The Cafe with No Name

Rio Grande at Big Bend

Live performance of the theme from The Good, the Bad, and The Ugly. There's an ocarina involved. Also, they have a "dead body" hanging from the rafters to put you in a western mood. Does the original just have someone vocalizing the "waah waah waah" parts? I always imagined that was a trumpet with a cover or something.

The theme from Fistful of Dollars, played with guitar and revolver.

Scenes from the Eternal City, San Francisco. My bad, I'm told the Eternal City is Rome. San Francisco is the Eternal Shitty. I'm sorry, I'm just folksy and I speak passionately. I'm a knucklehead who talks like Joe Biden rides a bike. Please elevate me to the second-highest office in the world.

Man admires huge moose and the two share a magical moment of cross-species understanding before the moose gets aggro charges the man.

Couple adopts cute pittie rescued from a hoarding/breeding situation.

More on "Moo Deng Fever," the most contagious viral sensation to come out of Asia since Anthony Fauci paid the ChiComs to make covid-19. (But note Moo Deng is Thai, not Chinese, so you don't have to hate her.)

Clumsy little puppy stalks and takes down the ultimate prey. One might say he pounces and seizes.

I think I linked this last month. This golden retriever puppy thinks he can do a Stealth Attack by just walking slowly. Maybe he's using Dr. Lazarus's Mochtar Stealth Haze.

Trans-species cat barks like a dog until her master sees her, then she goes back to pretending to be a cat.

Cute little street dog puppy asks couple to take her home.

Fuzzy buddies playing tag.

Cats are ninjas. Not just because they are mysterious and may slash you without warning. But also because they can climb like spiders.

Crepuscular rays, also known as God rays, are beams of sunlight streaming through gaps in trees, clouds, or other objects, creating visible shafts of light separated by shadowed regions.pic.twitter.com/GHSRqnrDuu
— Wonder of Science (@wonderofscience) October 3, 2024

WTF 😂😂 He stopped chewing to fart pic.twitter.com/jTtnnNSzcT
— Rob (@_ROB_29) October 3, 2024

These elephants are out of control.

Elephants taking advantage of a broken down orange truck in South Africa.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/ge4aCmCmVn
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 4, 2024

When you lie on your resume but still get the job.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/VbTE7n7bAt
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 4, 2024

Posted by: Ace at 07:20 PM

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1 Yay CAFE!

Posted by: Toni at October 04, 2024 07:20 PM (ugzWe)

2 Wait, Nintendo is involved?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2024 07:22 PM (PDf99)

3 The Eternal City was always Rome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2024 07:23 PM (PDf99)

4 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2024 07:24 PM (9O+Nm)

5 Forest is closed for repairs.

Posted by: Moose Out Front at October 04, 2024 07:25 PM (i24o9)

6 Moose has sanpaku eyes.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 07:25 PM (i24o9)

7 When I was a kid, there was a man in our neighborhood who was trampled by a moose. Twice within the span of 3 years. Ooof.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 04, 2024 07:26 PM (mH6SG)

8 I watched the video about the elephants and the orange truck and at first I was like, "That truck doesn't look remotely orange." Then it hit me.

Guess there's not much one can do when an elephant wants to eat your oranges.

Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2024 07:27 PM (9O+Nm)

9 I just got back in from fishing so I missed the previous thread.

I have a dumb question. Given that "Zionism" finds its beginnings in 19th century Europe (about the time Darbyism/Dispensationalism was getting popular in Christian circles) it seems that creating a nation-state "Israel" is of supreme importance.

Is all of the war, death and carnage more about people hating the brand or hating the people who moved in? That is, if Israel were to change its name, flag and make some other external markers - rebranding itself - but otherwise not really changing much, would that satisfy people?

They talk about a two-state solution, but that just seems to me to be taking offense at a name nothing about changing the demographic.

Israel isn't a "Jewish nation" anymore than the former United States was ever a "Christian nation". There are more Jews in NYC and Miami than in Israel, but you don't hear River to the Sea chants about the Jews in either of those areas.

So is it really everyone hates the brand?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at October 04, 2024 07:27 PM (rHxhM)

10 That Danish orchestra also does concerts where they perform video game music The World of Warcraft stuff sounds amazing.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at October 04, 2024 07:28 PM (QyT5w)

11 Happy Friday evening, horde! Glad it's the weekend.

And I love, love, love Eggnog and Igloo the bulldogs.

She really trained those dogs well. Unlike me. My dogs would scarf up those cheese balls in about 2.5 seconds.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 04, 2024 07:28 PM (OX9vb)

12 Did the dog in the shirt fart?

Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2024 07:28 PM (9O+Nm)

13 I am proud to announce that the Dept. of Homeland Security and FEMA will be sponsoring a Gay Pride Week in San Francisco next week to celebrate diversity. With the remaining Federal FEMA funds, we are using them to benefit those of us that are living alternative lifestyles.

Posted by: Alejandro Nicolas Mayorkas at October 04, 2024 07:28 PM (Qfk4E)

14 Yes it was a vocal in Good the Bad and the Ugly

Posted by: steevy at October 04, 2024 07:28 PM (HJ9BW)

15 I think those elephants set up a road hazard so that the truck would break down so that they could steal those oranges.

Clever bastards.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 04, 2024 07:29 PM (BpYfr)

16 I don't know where That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" is, but Ace has been en fuego *all* day.

Grazia, Ace!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2024 07:29 PM (a3Q+t)

17 Kitties! Thank you, Ace!

Posted by: Piper at October 04, 2024 07:29 PM (QzINz)

18 That last one is good!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 04, 2024 07:29 PM (ykRia)

19 I get those craptacular rays coming through the conservation land that borders my property every Fall afternoon. In a week or so when the leaves are doing their color change thing and the rays light them it's beautiful, one of my favorite things.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2024 07:30 PM (LkLld)

20 >>> 7 When I was a kid, there was a man in our neighborhood who was trampled by a moose. Twice within the span of 3 years. Ooof.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 04, 2024 07:26 PM (mH6SG)

Was it the same moose? They hold grudges, you know.

Posted by: bears at October 04, 2024 07:30 PM (FnneF)

21
I once saw a female moose running across the countryside in an outer suburb of Edmonton. It ran across stone dividing walls without breaking stride, as if the walls weren't there. Long legs.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 04, 2024 07:32 PM (biznJ)

22 When I was a kid, there was a man in our neighborhood who was trampled by a moose. Twice within the span of 3 years. Ooof.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 04, 2024 07:26 PM

Bullwinkle: The Later Years

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2024 07:32 PM (a3Q+t)

23 Sabi was not a fan of the barking cat- that cat must have been saying something terrible!

Posted by: Piper at October 04, 2024 07:33 PM (QzINz)

24 You can never go wrong with scenes from Texas, Ace.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2024 07:34 PM (a3Q+t)

25 >>I think those elephants set up a road hazard so that the truck would break down so that they could steal those oranges.

FEMA checkpoint.

Posted by: Aviator at October 04, 2024 07:34 PM (HQ9Sl)

26 I think I linked this last month. This golden retriever puppy thinks he can do a Stealth Attack by just walking slowly. Maybe he's using Dr. Lazarus's Mochtar Stealth Haze.

-- Ace

------------------

I remember seeing on YT a video from a family that adopted a blind kitten who was bouncing around like a maniac excited with the original older cat who just wanted to be left alone. Kitten was so excited wanting to play, or cuddle, or anything and the other cat just ducked or moved off until at one point the sighted cat realized the kitten was blind. She then did a super slow "fast fade" out of the area to get some peace leaving the poor kitten to wonder what happened.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 04, 2024 07:34 PM (n7h9X)

27 Asleep at the switch

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 04, 2024 07:35 PM (QSrLX)

28 I came withing 20+/- feet of a moose in Yosemite when I was 15. SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND RAN AWAY AS FAST AS I COULD. Moose are huge, fucking huge.

You know when you see a moose head above behind a bar, that is about correct on how tall they are. Oh and they do not like anything except Mussy for a few day.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 04, 2024 07:36 PM (17s+e)

29 Political but funny...

Greg Price @greg_price11 1h
Kamala Harris' teleprompter went out at the beginning of her speech in Michigan and she turned into a floundering mess until it came back on.

You can literally tell the moment it happened lmfao

https://tinyurl.com/25y5ynp4
49 seconds

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 30m
The word “blithering” comes to mind.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 04, 2024 07:36 PM (CEzQx)

30 >>I once saw a female moose running across the countryside in an outer suburb of Edmonton. It ran across stone dividing walls without breaking stride, as if the walls weren't there. Long legs.

When I lived in Maine it was pretty common to hear about a car/moose accident. Unlike regular deer moose are so tall that when a car hits them the body often goes right through the windshield. Messy.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2024 07:37 PM (LkLld)

31 I love a good café.

This was a good café.

That kid being raised by wolves already has the makings of a hoodlum.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 04, 2024 07:37 PM (993Hm)

32 The entire purpose of the Great Wall of China was to keep out moose.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 04, 2024 07:39 PM (993Hm)

33
"Blondie, you son of a ____!"

-- Tuco Benedicto Pacífico Juan María Ramírez

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2024 07:39 PM (9bO/i)

34 Three things you never want to mess with:
Mother Nature
A Moose
And Moron

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 07:40 PM (I1GXe)

35 The cat with the odd eyes with the T-Rex cat is blind, which is why the eyes are that way.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 04, 2024 07:40 PM (n7h9X)

36 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2024 07:41 PM (fwDg9)

37 The wah wah wah is voices for Tuco only. Signature instruments for the other two.

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at October 04, 2024 07:41 PM (muRIc)

38 I bought extra oranges at Food Lion today, but sadly did not meet any elephants on the way home.

Posted by: Willing To Share at October 04, 2024 07:41 PM (CV8a5)

39 And when that bulldog rips a fart, look out.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 04, 2024 07:41 PM (HRZNN)

40 I saw Pygmy Hippo open for Leon Thighbone at the Forum in Inglewood in '92.

Posted by: Dr. Puffy Combs at October 04, 2024 07:41 PM (DyvRT)

41 I saw the Craptacular Rays open for the Holy Modal Rounders at the Bottom Line in '72.

Posted by: Musikologist at October 04, 2024 07:42 PM (CV8a5)

42 34 Three things you never want to mess with:
Mother Nature
A Moose
And Moron
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 07:40 PM (I1GXe)

Ahem....

Posted by: The Zohan at October 04, 2024 07:43 PM (hBlxk)

43 >>When you lie on your resume but still get the job

Those goats will mess that Sheltie up.

You're out of your league son.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 04, 2024 07:43 PM (XV/Pl)

44 Moo Deng is Pork Meatball.

Posted by: Piper at October 04, 2024 07:43 PM (p4NUW)

45 I use to listen to the Danish orchestra GtBatU all the time
I love Westerns

Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2024 07:43 PM (fwDg9)

46 Trumpy came by as soon as we hit dusk so I guess we are his night time home, which is more than fine. I'll be taking care of him in a few months anyways.

He's watching a cat video for cats to watch while I take care of things. He's mesmerized by the mice. I had on the fish but he jumped up on the area where the tv is and tried to catch them....adorably.

Trumpy's the best.

Posted by: Stateless at October 04, 2024 07:44 PM (jvJvP)

47
You can literally tell the moment it happened lmfao

https://tinyurl.com/25y5ynp4
49 seconds

I love the Dough Person in the yellow shirt at the LR of that shot -- such enthusiasm!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2024 07:44 PM (9bO/i)

48 I've been watching old episodes of Quincy, M.E. He was quite excitable for a coroner. Usually, they are much more grave.

