CNN's Lone Republican Scott Jennings Blasts the Network for Allowing Democrats to Constantly Lie About Trump's "Bloodbath" Comments

And he called them to task for allowing Democrats to incite assassins to murder by never checking them on their iPod playlist of incitements, such as "dictator," "will destroy the country," will "put people in camps," etc.

Abby Phillips is forced, for one second, to admit that Kamala Harris and Joe Biden are lying about the bloodbath comment. But then she shifts into Democrat Defender mode, saying that while Kamala Harris is lying about the context of Trump's bloodbath statement, she -- this is Abby Phillips' defense -- never said there would be a bloodbath if Trump won, so it's not incitement.

If that doesn't make sense, it's because it doesn't make sense. She's saying that while it may possibly be incitement to warn of a "bloodbath" if Trump is elected, Kamala Harris isn't warning of a bloodbath if Trump is elected. All she's saying is that Trump says there'll be a bloodbath.

Totally different!

Totally non-inciting!

Let them keep lying! No big deal!

Hilarious watching CNN, which claims so piously to be the country's Guardian of Truth and Civility in Political Discourse, declaring that it's okay for Democrats to lie as much as they want without ever being fact-checked or corrected or even challenged. They're actually parsing the difference between deliberate lies and deliberate lies which incite people to commit murder.

And of course they continue claiming that no Democrat lies incite people to commit murder, because Democrats are all rational, law-abiding, and never engage in Fiery But Mostly Peaceful Protests.

CNN commentator Scott Jennings finally got CNN to admit that Kamala Harris and even the network have been taking Trump’s bloodbath comments out of context pic.twitter.com/vCDtRdGrBC
— 🇺🇸Travis🇺🇸 (@Travis_4_Trump) September 18, 2024

Posted by: Ace at 12:07 PM

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1 So, it happened.

Some idiot in a "Cats for Kamala" t-shirt approached me at the pedestrian crossing light and asked me, quite loudly who I was voting for. I looked at him and said in a loud voice, "You have herpes? Why in the world are you telling this to a complete stranger? What is wrong with you?" and walked away.

It was either that or hosing him down with the pepper spray I had in my hand in my pocket.

Seattle is going to go batshit crazy if Trump wins. As long as I can avoid the known trouble spots, it should be somewhat entertaining.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2024 12:07 PM (njGzd)

2 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 19, 2024 12:07 PM (rbKZ6)

3 Yo!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 19, 2024 12:07 PM (EVUmq)

4 Oh, and good morning, ace. You were en fuego yesterday. I hope you had a nice adult beverage and a relaxing evening.

Thank you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2024 12:08 PM (njGzd)

5
Fifth!

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 19, 2024 12:09 PM (+oR7L)

6 Arrrrrr! CNN be the scourge of the air[waves]!

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at September 19, 2024 12:09 PM (JRP2U)

7 What that woman said makes no sense, so it's perfect for CNN.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 19, 2024 12:09 PM (xCA6C)

8 But you could tell she wanted to rebuke Jennings by saying "I'm speaking".

Posted by: Archimedes at September 19, 2024 12:10 PM (xCA6C)

9 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2024 12:10 PM (fwDg9)

10 I NOODed.

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 19, 2024 12:10 PM (rbKZ6)

11 The dems are so silly they cannot just defend all this stuff anymore. I wonder what their internals look like.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 19, 2024 12:10 PM (GZYu7)

12
Scott Jennings is truly in the belly of the beast. He's a brave guy.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 19, 2024 12:10 PM (+oR7L)

13 Lies, damned lies and statistics.

But mostly damned lies.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 19, 2024 12:11 PM (Aoykm)

14 Scott Jennings is truly in the belly of the beast. He's a brave guy.

I know what you mean, but he's far smarter than the rest of them, and both he and they know it.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 19, 2024 12:11 PM (xCA6C)

15 Media Purge can't happen soon enough.
First the Deep State/IC, then the Press, then Academia.

Anyway, what do you all day dream about?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 19, 2024 12:11 PM (xcxpd)

16 Some idiot in a "Cats for Kamala" t-shirt approached me at the pedestrian crossing light and asked me, quite loudly who I was voting for. I looked at him and said in a loud voice, "You have herpes? Why in the world are you telling this to a complete stranger? What is wrong with you?" and walked away.

