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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (9/29/24)
Quote I Today and tomorrow are the last days of 70 degree weather until April or May 2025. The fish were biting today. That is all. Misanthropic Humanitarian
Free range kids, a thing of the past in the USA.
FREE-RANGE KIDS Kids Should Be Blindfolded and Dropped in the Woods at Night
In the Netherlands, kids grow up with more independence than in the United States. Blindfolded kids, driven off in a car, and dumped into the woods at night. In America, we call that a crime. In the Netherlands? It's called a "dropping," and it's a beloved childhood tradition. "It's a rite of passage," says Mark Pols, an investor living in Silicon Valley who grew up in Holland.
This is what you get when you encourage and subsidize criminal behavior.
BEL AIR, LOS ANGELES (KABC) -- A Bel Air mansion that's on sale for more than $21 million has become the latest high-end property in Southern California to be covered in graffiti. The mansion's pink exterior, as well has the inside, has been defaced by taggers. It is currently on the market for $21.5 million. The realtor for the property told Eyewitness News the house has been on and off the market for three years, and that most potential buyers want to tear it down or re-do it.
I have no words except. Genius Award Winners.
An Arkansas couple was arrested after allegedly attempting to sell their two-month-old baby to a man at a campground for $1,000 and a six-pack of beer. Darien Urban, 21, and Shalene Ehlers, 20, face felony charges of endangering the welfare of a minor and attempting to accept compensation for relinquishment of a minor. The Benton County Sheriff's Office said it received a call on Sept. 21 from the manager of the Hide Away Campground reporting that the couple "tried to give up the baby for a 6-pack of beer and then wanted $1,000 for the baby," according to an affidavit, WREG reported.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 29, 2024 10:03 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2024 10:03 PM (63Dwl)
_Channeling Cab Calloway at ONT
Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2024 10:04 PM (Dtb9T)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 29, 2024 10:04 PM (TEy0v)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 29, 2024 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2024 10:04 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 29, 2024 10:04 PM (k1ya2)
Posted by: Ciampino - and a shuffleboard at September 29, 2024 10:04 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at September 29, 2024 10:04 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 29, 2024 10:04 PM (TEy0v)
-- Javier Milei
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 29, 2024 10:05 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2024 10:05 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at September 29, 2024 10:05 PM (PE9AN)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 29, 2024 10:05 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2024 10:04 PM (fwDg9)
Hello Skip.
Had blueberry pancakes for supper tonight. With home cured and smoked bacon.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at September 29, 2024 10:06 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: ALH at September 29, 2024 10:06 PM (xJEPL)
https://tinyurl.com/4adbk33k
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2024 10:07 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: paolo at September 29, 2024 10:07 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 29, 2024 10:07 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 29, 2024 10:07 PM (6cGZq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2024 10:07 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 29, 2024 10:08 PM (dE3DB)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Please tell me I can find your bacon recipe in TDG!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 29, 2024 10:08 PM (hOUT3)
Very wise that Israel ignores unjust and unwise international advice and attacks the poisonous terror of Hezbollah. Israel is in an existential battle for survival of the Jewish homeland. Hopefully Hezbollah terror leader Nasrallah sees his 72 virgins.
#AmIsraelChai
Khamenei.ir @khamenei_ir Sep 28
The Zionist criminals need to know that they are far too weak to be able to inflict any significant damage on the solid structure of Lebanon’s Hezbollah.
Geert Wilders @geertwilderspvv Sep 28
Well, maybe you’d better look for a good bunker @khamenei_ir.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 29, 2024 10:08 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2024 10:08 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: PaleRider at September 29, 2024 10:08 PM (UKUm3)
Posted by: Ciampino - Pasta e fagioli plus black pepper at September 29, 2024 10:08 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
With real maple syrup?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 29, 2024 10:09 PM (k1ya2)
Posted by: Keanu Reeves at September 29, 2024 10:09 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at September 29, 2024 10:09 PM (mH6SG)
The moment #Israel hits #Nasrallah’s rat hole from 15 different angles!
Thanks, @Israel, from all of us Iranians 🍾 🎗️
https://tinyurl.com/mryjyaue
54 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 29, 2024 10:10 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 29, 2024 10:10 PM (TEy0v)
Today and tomorrow are the last days of 70 degree weather until April or May 2025. The fish were biting today. That is all. Misanthropic Humanitarian
I'm in Iowa and it looks like that may be true for us, as well, although I'm not sure about the fish biting part.
I' not a fan of winter, but the cold weather here does keep some of the riff-raff away.
Posted by: BillyD at September 29, 2024 10:10 PM (Yt3ED)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2024 10:07 PM (63Dwl)
Well, not Bud Light. Bud Light drinkers would never have sex with a woman....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 29, 2024 10:10 PM (0eaVi)
...I'm late aren't I...
*wiping blood off nose*
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 29, 2024 10:07 PM (6cGZq)
rub some dirt on it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 29, 2024 10:10 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 29, 2024 10:10 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: GWB at September 29, 2024 10:10 PM (DDSgs)
The prospect of sitting through an arbitration hearing with a COB in the flesh is, frankly, terrifying. The binding part is just a bonus.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at September 29, 2024 10:10 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at September 29, 2024 10:06 PM (QXQ4l)
Every thread is a food thread.
I made ham & potato casserole for Sunday lunch. It was really good.
Posted by: ALH at September 29, 2024 10:11 PM (xJEPL)
PHOTO: Trump, Kid Rock, Hank Williams Jr. taking selfie at the Georgia vs. Alabama game
https://tinyurl.com/3vetc99s
End Wokeness @EndWokeness Sep 28
HOLY SH!T
Check out the stadium's reaction when they realize Trump is at Bama vs UGA:
https://tinyurl.com/w58pme8j
23 seconds
World Hall Of Fun @WorldHallOfFun Sep 28 Replying to @EndWokeness
WATCH: Crowd gives thunderous applause as President Trump is broadcasted on the Jumbotron🔥
Nick Kelly
https://tinyurl.com/4z3yysjv
23 seconds [yes, different video]
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 29, 2024 10:11 PM (CEzQx)
a lot of stuff has happened
Posted by: Don Black at September 29, 2024 10:11 PM (/7KEl)
Crap, I'm underqualified.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 29, 2024 10:10 PM (lUFok)
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Tofu need not apply...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2024 10:11 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2024 10:11 PM (Dtb9T)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2024 10:07 PM (63Dwl)
They're usually not very picky about it.
Posted by: GWB at September 29, 2024 10:12 PM (DDSgs)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 29, 2024 10:13 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 29, 2024 10:07 PM (6cGZq)
rub some dirt on it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,
Followed by slapping hot iron on it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 29, 2024 10:13 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
With real maple syrup?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 29, 2024 10:09 PM (k1ya2)
But of course, produced in the UP of Michigan.
And it is tasty on French Toast as well.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at September 29, 2024 10:13 PM (QXQ4l)
Do you get hired & then join the union, or vice versa?
The "meat" poster looks out of date to me. Like from years ago, maybe.
Posted by: mnw at September 29, 2024 10:14 PM (NLIak)
Tim Walz went to Michigan for the Michigan - Minnesota football game, and rooted for Michigan.
After all, Michigan is a swing state, and Minnesota is not, so why not root for Michigan?
Huh? Does Walz or his handlers know anything about sports fans?
Michigan fans would have respected Walz rooting for Minnesota - after all, he's the Governor and lives there.
Rooting for Michigan just demonstrates the truth that Walz is a political whore who will say or do absolutely anything to get elected.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2024 10:14 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
But of course, produced in the UP of Michigan.
And it is tasty on French Toast as well.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Way to go!!!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 29, 2024 10:14 PM (k1ya2)
Thanks MisHum! (smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2024 10:15 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: RI Red
And, yeah, flipping off people is something I don't do, either.
Posted by: blake
Yeah, I don't do that anymore either. Takes a lot of self-restraint but it's just not worth it.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
===
Greg Price @greg_price11 Sep 29
A Michigan fan yelled Trump 2024 at Tampon Tim and he gave him the middle finger.
https://tinyurl.com/mr36x99z
4 seconds
Shawn Farash @Shawn_Farash Sep 29
Trump vs. Tim Walz at college football games:
Trump is loved... Tim Walz is... Well... Not.
https://tinyurl.com/yc4dexhu
46 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 29, 2024 10:15 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 29, 2024 10:15 PM (cqUZR)
Clapton - always a good choice.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 29, 2024 10:15 PM (6cGZq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 29, 2024 10:15 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Harsh, but fair (and true)!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 29, 2024 10:15 PM (hOUT3)
It is alleged that the video might be edited.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2024 10:16 PM (uxCna)
Do you get hired & then join the union, or vice versa?
The "meat" poster looks out of date to me. Like from years ago, maybe.
Posted by: mnw at September 29, 2024 10:14 PM (NLIak)
So who pisses in your Wheaties every Sunday night?
Your pissing and moaning is getting old.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at September 29, 2024 10:16 PM (QXQ4l)
An illuminating post I just read, about action over the last 24 hours:
“In one day, Israel has struck Yemen, Syria, Lebanon, and Gaza. All effortlessly, all with success, and all without losses to our boys in the cockpits. When will Iran realize they can't beat us?”
The war is on.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2024 10:16 PM (S6gqv)
Wouldn't do that in Michigan, too many wendigos and crazed militiamen.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 29, 2024 10:17 PM (kpS4V)
There are several. Just not one that everyone can agree on.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 29, 2024 10:17 PM (/y8xj)
Nice poster up top with a message worthy of review.
What is a Schnucks? I'm guessing a grocery store.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 29, 2024 10:17 PM (CiNoz)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 29, 2024 10:17 PM (heK2z)
"I often think the greatest joy in the world would be to drive a bayonet into a Buddhist priest's guts."
Posted by: mnw at September 29, 2024 10:17 PM (NLIak)
New York Post @nypost Sep 29
Man chops-up own penis and stores severed parts in jar of snow after eating ‘magic’ mushrooms trib.al/NqUIm6G
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 29, 2024 10:18 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 29, 2024 10:18 PM (gDlxJ)
Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by pew pew at September 29, 2024 10:18 PM (/Djer)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 29, 2024 10:18 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2024 10:11 PM (Dtb9T)
I went to town this afternoon at 5 o'clock. Thermometer in the Suburban read 48 degrees, but it warming up after being cooler all day. Sun even came out for few minutes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2024 10:19 PM (yLiuJ)
Remember all the foreign policy "experts" saying that the Middle East would burst into flames if Trump moved the US embassy to Jerusalem?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2024 10:19 PM (uxCna)
My #1 son procured tickets for us to go watch University of Washington vs Michigan next weekend. Should be a great time!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 29, 2024 10:19 PM (heK2z)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
small beer
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 29, 2024 10:18 PM (gDlxJ)
We call them Shorties here.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at September 29, 2024 10:19 PM (QXQ4l)
Trump vs. Tim Walz at college football games:
Trump is loved... Tim Walz is... Well... Not.
https://tinyurl.com/yc4dexhu
46 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 29, 2024 10:15 PM (CEzQx)
Good Heavens, people went to stand in the pouring rain just to tell Walz to go screw off. That is commitment to the electoral process!
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2024 10:19 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2024 10:19 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Iris at September 29, 2024 10:19 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 29, 2024 10:15 PM (L/fGl)
"youse"
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2024 10:20 PM (D7oie)
Clapton - always a good choice.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 29, 2024 10:15 PM (6cGZq)
You're welcome.