Posted by: Goodbury and Graves, Ltd. at October 04, 2024 07:45 PM (CV8a5)

49 Stateless, you have been chosen.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 07:45 PM (I1GXe)

50
A light arugula salad with a side dish of Crepuscular Rays dressing is most refreshing!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2024 07:46 PM (9bO/i)

51 I've heard moose can be a bit lax about repaying loans:

http://tiny.cc/7xqozz

Posted by: tankdemon at October 04, 2024 07:46 PM (993Hm)

52 A bat and a ball cost $1.10 in total. The bat costs $1 more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2024 07:47 PM (a3Q+t)

53
I've been watching old episodes of Quincy, M.E. He was quite excitable for a coroner. Usually, they are much more grave.
Posted by: Goodbury and Graves, Ltd

Stiff and cold, even.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2024 07:47 PM (9bO/i)

54 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 6h
Democrats have convinced themselves Trump would try to stay in office for a third term (or for life) if he gets reelected.

Bill Maher believes that’s the biggest risk.

That’s an opinion assigned to voters by the brainwashers. It doesn’t even qualify as dumb or misinformed. No one who has ever met a Republican thinks they would back a dictator.

Republicans aren’t going to back an unconstitutional power grab when the party has a deep bench. It wouldn’t be to anyone’s benefit.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 04, 2024 07:47 PM (CEzQx)

55 I saw the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain cover The Good, the Bad and the Ugly theme. They were really good!

At Ahern Auditorium at Kansas State University. Great show, with good music, and British wit wielded like a shiv.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 04, 2024 07:47 PM (u82oZ)

56 Arugula tastes like goat weed.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 07:47 PM (I1GXe)

57 46 He's watching a cat video for cats to watch while I take care of things. He's mesmerized by the mice. I had on the fish but he jumped up on the area where the tv is and tried to catch them....adorably.

Trumpy's the best.
Posted by: Stateless at October

We got a new kitty? Oh what a joyful day!

Posted by: Piper at October 04, 2024 07:48 PM (p4NUW)

58 And when that bulldog rips a fart, look out.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 04, 2024 07:41 PM (HRZNN)

And how. Our bulldog could empty a room for a couple hours after letting loose a fart. I think he knew he cleared the room when he farted. So, I suspect he did that so us kids would give him some peace and quiet.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 04, 2024 07:48 PM (WuJwx)

59 IIRC, it was 'Mochtar Stealth HANDS.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2024 07:48 PM (PDf99)

60 I've been watching old episodes of Quincy, M.E. He was quite excitable for a coroner. Usually, they are much more grave.
Posted by: Goodbury and Graves, Ltd. at October 04, 2024 07:45 PM

To be fair, they're often the bearers of bad news, and cast a pall over things.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2024 07:48 PM (a3Q+t)

61
$0.05 for the ball

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2024 07:48 PM (9bO/i)

62 56 Arugula tastes like goat weed.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 07:47 PM (I1GXe)

Ha! I like the little pepper bite on fish tacos.

Posted by: Piper at October 04, 2024 07:49 PM (p4NUW)

63 I might havexseen any version of GBaU out there
Metallica does one

Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2024 07:49 PM (fwDg9)

64 Trumpy came by as soon as we hit dusk so I guess we are his night time home, which is more than fine. I'll be taking care of him in a few months anyways.

He's watching a cat video for cats to watch while I take care of things. He's mesmerized by the mice. I had on the fish but he jumped up on the area where the tv is and tried to catch them....adorably.

Trumpy's the best.
Posted by: Stateless at October 04, 2024 07:44 PM (jvJvP)
---
Nice to know he's found a loving home.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 04, 2024 07:49 PM (BpYfr)

65 A bat and a ball cost $1.10 in total. The bat costs $1 more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2024 07:47 PM (a3Q+t)

1.05 and a nickel. This needs to be updated for current prices

Posted by: Oldcat at October 04, 2024 07:49 PM (n7h9X)

66 56 Arugula tastes like goat weed.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 07:47 PM (I1GXe)

I was trying a keto shake recipe that one of Dr Berg's videos suggested. It included Kale.

Dear Lord, I thought I was doing colonoscopy prep again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2024 07:49 PM (PDf99)

67 Arugula tastes like goat weed.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 07:47 PM

Regular goat weed or horny goat weed?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2024 07:50 PM (a3Q+t)

68 Piper, we will feed you some real food in Texas.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 07:50 PM (I1GXe)

69 52 A bat and a ball cost $1.10 in total. The bat costs $1 more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2024 07:47 PM (a3Q+t)

A nickel.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 04, 2024 07:50 PM (993Hm)

70 #54 I guess this is what prodded Scott Adams over Maher...

honeybadgersmybitch @ThomsonSherin 20h
This is hilarious! 😅😅😅😅😅😅
Bill Maher brings the heat! 😅😅😅😅😅

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 7h
The dumbest people think only one side lies.
===
I'm skipping the Maher video because it's just after dinner. [He starts with Trump "not conceding elections" BTW.]

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 04, 2024 07:50 PM (CEzQx)

71 I've been watching old episodes of Quincy, M.E. He was quite excitable for a coroner. Usually, they are much more grave.
Posted by: Goodbury and Graves, Ltd. at October 04, 2024 07:45 PM

To be fair, they're often the bearers of bad news, and cast a pall over things.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2024 07:48 PM (a3Q+t)
---
The county coroner goes to my church. He's one of the most deeply compassionate and caring men I've ever met. Truly a good man.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 04, 2024 07:50 PM (BpYfr)

72 66 56 Arugula tastes like goat weed.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 07:47 PM (I1GXe)

I was trying a keto shake recipe that one of Dr Berg's videos suggested. It included Kale.

Dear Lord, I thought I was doing colonoscopy prep again.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Oh no! Did it have probiotics in it, too? Because you kind of need to build up to these things, least you…become musical amongst other things.

Posted by: Piper at October 04, 2024 07:51 PM (p4NUW)

73 Stateless,

You've been converted and chosen.

Now, stop messing around and feed me!

-Trumpy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 04, 2024 07:51 PM (x9IIA)

74 I consider the pooch who stops chewing when he farts to be genteel to the humans who take a slice of pizza into the restroom with them when they're about to pinch a deuce.

Posted by: Dr. Puffy Combs at October 04, 2024 07:51 PM (DyvRT)

75 Oh no! Did it have probiotics in it, too? Because you kind of need to build up to these things, least you…become musical amongst other things.

Posted by: Piper at October 04, 2024 07:51 PM (p4NUW)

If you can play The Good, the Bad, and The Ugly, you might have something there.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 07:52 PM (i24o9)

76 Oh no! Did it have probiotics in it, too? Because you kind of need to build up to these things, least you…become musical amongst other things.
Posted by: Piper at October 04, 2024 07:51 PM (p4NUW)

The recipe was Kefir, blueberries and Kale.

Yeah, you are right. However, I think you are downplaying the interactions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2024 07:52 PM (PDf99)

77 68 Piper, we will feed you some real food in Texas.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04

Posted by: Piper at October 04, 2024 07:52 PM (p4NUW)

78 He's watching a cat video for cats to watch while I take care of things. He's mesmerized by the mice. I had on the fish but he jumped up on the area where the tv is and tried to catch them....adorably.

Trumpy's the best.
Posted by: Stateless at October

We got a new kitty? Oh what a joyful day!
Posted by: Piper at October 04, 2024 07:48 PM (p4NUW)

My cats aren't too keen on these, but it might be that the birds and mice in them are huuuuge on my pretty large set they can see them on.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 04, 2024 07:52 PM (n7h9X)

79 52 A bat and a ball cost $1.10 in total. The bat costs $1 more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2024 07:47 PM (a3Q+t)

Balls ? What balls ?

Posted by: Adam Kinziger at October 04, 2024 07:53 PM (hBlxk)

80 52 A bat and a ball cost $1.10 in total. The bat costs $1 more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2024 07:47 PM (a3Q+t)

I have two coins with a total value of 35 cents. One of them is not a quarter. What two coins do I have?

Posted by: tankdemon at October 04, 2024 07:53 PM (993Hm)

81 {{{Ben Had}}}

🐴 🎼 🎶 Good Evening! ♩ ♫ ♬ 🎶

🍹
🍸
🥃

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 04, 2024 07:54 PM (u82oZ)

82 77 invisible ink!

I can’t wait, and then after Corsicana, the next month I am heading to San Antonio to visit my Aunt and uncles, check on my dad’s house and see my father in law. Yay!

Posted by: Piper at October 04, 2024 07:54 PM (p4NUW)

83 My fondest wish would be for the continued migration of Moose to the South, and Penguins to the North. Next Spring, they will meet in Kentucky.

Posted by: Wildlife Facilitator at October 04, 2024 07:54 PM (CV8a5)

84 I have two coins with a total value of 35 cents. One of them is not a quarter. What two coins do I have?

Posted by: tankdemon at October 04, 2024 07:53 PM (993Hm)

Two half dollars and inflation.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 07:54 PM (i24o9)

85 I have two coins with a total value of 35 cents. One of them is not a quarter. What two coins do I have?
Posted by: tankdemon at October 04, 2024 07:53 PM (993Hm)

The coin is a dime. The other coin is a quarter.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 04, 2024 07:54 PM (n7h9X)

86 A quarter and a dime because the other coin is a quarter

Posted by: jsg at October 04, 2024 07:55 PM (hBlxk)

87
Raised by wolves.

"Look what we taught our baby brother!"

-- the "wolves"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2024 07:55 PM (9bO/i)

88 83 My fondest wish would be for the continued migration of Moose to the South, and Penguins to the North. Next Spring, they will meet in Kentucky.
Posted by: Wildlife Facilitator at October 04, 2024 07:54 PM (CV8a5)

The people here go crazy when it rains- let alone penguins and moose. Fuck. The traffic will be insane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2024 07:55 PM (PDf99)

89 GPrime is a national treasure. His cartoon of Biden and Kamala taking out a rescue helecopter is chef's kiss.

Posted by: LizLem at October 04, 2024 07:55 PM (B+PgQ)

90 Gentleman, I despise you all.

Posted by: A Timely Reminder From Japanese Politics at October 04, 2024 07:55 PM (90qrx)

91 The Hugo Montenegro piece from GBU, that Lady is known as the WaWa Lady all over the world from people who've seen that orchestral piece. The conductor is very good, a pretty Japanese-American lady who has conducted all over. That orchestra does other pieces too, very pleasant and interesting to watch and enjoy.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la musica e bellissima at October 04, 2024 07:56 PM (qfLjt)

92 >>I have two coins with a total value of 35 cents. One of them is not a quarter. What two coins do I have?

Two silver dollars allowing for Joe's inflation?

Posted by: Aviator at October 04, 2024 07:56 PM (HQ9Sl)

93 And how. Our bulldog could empty a room for a couple hours after letting loose a fart.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 04, 2024 07:48 PM (WuJwx)

Mine haven't gassed a room since we started feeding them homemade food.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 04, 2024 07:57 PM (OX9vb)

94 My favorite Internet cat video is "Les Chats Ninjo." Google it.

Posted by: Someone Else at October 04, 2024 07:57 PM (IrqeV)

95 90 Gentleman, I despise you all.
Posted by: A Timely Reminder From Japanese Politics at October 04, 2024 07:55 PM (90qrx)

He called us "gentlemen."

