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The Classical Saturday Morning Coffee Break & Prayer Revival

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Good morning Morons. Welcome to October. Before we get enter the prayer revival just a few housekeeping matters to go over> (Rulz for those of you in Escanaba)

1. This is an open thread. Feel free to lurk, opine and/or bloviate away.
2. Be kind, be nice and for heaven's sake, no jumping on the furniture.
3. Running with sharp objects is frowned upon. Seriously. It is.
4. Have a great weekend!

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AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

Please submit any prayer requests to me, “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo atsign hotmail dot com. Prayer
requests are generally removed after four weeks unless we receive an update.

Prayer Requests:
8/6 - LMD Outer Banker requested prayers for a son who is undergoing an experimental treatment for
chronic Lyme disease, which he has been battling for 25 years. He will be in a clinic abroad for about a
month.
8/31 Update – The son is on his way home. After one month of treatment, the tests appear to show he
is free of Lyme and its coinfections. For the first time in 15 years, he no longer has to take antibiotics.
Now the challenge is for his immune system to repair itself to be able to ward off future problems. The
clinic indicates that will take about 6 months of healthy eating and supplements. Thank you for your
prayers; LMD Outer Banker and family are crying in joy.
9/7 Update – Someone Else asked for more information about the clinic and location where this
treatment was possible, if LMD Outer Banker would be willing to post a comment with that information,
or let Annie’s Stew know so she can forward the information. Someone Else has a relative who has
suffered for years and was finally diagnosed with Lyme Disease. Someone Else’s relative also needs
prayers for healing.
9/14 Update – the Clinic is in Germany, under clinicum.st.georg. (The URL is https://www.klinik-st-
georg.de/en). It is extremely expensive. The son said for most of the people there it was life or death.
9/21 Update – CP offered to help with logistics of a Horde member needs to come to the clinic noted
here. He is stationed in Germany, within an hour of the clinic. He also knows people at the local U.S.
Consulate. He said he can’t promise speed, only friendly assistance and moral support. Contact Annie’s
Stew and she can help you get in contact with CP, if you are going to Germany for treatment.
8/23 – Grumpy and Recalcitrant requested continued prayers for J.J. Sefton. J.J. is feeling “not too bad,
all things considered”. His post-radiation/chemo MRI is scheduled for the first week of Sept, and this is
when he will find out where things are at, concerning his cancer. Please keep praying for complete
remission, recovery, and a return to good health.
9/24 Update – J.J. posted that his last MRI was negative, which means that he is essentially cancer-
free. He has just started a 6-week course of chemo maintenance with regular MRIs to monitor for any
recurrence, presumably for the rest of his life. All things considered, his doctors are very upbeat that this
could be longer than the standard prognosis. He sends his thanks again to everyone for their prayers
and messages of support.
9/28 Update – J.J. said he just finished the first month of maintenance. It is amazing that it’s just a pill
that he takes at bedtime, 5 straight days per month, for 6 months. Now he has 3 weeks of until the next
round, and an MRI in the coming weeks.
8/31 – Jewells45 sent an update. She started on Cyremza 2 weeks ago, and the only side effects are
really bad headaches and fatigue. She is praying this works.
9/7 Update – Jewells and her husband had a tough weekend. Jewells had a lesion on her leg that hurt
so bad she couldn’t walk, and her husband had to drive himself to the ER. He was unable to urinate, and
in terrible pain. The problem was related to his prostate.
9/21 Update – Jewells’ husband got another catheter put back in on Tuesday. On Wednesday, he was
very lethargic and barely responsive, so she called 911. It turned out his sodium was dangerously low. If

she’d waited, he probably would have had a seizure or slipped into a coma. He stayed at the hospital
overnight.
9/7 – Tonypete requested prayers for his lovely better half. She had an injury that resulted in 4-5 staples
in the back of her head. No permanent damage or serious injury, so they are thankful for that.
9/7 – Sal asked for continued prayers for Pooky’s girl, who is waiting for Lil’ Pooky to be induced (or not),
and prayers for her friend J, 80, who could use prayers for healing. J. tripped and face-planted on her
patio. She is home, but facing a longish recovery.
9/14 Update – Baby boy Pooky has arrived. Mom and baby are home.
9/7 – FenelonSpoke asked for prayers for healing for C, a member of her congregation, who is
undergoing cancer treatment (chemo right now). She has a positive attitude, but the chemo exhausts
her.
9/11 – Jmel asked for prayers for her sister, who was hospitalized, and sent thanks later in the day to
those who prayed. Her sister’s blood work is looking good.
9/14 – COMountainMarie had asked for prayers. She was diagnosed with breast cancer a couple of
weeks ago.
9/14 – MH sent a prayer of thanks for the fire fighters and first responders for tackling the dangerous
“Davis Fire” in Reno, NV this past week.
9/14 – Sal asked for prayers for E and her 100-year-old mother, who is being moved into a new care
facility this week, that the move will not be too difficult and that she will adjust well.
9/16 – Teresa in Fort Worth asked for prayers for her husband’s coworker, Chuck. He is a young family
man in his 40s who received a diagnosis of colon cancer a few months ago, and things are looking pretty
bad right now. He had been receiving chemo in preparation for surgery, but now the tumor(s) are
intertwined with other organs, so they cannot safely operate. He and his wife divorced a few months
before the diagnosis, but she is still helping him out. His two adolescent sons are having a hard time
adjusting to all the upheaval. Chuck is planning to sell his house so he can move in with his dad, who is in
bad health as well.
9/16 – notsothoreau asked for prayers for a woman from church, R, and her family. R just lost her son to
suicide. He left a wife and 3 kids behind. There were no warning signs and R is in shock.
9/17 – PA Dutchman asked for prayers for his sister, Lori, and her husband, Fred. Fred just learned that
he has stage 4 lung cancer and there is nothing doctors can do for him.
9/18 – “…” asked for prayers for a friend, “J”, who was injured in a hit and run. He is left with back pain
and his arm is numb.
9/19 – Erebus asked for prayers for mom, whose years of suffering from Alzheimer’s are almost over.

9/21 – Commissioner Hrothgar offered prayers up for former (and hopefully future) President Trump, to
keep him safe from harm and that the forces of evil arrayed against him and our country be made
ineffective and come to naught.
9/21 – Tonypete asked for prayers for the owner of a local diner, Michelle, and her family at the death
of her son due to addiction-related ailments.
9/21 – Matthew Kant Cipher asked for prayers for the soul of Alex and Alex’ surviving family. Alex was a
fine young man who coached MKC’s son’s youth baseball team for a few years. Alex died in a single
vehicle crash this week, leaving behind a pregnant wife and two stepchildren.
9/21 – FenelonSpoke requested prayers for her son, K, to get a job related to his major, which was
horticulture. He has been diligently sending out resumes from searches online, but hasn’t heard
anything yet. Also, prayers for other morons and ‘ettes looking for jobs.
9/21 – vmom stabby stabby stabby asked for prayers for a young mom who works at her dentist’s office,
who is battling a stage 3 brain tumor.
9/21 – RedMindBlueState requested prayers for C, a the two-and-a-half-year-old granddaughter of a
friend and fellow parishioner, who recently had a tumor removed from her spine.
9/23 – Lady in Black asked for prayers for her dad. He is 89 and has upcoming cataract surgery. The
cataracts are so bad, he is now legally blind. His surgery is 10/1 and he is very afraid and worried.
Prayers for his peace of mind, safety, and well-being during the surgery would be greatly appreciated.
9/27 – Joe Kidd would appreciate prayers for God’s tender mercies toward the soul of Joe’s older
brother Mike, who passed away on 9/26 from stomach cancer. Prayers for comfort toward his widow
Irene and adjust son Michael are also appreciated.
9/27 – Coelacanth asked for prayers for his son. In the last year, his son has been diagnosed with
fibromyalgia and another connective tissue disorder that can be severely limiting, and his most recent
job has a terribly toxic work environment. Despite this, the son has been pushing through. He has been
praying, but feels that God has abandoned him. The Horde’s prayers helped this son the last time;
please pray for him again.
9/28 – “Perfessor” Squirrel asked for prayers for a family of missionaries from his church, currently on
their way to Kenya to begin training Kenyans on how to engage in Christian missionary work in Africa.
The family includes the son-in-law, wife, and three small daughters of the pastor at the “Perfessor’s”
church. Prayers for their safety and success in their missionary work are appreciated.
9/28 – J.J. Sefton offered prayers for safety and a return to normalcy ASAP for those in and around the
area affected by Hurricane Helene.
9/28 – Tonypete requested prayers for his wife’s best buddy, Mike. Mike is on death’s door as a result of
bone cancer.
9/28 – mindful webworker welcomes prayers for minor surgery on his eyelid - for a successful snippage
and a quick recovery.

9/28 – Tacitus asked for prayers at the start of a new job. It’s a big step up.
9/30 – It’s me donna asked for prayers for her daughter. She has to have her thyroid removed because
of nodules. She is praying it’s not cancer.
For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the
prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. If you see a prayer request posted in
a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to Annie's Stew. She tries to keep up with
the requests in the threads, but she's not here all of the time, so she may not see it unless you e-mail it
to her. Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks or so unless we receive an
update.

2 Corinthians 4:8-9
We are troubled on every side, yet not distressed; we are perplexed, but not in despair, persecuted, but
not forsaken; cast down, but not destroyed.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:07 AM




Comments

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1 Good morning Mis Hum and Horde

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2024 08:10 AM (fwDg9)

2 st

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 05, 2024 08:10 AM (Q4IgG)

3 Tbodie surgery update:
Had the internal ablation surgery Friday a.m., all went well. Thank-you for your prayers.

I do now have a follow up prayer request. During surgery they found an external source of afib on an outer wall of my heart. This will require a second, different, procedure be done, possibly as early as Monday. Doc should be by later today to finalize plans.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at October 05, 2024 08:10 AM (9gQxM)

4 crap

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 05, 2024 08:11 AM (Q4IgG)

5 Besides dutifully called em

Having a coffee creamer crisis. Would seem small size coffee creamer is no longer available at store, only large size which I would waste most of it. Tried light cream but it's already going bad and have 1/4 left.

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2024 08:13 AM (fwDg9)

6 We pray that You Bless amd embrace those that need and deserve your blessing!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 05, 2024 08:14 AM (rOtXe)

7 brcc ak47

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 05, 2024 08:14 AM (gbOdA)

8
I do now have a follow up prayer request. During surgery they found an external source of afib on an outer wall of my heart. This will require a second, different, procedure be done, possibly as early as Monday. Doc should be by later today to finalize plans.
Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at October 05, 2024 08:10 AM (9gQxM)

My dad had something similar going on. Surgeons found something on his heart while they were in there fixing a valve. They booked him for an ablation after he was healed up from the valve repair. Go in, zzzzt, come home. No fuss. Everything better. Pretty amazing, really.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 05, 2024 08:14 AM (DDGz9)

9 Tried light cream but it's already going bad and have 1/4 left.
Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2024 08:13 AM (fwDg9)Tried light cream but it's already going bad and have 1/4 left.
Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2024 08:13 AM (fwDg9)


Solutions:
1) Drink moar coffee so you use up the cream faster;
2) Switch to Heavy Cream which usually comes in smaller quantities!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 05, 2024 08:17 AM (rOtXe)

10 Ah the coffee deprivation headache. I don't even get that any more and I suspect it's due to a constant level of caffeine in my bloodstream.

Oddly, I never got that when I was in Boot Camp but I suspect the stress filled environment gave me other things to focus on.

As for prayers: A while back, I'd asked for prayers to be sent for my mother in law who was getting biopsies done on a couple of masses on her chest. They both turned out to be non-cancerous and she has started radiation treatment at her local hospital.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 05, 2024 08:18 AM (lXCUP)

11 Solutions:
1) Drink moar coffee so you use up the cream faster;
2) Switch to Heavy Cream which usually comes in smaller quantities!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 05, 2024 08:17 AM (rOtXe)

3) Rationalize it that you're not paying $X for Y ounces of creamer. You're paying $X for the freedom and opportunity to use as much or as little of it as you choose before it goes bad.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 05, 2024 08:19 AM (DDGz9)

12 Good morning again dear morons with thanks to annie and mh and you for your prayers

Hashem is waiting for me to ask forgiveness from my fellow man before I could possibly ask for divine mercy, so please forgive me dear horde my trespasses and insults.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2024 08:20 AM (zG664)

13 Does anyplace still hand out those little single serving creamers? Like a large thimble size. I think the breakfast joints like Bob Evans, Shoney's, etc. used to.

Haven't used creamer in decades, so unsure if those little single serving things are still around.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 05, 2024 08:20 AM (Q4IgG)

14 so please forgive me dear horde my trespasses and insults.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2024 08:20 AM (zG664)

Trespasses?

*looks at toolbox*

So it was YOU who took all my 10mm sockets!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 05, 2024 08:21 AM (DDGz9)

15 Morning everyone. Prayers for the Horde and their loved ones in need.
A friend posted on Facebook complaints he heard from friends on NC. I chimed in about FEMA blocking private aid. Some leftist woman stated I was listening to nonsense and cited Apple News and a FEMA press release. A definite Harris voter

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 05, 2024 08:21 AM (yU8He)

16 Caffeine helps us get the energy needed to get ready for a nap

Posted by: Common Tater at October 05, 2024 08:21 AM (6F7eb)

17 Good morning good people. Continued prayers for all intentions - those requested and those known but to God.

Prayers requested for my wife's good buddy Mike - he is now on hospice care and will be going on to his reward very soon.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2024 08:23 AM (WXNFJ)

18 Hiya Skip

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 08:24 AM (QXQ4l)

19 Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 05, 2024 08:19 AM (DDGz9)

A worthy addition to the coffee solution!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 05, 2024 08:24 AM (rOtXe)

20 Tried light cream but it's already going bad and have 1/4 left.
Posted by: Skip

Skip, perhaps heavy cream or half and half? It's what I use and it seems to last.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2024 08:24 AM (WXNFJ)

21 16 Caffeine helps us get the energy needed to get ready for a nap
Posted by: Common Tater at October 05, 2024 08:21 AM (6F7eb)

Funny thing, when I was working from home I would occasionally take a nap after drinking coffee all morning. Now that I'm retired, no naps. And still lots of coffee consuming taking place

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 08:25 AM (QXQ4l)

22 En mi casa toman Bustelo!

Greetings from NC this AM. I hope we don't devolve into a toast-centric thread like last week. Even though I'm eating toast.

Posted by: Happy Harry at October 05, 2024 08:25 AM (CV8a5)

23 Local breakfast diners usually have those small creamer containers. At least, the ones I go to have them.

Posted by: dantesed at October 05, 2024 08:27 AM (Oy/m2)

24 Skip, cream will freeze just fine. Pour it an ice cube tray.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2024 08:27 AM (I1GXe)

25 Some people use canned Evaporated Milk in Coffee or Tea. I tend to prefer Half and Half, or forget it. Plus, with Gainzz always a factor, I tend to drink Coffee and Tea without anything

Posted by: Common Tater at October 05, 2024 08:27 AM (6F7eb)

26 5 Besides dutifully called em

Having a coffee creamer crisis. Would seem small size coffee creamer is no longer available at store, only large size which I would waste most of it. Tried light cream but it's already going bad and have 1/4 left.
Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2024 08:13 AM (fwDg9)

You can freeze heavy cream and milk.
Coffee creamer? I don't see why not.

