Allegation: Doug Emhoff Slapped His Girlfriend In Public for Flirting with Another Man

Wait, a woman dating Doug Emhoff flirted with another man?

That makes no sense. Doug Emhoff is a Super Alpha that men want to be and women want to be with. No woman would ever seek another man's company if she had The 'Hoff.

So this bullshit is obviously fake news.

A new report has surfaced alleging that Doug Emhoff, husband of Vice President Kamala Harris, slapped an ex-girlfriend at a gala in 2012 over claims of flirting with another man. Three unnamed sources have come forward with the accusation, citing the incident occurred during the Cannes Film Festival.
Key Details:
The alleged altercation reportedly took place in May 2012 after an event at the Cannes Film Festival, where Emhoff is said to have slapped his then-girlfriend, a New York attorney.
Three friends of the woman, known only as "Jane," claim she recounted the incident to them at different points, with one calling the friend sobbing right after it happened.
Jane's friends provided the Daily Mail with photos and documents they say support the story, though Jane herself declined to comment, reportedly fearing retaliation from Emhoff.

Male Feminist Ally. Every single time. They're practically made of Rufies.

Doug Emhoff timeline:

2009: Impregnated his chiId's nanny
2012: Physically assauIts his girlfriend
2023: Lectures us on toxic masculinity
2024: Hailed for redefining masculinity pic.twitter.com/Ow18xQpHlI
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) October 2, 2024

Update: the dynamics of the Kamala Harris/Doug Emhoff relationship.

Posted by: Ace at 01:00 PM

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1 First?

Posted by: LizLem at October 02, 2024 01:00 PM (uaCrC)

2 So he embedded himself on her hypothalamus?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 02, 2024 01:00 PM (W/lyH)

3 It's ok when a democrat does is.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 02, 2024 01:00 PM (BD9i6)

4 Nice one LizLem.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 02, 2024 01:00 PM (W/lyH)

5 Ooh I am!

Wait till Kamala starts flirting with Putin and Xi if she gets elected.

Posted by: LizLem at October 02, 2024 01:00 PM (uaCrC)

6 C'mon ace, extra testosterone makes a real man do this kind of stuff.

Posted by: Auspex at October 02, 2024 01:01 PM (j4U/Z)

7 I saw a rumor on X that Little Dougie was well-known for abusing women that he was going out with.

Yeah, it's just a rumor, but just as legitimate as any rumor used against a Republican.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 02, 2024 01:01 PM (uxCna)

8 He was just showing his toxic masculinity. Kamala cured him of that. He is to be celebrated.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 02, 2024 01:01 PM (BD9i6)

9 Just settin' her straight, boss

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 02, 2024 01:01 PM (CIS44)

10 Hmm.

Is there any truth to the rumor that Tim Walz is going to rest a while in the Metropolitan Correctional Center in NYC?

Posted by: Eeyore at October 02, 2024 01:01 PM (1bNHn)

11 Good afternoon!

Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at October 02, 2024 01:01 PM (NLkgW)

12 We were getting ready to send garrett to check on you.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 02, 2024 01:02 PM (Dm8we)

13 That's how you do it Doug!

Posted by: Sean Connery at October 02, 2024 01:02 PM (oZhjI)

14 And I pledge to the American people, that if Kamala gets out of line as President, I'll slap her around a bit!

Posted by: Doug! at October 02, 2024 01:02 PM (uxCna)

15 Well, he slapped a lawyer, so that’s okay.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 02, 2024 01:02 PM (rCmZu)

16 7 I saw a rumor on X that Little Dougie was well-known for abusing women that he was going out with.

Yeah, it's just a rumor, but just as legitimate as any rumor used against a Republican.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 02, 2024 01:01 PM (uxCna)
_______
Maybe Kamala likes it.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 02, 2024 01:02 PM (1bNHn)

17 Team Biden getting revenge? I see the logic. "Joe beat Trump. No one else."

Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 02, 2024 01:03 PM (pXeye)

18 I am very sorry for these acts. Like my friend Harvey Weinstein think that the way I can make amends is by redoubling my efforts to keep Trump out of office, defeat the NRA, and to get Democrats elected up and down the ballot.

Posted by: Doug Emhoff at October 02, 2024 01:03 PM (ssz2a)

19 Who's bitch this is?

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 02, 2024 01:03 PM (PGK1w)

20 Can I send the victim a copy of "I Spit on Your Grave!?"

Posted by: Stateless at October 02, 2024 01:03 PM (jvJvP)

21
Blow jobs for peace!

Posted by: Auspex at October 02, 2024 01:03 PM (j4U/Z)

22 Harris knows how to pick these men. Emhoff and Walz are a couple of winners.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at October 02, 2024 01:04 PM (s19xO)

23 How long have Doug and Kamala been married, and how does that correlate with her political career?

Posted by: pookysgirl, too busy to look it up at October 02, 2024 01:04 PM (dtlDP)

24 9 Just settin' her straight, boss
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 02, 2024 01:01 PM (CIS44)
______
I'm reminded of Ike Turner's line, "I hit the woman but I didn't beat the woman. I don't beat her any more than your man beats you."

Posted by: Eeyore at October 02, 2024 01:04 PM (1bNHn)

25 Was Willie Brown the guy she flirted with?

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 02, 2024 01:04 PM (J071t)

26 "Tough Guy" Dougie does have a very punchable face. At least he has that going for him.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 02, 2024 01:04 PM (C26rB)

27 22 Harris knows how to pick these men. Emhoff and Walz are a couple of winners.
Posted by: Eddie Baby at October 02, 2024 01:04 PM (s19xO)
______
What she and Tay Tay have in common?

Posted by: Eeyore at October 02, 2024 01:04 PM (1bNHn)

28 I think this is a strategic leak by the Harris campaign to curry favor with the "gangster" demo.

Posted by: WisRich at October 02, 2024 01:05 PM (G0vdT)

29 Gotta keep them bitches in line. I learned that from Rick Wilson’s son.

Posted by: Douglas Emhoff at October 02, 2024 01:05 PM (Fdkbn)

30 Note how the men in the "party of women" always treat women like *** dumpsters

Ted Kennedy (and JFK) comes to mind.

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 02, 2024 01:05 PM (i7Q7S)

31 I think this is a strategic leak by the Harris campaign to curry favor with the "gangster" demo.
Posted by: WisRich

Ray Rice isn't going to date you.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 02, 2024 01:05 PM (CIS44)

32 That fuckstick is as much an alpha male as his wife is an intellectual giant, and his daughter is a supermodel.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 02, 2024 01:05 PM (W5ArC)

33 The notion that this guy is some kind of sex symbol is...

BWAH!

Just another in a looooooong list of things that prove every single thing they do and say is fake and gay.

Posted by: Lady Who Lurks at October 02, 2024 01:05 PM (JCLJi)

34 Good old Beatemoff

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 02, 2024 01:05 PM (xcxpd)

35 > Ted Kennedy (and JFK) comes to mind.
Posted by: Jay in PA at October 02, 2024 01:05 PM (i7Q7S)

(raises hand)

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at October 02, 2024 01:06 PM (W5ArC)

36 There is far more credible evidence against this big alpha male than there was against Kavanaugh.

Where are Lizzy Warren and Patty Murray ?

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 02, 2024 01:06 PM (i7Q7S)

37 Beatemoff keeping his pimp hand stronk!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 02, 2024 01:06 PM (xcxpd)

38 Emhoff is totally a party installed minder for Harris. He wouldn’t be with her otherwise.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 02, 2024 01:06 PM (7PziG)

39 The Party of Women can't tell you what a woman is. Now THAT'S representation and equity!

Posted by: ... at October 02, 2024 01:06 PM (LCr8f)

40 Note how the men in the "party of women" always treat women like *** dumpsters

Ted Kennedy (and JFK) comes to mind.
Posted by: Jay in PA at October 02, 2024 01:05 PM (i7Q7S

Big difference. Jack like to bang hot chicks. Ted killed women.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 02, 2024 01:07 PM (C26rB)

41 Trump's kid getting a divorce is a testament to how terrible Trump's character is.

Kamala's husband beating up an ex reflects nothing on Kamala or their relationship.

Seriously, a fun media would now be asking Kamala, "When was the last time your husband beat you?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 02, 2024 01:07 PM (GBKbO)

42
haha, hi guys

hey, what do you call a woman with two black eyes, hahaha?

Posted by: Doug "The 'Hoff" Emhoff at October 02, 2024 01:07 PM (ugzSs)

43 How long have Doug and Kamala been married, and how does that correlate with her political career?

Since 2014, so while Kammie was still Attorney General.

Doug was single for six years, after his wife divorced him for knocking up the nanny.

Posted by: Doug! at October 02, 2024 01:07 PM (uxCna)

44 Bitches be crazy.

Posted by: Doug "Meat" Emhoff at October 02, 2024 01:07 PM (J071t)

45 Perfectly legitimate for a reporter to ask Kamala Harris if Doug Emhoff has ever bitch-slapped her in a drunken rage.

Posted by: Candidus at October 02, 2024 01:07 PM (Qhz28)

46 Big difference. Jack like to bang hot chicks. Ted killed women.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators

Jack just forced abortions and had women killed.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 02, 2024 01:07 PM (CIS44)

47 "A new report has surfaced alleging that Doug Emhoff, husband of Vice President Kamala Harris, slapped an ex-girlfriend at a gala in 2012 over claims of flirting with another man. Three unnamed sources have come forward with the accusation, citing the incident occurred during the Cannes Film Festival. "

This is from the "working class" down-to-earth candidate. Not like that privileged Trump monster.

Posted by: Croaker at October 02, 2024 01:07 PM (AUB4U)

48 45 Perfectly legitimate for a reporter to ask Kamala Harris if Doug Emhoff has ever bitch-slapped her in a drunken rage.
Posted by: Candidus at October 02, 2024 01:07 PM (Qhz2

========

Not if, but when was the last time?

Does Doug's maltreatment of women affect your perception of how all white men behave?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 02, 2024 01:08 PM (GBKbO)

49 > Just another in a looooooong list of things that prove every single thing they do and say is fake and gay.
Posted by: Lady Who Lurks at October 02, 2024 01:05 PM (JCLJi)

Remember, these people think Beta O'Cuck and Pierre Elliott Bieber-Castrato (or whatever the Canadian's new Queen's name is) are "manly".

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at October 02, 2024 01:08 PM (W5ArC)

50 21
Blow jobs for peace!
Posted by: Auspex at October 02, 2024 01:03 PM (j4U/Z)

It's...not the worst slogan...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 02, 2024 01:08 PM (xcxpd)

51 What an idiot. She flirts with another guy, the rule is you fuck one of her friends.
That or ask the guy she's flirting with if he has a vehicle, if so good, you can give her ass a ride home.

Posted by: JROD at October 02, 2024 01:08 PM (IlL6s)

52 I would love it if someone asked Harris, "If someone would be disqualified from owning a firearm under the Lautenberg Amendment, do you think they should not be allowed to reside in a house - say, a white house - where firearms are kept by others?"

Posted by: Sarge at October 02, 2024 01:08 PM (BzF4R)

53 Cannes Film Festival probably had video footage, but since it was a Dem, not Trump, it is erased instead of being broadcast far and wide. Or maybe held as more kompromat for when they need a favor of Kameltoe.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 02, 2024 01:08 PM (Cus5s)

54 The notion that this guy is some kind of sex symbol is...

BWAH!

Hey, they tried to claim that Mike Obama was the second coming of Jacqueline Kennedy.

Posted by: Doug! at October 02, 2024 01:08 PM (uxCna)

55 How did this guy ever get a girlfriend? His eyes are too beady. I mean, he got Cumalotta because she's stupid, so that was easy enough.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 02, 2024 01:08 PM (k9OZB)

56 Doug Emhoff is my mentor. -- P Diddy

Posted by: Napoleon XIV phone at October 02, 2024 01:08 PM (BPSyC)

57 Bitches be crazy.
Posted by: Doug "Meat" Emhoff at October 02, 2024 01:07 PM (J071t)

Preach it bruh!

Posted by: Willie B! at October 02, 2024 01:08 PM (C26rB)

58 If this were a Republican, the media would be asking if they drink (like Kamala clearly does) in order to cope with the abuse.
(There would be zero question if the allegation is actually true)

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 02, 2024 01:09 PM (i7Q7S)

59 It's (D)ifferent when they do it.

Posted by: XTC at October 02, 2024 01:09 PM (UnA8+)

60 Super willowed, but I'm still fuming over the story J.J. Sefton linked about the ungrateful little s**t who turned his own father in for his (very limited) J6 activities. King Lear really nailed it: "How like a serpent's tooth it is to have an ungrateful child".

I would not weep to see this POS receive the Pavlik Morozov treatment.

Posted by: Paco at October 02, 2024 01:09 PM (njExo)

61 Speaking of hypermasculine guys-

I'd like to visit an alternate universe where-

President "I'm a Blockhead" runs the USA with His Coterie of School Shooters as his cabinet.

Good for grim laughs if nothing else.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 02, 2024 01:09 PM (eDfFs)

62 > 38 Emhoff is totally a party installed minder for Harris. He wouldn’t be with her otherwise.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 02, 2024 01:06 PM (7PziG)

She was still marginally bangable when he first hooked up with her.

She hit The Wall early and hard, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 02, 2024 01:09 PM (W5ArC)

63 >>>I would love it if someone asked Harris, "If someone would be disqualified from owning a firearm under the Lautenberg Amendment, do you think they should not be allowed to reside in a house - say, a white house - where firearms are kept by others?"

Posted by: Sarge

good q. and she just told us that she owns a gun. Where this Red Flag Man can get at it.

Posted by: ace at October 02, 2024 01:09 PM (KRtlO)

64 In the immortal words of Ya Boi Zack, a male feminist has already warned you twice.

Posted by: Jetto at October 02, 2024 01:09 PM (O459N)

65
Enough with the antisemiticisms, you nazis.

The only reason you're doing this is because Doug Emhoff is a jewish.

Posted by: DU Refugee at October 02, 2024 01:10 PM (ugzSs)

66 Also, Kamala hooking up with a very white, nominal Jewish guy to secure Hollywood donations sounds like something she'd do. (Frankly, I'm surprised they got married.)

Posted by: pookysgirl, too busy to look it up at October 02, 2024 01:10 PM (dtlDP)

67 How did this guy ever get a girlfriend? ...
Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 02, 2024 01:08 PM (k9OZB)

You've doubtless heard of beer goggles. The ladies were wearing $$$ contacts.

Posted by: Candidus at October 02, 2024 01:10 PM (Qhz28)

68 62. Maybe. I do not buy it though. Doug is a millionaire entertainment lawyer. He clearly has little respect for women. Do the math. Marrying Harris is his job. Otherwise he would be with someone much younger.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 02, 2024 01:10 PM (7PziG)

69 So Kammie pissed off the one man she needed to win and went with Elmer the Doof. Alphas pick Alphas. Betas and below pick comfort animals.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 02, 2024 01:10 PM (PGK1w)

70 We need to get someone from the Daily Caller or Peter Doocy to ask Kameltoe if she drinks to cope with Big Alpha Energy Doug's physical abuse.

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 02, 2024 01:11 PM (i7Q7S)

71 Emhoff is totally a party installed minder for Harris. He wouldn’t be with her otherwise.

Hey - marrying the state attorney general got me a big bonus from my law firm!

Posted by: Doug! at October 02, 2024 01:11 PM (uxCna)

72 A reporter said of 'Hof just this past week: "You're redefining masculinity".

Can't wait for the pretzel logic claiming bitch slapping a woman is the "new masculinity".

