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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (10/5/24)
"THE TELEPHONE" Digging to a depth of 1,000 meters last year, French scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1,000 years.
The French came to the conclusion that their ancestors had a telephone network centuries ago. Not to be outdone by the French, English scientists dug to a depth of 2,000 meters. Shortly thereafter headlines in the UK newspapers read: "English archaeologists have found traces of a 2,000-year-old fiber-optic cable and have concluded that their ancestors had an advanced high-tech digital communications network a thousand years earlier than the French." One week later, Israeli newspapers reported the following: "After digging as deep as 5,000 meters in a Jerusalem marketplace, they found absolutely nothing. They thus concluded that 5,000 years ago Jews were using wireless." (H/T My Buddy Ron)
Humor or truth? You be the judge.
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I don't see this happening here in Wisconsin with polka bands and open bars at wedding receptions.
A bizarre wedding tradition in China sparked a heated debate online after images of a woman, taped to a telephone pole, circulated on social media. Netizens were left horrified when a video from the Shanxi province of the Asian country captured several men tying up the bride as part of a game.
A refresher course perhaps?
Cyclist Caught In The Middle of Grizzly Chase A cyclist winds up in the middle of a chase as a grizzly goes after a herd of big horn sheep.
A man who hurled bricks at police officers during disorder in Southport was identified when he was recognised at his brother's court hearing. Jake Joseph went to Liverpool Crown Court in September to watch his younger sibling, Cory Joseph, being sentenced for his own role in the summer rioting. However, a Merseyside Police detective spotted him in the public gallery and recognised him from footage of the 30 July violence, which broke out the day after three children were stabbed in the town.But wait........There is more.
I wonder what their combined IQ is. Genius Award Winners.
Three people in Ohio are accused of faking the suicide of a registered sex offender by claiming to have seen him fall into a lake in a fiasco that tied up resources from multiple law enforcement agencies and required the use of three dive teams in the bogus search.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Astute Observations. (H/T Robert)
Notice: Posted with permission or so we think.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 05, 2024 09:51 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 05, 2024 09:51 PM (0eaVi)
Nag, nag, nag.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 09:51 PM (QXQ4l)
But the thing is, WD's ONTs are Bart Simpson ONTs.
MisHum's ONTs are Principle Skinner's ONTs.
Yeah, I should be banned. Sorry.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 05, 2024 09:54 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2024 09:54 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at October 05, 2024 09:55 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2024 09:55 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 05, 2024 09:56 PM (rpxMe)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at October 05, 2024 09:55 PM (hOUT3)
That's ok, you can have the first on the Book Thread tomorrow. I might have to miss the first half hour.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 05, 2024 09:56 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at October 05, 2024 09:56 PM (hftn9)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 05, 2024 09:51 PM (0eaVi)
It's better than seeing a grizzly bear in there.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 05, 2024 09:57 PM (FnneF)
tim anderson
@timand2037
US Colonel Lawrence Wilkerson: as a brutalised, occupied people, the Palestinians "had every right to do what they did on October 7". The right to resist is well recognised by international law.
-
Colonel Klink > Colonel Wilkerson
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 05, 2024 09:57 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at October 05, 2024 09:57 PM (hftn9)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 05, 2024 09:57 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 05, 2024 09:58 PM (PmqP5)
Drive back to Babylon DC tomorrow morning. Meh. Had a nice time here in America (Western PA). Didn't golf much, rain. Lots of rain. Good to see family and friends. Shooting guns was a neat little diversion too. Gonna have to get me a boom stick when I get back to NoVA. Nothing fancy. Just a revolver of some sort. Getting sporty in my neighborhood anyway.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 05, 2024 09:58 PM (/Djer)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 05, 2024 09:58 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 05, 2024 09:58 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: TRex at October 05, 2024 09:58 PM (IQ6Gq)
@timand2037
US Colonel Lawrence Wilkerson: as a brutalised, occupied people, the Palestinians "had every right to do what they did on October 7". The right to resist is well recognised by international law.
Fuck that guy twice
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 05, 2024 09:59 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Nag, nag, nag.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
That means we don't have to share with OrangeEnt, right? RIGHT?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2024 09:59 PM (qKSAT)
Netizens were left horrified when a video from the Shanxi province of the Asian country captured several men tying up the bride as part of a game.
Wait. I thought we were told not to criticize non-western cultural practices?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 05, 2024 09:59 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2024 09:59 PM (qKSAT)
tim anderson
@timand2037
US Colonel Lawrence Wilkerson: as a brutalised, occupied people, the Palestinians "had every right to do what they did on October 7". The right to resist is well recognised by international law.
-
Colonel Klink > Colonel Wilkerson
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 05, 2024 09:57 PM (L/fGl)
How kind of him to volunteer to be an advisor to that resistance.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 05, 2024 10:00 PM (FnneF)
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Colonel Klink > Colonel Wilkerson
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 05, 2024 09:57 PM (L/fGl)
Somehow, don't think this "Colonel" took the same oath that I, and many many others, took.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at October 05, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
There must be an endless supply of these idiots.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 05, 2024 10:00 PM (mH6SG)
@timand2037
US Colonel Lawrence Wilkerson: as a brutalised, occupied people, the Palestinians "had every right to do what they did on October 7". The right to resist is well recognised by international law.
Fuck that guy twice
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway
His services are no longer needed.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 05, 2024 10:00 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can fill a book with what I don't know' at October 05, 2024 10:00 PM (i8Z6c)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 05, 2024 09:57 PM (FnneF)
Bare or not, I don't want to see a grizzly anywhere close to me.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 05, 2024 10:01 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2024 10:01 PM (WXNFJ)
Wait. I thought we were told not to criticize non-western cultural practices?
Posted by: OrangeEnt
I thought we were just not to appropriate them for our own?
I'm so confused...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2024 10:02 PM (qKSAT)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at October 05, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Wilkerson probably took that oath where they’re naked and an idol of shaitan is shoved up their ass.
Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2024 10:02 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
I can't keep up with all the contradictory and ever changing fricken rules.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 05, 2024 10:03 PM (vJiyU)
Fuck that guy twice
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway
---
Then shoot him while fucking him, and film it, because apparently that's justified.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 05, 2024 10:03 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2024 09:59 PM (qKSAT)
I'll gladly give you my bottle of Green Rooster instead.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 05, 2024 10:03 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Eromero
While they marched around in red high heels.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2024 10:03 PM (qKSAT)
Three people in Ohio are accused of faking the suicide of a registered sex offender by claiming to have seen him fall into a lake in a fiasco that tied up resources from multiple law enforcement agencies and required the use of three dive teams in the bogus search.
They could have saved the dive teams' time. Just text the "drowned sex offender" and ask if he's free Saturday night. Include a selfie of his favorite prey.
Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2024 10:03 PM (DgGvY)
Doctor says a guy has 6 months to live.
Guy: Is there ANYTHING I can do?
Doc: My advice is to find yourself and older Jewish woman and move to Miami.
Guy: Will I live longer?
Doc: No, but I guarantee it'll be the longest 6 months of your life.
Badda Bing!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can fill a book with what I don't know' at October 05, 2024 10:04 PM (i8Z6c)
But the thing is, WD's ONTs are Bart Simpson ONTs.
MisHum's ONTs are Principle Skinner's ONTs.
Yeah, I should be banned. Sorry.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 05, 2024 09:54 PM (CHHv1)
Nothing bannable there.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 10:05 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
I had to go look for Green Rooster, as far as I can tell, I really don't need any of their products. Gummy or otherwise.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2024 10:05 PM (qKSAT)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 05, 2024 10:06 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2024 10:02 PM (LHPAg)
Oooooh!
Posted by: Pete Buttgigger at October 05, 2024 10:06 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: TRex at October 05, 2024 10:06 PM (IQ6Gq)
This seems like a good place and time for an ONT.
