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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (9/25/24)
Quote I “I was like, I will not be judged, to live in America, be an American, be a proud American, say I love America and want to make America great again. I won’t be judged for it. In fact, instead of quieting down, I’m gonna get louder,” Danica Patrick
Quote II “As Vice President, there wasn’t a single thing that I did that she couldn’t do and so I was able to delegate her responsibility on everything from foreign policy to domestic policy,” Joe Biden
Quote III “We take our cue from the armed resistance in Palestine” Momodou Taal
BREAKING NEWS: New York City Mayor Eric Adams indicted after campaign corruption investigation
Man killed in shooting after dispute over jukebox song at Fort Lauderdale restaurant
FORT LAUDERDALE, FLA. (WSVN) - A man is dead after a dispute over a jukebox song turned violent at a Mexican restaurant in Fort Lauderdale early Monday, witnesses said. The argument reportedly began around 1:30 a.m. at Antojitos Mexicanos restaurant near Davie Boulevard and State Road 7 when one man insulted another over his song choice on the music machine, according to Mauro Bonilla, who spoke with a witness.
Americans ought to wake up every morning and thank God for the American Constitution and the First Amendment. Unlike our Canadian friends to the north.
Trudeau’s Minions Deny Rebel News a Journalism License The Federal Court of Canada upheld an anti-free speech ruling by Justin Trudeau’s hand-picked censorship committee, denying conservative Rebel News a Qualified Canadian Journalism Organization (QCJO) news license.
Yes indeed, Generation Z is the worst. (Or so they say)But how in the hell did that happen, parents?
Employers Say Gen Zers are THE Worst Employees, Want to Avoid Hiring Them Gen Z is just not getting any compliments these days and now employers are saying that those between the ages of 18 and 27 are practically unemployable.
Multiple Glacier National Park Trails Closed Following Hikers' Bear Encounter — What to Know
A hiker in a group on Grinnell Trail was bit below the knee after encountering a bear.
Instead of concentrating their energy with the LGBTQIA2S+ crowd to make the abnormal normal. The Navy continues to embarrass itself.
Compounding the problem is the fact that the Big Horn is the only oiler the Navy has in the Middle East. One shipowner told gCaptain that the Navy is scrambling to find a commercial oil tanker to take its place and deliver jet fuel to the USS Abraham Lincoln. If the Navy resorts to using a commercial oil tanker as a temporary replacement, it would need to install a Consolidated Cargo Handling and Fueling (CONSOL) system for underway replenishment operations. This system includes specialized refueling rigs, tensioned fueling hoses, and high-capacity fuel pumps—all essential for safely transferring fuel to warships at sea. The tanker would also require robust communication and control systems to ensure precise coordination during refueling maneuvers. (H/T Roger Ball)
Covers will continue until they don't.
All around Good Moron Mr. Mike Hammer thought the following individual was a Genius Award Winner. I agree with Mike.
LENOIR, N.C. (WBTV) - A man was arrested after he stole and crashed a Spectrum boom truck while a utility worker was on top Wednesday night in Caldwell County, according to the police department. Frank Moody, identified as the driver in the case, was taken into custody, placed under a $100,000 bond and charged with the following:
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ciampino - California dreamin' at September 25, 2024 09:56 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: javems at September 25, 2024 09:56 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2024 09:56 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2024 09:57 PM (WXNFJ)
“As Vice President, there wasn’t a single thing that I did that she couldn’t do and so I was able to delegate her responsibility on everything from foreign policy to domestic policy,”
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Well, that should break the keel of the USS Kammie.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2024 09:58 PM (BkEzK)
A moose once bit my sister.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2024 09:58 PM (WXNFJ)
A MisHum ONT
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 25, 2024 09:58 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 25, 2024 09:59 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2024 09:59 PM (0eaVi)
Good thing we're all 29.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2024 09:59 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Ciampino - No dromedaries were harmed for this comment at September 25, 2024 10:00 PM (qfLjt)
Must be one of those new AI boats. It saw the symbol for "ram," and so it did.
Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2024 10:00 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 10:00 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2024 10:00 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2024 10:01 PM (xJEPL)
Greetings Everyone - hope your week is going well.
Back to read content - see you all later....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 25, 2024 10:01 PM (QGaXH)
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Wow. What a run of bad luck.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 10:01 PM (JkO4W)
Good thing we're all 29.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Isn't that the generation where 114% of them want a career as an "influencer?"
If your idea of a full day's work is spending 5 minutes ad-libbing an advertisement on MeTube, you're probably not cut out for
Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2024 10:02 PM (DgGvY)
A moose once bit my sister.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2024 09:58 PM (WXNFJ)
Not to make light, but she's lucky that's all she got. Moose will fvck you up
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 25, 2024 10:02 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at September 25, 2024 10:02 PM (QXQ4l)
P*ssies!! I mean, I get it - but if we closed down our streets or neighborhood because bears are close, we'd never be allowed back. My next door neighbor had a bear on his deck a few days ago.
Oddly enough, they (the bears) seem pretty docile - even with their cubs nearby. But we all know that can change in an instant.
I do not avoid the company of momma bears - but I do deny them my essence.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2024 10:02 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 10:02 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: javems at September 25, 2024 10:03 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 25, 2024 10:03 PM (sJHOI)
Good thing we're all 29.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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If you're 29, you're too old and on the chopping block.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2024 10:03 PM (BkEzK)
FORT LAUDERDALE, FLA. (WSVN) - A man is dead after a dispute over a jukebox song turned violent at a Mexican restaurant in Fort Lauderdale early Monday, witnesses said.
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I only hope that an Indian had the good sense to shoot out the lights.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 10:03 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2024 10:03 PM (PDf99)
Welp, when you get your nuts blown off by your own smartphone, let me know how that's working out for you.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 25, 2024 10:04 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2024 10:04 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Ciampino
More than once, I've reached over and patted my lovely wife's (whatever I connected with). She always says the same thing:
"Is that you?"
Who the hell else could it be?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2024 10:04 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2024 10:04 PM (BVwxa)
Posted by: Zeera , becoming ungovernable by choice at September 25, 2024 10:05 PM (PE9AN)
Amen.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2024 10:06 PM (xJEPL)
This is my takeaway too. Veruca Salt didn't beget herself. That's in the Bible, I think.
Posted by: Basic Theology, Bruh at September 25, 2024 10:06 PM (CzMNg)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2024 10:04 PM (IG4Id)
New. Still sealed until tomorrow.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2024 10:06 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 10:06 PM (Ad8y9)
Covers, eh? How about a Scottish rock band called Gun covering Cameo's 'Word Up'.
https://youtu.be/0EWKphU0c5Q?si=x-b5_fumJAUckcqv
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 25, 2024 10:06 PM (/Djer)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2024 10:04 PM (IG4Id)
It's new in the sense that it's just now happening, but old in the sense that we already know how it ends.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 25, 2024 10:06 PM (lHPJf)
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More than once, I've reached over and patted my lovely wife's (whatever I connected with). She always says the same thing:
"Is that you?"
Who the hell else could it be?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2024 10:04 PM (WXNFJ)
No one.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at September 25, 2024 10:07 PM (FnneF)
I bet he played B-17
Posted by: Olivia Newton John at September 25, 2024 10:07 PM (vihfr)
Posted by: Live In A Bunker, Too at September 25, 2024 10:07 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2024 10:07 PM (xJEPL)
It is Cornell, after all....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2024 10:07 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: 496 at September 25, 2024 10:08 PM (t+VLa)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 25, 2024 10:08 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2024 10:03 PM (BkEzK)
At that age you can't possibly help us with our DEI/ESG initiative, so sorry for wasting your time!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 25, 2024 10:08 PM (hOUT3)
Trudeau’s Minions Deny Rebel News a Journalism License
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Are they little germ-shaped creatures spewing gibberish?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2024 10:08 PM (BkEzK)
Posted by: Live In A Bunker, Too at September 25, 2024 10:07 PM (CV8a5)
Not as many savvy folks as yourself.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at September 25, 2024 10:08 PM (QXQ4l)
I bet he played B-17
Posted by: Olivia Newton John at September 25, 2024 10:07 PM (vihfr)
I would have expected "What's New, Pussycat."
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 10:08 PM (Ad8y9)
The the things The Biden Crime family have done are a million times more criminal than whatever Adams was up to with Turkey.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 25, 2024 10:09 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2024 10:09 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: Ciampino - Taing out all incoming traffic at September 25, 2024 10:09 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2024 10:09 PM (V13WU)
It is Cornell, after all....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2024 10:07 PM (0eaVi)
Hail Cornell
Posted by: Keith "Crazy as a bedbug" Oberman at September 25, 2024 10:09 PM (QXQ4l)
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Well, that should break the keel of the USS Kammie.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2024 09:58 PM (BkEzK)
At this point, I truly believe whatever cognizant mind Bye-den has left is hell bent on revenge for being usurped. He was quick to endorse Kamala when Obama, Pelosi and other did not but rather delayed their endorsements. That was Joe's 'Fuck You!' # 1, 'You don't want me? Well, you can have her!' Now this comment. Joe's really trying to stick it to the Dem Party. It's a beautiful site to behold.
Posted by: RickZ at September 25, 2024 10:10 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2024 10:04 PM (WXNFJ)
Young love is a wonderful thing.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2024 10:10 PM (xJEPL)
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Chomp, chomp, chomp
Is that the sound of them eating their own?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2024 10:10 PM (Arxd7)
The the things The Biden Crime family have done are a million times more criminal than whatever Adams was up to with Turkey.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 25, 2024 10:09 PM (XV/Pl)
I want my 10%!
Posted by: Brandon at September 25, 2024 10:10 PM (FnneF)
Funny, story doesn't give the ship commander's name. I wonder why? Of course, the commander is now relieved, right? Career over, right?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2024 10:11 PM (0eaVi)
https://youtu.be/0EWKphU0c5Q?si=x-b5_fumJAUckcqv
Posted by: Puddleglum
No kilts, so I question their authenticity!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 25, 2024 10:11 PM (hOUT3)
With the number of albums and recordings from Zappa, you could make Zappa Decade A Reality.
Just saying.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 25, 2024 10:11 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Ciampino - Taing out all incoming traffic at September 25, 2024 10:09 PM (qfLjt)
Hire a guy.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2024 10:11 PM (xJEPL)
Just saying.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 25, 2024 10:11 PM (XV/Pl)
Please don't give him any ideas.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2024 10:12 PM (xJEPL)
'Be nice if they've already hustled Taal out of the country, but I suppose they'll cave to pressure and re-enroll him in Cornell.'
