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FAFO Friday Cafe

malkor.jpg

"The Markhor, an under-appreciated amazing animal
living at high altitude in the Karakoram and Himalayan mountains.
It is the largest goat species in the world,
brandishing some impressive spiral horns. "

Via Chris Henry


Parrot plays peak-a-boo with cat.

This parrot is pining for the fjords. Or so the Russians would have you believe.

Dog knows who its master really is.

Cat contortionists.

Bulldog is all about that skateboarding life.

Sometimes sea otters wrap themselves in seaweed as blankets.

Border collies are now herding my heart.

Bison rush hour.

Not to beat a dead horse, but these bears. Their out-of-controlness is not diminishing.


Cow thinks it's a puppy. (IG)

Jumping off a high bridge (into a river). (IG)

Dog has a couch-tantrum over not getting to go for a ride. (IG)

From Steve Inman: Some f***ed around. Some found out.

A pinata full of justice.

Sometimes justice comes in the form of a kick to the melon.




He was taking his obedience school final exam, and he got a little excited.

Posted by: Ace at 07:27 PM




Comments

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1 Yay, Cafe! Thank you!

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2024 07:27 PM (njWTi)

2 Fancy goat.

Posted by: huerfano at September 27, 2024 07:28 PM (VGOMa)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 27, 2024 07:29 PM (8RNuU)

4 Top pic goat species looks like the classic devil/goat imagery.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2024 07:29 PM (PDf99)

5 Is that top pic a shot of what Nasrallah saw after checking his pager earlier today? And a voice saying "Hello big boy! There's 71 more just out the door!"

Posted by: SimoHayha at September 27, 2024 07:29 PM (KfVMM)

6 Im stressed for Pres Trump

Pray for him Our enemies are desperate

Posted by: LASue at September 27, 2024 07:30 PM (sF9/m)

7 Wooot! Friday Cafe!

Posted by: Toni at September 27, 2024 07:30 PM (ugzWe)

8 Big Bada Boom

Posted by: jsg at September 27, 2024 07:30 PM (hBlxk)

9 Corgis called.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 27, 2024 07:30 PM (CEzQx)

10 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2024 07:30 PM (fwDg9)

11 Karakoram, haven't been there in a spell. I liked those mtns, and the highway (highest in the world) that runs through it. I think it runs south out of Kashgar straight down through China to Pakistan but it used to be a dirt rut when you crossed the Chinese border into Paki land. I wonder if its any better now.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at September 27, 2024 07:30 PM (5kqzw)

12 Man, 35, found dead on conveyor belt at recycling facility

-
Maybe we will finally solve the mystery of reincarnation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 07:32 PM (L/fGl)

13
lol, are the genius iranians really trying to bait Israel into bombing the supposed, lol, "supreme leader's" home?

Are they going to bomb the home themselves and report it was filled with orphans and medical supplies?

Posted by: Soothsayer is really a soothsayer at September 27, 2024 07:32 PM (oeozt)

14 even ol' Stan bows to that goat

Posted by: gKWVE at September 27, 2024 07:32 PM (gKWVE)

15 Doggies are God's gift to humans

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2024 07:32 PM (fwDg9)

16 Hello cafe! Animals are the best.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2024 07:34 PM (p4NUW)

17 12 Man, 35, found dead on conveyor belt at recycling facility

-
Maybe we will finally solve the mystery of reincarnation.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 07:32 PM (L/fGl)

Soylent Green.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 27, 2024 07:34 PM (QAkQ3)

18 A doorman for a cat? That poor dog is being humiliated!

Posted by: fd at September 27, 2024 07:34 PM (vFG9F)

19 >>> Doggies are God's gift to humans

As someone whose sweet doggo is napping on their legs right now, I'd say yes.

Posted by: LizLem at September 27, 2024 07:34 PM (0+96D)

20 One of those goats had a starring role in "The King's Man"

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2024 07:35 PM (I1GXe)

21 Willowed:

@251 { previous thread }/Erebus: It's been ... quite a number of years since I lost my grandparents, and they were a huge positive influence in my life. I regularly tell stories of things I saw when they were alive, of the good things they did for me, and what I learned from them, and how that benefits me even today. I still miss them, and this doesn't fill the hole of them being gone, but it helps some.

Keep your mother's memory alive for yourself and others in the same way. And I'm so glad to hear she was a great mother to you.

My mom's still alive, and we live in the same town so I get to visit with her pretty often, and we talk on the phone for half an hour to an hour every couple of days. She's getting pretty up there in years, and I'm doing more and more for her, while she still tries to do things for me (Moms, ya can't stop 'em from helping when they want to, right?) :-)

Everyone: Call your mother. Tell her you love her even if you haven't said that in a while. Enjoy time with her while they're here, and while you can. This is the time to do so.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 27, 2024 07:35 PM (O7YUW)

22 Shots of bourbon or Irish and a Shiner Bock for everyone on me!

Doubles for anyone with an E-ticket for the Horse Trailer at the upcoming TXMoMe.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2024 07:38 PM (a3Q+t)

23 Does it make me a bad person that I enjoyed the Inman video so much? Probably but I'll live with it.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2024 07:38 PM (/y8xj)

24 LASue, everyday.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2024 07:39 PM (I1GXe)

25 the FAFO vid has a soundtrack
youtu.be/YmhokOijOok

Posted by: gKWVE at September 27, 2024 07:39 PM (gKWVE)

26 Oh no! Glass cleaner-dog video goes to a different [though still cute] one!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 27, 2024 07:39 PM (CEzQx)

27
btw, jack shit was ZERO legitimate authority.



Posted by: Soothsayer is really a soothsayer at September 27, 2024 07:39 PM (oeozt)

28 Goat's got crazy eyes.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 27, 2024 07:40 PM (gdH0L)

29 As someone whose sweet doggo is napping on their legs right now, I'd say yes.
Posted by: LizLem at September 27, 2024 07:34 PM


They're asleep standing up? Mom says dogs can't do that.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 27, 2024 07:40 PM (a3Q+t)

30 Duncanthrax, gladly accepted. Some people are just not ready for the outdoor life.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2024 07:42 PM (I1GXe)

31 23

'I enjoyed the Inman video so much?'

There are 3. Don't overlook the other two.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 27, 2024 07:42 PM (3wi/L)

32 So I will be inheriting one dog and one kitty soon.
That means I will have a total of two dogs and three kitties.
Lord help me and the wife.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 27, 2024 07:43 PM (elaR+)

33 Someone needs to tell WeirdDave to not link Instagram. I ain't making a account there.

And good evening Horde.

Posted by: redchief at September 27, 2024 07:43 PM (6z24t)

34 Otter emoji for nurse.

🦦

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 27, 2024 07:44 PM (CEzQx)

35 Cat goes under door like a lizard.

Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2024 07:45 PM (LHPAg)

36 Dog tantrum cracks me up.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at September 27, 2024 07:46 PM (OX9vb)

37 Hey, All. Evenin’.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 07:46 PM (v6JzV)

38 20 days!!! to MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2024 07:47 PM (I1GXe)

39 OK, music lovers.
Get ready for some Japanese Bluegrass
Or, is it Brue Grass?

https://tinyurl.com/5n6ezusm

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 27, 2024 07:47 PM (MeG8a)

40 12 Man, 35, found dead on conveyor belt at recycling facility

-
Maybe we will finally solve the mystery of reincarnation.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 07:32 PM (L/fGl)


*snort

**extra snort

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at September 27, 2024 07:47 PM (OX9vb)

41 That's definitely a service dog opening the door for the cat. I see the oxygen machine in the corner.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 27, 2024 07:47 PM (i514R)

42 >>Everyone: Call your mother. Tell her you love her even if you haven't said that in a while. Enjoy time with her while they're here, and while you can. This is the time to do so.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 27, 2024 07:35 PM

My folks are gone, but I have a 97 year old aunt that I go visit about once a week. Conversation can get repetitive, but she doesn't hold it against me.

Posted by: huerfano at September 27, 2024 07:48 PM (VGOMa)

43 My dog is snoring and farting at my feet, as I watch Beirut being decimated. Survived the hurricane, I've got beer, cigars and some Blackberry ice cream to get me through the night. Not a shabby Friday, if I do say so myself.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 27, 2024 07:48 PM (2cS/G)

44 Happy Friday!

Thank you for the sea otter, ace.
*blows kiss*

Posted by: Duh at September 27, 2024 07:49 PM (aF1zo)

45 huerfano, best comment ever.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2024 07:49 PM (I1GXe)

46 Off dumb sock!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2024 07:49 PM (aF1zo)

47 Ben Had, any update on JT?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 07:50 PM (v6JzV)

48 Inman video:
The second one in black and white- that is from Russia.
IIRC the guy is a boxer and the guys he dropped messed with him and his wife so he stepped out back with them to "talk".

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 27, 2024 07:50 PM (elaR+)

49
Was it a legit hurricane on landfall?

Posted by: Soothsayer is really a soothsayer at September 27, 2024 07:50 PM (0uleR)

50 My mom has been gone longer than I had her.

Her brother is still alive though. I should call him.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2024 07:51 PM (aF1zo)

51 Everyone: Call your mother. Tell her you love her even if you haven't said that in a while. Enjoy time with her while they're here, and while you can. This is the time to do so.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant

What he said.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 27, 2024 07:52 PM (elaR+)

52 Bulgaroctonus, Not at the moment. He has received an outpouring of love and well wishes from the Horde.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2024 07:52 PM (I1GXe)

53 50 My mom has been gone longer than I had her.

Her brother is still alive though. I should call him.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September

I miss my mom every day. Which reminds me, I should call my dad and my stepdad.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2024 07:52 PM (p4NUW)

54 Evening, Cafe-goers, and Ace, of course!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2024 07:53 PM (pJe2/)

55 @Soothsayer We got a few inches of hard rain in Central NC, but our occasional place in the Blue Ridge (Linville, Lake James, etc. ) got soaked bad. Lots of patios and docks gone. The dams couldn't keep up.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 27, 2024 07:53 PM (2cS/G)

56 My family has been replaced by all of you.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2024 07:54 PM (I1GXe)

57
Am I the first to mention this?

Is this genius of the Trump campaign? Notice how all the "town hall" rallies he's been having is with Women.


Posted by: Soothsayer is really a soothsayer at September 27, 2024 07:54 PM (0uleR)

58 38 20 days!!! to MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2024 07:47 PM (I1GXe)

I haz a sad. It is looking like I have to cancel my MoMe vacation. Cow-orker has a rapidly deteriorating heart condition, and chances are good she's going to be off work a lot in October.

So, disappointed for myself, but prayers are in order for my coworker and friend. Adopted her grandchildren after their mother died of a drug overdose. These children need her.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at September 27, 2024 07:55 PM (OX9vb)

59 56 My family has been replaced by all of you.
Posted by: Ben Had

You are cherished, Ben Had.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2024 07:55 PM (aF1zo)

60
We got a few inches of hard rain in Central NC, but our occasional place in the Blue Ridge (Linville, Lake James, etc. ) got soaked bad. Lots of patios and docks gone. The dams couldn't keep up.
Posted by: Lincolntf


No flooded basements? Doesn't sound too bad.