Hilarious!

Comment of the Day. Nay, the Year!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 19, 2024 12:11 PM (eDfFs)

17 The dems are so silly they cannot just defend all this stuff anymore. I wonder what their internals look like.
Posted by: Black JEM at September 19, 2024 12:10 PM (GZYu7)

--------------------------

Probably fairly close the the poll of the Teamsters.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 19, 2024 12:11 PM (2UnvF)

18 Their "defense" makes my head hurt.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 19, 2024 12:12 PM (bNf8H)

19 thank you very much, nurse!

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024 12:12 PM (KRtlO)

20 1 So, it happened.....
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2024 12:07 PM (njGzd)

I would have run with Monkey Pox myself.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2024 12:12 PM (N39Ws)

21 They know they are lying. We know they are lying. The people who listen to them lying either want to be lied to, or they believe it because they are stupid.

Posted by: huerfano at September 19, 2024 12:12 PM (VGOMa)

22 Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2024 12:07 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 19, 2024 12:12 PM (Wnv9h)

23 The dems not connecting the dots if Trump is killed really speaks volumes. The lack of consequence in their lives is telling.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 19, 2024 12:12 PM (Z8Yh2)

24 I welcome rivers of blood. Hope the media clowns understand their blood will flow first.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 19, 2024 12:12 PM (W3T6M)

25 The Marxists lies are getting old, but the keep lies going to become the future truths.

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2024 12:12 PM (fwDg9)

26 willowed:
>>>Between 1955 and 1974, the foundation sold its Ford Motor Company holdings and now plays no role in the automobile company.

In 1949, Henry Ford II created § Ford Philanthropy, a separate corporate foundation that to this day serves as the philanthropic arm of the Ford Motor Company and is not associated with the foundation.
_Wiki

Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2024 12:13 PM (QHRX1)

27 Nurse that made me laugh out loud in the middle of the lunch room.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:13 PM (CIS44)

28 12
Scott Jennings is truly in the belly of the beast. He's a brave guy.
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 19, 2024 12:10 PM (+oR7L)
__________________________________

There is already, likely, a petition floating around the staff at CNN to have him removed. Just like every other leftist media operation, you get to wear the false label of "conservative." You don't get to act on it.

Posted by: Orson at September 19, 2024 12:13 PM (dIske)

29

That High Pitch Eric Q-tip head black gay dude is really annoying.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzx at September 19, 2024 12:13 PM (FBDNz)

30 Fact checks are for closers.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 19, 2024 12:13 PM (iFMeW)

31 The dems not connecting the dots if Trump is killed really speaks volumes. The lack of consequence in their lives is telling.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen

Make Consequences Great Again

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:13 PM (CIS44)

32
I know what you mean, but he's far smarter than the rest of them, and both he and they know it.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 19, 2024 12:11 PM

Elie Mystal on the same panel as Scott Jennings is proof of that. Mystal is a complete and utter disgrace to intelligent thought.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 19, 2024 12:14 PM (+oR7L)

33 Seattle is going to go batshit crazy if Trump wins. As long as I can avoid the known trouble spots, it should be somewhat entertaining.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2024 12:07 PM (njGzd)

Have you considered investing in a drone? Not only would it allow you to enjoy the festivities from the comfort of your own home, some of your fellow Seattle-oids might think the feds are after them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 19, 2024 12:14 PM (ExV1e)

34 Odds of Biden living past Kamala's election defeat?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 19, 2024 12:14 PM (W3T6M)

35 If you shove the evidence that their claims are a hoax in their faces, the Dems and their media catamites will shut up about it for 5 minutes and then go right back to the same hoax.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 19, 2024 12:14 PM (ogTiX)

36
There just may be a possibility that there would be a civil war if Trump is assassinated.

Blood baths might happen in that case.