I believe "Badge" is my #1 song.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at September 29, 2024 10:20 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Ribbed at September 29, 2024 10:20 PM (+xrWz)
Posted by: mnw at September 29, 2024 10:20 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
During WWII, German women would feed non-alcoholic bier to their babies, because milk was so scarce.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 29, 2024 10:20 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 29, 2024 10:21 PM (/Djer)
Posted by: ALH at September 29, 2024 10:21 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: RI Red
And, yeah, flipping off people is something I don't do, either.
Posted by: blake
Yeah, I don't do that anymore either. Takes a lot of self-restraint but it's just not worth it.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
Used to flip off every car with cali plates...till one time it was a little asian lady who looked very hurt....never did it again.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2024 10:21 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Iris at September 29, 2024 10:19 PM (n3DL0)
It was a catch and release day, with a sunburn.
Beats frost bite.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at September 29, 2024 10:21 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: PaleRider at September 29, 2024 10:21 PM (UKUm3)
Posted by: Happy Harry at September 29, 2024 10:22 PM (CV8a5)
Hard to believe that anyone would want the job at this point.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2024 10:22 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 29, 2024 10:22 PM (LkLld)
Thanks MisHum! (smiley face icon here)
You're welcome Rat.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at September 29, 2024 10:22 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: nerdygirl
The baby: "Don't you dare stop this sale!"
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2024 10:22 PM (vJiyU)
Beg to differ - there's 'y'all' and 'all y'all'.
Posted by: ALH at September 29, 2024 10:23 PM (xJEPL)
I wasn't trying, or even aware, that I was doing that.
Since I shop at Schnucks every week, I was just passing along an observation.
What does it matter if the help wanted sign is new or not?
Posted by: mnw at September 29, 2024 10:24 PM (NLIak)
My #1 son procured tickets for us to go watch University of Washington vs Michigan next weekend. Should be a great time!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 29, 2024 10:19 PM (heK2z)
Enjoy. Michigan is a pale imitation of what they were last year, so the Huskies should have their way with them. Also, college football is the best!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at September 29, 2024 10:24 PM (v23vE)
Hard to believe that anyone would want the job at this point.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2024 10:22 PM (uxCna)
It will be like an insane version of musical chairs, when the music stops everyone has to sit, and no one wants the chair at the head of the table.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2024 10:24 PM (D7oie)
By any reasonable metric this should be a cakewalk - the worst fours years of nominal peacetime in American history. But the polls disagree.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2024 10:24 PM (oZhjI)
21 What kind of beer do you get for a baby?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2024 10:07 PM (63Dwl)
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Fosters.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 29, 2024 10:24 PM (t1fZA)
Posted by: Don Black at September 29, 2024 10:24 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
It would appear to do be very short employment.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2024 10:24 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 29, 2024 10:15 PM (L/fGl)
How about "all ya'all" ?
Posted by: BillyD at September 29, 2024 10:24 PM (Yt3ED)
Replying to @Sassafrass_84
Here is the number to call for missing people in NC.
NC Residents: Call NC211
Non-Residents: Call 888-892-1162 to report a missing Loved One
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 29, 2024 10:25 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 29, 2024 10:25 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 29, 2024 10:22 PM (LkLld)
Nah, pretty much 4/4 with a backbeat.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2024 10:25 PM (D7oie)
https://tinyurl.com/4adbk33k
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Well, maybe Starmer could take Biden to Chuckie Cheese.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 29, 2024 10:26 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: ALH at September 29, 2024 10:26 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 29, 2024 10:26 PM (6cGZq)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 29, 2024 10:26 PM (hOUT3)
Howdy, y'all. Got a long drive in the early AM, so I'm just going to peruse tonight's post and get to bed. Probably. I know it's hard, but have fun without me.
And for heaven's sake, don't mention the Beatles!
https://youtu.be/Apq8ztwsL2E
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - you can talk to me at September 29, 2024 10:26 PM (9gQxM)
Ignore the polls. Watch what they do.
It's all about beating the cheat. Always has been.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 29, 2024 10:27 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: JackStraw
Nah, pretty much 4/4 with a backbeat.
Posted by: Kindltot
Funny and both are correct!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 29, 2024 10:27 PM (k1ya2)
Hashem Safieddine
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 29, 2024 10:27 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Some Rat
They like to brag about their retirement plan.
Posted by: ALH at September 29, 2024 10:27 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 29, 2024 10:27 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2024 10:27 PM (V13WU)
Decent St. Louis ooey gooey butter cake, but not as good as Wally’s.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 29, 2024 10:27 PM (PmqP5)
+++
When I was a kid back in South Carolina, they used to call it snipe hunting.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at September 29, 2024 10:28 PM (Lo97M)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 29, 2024 10:25 PM (kpS4V)
I thought "you" was second person plural, and second person singular was "thou", but it has become archaic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2024 10:28 PM (yLiuJ)
Posted by: PaleRider at September 29, 2024 10:21 PM (UKUm3)
Should have offered them $50 and two cans of warm Bud.
Posted by: BillyD at September 29, 2024 10:28 PM (Yt3ED)
Hope warmer weather comes your way sooner rather than later.
Might drop back in later.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 29, 2024 10:28 PM (QGaXH)
No word on the Israeli response when the Iranians asked if they could fly a plane to Beirut to take the body to Iran.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2024 10:28 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Don Black at September 29, 2024 10:28 PM (/7KEl)
'the worst fours years of nominal peacetime in American history. But the polls disagree.'
The opinions, the polls, the actual vote count. All manipulated to degree unprecedented outside of a totalitarian state. Legitimacy falls away.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 29, 2024 10:28 PM (3wi/L)
chief of Hezbollah
drummer for Spinal Tap
Posted by: Don Black
The guy who has evidence against Hillary.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 29, 2024 10:28 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Hashem at September 29, 2024 10:28 PM (+xrWz)
Hashem Safieddine
=
Wait , WHAT ???!! When did this happen ???!!!
Posted by: Hashem Safieddine at September 29, 2024 10:29 PM (V13WU)
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That's interesting as I thought there was a slight jiggle in the video around his hand although no one has Community Noted Greg Price's tweet.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 29, 2024 10:29 PM (CEzQx)
It was a catch and release day, with a sunburn.
Beats frost bite.
OK I can understand how that could still be a great day. Pancakes yum!
Posted by: Iris at September 29, 2024 10:29 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: Mr. Ray at September 29, 2024 10:29 PM (nv4jJ)
He's certainly no ABBA.
Posted by: ALH at September 29, 2024 10:30 PM (xJEPL)
https://tinyurl.com/4adbk33k
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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World leaders are coming to visit Trump.
How many world leaders have come to visit Kamala la la la
Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2024 10:30 PM (Dtb9T)
Posted by: mnw at September 29, 2024 10:24 PM (NLIak)
What does it matter if I ban you or not?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at September 29, 2024 10:30 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Hashem Safieddine at September 29, 2024 10:30 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 29, 2024 10:30 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: mnw at September 29, 2024 10:20 PM (NLIak)
* * * *
Thanks for the info!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 29, 2024 10:30 PM (CiNoz)
Posted by: Hashem Safieddine at September 29, 2024 10:29 PM (V13WU)
Shouldn't have opened that box of Cracker Jack.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2024 10:30 PM (yLiuJ)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Oh you can certainly fly into Beirut, but we strongly suggest you walk home.
Posted by: Mossad at September 29, 2024 10:31 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: ALH at September 29, 2024 10:31 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 29, 2024 10:31 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: PaleRider at September 29, 2024 10:08 PM (UKUm3)
Cool mornings here recently. Still warm enough days to trigger the AC in the afternoons. First hints of 'fall' in So. Calif. Or as I call it 'not d***ed hot anymore'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 29, 2024 10:31 PM (QGaXH)
Hashem Safieddine
Cousin of Nasrallah, looks a lot like him, and allegedly whacked today.
Next!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2024 10:32 PM (uxCna)
"I often think the greatest joy in the world would be to drive a bayonet into a Buddhist priest's guts."
Posted by: mnw at September 29, 2024 10:17 PM (NLIak)
..........................
Bono
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 29, 2024 10:32 PM (/Djer)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 29, 2024 10:32 PM (k1ya2)
Nah. Badge. Royal Albert Hall. 1990.
https://tinyurl.com/5fptzmxa
Posted by: JackStraw at September 29, 2024 10:32 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
Thanks I'll tease my sister in the morning... (in Florence).
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 29, 2024 10:33 PM (k1ya2)
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2024 10:33 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 29, 2024 10:33 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 29, 2024 10:33 PM (LkLld)
How many world leaders have come to visit Kamala la la la
Posted by: Braenyard
The polls are this point are cover for the cheat.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2024 10:33 PM (vJiyU)
Hashem Safieddine
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
Soon to be followed by Meeno Wannabehere.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 29, 2024 10:33 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Hezbollah! at September 29, 2024 10:34 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 29, 2024 10:34 PM (2NHgQ)
I think the Ukrainian welcher stopped by to pick up his check and campaign for his patroness.
Posted by: Hashem at September 29, 2024 10:35 PM (+xrWz)
Posted by: Ribbed at September 29, 2024 10:35 PM (+xrWz)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 29, 2024 10:35 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
My feet hurt just thinking about it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2024 10:35 PM (0Htd1)
Nasrallah allegedly died of asphyxiation - his body is intact.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2024 10:35 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2024 10:28 PM (yLiuJ)
"thou" was the familiar or informal "you", much like "tu" in French and Spanish.
This was one of the scandalous elements of the King James Bible, in that God was referred to in such familiar terms.
I will have to look up what the plural second person was in Old English, Middle and modern was such a mix, with enough urbanization in the "metropole" of London that the differentiation between the formal and informal address were dropped.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2024 10:35 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 29, 2024 10:35 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
If I can convince the Betterhalf maybe we'll visit when it warms up: maybe July or August.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 29, 2024 10:36 PM (k1ya2)
Posted by: Don Black at September 29, 2024 10:36 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 29, 2024 10:36 PM (2NHgQ)
"I often think the greatest joy in the world would be to drive a bayonet into a Buddhist priest's guts."
Posted by: mnw at September 29, 2024 10:17 PM (NLIak)
Ghandi?
Posted by: Mr. Ray at September 29, 2024 10:18 PM (nv4jJ)
I guessed Mao - for no particular reason....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 29, 2024 10:37 PM (QGaXH)
It was also reported that as he was in a place without ventilation the Air Force bombings resulted in gases entering the room, causing him to suffocate to death.
The IDF informed earlier that twenty 20 more terrorists were killed alongside Nasrallah in the attack on Hezbollah's central headquarters."