Now, if my Internet connection weren't pretending to run at 300baud, I might enjoy it...
Posted by: mindful webworker - acoustic coupler at October 05, 2024 10:06 PM (LFGyH)
'Back to the Island'
https://tinyurl.com/5868cyn9
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 05, 2024 10:06 PM (/xdGM)
Fuck that guy twice
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway
---
Then shoot him while fucking him, and film it, because apparently that's justified.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 05, 2024 10:03 PM (kpS4V)
I think Trump should place you two in charge of a department or two.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 10:07 PM (QXQ4l)
He says that there were 54,234 mobile devices at the Trump rally in Butler, Pennsylvania today and that 19,788 are first time Trump Rally attendees in 2024.
6,834 of the devices were also present at the July 13, 2024 rally where Trump was shot.
The astonishing figures were for Kamala:
4,117 mobile devices at the Kamala Harris Rally in Flint, Michigan yesterday. Using the previous Harris Rally overlay attendees, 3,994 devices were at 3 or more past rallies.
Assuming that his methodology is accurate, Kamala is obviously relying on a small group of paid, vetted people to attend her events.
If we had an actual news media, it would be interesting to find out if this was true or not.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 05, 2024 10:07 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 05, 2024 09:54 PM (CHHv1)
Nothing bannable there.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 10:05 PM (QXQ4l)
So you're saying BeckChas isn't trying hard enough?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at October 05, 2024 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
US Colonel Lawrence Wilkerson: as a brutalised, occupied people, the Palestinians "had every right to do what they did on October 7". The right to resist is well recognized by international law.
CIC: Mr. Secretary of the Army, have LT Lawrence Wilkerson report to fork Polk within two hours. No, I will not accept his resignation - he will stack, unstack and then restack pallets down there until I get tired.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2024 10:07 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2024 10:07 PM (qKSAT)
Nice ONT, Mis Hum! Thank you.
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 05, 2024 10:08 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2024 10:05 PM (qKSAT)
It's probably a dead brand now, this was a beer in the 80s from Europe.
Posted by: Pete Buttgigger at October 05, 2024 10:08 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: TRex at October 05, 2024 10:06 PM (IQ6Gq)
I don't think it is a shameless plug.
But then again you didn't write 3500 words about someone nobody cares about
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 10:08 PM (QXQ4l)
--
As a former member of the E-4 mafia: fuck you, sir. You are disgrace to the uniform. Sir.
I am fucking sick and fucking tired of the brass pissing on the armed forces.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 05, 2024 10:08 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 05, 2024 09:54 PM (CHHv1)
Nothing bannable there.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 10:05 PM (QXQ4l)
So you're saying BeckChas isn't trying hard enough?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at October 05, 2024 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
That could be.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 10:09 PM (QXQ4l)
A stupid, messy day at a dog show. It was a lot of greaseball stuff that would take too long to explain but Her Majesty and I are resigning from a club we helped to found and get approved by the AKC.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2024 10:10 PM (BkEzK)
Odd, I had you figured more as an Orange Crush kind'a Moron. Orange Nehi if you're in *those* parts of the country, might fit, too.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 05, 2024 10:10 PM (kQgoX)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 05, 2024 10:10 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2024 10:11 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 05, 2024 10:11 PM (FnneF)
A stupid, messy day at a dog show. It was a lot of greaseball stuff that would take too long to explain but Her Majesty and I are resigning from a club we helped to found and get approved by the AKC.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2024 10:10 PM (BkEzK)
Sorry to hear that Hadrian.
Politics and subjective judging issues?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 10:11 PM (QXQ4l)
Fun fact - Swingline didn't sell red staplers. However, since it was a key part of several scenes in Office Space, the props department slapped a coat of red paint on the stapler to make it stand out.
After the movie was released, there was enough demand that Swingline started selling red staplers.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 05, 2024 10:11 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 05, 2024 10:12 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 05, 2024 10:12 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I don't believe you can prove your statement MisHum...
Now if you had added "that we know of", I'd have to agree.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2024 10:12 PM (qKSAT)
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Bleh. I hate Orange Crush. Now switching to Dr. Pepper because of what Coke did.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 05, 2024 10:12 PM (0eaVi)
It's like beating my head against a dead horse.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can fill a book with what I don't know'
_______
The one you're trying to roll uphill?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2024 10:12 PM (BkEzK)
tim anderson
@timand2037
US Colonel Lawrence Wilkerson: as a brutalised, occupied people, the Palestinians "had every right to do what they did on October 7". The right to resist is well recognised by international law.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Some balls are made for kicking.
I was going to complain about the -ised spellings, but Tim is an Aussie, so I'll let it go. I don't want the curse of Minx to get me.
Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2024 10:13 PM (DgGvY)
Who dis?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 05, 2024 10:13 PM (/Djer)
Posted by: War Eagle at October 05, 2024 10:13 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I don't believe you can prove your statement MisHum...
Now if you had added "that we know of", I'd have to agree.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2024 10:12 PM (qKSAT)
I believe you are right there AZ
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 10:14 PM (QXQ4l)
Reference: 33
As a former member of the E-4 mafia: fuck you, sir. You are disgrace to the uniform. Sir.
I am fucking sick and fucking tired of the brass pissing on the armed forces.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 05, 2024 10:08 PM (Ad8y9)
The best boss I ever had was a retired Naval Aviator who had watched the selection process up close.
His cogent analysis was "The bureaucracy will ensure that there will never be another Patton!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at October 05, 2024 10:14 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 05, 2024 10:15 PM (Ad8y9)
Good evening, all. I'm catching up to Trump's speech in Butler today. Humblest he's ever been. He sounds good.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 05, 2024 10:16 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 05, 2024 10:16 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Elon was fired up.
Dark MAGA indeed.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2024 10:17 PM (qKSAT)
lol - picture of Woody Allen as a Rabbi!
Posted by: Tom Servolol - picture of Woody Allen as a Rabbi!
Posted by: Tom Servo
==================
Probly from Annie Hall.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 05, 2024 10:17 PM (lCaJd)
Being single, I can't judge. I can tell a shorter version, though:
"Why do husbands die before their wives?"
.....
"Because they want to."
Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2024 10:18 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 05, 2024 10:16 PM (TSQkU)
Unorthodox? Sounds like current orthodoxy of gov't employees to me.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 05, 2024 10:18 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 05, 2024 10:18 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2024 10:18 PM (WXNFJ)
'Back to the Island'
https://tinyurl.com/5868cyn9
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 05, 2024 10:06 PM (/xdGM)
Damnit, Gumby, how did that tune not make the Yaght list? Listening to Leon sing that in NOLA with my ex girlfriend was well it was good times.
Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2024 10:18 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2024 10:19 PM (JkO4W)
Politics and subjective judging issues?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
__________
They suspended for the weekend a professional handler. That cost her thousands of dollars in lost fees. We were the proximate reason for the charges that were brought. Lots of broken dishes here.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2024 10:19 PM (BkEzK)
Posted by: Early Bird Special Ed at October 05, 2024 10:19 PM (CV8a5)
Elon was fired up.
Dark MAGA indeed.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
==================
Now THAT I'll have to listen to, because Elon is the mumbliest, most autistic and monotoned public figure on the planet.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 05, 2024 10:19 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: War Eagle at October 05, 2024 10:13 PM
Every 40 years whether they need to or not.
Posted by: War Damn Eagle at October 05, 2024 10:19 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2024 10:20 PM (JkO4W)
1. In a rather bizarre incident, a high-tech Russian Su-57 fighter was observed shooting down the latest Russian high-tech S-70 jet powered drone. It looks like they lost control of the drone and destroyed it rather than risk having it captured intact.
2. On the ground, the Russians continue to shove the Ukrainians back at multiple locations. The Ukrainian cross-border attacks in the northeast are slowly being hammered back.