Be nice if people like Taal started to mysteriously disappear.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 25, 2024 10:12 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: javems at September 25, 2024 10:12 PM (8I4hW)
Career over, right?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2024 10:11 PM (0eaVi)
__________
Recruiting office in Mushrat Dell, KY.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2024 10:12 PM (BkEzK)
Trudeau’s Minions Deny Rebel News a Journalism License
The Federal Court of Canada upheld an anti-free speech ruling by Justin Trudeau’s hand-picked censorship committee, denying conservative Rebel News a Qualified Canadian Journalism Organization (QCJO) news license.
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They should publish and report anyway.
Posted by: San Franspycho at September 25, 2024 10:13 PM (zG664)
Now I want to know what was playing. Hispanic guy shoots another Hispanic guy because "you're not a real Mexican if you play that (expletive) music."
Ariana Grande? Menudo?
Also, diversity is our strength and we shouldn't draw any inferences from the race of the murderer and the victim.
Nor make any guesses as to how drunk they were at 1:30AM at a Mexican restaurant.
Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2024 10:13 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at September 25, 2024 10:13 PM (hftn9)
Too bad for me they're not hooked up with my bank (which also doubles as a broker).
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 25, 2024 10:13 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2024 10:12 PM (xJEPL)
I think we're too late. Mis Hum was swayed by the dulcet chords of Zappa's music a long time ago. (Psst. He's not really 29, either.)
Posted by: RickZ at September 25, 2024 10:14 PM (gKDq2)
Will Rogers.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2024 10:15 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2024 10:15 PM (BVwxa)
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If only Potatohead hadn't been declared OBSOLETE this might have had a nice beneficial effect.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 10:15 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2024 10:15 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2024 10:15 PM (BkEzK)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 25, 2024 10:16 PM (D6PGr)
And thank you MisHum for the ONT.
That boat pic reminds me that I need a new winch rope for mine. My transom tie downs are new and in good shape. As long as I remember to use them haha!
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 25, 2024 10:16 PM (NMT5x)
Ernie Kovacs was on a old What's My Line? episode and during the mystery guest round, Kaiser was the guest. When it was Ernie's turn, it had been established that the guest had a car named after him, and Ernie asked, "By any chance, is your name Abraham Lincoln?"
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2024 10:16 PM (0eaVi)
Stick a pin in him. NY should have went with Maya Wiley. Hope she primaries him.
I Kept Thinking at the Time, "They gave up Maya Wiley for THIS guy?"
the next in line is the Public Advocate, who is currently Jumaane Williams. That will make much of the Democratic base happy
amazing how fast the feds move when a Democrat is involved! Especially a black democrat.
The bigger picture is - Democrats prosecute our own, not just Republicans. If you are a crook, it matters not whether you have a (R) or (D) after your name.
Exactly. The Rule of Law is supreme. Partisanship has nothing to do with good governance. Corruption must be revealed regardless of the party affiliation of the corrupt official.
It's the only way to have a good functioning government.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 25, 2024 10:16 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at September 25, 2024 10:16 PM (hftn9)
https://shorturl.at/DsUNs
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2024 10:16 PM (Arxd7)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2024 10:15 PM (BVwxa)
All this started coming out against Adams after he turned on the illegal alien issue. He started talking about the cost, etc. That's a no-no for a Dem politician who wants to keep his pockets lined.
Posted by: RickZ at September 25, 2024 10:17 PM (gKDq2)
Not ready to start robbing banks yet.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 25, 2024 10:17 PM (TDvv2)
Just saying.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 25, 2024 10:11 PM (XV/Pl)
Why do you hate us?
Posted by: Dr. T at September 25, 2024 10:17 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2024 10:17 PM (BkEzK)
>>Too bad for me they're not hooked up with my bank (which also doubles as a broker).
Yeah, but Pelosi trades with real insider information before the market moves, by the time the app lets you know how she traded, it's too late the market has moved.
Now that doesn't mean you can't make some money, but you aren't going to make Pelosi money.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 25, 2024 10:17 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2024 10:17 PM (0Htd1)
I was too busy to take his call.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2024 10:18 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: RickZ at September 25, 2024 10:14 PM (gKDq2)
Is this my cue to suck up so I can get a mention?
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2024 10:18 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 25, 2024 10:19 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2024 10:17 PM (BkEzK)
Without a doubt.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2024 10:19 PM (4Med0)
Posted by: Philip Rothko at September 25, 2024 10:19 PM (CzMNg)
Well, the PRE (precursor rain event) started here. Rained like hell briefly, big drops, dumped 0.02" then quit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2024 10:19 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2024 10:19 PM (BVwxa)
You see. Taylor should have kept her yap shut about Donald Trump.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2024 10:20 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 25, 2024 10:19 PM (XV/Pl)
Now there's a trifecta of awful. You really do hate us.
Posted by: RickZ at September 25, 2024 10:20 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 25, 2024 10:09 PM (XV/Pl)
Wait. What? Adams and a turkey???
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2024 10:20 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: gKWVE at September 25, 2024 10:20 PM (gKWVE)
As a Gen Xer, I never wanted compliments. I wanted the paycheck to be correct and to not bounce.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 25, 2024 10:21 PM (yOPBE)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 25, 2024 10:21 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2024 10:21 PM (63Dwl)
The Towed Sonar Array is made fast to a long white string.
ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 25, 2024 10:21 PM (kQgoX)
I was too busy to take his call.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2024 10:18 PM (0eaVi)
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He wants my advice on policy. He texts me at least 20 times a day.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 10:21 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2024 10:21 PM (D7oie)
I wouldn't expect anything less from Castro's son.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2024 10:21 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2024 10:20 PM (0eaVi)
Maybe it was a turkey pizza. Well lubed.
Posted by: RickZ at September 25, 2024 10:22 PM (gKDq2)
Makes darn sure Rat has never had anything but the highest praise for the musical interludes and the ONT.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 25, 2024 10:22 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 10:22 PM (JkO4W)
He wants my advice on policy. He texts me at least 20 times a day.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 10:21 PM (JkO4W)
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Free ice cream. And pizza.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2024 10:22 PM (BkEzK)
Who the F is in charge of our readiness capabilities? They should be subject to a court martial.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
I recommend you do not read any posts from this site:
CDR Salamander
lest you become even more upset!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 25, 2024 10:23 PM (hOUT3)
>>Zappa is no Yoko.
Contrary opinion, Yoko was not that bad, she's just a girl who loved a guy so much, that though she had absolutely no facility to sing, sing she must.
I can respect that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 25, 2024 10:23 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2024 10:23 PM (BVwxa)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 25, 2024 10:19 PM (XV/Pl)
Please don't give him any more ideas.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2024 10:23 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 10:23 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: San Franspycho at September 25, 2024 10:24 PM (zG664)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at September 25, 2024 10:13 PM (hftn9)
Five o'clock your time, Admiral?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2024 10:24 PM (0eaVi)
Macon, GA is getting soaked right now, I see. Looking at some of the local weather stations there on Wunderground now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2024 10:24 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 25, 2024 10:24 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Does this help President Trump?
If no, screw 'em, enjoy your corruption jerks.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 25, 2024 10:24 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 25, 2024 10:19 PM (XV/Pl)
Please don't give him any more ideas.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2024 10:23 PM (xJEPL)
I think this is him finally getting revenge on those of us who supported DeSantis in the primary.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 25, 2024 10:25 PM (lHPJf)
I can respect that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 25, 2024 10:23 PM (XV/Pl)
Yeah, well, about that. One of the Plastic Ono Band's hits was about heroin withdrawal. Screaming comes with that territory.
Posted by: RickZ at September 25, 2024 10:26 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
January, Dylan, February, Zappa, March, Yoko, April . . . .
Hmmmm, I'm not liking it.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2024 10:26 PM (WXNFJ)
>>Zappa is no Yoko.
Contrary opinion, Yoko was not that bad, she's just a girl who loved a guy so much, that though she had absolutely no facility to sing, sing she must.
I can respect that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 25, 2024 10:23 PM (XV/Pl)
That lunatic went right on singing even after John Boy developed acute lead poisoning. Everybody just stopped listening.
Respect status:
[ ] acknowledged
[x] rejected with extreme prejudice like Dirty Harry gratuitously shooting a perp in the balls
Posted by: Charlie Don't Surf at September 25, 2024 10:26 PM (CzMNg)
Posted by: Ciampino - Taing out all incoming traffic at September 25, 2024 10:09 PM (qfLjt)
Hire a guy.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2024 10:11 PM (xJEPL)
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Darn! It was so obvious that I didn't think of that.
Posted by: Ciampino - Taking out all incoming traffic at September 25, 2024 10:26 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 25, 2024 10:27 PM (g7NHK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2024 10:17 PM (BkEzK)
Hmm, who's been begging pols for a job lately?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2024 10:27 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 25, 2024 10:27 PM (g7NHK)
>>I think this is him finally getting revenge on those of us who supported DeSantis in the primary.
Nah, if I wanted to get back at DeSantis voters it would be Michael Bolton, Kenny G and Yanni.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 25, 2024 10:28 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2024 10:28 PM (BVwxa)
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 25, 2024 10:28 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2024 10:28 PM (xJEPL)
gCaptain has received multiple reports that the US Navy oiler USNS Big Horn ran aground yesterday and partially flooded off the coast of Oman, leaving the Abraham Lincoln Carrier Strike Group without its primary fuel source.
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Were two of the officers on duty not speaking to each other?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 25, 2024 10:29 PM (QwK6F)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 25, 2024 09:59 PM (dZVON)
That's crazy!
Posted by: tankdemon at September 25, 2024 10:29 PM (g7NHK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2024 10:17 PM (BkEzK)
Without a doubt.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2024 10:19 PM (4Med0)
Adams was the worser replacement! Bloomberg - de Blasio - Adams. NYC is right fucked.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 25, 2024 10:29 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 25, 2024 10:29 PM (mH6SG)
Reporters suck. 15 paragraphs of blah, blah, blah and they never answer the question that is on everyone's mind who clicked the link.
What was the name of the damn song?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 25, 2024 10:30 PM (klJTj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 10:21 PM (JkO4W)
Aw, I only get Don Jr texting me. Eh, I'm not great on certain aspects of policy.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2024 10:30 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 25, 2024 10:29 PM (Aqu9a)
Elections have consequences.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2024 10:30 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2024 10:04 PM (IG4Id)
It's new in the sense that it's just now happening, but old in the sense that we already know how it ends.