Posted by: Speller at September 19, 2024 12:14 PM (pSotA)

37 Have you considered investing in a drone? Not only would it allow you to enjoy the festivities from the comfort of your own home, some of your fellow Seattle-oids might think the feds are after them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

And you could drop shit on them.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:14 PM (CIS44)

38 Afternoon, Ace. A Happy Internatinal Talk Like a Pirate to ye, me hearty!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 12:14 PM (v6JzV)

39 You want: a bloodbath

You'll accept: a bloodspray

You'll get: shit

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 19, 2024 12:15 PM (iFTx/)

40 If that doesn't make sense, it's because it doesn't make sense.

------------

OUT: Talk Like A Pirate Day.
IN: Talk In Tautologies Day.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 19, 2024 12:15 PM (P3VPf)

41 I have the opposite feeling on Mr. Jennings. CNN just didn't go biased. He is employed there.

Trust if you want. He is media scum.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 19, 2024 12:15 PM (Z8Yh2)

42 You want: a bloodbath

You'll accept: a bloodspray

You'll get: shit
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade

A shit spray?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:15 PM (CIS44)

43 There is already, likely, a petition floating around the staff at CNN to have him removed. Just like every other leftist media operation, you get to wear the false label of "conservative." You don't get to act on it.

Posted by: Orson at September 19, 2024 12:13 PM

And yet CNN just hired back Brian Stelter who broadcasts with no pants on.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 19, 2024 12:15 PM (+oR7L)

44 OT:

Every year, Portland has the World Naked Bike Ride, where thousands of naked and almost-naked people ride around inner Portland.

This is generally viewed with some amusement - the one problem is that they don't publish the route in advance, so if you inadvertently try to cross the route, you are going to be waiting a while.

The organizers are having some internal issues, so they decided to skip the ride this year.

So, some UPSTARTS decided to organize a naked bike ride instead, incurring the ire of the official organization, which sent an e-mail:

“WNBR requests that other rides refrain from using ‘world naked bike ride,’ ‘WNBR,’ or similar to describe or promote their Bike Summer, aka Pedalpalooza ride. This is in order to avoid confusion for participants that may mistakenly think a similarly named ride is associated with WNBR, Umbrella Project, or otherwise connected to Umbrella’s, 501c3, nonprofit status.”

WE have the franchise for naked bike rides in Portland, Buster, and don't you forget it!

Only in Portland.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 19, 2024 12:16 PM (uxCna)

45 And yet CNN just hired back Brian Stelter who broadcasts with no pants on.
Posted by: Frank Barone a

I mean they never fired toobin who yanks his cranks on zoom calls.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:16 PM (CIS44)

46 "Have you considered investing in a drone? Not only would it allow you to enjoy the festivities from the comfort of your own home, some of your fellow Seattle-oids might think the feds are after them."

Gentlemen, time to spread the word. And the word is panic.

Posted by: Random Movie Quotes at September 19, 2024 12:16 PM (iFMeW)

47 Please tell me that an Israeli cutout has sold cell phones and other electronic devices to MDM-MSM "journalists" in general -- and CNN commie traitors in particular.

Lie to me if you must ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 19, 2024 12:16 PM (P3VPf)

48 What we really NEED to know is what Brian Stetler has to say about all this.

Posted by: Comrado Floundero, Demon de la Disinformacion at September 19, 2024 12:17 PM (i24o9)

49 In 1949, Henry Ford II created § Ford Philanthropy, a separate corporate foundation that to this day serves as the philanthropic arm of the Ford Motor Company and is not associated with the foundation.
_Wiki
Posted by: Braenyard

Henry Ford was a bastard. I guess he figured he had to do something with his money since he couldn't give it to Schikelgruber anymore.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 12:17 PM (v6JzV)

50 >>> 37 Have you considered investing in a drone? Not only would it allow you to enjoy the festivities from the comfort of your own home, some of your fellow Seattle-oids might think the feds are after them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

And you could drop shit on them.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:14 PM (CIS44)

Actual shit.