Heh.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 04, 2024 07:57 PM (993Hm)

96 Aviator, your favorite BBQ place has a new location. Will send directions.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 07:58 PM (I1GXe)

97 Only on cloudy or cloudless days do I not see crepuscular rays. Lots of rays with a scattered lower deck of clouds. The sky is a magic place in rural Kansas.

Every weekday morning I pass an adult girl sitting on top of her car watching the sun come up. I should tell her about the better places to see sunrise or sunset.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 04, 2024 07:58 PM (u82oZ)

98 I have two coins with a total value of 35 cents. One of them is not a quarter. What two coins do I have?
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The other coin is a white bear buried with the plane crash survivors.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 04, 2024 07:59 PM (CEzQx)

99 >>> I consider the pooch who stops chewing when he farts to be genteel to the humans who take a slice of pizza into the restroom with them when they're about to pinch a deuce

Yes, pooch is a gentleman and a scholar in comparison.

I played a horror game where they have the main character take a drink into a public restroom, and that was one of the grossest things in the whole game! Well that and you watch the character pee into a toilet. With sounds.

I also don't get people taking food into the shower, like yogurt. It's too close to Kramer for me. Even a shower soda seems weird but I know some people do it.

Posted by: LizLem at October 04, 2024 07:59 PM (B+PgQ)

100 We got a new kitty? Oh what a joyful day!
Posted by: Piper at October 04, 2024 07:48 PM (p4NUW)

My cats aren't too keen on these, but it might be that the birds and mice in them are huuuuge on my pretty large set they can see them on.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 04, 2024 07

Friends' cat from across the street. They were on vacation. I feed all of the outdoor cats. Trumpy was injured a few weeks back and I brought him in the house. He's been coming back every night and staying til about 4am. I bought him and his sister Advantage 2.

In a few months, I'll be taking care of him and his sister for a long while.

Oldcat, that would be funny to see. I'm a dog person so all this is new to me.

Posted by: Stateless at October 04, 2024 08:01 PM (jvJvP)

101 Piper

I have not forgotten my first promise to you to sing you Happy Birthday. That will have to wait until next year.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 04, 2024 08:01 PM (u82oZ)

102 Even a shower soda seems weird but I know some people do it.

Posted by: LizLem at October 04, 2024 07:59 PM (B+PgQ)

Shower beer after a long day of sweaty physical labor, but that is the extent of that.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 08:01 PM (i24o9)

103 85 I have two coins with a total value of 35 cents. One of them is not a quarter. What two coins do I have?

3 shillings and a half-crown.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at October 04, 2024 08:01 PM (3aNof)

104 Right turn, Manco.

Posted by: Dr. Puffy Combs at October 04, 2024 08:01 PM (DyvRT)

105
Hugo Montenegro

Hugo Montenegro?

Bite your tongue and check your sources.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2024 08:01 PM (9bO/i)

106 That's Prickly Pear Cactus in that top photo. It can mess you up. On an episode of Emergency!, Ann Morgan Guilbert, who played Millie Helper on Dick Van Dyke Show, and Yetta Rosenberg on The Nanny, fell from the back of her husband's trail bike, rolled down a hill right into a patch of cactus and was stuck there with many punctures through her clothes. Rescued her with the ladder truck and brought her face down on the gurney to Rampart General.

Posted by: Not All Pokies Are Good at October 04, 2024 08:01 PM (CV8a5)

107 Well that and you watch the character pee into a toilet. With sounds.
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"Police Squad with Lt Frank Drebin"??

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 04, 2024 08:01 PM (CEzQx)

108 >>Aviator, your favorite BBQ place has a new location. Will send directions.

Posted by: Ben Had

Thanks!

Posted by: Aviator at October 04, 2024 08:02 PM (HQ9Sl)

109 Cats are ninjas.

-
Four or five takes in, there is a cat climbing a wall that has yellow pipes. I thought it was funny because it is a common video game feature that yellow marks the way so it looks like cat Lara Croft climbing the wall. (Yellow means this way. Red means shoot here; this will explode.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 04, 2024 08:02 PM (L/fGl)

110 My favorite Internet cat video is "Les Chats Ninjo." Google it.
Posted by: Someone Else at October 04, 2024 07:57 PM (IrqeV)

This is one of my favorite cat videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoUEQYjYgf4

Posted by: Oldcat at October 04, 2024 08:02 PM (n7h9X)

111 >>>The wah wah wah is voices for Tuco only. Signature instruments for the other two.

wait, the instruments are for each character? What are the other two characters' instruments?

Posted by: ace at October 04, 2024 08:02 PM (KRtlO)

112 102 Even a shower soda seems weird but I know some people do it.

Posted by: LizLem at October 04, 2024 07:59 PM (B+PgQ)

Shower beer after a long day of sweaty physical labor, but that is the extent of that.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 08:01 PM (i24o9)

Is shower Mad Dog 20/20 declasse?

Posted by: hobo of hobos at October 04, 2024 08:04 PM (90qrx)

113 I swear I eat real food. I had grilled ginger sesame glazed pork loin, brown rice, and green beans with red, yellow, green and orange baby bell peppers for dinner.

Posted by: Piper at October 04, 2024 08:06 PM (p4NUW)

114 I hear you can distill alcohol from a prickly pair. Which you can then use to make a cactail.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 08:06 PM (v6JzV)

115 71 I've been watching old episodes of Quincy, M.E. He was quite excitable for a coroner. Usually, they are much more grave.
Posted by: Goodbury and Graves, Ltd. at October 04, 2024 07:45 PM

To be fair, they're often the bearers of bad news, and cast a pall over things.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2024 07:48 PM (a3Q+t)
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The county coroner goes to my church. He's one of the most deeply compassionate and caring men I've ever met. Truly a good man.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 04, 2024 07:50 PM (BpYfr)
----
The Saint used the alias Mr Tombs sometimes. A stony character.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Conduttrice e bellina at October 04, 2024 08:06 PM (qfLjt)

116 Is shower Mad Dog 20/20 declasse?
Posted by: hobo of hobos at October 04, 2024 08:04 PM (90qrx)

Mad Dog 20/20 is never declasse, regardless of what my middle school dance chaperone might have said.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 04, 2024 08:06 PM (993Hm)

117 2 weeks ! We will be reveling!

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 08:06 PM (I1GXe)

118 Tonight's Café:

https://tinyurl.com/bdhk2uyb

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 04, 2024 08:07 PM (CEzQx)

119 Regarding Francis Fraud Copula from earlier, I learned recently the FFC was so enamored with the director, Victor Salva, that when Salva was arrested for molesting boys, Copula put up the money to get him lawyered.

Salva ended up serving about 4 years, after which he got out, and went to work in Hollowood again, with Copula's blessing.

Copula even sued the kid who had accused Salva of buggering him.

Whatever you think of the depravity of Hollowood, you don't know a fraction of it... unless you do.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2024 08:08 PM (R2uDs)

120 101 Piper

I have not forgotten my first promise to you to sing you Happy Birthday. That will have to wait until next year.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 04

Oh no! I will take the rain check, but sorry you won’t be there.

Posted by: Piper at October 04, 2024 08:08 PM (p4NUW)

121 113 Piper, do you eat much salmon? It’s one of my favorites, and I understand is pretty good for you.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 08:09 PM (v6JzV)

122 >>>He stopped chewing to fart

Well of course he did. What kind of uncouth barbarian farts and chews at the same time?

Posted by: No Name Today at October 04, 2024 08:09 PM (vlXMQ)

123 115
The Saint used the alias Mr Tombs sometimes. A stony character.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Conduttrice e bellina at October 04, 2024 08:06 PM (qfLjt)
--
Actually more of a sepulchral character.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, trovo la Conduttrice bellina at October 04, 2024 08:10 PM (qfLjt)

124 When you lie on your resume but still get the job

Those goats will mess that Sheltie up.

You're out of your league son.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

That's a Pembroke Corgi and I wouldn't bet on the goats. I used to own a corgi and he wasn't scared of any challenge.

Posted by: Tuna at October 04, 2024 08:10 PM (oaGWv)

125 Is shower Mad Dog 20/20 declasse?
Posted by: hobo of hobos at October 04, 2024 08:04 PM (90qrx)

Mad Dog 20/20 is never declasse, regardless of what my middle school dance chaperone might have said.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 04, 2024 08:06 PM (993Hm)

You have to get the right vintage. Last Wednesday at 3 pm is a good one.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 04, 2024 08:10 PM (n7h9X)

126 Digby "Digger" O'Dell was the friendly undertaker on the Early TV show-The Life of Riley.

Posted by: TV Vault at October 04, 2024 08:11 PM (CV8a5)

127 If you fart whilst on the couch, how may coins will you find under the cushion?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 04, 2024 08:11 PM (mH6SG)

128 Copula’s movies can’t be translated into Russian.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 08:11 PM (v6JzV)

129 Pacific salmon > atlantic salmon

Posted by: SFGoth at October 04, 2024 08:11 PM (KAi1n)

130 humans who take a slice of pizza into the restroom with them when they're about to pinch a deuce

Posted by: LizLem at October 04, 2024 07:59 PM (B+PgQ)

*horrified face

People do that??

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 04, 2024 08:12 PM (OX9vb)

131 Atlantic salmon is the catfish of bad meals.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 08:13 PM (I1GXe)

132 Pacific salmon > atlantic salmon
Posted by: SFGoth at October 04, 2024 08:11 PM (KAi1n)

Ohio salmon were great until the Cuyahoga river caught fire and burned them all up.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 04, 2024 08:13 PM (n7h9X)

133 Any salmon > any other food

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 08:13 PM (v6JzV)

134 Which one causes the sickest headache, MD 20/20, Southern Comfort, or Annie Green Springs?

Posted by: Sophisticated Tippler at October 04, 2024 08:13 PM (CV8a5)

135 121 113 Piper, do you eat much salmon? It’s one of my favorites, and I understand is pretty good for you.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October

I actually don’t care for Salmon, it’s too fishy for me. But it is good for you, omegas, etc. I love Triggerfish, redfish, grouper.

Posted by: Piper at October 04, 2024 08:14 PM (p4NUW)

136 SoCo is rebranded cough syrup.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 04, 2024 08:15 PM (HRZNN)

137 Which one causes the sickest headache, MD 20/20, Southern Comfort, or Annie Green Springs?
Posted by: Sophisticated Tippler at October 04, 2024 08:13 PM (CV8a5)

I think Southern Comfort has the most alcohol. Haven't had the others.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 04, 2024 08:15 PM (n7h9X)

138 I fish all my salmon from the gleaming headwaters of the Kill Van Kull.

Posted by: Gadabout Gaddis at October 04, 2024 08:15 PM (CV8a5)

139 You can eat triggerfish?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 08:17 PM (v6JzV)

140 Southern Comfort.

First case of the bed-spins at, IIRC, 16-years-old.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 04, 2024 08:17 PM (CEzQx)

141 Piper, that sounds delicious!! You reminded me that I have some marinated beef I need to make an Asian stir fry with.

After I already decided to order pizza since it's been a long day, sigh. Decisions decisions. Maybe the beef will be lunch tomorrow!

I also want to make easy cinnamon rolls this weekend.

Posted by: LizLem at October 04, 2024 08:17 PM (ygDpN)

142 Bagged a squirrel today for the World Champion Squirrel Cook -off.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 08:17 PM (I1GXe)

143 NC State police said they will arrest any Fed trying to stop aid. Cajun Navy told the Feds to not interfere with their ops. Told them FAFO. Rumor that some other people beat the on site FEMA asshole. People have had enough of the Demoncrats. If some of those folks come down out of the hills it’s over for FEMA.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 04, 2024 08:17 PM (rmAcl)

144 My Dad loved the music from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

I do, as well. Powerful.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 04, 2024 08:18 PM (Ad8y9)

145 Lincoln sent his first Treasury Secretary out west to chase down salmon for the presidential dinner table.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 08:18 PM (v6JzV)

146 134 Which one causes the sickest headache, MD 20/20, Southern Comfort, or Annie Green Springs?
Posted by: Sophisticated Tippler at October 04, 2024 08:13 PM (CV8a5)
Yes.

