More Raggedy Mohammeds at October 08, 2024 09:14 PM (qfLjt)

292 >>>Piper, ace has been offered an all expenses paid invitation for the last 5 years to NO avail.

Posted by: Ben Had

>Rumor has it that Ace had a unforgettable encounter with Governor Kathy Hochul at a furry convention 5 years ago and he's just now coming around from his PTSD.

Get well, my friend.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 08, 2024 09:14 PM (fY84s)

293 Re: British Farming Dude

Bloomberg said it first: dig a hole, put a seed in the ground, cover the hole and water it. How hard can that be?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 08, 2024 09:14 PM (ZPJRu)

294 Before going out to vote, please remember that the winner of this election will be making the speech to commemorate the 250th Anniversary of the adaption of the Declaration of Independence.

Do you you really want Kamala cackling through a woke reinterpretation of the meaning of our republic to mark the event?

Posted by: tankdemon at October 08, 2024 09:14 PM (in+I1)

295 And a candy-apple red Vespa?

The offer of a pony wasn't enough?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 08, 2024 09:14 PM (mH6SG)

296 runner, three Morons in a conversation with 6 different opinions.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 09:14 PM (I1GXe)

297 Doing this all wrong. Need to offer ace a three day fast and dehydration.

A messenger gift bag might sweeten the pot.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 08, 2024 09:12 PM (mH6SG)

A primetime spot leading a master class on shelving installation and the use of reversible drills.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 08, 2024 09:14 PM (Aqu9a)

298 the short version does hit the punchlines faster.
Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 09:10 PM (KRtlO)

Punchline?

Posted by: Guy with weird conspiracy theories at October 08, 2024 09:15 PM (OaRnr)

299 You can tell who or how many watch the embeds? Wow, Ace@NSA
Maybe it's a language barrier or no puppies or penguins.

Posted by: Accomack at October 08, 2024 09:15 PM (Y6Ecf)

300
Depends , what are you charged with?
Posted by: Eromero at October 08, 2024 09:14 PM (LHPAg)

__________

Aggravated nebbishness

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2024 09:15 PM (BkEzK)

301 Two-thirds of each of the House and Senate, three-quarters of the state legislatures. Good luck with that.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I rule that it's a tax.

Posted by: Chief Juggalo John Roberts at October 08, 2024 09:16 PM (IG4Id)

302 Concur. You've gotta go at least once, Notorious BFD.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
---
Yes. What Dash said.
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 08, 2024 09:09 PM (EaPW0)

You must, if you can. It's killing me that I cannot be in Texas this year. The people I've met over the years have been amazing. I am an introvert by nature, but I've been to Texas, and two of WMD's CO Morondezvouseses (RIP, dear lady).

suck it up and be there if you can. You will not be disappointed.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 08, 2024 09:16 PM (Ad8y9)

303 287 Doing this all wrong. Need to offer ace a three day fast and dehydration.

A messenger gift bag might sweeten the pot.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 08, 2024 09:12 PM (mH6SG)

Has anybody thought to entice him with professionally installed shelving?

Posted by: tankdemon at October 08, 2024 09:16 PM (in+I1)

304 Lessons for Ace from the masters:

6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv Oct 7
#WATCH: Toronto Raptors players speaking French.

https://tinyurl.com/mvxzmwus
1:02 minutes; not bad, actually.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 08, 2024 09:17 PM (CEzQx)

305 And a candy-apple red Vespa?

The offer of a pony wasn't enough?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 08, 2024 09:14 PM (mH6SG)

Candy apple red? Since you asked . . .

https://youtu.be/9z5vC0-c6WM

Posted by: Robbin Thompson Band at October 08, 2024 09:17 PM (Aqu9a)

306
DeSantis on the Weather Channel about Milton. He sounds confident and prepared.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2024 09:17 PM (BkEzK)

307 WDS. You know what I meant.

Fat fingers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 08, 2024 09:17 PM (Ad8y9)

308 Went to a job fair today.
80% of the places I checked didn't need anyone.
WTF?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 08, 2024 09:18 PM (elaR+)

309 Ace, I know you have a like for the song Thunder Island.

Posted by: Guy with weird conspiracy theories at October 08, 2024 09:20 PM (OaRnr)

310

Governor Kay Ivey
@GovernorKayIvey
Ahead of Hurricane Milton’s landfall in Florida, here in Alabama, we are actively working to prepare various state assets to be on standby to quickly deploy to Florida, when needed.

