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Courtesy Hrothgar Here is the beautiful stray cat of my apartment complex. Her name is Nimbus due to her white with edging of light to dark gray. The tenants in the other apartments all know her name and have half-adopted her. But she is still a 'wild thing'. Last year when she was a kitten she snuck into the apartment and almost got to the stairs. She likes boiled eggs, shrimp, chicken, beef, pork, always hungry but always pretty. Nobody can tame her, yet she is always near. (She may be 'of the street' but she has not had a litter yet.) Tough to say no sometimes if you know what I mean. --A lovely cat. "Nobody can tame her" but they can pamper her. Thanks for sending in her story and the lovely photo. Here’s Fritz (the GSP) and Bertie (the English Setter.) They’ve been my buddies for the last 19 years. They are the bestest of good doggos. Fritz (the source of my nic) was literally the pick of the litter, I chose him out of the whelping box. Six years ago, on Oct. 13th, Fritz climbed up in my bed as I was reading and laid down next to me at 1:00. At 2:30 I felt his last heartbeat. He lived a good, happy life. Bertie joined us about six months earlier. Being a pup he didn’t pick up all that much from Fritz, but enough to be an equally great doggo.Thank you for sending in the great photos and wonderful stories about Fritz and Bertie. So sorry that you lost your great friend, Fritz. Happy that you still have Bertie. Momma Cat in reposeMomma Cat is great at relaxing. Hope she is feeling well. Encountered by Members of The Horde My Ring notification went off so naturally I assumed it was Amazon.An out-of-season visitor! Anybody have hurricane or fire visitors? If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is:Until next Saturday, have a great week! If you start feeling nostalgic, here a link to last week's Pet Thread, the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, October 5 Some special PetMoron stories and photos there. I closed the comments on this post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Wife set up a camera in the front yard to get an idea of what has been chowing down on her plants. So far, it's been one raccoon, one opossum and two deer (mother and baby).
Posted by: NR Pax at October 12, 2024 02:33 PM (lXCUP) 2
Happy Caturday and Pup-Kin month everyone
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2024 02:38 PM (fwDg9) 3
Meow...
Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at October 12, 2024 02:40 PM (NwpB6) Posted by: KT at October 12, 2024 02:47 PM (xekrU) 5
https://tinyurl.com/4tzkx9jc
This is one of our resident Broad Wing Hawks, perched on the sycamore right by deck. Also came home and got a picture of a vulture on a stump in front of the house. Expected a dead deer or something but didn't see anything. Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2024 02:48 PM (fwDg9) 6
I should put up my camera and see what eats here. I don't think there are dogs now. Jake is sometimes a bit freaked out when I take himout at night.
Everything is good here. Troubles come in for at least a few hours sleep. Creamsickle on the porch napping now. Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 12, 2024 02:48 PM (gfViB) 7
4 What great hosts you are!
Posted by: KT at October 12, 2024 02:47 PM (xekrU) Thanks. We live in a decent area of MD that is near farms and away from bigger cities. I'll have to submit a picture next week with one of our guest dogs trying to make friends with a feral cat. Posted by: NR Pax at October 12, 2024 02:52 PM (lXCUP) 8
That raccoon was trying to find a way into the house... speaking from experience. 😬
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 12, 2024 02:53 PM (eumwm) 9
*looks at time of post* *looks at watch*
Alright K.T. Put Ace's time machine back on his Mark-3 Shelving units. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 12, 2024 02:54 PM (O7YUW) 10
Well, I guess I miscalculated. Was doing my workout and the gardening thread came and went.
Anyway, saw Derak's reply. I plan to use manure next year and garden soil. Just planting tomatoes, green onions, lettuce, and okra. I'll still use companion plants and see what happens. Might plant more flowers and see if that attracts the good pollinators. Posted by: Prager's Pinups at October 12, 2024 03:01 PM (0eaVi) 11
Nimbus is gorgeous! Some cats aren't pets, just walking objets d'art.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Cat Slave at October 12, 2024 03:05 PM (kpS4V) 12
Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 12, 2024 02:54 PM
Looks like I might have to fix that. I thought the time had passed rather quickly. Heh. Posted by: KT at October 12, 2024 03:19 PM (xekrU) 13
Cat helps clean the window--and then creates a mess in the entire apartment.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 12, 2024 03:21 PM (CHHv1) 14
We have a sister in law who loves raccoons. They liveout on a dirt road in the outskirts of a city. She gets the day old bread from the bread outlet, and cheap pnb from Aldi, and she makes sandwiches for the raccoons. They line up outside their door and wait for supper, about 6 pm, every day. Now she is also feeding some possum and a skunk.