Posted by: Dr. T at
Some serious rounds of antibiotics?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 25, 2024 10:30 PM (VNX3d)
... anyone?
Posted by: governor hochul at September 25, 2024 10:30 PM (gKWVE)
All those DU types will be in the emergency room later tonight after throwing out their shoulders patting themselves on the back.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2024 10:30 PM (RlQ2m)
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Paging Aristotle Onassis...oh, wait.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2024 10:30 PM (Arxd7)
Posted by: ALH
Somebody needs to be dragged behind a mobility scooter till there's nothing left but a bloody rope.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 25, 2024 10:31 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: ALH
That's one of the two Van Morrison songs ever played on the radio (and I forget the other).
Posted by: SFGoth at September 25, 2024 10:31 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 25, 2024 10:31 PM (vJiyU)
a bunch of somebodies.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2024 10:31 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 25, 2024 10:30 PM (klJTj)
Don't break my heart, my achy breaky -
Posted by: gKWVE at September 25, 2024 10:31 PM (gKWVE)
Gives me an opportunity to recommend a fascinating new novel by Paul Theroux: "Burma Sahib"
Based on Blair's (Orwell-to-be) 5 years as a colonial police superintendent, circa 1920-1925.
How Eric Blair started morphing into George Orwell.
Posted by: mnw at September 25, 2024 10:31 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Weak Sister at September 25, 2024 10:31 PM (CzMNg)
Captain has received multiple reports that the US Navy oiler USNS Big Horn ran aground yesterday and partially flooded off the coast of Oman, leaving the Abraham Lincoln Carrier Strike Group without its primary fuel source.
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What did the carrier say to the oiler after the oiler ran aground?
Oh man!
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 25, 2024 10:32 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 10:21 PM (JkO4W)
Aw, I only get Don Jr texting me. Eh, I'm not great on certain aspects of policy.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2024 10:30 PM (0eaVi)
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I proposed federally-subsidized Russian brides but I've gotten no traction so far.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 10:32 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2024 10:28 PM (xJEPL)
Genius is going to get himself typed-deleted.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2024 10:32 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 25, 2024 10:31 PM (KAi1n)
Moondance?
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2024 10:32 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 25, 2024 10:32 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2024 10:21 PM
Indirectly. Oilers were initially named based on rivers and streams with Native American names.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 25, 2024 10:32 PM (yOPBE)
Rural kids are the best and brightest. City kids tend to have a chip on their shoulder. Really smart kids only last long enough to realize that this industry ain't for them.
Posted by: MkY at September 25, 2024 10:32 PM (cPGH3)
Greedo shot first!
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 25, 2024 10:32 PM (Aqu9a)
Everyone knows of Disturbed and "Sound of Silence."
Ever heard the one done by Nevermore? it is bizarre.
A good cover tune should be done with the band's sound in mind, while keeping with the original.
Weezer's cover of Africa is boring.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 10:33 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Weak Sister at September 25, 2024 10:31 PM (CzMNg)
Where is CBD when you need him?
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2024 10:33 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
>You're pushing the envelope with Ono and Dylan.
Next you'll be pimping Morning Joe Scarborough.
Posted by: Dr. Puffy Combs at September 25, 2024 10:33 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2024 10:33 PM (0Htd1)
Funny, story doesn't give the ship commander's name. I wonder why? Of course, the commander is now relieved, right? Career over, right?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2024 10:11 PM (0eaVi)
No name = DEI hire = promoted to Washington
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 25, 2024 10:33 PM (QGaXH)
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Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 10:33 PM (Ad8y9)
Wut?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2024 10:34 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 25, 2024 10:34 PM (+H2BX)
Screw the old post.
I'M "watching" CBC.
Our wonderful CONSERTATIVE premeir Ford wants to ease congestion on Toronto's busiest road by creating TUNNELS under those roads. Lol..
It'd be easier to coerce everyone into a depopulation shot. Asshole tried...
Posted by: Stateless at September 25, 2024 10:34 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 10:32 PM (+o2mc)
Switch to Ukrainian brides. Ukraine seems to be all the rage right now. Beside, Putin.
Posted by: RickZ at September 25, 2024 10:34 PM (gKDq2)
Reporters suck. 15 paragraphs of blah, blah, blah and they never answer the question that is on everyone's mind who clicked the link.
What was the name of the damn song?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 25, 2024 10:30 PM (klJTj)
Ween. Push th' Little Daisies. As performed by The Chipmunks
Posted by: Alvin, Simon & Theodore LLC at September 25, 2024 10:34 PM (CzMNg)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2024 10:34 PM (Arxd7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2024 10:21 PM (63Dwl)
No, it was originally named the "Ophicleide" but they finally went with Big Horn because there was no consensus on how Ophicleide was spelled.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2024 10:35 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 25, 2024 10:32 PM (mH6SG
I can respect people I differ with politically if they are truly proud to be an American and defend the American way,
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 25, 2024 10:35 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 25, 2024 10:30 PM (klJTj)
Up Against the Wall You Redneck Mother
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 25, 2024 10:35 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2024 10:28 PM (xJEPL)
My sister (my very liberal sister) left Maine for Massachusetts because the illegals and the skyrocketing prices were becoming so bad. And she hates Massachusetts. Really wanted to stay in Maine. But it was becoming impossible.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 25, 2024 10:35 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Kindltot
I couldn't spell it while looking at it.
Posted by: MkY at September 25, 2024 10:36 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: no one of any consequence
AvGas.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 25, 2024 10:36 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 25, 2024 10:36 PM (+H2BX)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 25, 2024 10:34 PM (+H2BX)
Aka the ships that protect the carrier.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 25, 2024 10:36 PM (Aqu9a)
Are you going to fight this like you claimed or are you going to be a little bitch and take a deal?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2024 10:36 PM (oZhjI)
*fist bump*
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 25, 2024 10:37 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 25, 2024 10:37 PM (Z8Yh2)
Not a huge country fan, but ZBB is fooking outstanding.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 10:37 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2024 10:21 PM (63Dwl)
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Sitting Bull's thumb?
Posted by: Ciampino - Talking of digits at September 25, 2024 10:37 PM (qfLjt)
I can respect that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 25, 2024 10:23 PM (XV/Pl)
Now explain Film No. 4
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2024 10:37 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Here you go. They even do the stuff from the original video.
https://youtu.be/fawKq5TUYPo
Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2024 10:37 PM (DgGvY)
The USS Abraham Lincoln's planes need the jet fuel.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 25, 2024 10:37 PM (yOPBE)
How can you be a leftist and not like MA? Authoritarian, expensive as hell, and to get anywhere you have to be connected. I mean its not CA but if you like the cold its as close as you are going to get.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2024 10:38 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Dr. T
Mass. is better than Maine for taxes???
Man at this point we need divine intervention.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 25, 2024 10:38 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Dr. T at
Some serious rounds of antibiotics?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 25, 2024 10:30 PM (VNX3d)
I was going with "cleared of all charges despite overwhelming evidence of guilt," but since these are New York politicians we're discussing, also that.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 25, 2024 10:38 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2024 10:38 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 25, 2024 10:38 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 25, 2024 10:39 PM (+H2BX)
Well, that should break the keel of the USS Kammie.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Well said.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2024 10:39 PM (Arxd7)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
She'll crash and burn soon enough.
Oh, she's not driving anymore? nvmd
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2024 10:39 PM (WXNFJ)
Not a huge country fan, but ZBB is fooking outstanding.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 10:37 PM (Ad8y9)
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Concur
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2024 10:39 PM (BkEzK)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
>Jerry Jeff is not to be trifled with, lest you awaken Mr. Bojangles.
Posted by: Dr. Puffy Combs at September 25, 2024 10:39 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2024 10:17 PM (BkEzK)
==
Yep - Chicago elected a straight-out commie to replace bug eyes.
Posted by: Black JEM at September 25, 2024 10:40 PM (9j0Kf)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
False. I give you Satisfaction.
https://youtu.be/QmKQ2Z1odSc
Posted by: DEVO at September 25, 2024 10:40 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Dr. T
Mass. is better than Maine for taxes???
Man at this point we need divine intervention.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 25, 2024 10:38 PM (vJiyU)
I’m surprised New Hampshire is not overrun. Did they put up border walls?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 25, 2024 10:40 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 25, 2024 10:40 PM (g7NHK)
>>Weezer's cover of Africa is boring.
It's boring because it's a straight cover of the song and doesn't try to do anything different.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 25, 2024 10:40 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 25, 2024 10:41 PM (sJHOI)
There was a lot more ruin left in America a few years back. Biden/Harris spent most of it as is clear for even a fool to see.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2024 10:41 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 25, 2024 10:38 PM (mH6SG)
That’s controversial? Well put me in than camp.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 25, 2024 10:41 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 25, 2024 10:36 PM (+H2BX)
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*drops clipboard*
*glares*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 10:41 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 25, 2024 10:32 PM
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Folks can change, grow up, see the light. it can be slow, or very abrupt.
hell, I voted for fucking Bill fucking Clinton in '92. By '94 I was a Rush Limbaugh guy. (My Dad loved seeing that transformation)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 10:41 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2024 10:42 PM (4Med0)
And she's STILL liberal after those experiences?
My kids ignore everything I say, of course. But... I tell them to think of obtaining dual citizenship, i.e., a lifeboat if needed. Switzerland would be best, altho that one's very hard to get.
Posted by: mnw at September 25, 2024 10:42 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 25, 2024 10:42 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 10:42 PM (+o2mc)
Maybe go a little easy on the brakes, Clyde!
Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2024 10:43 PM (0ljUU)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
January, Dylan, February, Zappa, March, Yoko, April . . . .
Hmmmm, I'm not liking it.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2024 10:26 PM (WXNFJ)
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Just don't add jazz to that lot PLEASE!
Posted by: Ciampino - Big Band as an era you can keep at September 25, 2024 10:43 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Covering Kate Bush requires a Faroese folk singer.
https://youtu.be/fA74UHgWblA
Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2024 10:43 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 25, 2024 10:40 PM (XV/Pl
So, why bother? Have fun with it. Do something that would make the original band say, hey, that's kind of cool.
Basically, Weezer was doing a wedding band cover. Yawn!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 10:43 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2024 10:38 PM (oZhjI)
Like so many, my dear sister likes leftist politics without their inevitable consequences. Also, those politics aside, she is much more level-headed, with more of a work ethic, than most of the New Englanders she's encountered.
Her favorite term for them is "Massholes."