Posted by: WisRich at October 02, 2024 01:11 PM (G0vdT)

73 68 62. Maybe. I do not buy it though. Doug is a millionaire entertainment lawyer. He clearly has little respect for women. Do the math. Marrying Harris is his job. Otherwise he would be with someone much younger.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 02, 2024 01:10 PM (7PziG)

======

He could have married either Jennifer Love Hewitt or Sarah Michelle Gellar!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 02, 2024 01:11 PM (GBKbO)

74 This does explain why he looks so incredibly uncomfortable, whilst leading the charge against toxic masculinity. I had assumed it was just Psaki hitting on him.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 02, 2024 01:11 PM (ei7q6)

75 Emhof gets moved onto the Diddy Freak-off invite list.

Posted by: torabora at October 02, 2024 01:11 PM (GasEd)

76 Trash people. You want a trash country, elect trash people.

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 02, 2024 01:11 PM (YkoYT)

77 Modern update of an ancient prank:

Call all the fancy DC bars and ask if Doug Emhoff is there.

If they answer negatively, ask for his brother Jack.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 02, 2024 01:11 PM (W5ArC)

78 >>> Allegation: Doug Emhoff Slapped His Girlfriend In Public for Flirting with Another Man

Sounds just like story that a homo pedo would make up to be what he thinks is a macho hetero move.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 02, 2024 01:11 PM (/lPRQ)

79 Vance's congenial , very effective debate performance wasn't just preparation It's how he naturally is. Confident people don't have to get angry at every slight and 'killing someone with kindness ' can be a real thing. His reaction at the restaurant where he and his team were kicked out was brilliant.

Posted by: Titanium White at October 02, 2024 01:11 PM (nzEeq)

80 I slapped Kamala in the ass a few times when I was riding her like a pony.

Posted by: Willies Brown at October 02, 2024 01:11 PM (q8rok)

81 Must have really loved her. According to dummycrats everything is okay.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at October 02, 2024 01:11 PM (ytSiK)

82 That bitch of his likes it rough!

Posted by: torabora at October 02, 2024 01:12 PM (GasEd)

83 from previous thread:

127 Back from my doctor appointment. The metformin did not work for weight loss. Even though I got much more active, no weight loss. Doc has changed the med to.... Some other pill and recommended increasing my daily walk to forty minutes instead of thirty.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 02, 2024 12:41 PM (4XwPj)

I found that 1000mg of metformin (500mg per meal) did approximately diddly squat to reduce my insulin resistance (HOMA-IR went from 3.1 to 2.

so my endo jacked it up to 2000mg daily. I still didn't have any luck restarting weight loss and found 1000mg doses at meal time would just put me to sleep.

I then decided to try going back to 500mg for lunch and dinner but then take the remaining 1000mg at bedtime. Since shortly after starting that, I've been losing the weight I've re-gained in the short term and have my fingers crossed that I'll finally achieve my overall weight goals. It sounds like most people can't take metformin on an empty stomach without enduring explosive diarrhea but my digestion side effects have been slim to none.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 02, 2024 01:12 PM (DTX3h)

84 A new report has surfaced alleging that Doug Emhoff, husband of Vice President Kamala Harris, slapped an ex-girlfriend at a gala

In other words, Harris has outlived her usefulness and it's time for her to step out of politics and spend time with her family. On a farm where she can play with other politicians in the sunshine.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 02, 2024 01:12 PM (+4yJ5)

85
There's so much testosterone in the Emhoffs that his daughter is a man. Sometimes. Doesn't know otherwise.

Word is that when the cheat is over Kamala will reign as Mrs. Emhoff, cause, who be boss, bitch?

Posted by: Auspex at October 02, 2024 01:12 PM (j4U/Z)

86 66 Also, Kamala hooking up with a very white, nominal Jewish guy to secure Hollywood donations sounds like something she'd do. (Frankly, I'm surprised they got married.)
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I'm sure Emhoff's firm was interested in opportunities that a ride in the WH would bestow on them.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 02, 2024 01:12 PM (PGK1w)

87 You know he slapped the nanny when she first refused an abortion.

Posted by: Titanium White at October 02, 2024 01:12 PM (nzEeq)

88
2024 is so fucked up.

Israel has invaded Lebanon. Iran is a week away from lobbing a pathetic nuke over to Israel.

And what pushes that story off the front page?

tim walz's stupefied face.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2024 01:13 PM (ugzSs)

89 Oops.. Emhoff. I thought we were talking about that other guy in her life, her VP candidate.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 02, 2024 01:13 PM (/lPRQ)

90 It's an Open Marriage!

Posted by: torabora at October 02, 2024 01:13 PM (GasEd)

91 I'm "redefining masculinity" by slapping bitches.

#BitchesNeedStitches

Posted by: Doug "Meat" Emhoff at October 02, 2024 01:13 PM (J071t)

92 > In other words, Harris has outlived her usefulness and it's time for her to step out of politics and spend time with her family.

So who replaces her? Walz?

I think both Vance and Trump would be masturbating furiously at that prospect.

And they both have smokin' hot wives.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 02, 2024 01:13 PM (W5ArC)

93 Bad Orange Man slapping Vince McMahon in the face is much worse than what Emhoff did...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 02, 2024 01:14 PM (TGPs7)

94
You saw this guy's daughter, right?

One look at her and you KNOW her parents are fucked up.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2024 01:14 PM (ugzSs)

95 In other words, Harris has outlived her usefulness and it's time for her to step out of politics and spend time with her family. On a farm where she can play with other politicians in the sunshine.
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I'd support a Go Fund Me to allow her to buy a Delaware Beach House right next door to Biden.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 02, 2024 01:14 PM (PGK1w)

96 89 Oops.. Emhoff. I thought we were talking about that other guy in her life

To be fair, that's what I thought at first.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 02, 2024 01:14 PM (+4yJ5)

97 Wait, I though a real man took on the guy flirting with his girlfriend, not the girlfriend. When did this change?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 02, 2024 01:14 PM (xCA6C)

98 45 Perfectly legitimate for a reporter to ask Kamala Harris if Doug Emhoff has ever bitch-slapped her in a drunken rage.
Posted by: Candidus at October 02, 2024 01:07 PM (Qhz28
She better hope he don’t pre-decease her, cause she do’t want to leap on the pyre. Wait, is that right?

Posted by: Eromero at October 02, 2024 01:14 PM (LHPAg)

99 emhoff was what feminists used to offer as an example of masculinity and it was bad. nos it's good. sort of how having an affair with the boss was bad until it was bill and chubby

like that eye thing, masculine degeneracy (sp?)

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 02, 2024 01:14 PM (CWTWj)

100 95 I'd support a Go Fund Me to allow her to buy a Delaware Beach House right next door to Biden.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 02, 2024 01:14 PM (PGK1w)

Wait a year. He won't be around so she can buy that house. But I like the way you think.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 02, 2024 01:15 PM (+4yJ5)

101 I'm sure Norah O'Donnell and that other dumb twat who was there last night will be all over this story.

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 02, 2024 01:15 PM (i7Q7S)

102 Ask him if he's ever slapped Kamala. Ask him how much he'd take to do it. I'd pony up if it was televised.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 02, 2024 01:15 PM (k9OZB)

103 I'd support a Go Fund Me to allow her to buy a Delaware Beach House right next door to Biden.

Perhaps a nice bungalow in a NC mountain holler.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 02, 2024 01:15 PM (xCA6C)

104 You can tell Kamala ain't really a black woman because she hasn't stabbed Emhoff yet in a domestic fight.

Posted by: Titanium White at October 02, 2024 01:15 PM (nzEeq)

105 I'm sure Emhoff's firm was interested in opportunities that a ride in the WH would bestow on them.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 02, 2024 01:12 PM (PGK1w)
****
Emhoff's firm
I bet he his. Or he would be calling her Peg.

Posted by: torabora at October 02, 2024 01:15 PM (GasEd)

106 I nooded since the rest of youse are a buncha non-nooding fargin iceholes

Posted by: Doof at October 02, 2024 01:15 PM (vNIMs)

107 What do you call a girlfriend with only one black eye?

A fast learner.

Posted by: Ike Turner at October 02, 2024 01:15 PM (guGkK)

108 99 emhoff was what feminists used to offer as an example of masculinity and it was bad. nos it's good. sort of how having an affair with the boss was bad until it was bill and chubby

like that eye thing, masculine degeneracy (sp?)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 02, 2024 01:14 PM (CWTWj)

=======

The one definition of toxic masculinity I've ever heard is, "an example of masculinity that not all men can achieve."

Not all men can work out every day, be confident, have high T, and keep the weight off. But all men can say their name is Janice and put on a wig.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 02, 2024 01:15 PM (GBKbO)

109 About this time in 2020, Biden was bleeding from his eye. This won’t shed any dem votes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 02, 2024 01:16 PM (rCmZu)

110
heheheh, yo guys

hahaha, I keep my pimp hand strong...even during the holidays, haha.

Posted by: Doug "The 'Hoff" Emhoff at October 02, 2024 01:16 PM (ugzSs)

111 22 Harris knows how to pick these men. Emhoff and Walz are a couple of winners.
Posted by: Eddie Baby

I was sleep deprived when Doug proposed...

Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 02, 2024 01:16 PM (JCZqz)

112 Gaslit again.

Emhoff is a piece of shit—zero moral character.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 02, 2024 01:16 PM (JeYYB)

113 Dems can't even arrange political marriages properly.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 02, 2024 01:16 PM (KbCG3)

114 Not all men can work out every day, be confident, have high T, and keep the weight off. But all men can say their name is Janice and put on a wig.

Is that sort of like "well, slap my ass and call me Sally"?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 02, 2024 01:16 PM (xCA6C)

115 ThatOneGuy55
@Tesla7771
Doug Emhoff at the Family BBQ

https://tinyurl.com/3wbfkwhr

Posted by: redridinghood at October 02, 2024 01:16 PM (NpAcC)

116 You wanted to fight Thulsa Doom.

You'd settle for Hans Gruber.

You got Mr. Kamala Harris ... and Tampon Tim.

Posted by: callsign claymore at October 02, 2024 01:17 PM (mzjsF)

117 Way to go, man. Sometime a bitch just need a little push in the right direction.

Posted by: Bobby Brown at October 02, 2024 01:17 PM (guGkK)

118 > 104 You can tell Kamala ain't really a black woman because she hasn't stabbed Emhoff yet in a domestic fight.
Posted by: Titanium White at October 02, 2024 01:15 PM (nzEeq)

Someone should ask him if she's ever (as Richard Pryor put it) "got that head to movin' on his ass", and not in the good Willie Brown way.

True sign of a genuine angry black woman there. If that head gets to movin', you'd best get to runnin'.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 02, 2024 01:17 PM (W5ArC)

119 It's just this war and that lying sonofabitch Johnson!

Posted by: Jenny's BF at October 02, 2024 01:17 PM (mifO9)

120 That guy's daughter got a tattoo after every Freak-off.

Posted by: torabora at October 02, 2024 01:17 PM (GasEd)

121 He always gave off creepy vibes to me...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2024 01:17 PM (IyPmt)

122 Harris knows how to pick these men. Emhoff and Walz are a couple of winners.
Posted by: Eddie Baby
------

Virtually indistinguishable.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 02, 2024 01:18 PM (/lPRQ)

123 >> I was sleep deprived when Doug proposed...
Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 02, 2024 01:16 PM (JCZqz)

Those were the roofies, Kammy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 02, 2024 01:18 PM (W5ArC)

124 Getting anywhere close to Democrat men is dangerous.

Posted by: Martha Moxley at October 02, 2024 01:18 PM (CV8a5)

125 This behavior is a selling point in Dearborn, Mi.

Posted by: 13times at October 02, 2024 01:18 PM (6f4Sc)

126 112 Gaslit again.

Emhoff is a piece of shit—zero moral character.
---------------
You knew he was a lawyer, rite?

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 02, 2024 01:18 PM (PGK1w)

127 Don't make Doug Emhoff slap a bitch!

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2024 01:18 PM (95H7v)

128
I'm pretty sure with the crew that Hussein Obama has installed the 'October Surprise' is going to be a steady drip, drip, drip.

Disclaimer: I have no school shooter friends.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 02, 2024 01:18 PM (RKVpM)

129 >>> 5 Ooh I am!

Wait till Kamala starts flirting with Putin and Xi if she gets elected.
Posted by: LizLem at October 02, 2024 01:00 PM (uaCrC)

Kamara. You brow me now.

Posted by: Xi at October 02, 2024 01:19 PM (FnneF)

130 Kamala isn't impressed.

http://tiny.cc/i8dozz

Posted by: bonhomme at October 02, 2024 01:19 PM (Odg76)

131 I was sleep deprived when Doug proposed...
Posted by: Kamala Harris

And kinda shitfaced

Posted by: Cousin Eddie at October 02, 2024 01:19 PM (6yv6T)

132 Maybe taking the VP slot was just Kamala's way of getting Secret Service protection.

It's all starting to make sense now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 02, 2024 01:19 PM (guGkK)

133 It won't matter much because all that women who aren't voting for Trump care about is on-demand abortion. They made excuses for Clinton - the worse and the more credible the allegations against him, the more ridiculous excuses they made.

They're evil hypocrites. You can't shame them. They're morally inferior to your retriever, who will at least pretend to be shamed after he pulls your tablecloth and the Thanksgiving turkey to the floor.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at October 02, 2024 01:19 PM (ssz2a)

134 Ooh I am!

Wait till Kamala starts flirting with Putin and Xi if she gets elected.
Posted by: LizLem

Oh, well. I'll show you some of the missiles, if you show me yours!

Posted by: Kamala Harris, Veep!!! and a POC at October 02, 2024 01:19 PM (vcOmj)

135 Democrat entertainment lawyer.

I. Am. Shocked.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 02, 2024 01:19 PM (ZANHd)

136 > Kamara. You brow me now.
Posted by: Xi at October 02, 2024 01:19 PM (FnneF)

Get in line, tovarisch.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at October 02, 2024 01:19 PM (W5ArC)

137 >>What do you call a girlfriend with only one black eye?

>A fast learner.

The Ol' Irish Monocle.

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2024 01:20 PM (95H7v)

138 If this is new masculinity, I think I shall take a pass, thank you.

Posted by: Piper at October 02, 2024 01:20 PM (p4NUW)

139 You knew he was a lawyer, rite?
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 02, 2024 01:18 PM (PGK1w)

------

No, no I didn't.

Makes a lot of sense.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 02, 2024 01:20 PM (JeYYB)

140 That makes no sense. Doug Emhoff is a Super Alpha that men want to be and women want to be with. No woman would ever seek another man's company if she had The 'Hoff.

----------------

Ryan Long needs to revise his Tater Stelter rap song:

"DOUG EMHOFF IS A SEX MACHINE!"

youtube.com/watch?v=4Qqendp1kLE

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 02, 2024 01:20 PM (i0Zl2)

141 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 02, 2024 01:17 PM (W5ArC)

Ha. Good or bad , Richard Pryor is the father of today's comedy style.

Posted by: Titanium White at October 02, 2024 01:20 PM (nzEeq)

142 They made excuses for Clinton - the worse and the more credible the allegations against him, the more ridiculous excuses they made.

======

That was my job!
-George Snuffalupaguss

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 02, 2024 01:20 PM (CIS44)

143 Maddow will lead off her program this evening with this story, right?

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 02, 2024 01:20 PM (i7Q7S)

144 willowed
310 303 You know, if DeSantis wants the top job, his review of Vance's performance must have been somewhat troubling.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
--------------------------

DeSantis was in the House of Representatives.
What remarkable thing did he do as a member?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 02, 2024 01:20 PM (Dng1D)

145 Emhoff was jealous that his "girlfriend" was flirting with another dude because he wanted to flirt with him

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 02, 2024 01:20 PM (iFTx/)

146 If you're gonna start rumors, go for the gold. I heard Emhoff donkey punched her after that slap while giving her a much deserved cornholing.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 02, 2024 01:20 PM (pohLc)

147 Odds are Harris slaps Emhoff regularly.

Posted by: davidt at October 02, 2024 01:20 PM (i0F8b)

148 Kamala really knows how to pick them.. Can't wait to see her handle real world events

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2024 01:20 PM (IyPmt)

149 > Maybe taking the VP slot was just Kamala's way of getting Secret Service protection.