3. Zelensky visited the northeast city of Sumy for a photo op, thereby sealing its fate, as every time he visits a frontline city it falls soon after.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 05, 2024 10:20 PM (ACPxx)
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 05, 2024 10:16 PM (TSQkU)
It needed a layman's description.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 10:20 PM (QXQ4l)
The joke is both antisemitic and misogynistic. Bravo!
Mrs. F. was not amused.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2024 10:20 PM (zG664)
Posted by: Blackstone blackstonerocks.com at October 05, 2024 10:21 PM (9byfS)
Sorry to see your club get to be this way.
Our youngest wanted to show dogs.
So we did, I was glad after 2 years when the itch was no longer there for her.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 10:22 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 05, 2024 10:22 PM (dg+HA)
English subtitles, with video of the fall of the USSR.
https://tinyurl.com/yvzh4ck4
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 05, 2024 10:22 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 05, 2024 10:12 PM (Ad8y9)
That's kind of like owning the tallest building in Minot, ND, isn't it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2024 10:22 PM (JkO4W)
However, I agree completely!
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 05, 2024 10:22 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 05, 2024 10:23 PM (/Djer)
The joke is both antisemitic and misogynistic. Bravo!
Mrs. F. was not amused.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2024 10:20 PM (zG664)
Wonderful, I'm glad I could make someone not amused.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 05, 2024 10:23 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: LRob in OK
What if I told you..... it wasn't unorthodox?
Posted by: Morpheus, hacking into the Pentagon at October 05, 2024 10:24 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: pookysgirl, listening to Itzak Perlman with Lil Pooky at October 05, 2024 10:24 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 05, 2024 10:16 PM (TSQkU)
George HW Bush affirmative action hire.
Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2024 10:24 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2024 10:24 PM (JkO4W)
72 You can roll a pig uphill, but you can't make it wear lipstick after the barn door is caught between a rock and a hardon.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 05, 2024 10:15 PM (Ad8y9)
Thank you for the these words wisdom
as interpreted by NSA anti hate speech division 'Fat lesbian bishes along with soy boi turd tards need their heads slammed in barn doors to experience a come to Jesus moment'
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 05, 2024 10:24 PM (/xdGM)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 05, 2024 10:25 PM (/Djer)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2024 10:24 PM (JkO4W)
That was a sowwy joke.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 05, 2024 10:25 PM (0eaVi)
🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯
Posted by: mindful webworker - makin' me look good at October 05, 2024 10:26 PM (LFGyH)
Trumpy, my neighbours and friends cat from across the street is purring comfortably on the foot of my bed for the fifth straight night. I'll be taking care of him and his sister in the New Year so everyone is fine with this. Trumpy and I are developing our routines.
I'm feeding the cats this weekend. And it's Saturday so they got tuna fish. That went over very well as always.
Time for a horror movie. Everyone have a happy weekend!
Posted by: Stateless at October 05, 2024 10:26 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2024 10:26 PM (JkO4W)
@timand2037
US Colonel Lawrence Wilkerson: as a brutalised, occupied people, the Palestinians "had every right to do what they did on October 7". The right to resist is well recognised by international law.
Well, if he's okay with women being raped and mutilated, the army should probably keep a close eye on him.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 05, 2024 10:26 PM (0Htd1)
Sorry to see your club get to be this way.
__________
The handler was showing Diana for us. We paid her for the remaining two days of the weekend all the same.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2024 10:26 PM (BkEzK)
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 05, 2024 10:27 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: Cicero
If the shoe fits, wait for the other one to drop.
Posted by: zombie Yogi Berra, probably at October 05, 2024 10:27 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2024 10:24 PM (JkO4W)
Dear Lord... From Me Mum who hailed from Hull on the Channel
proper quote. " You can't make a silk purse from a sows ear"
Bless
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 05, 2024 10:27 PM (/xdGM)
US Colonel Lawrence Wilkerson: as a brutalised, occupied people, the Palestinians "had every right to do what they did on October 7". The right to resist is well recognised by international law.
Well, if he's okay with women being raped and mutilated, the army should probably keep a close eye on him.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 05, 2024 10:26 PM (0Htd1)
Say, does he have a daughter?
Posted by: Mahmoud al-Goatfucker at October 05, 2024 10:27 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: PabloD at October 05, 2024 10:28 PM (NGHh4)
He colonel, as the G-2, sit your ass down and shut the fu*k up. You clearly do not understand what is going on here.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2024 10:28 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2024 10:20 PM (zG664)
I get the misogyny (although I disagree), but how is it antisemitic?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 05, 2024 10:28 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2024 10:11 PM (S6gqv)
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Woody Allen definitely hates the joos, but that is ok, we don't want him either.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2024 10:28 PM (zG664)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2024 10:29 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 05, 2024 10:29 PM (/xdGM)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 05, 2024 10:30 PM (/xdGM)
-abduhl
Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2024 10:31 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Diogenes
I would like to believe this, but I thought you were selected by senior officers to make it to that rank!
Hard to believe they didn't know what they were doing here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at October 05, 2024 10:31 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 05, 2024 10:28 PM (d9fT1)
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It's not really, it's antisemitic like you and I are antisemitic. Should have put a sarc tag I guess.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2024 10:31 PM (zG664)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 05, 2024 10:32 PM (/xdGM)
A year of house renovations and I move from Disney and Nick kid's shows to horror and slasher flicks. That seems about right...
Posted by: Stateless at October 05, 2024 10:32 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2024 10:32 PM (cAJJI)
Posted by: Cicero
Call a plumber?
Posted by: Puddleglum
Might want to tell S.Abrams to get out of the pool first.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2024 10:32 PM (qKSAT)
Posted by: PabloD at October 05, 2024 10:32 PM (NGHh4)
Posted by: Cicero
Why not? Every sow's ear has a silver lining.
Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2024 10:32 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2024 10:28 PM (W/lyH)
He approves of behavior that is expressly illegal according to the United States Armed Forces.
Shouldn't he be court martialed?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 05, 2024 10:33 PM (d9fT1)
-abduhl
Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2024 10:31 PM (LHPAg)
And all three of my brothers will swear to that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at October 05, 2024 10:33 PM (hOUT3)
I would like to believe this, but I thought you were selected by senior officers to make it to that rank!
Hard to believe they didn't know what they were doing here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at October 05, 2024 10:31 PM (hOUT3)
See colon Powell reference above, sir.
Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2024 10:33 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: scampydog at October 05, 2024 10:33 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2024 10:19 PM (BkEzK)
Ouch. This makes me sad, as I do like hearing your show dog stories. (JT The Wonder Dog is a purebred Golden Retriever that wins all the hearts he comes close to.)
Posted by: pookysgirl, listening to Itzak Perlman with Lil Pooky at October 05, 2024 10:34 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2024 10:34 PM (DgGvY)
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Colonel Klink > Colonel Wilkerson
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 05, 2024 09:57 PM (L/fGl)
Unsurprisingly, he looks somewhat like Tim Walz, a chrome-domed sack of shit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2024 10:34 PM (cAJJI)
now ask yourself: how many of those "60% of voters" that favor Trump's exact immigration plan are voting for Kamala?
exactly.
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 05, 2024 10:34 PM (wGun1)
@timand2037
US Colonel Lawrence Wilkerson: as a brutalised, occupied people, the Palestinians "had every right to do what they did on October 7". The right to resist is well recognised by international law
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Was he wearing his dog mask when he said that?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 05, 2024 10:35 PM (t1fZA)
Our military officer corps needs to be flushed like a toiler.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 05, 2024 10:36 PM (t1fZA)
Shouldn't he be court martialed?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Unfortunately CIC feels the same way.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2024 10:36 PM (qKSAT)
Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2024 10:37 PM (LHPAg)
Both. A good woman can make your life Heaven; a bad woman can make it Hell.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 05, 2024 10:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2024 10:38 PM (zG664)
I think my favorite mixed metaphor is "not the sharpest bunny in the box."