Did I mention that she is an ovo-lacto vegetarian? Doesn't eat any meat of any sort, believes in animal rights. She's kind of a nut, but she's our nut. Very kind and loving. And a conservative. Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 12, 2024 03:21 PM (1TzeS) 15
The captured feral cats have been fixed, recovered and returned. sauntering around then running back. Nothing chasing them, but acting like. Maybe it's the hawks circling overhead.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 12, 2024 03:26 PM (DsZ+K) 16
Nimbus is gorgeous.
Posted by: Yes, I Love To Dance, Just Never The Walz at October 12, 2024 03:27 PM (lAAta) 17
Fritz and Bernie look like great dogs.
Posted by: KT at October 12, 2024 03:28 PM (xekrU) 18
Sorry about Fritz.
Tons of beautiful pictures as always. I'm taking care of my friends' cats across the street. These are the ones going on an extended trip next year and I've already claimed Trumpy and Snowflake. So many cats and kittens. There's already a plan in place to have the older females fixed, already scheduled, and they've been finding homes for the kittens which are very beautiful. The family has 3 young daughters and they homeschool so the family was fine with the cats having kittens. And there's apparently a lot of people that want the cats. So fantastic. The cats know I'm feeding them. I go across the street and cats come out from everywhere. I'm a dog person but that's still pretty surreal. Last Saturday, like every Saturday night I'm taking care of them is 'Tuna Fish Saturday Night.' That made me very popular among the kittens who didn't really know me. Trumpy is doing very well indoors. And even Snowflake stayed for well over an hour once this week. The dog Ralphy is fine with them and Trumpy is even going up and rubbing against the dog occasionally. Very cute considering that's not our cat. Everyone have a happy week. Posted by: Stateless at October 12, 2024 03:29 PM (jvJvP) 19
Local news had quick story. Video of 100+ racoons at a ladies door. "But but I stopped feeding them!"
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 12, 2024 03:29 PM (DsZ+K) 20
Was anybody else getting "Vacation" vibes with Chevy Chase and Christie Brinkley from that first video? No? Just me? Never mind.
Posted by: Turn 2 at October 12, 2024 03:29 PM (JfxgE) 21
GSP = German Shorthaired Pointer
Posted by: KT at October 12, 2024 03:31 PM (xekrU) 22
>>> Local news had quick story. Video of 100+ racoons at a ladies door. "But but I stopped feeding them!"
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 12, 2024 03:29 PM (DsZ+K) ===== I heard about that on the top of the hour news radio. Apparently a pretty expensive price to resolve the problem, for the lady. Posted by: Turn 2 at October 12, 2024 03:33 PM (JfxgE) Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2024 03:33 PM (DGwDa) 24
Window washer is having a lot of fun with his cat helper
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 12, 2024 03:33 PM (OTdqV) 25
Critters!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 12, 2024 03:34 PM (2UnvF) 26
20 Was anybody else getting "Vacation" vibes with Chevy Chase and Christie Brinkley from that first video? No? Just me? Never mind.
Posted by: Turn 2 -- Absolutely. He looks exactly like Chevy Chase Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 12, 2024 03:39 PM (Wx316) 27
I like animals. Unless they’re sharks or grizlbears. Of course not many them in ETEX, thank goodness.
Posted by: Eromero at October 12, 2024 03:40 PM (o2ZRX) 28
I have this sense, and I always know when it is a good time to give a complacent cat a good slap to get his dander up.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 12, 2024 03:42 PM (bxmU0) 29
There is the funny scifi short story where aliens have communicated with Earth that their battlefleet will be landing so all these generals are all lined up at an airport where the landing is to take place but they wait and wait and no fleet. Meanwhile a large pet Labrador has found the (tiny) fleet in the grass and has eaten it. Always enjoyed that. Better than if they were giants.
Posted by: Ciampino - kitties are entertaining at October 12, 2024 03:42 PM (qfLjt) 30
I used to feed raccoons. It was fun. We'd feed them dog food on the porch. The little ones would get under the porch and reach up to grab the feet of the big ones when they ate.
We lived about a half mile from the transfer station. I learned that raccoons eat rats. We had no problems with rats when there. The people living there after us didn't feed them and had a rat problem when their dogs ran the raccoons off. Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 12, 2024 03:44 PM (gfViB) 31
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Also came home and got a picture of a vulture on a stump in front of the house. Expected a dead deer or something but didn't see anything. Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2024 02:48 PM (fwDg9) ---- Just keep your eye on the ones carrying knives and forks. (BBC Goon Show "The Case Of The Mummified Priest" ca 1950s-60s ) Posted by: Ciampino - kitties are loving at October 12, 2024 03:49 PM (qfLjt) 32
Anyone know Yiddish? "Mollyguyra" (rude misspelling), or referring to little critters plural.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 12, 2024 03:51 PM (DsZ+K) 33
I learned that raccoons eat rats.