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2024 10:37 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 29, 2024 10:37 PM (mH6SG)
Nick Kelly
https://tinyurl.com/4z3yysjv
23 seconds [yes, different video]
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx)
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He's running for president, he's meeting with world leaders, the Anacronym's are trying to kill him. What does he do? Goes to a football game with Kid Rock and Hank Jr.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2024 10:37 PM (Dtb9T)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 29, 2024 10:37 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2024 10:11 PM (Dtb9T)
I went to town this afternoon at 5 o'clock. Thermometer in the Suburban read 48 degrees, but it warming up after being cooler all day. Sun even came out for few minutes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2024 10:19 PM (yLiuJ)
Are you starting to review routes south?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 29, 2024 10:38 PM (QGaXH)
@MattWallace888
🚨🚨🚨 NOTHING TO SEE HERE 🚨🚨🚨 JUST A BIOLAB IN GEORGIA ON FIRE AND SENDING MASSIVE PLUMES OF SMOKE INTO THE SKY RIGHT BEFORE THE 2024 ELECTION ⚠️
http://tiny.cc/s6xnzz
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 29, 2024 10:38 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: The Beatles at September 29, 2024 10:38 PM (BsPPV)
Thugs won't stop
While you call a cop
Owning guns make sense
For self defense
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 29, 2024 10:39 PM (NMT5x)
Biggest supermarket chain in St. Louis metro area.
Posted by: mnw at September 29, 2024 10:20 PM (NLIak)
From their website looks like they're mainly in Illinois/Mo
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 29, 2024 10:39 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
What method do you use to add the blueberries?
Do you stir the blueberries into the batter and risk it getting purple?
Do you put some batter on the hot griddle, then drop some blueberries onto each pancake?
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2024 10:39 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: The Beatles at September 29, 2024 10:38 PM
Oh, it's inevitably only a matter of time.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 29, 2024 10:40 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Don Black at September 29, 2024 10:40 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 29, 2024 10:38 PM (QGaXH)
Yes, I am.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2024 10:40 PM (yLiuJ)
Capital punishment for gain of function research
Capital punishment for non-citizen voting
The FNM says neither ever happen so they wouldn't object right?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2024 10:40 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: mnw at September 29, 2024 10:41 PM (NLIak)
http://tiny.cc/s6xnzz
Posted by: Mister Ghost
Who operates said biolab?
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2024 10:41 PM (vJiyU)
Thought I saw you drop an ominous message the other night.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 29, 2024 10:41 PM (LkLld)
Do you put some batter on the hot griddle, then drop some blueberries onto each pancake?
Posted by: nerdygirl
I almost didn't need to see the nic!
Nerdy for sure!
(in a good way of course!)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 29, 2024 10:41 PM (k1ya2)
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2024 10:41 PM (IDphi)
I agree completely. Unfortunately at least here in Oregon, the courts are all about "reuniting the family" even when the parents are POS.
Posted by: MammaB at September 29, 2024 10:42 PM (KsJGI)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
Used to flip off every car with cali plates...till one time it was a little asian lady who looked very hurt....never did it again.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2024 10:21 PM (vJiyU)
On our recent trip thru Utah, Wyoming, S. Dakota we met many nice people but when we said we're from Cali - their faces would drop - like they were saying 'bless your hearts' internally.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 29, 2024 10:43 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: The Beatles at September 29, 2024 10:43 PM (BsPPV)
Okay, now I understand. Yeah, things are looking kinda grim right now but I ain't givin' up. Again, thanks for asking.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 29, 2024 10:43 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: mnw at September 29, 2024 10:43 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 29, 2024 10:43 PM (v6JzV)
http://tiny.cc/s6xnzz
Posted by: Mister Ghost
Pay no attention to the mutants in the woods.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 29, 2024 10:44 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Mr. Ray at September 29, 2024 10:25 PM (nv4jJ)
KJV >> KJP
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 29, 2024 10:45 PM (QGaXH)
The IDF informed earlier that twenty 20 more terrorists were killed alongside Nasrallah in the attack on Hezbollah's central headquarters."
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2024 10:37 PM (V13WU)
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20 Persians in the same room? Now we know where the toxic gases came from.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 29, 2024 10:46 PM (JkO4W)
'It was George Orwell.'
Why did Orwell hate Buddhist monks so darn much? I could understand a muslim imam or something.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 29, 2024 10:46 PM (3wi/L)
where first person nominative, dative and genetive in modern English are I, Me and mine, and you, you and yours, in Old English there is a singular, a dual and a Plural form, git inc and Incer, and Ge (ye) eow and Eower (your)
I guess I was wrong, the thee, thou, the and thine was a 2nd person singular and that was what got dropped wth the "dual" 2nd person
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2024 10:46 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 29, 2024 10:47 PM (L/fGl)
Clapton - always a good choice.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 29, 2024 10:15 PM (6cGZq)
You're welcome.
I believe "Badge" is my #1 song.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at September 29, 2024 10:20 PM (QXQ4l)
#1 in Springfield too. Clapton is the one who told about the swans who live in the park.
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 29, 2024 10:47 PM (NMT5x)
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While he was watching TV of Netanyahu giving a speech in USA.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2024 10:48 PM (Dtb9T)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
I must confess to immediate suspicion when meeting folks from cali for the first time. Sorry.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2024 10:48 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Don Black at September 29, 2024 10:36 PM (/7KEl)
This. A mid level hack we're supposed to believe was some great artist.
Posted by: Mr. Ray at September 29, 2024 10:40 PM (nv4
Just read a biography on Da Vinci. I don't think it was the author's intention but I'm much less impressed with him now than when I only knew and accepted the conventional wisdom of his genius.
Posted by: The Beatles at September 29, 2024 10:48 PM (BsPPV)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 29, 2024 10:48 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 29, 2024 10:49 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: ALH at September 29, 2024 10:26 PM (xJEPL)
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"How'd you get here so fast, Ayatollah?"
"I ran."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 29, 2024 10:49 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2024 10:49 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 29, 2024 10:49 PM (v6JzV)
A lot of socialists believe all those other socialists are stupid or evil or both and only their socialism is legitimate. It’s how we end up with so many offshoots like democratic socialism, national socialism, Maoist socialism, and so on. Everyone swears it only works if they’re in charge.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 29, 2024 10:50 PM (PmqP5)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 29, 2024 10:50 PM (BsPPV)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 29, 2024 10:50 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Don Black at September 29, 2024 10:50 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 29, 2024 10:50 PM (JkO4W)
https://youtu.be/5fczygyP3_c?si=I77I0-wQeHD73cZ4
Off to bed. Later!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 29, 2024 10:50 PM (/Djer)
DEVELOPING: Evacuations underway after fire rages at chemical plant in Conyers, Georgia
https://tinyurl.com/4jsmusha
18 seconds
🌽GBR2024🎈 @Coach_Devaney 7h
Replying to @Breaking911
This is the Biolab plant that produces chemicals used for swimming pools such as BioGuard and other chlorine based products.
Frank Fighting For Freedom @thinktankfranks 7h
Replying to @Breaking911
https://tinyurl.com/2na34d3k
29 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 29, 2024 10:51 PM (CEzQx)
The Orwell comment I quoted (about the Buddhist priest) was something he wrote when he was a colonial police Sub-District Supervisor in Burma.
He was an Etonian, but couldn't qualify for a scholarship which would've enabled him to go on to university. Orwell's father had been an opium administration official (4th Class) in India & didn't have much money.
Posted by: mnw at September 29, 2024 10:51 PM (NLIak)
I'm having a gout attack in my left foot. It seems to be getting progressively worse. Can barely sleep. Fuck my life.
In other news, it seems Israel has attacked the Houthis in Yemen. Israel has apparently said, "Fuck it all and fucking no regrets."
A half-assed observation.
Part of America being Israel's guarantor of security has meant we've kept them on a leash, for example only allowing them to respond proportionally when attacked. In a way this has meant we've kind of acted as the guarantor of the security of their enemies, too. Keeping the most powerful country in the region on a leash has meant the safety of their neighbors. Now with the Biden Administration alternately asleep at the wheel or hostile to Israel combined with the uncertainty of American elections Israel has decided to take off the leash. They are striking their enemies as hard and as fast as they can expecting either an eventual return yo the status quo (Trump) or another four years of leftist anti-Israel hostility (Harris). They are going to beat their enemies so hard and so furiously it will take them years to recover and regroup.
I bet the Iranians are pissing themselves about now.
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2024 10:51 PM (+HGfJ)
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2024 10:41 PM (IDphi)
My kid is in South Dakota this week checking it out. He's thinking of moving there. Lower cost of living I guess, and decent individual freedoms.
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 29, 2024 10:51 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: MammaB at September 29, 2024 10:42 PM (KsJGI)[
except when they ship it overseas and lose it.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2024 10:52 PM (D7oie)
http://tiny.cc/s6xnzz
Posted by: Mister Ghost
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Is that where the ballot boxes were stored?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2024 10:52 PM (Dtb9T)
When Red Kammie becomes President, all who identify as males will be required to pee sitting down.
Restroom lines' equity, now, you bastards!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2024 10:52 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 29, 2024 10:52 PM (JkO4W)
TONY™
@TONYxTWO
Omg lol!!!! Guy bought a signed Taylor Swift guitar at a live auction for $4,000, only to destroy it 🔥🔥😭😭
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 29, 2024 10:52 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 29, 2024 10:52 PM (VNX3d)
'democratic socialism, national socialism, Maoist socialism'
They team up against freedom pretty readily.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 29, 2024 10:52 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Fucktard. Sofa King. That shithead related to you baby?
Posted by: BifBewalski at September 29, 2024 10:53 PM (rEi3Y)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 29, 2024 10:53 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Zombie Ginger Baker at September 29, 2024 10:53 PM (63Dwl)
Bonus :"Due to the fact that the body of the Hezbollah leader was exhumed intact, there are increasing estimates that Nasrallah died as a result of suffocation, in great agony, as reported on Sunday evening by Channel 12 News.
It was also reported that as he was in a place without ventilation the Air Force bombings resulted in gases entering the room, causing him to suffocate to death.
The IDF informed earlier that twenty 20 more terrorists were killed alongside Nasrallah in the attack on Hezbollah's central headquarters."
Posted by: runner
This news is both welcome and acceptable.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2024 10:53 PM (xG4kz)
Why did Orwell hate Buddhist monks so darn much? I could understand a muslim imam or something.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 29, 2024 10:46 PM (3wi/L)
He was some sort of colonial police official in Burma.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2024 10:53 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 29, 2024 10:37 PM (CHHv1)
I always thought he flew helicopters in Vietnam but evidently he served in Germany after training as a pilot. His father was a major general in the Air Force. He did earn the Ranger Tab and got out as a captain.
Posted by: javems at September 29, 2024 10:54 PM (8I4hW)
Why did Orwell hate Buddhist monks so darn much? I could understand a muslim imam or something.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 29, 2024 10:46 PM (3wi/L)
He hated pacifism . Thought they were only able to spout their pacifism because there betters fought that allowed it. At least that's my take from what I read long ago. I'm open to being corrected.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 29, 2024 10:54 PM (BsPPV)
How many world leaders have come to visit Kamala la la la
Posted by: Braenyard
Does Willie Brown count as a world leader? He would come to Kamala.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2024 10:54 PM (0Htd1)
Frank Fighting For Freedom @thinktankfranks 7h
Replying to @Breaking911
https://tinyurl.com/2na34d3k
29 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 29, 2024 10:51 PM (CEzQx)
So nothing sinister, like the previous report indicated.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2024 10:54 PM (yLiuJ)
"I ran."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 29, 2024 10:49 PM (JkO4W)
I was a kid during the Iran hostage deal, but I remember being in a bait shop during that time and the guy was selling t-shirts that had Micky Mouse giving the finger, and in big letters it said 'Hey Iran!'. That image stuck with me, and so has that sentiment.