Posted by: pookysgirl
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Mine is "rocket surgery." This ain't rocket surgery! I'm looking for an excuse to use that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 05, 2024 10:38 PM (lCaJd)
exactly.
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 05, 2024 10:34 PM (wGun1)
105% of them.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 05, 2024 10:39 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 05, 2024 10:39 PM (TSQkU)
Somehow my money went to Gaza.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 05, 2024 10:39 PM (+JNKR)
Posted by: PabloD at October 05, 2024 10:39 PM (NGHh4)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 05, 2024 10:26 PM (0Htd1)
Say, does he have a daughter?
Posted by: Mahmoud al-Goatfucker at October 05, 2024 10:27 PM (JkO4W
I'm not a huge fan of rape and revenge movies, I've only seen "I Spit on Your Grave' but I guess in honor of the colonel, today's movie is selected.
Maybe an asian horror flick after this. Trumpy doesn't leave until about 3 or 4 am...
Posted by: Stateless at October 05, 2024 10:39 PM (jvJvP)
Hard to believe they didn't know what they were doing here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at October 05, 2024 10:31 PM (hOUT3)
See colon Powell reference above, sir.
Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2024 10:33 PM (LHPAg)
Promotion Boards are generally pretty good but each year a couple slip through who should not. Several reasons for this...a couple efficiency reports signed by someone like Powell, a boss who was on the Board, or a DEI requirement. And in the last 15 years or so, Board selection rates have been pretty high, letting more advance who probably shouldn't.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2024 10:41 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 05, 2024 10:13 PM (/Djer)
Born in 1945, so 79 years old. A "re, re". Re-tired, and re-tarded. Was an aide to Colon Powell.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2024 10:41 PM (cAJJI)
My wife warned me not to shove a piece of cake into her face at our wedding reception; I knew better than to cross her.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 05, 2024 10:42 PM (ynpvh)
Thanks MisHum, both of us note that this 'Studio Concert' quality is excellent additionally the audience is quiet until each piece is complete.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2024 10:43 PM (qKSAT)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 05, 2024 10:43 PM (QSrLX)
Posted by: Piper at October 05, 2024 10:43 PM (pZEOD)
Man Leaves Bad Review On Airbnb, “Superhost” Sends His Wife Security Camera Pic Of Him Cheating
So funny.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 05, 2024 10:44 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 05, 2024 10:44 PM (/xdGM)
A bizarre wedding tradition in China sparked a heated debate online after images of a woman, taped to a telephone pole, circulated on social media.
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Now I'm curious to know how old a Chinese tradition can be when it requires telephone poles.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2024 10:44 PM (kbyy+)
Man Leaves Bad Review On Airbnb, “Superhost” Sends His Wife Security Camera Pic Of Him Cheating
So funny.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 05, 2024 10:44 PM (ynpvh)
Of course the cheating asshole sued the Airbnb folks complaining that "The plaintiff’s marriage has suffered as a result"... AS if the cheating wasn't and indication of the quality of the marriage...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 05, 2024 10:46 PM (ynpvh)
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I wonder if they are also sex offenders
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 05, 2024 10:46 PM (SwT/r)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 05, 2024 10:46 PM (/xdGM)
Posted by: Cicero
See the Saturday Night Joke.
Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2024 10:46 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 05, 2024 10:30 PM (/xdGM)
I bet that is what he really said.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2024 10:46 PM (W/lyH)
A bizarre wedding tradition in China sparked a heated debate online after images of a woman, taped to a telephone pole, circulated on social media.
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Now I'm curious to know how old a Chinese tradition can be when it requires telephone poles.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2024 10:44 PM (kbyy+)
Good thing it isn't a tradition in Poland...tying brides to Poles...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 05, 2024 10:47 PM (ynpvh)
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I wonder if they are also sex offenders
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 05, 2024 10:46 PM (SwT/r)
He had dirt on Hillary...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 05, 2024 10:47 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cicero
Telegraph polls have been around for a while now. I suspect they could have used trees initially if it real is an old tradition.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2024 10:47 PM (qKSAT)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2024 10:48 PM (zG664)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at October 05, 2024 10:50 PM (Vvh2V)
Should have just suicided him and kept their mouths shut,
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 05, 2024 10:50 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 05, 2024 10:42 PM (ynpvh)
Pooky found the biggest chunk of frosting and carefully gave it to me. He knew how to keep me happy. Everyone said the shoe game was funnier, as apparently watching my inner turmoil was hilarious. ("Who is more likely to do a midnight ice cream run?" had an easy answer, though.)
Posted by: pookysgirl, listening to Itzak Perlman with Lil Pooky at October 05, 2024 10:50 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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That is cool.
Posted by: scampydog at October 05, 2024 10:51 PM (41CYW)
US Colonel Lawrence Wilkerson: as a brutalised, occupied people, the Palestinians "had every right to do what they did on October 7". The right to resist is well recognised by international law
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Was he wearing his dog mask when he said that?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
Nope, his kefiyyah.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 05, 2024 10:52 PM (VNX3d)
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Is it really that bizarre?
Like you Morons never kidnapped a fetching lass...
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 05, 2024 10:52 PM (q6ssf)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Very cool, and getting a message from 10/6 while it is still 10/5 is cool too.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2024 10:52 PM (qKSAT)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2024 10:48 PM (zG664)
Is "Whales in Bondage" a pr0nhub category?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2024 10:53 PM (cAJJI)
Like you Morons never kidnapped a fetching lass...
Posted by: vmom stabby
What stays in....
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2024 10:56 PM (qKSAT)
Posted by: vmom stabby
Why ya gotta use such deliberate terms? More like, convinced to accompany me "somewhere".
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 05, 2024 10:57 PM (TSQkU)
Like you Morons never kidnapped a fetching lass...
Posted by: vmom stabby
What stays in....
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2024 10:56 PM (qKSAT)
Well, fetching isn't exactly kidnapping. Sorta like just getting one.
Or two!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2024 10:58 PM (W/lyH)
I wonder if they are also sex offenders
Posted by: vmom
According to the article, it was a female and a male, faking the death of the third: the male sex offender who made pr0n of a 13-year-old.
By their mug shots, all three know their way around a meth lab, at least.
The icing on de résistance would be if they were the 13-year-old's parents.
Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2024 10:58 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Rule 34. It must be.
Probably not the kind of whales with flippers and blowholes, though.
Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2024 10:59 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at October 05, 2024 10:59 PM (1t11C)
The bear was just treating him the the other vegetarians he was with...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 05, 2024 10:59 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 05, 2024 11:00 PM (ynpvh)
@CollinRugg
NEW: Kevin McCarthy says Hurricane Helene could lose Trump the 2024 election, asks why no one is doing anything to protect western NC votes.
Ingraham: “Those 40k votes, there has to be court action to ensure that those people… get their votes counted.”
McCarthy: “20,000 votes determine who won with Wisconsin. And if President Trump doesn't win North Carolina, he can't win the presidency.”
“So why aren't we ensuring that these votes are counted? Are the ballots still there? Do they make sure they're able to mail them in?”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 05, 2024 11:00 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2024 10:53 PM (cAJJI)
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Manly Beach is tomorrow's hike.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2024 11:02 PM (zG664)
Posted by: tankdemon at October 05, 2024 11:04 PM (993Hm)
“So why aren't we ensuring that these votes are counted? Are the ballots still there? Do they make sure they're able to mail them in?”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 05, 2024 11:00 PM (TGPs7)
Since when is Kevin McCarthy so solicitous of votes for Trump? Something fishy going on.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2024 11:05 PM (cAJJI)
Posted by: tankdemon
Did CBD abscond with it?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2024 11:05 PM (qKSAT)
First 2 minutes. Father to his now 17 year old daughter.
"You're going out. No bra. I can see your nipples."