I have farm animals.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 19, 2024 12:18 PM (FnneF)

51 Gentlemen, time to spread the word. And the word is panic.
Posted by: Random Movie Quotes a

My ALter Ego Begins

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:18 PM (CIS44)

52 Odds of Biden living past Kamala's election defeat?
Posted by: Pudinhead

I have 'Biden Assumes Room Temperature' on my October Surprise Bingo Card.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 19, 2024 12:18 PM (2lYIQ)

53 Afternoon Ace. Over at Twitchy there is a very funny and telling video. It shows Harris after her interview with the Black Journalist association. She gives a half hearted wave to the crowd and then shakes the hand of the three questioners and quickly walks away. The three questioners look at each other like "WTF". Trump is going to get historic numbers of black voters

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 19, 2024 12:18 PM (pkaD9)

54 "Have you considered investing in a drone? Not only would it allow you to enjoy the festivities from the comfort of your own home, some of your fellow Seattle-oids might think the feds are after them."

Gentlemen, time to spread the word. And the word is panic.
Posted by: Random Movie Quotes

Buy some cheap ones. Fly them in and have them blow up. Really spread panic.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 19, 2024 12:18 PM (l/cbt)

55 Bush had a plastic turkey.

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2024 12:18 PM (LCr8f)

56 I mean they never fired toobin who yanks his cranks on zoom calls.
----------------
Who hasn't wanked off during a Teams Meeting?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 19, 2024 12:18 PM (W3T6M)

57 Hawkins, you keep shooting.
Sawbones, you keep cutting.
Me, I'll keep drinking.
Yarrrgh, gather to me!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 19, 2024 12:19 PM (G6RyQ)

58 I have 'Biden Assumes Room Temperature' on my October Surprise Bingo Card.
Posted by: Stu Podaso

October 26th.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 19, 2024 12:19 PM (l/cbt)

59 Can't speak for the ladies, but seems like riding a bike naked would be...problematical for us dudes.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 12:19 PM (v6JzV)

60 Elie Mystal on the panel moving on up from spreading bat shit crazy mental illness at MSNBC. If Trump said the sky was blue he would fall on the ground foaming at the mouth while sputtering that blue skies are racist.

Posted by: Drew in MO at September 19, 2024 12:19 PM (AwOAo)

61 I mean they never fired toobin who yanks his cranks on zoom calls.
----------------
Who hasn't wanked off during a Teams Meeting?
Posted by: Pudinhead

with the camera on?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:19 PM (CIS44)

62 >>> 58 I have 'Biden Assumes Room Temperature' on my October Surprise Bingo Card.
Posted by: Stu Podaso

October 26th.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 19, 2024 12:19 PM (l/cbt)

Any reason for picking the 26th, or is that just a random pick for the bingo card?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 19, 2024 12:19 PM (FnneF)

63 Kamala knows she is flat lying about this and other things. This to me is scariest of all- they don’t care they are making things up. She has no soul.

Posted by: Piper at September 19, 2024 12:20 PM (pZEOD)

64 Bush had a plastic turkey.

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2024 12:18 PM

John has a long mustache.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 19, 2024 12:20 PM (QNSds)

65 Hi Ace
It's Thursday. Week progressing nicely.
Couldn't wait to share this.
Operation Grim Beeper
https://tinyurl.com/2rapmf4a

Is there a fiction writer that could have dreamed this up?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 19, 2024 12:20 PM (t/2Uw)

66 I have 'Biden Assumes Room Temperature' on my October Surprise Bingo Card.
Posted by: Stu Podaso

October 26th.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 19, 2024 12:19 PM (l/cbt)
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Four weeks before the election, +/- one week.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 19, 2024 12:20 PM (VdhcA)