I did not know that. Interesting. I read on the interwebs that possums eat ticks. If that is true, I now have a new profound respect for possums. Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at October 12, 2024 03:52 PM (NwpB6) 34
Nimbus has that slightly cross-eyed Siamese thing going on. Coloring, too. #GuessThatParentage
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 12, 2024 03:52 PM (w6EFb) 35
I read on the interwebs that possums eat ticks. If that is true, I now have a new profound respect for possums.
Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at October 12, 2024 03:52 PM (NwpB6) I've heard the same. Problem is, my otherwise very chill, sedate dogs keep killing the possums. Posted by: Anti Baby Hippo League at October 12, 2024 03:57 PM (+n72I) 36
scifi short story
Remember a EC comic with visitors from another world in radio contact landing. "We have landed in a lake of acid!" The waiting ground crew are stumped. "Now a horrible giant is eating our ship!" They had landed in a hot dog stand's sauerkraut jar, and put on a hot dog for one the ground crew! Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 12, 2024 03:58 PM (DsZ+K) 37
Great pictures! Thanks for sending them in, folks, and thanks also, KT, for handing this and all the threads which you do.
Here is a nice story from WA state about a heroic dog who saved his elderly owner by leading a deputy to owner and dog's remote cabin. From "Sunny Skyz" site: https://tinyurl.com/5c9mzrd8 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2024 03:58 PM (MQJVv) 38
So, we are moving to the boonies next Friday, and the dogs are gonna love it. Ruby will hate it at first, until she gets the lay of things, but they will both love the yard. I suspect they will avoid the hot tub, as they avoid all tubs.
DH bought me a Ruger 308 for if there are bears or moose in the yard going after the dogs. He loves me, he really loves me! The backyard is all garden, woodshop, greenhouse, and apple trees. Yay! And plenty of room for doggos to run. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 12, 2024 04:00 PM (sRfrW) 39
Problem is, my otherwise very chill, sedate dogs keep killing the possums.
Posted by: Anti Baby Hippo League at October 12, 2024 03:57 PM (+n72I) You wouldn't believe what those nasty possums said about the dogs' parentage... Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 12, 2024 04:01 PM (sRfrW) 40
Jake killed a baby possum. It kept coming in the front yard. First time he caught it, we got it away from him and it was still alive. Put it in the neighbor's yard but it came back. The third time he caught it, he managed to kill it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 12, 2024 04:11 PM (gfViB) 41
I always liked working with the opossums when I volunteered at the zoo. They basically grabbed onto me with all four feet and went to sleep.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 12, 2024 04:13 PM (lXCUP) 42
Ciampino's Rescue Kitties
Still accepting donations towards the unkindest cut of all There's another more extensive photo update #274 at the link. Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on "See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time. https://is.gd/WQ5JcT OR http://tinyurl.com/4pak97f6 /\_/\ ( o.o ) // ^ \ Thank you all for helping with the vet bills. Heartfelt thanks. Posted by: Ciampino - kittens are growing up, Unfortunately at October 12, 2024 04:14 PM (qfLjt) 43
By-Tor has dangerous porch pirates.
I am pretty sure they are wearing masks so they can steal the Amazon packages! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 12, 2024 04:16 PM (Q4Dc6) 44
Also came home and got a picture of a vulture on a stump in front of the house.
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2024 02:48 PM When the vultures are trying to eat dead trees, they are REALLY hungry! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 12, 2024 04:18 PM (Q4Dc6) 45
Also came home and got a picture of a vulture on a stump in front of the house.
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2024 02:48 PM When the vultures are trying to eat dead trees, they are REALLY hungry! Posted by: Pillage Idiot Either that, or its a vegan vulture! Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 12, 2024 04:19 PM (VNX3d) 46
Yay. Didn't sleep through the pet thread!
