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Li'l Bellybuckers Cafe

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Waterspout in Tampa Bay, by Joey Mole
This was taken before any of the most recent hurricanes

Backyard farm.

Escapism.

The Long Con.

These dogs know who butters their biscuits.

This lynx immediately became Big Man on Campus.

Secret passage.

I don't think he's saying "Little Timmy's trapped in the well."

Petting the new pupper.

Golden monkeys hug it out.

The Florida police found the man who tied his dog to a post on the side of the road as Hurricane Milton approached. Ron DeSantis says he'll be prosecuted for animal cruelty.

Dog captain.


Posted by: Ace at 07:45 PM




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1 first

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at October 16, 2024 07:44 PM (sMkAM)

2 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2024 07:44 PM (fwDg9)

3 second

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at October 16, 2024 07:45 PM (sMkAM)

4 zounds

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at October 16, 2024 07:45 PM (sMkAM)

5 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 16, 2024 07:46 PM (WXNFJ)

6 Going down harder than Helen Thomas after you buy her jewelry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 16, 2024 07:47 PM (zf2Ot)

7 I hope the doggeh can get hisself down from there...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 16, 2024 07:47 PM (MeG8a)

8 Nyah!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2024 07:47 PM (4oRew)

9 Willowed:

I guess ole Brett got a testosterone injection before the interview.

That was good.

Clearly, he was trying to not "be mean to the girl", but-

he still asked the hard questions and asked follow-ups.

To bad Que Mala's staff shut down the interview before she started shrieking cuz she clearly looked like she was about to lose it.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 16, 2024 07:48 PM (eDfFs)

10 Added a few more images

https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2024 07:48 PM (4oRew)

11 Finally!

Last thread smelled of bok choy and desperation.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2024 07:49 PM (RUMEY)

12 I want that dog in the escape clip !

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 16, 2024 07:49 PM (D6PGr)

13 Tampa bats are some of the nicest bats you will ever meet.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2024 07:49 PM (vFG9F)

14 Going down harder than Bob Dole when the pill wears off.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2024 07:49 PM (RUMEY)

15 Daily Mail US @DailyMail Oct 15
Elon Musk's mission to Mars could RUIN the Red Planet, scientist warns - as the SpaceX CEO reveals plans to set up a city there by 2054

Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando 2h
We must have a $3 million multi-year study on how the Mars voyage might disproportionately impact BIPOC and LGBTQIA+ nonexistent life forms before the mission is allowed to proceed

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 07:50 PM (hovnC)

16 Are we sure that's a dog on that pyramid? How did he get up there and why would he go? Poor thing must be hungry and thirsty.

Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2024 07:50 PM (79pEw)

17 But mainly of flop sweat and desperation.

Bok Choy for the win.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2024 07:51 PM (4oRew)

18 Escapism.

-
That's the Lara Croft of puppies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 16, 2024 07:51 PM (L/fGl)

19 Going down harder than a chili dog after ace has been on a 3 day fast.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 16, 2024 07:51 PM (zf2Ot)

20 Long Con is funny

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2024 07:51 PM (fwDg9)

21 I like that the guy leaves with the dogs to. She butters his biscuit also.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 16, 2024 07:51 PM (D6PGr)

22 They want an Environmental Impact Statement for Mars. I say whoever sets foot there first gets dibs.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2024 07:51 PM (vFG9F)

23 Treat cat looks like Wilford Brimley

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2024 07:51 PM (RUMEY)

24 That's the Lara Croft of puppies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 16, 2024 07:51 PM (L/fGl)

Huge polyganal breasts?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 16, 2024 07:52 PM (zf2Ot)

25
A group of federal agencies need to form a task force to determine if the election should go forward.

Posted by: Auspex at October 16, 2024 07:52 PM (j4U/Z)

26 Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando 1h
Gosh I’m sensing a slight difference in tone

https://tinyurl.com/3n4f3c89
AP news 'reports' re. Biden's and Trump's age screencaps

Clay Segers @CSegers3 3h
Replying to @Oilfield_Rando @redsteeze:
The Associated Press @AP Jul 4
Biden at 81: Sharp and focused but sometimes confused and forgetful apnews.com/article/biden-age…

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 07:52 PM (hovnC)

27 Little coach with a big attitude. pic.twitter.com/8oWUeLF2pM

— Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) October 16, 2024
________
Is that Durocher, or Martin?

Posted by: Eeyore at October 16, 2024 07:53 PM (1bNHn)

28 Glad to see dog on top pyramid, was conversation this morning I think.

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2024 07:54 PM (fwDg9)

29 Dog captain.

Pfft. He's just a figurehead.

Posted by: mikeski at October 16, 2024 07:54 PM (DgGvY)

30 #15 addendum:

Andrew Follett @AndrewCFollett 1h Replying to @Oilfield_Rando
You joke...

But this is a VERY REAL THING Leftoids have intentionally done to destroy the Mars program.

Its called "planetary protection" and it's the dumbest thing in human history...pure excuse to do nothing while collecting a paycheck.

A deranged enviro impact statement for rocks.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 07:55 PM (hovnC)

31 Well it ain't Larry Croft from Netflix...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2024 07:56 PM (4oRew)

32 Very much enjoy the kitty and Lynx content. Always a crowd pleaser, second only to Penguin Content which delights all well brought up people.

Posted by: Penguin Pete at October 16, 2024 07:56 PM (nS6qG)

33 Looks like bent dick syndrome.

So I've been told. Repetitively.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 16, 2024 07:56 PM (Q4IgG)

34
Is that Durocher, or Martin?
Posted by: Eeyore at October 16, 2024 07:53 PM (1bNHn)

________

Miller Hutchins told Babe Ruth to sit down and shut up when he wanted to get into a game after Hutchins suspended him.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2024 07:57 PM (EsZUh)

35 The players in the multicolored jerseys all had resting bitch face during the kid coach bit. They must be losing.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 16, 2024 07:58 PM (D6PGr)

36 "All these worlds are yours save Europa
Attempt no landing there
Use them together
Use them in peace."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2024 07:58 PM (4oRew)

37 How anybody can claim anything about another planet without actually going there is beyond me. This ain't star trek and we ain't got no planetary federation. It you want a piece of the action, you gotta be able to get out of orbit.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2024 07:59 PM (vFG9F)

38 JD Vance @JDVance 56m
To my Democratic friends: maybe you should consider swapping Kamala Harris for Joe Biden.

Logan Hall @loganclarkhall 1h
“did you watch the interview? i bet you and pelosi regret pulling a coup on me now. good luck in november. no refunds, jack.”

https://tinyurl.com/3brra34c
IMAGE

Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra 6h
At the Ethel Kennedy Memorial Service, Joe Biden's boss, Obama, was visibly upset, looking deeply concerned about something.

It seems the shadow presidency has come to an end.

https://tinyurl.com/37mb9nt9
43 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 07:59 PM (hovnC)

39
Are lynxes in nature that fat? I think that lynx has lost its fighting form thanks to going domestic.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2024 07:59 PM (3uBbp)

40 Little coach with a big attitude.

Obviously staged but I found it pretty funny. Little Billy Martin. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 16, 2024 07:59 PM (mH6SG)

41
obama-biden tiff?

My guess: It was biden asking obama if he stabbed him in the back. Then obama getting pissed because some old pedo white man was giving him lip.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 16, 2024 08:00 PM (5hC+G)

42 These dogs know who butters their biscuits.

Dogs don't lie. They know who feeds them the people food when that person goes to the magic room.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 16, 2024 08:01 PM (3Ope8)

43
Why didn't the president go to Ethel Kennedy's funeral?

RFK was there, and they're pals.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 16, 2024 08:01 PM (5hC+G)

44
There's no lack of qualified people who are willing to make a one-way trip to Mars.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2024 08:01 PM (EsZUh)

45 The dog in the mud in the swamp Dear God

Posted by: Gonzotx at October 16, 2024 08:01 PM (YjECI)

46 They should be happy. Part of the plan is to pull the CO2 out of the Mars atmosphere and extract the oxygen.

Isn’t CO2 their mortal enemy?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 16, 2024 08:02 PM (D6PGr)

47 The James Bond theme made that dog escape video pop.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2024 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

48 He's just pissed that Biden's talking to him.

Posted by: Accomack at October 16, 2024 08:03 PM (oERdd)

49 I loved Escape Dog.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 16, 2024 08:03 PM (FfSAJ)

50 Isn’t CO2 their mortal enemy?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 16, 2024 08:02 PM (D6PGr)


Not in the first 30 seconds or.so...

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2024 08:03 PM (W/lyH)

51 Biden and Obama quarrel?

Retard fight !!!!

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 16, 2024 08:03 PM (D6PGr)

52 Also, on X, the guy who was supposedly abused by Walz has dropped a video. Hoo boy.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 16, 2024 08:03 PM (Cp1vk)

53 Imperator Philippus Arabus @PhilippusArabus 3h
Van Jones: “No ethnic majority group in 10,000 years of human history ever went from being a majority to being a minority and liked it, and that's basically the request from the racial justice left… We want the White majority to go from a majority to a minority and like it.”

RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9 1h
Incredible. Simply incredible. We should be thankful for mask-off moments like this, when our enemies say what they really think and want.

These moments of honest can only clarify the situation and the stakes for us. They want Europeans to acquiesce in their own oblivion.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 08:03 PM (hovnC)

54
It seems the shadow presidency has come to an end.

https://tinyurl.com/37mb9nt9
43 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck

=============

Get the lip readers on that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2024 08:04 PM (3uBbp)

55 Just in case there are indigenous Martians, we have to be prepared to make reparations.

Posted by: A expert at October 16, 2024 08:04 PM (vFG9F)

56 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 8h
Interest In Drag Queen Story Hours Wanes After They're Renamed More Accurate 'Man Wearing Lingerie Wants To Spend Time With Your Kids Hour'
buff.ly/3BVB6wZ

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 08:04 PM (hovnC)

57 37 How anybody can claim anything about another planet without actually going there is beyond me. This ain't star trek and we ain't got no planetary federation. It you want a piece of the action, you gotta be able to get out of orbit.
Posted by: fd
-----------------

After Musk gets his colony going (self perpetuating) he'll lay down some ground rules for the old world. Immigration policies and such.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2024 08:04 PM (vR8F3)

58 Well it ain't Larry Croft from Netflix...
Posted by: Anna Puma

The Critical Drinker savages Netflix Tomb Raider.

https://is.gd/lycEgM

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 16, 2024 08:05 PM (L/fGl)

59
He's just pissed that Biden's talking to him.
Posted by: Accomack at October 16, 2024 08:03 PM (oERdd)

_______

Obama thinks babies should kiss him. What a puffed-up president-manqué.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2024 08:05 PM (EsZUh)

60 In Niven's Known Universe it was water that killed the Martians.

With H.G. Wells, Mars was sliding into global cooling.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2024 08:05 PM (4oRew)

61 The problem with Mars is too little sunlight, not a local of CO2.

Posted by: Accomack at October 16, 2024 08:06 PM (28cZF)

62 Get the lip readers on that.
-------
My first thought too, and a replier on the thread!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 08:06 PM (hovnC)

63 Van Jones I have news for you . ‘White’ people have been a minority in the world for hundreds of years .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 16, 2024 08:06 PM (D6PGr)

64 Also, on X, the guy who was supposedly abused by Walz has dropped a video. Hoo boy.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 16, 2024 08:03 PM (Cp1vk)


Things are getting interesting.

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2024 08:06 PM (lCppi)

65 Are lynxes in nature that fat? I think that lynx has lost its fighting form thanks to going domestic.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Lynx probably dewormed, and getting good food dumped in a bowl in front it, not having to hunt, run down, and kill prey, might tend to make it chunky. I have to fight it, too.