Posted by: Stateless at October 05, 2024 11:05 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2024 11:02 PM (zG664)
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Sounds dreamy. Are you bringing lube?
Posted by: Mayor Pete at October 05, 2024 11:05 PM (kbyy+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Beluga Blowholes from Baltimore!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2024 11:07 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: tankdemon at October 05, 2024 11:07 PM (993Hm)
- Hung Cao Bonafide BMF!!
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 05, 2024 11:08 PM (/xdGM)
I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
@ImMeme0
HOLY SH*T!
Former Coast Guard member who traveled to North Carolina with her K9s for body recovery efforts was advised to avoid FEMA, as agents were reportedly confiscating supplies from private citizens. Additionally, members of the volunteer group she worked with discovered that FEMA was diverting supplies meant for North Carolinians to migrant shelters.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 05, 2024 11:09 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2024 11:02 PM (zG664)
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Sounds dreamy. Are you bringing lube?
Posted by: Mayor Pete
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Save that for the Great Barrier Beef.
Posted by: scampydog at October 05, 2024 11:09 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2024 11:02 PM (zG664)
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Sounds dreamy. Are you bringing lube?
Posted by: Mayor Pete at October 05, 2024 11:05 PM (kbyy+)
Are you the guy that sings Extremes' "Hole Hearted" to the lyrics of:
"There's a hole in my ass that can only be filled by you"?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 05, 2024 11:09 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2024 11:02 PM (zG664)
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Sounds dreamy. Are you bringing lube?
Posted by: Mayor Pete
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Save that for the Great Barrier Beef.
Posted by: scampydog at October 05, 2024 11:09 PM (41CYW)
Barry, Er, Reef?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 05, 2024 11:10 PM (ynpvh)
I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
@ImMeme0
HOLY SH*T!
Former Coast Guard member who traveled to North Carolina with her K9s for body recovery efforts was advised to avoid FEMA, as agents were reportedly confiscating supplies from private citizens. Additionally, members of the volunteer group she worked with discovered that FEMA was diverting supplies meant for North Carolinians to migrant shelters.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 05, 2024 11:09 PM (TGPs7)
For every person that dies due to this, another death penalty count should be added to the f**kheads in FEMA involved in this...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 05, 2024 11:12 PM (ynpvh)
Now we are funding Iran and Israel. But there is no geopolitical point to it. We fund Iran because our elites want Iran to win and they get kick backs. We fund Israel because the population wants us to and yes the pols get kick backs as well. But unlike the Iran-Iraq war each domestic political faction wants one side to win or the other.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 05, 2024 11:13 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Kings Cross District at October 05, 2024 11:13 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 05, 2024 11:15 PM (+JNKR)
Posted by: Braenyard
Send him to the land down under on a salt water alligator hunt.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2024 11:16 PM (qKSAT)
I truly, truly hope one day the left learns to regret moving away from objective standards to the "whoever we feel is right can literally do anything because they are the good guys" standard.
Because guess what? There are other groups that see themselves as brutalized occupied people and luckily for the left have not taken upon themselves...yet...to "resist" in the way the Palis have.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 05, 2024 11:16 PM (oZhjI)
192 Is "Whales in Bondage" a pr0nhub category?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Starting the cast of “The View”.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2024 11:18 PM (S6gqv)
192 Is "Whales in Bondage" a pr0nhub category?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Starting the cast of “The View”.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2024 11:18 PM (S6gqv)
So fat that no naughty bits show when nekkid?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 05, 2024 11:19 PM (ynpvh)
A stupid, messy day at a dog show. It was a lot of greaseball stuff that would take too long to explain but Her Majesty and I are resigning from a club we helped to found and get approved by the AKC.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2024 10:10 PM (BkEzK)
Sorry to hear that.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 05, 2024 11:19 PM (993Hm)
Like you Morons never kidnapped a fetching lass...
Posted by: vmom
And tied her to a tree. . . .
What?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2024 11:19 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2024 11:20 PM (63Dwl)
Killer Black Mamba Viet citizen Navy Captain who
dove to retrieve the body of JFK Jr. Hung Cao Senate Candidate.
https://tinyurl.com/2jcwn45u
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 05, 2024 11:21 PM (/xdGM)
Posted by: PabloD at October 05, 2024 11:21 PM (NGHh4)
192 Is "Whales in Bondage" a pr0nhub category?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Starting the cast of “The View”.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2024 11:18 PM (S6gqv)
All of us could probably go a lifetime without imagining Whoopi and Joy, side by side, hogtied on the bed, stomachs down, begging to receive our excited members....
A lifetime....
Posted by: Stateless at October 05, 2024 11:22 PM (jvJvP)
All of us could probably go a lifetime without imagining Whoopi and Joy, side by side, hogtied on the bed, stomachs down, begging to receive our excited members....
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That picture is oddly...specific.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2024 11:23 PM (kbyy+)
Killer Black Mamba Viet citizen Navy Captain who
dove to retrieve the body of JFK Jr. Hung Cao Senate Candidate.
In a serious country Cao would have won his house race and be running a lay up Senate election.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 05, 2024 11:23 PM (oZhjI)
Got to hand 'er to ya, thug, that's about as semi-literate as it gets.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at October 05, 2024 11:23 PM (zdLoL)
That picture is oddly...specific.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2024 11:23 PM
I like to paint a picture...
Posted by: Stateless at October 05, 2024 11:26 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2024 11:26 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2024 11:26 PM (LHPAg)
wouldn't a Hung Cao be a bull?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2024 11:27 PM (cAJJI)
I am fucking sick and fucking tired of the brass pissing on the armed forces.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 05, 2024 10:08 PM (Ad8y9)
Everything above Major is political.
8 years of promotions with The One© got us here.
I've listened to buddies that stayed in bitch about it and retire at 23 or 26 years or some weird number.
Had one friend do 16. Couldn't take another 4 for a monthly check.
Posted by: Reforger at October 05, 2024 11:29 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2024 11:26 PM (LHPAg)
wouldn't a Hung Cao be a bull?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2024 11:27 PM (cAJJI)
A Hung Cao can be anything they want, my friend.
Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2024 11:29 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 05, 2024 11:23 PM (oZhjI)
Trump endorsed/coat tails Turtle Hunter
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 05, 2024 11:30 PM (/xdGM)
That guy is amazing.
I'm a dog person. This is the fifth night with Trumpy here. Very at home. Waiting for him to sleep so I can watch my movie. Sweetest cat.
No longer bats an eye when I open a beer...
Posted by: Stateless at October 05, 2024 11:31 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: David French at October 05, 2024 11:36 PM (oZhjI)
I open up a partially written story from years ago, some 40,000 words, tonight and I still enjoyed large parts of it.
Should I give it another writing go?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2024 11:38 PM (TInZT)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 05, 2024 10:52 PM (q6ssf)
Can you prove that in a court of law?
Posted by: tankdemon at October 05, 2024 11:38 PM (993Hm)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 05, 2024 11:39 PM (QGaXH)
Our propaganda budget must make the north koreans envious.
Posted by: Rbastid at October 05, 2024 11:39 PM (PtoVz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2024 10:53 PM (cAJJI)
Is Stacy Abrams doing S&M porn now?
Posted by: tankdemon at October 05, 2024 11:39 PM (993Hm)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 05, 2024 11:40 PM (QGaXH)
I open up a partially written story from years ago, some 40,000 words, tonight and I still enjoyed large parts of it.
Should I give it another writing go?
Posted by: Anna Puma
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I'd say yes. That's a strategy I use - put it away for 6 months or so and give it a second look.
Posted by: Kings Cross District at October 05, 2024 11:42 PM (41CYW)
Odd, I had you figured more as an Orange Crush kind'a Moron. Orange Nehi if you're in *those* parts of the country, might fit, too.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 05, 2024 10:10 PM (kQgoX)
Where I grew up it was Orange pop, no matter the brand. All carbonated non-alcoholic beverages were generically called pop. I went back to my hometown in June for the first time in decades. They still call carbonated drinks pop. I was overjoyed!