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 29, 2024 10:54 PM (NMT5x)
BREAKING: SpaceX capsule has arrived at the International Space Station, set to return Boeing Starliner astronauts after a long delay
https://tinyurl.com/2a2a7wj6
45 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 29, 2024 10:55 PM (CEzQx)
@jackiemader
We were trapped in Lake Lure near #Asheville this weekend with three kids, no power, no phone service and a dwindling food supply. We only got out because some amazing souls led us through backroads for two hours to help us get to a freeway before that route flooded over
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 29, 2024 10:55 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2024 10:51 PM (+HGfJ)
It's like Sherman's march to the sea.
Posted by: ALH at September 29, 2024 10:55 PM (xJEPL)
World leaders are coming to visit Trump.
How many world leaders have come to visit Kamala la la la
Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2024 10:30 PM (Dtb9T)
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Maybe her handlers won't allow it. Besides, even if she's installed in the White House, she won't be in charge.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 29, 2024 10:55 PM (iTNuP)
Posted by: Chuck C at September 29, 2024 10:56 PM (yOPBE)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2024 10:53 PM (D7o
But he also didn't exactly like what the British were doing either.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 29, 2024 10:56 PM (BsPPV)
Dad would, once every winter, force my brothers and I (and him) to stay out all night in the snow with nothing but a wool blanket, something similar to a K-Bar and some matches. He taught us how to build a small but very hot fire at the base of a tree, smother it properly with dirt and then squat over it covered with the blanket for the night. It wasn't fun but we were reasonably warm. After that, huge breakfast.
He always said the same thing after the ordeal: "You'd better learn to respect Mother Nature because she doesn't give a shit about you."
I miss that crazy old man. He was a great man.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2024 10:56 PM (WXNFJ)
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The fire is not at “a biolab” but at a warehouse owned by a company called BioLab, who manufacture pool treatment products.
apnews.com/article/biolab…
nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna1…
Context is written by people who use X, and appears when rated helpful by others. Find out more.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 29, 2024 10:56 PM (CEzQx)
Restroom lines' equity, now, you bastards!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
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Trump War Room
@TrumpWarRoom
Jen Psaki to Second Gentleperson "Doug": You have "reshaped the perception of masculinity."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 29, 2024 10:56 PM (L/fGl)
Two days from now, the Prancing Prairie Primate will be sobbing into his sippy cup as his whore wife treats him with aromatherapy using the odors of Minneapolis burning in the summer of 2020.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2024 10:56 PM (xG4kz)
'Orwell's father had been an opium administration official (4th Class) in India & didn't have much money.'
That's how you know he was honest.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 29, 2024 10:57 PM (3wi/L)
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I was pretty sure it wasn't Mother Theresa.
Did anyone guess Tim Walz? C'mon you know he's at least thought it.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 29, 2024 10:57 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Don Black
Early Elvis was very sensuous. The Beatles were never sensuous.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2024 10:57 PM (0Htd1)
In the first days of blitzkrieg, some fortress defenders in Belgium and Holland perished of "gunpowder poisoning," the exclusion of breathable air by artillery warheads -- not the concussion.
Maginot-era fort designers were careful to use positive pressure and snorkels to avoid poison gas, but this was new.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 29, 2024 10:58 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2024 10:41 PM (IDphi)
My kid is in South Dakota this week checking it out. He's thinking of moving there. Lower cost of living I guess, and decent individual freedoms.
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 29, 2024 10:51 PM (NMT5x)
The western part of the state is more conservative and less populated IMO. We moved here 13 years ago from central NY. I love it. Constitutional carry. Went Trump by over 60% last time. The only democrat voting is from Sioux Falls and the Indian reservations.
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2024 10:59 PM (IDphi)
All we can do is laugh at this.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 29, 2024 10:59 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: mnw at September 29, 2024 10:59 PM (NLIak)
Trump War Room
@TrumpWarRoom
Jen Psaki to Second Gentleperson "Doug": You have "reshaped the perception of masculinity."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice!
WHERE'S YOUR NANNY'S BABY, MISTER MASCULINE?
And yes, he has shaped the definition of masculinity by presenting a perfect example of what masculinity is NOT.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2024 10:59 PM (xG4kz)
That's how you know he was honest.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 29, 2024 10:57 PM (3wi/L)
I would have been an Opium Administration Official, but I got stoned, and missed the interview.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2024 10:59 PM (yLiuJ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 29, 2024 10:59 PM (6cGZq)
All we can do is laugh at this.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 29, 2024 10:59 PM (mH6SG)
Knocking up the nanny is as masculine as you can get.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 29, 2024 11:00 PM (BsPPV)
A suitable salute for the current Vice President
https://youtu.be/qqg4rJPUxGs
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Andy Griffith's character was the PLO
Permanent Latrine Orderly
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2024 11:00 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Don Black
Early Elvis was very sensuous. The Beatles were never sensuous.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2024 10:57 PM (0Htd1)
We disagree.
Posted by: Ten Bajillionty Screaming Idiot Girls at September 29, 2024 11:00 PM (0LHG8)
Today:
'Israel is running the show, running the world... except for the BRICS, there sitting back and watching us destroy ourselves" Eric Clapton.
Maybe he can form a band with Roger Waters.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2024 11:01 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 29, 2024 10:56 PM (BsPPV)
seems to me that he found disillusionment everywhere he went, and never found anything to replace the ideals that got tarnished by reality.
Man should have read some Albert Jay Nock, or someone.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2024 11:01 PM (D7oie)
Hashem Safieddine
Cousin of Nasrallah, looks a lot like him, and allegedly whacked today.
Next!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2024 10:32 PM (uxCna)
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Hashem Safieddine (1964-2024) has not been killed.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 29, 2024 11:01 PM (iTNuP)
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why does it look like a...never mind
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2024 11:01 PM (V13WU)
'They will claim they are still on the left even as they are horrified by it's current incarnation.'
I'm not sympathetic to their lacking the courage to reach the logical conclusion that there must be something wrong with the left.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 29, 2024 11:02 PM (3wi/L)
Did you pay for the abortion?
How much extra money did you pay her to sign the NDA?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2024 11:02 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2024 10:56 PM (xG4kz)
Is the Vance vs Walz debate two days from now?
Posted by: pookysgirl, probably behind the times at September 29, 2024 11:02 PM (dtlDP)
I was looking at a Rapid City area real estate. Not cheap.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 29, 2024 11:02 PM (BsPPV)
Posted by: Otter at September 29, 2024 11:03 PM (TSQkU)
http://tiny.cc/v7xnzz
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 29, 2024 10:48 PM (TGPs7)
You otter get some leg tonight for sure...
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 29, 2024 11:03 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 29, 2024 11:03 PM (L/fGl)
Emhoff, of course, has anyonomous aides claiming that the nanny miscarried.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2024 11:03 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 29, 2024 11:04 PM (mH6SG)
early phase or later phase
I Wanna Hold Your Hand Beatles > Yellow Submarine Beatles
Mystery Train Elvis > all subsequent Elvii
Posted by: Don Black at September 29, 2024 11:04 PM (/7KEl)
All we can do is laugh at this.'
And I do. She's practically calling him a fag.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 29, 2024 11:04 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2024 10:59 PM (IDphi)
I told him he'd want to avoid the metro areas, but that's probably where the higher paying jobs are. Catch-22 I suppose.
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 29, 2024 11:05 PM (NMT5x)
I was looking at a Rapid City area real estate. Not cheap.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 29, 2024 11:02 PM (BsPPV)
No it isn't. Property taxes are low compared to the house prices.
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2024 11:05 PM (IDphi)
Posted by: Blackstone at September 29, 2024 11:05 PM (9byfS)
Otter in T-shirt, riding in a car, greets hot Indonesian Babes...
http://tiny.cc/v7xnzz
Posted by: Mister Ghost
Otter from "Animal House"? Cool!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2024 11:06 PM (xG4kz)
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸
@RepMTG
I warned about this days ago.
Longshoremen voted to strike, they walk out Tuesday.
85,000 dockworkers from Maine to Texas. Will impact 36 ports and all imports & exports from Maine to Texas!
This could get rough.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 29, 2024 11:06 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 29, 2024 11:02 PM (BsPPV)
Seems to me that moving from a blue shithole to a red State should also involve moving from urban to rural. The libs congregate in cities, even in conservative polities. Why go live among them?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2024 11:06 PM (yLiuJ)
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Translation: 'It's like a penis, only smaller.'
Posted by: Don Black at September 29, 2024 11:06 PM (/7KEl)
I loved me some Elvis movies growing up.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 29, 2024 11:06 PM (BsPPV)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 29, 2024 11:02 PM (BsPPV)
It's a hidden gem that's becoming not so hidden. Also the city has to pay for snow removal somehow....
Posted by: pookysgirl has spent some time in the Black Hills at September 29, 2024 11:06 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2024 11:06 PM (IDphi)
'I would have been an Opium Administration Official, but I got stoned, and missed the interview.'
Hahaha!
I asked them what would happen if my inventory figures were sometimes 'off'. Never got called back for some reason.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 29, 2024 11:07 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2024 10:48 PM (Dtb9T)
Met Cali conservative couple after Mass today. The husband proceeded to fill us in on the news like we were living in the woods for last year. Gees, what's with them? Can they say anything without that arrogant attitude? No offense to CaliRons.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2024 11:07 PM (uBb4f)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 29, 2024 11:07 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 29, 2024 11:02 PM (BsPPV)
Several years ago the Oil Fracking Boom sent the cost of living around Rapid City skyrocketing.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 29, 2024 11:08 PM (aSDr4)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 29, 2024 11:08 PM (LkLld)
Did you pay for the abortion?
Emhoff, of course, has anyonomous aides claiming that the nanny miscarried.
Posted by: The ARC of History
How many abortions has Mrs. Emhoff had, Dougie?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2024 11:08 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2024 11:08 PM (IDphi)
Up until a couple of weeks ago that was the smart money bet. In a way, FJB's meltdown might turn out to be the best thing that could have ever happened to advance peace in the mideast by taking the leash off of Israel. The Lord surely does work in mysterious ways.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 29, 2024 11:09 PM (/y8xj)
http://tiny.cc/v7xnzz
Posted by: Mister Ghost
Otter from "Animal House"? Cool!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2024 11:06 PM (xG4kz)
***
Hey baby! Wanna check out my mackerel?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2024 11:09 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: LRob in OK at September 29, 2024 11:09 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 29, 2024 11:09 PM (3wi/L)
All we can do is laugh at this.'
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I still can't believe this "male" knocked up a nanny.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 29, 2024 11:10 PM (JkO4W)
Several years ago the Oil Fracking Boom sent the cost of living around Rapid City skyrocketing.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 29, 2024 11:08 PM (aSDr4)
Forgot about that. Also the area near where we go has started to be strip-mined. (Sorry for the atrocious grammar, it's been a long day.)
Posted by: pookysgirl has spent some time in the Black Hills at September 29, 2024 11:11 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 29, 2024 11:03 PM (L/fGl)
Bring Me Some Bread with Fettuccine Alfredo
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 29, 2024 11:11 PM (BsPPV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 29, 2024 11:10 PM (JkO4W)
Maybe she had a Justin Bieber tattoo on her back?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2024 11:11 PM (yLiuJ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 29, 2024 11:11 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Archer
The sticks? South Dakota has trees?