Have you tried convenience store brand creamer. Here in the midwest Kwik Trip is a huge chain. They sell their own brand of creamer in 16oz bottles.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 08:28 AM (QXQ4l)

27 Every day when I get up I begin the 16 hour process of preparing for bed.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 05, 2024 08:28 AM (dg+HA)

28 I like bustelo a lot. Especially for stovetop/mokka pot.

Eight o clock is my go to for French press and legit espresso.

Buy my daily driver is the nespresso doohicky with the pods.

The work machine at the shop is a commercial Bunn that gets folgers. Which is fine and dandy for chugging through the work day.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 05, 2024 08:29 AM (DDGz9)

29 24 Skip, cream will freeze just fine. Pour it an ice cube tray.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2024 08:27 AM (I1GXe)

Like minds young person, like minds!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 08:29 AM (QXQ4l)

30 Prayers of thanksgiving are offered for my long time pal in Ashville. She and her family are safe but suffering as all residents are. Her son is a firefighter and working every waking hour to rescue and give aid to those that need it. S.'s business largely escaped flood damage but with no power or water she's had to let go all her staff so they are without income now to add to the misery.

Many dead and potable water not expected to come back online for 3 months or so.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2024 08:30 AM (WXNFJ)

31 Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 05, 2024 08:29 AM (DDGz9)

So when am I getting invited to spend the day with you and your outstanding liquids?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 08:30 AM (QXQ4l)

32 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2024 08:30 AM (u82oZ)

33 Hey, side benefit, you can see the looks on people's faces when you tell them you put ice cream in your coffee.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 05, 2024 08:30 AM (DDGz9)

34 I hope we don't devolve into a toast-centric thread like last week.

Hey! I refuse to apologize. Because I have No Regerts as a Toast Enthusiast.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 05, 2024 08:30 AM (6F7eb)

35 Mis Hum, a hearty good morning to you and the Fabulous.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2024 08:31 AM (I1GXe)

36 {{{Ben Had}}}

🐴 🎼 🎶 Good Morning! ♩ ♫ ♬ 🎶

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2024 08:31 AM (u82oZ)

37 Skip, look for the ultra-pasteurized half n' half
lasts for weeks in the fridge

Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2024 08:31 AM (/7KEl)

38 34 I hope we don't devolve into a toast-centric thread like last week.

Hey! I refuse to apologize. Because I have No Regerts as a Toast Enthusiast.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 05, 2024 08:30 AM (6F7eb)

As long as we don't have CBD joining our party telling us what we can and cannot put on our toast, American, French we will be fine.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 08:32 AM (QXQ4l)

39 Every day when I get up I begin the 16 hour process of preparing for bed.

LOL. This guy gets it.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 05, 2024 08:32 AM (6F7eb)

40 I know 10 minutes after I get up sure wish it was bedtime again

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2024 08:32 AM (fwDg9)

41 So many praying for our country and its revival. Everyday, here is one more prayer going up. And for you JJ.

Posted by: Hudson at October 05, 2024 08:33 AM (lxTf8)

42 Do those large coffee creamers go bad? I've never had that problem. Then again, I use a lot.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at October 05, 2024 08:33 AM (SfhV1)

43 35 Mis Hum, a hearty good morning to you and the Fabulous.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2024 08:31 AM (I1GXe)

Good morning.

We had a quick lunch with Moron Pete Seira yesterday.

When Mrs. HM got out of the car Pete says, "You must be the Fabulous".

She's a pretty damn good Trophy Wife I must brag.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 08:34 AM (QXQ4l)

44 A weekend with no one up in my grille for some dumbass reason. A rare occurrence, hope I didn't jinx it by saying that.

Next week is new tankless water heater time. The current one (gas) is showing no sign of distress but was 20 when we moved in 16 years ago. I misread the date originally and finally caught it during my yearly quick check. Do not want the mess associated with a failure so will spend the $6k to replace it. I already did the furnace 3 years ago so this will take care of the capital improvements.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at October 05, 2024 08:34 AM (hKoQL)

45 Having a coffee creamer crisis. Would seem small size coffee creamer is no longer available at store, only large size which I would waste most of it. Tried light cream but it's already going bad and have 1/4 left.
Posted by: Skip

Try ultra pasteurized half and half.

Posted by: Tuna at October 05, 2024 08:34 AM (oaGWv)

46 I just filled out a “ health questionnaire”. Is it right to regard Metamucil and a vitamin tablet as a “ serving of vegetables” ?

Posted by: Fenderbender at October 05, 2024 08:34 AM (r72iY)

47 Many dead and potable water not expected to come back online for 3 months or so.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2024 08:30 AM (WXNFJ)


If the reports about FEMA are true, they have blood on their hands. I can't imagine the misery down there.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at October 05, 2024 08:35 AM (SfhV1)

48 Drink Texas pecan flavored coffee and you will need nothing else.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2024 08:35 AM (I1GXe)

49 Years ago an Ette, I believe, made the observation one morning that she had too much blood in her caffeine stream.

I stole that one.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at October 05, 2024 08:35 AM (9gQxM)

50 Prayers ascending for the Horde and their loved ones in need.

And a special prayer for those recovering from the baleful effects of a hurricane and esp. the lame and gay Governmental efforts for control and submission.

May your fall bonfires lit the path of Freedom.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2024 08:35 AM (u82oZ)

51 I hope we don't devolve into a toast-centric thread like last week.

We need common sense toast control!!

*Yeah toast!*

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2024 08:35 AM (WXNFJ)

52 46 I just filled out a “ health questionnaire”. Is it right to regard Metamucil and a vitamin tablet as a “ serving of vegetables” ?
Posted by: Fenderbender at October 05, 2024 08:34 AM (r72iY)

As long as you paste a little ketchup on that tablet you're set!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 08:35 AM (QXQ4l)

53 When my regime comes back into power, Pumpkin Spice creamers will be outlawed and it's disciples and adherents will be tortured, shot, and sent to the Russian Front.

Posted by: General Burkhalter at October 05, 2024 08:37 AM (CV8a5)

54 Misanthropic Humanitarian

There is no doubt you have a fabulous wife, and a marriage that others admire. You married well, and maintained even better.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2024 08:37 AM (u82oZ)

55 48 Drink Texas pecan flavored coffee and you will need nothing else.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2024 08:35 AM (I1GXe)

The mid-kid said something to the same effect about New Mexico Pinyon(?) coffee.

I didn't like it. I just want dark black coffee as is the condition of my soul and heart.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 08:37 AM (QXQ4l)

56 Just finished a piece of toast, some bacon and an egg. My coffee cup is empty tho'. BBL

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 05, 2024 08:37 AM (Q4IgG)

57 NaCly, dearest. Good Morning !

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2024 08:37 AM (I1GXe)

58 Hashem is waiting for me to ask forgiveness from my fellow man before I could possibly ask for divine mercy, so please forgive me dear horde my trespasses and insults.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2024 08:20 AM (zG664)


You have been nothing but lovely here in this little community.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at October 05, 2024 08:38 AM (SfhV1)

59 Heavy cream in coffee is the best. I forced myself to break the habit a few month ago in an effort to cut out extra calories, but I really miss it sometimes.

Part of me wants to grab my radio gear and head up into the hills this morning, but the other part of me says I should take it easy. I've felt "off" for a few days and I went to the doctor on Tuesday because I was feeling light headed. Everything came back fine, and sometimes I feel OK, but other times I just am not sure. Meh, guess I'll keep going until I either (a) feel better, (b) have more definitive symptoms, or (c) suddenly keel over dead.

Posted by: PabloD at October 05, 2024 08:38 AM (1yZeG)

60 >Just finished a piece of toast, some bacon and an egg.
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what kind of toast

Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2024 08:39 AM (/7KEl)

61 There is no doubt you have a fabulous wife, and a marriage that others admire. You married well, and maintained even better.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2024 08:37 AM (u82oZ)

In all honesty Salty.

If it weren't for her, you and my other Horde friends would have never got to know me. And I'm thankful for that.

Looking forward to seeing you in TX

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 08:39 AM (QXQ4l)

62 As a point of order, I should like to set the record straight.

Last week I kicked it off by talking about English muffins and the difficulty some have with understanding how to prepare properly.

Arguably, English muffin is Not Toast At All, rather a distinct subspecies, perhaps

Posted by: Common Tater at October 05, 2024 08:40 AM (6F7eb)

63 I have a sea shanty stuck in my head. Odd.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at October 05, 2024 08:40 AM (SfhV1)

64 Hashem is waiting for me to ask forgiveness from my fellow man before I could possibly ask for divine mercy, so please forgive me dear horde my trespasses and insults.

Posted by: San Franpsycho

Saints have a notorious past. Sinners have a glorious future if they so choose.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2024 08:40 AM (WXNFJ)

65 You can buy those small creamers but I don't recommend it. They don't seal well. I hate ultrapasteurized anything. Real cream lasts for weeks, as does real milk. I'd recommend heavy cream. I do use evaporated milk in tea. I've also used powdered cream but it doesn't blend well

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 05, 2024 08:40 AM (gfViB)

66
Bacon, huh
that starts with a B
and that rhymes with T
and that stands for toast

Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2024 08:41 AM (/7KEl)

67 “ Then you will call, and the Lord will answer;
you will cry for help, and he will say: Here am I.”

Isaiah 58:9

Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2024 08:41 AM (sTg9F)

68 Prayers for all.

Posted by: Mick at October 05, 2024 08:43 AM (KOTG6)

69 The small size creamers sometimes went bad before I got through the whole bottle. I only put in about a tablespoon in first cup, refills don't add any.

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2024 08:43 AM (fwDg9)

70 Also, prayers requested for our dear daughter and safe traveling today. We haven't seen her in a year and she is driving 500 miles to get here. She was unaware that the roads are shit due to Helene and the direct route has been washed away. This is the young woman that had two farm pigs as pets in her house.

We love her, of course, but wow.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2024 08:44 AM (WXNFJ)

71 Heavy cream in coffee is the best

This is incorrect and feel compelled to vehemently protest in the strongest possible terms. Milk is too thin. Cream is too thick. Half and Half is just right.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 05, 2024 08:44 AM (6F7eb)

72 > Just finished a piece of toast, some bacon and an egg.
---

what kind of toast
------
buttered

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 05, 2024 08:45 AM (Q4IgG)

73 69 The small size creamers sometimes went bad before I got through the whole bottle. I only put in about a tablespoon in first cup, refills don't add any.
Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2024 08:43 AM (fwDg9)

Looks like you are a candidate for the powder creamer.

Or freeze the liquid creamer Skip

Sorry.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 08:45 AM (QXQ4l)

74 If you buy heavy cream, you csn mske your own half and half

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 05, 2024 08:46 AM (gfViB)

75 71 Heavy cream in coffee is the best

This is incorrect and feel compelled to vehemently protest in the strongest possible terms. Milk is too thin. Cream is too thick. Half and Half is just right.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 05, 2024 08:44 AM (6F7eb)

Ha, I laugh at that.

Fresh milk from the bulk tank right after the morning milking.

Now that's whole milk.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 08:46 AM (QXQ4l)

76 Arguably, English muffin is Not Toast At All, rather a distinct subspecies, perhaps
Posted by: Common Tater

Is an open-faced sandwich truly a sandwich at all?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2024 08:46 AM (WXNFJ)

77 >what kind of toast
------
buttered

----

no
white, whole wheat, brioche, multigrain?

Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2024 08:46 AM (/7KEl)

78 I just looked up Doctor Ezekiel Emmanuel on wiki. He is currently age 67. I guess he won’t volunteer for Soylent Green until 2032. By then, I suspect we might have Soylent Green processing centers.

Posted by: Fenderbender at October 05, 2024 08:48 AM (r72iY)

79 Our newish snazzy coffee brewer wanted to be "descaled". So-

I descaled the demanding bitch.

Did it make a difference?

Surprisingly, it did. Enhancing all those crazy little coffee notes (Mexican cheese!) that you coffee maniacs crave and enjoy.

So, there's your upside.

I'm not interested in "smart" appliances that connect to the internet, but I would buy the hell out of "smart" appliances that conduct their own maintenance.

Make it so corporate America, ci vu plait!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 05, 2024 08:48 AM (eDfFs)

80 We love her, of course, but wow.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2024 08:44 AM (WXNFJ)


LOL. Prayers for safe travels and a happy reunion.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at October 05, 2024 08:48 AM (SfhV1)

81 We got a keurig a few weeks ago because we were going through too much coffee (wasting a bunch). After going through the novelty part playing with it we really did cease wasting coffee by over brewing. The taste is still there, thankfully.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at October 05, 2024 08:49 AM (hKoQL)

82 Time to maintain my own marriage with chore completion.

Have a wonderful day, everyone.

May you lead programed children away from degenerate schooling by being a strong example of what an American can be.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2024 08:49 AM (u82oZ)

83 Half and half? Bah, an adulterated, bastardized version of the one and only true additive to coffee! Why not just add water and be done with it?

J/k. I put French vanilla Coffee Mate in my morning cup for nearly two decades before it hit me - I've probably consumed a tanker truck's worth of this crap over my lifetime, and that can't be good...

Posted by: PabloD at October 05, 2024 08:49 AM (1yZeG)

84 Lord hear our prayers. Comfort and heal those in need. Forgive me for the anger that lies upon my heart. Remove the roadblocks and confound the efforts of those who are creating obstacles to aide those who are suffering from Helen.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at October 05, 2024 08:50 AM (t+RiP)

85 >Arguably, English muffin is Not Toast At All, rather a distinct subspecies, perhaps
---

right, because everyone knows the one word 'toast' means a slice of bread, toasted

whereas people say 'a toasted bagel' or 'a toasted English muffin' to be definitive

Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2024 08:50 AM (/7KEl)

86 we really did cease wasting coffee by over brewing.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA

Overbrewing? Wasting?

What is this of what you speak?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2024 08:51 AM (WXNFJ)

87 Nothing beats a moewthful of our Haitian vudou-brewed coffee with fresh reasonably priced, low pulp, salted, 10% less hair cat milk.

Posted by: Chef Bongou at October 05, 2024 08:52 AM (H4fAp)

88 Morning morons. Thanks Annie and Mishum. Saturday morning has become my attitude adjustment. Lord knows I need it.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at October 05, 2024 08:52 AM (t+RiP)

89 I used to put some coffee in my sugar.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2024 08:52 AM (I1GXe)

90 > what kind of toast
------
buttered

----

no
white, whole wheat, brioche, multigrain?
------
oh... *snickers* white. My wife buys this keto brand of bread and the white is "close" to regular bread. The whole wheat or multigrain is really, really dry.... even with butter.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 05, 2024 08:53 AM (Q4IgG)

91 Was getting Natural Bliss creamer, seems to not be available anymore.

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2024 08:54 AM (fwDg9)

92 Lord hear our prayers. Comfort and heal those in need. Forgive me for the anger that lies upon my heart. Remove the roadblocks and confound the efforts of those who are creating obstacles to aide those who are suffering from Helen.
Posted by: Sock Monkey *
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Amen.