She's so dumb she probably thinks "Secret Service Protection" is a brand of condom.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at October 02, 2024 01:21 PM (W5ArC)

150 How did this guy ever get a girlfriend? His eyes are too beady. I mean, he got Cumalotta because she's stupid, so that was easy enough.

Elites date and marry transactionally. They think love is as fake as God but it keeps the peasants occupied.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 02, 2024 01:21 PM (nJ6Bc)

151 Ha. Good or bad , Richard Pryor is the father of today's comedy style.
Posted by: Titanium White at October 02, 2024 01:20 PM (nzEeq)

The dude was literally on fire.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 02, 2024 01:21 PM (guGkK)

152 Who was the guy that ran against Herschel Walker? Didn't he knock some women around too?

Oh, wait he's a Democrat.... nevermind.

Posted by: dantesed at October 02, 2024 01:21 PM (Oy/m2)

153 143 Maddow will lead off her program this evening with this story, right?
Posted by: Jay in PA at October 02, 2024 01:20 PM (i7Q7S)

========

"I have secret documentation that JD Vance is actually a Communist spy from China."
-Rachel Maddow tonight, 50% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 02, 2024 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

154 Me thinks KamelToe may be a Rug Muncher and he is her beard.

His masculinity is only topped by his beta male affect.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 02, 2024 01:21 PM (fpVC1)

155 I bet their makeup sex was hawt.

Posted by: wth at October 02, 2024 01:21 PM (v0R5T)

156 104 You can tell Kamala ain't really a black woman because she hasn't stabbed Emhoff yet in a domestic fight.
Posted by: Titanium White

Or thrown boiling water, grease, bleach and/or lye.

Posted by: Heloise Again at October 02, 2024 01:22 PM (CV8a5)

157 give the guy a break, he committed the atrocity at the Cannes Festival, so...classy?

Posted by: kallisto at October 02, 2024 01:22 PM (dCxaZ)

158 >>What do you call a girlfriend with only one black eye?

>A fast learner.

The Ol' Irish Monocle.
Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2024 01:20 PM (95H7v

The Left will ignore this while protesting to ban showing The Quiet Man on TV.

Posted by: Titanium White at October 02, 2024 01:22 PM (nzEeq)

159 KnockHerUp or BeatEmhoff.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 02, 2024 01:22 PM (i24o9)

160 When the collapse is final will Tater Stetler still have a job?

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 02, 2024 01:22 PM (PGK1w)

161 I believe in holistic feminism, where it leads to better outcomes on the whole.
Individual experiences don't tell the full story, as long as we are progressing and heading in the right direction.

Posted by: DougE-Fresh at October 02, 2024 01:22 PM (53oGX)

162 153 143 Maddow will lead off her program this evening with this story, right?
Posted by: Jay in PA at October 02, 2024 01:20 PM (i7Q7S)

========

"I have secret documentation that JD Vance is actually a Communist spy from China."
-Rachel Maddow tonight, 50% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 02, 2024 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

It's important to remember that Kavanaugh ran a human trafficking ring as a teen and Trump has said pussy on multiple occasions.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 02, 2024 01:22 PM (KbCG3)

163 You can tell Kamala ain't really a black woman because she hasn't stabbed Emhoff yet in a domestic fight.
Posted by: Titanium White

Or thrown boiling water, grease, bleach and/or lye.
Posted by: Heloise Again

Or set his house on fire.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 02, 2024 01:22 PM (CIS44)

164 I'm just a love machine
And I won't work for nobody but you (Yeah, baby)
I'm just a love machine
A hugging kissing fiend

I think it's high time you knew
Whenever I think of you
My mind blows a fuse (Baby)
When I look in your eyes
My meter starts to rise
And I become confused

Posted by: Doug Emhoff, Love Machine at October 02, 2024 01:22 PM (vcOmj)

165 So has Joe had his photo op yet in NC ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2024 01:22 PM (IyPmt)

166 Doug
Tim
Kamala sure knows how to pick her men.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 02, 2024 01:22 PM (L/fGl)

167 Well, he slapped a lawyer, so that’s okay.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 02, 2024 01:02 PM (rCmZu)

That's a great take. BeatEmhoff should use it.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 02, 2024 01:22 PM (FCbAQ)

168 I was at my local Costco and about wrenched my neck double taking on a new Hillary Book.

WTF would that bitch be blathering on about now?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 02, 2024 01:23 PM (JeYYB)

169 DeSantis was in the House of Representatives.
What remarkable thing did he do as a member?

Why does it matter? In the House, you're you're one of 435, and manage nothing. He's done a stellar job as governor in FL, in a job that much more closely tracks the presidency.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 02, 2024 01:23 PM (xCA6C)

170 Duggie Emhoff married Kamala because he likes his women to have black eyes.

Posted by: Rumor Mill at October 02, 2024 01:23 PM (mifO9)

171 Walz lied about his kid witnessing a shooting.

http://tiny.cc/39dozz

Posted by: bonhomme at October 02, 2024 01:23 PM (Odg76)

172 155 I bet their makeup sex was hawt.
Posted by: wth at October 02, 2024 01:21 PM (v0R5T)

Is that, like, mascara sex?

Posted by: m at October 02, 2024 01:23 PM (VnUSN)

173 Then: You rightwingers have to vote for us because Dick Cheney says so!

Now: You rightwingers have to vote for us because even wife beaters want Kamala

Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2024 01:23 PM (oZhjI)

174 152 Who was the guy that ran against Herschel Walker? Didn't he knock some women around too?

Oh, wait he's a Democrat.... nevermind.
----------------
Reverend Warnock.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 02, 2024 01:23 PM (PGK1w)

175 > The dude was literally on fire.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 02, 2024 01:21 PM (guGkK)

I always had a rivalry with Richard, even in our personal lives.

He had a heart attack. I had a heart attack.
He had another heart attack. I had another heart attack.
He set himself on fire. I said "Fuck that. I'm having another heart attack."

Posted by: George Carlin at October 02, 2024 01:23 PM (W5ArC)

176 Believe all womyn.

Posted by: Are we still doing this? at October 02, 2024 01:23 PM (xifQl)

177 >>> 168 I was at my local Costco and about wrenched my neck double taking on a new Hillary Book.

WTF would that bitch be blathering on about now?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 02, 2024 01:23 PM (JeYYB)

I got a *great* advance for it, and they promised at least 100k copies will sell.

Posted by: Hillary! at October 02, 2024 01:24 PM (FnneF)

178 Piers Morgan
@piersmorgan
Just watched the VP debate..
JD Vance won easily with a very confident & impressive performance. Walz was awful - a weak, nervy, self-admitted knucklehead. Looks to me like Trump made a much better VP pick.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 02, 2024 01:24 PM (TGPs7)

179 #BlackEyesMatter

(stolen from Zero Hedge)

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at October 02, 2024 01:24 PM (VGRuw)

180 Hit me again, Doug! And put some stank on it!

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 02, 2024 01:24 PM (ntdO9)

181 #MeToo right?

Who else has he been slapping?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 02, 2024 01:24 PM (Hkcdp)

182 Walz lied about his kid witnessing a shooting.

I was musing about that very possibility this morning. What. A. Putz.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 02, 2024 01:25 PM (xCA6C)

183 DeSantis was in the House of Representatives.
What remarkable thing did he do as a member?
Posted by: Braenyard at October 02, 2024 01:20 PM (Dng1D)

Name one representative other than the Speaker who could answer your question.

DeSantis is governor now who has done a number of remarkable things.

Posted by: Titanium White at October 02, 2024 01:25 PM (nzEeq)

184 > Kamara. You brow me now.
Posted by: Xi at October 02, 2024 01:19 PM (FnneF)

Get in line, tovarisch.
Posted by: Vladimir Putin at October 02, 2024 01:19 PM (W5ArC)

--------------

Back off, bitchezzzz!

Come to and in me, my Little Panda ...

Posted by: Queen LeBron, Diddy-Lover at October 02, 2024 01:25 PM (i0Zl2)

185 I was at my local Costco and about wrenched my neck double taking on a new Hillary Book.

Conventional wisdom is she put out a book to raise her profile ahead of being appointed the Get Rid Of Free Speech Czar in the Harris/Walz administration. She thinks it’s a can’t lose like 2016.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 02, 2024 01:25 PM (nJ6Bc)

186 What you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Posted by: Dougy Efhoff at October 02, 2024 01:25 PM (17s+e)

187 Then: Hashtag Me Too

Now: Pound Me Too

Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2024 01:25 PM (oZhjI)

188 Fact check! Haitians were in Cannes and never saw this happen!

Cut off the Daily Mail microphone!

Posted by: Margaret Brennan at October 02, 2024 01:25 PM (0yg/c)

189 Doug looks like a pretty big guy

Does he really need to slap a woman to be physically intimidating? What an asshole. He probably was the class bully in grade school.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 02, 2024 01:25 PM (pmtSS)

190 "You know, if DeSantis wants the top job, his review of Vance's performance must have been somewhat troubling."

Are we really doing this right now? Fair enough.

We've officially reached the "More effectively managing the decline." conservatism we were warned about based on Vance's performance yesterday.

Vance was spewing "compassionate conservatism" Bush era nonsense last night. He repeatedly ignored his previous quotes being thrown at him, which was a good debate tactic, but we'll see how long he can blow off his own positions in a primary. He's pro abortion. He's pro handouts. He's pro illegals.

But he's got sparkly eyes, right?

Posted by: Ribbed at October 02, 2024 01:25 PM (iFMeW)

191 >>> 181 #MeToo right?

Who else has he been slapping?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 02, 2024 01:24 PM (Hkcdp)

All the idiots wearing their 'handmaid' outfits?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 02, 2024 01:25 PM (FnneF)

192 Big difference. Jack like to bang hot chicks. Ted killed women.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 02, 2024 01:07 PM (C26rB)

Huh? What was I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Marilyn at October 02, 2024 01:25 PM (FCbAQ)

193 afternoon Ace. Forced one girlfriend to have an abortion. Slapped another one in public. Would anyone be surprised if he has a body count and a secret location where he buried them?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 02, 2024 01:25 PM (7Qpdh)

194 138 If this is new masculinity, I think I shall take a pass, thank you.
Posted by: Piper

No problem, we can go back to the previous 2020-era masculinity.

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney, Sam Brinton, Admiral Levine, etc at October 02, 2024 01:25 PM (JCZqz)

195 So… what’s the problem here?
He votes for pro-abortion candidates, right?

Posted by: Joss Whedon at October 02, 2024 01:26 PM (Hkcdp)

196 Ho set me up, so she tastes the pimp hand. -- Doug "Puff Daddy" Emhoff

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 02, 2024 01:26 PM (wBaIH)

197 Piers Morgan
@piersmorgan
Just watched the VP debate..
JD Vance won easily with a very confident & impressive performance. Walz was awful - a weak, nervy, self-admitted knucklehead. Looks to me like Trump made a much better VP pick.
Posted by: Mister Ghost

But JD Vance is weird. And Tim Walz has "Dad Power"! It's like a Power Rangers Super Power.

Posted by: A summary of DU at October 02, 2024 01:26 PM (vcOmj)

198 E Jean Carrol, of "rape is sexy" fame, could not remember the year, the day, or day of week, but spoke with Absolute Moral Authority.

This woman knows the event, who was there, what she did, what Alpha Male Dougie did, and the entire story is corroborated.

The media will not touch her claim.

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 02, 2024 01:26 PM (i7Q7S)

199 Quick someone put Kamala in Britney Spear's "Hit Me Baby One More Time"

Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2024 01:26 PM (oZhjI)

200
Did you know "Kansas" still tours?

Two of the "original" members are still with the band, Ehart and Williams.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2024 01:26 PM (ugzSs)

201 Odds are Harris slaps Emhoff regularly.
Posted by: davidt at October 02, 2024 01:20 PM (i0F8b)
---
And that's probably just ONE of his MANY kinks...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 02, 2024 01:26 PM (7fElN)

202 Remind me, who asked them to redefine masculinity?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 02, 2024 01:27 PM (Hkcdp)

203 Does he really need to slap a woman to be physically intimidating? What an asshole. He probably was the class bully in grade school.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 02, 2024 01:25 PM

Right up until some smaller alpha punched him so hard he forgot 4th grade.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 02, 2024 01:27 PM (ZANHd)

204 The nation need a strong First Pimp hand.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 02, 2024 01:27 PM (i24o9)

205 How many men can Kamala throw overboard in her pursuit of power without losing Joy (tm)? She sent Biden packing, maybe she needs to shed her husband and her running mate.

Posted by: Piper at October 02, 2024 01:27 PM (p4NUW)

206 the incident occurred during the Cannes Film Festival
.....

nice venue to beat your girlfriend.

Posted by: wth at October 02, 2024 01:27 PM (v0R5T)

207 Maybe Emhoff was the best maid-bangin', baby-killin', bitch slappin' guy that Kamala could find.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 02, 2024 01:27 PM (guGkK)

208 Looks to me like Trump made a much better VP pick.

True, but consider the pools the respective candidates had from which to draw.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 02, 2024 01:28 PM (xCA6C)

209 I bet there was a lot of yelling in the Emhoff home today

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2024 01:28 PM (IyPmt)

210 Yes, the guy who lied that his kid witnessed a shooting, lied he was in Taiwan or China, says he makes friends with school shooters, is insisting JD Vance is weird.

With a straight face.

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 02, 2024 01:28 PM (i7Q7S)

211 If Que Mala loses, will Dougie Househoff slap her around the way Doktor Jill deals with Gropin' Joe?

Posted by: Sam at October 02, 2024 01:28 PM (7jMef)

212 Walz lied about his kid witnessing a shooting.

-------------

Imma gonna start calling the pandering pathological liar "Tampon Tienanman Timmy Flanagan."

T-cubed-F ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 02, 2024 01:28 PM (i0Zl2)

213 Name one representative other than the Speaker who could answer your question.

That Crenshaw guy really did some tough hearings, wrote some STRONGLY worded letters, etc. He really kept an eye out for liberal misconduct.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 02, 2024 01:29 PM (JCZqz)

214 My motto is "Knock 'em up, and Knock 'em down!"

Posted by: Doug "The New Masculine" Emhoff at October 02, 2024 01:29 PM (0yg/c)

215 We warned her.

Posted by: Kamala's Folks at October 02, 2024 01:29 PM (guGkK)

216 Imma gonna start calling the pandering pathological liar "Tampon Tienanman Timmy Flanagan."

Don't forget his wife, Morgan Fairchild.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 02, 2024 01:29 PM (xCA6C)

217 Duggie Emhoff married Kamala because he likes his women to have black eyes.
Posted by: Rumor Mill at October 02, 2024 01:23 PM (mifO9)

Hey Doug, I think maybe you heard that wrong.

Posted by: Willie and Montel at October 02, 2024 01:29 PM (FCbAQ)

218 212 Walz lied about his kid witnessing a shooting.

I'm sure all the fact checkers are gonna get right on that

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2024 01:29 PM (IyPmt)

219 That Ryan Long video is hilarious.

Reminds me of the scene in The Sopranos where Tony is trotting down Janice because he's a prick. He mentions how Janice used to blow roadies and Bobby Bacala perks up, "Roadies?!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 02, 2024 01:29 PM (KbCG3)

220 it just gets worse for the dougie...

I just took a look at the DM article. Harvey Weinstein was headlining the event at the Hotel DuCap the nite the slap occurred.

haha

Posted by: kallisto at October 02, 2024 01:29 PM (dCxaZ)

221 To change the topic, what is with this MFM line that Vance is a super-practiced debater, as if he was Ted Cruz? Where does that come from?