Posted by: Felix the Cat at October 16, 2024 08:06 PM (nS6qG)

66 It seems the shadow presidency has come to an end.

https://tinyurl.com/37mb9nt9
43 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck


Huh!
A lot of important people in that church. I wonder if God was there?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2024 08:07 PM (W/lyH)

67 I wish they would drop these bombs before early voting starts.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2024 08:07 PM (vFG9F)

68
After Musk gets his colony going (self perpetuating) he'll lay down some ground rules for the old world. Immigration policies and such.
Posted by: Braenyard

============

I hope it's something like "All murderers and rapists must become Martian immigrants."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2024 08:08 PM (3uBbp)

69 Just in case there are indigenous Martians, we have to be prepared to make reparations.
Posted by: A expert
------
And make a stolen-land land claims acknowledgement.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 08:08 PM (hovnC)

70
Just in case there are indigenous Martians, we have to be prepared to make reparations.
Posted by: A expert

I do hope that there are plans in place to drop blankets suffused with smallpox virus all over the place afore who-mans land there.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2024 08:08 PM (xG4kz)

71 Now, the whole world can see how Kamala fares under even mildly adversarial questioning.

What a bitch.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2024 08:09 PM (OHzmO)

72 Saw a water spout in the harbor in Sinop Turkey. It was beautiful. Freaky too as it was silent, at least from where I was watching.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2024 08:10 PM (W/lyH)

73 The problem with Mars is too little sunlight, not a local of CO2.
Posted by: Accomack at October 16, 2024 08:06 PM (28cZF)

I guess my snark didn’t hit the mark. Or just normal operating procedure at aos to correct everything, snark or not.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 16, 2024 08:10 PM (D6PGr)

74 Bring plenty of women and beer to Mars.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 16, 2024 08:10 PM (J8LnB)

75 Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

Terraform Mars NOW!

Oxygen will kill the indigenous population.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2024 08:10 PM (u82oZ)

76 I'd like to go on record stating that H G Wells was spot on. The reason we will never inhabit another planet (and the reason we will never get an in person visit from any other species out there) is because "visitors" would not have the immune system to deal with all the viruses and bacteria.

Just take a gallon of good old earth sea water. In a single gallon you will find 10 to the 35th power viruses and bacteria. And, unless your species was here for a length of time to develop a natural immunity to most of it...you're screwed and so is Marvin the Martian.

The only planets we can likely got to and live are ones where nothing is growing, and nothing will ever grow. In short Billions of dollars to go see the biggest ball of twine in the Midwest.

Posted by: Orson at October 16, 2024 08:11 PM (dIske)

77
Now, the whole world can see how Kamala fares under even mildly adversarial questioning.

_________

Imagine a Harris-Putin summit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2024 08:11 PM (EsZUh)

78 Avi Yemini @OzraeliAvi 17h
🚨 US Border Agent SPILLS THE BEANS on what's really going on

The officer confirms details about how illegal immigrants are coached to exploit the system as residents are forced to deal with the influx of migrants.

Avi Yemini @OzraeliAvi 4h
At a make-shift migrant camp, my team and I found a half-burned flyer left behind by migrants that gives detailed instructions on how to navigate and manipulate the U.S. immigration system

Border Patrol told me the document gets distributed by leftwing activists

Insane

https://tinyurl.com/4cu9bdfm
13:29 minutes [!] long interview, onsite.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 08:12 PM (hovnC)

79 Or just normal operating procedure at aos to correct everything, snark or not.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

That's not our normal operating procedure.

Posted by: mikeski at October 16, 2024 08:12 PM (DgGvY)

80 I better hit the hay, didn't get much last night been up since 2:30am.
At least not leaving the state for work, just the county.
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2024 08:12 PM (fwDg9)

81 mikeski

It's been a decade since Flamewar Fridays.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2024 08:13 PM (u82oZ)

82 "All these worlds are yours save Europa
Attempt no landing there
Use them together
Use them in peace."
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2024 07:58 PM (4oRew)
====

Something wonderful is going to happen!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2024 08:14 PM (OHzmO)

83 That's not our normal operating procedure.
Posted by: mikeski

Well, it is our operating procedure, but no one would call it normal

Posted by: MkY at October 16, 2024 08:14 PM (cPGH3)

84 G'nite, Skip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 16, 2024 08:15 PM (mH6SG)

85 Jugears bitching to Joe:

https://t.ly/JxQk5

Posted by: Tonypete at October 16, 2024 08:15 PM (WXNFJ)

86 Andy Ngo @MrAndyNgo 3h
Irish Antifa activist and @sinnfeinireland party senator Niall Ó Donnghaile @niallSF abruptly resigned last year from the Senate. Now it has emerged it was because he sent “inappropriate” messages, including to an underage boy. His party tried to cover that up.

The leftist used his position in the Senate to share Antifa propaganda and to call his political targets “fascists.”
===
BTW, I think that's the Gaelic spelling of O'Donnelly or O'Donnell.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 08:16 PM (hovnC)

87 66 It seems the shadow presidency has come to an end.

https://tinyurl.com/37mb9nt9
43 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck
---------

Clinton shushes them at the end.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2024 08:17 PM (vR8F3)

88 San Franpsycho

Pan Am X will come back as an airline / space line?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2024 08:18 PM (u82oZ)

89 O'Dunghill

O'Donghell

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 16, 2024 08:18 PM (NMT5x)

90 The U.S. Citizenship Act of 2021 was a legislative bill that was proposed by President Joe Biden on his first day in office.

I forgot that.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2024 08:19 PM (gbOdA)

91 Good evening, friends!

Posted by: Piper at October 16, 2024 08:19 PM (pZEOD)

92 I’d take a one way trip to Mars but I don’t think I’d be offered being over 29.

One thing I learned is that water is actually the best barrier /insulator against space radiation but of course the problem is its weight and transport of same. Of course they are looking at the mars frozen water to use. Also the soil contains High amount of perchlorate which would require hydroponics to grow food.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 16, 2024 08:19 PM (D6PGr)

93
Clinton shushes them at the end.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2024 08:17 PM (vR8F3)

__________

Before the murders started.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2024 08:19 PM (EsZUh)

94 https://tinyurl.com/37mb9nt9

This is. So. AWESOME!

Obama, I drink your tears with joy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2024 08:19 PM (OHzmO)

95 If "I actually don't know what you are talking about" isn't an ad by tomorrow I'm going to be disappointed in Trump's team.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2024 08:19 PM (LkLld)

96

lol, there's another invasion "caravan" about to rush our open border right before election day

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 16, 2024 08:20 PM (5hC+G)

97 Pan Am X will come back as an airline / space line?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2024 08:18 PM (u82oZ)
===-

Every airline dies eventually...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2024 08:21 PM (OHzmO)

98
"That dumb bitch was your idea, Barry."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2024 08:22 PM (EsZUh)

99 Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer 1h [andy: Former Obama Senior Advisor]
Kamala Harris handled that Fox News interview with confidence and skill. Now try to imagine Donald Trump handling tough, antagonistic questions.

GayLumberjack @gay_lumberjack 1h Replying to @danpfeiffer
thank you for your attempt at setting the narrative. but your application is denied.

conservative cold pizza @coldpizzapundit 1h Replying to @danpfeiffer
He was with Bloomberg yesterday. He went to NABJ. He holds live rapid fire press conferences. You're dumb. By the way she did not do well. She avoided all questions and filibustered so she couldn't get followed up on.

Exiled Somewhere in USA @MyPresidentme 1h Replying to @danpfeiffer
We don't have to imagine it ... Trump does it all the time. Kamala was awful, didn't answer questions, and lost her temper. Gaslighting only goes so far, Dan.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 08:22 PM (hovnC)

100 I missed the snark, my apologies.
The whole Mars as Earth 2 stuff irritates me.

Posted by: Accomack at October 16, 2024 08:22 PM (JY+81)

101 Every airline dies eventually...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2024 08:21 PM (OHzmO)

Now do trains.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2024 08:23 PM (gbOdA)

102 lol, there's another invasion "caravan" about to rush our open border right before election day

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 16, 2024 08:20 PM (5hC+G)
---
I'm guessing their welcome packet will include a stack of ballots for them to fill out...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 16, 2024 08:23 PM (BpYfr)

103 95 If "I actually don't know what you are talking about" isn't an ad by tomorrow I'm going to be disappointed in Trump's team.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2024 08:19 PM (LkLld)

Trumps team has been pretty sharp. No reason to believe they'd miss that fast ball across the middle.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2024 08:23 PM (RUMEY)

104 If "I actually don't know what you are talking about" isn't an ad by tomorrow I'm going to be disappointed in Trump's team.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2024 08:19 PM (LkLld)
===

"We both know what I'm talking about!"

No one knows.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2024 08:23 PM (OHzmO)

105 Huh!
A lot of important people in that church. I wonder if God was there?
Posted by: Diogenes
-----------------------

He/she of the SS? with the ponytail certainly was.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2024 08:23 PM (vR8F3)

106 Posted by: Orson at October 16, 2024 08:11 PM (dIske)

So you’re saying there is life on Mars and other planets?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 16, 2024 08:24 PM (D6PGr)

107
Oh tell me they're using the phrase "grace under pressure" to gaslight us about malaka.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 16, 2024 08:24 PM (5hC+G)

108 My current Windows 11 background is strangely CAFE appropriate. It's a cute little hedgehog curled up into a little ball, with its beady little eyes looking straight at me.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 16, 2024 08:24 PM (BpYfr)

109 The full-throated support of the Democrat party by Big Penguin is motivated by the desire for world conquest and domination. They have publicly stated their devious goals, and the capture of power within the most dangerous party in the country is just one step in achieving that end. The pretty propaganda masks a mephitic evil that must be stopped.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at October 16, 2024 08:24 PM (vFG9F)

110 Every airline dies eventually...
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Years ago I read an article on the airline industry. The industry as a whole has never made a dime, other than government subsidies.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 16, 2024 08:25 PM (Cp1vk)

111 missed the snark, my apologies.
The whole Mars as Earth 2 stuff irritates me.
Posted by: Accomack at October 16, 2024 08:22 PM (JY+81)

Not necessary. It’s the aos way and better than any other blog.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 16, 2024 08:25 PM (D6PGr)

112 San Franpsycho

You warned us a decade ago. Thank you again.

The prayer "May God make my enemies ridiculous" has been answered.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2024 08:25 PM (u82oZ)

113 Could you fly by planets with h and o and make water.
the o would be a bitch.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2024 08:26 PM (gbOdA)

114 Every airline dies eventually...
Posted by: San Franpsycho

This has always mystified me. TWA, Pan Am, how could they just die? And Eastern Airlines had huge business flying the northeast Corridor flying to/from Florida. How could someone screw that up?

Posted by: Fly By Night at October 16, 2024 08:26 PM (nS6qG)

115
Jugears bitching to Joe:

https://t.ly/JxQk5
Posted by: Tonypete

Needs Jimmuh "Cap'n Christopher Pike" Carter for side-splitting ribaldry.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2024 08:27 PM (xG4kz)

116 Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly

After DIE pilots, Boing aircraft, and ATCs, no one will fly.

Our great great grandchildren will only see drones in the air.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2024 08:27 PM (u82oZ)

117 Evening.

The dog in mud video looks like several different videos spliced together.