And mornin' dear Horde. I missed y'all last Saturday morning. #2weeks from today, Lord willing, I'll be in Corsicana with many of you.

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 05, 2024 08:54 AM (EaPW0)

93 Dear GOD,
Please grant comfort to families suffering worry snd despair over relatives missing after the hurricane damage. Give the searchers and rescuers sharp eyes and gentle hands, guide them to any victims’ location. Supply survivors with medical treatment and nourishment, place them in safe shelters. Return them to their loved ones.in Christ’s name.
Amen.

Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2024 08:54 AM (tbeQI)

94 Keurig will spoil you - you thought you would be disciplined and “save money”.

Yeah, no. Those little bastards are tasty, and within a few days knocking them out like clockwork and later, you will soon be bouncing off the walls

Posted by: Common Tater at October 05, 2024 08:55 AM (6F7eb)

95 Amen.

Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2024 08:54 AM (tbeQI)


Amen.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at October 05, 2024 08:55 AM (SfhV1)

96 screaming in digital and all the rest of you heading to Corsicana, we are SO ready to see you all.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2024 08:56 AM (I1GXe)

97 88 Morning morons. Thanks Annie and Mishum. Saturday morning has become my attitude adjustment. Lord knows I need it.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at October 05, 2024 08:52 AM (t+RiP)


So now I am an attitude adjustment giver other than being just a giver?

Wow.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 08:56 AM (QXQ4l)

98 "I used to put some coffee in my sugar."
----Ben Had


My dad used to drink his coffee like that. When he finished (he used a big, clear glass beer stein), there was a half inch layer of leftover sugar at the bottom of the glass.
Heh.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 05, 2024 08:56 AM (3AwA+)

99 Good morning! Yessir, real cream in the coffee cup before the java goes in. Just enough to cover the bottom of the cup. Then hot, dark coffee. Ruta Maya, Ethiopian Yirgacheffe, or Tanzanian teaberry are all acceptable.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 05, 2024 08:56 AM (3Ope8)

100 Eromero, Amen. A prayer that your friend and his family are safe and well.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2024 08:57 AM (I1GXe)

101 Ruta Maya, Ethiopian Yirgacheffe, or Tanzanian teaberry are all acceptable.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 05, 2024 08:56 AM (3Ope


Ashamed to admit I just dump in some Folgers.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at October 05, 2024 08:58 AM (SfhV1)

102 98 "I used to put some coffee in my sugar."
----Ben Had


My dad used to drink his coffee like that. When he finished (he used a big, clear glass beer stein), there was a half inch layer of leftover sugar at the bottom of the glass.
Heh.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 05, 2024 08:56 AM (3AwA+)

The Fab never drank coffee until hanging with me.
I also converted her from a "Well done" steak eater to a "Medium" steak eater. And she loves Zappa.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 08:58 AM (QXQ4l)

103 If the reports about FEMA are true, they have blood on their hands. I can't imagine the misery down there.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at October 05, 2024 08:35 AM (SfhV1)

Frank Luntz (ha!! Of course) is posting on twitter messages from the government telling people not to say Bad Things about the nice people at FEMA who only want to help.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2024 08:58 AM (S6gqv)

104 Justin Rhodes had their farm destroyed:

https://tinyurl.com/yc82h8hs

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 05, 2024 08:59 AM (gfViB)

105 Ashamed to admit I just dump in some Folgers.

Beaumont Coffe Classic Roast from Aldi is the daily grind here. The good stuff is saved for the weekends and when the granddaughters are here.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 05, 2024 09:00 AM (3Ope8)

106
Remember, O most gracious Virgin Mary,
that never was it known that anyone who fled to your protection, implored your help, or sought your intercession, was left unaided.

Inspired by this confidence, I fly unto you, O Virgin of virgins, my Mother. To you do I come, before you I stand, sinful and sorrowful.

O Mother of the Word Incarnate, despise not my petitions, but in your mercy, hear and answer me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2024 09:00 AM (BkEzK)

107
May the Lord heal the afflicted and give comfort and strength to those who suffer with them.

And thank you all again for the ongoing love and support.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2024 09:01 AM (x0n13)

108 Anybody have the Brewers advancing out of the Wild Card round? Well, yeah....

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at October 05, 2024 09:02 AM (SfhV1)

109
While I don't want to drink asphalt or colored hot water, I'm afraid I'm not terribly picky. I just drink Kirkland Dark Roast.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2024 09:02 AM (BkEzK)

110
A few years ago I took a handed down Betty Crocker cookbook and examined the recipe for ice cream. Using some math I estimated the fat percentage of whole milk and the cream used in the recipe. I then took a look at the percentage fat in half and half and it was nearly exactly the same.

So I am sure you can freeze half and half without degradation.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 05, 2024 09:03 AM (RKVpM)

111 PabloD--

Do you think it could be allergies? We are having a super heavy pollen year because of higher than normal amounts of rain and lower than normal summer temperatures (i.e., no 100-degree days). Lots of people who don't usually notice pollen levels are having symptoms this year. When my allergies are really bad I can feel kind of lightheaded and even a little achy.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 05, 2024 09:03 AM (FEVMW)

112 Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 09:03 AM (llXky)

113 While I don't want to drink asphalt or colored hot water


It's 'hot water of color'.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at October 05, 2024 09:03 AM (SfhV1)

114
Ashamed to admit I just dump in some Folgers.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at October 05, 2024 08:58 AM (SfhV1)

In an attempt to keep my BP numbers sane, we use Folger's Half Caf after our 2nd pot. The first 2 are dark roast.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 09:05 AM (QXQ4l)

115
Remember, the Mystery Click at top is a selection from The 200 Classical Music Pieces Every Moron and 'Ette Should Know. Mis Hum is kind enough to add this. Tip 'o the hat to him.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2024 09:05 AM (BkEzK)

116 Just got the word that a family members cancer is gone. That makes two of us the Lord has healed. With Him all things are possible. Never lose hope, He will show you the way.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2024 09:05 AM (sTg9F)

117 Art Rondelet - it's not allergies; at least, I have no reason to believe it is. I usually have a brief bout with pollen in the spring, but a week's worth of Zyrtec knocks it down for the year.

Posted by: PabloD at October 05, 2024 09:06 AM (1yZeG)

118 O Mother of the Word Incarnate, despise not my petitions, but in your mercy, hear and answer me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2024 09:00 AM (BkEzK)
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Amen!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 09:06 AM (llXky)

119 (Rulz for those of you in Escanaba)


heh

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at October 05, 2024 09:06 AM (SfhV1)

120 I bought a Keurig for the home office and a handful of the reusable pod baskets. Very pleased with the performance and it only occasionally asks to be de-scaled.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 05, 2024 09:06 AM (3Ope8)

121 Posted by: grammie winger - cheeseheadFIB wannabe at October 05, 2024 09:02 AM (SfhV1)

Cut it out young lady.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 09:06 AM (QXQ4l)

122 So now I am an attitude adjustment giver other than being just a giver?

From the very first time I stumbled upon this place seven years ago during one of my all nighters with the Paterfamilias.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at October 05, 2024 09:07 AM (t+RiP)

123 If it weren't for her, you and my other Horde friends would have never got to know me. And I'm thankful for that.

Looking forward to seeing you in TX
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
---
Dear Mis Hum, we are all thankful for that. Hope to see you soon.

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 05, 2024 09:07 AM (EaPW0)

124 I'm late with this, but I certainly hope everyone on the prayer list gets to feeling more groovy, very very soon

Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2024 09:07 AM (/7KEl)

125 Good morning.

I was raised in a traditional midwestern family ethic where it was considered impolite to eat toast outside of the privacy of your own bedroom. And heaven forbid openly discussing your toastual preferences openly with strangers. How far we have fallen as a nation...

Posted by: muldoon at October 05, 2024 09:07 AM (uCfKO)

126
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 05, 2024 09:07 AM (EaPW0)

Thank you SID

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 09:08 AM (QXQ4l)

127 The feast day for Our Lady of Victory is on Monday, Oct. 7, the anniversary of the Christian victory at Lepanto. Even if you're not a Catholic, it is a day that should be remembered as we find ourselves once more under attack by powers of evil.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 09:08 AM (llXky)

128 I must like 'openly', I said it twice.

Posted by: muldoon at October 05, 2024 09:08 AM (uCfKO)

129 I read somewhere that the really “correct” ratio for really good Ice Cream is more than Half and Half, yet less than heavy cream. Half and Half alone will make a pretty good Ice Cream though.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 05, 2024 09:10 AM (6F7eb)

130 I must like 'openly', I said it twice.
Posted by: muldoon at October 05, 2024 09:08 AM (uCfKO)
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I'm here for you!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at October 05, 2024 09:10 AM (llXky)

131 > I bought a Keurig for the home office and a handful of the reusable pod baskets. Very pleased with the performance and it only occasionally asks to be de-scaled.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
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How do you like the reusable pod baskets? We had a couple years ago and they didn't work very well. Have they improved?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 05, 2024 09:11 AM (Q4IgG)

132
8 am line in Butler, PA:

https://is.gd/08yt03

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 05, 2024 09:11 AM (RKVpM)

133 My cat has informed me that we have shifted from "sprawl across the couch" season to "curl up on my lap on a blanket" season.

One of the many things I love about fall.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 09:12 AM (llXky)

134 Happy Saturday! Prayers for the horde, and for those hit by hurricane Helene. Think once the 'dust settles' there are going to be some heartbreaking and nightmarish stories. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2024 09:13 AM (scDBq)

135 >>Just got the word that a family members cancer is gone. That makes two of us the Lord has healed. With Him all things are possible. Never lose hope, He will show you the way.


Excellent news, Marcus T!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2024 09:14 AM (scDBq)

136 I haven't seen Cat Ass Trophy for quite a spell. Is he avoiding election season threads?

Posted by: muldoon at October 05, 2024 09:15 AM (uCfKO)

137 I had a middle class upbringing. Back then, a piece of toast was just plain white bread. You didn't know who sliced it, you didn't WANT to know who sliced it. You just put a slice of bread in the slot and pushed the thing down. A minute later you had toast. You just put it on your plate and didn't think about it. It was toast.

Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2024 09:15 AM (/7KEl)

138 131 > I bought a Keurig for the home office and a handful of the reusable pod baskets. Very pleased with the performance and it only occasionally asks to be de-scaled.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
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How do you like the reusable pod baskets? We had a couple years ago and they didn't work very well. Have they improved?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 05, 2024 09:11 AM (Q4IgG)




You can use distilled water to brew the coffee and avoid the scaling issue.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2024 09:15 AM (x0n13)

139
I read somewhere that the really “correct” ratio for really good Ice Cream is more than Half and Half, yet less than heavy cream. Half and Half alone will make a pretty good Ice Cream though.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 05, 2024 09:10 AM


I've made outstanding ice cream with half and half with homemade vanilla extract. If my memory serves the correct fat percentage from my 1950's cookbook for ice cream of whole milk and cream was 19% while half and half is 18%.

Don't shoot me if I'm off a little.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 05, 2024 09:15 AM (RKVpM)

140 "My flesh and my heart may fail, but God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever." Psalm 73:26 Prayers for all and may God richly bless you.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at October 05, 2024 09:15 AM (QyT5w)

141 Happy Saturday! Prayers for the horde, and for those hit by hurricane Helene. Think once the 'dust settles' there are going to be some heartbreaking and nightmarish stories. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2024 09:13 AM (scDBq)
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Based on what I know of the federal gov't, it seems that most of what is going on is that the idiots in charge are overwhelmed and as a reason are just lashing out and asserting authority.

I also think that Covid probably caused huge attrition among whatever capable experienced people they had, and the replacements are complete idiots.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 09:15 AM (llXky)

142 Folgers Classic makes a damn fine cup in a Keurig.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at October 05, 2024 09:16 AM (hKoQL)

143 I haven't seen Nevergiveup recently either.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at October 05, 2024 09:16 AM (SfhV1)

144 8 am line in Butler, PA:

https://is.gd/08yt03
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Oh my goodness!

Posted by: Tuna at October 05, 2024 09:16 AM (oaGWv)

145 Just got the word that a family members cancer is gone. That makes two of us the Lord has healed. With Him all things are possible. Never lose hope, He will show you the way.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2024 09:05 AM (sTg9F)
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Excellent news!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 09:17 AM (llXky)

146 Muldoon, I regret to say that CAT received a permanent banning.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2024 09:17 AM (I1GXe)

147

Trump will be in nearby Juneau WI tomorrow! Don''t think I can make it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2024 09:17 AM (x0n13)

148 Moo Moos have a long shelf life and don't require refrigeration

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 05, 2024 09:17 AM (+H2BX)

149 I put ghee in my coffee.
I'm a gheezer.
It just tastes butter.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 05, 2024 09:17 AM (dg+HA)

150 OR are they Mini moos?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 05, 2024 09:17 AM (+H2BX)

151 Justin Rhodes had their farm destroyed:


Quite harrowing.

That said, I just could not get over how the kids were stomping around the farm, in a flood, barefoot. That seemed to be a really stupid approach to such hazards.

In a grid down situation, any minor cut that gets infected could be a death sentence.

That water wasn't pristine.

Posted by: Derak at October 05, 2024 09:18 AM (rNR4k)

152

148 Moo Moos have a long shelf life and don't require refrigeration
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 05, 2024 09:17 AM (+H2BX)



"Hic!" yup"

- - Hillary

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2024 09:18 AM (x0n13)

153
Oh my goodness!

Posted by: Tuna at October 05, 2024 09:16 AM


While Kamala had an event yesterday in an arena that holds 6,500.

There were 67 people in attendance.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 05, 2024 09:18 AM (RKVpM)

154 I invested in a super automatic machine. It has not disappointed. It’s worth it if you drink espressos and other steamed milk drinks.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2024 09:18 AM (sTg9F)

155 Trump will be in nearby Juneau WI tomorrow! Don''t think I can make it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2024 09:17 AM (x0n13)


It's a long day. I haven't made any WI rallies either.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at October 05, 2024 09:18 AM (SfhV1)

156 t, you didn't WANT to know who sliced it. You just put a slice of bread in the slot and pushed the thing down. A minute later you had toast. You just put it on your plate and didn't think about it. It was toast.