Of course, Walz just had one bad night. Dana Bash said he was over-prepared.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 02, 2024 01:29 PM (1bNHn)

222 210 Yes, the guy who lied that his kid witnessed a shooting, lied he was in Taiwan or China, says he makes friends with school shooters, is insisting JD Vance is weird.

With a straight face.
Posted by: Jay in PA at October 02, 2024 01:28 PM (i7Q7S)

Didn't Walz pick the Tiannemen Square date as his wedding date specifically for that reason?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 02, 2024 01:30 PM (KbCG3)

223 Willowed: Many Kosovars half jokingly said Kosovo could be the 51st state if we'd let them join, and they REALLY wanted Trump to come visit. I even saw this billboard while I was deployed there (and Trump had COVID) https://tinyurl.com/5yrjuzhr
Posted by: Military Moron at October 02, 2024

***
Is it expensive to live there? And do you need to know the language at the beginning to get along, or do most people have some English?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 02, 2024 01:30 PM (J2vNu)

224 I bet there was a lot of yelling in the Emhoff home today

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2024 01:28 PM (IyPmt)

---------------

Reminiscent of Hillary's throwing lamps at Bubba, only in Kommie-la's case it's bottles of gin ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 02, 2024 01:30 PM (i0Zl2)

225 Posted by: Ribbed at October 02, 2024 01:25 PM (iFMeW)

The new Right is having to put your fellow conservative opponent down more than emphasizing your positives. Used to be just the opposite.

Posted by: Titanium White at October 02, 2024 01:30 PM (nzEeq)

226 Dorothy Kilgallen died under very suspicious circumstances as she was in the midst of investigating the Kennedy assassination. Dems have no compunction about offing women when they become inconvenient. A mere slap at Cannes is a minor violation.

Posted by: Decline and Fall at October 02, 2024 01:31 PM (CV8a5)

227
Sammy Hagar auditioned to sing for Kansas for 1981 because Steve Walsh split with the band (and later returned in 1986-2014).

Imagine if Sammy went to Kansas, ...who would've sang (sung?) for Van Halen??

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2024 01:31 PM (ugzSs)

228 True, but consider the pools the respective candidates had from which to draw.
Posted by: Archimedes

While we think the Dem pool of reasonable candidates is nil, they certainly had better choices than Walz...but none of them wanted to run with Harris, preferring their chances in 2028. Hilarious.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 02, 2024 01:31 PM (JCZqz)

229 "The new Right is having to put your fellow conservative opponent down more than emphasizing your positives. Used to be just the opposite."

That will be fine. They spend the general convincing everyone they're 100% definitely not a conservative.

Posted by: Ribbed at October 02, 2024 01:31 PM (B0mGw)

230 >>> Kamara. You brow me now.
Posted by: Xi at October 02, 2024 01:19 PM (FnneF)

He'll force her to stick his pork in her bao bun. And Dougie will have to watch and pretend to like it.

Posted by: LizLem at October 02, 2024 01:32 PM (pW4nn)

231 Is all this a ruse to make Harris drop out and have Hillary! ride to the rescue?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 02, 2024 01:32 PM (pmtSS)

232 Better than being led around with a leash and pinch collar by your dad.

Posted by: Gus Walz at October 02, 2024 01:32 PM (IPho9)

233 "Didn't Walz pick the Tiannemen Square date as his wedding date specifically for that reason?"

============

I guess. The guy lies so much it isn't really clear where he was or says he was.

I doubt the CCP got much traction with him as he seems pretty stupid. He's a typical teacher with communist views.

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 02, 2024 01:32 PM (i7Q7S)

234 Lay her down, smack 'em, yak 'em!

Posted by: Jive Dude at October 02, 2024 01:33 PM (VGRuw)

235 a useful opinion from 1994: "you never hit a woman" (andrew dice clay)

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 02, 2024 01:33 PM (CWTWj)

236 On TV and in movies, it was a treatment to slap a raw steak on your black eye. Does it work? More effective than a hot iron?

Posted by: Chuck Wepner at October 02, 2024 01:33 PM (CV8a5)

237
Here's a weird musical trivia tidbit:

Who are Andy Taylor, Roger Taylor, and John Taylor?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2024 01:33 PM (ugzSs)

238 Lead psychologist at Tavistock, former home to world's most controversial gender clinic, pleads guilty to pedophile charge (but avoids jail)

-
Yeah, he’s a psychologist all right.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 02, 2024 01:33 PM (L/fGl)

239 @231 didn't Hillary also have a Tim running mate?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 02, 2024 01:33 PM (WPL6O)

240 Yea, but Trump likes women with big tits and nice round ass.

My husband is not prejudice because he will screw anything female...

Posted by: Kamal Harris at October 02, 2024 01:33 PM (Qfk4E)

241 Oh, the Eeyore Crew has bubbled up from the sewer again.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2024 01:33 PM (IG4Id)

242 Skyrockets in flight.
Afternoon Delight.
That's why Ace was tardy today...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 02, 2024 01:33 PM (TGPs7)

243 @237 non-related guys from Duran Duran

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 02, 2024 01:33 PM (WPL6O)

244 Did you know "Kansas" still tours?

Two of the "original" members are still with the band, Ehart and Williams.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2024 01:26 PM (ugzSs)

Oak Ridge Boys are coming to our are in October..good bye tour
(Just heard the ad this morning)

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 02, 2024 01:33 PM (/6GbT)

245 Is all this a ruse to make Harris drop out and have Hillary! ride to the rescue?

Posted by: nurse ratched
---

QueMala sure looked scared at the 15 seconds of the FAKE FEMA meeting.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 02, 2024 01:34 PM (17s+e)

246 Imagine you are Tampon Tim's CCP handler and your life depends on getting valuable information from him.

LOL

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 02, 2024 01:34 PM (i7Q7S)

247 Slappy White!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 02, 2024 01:34 PM (niC41)

248 >>Dorothy Kilgallen died under very suspicious circumstances as she was in the midst of investigating the Kennedy assassination. Dems have no compunction about offing women when they become inconvenient. A mere slap at Cannes is a minor violation.

Not to mention what they did to that poor Secretary in Mexico City.

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2024 01:34 PM (95H7v)

249 Lay her down, smack 'em, yak 'em!
Posted by: Jive Dude

Wine 'er, Dine 'er, 69 'er
-Sea Bass

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 02, 2024 01:34 PM (CIS44)

250 True, but consider the pools the respective candidates had from which to draw.
Posted by: Archimedes

While we think the Dem pool of reasonable candidates is nil, they certainly had better choices than Walz...but none of them wanted to run with Harris, preferring their chances in 2028. Hilarious.

Then by that definition, they weren't part of the pool.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 02, 2024 01:34 PM (xCA6C)

251 Duggie Emhoff married Kamala because he likes his women to have black eyes.
Posted by: Rumor Mill

Equal rights!

And lefts!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 02, 2024 01:34 PM (9Tih0)

252 Dems : it's ok if Emhoff beats women, Walz wife beats him. Even Steven

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 02, 2024 01:34 PM (7Qpdh)

253 Did you know "Kansas" still tours?

And apparently selling out venues months in advance. I saw an event listing and by the time I went to the ticket website it was only the "behind the pillar" seats left.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 02, 2024 01:35 PM (/y8xj)

254 Here's a weird musical trivia tidbit:

Who are Andy Taylor, Roger Taylor, and John Taylor?

-
The Jackson Five?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 02, 2024 01:35 PM (L/fGl)

255

Is the slap-ee the one that birthed Ella?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2024 01:35 PM (x0n13)

256 and Timbo Walz's girlfriend slapped him repeatedly. That's why his jowls are so deformed.

Posted by: wth at October 02, 2024 01:35 PM (v0R5T)

257 they certainly had better choices than Walz...but none of them wanted to run with Harris

Nah - Shapiro wanted it badly, to the point of abasing himself for his Jewishness that even Commentary Magazine complained.

Still wasn't enough to erase of taint of being an observant Jew.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 02, 2024 01:35 PM (uxCna)

258
Imagine if Sammy went to Kansas, ...who would've sang (sung?) for Van Halen??
Posted by: Soothsayer

Michael McDonald

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 02, 2024 01:35 PM (63Dwl)

259 I sent the nice guy vid to my gal. I'll let you know.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at October 02, 2024 01:35 PM (Z8Yh2)

260 Don't you *dare* call Doug Emhoff--or any other human else, anywhere--"the Hoff". There is only one man glorying in that nickname, and it's David goddamn Hasselhoff.

Turn in all your Valu-Rite vodka, your hobo recognition chart, and your Man Card, and head somewhere more your speed. Like a Kenny G concert.

Posted by: bittergeek at October 02, 2024 01:35 PM (3SsGZ)

261 Here's a weird musical trivia tidbit:

Who are Andy Taylor, Roger Taylor, and John Taylor?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2024 01:33 PM (ugzSs)

3/5 of Duran Duran

Posted by: Doof at October 02, 2024 01:35 PM (vNIMs)

262 Is the slap-ee the one that birthed Ella?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2024 01:35 PM (x0n13)

Are you suggesting it was justified?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 02, 2024 01:35 PM (i24o9)

263 Aerogarden just announced BK and closing up shop!

bc the biden economy is going so well

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 02, 2024 01:36 PM (s3qiR)

264 245 Is all this a ruse to make Harris drop out and have Hillary! ride to the rescue?

Posted by: nurse ratched
---

On her broom

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2024 01:36 PM (IyPmt)

265 Doug Emhoff having multiple relationships with women in his life is astounding to me.

Posted by: DaisyB at October 02, 2024 01:36 PM (AbL8c)

266 256
oh, sorry, I meant 'boyfriend'.

Posted by: wth at October 02, 2024 01:36 PM (v0R5T)

267 Dorothy Kilgallen died under very suspicious circumstances as she was in the midst of investigating the Kennedy assassination. Dems have no compunction about offing women when they become inconvenient.

*zombie Mary Jo Kopechne has entered the chat

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 02, 2024 01:36 PM (9Tih0)

268 >>Who are Andy Taylor, Roger Taylor, and John Taylor?

The Dixie Chicks!

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2024 01:36 PM (95H7v)

269
Oak Ridge Boys are coming to our are in October..good bye tour
(Just heard the ad this morning)
Posted by: A dude in MI

Oakridge Boys??
I thought they were all dead?

Or am I thinking of other "boys?" Or "brothers?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2024 01:36 PM (ugzSs)

270 Is all this a ruse to make Harris drop out and have Hillary! ride to the rescue?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 02, 2024 01:32 PM (pmtSS)

Soon.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! Dark Horse Candidate 2024 at October 02, 2024 01:36 PM (guGkK)

271 I always get Kansas and Styx mixed up.

Hagar would have prevented this.

Posted by: Titanium White at October 02, 2024 01:36 PM (nzEeq)

272
Gatlin Brothers??

Are they all mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2024 01:36 PM (ugzSs)

273 Who are Andy Taylor, Roger Taylor, and John Taylor?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2024 01:33 PM (ugzSs)

Part of Duran Duran is all I got . None related

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 02, 2024 01:37 PM (/6GbT)

274 240 Yea, but Trump likes women with big tits and nice round ass.

My husband is not prejudice because he will screw anything female...
Posted by: Kamal Harris at October 02, 2024 01:33 PM (Qfk4E)

You better include trannies in that or else forget it!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2024 01:37 PM (x0n13)

275 You can tell Kamala ain't really a black woman because she hasn't stabbed Emhoff yet in a domestic fight.
Posted by: Titanium White
Or thrown boiling water, grease, bleach and/or lye.
Posted by: Heloise Again at October 02, 2024 01:22 PM (CV8a5)

I thought grits were the weapon of choice.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 02, 2024 01:37 PM (r5tfK)

276 Doug Emhoff having multiple relationships with women in his life is astounding to me.
Posted by: DaisyB

Hookers will do anything you want as long as you pay them.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 02, 2024 01:37 PM (9Tih0)

277
Here's a weird musical trivia tidbit:

Who are Andy Taylor, Roger Taylor, and John Taylor?
-
The Jackson Five?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Three Dog Night

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 02, 2024 01:37 PM (63Dwl)

278 Supposedly Doug beat up an ex girlfriend.

Doug forced an old nanny he had an affair with to get an abortion, but she might have kept it and he might have a secret love child.

Supposedly Doug also beat up his disabled son.

And supposedly Kamala is a terror to her staff and not the "girlboss gonna girlboss" they are trying to spin her as.

At this point, I don't care if they are true or not as long as they get traction. Same with the "they're eating the dogs and cats" stuff.

Harry Reid broke by IDGAF meter back in the Romney days. He spread those viscious lies about him, and still has zero regrets. "Well it worked didn't it?"

Fine. War. The country is hanging together by a thread and we have to save it. I'll take Kamala and Doug looking stupid if it saves the country.

Posted by: LizLem at October 02, 2024 01:37 PM (pW4nn)

279 182 Walz lied about his kid witnessing a shooting.

I was musing about that very possibility this morning. What. A. Putz.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 02, 2024 01:25 PM (xCA6C)

So mis Mal or dis information.

Waiting for the arbiters of speech to start wailing about this easily verifiable fact.

Hillary I know lies drive you crazy. Get on this stat!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 02, 2024 01:38 PM (FO8/Y)

280 276 Doug Emhoff having multiple relationships with women in his life is astounding to me.
Posted by: DaisyB

He was in Cannes so.... Money

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2024 01:38 PM (IyPmt)

281
3/5 of Duran Duran
Posted by: Doof

Correct, Food!

Andy Taylor, Roger Talyor, and John Taylor are NOT related! Isn't that wild?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2024 01:38 PM (ugzSs)

282 "Didn't Walz pick the Tiannemen Square date as his wedding date specifically for that reason?"

-
Tanks For the Memories.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 02, 2024 01:38 PM (L/fGl)

283 Willie Brown trained her right.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at October 02, 2024 01:38 PM (Z8Yh2)

284 You can tell Kamala ain't really a black woman because she hasn't stabbed Emhoff yet in a domestic fight.
Posted by: Titanium White
Or thrown boiling water, grease, bleach and/or lye.
Posted by: Heloise Again at October 02, 2024 01:22 PM (CV8a5)

I thought grits were the weapon of choice.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon

Grits still in the pan.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 02, 2024 01:38 PM (9Tih0)

285 And yet Al Franken got ran out the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 02, 2024 01:38 PM (+3UD9)

286
During break time at the factory in the 70's the black guys would talk about their crazy violent old ladies.

LBJ didn't break up the black family by hisself.

Posted by: Auspex at October 02, 2024 01:38 PM (j4U/Z)

287 CBS is trying to spin Walz's wide-eyed panicked look.

IT'S PASSION!

http://tiny.cc/eadozz

Posted by: bonhomme at October 02, 2024 01:38 PM (Odg76)

288 237
Here's a weird musical trivia tidbit:

Who are Andy Taylor, Roger Taylor, and John Taylor?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2024 01:33 PM (ugzSs)
_______
The Andrews Sisters?

Posted by: Eeyore at October 02, 2024 01:38 PM (1bNHn)

289 You can tell Kamala ain't really a black woman because she hasn't stabbed Emhoff yet in a domestic fight.
Posted by: Titanium White
Or thrown boiling water, grease, bleach and/or lye.
Posted by: Heloise Again at October 02, 2024 01:22 PM (CV8a5)

I thought grits were the weapon of choice.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
......

cast iron skillet

Posted by: wth at October 02, 2024 01:39 PM (v0R5T)

290
What is the probability of 3 members of the same famous band having the same sur name and not be related?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2024 01:39 PM (ugzSs)

291 I saw Kansas when they were warming up for Blue Oyster Cult. Hell, they were so much better than BOC, and BOC knew it, refused to do a single encore to a packed auditorium. No class butthooks.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 02, 2024 01:39 PM (pohLc)

292 208 Looks to me like Trump made a much better VP pick.