Posted by: Dr. T at September 25, 2024 10:44 PM (lHPJf)
White Sox won their second straight tonight. That means they have to lose their last four games to have the lowest modern winning percentage record.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2024 10:44 PM (BkEzK)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2024 10:44 PM (4Med0)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 10:44 PM (Ad8y9)
Maybe go a little easy on the brakes, Clyde!
Posted by: t-bird
Look, it's pretty obvious the truck didn't yield when the boat decided to pass.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 25, 2024 10:44 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 25, 2024 10:45 PM (mH6SG)
I've mentioned before about my bagel shop and the price of bagels. Since 2020, the price went from $1 to $1.10 to $1.25 and then $1.50, I paid that not four weeks ago. This morning, that bagel cost $1.75, a 16.67% increase. Thanks, Joe.
Posted by: RickZ at September 25, 2024 10:45 PM (gKDq2)
And also ironic, the nuke carriers obviously can't refuel the little guys, as carriers and battleships did in WWII when needed.
NaCly Dawg last thread said groundings/collisions happen at a regular rate, which is not surprising, but I still wonder how the numbers would compare over the last 30 years.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 25, 2024 10:45 PM (GcNJ2)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 25, 2024 10:45 PM (D6PGr)
Maybe go a little easy on the brakes, Clyde!
Posted by: t-bird
Right turn, Clyde.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 25, 2024 10:45 PM (VNX3d)
The USS Abraham Lincoln doesn't need the fuel. The rest of the ships in the battle group do.
Posted by: no one of any consequence
The aircraft needs it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2024 10:45 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
True. I give you Sloop John B.
https://youtu.be/GmJ6e06eYcM
Posted by: The Fendertones at September 25, 2024 10:46 PM (Aqu9a)
Example: Marika Hackman's cover of Lykke Li's I Follow Rivers, or Kaleida's cover of The Cure's A Forest.
But I acknowledge that covers that markedly differ are seldom good (it's easier to deviate in a bad way).
Posted by: Also, What Do I Know? at September 25, 2024 10:46 PM (CzMNg)
Posted by: Build your own damn stadium!!! at September 25, 2024 10:46 PM (fIRVI)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 10:44 PM (Ad8y9)
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I never thought about the backside of Mt. Rushmore. I'll bet Lincoln had the flattest ass of all of them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 10:46 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 10:46 PM (Ad8y9)
Psychotherapy, Psychotherapy,
I like taking tuinal, it keeps me edgy and mean,
I am a teenage schizoid, I am a teenage dope fiend.
I am a kid in the nuthouse,
I am a kid in the Psycho Zone,
Psychotherapy,
I'm gonna burglarize your home.
Posted by: The Ramones, 1983 at September 25, 2024 10:46 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2024 10:23 PM (BVwxa)
That's what they voted for....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 25, 2024 10:47 PM (QGaXH)
@nyscanner
·
1h
HELLO NYC! MEET YOUR NEXT MAYOR! If Eric Adams wete to leave office under any terms, he would be succeeded by the city’s public advocate, Jumaane Williams, and a special election would be held to elect a new mayor.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2024 10:47 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: mnw at September 25, 2024 10:47 PM (NLIak)
I'll fight and die here. Or die in Happy Fun Kamp
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 25, 2024 10:47 PM (sJHOI)
>>Just don't add jazz to that lot PLEASE!
For my money, you be hard pressed to come up with a better trio than Coltrane, Davis and Monk.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 25, 2024 10:47 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: torabora at September 25, 2024 10:48 PM (H2Byr)
My kids ignore everything I say, of course. But... I tell them to think of obtaining dual citizenship, i.e., a lifeboat if needed. Switzerland would be best, altho that one's very hard to get.
Posted by: mnw at September 25, 2024 10:42 PM (NLIak)
My old college adviser is thinking of doing something like that. Only if he gets dual citizenship, it'll be in one of the Eastern European countries that still remember what leftist tyranny looks like. He's got a thing for Slovakia; don't ask why.
As for my sister, I don't think she's a raging, hard-core leftist at heart. But she's had the idea all her life that Republicans are bad people who hate women, so she can't bring herself to actually embrace them. Public education at work.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 25, 2024 10:48 PM (lHPJf)
Were the bears knee-high? Maybe rabid gnomes...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2024 10:48 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 25, 2024 10:30 PM (klJTj)
The song isn't named, but witnesses say there was an argument over whether it was Yacht Rock or not.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 25, 2024 10:48 PM (eb5mD)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 25, 2024 10:49 PM (6Eg8y)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2024 10:49 PM (4Med0)
a special election would be held to elect a new mayor.
_________
Wow! Instead of a 15% turnout, it'll be a 5% turnout.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2024 10:49 PM (BkEzK)
Were the bears knee-high? Maybe rabid gnomes...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2024 10:48 PM (ynpvh)
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He was bit below the knee by a squirrel. The bear wandered away an hour earlier.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 10:49 PM (+o2mc)
I want the number to that guy's brake mechanic.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2024 10:50 PM (i24o9)
Would never consider it. I’m going down with the ship.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 25, 2024 10:50 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2024 10:50 PM (Arxd7)
I was too busy to take his call.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2024 10:18 PM (0eaVi
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He wants my advice on policy. He texts me at least 20 times a day.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
You think that's bad? I was getting emails from Joe Biden. I couldn't figure out why, then I remembered that I had emailed his site to criticize something he did.
I knew when I donated to Trump what would happen. So I'm okay with that.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2024 10:50 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at September 25, 2024 10:50 PM (hftn9)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 25, 2024 10:50 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 25, 2024 10:30 PM (klJTj)
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The song isn't named, but witnesses say there was an argument over whether it was Yacht Rock or not.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 25, 2024 10:48 PM (eb5mD)
It's Florida. "Margaritaville."
Posted by: RickZ at September 25, 2024 10:51 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 25, 2024 10:49 PM (6Eg8y)
Probably
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2024 10:51 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Pug Mahon"
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Whisky in the jar is a song?
Posted by: Cosda at September 25, 2024 10:51 PM (huUTg)
Another Boat Rage incident.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 25, 2024 10:51 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2024 10:28 PM (xJEPL)
Here in Oregon, senior citizens can get a deferral on their property taxes, until the property is sold, then the deferred total amount comes out of the sale profit.
Posted by: MammaB at September 25, 2024 10:51 PM (KsJGI)
Jefferson? naw. Kind of a dandy.
Roosevelt, Lincoln and Washington? A tough one. Roosevelt was a brawler, and even got shot once; but Lincoln and Washington would face off in the final.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 10:51 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at September 25, 2024 10:52 PM (w3u3d)
I'll fight and die here. Or die in Happy Fun Kamp
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 25, 2024 10:47 PM (sJHOI)
The lefties will call them "My Campf" or "Mine Campf"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2024 10:52 PM (ynpvh)
Silly commie.
6. True believers die next.
https://romaninukraine.com/
30-methods-and-characteristics
-of-communism/
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2024 10:52 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: ALH
That's one of the two Van Morrison songs ever played on the radio (and I forget the other).
Posted by: SFGoth at September 25, 2024 10:31 PM (KAi1n)
Moondance? Tupelo Honey? And It Stoned Me?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 25, 2024 10:52 PM (QGaXH)
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Another Boat Rage incident.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 25, 2024 10:51 PM (Aqu9a)
This is what happens when you don't treat your boat right and it turns mean.
Posted by: RickZ at September 25, 2024 10:53 PM (gKDq2)
All I did was write to my state senator and representative opposing a dog breeder bill before the Lege and it's been nothing but Republican spam since then.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2024 10:53 PM (BkEzK)
Lincoln was the biggest and was a good wrestler when he was younger.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 25, 2024 10:53 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Pug Mahon"
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Whisky in the jar is a song?
Posted by: Cosda at September 25, 2024 10:51 PM (huUTg)
If there's no more Whiskey, a country song...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2024 10:53 PM (ynpvh)
Poland has a lot of expat Americans. There's a lot to recommend it.
If I weren't WAY too old, I'd take a look at Costa Rica myself.
Posted by: mnw at September 25, 2024 10:53 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 25, 2024 10:31 PM (KAi1n)
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Wild Night. Duh.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 10:53 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2024 10:54 PM (ynpvh)
Next to impossible unless you are very rich. My mother's family is Swiss and I can't get it.
Besides, there's nowhere to run if the US implodes. The lifeboats will be swamped.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2024 10:54 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 25, 2024 10:54 PM (6Eg8y)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
The song isn't named, but witnesses say there was an argument over whether it was Yacht Rock or not.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell
* golf clap *
Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2024 10:55 PM (DgGvY)
Something to be said for that theory
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at September 25, 2024 10:55 PM (w3u3d)
Says he will run for Governor in 2025.......
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at September 25, 2024 10:55 PM (Wb+1f)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 10:44 PM (Ad8y9)
Can't be, otherwise you'd see four sets of legs and backs.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2024 10:56 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 25, 2024 10:34 PM (+H2BX)Rex.
The planes on the Lincoln might find some fuel rather useful.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 25, 2024 10:56 PM (g7NHK)
I have eaten at Taco Bell at least 10 times in the past three years and that counts as being "South of the Border" !!!!!!
Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 25, 2024 10:57 PM (BSF0H)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 25, 2024 10:53 PM (D6PGr)
Washington was not much shorter, and would have a weight advantage, but Lincoln had a much longer reach advantage.
and not having to make sure his wig stayed in place.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 10:57 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 25, 2024 10:58 PM (TDvv2)
https://youtu.be/igV6N8Yvkmo
The "video" isn't official; the youtube poster made it.
Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2024 10:58 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 25, 2024 10:58 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 25, 2024 10:57 PM (BSF0H)
You love those beefy five layer burritos, don't you Hon?
Posted by: RickZ at September 25, 2024 10:59 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2024 10:56 PM (0eaVi)
Don Martin.
Mad Magazine.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 10:59 PM (Ad8y9)
Style points. If you can remember Burma Shave signs, you're no spring chicken.
Posted by: mnw at September 25, 2024 10:47 PM (NLIak)
I've see a few years ago, but I think they were fake.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2024 10:59 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Moon't Rushmore?
Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2024 10:59 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Mark Chestnutt at September 25, 2024 11:00 PM (Aqu9a)
You start by going to a Swiss college for 2 years & behaving yourself.
Former Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) and her husband have dual Swiss-U.S. citizenship. It can be done.
I have a close friend who has dual Irish-U.S. citizenship.