Posted by: Soothsayer is really a soothsayer at September 27, 2024 07:55 PM (0uleR)

61 Miss my Mom and Dad big time. Every day.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 27, 2024 07:55 PM (mH6SG)

62
The president is live now in Michigan:

https://www.youtube.com/live/Z-wlEEx70qE?si=osWkJd5DsIPe3Q5g

Posted by: Soothsayer is really a soothsayer at September 27, 2024 07:56 PM (0uleR)

63 here's an AI song about our Vice President
youtu.be/eShxGMD1bJY

Posted by: gKWVE at September 27, 2024 07:58 PM (gKWVE)

64 Basements? They are all slab/stilt built that close to the water. Were you kidding? Even in Winston, my sump ran most of the day, and I'm at the top of a hill.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 27, 2024 07:58 PM (2cS/G)

65 56 All Christmas wish lists go to Ben Had! Woohoo!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 07:58 PM (v6JzV)

66 Mammy Eromero died 23 years ago at 72. Tomorrow I'm I'm taking my good friend's widow to breakfast. She's a feisty 94.

Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2024 07:59 PM (LHPAg)

67 That horny goat is screwed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 27, 2024 07:59 PM (IG4Id)

68 nurse, just the opposite . You all bring me such memories and so much laughter and I can't even keep up the the knowledge.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2024 07:59 PM (I1GXe)

69
Oh, that's right! I forgot that houses in the South are on slabs or have "crawl spaces" underneath, no basements.

Posted by: Soothsayer is really a soothsayer at September 27, 2024 07:59 PM (0uleR)

70 "Senator Rick Scott (R-FL) said Friday on CNN’s “Inside Politics” that the changing climate is causing hurricanes to become more severe when discussing the aftermath of Hurricane Helene."

It's like there have never been big hurricanes before. Idiot.

Posted by: fd at September 27, 2024 08:00 PM (vFG9F)

71 Swing music is not dead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYu2i96vYw4

Posted by: huerfano at September 27, 2024 08:00 PM (VGOMa)

72 Notorious BFD, been missing my dad, and even tho she stopped recognizing me two years ago and couldn't talk this last year, I still had my mom in a way.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 27, 2024 08:00 PM (elaR+)

73 Man, 35, found dead on conveyor belt at recycling facility

At least he wasn't bound and gagged and alive. Good news abounds!

Posted by: t-bird at September 27, 2024 08:01 PM (OkFiN)

74 61 Notorious, I don’t think a day goes by when I don’t think of my departed parents.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 08:01 PM (v6JzV)

75 Parents, grandparents & favorite aunts/uncles are now gone.

The only remaining aunts/uncles are covidiot karens & we no longer speak.

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2024 08:02 PM (njWTi)

76 "Senator Rick Scott (R-FL) said Friday on CNN’s “Inside Politics” that the changing climate is causing hurricanes to become more severe when discussing the aftermath of Hurricane Helene."

It's like there have never been big hurricanes before. Idiot.
Posted by: fd

Last I heard this year was pretty mild as far as hurricanes went.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 27, 2024 08:02 PM (elaR+)

77 70 "Senator Rick Scott (R-FL) said Friday on CNN’s “Inside Politics” that the changing climate is causing hurricanes to become more severe when discussing the aftermath of Hurricane Helene."

It's like there have never been big hurricanes before. Idiot.
Posted by: fd at September 27, 2024 08:00 PM (vFG9F)

And I'm sure no one bothered to Fact Check that statement.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 27, 2024 08:02 PM (QAkQ3)

78 Do baby Markhors like to jump on your back?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2024 08:02 PM (63Dwl)

79 But doggie throwing ball over to dozens of strangers is good

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2024 08:03 PM (fwDg9)

80 Dash, I will not give up hope.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2024 08:04 PM (I1GXe)

81 "Senator Rick Scott (R-FL) said Friday on CNN’s “Inside Politics” that the changing climate is causing hurricanes to become more severe when discussing the aftermath of Hurricane Helene."

It's like there have never been big hurricanes before. Idiot.
Posted by: fd at September 27, 2024 08:00 PM (vFG9F)

He sounds just like a Deranged Democrat. Fuck him, and the electric car he rode in on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2024 08:05 PM (pJe2/)

82 Man, 35, found dead on conveyor belt at recycling facility

At least he wasn't bound and gagged and alive. Good news abounds!
Posted by: t-bird

What? They don't recycle that either? Jeeeez!

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 27, 2024 08:05 PM (elaR+)

83 >>>Parrot plays peak-a-boo with cat.

Yes, the parrot is "playing". Or taunting, if you prefer. Watching the cat's tail and body language, it is not in play mode. It's in kill that thing mode.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 27, 2024 08:06 PM (vlXMQ)

84 Watching the cat's tail and body language, it is not in play mode. It's in kill that thing mode.
Posted by: No Name Today

Hah! Yep.

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2024 08:07 PM (njWTi)

85 One sorta big hurricane comes along and it's supposedly our damn fault for using gasoline and charcoal while Camela flies all over the place spewing carbon and idiocy across the planet and it's ok because she's important and were not.

Posted by: fd at September 27, 2024 08:07 PM (vFG9F)

86 We're

Posted by: fd at September 27, 2024 08:07 PM (vFG9F)

87 Do baby Markhors like to jump on your back?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2024 08:02 PM (63Dwl)

Sounds like a Mississippi river boat pilot when Kamala comes into sight on the bank: "Mark, whore!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2024 08:08 PM (pJe2/)

88
The president had a good town hall -- even went into specifics on some things. Sounded good, looked good. Good crowd.

Posted by: Soothsayer is really a soothsayer at September 27, 2024 08:08 PM (0uleR)

89 Steve Inman never fails to make me laugh.
That FAFO video is hilarious.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2024 08:09 PM (6ydKt)

90 Thank you Ace for the cafes. It's one of the few things on the intertubes that doesn't leave me feeling miserable. And for the rest of the site for 20-25 years? probably more, it's a good place, moron island, mostly better morons than me. I'm a submoron.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 27, 2024 08:10 PM (Y6IkP)

91 If I saw a goat like the one in that top photo, I think I'd be the one who faints and tips over.

Posted by: Paco at September 27, 2024 08:10 PM (njExo)

92 80 Dash, I will not give up hope.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2024 08:04 PM (I1GXe)

Same! There's still a chance! Not going to reserve that hotel room, though.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at September 27, 2024 08:12 PM (OX9vb)

93 You know when I was told this morning we were making a run to the border I thought we were going to Taco Bell for lunch. to my surprise when we got off of AF-2 we were in Arizona????

Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 27, 2024 08:17 PM (hbjSA)

94 Man, a bear will trash your s**t and then just drop and start baggin' z's on your front porch.

Posted by: Paco at September 27, 2024 08:17 PM (njExo)

95 I'm not a violent person, but those Steve Inman videos have me screaming "kill him, kill him!"

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 27, 2024 08:19 PM (XMwZJ)

96 My Mom and Dad were not my birth parents. My sis and I were adopted. I am grateful beyond words to this day that it played out that way. Never met my biological parents and never felt a need to do so. I have been truly blessed.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 27, 2024 08:20 PM (mH6SG)

97 When you're placed on the conveyor of life you never know how far you'll go. You may know where the conveyor is headed but not how far you'll go.

Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2024 08:20 PM (LHPAg)

98 Rick Scott is, apparently, an idiot. Hurricanes have been declining in frequency and severity for the past two decades.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 27, 2024 08:21 PM (XMwZJ)

99 My Mom and Dad were not my birth parents. My sis and I were adopted. I am grateful beyond words to this day that it played out that way. Never met my biological parents and never felt a need to do so. I have been truly blessed.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 27, 2024 08:20 PM (mH6SG)


My step mom was a far better parent than my birth mom. It happens.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2024 08:22 PM (D7oie)

100 Ok, the Ludacris Cam made me laugh:

"Whoa, Bitch...Get out da way."

Posted by: Orson at September 27, 2024 08:25 PM (dIske)

101 The Live feed from Lebanon is brutal. A major city, unlike Gaza, just having airstrikes next to their McDonald's, AT&T buildings, etc. Big booms, big plumes. Any rational nation would surrender/sue for peace, but Lebanon is a slave to Iran. They get what they tolerated.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 27, 2024 08:25 PM (2cS/G)

102 Those fight videos gets my blood up. Make me want to kick some bad guys ass. I'd probably just fall down.

https://tinyurl.com/yc5sm72w

Posted by: javems at September 27, 2024 08:25 PM (8I4hW)

103 Natural Climate change happens. Man Made Climate Change is a scam. As simple as that.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 27, 2024 08:25 PM (i514R)

104 The Live feed from Lebanon is brutal. A major city, unlike Gaza, just having airstrikes next to their McDonald's, AT&T buildings, etc. Big booms, big plumes. Any rational nation would surrender/sue for peace, but Lebanon is a slave to Iran. They get what they tolerated.
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 27, 2024 08:25 PM (2cS/G)


Lebanon has little choice in this matter, Hezbolla is not Lebanese, and what government there is in Lebanon has no control over its actions.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2024 08:27 PM (D7oie)

105 Although rare, penguins will occasionally nest on front porches. If you should find penguins on your porch, do not approach or feed them. They can give a nasty bite, and will spew a deadly mephitic missile at the slightest provocation. The combination will result in a severe infection and probable death. Call you local animal control and ask for the offending creatures to be removed and relocated to the front porch of someone you don't like.

Posted by: Penguin at September 27, 2024 08:27 PM (vFG9F)

106 Nic fix

Posted by: Penguin Facts at September 27, 2024 08:28 PM (vFG9F)

107 javems, I can't stop laughing.

I'd love to see Steve Inman narrate that one.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at September 27, 2024 08:28 PM (OX9vb)

108 So, we had a relatively short power outage here in Bourbon Country. Hats off to the linesmen who work tirelessly to keep the power on. It wasn't like this years ago. If power went down, due to trees or weather, we'd be out for days/weeks. Sometimes months.*

*Not us... but I do know of people who where without electricity for 2+ months. Huge damage.

That sucked. Bigly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2024 08:28 PM (Q4IgG)

109 My father was not kind to me.

It is what it is.

I try to not say I envy others' relationships with their parents. But I do. God bless y'all who have amazing parents. And even more for those who didn't.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2024 08:29 PM (q4Gku)

110 61 Miss my Mom and Dad big time. Every day.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 27, 2024 07:55 PM (mH6SG)

When we first had our daughter home after her car wreck TBI, I told my SIL when she called to check on us that what would be the biggest help would be if I could just talk to our late mom.
Fifteen minutes, that's all I need. So she could say we were not the worst incompetent parents in the world, that we would figure this out and that she WOULD get better- and I would believe her.