Posted by: Gref at October 05, 2024 11:43 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 05, 2024 11:45 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 05, 2024 10:52 PM (q6ssf)
Can you prove that in a court of law?
Posted by: tankdemon
Law? What is this "law" you refer to? - the feral government
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 05, 2024 11:45 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2024 11:50 PM (cAJJI)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 05, 2024 11:51 PM (/xdGM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2024 11:58 PM (cAJJI)
Posted by: scampydog at October 06, 2024 12:00 AM (41CYW)
OnlyFans model Adriana Vieira (AKA) some wamnna be famous chick was found floating dead in a Miami, Florida, harbor after attending a rapper’s yacht party last month.
https://tinyurl.com/5n8mhawx
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 06, 2024 12:01 AM (/xdGM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2024 12:02 AM (cAJJI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2024 11:58 PM (cAJJI)
Sure Chalie Jones Public Adjuster
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 06, 2024 12:02 AM (/xdGM)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 06, 2024 12:03 AM (E8ytb)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 05, 2024 10:52 PM (q6ssf)
I'm a kissnap man myself... just sayin
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 06, 2024 12:04 AM (/xdGM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2024 12:02 AM (cAJJI)
So...a light day today?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 06, 2024 12:07 AM (QGaXH)
Whoever wrote that wasn't the brightest bulb in the drawer.
Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2024 09:54 PM (DgGvY)
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Yes but is a bear Catholic?
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Posted by: Ciampino - DDT kills fleas deaderest at October 06, 2024 12:07 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 06, 2024 12:11 AM (E8ytb)
Posted by: Emmie at October 06, 2024 12:13 AM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 06, 2024 12:14 AM (pIfcn)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 06, 2024 12:07 AM (QGaXH)
Yeah. You could say that. But I had to put one of the Onan gensets into the barn to get it out of the weather. Move golf cart out of barn. Drove it out; that was easy. Fire up #1 Dixon mower - it needed a boost. Got it out. Fire up #2 Dixon mower - it needed a boost. Got it out. Clear out rotten floor boards from middle of barn, pile by burn barrel. Fire up tractor - it needed a boost. Slide genset into loader bucket, tote to barn, try off-loading it. Shut down tractor, leave in gear so it won't roll. Damn! Bucket on ground, genset not where I want it. Tractor needs boost to restart. Finally get genset perched on old steel truck rim, to keep it off the dirt. Park tractor by shop, put on battery charger. Boost both mowers, drive in barn, remove batteries for winter storage. Drive golf cart into barn.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2024 12:15 AM (cAJJI)
Posted by: Emmie at October 06, 2024 12:17 AM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: Emmie at October 06, 2024 12:17 AM (Sf2cq)
"What use is Facebook?" Tom Swift asked metaphorically.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2024 12:18 AM (cAJJI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
"What is 'Redneck Tetris'?"
"The Moron Life for $400."
Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2024 12:18 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 06, 2024 12:21 AM (E8ytb)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 06, 2024 12:07 AM (QGaXH)
Yeah. You could say that. But I had to put one of the Onan gensets into the barn to get it out of the weather. Move golf cart out of barn. Drove it out; that was easy. Fire up #1 Dixon mower - it needed a boost. Got it out. Fire up #2 Dixon mower - it needed a boost. Got it out. Clear out rotten floor boards from middle of barn, pile by burn barrel. Fire up tractor - it needed a boost. Slide genset into loader bucket, tote to barn, try off-loading it. Shut down tractor, leave in gear so it won't roll. Damn! Bucket on ground, genset not where I want it. Tractor needs boost to restart. Finally get genset perched on old steel truck rim, to keep it off the dirt. Park tractor by shop, put on battery charger. Boost both mowers, drive in barn, remove batteries for winter storage. Drive golf cart into barn.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2024 12:15 AM (cAJJI)
I put a new battery in one of the remotes today....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 06, 2024 12:22 AM (QGaXH)
"The Moron Life for $400."
Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2024 12:18 AM (DgGvY)
Heh! I like the "tetris" notion. It's hard to keep good, fully-charged batteries in infrequently-used equipment. And new batteries are very expensive now.
The tractor has a bad generator, and I want to change it, but it's not a priority. It's Diesel, and once it is running, it needs no electric to keep running. I should pull out the old Lucas generator, and fit it with a one-wire alternator, but my round tuit supply is dwindling.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2024 12:23 AM (cAJJI)
Winner of the crossing-the-memes award for the year?
https://bit.ly/crossed-memes
Posted by: mindful webworker - they're feeding the cats; they're feeding the dogs at October 06, 2024 12:23 AM (LFGyH)
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 06, 2024 12:25 AM (MGB5H)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 06, 2024 12:25 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: JQ at October 06, 2024 12:26 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 06, 2024 12:07 AM (QGaXH)
Yeah. You could say that. But I had to put one of the Onan gensets into the barn to get it out of the weather. Move golf cart out of barn. Drove it out; that was easy. Fire up #1 Dixon mower - it needed a boost. Got it out. Fire up #2 Dixon mower - it needed a boost. Got it out. Clear out rotten floor boards from middle of barn, pile by burn barrel. Fire up tractor - it needed a boost. Slide genset into loader bucket, tote to barn, try off-loading it. Shut down tractor, leave in gear so it won't roll. Damn! Bucket on ground, genset not where I want it. Tractor needs boost to restart. Finally get genset perched on old steel truck rim, to keep it off the dirt. Park tractor by shop, put on battery charger. Boost both mowers, drive in barn, remove batteries for winter storage. Drive golf cart into barn.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2024 12:15 AM (cAJJI)
I also thought about stuff....even wrote some of it down...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 06, 2024 12:26 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 06, 2024 12:25 AM (IG4Id)
Amazon Prime keeps spamming me for all their free movies, and music, and podcasts. Fuck that noise. All I want Prime for is the free shipping.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2024 12:27 AM (cAJJI)
I found a video for him, and his griped-about feline:
5 Signs Your CAT DOESN'T LOVE You
https://youtu.be/gohhgRpjF-Y
Posted by: mindful webworker - of the people that live there at October 06, 2024 12:27 AM (LFGyH)
Hurricane Helene Survivor - "They marked over 100 possible bodies in a six mile stretch of river"
https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=ag-hb45J6MQ
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 06, 2024 12:29 AM (FnneF)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2024 12:30 AM (cAJJI)
A first responder that was in lake lurne said they ran out of body bags at 500.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 06, 2024 12:32 AM (MGB5H)
The only thing missing is a good copper still, to harken back to NASCAR origins. Producing a fine, clear spirit intended to be adulterated and blended into an indeterminate amber admixture more widely known as "Canadian Whisky".
Fermented poutine ain't no fittin way to make a likker there out of any self respectin' still.
I've tasted Canadian Blended Whisky. "Polite". That's how I'd put it. It's like a Bourbon for women who are afraid of Bourbon.
*sips Bourbon, neat* .... aaaahhhhh....
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 06, 2024 12:33 AM (kQgoX)
I found a video for him, and his griped-about feline:
5 Signs Your CAT DOESN'T LOVE You
https://youtu.be/gohhgRpjF-Y
Posted by: mindful webworker - of the people that live there at October 06, 2024 12:27 AM (LFGyH)
Your cat is not interested in your novel.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 06, 2024 12:34 AM (FnneF)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 06, 2024 12:38 AM (mH6SG)
*sips Bourbon, neat* .... aaaahhhhh....
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 06, 2024 12:33 AM (kQgoX)
A new outfit, Great White North Distillery, is slated to open in an old grain elevator in the town close to me. They already have a mural sign painted on the elevator. Product to be released in 2027...