Dayummm.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2024 11:11 PM (WXNFJ)
I still can't believe this "male" knocked up a nanny.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
A one-in-a-million turkey baster accident -- he was trying to put the baby batter up his own butt.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2024 11:12 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 29, 2024 11:12 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 29, 2024 11:03 PM (L/fGl)
Bring Me Some Bread with Fettuccine Alfredo
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 29, 2024 11:11 PM (BsPPV)
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Give me some head and a plate of Alfredo.
Posted by: Willie Brown at September 29, 2024 11:12 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2024 11:13 PM (xG4kz)
Two days from now, the Prancing Prairie Primate will be sobbing into his sippy cup as his whore wife treats him with aromatherapy using the odors of Minneapolis burning in the summer of 2020.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2024 10:56 PM (xG4kz)
I think Prancing Prairie Primate will answer every question in Tuesday's debate, including all foreign policy ones, with this: "Look, I'm a middle-class guy. Always have been. Unlike my Ivy League, filthy rich opponent. To me everything comes down to: How can I help my fellow middle-class citizens advance out of the deep economic and democracy hole Trump left us in? Kamala and I will fight for the middle-class and all those who will have zero economic advancement or freedom if Trump is elected."
He has no other option, IMHO.
Posted by: Gref at September 29, 2024 11:13 PM (aBgBM)
Guitar Gods? We have Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck, Jimmy Page, Buddy Guy, Jimi Hendrix, Keith Richards, Mick Taylor, Steve Howe, Steve Hackett, Duane Allman, Dickie Betts, Peter Frampton, Bonnie Raitt, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Doyle Bramhall, Derek Trucks, Joe Bonamassa, Kingfish, Samantha Fish, and the three Kings, B.B., Albert and Freddie, amongst all the other greats in heavy rotation. . . On the weekends, from noon to midnight, the best live concert tracks from the classic live albums.
We will also keep you informed about the latest news of your favorite artists. . . Morons will love it. Give it a shot.
Posted by: Blackstone at September 29, 2024 11:13 PM (9byfS)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 29, 2024 11:13 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 29, 2024 11:15 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 29, 2024 11:15 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Mr. Ray at September 29, 2024 11:02 PM (nv4jJ)
An excellent point and made way more succinctly than I could make it.
10/7 and the Biden Administration's utter incompetence has really changed things.
Posted by: Ten Bajillionty Screaming Idiot Girls at September 29, 2024 11:16 PM (QiIWE)
OSINTdefender @sentdefender 4m
Unconfirmed Reports over the last 24 Hours suggest that Major General Maher al-Assad, the Brother of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad as well as the Commander of the Syrian Army’s 4th Armoured Division, was Killed yesterday by an Israeli Airstrike on his Home near the Capital of Damascus. Maher and the 4th Armored Division are well known across Syria for their Brutal Crackdown against Anti-Government Demonstrations in 2011, specifically in the City of Daraa where his Forces led a Slaughter against Hundreds if not Thousands of Civilians; they are also known for their Close Ties to Iran and Iranian-Backed Forces operating in Western Syria and Lebanon.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 29, 2024 11:16 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2024 11:17 PM (uBb4f)
Posted by: LRob in OK at September 29, 2024 11:17 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 29, 2024 11:17 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Mr. Ray at September 29, 2024 11:16 PM (nv4jJ)
I cooked elbow macaroni with tomatoes, chili peppers, ground pork and spices. It was far better than beans and rice.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2024 11:17 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Don Black at September 29, 2024 11:18 PM (/7KEl)
metaphor man
@shitbiscuit
White people will walk half a mile to return the shopping cart
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 29, 2024 11:18 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: mnw at September 29, 2024 11:18 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2024 11:18 PM (IDphi)
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2024 11:18 PM (QiIWE)
I do not watch NFL football, nor do I care who does what.
With one important exception. I am roaring with laughter that Tay-Tay Swift-Swift's boy toy Kelce has been benched by Andy Reid, head coach of the KC Chiefs.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2024 11:19 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Blackstone at September 29, 2024 11:13 PM (9byfS)
I tried it. Joan Jett. Well, OK. The Runaways, with a shitty cover of Wild Thing by the Troggs. Then Nirvana came on. Click, goes the mouse.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2024 11:19 PM (yLiuJ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Certainly not to the point of sauce with a hint of pasta flavoring.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2024 11:19 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2024 11:17 PM (uBb4f)
Vodka Sauce over shrimp and linguine is a favorite.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 29, 2024 11:19 PM (BsPPV)
When Red Kammie becomes President, all who identify as males will be required to pee sitting down.
Restroom lines' equity, now, you bastards!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2024 10:52 PM (xG4kz)
I disagree. I'll pee outside. I'll identify as a golden retriever while I do it. Red Kammie will not only allow it, I expect a subsidy.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 29, 2024 11:20 PM (pIfcn)
I like South Dakota; nothing against it.
But except for the "3 C's," in Ohio it's more like 10 miles.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 29, 2024 11:20 PM (zdLoL)
Machines for Sale?
Man, I had forgotten about that? How long ago?
Posted by: LRob in OK
Over a dozen years ago, at least.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2024 11:20 PM (xG4kz)
[Ari ] Fleischer noted the trend of rising Jewish Republican support over the past 30 years, with George H.W. Bush only earning 11%...Dole 16%...George W. Bush earning 19% in 2000... 25% [in 2004]...Sen. Mitt Romney and Trump each earning about 30% of the Jewish vote.
https://tinyurl.com/2scvkhy6
Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2024 11:20 PM (Dtb9T)
I wonder if people in other countries tell 'American jokes'
Posted by: Don Black at September 29, 2024 11:20 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Blackstone at September 29, 2024 11:21 PM (9byfS)
Remember, it's going to be another 3 on 1 debate.
That being said, one weakness politicians from solidly blue states (like Kamala and Walz) have is that they are never challenged - the local media protects them, and they never have to answer hard questions.
Someone like Vance is used to dealing with a hostile media.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2024 11:21 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 29, 2024 11:09 PM (/y8xj)
^^ He sure does. Among my intentions for my rosary are an "end to Hamas, Houthis, Hezballoh, antifa, all terrorism". Seems like God may be feeling the same way, at least about Hamas.
Posted by: Iris at September 29, 2024 11:21 PM (n3DL0)
OSINTdefender @sentdefender 4m
Unconfirmed Reports over the last 24 Hours suggest that Major General Maher al-Assad, the Brother of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad as well as the Commander of the Syrian Army’s 4th Armoured Division, was Killed yesterday by an Israeli Airstrike on his Home near the Capital of Damascus. Maher and the 4th Armored Division are well known across Syria for their Brutal Crackdown against Anti-Government Demonstrations in 2011, specifically in the City of Daraa where his Forces led a Slaughter against Hundreds if not Thousands of Civilians; they are also known for their Close Ties to Iran and Iranian-Backed Forces operating in Western Syria and Lebanon.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 29, 2024 11:16 PM (CEzQx)
So I quoted this song earlier...
https://youtu.be/DdekZoYoamE
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2024 11:22 PM (QiIWE)
OSINTdefender @sentdefender 1h
Tonight’s Israeli Airstrike on the Lebanese Capital of Beirut is quite Unusual. Unlike previous Strikes that we have seen on the City, this one was not on the Southern Suburbs but instead on a Neighborhood near the Downtown Commercial District; in addition, the Targets of the Strike were not Members of Hezbollah, Hamas, or the PIJ, but instead Three Commanders with the Military Wing of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (PFLP), a Group which has not had much involvement in the ongoing War. I have a feeling that since the Campaign against Hezbollah in Lebanon is going so well, this Strike was likely “Payback” by Israel for Actions committed by these PFLP Commanders in the 90s and 2000s. We also have not yet received any kind of Statement or even a claim of Responsibility by Israel for the Strike.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 29, 2024 11:22 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: ALH at September 29, 2024 11:22 PM (xJEPL)
I wonder if people in other countries tell 'American jokes'
Posted by: Don Black at September 29, 2024 11:20 PM (/7KEl)
Yes, they do... you will also hear Japanese telling Jokes about Koreans... or various tribes in Africa telling jokes about each other... and various sects in the Mid East telling jokes about each other, just like French and English used to tell jokes about each other...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2024 11:22 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Tampon Timmy! at September 29, 2024 11:23 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: K.C. Wolf (mnw) at September 29, 2024 11:23 PM (NLIak)
With one important exception. I am roaring with laughter that Tay-Tay Swift-Swift's boy toy Kelce has been benched by Andy Reid, head coach of the KC Chiefs.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2024 11:19 PM (xG4kz)
***
I for one, am sick of the Harris ads. I get it...the NFL gets paid for advertising. But this is too much.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2024 11:23 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Don Black
Mad Magazine did a "American jokes they tell in Poland" article.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2024 11:23 PM (vJiyU)
https://tinyurl.com/mrb2dkny
Posted by: Ciampino - Pasta e fagioli con il pepe nero at September 29, 2024 11:23 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
You eat people! What the hell do you know about food?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2024 11:23 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Chuck C at September 29, 2024 11:23 PM (yOPBE)
In any case, good for them!
That golden oldie: bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran, bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran, bomb Iraaaaannnn...
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 29, 2024 11:23 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2024 11:24 PM (xG4kz)
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he had 7 catches for 89 yards today
how is that a benching
Posted by: Don Black at September 29, 2024 11:24 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Blackstone at September 29, 2024 11:21 PM (9byfS)
Reminds me a little of KCDX, Florence'Phoenix. I don't know if they are on the air (or online) now, at all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2024 11:24 PM (yLiuJ)
I wonder if people in other countries tell 'American jokes'
Posted by: Don Black at September 29, 2024 11:20 PM (/7KEl)
You don't have to go to another country for that. Our late night hosts like to make lame jokes about Americans.
But I'm sure foreign American jokes have to do with us shooting, eating and spending/making money.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 29, 2024 11:24 PM (BsPPV)
It wasn't bad.
Friends were less circumspect about it...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 29, 2024 11:24 PM (TGPs7)
Part of America being Israel's guarantor of security has meant we've kept them on a leash, for example only allowing them to respond proportionally when attacked. In a way this has meant we've kind of acted as the guarantor of the security of their enemies, too. Keeping the most powerful country in the region on a leash has meant the safety of their neighbors. Now with the Biden Administration alternately asleep at the wheel or hostile to Israel combined with the uncertainty of American elections Israel has decided to take off the leash. They are striking their enemies as hard and as fast as they can expecting either an eventual return yo the status quo (Trump) or another four years of leftist anti-Israel hostility (Harris). They are going to beat their enemies so hard and so furiously it will take them years to recover and regroup.
I bet the Iranians are pissing themselves about now.
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2024 10:51 PM (+HGfJ)
Israel is to its Middle Eastern enemies as the First Foundation was to the Galactic Empire.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 29, 2024 11:25 PM (SJ0+K)
https://tinyurl.com/46w7ctfb
Posted by: Ciampino - resurrection at September 29, 2024 11:25 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Don Black at September 29, 2024 10:36 PM (/7KEl)
This. A mid level hack we're supposed to believe was some great artist.
Posted by: Mr. Ray at September 29, 2024 10:40 PM (nv4jJ)
Da Vinci was on My Favorite Martian this morning. Not sure who portrayed him.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 29, 2024 11:26 PM (QGaXH)
I take it you missed today's Chiefs-Chargers game.