Posted by: sal at September 27, 2024 08:31 PM (f+FmA)

111 Lebanon has little choice in this matter, Hezbolla is not Lebanese, and what government there is in Lebanon has no control over its actions.

There once was a time when Lebanese Christians had some impact in fighting to save their country. I worked with one who had come here for a better life. Dude was a badass but a hell of a great guy. I often wonder where he is right now.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 27, 2024 08:31 PM (mH6SG)

112 Trump meets with Zelensky after all and thanks him for ending ‘impeachment hoax’

Former President Donald Trump thanked a surprised-looking Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky for ending the “impeachment hoax” ahead of their Friday meeting.

“[Zelensky] said, ‘President Trump did absolutely nothing wrong,'” Trump said as Zelensky stood silently by his side ahead of their New York City meeting. “He said it loud and clear, and the impeachment hoax died right there.”

The comment referred to Trump’s first impeachment in 2019, which centered on accusations that Trump pressured Zelensky to investigate his political opponent, Joe Biden, and his son Hunter Biden, in exchange for military aid from the United States to fight off Russian-backed separatists.

Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2024 08:33 PM (GITLP)

113 There is iron in the words of Penguin Facts for all Morons to see.

Posted by: Duncanthrax Ten Bats at September 27, 2024 08:33 PM (a3Q+t)

114 Holy crap, Israel is saying they killed Nasrullah today. In WW2 terms, this is like killing Hitler in 1940.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2024 08:34 PM (S6gqv)

115 Yes, Kindltot, that was my implication. Lebanese people will die because Hezbollah runs their shit with direction from Iran. But the Lebanese are not blameless, they had chances to reject Hezbollah, but never mustered the courage to do it. They would have had all of the important allies on their side. Too late for them now, they will sink or swim with Hezbollah. Or, they will capitulate to Israel by force.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 27, 2024 08:34 PM (2cS/G)

116 Everyone: Call your mother. Tell her you love her even if you haven't said that in a while. Enjoy time with her while they're here, and while you can. This is the time to do so.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant

Excellent advice. My Momma is gone now but she taught me all I know about kindness.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2024 08:36 PM (WXNFJ)

117 "Israel is saying they killed Nasrullah today. In WW2 terms, this is like killing Hitler in 1940.
Posted by: Tom Servo"

Will they have a replacement? Who would want the job?

Posted by: Penguin Facts at September 27, 2024 08:38 PM (vFG9F)

118 Holy crap, Israel is saying they killed Nasrullah today.

Man, you hate to see that.

Oh, wait. No you don't.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2024 08:38 PM (xCA6C)

119 >>Holy crap, Israel is saying they killed Nasrullah today. In WW2 terms, this is like killing Hitler in 1940.


My guess is that Hizballah / Iran are/were planning on a 10/7 Anniversary attack and Israeli Intel caught wind of it and decided to finally roast that Fat Goat Fucker for good.

Posted by: garrett at September 27, 2024 08:38 PM (25t0L)

120 I thought to myself why are they bombing Lebanon?
Isn't that a County in Southern Pennsylvania???

Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 27, 2024 08:39 PM (rcLES)

121 "Israel is saying they killed Nasrullah today. In WW2 terms, this is like killing Hitler in 1940.
Posted by: Tom Servo"

Will they have a replacement? Who would want the job?


Replacement for Mr. Nasrullah. Paging the replacement for Mr. Nasrullah...

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2024 08:39 PM (xCA6C)

122 Still waiting on the Nasrallah confirmation. Are we sure?

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 27, 2024 08:39 PM (2cS/G)

123 In the west we don’t really understand what Lebanon has become; it’s not a real nation any more, but rather a loose collection of mini states that mostly despise each other. Hezbollah is much stronger than the others, which is why they act with impunity, but where do you think all the intelligence on Hezbollah installations are coming from? Israel has thousands of informers in Lebanon who are loving what’s happening. And no, there is no need for Israel to attack Druze or Maronite areas.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2024 08:40 PM (S6gqv)

124 What did the commenter say? All those deemed too incompetent to be awarded a pager are now in charge.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 27, 2024 08:40 PM (gdH0L)

125 Israel is saying they killed Nasrullah today. In WW2 terms, this is like killing Hitler in 1940.

More like killing Yamamoto. The Hitler analogy is the head Iranian mullah.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2024 08:40 PM (xCA6C)

126 'I thought to myself why are they bombing Lebanon?
Isn't that a County in Southern Pennsylvania???
Posted by: Kamal Harris

Hey! I thought they were talking about Lebanon James. Man, that boy can shoot!

Posted by: Joe Biteum at September 27, 2024 08:40 PM (vFG9F)

127 My guess is that Hizballah / Iran are/were planning on a 10/7 Anniversary attack and Israeli Intel caught wind of it and decided to finally roast that Fat Goat Fucker for good.
Posted by: garrett at September 27, 2024 08:38 PM (25t0L)

Maybe. My guess is, Israel WANTS to go all in, and they've been getting pressure from the U.S. to tone it down before the election, and this was their way of saying F YOU to the little pissants in our foreign policy establishment.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 08:41 PM (J/Spy)

128 Conspiracy theory involving Kiddy Diddy. (Maybe 2 minutes)

https://is.gd/LBynqv

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 08:42 PM (L/fGl)

129 God bless y'all who have amazing parents. And even more for those who didn't.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2024 08:29 PM (q4Gku)

My parents were not perfect. Hell, nobody is perfect. I was the oldest, the practice kid. They raised 7 kids in a good Catholic home.

I am blessed to be in this family.

Posted by: Pugsley Hudson Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 27, 2024 08:42 PM (Ad8y9)

130 107 javems, I can't stop laughing.

I'd love to see Steve Inman narrate that one.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at September 27, 2024 08:28 PM (OX9vb)

One of the funniest one's I've ever seen. I laughed till I cried. Still am.

Posted by: javems at September 27, 2024 08:43 PM (8I4hW)

131
Roof replacement is finished. It was a mess, but they did a good job of cleaning up when they were done.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2024 08:43 PM (BkEzK)

132 >>>>this was their way of saying F YOU to the little pissants in our foreign policy establishment.
Posted by: BurtTC
--------------

They need to say it more and louder.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 27, 2024 08:43 PM (gdH0L)

133 >>Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 08:41 PM (J/Spy)


Oh, that too.

Posted by: garrett at September 27, 2024 08:43 PM (25t0L)

134 Truly, a lot of so-called experts have been saying how formidable Hezbollah is, and behind them is the threat of Iran, Turkey, Syria, Saudi Arabia, Russia, Chi Nah, and everyone else's brother... threats that have so far been all talk.

Are they going to stay all hat and no cattle? I don't know, but Israel sure looks like they're betting on it.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 08:44 PM (J/Spy)

135 Interesting times.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 27, 2024 08:45 PM (mH6SG)

136 I learned kindness from what my parents DIDNT do.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2024 08:46 PM (Qysoj)

137 This is some of my family members.

They believe it all. J6 insurrection Dictator on day one bloodbath fine people sucker's and losers. To them it's all real.

We are dealing with something that is beyond reason.



Posted by: Mr. Ray at September 27, 2024 08:47 PM (nv4jJ)

138 132 >>>>this was their way of saying F YOU to the little pissants in our foreign policy establishment.
Posted by: BurtTC
--------------

They need to say it more and louder.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 27, 2024 08:43 PM (gdH0L)

My whole thing throughout all of this is that Israel would be substantially better off if they could break away from U.S. influence and interference.

Now, maybe they know better, and believe they need U.S. money and weapons. I'm not sure they do, but maybe they think they do... or if it IS their intention to escalate this as far as they can, they are going to need it for survival.

So rather than pussyfoot around with U.S. election whims, they went ahead and said "now. We do this now."

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 08:47 PM (J/Spy)

139 Will they have a replacement? Who would want the job?

Replacement for Mr. Nasrullah. Paging the replacement for Mr. Nasrullah...
Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2024 08:39 PM (xCA6C)


They won't lack for those vying for the job. Million$ are at stake. There will be those clans who think they can do it better. Think Whack-a-Mole.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2024 08:47 PM (W/lyH)

140 109 I’m sorry, Nurse Ratched.

You seem to have overcome it, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 08:47 PM (v6JzV)

141 I got a phone call today that I hope turns into an interview. Pray for me horde.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 27, 2024 08:47 PM (lhenN)

142
The Palestinians ought to be packed up and sent to Antarctica or Mars. They're completely and utterly useless. They poison every place they reside. The Arabs love them so much they've expelled them when they wandered in.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2024 08:48 PM (BkEzK)

143 Instapundit: 21st CENTURY RELATIONSHIPS: RFK Jr. and star journalist Olivia Nuzzi had ‘incredible’ FaceTime sex, said they loved each other: sources.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 08:48 PM (TGPs7)

144 FAFO.

My coworker picked up a garter snake that happen to get lost in the break room and I warned him, "careful, they'll bite the fuck out of you."

And he's like, "yeah, whatever," as he picks it up. The snake strikes like a bolt of lightning, and he screams like a fucking girl. Funny as hell.

Posted by: Dr. Puffy Combs at September 27, 2024 08:49 PM (nDTFN)

145 Holy crap, Israel is saying they killed Nasrullah today.

-
I don't know how accurate this is but this chart from Iowahawk is amusing.

https://is.gd/ngGz5y

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 08:49 PM (L/fGl)

146 In the west we don’t really understand what Lebanon has become; it’s not a real nation any more, but rather a loose collection of mini states that mostly despise each other.

On the surface at least, the same thing can be said about Syria, Iraq, Yemen and Libya. "Diversity " in the ME is limited to what tribe are you from? Been that way forever.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 27, 2024 08:49 PM (iziaj)

147 Having gone to these lengths, I don't see why Israel would stop now. They have laid the groundwork with the pagers, walkies, targeted strikes and now the urban airstrikes. If this isn't the softening up period for Israel to create a buffer zone within Lebanon (using ground troops) then what else is it? Another ultimately impotent gesture that extends the conflict for decades? I don't think so this time.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 27, 2024 08:50 PM (2cS/G)

148 Penguin Facts is late getting back to his facility again. No fruit cup for him.

Posted by: Penguin Pete at September 27, 2024 08:51 PM (CV8a5)

149 When I am elected your King, one of His Majesty's first Decrees shall read as follows:

"Hear Ye, Hear Ye!! By Royal decree, the King has bestowed a task of great importance to you, His subjects:

For all Enemies, follow the following ROEs:

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Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2024 08:51 PM (WXNFJ)

150
RFK Jr. and star journalist Olivia Nuzzi had ‘incredible’ FaceTime sex, said they loved each other: sources.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 08:48 PM (TGPs7)

_________

Imagine the hellspawn produced from the mating of politicians and journalists.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2024 08:52 PM (BkEzK)

151 So many sad family stories on this blog. I’m glad that so many members of the Horde turned out so well despite the unhappy circumstances of their childhoods.