I bought a bottle of "wheat shine" made at a distillery in Edmonton. It was, in a word, disgusting.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2024 12:39 AM (cAJJI)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 06, 2024 12:38 AM (mH6SG)
raimondo trolls dumpsters all the time. Some fine meals to be found there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2024 12:40 AM (cAJJI)
But I know we'll meet again some Sunnnday.
https://youtu.be/HsM_VmN6ytk
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - of the people that live there at October 06, 2024 12:47 AM (LFGyH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2024 12:39 AM (cAJJI)
Because it's mash bill exceeds 50% Corn, by volume, and the spirits are aged in new, charred, white oak barrels, Maker's Mark is legally, a "Bourbon".
Purists quibble, because it contains some wheat in the mash.
Quibbles aside, it's a perfectly cromulent middle shelf bourbon. Which, they've bumped up one retail shelf level, mostly by price increases and cultish reviews. But mostly, cultish reviews.
Woodford Reserve is nearly the liquid definition of an upper shelf Bourbon, and without breaking the bank.
Like stocks. Buy it by the case NOW, before it becomes the New Hot Ticket and goes to stratospheric pricing. Witness, anything "Pappy" Bourbons, which are no better than Woodford, and often, vastly inferior.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 06, 2024 12:49 AM (kQgoX)
A first responder that was in lake lurne said they ran out of body bags at 500.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 06, 2024 12:32 AM (MGB5H)
I'm still going by the 24 hour rule. It's really tough to know what's really going on. Lake Lurne rings a bell, though. This is a News reports out of Charlotte talking about Lake Lure. I don't know if this is the same place.
The report documents a private helicopter pilot who was evacuating people who was threatened with arrest.
https://tinyurl.com/mwhme8pn
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 06, 2024 12:53 AM (pIfcn)
I need to pry out some of those stupid tiles and make more empty spaces!
Posted by: JQ at October 06, 2024 12:55 AM (njWTi)
Purists quibble, because it contains some wheat in the mash.
Quibbles aside, it's a perfectly cromulent middle shelf bourbon. Which, they've bumped up one retail shelf level, mostly by price increases and cultish reviews. But mostly, cultish reviews.
Woodford Reserve is nearly the liquid definition of an upper shelf Bourbon, and without breaking the bank.
Like stocks. Buy it by the case NOW, before it becomes the New Hot Ticket and goes to stratospheric pricing. Witness, anything "Pappy" Bourbons, which are no better than Woodford, and often, vastly inferior.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 06, 2024 12:49 AM (kQgoX)
I think I have had Maker's Mark. I am not a big fan of brown liquor in general, save for rum. That "wheat shine" was white, but ratcheted going down like trying to swallow a live lobster.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2024 12:57 AM (TXY95)
In Venice, the people travel around the canals in gorgonzolas and in Jerusalem chicken soup is used as a remedy for gentile herpes.
Posted by: Ciampino - Ham-ass Hez No Ballz at October 06, 2024 01:01 AM (qfLjt)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 06, 2024 12:49 AM (kQgoX)
I'd put Pappy 16 well ahead of the various Woodfords I've had. But given the current price points, Woodford is the obvious choice, unless you just don't know how to spend all the distributions from your trust fund.
Posted by: But I'm more of an American whiskey guy anyway at October 06, 2024 01:02 AM (WxgaY)
Awoke one night from a deep dream of peace,
And saw, within the moonlight in her room,
Making it rich, and like a lily in bloom,
An angel writing in a book of gold:—
Exceeding peace had made Ben Had bold,
And to the presence in the room she said,
"What writest thou?"—The vision raised its head,
And with a look made of all sweet accord,
Answered, "The names of those who love the Lord."
"And is mine one?" said Ben Had. "Nay, not so,"
Replied the angel. Ben Had spoke more low,
But cheerly still; and said, "I pray thee, then,
Write me as one that loves her fellow Morons."
The angel wrote, and vanished. The next night
It came again with a great wakening light,
And showed the names whom love of God had blest,
And lo! Ben Had's name led all the rest.
Posted by: Miklos Leigh Hunt at October 06, 2024 01:03 AM (FRB3p)
Posted by: Ciampino - Ham-arse Hez No Ballz at October 06, 2024 01:03 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 06, 2024 12:21 AM (E8ytb)
I have the 'Concert For Bangladesh' album. Leon Russel's "Jumpin' Jack Flash/Young Blood" medley is fire. That was my first real exposure to Leon other than tv shows like The Midnight Special.
Leon was a giant, and I don't think many people have heard of him today. When you see a reaction video and the guy's never heard of, say, Glen Campbell, well, there you go.
Posted by: RickZ at October 06, 2024 01:03 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: RickZ at October 06, 2024 01:03 AM (gKDq2)
Here's Gatemouth Brown, doing a Leon Russell song, with Leon sitting in, and some other famous folks as well:
https://youtu.be/E9CfqaIRUG8
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2024 01:09 AM (TXY95)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2024 01:11 AM (mT+6a)
https://youtu.be/E9CfqaIRUG8
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Despite what they say, I loved Noo Awlins in the 80s.
Chances to see Gatemouth Brown was a part.
Gatemouth Brown and Frogman Henry together-only in Nawlins, dawlin.
Posted by: Miklos misspent his youth well at October 06, 2024 01:12 AM (FRB3p)
Nice ONT, Mis Hum! Thank you.
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 05, 2024 10:08 PM (TSQkU)
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Did it show the obligatory Plumber's Buttcrack?
Posted by: Ciampino - beware of crevices at October 06, 2024 01:12 AM (qfLjt)
GO HUSKIES!!!!!
Holy shit. Im too old to go to college games and try to keep up. Damn. That was fun.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2024 01:13 AM (mT+6a)
Gatemouth Brown and Frogman Henry together-only in Nawlins, dawlin.
Posted by: Miklos misspent his youth well at October 06, 2024 01:12 AM (FRB3p)
I got to meet Gatemouth several times when he toured in Calgary. Hell of a guy. RIP, dude.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2024 01:15 AM (TXY95)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2024 01:11 AM (mT+6a)
Is Arsenio in the comments?
Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2024 01:15 AM (993Hm)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2024 10:11 PM (S6gqv)
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Would be hilarious to see him dressed as a moose.
Posted by: Ciampino - beware of crevices crepitating at October 06, 2024 01:16 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2024 01:17 AM (l6Gmn)
Posted by: Ciampino - beware of crevices crepitating at October 06, 2024 01:16 AM (qfLjt)
Woody Allen, long ago in his stand-up comic days, did a bit about moose hunting in upstate New York.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2024 01:20 AM (TXY95)
Posted by: nurse ratched
You just know Lucy is looking at her thinking, if she's learning a new language, it should be cat, s9 I can give her instructions.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 06, 2024 01:22 AM (VNX3d)
Chances to see Gatemouth Brown was a part.
Gatemouth Brown and Frogman Henry together-only in Nawlins, dawlin.
Posted by: Miklos misspent his youth well at October 06, 2024 01:12 AM (FRB3p)
I was there three times '88 to '90; I was traveling on the 'in-law family plan'. Great, great times. Great live music. Saw Charmaine Neville. The muffalettas! And those lovely oysters, with or without po' boy accouterments. Cafe du Monde and some tasty beignets. Drive through liquor stores. So much fun. It was a great time then, I agree. I had a blast.
One time I was out with a cousin-in-law. We were at some French Quarter dive bar at around 3, 4 in the morning. Watched the change of hooker shift.
Posted by: RickZ at October 06, 2024 01:22 AM (gKDq2)
https://tinyurl.com/mtun5ykr
"we" can mean more than one group other than Society in general.
Posted by: Ciampino - we = elite communists at October 06, 2024 01:23 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13928921
Don't tell me he's got gentile herpes!
Posted by: Ciampino - not the 'Biden Brain Syndrome' at October 06, 2024 01:25 AM (qfLjt)
My #1 son got free tix to the game. 100 level on the 35. 12 rows back. Freaking awesome. It's a beautiful venue. My brother's fraternity tailgates like idiots and I have friends who boatgate. So fun.