I am praying for our neighbors in Florida. Know Alabama stands ready to help!

Memaw is ready to help! I think she has a crush on Ron.

Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 09:20 PM (pZEOD)

311 Went to a job fair today.
80% of the places I checked didn't need anyone.
WTF?
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 08, 2024 09:18 PM (elaR+)

That's like going to Wendy's and being told "yeah we're not cooking anything today. Sorry."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 08, 2024 09:21 PM (Ad8y9)

312 Longer version was better
Posted by: Accomack

The Paolo, how you say, hears this many times a day.

Posted by: The Paolo at October 08, 2024 09:22 PM (WXNFJ)

313 >> Government Sends Electric Chainsaws

They're also big on telling people to "go online" to look up info on resources and help. Some of the locals are even doing that.

The local talk station here, WORD, transmitter gets well into the NC mountains, and they figured officials would be ringing their phones off the hook telling what info to broadcast.

Nothing. They called and asked, what do you want us to broadcast. Nothing, but you can go online....

Posted by: Fred Sanford at October 08, 2024 09:23 PM (w6EFb)

314 286 Here is a guy playing a 14 string guitar
/youtu.be/a_DNuT7J1wk
Posted by: Kindltot

"Meh." - Steve Vai
https://youtu.be/46qjDJ0lLdE

"Whatever." - Michael Batio
https://youtu.be/jOjHhJd70f4

"Weak!" - Rick Nielsen
https://youtu.be/eki1VQ6ddPU
Posted by: mikeski at October 08, 2024 09:11 PM (DgGvY)

Pat Matheny scoffs.
http://tiny.cc/n2gpzz

Posted by: tankdemon at October 08, 2024 09:24 PM (in+I1)

315 >>>That's like going to Wendy's and being told "yeah we're not cooking anything today. Sorry."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories

>I went to Wendys once and business was so slow, Wendy shuttered the door and we went clubbing until the wee hours of the morn.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 08, 2024 09:24 PM (fY84s)

316 Went to a job fair today.
80% of the places I checked didn't need anyone.
WTF?
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale

That's like going to Wendy's and being told "yeah we're not cooking anything today. Sorry."
Posted by: Pug Mahon

"I'd like a cheeseburger and a Coke."

"Sir, this is a Wendy's."

"What."

Posted by: mikeski at October 08, 2024 09:25 PM (DgGvY)

317 Online. Bullshit, you get nothing and choke on it.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 09:25 PM (I1GXe)

318 Went to a job fair today.
80% of the places I checked didn't need anyone.
WTF?

HR just going through the motions and justifying their paychecks.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 08, 2024 09:26 PM (mH6SG)

319 Evenin’, All. Happy Hump Day Eve.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 09:26 PM (v6JzV)

320 127 Maybe Mossad could be induced to run off a few thousand "bait Rolexes" with a quarter-ounce of C4 in them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Each one of them will disarm someone, somewhere, sometime.
Posted by: Tonypete

ISWYDT...
And have to hand it to you...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Hey guys, watch this!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 08, 2024 08:14 PM (WXNFJ)
----
Digital watches?

Posted by: Ciampino - More Raggedy Mohammedans at October 08, 2024 09:26 PM (qfLjt)

321 286 Here is a guy playing a 14 string guitar
/youtu.be/a_DNuT7J1wk
Posted by: Kindltot

"Meh." - Steve Vai
https://youtu.be/46qjDJ0lLdE

"Whatever." - Michael Batio
https://youtu.be/jOjHhJd70f4

"Weak!" - Rick Nielsen
https://youtu.be/eki1VQ6ddPU
Posted by: mikeski at October 08, 2024 09:11 PM (DgGvY)

Pat Matheny scoffs.
http://tiny.cc/n2gpzz
Posted by: tankdemon at October 08, 2024 09:24 PM (in+I1)

Nobody needs more than 4 strings.
*strums My Dog Has Fleas*

Posted by: Bernie Sanders, Ukulele Virtuoso at October 08, 2024 09:26 PM (Aqu9a)

322 WDS. You know what I meant.

Fat fingers.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
---
I think WDS would have enjoyed that typo.