I raise a glass to you all:

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 08:52 PM (v6JzV)

152 The Bee: Experts Warn Hurricane In Hurricane Alley During Hurricane Season Clear Sign Of Climate Change

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 27, 2024 08:53 PM (DTX3h)

153 I got a phone call today that I hope turns into an interview. Pray for me horde.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

Of course!! Wear pants during your Zoom interview.

Just saying.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2024 08:53 PM (WXNFJ)

154 I got a phone call today that I hope turns into an interview. Pray for me horde.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

Prayers sent

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 27, 2024 08:54 PM (bZ6rR)

155 Conspiracy theory involving Kiddy Diddy. (Maybe 2 minutes)

https://is.gd/LBynqv
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 08:42 PM (L/fGl)

If you ever want to go down the rabbit hole... and I mean all the way down, there's a yootoob channel called "Jamie Dlux."

Jamie is very unpolished, but he does his homework. Pretty much any conspiracy you want to explore, he's done it, but he was kicked off all the platforms until recently, and many of his videos have been disappeared. I know he's done Puff Daddy stories before, but I just checked, and don't see any. A lot of stuff on his channel is re-uploaded from the past few years.

I'm not recommending anyone go down this hole. I have, and there are things I wish I didn't know.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 08:55 PM (S6yU5)

156 144 The salmonella on reptiles gives me far more creeps than any bite they could inflict on me. At least in North America.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 08:55 PM (v6JzV)

157 And he's like, "yeah, whatever," as he picks it up. The snake strikes like a bolt of lightning, and he screams like a fucking girl. Funny as hell.
Posted by: Dr. Puffy Combs at September 27, 2024 08:49 PM (nDTFN)


They are not so good on tile, but in their native habitat those little buggers move like greased lightning.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2024 08:55 PM (D7oie)

158
"Hear Ye, Hear Ye!! By Royal decree, the King has bestowed a task of great importance to you, His subjects:

For all Enemies, follow the following ROEs:

(This page intentionally left blank)"
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2024 08:51 PM (WXNFJ)
***

From this day hence, you are commanded to put one in the pump house and one in the junction box. For those subjects using calibers commonly call 22, consider doubling up.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2024 08:55 PM (W/lyH)

159 Is there nothing that damn Trump won't do?

Culture Crave
@CultureCrave
Paul Feig says he investigated the fans mad about his female #Ghosbusters reboot and 'so many were Trump supporters'

"Then Donald Trump came out against us. He was like ... 'They’re making Ghostbusters with only women. What’s going on?’ and got all upset. Everybody went fucking cannibal. It turned the movie into a political statement, as if to say: ‘If you’re pro-women, you’re going to go see this. If you’re not, then …’ I didn’t think it mattered at all that the main characters were women, but people brought a lot of baggage"⁰

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 08:55 PM (L/fGl)

160 I'd rather send the "Palistinians " to Mercury.

Burning is painful.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2024 08:56 PM (CzhWp)

161 20 days!!! to MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2024 07:47 PM


Soon....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2024 08:56 PM (Wnv9h)

162 Poor goats got tagged as the devil worship animal.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 27, 2024 08:56 PM (i514R)

163
I don't know how accurate this is but this chart from Iowahawk is amusing.

https://is.gd/ngGz5y
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 08:49 PM

The text is from Iowahawk, but that chart is straight from the IDF. (They love that in your face attitude)

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2024 08:56 PM (S6gqv)

164 On the surface at least, the same thing can be said about Syria, Iraq, Yemen and Libya. "Diversity " in the ME is limited to what tribe are you from? Been that way forever.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 27, 2024 08:49

But, I've been told Diversity Is Our Strength.

Posted by: Mr. Ray at September 27, 2024 08:56 PM (nv4jJ)

165 Lincolntf you are right - the way you lay out the dynamic - and it's been recognized by the Israelis for some time. The threat Iran built in Hezbollah was - for Iran - their key proxy and insurance policy against direct Israeli action against Iran and its nuclear program, etc (obviously not against the many and successful Israeli special operations against that program).

Of course it was, viewed soberly, an intolerable threat in itself, even leaving aside its value to Israel's main enemy as a deterrent. The evacuation of the north, caused only by Hezb's more primitive and short-range systems, may prove to be a blessing, as the absolutely politically untenable situation that has to be resolved.

Maybe we'll know in due course, but could well have been a confluence of increased Israeli capabilities, the insanely disastrous Obama/Biden policy towards Iran, and the jolt of realism and urgency that 10/7 was to a complacent Israeli military establishment - and public.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2024 08:57 PM (GcNJ2)

166 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 08:55 PM (L/fGl)

So most of the fans of the original Ghost Busters were Trump fans because that's who criticized the female reboot the most.

The Left have no ability to determine cause and effect.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 27, 2024 08:58 PM (i514R)

167 On the surface at least, the same thing can be said about Syria, Iraq, Yemen and Libya. "Diversity " in the ME is limited to what tribe are you from? Been that way forever.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 27, 2024 08:49 PM (iziaj)

I would suggest, the extent to which those four countries, Syria, Iraq, Yemen, and Libya, are basket cases, is largely due the the U.S. of A. and our habit of de-stabilizing places around the globe for not much reason other than it gets people like Torrie Nuland moist.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 08:59 PM (S6yU5)

168 Replacement for Mr. Nasrullah. Paging the replacement for Mr. Nasrullah...
Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2024 08:39 PM


ISWYDT.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2024 08:59 PM (Wnv9h)

169 Has Iowahawk gotten over his TDS? He lost me with it.

Posted by: Mr. Ray at September 27, 2024 09:00 PM (nv4jJ)

170 RFK Jr. and star journalist Olivia Nuzzi had ‘incredible’ FaceTime sex, said they loved each other: sources.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 08:48 PM (TGPs7)



Jeez.
He's 70. She's 31.
Tabloid garbage. He's a typical Kennedy, and she's screwing her way into access and a bigger paycheck.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2024 09:00 PM (W/lyH)

171 I would suggest, the extent to which those four countries, Syria, Iraq, Yemen, and Libya, are basket cases, is largely due the the U.S. of A. and our habit of de-stabilizing places around the globe for not much reason other than it gets people like Torrie Nuland moist.
Posted by: BurtTC


But we're spreading dEmOcRaCy~~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 27, 2024 09:00 PM (IG4Id)

172 My family has been replaced by all of you.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2024 07:54 PM


{{{Ben Had}}}

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2024 09:01 PM (Wnv9h)

173 The text is from Iowahawk, but that chart is straight from the IDF. (They love that in your face attitude)

My city my people 😂🇮🇱 Tel Aviv

“Yalla ya Nasrallah,
We will f*ck you Inshallah,
We will return you to Allah,
With the entire Hezbollah”


https://tinyurl.com/3ts3kxdz

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2024 09:01 PM (xCA6C)

174 But, I've been told Diversity Is Our Strength.
Posted by: Mr. Ray

"Diversity " is the acetone dissolving the glue that holds our society together.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 27, 2024 09:02 PM (iziaj)

175 Speaking of dEmOcRaCy...

@LeadingReport 1m
BREAKING: Kamala Harris says illegal immigrants who have been living in the U.S. are “American in every way.”

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 27, 2024 09:02 PM (IG4Id)

176 Andy Grewal
@ProfGrewal

"If Trump wins, I will have no choice but to take my own life" https://afru.com/a-plea-for-my-life/

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 09:02 PM (TGPs7)

177 Paul Feig says he investigated the fans mad about his female #Ghosbusters reboot and 'so many were Trump supporters'

"Then Donald Trump came out against us. He was like ... 'They’re making Ghostbusters with only women. What’s going on?’ and got all upset. Everybody went fucking cannibal. It turned the movie into a political statement, as if to say: ‘If you’re pro-women, you’re going to go see this. If you’re not, then …’ I didn’t think it mattered at all that the main characters were women, but people brought a lot of baggage"⁰
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 08:55 PM (L/fGl)

You're right, you gay homosexual clown, it didn't matter that all the characters were women. It mattered that you poured a crappy movie into a mold, and let those women adlib their way to a mess of a piece of shit of non-story ripoff movie that nobody wanted or asked for.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 09:02 PM (S6yU5)

178 I saw Moist Torrie Nuland open for Wet Willie at the Palladium in '93.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2024 09:02 PM (pJe2/)

179 Andy Grewal
@ProfGrewal

"If Trump wins, I will have no choice but to take my own life" https://afru.com/a-plea-for-my-life/
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 09:02 PM (TGPs7)

Ok, bye.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 09:03 PM (S6yU5)

180 "If Trump wins, I will have no choice but to take my own life" https://afru.com/a-plea-for-my-life/
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 09:02 PM (TGPs7)

Well. Bye.

Posted by: Curly Bill at September 27, 2024 09:03 PM (PDf99)

181 The US had nothing to do with Syria, Iraq, Yemen, and Libya being basket cases. That is all Britain, France, Islam and tribalism.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 27, 2024 09:03 PM (i514R)

182 she's screwing her way into access and a bigger paycheck.

You say that like it's a bad thing...

Posted by: Kamala at September 27, 2024 09:03 PM (xCA6C)

183
The energy from the wind of an average hurricane (itself a small fraction of the total energy of the storm) is about half that of the annual worldwide electricity consumption. There are 20 or so hurricanes, typhoons and cyclones in an average year.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2024 09:04 PM (BkEzK)

184 Maybe. My guess is, Israel WANTS to go all in, and they've been getting pressure from the U.S. to tone it down before the election, and this was their way of saying F YOU to the little pissants in our foreign policy establishment.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 08:41 PM (J/Spy)

I have been thinking they need to invade soon, but they are pounding the hell out of hezbollah every day, so what’s the hurry? Neither Hezbollah or Iran is doing shit about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2024 09:04 PM (S6gqv)

185 142
The Palestinians ought to be packed up and sent to Antarctica or Mars. They're completely and utterly useless. They poison every place they reside. The Arabs love them so much they've expelled them when they wandered in.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
------------------------

Not Mars. Mars is going to be a nice, clean place with decent people.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 27, 2024 09:04 PM (gdH0L)

186 Andy Grewal
@ProfGrewal

"If Trump wins, I will have no choice but to take my own life" https://afru.com/a-plea-for-my-life/
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 09:02 PM (TGPs7)

Why wait, Sport? Can somebody lend him a gun, and one round?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2024 09:04 PM (pJe2/)

187 "If Trump wins, I will have no choice but to take my own life"

Thanks for the advance notice. Good luck.

Posted by: The Coroner at September 27, 2024 09:04 PM (mH6SG)

188 You're right, you gay homosexual clown, it didn't matter that all the characters were women. It mattered that you poured a crappy movie into a mold, and let those women adlib their way to a mess of a piece of shit of non-story ripoff movie that nobody wanted or asked for.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 09:02 PM (S6yU5)

*ahem* I believe it says right here it should be 'gay homosexual ass clown.' Assclown is also permissible.

Please make a note of it.