So so fun.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2024 01:26 AM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Ciampino - we = elite communists at October 06, 2024 01:23 AM (qfLjt)
No, no. She means the royal 'we'. She and her corrupt rich pals get to decide what's appropriate. Because 'shut up, they explained'.
(I have to admit, Ring Lardner's "Shut up, they explained" has got to be one of the best lines/short story endings ever. So damn true and on so many levels.)
Posted by: RickZ at October 06, 2024 01:29 AM (gKDq2)
Cassandra MacDonald
@CassandraRules
They made the joker get gay gang raped then killed him.
No spoiler warning because fuck Todd Phillips.
Don't go see it.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 06, 2024 01:30 AM (TGPs7)
One time I was out with a cousin-in-law. We were at some French Quarter dive bar at around 3, 4 in the morning. Watched the change of hooker shift.
Posted by: RickZ at October 06, 2024 01:22 AM (gKDq2)
I was in New Orleans...once. Back around 1996 or so. I was working for Sperry-Sun Drilling Services, and on training, based out of Lafayette. We had to to drive to a helicopter base in Venice, out at the end of the bird's foot delta, to catch a chopper to the rig. Somewhere along the I-10 causeway, the local hand, driving the car, said, "I gotta quit driving; can't keep my eyes open. Anyone else able to drive?" I was wide awake, taking in the scenery, but as an out-of-area employee, was not supposed to drive a company car. I said, "I can do it, but will need directions." "No problem." So we changed over, and I drove us...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2024 01:31 AM (TXY95)
Posted by: Ciampino - beware of crevices crepitating at October 06, 2024 01:16 AM (qfLjt)
Woody Allen, long ago in his stand-up comic days, did a bit about moose hunting in upstate New York.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2024 01:20 AM (TXY95)
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That is exactly to what I was alluding. I heard the moose skit on the SABC Early Morning program in South Africa in the 70s - 'the joke was on them because it was restricted!' is a funny line (I had recently become aware that deep down, NY people were anti-semitic).
Posted by: Ciampino - a tail of mouses and meeses at October 06, 2024 01:34 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2024 01:34 AM (TXY95)
GO HUSKIES!!!!!
Holy shit. Im too old to go to college games and try to keep up. Damn. That was fun.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2024 01:13 AM (mT+6a)
Was preparing to slip doggie treat into USBport....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 06, 2024 01:35 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2024 01:31 AM (TXY95)
I've driven a van-fulla Dredge Crew from here in Galveston, down to Venice, and then a return crew on the drive back.
First, that's an 11 hr. drive, from/to Galveston. Second. You can't drive any further South in Louisiana unless you're quite the good swimmer.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 06, 2024 01:37 AM (kQgoX)
Posted by: Ciampino - a tail of two mouses and meeses at October 06, 2024 01:37 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13928575
Posted by: Ciampino - Hip Hip Hooray! at October 06, 2024 01:39 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2024 01:40 AM (fwDg9)
The first time I visited, I was driven around but I still took my mental notes because . . . you never know. The next time, we rented a car. Drove from the airport to the ex's aunt and uncle's house in Metairie, using the 'back way in'. My ex looked at me and asked how I knew how to do that? I said, 'I've been here once before.'
Posted by: RickZ at October 06, 2024 01:40 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Ciampino - no grog ration today at October 06, 2024 01:41 AM (qfLjt)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 06, 2024 01:37 AM (kQgoX)
It was a pretty long drive from Lafayette. Yeah that bird's foot delta is basically the Mississippi River confined between a pair of levees about 50 yards wide, with the Gulf on both sides.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2024 01:41 AM (TXY95)
Sorry to see your club get to be this way.
__________
The handler was showing Diana for us. We paid her for the remaining two days of the weekend all the same.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2024 10:26 PM (BkEzK)
THIS is class! Good on you and Her Majesty.
Posted by: GilesOverreach at October 06, 2024 01:42 AM (rcnBO)
@Mashburn4NC
😡😡😡😡 This is Ennis Wright, Democrat Sheriff of Cumberland County— He thought that it’d be a good idea to have about a dozen cars towed this evening from a vacant lot adjoining the Sheriff’s Office Annex in Fayetteville. The owners of the cars were attending the Trump Town Hall at Crown Arena. The vacant parking lot was not roped off, and did not have signage that prohibited parking or trespassing. In fact, Fayetteville PD directed these vehicles to park in this area.
Attendees came out of the Town Hall to find their cars missing and yellow caution tape across the parking lot drive. When attendees called the Fayetteville PD, their response was very cordial and apologetic— the towing company said “This was a jerk move because of the Trump meeting.”
This jerk of a Sheriff caused the owners of the vehicles to have to pay $275 to retrieve their vehicles from being impounded. In a time when Americans are paying more to live— this Demoncrat thought it important to throw his weight around and make a point to innocent people that he obviously doesn’t like.
http://tiny.cc/t1yozz
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 06, 2024 01:44 AM (TGPs7)
https://tinyurl.com/zh6d8xr
Posted by: Ciampino - so more borrowed money? at October 06, 2024 01:46 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: RickZ at October 06, 2024 01:40 AM (gKDq2)
Heh. Back in 2006, I went to Pomona, CA, for the Grand National Roadster show. On an off-day, me and three friends decided to drive to West L.A. to see the Peterson Automobile Museum. Bad idea, it was closed. Better go back. Well there was some sort of traffic jam, and traffic on the on-ramp to I-10 was at a standstill. I said, "don't worry, I got this." and peeled off onto a side street, and motored through downtown L.A. past all the bums and crackheads lining the street, and drove many miles, but always easterly and northerly. Finally I spotted a sign directing us onto I-10, and I followed it, and pulled onto I-10 eastbound, and traffic was rolling right along just dandy. "How did you do that?" "Aw, I was here once before, 1970, I think."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2024 01:49 AM (TXY95)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2024 01:54 AM (TXY95)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 06, 2024 01:57 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 06, 2024 12:14 AM (pIfcn)
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Is a manifold == many single-folds ?
If there therapy for a cracked manifold?
Posted by: Ciampino - keep coming back to cracks at October 06, 2024 01:57 AM (qfLjt)
It would appeal to weird people who mentally attend to shit like that. As for the people who can't follow directions from a map? Absolutely no interest.
Posted by: RickZ at October 06, 2024 02:04 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Ciampino - I almost forgot bewbs! at October 06, 2024 02:11 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2024 02:16 AM (cjIOW)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 06, 2024 02:20 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2024 02:21 AM (mT+6a)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2024 02:22 AM (mT+6a)
I am off to bed, Horde, and nurse, I have been sleep-deprived these last couple of days. Hope to see you all soon.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 06, 2024 02:27 AM (Sgq8y)
OnlyFans model Adriana Vieira (AKA) some wamnna be famous chick was found floating dead in a Miami, Florida, harbor after attending a rapper’s yacht party last month.
https://tinyurl.com/5n8mhawx
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 06, 2024 12:01 AM (/xdGM)
I never get invited to the good parties...
Posted by: Stateless at October 06, 2024 02:34 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Fastly Strokewater - Backstroking. Barely. at October 06, 2024 02:37 AM (gWAUD)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 06, 2024 02:38 AM (E8ytb)
7 out of 10.
I'm going to try to sleep in a few minutes after I brush my teeth. Trumpy is on the edge of the bed watching YouTube's live video for cats. Jumped up to the tv twice.
10 out of 10.
Have a great Sundat.
Posted by: Stateless at October 06, 2024 02:38 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 06, 2024 02:48 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: JQ at October 06, 2024 03:08 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at October 06, 2024 03:13 AM (njWTi)
Helped a friend clean up her yard & trim shrubs that were damaged by high winds Friday night.
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George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)