Posted by: Don Black

======

So much Privilege. Never giving a thought to whether it was fair trade toast or sustainable toast.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 05, 2024 09:19 AM (9y0vc)

157 147

Trump will be in nearby Juneau WI tomorrow! Don''t think I can make it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2024 09:17 AM (x0n13)


Maybe he can swing by Waupun and drop off some Dems at the prison.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 09:20 AM (QXQ4l)

158 There's a report the Mel Gibson wants to make a movie about the Great Siege of Malta in 1565. Apparently he visited the island and was deeply moved by the story. Wants to do it on location.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 09:20 AM (llXky)

159 155 Trump will be in nearby Juneau WI tomorrow! Don''t think I can make it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2024 09:17 AM (x0n13)


It's a long day. I haven't made any WI rallies either.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at October 05, 2024 09:18 AM (SfhV1)



Not seeing many political yard signs in my area at all, but what I have seen the Trump/GOP signs far outnumber the Democrats.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2024 09:21 AM (x0n13)

160 Psalm 140:4

Keep me, O Lord, from the hands of the wicked;
Preserve me from violent men
Who have purposed to trip up my feet.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 05, 2024 09:21 AM (gbOdA)

161 There's a report the Mel Gibson wants to make a movie about the Great Siege of Malta in 1565. Apparently he visited the island and was deeply moved by the story. Wants to do it on location.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

If he does it you'll know it will be good.

Posted by: Tuna at October 05, 2024 09:22 AM (oaGWv)

162 “ Excellent news!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 09:17 AM (llXky)”

Thank you. God pulled me off the rubbish heap and has given me more than my portion. I will spend every waking moment for the rest of my existence praising His name and thanking him for showing me the way and truth.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2024 09:22 AM (sTg9F)

163
Not seeing many political yard signs in my area at all, but what I have seen the Trump/GOP signs far outnumber the Democrats.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2024 09:21 AM (x0n13)

I suspect Paul Ryan (spits, spits again) is working behind the scenes to derail Trump support.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 09:22 AM (QXQ4l)

164 so please forgive me dear horde my trespasses and insults.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2024 08:20 AM


Nothing to forgive on my part, but what about all the times you've disappointed Ace?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 05, 2024 09:22 AM (R+4G8)

165 Good morning, ya Morons! May the Lord bless you in all your endeavors.

(except the pumpkin-spice-destroying wannabe dictator - no more coffee for you until the caffeine wears off)

I'm so tired this morning, I wish I had a servant to bring it to me and open the drapes while I read the news in bed.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 05, 2024 09:22 AM (mtG+O)

166 You just put it on your plate and didn't think about it. It was toast.
Posted by: Don Black

*********

Exactly!

Our local school district is under pressure to remove a books called Timmy's Lightly Browned Bread Products Adventure and Suzy Has Two Toasters from the K-6 library. Disgusting groomers.

Posted by: muldoon at October 05, 2024 09:23 AM (uCfKO)

167 Muldoon, I regret to say that CAT received a permanent banning.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2024 09:17 AM (I1GXe)


Huh. That's a rare event.

What'd he do?

Posted by: naturalfake at October 05, 2024 09:23 AM (eDfFs)

168 Good morning, Horde! Prayers offered for all requested intentions. May we always shine God's light upon each other in how we live our lives.

Thanks, as always, to Annie and MisHum for providing us Morons this lovely forum for caffeination & communion.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at October 05, 2024 09:24 AM (kOluj)

169 Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying:
"Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?"
And I said,
"Here I am, send me."
-- Isaiah 6:8

In these times when many have great need. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2024 09:24 AM (WXNFJ)

170 I had to buy a new Mr Coffee 12 cup pot. The old one was…….old. I use Cafe Bustelo because it’s a damn fine cup of coffee, and because they do not offend me. As far as I can tell.

Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2024 09:24 AM (o2ZRX)

171 While Kamala had an event yesterday in an arena that holds 6,500.

There were 67 people in attendance.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 05, 2024 09:18 AM (RKVpM)
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On twitter Harris' people are trying to push the idea that people walk out of Trump rallies early, which is supposed to mean something other than "I got to see him, and now I have to get back to work/pick up kids at school/eary day tomorrow, etc."

Someone at CNN still has a functioning brain and pointed out that no incumbent has ever been re-elected when only 28% of the people think the country is on the right track. The lowest was 39% for Clinton in 1996.

I suspect the polls (which are obviously manipulated) will start to move because the steal is likely too much of a lift at this point.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 09:24 AM (llXky)

172 Has anyone heard from Mike Hammer or Asheville Robert?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 05, 2024 09:25 AM (s9EYN)

173 Don't forget to ask pardon for all the times you've disparaged Frank Zappa.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 05, 2024 09:25 AM (R+4G8)

174 On this date in 1914, an airplane was shot down by another airplane for the 1st time

Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2024 09:26 AM (/7KEl)

175 Polliwog, see you both soon?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2024 09:26 AM (I1GXe)

176 172 Has anyone heard from Mike Hammer or Asheville Robert?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 05, 2024 09:25 AM (s9EYN)

I've reached out to Mike Hammer.
His voice mail box is full.
I've emailed him. With no response.

I don't have any contact info for Asheville Robert.

I was hoping the day walkers might have more info on these folks. There are some other NC Morons as well, I don't know about either.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 09:27 AM (QXQ4l)

177 On this date in 1914, an airplane was shot down by another airplane for the 1st time
Posted by: Don Black

The beginning of a long time acceptable practice of smoking while in a airplane.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2024 09:27 AM (WXNFJ)

178 Kind of a big deal Thursday morning.

Number One offspring clicked "submit" to agree to acceptance of a job offer in Anchorage. I'm so proud of him. He worked so hard. Got a Master's degree taking just the right set of classes, and paid for it himself while working, so no debt.

It was one small mouse click for his laptop and one giant leap for his career.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 05, 2024 09:27 AM (dg+HA)

179 173 Don't forget to ask pardon for all the times you've disparaged Frank Zappa.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 05, 2024 09:25 AM (R+4G



EXACTLY!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 09:28 AM (QXQ4l)

180 Thank you. God pulled me off the rubbish heap and has given me more than my portion. I will spend every waking moment for the rest of my existence praising His name and thanking him for showing me the way and truth.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2024 09:22 AM (sTg9F)
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My kids regard me as very upright and moral because I pray daily, go to Mass (sometimes more than once a week) and have tried to keep them in the Church. They have no idea how much of a sinner I was before my conversion.

I am so glad I am no longer that person. Thanks be to God!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 09:28 AM (llXky)

181 Erebus' mother has passed away, as noted in ONT last week I think. Prayers for her and for Erebus

Posted by: Boulder Terlit Hobo at October 05, 2024 09:28 AM (Nngx3)

182 Number One offspring clicked "submit" to agree to acceptance of a job offer in Anchorage. I'm so proud of him. He worked so hard.


Well done!

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at October 05, 2024 09:28 AM (SfhV1)

183 Saw pictures of the Harris "rally". The people looked like they were going to a funeral. No hats or shirts, or flags. They were obviously paid to be there but it didn't look like they were paid enough.

Posted by: Megthered at October 05, 2024 09:28 AM (Mgb19)

184 Coelacanth your son may want to be tested for Lyme disease. I am pasting a YouTube link for a company that test for various versions of lime that our country does not test for. Fibromyalgia is one of the symptoms. I am praying. I do not screw up the site and go in the barrel. I am not used to pasting links. https://youtu.be/UiMD2yrweMs Crossing fingers

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at October 05, 2024 09:29 AM (hTBp0)

185 Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 05, 2024 09:27 AM (dg+HA)

Awesome news in a week without much.
Thanks for passing that along.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 09:29 AM (QXQ4l)

186 My kids regard me as very upright and moral because I pray daily, go to Mass (sometimes more than once a week) and have tried to keep them in the Church. They have no idea how much of a sinner I was before my conversion.

I am so glad I am no longer that person. Thanks be to God!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Amen to that!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2024 09:29 AM (WXNFJ)

187 Good Saturday morning, horde.

Prayers have been said for all on the list, and many others not on the list who have need.

Prayers for all those defying feral gov's directives, and flying aid and support to survivors in NC.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 05, 2024 09:29 AM (OX9vb)

188 I'm just going to throw this out there, but I think Biden is trying to tank Harris, and that the fumbling on the Hurricane is part of this.

DOCTOR Jill has always hated Harris and the way her husband was shoved aside is intolerable to her. No way she's going to let Harris get to be president.

Our enemies hate each other even more than they hate us.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 09:30 AM (llXky)

189 I've reached out to Mike Hammer.
His voice mail box is full.
I've emailed him. With no response.

I don't have any contact info for Asheville Robert.

I was hoping the day walkers might have more info on these folks. There are some other NC Morons as well, I don't know about either.
--------

Nurse had been in touch with MH early on and he was OK, not sure if anyone has heard from him since.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at October 05, 2024 09:30 AM (fwA58)

190 Years ago an Ette, I believe, made the observation one morning that she had too much blood in her caffeine stream.

I stole that one.
Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at October 05, 2024 08:35 AM (9gQxM)

I have used that, although it isn't original to me. Ironically, I am nearly caffeine free after finding out my breathing issues were mostly caused by tea and coffee.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 05, 2024 09:30 AM (s9EYN)

191 The week was... challenging. Normally get up at 04:00 or a bit before without the aid of an alarm clock. Turned the alarm off last night, and slept 11 hours straight (got up at 7 am). Must have needed it a bunch.

Thank you Annie for continuing to manage all these prayer requests.

May God help everyone in need in the list (and any in need not mentioned) to prosper, to endure, to recover if ill, and may his grace uplift us all and carry us onward.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 05, 2024 09:31 AM (O7YUW)

192 Jules, every time I read your post, I am amazed at what you and your husband are going through. You made a bracelet for me once. You are on my heart and in my prayers,

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at October 05, 2024 09:31 AM (hTBp0)

193 CAT received a permanent banning.
Posted by: Ben Had

********

Oh thanks. I totally missed that. I wonder why.

Posted by: muldoon at October 05, 2024 09:31 AM (uCfKO)

194 Morning.

The top pic is absolute truth.

Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2024 09:32 AM (B/qfw)

195 AH Lloyd, I don't think Bidens are to blame for the hurricane response. Harris has refused to step up. And Mayorkas could have helped and hasn't.
This is simply a malevolent and incompetent pack of looters.

Posted by: Boulder Terlit Hobo at October 05, 2024 09:33 AM (Nngx3)

196 >>Based on what I know of the federal gov't, it seems that most of what is going on is that the idiots in charge are overwhelmed and as a reason are just lashing out and asserting authority.

I am remembering the Lahaina fire, and how the fatality count was absurdly low (and there were something like 800 schoolkids missing), and it wasn't until months later, after the press had moved on, that the number was increased.

One thing the affected states have is that so many volunteer resources are able to get there (unlike Lahaina) and they are making progress despite the feds. AMericans are amazing, and I'd love to hear more about stuff like this:

Teams of mules are carrying supplies to places that cars and vehicles can no longer reach in North Carolina.
https://tinyurl.com/2kx2w8zv

Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2024 09:34 AM (scDBq)

197 "On this date in 1914, an airplane was shot down by another airplane for the 1st time."

Well, that escalated quickly.

Posted by: Orville and Wilbur Wright at October 05, 2024 09:34 AM (1yZeG)

198 Go in, zzzzt, come home. No fuss. Everything better. Pretty amazing, really.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 05, 2024 08:14 AM (DDGz9)

Thank God for zzzzt surgery. It's nice to have a reminder that, despite the negative results of high tech, there are some amazing and necessary aspects, too.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 05, 2024 09:34 AM (OX9vb)

199 Drink Texas pecan flavored coffee and you will need nothing else.
Posted by: Ben Had


Yep, it is in my hand right now.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 05, 2024 09:34 AM (kLZsC)

200 That Mayorkas guy oughta be impeached.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 05, 2024 09:34 AM (dg+HA)

201 Hi Folks

I have what might seem like a silly prayer request, but it is still dear to my heart. Our little church is having a rummage sale today to raise money because the township has still not paid us for the land which they purchased for open space (Grrrrr!) and we are near the end of our funds. Thanks so much! Maybe you could also say a prayer that the township would get in posterior in gear. ( sigh).

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2024 09:34 AM (agVc3)

202
Nurse had been in touch with MH early on and he was OK, not sure if anyone has heard from him since.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at October 05, 2024 09:30 AM (fwA5

Thanks for passing that along.
I met Mr. Hammer this past December.
He is a very nice person.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 09:35 AM (QXQ4l)

203 Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 05, 2024 09:34 AM (dg+HA)

Absolutely!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2024 09:35 AM (agVc3)

204 I'm surprised the Harris/Walz crew are not still trying to pass off doctored, AI generated photos showing hundreds of thousands of people at their gigs.

67 people show up?

That's amusing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 05, 2024 09:35 AM (Q4IgG)

205 Has anyone heard from Mike Hammer or Asheville Robert?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 05, 2024 09:25 AM (s9EYN)

I've reached out to Mike Hammer.
His voice mail box is full.
I've emailed him. With no response.

I don't have any contact info for Asheville Robert.

I was hoping the day walkers might have more info on these folks. There are some other NC Morons as well, I don't know about either.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 09:27 AM (QXQ4l)

I believe Mike Hammer contacted Nurse Ratched by email. She mentioned this the other day...somewhere. He's okay.

Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2024 09:35 AM (B/qfw)

206 I'm just going to throw this out there, but I think Biden is trying to tank Harris, and that the fumbling on the Hurricane is part of this.

DOCTOR Jill has always hated Harris and the way her husband was shoved aside is intolerable to her. No way she's going to let Harris get to be president.

Our enemies hate each other even more than they hate us.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 09:30 AM (llXky)


Maybe. But, this is a page right out of Obama's playbook.

Withholding FEMA support. Closing down power stations with no replacement. Denying increasing the water supply through new reservoirs. Etc. in states that didn't vote for him.

Democrats never see their job as serving the citizens of this country in their multiplicity but rather as rulers who punish to get their own desires fulfilled.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 05, 2024 09:36 AM (eDfFs)

207 The law also requires manufacturers to pay the government rebates on medicines sold to Medicare if they raise prices more than the rate of inflation, and puts them on the hook for more of the entitlement’s Part D costs. Democrats used the resulting estimated “savings” of some $160 billion to pay for the green new deal.

Hey old people. Biden Harris took your drug money to give millionaires tax credits on EVs.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 05, 2024 09:36 AM (gbOdA)

208 >>It was one small mouse click for his laptop and one giant leap for his career.


Very exciting!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2024 09:36 AM (scDBq)

209 Democrats never see their job as serving the citizens of this country in their multiplicity but rather as rulers who punish to get their own desires fulfilled.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 05, 2024 09:36 AM (eDfFs)

Obama claimed the day after the elections he was READY TO RULE.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 05, 2024 09:37 AM (gbOdA)

210 Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2024 09:34 AM (scDBq)

I think it's great so many Americans are trying to aid their fellow citizens.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2024 09:37 AM (agVc3)

211 Well, that escalated quickly.
Posted by: Orville and Wilbur Wright at October 05, 2024 09:34 AM (1yZeG)


Wait til you see what they did to special-relativity. Mc2= melted Japanese apparently

Posted by: Albert Einstein at October 05, 2024 09:38 AM (Nngx3)

212 That Mayorkas guy oughta be impeached.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 05, 2024 09:34 AM (dg+HA)
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The rot in the GOP is very deep. The House could easily cut his salary in retaliation, or put riders on the budget imposing sanctions until he is gone. This was SOP into the 1990s - piss off Congress, your departmental budget gets zeroed out.