Posted by: AOSHQ Style Majordomo at September 27, 2024 09:04 PM (PDf99)

189 I'd watch "War and Peace, The Musical", if it featured the cast of Baywatch. So maybe I'm not the best critic of chick movies...

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 27, 2024 09:05 PM (2cS/G)

190 RFK Jr. and star journalist Olivia Nuzzi had ‘incredible’ FaceTime sex, said they loved each other: sources.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 08:48 PM (TGPs7)

Jeez.
He's 70. She's 31.
Tabloid garbage. He's a typical Kennedy, and she's screwing her way into access and a bigger paycheck.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2024 09:00 PM (W/lyH)

There's no evidence I've heard or seen this was reciprocal. None. She's a filthy skank stalker, and the evidence of RFK's guilt is roughly equivalent to the evidence Trump felt up that creepy broad in a New York department store.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 09:05 PM (S6yU5)

191 "If Trump wins, I will have no choice but to take my own life"

1. Fanaticism.

2. I'll believe it when I see it.

Posted by: davidt at September 27, 2024 09:05 PM (i0F8b)

192 "If Trump wins, I will have no choice but to take my own life" https://afru.com/a-plea-for-my-life/
Posted by: Mister Ghost

Canada will help you; but, we can't.
We're very sorry we can't help, too.
Really we are...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2024 09:05 PM (MnHeR)

193 *ahem* I believe it says right here it should be 'gay homosexual ass clown.' Assclown is also permissible.

Please make a note of it.
Posted by: AOSHQ Style Majordomo at September 27, 2024 09:04 PM (PDf99)

I didn't want to overdo it.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 09:06 PM (S6yU5)

194
Tigers clinch a wild card berth. White Sox set a modern day loss record.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2024 09:06 PM (BkEzK)

195
Bostonians Against Mayor Wu
@AntiWuCoalition
Illegals are sleeping in the airport costing MA taxpayers $1B, lawless animals assault mothers bringing their children to daycare, windmills break off into the ocean killing our wildlife…

Meanwhile let’s take a peek at what Maura Healey is up to today (@MassGovernor)

http://tiny.cc/6fqnzz

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 09:06 PM (TGPs7)

196 Andy Grewal
@ProfGrewal

"If Trump wins, I will have no choice but to take my own life" https://afru.com/a-plea-for-my-life/
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 09:02 PM (TGPs7)

Andy has anyone suggested to you that you literally need mental health treatment?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 27, 2024 09:06 PM (i514R)

197 "If Trump wins, I will have no choice but to take my own life" https://afru.com/a-plea-for-my-life/
Posted by: Mister Ghost

Are you trying to get me to be a vote mule because...

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 27, 2024 09:06 PM (VLPl3)

198 179 Andy Grewal
@ProfGrewal

"If Trump wins, I will have no choice but to take my own life" https://afru.com/a-plea-for-my-life/
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 09:02 PM (TGPs7)

Promises promises

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2024 09:06 PM (ZgUvY)

199 I would suggest, the extent to which those four countries, Syria, Iraq, Yemen, and Libya, are basket cases, is largely due the the U.S. of A. and our habit of de-stabilizing places around the globe for not much reason other than it gets people like Torrie Nuland moist.
Posted by: BurtTC

We didn't start it. The British, French and Turks have as much culpability as we do. We're just the latest player. Refence the scene in Lawrence of Arabia where the Arab legions capture Damascus. That was relatively historically accurate.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 27, 2024 09:06 PM (iziaj)

200 174 But, I've been told Diversity Is Our Strength.
Posted by: Mr. Ray

"Diversity " is the acetone dissolving the glue that holds our society together.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 27, 2024 09:02 PM (iziaj)

So what's the MEK dissolving the glue that holds our society together? Communism? Hedonism?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2024 09:07 PM (PDf99)

201 189 You DO NOT want to see the Kutuzov Shuffle.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 09:07 PM (v6JzV)

202 Kamala knows who the movers and shakers, the Acronym bosses, are.
She will have them removed first.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 27, 2024 09:08 PM (gdH0L)

203 There's no evidence I've heard or seen this was reciprocal. None. She's a filthy skank stalker, and the evidence of RFK's guilt is roughly equivalent to the evidence Trump felt up that creepy broad in a New York department store.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 09:05 PM (S6yU5)

She's also in no way a "star" journalist. Third-rate tabloid 'ho.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2024 09:08 PM (pJe2/)

204 The US had nothing to do with Syria, Iraq, Yemen, and Libya being basket cases. That is all Britain, France, Islam and tribalism.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 27, 2024 09:03 PM (i514R)

Of course we did.

See: Century, 21st, the.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 09:08 PM (S6yU5)

205 Andy Grewal
@ProfGrewal

"If Trump wins, I will have no choice but to take my own life" https://afru.com/a-plea-for-my-life/

Better just you than a bunch of innocents in addition. Fuck off, you twat.

Posted by: Pugsley Hudson Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 27, 2024 09:09 PM (Ad8y9)

206 Sad story of the day.

https://is.gd/9SOhTa

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 09:09 PM (L/fGl)

207 Big giant goat reminds me of Krampus.

Posted by: Pugsley Hudson Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 27, 2024 09:09 PM (Ad8y9)

208 Andy Grewal
@ProfGrewal

"If Trump wins, I will have no choice but to take my own life"

-
Well, bye.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 09:10 PM (L/fGl)

209 Libya- we kind of fucked with the stable if insane order there, then washed our hands of it.

Iraq- well, then we get into the whole GWII debate. Make rubble not trouble vs rebuild.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2024 09:10 PM (PDf99)

210 These lefty loons just suck at delivering on their promises.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 27, 2024 09:10 PM (mH6SG)

211 Meanwhile let’s take a peek at what Maura Healey is up to today (@MassGovernor)

http://tiny.cc/6fqnzz

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 09:06 PM (TGPs7)

They are obviously in need of Pepto-Bismol.

Posted by: javems at September 27, 2024 09:11 PM (8I4hW)

212
Never believe what a lefty says unless they say we're assholes.

Posted by: four seasons at September 27, 2024 09:12 PM (3ek7K)

213 199 Agree. The inevitable result of civilized Wester n powers trying to govern bloodthirsty barbarians.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 09:12 PM (v6JzV)

214 200 174 But, I've been told Diversity Is Our Strength.
Posted by: Mr. Ray

"Diversity " is the acetone dissolving the glue that holds our society together.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 27, 2024 09:02 PM (iziaj)

So what's the MEK dissolving the glue that holds our society together? Communism? Hedonism?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2024 09:07 PM (PDf99)

Humanism. The denial of God. Or of anything transcendent.

Posted by: Mr. Ray at September 27, 2024 09:12 PM (nv4jJ)

215 So what's the MEK dissolving the glue that holds our society together? Communism? Hedonism?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2024 09:07 PM (PDf99)
Cancel culture. It doesn't really work either, because every morning when I get up and look in the mirror...I'm still here. No matter what the PTB says.

Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2024 09:13 PM (LHPAg)

216 Neither Hezbollah or Iran is doing shit about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo

I'm not convinced they can. Hezbollah is a terrorist snake and the snake's head has apparently been severed. Another embarrassing failure on Iran's part will seriously weaken their status. The mullahs will talk sh*t and lay awake at night, hoping the 12th Iman will show up soon.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 27, 2024 09:13 PM (iziaj)

217 Humanism. The denial of God. Or of anything transcendent.
Posted by: Mr. Ray at September 27, 2024 09:12 PM (nv4jJ)

I'll take it. Or Nihilism. Just straight up Nihilism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2024 09:13 PM (PDf99)

218 Diversity is Divisive.

Posted by: davidt at September 27, 2024 09:14 PM (i0F8b)

219 Humanism. The denial of God. Or of anything transcendent.
Posted by: Mr. Ray

This.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 27, 2024 09:14 PM (iziaj)

220 If you're not going to listen to Justin Trudeau, who are you going to listen to?


Justin Trudeau
@JustinTrudeau
Canada is calling for an immediate ceasefire along the Lebanon-Israel border.

It has been devastating to the civilians in harm’s way, including the two innocent Canadians killed.

We will support all diplomatic efforts towards de-escalation and a peaceful resolution.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 09:15 PM (TGPs7)

221 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2024 09:10 PM (PDf99)

When a doctor tries to treat a patient who has cancer caused by exposure to carcinogens but the patient gets worse or dies you don't blame the doctor for giving the patient cancer.

That's my point of view. Tired of people blaming America for everything .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 27, 2024 09:16 PM (i514R)

222 213 199 Agree. The inevitable result of civilized Wester n powers trying to govern bloodthirsty barbarians.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
---------------------------------

Barbarians can't be ruled, or taught or managed. Barbarian is the human (really?) equivalent to a feral animal and should be treated as such.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 27, 2024 09:16 PM (gdH0L)

223 We will support all diplomatic efforts towards de-escalation and a peaceful resolution.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 09:15 PM (TGPs7)

No mention of Israeli casualties from the Hezbollah rocket barrages for what the past 10-15 years?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2024 09:16 PM (PDf99)

224 In war of course a key is to seize the initiative and maintain it. Israel has had total dominance since even before Op Grim Beeper. Operationally, and in the clear hesitation of Iran/Hezb to even attempt a meaningful "retaliation" (since the embarrassingly ineffective "retaliation" for the hit on the IRGC scum in the Syria embassy annex).

Of course in the last week there has been an incredibly rapid increase in the margin of Israel's dominance. Tonight IAF aircraft loiter above both Beirut and the Bekaa Valley, ready to pounce on any systems being readied for launch (most of the most worrisome systems they have are not simply ready to go, and the prep for launch of course is something Israel has worked on ID'ing for years).

Israel announced no air resupply via Beirut airport will be allowed. This, as they systematically take out elaborate coastal missile arrays hidden (well, not so hidden I guess) under civilian buildings in south Beirut. This is about as total a control of the initiative as you can get in these circumstances.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2024 09:17 PM (GcNJ2)

225 I just had a firsthand account of how effective the Media lies are.
It's kind of impressive in it's own way.

Posted by: Mr. Ray at September 27, 2024 09:17 PM (nv4jJ)

226 It has been devastating to the civilians in harm’s way, including the two innocent Canadians killed.

We will support all diplomatic efforts towards de-escalation and a peaceful resolution.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 09:15 PM (TGPs7)

Anybody want to bet the two "Canadians" aren't Lebanese goat-rapers by birth?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2024 09:18 PM (pJe2/)

227 That's my point of view. Tired of people blaming America for everything .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 27, 2024 09:16 PM (i514R)

I would blame us because we had a poorly thought out idea and stuck to it re: Iraq.

On the other hand, one could argue that the decapitation of Libya is what some of us argued we SHOULD have done with regards to Iraq- and that did not work out great either.