67 Henry Ford was a bastard. I guess he figured he had to do something with his money since he couldn't give it to Schikelgruber anymore.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
------------------------------

Henry Ford was the last holdout against FDR's unionizing (federal takeover) of the US auto industry. He had to use martial force in order to achieve it.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2024 12:20 PM (QHRX1)

68
I have 'Biden Assumes Room Temperature' on my October Surprise Bingo Card.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 19, 2024 12:18 PM

Early voting in some states has me moving the October Surprise up to

:: checks watch ::

Any minute now.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2024 12:20 PM (RKVpM)

69 “WNBR requests that other rides refrain from using ‘world naked bike ride,’ ‘WNBR,’ or similar to describe or promote their Bike Summer, aka Pedalpalooza ride.

Pedopalooza?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 19, 2024 12:20 PM (l/cbt)

70 October 26th.

Ah, the Soulstice.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at September 19, 2024 12:20 PM (aD39U)

71 Some idiot in a "Cats for Kamala" t-shirt approached me at the pedestrian crossing light and asked me, quite loudly who I was voting for. I looked at him and said in a loud voice, "You have herpes? Why in the world are you telling this to a complete stranger? What is wrong with you?" and walked away. . . .

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2024

***
Nurse, I shall have to remember this if I have the same problem crop up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2024 12:20 PM (J2vNu)

72 Kamala knows she is flat lying about this and other things. This to me is scariest of all- they don’t care they are making things up. She has no soul.
Posted by: Piper

Joe knew he was lying, the "media" know they are lying. She is so dumb and refuses to do any work like reading and prep. she just MIGHT believe it's true.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:21 PM (CIS44)

73 "Every year, Portland has the World Naked Bike Ride, where thousands of naked and almost-naked people ride around inner Portland. "

Riding bikes is one of those things done better with clothes on. In fact, most things are. Very few things fall into "better done naked." Sex and bathing come to mind. Maybe swimming and hot tubs.

I don't get the obsession with nudity to shock normals. The only thing shocking is how ugly most people are naked.

Posted by: Ripley at September 19, 2024 12:21 PM (GUOwU)

74 Kamala knows she is flat lying about this and other things. This to me is scariest of all- they don’t care they are making things up. She has no soul.
Posted by: Piper at September 19, 2024 12:20 PM (pZEOD)

They care. She's reading from their script.

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2024 12:21 PM (LCr8f)

75 CNN's Lone Republican Scott Jennings

What?
CNN has a republican? Jeez...been awhile since I have watched it. I think it will be awhile longer too.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2024 12:21 PM (W/lyH)

76 Bush had a plastic turkey.

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2024 12:18 PM

John has a long mustache.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 19, 2024 12:20 PM (QNSds)
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There is a fire at the travel agency.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 19, 2024 12:21 PM (VdhcA)

77 CNN's Jennings slams his own network for allowing Trump's 'bloodbath' comment to be taken out of context
Jennings argued that Trump's rhetoric is being mischaracterized 'every day on this network'
By Alexander Hall · Fox News
Published September 17, 2024 8:10pm EDT

https://tinyurl.com/4mk7s233

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 19, 2024 12:21 PM (CEzQx)

78 Please tell me that an Israeli cutout has sold cell phones and other electronic devices to MDM-MSM "journalists" in general -- and CNN commie traitors in particular.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 19, 2024 12:16 PM (P3VPf)

Hey, I heard that some Israeli was under suspicion of selling cell phones and other electronic devices at a NY gay bath house frequented by leftist propaganda outlets denizens like CNN and MSNBC.

Posted by: Comrado Floundero, Demon de la Disinformacion at September 19, 2024 12:22 PM (i24o9)

79 My ALter Ego Begins
Posted by: BruceWayne

Not until you get the call from Commissioner Gordon.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 12:22 PM (v6JzV)

80 "A shit spray?
Posted by: BruceWayne "

Coming right up!