Now it's all kabuki crap for TV.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 09:41 AM (llXky)

213 >>That Mayorkas guy oughta be impeached.

Senate already failed at that once. Unbelievable that they couldn't even impeach that guy - what does it take to lose a cushy federal job nowadays?

I'd like to see legal action for what he's done to the country, subverting the purpose of Homeland security to flood the country with criminal foreign nationals, essentially who knows how many in the South due to FEMA inaction and lack of funds.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2024 09:41 AM (scDBq)

214
I suspect the polls (which are obviously manipulated) will start to move because the steal is likely too much of a lift at this point.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 09:24 AM


The pollsters all get judged as to quality on their last poll before the election. So they can't be Harris +7, +7, +7, +7 and then on their last poll go, oh, by the way, we're now Trump +2.

They have to ease into it. So expect more reality in the coming weeks. Ras yesterday had Trump +7 with a margin of error of 5.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 05, 2024 09:41 AM (RKVpM)

215 Democrats never see their job as serving the citizens of this country in their multiplicity but rather as rulers who punish to get their own desires fulfilled.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 05, 2024 09:36 AM (eDfFs)

Obama claimed the day after the elections he was READY TO RULE.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 05, 2024 09:37 AM (gbOdA)

IIRC, that was said by the Iranian Ferret pre-inauguration. Mebbe pre-election.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 05, 2024 09:42 AM (Aqu9a)

216 Hey, I've got $750 to my name. Any nice houses for sale in your neighborhoods?

Posted by: t-bird at October 05, 2024 09:42 AM (xu4vb)

217 Withholding FEMA support. Closing down power stations with no replacement. Denying increasing the water supply through new reservoirs. Etc. in states that didn't vote for him.

Democrats never see their job as serving the citizens of this country in their multiplicity but rather as rulers who punish to get their own desires fulfilled.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 05, 2024 09:36 AM (eDfFs)
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Sorry, but that doesn't work. Is any state more punished than California? Look at New Jersey and New York. They hate everyone.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 09:42 AM (llXky)

218 208 >>It was one small mouse click for his laptop and one giant leap for his career.

Very exciting!!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2024 09:36 AM

I didn't mention that he also found himself in the enviable position of having two job offers. But because of certain reasons he couldn't play one against the other, so he decided to go with the one in Anchorage.

I think he derived a certain satisfaction in clicking on the "Decline" button for the second offer.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 05, 2024 09:42 AM (dg+HA)

219 Prayers are up for the list, for North Carolina and Tennessee, and for Someone Else's relative. Give me a shout if you need help over here in Germany!

-SPinRH_F-16 aka "CP"

Posted by: SPinRH_F16 at October 05, 2024 09:43 AM (5CEo8)

220 what does it take to lose a cushy federal job nowadays?

Revolution.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at October 05, 2024 09:43 AM (t+RiP)

221 I'd like to see legal action for what he's done to the country, subverting the purpose of Homeland security to flood the country with criminal foreign nationals, essentially who knows how many in the South due to FEMA inaction and lack of funds.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2024 09:41 AM (scDBq)
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Why doesn't the GOP do to the "sue and settle" thing? Oh right, "muh principles."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 09:44 AM (llXky)

222 On topic of prayer (and Judaism) these are the Days Of Awe, the first days of the year up to Yom Kippur. At this time Jews do not pray to the Holy G-d - they are praying to the Holy King (mlk qdsh). He is sovereign over all things.
Heading offline, G-d be with you all

Posted by: Boulder Terlit Hobo at October 05, 2024 09:44 AM (Nngx3)

223 Elon will be at Trump rally today at Butler Pa today - Legalinsurrection.com

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2024 09:44 AM (fwDg9)

224 Good morning all.
Hey Skip, I've been drinking light cream in my coffee for many years and never had a qt go bad. Maybe you got a bad one. Check the use by date. It's just me and I drink two cups so it's not like there is a horde here(except internet wise). My biggest problem is that the supply chain is wonky and I can't always get it.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 05, 2024 09:45 AM (t/2Uw)

225 Good morning!

Posted by: gp at October 05, 2024 09:45 AM (X1vg/)

226 what does it take to lose a cushy federal job nowadays?

Revolution.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at October 05, 2024 09:43 AM (t+RiP)
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Being a whistleblower.

People think federal employees are bullet-proof, but motivated political appointees will blast through all of that to push people out. Sure, there will be lawsuits, but it takes a toll and if you're suspended without pay pending termination, money is hard to come by.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 09:46 AM (llXky)

227 Government is all of us. Or rather the dumbest of all of us. Is this going to shift North Carolina's voting in a meaningful way?

Posted by: Ribbed at October 05, 2024 09:46 AM (+xrWz)

228 > That Mayorkas guy oughta be impeached.
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I think it's already been discussed, but the junta's been moving illegals secretly from areas near the border to "red" towns and cities in an effort to destabilize them.

Springfield, OH for example. Although there's an argument to be made there that the local/city government was compromised (bribed) to take the Haitians.

Still, there's video of illegals being bussed to airports, put on planes and flown out to parts unknown daily.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 05, 2024 09:46 AM (Q4IgG)

229
QueMala even gets the answer to the Meaning of Life wrong....repeatedly*

https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1842333833863291392



*According to Douglas Adams.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 05, 2024 09:46 AM (eDfFs)

230 >>Withholding FEMA support. Closing down power stations with no replacement. Denying increasing the water supply through new reservoirs. Etc. in states that didn't vote for him.

I feel like they are rubbing our noses in it - these were posted yesterday:

https://tinyurl.com/yc25ktw4
https://tinyurl.com/2392bp79

(h/t https://x.com/SomeBitchIIKnow)

Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2024 09:46 AM (scDBq)

231
Hey, I've got $750 to my name. Any nice houses for sale in your neighborhoods?

Posted by: t-bird at October 05, 2024 09:42 AM


Best we can do is sell you a bridge over the Swannanoa River upstream of Asheville, NC.

Posted by: Pawn Stars at October 05, 2024 09:47 AM (RKVpM)

232 >>*According to Douglas Adams.

Heh. It's "42," Kamala. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2024 09:47 AM (scDBq)

233 Aren't there alleged FEMA camps all over the country where these people could go? No? They're filled with illegals, aren't they?

Posted by: Ribbed at October 05, 2024 09:48 AM (+xrWz)

234 223 Elon will be at Trump rally today at Butler Pa today - Legalinsurrection.com
Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2024 09:44 AM (fwDg9)

Yeah, saw that yesterday. Six hour drive from here and no tickets.

I wonder if it will be streamed? I assume so.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2024 09:49 AM (y31cs)

235 I am grateful to God that I can see the beauties of nature- the changing trees, white and blue herons fishing in the streams, remnants of cornflowers, little kids smiling and laughing at the supermarket.
However, I am reminded of the hymn writer Fanny Crosby, who became blind because of medical practice as a toddler. She is the author of the great hymn, Blessed Assurance. She went to school and later worked at a school for the blind in NY. She said that she didn't mind being blind because it meant that the first thing she would see in glory would be her dear Savior's face. I think that is a wonderful POV and I am grateful for her Christian faith and her poetic ability.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2024 09:50 AM (X61QJ)

236 Sorry, but that doesn't work. Is any state more punished than California? Look at New Jersey and New York. They hate everyone.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 09:42 AM (llXky)


Nah.

Apples and oranges.

CA, NY, and NJ all voted for their issues repeatedly.

The other states were crippled by pure fed gov't Democrat malevolence.

Big difference.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 05, 2024 09:50 AM (eDfFs)

237 Polliwog, see you both soon?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2024 09:26 AM (I1GXe)

Yes! Although Inspector won't be making his Carne Profanadad. Work has been too work-like lately and he hasn't had the time or energy he needs to make something he can be confident of being proud of.

We are both looking forward to seeing everyone.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 05, 2024 09:50 AM (s9EYN)

238 Mmmmm. Biscuits and gravy.

God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2024 09:50 AM (y31cs)

239 I didn't mention that he also found himself in the enviable position of having two job offers. But because of certain reasons he couldn't play one against the other, so he decided to go with the one in Anchorage.

I think he derived a certain satisfaction in clicking on the "Decline" button for the second offer.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 05, 2024 09:42 AM


Nice. If I could, I'd go back to Alaska in a heartbeat.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2024 09:50 AM (Wnv9h)

240 Pray for Elon Musk and Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2024 09:50 AM (X61QJ)

241

The junta is intentionally letting North Carolinians suffer and die, primarily because they aren't for the most part Democrat Leftist, and to try and swing the state to Harris in November by screwing up the election process.


Evil, but we knew this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2024 09:51 AM (x0n13)

242 I'm beginning to think that the steal might not happen simply because the US is so badly wrecked, lefties need it to be fixed. They're only good at running working machines into the ground.

Also, prayers for you and your church, Fen. May the Lord shake the consciences of the politiciana so they pay you.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 05, 2024 09:51 AM (mtG+O)

243
Some woman who lost everything including her purse with ID got turned down for signing up with FEMA because she had no ID.

That's governin' for ya.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 05, 2024 09:51 AM (RKVpM)

244 Alaska? Hmm. Lemme hum a few bars . . .

Posted by: Johnny Horton at October 05, 2024 09:51 AM (Aqu9a)

245 Rallies have been available in multiple places lately

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2024 09:52 AM (fwDg9)

246 Some woman who lost everything including her purse with ID got turned down for signing up with FEMA because she had no ID.

That's governin' for ya.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 05, 2024 09:51 AM (RKVpM)

But here is a mail in ballot!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2024 09:52 AM (y31cs)

247 243
Some woman who lost everything including her purse with ID got turned down for signing up with FEMA because she had no ID.

That's governin' for ya.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 05, 2024 09:51 AM (RKVpM)


But no need for an ID to vote, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2024 09:52 AM (x0n13)

248 240 Pray for Elon Musk and Trump.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2024 09:50 AM (X61QJ)
Copy that, Sister!
Amen and Amen.

Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2024 09:52 AM (o2ZRX)

249 Leg update
I nave an appt with an Orthopedic surgeon on Wednesday after the MRI on my knee showed issues. Not the one I saw in May who said my knee was great and I was not his problem after looking at an X-ray and not listening to what I had to say about where the pain was. Kaiser says I have a team but they lie.
I miss the Drs I had in MA who actually listened to me.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 05, 2024 09:52 AM (t/2Uw)

250 In this Coffee Thread last week, someone owned up to having a Red Toaster. This is how the seeds of Communism get a foothold. Chrome, black, or white are the only patriotic toaster finished. Don't be a dupe.

Posted by: Down with Red Menace and Yellow Peril at October 05, 2024 09:52 AM (CV8a5)

251 OK, I'm off to attempt a hike / radio nerd outing. See you miscreants on a later thread.

Posted by: PabloD at October 05, 2024 09:54 AM (1yZeG)

252
I wonder if it will be streamed? I assume so.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2024 09:49 AM


Right Side Broadcast Network streams all of PDT's rallies

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 05, 2024 09:54 AM (tljrc)

253 'm beginning to think that the steal might not happen simply because the US is so badly wrecked, lefties need it to be fixed. They're only good at running working machines into the ground.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 05, 2024 09:51 AM (mtG+O)
---
Jamie Dimon has come out for Trump because otherwise Wall Street will collapse. So I do think you're right.

Biden was blind-sided by the steal. Harris assumes it will happen, but it may not. Like I said, I think DOCTOR Jill is undermining Harris right now.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 09:55 AM (llXky)

254 Good morning hordelings! Anyone know what time the rally starts?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 05, 2024 09:56 AM (4XwPj)

255 Elon will be at Trump rally today at Butler Pa today - Legalinsurrection.com
Posted by: Skip


Our top two Info War generals in one location. That should draw out the vermin.

Posted by: t-bird at October 05, 2024 09:56 AM (3fFru)

256 220 what does it take to lose a cushy federal job nowadays?

Revolution.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at October 05, 2024 09:43 AM (t+RiP)

That is truer than most folks realize.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 09:56 AM (QXQ4l)

257 Thanks so much, Naughty Pine and the others prayers. That is a great thing we do for each others- lift up prayers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2024 09:58 AM (JCEhc)

258 244 Alaska? Hmm. Lemme hum a few bars . . .
Posted by: Johnny Horton at October 05, 2024 09:51 AM (Aqu9a)

Heh. Thanks the reminder.
His new theme song.
I'll send him a link.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 05, 2024 09:58 AM (dg+HA)

259 It is pretty incredible the change in how people see Trump versus 2016 and 2020. The lefts constant diatribes about his character are falling on deaf ears. Elon's buying of Twitter, now X, changed everything. Kennedy and Shanahan helping to show the left's real agenda and supporting Trump.
I am really hoping this election is a landslide so there is a mandate for real change.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 05, 2024 09:59 AM (t/2Uw)

260 > Elon will be at Trump rally today at Butler Pa today
-------
Musk has his own security detail I presume? Maybe they can teach the Secret Cervix crew assigned to Trump a thing or two.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 05, 2024 09:59 AM (Q4IgG)

261 Seems being a DIE Commasars without other employment possibilities

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2024 10:00 AM (aKIS1)

262 CA, NY, and NJ all voted for their issues repeatedly.

The other states were crippled by pure fed gov't Democrat malevolence.

Big difference.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 05, 2024 09:50 AM (eDfFs)

Our problem in NJ is the large cities, Newark, Camden, Trenton and most of the urban areas of North Jersey. They vote for Santa Claus. Also, NJ, because of it's heavy industrial past, is a bastion for labor unions. Those people will vote Dem no matter what. Throw in the two most powerful unions, the state workers and the teachers union, and there is no way a conservative will ever win high office. Squishes will. True conservatives? Never.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 05, 2024 10:00 AM (iODuv)

263 Test

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2024 10:00 AM (fwDg9)

264 It's crazy how expensive Colt revolvers are. The top 19 gunbroker auctions are dominated by Class 3 weapons, and the rest are basically Colts.

I mean they're nice, but $35,000 is a bit much.

The #2 slot was an MG 34 fully kitted out for 48 grand. I knew a guy who had one and he sold it because you could go through what would otherwise be a nice day at the range worth of semi-auto or revolver ammo in less than 3 seconds.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 10:01 AM (llXky)

265 255 Elon will be at Trump rally today at Butler Pa today - Legalinsurrection.com
Posted by: Skip

Our top two Info War generals in one location. That should draw out the vermin.
Posted by: t-bird at October 05, 2024 09:56 AM (3fFru)
Prayer warriors to work!
Don’t doubt for a minute that the left would destroy the ENTIRE Butler community to get President Trump and Elon Musk.

Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2024 10:01 AM (o2ZRX)

266 @250/Down with Red Menace and Yellow Peril:

"In this Coffee Thread last week, someone owned up to having a Red Toaster. This is how the seeds of Communism get a foothold. Chrome, black, or white are the only patriotic toaster finished. Don't be a dupe."

So the Talkie Toaster in Series I of "Red Dwarf" was perfectly fine, but the one featured in Series IV was right out. Good to know!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 05, 2024 10:01 AM (O7YUW)

267 The #2 slot was an MG 34 fully kitted out for 48 grand. I knew a guy who had one and he sold it because you could go through what would otherwise be a nice day at the range worth of semi-auto or revolver ammo in less than 3 seconds.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 10:01 AM (llXky)

*scoffs*

Posted by: MG42 at October 05, 2024 10:02 AM (y31cs)

268 OT but I was today years old when I found out that there's a little granite monument at the Alamo with a poem written on it. In Japanese. Put there in 1914. :B

https://tinyurl.com/2jhj9j68

Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2024 10:02 AM (CDk2U)

269 Real America's Voice (RAV) covers every Trump or Vance event live. Check them out. The home of Steve Bannon (when he gets out on the 29th), Charlie Kirk, Jack Posobiec, John Fredericks, Wayne Allyn Root, a great Morning Show from 8-10 AM Eastern, a fine bunch of MAGA patriots.

Posted by: Mega Ultra MAGA Man at October 05, 2024 10:02 AM (CV8a5)

270 Test
Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2024 10:00 AM (fwDg9)

B+. Study, study, and study some more!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 05, 2024 10:02 AM (4XwPj)

271 Our problem in NJ is the large cities, Newark, Camden, Trenton and most of the urban areas of North Jersey. They vote for Santa Claus. Also, NJ, because of it's heavy industrial past, is a bastion for labor unions. Those people will vote Dem no matter what. Throw in the two most powerful unions, the state workers and the teachers union, and there is no way a conservative will ever win high office. Squishes will. True conservatives? Never.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 05, 2024 10:00 AM (iODuv)
---
The point is that the feds also torment blue states.

They torment everyone. It's what they do.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 10:02 AM (llXky)

272 Anyone know what time the rally starts?

***************



Does anybody rally know what time it is?

/Chicago

Posted by: muldoon at October 05, 2024 10:03 AM (uCfKO)

273 @263/Skip: "Test"

Next time, show your work!

Posted by: The Pedantic Teacher at October 05, 2024 10:03 AM (O7YUW)

274 Having a coffee creamer crisis. Would seem small size coffee creamer is no longer available at store, only large size which I would waste most of it. Tried light cream but it's already going bad and have 1/4 left.
Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2024 08:13 AM (fwDg9)


try a local restaurant supply store, they should have boxes of those individual creamers for tables, and they may have the smaller sized creamer jugs. Granted, I think you can get it in the 5 gallon jug, too, for coffee at high volume.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2024 10:03 AM (D7oie)

275 268 OT but I was today years old when I found out that there's a little granite monument at the Alamo with a poem written on it. In Japanese. Put there in 1914. :B

https://tinyurl.com/2jhj9j68
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2024 10:02 AM (CDk2U)

Yeah, I remember hearing a few years ago that the Japanese LOVE the story of the Alamo. Speaks to them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2024 10:03 AM (y31cs)

276 Out at end of yard cleaning out compost bin getting ready for new crop of dead leaves

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2024 10:03 AM (fwDg9)

277 260 > Elon will be at Trump rally today at Butler Pa today
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Musk has his own security detail I presume? Maybe they can teach the Secret Cervix crew assigned to Trump a thing or two.
----
This is about isn't it?

Posted by: Chubby pony tailed chicks who can't find the holster at October 05, 2024 10:04 AM (dg+HA)

278 255 Elon will be at Trump rally today at Butler Pa today - Legalinsurrection.com
Posted by: Skip

Our top two Info War generals in one location. That should draw out the vermin.
Posted by: t-bird at October 05, 2024 09:56 AM (3fFru)

*** SPOILER ALERT** for Trump's Butler speech

I heard a few weeks back Trump's opening line will be, "As I was saying..." I don't know if he'll actually do it, but it will be hilarious if he does.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 05, 2024 10:04 AM (pIfcn)

279 >In this Coffee Thread last week, someone owned up to having a Red Toaster.
----

That was me. Yes, my toaster is red. Red like the stripes in Old Glory. Red like a fire engine that races to the scene in times of trouble. Red like an apple that goes into an apple pie JUST LIKE YOUR MOM USED TO MAKE, BECAUSE AMERICA.

Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2024 10:04 AM (/7KEl)

280 Not sure why WiFi lost my connection

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2024 10:04 AM (fwDg9)

281 Gosh, I relaized I forgot to aak for prayer:

Joe and his family. Today is his funeral. He was a sweet and hardworking man, a soulmate to his wife, a blessing to his children, and a jolly giant to his grandchildren.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 05, 2024 10:05 AM (mtG+O)

282 The rally starts at 5 but look at the lines!
https://tinyurl.com/2m4tajev

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 05, 2024 10:05 AM (t/2Uw)

283 268 OT but I was today years old when I found out that there's a little granite monument at the Alamo with a poem written on it. In Japanese. Put there in 1914. :B

https://tinyurl.com/2jhj9j68
Posted by: Robert

I was the lone survivor at the Alamo. There we were, me and Davy Crockett, shoulder to shoulder and backs to the wall...

Posted by: Trooper Duffy, F-Troop at October 05, 2024 10:05 AM (CV8a5)

284 279 >In this Coffee Thread last week, someone owned up to having a Red Toaster.
----

That was me. Yes, my toaster is red. Red like the stripes in Old Glory. Red like a fire engine that races to the scene in times of trouble. Red like an apple that goes into an apple pie JUST LIKE YOUR MOM USED TO MAKE, BECAUSE AMERICA.
Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2024 10:04 AM (/7KEl)

*sits up straighter, puts hand over heart*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2024 10:06 AM (y31cs)

285 BECAUSE AMERICA.
Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2024 10:04 AM (/7KEl)

'MURICA!!1!11!

FUCK YEAH!!11!!1!

Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2024 10:06 AM (CDk2U)

286 281 Gosh, I relaized I forgot to aak for prayer:

Joe and his family. Today is his funeral. He was a sweet and hardworking man, a soulmate to his wife, a blessing to his children, and a jolly giant to his grandchildren.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 05, 2024 10:05 AM (mtG+O)

Godspeed, Joe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2024 10:06 AM (y31cs)

287 >Test

Posted by: Skip
---

I think you misspelled 'toast'.

Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2024 10:06 AM (/7KEl)

288 260 > Elon will be at Trump rally today at Butler Pa today
-------
Musk has his own security detail I presume? Maybe they can teach the Secret Cervix crew assigned to Trump a thing or two.
----
This is about US isn't it?

Posted by: Chubby pony tailed chicks who can't find the holster at October 05, 2024 10:06 AM (dg+HA)

289 Test
Posted by: Skip


Crap, and on a Saturday! Pretty sneaky.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 05, 2024 10:07 AM (o1CYi)

290 It's a long day. I haven't made any WI rallies either.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at October 05, 2024 09:18 AM (SfhV1)

It really does require planning and stamina. Mr. D! and I travelled 3 hours to Wheeling, WV when he was campaigning for 2020. We arrived a couple of hours ahead of start time, but we were already far too late.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 05, 2024 10:08 AM (OX9vb)

291 Model Track Guidance and Intensity for Invest 92L here:

https://tinyurl.com/a6f2dv6f
https://tinyurl.com/asx45j2z

Posted by: one hour sober at October 05, 2024 10:08 AM (Y1sOo)

292 Not sure why WiFi lost my connection
Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2024 10:04 AM (fwDg9)

Sorry 'bout that. Pressed the wrong key.

Posted by: Bob's younger brother at NSA at October 05, 2024 10:08 AM (iODuv)

293 Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 05, 2024 10:05 AM (t/2Uw)


Wow.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 05, 2024 10:08 AM (4XwPj)

294 I bet Elon has actual ninjas in his security detail

Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2024 10:09 AM (/7KEl)

295 They torment everyone. It's what they do.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 10:02 AM (llXky)

Like Biden rewarding New Mexico for voting for him by destroying any hope of their having a functioning economy. On his first day in office.

Turns out, a lot of Tribal people work in Oil and Gas drilling there and were not pleased by his move. In 2020 the Navajo nation leadership endorsed Trump. I suspect this time the average members will pay more attention to that.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 05, 2024 10:09 AM (s9EYN)

296 272 ♫

Does anybody rally know what time it is?

/Chicago
Posted by: muldoon at October 05, 2024 10:03 AM (uCfKO)



Really good documentary about the group on Netflix.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2024 10:10 AM (x0n13)

297 Welp

Muh 'Horns won't be playing till next week when they face OU.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 05, 2024 10:10 AM (eDfFs)

298 Muldoon, I regret to say that CAT received a permanent banning.

Well, that's unfortunate. He was generally a pretty sane dude. Must have gotten a real burr up his *ss about something.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 05, 2024 10:10 AM (/y8xj)

299 That was me. Yes, my toaster is red.

*************

Luxury! We used to wait for a sunny day so we could toast our bread with a magnifying glass.

And it wasn't bread, it was scraps of cardboard.

/Yorkshireman

Posted by: muldoon at October 05, 2024 10:10 AM (uCfKO)

300 Just looked out the front window and noticed power trucks in my 'hood - we were back on Sunday evening, but looks like they're putting up some new poles. So I get to enjoy watching men doing manly things while I sip my covfefe. On a more serious note, God bless the linemen.

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 05, 2024 10:10 AM (EaPW0)

301 "I toast, therefore I am."

Posted by: Talkie Toaster at October 05, 2024 10:10 AM (O7YUW)

302 OMG! I lost a week. It's only two till the best weekend evah.

***eyes bottles of Irish whiskey and blender guiltily***

I'd better get busy.

Ben, can you remind me of the Moron who's doing name tags, please? I forgot to write it down.

Posted by: creeper at October 05, 2024 10:10 AM (M6moH)

303 294 I bet Elon has actual ninjas in his security detail
Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2024 10:09 AM (/7KEl)




"MINE!"


- - Tiger Tanaka (You Only Live Twice)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2024 10:11 AM (x0n13)

304 OT but I was today years old when I found out that there's a little granite monument at the Alamo with a poem written on it. In Japanese. Put there in 1914. :B
Posted by: Robert

Hell Robert, in Oak Ridge, TN there is 'Peace Park' which features a beautiful bell cast in Japan with messages of peace but, to me at least, a pictogram of the Atomic Bomb deployment in Hiroshima.

The very epitome of FAFO.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2024 10:11 AM (WXNFJ)

305 I'm a lineman for the county.

Posted by: Glenn Campbell at October 05, 2024 10:12 AM (dg+HA)

306 Hey peeps!...back from the heart of darkness after a week w/o power....been mostly incommunicado....wow! a lot has happened while I've been gone....everybody ok?

Posted by: BignJames at October 05, 2024 10:12 AM (Yj6Os)

307 Gotta run doing a show today but please continue praying for my husband. We went to the urologist Thursday and he couldn't do the procedure (using a scope to look up and see what's what) because he has a bladder infection. He is SO depressed right now. So now we go back next week. Love you all.

Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at October 05, 2024 10:13 AM (iF0sF)

308 a lot has happened while I've been gone....everybody ok?
Posted by: BignJames

We've been better.
- Hezbollah leadership

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2024 10:13 AM (WXNFJ)

309 really hoping this election is a landslide so there is a mandate for real change.

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 05, 2024 10:13 AM (aa1V8)

310 Hey peeps!...back from the heart of darkness after a week w/o power....been mostly incommunicado....wow! a lot has happened while I've been gone....everybody ok?
Posted by: BignJames
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Hey there, great to see you! I was only out for 3 days. We fared better than many.

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 05, 2024 10:13 AM (EaPW0)

311 {{creeper}}
Soon.
You at the BW?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 05, 2024 10:14 AM (t/2Uw)

312 Jewells, sending love and prayers

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 05, 2024 10:14 AM (EaPW0)

313 Glad you're back James.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 05, 2024 10:14 AM (4XwPj)

314 My dad used to drink his coffee like that. When he finished (he used a big, clear glass beer stein), there was a half inch layer of leftover sugar at the bottom of the glass.
Heh.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 05, 2024 08:56 AM (3AwA+)


Teaspoon of brown sugar per mug. It was the most wonderful thing ever.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2024 10:14 AM (D7oie)

315 304 Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2024 10:11 AM (WXNFJ)



I have a piece of carbon from the first reactor at Stagg Field. AN uncle, who escaped Germany at the last second, worked as a tool and die maker for Fermi and his team.


FAFO indeed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2024 10:14 AM (x0n13)

316 Terrifying new video shows otter stalking family down dock where child was dragged under water in horrific attack


@DailyMail

Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2024 10:14 AM (/7KEl)

317 We love you too, Jewells and prayers continue for you and your husband.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2024 10:15 AM (53/t0)

318 I should go get my cinnamon bagel

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2024 10:15 AM (fwDg9)

319 Otters are terrible people.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 05, 2024 10:16 AM (4XwPj)

320 I had linesmen out here to look at some issues with a power pole on the property. The support wires are really sagging and the anchors in the ground for them are loose. Generally good, hard working no BS people who really appreciate customers who come out to chat and not bitch about service.

I always make an attempt to register a compliment with their operations people over the phone or online.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 05, 2024 10:16 AM (Q4IgG)

321 Japanese Alamo marker if Texans had written it:

Santa Ana marching
Austin stands fast
Come and take it!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2024 10:16 AM (S6gqv)

322 314 Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2024 10:14 AM (D7oie)



Grandfather, with a sugar cube between his teeth and sipping scalding tea through it!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2024 10:17 AM (x0n13)

323 Have 'Mike Hammer/ Robert in Asheville' checked in?

Posted by: BignJames at October 05, 2024 10:18 AM (Yj6Os)

324 Otters are terrible people.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 05, 2024 10:16 AM

And that's when the fight started, officer...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2024 10:19 AM (Wnv9h)

325 My cat has informed me that we have shifted from "sprawl across the couch" season to "curl up on my lap on a blanket" season.
One of the many things I love about fall.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 09:12 AM (llXky)


I get to wear the flannel shirts again!!

Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2024 10:19 AM (D7oie)

326 Prayers for you both Jewells.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2024 10:19 AM (y31cs)

327 Praying for all on the list and unspoken needs.. God bless and keep you all.

Posted by: Moki at October 05, 2024 10:20 AM (wLjpr)

328 I mowed my lawn yesterday. Weather was perfect and the grass was tall. Had to mow over some leaves that have already fallen. Today I have itchy, watery eyes and a stuffy nose.
I like to mow my two acres in the summer. It's an hour and thirty minutes of motorized meditation. But mowing in October kinda sucks.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 05, 2024 10:21 AM (4XwPj)

329 Hey there, great to see you! I was only out for 3 days. We fared better than many.

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 05, 2024 10:13 AM (EaPW0)

First thing I did when power was restored....make a pot of coffee.