ALL of this is always Monday morning quarterbacking. BUT, we should acknowledge our failures and use it to do better the next time- and there is always a next time. It may be that there IS no good solution, just the least bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2024 09:19 PM (PDf99)

228 til about /r/reallyshittycopper, a subreddit dedicated to . . . Ea-Nasir.
Some of us will enjoy Immortality better than others.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 27, 2024 09:19 PM (gKWVE)

229 Diversity is Divisive.
Posted by: davidt at September 27, 2024 09:14 PM (i0F8b)

Catchy and true. I like it.

Posted by: Mr. Ray at September 27, 2024 09:19 PM (nv4jJ)

230 I just had a firsthand account of how effective the Media lies are.
It's kind of impressive in it's own way.
Posted by: Mr. Ray

Do tell.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 27, 2024 09:20 PM (elaR+)

231 NYT helpful as always , "Mr. Nasrallah is believed to live modestly and rarely socializes outside Hezbollah’s ruling circles, eschewing public appearances and the telephone "...

you know who else lived modestly ?

Posted by: runner at September 27, 2024 09:20 PM (V13WU)

232 Dammit, they did not hit 'Austere'.

*knocks over bingo table*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2024 09:21 PM (PDf99)

233 My friends, NYT is telling us that this sordid butcher is practically a feminist ! "He comes across as less dour than most Shiite clerics, partly because of his slight lisp and a propensity to crack jokes. He has never pushed hard-line Islamic rules, like veils for women...." whatta a guy !

Posted by: runner at September 27, 2024 09:22 PM (V13WU)

234 That's my point of view. Tired of people blaming America for everything .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 27, 2024 09:16 PM (i514R)

Sure, we're doctors. Doctors without borders, just trying to help.

If you're tired of people blaming America, do something about your country being in a perpetual state of war. Otherwise, you're just going to have to accept that we have blood on our hands.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 09:22 PM (9nrPR)

235 you know who else lived modestly ?
Posted by: runner at September 27, 2024 09:20 PM (V13WU)


Rose Wilder Lane. What do I win?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2024 09:22 PM (D7oie)

236 'slight lisp'? Are they making a 'he sounds gay and that's ok!' argument?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2024 09:22 PM (PDf99)

237 Casey Attacks GOP’s McCormick For Holding Father Gov. Casey’s Pro-Life Views
In PA Senate race, Democrat son attacks views of late Democrat governor dad.

I voted for the father for Governor
For the son, nothing

Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2024 09:22 PM (GITLP)

238 Justin Trudeau
@JustinTrudeau
Canada is calling for an immediate ceasefire along the Lebanon-Israel border.


And I call for monkeys to fly out of his butt. Both are equally likely.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2024 09:23 PM (xCA6C)

239 Another joke, and he was definitely a candidate for the funniest islamic cleric of the year award!

Posted by: runner at September 27, 2024 09:23 PM (V13WU)

240 233 My friends, NYT is telling us that this sordid butcher is practically a feminist ! "He comes across as less dour than most Shiite clerics, partly because of his slight lisp and a propensity to crack jokes. He has never pushed hard-line Islamic rules, like veils for women...." whatta a guy !
Posted by: runner at September 27, 2024 09:22 PM (V13WU)
Sure, he's a fag. Gotta watch his step.

Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2024 09:23 PM (LHPAg)

241 Rose Wilder Lane.

===

20 quatloos , but that is not it

Posted by: runner at September 27, 2024 09:24 PM (V13WU)

242 Beautiful if true, though I wonder. Some Israeli officials claim Bibi's trip to the UNGA in NYC was part of the plan to make Iran/Hezb think no major attack was in store for a few days. Even if true, the learning curve for Israel's enemies appears to be quite flat. Imagine, yesterday, thinking any kind of meeting of leadership in any normal location would be secure. Wow.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2024 09:24 PM (GcNJ2)

243 We will support all diplomatic efforts towards de-escalation and a peaceful resolution.
Posted by: Mister Ghost

Trudeau understands diplomacy like I understand neuro surgery. I would suggest Justin look into penis enlargement. Canada has never sat in the front row seats on the world stage.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 27, 2024 09:25 PM (iziaj)

244 NYT helpful as always , "Mr. Nasrallah is believed to live modestly and rarely socializes outside Hezbollah’s ruling circles, eschewing public appearances and the telephone "...

And why is that you terrorist loving shitstains?
Hmmmm?
Is it because he deserves to die for all the innocents whose blood he is covered in?
I know you wank it to the thought of merely being in his presence, but that is because you are human garbage.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 27, 2024 09:25 PM (elaR+)

245 There's nothing wrong with a slight lisp. Baaa.

Posted by: Goats at September 27, 2024 09:25 PM (mH6SG)

246 @rhomboid, How far do you think, ultimately, Israel will go? I ask that both geographically and "use of power-wise"? Are we talking Israeli tanks in Beirut in the coming days/weeks? Hard to picture, but inevitable?

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 27, 2024 09:25 PM (2cS/G)

247 Another joke, and he was definitely a candidate for the funniest islamic cleric of the year award!
Posted by: runner

"So I said, take my goat. Please!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2024 09:26 PM (WXNFJ)

248 my friends, the mad grew up in a middle class family! JUst like Kamal(a) ! "Born in 1960 in Beirut, Mr. Nasrallah grew up in a mixed neighborhood of impoverished Christian Armenians, Druse, Palestinians and Shiites. His father had a small vegetable stand..." vegetable stand ?? maybe he had Italian roots....

Posted by: runner at September 27, 2024 09:26 PM (V13WU)

249 Ray

Do tell.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 27, 2024 09:20 PM (elaR+)

Usual lies. J6 insurrection Dictator day one sucker's and losers. All taken at face value.

Posted by: Mr. Ray at September 27, 2024 09:26 PM (nv4jJ)

250
One of the few bright parts of the bush term was all the lunatics lighting themselves on fire because bush and iraq.

I hope that comes back.

The call it Self-Immolation. I like that.

Posted by: Soothsayer is really a soothsayer at September 27, 2024 09:26 PM (0uleR)

251 ALL of this is always Monday morning quarterbacking. BUT, we should acknowledge our failures and use it to do better the next time- and there is always a next time. It may be that there IS no good solution, just the least bad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2024 09:19 PM (PDf99)

I think at the very least people could acknowledge, the U.S. deserves some time in the penalty box for fighting, even if one doesn't want to give them a double major for instigating.

Team U.S. of A.... no more wars for you, for six months. After you get out of the box, you better be on your best behavior!

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 09:27 PM (ggASZ)

252 246 @rhomboid, How far do you think, ultimately, Israel will go? I ask that both geographically and "use of power-wise"? Are we talking Israeli tanks in Beirut in the coming days/weeks? Hard to picture, but inevitable?
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 27, 2024 09:25 PM (2cS/G
You know who fcuked up Beirut? Ysassir Afafat, the Mufti (nazi sympathiser) of Jerusalem's nephew.

Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2024 09:28 PM (LHPAg)

253 Usual lies. J6 insurrection Dictator day one sucker's and losers. All taken at face value.
Posted by: Mr. Ray

Oh, a non-thinker.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 27, 2024 09:28 PM (elaR+)

254
Anna P still around?

Posted by: Soothsayer is really a soothsayer at September 27, 2024 09:28 PM (0uleR)

255 He was a real social , liked to spend time with people, and stuff - "When he granted a rare interview to The New York Times in 2002, the reporter and photographer were blindfolded and driven around the southern suburbs of Beirut for a short time before the meeting..."

Posted by: runner at September 27, 2024 09:28 PM (V13WU)

256 As we march our way to the 2024 elections, there is the past training, the use of weapons', earthquake supplies that I need to pick up to replenish my stock, but, mostly, is to keep my faith, be engaged with my family in a positive way and to leave my griping at the doorstep cuz they don't need that.

That's why I come here. And I have to thank you all for putting up with my griping because I know it gets pretty over the top sometimes.

But don't think this means I am going to stop.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 27, 2024 09:29 PM (TDvv2)

257 246 @rhomboid, How far do you think, ultimately, Israel will go? I ask that both geographically and "use of power-wise"? Are we talking Israeli tanks in Beirut in the coming days/weeks? Hard to picture, but inevitable?
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 27, 2024 09:25 PM (2cS/G)

Israel is talking about taking control of the area south of the Litani River, roughly the southern 40 km of Lebanon. This is Hezbollahs stronghold, and does NOT include Beirut. This also was supposed to be demilitarized under a 2006 UN resolution, which Hezbollah has ignored.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2024 09:29 PM (S6gqv)

258 I heard today that US Ships were fired upon in the Red Sea?? I said the Red Sea???

You mean Cincinati that has the Reds Baseball Team??

I asked then SecDef Austin why do we have Navy ships in the Mississippi River off the Reds Baseball Stadium?

Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 27, 2024 09:30 PM (Mig/N)

259 Yes, Eromero, I am very familiar with Arafat.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 27, 2024 09:30 PM (2cS/G)

260 oh man, Ea-Nasir lore
archiveofourown.org/works/57832096

Posted by: gKWVE at September 27, 2024 09:30 PM (gKWVE)

261 he had a gift of prophecy !! "in his most recent televised remarks, he blamed Israel for the exploding pagers and walkie-talkies that killed dozens of his foot soldiers and wounded several thousand more in the days before. “This retribution will come,” he said. “Its manner, size, how and where — these are things we will certainly keep to ourselves, in the narrowest circles even among us.”

Posted by: runner at September 27, 2024 09:31 PM (V13WU)

262 Ray
Oh, a non-thinker.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 27, 2024 09:28 PM (elaR+)

Yup.

Posted by: Mr. Ray at September 27, 2024 09:31 PM (nv4jJ)

263 Lincolntf there are some similarities to Gaza. In that no real permanent solution is probable, given the pathologies of the enemy. To some extent, "mowing the lawn" will remain the correct metaphor.

Lebanon's more complicated but that has positive potential - i.e. the plurality of actual or potential power players might create a situation where Israeli dismantling of Hezb military power leads to the other communities reasserting themselves, preventing a return to status quo ante.

De-militarization up to the Litani has to be the minimum goal, I would think. If re-establishment of the long-range missile threat can be prevented, Israel will have an imperfect but tolerable situation.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2024 09:32 PM (GcNJ2)

264
@ProfGrewal

"If Trump wins, I will have no choice but to take my own life"


What's that song that goes so long, farewell, adios, auf wiedersehen, good night, au revoir, and adieu?

Posted by: Soothsayer is really a soothsayer at September 27, 2024 09:34 PM (0uleR)

265 @Tom Servo, the guy I was watching Live from Beirut said that same thing about the city limits, but the "metro area" extends way beyond that. Satellite pics confirmed what he was saying. "Metro Beirut" is within a few k's of the border.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 27, 2024 09:34 PM (2cS/G)

266 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2024 09:19 PM (PDf99)

You're talking about an entirely different subject. America publicizes its dirty laundry more than any country in history . That's different than blaming America for the worlds problems.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 27, 2024 09:34 PM (i514R)

267 Any high-roller will tell you it's commonplace tor a guy to get unique insights into seven-figure short sales right after a gay Canadian hammer hobo beats a hole in his skull. It's Wall Street shaman magic.