Posted by: mnw at September 25, 2024 11:00 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 25, 2024 10:56 PM (g7NHK)
All the more reason for electric planes! They could plug into the ship's nuke powered generator! Easy peasy!
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 25, 2024 11:00 PM (6Eg8y)
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2024 10:28 PM (xJEPL)
Mayor, rail, tar and feathers.
Some assembly required.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2024 11:00 PM (W/lyH)
Yep. It was only a few years ago that I learned Washington was 6’2”. I knew he was above average for the time but always had 6’ in my head.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 25, 2024 11:01 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2024 11:02 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Abe a pimp. He could never have out fought TR. at September 25, 2024 11:02 PM (CzMNg)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at September 25, 2024 10:50 PM (hftn9)
Looks at watch
Here later than usual, admiral. The Big Horn incident keeping you awake? Who are you going to can for it?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2024 11:02 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: mnw at September 25, 2024 11:02 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: mnw
SAID JULIET
TO ROMEO
IF YOU DON’T SHAVE
GO HOMEO
Burma Shave
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2024 11:02 PM (WXNFJ)
https://is.gd/inFqpC
A 450 lb. black bear was captured in Durango, CO under a resident's deck. It took two doses of tranquilizer darts to knock the behemoth out. Wildlife personnel used a wench to move the beast into a container for relocation. The wench said, "Next time get a floozie!"
I may have made up that last part.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2024 11:03 PM (uCfKO)
If I weren't WAY too old, I'd take a look at Costa Rica myself.
Posted by: mnw at September 25, 2024 10:53 PM (NLIak)
Poland's nice. And still pretty cheap.
But if I were leaving, I'd probably look for somewhere in the Caribbean.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 25, 2024 11:03 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2024 11:04 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 25, 2024 11:01 PM (D6PGr)
Okay. Now you've done it.
https://youtu.be/sbRom1Rz8OA
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 25, 2024 11:05 PM (6Eg8y)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2024 10:56 PM (0eaVi)
The beast with four backs? Kinky!
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at September 25, 2024 11:05 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2024 10:56 PM (0eaVi)
Don Martin.
Mad Magazine.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 10:59 PM (Ad8y9)
Yep.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2024 11:05 PM (0eaVi)
Would never consider it. I’m going down with the ship.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 25, 2024 10:50 PM (D6PGr)
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Well you're out of luck as it ran aground.
Posted by: Ciampino - glub glub at September 25, 2024 11:05 PM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/32yrwdpd
Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2024 11:02 PM (LkLld)
TL;DW
Does he say 'bitch set me up'?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2024 11:06 PM (FnneF)
https://mol.im/a/13892517
Posted by: Ciampino - O no! at September 25, 2024 11:06 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: mnw
SAID JULIET
TO ROMEO
IF YOU DON’T SHAVE
GO HOMEO
Burma Shave
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2024 11:02 PM (WXNFJ)
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For the Modern Era:
Some move fast
Some go slower
But if you come
Bring a leaf blower
-- Burma Shave
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 11:06 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 25, 2024 11:07 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 25, 2024 11:01 PM (D6PGr)
Okay. Now you've done it.
https://youtu.be/sbRom1Rz8OA
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 25, 2024 11:05 PM (6Eg8y)
Even Agent Franks considers GW a badass.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2024 11:07 PM (FnneF)
Former Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) and her husband have dual Swiss-U.S. citizenship. It can be done.
I have a close friend who has dual Irish-U.S. citizenship.
Posted by: mnw at September 25, 2024 11:00 PM (NLIak)
With Miklos' help, I might be able to do Hungary. Grandma born there, but I ain't going. Other is Philippines on wife's property.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2024 11:07 PM (0eaVi)
I want the number to that guy's brake mechanic.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon
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Not a skidmark.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2024 11:08 PM (Arxd7)
Posted by: Dr. T at September 25, 2024 11:03 PM (lHPJf)
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Epstein's Fantasy Island is on the market.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 11:08 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2024 11:08 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: The Future is on Cement Blocks in the Front Yard at September 25, 2024 11:08 PM (CzMNg)
Steve Robinson
@BigSteve207
Kinda weird how illegal Chinese marijuana growers in Maine are driving ~10,000 lbs of pot down I-95 and over the bridge into NH every month and the Maine State Police haven’t pulled over a single shipment. Not even on accident.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 25, 2024 11:09 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: RickZ
Vote for me. I'm going to stop bagel shops from price gouging.
Posted by: Heels Up Harris at September 25, 2024 11:09 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 25, 2024 11:07 PM (D6PGr)
Right? I am nearing 59. It's sobering.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 11:09 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Hockey Night In The El Paso Sector at September 25, 2024 11:09 PM (tGgAI)
Well you really start by having money. Which the Bachman's have.
A former customer of mine from the Netherlands went to school in Switzerland. Then married a Swiss woman. Still took him over a decade to get Swiss citizenship.
Sure, it can be done but it's notoriously one of the most difficult places to get citizenship and it shows when you go there.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2024 11:10 PM (LkLld)
I have eaten at Taco Bell at least 10 times in the past three years and that counts as being "South of the Border" !!!!!!
Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 25, 2024 10:57 PM (BSF0H)
There's a place as you cross into South Carolina going south, just off I-95....Pedro says he'll be waiting....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 25, 2024 11:10 PM (QGaXH)
https://mol.im/a/13892079
Posted by: Ciampino - Canadian lecture Eh! at September 25, 2024 11:10 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 25, 2024 11:11 PM (6Eg8y)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 25, 2024 11:01 PM (D6PGr)
Washington's size made him an obvious target on the battlefield, especially riding on a horse. There was the story of the British red coat who had Washington in his sights at some battle but did not fire as it wasn't sporting or something. On such small actions does the panorama of History unfold. Where would our Country be without Washington, if we ever would have been a Country in the first place? And the effect of Washington being killed would have had on subsequent world history without a United States to kick around.
Posted by: RickZ at September 25, 2024 11:11 PM (gKDq2)
Steve Robinson
@BigSteve207
The Biden admin awarded $1.1 billion in tax dollars to the "Acacia Center for Justice" to help foreign nationals who entered the US illegally apply for asylum.
Acacia is ~3yo, created out of thin air, and suddenly the gov't $ comes pouring in via the Dept. of Interior.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 25, 2024 11:12 PM (TGPs7)
He says what we all suspect. He claims the feds started coming after him when he started complaining about tens of thousands of illegals being dumped in NYC. And he's going to fight them right in the middle of election season.
Now that's my kind of October Surprise.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2024 11:12 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2024 11:13 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 25, 2024 11:13 PM (vJiyU)
I knew about the money aspect, but I was too shy to mention it.
A pearl of great price is not had for the asking.
Posted by: mnw at September 25, 2024 11:13 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2024 11:14 PM (D7oie)
She admits the DOJ and FBI are weaponized to go after people with opposing views.
The DOJ and FBI "serve as a check against white nationalism, great replacement theorists, Christian nationalists, white fragility, fascists, and the twice impeached convicted felon, former president and would-be dictator Donald Trump."
https://tinyurl.com/5jewu49b
Posted by: Ciampino - There's more of us at September 25, 2024 11:14 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2024 11:15 PM (Arxd7)
I may have made up that last part.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2024 11:03 PM (uCfKO)
Nice!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 25, 2024 11:15 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2024 11:15 PM (Arxd7)
Can we skip to something like Thanksgiving?
Posted by: RickZ at September 25, 2024 11:16 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 25, 2024 11:16 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Idaho
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And, those now a-bed shall think themselves accursed they did not..
Posted by: The Bard, kinda at September 25, 2024 11:16 PM (XeU6L)
The USS Big Horn is named for the Bighorn River in Montana and Wyoming. US Navy oilers are traditionally named after US rivers. Why the Navy Department called it the USS Big Horn rather than USS Bighorn is beyond my ken.
If the ship was built today the woke DoD and Navy Department would certainly name it the USS Little Big Horn. Because you know why. Trump 47 has the Augean Stable to clean in DC.
Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2024 11:16 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: mnw
SAID JULIET
TO ROMEO
IF YOU DON’T SHAVE
GO HOMEO
Burma Shave
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2024 11:02 PM (WXNFJ)
/Looks in the mirror at his Goatee...
Shit... but hell, she's way underage anyway.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 25, 2024 11:16 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 25, 2024 11:17 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 25, 2024 11:17 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: MammaB
Or here's a better idea. Don't tax homeowners to the point where they can't afford the property taxes. My summer property taxes went up $400. And that is before the dumbasses here voted for a millage increase.
Posted by: Heels Up Harris at September 25, 2024 11:17 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: RickZ at September 25, 2024 11:11 PM (gKDq2)
I do believe that was Major Patrick Ferguson, inventor of the breech loading Ferguson rifle. He developed the rife, mounted a regiment, and then went to the Colonies where they didn't do as good a job as they might have
By the way, I suspect if Washington had died, Arnold would have been a decent replacement, though he was not as good at getting his troops out of the pickles he put them in as Washington was.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2024 11:17 PM (D7oie)
Well, the 11PM EDT update on the Bitch Helene just came in. Good news is it's not any worse. Bad news is it was pretty bad to begin with.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2024 11:17 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 25, 2024 11:05 PM (6Eg8y)
That was great.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 25, 2024 11:17 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: RickZ
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Nah, Bro, October will make this Thanksgiving the greatest.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2024 11:18 PM (Arxd7)
She admits the DOJ and FBI are weaponized to go after people with opposing views.
The DOJ and FBI "serve as a check against white nationalism, great replacement theorists, Christian nationalists, white fragility, fascists, and the twice impeached convicted felon, former president and would-be dictator Donald Trump."
https://tinyurl.com/5jewu49b
Posted by: Ciampino - There's more of us at September 25, 2024 11:14 PM (qfLjt)
No mention of rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists?
I am disappoint.
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at September 25, 2024 11:18 PM (Aqu9a)
Prince. Yeah, he made a shit ton of money doing the pop thing. but, gawdangit, he was a supremely talented guitarist. I heard a song he did, a blues-rock song. Holy hell, he killed it. I need to go look for it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 11:18 PM (Ad8y9)
Last week, the FCC adopted an order to approve Soros' purchase of more than 200 radio stations in 40 markets just weeks before the presidential election.
https://tinyurl.com/5dfrrpe3
Posted by: Ciampino - when's he going to Styx? at September 25, 2024 11:18 PM (qfLjt)
Don't your neighbors get to vote on your citizenship application?