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 08, 2024 09:27 PM (EaPW0)

323 Ace is right about the bears being out of control. Just got 41 pics from one of the trail cams. Sow and 2 playful cubs this round. They have taken out 3 camera's so far this fall.

Posted by: scampydog at October 08, 2024 09:27 PM (41CYW)

324 I suppose I should figure out what I am going to teach in the weight / functional strength classes tomorrow.

Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 09:29 PM (pZEOD)

325 Pours out one for WDS.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 09:29 PM (I1GXe)

326 324 How to lift a full beer stein without spilling any.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 09:30 PM (v6JzV)

327 Piper, stall cleaning 101

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 09:30 PM (I1GXe)

328 Every time Trump pulls ahead significantly in the betting markets, a (scripted bullshit) "surprise" follows, and then he drops. Something to keep an eye on.

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 09:32 PM (lX8VI)

329 Hey, SiD. Hope all is well with you and yours.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 09:33 PM (v6JzV)

330 ...Sad to say, I ceased to be a social person a long time ago. No doubt every Hordian is a sterling person, but between my deafness and total lack of social skills, I'm afraid any MoMe would try me - and you - too much.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2024 09:02 PM (BkEzK)


I'm throwing the Bullshit Flag on the play.

As the *only* Moron who has broke bread over a table with Hadrian, I can attest.

He's a fine man. A Gentleman. Intelligent, insightful conversation, great sense of humor, engaging persona.

Hadrian, this is directly TO you, sir. You'd fit right in, and you'd have a GRAND time. Ain't too late, and it's only four hours n' change, up the road.

I'd be honored. WE would be honored, were you to spend some time at the Ranch. And I VOW, it is a venture you shall not regret.

*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 08, 2024 09:34 PM (kQgoX)

331 WDS. You know what I meant.

Fat fingers.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
---
I think WDS would have enjoyed that typo.
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 08, 2024 09:27 PM (EaPW0)

My Lord, she was a sweetie.

the Horde is something else.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 08, 2024 09:35 PM (Ad8y9)

332 *withdraws ONT Greetings*


.... ain't used to it bein' this dark out, this early.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 08, 2024 09:35 PM (kQgoX)

333 Funny 40k meme:

https://tinyurl.com/26nch45a

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 08, 2024 09:37 PM (CEzQx)

334 Milton... Ventusky.com...

https://www.ventusky.com/

Posted by: davidt at October 08, 2024 09:38 PM (i0F8b)

335 I want to see Maya Plisetskaya dance Bolero. She was perfect at age 50 and still dancing in 2017 age 89. Top that, Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: Eromero at October 08, 2024 09:39 PM (LHPAg)

336 Associated Fress @AssociatedFress Oct 6
In A Last Effort To Get Rid Of Him, Hezbollah Appoints Netanyahu As New Leader

https://tinyurl.com/3vab43da
photoshop

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 08, 2024 09:39 PM (CEzQx)

337 Hey, SiD. Hope all is well with you and yours.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
---
Yes. I finally finished picking up all the limbs from Helene and mowing the whole yard. I could have a pretty big bonfire. How are you?

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 08, 2024 09:39 PM (EaPW0)

338
In the last 10-15 years, we've become utterly dependent on cell phones and internet (of some kind), and you see how dependent that is on power. Power goes out, and comms go down quickly. You've got people out there without a clue about that.