Posted by: Eromero at October 04, 2024 08:19 PM (LHPAg)

147 Trigger fish are great eating. Caught a nice one in my crab trap a couple months ago.

Posted by: Sound Dweller at October 04, 2024 08:19 PM (CV8a5)

148 144 Hugo Montenegro. Also did the theme for I Dream of Jeannie.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 08:20 PM (v6JzV)

149 Best $5 poppin' fresh you ever get, Doughboy, right here!

Posted by: an easy cinnamon roll at October 04, 2024 08:20 PM (CEzQx)

150
*horrified face *

People do that??
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump!

I'm with you.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2024 08:21 PM (9bO/i)

151 “Ecstasy of Gold” is the best number from G, B, & U. That plays when Tuco is running through the cemetery, looking for Arch Stanton’s marker.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2024 08:21 PM (EzXHB)

152 143 NC State police said they will arrest any Fed trying to stop aid.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 04, 2024 08:17 PM (rmAcl)

Finally, a bit of sanity.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 04, 2024 08:21 PM (OX9vb)

153 Had a bad experience with Southern Comfort in my youth. Painful lesson learned. Ugh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 04, 2024 08:21 PM (mH6SG)

154
The meanest hangovers / drunken states that I have ever seen involved Southern Comfort.

But not my hangover / drunken state -- I have never touched the stuff.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2024 08:23 PM (9bO/i)

155 Well, TCM’s starting their election crap. Tonight’s feature is “The Life and Times of Harvey Milk.”

Too bad Pete Bootyjuice was born too late to experience Harvey’s milk.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 08:23 PM (v6JzV)

156 Other than Rosie O'Fat or Meggie Mac, who in the hell would take food with them into the crapper? Yikes.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 04, 2024 08:23 PM (mH6SG)

157 Which one causes the sickest headache, MD 20/20, Southern Comfort, or Annie Green Springs?
Posted by: Sophisticated Tippler at October 04, 2024 08:13 PM (CV8a5)

"Dew-olop." Southern Comfort and Mountain Dew. Buddy introduced me to that. Fucking nightmare hangover.

also, Ouzo. Erch. Having erpy feelings just thinking about it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 04, 2024 08:24 PM (Ad8y9)

158
Sarah Hicks, the conductor for the Morricone theme, also did a very nice recording of a suite from "Once Upon a Time in America".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 08:25 PM (BkEzK)

159 >>Had a bad experience with Southern Comfort in my youth. Painful lesson learned. Ugh.

Me too. I can't even smell the stuff now without my stomach churning.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2024 08:25 PM (LkLld)

160 144 My Dad loved the music from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

I do, as well. Powerful.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 04, 2024 08:18 PM (Ad8y9)
Confederate prisoners.

Posted by: Eromero at October 04, 2024 08:25 PM (LHPAg)

161 Closest I've ever been to a moose was on the trail at Vedauwoo. Saw a female about 10-15 feet off the trail, happily munching on some leaves. My buddy and I had the sense to carefully and calmly un-ass the area and refrained from taking selfies and video. That was way too close for me.

Up in the Snowies I saw lots of moose, but from a distance. That was much better.

Also, 150 comments in and no one has done "a moose bit my sister?"

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 04, 2024 08:25 PM (EaPW0)

162 My worst drunk experience was with Yukon Jack Canadian Whiskey.

Landed me in the drunk tank of Michigan Stadium.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 08:25 PM (v6JzV)

163 “Ecstasy of Gold” is the best number from G, B, & U. That plays when Tuco is running through the cemetery, looking for Arch Stanton’s marker.

Posted by: Tom Servo

YouTube: Metallica used it to open one of their early tours. Crowd warm up music & visuals.

Posted by: Adriane the Oh the Times Roman, Oh the Moray Eels Critic . . . at October 04, 2024 08:26 PM (TX4bP)

164 Live police chase in LA.

https://www.youtube.com/live/f_fS9W43WsY

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, l'aria e molto sporca at October 04, 2024 08:26 PM (qfLjt)

165 WTF 😂😂 He stopped chewing to fart.

Who doesn't.

Posted by: javems at October 04, 2024 08:26 PM (8I4hW)

166 screaming in digital, all good in your area?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 08:27 PM (I1GXe)

167 Aww, found out that Millie Bobbie Brown, who played Eleven in Stranger Things, tied the knot to a son of John Bon Jovi. His last name is really Bongiovi? And I guess she'll take his last name.

The actor that played her Papa in the show officiated them, that's sweet. And her dress is gorgeous.

I worried about all those Stranger Things kids getting put through the Hollywood wringer. Hope she has a happy marriage and life! Despite the HWood creepos.

Posted by: LizLem at October 04, 2024 08:27 PM (pW4nn)

168 I don’t take anything, food or non-food, into the crapper. Disgusting.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 08:27 PM (v6JzV)

169 Worst drinking experience was matching my ex FiL shot for shot with Maker's Mark.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 08:28 PM (I1GXe)

170 Anyone team who signs Alonso is a fool.

Posted by: Accomack at October 04, 2024 08:28 PM (JY+81)

171 I just remembered. I have a skeleton inside me.

Weird.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 04, 2024 08:29 PM (Ad8y9)

172 My worst drunk experience was with Yukon Jack Canadian Whiskey.
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I think that's a liqueur BTW and not rye whisky per se.

I've never had it but we had some in the house. I think the old bottle was a square one.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 04, 2024 08:30 PM (CEzQx)

173 171 Remember, you have a great skull set.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 08:31 PM (v6JzV)

174
I just remembered. I have a skeleton inside me.

Weird.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories

__________

You may just feature in a Ray Bradbury short story.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 08:31 PM (BkEzK)

175 United Cajun Navy
@Unitedcajunnavy
·
10h
Thanks to
@Mercury1Charity
, we've doubled our "Cajun Wing" Squadron from 25 to 50 🚁s doing SAR & Air Drops! We're also offering an all expense paid swamp tour back in Louisiana for anybody impeding relief efforts!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 04, 2024 08:31 PM (/xdGM)

176 I just remembered. I have a skeleton inside me.

Weird.

Perfectly normal, old chap.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at October 04, 2024 08:32 PM (mH6SG)

177 NC State police said they will arrest any Fed trying to stop aid. Cajun Navy told the Feds to not interfere with their ops. Told them FAFO. Rumor that some other people beat the on site FEMA asshole. People have had enough of the Demoncrats. If some of those folks come down out of the hills it’s over for FEMA.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 04, 2024 08:17 PM (rmAcl)

Time to restore the good name of "state's rights."

Enough is enough. Don't just stand up to the feds, kick them out. All of them, confiscate their buildings.

MADA!

Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2024 08:32 PM (zzRkQ)

178 Ben Had, sent you an email.

Posted by: javems at October 04, 2024 08:32 PM (8I4hW)

179 I have 5,000 spiders working on my Halloween decorations.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 08:32 PM (I1GXe)

180 167 Aww, found out that Millie Bobbie Brown, who played Eleven in Stranger Things, tied the knot to a son of John Bon Jovi. His last name is really Bongiovi? And I guess she'll take his last name.
Posted by: LizLem at October 04, 2024 08:27 PM (pW4nn)

Millie Bobbie Brown Bongiovi? MB3?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 04, 2024 08:33 PM (pIfcn)

181 {{{Ben Had}}} Still about 10,000 customers from my electric co-op without power and lots of cleanup remaining, but many things are returning to mostly normal here. (Clemson held a home football game Saturday night. Full capacity crowd.)

I was only without power 3 days and had no damage (except a leaky window) - I'm relieved that my yuge trees are all still standing. I got lots of help with Mom while everything was in upheaval.

I've just been cleaning up a crap ton of limbs (hoping for last minute pre-MoMe yard work GAINZZZZ) and have more to go. I could have a very nice bonfire but I don't want to burn down the whole 'hood.

My relatives and I fared pretty well. We are thankful.

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 04, 2024 08:33 PM (EaPW0)

182 I have the There is a Tavern in the Town song stuck in my head

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 04, 2024 08:33 PM (Tw+JN)

183 Modern games can't produce good-looking female characters, that's impo-
youtu.be/q8Oq8725Fr4
[content alert for uncanny valleys]

Posted by: the Barrel at October 04, 2024 08:34 PM (gKWVE)

184 113 Piper, do you eat much salmon? It’s one of my favorites, and I understand is pretty good for you.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October

Cooked some salmon for the first time in my life the other day. The Mrs loved it. I didn't mind it. Not sure what it was except from the store.

Posted by: javems at October 04, 2024 08:34 PM (8I4hW)

185 Aww, found out that Millie Bobbie Brown, who played Eleven in Stranger Things, tied the knot to a son of John Bon Jovi. His last name is really Bongiovi? And I guess she'll take his last name.

A tragedy. Anyway...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 04, 2024 08:35 PM (mH6SG)

186 "Who Knows" Zac Brown Band.

Fuck, I love true talent. These fookers kill!

*I am just trying to keep a stiff upper lip.*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 04, 2024 08:35 PM (Ad8y9)

187 Three things you never want to mess with:
Mother Nature
A Moose
And Moron
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 07:40 PM (I1GXe)

Ahem....
Posted by: The Zohan at October 04, 2024 07:43 PM

I'm right here.

Posted by: Jim at October 04, 2024 08:35 PM (Wnv9h)

188 Well, TCM’s starting their election crap. Tonight’s feature is “The Life and Times of Harvey Milk.”

Too bad Pete Bootyjuice was born too late to experience Harvey’s milk.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 08:23 PM (v6JzV)

My favorite scene is when Diane Fiendsteen, hearing the commotion, rushed to Harvey's side, and dipped her hands in his blood before the cameras got there.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2024 08:35 PM (zzRkQ)

189 My relatives and I fared pretty well. We are thankful.

So glad to hear that., SiD.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 04, 2024 08:36 PM (mH6SG)

190 >>>I don’t take anything, food or non-food, into the crapper. Disgusting.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

>My understanding was that this particular character was a felon who served time in a cell, and pizza and the shitter were a mere breath away.

Behavior learned in captivity sometimes spills into the civilized world.

Posted by: Dr. Puffy Combs at October 04, 2024 08:38 PM (DyvRT)

191 Good to hear you’re safe, SiD.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 08:38 PM (v6JzV)

192 Bagged a squirrel today for the World Champion Squirrel Cook -off.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 08:17 PM

And how will said squirrel be prepared?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2024 08:39 PM (Wnv9h)

193 Had a bad experience with Southern Comfort in my youth. Painful lesson learned. Ugh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 04, 2024 08:21 PM (mH6SG)

That's the sweet one, right? Or is that Jim Beam? I get 'em mixed up.

Whichever, it got me kicked out of school once.

Day drinking is not for amateurs.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2024 08:39 PM (zzRkQ)

194 192 Why, sous vide, of course.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 08:40 PM (v6JzV)

195
Well, TCM’s starting their election crap. Tonight’s feature is “The Life and Times of Harvey Milk.”

___________

I take it that it's all heroic and he's a gay martyr and not a kid diddler and Jim Jones crony.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 08:40 PM (BkEzK)

196 My Mom lives in Georgia with my brother and his wife. She had some issues that had her in the hospital. She said, "at least I have AC now."