Posted by: Robert at October 16, 2024 08:27 PM (PevSD)

118 TP Turnstile cat!

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2024 08:27 PM (LHPAg)

119 Trump Day One
(too much needs to be done to have a complete list)

1. Fire worthless Fedgovs
2. Sieze cartel bank accounts
3. Use money to deputize America-First US citizens (ala
FDR *spit* program to get Americans on their feet
again)
4. Deputized US citizens carry out deportations (with
prejudice as required)
5. Set up program to care for the rescued trafficked kids

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 16, 2024 08:27 PM (NMT5x)

120 May I please dogface to the banana patch?

Posted by: Kamala at October 16, 2024 08:28 PM (u73oe)

121 Anyway, my day was bullshit. How is everyone else doing?

Posted by: Robert at October 16, 2024 08:28 PM (PevSD)

122 Every airline dies eventually...
Posted by: San Franpsycho

This has always mystified me. TWA, Pan Am, how could they just die? And Eastern Airlines had huge business flying the northeast Corridor flying to/from Florida. How could someone screw that up?
Posted by: Fly By Night at October 16, 2024 08:26 PM (nS6qG)

The planes. I don’t know if this is the correct amount but they cost a shit ton of money.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 16, 2024 08:28 PM (D6PGr)

123 We'll colonize Mars first. We like the cold and living in colonies.

Posted by: Big Penguin Is Our Friend at October 16, 2024 08:28 PM (nS6qG)

124 Fly By Night

Eastern was ended by one specific union guy who hated the astronaut CEO.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2024 08:28 PM (u82oZ)

125 il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo 1h
WHO DID THIS???🤣🤣🤣

https://tinyurl.com/4um76tp8
40 seconds; at Ethel's funeral

Lip-reader 'translated', or a live-mic, or maybe impersonators.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 08:28 PM (hovnC)

126
Is it too late to replace Kammie with Jimmy? He's eligible, after all.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2024 08:28 PM (EsZUh)

127 Every woman at PDT Fox townhall raised their hand on men playing against girls.
So why do the liberal women think this is ok
molested and think the next person deserves it
just being nice
guilt and want to play along

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2024 08:29 PM (gbOdA)

128 "Anyway, my day was bullshit. How is everyone else doing?
Posted by: Robert"

I was raised in a middle class family.

Posted by: Camela at October 16, 2024 08:29 PM (vFG9F)

129 112 San Franpsycho

You warned us a decade ago. Thank you again.

The prayer "May God make my enemies ridiculous" has been answered.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2024 08:25 PM (u82oZ)
I just pray they are being held in ridicule by GOD, and soon he will remove them.

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2024 08:29 PM (LHPAg)

130 This has always mystified me. TWA, Pan Am, how could they just die? And Eastern Airlines had huge business flying the northeast Corridor flying to/from Florida. How could someone screw that up?
Posted by: Fly By Night at October 16, 2024 08:26 PM (nS6qG)

gradually
suddenly

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2024 08:29 PM (gbOdA)

131 The fan thing brought back a memory from many years ago when my little brother was maybe 5? He had bunk beds and you could reach the ceiling fan from the top bunk. My sister and I put all of his underwear on the blades and turned it on full speed - it sent underwear flying. We then decided to do this with stuffed animals, which was also fun, but it messed up the weights on the blades making the whole thing wonky. My dad came up to his room and wondered “why in Sam Hill is this fan messed up?” We were shocked that my brother didn’t rat us out.

Posted by: Piper at October 16, 2024 08:30 PM (pZEOD)

132 One of the biggest challenges that I face is mis and disinformation. And it’s purposeful because it is meant to convince people that they somehow should not believe that the work that I have done has occurred and has meaning.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at October 16, 2024 08:30 PM (vFG9F)

133 The full-throated support of the Democrat party by Big Penguin is motivated by the desire for world conquest and domination. They have publicly stated their devious goals, and the capture of power within the most dangerous party in the country is just one step in achieving that end. The pretty propaganda masks a mephitic evil that must be stopped.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at October 16, 2024 08:24 PM

The enormity of this Truth cannot be overstated, and needs to be recognized by everyone.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2024 08:30 PM (a3Q+t)

134 Also, on X, the guy who was supposedly abused by Walz has dropped a video. Hoo boy.
-----
Things are getting interesting.

Has any traditional media dared to even notice?

Posted by: Oddbob at October 16, 2024 08:31 PM (/y8xj)

135 This has always mystified me. TWA, Pan Am, how could they just die? And Eastern Airlines had huge business flying the northeast Corridor flying to/from Florida. How could someone screw that up?
Posted by: Fly By Night at October 16, 2024 08:26 PM (nS6qG)

Mismanagement.

It's a bit apples to oranges but there was a popular restaurant in my hometown that went under but not for lack of business. My understanding is the owner passed the responsibilities to his kids who proceeded to fuck up all the financials and *POOF* permanently closed.

Then it got sold and turned into an overpriced Italian restaurant that wasn't any better than Olive Garden.

Anyway, now I want breadsticks and margaritas.

Posted by: Robert at October 16, 2024 08:32 PM (WT4qh)

136
Has any traditional media dared to even notice?
Posted by: Oddbob at October 16, 2024 08:31 PM (/y8xj)

________

The investigation will be finished by November 1st. Of 2156.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2024 08:33 PM (EsZUh)

137 Breaking911
@Breaking911
Oct 15
Ohio cop vs. giant runaway pumpkin 😂🎃👮‍♂️

https://tinyurl.com/2t2p87zm
2:51 minutes

DissocialSpace @DissocialSpace 20h Replying to @Breaking911
BREAKING NEWS - Giant inflatable pumpkin self-identifies as annoying leftist climate protester and decides to block traffic by sitting in the middle of the road.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 08:34 PM (hovnC)

138 131 The fan thing brought back a memory from many years ago when my little brother was maybe 5? He had bunk beds and you could reach the ceiling fan from the top bunk. My sister and I put all of his underwear on the blades and turned it on full speed - it sent underwear flying. We then decided to do this with stuffed animals, which was also fun, but it messed up the weights on the blades making the whole thing wonky. My dad came up to his room and wondered “why in Sam Hill is this fan messed up?” We were shocked that my brother didn’t rat us out.
Posted by: Piper

That was funny, but it reminded me I have wet clothes in the washer. Thanks.

Posted by: Big Penguin Lackey at October 16, 2024 08:34 PM (nS6qG)

139 Southwest Airlines is committing suicide. Herb Kelleher not the boss anymore.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2024 08:34 PM (vR8F3)

140 1. Fire worthless Fedgovs
2. Sieze cartel bank accounts
3. Use money to deputize America-First US citizens (ala
FDR *spit* program to get Americans on their feet
again)
4. Deputized US citizens carry out deportations (with
prejudice as required)
5. Set up program to care for the rescued trafficked kids
Posted by: haffhowershower at October 16, 2024 08:27 PM (NMT5x)

This is kind of cruel but...
Kill them
Kill their families
Send in killers to kill them
You could kill the top 50 people for 75 to 100 million
Yes it is in Mexico next door but anything else is pissing in the wind.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2024 08:34 PM (gbOdA)

141 The enormity of this Truth cannot be overstated, and needs to be recognized by everyone.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2024 08:30 PM (a3Q+t)

The enormity of the truth, much like the enormity of my cock...

Posted by: Robert at October 16, 2024 08:34 PM (WT4qh)

142 I need to catch up and see how ol Brett did today.

Posted by: Piper at October 16, 2024 08:35 PM (pZEOD)

143 Airlines are doomed by labor costs.
The Martian atmosphere is in equilibrium with its gravity and thermal state. It is not wrong.
If the Mets are not going to field the ball, they should tell us so we can watch NFL replays.

Posted by: Accomack at October 16, 2024 08:36 PM (Udy3r)

144 gawd she is such an idiot I can't believe how close she is to being commander in chief and president of the USA. Truth is truly stranger than fiction.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2024 08:36 PM (vFG9F)

145 136
Has any traditional media dared to even notice?
Posted by: Oddbob at October 16, 2024 08:31 PM (/y8xj)

________

The investigation will be finished by November 1st. Of 2156.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2024 08:33 PM (EsZUh)
See, that's just like the Warren Commission. No released because JFK was believed to been shot by .25 Beretta that was in his hip pocket. Big James Bond fan.

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2024 08:36 PM (LHPAg)

146 Does anyone really like lasagna? I mean like really? Just seems like Italican casserole and no one really likes casserole. Also, the name is ugly.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 16, 2024 08:37 PM (IG4Id)

147 137 Breaking911
@Breaking911
Oct 15
Ohio cop vs. giant runaway pumpkin 😂🎃👮‍♂️

https://tinyurl.com/2t2p87zm
2:51 minutes

DissocialSpace @DissocialSpace 20h Replying to @Breaking911
BREAKING NEWS - Giant inflatable pumpkin self-identifies as annoying leftist climate protester and decides to block traffic by sitting in the middle of the road.

Posted by: andycanuck


Hands off Cleveland, you stupid pumpkin.

Posted by: The Tomato at October 16, 2024 08:38 PM (yKhjs)

148 I like lasagna done right but like anything it's mostly done wrong.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2024 08:38 PM (vFG9F)

149 She’s certifiably terrible, and yet I thought the same about Biden and his tales from the corn pop crypt.

Some idiot I work with had the nerve to tell me he’s excited to vote for her because she’s “not an old white man”, that she’s intelligent and well spoken. Well spoken about what exactly? Intelligent compared to what? Baby bok choy?

Posted by: H at October 16, 2024 08:39 PM (4N/0w)

150 I don't follow music at all but...

Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
BREAKING: Former 'One Direction' star Liam Payne dead at 31 after fall from hotel in Argentina; unclear if accidental - TMZ

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 9m
JUST IN - TMZ has drawn outrage for publishing cropped photos of Liam Payne’s body taken after the One Direction singer fell to his death from the roof of a hotel in Buenos Aires, Argentina — TMZ has now removed those photos.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 08:39 PM (hovnC)

151 146 Oh, come on. Lasagna is awesome.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 08:39 PM (v6JzV)

152 DissocialSpace @DissocialSpace 20h Replying to @Breaking911
BREAKING NEWS - Giant inflatable pumpkin self-identifies as annoying leftist climate protester and decides to block traffic by sitting in the middle of the road.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC)
---

Two minutes to figure out that you can't push it you have to pull it.
That's a people skill, coax them along, don't be pushy.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2024 08:39 PM (vR8F3)

153 146 Does anyone really like lasagna? I mean like really? Just seems like Italican casserole and no one really likes casserole. Also, the name is ugly.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 16, 2024 08:37 PM (IG4Id)

Yes. Love it.

Posted by: davidt at October 16, 2024 08:39 PM (i0F8b)

154 Does anyone really like lasagna? I mean like really? Just seems like Italican casserole and no one really likes casserole. Also, the name is ugly.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 16, 2024 08:37 PM (IG4Id)

I do. In fact, that was dinner tonight. And I ain't even Eye-talian.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 16, 2024 08:39 PM (Ad8y9)

155
Airlines are doomed by labor costs.

__________

Railroads were dying in the 60s and 70s. When they shed passenger service and reduced manning, plus sunsetting the ICC, they became profitable again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2024 08:39 PM (EsZUh)

156 https://tinyurl.com/2t2p87zm
2:51 minutes

DissocialSpace @DissocialSpace 20h Replying to @Breaking911
BREAKING NEWS - Giant inflatable pumpkin self-identifies as annoying leftist climate protester and decides to block traffic by sitting in the middle of the road.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 08:34 PM (hovnC)

That was funny. Thing swallowed that dude at one point like the thing in The Prisoner.