True, but consider the pools the respective candidates had from which to draw.
Posted by: Archimedes
======
There would be stronger Dems but Biden boxed in the Obammy faction by moving quickly to endorse Kamala. Kamala dared not pick someone better than her as a matter of ego and some political risk. So she settled for a sad pedo raging leftist from MN to appeal to blue collar whites in the MW in WI and MI (perhaps PA). Guy has little to no appeal in Southern or Western battleground states.

Posted by: whig at October 02, 2024 01:39 PM (SI97o)

293 Mick Taylor is the best musician named Taylor

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 02, 2024 01:39 PM (7Qpdh)

294 I think the most likes I ever got on an internet post was in a Guitar Forum Post titled:

Who Was the Best Female Bassist of All-Time?

I answered with:

Sting

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2024 01:39 PM (95H7v)

295 287 CBS is trying to spin Walz's wide-eyed panicked look.

IT'S PASSION!

http://tiny.cc/eadozz
Posted by: bonhomme at October 02, 2024 01:38 PM (Odg76)

Passion ? I thought it was Panic

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2024 01:39 PM (IyPmt)

296
I mean, I suppose a band in China with a bunch of "Chins" in it isn't that rare.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2024 01:40 PM (ugzSs)

297 redefining masculinity..in line with PDiddy's ideals ?

Posted by: runner at October 02, 2024 01:40 PM (V13WU)

298 Is it expensive to live there? And do you need to know the language at the beginning to get along, or do most people have some English?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Kosovo is very cheap, and English is...variable. Big city restaurants and hotels, young people...English is pretty good. Small towns, rural areas, old people...pretty poor. Hospitals and medical services are not great, so don't go there if you have major medical issues lol.

Kosovars are 90+% Muslim.
Negative, Ghostrider, the country is full.
Moose Out Front shoulda told ya.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Ethnic Albanians Kosovars were traditionally the conquered people of Balkans. Ruled by the Serbs...they were Christian. Ruled by the Ottomans...they were Muslim. They drink, smoke, listen to music, dress like westerners, etc. They're the equivalent of many American "Christians" that never go to Church.

In fact, Saudi Arabia pays women to wear full burkas and walk the markets to normalize it, but the locals don't want it. Jihadis try to recruit there, but they get turned in on a regular basis by their neighbors. Turkey, too, tries to increase its influence and radicalize the populace...with limited success

Posted by: Military Moron at October 02, 2024 01:40 PM (JCZqz)

299 "CBS is trying to spin Walz's wide-eyed panicked look. IT'S PASSION!"

Imagine that glaring down at you in the dark.

Posted by: Ribbed at October 02, 2024 01:40 PM (IHRQq)

300 CBS is trying to spin Walz's wide-eyed panicked look.

IT'S PASSION!

http://tiny.cc/eadozz

You know who else was often wide-eyed with passion?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 02, 2024 01:40 PM (xCA6C)

301
With early voting already underway nobody is going anywhere.

Hillary will just have to finish her daily bottle of gin and realize, with a single gin-soaked tear running down her face, that she will never be President.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 02, 2024 01:40 PM (RKVpM)

302 I guess his slappin' hand isn't triggered by psychotic laughing.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 02, 2024 01:40 PM (Qexna)

303 CBS is trying to spin Walz's wide-eyed panicked look.

IT'S PASSION!

http://tiny.cc/eadozz
Posted by: bonhomme
......

it's the goofballs.

Posted by: wth at October 02, 2024 01:40 PM (v0R5T)

304 Passion, Panic, Pathetic..whatever !

Posted by: runner at October 02, 2024 01:40 PM (V13WU)

305 Isn't he the passionate one!

Walzroom Blitzed!

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 02, 2024 01:40 PM (+3UD9)

306 i've thought for many years that bill clinton looks like he's taken a lot of fists to the nose. i won't name names but i suspect i know who's throwing the fists

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 02, 2024 01:40 PM (CWTWj)

307 Sting
Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2024 01:39 PM (95H7v

Why hate on Sting?

Posted by: Titanium White at October 02, 2024 01:41 PM (nzEeq)

308 I thought grits were the weapon of choice.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon

One of the things I liked about the Old Timey Simpsons was their background jokes. Once they were at the Googolplex Cinema, and one of the movies on the marquee was "Hot Grits a Flyin'"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 02, 2024 01:41 PM (xPJvm)

309
Mick Taylor??

Mick Jones, though.

Mick Jones, guitar, Foreigner.
and
Mick Jones, guitar, The Clash.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2024 01:41 PM (ugzSs)

310 re 300: joe besser!

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 02, 2024 01:41 PM (CWTWj)

311 There would be stronger Dems but Biden boxed in the Obammy faction by moving quickly to endorse Kamala. Kamala dared not pick someone better than her as a matter of ego and some political risk. So she settled for a sad pedo raging leftist from MN to appeal to blue collar whites in the MW in WI and MI (perhaps PA). Guy has little to no appeal in Southern or Western battleground states.

Posted by: whig at October 02, 2024 01:39 PM (SI97o)

The afterthought Kamala endorsement really was a thing to behold.

Then they had to steer into the skid by selecting a VP candidate who wouldn't outshine Kneepads.

A masterclass in self-ownership.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 02, 2024 01:41 PM (KbCG3)

312 262 Is the slap-ee the one that birthed Ella?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2024 01:35 PM (x0n13)

Are you suggesting it was justified?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinf

No, but that the slap accounts for why the kid looks like David Hogg with hairy pits.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2024 01:41 PM (x0n13)

313 "We're gonna need a bigger October surprise."

Posted by: Deep State Brody at October 02, 2024 01:41 PM (qUkBO)

314 264 245 Is all this a ruse to make Harris drop out and have Hillary! ride to the rescue?

Posted by: nurse ratched
---

On her broom
Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2024 01:36 PM (IyPmt)

I swear if this were to happen, every sign in support of kamalabalz would change overnight and not one dem would see a problem, and they'd switch her out for that California guy in a second if she looked to tank.

The mind of a rank and file dem is just putty.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 02, 2024 01:41 PM (FO8/Y)

315 i've thought for many years that bill clinton looks like he's taken a lot of fists to the nose. i won't name names but i suspect i know who's throwing the fists
Posted by: gnats local 678 a

She threw dishes at him in the WH

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 02, 2024 01:41 PM (CIS44)

316 I mean, I suppose a band in China with a bunch of "Chins" in it isn't that rare.

Posted by: Soothsayer

That band has more Chins than a Chinese phone book.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 02, 2024 01:42 PM (9Tih0)

317 I saw Kansas when they were warming up for Blue Oyster Cult. Hell, they were so much better than BOC, and BOC knew it, refused to do a single encore to a packed auditorium. No class butthooks. Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 02, 2024 01:39 PM (pohLc)

John Cougar (at the time) was better than Heart, the band he was warming up for.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 02, 2024 01:42 PM (r5tfK)

318 "CBS is trying to spin Walz's wide-eyed panicked look. IT'S PASSION!"

Imagine that glaring down at you in the dark.

Posted by: Ribbed at October 02, 2024 01:40 PM (IHRQq)

That look has gazed upon many a prepubescent boy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 02, 2024 01:42 PM (i24o9)

319 If you photoshopped Walz's face onto a toad's body, it would not look out of place.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 02, 2024 01:42 PM (pohLc)

320 I have no idea why students in Baltimore are doing so poorly in standardized tests.

http://tiny.cc/nadozz

Posted by: bonhomme at October 02, 2024 01:42 PM (Odg76)

321 3/5 of Duran Duran
Posted by: Doof

Correct, Food!

Andy Taylor, Roger Talyor, and John Taylor are NOT related! Isn't that wild?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2024 01:38 PM (ugzSs)

Of the original members of the Ramones (Joey, Dee Dee, Tommy, Johnny) - Guess how many actually had the last name Ramone?

Posted by: Doof at October 02, 2024 01:42 PM (vNIMs)

322 So mis Mal or dis information.

Waiting for the arbiters of speech to start wailing about this easily verifiable fact.

Hillary I know lies drive you crazy. Get on this stat!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

That is why Trump trolled the Dems via his Truth Social campaign sign--Friends with School Shooters.

Rhetorical jiu jitsu. If the Dem Media tries to dismiss Walz's own ill chosen words via fact checking, it brings up Walz's idiotic statement and lie. So, the Dem/Media ignores it and allows the Trump campaign to disseminate it via viral memes etc unchecked.

Xanatos gambit. Trump is the master troll which is why a lot of GOP country club set dislike him.

Posted by: whig at October 02, 2024 01:42 PM (SI97o)

323 Ace, are you related to Mrs. Red?

MR: “Ready in a minute, hon!” (12:26)

MR: “All set, hon!” (1:00)

Posted by: RI Red at October 02, 2024 01:42 PM (SuQXo)

324 Moe Howard may have been the best slapper of all time.
He kept Larry, Curly and Shemp in order.
That Joe Besser was too much of a bitch to take it...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 02, 2024 01:42 PM (TGPs7)

325 I mean, I suppose a band in China with a bunch of "Chins" in it isn't that rare. Posted by: Soothsayer

Tell us about it.

Posted by: Flock of Seagulls at October 02, 2024 01:42 PM (r5tfK)

326 108 Not all men can work out every day, be confident, have high T, and keep the weight off. But all men can say their name is Janice and put on a wig.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 02, 2024 01:15 PM (GBKbO)

You forgot the Engineering Degree. Every Real Man has to have that.

Posted by: XTC at October 02, 2024 01:43 PM (UnA8+)

327 >>> Kamala dared not pick someone better than her as a matter of ego and some political risk. So she settled for a sad pedo raging leftist from MN to appeal to blue collar whites in the MW in WI and MI (perhaps PA).

Obama: I need to pick a VP that's dumber than me

Biden: I need to pick a VP that's dumber than me

Kamala: I need to pick a VP that's dumber than me

Waltz: eats paste (at least I hope that's paste!)

Posted by: LizLem at October 02, 2024 01:43 PM (8SO4V)

328 "That look has gazed upon many a prepubescent boy."

Ick.

Posted by: Ribbed at October 02, 2024 01:43 PM (IHRQq)

329 "CBS is trying to spin Walz's wide-eyed panicked look. IT'S PASSION!"

Imagine that glaring down at you in the dark.

-
I vant to drink your blood!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 02, 2024 01:43 PM (L/fGl)

330 262 Is the slap-ee the one that birthed Ella?

No, she was the nanny affair miscarriage.

Posted by: Ella Turdgirl at October 02, 2024 01:43 PM (qUkBO)

331 231 Is all this a ruse to make Harris drop out and have Hillary! ride to the rescue? [\i]

Imagine getting beaten by Trump TWICE.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 02, 2024 01:43 PM (Qexna)

332 Besser was playing half a fag on the Jack Benny show in the friggin 40's. Funny too. I felt like I needed to cut his 3 stooges work some slack.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at October 02, 2024 01:43 PM (Z8Yh2)

333 BREAKING: Doug Emhoff Gets the Coveted Will Smith Endorsement for First Gentlecad, Hailing Him as The New "Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers'." Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 02, 2024 01:43 PM (OKUBx)

334 That look has gazed upon many a prepubescent boy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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More likely that look stems from when the parents or authorities of the boy find out what he did.

Immediately prior to Walz running away to Beijing or Minnesota from Nebraska.

Posted by: whig at October 02, 2024 01:43 PM (SI97o)

335 > You know who else was often wide-eyed with passion?

Marshall Applewhite, the Heaven's gate cult leader? Same eyes.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 02, 2024 01:43 PM (Odg76)

336 >>Why hate on Sting?

Because he's a fag with a mononym.

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2024 01:44 PM (95H7v)

337

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 02, 2024 01:44 PM (Qexna)

338 311 The afterthought Kamala endorsement really was a thing to behold.

Then they had to steer into the skid by selecting a VP candidate who wouldn't outshine Kneepads.

A masterclass in self-ownership.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 02, 2024 01:41 PM (KbCG3)

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I assert that the pullout letter wasn't genuine, but they chose a moment when Biden was incapable of reacting live over the weekend. This created a situation where he couldn't counter it effectively, like with a Tweet saying, "Never mind."

In response, the only thing that a boxed in president who was never in charge anyway could do was to undermine the plans set in motion.

The first letter, without his letterhead, included language about supporting an open convention. The second letter, with his letterhead, endorsed Kamala directly.

They were sent by different people. The first by Biden's enemies at the upper echelons of the party. The second by Biden's supporters to fuck up what they could.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 02, 2024 01:44 PM (GBKbO)

339 Consent is a legal defense against battery.

Posted by: torabora at October 02, 2024 01:44 PM (GasEd)

340 I think the most likes I ever got on an internet post was in a Guitar Forum Post titled:

Who Was the Best Female Bassist of All-Time?

I answered with:

Sting
Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2024 01:39 PM (95H7v)

Coincidentally - today is his birthday

Posted by: Doof at October 02, 2024 01:44 PM (vNIMs)

341 You know who else was often wide-eyed with passion?
Posted by: Archimedes

It's like looking into a mirror!

Posted by: Zombie James Manson at October 02, 2024 01:44 PM (JCZqz)

342 I know the dems have a "Margaret Sanger" award for baby killing. So, do they have an award for Bitch Slappin?

Posted by: DAN at October 02, 2024 01:45 PM (kAzG3)

343
Of the original members of the Ramones (Joey, Dee Dee, Tommy, Johnny) - Guess how many actually had the last name Ramone?
Posted by: Doof

It's either All or None.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2024 01:45 PM (ugzSs)

344 Rhetorical jiu jitsu. If the Dem Media tries to dismiss Walz's own ill chosen words via fact checking, it brings up Walz's idiotic statement and lie. So, the Dem/Media ignores it and allows the Trump campaign to disseminate it via viral memes etc unchecked. Xanatos gambit. Trump is the master troll which is why a lot of GOP country club set dislike him. Posted by: whig at October 02, 2024 01:42 PM (SI97o)

Why the "eating cats" thing was so brilliant. They can't help repeating it over and over, trying to prove it isn't true. Streisand Effect. That, of course, leads you to wonder what the hell 20,000 Haitians are doing in Springfield, Ohio, and who put them there.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 02, 2024 01:45 PM (r5tfK)

345 Trump should just start calling walz "that hockey puck".

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 02, 2024 01:45 PM (FO8/Y)

346 [FIFM:] The New "Fresh Prints of Bill Ayers'." Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 02, 2024 01:45 PM (OKUBx)

347 You know who else was often wide-eyed with passion?

Marshall Applewhite, the Heaven's gate cult leader? Same eyes.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 02, 2024 01:43 PM (Odg76)

Probably because he had himself castrated...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 02, 2024 01:45 PM (TGPs7)

348 Slapping another man is more humiliating than punching him. Though if he's not the bitch you think he is you will end up throwing fists.

Posted by: Titanium White at October 02, 2024 01:45 PM (nzEeq)

349 "mononym"

Check out the big brain on Brad!

Posted by: Jules at October 02, 2024 01:45 PM (Z8Yh2)

350 I have no idea why students in Baltimore are doing so poorly in standardized tests.

http://tiny.cc/nadozz

It's because we don't spend enough on education.

Posted by: The Teacher's Unions at October 02, 2024 01:45 PM (xCA6C)

351 >>> You know who else was often wide-eyed with passion?

John Wayne Gacy?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 02, 2024 01:46 PM (i24o9)

352 One on the left of Nice Guy is Emma Emhoff, amirite?

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 02, 2024 01:46 PM (yr0ha)

353 "That look has gazed upon many a prepubescent boy."

He looks like Daddy at shower time.

Posted by: 11 year-old Ashley Biden at October 02, 2024 01:46 PM (JCZqz)

354 The alleged altercation reportedly took place in May 2012 after an event at the Cannes Film Festival, where Emhoff is said to have slapped his then-girlfriend, a New York attorney.