I love my Mom.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 04, 2024 08:40 PM (Ad8y9)

197 I'm right here.
Posted by: Jim at October 04, 2024 08:35 PM (Wnv9h)

I heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend, who...

Posted by: REO Slowwagon at October 04, 2024 08:41 PM (zzRkQ)

198 United Cajun Navy @Unitedcajunnavy 10h
Thanks to @Mercury1Charity, we've doubled our "Cajun Wing" Squadron from 25 to 50 🚁s doing SAR & Air Drops! We're also offering an all expense paid swamp tour back in Louisiana for anybody impeding relief efforts! #FAFO 🐊💪⚜️ #louisianimals #CajunNavy #NorthCarolinaFloods

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 04, 2024 08:41 PM (CEzQx)

199 RMBS, on the rotisserie basted with butter and sage.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 08:43 PM (I1GXe)

200 I wonder if Southern Comfort is still the training whiskey of choice for redneck teenagers? It sure was in the 70s. Like many of you, some of my worst bad partying nights were SC's fault.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 04, 2024 08:43 PM (OX9vb)

201 66...I was trying a keto shake recipe that one of Dr Berg's videos suggested. It included Kale.

Dear Lord, I thought I was doing colonoscopy prep again.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2024 07:49 PM (PDf99)

Kale is semi-palatable only after the first frost. If you are growing it.
no, I'm serious. White Russian Kale, IMO, is the tastiest. You can eat the new little leaves (sparingly) in a salad (or maybe that smoothie). I think all the kales with red in them taste like wet pennies smell. The ruffled kales are fit only for livestock.

If you buy it, give it to the chickens, or don't buy it. (Maybe frozen kale is better, I dunno. But I doubt it.)

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 04, 2024 08:44 PM (Rbu5d)

202 And how will said squirrel be prepared?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Reading Jonathon Livingston Seagull worked for me.

Posted by: Bagged Moose at October 04, 2024 08:45 PM (TX4bP)

203 Thanks, BFD and B. My internet was restored today - was working all week using my work phone mobile hotspot. Everything is fully operational at SiD (Half) Acres again, except perhaps my brain.

This reinforced for me how unprepared I am for when the SHTF. Only thing I have done well is a decent supply of canned/nonperishable food. Oh, and a bit of ammo. I gotta get my shit together a little bit better.

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 04, 2024 08:45 PM (EaPW0)

204 Here's one for ya'. Really nice version on acoustic guitar.

Henry Mancini - The PINK PANTHER:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=0gAY4lGhb6I

Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2024 08:45 PM (yRlBR)

205 David Limbaugh @DavidLimbaugh 14h
Prior to Helene when is the last time this drunken, money printing government said it had run out of money for any project, legal or not, constitutionally authorized or not? Other than the border wall, of course.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 04, 2024 08:45 PM (CEzQx)

206 Kale is the cauliflower of broccoli.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 08:45 PM (v6JzV)

207 I'm right here.
Posted by: Jim
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Not for long.

Posted by: Slim at October 04, 2024 08:46 PM (EaPW0)

208 Southern Comfort is shit. I know from experience.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 04, 2024 08:46 PM (Ad8y9)

209 Prayer up, SiD.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 08:48 PM (v6JzV)

210 >>>Kale is the cauliflower of broccoli.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

>What is Brussels sprouts to cabbage?

Posted by: Dr. Puffy Combs at October 04, 2024 08:48 PM (DyvRT)

211 Which one causes the sickest headache, MD 20/20, Southern Comfort, or Annie Green Springs?
Posted by: Sophisticated Tippler
------------
MD. I still won't drink wine. Not that MD can ve classified as such.

Posted by: scampydog at October 04, 2024 08:48 PM (41CYW)

212 Kale is good in zuppa toscana! It's sturdy and doesn't wilt in the liquid.

It's fall, I think I just want a lot of soups.

Posted by: LizLem at October 04, 2024 08:48 PM (nXY03)

213 32 The entire purpose of the Great Wall of China was to keep out moose.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 04, 2024 07:39 PM (993Hm)
----
The entire purpose of the Great Wall of China was to keep out meese (in Chinese)?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, l'aria e molto sporca in LA at October 04, 2024 08:48 PM (qfLjt)

214 Any salmon > any other food
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

"Any other food" must not include grass-fed ruminant. Tastes great and very healthy. Atlantic salmon is pretty unhealthy stuff, esp. the farm-raised ones.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 04, 2024 08:49 PM (KAi1n)

215 Bulgaroctonus, didn't you have some interviews this week? I've been around some, but have missed a lot.

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 04, 2024 08:50 PM (EaPW0)

216 Millie Bobbie Bongiovi?

....

I can't tell if that name would be awesome or ridiculous or both.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2024 08:50 PM (DDGz9)

217
Trout > Salmon

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 08:50 PM (BkEzK)

218 210 Brussels sprouts are the poi of cabbage.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 08:50 PM (v6JzV)

219 206 Kale is the cauliflower of broccoli.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 08:45 PM (v6JzV)

Kale is the cauliflower of broccoli of Brussel sprouts

Fixed it for you

Posted by: browndog turn up his nose at them all at October 04, 2024 08:51 PM (TTAGa)

220 Good points by the other Limbaugh. Since when does government, especially this one, not just print money?

Is there a reason David Limbaugh and Bo Snerdley didn't team up and do a massive radio show after Rush died?

Posted by: LizLem at October 04, 2024 08:51 PM (G7M92)

221 I gotta get my shit together a little bit better.
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 04, 2024 08:45 PM (EaPW0)

Same. I know I am woefully unprepared for true disaster.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 04, 2024 08:51 PM (OX9vb)

222 I'm going with SoCo as the vintage of choice in Hell's bar.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 04, 2024 08:51 PM (gKWVE)

223 Spawn of cabbage, Brussel sprouts.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 08:52 PM (I1GXe)

224 Just saw a thing that said David Gilmour will no longer work with Roger Waters. I'm okay with that. Waters is a fucking anti-Semitic weirdo. Gilmour might be a leftist, but there are different degrees of leftist.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 04, 2024 08:52 PM (Ad8y9)

225 >>Trout > Salmon

I would rather have a fresh Steelhead than a Fresh Salmon, yes.

Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2024 08:52 PM (yRlBR)

226 >>Just saw a thing that said David Gilmour will no longer work with Roger Waters. I'm okay with that. Waters is a fucking anti-Semitic weirdo. Gilmour might be a leftist, but there are different degrees of leftist.

Gilmour, like Clapton, is on the Gaza Train.

Not as overtly anti-semitic as Waters...but a tool, nonetheless.

Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2024 08:53 PM (yRlBR)

227
Broccoli, if you listen to Her Majesty, is the ultrasuperfood. Contains every single nutrient you ever need. And that I need to eat more of it. Which I refuse to do.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 08:53 PM (BkEzK)

228 225 >>Trout > Salmon

I would rather have a fresh Steelhead than a Fresh Salmon, yes.
Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2024 08:52 PM (yRlBR)

Cut Throats ... yummy

Posted by: browndog drops a line at October 04, 2024 08:53 PM (TTAGa)

229 https://tinyurl.com/25y5ynp4
49 seconds

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 30m
The word “blithering” comes to mind.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 04, 2024 07:36 PM (CEzQx)

Look at all the fat-ass union scum behind her.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2024 08:54 PM (343Uf)

230 215 Hey, Screaming, thanks for asking. Both interviews seemed to go well. Next week will probably tell the tale.

I’m weighing a lot of issues right now, so I’ll see what happens.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 08:54 PM (v6JzV)

231 browndog, there you are. HI, darlin

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 08:55 PM (I1GXe)

232 I would rather have a fresh Steelhead than a Fresh Salmon, yes.
Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2024 08:52 PM (yRlBR)

I do not like freshwater fish. I like saltwater fish.

Cod, halibut, tuna. Hell, even pollack.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 04, 2024 08:56 PM (Ad8y9)

233 231 browndog, there you are. HI, darlin
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 08:55 PM (I1GXe)

Hey {{{Ben Had}}}

Posted by: browndog drops a line at October 04, 2024 08:56 PM (TTAGa)

234 I was Bourne in the USA, I was Bourne in the USA!

Posted by: Dr. Vadim Bruce Gordievsky at October 04, 2024 08:56 PM (DyvRT)

235 226 >>Just saw a thing that said David Gilmour will no longer work with Roger Waters. I'm okay with that. Waters is a fucking anti-Semitic weirdo. Gilmour might be a leftist, but there are different degrees of leftist.

Gilmour, like Clapton, is on the Gaza Train.

Not as overtly anti-semitic as Waters...but a tool, nonetheless.
Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2024 08:53 PM (yRlBR)
I believe GOD said something like 'I will bless those who bless Israel, but curse those who curse Israel.'

Posted by: Eromero at October 04, 2024 08:57 PM (LHPAg)

236 RMBS, on the rotisserie basted with butter and sage.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 08:43 PM

*channels inner Shrek*

Tree rat...rotisserie style!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2024 08:57 PM (Wnv9h)

237 Pete Rose to be inducted in BHOF

https://tinyurl.com/yc38p8x9

Posted by: Ciampino - Lifetime ban is over at October 04, 2024 08:57 PM (qfLjt)

238 >>I do not like freshwater fish. I like saltwater fish.

Catch them in the Bay, then.

I will wait for them to get in the river, as getting them on the fly in the bay can be pretty spotty.

Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2024 08:58 PM (yRlBR)

239 RMBS, squirrel in acorn season. Different seasonings

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 08:59 PM (I1GXe)

240 Hadrian, tell her to feed it to the dogs first.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 08:59 PM (v6JzV)

241 United Cajun Navy @Unitedcajunnavy 10h
Thanks to @Mercury1Charity, we've doubled our "Cajun Wing" Squadron from 25 to 50 🚁s doing SAR & Air Drops! We're also offering an all expense paid swamp tour back in Louisiana for anybody impeding relief efforts! #FAFO 🐊💪⚜️ #louisianimals #CajunNavy #NorthCarolinaFloods

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 04, 2024 08:41 PM (CEzQx)

This in might turn into a major issue between now and the election. Bless my LA boys.

Posted by: javems at October 04, 2024 09:01 PM (8I4hW)

242 Trout > Salmon
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 08:50 PM (BkEzK)

Sure, but Salmon won a World Series in 2002. As long as Trout stays with the Angels, he never will.

Posted by: REO Slowwagon at October 04, 2024 09:01 PM (emN+3)

243 Broccoli, the most overrated food ever.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 09:01 PM (v6JzV)

244
Pete Rose didn't get a "lifetime ban". He agreed in 1989 to be "permanently ineligible". In 1991, the Hall of Fame said that anyone on the permanently ineligible list would not be eligible for admission, which was the unannounced policy up to then.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 09:01 PM (BkEzK)

245 RMBS, squirrel in acorn season. Different seasonings
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 08:59 PM

Does sound tasty.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2024 09:02 PM (Wnv9h)

246 Trout and salmon are basically the same thing.

Both are delicious.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 09:03 PM (v6JzV)

247 Is there a reason David Limbaugh and Bo Snerdley didn't team up and do a massive radio show after Rush died?
Posted by: LizLem at October 04, 2024 08:51 PM (G7M92

Snerdley has a radio show. Or at least he used to.