If we were a serious nation any more, we'd be making these systems more robust and fault tolerant and try to ensure some emergency back up system could work in disasters like this.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 08, 2024 09:40 PM (w6EFb)

339 Ben Had, how are you sweetie.

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 09:40 PM (lX8VI)

340 Associated Fress @AssociatedFress 8h
Persian Airforce Readies For Incoming Israeli Assault

https://tinyurl.com/3percf4s

Reply:
https://tinyurl.com/3rvjnmnz

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 08, 2024 09:41 PM (CEzQx)

341 337 SiD, I am good. I’m seemingly on the verge of some part-time teaching jobs, which I would love.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 09:42 PM (v6JzV)

342
The cell towers lasted a few hours after the power went off that Friday morning. But then, once the battery backups on those went out, service degraded quickly. I could get no data at all, and text and voice degraded as well.

They've get generator trucks in for some towers, but they can't do that for all of them. Cell service out here didn't improve until they got the power on one of the main lines running out here to get a nearby tower back online.

If we're going to depend on these things, they need to make this system much more robust against power failure. And that will cost money, and need people who know what they're doing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 08, 2024 09:43 PM (w6EFb)

343 Every time Trump pulls ahead significantly in the betting markets, a (scripted bullshit) "surprise" follows, and then he drops. Something to keep an eye on.
Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 09:32 PM (lX8VI)

It's like they are keeping fake polls close enough for a plausible steal.

Posted by: Guy with weird conspiracy theories at October 08, 2024 09:43 PM (OaRnr)

344 I wish that I had joined the Horde many years before I actually did. It is a wonderful place.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 09:44 PM (v6JzV)

345 SiD, I am good. I’m seemingly on the verge of some part-time teaching jobs, which I would love.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
---
That's excellent! Teaching what, if I may ask?

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 08, 2024 09:45 PM (EaPW0)

346 343 Every time Trump pulls ahead significantly in the betting markets, a (scripted bullshit) "surprise" follows, and then he drops. Something to keep an eye on.
Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 09:32 PM (lX8VI)

It's like they are keeping fake polls close enough for a plausible steal.
Posted by: Guy with weird conspiracy theories at October 08, 2024 09:43 PM (OaRnr)
Exactly. They are true children of their father shaitan, father of lies.

Posted by: Eromero at October 08, 2024 09:45 PM (LHPAg)

347 runner my life is good because you are a part of it.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 09:45 PM (I1GXe)

348 If we were a serious nation any more, we'd be making these systems more robust and fault tolerant and try to ensure some emergency back up system could work in disasters like this.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 08, 2024 09:40 PM (w6EFb)

Some sort of Internet via HF radio maybe should be looked at. Use the same protocols as dial-up. You couldn't watch video or hear good audio, but you could send and receive e-mail, and do online banking, etc.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2024 09:45 PM (N4P8z)

349 I'll check with my vet. I can tell his eyes are bothering him. I could put anything in canned food and he'd eat it

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 08, 2024 09:46 PM (gfViB)

350 345 Anything, really. But my strengths would be English, history, and Russian.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 09:47 PM (v6JzV)

351 I wish that I had joined the Horde many years before I actually did. It is a wonderful place.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
---
Yep. I almost went to the TX MoMe in 2020, but chickened out. Wish I had gone. I'm a misfit everywhere I go except with the Horde. For me it's the island of (armed) misfit toys.

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 08, 2024 09:48 PM (EaPW0)

352 Some sort of Internet via HF radio maybe should be looked at. Use the same protocols as dial-up. You couldn't watch video or hear good audio, but you could send and receive e-mail, and do online banking, etc.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2024 09:45 PM (N4P8z)
Online banking? Come on, AOP. You know we’ll be back to barter in a new york minute.

Posted by: Eromero at October 08, 2024 09:48 PM (LHPAg)

353 338
In the last 10-15 years, we've become utterly dependent on cell phones and internet (of some kind), and you see how dependent that is on power. Power goes out, and comms go down quickly. You've got people out there without a clue about that.

If we were a serious nation any more, we'd be making these systems more robust and fault tolerant and try to ensure some emergency back up system could work in disasters like this.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Starlink really resolved this is NC and they made it work with older phones (FTE). You would understand this way more than me. I would love to go to Starlink for internet for my business, but it’s $140 month. We have a congestion charge here, too.