Some mighty fine looking pets today. Two doggie tales to relate. Last two morning walks, Daisy the overly energetic Malinois has managed to get into some burr bushes somewhere on our path. Little tiny burrs, but sharp as needles, difficult and painful to pluck off. First time was all over her vest and collar and in her ears. Second time, mercifully, was far less, on her back end and (ugh!) in her tail. Don't know which area she got them from, but I'd apply chemical warfare if I knew. Last several nights, Daisy has jumped up on her bed, barked madly at the bedroom window, run to the front door (out which I can see nothing) and furiously barked, then out the back door to the fenced yard to bark and howl some more. And she is loud!! Last night she had a barking fit reprise just after we were in bed. It was mercifully brief. Our mighty defender against shadows and bumps in the night. Ony the elderly black cat isn't showing her age. Demanding at feeding times, jumps up on the bed at night, and still lets Daisy know who's boss. Lets me know when the litter box needs service. Likes lap time, which is whenever I sit down. It's home. Posted by: mindful webworker - barking mad at October 12, 2024 04:19 PM (krClA) 47
I read on the interwebs that possums eat ticks. If that is true, I now have a new profound respect for possums.
Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at October 12, 2024 03:52 PM I have read that, and also read that turkeys eat ticks. I have lots of possums and turkeys at our farm. In the spring, I can sometimes look at the top of 100 tall stems and observe 95 ticks. I must have GenZ possums and turkeys ... they ain't doing their jobs! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 12, 2024 04:23 PM (Q4Dc6) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 12, 2024 04:23 PM (DsZ+K) 49
This is sad news. All 150 campers at the Toe river campground in NC died.
https://tinyurl.com/yeymsyyd Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 12, 2024 04:27 PM (gfViB) 50
Afternoon, pet folken,
Window washer is having a lot of fun with his cat helper Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 12, 2024 *** That cat looks much like my Stirling -- not long-haired, but with a thick plushy medium coat. Nimbus reminds me of two cats I've known. In looks she is much like Linda's Angelique, the probable Siberian who came up to me in a parking lot and jumped into my car, and when we got no answer to our "found cat" ad, became Linda's. In personality Nimbus is something like a bushy-tailed black cat who hung around L.'s door for something like two years. You couldn't get near her (him?), but she was eager for handouts. She'd wait until you went back inside and closed the screen door, then hurry down and eat. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 12, 2024 04:27 PM (omVj0) 51
Glad folks enjoyed the pics of Fritz and Bertie.
Thanks for the Pet thread. It's a great retreat from the dreary news of the week. Now off to walk Bertie. Posted by: Fritzy at October 12, 2024 04:28 PM (LM1wn) 52
Okay, Whistler's Dog is funny. It made me think someone should do The Scream but at seeing a scary dog.
Posted by: Ciampino - kittens are growing up at October 12, 2024 04:29 PM (qfLjt) 53
So the window cleaner and black assistant have a ginger supervisor.
Posted by: Ciampino - very nice pis today at October 12, 2024 04:31 PM (qfLjt) 54
The window washer video was cute, but made me just a little nostalgic. The black cat could be our dear old Ony. The orange cat looked like our little Godsend Charlie. They were good friends. It's been years but Charlie is still much missed.
That old video of Charlie (M) and Ony (F) https://bit.ly/male-and-female * Congratulations to tcn in AK on the move to the boonies. May your pets stay safe and close to home, be the hunters and not the hunted. Posted by: mindful webworker - cat man do at October 12, 2024 04:32 PM (krClA) 55
And in other feline news, little Dagny La Siberienne slept with me this afternoon. She wasn't there when I started my nap, but was up against my back when I woke up. After two years, she still surprises me when she displays what in another cat would be mild affection. For her, sleeping next to me is wild gushing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 12, 2024 04:32 PM (omVj0) 56
When Luna and I were out for our walk this morning the neighbor's dog came hurtling out of their yard. Scared me at first but I know he's friendly--just a little too exuberant. He followed us home and insisted on going into the back yard with us. THEN he discovered the lap pool and one of Luna's discarded beef rib bones.
His mom finally came and claimed him, but I predict next time he gets out he'll be making a beeline for our house. Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 12, 2024 04:35 PM (FEVMW) 57
Re: my story about the bushy-tailed black cat in No. 50: We suspected that she could be a feral descendant of Wolf, my big long-haired black cat. His "humans" used to let him roam outside before they abandoned him (and I adopted and altered him). We wondered if he'd spread some of his genes among the feral cats here. There seemed to be a lot of fluff-tailed ferals roaming around, more than you might expect.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 12, 2024 04:36 PM (omVj0) 58
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There's no understanding females. Posted by: Ciampino - I enjoyed the video at October 12, 2024 04:49 PM (qfLjt) 59
I'm having problems with my C key. It's a laptop unfortunately.