Posted by: Emmie at October 04, 2024 09:03 PM (Sf2cq)

248 244
Pete Rose didn't get a "lifetime ban". He agreed in 1989 to be "permanently ineligible". In 1991, the Hall of Fame said that anyone on the permanently ineligible list would not be eligible for admission, which was the unannounced policy up to then.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
-----------------

But it's OK to take a knee or suck a dick.

Posted by: Braenyard - jobs report to be revised downward 3Xs at October 04, 2024 09:03 PM (NwuoC)

249 browndog, will we see you in Corsicana this year?

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 04, 2024 09:03 PM (EaPW0)

250 Pete Rose to be inducted in BHOF

https://tinyurl.com/yc38p8x9
Posted by: Ciampino - Lifetime ban is over at October 04, 2024 08:57 PM (qfLjt)

F**k MLB, and f**k the shitty people who run that stupid museum.

Posted by: REO Slowwagon at October 04, 2024 09:03 PM (emN+3)

251 Damn it.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2024 09:03 PM (emN+3)

252 >>Trout and salmon are basically the same thing.

Trout have a lot less fat.

Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2024 09:03 PM (yRlBR)

253 RMBS, will ship you a couple of luscious bunnies when they are ready .

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 09:04 PM (I1GXe)

254 252 So?
— Western bears

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 09:05 PM (v6JzV)

255 Smoked trout, oh my

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 09:05 PM (I1GXe)

256 237 Pete Rose to be inducted in BHOF

https://tinyurl.com/yc38p8x9

I've never been a Rose fan but, if true, to wait until after his death is just heartless.

Posted by: javems at October 04, 2024 09:06 PM (8I4hW)

257 RMBS, will ship you a couple of luscious bunnies when they are ready .
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 09:04 PM

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2024 09:06 PM (Wnv9h)

258 >>Trout > Salmon

Mahi

Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2024 09:06 PM (LkLld)

259 Both are Salmonidae, though. Very similar structure. Salmon tend to develop much more fat for energy storage than trout do.

Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2024 09:06 PM (yRlBR)

260 Is shower Mad Dog 20/20 declasse?

Posted by: hobo of hobos at October 04, 2024 08:04 PM (90qrx)

I won't judge. At least you're showering.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 09:07 PM (i24o9)

261 >>Mahi

Hogfish Snapper. That's the fish you want to eat.

Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2024 09:07 PM (yRlBR)

262
I've never been a Rose fan but, if true, to wait until after his death is just heartless.
Posted by: javems at October 04, 2024 09:06 PM (8I4hW)

___________

It's what they did to Leo Durocher too.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 09:07 PM (BkEzK)

263 Smoked trout, oh my
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 09:05 PM

I love smoked trout. Large butterflied sardines are great hot smoked as well.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2024 09:07 PM (Wnv9h)

264 259 Thank you, Garrett. Do you have a preference between trout and salmon?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 09:10 PM (v6JzV)

265 My stupid older brother, loved, loved, loved "A Fist full of Dollars" and the rest. "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" was just great to them.

Stupid shits. It was all about money.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 04, 2024 09:11 PM (+H2BX)

266 RMBS, just picked up some skinless, boneless smoked sardines. Can't wait to try them

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 09:11 PM (I1GXe)

267 Like many of you, some of my worst bad partying nights were SC's fault.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump!

Not to bring up any bad memories or anything but were you among the legion of young gals throwing up through your long, beautiful hair?

Every woman in my dorm did that very thing at least once.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2024 09:11 PM (WXNFJ)

268 Modern games can't produce good-looking female characters, that's impo-
youtu.be/q8Oq8725Fr4
[content alert for uncanny valleys]

Posted by: the Barrel at October 04, 2024 08:34 PM (gKWVE)

Dang!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 09:11 PM (i24o9)

269 Both are Salmonidae, though. Very similar structure. Salmon tend to develop much more fat for energy storage than trout do.
Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2024 09:06 PM (yRlBR)

As I understand it, salmon don't eat once they enter a river to spawn. So that's what the fat reserves are for.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2024 09:13 PM (R4SAT)

270 I think that I may have thrown up in some girl’s long, beautiful hair.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 09:13 PM (v6JzV)

271 Well, he had a lifetime ban. The lifetime is over so is the ban.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 04, 2024 09:14 PM (+H2BX)

272 Like I said, Steelhead (Sea Run Rainbows) are probably my favorite Trout...
next to Brook Trout and eggs cooked next to a stream, early in the morning.

Though I don't think Brook Trout are as closely related to Salmon as Rainbow / Brown Trout. They are a Char.

Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2024 09:15 PM (yRlBR)

273 I never lived in a dorm. I was a townie.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 04, 2024 09:15 PM (+H2BX)

274 Don't get fishy with me, Salmonidae.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 04, 2024 09:15 PM (Aqu9a)

275 United Cajun Navy @Unitedcajunnavy 10h
Thanks to @Mercury1Charity, we've doubled our "Cajun Wing" Squadron from 25 to 50 🚁s doing SAR & Air Drops! We're also offering an all expense paid swamp tour back in Louisiana for anybody impeding relief efforts! #FAFO 🐊💪⚜️ #louisianimals #CajunNavy #NorthCarolinaFloods

FEMA is not exactly covering themselves in glory. Anyone paying attention will connect this incompetent, nay, criminal response to the floods and devastation with 'our' glorious administration.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2024 09:16 PM (WXNFJ)

276 “Debbie! I broke a window for you, Debbie!”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 09:16 PM (v6JzV)

277 >>As I understand it, salmon don't eat once they enter a river to spawn. So that's what the fat reserves are for.

Yeah...same with the Steelhead.

They live on the fat they stored up in the Ocean / Lake.

But, Steelhead can spawn more than once. So, they will return to eating as soon as they complete their spawning run.
Salmon are one and done.

Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2024 09:16 PM (yRlBR)

278 I gotta get my shit together a little bit better.

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 04, 2024 08:45 PM (EaPW0)

Water storage and purification should be your first priority from where you are starting. Otherwise, first aid supplies and training.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 09:17 PM (i24o9)

279
Pete Rose should be admitted to the Hall of Fame. Right after every utility fielder, cup-of-coffee call-up, bullpen catcher, batboy, clubhouse attendant and hot-dog vendor.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 09:18 PM (BkEzK)

280 Kind of like me. Oh what an appetite after I have made a baby,

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 04, 2024 09:18 PM (+H2BX)

281 Not to bring up any bad memories or anything but were you among the legion of young gals throwing up through your long, beautiful hair?

Every woman in my dorm did that very thing at least once.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2024 09:11 PM (WXNFJ)

I'm proud to say that I never threw up from drinking--just terrible next-morning headaches. I've held many a girlfriend's hair out of the way, though--had a bit of a reputation for being there to hold the hair!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 04, 2024 09:19 PM (OX9vb)

282 Don't much care for anything that's boneless.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at October 04, 2024 09:19 PM (mH6SG)

283 >>Hogfish Snapper. That's the fish you want to eat.

Had hogfish tacos in the Keys a few weeks ago. Excellent.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2024 09:19 PM (LkLld)

284 Blinken announces 157 million for aid to Lebanon.

I want him drawn and quartered. Thats something I would watch.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can fill a book with what I don't know' at October 04, 2024 09:20 PM (i8Z6c)

285 RMBS, just picked up some skinless, boneless smoked sardines. Can't wait to try them
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 09:11 PM

Nice. Around here I get the whole sardines frozen. These are about 6-7" long. I like to butterfly them, brine them, and do a quick hot smoke. Tzatziki goes well with them.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2024 09:20 PM (Wnv9h)

286 Trout > Salmon

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 08:50 PM (BkEzK)

This is inverted. Pacific Salmon is superior. King, Coho, Sockeye, all superior to Atlantic salmon, which is commonly farmed and what most people think of when they think Salmon, because that is what is commonly available, outside of the Northwest.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 09:20 PM (i24o9)

287 We loved tending a roommate of mine of his Mist Shameful Moment Ever. It was a frat party in an old 2 story house, keg of beer, lotsa liquor, about 30 guys there. He got so shit faced that he crawled into the bathroom and puked repeatedly, and then he couldn’t move, laid with his face on edge of the toilet and would just groan when guys would walk in and take a whizz 6 inches from his face.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2024 09:20 PM (EzXHB)

288 Didn’t Rose pull his gambling shenanigans after he had retired as a player? If so, why not admit him as a player?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 09:21 PM (v6JzV)

289 The other oceangoing fish I love to eat are Ling Cod.

Those things are all over the PNW. And tasty.

Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2024 09:21 PM (yRlBR)

290 And yeah, Steelhead is the only exception. I have not had one in a great while.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 09:23 PM (i24o9)

291 RMBS, just picked up some skinless, boneless smoked sardines. Can't wait to try them

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 09:11 PM (I1GXe)

I absolutely love sardines. Do you eat them on crackers?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can fill a book with what I don't know' at October 04, 2024 09:23 PM (i8Z6c)

292 Pete Rose should be admitted to the Hall of Fame. Right after every utility fielder, cup-of-coffee call-up, bullpen catcher, batboy, clubhouse attendant and hot-dog vendor.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 09:18 PM (BkEzK)

It's supposed to be a Hall of Fame, not a Hall of Equity and Inclusion.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2024 09:23 PM (aOLxn)

293 Seafood>>any terrestrial protein source

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 09:25 PM (v6JzV)

294 I absolutely love sardines. Do you eat them on crackers?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can fill a book with what I don't know' at October 04, 2024 09:23 PM

The canned ones? I like making a sammich with them.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2024 09:25 PM (Wnv9h)

295 The idea that Rose would ever throw a game over gambling is idiotic. Nobody wanted to win more than he did and I say this as someone who hated playing against him.

That he isn't in the Hall is a stain on the Hall not him.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2024 09:26 PM (LkLld)

296 Blinken announces 157 million for aid to Lebanon.

Doesn't the House control the purse?

Posted by: Ciampino - Lifetime ban is over! at October 04, 2024 09:26 PM (qfLjt)

297 I'm more of a large mouth bass, freshwater, fan. I will say the best fish I've ever eaten was Blackened Drum at K-Paul's in N.O.

Posted by: javems at October 04, 2024 09:26 PM (8I4hW)

298 My granddad loved canned sardines. Ate them every day. I can still smell them.

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 04, 2024 09:26 PM (EaPW0)

299 The canned ones? I like making a sammich with them.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2024 09:25 PM (Wnv9h)

Sammich? What bread? What else in it? I like them on. Crispy cracker.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can fill a book with what I don't know' at October 04, 2024 09:27 PM (i8Z6c)

300 295 The idea that Rose would ever throw a game over gambling is idiotic. Nobody wanted to win more than he did and I say this as someone who hated playing against him.

That he isn't in the Hall is a stain on the Hall not him.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2024 09:26 PM (LkLld)

Where did you play?

Posted by: javems at October 04, 2024 09:27 PM (8I4hW)

301 Red salmon , which is Pacific, is far superior in flavor to pink.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2024 09:27 PM (EzXHB)

302 Didn’t Rose pull his gambling shenanigans after he had retired as a player? If so, why not admit him as a player?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 09:21 PM (v6JzV)

Same reason some steroid users got right in, and others may never get in: The club is decided on by a bunch of corporate media jerks.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2024 09:27 PM (aOLxn)

303 288. He went to prison after he retired for tax evasion. His gambling on games , including his own team he was coaching included during his playing then coaching days. He refused to admit he gambled for years after he was out of the game. He doesn’t belong in the hall of fame and I’m having a hard time believing this story after the CEO of the HOF said emphatically last week he was not going in.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 04, 2024 09:28 PM (01Jp6)

304 Doesn't the House control the purse?

Posted by: Ciampino - Lifetime ban is over! at October 04, 2024 09:26 PM (qfLjt)

Allegedly. Unless they steal money from say...FEMA.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can fill a book with what I don't know' at October 04, 2024 09:29 PM (i8Z6c)

305 >>Where did you play?