Posted by: Paulie P at September 27, 2024 09:34 PM (awTae)

268 @ 250 From "The Empire of Jeff"- make a man a fire and he is warm for a night, set him on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at September 27, 2024 09:35 PM (hKoQL)

269 Thank you @rhomboid.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 27, 2024 09:35 PM (2cS/G)

270 Andy Grewal @ProfGrewal
"If Trump wins, I will have no choice but to take my own life"


Buck up, you massive sissy.

Posted by: Boy George at September 27, 2024 09:35 PM (gKWVE)

271 Oh - and no Israeli ground presence in Beirut, don't think. No need for it. If the Hezb-dominated parts of southern Beirut end up looking like Gaza today, well that's the way it will be. But ground presence up to the Litani - or beyond - would seem necessary, at least for a time.

As Tom Servo points out, there's even a handy UN Resolution (1701) that has never been implemented, demilitarizing the south. Israel will just be enforcing a slightly amended version, in a way.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2024 09:36 PM (GcNJ2)

272 Oh, a non-thinker.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 27, 2024 09:28 PM (elaR+)

Yup.
Posted by: Mr. Ray

Anyone that unquestioningly believes what the leftist media tells them is either an idiot or gullible beyond help.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 27, 2024 09:36 PM (elaR+)

273 leave my griping at the doorstep cuz they don't need that.

That's why I come here. And I have to thank you all for putting up with my griping because I know it gets pretty over the top sometimes.

But don't think this means I am going to stop.
Posted by: Nightwatch

If you stop, we may have to degrade your AosHq membership to cardboard so don't even consider it. I wholeheartedly agree that this place is my pressure relief valve.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 27, 2024 09:37 PM (iziaj)

274 trepanning

Posted by: Braenyard at September 27, 2024 09:37 PM (gdH0L)

275 Anyone that unquestioningly believes what the leftist media tells them is either an idiot or gullible beyond help.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale

Willfully ignorant.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2024 09:38 PM (WXNFJ)

276 257 246 @rhomboid, How far do you think, ultimately, Israel will go? I ask that both geographically and "use of power-wise"? Are we talking Israeli tanks in Beirut in the coming days/weeks? Hard to picture, but inevitable?
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 27, 2024 09:25 PM (2cS/G)

Israel is talking about taking control of the area south of the Litani River, roughly the southern 40 km of Lebanon. This is Hezbollahs stronghold, and does NOT include Beirut. This also was supposed to be demilitarized under a 2006 UN resolution, which Hezbollah has ignored.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2024 09:29 PM (S6gqv)
***

I believe the buffer zone is the goal, along with the decimation of as much of Hezbollah. A city the size of Beirut would swallow most of the IDF and urban war is, as we have seen, brutal. And slow. And the slower it goes, the more outside nations (UN) will try to interfere.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2024 09:38 PM (W/lyH)

277 Metro Beirut" is within a few k's of the border.
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 27, 2024 09:34 PM (2cS/G)

There is a fascinating map on X somewhere which shows which groups control which sections of Lebanon, and in Beirut it is a neighborhood by neighborhood thing. As I wrote up thread, Israel has no need to go into Druze or Maronite areas, and I suspect that rather than go into Beirut itself, they’ll just bomb the hell out of the Hezbollah areas. (While taking control of the south)

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2024 09:38 PM (S6gqv)

278 274 trepanning
Posted by: Braenyard at September 27, 2024 09:37 PM (gdH0L)
I always wondered where they got the square drill bit.

Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2024 09:39 PM (LHPAg)

279 Good luck to Morons anywhere near Asheville tonight.

Biblical flooding.

Posted by: Piercello at September 27, 2024 09:39 PM (qLcmG)

280 Anyone that unquestioningly believes what the leftist media tells them is either an idiot or gullible beyond help.

-----

Oh, most of them are only pretending to believe. State media provide instructions, not data or arguments.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2024 09:40 PM (awTae)

281

Has anyone heard from Mike Hammer?

Posted by: four seasons at September 27, 2024 09:40 PM (3ek7K)

282 One problem with Lebanese Maronites is that a lot of them are allies with the Hizb. Same with Christian Syrians. Joo hate goes waaay back in the western Near East.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 27, 2024 09:40 PM (gKWVE)

283 Yeah, a buffah zone.

Posted by: Cicci at September 27, 2024 09:40 PM (i0F8b)

284 You just knew that every hurricane was going to be the worst ever. Its the same as how tornadoes are much more numerous and destructive. There has only been national weather radar coverage since the late 70s. Many, many more human structures along the coasts and out in the country. Unless a weather event hit a city, no-one really knew about it but the locals. This is akin to the temp hype, where a good proportion of the old home monitoring stations have been shut down and their reports "estimated" and the weather stations in the cities have been surrounded by ever growing heat islands. Everything is all about tbe benjamins

Posted by: azjaeger at September 27, 2024 09:40 PM (3/XaG)

285 I probably saw a version of the same map, Tom Servo. Let's just say that my version didn't fill me with hope for a quick ending to this.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 27, 2024 09:41 PM (2cS/G)

286 If you stop, we may have to degrade your AosHq membership to cardboard so don't even consider it. I wholeheartedly agree that this place is my pressure relief valve.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Cardboard?!
I'm still a charcoal member!
It's so darned messy and the cards keep breaking.
I need to speak to the assistant manager.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 27, 2024 09:42 PM (elaR+)

287 Tom Servo you're correct. This does not rule out special ground operations (or heliborne), commando stuff, in Hezb areas. In fact I'll be surprised if those don't happen (may well have happened already).

The Bekaa Valley is another major Shi'a area, and has been a center of IRGC activity since the civil war. Israel has been paying aerial visits to military targets there, and that may be a regular thing for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2024 09:42 PM (GcNJ2)

288 Has anyone heard from Mike Hammer?

Posted by: four seasons at September 27, 2024 09:40 PM (3ek7K)

I believe he is on fairly high ground, but he may have lost power and/or Internet coverage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2024 09:43 PM (pJe2/)

289
Biblical flooding.
Posted by: Piercello at September 27, 2024 09:39 PM (qLcmG)

Oh ... So the weather is hitting the Blue Ridge instead of the Smokies.

They were saying we'd get hit with lots of rain, but we got a little drizzle.

They got smacked by the punch that was supposed to land on us. Sorry, Western NC people

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2024 09:43 PM (awTae)

290 Anyone that unquestioningly believes what the leftist media tells them is either an idiot or gullible beyond help.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 27, 2024 09:36 PM (elaR+)

Never taught or learned to think. Which is sad.

Posted by: Mr. Ray at September 27, 2024 09:43 PM (nv4jJ)

291 IBM, I think, bought Wunderground and screwed it up.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 27, 2024 09:44 PM (gdH0L)

292 The other day I was at an Intel Briefing I found out the Hooties were firing missiles at US Warships from Yemen??

I asked why did Hootie and the Blowfish move to Yemen and why are they firing missiles at US ships? I mean some of their songs were really good and I have some of their CDs???

Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 27, 2024 09:44 PM (1t11C)

293 "If Trump wins, I will have no choice but to take my own life"

Why, it's just like the old New Yorker cartoon captions.
Two Harris/Walz signs have appeared on my road in the last week. I am acquainted with the posters of both, and can state with some assurance that they might just as well have the above slogan instead of the candidate symbols.

There's a sign-war going on with one of them. Every time she adds another local Dem candidate, her new neighbor puts up a more outrageous Trump slogan. "I'm voting for the convicted felon" has her scratching a bald spot on her head. She does not get it.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 27, 2024 09:44 PM (zdLoL)

294 284 You just knew that every hurricane was going to be the worst ever. Its the same as how tornadoes are much more numerous and destructive. There has only been national weather radar coverage since the late 70s. Many, many more human structures along the coasts and out in the country. Unless a weather event hit a city, no-one really knew about it but the locals. This is akin to the temp hype, where a good proportion of the old home monitoring stations have been shut down and their reports "estimated" and the weather stations in the cities have been surrounded by ever growing heat islands. Everything is all about tbe benjamins
Posted by: azjaeger at September 27, 2024 09:40 PM (3/XaG)
Fear. It's the building up of fear. That's what the hurrican channel is all about, not weather forecasting. When the hurricane channel was first started most of the forecasters were military-trained professionals, not gaaia worshippers.

Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2024 09:44 PM (LHPAg)

295 142
The Palestinians ought to be packed up and sent to Antarctica or Mars. They're completely and utterly useless. They poison every place they reside. The Arabs love them so much they've expelled them when they wandered in.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2024 08:48 PM (BkEzK)


Yep. The Palestinians have always been nothing more than subsistence-wage, Islamic-brainwashed, mercenaries. Originally mercenaries for the Arab nations in the region; now for Iran. You'd think they'd wise-up. But the brain-washing (and local murder squads) have prevented it. Worse still, the UN long-ago became enablers of the low-wage mercenary status of the Palestinians. A mess that won't end in my remaining lifetime.

Posted by: Gref at September 27, 2024 09:45 PM (aBgBM)

296
Never taught or learned to think. Which is sad.
Posted by: Mr. Ray

Sadly, I have met people who don't WANT to think.
They want things spoon fed to them.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 27, 2024 09:45 PM (elaR+)

297 EASY now fellow Horde...don't forget, we have a BOOMER and a Ohio Class scraping paint on the bottom of the RED SEA currently...either one capable of taking out the majority of the middle east +countries north...go ahead and break out your classroom WORLD GLOBE and draw a red line north of Tajikistan and then go east of Turkmenistan and then again east to Tehran then south to Karbala... All of that


Yes...All of that.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 27, 2024 09:45 PM (TDvv2)

298 azjaeger one of my favorite things in this categoy - out of context and illiterate exaggeration of current trends to demonstrate something (always "climate change") - is the western wildfire story. Too lazy to go look it up now, think I bookmarked it, but geological studies show that wildfires in the west peaked in the 19th century (that is, "recent" wildfires). A combo of (non-anthropogenic) climate trends and things like forest management and development meant that such fires have declined steadily for well over a century.

There was some typically brainless screeching idiot making claims about wildfires and "climate change", and somebody bothered to dig up the actual data to nuke them. It was hilarious.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2024 09:46 PM (GcNJ2)

299 Lebanese Maronites

Puppets on strings?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 27, 2024 09:46 PM (s/jXJ)

300 Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2024 09:44 PM (LHPAg)

The headline continually repeated was 'Unsurvivable Storm Surge'.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 27, 2024 09:46 PM (i514R)

301 285 I probably saw a version of the same map, Tom Servo. Let's just say that my version didn't fill me with hope for a quick ending to this.
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 27, 2024 09:41 PM (2cS/G)

Israel has been so successful at taking out Hezbollah’s command level that it may come to an end faster than any of us thought possible. I think there is no way that Hezbollah, or the Iranians that are there, can now offer any kind of organized resistance. There will be fighters with weapons of course, but none of them will be able to maintain contact with each other.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2024 09:47 PM (S6gqv)

302 And...I looked it up. The "Canadians" killed in Lebanon were an older couple, in their 70's, who had immigrated to Canada in the 1980's, and lived in Ottawa for many years, and got Canadian citizenship. But they moved back to a village in southern Lebanon a few years ago, and made occasional, but diminishing visits to Canada. They were trying to escape the war zone, and allegedly were hit by an Israeli bomb while stuck in traffic.