Posted by: Robert at October 16, 2024 08:40 PM (WT4qh)

157 146 Does anyone really like lasagna? I mean like really? Just seems like Italican casserole and no one really likes casserole. Also, the name is ugly.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 16, 2024 08:37 PM (IG4Id

It depends on the skill of the chef. I've had lasagna in little Italy and lasagne at a girlfriend's house.

One is incredible and one is not.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2024 08:40 PM (RUMEY)

158 146 Does anyone really like lasagna? I mean like really? Just seems like Italican casserole and no one really likes casserole. Also, the name is ugly.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 16, 2024 08:37 PM (IG4Id)
I can't believe you said that.
-Garfield T. Cat

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2024 08:40 PM (LHPAg)

159 Does anyone really like lasagna? I mean like really?
Posted by: weft cut-loop

I do not. I used to love (good) lasagna. When the late Mrs. TP passed away, every friend of hers, neighbor lady and all of my kids' school groups seemed to bring pans of Stouffers frozen lasagna. Honestly, I had 20 or more of them in the freezer. I gave away as many as I could and fed the kids with then a few times but who wants 100s of servings of lasagna.

I've only eaten it once in the 20 years since she passed.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 16, 2024 08:41 PM (WXNFJ)

160 Lasagna is great with lots of sausage or ground beef.
If you use ground penguin, blanch the meat first and use lots of sage.
I have seen more political ads in one month here in Accomack than in 10 years in Queens.

Posted by: Accomack at October 16, 2024 08:41 PM (Y6Ecf)

161 Now I'm hungry for lasagna.

Posted by: davidt at October 16, 2024 08:41 PM (i0F8b)

162 Does anyone really like lasagna? I mean like really? Just seems like Italican casserole and no one really likes casserole. Also, the name is ugly.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 16, 2024 08:37 PM (IG4Id)

Lasagna is freakin' great.

And with that, lasagna made in a bundt pan.

https://youtu.be/eXrlL4DkO-k

Posted by: Robert at October 16, 2024 08:42 PM (Ok9rV)

163 Should have kept scrolling a bit more...

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
BREAKING: Several witnesses at the hotel where he was staying in Buenos Aires told TMZ that Liam fell from his room on the 3rd floor of the CasaSur Palermo Hotel. We do not know if it was intentional or accidental.

According to witnesses, Liam had been acting erratic in the hotel lobby earlier -- he smashed his laptop, and had to be carried back to his room. - TMZ

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 08:42 PM (hovnC)

164 Piper-survival instinct!

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 16, 2024 08:42 PM (NMT5x)

165 This is kind of cruel but...
Kill them
Kill their families
Send in killers to kill them
You could kill the top 50 people for 75 to 100 million
Yes it is in Mexico next door but anything else is pissing in the wind.
Posted by: rhennigantx
------------

Master of understatement.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2024 08:43 PM (vR8F3)

166
There has to be microbial life on Mars.

If just to shut down Elon Musk.

Posted by: Auspex at October 16, 2024 08:43 PM (j4U/Z)

167 "Stouffers frozen lasagna"

Bleah. A good example of bad lasagna.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2024 08:43 PM (vFG9F)

168 I like casseroles in general. Except tuna. Being a kid in a big Catholic family, we ate a lot of tuna. Mom and Dad needed to feed us animal protein, and in the '70s that meant tuna, and ground beef.

We turned out all right despite being poors.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 16, 2024 08:43 PM (Ad8y9)

169 146 Does anyone really like lasagna? I mean like really? Just seems like Italican casserole and no one really likes casserole. Also, the name is ugly.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 16, 2024 08:37 PM (IG4Id
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Lasagna is one of those foods that I'll eat if there is nothing better. It's usually OK. Goes well with garlic bread.

It's never something I'd order in a restaurant or choose to make at home, though.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 16, 2024 08:43 PM (BpYfr)

170 My presidency with not be a continuation of Joe

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2024 08:43 PM (gbOdA)

171 Some people overdo the noodles and the cheese and underdo? the meatsies and sauces.

Good lasagne has the meats.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2024 08:44 PM (RUMEY)

172 https://tinyurl.com/4um76tp8
40 seconds; at Ethel's funeral

Lip-reader 'translated', or a live-mic, or maybe impersonators.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC)

I lost it when they had Clinton saying, "Women looking fine up in here.".

Posted by: Tuna at October 16, 2024 08:44 PM (oaGWv)

173 The air in Egypt looks chewable.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at October 16, 2024 08:44 PM (Z8Yh2)

174 Here's a better video making lasagna in a Bundt pan.

Better cuz it's shorter and the girl is cuter.

https://youtu.be/GPidVMS_BzI

Posted by: Robert at October 16, 2024 08:44 PM (LPDoy)

175 I had vegetable lasagna fresh for dinner yesterday; and the leftovers tonight with added green peas.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 08:44 PM (hovnC)

176 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
BREAKING: Several witnesses at the hotel where he was staying in Buenos Aires told TMZ that Liam fell from his room on the 3rd floor of the CasaSur Palermo Hotel. We do not know if it was intentional or accidental.


Too bad you can only fall in...one direction.

Too soon?

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 16, 2024 08:45 PM (NMT5x)

177 "And with that, lasagna made in a bundt pan."

Oh yeah! More edges.

Hmm. Might work for brownies too.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2024 08:45 PM (vFG9F)

178 3,000,000 new housing starts
The current economy creates about 6 million (4 X 1.5 million per year)

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2024 08:45 PM (gbOdA)

179
When lasagna is good, it's delicious. But most of the time it's mediocre at best.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2024 08:46 PM (EsZUh)

180 That was funny, but it reminded me I have wet clothes in the washer. Thanks.
Posted by: Big Penguin Lackey at

I am always here to lend a helping hand! 😂

Posted by: Piper at October 16, 2024 08:46 PM (pZEOD)

181 Lasagna latinized version of chicken and dumplings.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2024 08:46 PM (vR8F3)

182 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 7h
NEW - Israeli booths, equipment barred from defence show in France
Israeli delegations taking part in the major Euronaval defence show in France next month will not be permitted to set up any stand or exhibit hardware

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 08:46 PM (hovnC)

183 Should have kept scrolling a bit more...

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
BREAKING: Several witnesses at the hotel where he was staying in Buenos Aires told TMZ that Liam fell from his room on the 3rd floor of the CasaSur Palermo Hotel. We do not know if it was intentional or accidental.

According to witnesses, Liam had been acting erratic in the hotel lobby earlier -- he smashed his laptop, and had to be carried back to his room. - TMZ
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 08:42 PM (hovnC)

I got worried cuz I thought maybe they were talking about Liam Neeson.

Just some boy band fruit. Fuck 'em.

Death to all but metal.

Posted by: Robert at October 16, 2024 08:47 PM (LPDoy)

184 BREAKING: Bret Baier Pounces, Seizes, and Fails to Position Kommie-la Emhoff for Success. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 16, 2024 08:47 PM (TDdfP)

185 Piper, are you here? If so, I sent you an e-mail.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 08:48 PM (v6JzV)

186 If you jump off a roof, you’re gonna go in One Direction. Guy should’ve known.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 16, 2024 08:48 PM (u73oe)

187 Yes I love lasagna if it has enough meat in it.

In before ( that's what she said)

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 16, 2024 08:48 PM (D6PGr)

188 Andycanuck, if you're around, why is Trudeau trying to start a war with India? Just deflection?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 16, 2024 08:48 PM (Cp1vk)

189 >>If the Mets are not going to field the ball, they should tell us so we can watch NFL replays.

That was an incredible catch by Taylor and a nice boot by the Dodgers. Patience.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2024 08:48 PM (LkLld)

190 Piper, are you here? If so, I sent you an e-mail.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

And if she isn't you didn't?

I am confuseled.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 16, 2024 08:48 PM (WXNFJ)

191 It's cold outside.

Winter is coming.

Posted by: Robert at October 16, 2024 08:48 PM (LPDoy)

192 "According to witnesses, Liam had been acting erratic in the hotel lobby earlier -- he smashed his laptop, and had to be carried back to his room."

Kamala supporter watching the interview?

Posted by: davidt at October 16, 2024 08:49 PM (i0F8b)

193 I would laugh and laugh if India invaded Canada.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2024 08:49 PM (vFG9F)

194 Uptalk makes my head hurt.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2024 08:49 PM (vR8F3)

195 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 8h
BREAKING - Biden reschedules Angola trip for December: White House

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 7h
NEW - Biden to make farewell trip to Germany

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 08:50 PM (hovnC)

196 It's cold outside.

Winter is coming.
Posted by: Robert

Yep. Furnace came on this morning.

Posted by: Tuna at October 16, 2024 08:50 PM (oaGWv)

197 India or Indiana? Either one, Canada's getting it's butt kicked.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2024 08:50 PM (vFG9F)

198
191 It's cold outside.

Winter is coming.

Posted by: Robert at October 16, 2024 08:48 PM (LPDoy

I'm in Kings Landing. Warm here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2024 08:50 PM (RUMEY)

199 Number Six: I will not make any deals with you. I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! My life is my own!
Number Two: Is it?
Number Six: Yes. You won't hold me.
Number Two: Won't we?

I am not a number! I am a free man.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2024 08:50 PM (u82oZ)

200 121 Anyway, my day was bullshit. How is everyone else doing?
Posted by: Robert at October

Just give it time, Robert, and I will inadvertently say something ridiculous and you will laugh.

Posted by: Piper at October 16, 2024 08:51 PM (pZEOD)

201 I think we need an HQ roll call.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 16, 2024 08:51 PM (mH6SG)

202 191 It's cold outside.

Winter is coming.
Posted by: Robert
---------

Weatherman said it's a cold front. I may have to put my pants on.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2024 08:51 PM (vR8F3)

203 Winter’s coming is a great thing. As is the coming of every season.

Four seasons. It’s the way things should be.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 08:52 PM (v6JzV)

204 Posted by: rhennigantx

I was gonna ask, Feds or invaders?

*consults AoS styleguide*

Embrace the power of AND!

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 16, 2024 08:52 PM (NMT5x)

205 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 7h
NEW - Biden to make farewell trip to Germany
Posted by: andycanuck

"So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, adieu
Adieu, adieu, to you and you and you

Posted by: Tonypete at October 16, 2024 08:52 PM (WXNFJ)

206 190 Piper, are you here? If so, I sent you an e-mail.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

And if she isn't you didn't?

I am confuseled.
Posted by: Tonypete at October

I am and will go look.

Posted by: Piper at October 16, 2024 08:52 PM (pZEOD)

207 Mom and Dad needed to feed us animal protein, and in the '70s that meant tuna, and ground beef.

We turned out all right despite being poors.

Posted by: Pug Mahon

===

Tuna and ground beef? Luxury! We augmented our meals with sawdust from the mill, and sifted topsoil.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 16, 2024 08:52 PM (8AONa)

208 171 Some people overdo the noodles and the cheese and underdo? the meatsies and sauces.

Good lasagne has the meats.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2024 08:44 PM (RUMEY)
Ex-wife (who is now tormenting some other poor bastard), was 1/2 Italian and could make a superb lasagna, handmade meatballs from scratch, Italian sausage, 5 different kinds of cheese, noodles that were so light, and sauce that took all day to make. I'm saying this dish was 5 inches thick. She could cook, but so could my Granny, and Granny never tried to kill me.

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2024 08:52 PM (LHPAg)

209 I think we need an HQ roll call.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 16, 2024 08:51 PM (mH6SG)

———————-

You done messed up A-Aron!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 16, 2024 08:53 PM (u73oe)

210 I think we need an HQ roll call.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 16, 2024 08:51 PM (mH6SG)

Should we do it like how they did on the Mickey Mouse Club?