Just up to college, not enough talent to get any further. I meant my team playing against the Reds.

Pete Rose is the epitome of a baseball lifer who played to win.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2024 09:29 PM (LkLld)

306 Sammich? What bread? What else in it? I like them on. Crispy cracker.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can fill a book with what I don't know' at October 04, 2024 09:27 PM

I keep it simple. Toast, much mayo, tomatoes, and lots of pepper. Sometimes onion and/or roasted red pepper.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2024 09:29 PM (Wnv9h)

307 It's a pescatarian cafe thread.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 04, 2024 09:29 PM (Aqu9a)

308 Rose should not be inside the Hall.

Give him a statue out front, at best.

I feel the same way about the steroid era players. They should be kept out.

Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2024 09:30 PM (yRlBR)

309 Had the best rainbow trout in Gatlinburg. Almost ordered another for dessert..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 04, 2024 09:30 PM (Cbio9)

310 I keep it simple. Toast, much mayo, tomatoes, and lots of pepper. Sometimes onion and/or roasted red pepper.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2024 09:29 PM (Wnv9h)

Sounds good.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 09:31 PM (i24o9)

311 I know there are some music lovers on here so I've got a few songs from a cover band.

Some interesting tidbits:
The keyboardist is the Co-Founder and current CEO of Patreon, Jack Conte.

Jack is also in another band, Pomplamoose, with his singer wife, Nataly Dawn. They also do covers, mash-ups and some original songs.

Scary Pockets calls their style "electro funk".

The singer in these is Elise Trouw.
Her voice is heavenly (and she's also got some other talents).

"Lean On" - Major Lazer
https://youtu.be/hYh_RkkgFd0

"Dreams" - Fleetwood Mac
https://youtu.be/hu1_b6aLtyM

Pomplamoose is on YouTube, they do some really nice mash-ups.

Just thought I'd share something cool I ran across last week.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 04, 2024 09:31 PM (6ydKt)

312 A bunch of cutthroat motherfuckers in here. You keep your distance or you'll get the pike.

Posted by: Dr. Brooks at October 04, 2024 09:31 PM (DyvRT)

313 A bunch of cutthroat motherfuckers in here. You keep your distance or you'll get the pike.

Posted by: Dr. Brooks at October 04, 2024 09:31 PM (DyvRT)

Can it, small fry.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 09:32 PM (i24o9)

314 >>Had the best rainbow trout in Gatlinburg. Almost ordered another for dessert..

I catch some giant Rainbows in the Pot Hole Lakes just east of the Continental Divide that are almost as red as Pacific Salmon.
Best eating Rainbows I have ever found.

Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2024 09:32 PM (yRlBR)

315 I'll put walleye, caught, fileted and fried on the same day as one of my absolute favorites.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 04, 2024 09:32 PM (mH6SG)

316 I’m glad I don’t give a damn about baseball. Most boring sport in the history of mankind.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 09:32 PM (v6JzV)

317 WE are so excited to sea Presdent Oboner on the comepaine trail to helps Vice Prescent Harrris. We loves Presdent Obama and miss him. You shpulds also loves him because he be did so manny good things for yew ....

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at October 04, 2024 09:32 PM (Qfk4E)

318 I keep it simple. Toast, much mayo, tomatoes, and lots of pepper. Sometimes onion and/or roasted red pepper.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2024 09:29 PM (Wnv9h)

Yum. I can't eat onions but a toasted bread, sardines, mayo, roasted red pepper, sounds crazy good.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can fill a book with what I don't know' at October 04, 2024 09:33 PM (i8Z6c)

319 Pomplamoose is on YouTube, they do some really nice mash-ups.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 04, 2024 09:31 PM

Wow...haven't heard them in a while.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2024 09:33 PM (Wnv9h)

320 He went to prison after he retired for tax evasion. His gambling on games , including his own team he was coaching included during his playing then coaching days. He refused to admit he gambled for years after he was out of the game. He doesn’t belong in the hall of fame and I’m having a hard time believing this story after the CEO of the HOF said emphatically last week he was not going in.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 04, 2024 09:28 PM (01Jp6)

Uh oh, he was a convicted felon!

Everyone knows about those.

First of all, he wasn't a coach, he was a manager, and there has never been any indication he was betting on games when he was playing.

Second of all, the pompous piece of shit CEO of Hall (who the hell cares who he is) can go to hell.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2024 09:34 PM (aOLxn)

321
That he isn't in the Hall is a stain on the Hall not him.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2024 09:26 PM (LkLld)

___________

Sadly, I disagree. What you're saying is that betting on games in which you have a duty to perform should carry no penalty if you're famous enough.

Rule 21, which is posted in every clubhouse, doesn't make a distinction between betting on your team to win and betting on your team to lose. Pete Rose saw that rule every time he walked into a clubhouse.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 09:34 PM (BkEzK)

322 Pete Rose received a permanent ban, not a lifetime ban, so, no, still not going to the HoF.

My personal feeling is he can go onto the hall 66 years after they let Shoeless Joe into the the hall.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 04, 2024 09:34 PM (VSht7)

323 The Walleye is the King of freshwater fish, closely followed by Southern Fried Catfish, which, done right, is sublime.

Rainbow Trout, Steelheads, etc., are all wonderful, too.

Saltwater. Gimme a filet of Haddock, done as British Fish & Chips. Or, Gulf Red Snapper. Flounder, too.

On the grill, it's Swordfish or Tuna. Seldom found properly cooked though, either or both.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 04, 2024 09:35 PM (kQgoX)

324 >>>Can it, small fry.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

>Walleye never! Harumph!

Posted by: Dr. Brooks at October 04, 2024 09:35 PM (DyvRT)

325 Yum. I can't eat onions but a toasted bread, sardines, mayo, roasted red pepper, sounds crazy good.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can fill a book with what I don't know' at October 04, 2024 09:33 PM

Not a huge raw onion fan, either. When I do use them, I generally salt them and then rinse them first.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2024 09:36 PM (Wnv9h)

326 I'll put walleye, caught, fileted and fried on the same day as one of my absolute favorites.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 04, 2024 09:32 PM (mH6SG)

Best tasting freshwater fish.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 09:36 PM (i24o9)

327 I'm more of a large mouth bass, freshwater, fan.

Ooof. Not good eating, IMO.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 04, 2024 09:36 PM (mH6SG)

328 287 We loved tending a roommate of mine of his Mist Shameful Moment Ever. It was a frat party in an old 2 story house, keg of beer, lotsa liquor, about 30 guys there. He got so shit faced that he crawled into the bathroom and puked repeatedly, and then he couldn’t move, laid with his face on edge of the toilet and would just groan when guys would walk in and take a whizz 6 inches from his face.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2024 09:20 PM (EzXHB)

or, as we called it in the Navy... Tuesday night...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2024 09:37 PM (QAkQ3)

329 Rule 21, which is posted in every clubhouse, doesn't make a distinction between betting on your team to win and betting on your team to lose. Pete Rose saw that rule every time he walked into a clubhouse.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

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That's the one I can't get past. He knew, but he bet.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 04, 2024 09:37 PM (Jdjwu)

330 Broccoli, if you listen to Her Majesty, is the ultrasuperfood. Contains every single nutrient you ever need. And that I need to eat more of it. Which I refuse to do.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 08:53 PM (BkEzK)

Steam em a little or eat em raw, salt n peppa or dips. Its like you are a huge plant eating dinosaur eating trees.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 04, 2024 09:37 PM (n7h9X)

331 Kale can only be digested by creatures with multi-compartment stomachs like cattle. Humans don't stand a chance. Ya ever notice that bugs won't even feed on Kale?

Posted by: Stamp Out Kale at October 04, 2024 09:37 PM (CV8a5)

332 David Limbaugh has a voice for silent movies.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 04, 2024 09:37 PM (1FWWQ)

333 And sanctimonious MLB just let a translator take the fall for the millions in gambling debts incurred by one of their best players, who will likely be hoisting a WS trophy, along with his MVP trophy after the season.

Because F the Dodgers too.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2024 09:38 PM (aOLxn)

334 This guy is not in the HOF

17× All-Star (1965, 1967–1971, 1973–1982, 1985)
3× World Series champion (1975, 1976, 1980)
NL MVP (1973)
World Series MVP (1975)
NL Rookie of the Year (1963)
2× Gold Glove Award (1969, 1970)
Silver Slugger Award (1981)
Roberto Clemente Award (1976)
3× NL batting champion (1968, 1969, 1973)
Cincinnati Reds No. 14 retired
Cincinnati Reds Hall of Fame
Major League Baseball All-Century Team

MLB records

4,256 career hits
3,215 career singles
3,562 career games played
14,053 career at-bats
15,890 career plate appearances

Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 04, 2024 09:38 PM (D6PGr)

335 As a show of solidarity with our Canadian friends, it should be referred to as a walleye-erel.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 04, 2024 09:38 PM (Jdjwu)

336 Rule 21, which is posted in every clubhouse, doesn't make a distinction between betting on your team to win and betting on your team to lose. Pete Rose saw that rule every time he walked into a clubhouse.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 09:34 PM (BkEzK)

The league abdicated the moral authority to enforce that rule when they got into bed with all the online sports books. The entire league profits from gambling now, as do the other pro sports leagues.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2024 09:39 PM (R4SAT)

337 Northern Pike are delicious.

Posted by: davidt at October 04, 2024 09:39 PM (i0F8b)

338 Rula Lenska>>>>Rule 34>>>>Rule 21

Posted by: Grand, High, Exalted, Mystic Ruler at October 04, 2024 09:40 PM (CV8a5)

339 >>Sadly, I disagree. What you're saying is that betting on games in which you have a duty to perform should carry no penalty if you're famous enough.

No I'm not. And neither you nor anyone else can point to any example of Rose throwing a game to win a bet.

There is an enormous industry dedicated to betting on sports. There is about to be a baseball team in Vegas to go along with the football team and hockey team already there.

Rose is one of the best to ever play the game. It wasn't a beauty sport where the "judges" play favorites, it's a game based on performance and Rose did it without steroids or any other cheating. He fucked up and paid a price. Murderers in our society get second chances. It's way past time to stop pretending he committed some unforgivable crime and put the all time hit leader in the Hall where he belongs.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2024 09:41 PM (LkLld)

340 And of course MLB is completely in bed with the gamblers these days.

Which I suspect is part of the reason MLB lifted Rose's ineligibility status some years ago.

But the pricks who run the Hall, and the asshole writers still said he wouldn't be allowed on the ballot.

I'm sure none of those stone casters ever committed a sin in their entire lives.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2024 09:41 PM (aOLxn)

341 The Walleye is the King of freshwater fish, closely followed by Southern Fried Catfish, which, done right, is sublime.

Posted by: Jim at October 04, 2024 09:35 PM (kQgoX)

I love using catfish, blackened, in fish tacos.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 09:41 PM (i24o9)

342 Walleye? Lol. Used to break my MN brother in laws balls.

"it's for people who don't like the taste of fish"

Bland. So many fish that taste better.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can fill a book with what I don't know' at October 04, 2024 09:41 PM (i8Z6c)

343
The league abdicated the moral authority to enforce that rule when they got into bed with all the online sports books.