Posted by: the penguin at September 19, 2024 12:22 PM (vFG9F)

81 I have 'Biden Assumes Room Temperature' on my October Surprise Bingo Card.
Posted by: Stu Podaso

October 26th.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices

I just don't know if it will be Joe or Beau (again).

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 19, 2024 12:22 PM (2lYIQ)

82 Be a shame if Joe died before he got a chance to pardon Hunter.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 19, 2024 12:22 PM (L/fGl)

83 The markets are way up. I'm setting up the Big Short.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 19, 2024 12:22 PM (aD39U)

84
Henry Ford was a bastard.

_________

Henry Ford II gave us Robert McNamara. That should be enough to damn anyone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2024 12:22 PM (BkEzK)

85 Any reason for picking the 26th, or is that just a random pick for the bingo card?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

*Shifty eyes*

Um, random pick.

Seriously? Close enough for the dead cat bounce to still be bouncing/planning the funeral during the election.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 19, 2024 12:22 PM (l/cbt)

86 We will be in Florida for the election and Texas for the inauguration, if there is one. Both as far away from large urban areas as possible.

Posted by: Megthered at September 19, 2024 12:22 PM (VihIQ)

87 61 I mean they never fired toobin who yanks his cranks on zoom calls.
----------------
Who hasn't wanked off during a Teams Meeting?
Posted by: Pudinhead

with the camera on?
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Its just a televised form of Smile. First one to smile loses.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 19, 2024 12:22 PM (W3T6M)

88 @1 nurse ratched, well played and stay safe

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 19, 2024 12:23 PM (pkaD9)

89 WNBR requests that other rides refrain from using ‘world naked bike ride,’ ‘WNBR,’ or similar to describe or promote their Bike Summer, aka Pedalpalooza ride. This is in order to avoid confusion for participants that may mistakenly think a similarly named ride is associated with WNBR, Umbrella Project, or otherwise connected to Umbrella’s, 501c3, nonprofit status.”
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 19, 2024 12:16 PM (uxCna)

WNBR 94.1 FM has entered the chat

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 19, 2024 12:23 PM (VGRuw)

90 Bush had a plastic turkey.

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2024 12:18 PM (LCr8f)
==

Not only does the media always lie but they lie about such stupid shit.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 19, 2024 12:23 PM (17s+e)

91 They're not going to anoint Kamala before the election. The plan is to make her celebration the center of attention on Day After Fraud Day.

All along I thought they would run her as the incumbent but as usual they one-upped me and instead ran her with zero votes to her name, as the Change Candidate.

And yes this was all planned well in advance.

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2024 12:23 PM (LCr8f)

92 Not until you get the call from Commissioner Gordon.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Sometimes I just in the suit and drink a scotch sad that the beacon hasnt been lit.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:23 PM (CIS44)

93 Don't get me started on "Naked and afraid". Step one: cover up. Hooking you "pants" on a thorn beats hooking ur nutsack on said thorn.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 19, 2024 12:23 PM (Z8Yh2)

94 People still watch CNN?

Posted by: Who knew at September 19, 2024 12:23 PM (DobEs)

95 I don't get the obsession with nudity to shock normals.

The only thing shocking is how ugly most people are naked.
Posted by: Ripley

Sex with the lights off FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 19, 2024 12:23 PM (l/cbt)

96 They don't care if they get called out on their lies.

It's who they are. It's what they do.

Posted by: ACTUAL Yoda at September 19, 2024 12:24 PM (N1DT3)

97 Be a shame if Joe died before he got a chance to pardon Hunter.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 19, 2024 12:22 PM (L/fGl)

-------------

The pardon has already been written and will be released as part of F. Joe's dead-man's switch.