Posted by: A Lifelong Republican! at September 25, 2024 11:18 PM (uxCna)
Home Free (Minnesota boys!) covering Johnny Cash:
https://youtu.be/0l3dsHCScxU
Ghostly Kisses covering The Cranberries:
https://youtu.be/qoADGR-7opA
Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2024 11:19 PM (DgGvY)
Yeah... in 91 my Destroyer the Harry W. Hill kinda oh... ran into the USS Kansas City... and AOR during an UnRep.
Navy ship names have morphed a number of times over the years.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 25, 2024 11:19 PM (QAkQ3)
The Regime NKVD.
Posted by: A Lifelong Republican! at September 25, 2024 11:19 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Pug Mahon"
Thanks for that. I'm listening to it on youtube right now.
Posted by: Heels Up Harris at September 25, 2024 11:19 PM (0Htd1)
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They say that she is a delegate from the Virgin Islands. I don't believe it...I doubt that she is a Virgin.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2024 11:20 PM (XeU6L)
Anya Parampil
@anyaparampil
I’m starting to worry that if Trump is allowed to win this election, it will only be because he’s agreed to do something very, very bad…
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 25, 2024 11:20 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2024 11:22 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 25, 2024 11:22 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Ciampino
They fricking FAST TRACTED it!! 3 dims for, 2 repubs against.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 25, 2024 11:22 PM (vJiyU)
I’m starting to worry that if Trump is allowed to win this election, it will only be because he’s agreed to do something very, very bad…
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 25, 2024 11:20 PM (TGPs7)
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Yeah.
Just like in his first term.
*yawn*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 11:22 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: MammaB
Or here's a better idea. Don't tax homeowners to the point where they can't afford the property taxes. My summer property taxes went up $400. And that is before the dumbasses here voted for a millage increase.
Posted by: Heels Up Harris at September 25, 2024 11:17 PM (0Htd1)
I think that's what finally prompted Prop 13 in California way back when; stories of Seniors being taxed out of their homes.
Now Kammie wants to do the same thing but calls it 'unrealized capital gains' tax....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 25, 2024 11:22 PM (QGaXH)
Not all counties in the state have that exemption, but ours does. I voted for it many years before I turned 29.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2024 11:22 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: GWB at September 25, 2024 11:22 PM (DDSgs)
Has Coke gone woke? Company in hot water over personalized cans not allowing conservative phrases
https://mol.im/a/13891547
Posted by: Ciampino - teacup at September 25, 2024 11:22 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: San Franspycho at September 25, 2024 10:13 PM (zG664)
I'm sure they will. Ezra doesn't fuck around. Suggested slogan: "We're not approved news; we're honest news."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2024 11:22 PM (iWRry)
Now Kammie wants to do the same thing but calls it 'unrealized capital gains' tax....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 25, 2024 11:22 PM (QGaXH)
And there are still folks trying to get rid of Prop 13 here in Clownifornia.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 25, 2024 11:23 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 25, 2024 11:23 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Romeo13
Was the crew distracted in the midst of all their jumping around?
Posted by: Taggart at September 25, 2024 11:25 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2024 11:17 PM (D7oie)
I view Arnold as one of those 'political' generals, all about himself. Washington most definitely was not.
I think Gen. Nathaniel Greene would have been Washington's replacement. Whether Greene would have been successful without Washington is another matter.
Posted by: RickZ at September 25, 2024 11:25 PM (gKDq2)
I discovered very quickly that VI residents aren't overly fond of white people.
All the Navy wanted was a coaling station, & now we got THIS.
Similar to Puerto Rico. The U.S. acquired it after the Spanish-American War, because the U.S. could do so without firing a shot. Not sure we thought that one through.
Posted by: mnw at September 25, 2024 11:25 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2024 11:25 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 11:18 PM (Ad8y9)
I don't get why Prince being supernaturally talented is a cause for your anger. Could you connect the dots?
Posted by: tankdemon at September 25, 2024 11:26 PM (g7NHK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2024 10:17 PM (BkEzK)
50 quatloos on Letitia James. The DNC owes her for getting Trump convicted on BS fraud charges and for taking a hike to the bench so blackmailed total Leftist rubber-stamp Kathy Hochul could run as the sure-win Democrat in the 2022 NY State Gubernatorial race.
Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2024 11:26 PM (aBgBM)
Waiting...waiting...waiting for a load.
So I'm catching up Star Trek: Enterprise.
I still say it's way way waaaay better than Voyager. :B
Posted by: Robert at September 25, 2024 11:26 PM (1Yy3c)
Now Kammie wants to do the same thing but calls it 'unrealized capital gains' tax....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 25, 2024 11:22 PM (QGaXH)
And there are still folks trying to get rid of Prop 13 here in Clownifornia.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 25, 2024 11:23 PM (QAkQ3)
Lived my entire adult life here (first job out of college); wife born and raised here. We're thinking seriously about getting out. She really liked both Wyoming and South Dakota on our recent RV trip. I tell her she has no idea how cold it gets there.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 25, 2024 11:28 PM (QGaXH)
https://tinyurl.com/59yf65zd
They're giant alien blood sucking bubbles...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 25, 2024 11:28 PM (TGPs7)
Last week, the FCC adopted an order to approve Soros' purchase of more than 200 radio stations in 40 markets just weeks before the presidential election.
https://tinyurl.com/5dfrrpe3
Posted by: Ciampino - when's he going to Styx? at September 25, 2024 11:18 PM (qfLjt)
"Well isn't that conVEEENient." -- you know who, and it's true
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2024 11:29 PM (FnneF)
I discovered very quickly that VI residents aren't overly fond of white people.
All the Navy wanted was a coaling station, & now we got THIS.
Similar to Puerto Rico. The U.S. acquired it after the Spanish-American War, because the U.S. could do so without firing a shot. Not sure we thought that one through.
Posted by: mnw at September 25, 2024 11:25 PM (NLIak)
Sell both VI and PR, buy Greenland...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 25, 2024 11:30 PM (QGaXH)
https://tinyurl.com/59yf65zd
They're giant alien blood sucking bubbles...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 25, 2024 11:28 PM (TGPs7)
The CGI is so lifelike.
Posted by: Robert at September 25, 2024 11:31 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Kommula Harris at September 25, 2024 11:31 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 25, 2024 11:32 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Robert at September 25, 2024 11:26 PM (1Yy3c)
The holographic doctor (Robert Picardo) was a great tv character on Voyager. Like Armin Shimmerman's Quark on Deep Space Nine.
IMAO, those two are the best characters in the Star Trek panoply of characters.
Posted by: RickZ at September 25, 2024 11:32 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2024 11:32 PM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 25, 2024 11:30 PM (QGaXH)
I second this.
Between Alaska, Greenland and the lower 48 we'll have Canada in a pincer movement and then, finally...victory.
Posted by: Robert at September 25, 2024 11:33 PM (1Yy3c)
Not all counties in the state have that exemption, but ours does. I voted for it many years before I turned 29.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2024 11:22 PM (xJEPL)
Working in Az last year one of my Az colleagues claimed that if you are over 65, your Az car registration is $5/year - wonder if anyone can confirm that?
Not that I would move there for that - but just got the renewal on my 2019 Ram - $660 for the year....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 25, 2024 11:33 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 25, 2024 11:26 PM (g7NHK)
Eh? Wha? I ain't angry. Hell, he schooled Kevin Smith at basketball, while wearing heeled boots. Shit, dude, I ain't angry. I just wish he had done more off the label stuff. Prince Rogers Nelson was fucking talented as fuck.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 11:33 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: mnw at September 25, 2024 11:33 PM (NLIak)
There was the story of the British red coat who had Washington in his sights at some battle but did not fire as it wasn't sporting or something.
That occurred at the Battle of the Brandywine in 1777.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2024 11:34 PM (xG4kz)
They fricking FAST TRACTED it!! 3 dims for, 2 repubs against.
Posted by: Some Rat
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It's like Patton said, when you're a foxhole with your buddy and they turn his head into a puddle of goo, you'll know what to do.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2024 11:34 PM (Arxd7)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2024 11:32 PM (Sgq8y)
That is awesome. My heart soars like an eagle on these glad tidings.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 25, 2024 11:34 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2024 11:32 PM (Sgq8y)
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70th...
Enriched uranium?
It's hard to find but so is a couple that have been married for 70 years.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 11:34 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2024 11:32 PM (Sgq8y)
70 years and not a single attempted homicide?
Remarkable.
Congratulations from the Horde!
Posted by: Robert at September 25, 2024 11:35 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: RickZ at September 25, 2024 11:25 PM (gKDq2)
Anthony Wayne was another one, and a real firebreather.
I looked it up, I couldn't remember completely, Ferguson was killed at King's mountain, the one battle that the flintlock rifles won the day by themselves. Apparently he was shot off his horse and dragged to the Continental side with his foot tangled in his stirrup, where he tried to shoot his way out instead of surrendering, and got extra dead.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2024 11:36 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Robert at September 25, 2024 11:33 PM (1Yy3c)
For what purpose...eh?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 25, 2024 11:36 PM (QGaXH)
Enriched uranium?
It's hard to find but so is a couple that have been married for 70 years.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 11:34 PM
I think at that point they would be happier with depleted uranium.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 25, 2024 11:37 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Robert at September 25, 2024 11:33 PM (1Yy3c)
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For what purpose...eh?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 25, 2024 11:36 PM (QGaXH)
To steal Canada'a oil, of course.
Posted by: RickZ at September 25, 2024 11:38 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 25, 2024 11:38 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 25, 2024 11:36 PM (QGaXH)
To steal Canada'a oil, of course.
Posted by: RickZ at September 25, 2024 11:38 PM (gKDq2)
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Also, Eskimo brides!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 11:39 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2024 11:39 PM (63Dwl)
Whether or not it was proper to single out enemy officers for special attention in combat was a thing back then. Washington had great misgivings about the practice. Daniel Morgan's Pennsylvania Rifles troops did not:
"Aim at the ones with the epaulettes! Not the poor devils earning 6 pence a day."
Posted by: mnw at September 25, 2024 11:39 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Robert at September 25, 2024 11:33 PM (1Yy3c)
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For what purpose...eh?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 25, 2024 11:36 PM (QGaXH)
To steal Canada'a oil, of course.
Posted by: RickZ at September 25, 2024 11:38 PM (gKDq2)
I hear they are a very polite and neighborly bunch, if we just ask them for it they'll probably just give it to us - we could use that pipeline that Biden cancelled....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 25, 2024 11:40 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 11:40 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 25, 2024 11:36 PM (QGaXH)
To steal Canada'a oil, of course.