Three friends of the woman, known only as "Jane," claim she recounted the incident to them at different points, with one calling the friend sobbing right after it happened.
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An incident a dozen years ago that wasn't reported at the time - "recounting" it to "friends" doesn't count - but comes up at a moment that it's politically inconvenient?

Screw that. Emhoff is surely an awful person. Maybe he even slapped the woman around. It wouldn't surprise me.

But this is BS. This kind of thing needs to be put below ground where it belongs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 02, 2024 01:46 PM (HnUIn)

355 Of the original members of the Ramones (Joey, Dee Dee, Tommy, Johnny) - Guess how many actually had the last name Ramone?
Posted by: Doof

It's either All or None.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2024 01:45 PM (ugzSs)

None

Posted by: Doof at October 02, 2024 01:47 PM (vNIMs)

356 289 You can tell Kamala ain't really a black woman because she hasn't stabbed Emhoff yet in a domestic fight.
Posted by: Titanium White
Or thrown boiling water, grease, bleach and/or lye.
Posted by: Heloise Again at October 02, 2024 01:22 PM (CV8a5)

I thought grits were the weapon of choice.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
......

cast iron skillet
Posted by: wth at October 02, 2024 01:39 PM (v0R5T)

"Pan of Hot grits in the shower, FTW!!!"

- - Al Green

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2024 01:47 PM (x0n13)

357 CBS is trying to spin Walz's wide-eyed panicked look. IT'S PASSION!"
Imagine that glaring down at you in the dark.
Posted by: Ribbed at October 02, 2024 01:40 PM (IHRQq)

He was receiving coded instructions via his bluetooth enabled anal beads.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 02, 2024 01:47 PM (D7oie)

358 re 327: i thought biden was the paste eater back then

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 02, 2024 01:47 PM (CWTWj)

359 As
@5sweetharts_
points out, eight Baltimore schools have zero students who are proficient at math.

======

Yeah, but everyone in that video has a school provided computer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 02, 2024 01:47 PM (GBKbO)

360 CBS is trying to spin Walz's wide-eyed panicked look. IT'S PASSION!"

CBS should shut their mouths and crawl back into a hole after their terrible debate performance.

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2024 01:47 PM (IyPmt)

361 Trump should just start calling walz "that hockey puck".

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 02, 2024 01:45 PM (FO8/Y)

--------------

Can we get a #DeepFake campaign ad video of Zombie Don Rickles endorsing Trump/Vance, please?

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 02, 2024 01:48 PM (OKUBx)

362 >>> 342 I know the dems have a "Margaret Sanger" award for baby killing. So, do they have an award for Bitch Slappin?

The Lombardi trophy? A Grammy award?

Posted by: LizLem at October 02, 2024 01:48 PM (8SO4V)

363 Sometimes you just have to slap that b*tch around!

Posted by: Doug! at October 02, 2024 01:48 PM (uxCna)

364 You know who else was often wide-eyed with passion?

Marshall Applewhite, the Heaven's gate cult leader? Same eyes.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 02, 2024 01:43 PM (Odg76)

Probably because he had himself castrated...

That would do it, yes.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 02, 2024 01:48 PM (xCA6C)

365 320 I have no idea why students in Baltimore are doing so poorly in standardized tests.

http://tiny.cc/nadozz
Posted by: bonhomme
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Same as in any urban district hellhole (and a few rural ones as well). Schools are there not to educate but for social/business purposes for students and parents and for a sinecure for school administrators. Votes and grift for the school industrial political complex.

Only solution is to destroy any consolidated school systems in urban areas and devolve into neighborhood control with micro school boards and districts plus school choice/vouchers/etc.

That way, disaster can be reduced in effect to those totally dysfunctional areas while good students in other areas can be freed of being trapped in a large scale dysfunctional system.

Posted by: whig at October 02, 2024 01:48 PM (SI97o)

366 re 355: i knew a rather pretty girl who dated one of them. her friends tended to confirm this.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 02, 2024 01:48 PM (CWTWj)

367 They were sent by different people. The first by Biden's enemies at the upper echelons of the party. The second by Biden's supporters to fuck up what they could.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 02, 2024 01:44 PM (GBKbO)

The way it was tacked on made me think of two possibilities:

1) They paid so much attention to getting Biden out, they forgot that there would be a step 2.

2) The Biden camp knew Kamala wasn't the preferred fill-in and decided to preempt everything else.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 02, 2024 01:48 PM (KbCG3)

368 I like a little "slap 'n' tickle", same as the next girl, but with Doug we never got to the tickle part.

Posted by: Doug's Ex-girlfriend at October 02, 2024 01:48 PM (PgHwv)

369
Coincidentally - today is his birthday
Posted by: Doof at October 02, 2024 01:44 PM (vNIMs)

Oh great, now you had to ruin MY birthday (just turned 29 +31 today).

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 02, 2024 01:48 PM (y9nCu)

370 Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2024 01:44 PM (95H7v

You hate Texas, the Godfather and Sting. At least you like pinball machines.

Posted by: Titanium White at October 02, 2024 01:48 PM (nzEeq)

371 I'm much better now. For instance, Kamala is constantly flirting with Incompetence, and I've never smacked her.

Posted by: Doug Emhoff at October 02, 2024 01:49 PM (NXYp1)

372 349 The Simpsons had a great episode where a con man sold Springfield on building a mononym.

Posted by: callsign claymore at October 02, 2024 01:49 PM (mzjsF)

373 315 i've thought for many years that bill clinton looks like he's taken a lot of fists to the nose. i won't name names but i suspect i know who's throwing the fists
Posted by: gnats local 678 a

Those thick glass ash trays hurt like a sumbitch!

Posted by: Willy Jefferson Clinton at October 02, 2024 01:49 PM (CV8a5)

374
Um, someone should tell CBS that CBS was the Biggest Loser of the debate. walz came in 2nd place.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2024 01:49 PM (ugzSs)

375 >>> 342 I know the dems have a "Margaret Sanger" award for baby killing. So, do they have an award for Bitch Slappin?

The Emmyhoff

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 02, 2024 01:49 PM (i24o9)

376 Here's a weird musical trivia tidbit:

Who are Andy Taylor, Roger Taylor, and John Taylor?
-
The Jackson Five?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Three Dog Night
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 02, 2024 01:37 PM

4 Non Blondes?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 02, 2024 01:49 PM (ZANHd)

377 Is the slap-ee the one that birthed Ella? No, she was the nanny affair miscarriage. Posted by: Ella Turdgirl at October 02, 2024 01:43 PM (qUkBO)

It's even worse. I read the article. She was a match.com date that somehow Emhoff would up meeting with his son, and later they met with Emhoff's father and his date. How they go from there to a trip with Cannes I can't imagine. But I'm betting, as an entertainment lawyer, he either charged the trip to his firm or to a client, or both, and he was billing out the ying yang.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 02, 2024 01:49 PM (r5tfK)

378 CBS is trying to spin Walz's wide-eyed panicked look. IT'S PASSION!"

CBS should shut their mouths and crawl back into a hole after their terrible debate performance.

No, it should be anyone on our side who ever again suggests a debate with MFM "moderators".

Posted by: Archimedes at October 02, 2024 01:49 PM (xCA6C)

379 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 02, 2024 01:48 PM (y9nCu)

Happy milestone B-Day !

Posted by: Titanium White at October 02, 2024 01:49 PM (nzEeq)

380 374
Um, someone should tell CBS that CBS was the Biggest Loser of the debate. walz came in 2nd place.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2024 01:49 PM (ugzSs)

Correct

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2024 01:49 PM (IyPmt)

381 The Kamala/Walz combo as a buttress against Trump being an existential threat to democracy is almost an exact parallel to our elite buying coastal property and flying private jets while warning about climate change.

It's obvious they don't take it seriously themselves. If they did, they wouldn't be acting as they are.

When they start acting like it's serious, I'll take it serious.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 02, 2024 01:50 PM (KbCG3)

382
Oh great, now you had to ruin MY birthday (just turned 29 +31 today).
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

The Six-Oh, eh?

Congratulations. Happy B-day.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2024 01:50 PM (ugzSs)

383 He was receiving coded instructions via his bluetooth enabled anal beads.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 02, 2024 01:47 PM (D7oie)

------------------

This is how he used to beat young High School boys in the Chess Club.

Phrasing?

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 02, 2024 01:50 PM (OKUBx)

384 You know who else was often wide-eyed with passion?

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It was always the ref's fault

Posted by: Jim Harbaugh, Notorious Cheater at October 02, 2024 01:50 PM (RicRQ)

385 More trivia: 100% of American made products do not get stuck on ships waiting to be unloaded.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 02, 2024 01:51 PM (W/lyH)

386 But this is BS. This kind of thing needs to be put below ground where it belongs.

The Access Hollywood tape was eleven years old when it was leaked to derail Trump in 2016.

Sorry, there's only one rule, and the rule is that you can lead decade-old accusations if it makes your political opponents look bad.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 02, 2024 01:51 PM (uxCna)

387 CBS should shut their mouths and crawl back into a hole after their terrible debate performance.
Posted by: It's me donna
=======
It will be interesting to see how the former Redstone properties will change due to being sold out to the spawn of Larry Ellison of Oracle.

The Redstones stunk up the place after Papa Redstone went senile and the brutal succession fight where Shari Redstone won out.

Posted by: whig at October 02, 2024 01:51 PM (SI97o)

388 362 >>> 342 I know the dems have a "Margaret Sanger" award for baby killing. So, do they have an award for Bitch Slappin?

The Lombardi trophy? A Grammy award?

Posted by: LizLem at October 02, 2024 01:48 PM (8SO4V)

The Carlo! It looks like a belt.

Named after Carlo Rizzi

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2024 01:51 PM (x0n13)

389 Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Happy Birthday to you... I'll stop there... You don't want to hear me sing

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2024 01:51 PM (IyPmt)

390 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 02, 2024 01:48 PM (y9nCu)

Happy birthday.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 02, 2024 01:51 PM (i24o9)

391 > It's because we don't spend enough on education.

Funny enough, did you see all the laptops in the video? The class size didn't look overwhelming either.

Honestly, I don't fault the teacher all that much. Does anyone believe the little shit she's making fun of would behave well if the teacher spoke properly? She should be professional, but that kid would almost certainly be just as bad with a robotic Oxford English Professor.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 02, 2024 01:52 PM (Odg76)

392 "I told you Nevada has bad reception."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 02, 2024 01:52 PM (ufFY8)

393 Slapping another man is more humiliating than punching him. Though if he's not the bitch you think he is you will end up throwing fists.
Posted by: Titanium White at October 02, 2024 01:45 PM (nzEeq)
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For some reason, that reminded me of Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories from The Chappelle Show.

Rick James: "What did the five fingers say to the face?"
Charlie *confused*: "What?"
Rick James: "SLAP!" *slaps Charlie Murphy*

Things went downhill from there...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 02, 2024 01:52 PM (7fElN)

394 Better to be given a black eye by one of our own, than meet you knuckles daggers halfway.

Posted by: Karen at October 02, 2024 01:52 PM (RicRQ)

395 >>IT’S PASSION

Yeah, anyone who is that passionate about abortion is a FREAK.

No, thanks, take your passion far, far away from my family!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 02, 2024 01:52 PM (Hkcdp)

396 But this is BS. This kind of thing needs to be put below ground where it belongs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 02, 2024 01:46 PM (HnUIn)

The pregnant nanny story didn't come out until Harris was the candidate.

Posted by: Titanium White at October 02, 2024 01:52 PM (nzEeq)

397 Best rockers named Mick
1. Fleetwood
2. Jagger
3. Taylor
4. Jones - The Clash
5. Jones - Foreigner
6. Shrimpton

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 02, 2024 01:52 PM (xH5nl)

398 Does anyone have an account at BoA? Go online and check your balance.

May be nothing.
Reports on Fb (yeah, I know) are saying accounts are showing 0.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 02, 2024 01:52 PM (9Tih0)

399

Carlo Rizzi >> Doug Emhoff

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2024 01:52 PM (x0n13)

400 @TJM and Scrutinizer, I found it weird too that he retreated to the supposed "COVID" recovery and out of that came a withdrawal from the race. Obviously, he didn't have COVID, and who knows who he was meeting with at Camp David to force him out. Who knows who actually wrote the letter, and whether he even knew it was being sent out in his name. Someone's going to write a book someday.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 02, 2024 01:52 PM (r5tfK)

401 His daughter is the expressionless "model" with the cow tattoo, right? Is there a son or is it the daughter dressing up?

Posted by: Enough Bullshit at October 02, 2024 01:52 PM (2NXcZ)

402 DOJ Indicts JD Vance For Brutally Beating 3 Women

https://tinyurl.com/4h4s3ver

Posted by: Archimedes at October 02, 2024 01:53 PM (xCA6C)

403 Um, someone should tell CBS that CBS was the Biggest Loser of the debate. walz came in 2nd place.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2024 01:49 PM (ugzSs)

Correct
Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2024 01:49 PM (IyPmt)

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I was LMAO when, during the break before the closing statements, CBS played this long commercial about people of East Palestine developing cancers as result of the chemical spill ... that F. Joe and Kommie-la ignored.

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 02, 2024 01:53 PM (OKUBx)

404 Nah, fuck all that.

New rules.

If we're going to be clubbed over the head with the fact that Trump said "pussy" 20 years ago, or that he allegedly assaulted someone in a dressing room in the 80's, we get to sling all the stupid-assed dirt we can dig up.

To hell with playing patty-cake.
Posted by: ballistic

THIS X A BRAZILIAN!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 02, 2024 01:53 PM (9Tih0)

405 >>>>Why hate on Sting?

Because he's a fag with a mononym.
___
I love Dana Carvey's old bit about Sting. Making fun of how he, as originally named "Gordon Sumner," one day just decided that he would henceforth be referred to as "Sting" and how his classmates must have hazed him brutally for that.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 02, 2024 01:53 PM (bNf8H)

406 386 But this is BS. This kind of thing needs to be put below ground where it belongs.

The Access Hollywood tape was eleven years old when it was leaked to derail Trump in 2016.

Sorry, there's only one rule, and the rule is that you can lead decade-old accusations if it makes your political opponents look bad.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
========
There is no sign, unlike the Dems with their fake and gay accomplices like the nutjob in NY, that the Trump campaign is promoting this.

There is always a risk that unvetted candidates (which the Dems specifically refuse to do nowadays) are subject to new evidence of past bad behavior and sleaze.

Emhoff is a sleazebag and celebrity press like the Daily Mail specialize in bringing that sleaze out.

Posted by: whig at October 02, 2024 01:53 PM (SI97o)

407 The Walz are closing in.

Posted by: ... at October 02, 2024 01:53 PM (LCr8f)

408 You can't make this up...

Kamala Harris
@KamalaHarris
Wore black today in support of all survivors of sexual assault or abuse. We won't let them be silenced or ignored. #BelieveSurvivors

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 02, 2024 01:53 PM (TGPs7)

409 398 Does anyone have an account at BoA? Go online and check your balance.

May be nothing.
Reports on Fb (yeah, I know) are saying accounts are showing 0.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 02, 2024 01:52 PM (9Tih0)

Mine is fine.

What did I just fall for?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 02, 2024 01:53 PM (KbCG3)

410 371 I'm much better now. For instance, Kamala is constantly flirting with Incompetence, and I've never smacked her.
Posted by: Doug Emhoff at October 02, 2024 01:49 PM (NXYp1)

Don't sell yerself short Doigie, You know Kamala is airtight with incompetence.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 02, 2024 01:53 PM (pohLc)

411
Quick, what is "Mickey's" [Rocky movies] last name?

Ace should know this easy.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2024 01:53 PM (ugzSs)

412
"Whaddya mean, 'foreplay' ? Didn't I already smack you around a little?"