And Ryan Routh Didn't Kill Himself ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 19, 2024 12:24 PM (P3VPf)

98 Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2024 12:07 PM (njGzd)

Lessee - U District, Capitol Hill, Fremont, 3rd and Pine, and (increasingly) Ballard.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 19, 2024 12:24 PM (zrlyb)

99 80 "A shit spray?
Posted by: BruceWayne "

Coming right up!
Posted by: the penguin at September 19, 2024 12:22 PM (vFG9F)

You ain't seen nuthin'

Posted by: The Hippo at September 19, 2024 12:24 PM (VGRuw)

100 86 We will be in Florida for the election and Texas for the inauguration, if there is one. Both as far away from large urban areas as possible.
Posted by: Megthered
------------------------------

Just north of Utopia is Lost Maples State Park.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2024 12:24 PM (QHRX1)

101 I don't get the obsession with nudity to shock normals. The only thing shocking is how ugly most people are naked.
Posted by: Ripley at September 19, 2024 12:21 PM (GUOwU)

I don't think the naked bike ride is about being subversive, I think it's about being "totally in tune with Gaia and shit, man, like we're totally surrounded by the energy of the Earth and we're not using oil burning death machines. It's a cosmic experience. Also, I got to see some boobs."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 19, 2024 12:24 PM (ExV1e)

102 Off, BEN sock.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 19, 2024 12:24 PM (zrlyb)

103
Saw a delightful acronym to describe the Seattle Mariners baserunning the last two games. TOOBLAN: Thrown Out On Bases Like A Nincompoop.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2024 12:24 PM (BkEzK)

104 All along I thought they would run her as the incumbent but as usual they one-upped me and instead ran her with zero votes to her name, as the Change Candidate.

And yes this was all planned well in advance.

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2024 12:23 PM (LCr8f)

It's hard to think like a sociopathic tyrant for most people.

Posted by: Comrado Floundero, Demon de la Disinformacion at September 19, 2024 12:25 PM (i24o9)

105 And Ryan Routh Didn't Kill Himself ...
Posted by: ShainS -- T

Diddy either!

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:25 PM (CIS44)

106 I don't get the obsession with nudity to shock normals.

The only thing shocking is how ugly most people are naked.
Posted by: Ripley

Sex with the lights off FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 19, 2024 12:23 PM (l/cbt)

-------------

Isn't there an alcoholic beverage called "Sex On The Nude Beach?"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 19, 2024 12:25 PM (P3VPf)

107 The best propaganda is when they lie, you know that they lie, and THEY know that you know they lie, but you are too weak to fight back.

Posted by: anon at September 19, 2024 12:25 PM (RqMDa)

108 Seattle is going to go batshit crazy if Trump wins. As long as I can avoid the known trouble spots, it should be somewhat entertaining.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2024 12:07 PM (njGzd)

I wonder how I can get ahold of several hundred pager casings? Then just walk around Seattle leaving them in obvious places.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2024 12:25 PM (W/lyH)

109
Kamala in June 2024: Build Back!
Kamala in July 2024: We Are Not Going Back!

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2024 12:25 PM (LCr8f)

110
For ace:

It is alleged this is the pager salesperson, but I don't understand what language she is speaking:

https://is.gd/Mart31

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2024 12:26 PM (RKVpM)

111 I have wanted to see Sundowner stoke out every day, it's a matter of when not if.
He isn't Jimmy Carter after all.

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2024 12:26 PM (fwDg9)

112 "My ALter Ego Begins"

To conquer fear, you must become fear. You must bask in the fear of other men. And men fear most what they cannot see. You have to become a terrible thought. A wraith. You have to become an idea! Feel terror cloud your senses. Feel its power to distort. To control. And know that this power can be yours. Embrace your worst fear. Become one with the darkness.

Posted by: Random Movie Quotes at September 19, 2024 12:26 PM (iFMeW)

113 I don't think the naked bike ride is about being subversive, I think it's about being "totally in tune with Gaia and shit, man,

Complete naked road rash from a wipeout FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 19, 2024 12:26 PM (l/cbt)

114 It's hard to think like a sociopathic tyrant for most people.
Posted by: Comrado Floundero, Demon de la Disinformacion at September 19, 2024 12:25 PM (i24o9)

I like to think I can put myself in most people's shoes, but I am 100% not devious enough to match these demonic black voids.