Posted by: RickZ at September 25, 2024 11:38 PM (gKDq2)
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Also, Eskimo brides!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 11:39 PM (+o2mc)
Don't forget the beaver rustling.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 25, 2024 11:40 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 11:39 PM (+o2mc)
Don't forget the beaver rustling.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 25, 2024 11:40 PM (Aqu9a)
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They don't rustle if you know what you're doing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 11:41 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: mnw at September 25, 2024 11:39 PM
So the Redcoats would have shot at Milley with all of his dubious ribbons long before they shot at Ike.
I can live with that.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 25, 2024 11:42 PM (HlyYF)
https://tinyurl.com/32yrwdpd
Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2024 11:02 PM (LkLld)
Looks like he has horns budding out on his dome.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2024 11:42 PM (xl/qI)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2024 11:32 PM (Sgq8y)
WOW!!!
True love.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 11:43 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Zombie Patton at September 25, 2024 11:43 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 25, 2024 11:40 PM (Aqu9a)
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They don't rustle if you know what you're doing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 11:41 PM (+o2mc)
I'm all thumbs. Teach me the ways of Beaver Whispering.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 25, 2024 11:44 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: RickZ at September 25, 2024 11:38 PM (gKDq2)
I just want the strategic maple syrup reserves!
Posted by: French Toast at September 25, 2024 11:44 PM (g7NHK)
Posted by: mnw at September 25, 2024 11:44 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2024 11:42 PM (xl/qI)
Well, they come free with (D) party affiliation.
Posted by: RickZ at September 25, 2024 11:44 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 11:39 PM (+o2mc)
Don't forget the beaver rustling.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 25, 2024 11:40 PM (Aqu9a)
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They don't rustle if you know what you're doing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 11:41 PM (+o2mc)
It's getting late, even though I don't have to get up at 3:30 to go to work anymore.
Shows self out,....shaking head and muttering 'what have I done....'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 25, 2024 11:44 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Count de Monet
They make noise?
*Johnny Carson voice*
I did not know that!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2024 11:44 PM (WXNFJ)
The more Biden talked in 2020 ... the more his poll numbers went down.
The more Harris talks in 2024 ... the more her poll number go down.
I may be an Idiot, but I think I am starting to detect a trend!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 25, 2024 11:44 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: French Toast at September 25, 2024 11:44 PM (g7NHK)[/i
Whew!
Posted by: Powdered Sugar at September 25, 2024 11:45 PM (gKDq2)
They do bring him food once a day. He has to change his own chamber pot.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2024 11:45 PM (Arxd7)
https://tinyurl.com/32yrwdpd
Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2024 11:02 PM (LkLld)
Looks like he has horns budding out on his dome.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2024 11:42 PM (xl/qI)
Less Turtle Wax shine, more de-glosser.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 25, 2024 11:46 PM (Aqu9a)
@greg_price11
Kamala: "We have to guard that spirit. Let it always inspire us. Let it always be the source of our optimism, which is that spirit that is uniquely American. Let that then inspire us by helping us to be inspired to solve the problems."
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 25, 2024 11:46 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 25, 2024 11:36 PM (QGaXH)
To steal Canada'a oil, of course.
Posted by: RickZ at September 25, 2024 11:38 PM (gKDq2)
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Also, Eskimo brides!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 11:39 PM (+o2mc)
Eskimo Brides > Eskimo pies?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 25, 2024 11:46 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
You never sausage a place!
Posted by: Pedro @ SOTB at September 25, 2024 11:46 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: RickZ
Also, Eskimo brides!
Posted by: Cicero
Don't forget the beaver rustling.
Posted by: Count de Monet
That's what he just said.
Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2024 11:46 PM (DgGvY)
@greg_price11
Kamala: "We have to guard that spirit. Let it always inspire us. Let it always be the source of our optimism, which is that spirit that is uniquely American. Let that then inspire us by helping us to be inspired to solve the problems."
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 25, 2024 11:46 PM (TGPs7)
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Lady!
Maybe you should just shut your yap. Yes?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 11:47 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: French Toast at September 25, 2024 11:44 PM
Trudeau already released all of those reserves to hang onto his power.
I am pretty sure he has also ruined everything else of value in Canada.
Dave Coulier is your best bet at this point.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 25, 2024 11:48 PM (HlyYF)
Maybe you should just shut your yap. Yes?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 11:47 PM (+o2mc)
No, no! Let her speak, the more often the better. Let her show herself to be a blithering idiot.
Posted by: RickZ at September 25, 2024 11:49 PM (gKDq2)
Don't forget the beaver rustling.
Posted by: Count de Monet
They make noise?
Out on the beaver pond disco dance floor during the winter months, the most requested song is, "Do the Rustle".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2024 11:49 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: K.C. Wolf (mnw) at September 25, 2024 11:50 PM (NLIak)
@greg_price11
Kamala: "We have to guard that spirit. Let it always inspire us. Let it always be the source of our optimism, which is that spirit that is uniquely American. Let that then inspire us by helping us to be inspired to solve the problems."
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 25, 2024 11:46 PM (TGPs7)
she continued . . . .
"I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future."
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 25, 2024 11:51 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: RickZ at September 25, 2024 11:51 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2024 11:51 PM (v6JzV)
Kamala: "We have to guard that spirit. Let it always inspire us. Let it always be the source of our optimism, which is that spirit that is uniquely American. Let that then inspire us by helping us to be inspired to solve the problems."
Posted by: Mister Ghost
She did not argue cases in court either as a DA or as AG. Count on it. Such vapid drivel would have gotten her laughed out of the court's chambers.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2024 11:53 PM (xG4kz)
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She had a political sinecure and she drove a desk. I doubt that she's ever argued a point in a real courtroom, let alone tried a case.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 11:54 PM (+o2mc)
This is an mnw lock.
Posted by: K.C. Wolf (mnw) at September 25, 2024 11:50 PM
Did you text Mahomes to quit shooting commercials and tell him to start working on some on-target passes on the practice field?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 25, 2024 11:54 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: mnw at September 25, 2024 11:54 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2024 11:56 PM (Arxd7)
Posted by: K.C. Wolf (mnw) at September 25, 2024 11:56 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2024 11:57 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2024 11:58 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mister Ghost
If I wrote like that in 7th-grade English class, my teacher would've pimp-slapped me. Deservedly.
Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2024 11:59 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: gKWVE at September 26, 2024 12:00 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2024 11:58 PM (XeU6L)
Yep. They're fuck-ugly and appear to have been designed with zero practicality as an actual truck.
Posted by: Give me internal combustion or give me death at September 26, 2024 12:01 AM (QK4hQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
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It's a big ugly sucker. If he'd kept the price point at $40k and we had a charging station in town I'd buy it.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2024 12:02 AM (Arxd7)
Tropical Storm Allison. Tropical Storm Bertha. Tropical Storm Fay. Tropical Storm Bill. HURRICANE Claudette. Tropical Storm Grace.
Every storm above this sentence, I rode out while aboard the Sloop New Dawn. All storms which follow, were those that I experienced while ashore. Storms that were "near misses", such as hit Beaumont, but not Galveston, are not included in these mentions.
HURRICANE Rita. I decamped the Sloop New Dawn for that one, opting to accept a invite/request, from a family in Dayton, TX, who had zero storm experience. Ironically, the storm largely missed Galveston, and rang up a bullseye on... Dayton, TX. I did accomplish my purpose though. Those folks needed a TON of help, which I did as well as possible with the scant few tools on hand.
Having became a landlubber in 2006, then, HURRICANE Dolly. Tropical Storm Edouard. HURRICANE IKE. Tropical Storm Bill. Tropical Storm Patricia. HURRICANE Harvey. Tropical Storm Imelda. Tropical Storm Beta. HURRICANE Nicholas. HURRICANE Beryl.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 26, 2024 12:03 AM (kQgoX)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2024 12:03 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2024 11:58 PM
I saw five on a car hauler at a truckstop on Sunday.
I would have snapped a "meme-worthy" picture if it hadn't been raining cats and dogs.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 26, 2024 12:03 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
* slaps $20 on the table *
The lead designer has a basement full of 1980s vector-graphics arcade games. He gets sexually excited playing Battlezone.
Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2024 12:03 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: So judgy at September 26, 2024 12:05 AM (QK4hQ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2024 12:05 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Ciampino - payment for the tour at September 26, 2024 12:06 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2024 12:07 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Ciampino - payment for the tour at September 26, 2024 12:06 AM
How much are we sending to the Chicago gang bangers so they can fight off the Venezuelan gang bangers?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 26, 2024 12:08 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 26, 2024 12:10 AM (dZVON)
Meh, it's from a Newsweek article, the magazine that pays YOU to subscribe to it. My morning bowel movement has more accuracy and journalistic integrity. The big employers can fuck right off with their whining. They've been part of the problem with contributing to academic degree inflation, failure to properly train people, unrealistic expectations, retarded management, DEI programs, and generally being full of shit. They aren't some kind of paragons of economic or industrial virtue either.
Posted by: For being such perfect operators they sure whine a lot. at September 26, 2024 12:10 AM (QK4hQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2024 12:11 AM (XeU6L)
The comments came just hours after President Biden said Kamala Harris was responsible for his policies in office.
During the same speech, Kamala reminded people that she was raised in the middle class, her effort to connect with Americans who are wondering what she is going to do to lower prices.
https://tinyurl.com/53yxpzp5
Those prices are never coming down. All that can be achieved is to slow down the gradual increases or even stop them for a while.
Posted by: Ciampino - you're to blame KH at September 26, 2024 12:12 AM (qfLjt)
https://t.ly/nBRYp
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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Best laugh I've had today.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2024 12:13 AM (XeU6L)
How many women have died from abortion procedures since Roe v Wade was overturned?
Most of these idiots couldn’t tell you what the mortality rate for women getting an abortion were prior to Roe v Wade was overturned. The official records are about 10 per year but I’m betting those stats are suppressed by a bit.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 26, 2024 12:13 AM (D6PGr)
Secret Service agent's strange call before Thomas Crooks shot Trump
https://mol.im/a/13889765
Posted by: Ciampino - I know nothing! at September 26, 2024 12:16 AM (qfLjt)
Oh, the murderous Democrats didn't mean THOSE women.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 26, 2024 12:17 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Ciampino - payment for the tour at September 26, 2024 12:06 AM
Biden: The good news is you get another $8 billion in weapons.
Zelensky: Great! Ah, what's the bad news?