-Andrew Dice Clay

Posted by: Don Black at October 02, 2024 01:54 PM (/7KEl)

413 *laughing at the station of course -- not the people getting cancers.

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 02, 2024 01:54 PM (OKUBx)

414 >>You hate Texas, the Godfather and Sting. At least you like pinball machines.

Guilty of all charges.

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2024 01:54 PM (95H7v)

415 1) They paid so much attention to getting Biden out, they forgot that there would be a step 2.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 02, 2024 01:48 PM (KbCG3)
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Step 3: PROFIT!!! $$$

Posted by: The Underpants Gnomes at October 02, 2024 01:54 PM (7fElN)

416 IT’S PASSION

Ummm...that's not how you spell PANIC.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 02, 2024 01:54 PM (W/lyH)

417 Posted by: whig at October 02, 2024 01:53 PM (SI97o)

I would bet my house on Trump being behind this "reveal".

Posted by: ... at October 02, 2024 01:54 PM (LCr8f)

418 Kamala Harris
@KamalaHarris
Wore black today in support of all survivors of sexual assault or abuse. We won't let them be silenced or ignored. #BelieveSurvivors
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 02, 2024 01:53 PM (TGPs7)

The irony.. It burns

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2024 01:54 PM (IyPmt)

419 386 But this is BS. This kind of thing needs to be put below ground where it belongs.

This is an well-reported story. The slappee told two people at the time and one more in 2018. There are flight itineraries and hotel stays. They say exactly where and when the bitchslap occurred.

Not like the allegations against Kavanaugh, 'some house I can't remember, sometime in the 80's".

Posted by: Candidus at October 02, 2024 01:54 PM (Qhz28)

420 Honestly, I don't fault the teacher all that much. Does anyone believe the little shit she's making fun of would behave well if the teacher spoke properly? She should be professional, but that kid would almost certainly be just as bad with a robotic Oxford English Professor.

Learning to behave in a civilized, non-feral manner has to begin somewhere. We pay this person to be that person.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 02, 2024 01:55 PM (xCA6C)

421 Oakridge Boys??
I thought they were all dead?

Or am I thinking of other "boys?" Or "brothers?"
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2024 0

***
The Statler Brothers, maybe?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 02, 2024 01:55 PM (J2vNu)

422 Kamala Harris
@KamalaHarris
Wore black today in support of all survivors of sexual assault or abuse. We won't let them be silenced or ignored. #BelieveSurvivors

==

uh oh

Posted by: runner at October 02, 2024 01:55 PM (V13WU)

423 In other news, the real life son of Josh Morrow (Nick Clueless on Young and Restless) is playing Cury Katie's son on Bold and the Beautiful. He didn't want to be an intern at Forester Creations, but caught sight of a cute ass model.

Now he wants to be an intern.

The Power of Poon.

Pretty funny.

Also, looks like this new model will be a character, since she had dialogue.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 02, 2024 01:55 PM (ufFY8)

424 Nah, fuck all that.

New rules.

If we're going to be clubbed over the head with the fact that Trump said "pussy" 20 years ago, or that he allegedly assaulted someone in a dressing room in the 80's, we get to sling all the stupid-assed dirt we can dig up.

To hell with playing patty-cake.
Posted by: ballistic
----
THIS X A BRAZILIAN!
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 02, 2024 01:53 PM (9Tih0)
++++
That is the problem, yes. This is why it's important to follow rules. It is bad to follow rules when the opponent doesn't.

The neat trick - and I don't know what it is, or how to do it - is to get back to both sides following the rules, or establishing new rules. Because this is absolutely fair. Screw Emhoff. But system-wide, this is terrible, just as it's terrible in the other direction. It's awful. Necessary - tit for tat - but awful.

I have no idea how to break out of it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 02, 2024 01:55 PM (HnUIn)

425 *shoves an "over-the-hill" cake bedecked with tombstones over to Cur*

Other celebs with your bday if you hate sting:

Don McLean
Avery Brooks
Kelly Ripa
Mike Rutherford
Annie Leibovitz

Posted by: LizLem at October 02, 2024 01:55 PM (2EMxM)

426 Just gonna jump in and say that Kamala should drop out. Doesn't matter if it's true or not, we must respect the seriousness of the allegation.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 02, 2024 01:55 PM (IUd0M)

427 400 @TJM and Scrutinizer, I found it weird too that he retreated to the supposed "COVID" recovery and out of that came a withdrawal from the race. Obviously, he didn't have COVID, and who knows who he was meeting with at Camp David to force him out. Who knows who actually wrote the letter, and whether he even knew it was being sent out in his name. Someone's going to write a book someday.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 02, 2024 01:52 PM (r5tfK)

Pretty sure the Covid thing was cover for him having a life threatening medical event in Las Vegas.

Either way, he didn't make the decision and he was powerless to stop it. So maybe he pulled the only play he had.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 02, 2024 01:55 PM (KbCG3)

428 Consent is a legal defense against battery.
Posted by: torabora at October 02, 2024 01:44 PM (GasEd)

and that is why Mistress Pain has a sheaf of release forms and medical provider information sheets available at all cash transactions.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 02, 2024 01:56 PM (D7oie)

429 THIS X A BRAZILIAN!
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 02, 2024 01:53 PM (9Tih0)

Yo!
If we're talkin' Brazillians, I wanna see some pixs!
Them's the rules.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 02, 2024 01:56 PM (W/lyH)

430 Mine is fine.

What did I just fall for?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

No idea. Just saw where a vouple of people were saying theirs was showing 0 and they were freaking out. With every thing else going on....

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 02, 2024 01:56 PM (9Tih0)

431 But this is BS. This kind of thing needs to be put below ground where i

Why? It worked for Moore and almost took Kavanaugh down. Is Emhoff to special for some of his own?

Posted by: Enough Bullshit at October 02, 2024 01:56 PM (2NXcZ)

432 Kamala Harris
@KamalaHarris
Wore black today in support of all survivors of sexual assault or abuse. We won't let them be silenced or ignored. #BelieveSurvivors
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 02, 2024 01:53 PM

Unless they're Republican 'cause those bitches be lyin'!

- 100% every feminist

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 02, 2024 01:56 PM (ZANHd)

433 I have a credit card with boa. That would be awesome if it was showing 0.

A viral message telling "everyone" to log into something would suggest to me either a prank or someone scraping logins for a finite amount of time, so I wouldn't check jack shit right now.

Posted by: ... at October 02, 2024 01:56 PM (LCr8f)

434 What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you told her twice already. - Doug "Dice " Emhoff

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 02, 2024 01:56 PM (xH5nl)

435 398 Does anyone have an account at BoA? Go online and check your balance.

May be nothing.
Reports on Fb (yeah, I know) are saying accounts are showing 0.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 02, 2024 01:52 PM (9Tih0)

Checking shows "Accounts Temporarily Unavailable".
Savings is OK.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 02, 2024 01:57 PM (w9Wax)

436 Driving home this morning, I caught a glimpse of a billboard 'ukraine can win if Grand Rapids acts today!'. I will see if I can get a look on what grifter group put that up

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 02, 2024 01:57 PM (/6GbT)

437 433 I have a credit card with boa. That would be awesome if it was showing 0.

A viral message telling "everyone" to log into something would suggest to me either a prank or someone scraping logins for a finite amount of time, so I wouldn't check jack shit right now.
Posted by: ... at October 02, 2024 01:56 PM (LCr8f)

Yup, it's the logins that I'm pretty sure just boned me.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 02, 2024 01:57 PM (KbCG3)

438
More trivia: 100% of American made products do not get stuck on ships waiting to be unloaded.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 02, 2024 01:51 PM

True that, and good point, but 100% of American goods waiting for export aren't going anywhere.

I'd hate to be in their shoes. Cash flow is critical to businesses and when it stops? Been there.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 02, 2024 01:57 PM (RKVpM)

439 Sure Ace, but why aren't you talking about Melania posing nude 35 years ago!?

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at October 02, 2024 01:57 PM (xaNfJ)

440 Yo!
If we're talkin' Brazillians, I wanna see some pixs!
Them's the rules.
Posted by: Diogenes

You got it!
-Tank Abrams

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 02, 2024 01:58 PM (CIS44)

441 He had to redefine masculinity. It's like me redefining playing defense in hockey. I have to because I am just past 29.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 02, 2024 01:58 PM (4p0Xq)

442 "I have no idea how to break out of it."

You can stop, they won't. Like a dog, the nose must be rubbed in the shit.

Posted by: Jules at October 02, 2024 01:58 PM (Z8Yh2)

443 432 Kamala Harris
@KamalaHarris
Wore black today in support of all survivors of sexual assault or abuse. We won't let them be silenced or ignored. #BelieveSurvivors
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 02, 2024 01:53 PM

Besides the fact that her husband appears to be an abuser.. She and Joe let in millions of "newcomers" who seem to be proficient in the above

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2024 01:58 PM (IyPmt)

444 The neat trick - and I don't know what it is, or how to do it - is to get back to both sides following the rules, or establishing new rules. Because this is absolutely fair. Screw Emhoff. But system-wide, this is terrible, just as it's terrible in the other direction. It's awful. Necessary - tit for tat - but awful.

I have no idea how to break out of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Beat then into the ground until they squeal uncle.
Then beat them one more time for good measure.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 02, 2024 01:58 PM (9Tih0)

445 and that is why Mistress Pain has a sheaf of release forms and medical provider information sheets available at all cash transactions.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 02, 2024 01:56 PM (D7oie)

This is why it's much better to just find a crazy chick. No forms just fear.

Posted by: ... at October 02, 2024 01:58 PM (LCr8f)

446 400 @TJM and Scrutinizer, I found it weird too that he retreated to the supposed "COVID" recovery and out of that came a withdrawal from the race. Obviously, he didn't have COVID, and who knows who he was meeting with at Camp David to force him out. Who knows who actually wrote the letter, and whether he even knew it was being sent out in his name. Someone's going to write a book someday.
Posted by: Caesar North
=======
Probably Biden's Chief of Staff either the present one or the past one (Ron Klain).

We will probably find out sometime in the future about who met who etc. Biden's family is a bunch of rapacious, corrupt, and vindictive assholes that are likely to take it out via leaks on Kamala's team and perhaps Obammy himself that were pushing him to withdraw.

Biden already appears quite able to surreptitiously stick a dagger in her back via his non actions in Israel, no money for GA and NC disaster relief due to spending it on illegals, and various snide comments such as Kamala spending only a few minutes at a recent Nat Sec briefing and denying her the ability to chair the Cabinet for a photoop and putting Jill there instead.

Posted by: whig at October 02, 2024 01:58 PM (SI97o)

447 Mick Jones left the Rolling Stones because his drug use became too much for even the Stones and was replaced by Mick Taylor.

Posted by: Ripley at October 02, 2024 01:58 PM (GUOwU)

448 Driving home this morning, I caught a glimpse of a billboard 'ukraine can win if Grand Rapids acts today!'. I will see if I can get a look on what grifter group put that up
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 02, 2024 01:57 PM (/6GbT)

I like this.
You got it Grand Rapids.
Now the rest of America can get on to something more important.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 02, 2024 01:58 PM (W/lyH)

449 Up next from David French:

"The Conservative Case for Smackin' a Bitch Up When the Ho Hadit Comin"

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at October 02, 2024 01:59 PM (xaNfJ)

450 I want to say the Taylor brothers were all members of Duran Duran.

Posted by: Taking Notes at October 02, 2024 01:59 PM (E3mYO)

451 Pretty sure the Covid thing was cover for him having a life threatening medical event in Las Vegas. Either way, he didn't make the decision and he was powerless to stop it. So maybe he pulled the only play he had. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 02, 2024 01:55 PM (KbCG3)

Yeah, I forgot about that. They sure covered it up in a hurry. I guess what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 02, 2024 01:59 PM (r5tfK)

452 Slapping another man is more humiliating than punching him.

Watched Kill The Irishman the other night.
Danny Greene does exactly this to the union president in a scene.

Good movie.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 02, 2024 01:59 PM (ufFY8)

453 Is it not a little bit weird karma that everything they accuse Trump of, they are?

Like, some of these are just too on-the-nose.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 02, 2024 01:59 PM (iY9Xr)

454 New Masculinity. Just like the New Soviet Man and the New German Man.

These violent wannabe tyrants need a new shtick.

Posted by: ... at October 02, 2024 01:59 PM (LCr8f)

455 Tank Abrams gets a Brazil wax with Turtle Wax industrial strength

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 02, 2024 02:00 PM (xH5nl)

456 Wore black today in support of all survivors of sexual assault or abuse.

Should have worn black & blue.
IYKWIMAIKTYD

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 02, 2024 02:00 PM (9Tih0)

457 444 The neat trick - and I don't know what it is, or how to do it - is to get back to both sides following the rules, or establishing new rules. Because this is absolutely fair. Screw Emhoff. But system-wide, this is terrible, just as it's terrible in the other direction. It's awful. Necessary - tit for tat - but awful.

I have no idea how to break out of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
========
You can't. It is the nature of a competitive political system. See Grover Cleveland v Hayes, the vile rumors of Abe in 1860, the Adams v. Jefferson conflicts, Andrew Jackson v. Clay, Adams Jr. etc. and so on or any campaign that had LBJ in it.

Posted by: whig at October 02, 2024 02:00 PM (SI97o)

458 This is not a vague rumor. It's a specific date at a very public venue claimed to have been witnessed by others. Could be easily refuted by Emhoff and company which would make the Right look really bad because how the MSM would frame it.

Posted by: Titanium White at October 02, 2024 02:01 PM (nzEeq)

459 Um, someone should tell CBS that CBS was the Biggest Loser of the debate

if it was 25 years ago I would yell at Norah...

Posted by: guy who always yells: "Show us yer tits!" at October 02, 2024 02:01 PM (v0R5T)

460 453 Is it not a little bit weird karma that everything they accuse Trump of, they are?

Like, some of these are just too on-the-nose.
____

Trump's an anti-semite!

Posted by: Queers for Hamas, Inc. at October 02, 2024 02:01 PM (qUkBO)

461 If you cross a rock group with a boxer, you get Roberto Duran Duran.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 02, 2024 02:01 PM (VdhcA)

462 Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 02, 2024 01:57 PM (KbCG3)

What happened?? Without too much detail

Posted by: ... at October 02, 2024 02:01 PM (LCr8f)

463 455 Tank Abrams gets a Brazil wax with Turtle Wax industrial strength
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 02, 2024 02:00 PM (xH5nl)

Epoxy and carbide encrusted rotary bits.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2024 02:01 PM (x0n13)

464 Joe thinks he is running the country no doubt. He may think he is still running for Prez.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at October 02, 2024 02:01 PM (Z8Yh2)

465 >>> 432 Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
Wore black today in support of all survivors of sexual assault or abuse. We won't let them be silenced or ignored. #BelieveSurvivors
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 02, 2024 01:53 PM

She's probably trying to lean into the story that one time in her life, she did the right thing and helped out a friend who was being abused by her father. Supposedly that inspired her to be a prosecutor and fight for justice and women's rights.

I hope she believes her husband's accuser, and is wearing black for her. Also possibly for anyone Waltz might have abused. Or Biden. She sure surround she self with stellar folks!

Posted by: LizLem at October 02, 2024 02:02 PM (2EMxM)

466 True that, and good point, but 100% of American goods waiting for export aren't going anywhere.

I'd hate to be in their shoes. Cash flow is critical to businesses and when it stops? Been there.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 02, 2024 01:57 PM (RKVpM)

Ditto.
A real lesson in being creative.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 02, 2024 02:02 PM (W/lyH)

467 Ike Turner is my spirit animal.

Posted by: Doug E. at October 02, 2024 02:02 PM (Qexna)

468 win if Grand Rapids acts today!'. I will see if I can get a look on what grifter group put that up
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 02, 2024 01:57 PM (/6GbT)

Wut?

Where the hell was this billboard?