Posted by: K.C. Wolf (mnw)
Told you I don't watch. That was something that I read. For all I know, he spent the day in the weight room bench pressing.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2024 11:26 PM (xG4kz)
Newfie jokes in Canada, and, curiously, Chukchi jokes in Russia. (The Chukchi are an indigenous Siberian tribe, with all of about 16,000 people.)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2024 11:26 PM (uxCna)
Hate to disagree with a cannibal on things having to do with food but this is wrong.
A well done Alfredo sauce is perfection. And doesn't require a human sacrifice.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 29, 2024 11:26 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 29, 2024 11:26 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Blackstone at September 29, 2024 11:26 PM (9byfS)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2024 11:27 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 29, 2024 11:27 PM (mH6SG)
It wasn't bad.
Friends were less circumspect about it...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 29, 2024 11:24 PM (TGPs7)
Still a favorite of mine is Tuna Salad ( made the way I like it) mixed with cold elbow macaroni.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 29, 2024 11:27 PM (BsPPV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2024 11:27 PM (5p7su)
Still broadcasting last time I was down that way a few months ago. Website is still up but they've never updated it to allow you to listen using anything but flash.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 29, 2024 11:28 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: runner telling old arab jokes at September 29, 2024 11:28 PM (V13WU)
Real Midwesterners don't go to schools like that!
Posted by: Tampon Timmy! at September 29, 2024 11:28 PM (uxCna)
Houthis fire one missile and a drone at Israel Friday. This is the response:
https://tinyurl.com/w53yvbt4
Posted by: Ciampino - death & decomposition at September 29, 2024 11:29 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2024 11:29 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2024 11:29 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Blackstone at September 29, 2024 11:26 PM (9byfS)
Ah, OK. I did see a lot of Runaways on the "recently played" list, and thought, "gee, not much variety". But if it was a "fantasy concert" that explains it. Fair's fair. I will give it another shot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2024 11:29 PM (yLiuJ)
OSINTdefender @sentdefender 4h
Hezbollah has released a Statement, as well as their First Trading Card in Days, showing Mourning for Ali Karaki, the Commander of Hezbollah’s Southern Front who was also Eliminated in the Israeli Precision-Strike against the Hezbollah Central Command Bunker in Southern Beirut.
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Trading Card means the martyrs cards the assholes print to 'honour' their dead fellow assholes.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 29, 2024 11:30 PM (CEzQx)
the noble false widow spider ... with known victims including lizards, bats, and now shrews. ..a gruesome scene outside a bedroom window in southern England, where a female noble false widow spider subdued and consumed a pygmy shrew (Sorex minutus)
https://tinyurl.com/4rcftdwn
Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2024 11:31 PM (Dtb9T)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2024 11:31 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
This is incorrect
Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2024 11:31 PM (QfvaV)
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At this rate my Hassan Nasrallah rookie card is going to be worth a fortune.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 29, 2024 11:32 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx)
We're doing our best to give you the complete set!
Posted by: Mossad at September 29, 2024 11:32 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 29, 2024 11:24 PM (BsPPV)
My fave from overseas? An American Breakfast... all the normal American foods, with a .45 next to the utensils.
But of course, Americans say... this is not accurate... not enough reloads in the picture.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2024 11:32 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 29, 2024 11:25 PM (SJ0+K)
Wasn't there a Counter Foundation? Is there a Counter Israel somewhere?
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2024 11:32 PM (6o/Ge)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2024 11:32 PM (63Dwl)
OSINTdefender @sentdefender 38m
U.S. Democratic Senator Mark Kelly, the Chairman of the Senate Armed Services Subcommittee on Airland confirmed earlier today that the Bombs the Israeli Air Force utilized on Friday against the Hezbollah Command Bunker in Southern Beirut, were American-Produced “Mark 84” 2,000lb Bombs equipped with Joint Direct Attack Munition (JDAM) Kits.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 29, 2024 11:33 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: K.C. Wolf (mnw) at September 29, 2024 11:33 PM (NLIak)
U.S. Democratic Senator Mark Kelly, the Chairman of the Senate Armed Services Subcommittee on Airland confirmed earlier today that the Bombs the Israeli Air Force utilized on Friday against the Hezbollah Command Bunker in Southern Beirut, were American-Produced “Mark 84” 2,000lb Bombs equipped with Joint Direct Attack Munition (JDAM) Kits.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 29, 2024 11:33 PM (CEzQx)
because telling our enemy what we and our allies are doing... is not giving Aid to our enemies.
/spit
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2024 11:34 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 29, 2024 11:35 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2024 11:35 PM (vJiyU)
Maybe her handlers won't allow it. Besides, even if she's installed in the White House, she won't be in charge.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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Yes she will. She's a tyrant and she's crafty. She' knows who the Acronym bosses are and she's already got her buds, her gang, together. She wins, the Acronyms heads are on the block, Obama too. The she will be known as Queen Kamala.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2024 11:35 PM (Dtb9T)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
In response I say: Macaroni and Cheese.
Posted by: Gref at September 29, 2024 11:35 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 29, 2024 11:35 PM (Uf89d)
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 29, 2024 11:36 PM (CEzQx)
There were two rules only. 1. Stay below 92nd St. 2. Don't call us from the cops because we won't come.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2024 11:36 PM (5p7su)
Posted by: K.C. Wolf (mnw) at September 29, 2024 11:33 PM (NLIak)
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I wonder if the hotel bookies in Vegas are taking bets on whether Khameini is still above ground on the first day of 2025.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 29, 2024 11:36 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: Mossad
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I'm waiting for the collectible plates!
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 29, 2024 11:37 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: mnw at September 29, 2024 11:37 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2024 11:39 PM (5p7su)
Posted by: Ciampino - ssssssssssssssssss at September 29, 2024 11:39 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2024 11:39 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx)
Heh, the Franklin Mint is missing a golden opportunity.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2024 11:39 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Cool beans. From Midnight till 6:00 am it’s on AutoDJ with it being primarily a mix of blues rock, British Invasion and psychedelic. Where else can you hear Spooky Tooth playing a cover of I Am The Walrus ? Thanks for giving it a chance.
Posted by: Blackstone at September 29, 2024 11:40 PM (9byfS)
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2024 11:40 PM (V13WU)
That leak on the ISS .....
https://tinyurl.com/yck8kn6x
Posted by: Ciampino - ssssssssssssssssss
The Curse of the Space Edsel is real!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2024 11:40 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Braenyard
Noble "false" widow?
Her husband is locked up in a tower somewhere?
Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2024 11:40 PM (DgGvY)
Obligatory: Mom threw mine out.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 29, 2024 11:42 PM (/y8xj)
https://youtu.be/qqg4rJPUxGs
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 29, 2024 10:52 PM (VNX3d)
*************
The Salute was a wee bit different for Harris and I. She was on her knees and...
Posted by: Willie Brown - BO-OI-OING!! at September 29, 2024 11:43 PM (3eGpO)
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2024 11:40 PM (V13WU)
Apparently not. I sure hope he is OK.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2024 11:43 PM (yLiuJ)
At this rate my Hassan Nasrallah rookie card is going to be worth a fortune.
Obligatory: Mom threw mine out.
Posted by: Oddbob
Ima gonna kill my little brother for using mine to make a noisemaker for his bike's spokes.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2024 11:44 PM (xG4kz)
That's what's known as a "prop bet." Proposition.
If anyone took me up on my "mnw lock" this week (Chiefs -7), they didn't win but they didn't lose, either. Chiefs won by 7, so it was a push-- as if no bets had been placed. Both sides keep their money.
Not exactly what I had intended my lock to be, but... meh.
One of the marks of a great team is to win even while you're stinking the joint up.
Posted by: mnw at September 29, 2024 11:44 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Ciampino - just beautiful at September 29, 2024 11:44 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 29, 2024 11:44 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 29, 2024 11:45 PM (pIfcn)
https://tinyurl.com/5be3rwnn
Posted by: Ciampino - well! at September 29, 2024 11:46 PM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/yck8kn6x
Posted by: Ciampino - ssssssssssssssssss
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The whole thing is structurally unstable. Small unreinforced connection points. Did you see them banging around in that thing today? It may be high tech on the inside but it was built on the cheap.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2024 11:46 PM (Dtb9T)
Legion Hoops
@LegionHoops
AJ Griffin on retiring from basketball at 21 years old:
“I gave up basketball to follow Jesus.”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 29, 2024 11:47 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 29, 2024 11:47 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2024 11:47 PM (5p7su)
Harris coordinated the necklace with Tiffany & Co.’s pearl earrings.
_Womens Wear Daily
Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2024 11:48 PM (Dtb9T)
Posted by: Blackstone
It's nice to read new nics on the overnight thread and you certainly do your brand proud by being polite / congenial in your responses.
Posted by: old chick at September 29, 2024 11:48 PM (F3Dlr)
“I gave up basketball to follow Jesus.”
Posted by: Mister Ghost
So he's switching to ice hockey?
Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2024 11:50 PM (DgGvY)
Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 3h
Mostafa Karami, Mullah who regularly speaks on the behalf of the Islamic Regime in Iran says the Israelis were only able to assassinate Nasrallah because “Jews use genies for military operations”
https://tinyurl.com/yc6pvxy7
32 seconds; with subtitles
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 29, 2024 11:51 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 29, 2024 11:52 PM (NMT5x)
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hey, whatever works
Posted by: Don Black at September 29, 2024 11:53 PM (/7KEl)
Mostafa Karami, Mullah who regularly speaks on the behalf of the Islamic Regime in Iran says the Israelis were only able to assassinate Nasrallah because “Jews use genies for military operations”
Posted by: andycanuck
Compared to you, they are. And it's spelled "geniuses."
Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2024 11:53 PM (DgGvY)
I like South Dakota; nothing against it.
But except for the "3 C's," in Ohio it's more like 10 miles.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 29, 2024 11:20 PM (zdLoL)
"3 C's," in Ohio
Columbus, Cleveland and Cincinnattah??
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 29, 2024 11:54 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Don Black at September 29, 2024 11:54 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2024 11:55 PM (63Dwl)
https://tinyurl.com/yc6pvxy7
32 seconds; with subtitles
Posted by: andycanuck
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He right and he'd better be careful there may be one in his microphone, there may be one under his robe. Feel that tickling sensation Mostafa?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2024 11:55 PM (Dtb9T)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2024 11:55 PM (vJiyU)
huh
Posted by: Don Black at September 29, 2024 11:55 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 29, 2024 11:55 PM (sRfrW)
Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 3h
Mostafa Karami, Mullah who regularly speaks on the behalf of the Islamic Regime in Iran says the Israelis were only able to assassinate Nasrallah because "Jews use genies for military operations"
https://tinyurl.com/yc6pvxy7
32 seconds; with subtitles
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 29, 2024 11:51 PM (CEzQx)
They PAY us, instead of stuffing us into tiny little bottles.
Posted by: genies at September 29, 2024 11:56 PM (FnneF)
A well done Alfredo sauce is perfection. And doesn't require a human sacrifice.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 29, 2024 11:26 PM (LkLld)
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So what did you do with Alfredo?
Posted by: Ciampino - poor Alfie! at September 29, 2024 11:56 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 29, 2024 11:56 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 29, 2024 11:57 PM (0Htd1)
Hey San Franpsycho. Speaking of the baseline from badge, I had the pleasure of meeting NATHAN EAST a while back after a Clapton concert at the Royal Albert Hall. Spoke with him again last year at the crosswords festival in LA. A really great gentleman.