So "hotel Canadians".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2024 09:48 PM (pJe2/)

303 I am foregoing my TRUMP signs in my neighborhood as it will lead to using ammo that I need for AFTER the elections.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 27, 2024 09:49 PM (TDvv2)

304 Live Feed from Southern outskirts of Beirut still shows burning facilities, jets are heard overhead, occasional secondary explosions, but much less action than an hour ago. Dawn is a couples hours away.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 27, 2024 09:49 PM (2cS/G)

305 Ace- I loved all of the videos! What a great assortment! Have a wonderful weekend!

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 27, 2024 09:50 PM (rbKZ6)

306 On X just now:
“Israeli Sources have confirmed that besides Secretary-General Hassan Nasrallah, several other Senior Hezbollah Leaders as well as a Group of Advisors from the Quds Force of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRCG) were inside the Command Bunker when it was Targeted. With all Occupants expected to have been Killed by the Strike.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2024 09:50 PM (S6gqv)

307 I am foregoing my TRUMP signs in my neighborhood as it will lead to using ammo that I need for AFTER the elections.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 27, 2024 09:49 PM (TDvv2)

Yup. I am staying gray. No stickers on my truck, no flags flying. Gonna get more ammo.

Posted by: Pugsley Hudson Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 27, 2024 09:50 PM (Ad8y9)

308 I hope so, Tom S.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 27, 2024 09:51 PM (2cS/G)

309 Well, as far as my links go Nitter is down.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 27, 2024 09:51 PM (gdH0L)

310 Yep. Fear. And the Hurricane Channel turns into the Nor’Easter Channel in December.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 27, 2024 09:52 PM (4oXVn)

311 Tom many have been wondering the same thing, and of course the Israelis are actually making careful assessments of same - this historic evisceration of leadership and communications in a brief period may well have left Hezb and its Iranian masters unable to mount a serious response. And given astonishing Israeli intel penetration and coverage of the relevant targets, a very virtuous cycle is established, wherein Hezb's prep for an attack triggers quick Israeli pre-emption (this may be the case with the "coastal missile array" in south Beirut today).

When you are completely dominated operationally, and penetrated and surveilled, the worse it gets, the worse it gets, as you try to regain some initiative.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2024 09:53 PM (GcNJ2)

312 306 On X just now:
“Israeli Sources have confirmed that besides Secretary-General Hassan Nasrallah, several other Senior Hezbollah Leaders as well as a Group of Advisors from the Quds Force of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRCG) were inside the Command Bunker when it was Targeted. With all Occupants expected to have been Killed by the Strike.”
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2024 09:50 PM (S6gqv)
'Command bunker, hey? Oh wow, look at the time! I have to feed my girlfriend's goldfish. See you tomorrow, Abduhl.'

Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2024 09:53 PM (LHPAg)

313 I try to stay grey man at all times.
Like they say in Devil's Advocate, "don't let them see you coming."

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 27, 2024 09:54 PM (elaR+)

314 Tikisha Stewart arrested for 6th DUI and charged her with aggravated driving under the influence, illegal transportation of alcohol, operating an uninsured vehicle, driving with a revoked license, and possession of a controlled substance, in Charleston, released from jail by judge.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 27, 2024 09:56 PM (gdH0L)

315 311 Tom many have been wondering the same thing, and of course the Israelis are actually making careful assessments of same - this historic evisceration of leadership and communications in a brief period may well have left Hezb and its Iranian masters unable to mount a serious response. And given astonishing Israeli intel penetration and coverage of the relevant targets, a very virtuous cycle is established, wherein Hezb's prep for an attack triggers quick Israeli pre-emption (this may be the case with the "coastal missile array" in south Beirut today).

When you are completely dominated operationally, and penetrated and surveilled, the worse it gets, the worse it gets, as you try to regain some initiative.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2024 09:53 PM (GcNJ2)


Looks like Iran and its mercenaries will have to wait some more for Al--h to destroy their enemies. Will they ever tire of waiting? Nope.

Posted by: Gref at September 27, 2024 09:56 PM (aBgBM)

316 Israel maintained a CAP over Beirut and the Bekaa this night (their time). Wonder if they'll keep it during the day.

One Iranian outlet denying that Quds Force commander was iced in the strike. But now (thanks Tom) that Israel claims Quds Force presence, hope is kept alive ....

Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2024 09:56 PM (GcNJ2)

317 Nasrallah? I hardly knew ya'...nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 27, 2024 09:57 PM (2cS/G)

318 >>>Never believe what a lefty says unless they say we're assholes.

Posted by: four seasons

>Now listen here, bub. You take that kind of talk somewhere else, or I'm going to bend you over the veranda and show you the Greek isles.

Posted by: Dr. Puffy Combs at September 27, 2024 09:57 PM (nDTFN)

319 Not to beat a dead horse,

Wait, which blog is this???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2024 09:58 PM (FnneF)

320 "If Trump wins, I will have no choice but to take my own life"

How to respond, to such as this?

"Promise?"
-or-
"Well, 'bye."

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2024 09:58 PM (njWTi)

321 “Israeli Sources have confirmed that besides Secretary-General Hassan Nasrallah, several other Senior Hezbollah Leaders as well as a Group of Advisors from the Quds Force of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRCG) were inside the Command Bunker when it was Targeted.

The thing I wonder about is that Hezbollah could have just stayed out of the whole thing. It's not like they give a flyin' f*ck about Hamas or the Palis. But nooooo, they just had to try to sucker punch Israel while they thought they were too busy to do anything about it. FAFO Cafe indeed.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2024 09:58 PM (/y8xj)

322 Thing is

After the Covid hysteria and global warming hysteria, and every other "oh my gawd we are all going toDIE" hysteria...... the only way to get anyones attention is to go batshit fucking crazy.

No one pays attention anymore.

May as well tone it down and tell the truth.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2024 09:59 PM (m3rAb)

323 It's weird that Sean Hannity still has a nightly platform on Fox. As an "influencer" I'd guess well outside the current top 100.

Posted by: Mr. Ray at September 27, 2024 10:00 PM (nv4jJ)

324 I have heard the speculation that in addition to explosives, the Israelis may have planted trackers in the pagers too.
If they did, imagine what the Israelis know.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 27, 2024 10:00 PM (elaR+)

325 When the internet destroyed the traditional media financial model by removing their traditional income sources, it made them vulnerable. Bought up by conglomerates and if they wanted to stay alive they must do what their masters tell them. Add in college graduates taught by the enemy and dangle money in front of them and we end up with what we have now: fascist state media that will only say what they are told to say. They don't even seem to care about making money with the media anymore, that's not where the money is coming from.

Posted by: azjaeger at September 27, 2024 10:00 PM (3/XaG)

326 May as well tone it down and tell the truth.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2024 09:59 PM (m3rAb)

They can’t do it. It’s not in their programming.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 27, 2024 10:01 PM (4oXVn)

327 "If Trump wins, I will have no choice but to take my own life"

How to respond, to such as this?

"Promise?"
-or-
"Well, 'bye."


[ Willie Wonka voice ]
stop. don't do that.
[ /Willie Wonka voice ]

Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2024 10:01 PM (/y8xj)

328 But nooooo, they just had to try to sucker punch Israel while they thought they were too busy to do anything about it. FAFO Cafe indeed.
Posted by: Oddbob
---------------------

Classic pincer move; Gaza from the south and Hezzbowlah from the north. Missed it by -| |- that much.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 27, 2024 10:01 PM (gdH0L)

329 321 “Israeli Sources have confirmed that besides Secretary-General Hassan Nasrallah, several other Senior Hezbollah Leaders as well as a Group of Advisors from the Quds Force of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRCG) were inside the Command Bunker when it was Targeted.

The thing I wonder about is that Hezbollah could have just stayed out of the whole thing. It's not like they give a flyin' f*ck about Hamas or the Palis. But nooooo, they just had to try to sucker punch Israel while they thought they were too busy to do anything about it. FAFO Cafe indeed.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2024 09:58 PM (/y8xj)


Hezbollah is also nothing but an Iranian low-wage mercenary outfit. Mercenaries follow orders or are executed.

Posted by: Gref at September 27, 2024 10:01 PM (aBgBM)

330 The other day I ran into former President Clinton and we got into a conversation about Seafood.

I asked him what his favorite Seafood was? He said Bearded Clams....

I said I never heard of them, so I went to a Piggly Wiggly to buy some Bearded Clams. The Seafood Clerk looked at me and said WTF ?????

Does anyone know what he meant ???

Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 27, 2024 10:01 PM (hbjSA)

331 So Kamala was down here is SE AZ today.

Here is a funny factoid: She landed on the same airstrip some of the 9/11 hijackers trained from.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at September 27, 2024 10:02 PM (l7Kbv)

332 Looks like Iran and its mercenaries will have to wait some more for Al--h to destroy their enemies. Will they ever tire of waiting? Nope.
Posted by: Gref at September 27, 2024 09:56 PM (aBgBM)
Psst! Pro tip-Allah is merely a moon god, chosen by mohamad out of a group of 3 or 4 gods. Now he's taught to toddlers as the real deal. Kinda like orientals learn chopsticks early.

Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2024 10:02 PM (LHPAg)

333 Probably a bunch of "conservative" normies who still think Hannity is worth listening to, and Hannity wants money, and will say what he is told, so he is still useful to them.

Posted by: azjaeger at September 27, 2024 10:02 PM (3/XaG)

334 Only thing I can think is Hannity inherited something from Limbaugh.

Posted by: Mr. Ray at September 27, 2024 10:04 PM (nv4jJ)

335 Bearded clams at the Piggly Wiggly?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 27, 2024 10:05 PM (4oXVn)

336 334 Only thing I can think is Hannity inherited something from Limbaugh.
Posted by: Mr. Ray at September 27, 2024 10:04 PM (nv4jJ)
Probably golf clubs. Cause he ain't got nothing else near what Rush was. Quit listening to him 20 years ago.

Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2024 10:07 PM (LHPAg)

337 Since no one else has said it: nood.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2024 10:07 PM (/y8xj)

338 Does anyone know what he meant ???
Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 27, 2024 10:01 PM (hbjSA)


everyone knows you don't go to Piggly Wiggly for bearded clams, try Market of Choice, or Whole Foods

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2024 10:09 PM (D7oie)

339 Hannity is intellectually embarrassing to conservatives. I've always thought that was why Fox propped him up.

Posted by: Mr. Ray at September 27, 2024 10:10 PM (nv4jJ)

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