Posted by: BignJames at October 05, 2024 10:22 AM (Yj6Os)

330 These people are intentionally trying to provoke us to violence. I have no doubt.

10/4/24 - Samantha Power pops up her ugly head to tell us how we're helping to keep the power on in Ukraine:
https://tinyurl.com/yc2ss3fc

10/4/24 - Blinken announces $157,000,000 to Lebanon for humanitarian assistance:
https://tinyurl.com/2p2hhtw3

Posted by: IrishEi at October 05, 2024 10:22 AM (3ImbR)

331 But the lawn looks nice and the shorter grass means fallen leaves just blow away from the top of my windy hill.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 05, 2024 10:23 AM (4XwPj)

332 OT but I was today years old when I found out that there's a little granite monument at the Alamo with a poem written on it. In Japanese. Put there in 1914. :B

https://tinyurl.com/2jhj9j68
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2024 10:02 AM (CDk2U)

Yeah, I remember hearing a few years ago that the Japanese LOVE the story of the Alamo. Speaks to them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2024 10:03 AM (y31cs)


Yeah, the earnest and heartfelt warrior fighting for what he believes is right, even in the face of sure defeat has a lot of resonance for them because it happened a lot in their national history.

Ex: The Satsuma Rebellion led by Saigo Takimori.
("The Last Samurai" with Tom Cruise is a very Hollywooded up/funhouse/distorted version of Saigo Takamori's story)

Posted by: naturalfake at October 05, 2024 10:24 AM (eDfFs)

333 @300/screaming in digital: "God bless the linemen."

This. A thousand times this.

Back when the big ice storm hit Kansas City (Jan 30 2002), we were without power for 5 days. The linemen showed up in our neighbourhood. I fired up the propane camping burner, and got the coffee started in the percolator. When it was done, I went out to their trucks with a batch of coffees and a stack of Hershey's bars and offered them to the crew.

The foreman of the crew looked gobsmacked and told the lift operator to bring the man in the bucket down, and they all gathered around, took a coffee, and some chocolate bars.

"Guys, I'm just so glad to see you all in my neighbourhood, I wanted to do a little something for you."

'You have no idea how much this means to us, thank you!'

"Wait, this isn't common?"

'Nope. Usually it's pissed off customers demanding to know why we took so long to get to them.'

Always, ALWAYS be good to the people who are coming to save the day.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 05, 2024 10:24 AM (O7YUW)

334 Like Biden rewarding New Mexico for voting for him by destroying any hope of their having a functioning economy. On his first day in office.

Turns out, a lot of Tribal people work in Oil and Gas drilling there and were not pleased by his move. In 2020 the Navajo nation leadership endorsed Trump. I suspect this time the average members will pay more attention to that.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 05, 2024 10:09 AM (s9EYN)
---
Pennsylvanians should take note.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 10:25 AM (llXky)

335 Just checked Amazon. Very disheartened that there was a wide selection of Red Toasters. Apparently, this Red Menace is widespread and even worldwide. I weep for what we have become, and what is to come.

Posted by: Chrome Toaster Benevolent League at October 05, 2024 10:25 AM (CV8a5)

336 Ben, can you remind me of the Moron who's doing name tags, please? I forgot to write it down.

That was Cybersmyth but as of last weekend he was about to stop taking new requests because he had all the backlog he could handle.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 05, 2024 10:26 AM (/y8xj)

337
Facts:
1). Pennsylvania is the state with the 2nd highest property damage from flooding in the nation
2). Most Pennsylvania residents have witnessed first hand damage from flooding
3). Pennsylvania is about the most important state that Harris has to win
4). Pennsylvania residents should observe carefully what the FEMA response (or lack of) is to the residents of Appalachia
5). The Appalachia Mountain range runs through Pennsylvania

Prediction: Trump

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 05, 2024 10:27 AM (RKVpM)

338 Ex: The Satsuma Rebellion led by Saigo Takimori.
("The Last Samurai" with Tom Cruise is a very Hollywooded up/funhouse/distorted version of Saigo Takamori's story)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 05, 2024 10:24 AM (eDfFs)
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That's a very wordy way to write "white savior myth."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 10:27 AM (llXky)

339 {305} I'm a lineman for the county.

Posted by: Glenn Campbell at October 05, 2024 10:12 AM (dg+HA)


God bless you, Glenn.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 05, 2024 10:27 AM (O7YUW)

340 Just checked Amazon. Very disheartened that there was a wide selection of Red Toasters. Apparently, this Red Menace is widespread and even worldwide. I weep for what we have become, and what is to come.
Posted by: Chrome Toaster Benevolent League at October 05, 2024 10:25 AM (CV8a5)
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I have a red microwave, so there.

I also have a toaster OVEN, which is the superior way to go as it allows maximum toasting flexibility.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 10:28 AM (llXky)

341 Posted by: Chrome Toaster Benevolent League at October 05, 2024 10:25 AM (CV8a5)

Shut up asshole. You're no better.

Posted by: White Toaster Supremacist Union at October 05, 2024 10:29 AM (4XwPj)

342
Republicans are weaponizing this disaster!!1!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2024 10:30 AM (Xxha1)

343 .

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 05, 2024 10:30 AM (4XwPj)

344 Republicans are weaponizing this disaster!!1!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


And politicizing it! They're seizing, pouncing and being mean!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 05, 2024 10:32 AM (4XwPj)

345 Gentlemen, gentlemen please.

Can't we stop bickering about 'oo toasted 'oo?

Posted by: muldoon at October 05, 2024 10:32 AM (uCfKO)

346 Asheville Robert was commenting a couple of days ago, for those who were asking. Seems to be ok, given the conditions.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 05, 2024 10:33 AM (OX9vb)

347 The raving mad toaster from Fallout New Vegas expansion "Old World Blues":

https://youtu.be/ibOkPx_Ej30

(NSFW Language at 2:26)

Jace Hall was the voice actor. He poured his all into this and probably had a blast doing it!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 05, 2024 10:33 AM (O7YUW)

348
Always, ALWAYS be good to the people who are coming to save the day.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 05, 2024 10:24 AM


My location is low priority so always the last to get power restored. The last major storm crews from Canada came down to help. But every time my wife and I go out and personally thank the crews.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 05, 2024 10:33 AM (RKVpM)

349 {343} .

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 05, 2024 10:30 AM (4XwPj)


This Ette knows how to make her point.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 05, 2024 10:34 AM (O7YUW)

350 Dozens of family and friends in and around Asheville. Was going to say that the social media narrative about the feds and the state not being on the ground, obstructing relief efforts, etc. is 99.9 % complete BULL SH!T. Some tempers flared in the first 2 days because everybody was working nonstop with no food or sleep. And social media, being what it is, blew it up all out of proportion.

I was going to write that post; but, I assumed nobody would believe me because social media narratives are never wrong.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at October 05, 2024 10:34 AM (B32hN)

351 If you stop to think about it, you'll realize that toast is the twice baked potato of bread products.

Posted by: muldoon at October 05, 2024 10:35 AM (uCfKO)

352 I have a red microwave, so there.

I also have a toaster OVEN, which is the superior way to go as it allows maximum toasting flexibility.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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I had both a red microwave and a red toaster oven, but gave away the microwave when I moved as the current house already had one. I love my red toaster oven, even with my blue formica (yes really) countertops.

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 05, 2024 10:35 AM (EaPW0)

353 Ex: The Satsuma Rebellion led by Saigo Takimori.
("The Last Samurai" with Tom Cruise is a very Hollywooded up/funhouse/distorted version of Saigo Takamori's story)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 05, 2024 10:24 AM (eDfFs)
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That's a very wordy way to write "white savior myth."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 10:27 AM (llXky)


Eh, "white savior myth" is a Leftist trope that really doesn't give the flavor of what's going on with this particular story, though it's there.

Basically, I see the WSM as a way to insert an American in a story for to get the attention(and money) of American audiences for a story they'd almost certainly have no interest in. Saigo Takimori story is a very very Japanese one.

That's a long way of saying, I have no problem with WSM as a tool. Would the movie be any less 'saviory" with Denzel Washington in the part? No, it would not.

Plus, if you've watched enough foreign films you'll see other cultures/races do the same thing with sticking "their representative" in a foreign story/history.



Posted by: naturalfake at October 05, 2024 10:35 AM (eDfFs)

354 @348/Divide by Zero:

"... The last major storm crews from Canada came down to help. But every time my wife and I go out and personally thank the crews."

This is the way, and thank you for this!

I've repeatedly in my life seen Hydro One (formerly "Ontario Hydro") trucks head south of the border in a mass convoy determined to haul ass and work insanely hard to help out and restore power to disaster areas. They make me proud.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 05, 2024 10:37 AM (O7YUW)

355 Invest 92L is now Tropical Depression 14.

NHC will be dropping its first advisory on what will eventually become Milton in about 25 minutes.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 05, 2024 10:37 AM (Y1sOo)

356 My refrigerator, dishwasher, microwave, coffee maker and toaster are all black because I am down wid da struggle.

Posted by: BLM Support Petrson at October 05, 2024 10:38 AM (CV8a5)

357 Checked the air traffic site about half an hour ago and saw several helicopters flying around Ashville. One was registered to Samaritan's Purse. Good to see. One Blackhawk was moving into the area as well. Would be great to listen to the squawk if I could. There are also many small planes out flying. Haven't seen any DH Otter type seaplanes yet- they (their pilots) are great at short takeoff/landings.

Posted by: Rex B at October 05, 2024 10:39 AM (592Pr)

358 Toasters of all colors: I despise each and every one of you!!

Posted by: Grumpy Japanese Politician at October 05, 2024 10:40 AM (HSqCq)

359
Shawn Farash - who you may have seen or heard doing his voice imitation of Donald Trump - is a resident of Tennessee and not the least bit happy with the FEMA response. He now runs a podcast:

https://is.gd/dk01vQ

/ it's really long

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 05, 2024 10:40 AM (RKVpM)

360 Toaster over for the win!
Banana bread, bagels, English muffins, corn cakes, muffins as well as toast.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 05, 2024 10:40 AM (t/2Uw)

361 No. Just ... no.

Posted by: Dr_No at October 05, 2024 10:42 AM (ayRl+)

362 If you stop to think about it, you'll realize that toast is the twice baked potato of bread products.
Posted by: muldoon

Whoa. That's deep.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 05, 2024 10:43 AM (4XwPj)

363 Had break time, now would like to go back to bed

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2024 10:43 AM (fwDg9)

364 Eh, "white savior myth" is a Leftist trope that really doesn't give the flavor of what's going on with this particular story, though it's there.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 05, 2024 10:35 AM (eDfFs)
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It exactly describes the film. The story could have been told through Western eyes by using the narrative form of "Doctor Zhivago," where we see things through an American's eyes but he is not driving the story.

Instead Hollywood created this leftist trope of a guy - an American Civil War hero filled with self-loathing over the Indian Wars who goes to Japan to find a more moral and pure culture - that is also completely oppressive of the peasants.

Is there anything more reactionary than having the elites practice swordplay and write poems while the workers toil away in the fields? I note the film didn't address that the continual expansion of Samurai status (via marriage) meant that the peasant-samurai ration was reaching the point where famine among the peasants was a recurring problem.

Terrible, very historically inaccurate film.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 10:44 AM (llXky)

365 357 Checked the air traffic site about half an hour ago and saw several helicopters flying around Ashville. One was registered to Samaritan's Purse. Good to see. One Blackhawk was moving into the area as well. Would be great to listen to the squawk if I could. There are also many small planes out flying. Haven't seen any DH Otter type seaplanes yet- they (their pilots) are great at short takeoff/landings.
Posted by: Rex B at October 05, 2024 10:39 AM (592Pr
Not landing on any lakes, too much debris.

Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2024 10:44 AM (o2ZRX)

366
Who names their hurricane Milton?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2024 10:44 AM (Xxha1)

367 Speaking of giving thanks . . .

End Tribalism in Politics
@EndTribalism
Kamala Harris just now at her Wisconsin Rally with Liz Cheney:
“I also want to thank your father, Vice President Dick Cheney, for his support, and what he has done to serve our country.”
We live in a never ending South Park episode….

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 05, 2024 10:45 AM (L/fGl)

368 I was going to write that post; but, I assumed nobody would believe me because social media narratives are never wrong.
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at October 05, 2024 10:34 AM (B32hN)

I disbelieve you because you are a completely unknown nic telling a story that lacks details I can independently verify in some way that depends 100% on your credibility and is counter to a good deal of others' stories.

Posted by: whatever at October 05, 2024 10:45 AM (WxgaY)

369 Wait ... yes. I meant 'yes'. Never mind ...

Posted by: Dr_No at October 05, 2024 10:45 AM (ayRl+)

370 Little Red toaster
Baby, you're much too fast (Oh, oh)
Little Red toaster
You need some bread that's gonna last

Posted by: Prince at October 05, 2024 10:45 AM (Aqu9a)

371 even with my blue formica (yes really) countertops.
Posted by: screaming in digital

Must be nice. My countertops are a blue laminate also, but I couldn't afford top-brand name Formica.

Posted by: Knock-off Ned at October 05, 2024 10:46 AM (CV8a5)

372 support, and what he has done to serve our country.”
We live in a never ending South Park episode….
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice!

I read that as "what he has done to sever our country."

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 05, 2024 10:46 AM (4XwPj)

373 Savoy Brown summed it all up in 'Tell Mama' ...

Posted by: Dr_No at October 05, 2024 10:47 AM (ayRl+)

374 Brady Bunch kitchens are making a comeback. Avocado green and orange will be back in vogue.

Posted by: Cousin Oliver, All-growed Up at October 05, 2024 10:48 AM (CV8a5)

375 Speaking of whoa, that's deep.

Cenk Uygur
@cenkuygur
Rememer the Bible is pro-abortion. Numbers 5:11-31 has a priest performing an abortion, upon the command of God, if you think your wife cheated on you. So, maybe God sent the hurricane to red states because he's mad they outlawed abortion.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 05, 2024 10:49 AM (L/fGl)

376 Little Toaster don't ya...
(guitar lick)
Little Toaster don't ya...
(guitar lick)
Little Toaster don't ya toast me once or twice, tell me that it's nice and then it's done...
Little toaster don't ya do what my Big Toaster done.

/Dwight Toastum

Posted by: muldoon at October 05, 2024 10:51 AM (uCfKO)

377 Praying for all the Horde in need, specially those affected by Helene

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 05, 2024 10:52 AM (gDlxJ)

378 I disbelieve you because you are a completely unknown nic telling a story that lacks details I can independently verify in some way that depends 100% on your credibility and is counter to a good deal of others' stories.
Posted by: whatever at October 05, 2024 10:45 AM (WxgaY)
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I'm reminded of the severely conservative military guy who constantly said Trump was pissing off the military even though it was hitting all its recruiting numbers and had high morale and now is a dumpster fire.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 10:53 AM (llXky)

379 I like The Last Samurai.

Don't much care that it is historically inaccurate or that its politics are terrible.

I'll read a history book if I want that.