Posted by: Blackstone at September 29, 2024 11:57 PM (9byfS)
Find some cherries, or real cherry juice. It truly does help many people relievecthe symptoms.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at September 29, 2024 11:57 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
You eat people! What the hell do you know about food?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2024 11:23 PM (WXNFJ)
Soylent Green...ftw
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 29, 2024 11:58 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 29, 2024 11:58 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Harvested the ONE watermelon that managed to grow.
It was, delicious.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2024 11:58 PM (vJiyU)
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I'd pay to see that.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx)
I don't want to see her in anything...
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2024 11:59 PM (vJiyU)
UPENN Students for Justice in Palestine has posted that they are not only supporting Hezbollah but part of Hezbollah. Penn has allowed this to happen through their inaction and appeasement.
https://tinyurl.com/4dhet8p7
Posted by: Braenyard at September 30, 2024 12:00 AM (Dtb9T)
Italian bread is underrated. It's not like only Pierre makes bread.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 12:00 AM (LkLld)
I have been trying to place how many years ago I first took notice of your comments on aos and how much I have looked forward to seeing your nic here. I think it's 20 years.
I wonder if you know you have a following
Posted by: old chick at September 30, 2024 12:00 AM (F3Dlr)
Find some cherries, or real cherry juice. It truly does help many people relievecthe symptoms.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
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I heard that they work better if you soak them in gin for a few days.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 30, 2024 12:02 AM (Dtb9T)
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 30, 2024 12:02 AM (NMT5x)
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 12:03 AM (CEzQx)
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 30, 2024 12:04 AM (NMT5x)
My sad prediction is that the Democrats will not suffer a Trump win.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 30, 2024 12:05 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: RI Red
And, yeah, flipping off people is something I don't do, either.
Posted by: blake
Yeah, I don't do that anymore either. Takes a lot of self-restraint but it's just not worth it.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
===
Greg Price @greg_price11 Sep 29
A Michigan fan yelled Trump 2024 at Tampon Tim and he gave him the middle finger.
https://tinyurl.com/mr36x99z
4 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 29, 2024 10:15 PM (CEzQx)
Man, talk about thin-skinned. World leader ... not.
Posted by: m at September 30, 2024 12:06 AM (64Zez)
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at September 30, 2024 12:08 AM (55Qr6)
Blackstone
me, too.
Some forget that this isn't a private chat room and that a bunch of lurkers (thousands or more?) read and learn and appreciate the knowledge and humor offered by many, but, seldom say so. MisHum, I'm saying so now.
Posted by: old chick at September 30, 2024 12:10 AM (F3Dlr)
huh
Posted by: Don Black at September 29, 2024 11:55 PM (/7KEl)
Mr. Ray at 11:36 PM seems to have been disappeared....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 30, 2024 12:11 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Fastly Strokewater at September 30, 2024 12:11 AM (gWAUD)
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I'd pay to see that.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx)
I don't want to see her in anything...
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2024 11:59 PM (vJiyU)
Believe she is still around and still looking great....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 30, 2024 12:12 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 30, 2024 12:13 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: old chick
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Glad to see you here, not often enough though, your comments are always enlightening.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 30, 2024 12:15 AM (Dtb9T)
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Yeah -- the DEA!
Posted by: andycanuck
Did I mention you are on my must watch list, too?
Posted by: old chick at September 30, 2024 12:15 AM (F3Dlr)
(in small print)
"If you're gonna ride my ass like that, I like my hair pulled".
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 30, 2024 12:15 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 12:16 AM (LkLld)
Mike Benz: The Real Reason for Pavel Durov’s Arrest, and the Deep State’s Plan to Control Our Speech
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKBOrkk1FZE
Posted by: Braenyard at September 30, 2024 12:17 AM (Dtb9T)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 30, 2024 12:17 AM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at September 30, 2024 12:08 AM (55Qr6)
MAGA_Ken checked in, not far upthread. Apparently he is near Asheville. No word from Hammer or Robert. Big problem right now there is comms are down. And power.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2024 12:18 AM (cTcTP)
Posted by: Fastly Strokewater at September 30, 2024 12:18 AM (gWAUD)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 30, 2024 12:19 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2024 12:20 AM (cTcTP)
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Are you positive about that? I'm neutral on the subject.
Posted by: Ciampino - no negative feelings at September 30, 2024 12:22 AM (qfLjt)
Sure you have those that like to drive faster than most, but kamikazes drive like they are trying to kill themselves and that they don't care who they take with them.
For example, the speed limit is 75 and you are doing 85, but the kamikaze goes by at 100 or more nearly striking you or others who dare to obstruct them.
I almost got taken out by one while moving things from my deceased mother's home yesterday.
Way more of them than in the past.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 30, 2024 12:23 AM (elaR+)
Posted by: Fastly Strokewater at September 30, 2024 12:18 AM (gWAUD)
There is a song about that:
https://youtu.be/ZieieOhl-Yw
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2024 12:23 AM (cTcTP)
Some G*d Awful pictures coming out of there.
Posted by: Adriane the Aw Crap Critic . . . at September 30, 2024 12:23 AM (TX4bP)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 29, 2024 11:59 PM (vJiyU)
Believe she is still around and still looking great....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
...but my bedroom.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 30, 2024 12:23 AM (vJiyU)
https://t.co/JQufrerB7E
Posted by: Ciampino - what a loser at September 30, 2024 12:25 AM (qfLjt)
goodnight
Posted by: Don Black at September 30, 2024 12:25 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Fastly Strokewater
Nope, just outside Seattle, but grew up on the dry side of the State, where oddly enough, gardens do much better.(More thermal days)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 30, 2024 12:26 AM (vJiyU)
I'm here a lot, probably too much, reading and being amazed by the wealth of thought offered by cobs and commenters daily.
and off topic, I do miss and notice when regular nics go silent because I have been around so long. They are missed by many more than just me, I'm sure.
Posted by: old chick at September 30, 2024 12:27 AM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 30, 2024 12:27 AM (elaR+)
Suite: Judy Blue Eyes, CSN
Shine a Light, Stones
Crystal Closet Queen. Leon Russell
Me and Bobbie McGhee, Janis Joplin
Hey Bungalow Bill, Beatles
Rockin All Over the World, Status Quo
G’nite folks!
Posted by: Blackstone at September 30, 2024 12:27 AM (9byfS)
Way more of them than in the past.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 30, 2024 12:23 AM (elaR+)
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One word, illegal aliens ..... two words.
Posted by: Ciampino - I've got lots of choice words at September 30, 2024 12:28 AM (qfLjt)
(in small print)
"If you're gonna ride my ass like that, I like my hair pulled".
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 30, 2024 12:15 AM (MeG8a)
When I was but a lad in south Fla I used to see bumper stickers that said 'Jesus is coming' and in small print below: 'Look Busy'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 30, 2024 12:30 AM (QGaXH)
Tooling along at 80+, pretty mellow traffic and then BLAM, idiot going 120 running up into the back of the car ahead of him in the passing lane and swerves around him before he can move out of the way.
Soon followed by another idiot who blows by.
This happens a couple times a week.
Posted by: pawn at September 30, 2024 12:32 AM (QB+5g)
(in small print)
"If you're gonna ride my ass like that, I like my hair pulled".
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 30, 2024 12:15 AM (MeG8a)
When I was but a lad in south Fla I used to see bumper stickers that said 'Jesus is coming' and in small print below: 'Look Busy'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
"My other car is also a piece of junk."
Posted by: Some Rat at September 30, 2024 12:33 AM (vJiyU)
Posted by: PabloD at September 30, 2024 12:34 AM (DDP4b)
Posted by: azjaeger at September 30, 2024 12:34 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Ciampino
Could be.
I rember going to get some beer years ago and having to dodge a van blasting Tejano music that nearly crashed into me.
I watched them meander down the street repeatedly crossing into the only other lane.
I caught up to them at the red light and took a good look.
Both men were clearly of Hispanic origin.
Likely illegals like the ones that injured my mom twice in car accidents.
Yes, their fault per police and insurance.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 30, 2024 12:35 AM (elaR+)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 30, 2024 12:36 AM (KAi1n)
https://mol.im/a/13903241
Posted by: Ciampino - noble knobs at September 30, 2024 12:37 AM (qfLjt)
LouiseMensch 🇺🇸🇺🇦🌴🧈
@LouiseMensch
Donald Trump is clearly senile and rambling. A vote for Trump is to make JD Vance, king of porpoise porn and cat ladies eating cats and banning abortion nationwide, President of the United States. We should say that more.
Vance is seen as a joke because intellectually he is one, but Doddering Donnie won’t be able to finish a term. Tell independents - do you want #PresidentVance? If no, vote
@KamalaHarris
.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 30, 2024 12:37 AM (TGPs7)
@Harvard1988
Prediction: If TRUMP somehow steals this Election, before May 2025, VANCE will invoke the 25th Amendment.
VANCE will certainly become president if TRUMP wins the Election. There are numerous scenarios whereby VANCE ascends to the presidency, while VANCE is a terrible candidate, he is very cunning and calculating, no one should underestimate VANCE’s ability to manipulate a given situation.
#TrumpMustBeStopped2024
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 30, 2024 12:38 AM (TGPs7)
That's happening here in my AO on a regular basis now. Even the locally elected Democrat politburo is declaring it a crisis. When the shit hits the fan, even the blind begin to see.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 30, 2024 12:38 AM (mH6SG)
(in small print)
"If you're gonna ride my ass like that, I like my hair pulled".
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 30, 2024 12:15 AM (MeG8a)
When I was but a lad in south Fla I used to see bumper stickers that said 'Jesus is coming' and in small print below: 'Look Busy'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
"My other car is also a piece of junk."
Posted by: Some Rat at September 30, 2024 12:33 AM (vJiyU)
Used to also see license plate frames that said 'Keep Honking - I'm reloading' before everybody got all whiney and sensitive....
Wonder what would happen if I put my 'President Nixon - Now More than Ever" bumper in the window? My dad found it and drove around with it as a statement during the Carter 'adminsitration'....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 30, 2024 12:38 AM (QGaXH)
By marrying the dumb town bicycle latish in life for money and power access while acting in a way that makes people suspect you are light in the loafers? Don't think that really changes the perception of anything
Posted by: azjaeger at September 30, 2024 12:39 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 30, 2024 12:42 AM (TGPs7)
https://tinyurl.com/2s48xdtj
Posted by: Ciampino - deport the set at September 30, 2024 12:43 AM (qfLjt)
It doesn't occur to them that they are endangering others.
They are to self centered and shallow of thought to think that deeply.
If anything They resent all of us that get in their way.
They refer to us as "traffic".
This is their words from Facebook.
They only care about themselves.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 30, 2024 12:43 AM (elaR+)
Posted by: Ciampino - no quims showing ... yet at September 30, 2024 12:44 AM (qfLjt)
Hey, I was already going to vote for Trump. You don't need to give me even more reasons to do so.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 30, 2024 12:45 AM (aSDr4)
https://tinyurl.com/mr36x99z
4 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 29, 2024 10:15 PM (CEzQx)
Man, talk about thin-skinned. World leader ... not.