Posted by: Robert at October 16, 2024 08:53 PM (LPDoy)

211 M-I-C

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2024 08:54 PM (RUMEY)

212 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 7h
NEW - Biden to make farewell trip to Germany
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC)
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They have the Tower in England do they have dungeons in Germany?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2024 08:54 PM (vR8F3)

213 K-E-Y

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 16, 2024 08:54 PM (u73oe)

214 They have the Tower in England do they have dungeons in Germany?
Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2024 08:54 PM (vR8F3)
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They tore down Spandau.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 16, 2024 08:54 PM (U1w17)

215 An HQ roll call?

Sponge would always be first, of course.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 08:55 PM (v6JzV)

216 Just take Joe to Disney World and tell him it's Germany.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2024 08:55 PM (vFG9F)

217 My mom makes one thing well: Yorkshire pudding.

Posted by: Accomack at October 16, 2024 08:55 PM (tLPHV)

218 Four seasons. It’s the way things should be.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 08:52 PM (v6JzV)

Fuck you.

Posted by: Arizonans Everywhere at October 16, 2024 08:55 PM (LPDoy)

219 Good lasagne has the meats.

Like Arby's black announcer
WE HAVE THE MEAT

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 16, 2024 08:56 PM (1oN8o)

220 My mom makes one thing well: Yorkshire pudding.
Posted by: Accomack at October 16, 2024 08:55 PM (tLPHV)

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You had pudding? Luxury!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 16, 2024 08:56 PM (u73oe)

221 "My mom makes one thing well: Yorkshire pudding.
Posted by: Accomack"

How many Yorkshires does it take?

Posted by: Barky McDogeaterface at October 16, 2024 08:57 PM (vFG9F)

222 Those lasagnas are way too much work. They're so creative!

1. Don't pre cook the noodles
2. Jar of Prego
3. Tub of cottage cheese
4. FTW!

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 16, 2024 08:57 PM (NMT5x)

223 It's cold outside.

...and the rain is pouring down...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBPfze2O6lk

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 16, 2024 08:57 PM (mH6SG)

224 why is Trudeau trying to start a war with India? Just deflection?
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Deflection for slow-walking investigating and releasing info about Chinese interference in Canadian politics; and our economy like yours is so tanked and immigration problems that Justin is massively unpopular so his Liberal Party backbenchers and others are trying to get him to resign so they can have someone else run the country before the next election that has to be held by October 2025.

The Conservative opposition is trying to get a nonconfidence motion passed to hold an election ASAP.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 08:57 PM (hovnC)

225 Ving Rhames.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 16, 2024 08:57 PM (dR6yv)

226 can we run the lab instead of the harlot?

Posted by: See? Nobody cares at October 16, 2024 08:57 PM (QSrLX)

227 Autumn took it's time getting here this year, but overnight our furnace kicked on. A good sign. Today was sunny, but cool. Love it.

I hear rumblings that winter will be mild nationwide, but I also hear that here in the Front Range it may be snowy. Eh. Whatever. Weather does what weather does.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 16, 2024 08:58 PM (Ad8y9)

228 "Good lasagne has the meats."

You will gobble it up!

Posted by: Stoffers Turkey Lasagna at October 16, 2024 08:58 PM (vFG9F)

229
They tore down Spandau.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 16, 2024 08:54 PM (U1w17)

_________

I read Speer's Spandau Diaries. Everyone dreaded the month when the Russians were in charge.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2024 08:58 PM (EsZUh)

230 222 Those lasagnas are way too much work. They're so creative!

1. Don't pre cook the noodles
2. Jar of Prego
3. Tub of cottage cheese
4. FTW!
Posted by: haffhowershower at October 16, 2024 08:57 PM (NMT5x


That sounds..disgusting.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2024 08:59 PM (RUMEY)

231 Test.
My router unrouted.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2024 08:59 PM (W/lyH)

232 “Lasagne?”

What the hell is that shit? Spell it properly.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 08:59 PM (v6JzV)

233 Can you put Bok Choy in lasagne?

Or how about carrots?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2024 08:59 PM (RUMEY)

234 Lasagne. Richard Buton's favorite.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at October 16, 2024 09:00 PM (Z8Yh2)

235 Prego and Ragu are repulsive.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 16, 2024 09:00 PM (dR6yv)

236 They're so creative!
Posted by: haffhowershower at October 16, 2024 08:57 PM (NMT5x)

Dude! I haven't watched that chick in an age.

https://youtube.com/shorts/8eZkRe05EDI

Posted by: Arizonans Everywhere at October 16, 2024 09:00 PM (DQHBo)

237 The problem with Mars is too little sunlight, not a local of CO2.
Posted by: Accomack at October 16, 2024 08:06 PM (28cZF)


There is some indications (best guesses from incomplete information I suppose) that the atmosphere was blasted off. Something pretty dramatic happened to turn a water world into the current world it is today.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2024 09:01 PM (D7oie)

238 232 “Lasagne?”

What the hell is that shit? Spell it properly.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 08:59 PM (v6JzV)
'It's la-sah-ee-ah.'
-Hermione

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2024 09:01 PM (LHPAg)

239 Well, something just happened didn't it?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2024 09:01 PM (vR8F3)

240 I would laugh and laugh if India invaded Canada.
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They already have... on work and student visas.

Corporations here are getting work visas for all sorts of jobs from donut store employees to bank tellers, paying them less than Canadians [no matter their skin colour] just like illegals flooding the U.S. and H1B1 visa for more-skilled labour.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 09:02 PM (hovnC)

241 >>> It's cold outside.

Winter is coming.
Posted by: Robert
---------

Weatherman said it's a cold front. I may have to put my pants on.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2024 08:51 PM (vR8F3)

=====

Let's hope not. I’m thinking of taking the bike on the Lake Michigan Circle this weekend, for the first time.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 16, 2024 09:02 PM (JfxgE)

242 Ex-wife (who is now tormenting some other poor bastard), was 1/2 Italian
Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2024 08:52 PM

Which half was Italian?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2024 09:03 PM (a3Q+t)

243 Kamala has done screwed the pooch tonight.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 16, 2024 09:03 PM (/U5Yz)

244
The prediction for my part of Texas is a mild, dry winter. Suits me fine.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2024 09:03 PM (EsZUh)

245 243 Kamala has done screwed the pooch tonight.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 16, 2024 09:03 PM (/U5Yz

Is that on her OnlyFans?

*shivers*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2024 09:04 PM (RUMEY)

246
Which half was Italian?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2024 09:03 PM (a3Q+t)

_________

Top?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2024 09:04 PM (EsZUh)

247 I think we need an HQ roll call.
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At ease! At ease!

And the Commandant prefers Appell!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 09:05 PM (hovnC)

248 242 Ex-wife (who is now tormenting some other poor bastard), was 1/2 Italian
Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2024 08:52 PM

Which half was Italian?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2024 09:03 PM (a3Q+t)
The cooking half. The bedroom half was German.

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2024 09:05 PM (LHPAg)

249
Let's hope not. I’m thinking of taking the bike on the Lake Michigan Circle this weekend, for the first time.

Posted by: Turn 2

=====

We're heading up the coast this weekend looks like 60s and sun. Enjoy your ride!

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 16, 2024 09:05 PM (8AONa)

250 There is some indications (best guesses from incomplete information I suppose) that the atmosphere was blasted off. Something pretty dramatic happened to turn a water world into the current world it is today.
Posted by: Kindltot

Maybe Mars' atmosphere could identify as 78% (N2), 21% (O2), 1% (A), with a little bit of water vapor and just a smidgen of CO2.

That should do it.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 16, 2024 09:05 PM (WXNFJ)

251 The weather in Texas sounds awful. Texas and California should swap politics for weather.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 09:06 PM (v6JzV)

252 The Conservative opposition is trying to get a nonconfidence motion passed to hold an election ASAP.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC)

Sounds like a really stupid and futile gesture should be done on somebody's part.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 16, 2024 09:06 PM (gKWVE)

253 The Conservative opposition is trying to get a nonconfidence motion passed to hold an election ASAP.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC)

Thank you, sir!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 16, 2024 09:06 PM (Cp1vk)

254 Which half was Italian?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

The cooking half. The bedroom half was German.
Posted by: Eromero

Oh my.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 16, 2024 09:06 PM (WXNFJ)

255 I was always skeptical of college cheese in lieu ricotta. I’m no foodie snob, but ya can’t be stuffing ersatz into foods like that. Use good quality ingredients and ya have a good start on making something memorable. Well, memorable in a good way. Trying to go “low fat” and substitutions ruin the flavor. Lasagna is supposed to be decadent or whatever. If it ain’t, you’re doing it WRONG

Posted by: Common Tater at October 16, 2024 09:06 PM (mXn49)

256 "Kamala Harris (strong) handled an ambush Fox interview light years better than the hash Donald Trump (unstable) made of the Fox pep rally disguised as a town hall."
-- David Plouffe

"She went into the lion's den and took them on and stood tall. She did not let them bait her at all - strong, confident, epic. She totally schooled Bret Baier."
-- Adam Kinzinger

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2024 09:07 PM (a3Q+t)

257 There is some indications (best guesses from incomplete information I suppose) that the atmosphere was blasted off. Something pretty dramatic happened to turn a water world into the current world it is today.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2024 09:01 PM (D7oie)

Wasn’t it due to its loss of magnetic field, exposing the atmosphere to the solar winds ?

Posted by: browndog remembers the lean years at October 16, 2024 09:07 PM (TTAGa)

258 So, Judges are now just flat out making election Law... interestin.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 16, 2024 09:07 PM (QAkQ3)

259 What the hell is that shit? Spell it properly.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Lasanha?

Posted by: Portugal at October 16, 2024 09:07 PM (gKWVE)

260 Eromero

How you must have suffered!

Did the sheets ever get clean again?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2024 09:08 PM (u82oZ)

261 I was always skeptical of college cheese in lieu ricotta.
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Eh. Probably depends on the college.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 16, 2024 09:08 PM (U1w17)

262 Well, your hashtag didn't change at least, Diogenes.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 09:08 PM (hovnC)

263 Luzanya

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2024 09:08 PM (RUMEY)

264 "They already have... on work and student visas."

Sure, they let them in, then, next come the tanks!

Posted by: Stoffers Turkey Lasagne at October 16, 2024 09:09 PM (vFG9F)

265 >What the hell is that shit? Spell it properly.

Lahzahnyah.

Posted by: davidt at October 16, 2024 09:09 PM (i0F8b)

266 The Conservative opposition is trying to get a nonconfidence motion passed to hold an election ASAP.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC)

There's a party headed by a Sikh that is on the fence? Can't remember his name. Wears a turban.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 16, 2024 09:09 PM (Cp1vk)

267 Good evening, Horde.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2024 09:10 PM (t8vHj)

268 Wasn’t it due to its loss of magnetic field, exposing the atmosphere to the solar winds ?
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I recall something about either no molten inner core of iron like Earth's or it was too small to stay molten and that killing the force holding in it whatever its atmosphere was. [Probably wrongly remembering I'd add.]