Posted by: Japan Has Always Been Unwholesome at October 05, 2024 10:53 AM (WxgaY)

380 @cenkuygur
Rememer the Bible is pro-abortion. Numbers 5:11-31 has a priest performing an abortion, upon the command of God, if you think your wife cheated on you. So, maybe God sent the hurricane to red states because he's mad they outlawed abortion.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 05, 2024 10:49 AM (L/fGl)
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So does he accept the Bible's authority on other stuff, or just this one?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 10:54 AM (llXky)

381 We live in a never ending South Park episode….

-
Lizzy is Eric Cartman.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 05, 2024 10:54 AM (L/fGl)

382 Dear Chunk Ugger,
you are a disgusting excuse for a human being. You are the filth that pond scum sucking bottom feeders refuse as it's to nasty to bother with. If you had a soul it would be a pus dripping, cockroach infested pile of stains. Shut the fuck up, you useless bag of lipids and failure.

Regards
Mayhem

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 05, 2024 10:55 AM (4XwPj)

383 Kamala Harris just now at her Wisconsin Rally with Liz Cheney:
“I also want to thank your father, Vice President Dick Cheney, for his support, and what he has done to serve our country.”
We live in a never ending South Park episode….
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 05, 2024 10:45 AM (L/fGl)
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A wag on twitter said that if Adolf Hitler was somehow found alive and spoke out against Trump, he'd get a show on MSNBC.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 10:56 AM (llXky)

384 Cenk Uygur betrays a sick, death worshipping cult-like mindset…. And of course has zero understanding of scripture

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 05, 2024 10:56 AM (HSqCq)

385 Lizzy is Eric Cartman.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 05, 2024 10:54 AM (L/fGl)
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They all hate each other, which is why they can pretend to be friends so easily.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 10:57 AM (llXky)

386 Liz Cheney is a straight shooter and doing a high caliber bang up job.

Posted by: Too soon? at October 05, 2024 10:58 AM (dg+HA)

387 Brady Bunch kitchens are making a comeback. Avocado green and orange will be back in vogue.
Posted by: Cousin Oliver, All-growed Up at October 05, 2024 10:48 AM (CV8a5)

We remodeled our kitchen in 1977. Harvest Gold. Dark oak cabinets, upper and lower, custom made at the time by an old time cabinet maker. Stove, sink and Formica cabinet tops. Finally replaced our 50 year old GE fridge with a new GE Stainless steel model. At our age, remodeling anything isn't going to happen.

Oh, and a toaster oven.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 05, 2024 10:58 AM (iODuv)

388 While the fellow was walking up to Chimney Rock the Louisiana State Police arrived. And the Cajun Navy is offering native swamp tour awards to any FEMA that interferes with the help.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 05, 2024 10:59 AM (+JNKR)

389 Dear Chunk Ugger,
you are a disgusting excuse for a human being. You are the filth that pond scum sucking bottom feeders refuse as it's to nasty to bother with. If you had a soul it would be a pus dripping, cockroach infested pile of stains. Shut the fuck up, you useless bag of lipids and failure.

Regards
Mayhem
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 05, 2024 10:55 AM (4XwPj)

Something tells me you're not a fan.

Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2024 10:59 AM (glBWI)

390 End Tribalism in Politics
@EndTribalism
Kamala Harris just now at her Wisconsin Rally with Liz Cheney:
“I also want to thank your father, Vice President Dick Cheney, for his support, and what he has done to serve our country.”
We live in a never ending South Park episode….
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 05, 2024 10:45 AM (L/fGl)

It gives me some amount of pleasure knowing there are Democrat Party people who will still vote for Montel Williams' side piece, but will be doing so knowing she is now gushing over Dick "Dick" Cheney.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 05, 2024 10:59 AM (J4UmJ)

391 I remember in 2001 when Michael Moore scolded the 9/11 hijackers for killing the wrong people, because NYC is blue and those buildings were filled with people sympathetic to the arab cause

Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2024 11:00 AM (/7KEl)

392 Who names their kid Cenk?

Posted by: Milton Berle's mother at October 05, 2024 11:00 AM (dg+HA)

393 Anyone know what TV channel might broadcast Trump’s Butler rally tonight? He’s scheduled to start speaking at 5pm ET…. I’d like to record as we’ll be out with kids but need a channel to set the recording…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 05, 2024 11:00 AM (HSqCq)

394 There's a YT in which historians discus the least accurate historical movie. They digress into an argument about which Best Picture winner is the worst movie, one contending it is Braveheart but the other nominating American Beauty. I'm going to have to go with American Beauty.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 05, 2024 11:00 AM (L/fGl)

395 I like The Last Samurai.

Don't much care that it is historically inaccurate or that its politics are terrible.

I'll read a history book if I want that.
Posted by: Japan Has Always Been Unwholesome at October 05, 2024 10:53 AM (WxgaY)
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One of the downsides of liking history is that you can't forget it upon demand. TLS is terrible for that, because it gets some of the stuff right, but then butchers the rest so that it's ham-handed plot can move forward.

In that case, the history was only part of its crime. I hated Cruise's character, particularly the way he was such a virtuoso swordsmen despite the fact that US cavalry used their swords for everything but fighting.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 11:00 AM (llXky)

396 Cenk Uygur explicating on the Bible is like Barack Obama explicating on changing a tire.

Posted by: 300 at October 05, 2024 11:00 AM (WBQfF)

397 Dear Chunk Ugger,
you are a disgusting excuse for a human being. You are the filth that pond scum sucking bottom feeders refuse as it's to nasty to bother with. If you had a soul it would be a pus dripping, cockroach infested pile of stains. Shut the fuck up, you useless bag of lipids and failure.

Regards
Mayhem
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 05, 2024 10:55 AM (4XwPj)

And yeah, this guy too. He knows what he is. He's not unlike Joe "The Intern Killer" Scarborough, he's required to say certain things, because the blackmail material they have on him is strong.

Now, what they have on Sink Booger, I don't know, I just know it must be real bad.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 05, 2024 11:02 AM (J4UmJ)

398 Tropical Depression #Fourteen Advisory 1: Tropical Depression Forms in the Southwestern Gulf of Mexico. Forecast to Strengthen and Bring the Risk of Life-Threatening Impacts to Portions of the West Coast of Florida Next Week.

--NHC

Posted by: one hour sober at October 05, 2024 11:02 AM (Y1sOo)

399 Cenk Uygur betrays a sick, death worshipping cult-like mindset…. And of course has zero understanding of scripture
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 05, 2024 10:56 AM (HSqCq)
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The actual Young Turks committed genocide and drove Turkey into a disastrous war destroying its empire and killing vast numbers of their people.

So I guess it's accurate.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 11:02 AM (llXky)

400 (c) suddenly keel over dead.
Posted by: PabloD
-----------------------------

That doctor thing. There's always a second opinion.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 05, 2024 11:03 AM (+JNKR)

401 Something tells me you're not a fan.
Posted by: Robert

I'm pretty neutral.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 05, 2024 11:03 AM (4XwPj)

402 If this song has been posted here recently, apologies. The year was 1979...

"I remember when you were down, you would always come running to me .."

https://tinyurl.com/3v6akhat

It makes sense if you consider we have a foreign circus running much of the federal gov.

Posted by: Rex B at October 05, 2024 11:03 AM (592Pr)

403 From what I've read, Braveheart is chock-full of historical inaccuracies

Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2024 11:04 AM (/7KEl)

404 They digress into an argument about which Best Picture winner is the worst movie, one contending it is Braveheart but the other nominating American Beauty. I'm going to have to go with American Beauty.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 05, 2024 11:00 AM (L/fGl)
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Braveheart has some funny parts and Longshanks is a great anti-hero.

American Beauty is fricken painful to watch. "Oh look, a plastic bag in the wind! So symbolic!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 11:04 AM (llXky)

405 You can probably replay the rally whenever you want on The Right Side Broadcasting YouTube channel.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 05, 2024 11:04 AM (dg+HA)

406
Tropical Depression #Fourteen Advisory 1:

Cancelled. No money. Gone.

-- FEMA

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 05, 2024 11:05 AM (RKVpM)

407 (NHC)...Threatening Impacts to Portions of the West Coast of Florida Next Week.

--NHC
Posted by: one hour sober
---------------------

Everything is a threatening impact on our lives.
Things like FedGov and FEMA make it worse.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 05, 2024 11:07 AM (+JNKR)

408 From what I've read, Braveheart is chock-full of historical inaccuracies
Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2024 11:04 AM (/7KEl)
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It buys heavily into the "prima noctum" myth which has zero basis in reality. Not a fan.

The larger point is that you get some movies whose very premise is so ahistorical and asinine that it wrecks the rest of it because you can't get past it.

"1917" was like this for me. The premise was ludicrous and that made the rest of it just a waste of time.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 11:07 AM (llXky)

409 Tropical Depression #Fourteen Advisory 1: Tropical Depression Forms in the Southwestern Gulf of Mexico. Forecast to Strengthen and Bring the Risk of Life-Threatening Impacts to Portions of the West Coast of Florida Next Week.

--NHC
Posted by: one hour sober at October 05, 2024 11:02 AM (Y1sOo)

I thought a tropical depression was when you blow out your flip-flop, step on a pop top, and have to cruise on back home.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 05, 2024 11:07 AM (J4UmJ)

410 For a Samurai movie buff, Cruise movie didn't cut it for me

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2024 11:08 AM (fwDg9)

411 I trust "secular muslims" on questions of the intent of old testament scripture.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2024 11:09 AM (D7oie)

412 Rulz for those of you in Escanaba

Every week a geography lesson!

Best wishes to y'all for this day.

Had a nice leash-less walk with Daisy Dog in the bright morning light. Might call it perfect except for how drought-stricken the lawn is. Need a great, big pipeline from the flood zones to the West.

Posted by: mindful webworker - praying for rain and for those with too much of it at October 05, 2024 11:09 AM (LFGyH)

413 From what I've read, Braveheart is chock-full of historical inaccuracies
Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2024 11:04 AM (/7KEl)

Which is kinda like saying the Hindenburg was chock full of some structural flaws.

But at least the Hindenburg was fun to watch.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 05, 2024 11:10 AM (J4UmJ)

414 Even BoB finding g it's a lot of swapped story and made up a fair amount. Yet those who assisted got their side of the story well

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2024 11:10 AM (fwDg9)

415 Looks like NOOD

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 11:10 AM (llXky)

416 For a Samurai movie buff, Cruise movie didn't cut it for me
Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2024 11:08 AM (fwDg9)

Not a tall tale?

Posted by: BurtTC at October 05, 2024 11:11 AM (J4UmJ)

417 Braveheart and American Beauty are both traditional American movies. They are worth one's time to watch. American Beauty wasn't intended to be fun but was well done all around and the ending, wow. Braveheart was well done fun.
I wish more movies of this quality would exist.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 05, 2024 11:12 AM (+JNKR)

418
♪ Here a lie, there a lie, never cooked a French Fry ♪

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 05, 2024 11:13 AM (RKVpM)

419 Good news, everyone!

Secretary Antony Blinken
@SecBlinken
The U.S. is at the forefront of humanitarian response to the growing crisis in Lebanon, announcing nearly $157 million in assistance today. We are committed to supporting those in need and delivering essential aid to displaced civilians, refugees and the communities hosting them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 05, 2024 11:14 AM (L/fGl)

420 I am busy here

KT HAZ A NOOD

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2024 11:16 AM (fwDg9)

421 Secretary Antony Blinken
@SecBlinken
The U.S. is at the forefront of humanitarian response to the growing crisis in Lebanon, announcing nearly $157 million in assistance today. We are committed to supporting those in need and delivering essential aid to displaced civilians, refugees and the communities hosting them.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 05, 2024 11:14 AM (L/fGl)

In other words our tax dollars are going to be used to pay for the rockets HizbAllah will use to try to murder our allies. "Humanitarian."

Fuck you, Tony, you incompetent fuck.

Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2024 11:18 AM (G9cr4)

422 Cenk Uygur explicating on the Bible is like Barack Obama explicating on changing a tire.
Posted by: 300 at October 05, 2024 11:00 AM (WBQfF)

More like how to best sexually please a woman.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 05, 2024 11:19 AM (0eaVi)

423 Ah, the emotional roller-coaster of the prayer list. So much need. God bless us every one.

A small prayer simply that we can fix the formatting on the list for greater legibility next week.

I'm on the list, I see. Eyelid surgery went smoothly, thanks, and I will (probably) get the stitches out on Tuesday. Looks like a terrible black eye right now. I say, you shoulda seen the other guy!

Prayers especially for spiritual healing for those who are sick in mind and spirit, especially those who are truly misinformed and misguided, and as a consequence estranged from good family.

Posted by: mindful webworker - and thanks for all the good at October 05, 2024 11:21 AM (LFGyH)

424 >>> 300 Just looked out the front window and noticed power trucks in my 'hood - we were back on Sunday evening, but looks like they're putting up some new poles. So I get to enjoy watching men doing manly things while I sip my covfefe. On a more serious note, God bless the linemen.
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 05, 2024 10:10 AM (EaPW0)

'Toxic' Masculinity is *awesome*.

A few days after our crazy windstorm (mid-June last year, 70-80mph and gusts maybe over 100mph) I was waiting in an office and another lady who was an office employee of the local power co, who mentioned some of the guys working on downed power lines had been getting IVs to re-hydrate.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 05, 2024 11:23 AM (FnneF)

425 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2024 10:44 AM (llXky)

Oh good grief, you're a writer.

Surely, you realize(as is proper for an American audience) that TLS is Tom Cruise's story not Saigo Takimori's stand-in's story.

It isn't even a WSM story because Tom Cruise's character is saved by the Japanese he meets and Japanese culture. A broken man become whole again.

But, even if Tom Cruise never showed up in the movie, the Saigo Takimori story is highly distorted.

Like an above commenter, I go to movies for entertainment. TLS did the job for me. I don't go or expect a completely true, completely unbiased historical review.

A more recent example of the same thing would be "Shogun", which was a highly distorted story of real Japanese historical figures with name changes and combinations, and ahistorical events, that featured an Englishman, who's story it really was, as the Westerners' entrance to a Japanese story setting they normally would've probably had zero interest in.

In any event, I think WSM is a silly complaint as other nations and cultures distort and insert their entrance character into historical settings. Why not us?

Posted by: naturalfake at October 05, 2024 12:09 PM (eDfFs)

426 Sharon, reservations made for the MoMe. See you in a couple of weeks. I can hardly wait.

Posted by: creeper at October 05, 2024 12:09 PM (M6moH)

427 22 I hope we don't devolve into a toast-centric thread like last week. Even though I'm eating toast.
Posted by: Happy Harry at October 05, 2024 08:25 AM (CV8a5)

I liked the toast thread. Don Black was on en fuego.

Posted by: m at October 05, 2024 02:08 PM (VnUSN)

428 )) Hot girls are waiting for you on --- www.Nu21.eu

Posted by: Vissa at October 05, 2024 02:22 PM (bAAMA)

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