GR is more purple than I thought.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 02, 2024 02:02 PM (ufFY8)

469 Biden already appears quite able to surreptitiously stick a dagger in her back via his non actions in Israel, no money for GA and NC disaster relief due to spending it on illegals, and various snide comments such as Kamala spending only a few minutes at a recent Nat Sec briefing and denying her the ability to chair the Cabinet for a photoop and putting Jill there instead.
Posted by: whig at October 02, 2024 01:58 PM (SI97o)

Gonna be a brutal 4 months of Biden and crew taking a dump on the country that let him down so.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 02, 2024 02:02 PM (FO8/Y)

470 I for one hope they find more Emhoff stories, and some freakie shit on the Walz couple.

Posted by: Enough Bullshit at October 02, 2024 02:02 PM (2NXcZ)

471 I have no idea how to break out of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Are you saying it should be kept under wraps if it was factual?

Posted by: Titanium White at October 02, 2024 02:02 PM (nzEeq)

472 462 Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 02, 2024 01:57 PM (KbCG3)

What happened?? Without too much detail
Posted by: ... at October 02, 2024 02:01 PM (LCr8f)

Nothing (yet). After logging in I realized that that's probably what someone is trying to do if they're trying to do something at all.

Changed my password just in case.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 02, 2024 02:02 PM (KbCG3)

473 If you cross a rock group with a boxer, you get Roberto Duran Duran.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 02, 2024 02:01 PM (VdhcA)

Muhammad Alice Cooper

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 02, 2024 02:02 PM (i24o9)

474 I share a b day with a real commie asshole. No that doesn't narrow it down but still.

Posted by: ... at October 02, 2024 02:03 PM (LCr8f)

475 @447 Brian Jones

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 02, 2024 02:03 PM (xH5nl)

476 Um, someone should tell CBS that CBS was the Biggest Loser of the debate

As a result, the two moderators have been invited to private dinners with Emhoff.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 02, 2024 02:03 PM (W/lyH)

477 Brazillian done right.

https://tinyurl.com/msfed74a

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 02, 2024 02:03 PM (pohLc)

478 I mean Biden showered with his pubescent daughter. So a little slap is nothing for these guys. Not to mention snuffing people in the womb.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at October 02, 2024 02:03 PM (ytSiK)

479 456 Wore black today in support of all survivors of sexual assault or abuse.

Should have worn black & blue.
IYKWIMAIKTYD
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 02, 2024 02:00 PM (9Tih0)

Stupid. New Yorkers wear black every day of the year, wha's the significance?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2024 02:03 PM (x0n13)

480 "Watched Kill The Irishman the other night.
Danny Greene does exactly this to the union president in a scene.

Good movie.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt"

Growing up in Cleveland I remember hearing his name mentioned a lot growing up, usually respectfully by my union factory worker uncles. He was a local hero among their type.

Posted by: Ripley at October 02, 2024 02:03 PM (GUOwU)

481 Changed my password just in case.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Sorry.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 02, 2024 02:03 PM (9Tih0)

482 477 Brazillian done right.

https://tinyurl.com/msfed74a
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 02, 2024 02:03 PM (pohLc)

Kind of unfair to check the nic before clicking and still...

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 02, 2024 02:04 PM (KbCG3)

483 Who cares if Emhoff beat up some skank ten years ago? It's not like the President's spouse has any power! Like Dr. Jill is running anything! As if!

Posted by: Dimwits for Harris at October 02, 2024 02:04 PM (qUkBO)

484 481 Changed my password just in case.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

=====

Make sure two factor authentication is on, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 02, 2024 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

485 481 Changed my password just in case.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Sorry.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 02, 2024 02:03 PM (9Tih0)

You better be! It took me years to save up that thousand dollars!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 02, 2024 02:04 PM (KbCG3)

486 453 Is it not a little bit weird karma that everything they accuse Trump of, they are?

Like, some of these are just too on-the-nose.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 02, 2024 01:59 PM (iY9Xr)

Not just Trump but icky conservatives in general. Usually accusing and being guilty of same or usually worse in spades

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 02, 2024 02:04 PM (/6GbT)

487 Are you saying it should be kept under wraps if it was factual?
Posted by: Titanium White at October 02, 2024 02:02 PM (nzEeq)
++++
No, I'm saying that antique accusations that surface when politically convenient should be treated with default skepticism because there was a time to address it if anybody had wanted to, and nobody involved did.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 02, 2024 02:04 PM (HnUIn)

488 I lost Internet for a couple of hours so got
Willowed
TheJamesMadison -- Italian for today

il gabinetto == the loo (hard G as in gun)(polite version)
la toiletta == the toilet (polite version but less common)
il cesso == the loo (soft C as in church)(slightly vulgar but common)(same root as cesspit)
il cagatore == the crapper (vulgar) = the room or the throne

il bagno == the bathroom - really room where the bathtub is & may not have a toilet (pronounced similar to bunion but leave out ending N)

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e tutto sporco at October 02, 2024 02:04 PM (qfLjt)

489
Isn't Shithead going to NC, today?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2024 02:04 PM (ugzSs)

490 She's probably trying to lean into the story that one time in her life, she did the right thing and helped out a friend who was being abused by her father. Supposedly that inspired her to be a prosecutor and fight for justice and women's rights.
---------

LMAO is that the background story they gave her?

And Moochelle had sick puppy one time so she got into kicking patients out of hospital beds.

Posted by: ... at October 02, 2024 02:05 PM (LCr8f)

491 428 Consent is a legal defense against battery.
Posted by: torabora
======
Imperfect defense subject to rebuttal and common law limits on consent.

Interesting applications when it comes to sports like boxing or hockey and basically the court has held that consent has to be based within the rules of the game itself and reasonable inferences from those rules via accepted practice. Thus, Holyfield could not 'consent' to Tyson biting his ear off which is neither permitted by boxing rules nor acceptable practice. Ditto for the Marty McSorley case in hockey.

Posted by: whig at October 02, 2024 02:05 PM (SI97o)

492
If Liza Minelli, Gino Vanelli, Milli Vanilli and Dino Danelli formed a band . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2024 02:05 PM (x0n13)

493 I share a b day with a real commie asshole. No that doesn't narrow it down but still.
Posted by: ... at October 02, 2024 02:03 PM

I share one with Obama, so *fistbump*.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 02, 2024 02:05 PM (ZANHd)

494 >> Ike Turner is my spirit animal.

Ike was a motherfucker on a Stratocaster. Guy played a filthy guitar.

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2024 02:05 PM (95H7v)

495 Brazillian done right.

https://tinyurl.com/msfed74a
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 02, 2024 02:03 PM (pohLc)

Do I...Don't I???
Do I...Don't I???

Nope. Not gonna do it.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 02, 2024 02:05 PM (W/lyH)

496 489
Isn't Shithead going to NC, today?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2024 02:04 PM (ugzSs)

I thought so...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2024 02:05 PM (IyPmt)

497 >I have no idea how to break out of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
---

Reagan knew: "We win, they lose."

Posted by: Don Black at October 02, 2024 02:05 PM (/7KEl)

498 Sugar ray sugar ray robinson

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 02, 2024 02:05 PM (FO8/Y)

499 No, I'm saying that antique accusations that surface when politically convenient should be treated with default skepticism because there was a time to address it if anybody had wanted to, and nobody involved did.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 02, 2024 02:04 PM (HnUIn)

By who? I will never treat anything bad for a Democrat with skepticism ever again and suggest we lean hard into every single one forever. And make a bunch up for good measure. That's what they do.

Posted by: ... at October 02, 2024 02:06 PM (LCr8f)

500 Melania was everything the left could've hoped for.

An immigrant speaking multiple languages, former model who was not ashamed of her body.

They treated her like gutter trash.

I hope nothing but the worst for Dougie.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 02, 2024 02:06 PM (KbCG3)

501 Israel has declared UN Secretary General António Guterres persona non grata, barring him from setting foot in Israeli territory.

That's the way you do it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 02, 2024 02:06 PM (paSBy)

502 The way it was tacked on made me think of two possibilities:

1) They paid so much attention to getting Biden out, they forgot that there would be a step 2.

2) The Biden camp knew Kamala wasn't the preferred fill-in and decided to preempt everything else.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 02, 2024 01:48 PM (KbCG3)

These are the same folks who thought spreading a pandemic was a good way to win an election, and instigating a war with Russia would turn out well because they could take away their credit card and the nation would collapse.

Thinking through a problem isn't their long suit.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 02, 2024 02:06 PM (n7h9X)

503 If Liza Minelli, Gino Vanelli, Milli Vanilli and Dino Danelli formed a band . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2024 02:05 PM

ElliIlli?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 02, 2024 02:06 PM (ZANHd)

504 I share a b day with a real commie asshole. No that doesn't narrow it down but still.
Posted by: ...

8 billion people and 365 days. Odds are it's more than just one.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 02, 2024 02:06 PM (9Tih0)

505 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 02, 2024 01:59 PM (ufFY

His luck ran out . The movie made him more likable and folk hero than he really was but it was still fairly accurate and very watchable.

Posted by: Titanium White at October 02, 2024 02:06 PM (nzEeq)

506 Gonna be a brutal 4 months of Biden and crew taking a dump on the country that let him down so.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
=======
I agree. Hamilton talked in the Federalist papers about energy in the executive. If that energy is malignant like Biden's was/is, then you get a whole truckload of woes for the country.

Posted by: whig at October 02, 2024 02:06 PM (SI97o)

507 495 Brazillian done right.

https://tinyurl.com/msfed74a
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 02, 2024 02:03 PM (pohLc)

Do I...Don't I???
Do I...Don't I???

Nope. Not gonna do it.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 02, 2024 02:05 PM (W/lyH)

Actually a flattering picture of chlamydia thundershart.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 02, 2024 02:07 PM (FO8/Y)

508 488 il cagatore == the crapper (vulgar) = the room or the throne

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e tutto sporco at October 02, 2024 02:04 PM (qfLjt)

Remind me not to have the Chicken Cacciatore!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2024 02:07 PM (x0n13)

509 Brazillian done right.

https://tinyurl.com/msfed74a
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 02, 2024 02:03 PM (pohLc)

Do I...Don't I???
Do I...Don't I???

Nope. Not gonna do it.
Posted by: Diogenes
......

Ackbar says you should.

Posted by: wth at October 02, 2024 02:07 PM (v0R5T)

510
NOOOD

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2024 02:07 PM (ugzSs)

511 The neat trick - and I don't know what it is, or how to do it - is to get back to both sides following the rules
----------

That can happen once the commies are all jailed.

Posted by: ... at October 02, 2024 02:07 PM (LCr8f)

512 Nope. Not gonna do it.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 02, 2024 02:05 PM (W/lyH)

Wise
If you start at the bottom of pic and work up to neck..you are safe

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 02, 2024 02:08 PM (/6GbT)

513 il bagno == the bathroom - really room where the bathtub is & may not have a toilet (pronounced similar to bunion but leave out ending N)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e tutto sporco at October 02, 2024

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"Dawn-day esstah lah bann-yo?"

Posted by: Tourist Who Skips Her Berlitz Lessons at October 02, 2024 02:08 PM (J2vNu)

514 Israel has declared UN Secretary General António Guterres persona non grata, barring him from setting foot in Israeli territory.

That's the way you do it.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 02, 2024 02:06 PM (paSBy)

Nice.
The Lands of Diogenes will follow with a similar declaration.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 02, 2024 02:08 PM (W/lyH)

515 8 billion people and 365 days. Odds are it's more than just one.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 02, 2024 02:06 PM (9Tih0)

No I mean super famous obviously. Are there 365 super famous commies? I don't know. This one would be top 25 anyway.

Posted by: ... at October 02, 2024 02:09 PM (LCr8f)

516 498 Sugar ray sugar ray robinson
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 02, 2024 02:05 PM (FO8/Y)

Joe Frazier and Smokey Robinson. Smokin Smokey!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2024 02:09 PM (x0n13)

517 You can't. It is the nature of a competitive political system. See Grover Cleveland v Hayes, the vile rumors of Abe in 1860, the Adams v. Jefferson conflicts, Andrew Jackson v. Clay, Adams Jr. etc. and so on or any campaign that had LBJ in it.
Posted by: whig at October 02, 2024 02:00 PM (SI97o)

I believe their was dirt slanging in the very first competitive election when Washington stepped aside.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 02, 2024 02:11 PM (n7h9X)

518 Every time his name gets mentioned I have to look him up and then go, “wait she’s MARRIED?”

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at October 02, 2024 02:12 PM (dQfJF)

519 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 02, 2024 02:04 PM (HnUIn)

You should be skeptical about everything in my opinion but the fact is people keep a lot of things under wraps just to make it go away. Abused woman, witnesses to crimes, etc. Situations do arise that changes the silence.

Again because of the specifics it can easily be refuted and would be a positive for Harris .

Posted by: Titanium White at October 02, 2024 02:13 PM (nzEeq)

520 if it was 25 years ago I would yell at Norah... Posted by: guy who always yells: "Show us yer tits!" at October 02, 2024 02:01 PM (v0R5T)

After drinking her bath water.

Posted by: Zombie Rush at October 02, 2024 02:13 PM (r5tfK)

521 484 481 Changed my password just in case.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

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Make sure two factor authentication is on, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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If your cell phone provider supports it, lock down your sim as well. It has become more common to try to hijack people's cell phone sims to get around the normal 2FA.

Use of an Authenticator app or at an extreme, a hardware security key like Yubi, is a way to move to the best standard today in security for vital accounts.

Being paranoid, I pay for external security services that monitor the DarkWeb, block new accounts being opened, etc. as well as the freeze on all credit reporting accounts.

The recent data breach in July of a databroker includes a lot of the information needed to breach accounts via the traditional security questions, emails, cell phone 2FA etc.

Caused me to move to that along with opting out and eliminating databroker files as much as possible.

Reduces spam calls and junkmail by doing that as well.

Posted by: whig at October 02, 2024 02:14 PM (SI97o)

522 I believe their was dirt slanging in the very first competitive election when Washington stepped aside.
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There was dirt flying even with poor G. Washington by his own former SoS during Washington's second term. I find Thomas Jefferson's political writings to be magnificent but his personal behavior awful in being treacherous, deceitful, cowardly, and vindictive.

Posted by: whig at October 02, 2024 02:16 PM (SI97o)

523 Yo!
If we're talkin' Brazillians, I wanna see some pixs!
Them's the rules.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 02, 2024 01:56 PM (W/lyH)

I'm sorry, I know there are pictures of Dilma Rouseff in a bathing suit out there but I can't be bothered for the joke

Posted by: Kindltot at October 02, 2024 02:20 PM (D7oie)

524 ) Hot girls are waiting for you on --- www.Nu21.eu

Posted by: Fella at October 02, 2024 02:37 PM (TfET8)

525 ✓

Posted by: Braenyard at October 02, 2024 02:38 PM (Dng1D)

526 >>Tank Abrams gets a Brazil wax with Turtle Wax industrial strength

Posted by: Smell the Glove

And gets it finished with an industrial buffer at the truck stop detailing shop.

Posted by: Aviator at October 02, 2024 02:39 PM (HQ9Sl)

527 Maybe this is what attracted Kamala to him. Some gals like to be put in their place now and then. And Kammy seems the kind of insecure oddball who'd like her beta to get rough now and then.

His nontraditional maleness might also explain how his daughter went from a fairly normal looking middle/high schooler to a genderfluid poster child as a college student.

Posted by: red speck at October 02, 2024 03:05 PM (0Id0S)

528 What an ass, but then Emhoff gives asses a bad name.

Posted by: TJ Jackson at October 02, 2024 03:08 PM (bXvrr)

529 He needs to keep his hands to himself

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 02, 2024 04:29 PM (wGqjj)

530 Rufies, Pez dispenser, some assembly required.

Posted by: Longwing at October 02, 2024 07:45 PM (O+ENh)

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