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 09:11 PM (hovnC)

269
Law-zhan-ay

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2024 09:11 PM (EsZUh)

270 Hiya, Ben Had. Haven’t had much interaction with you so far, but you seem like good people.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 09:12 PM (v6JzV)

271 Hi Ben Had!
I recently (just today) got introduced to a punk band called "True Sounds of Liberty" / TSOL. They're awesome. From the early 1980s. Like "The Sound" but less depressingly annoying.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 16, 2024 09:12 PM (gKWVE)

272 So Brett Baier got his jollies beating up on a girl? So tough, Brett. So tough.

Putin, Xi and Fat Boy will have much better manners.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 16, 2024 09:12 PM (3iMA8)

273 269
Law-zhan-ay
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2024 09:11 PM (EsZUh


Redneck.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2024 09:12 PM (RUMEY)

274 Hi Ben Had! We need you to weigh in on lasagne.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2024 09:13 PM (vFG9F)

275
I recall something about either no molten inner core of iron like Earth's or it was too small to stay molten and that killing the force holding in it whatever its atmosphere was. [Probably wrongly remembering I'd add.]
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 09:11 PM (hovnC)

_________

It was the Zionists. As usual.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2024 09:13 PM (EsZUh)

276 I've only eaten it once in the 20 years since she passed.
Posted by: Tonypete

Aw, man. Prayers for both of you.
( I gotta stop making stupid jokes... )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 16, 2024 09:14 PM (IG4Id)

277 There's a party headed by a Sikh that is on the fence? Can't remember his name. Wears a turban.
---------
Jagmeet Singh -- a real loser too -- for the far-left New Democrat Party [NDP] also known as the Dippers or Dips!

The Quebec-only pseudo-separatist Bloc Quebecois Party has also helped Justin the odd time.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 09:14 PM (hovnC)

278 I think the illegal immigrant crime issue is a bigger deal than liberals think.

Everywhere you turn, it's story after story of gangs now running rampant.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2024 09:14 PM (RUMEY)

279 260 Eromero

How you must have suffered!

Did the sheets ever get clean again?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2024 09:08 PM (u82oZ)
Nur zum Aufhangen geeignet!

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2024 09:14 PM (LHPAg)

280 >It's cold outside.

Winter is coming.
----
Y'all don't know the half of it.

Posted by: MeMaw Sewing Blankets at October 16, 2024 09:14 PM (Q4IgG)

281 232 “Lasagne?”

What the hell is that shit? Spell it properly.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 08:59 PM (v6JzV)
'It's la-sah-ee-ah.'
-Hermione
Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2024 09:01 PM (LHPAg)

Exactly!

Posted by: Siobhan at October 16, 2024 09:16 PM (Aqu9a)

282 The Quebec-only pseudo-separatist Bloc Quebecois Party has also helped Justin the odd time.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC)

Any chance of a no confidence vote going your way? Pollieve (sp) is just the best.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 16, 2024 09:16 PM (Cp1vk)

283 There's a party headed by a Sikh that is on the fence? Can't remember his name. Wears a turban.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 16, 2024 09:09 PM (Cp1vk)
Singh. That's the guy.

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2024 09:16 PM (LHPAg)

284 fd, I love lasagne. I make it with tons of meat sauce and six different cheeses. I have served it to CBDand Pete Bog and they took seconds

Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2024 09:17 PM (t8vHj)

285 Also, andy, is there any reason you don't just let Quebec go? They sure seem like a thorn in your side.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 16, 2024 09:18 PM (Cp1vk)

286
Singh. That's the guy.
Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2024 09:16 PM (LHPAg)

_______

That narrows it down a lot.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2024 09:18 PM (EsZUh)

287 ACE!!!!

Afrin should only be used for a 72 hour period MAX!!!

If you are using it longer than that well these are the side effects you're looking down the barrel at...

Blurred vision

fast, irregular, or pounding heartbeat
headache, dizziness, drowsiness, or lightheadedness
high blood pressure
increase in runny or stuffy nose
nervousness
trembling
trouble in sleeping... so there!!! and get ye to some more benign saline rinses to do instead. A cool mist nebulizer at your nightstand and maybe an open window at night could help you sleep better.

(Former Afrin Addict)

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 16, 2024 09:18 PM (TDvv2)

288 Oh, FFS. It’s LASAGNA!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 09:18 PM (v6JzV)

289 I tried Jagmeet in lasagna once, but it wasn't an improvement.

Posted by: The Big Sausage at October 16, 2024 09:18 PM (nS6qG)

290
I make lasagna, and it's good! Costco's lasagna is not.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2024 09:19 PM (3uBbp)

291 I recall something about either no molten inner core of iron like Earth's or it was too small to stay molten and that killing the force holding in it whatever its atmosphere was. [Probably wrongly remembering I'd add.]
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 09:11 PM (hovnC)

No, you've got it correct.

The theory is that Mars lost its molten core, and with it the protective magnetic field it generated, and with that loss the loss of its atmosphere.

Posted by: browndog is no Matt Damon at October 16, 2024 09:19 PM (TTAGa)

292 288 Oh, FFS. It’s LASAGNA!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 09:18 PM (v6JzV

Well that doesn't look right at all.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2024 09:20 PM (RUMEY)

293 That sounds delicious Ben Had. Lasagna done right. What do you think about the idea about doing it in a bunt pan? I like the edges.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2024 09:20 PM (vFG9F)

294 256 "Kamala Harris (strong) handled an ambush Fox interview light years better than the hash Donald Trump (unstable) made of the Fox pep rally disguised as a town hall."
-- David Plouffe

"She went into the lion's den and took them on and stood tall. She did not let them bait her at all - strong, confident, epic. She totally schooled Bret Baier."
-- Adam Kinzinger
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Oh.

She was that bad.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 16, 2024 09:21 PM (yKhjs)

295
Also, andy, is there any reason you don't just let Quebec go?

_________

I think it's like Scotland. Lotsa talk, but more for extortion purposes. Secretly, they're terrified at the thought of independence. 25 minutes afterwards, every bilingual law in the rest of Canada would be repealed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2024 09:21 PM (EsZUh)

296 284 fd, I love lasagne. I make it with tons of meat sauce and six different cheeses. I have served it to CBDand Pete Bog and they took seconds
Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2024 09:17 PM (t8vHj)
See, this is the Italian coming out in her. If there is any German, it'll show up at some inopportune time.

Just kidding! Ouch!

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2024 09:21 PM (LHPAg)

297 I can't be the only one that says "la-gag-na".

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 16, 2024 09:21 PM (IG4Id)

298 290
I make lasagna, and it's good! Costco's lasagna is not.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2024 09:19 PM (3uBbp)

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Rumor has it that Costco's lasagna is made by the Keebler elves. They're not even Italian.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 16, 2024 09:21 PM (3iMA8)

299 Damn, now I want LASAGNA.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 09:22 PM (v6JzV)

300 "Oh, FFS. It’s LASAGNA!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus"

Oh no. If we called it that, it would actually have to be lasagna.

Posted by: Stoffers Turkey Lasagne at October 16, 2024 09:22 PM (vFG9F)

301 294

How drunk was she you suppose?

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 16, 2024 09:22 PM (TDvv2)

302 Stuffed shells with a heavy meat sauce beat lasagne hands down

Posted by: bensdad00 at October 16, 2024 09:22 PM (F/35S)

303 Singh. That's the guy.
Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2024 09:16 PM

Kaur. That's the woman.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 16, 2024 09:23 PM (a3Q+t)

304 There has to be microbial life on Mars.

If just to shut down Elon Musk.
Posted by: Auspex at October 16, 2024 08:43 PM (j4U/Z)

If we find fossils on Mars I suspect they will look a lot like the critters in the Burgess shale, or critters in general found in the Cambrian explosion. Anything still living on Mars is going to be really similar to Earth biota, and it is slowly dying. Intervention in Mars is the only way to save it.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2024 09:23 PM (D7oie)

305 The theory is that Mars lost its molten core, and with it the protective magnetic field it generated, and with that loss the loss of its atmosphere.
Posted by: browndog

I believe Krypton became uninhabitable in exactly the same way.

Posted by: In Orbit at October 16, 2024 09:23 PM (nS6qG)

306 The video of the dog being rescued was heartwarming

Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2024 09:23 PM (IDphi)

307 299 Damn, now I want LASAGNA.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 09:22 PM (v6JzV

I've got some left over Bok Choy if you want.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2024 09:23 PM (RUMEY)

308 I recently (just today) got introduced to a punk band called "True Sounds of Liberty" / TSOL. They're awesome. From the early 1980s. Like "The Sound" but less depressingly annoying.
Posted by: gKWVE

I remember some kid busting out one of their albums in college, 1985. Pretty good.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 16, 2024 09:23 PM (KAi1n)

309 fd, that would work but you're not going to get many servings.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2024 09:24 PM (t8vHj)

310
The theory is that Mars lost its molten core
.
Posted by: browndog is no Matt Damon

=============

And therein lies a warning. Recycle your plastic bags!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2024 09:24 PM (3uBbp)

311 By chance, the Buffalo PBS station is airing a NOVA about volcanic eruptions and the first section is about Mars!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 09:24 PM (hovnC)

312 302 Stuffed shells with a heavy meat sauce beat lasagne hands down
Posted by: bensdad00 at October 16, 2024 09:22 PM (F/35S)

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Ricotta-filled Cannelloni has entered the chat

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 16, 2024 09:24 PM (3iMA8)

313 303 Singh. That's the guy.
Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2024 09:16 PM

Kaur. That's the woman.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 16, 2024 09:23 PM (a3Q+t)
It's the beards. Throws you off.

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2024 09:25 PM (LHPAg)

314 Movie for tonight is Equilibrium with Christian Bale. Saw it once a long time ago and remember it being okay. A sci fi John Wick.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 16, 2024 09:26 PM (D6PGr)

315 That Chef Boyardee makes a mean stuffed pillow.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2024 09:26 PM (RUMEY)

316 Ricola!

Posted by: Sound of Swiss Alpine horns at October 16, 2024 09:26 PM (a3Q+t)

317 My opinion, Mars was inhabited and that civilization became as screwd up as ours is. Better to think about Venus

Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2024 09:26 PM (t8vHj)

318 The theory is that Mars lost its molten core, and with it the protective magnetic field it generated, and with that loss the loss of its atmosphere.
Posted by: browndog

I believe Krypton became uninhabitable in exactly the same way.
Posted by: In Orbit at October 16, 2024 09:23 PM (nS6qG)

Krypton blew up.

Posted by: Robert at October 16, 2024 09:27 PM (iWW1c)

319 My opinion, Mars was inhabited and that civilization became as screwd up as ours is. Better to think about Venus

Venus was a paradise, until they invented SUVs. Now look at it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 16, 2024 09:27 PM (lUFok)

320 I do draw the line at carrots in lasagna.

Whatever happened to BC anyway?

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2024 09:27 PM (vFG9F)

321 Mars Needs Guitars

Posted by: SFGoth at October 16, 2024 09:27 PM (KAi1n)

322 Ricotta is an accent not a staple.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2024 09:27 PM (t8vHj)

323 Ricotta-filled Cannelloni has entered the chat
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 16, 2024 09:24 PM (3iMA

I’ll take the gun.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 16, 2024 09:28 PM (D6PGr)

324 Whatever happened to BC anyway?
Posted by: fd at October 16, 2024 09:27 PM (vFG9F)

His cat murdered him in his sleep.

Posted by: Robert at October 16, 2024 09:28 PM (iWW1c)

325 Maybe Mars was all cool and then communists infiltrated the government and now it's a dead planet.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2024 09:28 PM (RUMEY)

326 Before anyone disses Chef Boyardee, remember that the Chef is Weasel's favorite chef, by a long shot.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2024 09:28 PM (a3Q+t)

327 Another day 1 for Trump...all federal abortion criminal and civil laws need to be suspended, pending the House and Senate officially repealing them...and all pro-lifers arrested and jailed for protesting abortion clinics need to be immediately released.

It's no longer a federal issue. Thus, the feds have no federal jurisdiction on the process anywhere. And all prosecutions and penalties have only ever gone one way, so stop playing the game and repeal ALL the laws for this issue. It's a state issue and should be one in all things...