Biden: You get the first delivery in 2027.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 26, 2024 12:17 AM (6Eg8y)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2024 12:17 AM (f9bGF)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 26, 2024 12:17 AM (OALyq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 26, 2024 12:19 AM (OALyq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 26, 2024 12:19 AM
^^^ This.
Plus, no one likes their women built like a cybertruck!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 26, 2024 12:21 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 26, 2024 12:22 AM (MeG8a)
She’ll be coming in hot at Category 3 and bookin’ it at around 30 mph.
She’ll arrive in Northwest Georgia 12 hours later at about 7 a.m. Friday - 375 miles away.
This large storm moving that fast at Cat 3 means serious potential for lots of spin-off tornadoes.
Be careful out there if you’re in the danger zone.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 26, 2024 12:26 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: gourmand du jour
So swap in a real engine, and it'd be good for face-colander times?
Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2024 12:28 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Ciampino - No dromedaries were harmed for this comment at September 25, 2024 10:00 PM (qfLjt)
Been there, done that.
Posted by: Mrs. Fetterman at September 26, 2024 12:31 AM (lg881)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 26, 2024 12:37 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 10:44 PM (Ad8y9)
Can't be, otherwise you'd see four sets of legs and backs.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2024 10:56 PM (0eaVi
It looks like the view from Harney’s Peak in Custer State Park in South Dakota. Near Mt Rushmore.
Posted by: Giles Overreach at September 26, 2024 12:42 AM (rcnBO)
Looks like Hotlanta is going have a hot time in the old time Thurday night to Friday morning. Gusts around 70mph, and sustained peaking at 40 mph. Tropical force winds from about 5AM to 8AM.
Add 10mph to that for Macon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 26, 2024 12:42 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miklos has a pair of Black Socks at September 26, 2024 12:44 AM (9LqXS)
I mentioned you upthread.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2024 12:45 AM (0eaVi)
"Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight" was the one and only song the Hooterville Volunteer Fire Dept. band ever played. And very poorly.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 26, 2024 12:47 AM (w6EFb)
dammit
Darleen is giving That Look, and noting that she goes on shift at 3, which means I have to get her in the truck no later than 22:20
Posted by: Miklos apparently has Work to Do at September 26, 2024 12:48 AM (9LqXS)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 26, 2024 12:48 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: 13times at September 26, 2024 12:49 AM (uUSfS)
The bigger picture is - Democrats prosecute our own, not just Republicans. If you are a crook, it matters not whether you have a (R) or (D) after your name.
Exactly. The Rule of Law is supreme. Partisanship has nothing to do with good governance. Corruption must be revealed regardless of the party affiliation of the corrupt official.
It's the only way to have a good functioning government.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 25, 2024 10:16 PM (ycI94)
Well, I guess that's fitting for "National Psychotherapy Dat".
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at September 26, 2024 12:51 AM (lg881)
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at September 26, 2024 12:51 AM (lg881)
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at September 26, 2024 12:52 AM (lg881)
Posted by: Ciampino - I know everything! at September 26, 2024 12:53 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar, mere Magyar at September 26, 2024 12:53 AM (9LqXS)
Posted by: Short Skirt, Long Birth Canal at September 26, 2024 12:54 AM (28AwC)
Also, I don't understand why that person would try to carry his boat on top of the truck cab when towing a perfectly suitable boat trailer! Some folks are just weird.
I think I'll turn in. It's been a day and a half today. But there's another day ahead, God willing and the creek don' rise.
https://youtu.be/n88EHf_ocoQ
G'nite, precious Horde of Morons.
Posted by: mindful webworker - excelsior! at September 26, 2024 12:55 AM (2tMef)
https://tinyurl.com/57u4cjj6
Posted by: The Osprey at September 26, 2024 12:55 AM (+2I7p)
Posted by: Short Skirt, Long Birth Canal at September 26, 2024 12:54 AM (28AwC)
ROFLMAO. That too.
Speaking of DeLorean, when that Star Wars TV show "The Mandalorian" came out I heard people saying the name without knowing what it was about and I thought it was a biopic about John DeLorean. "The Man, DeLorean".
Posted by: The Osprey at September 26, 2024 01:00 AM (+2I7p)
https://mol.im/a/13888281
I never understood how one word can be so banned that it is unutterable. It's so NOT 1st Am. for starters. Anyway those were stupid kids. Smart kids would have left out one letter and spelt out an African country's name.
Posted by: Ciampino - I know something insults somebody somewhere sometime someday at September 26, 2024 01:05 AM (qfLjt)
Now I want to know what was playing
- - - - -
something by Detroit Cobra...
(Look'em up, I dare ya...)
Posted by: As not seen on TV at September 26, 2024 01:07 AM (anHbK)
Getting sleepy here at Peon Manor. Hot, windy, day. Still in high 60's this evening. Stars are bright, and Milky Way can be seen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2024 01:07 AM (xl/qI)
Posted by: Miklos , on an Italian Leather sofa at September 26, 2024 01:10 AM (9LqXS)
Posted by: Ciampino - I know something insults somebody somewhere sometime someday at September 26, 2024 01:05 AM (qfLjt)
"Hate speech" laws are the very definition of violating the 1st Amendment. I hate speech laws because they only go one way. But mostly I hate hate speech laws because I'm allowed to express hatred. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
Posted by: RickZ at September 26, 2024 01:11 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: kaf at September 26, 2024 01:13 AM (PT5l/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2024 01:14 AM (xl/qI)
Posted by: The Osprey at September 26, 2024 01:19 AM (+2I7p)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2024 01:19 AM (XeU6L)
Justifiable homicide.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2024 01:19 AM (XeU6L)
The Richard Harris version. That recording could be considered torture and a crime against humanity.
Posted by: RickZ at September 26, 2024 01:24 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 26, 2024 01:30 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: RickZ at September 26, 2024 01:24 AM (gKDq2)
Strip the orchestral soundtrack out of the Harris version, and overlay the Donna Sommers vocals over the instrumentals.
Quality, would ensue.
Interestingly.... what would be the two best, two worst, recordings of that piece?
Musically and Orchestrally, it can be AWESOME. Even though the lyric is a hot mess of a wet cake, the Sommers version is still MPH challenging on long dark road on a hot desert night.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 26, 2024 01:32 AM (kQgoX)
And the President is a nifty dresser...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 26, 2024 01:35 AM (TGPs7)
And the President is a nifty dresser...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 26, 2024 01:35 AM (TGPs7)
Another plus is Bukele hates George Soros. He said something like 'who is George Soros to dictate our laws?'
Posted by: RickZ at September 26, 2024 01:37 AM (gKDq2)
The USS Abraham Lincoln doesn't need the fuel. The rest of the ships in the battle group do.
Posted by: no one of any consequence
The aircraft needs it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2024 10:45 PM (63Dwl)
Wind and solar FTW!
Posted by: Leftard at September 26, 2024 01:40 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 26, 2024 01:42 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 26, 2024 01:42 AM (TGPs7)
We need government to protect us from the rain!
Posted by: RickZ at September 26, 2024 01:46 AM (gKDq2)
Donna Summer, was of course, from Somerville, Massachusetts, which was formerly known as Slummerville.
But now it's been nicely gentrified, though there's hope with an influx of illegal aliens, it will return to its former glory...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 26, 2024 01:49 AM (TGPs7)
Pinkerton was their last really good album. They have been competent at times since then, but not what they were on the first two. There's a theory that bassist Matt Sharp who departed after Pinkerton was the reason. It's not like Sharp.was a genius himself but his contributions and modifications of Cuomo's ideas was what made it special. A parallel would be David Sancious, who worked with Springsteen on "Wild, Innocent and the E Street Shuffle" and the Born To Run track and then left. Neither did anything of note on their own, but neither Weezer or Bruce ever sounded that special again.
Posted by: azjaeger at September 26, 2024 01:55 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 26, 2024
Adjunct Professorship in Words and Thoughts, and Thoughts of Words AWARDED
Posted by: University of Miklos at September 26, 2024 02:02 AM (9LqXS)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at September 26, 2024 02:04 AM (hKoQL)
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Chomp, chomp, chomp
Is that the sound of them eating their own?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2024 10:10 PM (Arxd7)
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Whether it's true or not, the federal agencies are still the enemy of the American public.
If Adams is innocent, I wouldn't gloat about eating their own.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 26, 2024 02:15 AM (S7k2w)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2024 10:45 PM (63Dwl)
Wind and solar FTW!
Posted by: Leftard at September 26, 2024 01:40 AM (+I6Y/)
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Electric fighters and bombers will solves everything!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 26, 2024 02:17 AM (S7k2w)
https://tinyurl.com/2uan43ut
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 26, 2024 02:17 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
I am not in the habit of scorning women.
I just buy Natty Daddys in bulk
Posted by: Miklos, as witnessed and notarized by Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen at September 26, 2024 02:29 AM (9LqXS)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
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Hmm. Possibly.
Could be that Joe's just stupid enough to believe he's *helping* kamtwat.
Either/or/and -- I think it's hilarious!
Posted by: JQ at September 26, 2024 02:35 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ
40 years ago, SNL would have Biden do a live, cold open.
Posted by: Miklos, recalling when laughing was legal and even encouraged at September 26, 2024 02:39 AM (9LqXS)
And then I wonder if Oblabla & co. also considered it...seems ol' George got sick and died rather *suddenly* but nah, that's just conspiraseee talk.
Posted by: JQ at September 26, 2024 02:43 AM (njWTi)
And so it begins. The Bitch Helene is now shoveling a river of moisture up our way in a line from about Tallahassee NE right up through here and on up in NC. Mike Hammer is going get hammered.
Raining now about 0.1"/hr average, and that will increase tomorrow. Raining for the next 36 hours.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 26, 2024 02:46 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JQ at September 26, 2024 02:53 AM (njWTi)
Look at the big picture radar on the whole US. You'll see that "river" forming, and it's going all the way up to PA.
There's some other "features" of the atmosphere, something to the west and something to the east over the Atlantic that are helping train all that moisture flow, and all shoot Helene on that track very fast.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 26, 2024 02:59 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JQ at September 26, 2024 03:05 AM (njWTi)
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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2024 04:15 AM (omVj0)
I'll give three of them high praise. A couple of neighborhood boys 19 and 21 are both trustworthy and work hard, one is in HVAC and the other in construction. Their older sister, just graduated from nursing school.
Credit where credit is due, they were home schooled. Their mother ripped out all the video game hardware when they were about 12-13 and threw it in the trash. She told them to get outside and don't come back until you stink!
A great mom, tough when she needed to be!
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