Posted by: Ciampino - read with caution at October 12, 2024 04:52 PM (qfLjt) 60
BTW, the driver dad dog eyeing the poodle is from a series of Subaru ads featuring the dog family. My two favorites are the dogs visiting the gas station and the one where the mom dog is parking the car in the garage with a tennis ball stopping guide.
https://tinyurl.com/bdfbu9aa https://tinyurl.com/yckypebz Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 12, 2024 04:53 PM (FEVMW) 61
Notsothoreau that is terrible news, did see Trump say hundreds missing and always hope it's all miss communication mostly.
Very sad. Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2024 04:53 PM (fwDg9) 62
I also think of all the animals that have died, pets and wild ones.
Posted by: Ciampino - lawyers getting ready to sue? at October 12, 2024 04:58 PM (qfLjt) 63
I'd seen the video from NC Outfitters earlier. Didn't want to hijack the thread but seemed important.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 12, 2024 05:02 PM (gfViB) 64
I saw a story about an 80 year old woman that was swept up in the flood. Her little dog drowned. She said she was pushed out to the middle and decided to swim. She said "I can swim and I swam out to the bank". She was rescued. They did find her dog's body. It was buried at her house and she said she is never leaving.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 12, 2024 05:10 PM (gfViB) 65
I'm having problems with my C key. It's a laptop unfortunately.
Posted by: Ciampino You may need to change your nic! Posted by: mindful webworker - if you kan at October 12, 2024 05:10 PM (krClA) 66
I’m still missing a friend from Saluda NC.
Posted by: Eromero at October 12, 2024 05:14 PM (o2ZRX) 67
Nimbus looks like our Kimba. Someone should trap Nimbus and have her fixed. Our outside girl kitties have been fixed. The vet docks one of their ears.
Posted by: Eskimo at October 12, 2024 05:16 PM (KgMfu) 68
Dagny is sprawled under my reading lamp on the end table to my left. It's getting close to the cats' dinnertime. Do you have a set time for feeding yours? I tend to shoot for 4:30 am and 5 pm on weekdays, about 5 and 4:30 on the weekends. This morning I woke earlier than I planned, and Stirling bounded in to greet me, hoping, no doubt, that breakfast would be earlier.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 12, 2024 05:19 PM (omVj0) 69
Come to think of it, I remember years ago spotting a raccoon in a tree near the pool just behind my block of apartments. In daylight, yet. He regarded me suspiciously; I didn't move, but neither did he; and at last I walked on. He was gone when I passed back later.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 12, 2024 05:22 PM (omVj0) 70
Well, my Indians (never Guardians) beat the Tigers today and play the Yankees for the ALCS starting Monday evening. WTG Lane Thomas on the grand slam that busted the game wide open. Yeet.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 12, 2024 05:22 PM (mH6SG) 71
Dagny is sprawled under my reading lamp on the end table to my left. It's getting close to the cats' dinnertime. Do you have a set time for feeding yours? I tend to shoot for 4:30 am and 5 pm on weekdays, about 5 and 4:30 on the weekends. This morning I woke earlier than I planned, and Stirling bounded in to greet me, hoping, no doubt, that breakfast would be earlier.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 12, 2024 05:19 PM (omVj0 Madison and Minnifer have a set time but they eat when I feed them, so it works out for me. Since I don’t have a set time to eat. Posted by: Eromero at October 12, 2024 05:25 PM (o2ZRX) 72
The hobby thread was there and now it's not. Mysterious!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 12, 2024 05:28 PM (2UnvF) 73
Lucy the Fink has kibble available all the time. She gets wet food in the evenings.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2024 05:30 PM (KZ/pl) 74
Thank you for the Pet Thread, KT.
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 12, 2024 05:32 PM (hoCmQ) 75
nurse, did you change Lucy's meds and is she doing better?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 12, 2024 05:32 PM (I1GXe) 76
Noodus hobbyana (?)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 12, 2024 05:33 PM (omVj0) 77
I have kibble out for the cats all the time. I usually put some wet food outin the morning. Troubles comes in at times to eat. I've been giving Creamsickle the canned cat food the two cats won't eat.
Jake gets canned food after we get back from the lake. Then he gets a Greenie. From there, he moves to begging every time we come in. He and Fanny get a few freeze dried minnows at bedtime. This has led Jake to try and convince me to go to bed at 7:30. Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 12, 2024 05:35 PM (gfViB) 78
Notsothoreau: they are predicting dysentery in NC, the water is still unfit to drink or wash bottles with
Posted by: Boulder Terlit Hobo at October 12, 2024 06:50 PM (dMI9a) 79
“…the mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came across - which happened to be the Earth - where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.”
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