See Zerohedge for the black mom who got 3.5 years for protesting a Planned Parenthood (so unlawful assembly) in NY and had to report to prison today b/c the judge would not keep her released pending appeal. I think the molotov cocktail thrower got less time.

Posted by: Nova Local at October 16, 2024 09:28 PM (exHjb)

328 Place here makes something I've seen nowhere else
v
Casoncelli - pouch-like ravioli stuffed with veal, golden raisin, amaretti, parmesan

Absolute heaven

Posted by: bensdad00 at October 16, 2024 09:28 PM (F/35S)

329 The prediction for my part of Texas is a mild, dry winter. Suits me fine.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2024 09:03 PM (EsZUh)

Wet in Oregon, with chances of heavy windstorms. I think we are getting some serious snow in Western Oregon

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2024 09:28 PM (D7oie)

330 Better to think about Venus
Posted by: Ben Had

She's got it, baby she's got it.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 16, 2024 09:28 PM (KAi1n)

331 I do draw the line at carrots in lasagna.
Posted by: fd

How do you make your Bolognese sauce?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 16, 2024 09:29 PM (IG4Id)

332 So tomorrow is Thursday. The AZ Supreme Court has denied the Gallegos' attempt to block the unsealing of Ruben's divorce records. Arizona voters will get to read them.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 16, 2024 09:29 PM (gKWVE)

333 Humans are Martians who immigrated to Earth.

Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2024 09:29 PM (IDphi)

334 Classico is the best bast sauce. Start from there.
Trust me.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2024 09:29 PM (W/lyH)

335 317 My opinion, Mars was inhabited and that civilization became as screwd up as ours is. Better to think about Venus
Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2024 09:26 PM (t8vHj)

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My theory is the last 500,000 years of the dinosaurs brought intelligence, technology, civilization and nuclear weapons. Then they destroyed themselves, leaving no trace of their civilization.

A cautionary tale is what that's called.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 16, 2024 09:29 PM (3iMA8)

336 "Better to think about Venus
Posted by: Ben Had"

Ok!

Posted by: Frankie Avalon at October 16, 2024 09:29 PM (vFG9F)

337 Ricotta-filled Cannelloni has entered the chat
Posted by: Cicero

Cannelloni spent his whole career with the Brooklyn Dodgers. There was more loyalty and less corruption by big moneyed interests then.

Posted by: Sweaty Boys of Summer at October 16, 2024 09:29 PM (nS6qG)

338 Ricotta is an accent not a staple.
Posted by: Ben Had

So it's what cheese heads sound like, not what they speak?

Posted by: SFGoth at October 16, 2024 09:29 PM (KAi1n)

339 Duncanthrax, long distance hug sent

Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2024 09:30 PM (t8vHj)

340
I would laugh and laugh if India invaded Canada.
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They already have... on work and student visas.

Did they buy all the motels?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2024 09:30 PM (63Dwl)

341 Better to think about Venus
Posted by: Ben Had

Venus, if you will
Please send a little girl for me to thrill.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 16, 2024 09:30 PM (Cp1vk)

342 "Better to think about Venus
Posted by: Ben Had"

Ok!
Posted by: Frankie Avalon at October 16, 2024 09:29 PM

Yah, mons!

Posted by: Jamacians at October 16, 2024 09:30 PM (a3Q+t)

343 317 My opinion, Mars was inhabited and that civilization became as screwd up as ours is. Better to think about Venus
Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2024 09:26 PM (t8vHj)
Mars' congress didn't have boiled peanuts and chewing tobacco.
-a Confederate General.

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2024 09:30 PM (LHPAg)

344 Any chance of a no confidence vote going your way? Pollieve (sp) is just the best.
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Probably not but we'll see next Spring.

BTW, there's a date in Spring when Singh gets in enough time as an MP to qualify for a full pension so there's speculation he's supporting Justin [or performing failure theatre when he knows the BQ Bloc will vote with the Libs] until he passes that date in case he should lose his seat if an election were to be held before then.

And close -- Poilievre -- although it's pronounced like polly-ev similar to your spelling.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 09:31 PM (hovnC)

345 307 299 Damn, now I want LASAGNA.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 09:22 PM (v6JzV

I've got some left over Bok Choy if you want.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16

Should I go see what happened in the last thread?

Posted by: Piper at October 16, 2024 09:31 PM (9Gey9)

346 Cicero, you get it!

Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2024 09:31 PM (t8vHj)

347 Humans are Martians who immigrated to Earth.
Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2024 09:29 PM (IDphi)

But what about the Cat Women on the Moon?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 16, 2024 09:31 PM (Aqu9a)

348 See Zerohedge for the black mom who got 3.5 years for protesting a Planned Parenthood (so unlawful assembly) in NY and had to report to prison today b/c the judge would not keep her released pending appeal. I think the molotov cocktail thrower got less time.
Posted by: Nova Local
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Dad said Kamala Harris made me a single parent father.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2024 09:31 PM (vR8F3)

349 Cannelloni did some wonderful paintings of Venice. Maybe someone should tell CBD.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 16, 2024 09:31 PM (3iMA8)

350 Thank you, Ben Had! Back'atcha. Thinking of you.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2024 09:31 PM (a3Q+t)

351 345 307 299 Damn, now I want LASAGNA.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 09:22 PM (v6JzV

I've got some left over Bok Choy if you want.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16

Should I go see what happened in the last thread?
Posted by: Piper at October 16, 2024 09:31 PM (9Gey9)

Only if you love Bok Choy!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2024 09:32 PM (RUMEY)

352 Rao's is good sauce

Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2024 09:32 PM (IDphi)

353 Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2024 09:31 PM (t8vHj)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 16, 2024 09:32 PM (3iMA8)

354 326 Before anyone disses Chef Boyardee, remember that the Chef is Weasel's favorite chef, by a long shot.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2024 09:28 PM (a3Q+t)
Let's not forget Chef Boyardee helped win WW II.

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2024 09:32 PM (LHPAg)

355 "How do you make your Bolognese sauce?
Posted by: weft cut-loop "

Fresh caught locally sourced free range baloneys. How else?

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2024 09:33 PM (vFG9F)

356 Wasn’t it due to its loss of magnetic field, exposing the atmosphere to the solar winds ?
Posted by: browndog remembers the lean years at October 16, 2024 09:07 PM (TTAGa)

It could be but the current thought is that losing atmosphere to the solar wind is really slow, not fast, and the most recent information from Gale Crater indicates a very wet situation immediately drying out, not a slow change.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2024 09:34 PM (D7oie)

357 Dan Bongino
@dbongino
If, for some strange reason, you believe Kamala Harris isn’t an imbecile, please watch her interview with Bret Baier and you’ll be disabused of that notion STAT.

In any sane universe, this would be the end of any campaign that blew an interview that badly. Embarrassing. Humiliating. Disgraceful.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 16, 2024 09:34 PM (TGPs7)

358 And close -- Poilievre -- although it's pronounced like polly-ev similar to your spelling.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC)

I've been reading disparaging things about Singh and his pension. Now it all makes sense.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 16, 2024 09:34 PM (Cp1vk)

359 Let's not forget Chef Boyardee helped win WW II.
Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2024 09:32 PM (LHPAg)

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Did he booby-trap the Ardennes?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 16, 2024 09:34 PM (3iMA8)

360
Let's not forget Chef Boyardee helped win WW II.
Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2024 09:32 PM (LHPAg)

_________

He invented ham and lima beans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2024 09:34 PM (EsZUh)

361 Please send a little girl for me to thrill.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 16, 2024 09:30 PM (Cp1vk)


Ol Joe has entered the chat.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2024 09:34 PM (W/lyH)

362 351 Only if you love Bok Choy!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October

Is this a real question for me? Really?

Posted by: Piper at October 16, 2024 09:35 PM (9Gey9)

363 JD Vance wins the day though with his tweet. Just *chefs kiss*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2024 09:35 PM (RUMEY)

364 334 Classico is the best bast sauce. Start from there.
Trust me.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2024 09:29 PM (W/lyH)
The cat has entered the chat.

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2024 09:35 PM (LHPAg)

365 @dbongino
In any sane universe, this would be the end of any campaign that blew an interview that badly.


How does one blow an interview well?

Posted by: gKWVE at October 16, 2024 09:36 PM (gKWVE)

366 362 351 Only if you love Bok Choy!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October

Is this a real question for me? Really?
Posted by: Piper at October 16, 2024 09:35 PM (9Gey9

A connersewer!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2024 09:36 PM (RUMEY)

367 Oh, FFS. It’s LASAGNA!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 09:18 PM (v6JzV)

Lasaña, chivo.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2024 09:36 PM (D7oie)

368 Kamala blows interviews just as good as she blows Willie.

Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2024 09:37 PM (IDphi)

369 Let's not forget Chef Boyardee helped win WW II.
Posted by: Eromero

Along with Mama Celeste.

Posted by: Profiles of Greatness at October 16, 2024 09:38 PM (nS6qG)

370 Bongino thinks this is a sane universe. He doesn't realize that Mrs Drysdale is Oliver Douglas's mom.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2024 09:38 PM (vFG9F)

371 368 Kamala blows interviews just as good as she blows Willie.
Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2024 09:37 PM (IDphi

But this is really about Donald Trump.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2024 09:39 PM (RUMEY)

372 289 I tried Jagmeet in lasagna once, but it wasn't an improvement.
Posted by: The Big Sausage at October 16, 2024 09:18 PM (nS6qG)


I was in a retail store once and an Indian chick employee had her name badge on, and it said Manmeet. In my best Kurgan voice (in my head) I said, of course you are.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 16, 2024 09:39 PM (NMT5x)

373 Piper, if you’re still here, I got your reply to my e-mail. Thank you, My Favorite Partially-Pawnee Person!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2024 09:39 PM (v6JzV)

374 360

Was he not the author of "SpaghettiOs?"...oh wait, that was Campbell soups.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 16, 2024 09:39 PM (TDvv2)

375 The theory is that Mars lost its molten core, and with it the protective magnetic field it generated, and with that loss the loss of its atmosphere.
Posted by: browndog is no Matt Damon at October 16, 2024 09:19 PM (TTAGa)

I thought a molten iron is non magnetic, and won't set up eddy fields. I am not arguing, but heating the iron in an electromagnet makes it stop working as a magnet eventually.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2024 09:39 PM (D7oie)

376 370 Bongino thinks this is a sane universe.

Has he lived here long?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2024 09:40 PM (S6gqv)

377 368 Kamala blows interviews just as good as she blows Willie.
Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2024 09:37 PM (IDphi)

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This only proves that Kamala does best when her mouth is full.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 16, 2024 09:40 PM (3iMA8)

378 Mars lost its spinning core. Last I heard the core is still molten, it just sits there.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 16, 2024 09:41 PM (gKWVE)

379
Mars had a pretty big ocean in the ancient past. It would've be in the northern hemisphere, which is the lowest below "sea level" for the Areoid (heh).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 16, 2024 09:42 PM (w6EFb)

380 Also, andy, is there any reason you don't just let Quebec go? They sure seem like a thorn in your side.
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They are. The referenda Quebec has held about separating have been provincial only and not national ones. And while the Rest of Canada was supporting keeping them in back in the '80s and earlier, they've gone to the well too often that if they held another one, they'd see the ROC say "f#ck you -- leave!" and, like me, demand a national concurrent referendum to boot them out.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 09:42 PM (hovnC)

381 Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra 6h
At the Ethel Kennedy Memorial Service, Joe Biden's boss, Obama, was visibly upset, looking deeply concerned about something.