Considering my crush on Elon, you would think I would get some sort of discount.

Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 09:49 PM (pZEOD)

354 Pours out one for WDS.
Posted by: Ben Had

Our dear WDS read me the riot act a few years back at the MoMe for stretching the rules beyond all recognition during the strip Cribbage tourney. Apparently, one must lose before remove one's skivvies.

Who knew?

We made up and drank to excess. Miss you Sister!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 08, 2024 09:49 PM (WXNFJ)

355 To clarify, SiD, I think that I am a born teacher. Put a lesson plan before me, and I’m off!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 09:49 PM (v6JzV)

356 >> Starlink really resolved this is NC

Were they using the direct to cell thing? The latest satellites they've been launching have this were the damned satellite can act as a cell tower as it flies overheard.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 08, 2024 09:52 PM (w6EFb)

357 If we were a serious nation any more
Posted by: publius

Narrator: ""

Posted by: .....takes a lot to leave a narrator speechless at October 08, 2024 09:52 PM (DgGvY)

358 osted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 09:30 PM (v6JzV)

327 Piper, stall cleaning 101
Posted by: Ben Had at October 08

My specialty. But I don’t have stalls. Going with some Russian twists, various rows, flies, and ending with burpees. *evil laugh*

Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 09:53 PM (pZEOD)

359 To clarify, SiD, I think that I am a born teacher. Put a lesson plan before me, and I’m off!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
---
Sign me up for Fish Puns 101!

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 08, 2024 09:53 PM (EaPW0)

360 353 Piper and Elon, sittin’ in a tree…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 09:53 PM (v6JzV)

361 359 Done, SiD!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 09:55 PM (v6JzV)

362 To clarify, SiD, I think that I am a born teacher. Put a lesson plan before me, and I’m off!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
---
Sign me up for Fish Puns 101!
Posted by: screaming in digital

Spot on!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2024 09:55 PM (3pDo5)

363 358 ending with burpees

Seed planting? Well, I guess you’ve got to get your kale somewhere.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 09:58 PM (v6JzV)

364 >>> Posted by: Jim at October 08, 2024 09:34 PM (kQgoX)

Jim SND Johnson is right!

Also, the TX MoMee includes Dogs; therefore, it is Art.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 08, 2024 09:58 PM (FnneF)

365 ONT up

Posted by: Rex B at October 08, 2024 09:59 PM (592Pr)

366 NOOD ONT

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 08, 2024 09:59 PM (FnneF)

367 320 127 Maybe Mossad could be induced to run off a few thousand "bait Rolexes" with a quarter-ounce of C4 in them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Each one of them will disarm someone, somewhere, sometime.
Posted by: Tonypete

ISWYDT...
And have to hand it to you...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Hey guys, watch this!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 08, 2024 08:14 PM (WXNFJ)
----
Digital watches?
Posted by: Ciampino - More Raggedy Mohammedans at October 08, 2024 09:26 PM (qfLjt)

I can't seem to put my finger on the common element in these posts!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at October 08, 2024 09:59 PM (hOUT3)

368 I still remember how a couple were bewildered by my superior vocabulary. We are college graduates and he's a high school drop out. Why does he have such a superior vocabulary? I read books. A lot of books. They went to college and didn't read any books.

Posted by: Guy with weird conspiracy theories at October 08, 2024 10:00 PM (OaRnr)

369 The TXMOME was founded on the strength of lin-duh, Helena Handbasket, Stephen Price Blair Rancherbob and CowHorseQueen

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2024 10:01 PM (I1GXe)

370 Ace,
If you ever wanted to come out to the PNW meet up, we can make it so you're a lurker. Every year we have a couple or three that show up they are vetted, and maybe I'd be the only one who knew it was you, but you'd be welcomed with open arms and hang out for an afternoon in a beautiful state park and talk about books and movies and music and food and art and only a little politics, mostly
Local.

There's a frisbee and corn hole and one year we had those awesome steel tipped lawn darts.

Email me.

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