_________

That's horrible, of course, but it's irrelevant to the matter at hand. Horse racing makes its money on betting, but you don't want the jockeys to be doing it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 09:42 PM (BkEzK)

344 The baseball hall of fame is a CIA OP.

Posted by: davidt at October 04, 2024 09:42 PM (i0F8b)

345 It's way past time to stop pretending he committed some unforgivable crime and put the all time hit leader in the Hall where he belongs.

I have to agree.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 04, 2024 09:42 PM (mH6SG)

346 Sadly, I disagree. What you're saying is that betting on games in which you have a duty to perform should carry no penalty if you're famous enough.

I think it’s like giving the Death Penalty for a drunk driven fatality.

Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 04, 2024 09:43 PM (D6PGr)

347 The Hugo Montenegro piece from GBU

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la musica e bellissima at October 04, 2024 07:56 PM (qfLjt)

You, sir, should be banned for life.

Hugo Montenegro had a Top 40 hit with a cover of the GBU theme, but he did not compose it.

Posted by: Gref at October 04, 2024 09:43 PM (aBgBM)

348 249 browndog, will we see you in Corsicana this year?
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 04, 2024 09:03 PM (EaPW0)

Hey SiD ...

Fingers crossed ... as I hate to fly, I'm consigned to driving.

I have "energy" issues. Some days are good and some ... well, not so good. So as I explained to Ben Had, it will truly be a "week of" decision.

I think I'm gonna need to suck it up, brave the TSA inquisitions, and fly next year.

Posted by: browndog drops a line at October 04, 2024 09:43 PM (TTAGa)

349 >>My personal feeling is he can go onto the hall 66 years after they let Shoeless Joe into the the hall.

Also belongs in the Hall.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2024 09:44 PM (LkLld)

350 Haddock for the win

Posted by: Archer at October 04, 2024 09:44 PM (IDphi)

351 2× Gold Glove Award (1969, 1970)

Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 04, 2024 09:38 PM (D6PGr)

Yeah, he prolly didn't deserve those.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2024 09:44 PM (aOLxn)

352 Sunfish are pretty damn tasty

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 04, 2024 09:45 PM (1FWWQ)

353 Walleye? Lol. Used to break my MN brother in laws balls.
"it's for people who don't like the taste of fish"
Bland. So many fish that taste better. Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can fill a book with what I don't know' at October 04, 2024

To each, his own. Do some people taste better than others?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 04, 2024 09:46 PM (mH6SG)

354 For all of you bigots, you must release rainbow trout, lest you be considered a gender fascist. Put your discriminatory cocks back into you trousers.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 04, 2024 09:46 PM (DyvRT)

355 Sunfish are pretty damn tasty

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 04, 2024 09:45 PM (1FWWQ)

Awesome fish fry material. Bite size filets, perfect crunchy to flesh ratio.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 09:47 PM (i24o9)

356 how bout them Tigers !

Posted by: detroit at October 04, 2024 09:47 PM (v1eJ7)

357
Online sports betting, regardless whether the leagues are partnering with it, is ruining sports. Notice that once it became popular, whining about rigged games and horrible officials increased dramatically.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 09:47 PM (BkEzK)

358 Sunfish are pretty damn tasty
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 04, 2024 09:45 PM (1FWWQ)

What's yummy is Pacific Rockfish. Easy to catch too, off shore or off a pier. Shallow water relative of red snapper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2024 09:47 PM (R4SAT)

359 So many fish

So little time

Let's talk crustations

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 04, 2024 09:47 PM (Q4IgG)

360 how bout them Tigers !

Posted by: detroit

=====

Bless you, boys

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 04, 2024 09:48 PM (Jdjwu)

361 Online sports betting, regardless whether the leagues are partnering with it, is ruining sports. Notice that once it became popular, whining about rigged games and horrible officials increased dramatically.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 09:47 PM (BkEzK)

And it vastly increased the motivation for rigging games or biasing the officiating. Talk about a perverse incentive!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2024 09:49 PM (R4SAT)

362 Sunfish are pretty damn tasty

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 04, 2024 09:45 PM (1FWWQ)

Hell, any panfish, perch, bluegill and any trout , fried catfish et al is better than walleye. The tasteless white man's dish.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can fill a book with what I don't know' at October 04, 2024 09:49 PM (i8Z6c)

363 Asian people somehow cook and eat eels. I don't think I'll ever do that, though they are easy to catch round these parts.

Posted by: Hovercraft Sales and Service at October 04, 2024 09:50 PM (CV8a5)

364 Online sports betting, regardless whether the leagues are partnering with it, is ruining sports. Notice that once it became popular, whining about rigged games and horrible officials increased dramatically.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 09:47 PM (BkEzK)

I saw video of Ohtani jogging down to second the other day, for his 50th "steal" of the year. The other team didn't even bother to throw.

I bet the gamblers made out like bandits on that one.

I bet Ohtani's friends and relatives did too. Not his translator though.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2024 09:51 PM (aOLxn)

365 Let's talk crustations

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 04, 2024 09:47 PM (Q4IgG)

Oysters on the half shel. Raw. Piss clams harvested yourself in Maine and steamed with butter.m

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can fill a book with what I don't know' at October 04, 2024 09:51 PM (i8Z6c)

366 Hell, any panfish, perch, bluegill and any trout , fried catfish et al is better than walleye. The tasteless white man's dish.

This "white man" would disagree. Cultural appropriation, I guess. Sigh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 04, 2024 09:52 PM (mH6SG)

367 Fired crab sandwich. Yum.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can fill a book with what I don't know' at October 04, 2024 09:52 PM (i8Z6c)

368 Deep-fried, breaded walleye fillets are a magnificent fare.

More beer!

I'll take it over catfish any day.

Actually I'll take both.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 04, 2024 09:53 PM (DyvRT)

369 I have "energy" issues. Some days are good and some ... well, not so good. So as I explained to Ben Had, it will truly be a "week of" decision.

I think I'm gonna need to suck it up, brave the TSA inquisitions, and fly next year.
Posted by: browndog
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Prayers up - I hope you can make it to TX, but more than that I hope you have good days.

I got an "enhanced" pat down the last time I flew. Not eager to repeat that experience, at least not from a burly TSA agent of indeterminate gender.

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 04, 2024 09:53 PM (EaPW0)

370 360 how bout them Tigers !

Posted by: detroit

=====

Bless you, boys
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 04, 2024 09:48 PM (Jdjwu)

Go Tribe !!!

Posted by: browndog drops a line at October 04, 2024 09:53 PM (TTAGa)

371 Lobstah. Maine type.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2024 09:53 PM (Wnv9h)

372 365 Let's talk crustations

Now, you're talkin'!

Posted by: Molly Malone at October 04, 2024 09:54 PM (CV8a5)

373 Fired crab sandwich. Yum.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can fill a book with what I don't know' at October 04, 2024 09:52 PM (i8Z6c)

Krabby Patty FTW!

Posted by: SpongeBob SquarePants at October 04, 2024 09:54 PM (Aqu9a)

374 That "Super Leap Dog" video needs those Six Million Dollar Man "nanananana" sound effects added.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 04, 2024 09:54 PM (VSht7)

375 Red snapper topped with grilled shrimp in a Cajun cream sauce.

Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 04, 2024 09:54 PM (D6PGr)

376
Lobster and crab: too much work for not enough result. Anything requiring a bib to eat it is suspect to me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 09:55 PM (BkEzK)

377 People from Rhode Island eat Carp. Had a friend that made Carp Cakes for me. They are bad as they sound

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 04, 2024 09:56 PM (1FWWQ)

378 "The theme from Fistful of Dollars, played with guitar and revolver."

Here is the Danish National Orchestra's rendition, using blank-firing guns at the end. The rifle does not fire. Or the mic was broken.

https://tinyurl.com/3bkmtv6u

Posted by: Gref at October 04, 2024 09:56 PM (aBgBM)

379 True story time: Gambling in MLB was rampant for much of the early part of the 20th century. The Black Sox scandal was not even the end of it.

After Landis threw the book at Joe Jackson and the others, Ty Cobb and Tris Speaker were both caught in a gambling scandal in 1928. They were allowed to quietly retire, and then when the time came, they slid right into the precious Hall of Fame.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2024 09:56 PM (aOLxn)

380 This "white man" would disagree. Cultural appropriation, I guess. Sigh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 04, 2024 09:52 PM (mH6SG)

Sorry. I guess I didn't like my arrogant Libtard BILs from MN who trashed any other fish except Walleye. In North NY State we loved pickerel, perch, bass, and panfish. All, cooked right are yum.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can fill a book with what I don't know' at October 04, 2024 09:57 PM (i8Z6c)

381
Our favorite Cajun place will run me up a Creole Platter: blackened catfish and andouille sausage served on red beans and rice and slathered with etouffee.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 09:58 PM (BkEzK)

382 People from Rhode Island eat Carp. Had a friend that made Carp Cakes for me. They are bad as they sound

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

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That is insane

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 04, 2024 09:58 PM (Jdjwu)

383 Lobstah. Maine type.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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I had some excellent lobster in Cadgwith, Cornwall. I needed a tutorial (and assistance) to crack it open though...

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 04, 2024 09:59 PM (EaPW0)

384 Carp are fun to catch but they are only good when you bury them in your garden... fertilizer for the win

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 04, 2024 09:59 PM (1FWWQ)

385 NOOD ONT

pew pew pew

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 04, 2024 09:59 PM (FnneF)

386 >>People from Rhode Island eat Carp.

Nobody I know. I do confess to eating my share of lobster and oysters.

And of course calamari, our official state appetizer. That's right, we are the only state with an official appetizer.

Take that Texas.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2024 10:01 PM (LkLld)

387 363 Asian people somehow cook and eat eels. I don't think I'll ever do that, though they are easy to catch round these parts.
Posted by: Hovercraft Sales and Service at October 04, 2024 09:50 PM (CV8a5)

Wasn't there an English king who died after eating lampreys? That has to be a step down from eels.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 04, 2024 10:01 PM (VSht7)

388 Red snapper topped with grilled shrimp in a Cajun cream sauce.

Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 04, 2024 09:54 PM (D6PGr)

Red Snapper. WOW. Yummy. So Sheepshead was a "garbage fish" . We caught them off our dock in FL and delish. Then we started to see them menus in some ice seafood restaurants.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can fill a book with what I don't know' at October 04, 2024 10:01 PM (i8Z6c)

389 66 I was trying a keto shake recipe that one of Dr Berg's videos suggested. It included Kale.

Dear Lord, I thought I was doing colonoscopy prep again.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2024 07:49 PM (PDf99)

Wow, that sounds even better than Veggie-Boy!

Posted by: Woody Boyd at October 04, 2024 10:04 PM (DTX3h)

390
Suckers used to run in the trout stream at my grandparents cabin, and would be thrown ashore in disgust by most fishermen.
Grandma would greet us 5 year olders with praise over what great fisherman we were, and proceed to smoke the tenderloins above the Y bone and make patties from the rest.

Sometimes it's the cook not the fish.

Posted by: Auspex at October 04, 2024 10:05 PM (j4U/Z)

391 Sweet 🤗

Posted by: L - cellphone at October 05, 2024 02:16 AM (NFX2v)

392 Sarah Hicks was the guest conductor at the Royal Copenhagen Symphony and an actual nice Harvard grad. The Wah-Wah lady is wearing six-shooter earrings! This is best Ennio Morricone tribute concert of all time as it sounds like the original using the original instruments like the okarina. Best concert of all time!

Posted by: Donovan Nuera at October 05, 2024 07:34 PM (LKMDZ)

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