It seems the shadow presidency has come to an end.

https://tinyurl.com/37mb9nt9
43 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 07:59 PM (hovnC)

************

Got the audio on that conversation, plus Bill bonus:

https://tinyurl.com/4dnx6v23

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at October 16, 2024 09:43 PM (a/N5P)

382 The theory is that Mars lost its molten core, and with it the protective magnetic field it generated, and with that loss the loss of its atmosphere.
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brain Me work some time

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 09:43 PM (hovnC)

383 10 Added a few more images

https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2024 07:48 PM (4oRew)
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Excellent.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, l'arte e magnifica at October 16, 2024 09:43 PM (qfLjt)

384 Mars had a pretty big ocean in the ancient past. It would've be in the northern hemisphere, which is the lowest below "sea level" for the Areoid (heh).
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 16, 2024 09:42 PM (w6EFb)

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Did Thor Heyerdahl ever cross it on a raft?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 16, 2024 09:43 PM (3iMA8)

385 Mars lost its spinning core. Last I heard the core is still molten, it just sits there.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 16, 2024 09:41 PM (gKWVE)


You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round.

Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2024 09:44 PM (IDphi)

386 If anyone wants a good PESTO recipe... THAT GOES ON JUST ABOUT ANYTHING!!!

I'm your man...

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 16, 2024 09:44 PM (TDvv2)

387 "demand a national concurrent referendum to boot them out.
Posted by: andycanuck"

Wow. You can do that?

*reconsiders Canada*

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2024 09:44 PM (vFG9F)

388 I think it's like Scotland. Lotsa talk, but more for extortion purposes. Secretly, they're terrified at the thought of independence. 25 minutes afterwards, every bilingual law in the rest of Canada would be repealed.
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Yes!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 09:44 PM (hovnC)

389 Classico is the best bast sauce. Start from there.
Trust me.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2024 09:29 PM (W/lyH)

I like it because it is a good sauce and I get free canning jars out of the deal

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2024 09:44 PM (D7oie)

390 Did Thor Heyerdahl ever cross it on a raft?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 16, 2024 09:43 PM (3iMA
With John Carter.

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2024 09:45 PM (LHPAg)

391 I was in a retail store once and an Indian chick employee had her name badge on, and it said Manmeet. In my best Kurgan voice (in my head) I said, of course you are.
Posted by: haffhowershower at October 16, 2024 09:39 PM (NMT5x)

Ha!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 16, 2024 09:45 PM (Ad8y9)

392 Mars lost its spinning core. Last I heard the core is still molten, it just sits there.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 16, 2024 09:41 PM (gKWVE)

And why is it not spinning?

LUBRICATION, my friend. We need to pump enough Kentucky Jelly into that thing to keep that dynamo just whirring away.

Posted by: Robert at October 16, 2024 09:45 PM (2Takj)

393 It could be but the current thought is that losing atmosphere to the solar wind is really slow, not fast, and the most recent information from Gale Crater indicates a very wet situation immediately drying out, not a slow change.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2024 09:34 PM (D7oie)

Interesting ...

I've not read this. I need to fire up the search engine of choice, and read about this finding ... thanks.

Posted by: browndog is no Matt Damon at October 16, 2024 09:45 PM (TTAGa)

394 >> I thought a molten iron is non magnetic, and won't set up eddy fields.

It's not ferromagnetism that generates the field, it's actual electric currents. The rotation generates convection currents which produce electric currents.

This planetary dynamo process is quite complex, and they're only now getting a good handle on the details.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 16, 2024 09:46 PM (w6EFb)

395 You beat me to it, andycanuck!

(I had a feeling someone posted this before me.)

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at October 16, 2024 09:47 PM (a/N5P)

396 Movie for tonight is Equilibrium with Christian Bale. Saw it once a long time ago and remember it being okay. A sci fi John Wick.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 16, 2024 09:26 PM (D6PGr)
**************************************

Terrible and a rip-off of better films, from Fahrenheit 451 to THX 1138.

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at October 16, 2024 09:47 PM (ySYKW)

397 Mars lost its spinning core. Last I heard the core is still molten, it just sits there.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 16, 2024 09:41 PM (gKWVE)

And why is it not spinning?

LUBRICATION, my friend. We need to pump enough Kentucky Jelly into that thing to keep that dynamo just whirring away.
Posted by: Robert at October 16, 2024 09:45 PM (2Takj)

I know a guy with some surplus lube he needs gone. Warehouses of the shit. Call me.

Posted by: P Diddy's agent at October 16, 2024 09:47 PM (Aqu9a)

398 I do BBQ like an aged pirate as well.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 16, 2024 09:48 PM (TDvv2)

399 Mars had a pretty big ocean in the ancient past. It would've be in the northern hemisphere, which is the lowest below "sea level" for the Areoid (heh).
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 16, 2024 09:42 PM (w6EFb)

there should have been a big lake at Hellas, too.

The Northern Ocean would have been mostly ice, though.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2024 09:48 PM (D7oie)

400 Are there brands canned or jarred tomato paste that are a cut above del Monte or Hunts ? I try a couple different kinds, they are admittedly pretty week compared to real tomatoes. I’m sure my recipes suffer because of this. I suppose including fresh garden ‘maters might help some with the flavor but that isn’t going to happen too often.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 16, 2024 09:49 PM (mXn49)

401 LUBRICATION, my friend. We need to pump enough Kentucky Jelly into that thing to keep that dynamo just whirring away.
Posted by: Robert at October 16, 2024 09:45 PM (2Takj)


And wouldn't you know that Diddy has used up the Earth's entire supply of lube.


Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2024 09:49 PM (IDphi)

402 Did ya all not see "The Core" ?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2024 09:49 PM (t8vHj)

403 And, um, world peace. Thank you.

Posted by: Miss California, Kamala Harris at October 16, 2024 09:52 PM (qUkBO)

404 "demand a national concurrent referendum to boot them out.
Posted by: andycanuck"

Wow. You can do that?

*reconsiders Canada*
Posted by: fd at October 16, 2024 09:44 PM (vFG9F)

They'd better find the Immunity Totem, else they'll be voted out of the country.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 16, 2024 09:53 PM (Aqu9a)

405 Wow. You can do that?
------
I'm sure there would be enough angry demand in the rest of the country if Quebec held another, that the federal government wouldn't be able to deny it; or it would drive Western provincial separatism and their provincial governments would hold their own ones or threaten to if Ottawa didn't.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 09:55 PM (hovnC)

406 150
'Liam Payne’s body taken after the One Direction singer ...'

One direction all right. Down.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 16, 2024 09:55 PM (3wi/L)

407 And, um, world peace. Thank you.
Posted by: Miss California, Kamala Harris

Our Queen has spoken! Turn out the lights, the party's over!

Posted by: The DU at October 16, 2024 09:55 PM (mH6SG)

408 Ferrets are magnetic???

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 09:56 PM (hovnC)

409 Mister Douglas' mom is Millicent Potts who runs the school where Jethro graduated from the sixth grade.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2024 09:56 PM (63Dwl)

410 Did ya all not see "The Core" ?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2024 09:49 PM (t8vHj)

Oh, that was a fun one.

Posted by: Robert at October 16, 2024 09:57 PM (2Takj)

411 Common Tater, I like Classico, it is good and it doesn't have sugar in it as a major ingredient. It is also pretty thick, unlike Prego

I tend to use it as a pizza sauce too, so "thick" is important.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2024 09:57 PM (D7oie)

412 30
A deranged enviro impact statement for rocks.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 07:55 PM (hovnC)
----
See, the problem is that no one did an EN Study on America before allowing Columbus to sail the ocean blue, in 1492. He would never have gotten permission and we would have been spared of Pelosi, Harris and a host of others. There still wouldn't have been any wheels though.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, vogliono mantenere Marte com'e adesso at October 16, 2024 09:58 PM (qfLjt)

413 Give me the child for the first seven years and I will give you the man.
_Ignatius Loyola
---

Kamala was eight when her parents divorced. She was raised and pampered in an elitist cocoon. Then moved with professor mom to College Town, French Canada where she never had responsibility, was always first and never grew up.
She's a spoiled nine year old in a sixty year old body.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2024 09:58 PM (vR8F3)

414 Got the audio on that conversation, plus Bill bonus:

https://tinyurl.com/4dnx6v23
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at October 16, 2024 09:43 PM (a/N5P)

The Bill bonus
*chef's kiss*

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 16, 2024 09:58 PM (SSCyB)

415 Kindltot, I use a spinach florentine sauce for pizza.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2024 09:58 PM (t8vHj)

416 "Mister Douglas' mom is Millicent Potts who runs the school where Jethro graduated from the sixth grade.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. "

Oh, yeah. What a crazy universe.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2024 09:59 PM (vFG9F)

417 fd, wish you were here.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2024 10:00 PM (t8vHj)

418 I tried using a spinach venetian, but it was too watery.

:-)

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 16, 2024 10:00 PM (NMT5x)

419 Me too Ben Had. Just too many things going on this year.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2024 10:00 PM (vFG9F)

420 I REFUTE that the Gabrielino-Tongva Indian Tribe were the first humans in California.

Though The Chumash are a Native (Transplant) American people who have done quite well with their CASINOS as of late...

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 16, 2024 10:00 PM (TDvv2)

421 He wrote, Li'l Bellybuckers Cafe.

That's not what I read the first time.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2024 10:00 PM (vR8F3)

422 I use a spinach florentine sauce for pizza.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2024 09:58 PM (t8vHj)

that would be interesting. I used to use jarred Alfredo sauce one in a while, but my wife doesn't do dairy well (she can't digest it, not being a mutant like us)

I might try that for myself though.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2024 10:03 PM (D7oie)

423 Fani is trying to reinstate charges against Trump.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2024 10:03 PM (vFG9F)

424 414 Got the audio on that conversation, plus Bill bonus:

https://tinyurl.com/4dnx6v23
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at October 16, 2024 09:43 PM (a/N5P)

The Bill bonus
*chef's kiss*
Posted by: Darrell Harris
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Who's that guy in the background with the ponytail.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2024 10:04 PM (vR8F3)

425 The "so creative" guy should have just made the meatballs in the toilet to maximize the gross factor...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 16, 2024 10:04 PM (XMwZJ)

426 Who's that guy in the background with the ponytail.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2024 10:04 PM (vR8F3)

either lost, or Secret Service.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2024 10:04 PM (D7oie)

427 Yer basic ONT is on the air or somthing.

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 16, 2024 10:06 PM (TSQkU)

428 Fani is trying to reinstate charges against Trump.
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The Left is creaming over Trump making a second!!!!! "hush money" payment to Stormy Daniels and she got it recorded!!!!

So a BS story that no one cared about in its first iteration is their October surprise.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 16, 2024 10:09 PM (hovnC)

429
In recent decades, there's been a lot of ink spilled on the subject of carrots in chile.

Let's face facts: these carrot-boiling freakazoids are a tiny, aberrant fraction of society. They're a threat - but not a prevalent one.

They're only real threat to chile is that they serve as a constant distraction from the true adulterant. The one we all face in our own towns, when we sit down to eat.

You know what I'm talking about.

Tomatoes.

Every day, decent, G-d fearing Americans sit down at tables across the fruited plain, order a bowl of chile, and get a bowl of tomatoes.

And don't even get me started about beans. Beans! They put beans in it!

I'd rather it had fentanyl in it.

It's high time we had a national conversation about chile.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2024 10:11 PM (awTae)

430 Here's a future quote for you: Mr Payne had fallen around 40 metres and suffered 'severe injuries which were incompatible with life.' Incompatible with life, what an epitaph. https://tinyurl.com/liampaynedied

Posted by: docweasel at October 17, 2024 02:42 AM (sy8ig)

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