Posted by: m at September 30, 2024 12:06 AM (64Zez)
Now if it was a R candidate that reacted that way it would be all over the news as obvious disqualification from being anywhere near the red button......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 30, 2024 12:45 AM (QGaXH)
'glitch'
https://mol.im/a/13904239
Posted by: Ciampino - no qualms about cheating at September 30, 2024 12:46 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13595335
Posted by: Ciampino - no questions please. we're British at September 30, 2024 12:47 AM (qfLjt)
Hey, I was already going to vote for Trump. You don't need to give me even more reasons to do so.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 30, 2024 12:48 AM (aSDr4)
Posted by: azjaeger at September 30, 2024 12:34 AM (3/XaG)
Kinda like the 'inna godda davida' story....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 30, 2024 12:48 AM (QGaXH)
We Southerners don't have this problem
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 30, 2024 12:50 AM (y7zkd)
Posted by: Ciampino - maybe she has the rolling pin at September 30, 2024 12:52 AM (qfLjt)
Blackmail payments to P. Diddy?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 30, 2024 12:52 AM (aSDr4)
We Southerners don't have this problem
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 30, 2024 12:50 AM (y7zkd)
"second person plural."
I don't even know what that is anymore - I may have never known. Same goes for dangling participle (particle? principal? )
Guess I'll have another beer.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 30, 2024 12:53 AM (QGaXH)
https://mol.im/a/13903023
Posted by: Ciampino - oh he's a boor? at September 30, 2024 12:54 AM (qfLjt)
1) Either the Trump campaign really believes Trump is winning, or
2) They do a DAMN fine job of pretending to believe that.
Posted by: mnw at September 30, 2024 12:54 AM (NLIak)
Kinda like the 'inna godda davida' story....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 30, 2024 12:48 AM (QGaXH)
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Inna gadda da vida involved one person and a whole large wine bottle ..... just saying.
Posted by: Ciampino - I loved those guys at September 30, 2024 12:58 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Pee Wee, Angel Beach High at September 30, 2024 12:59 AM (Aqu9a)
ALL Schnucks employees* (not just their butchers) have been unionized for a long time.
*other than managers
Posted by: mnw at September 30, 2024 01:00 AM (NLIak)
Hey, I was already going to vote for Trump. You don't need to give me even more reasons to do so.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 30, 2024 01:02 AM (yOPBE)
https://tinyurl.com/48yeaedh
Posted by: Ciampino - who are they fooling? at September 30, 2024 01:03 AM (qfLjt)
the second person plural is "youse."
I learned that from watching The Bowery Boys shorts (before the featured presentation).
Posted by: mnw at September 30, 2024 01:04 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 30, 2024 01:05 AM (TDvv2)
BIDEN (or whatever's left of him): "I've spoken to both sides. They gotta settle the strike. I'm supporting the collective bargaining effort. I think they'll settle the strike."
https://tinyurl.com/ernjvp9k
Posted by: Ciampino - The jokes write themselves at September 30, 2024 01:06 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - Pasta e fagioli con il pepe nero at September 29, 2024 11:23 PM (qfLjt)
Thanks for sharing that.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at September 30, 2024 01:07 AM (Vvh2V)
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Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at September 30, 2024 01:08 AM (Vvh2V)
Fail
Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2024 01:09 AM (fwDg9)
ALL Schnucks employees* (not just their butchers) have been unionized for a long time.
*other than managers
Posted by: mnw at September 30, 2024 01:00 AM (NLIak)
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So NEUTRAL in a strike?
Posted by: Ciampino - The jokes write themselves 2 at September 30, 2024 01:09 AM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/2s48xdtj
Posted by: Ciampino - deport the set at September 30, 2024 12:43 AM (qfLjt)
We may never know the motive
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 30, 2024 01:09 AM (pIfcn)
Posted by: mnw at September 30, 2024 01:11 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here
They were out of his favorite at Oktoberfest …
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Posted by: Common Tater at September 30, 2024 01:18 AM (cmGUu)
A good 20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2024 01:21 AM (fwDg9)
https://tinyurl.com/2s48xdtj
Posted by: Ciampino - deport the set at September 30, 2024 12:43 AM (qfLjt)
We may never know the motive
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 30, 2024 01:09 AM (pIfcn)
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Mohammedan so I know it wasn't the roast boar with mint sauce ..... then it was either the sauerkraut or the lederhosen or the beer was warm.
Posted by: Ciampino - The fraus refused him too at September 30, 2024 01:21 AM (qfLjt)
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Posted by: Blackstone blackstonerocks.com at September 30, 2024 01:22 AM (9byfS)
Have already shared with several friends, and hit up your Socials! So glad you popped in to let us know about your site.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at September 30, 2024 01:28 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Blackstone blackstonerocks.com at September 30, 2024 01:36 AM (9byfS)
Had to strip the bed and wash everything today, including the mattress protector. There's one of those "egg crate" foam toppers between mattress & protector... and when we peeled back the protector, that foam topper stuck a bit and peeled back at the corner.
Lo and behold! We found the "lump"
1/2
Posted by: JQ at September 30, 2024 01:39 AM (njWTi)
https://mol.im/a/13905647
The judge was right about the phone/camera but not about the shorts. Got a problem with that then post a dress code outside your courtroom. I say the lady should sue as the obvious action would have been to expel her from the court. Arresting is too much unless she makes that for the photo only.
It may be a Black woman pushing around a White woman.
Posted by: Ciampino - is your racism showing? at September 30, 2024 01:43 AM (qfLjt)
Now, I've written previously about, uh, certain items that (for some unknown reason) I'm not allowed to possess ... and that hubby has had a history of encephalopathy...
So, "The Lump" turned out to be--
A tape measure and a pencil.
LMAO!!!!!
He *does not remember* putting them there and I surely did not do it!
Posted by: JQ at September 30, 2024 01:44 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: PabloD at September 30, 2024 12:34 AM (DDP4b)
hahahaha!
Posted by: m at September 30, 2024 01:47 AM (64Zez)
@LouiseMensch
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 30, 2024 12:37 AM (TGPs7)
She seems nice.
Posted by: m at September 30, 2024 01:49 AM (64Zez)
I'm a little concerned to find that isn't the case.
Prayers out.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 30, 2024 01:50 AM (elaR+)
A good 20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2024 01:21 AM (fwDg9)
Thanks, Skip!
Posted by: m at September 30, 2024 01:55 AM (64Zez)
NCKate, Asheville Robert & Mike Hammer, that come to mind immediately...
Hope you've all survived and found decent refuge!
Posted by: JQ at September 30, 2024 01:55 AM (njWTi)
I'm a little concerned to find that isn't the case.
Prayers out.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 30, 2024 01:50 AM (elaR+)
Not to appear dismissive...but it's a little early yet to expect services to be restored. I had family in Florida sideswiped by hurricanes from time to time and two weeks of no power/service wasn't uncommon.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 30, 2024 02:08 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Ciampino - is your racism showing? at September 30, 2024 01:43 AM (qfLjt)
Where are you seeing "arrest"?
Posted by: m at September 30, 2024 02:23 AM (64Zez)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 30, 2024 02:29 AM (5p7su)
Do you men Mahavishnu John McLaughlin?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 30, 2024 02:37 AM (5p7su)
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Posted by: JQ at September 30, 2024 02:41 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at September 30, 2024 02:42 AM (njWTi)
Australia has been truly amazing so far.
The best part is the sense of order and social cohesion that is completely gone from San Francisco.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 30, 2024 02:49 AM (5p7su)
Posted by: JQ at September 30, 2024 02:49 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 30, 2024 02:51 AM (5p7su)
I live in a semi-rural area, which is nice right now, but it's wannabe urban thanks to
Posted by: JQ at September 30, 2024 02:52 AM (njWTi)
Problem was-- we were married, but not to each other.
Posted by: JQ at September 30, 2024 02:54 AM (njWTi)
Pixy hates us, and wishes we were dead...
Posted by: Tom has an unhealthy interest in the back naughty... at September 30, 2024 02:57 AM (0hToV)
Posted by: JQ at September 30, 2024 02:54 AM (njWTi)
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Oh, my. Well we wanted to come because we are very fond of our son in law, and have grown to be fond of his family as well. Girl F. has been here 8 times and his parents travel frequently to the US.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 30, 2024 02:59 AM (5p7su)
Posted by: JQ at September 30, 2024 02:59 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 30, 2024 03:01 AM (5p7su)
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mh is that you?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 30, 2024 03:01 AM (5p7su)
LOL!
Posted by: m at September 30, 2024 03:01 AM (64Zez)
Posted by: Rainmando Anusslop at September 30, 2024 03:01 AM (0hToV)
Re: my 538... I want to believe the guy was sincere & no hanky-panky. I'd met his wife before and they seemed a solid couple! He swore it was cool... But how would it have "looked"?
In hindsight-- if I'd realized then, that my (then-hubby) husband was fking around on me, I would've gone anyway. LOL!
Posted by: JQ at September 30, 2024 03:03 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 30, 2024 03:07 AM (5p7su)
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at September 30, 2024 03:08 AM (0hToV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 30, 2024 03:11 AM (5p7su)
YES! I was very attracted to that man!
Would've felt bad for his wife, but would've been a terrific F.U. to my asshoe EX hubby.
Posted by: JQ at September 30, 2024 03:12 AM (njWTi)
Denise didn't deserve that from me. XH deserved more than I could ever dish out.
Posted by: JQ at September 30, 2024 03:16 AM (njWTi)
Hubby got his old tape & pencil back today... LMAO.
Posted by: JQ at September 30, 2024 03:20 AM (njWTi)
Sounds like a very memorable trip.
Safe travels!
Posted by: JQ at September 30, 2024 03:25 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at September 30, 2024 03:33 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at September 30, 2024 03:20 AM (njWTi)
; )
Posted by: m at September 30, 2024 03:37 AM (64Zez)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 30, 2024 03:38 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: JQ at September 30, 2024 03:39 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 30, 2024 03:40 AM (omVj0)
As for the Killer Kittenz From Outer Space, both are well. This week Dagny the little aloof Siberian spent more time either sitting on the couch right next to me, or sleeping with me, than she has in weeks. And Stirling the great black occupied my lap at least four times yesterday alone. I must be popular.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 30, 2024 03:45 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2024 03:46 AM (fwDg9)
It's a very mixed bag tonight. Still missing some of the NC Morons.
Posted by: JQ at September 30, 2024
***
H'lo, JQ,
Yes, that's what I heard here yesterday -- that Asheville in particular had been slammed. Widespread damage and no power.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 30, 2024 03:47 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: JQ at September 30, 2024 03:50 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 30, 2024 03:51 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2024 03:52 AM (fwDg9)
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Posted by: m at September 30, 2024 04:00 AM (64Zez)
More prayers.
Posted by: JQ at September 30, 2024
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Many of the stories that came out after Katrina that the media did their best to handwave away, ignore, or debunk? True. While waiting for jury duty in 2010, I spoke with a former cop who affirmed that the tale of gang members *shooting at rescue helicopters* was true, for example.
I hope that Asheville is more civilized and that the natives have less of the "Gubmint gotta take care of us!" attitude that this town evinces. The MS Gulf Coast got ignored in all the handwringing about Gnawluns; it had worse devastation, proportionally speaking; and yet they set to work and got things back to normal fairly quickly. As NO did in 1965 after Betsy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 30, 2024 04:02 AM (omVj0)
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