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2024 12:27 PM (LCr8f)

115
It's not just that the media lies. It's not just that the media lies about easily refutable things. It's that the media continue to lie about things already easily refuted.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2024 12:27 PM (BkEzK)

116 109
Kamala in June 2024: Build Back!
Kamala in July 2024: We Are Not Going Back!
iPosted by: ... at September 19, 2024 12:25 PM (LCr8f)

Kamala in September 2024: Get me another box of wine !

Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2024 12:27 PM (IyPmt)

117 October surprises could be Carter dying, Biden dying, or Clinton dying, or all of the above with the dens turning the whole month into one big Wellstone funeral mess.
Also Bob Woodward has a book coming out in Oct which allegedly shows the absolute incompetence of the Biden/Harris administration

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 19, 2024 12:27 PM (pkaD9)

118 For ace:

It is alleged this is the pager salesperson, but I don't understand what language she is speaking:

https://is.gd/Mart31

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2024 12:26 PM (RKVpM)

How does she not topple over?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 12:28 PM (i24o9)

119 >>>Riding bikes is one of those things done better with clothes on.

Sign outside bike store:

Women's bike seats for sale:
New: $20
Used: $50

Posted by: old joke at September 19, 2024 12:28 PM (Y1sOo)

120 -------------

Isn't there an alcoholic beverage called "Sex On The Nude Beach?"
Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 19, 2024 12:25 PM (P3VPf)

There is a Sex on the Beach drink. Forget what's in it. So named because it's not as good as everyone says it is.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 19, 2024 12:28 PM (DlVGn)

121 I'm not riding a bike naked because I don't want to get anything caught in the chain.

Posted by: fd at September 19, 2024 12:28 PM (vFG9F)

122 To conquer fear, you must become fear. You must bask in the fear of other men. And men fear most what they cannot see. You have to become a terrible thought. A wraith. You have to become an idea! Feel terror cloud your senses. Feel its power to distort. To control. And know that this power can be yours. Embrace your worst fear. Become one with the darkness.
Posted by: Random Movie Quotes a

Im gonna start demanding royalties

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:28 PM (CIS44)

123 "A shit spray?
Posted by: BruceWayne "

Crapspackle!

Posted by: Mom, from MomCo at September 19, 2024 12:28 PM (/HDaX)

124 "I don't get the obsession with nudity to shock normals. The only thing shocking is how ugly most people are naked."

In Vermont, when they couldn't shock you with nudity, they'd go into restaurants, make eye contact with your 14 year old, and jerk off until asked to leave.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 19, 2024 12:28 PM (iFMeW)

125 Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2024 12:27 PM (IyPmt)

Donna you always make me laugh

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2024 12:28 PM (LCr8f)

126 https://is.gd/Mart31

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2024 12:26 PM (RKVpM)

How does she not topple over?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder,

wowza

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:28 PM (CIS44)

127 One thing you can be sure of. There won't be any Hezbolla riders this year after they had their balls blown off. Sitting on a bicycle seat would be quite uncomfortable for them for another few weeks.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2024 12:29 PM (N39Ws)

128 Nurse Ratchet

Might as well cash in on the insanity.

See if "P*ssies for Kamala" sells.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2024 12:29 PM (0NUk/)

129
Seeing your partner through the prism of love or just is one thing. But, let's face it, 99% of people look awful naked.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2024 12:29 PM (BkEzK)

130 There is a Sex on the Beach drink. Forget what's in it. So named because it's not as good as everyone says it is.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

rum a bunch of juices and make it red. no one ever knows or cares.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:29 PM (CIS44)

131 If only we could jail Trump, outlaw MAGA,
ban voter ID, stack the Supreme Court, take way guns, allow non citizens to vote, open the border , ban speech we deem offensive, mandate vaccines to secure employment, mandate the cars you can drive and socialize medical care we could save Democracy !!! ——The Democrats

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 19, 2024 12:29 PM (D6PGr)

132 I like to think I can put myself in most people's shoes, but I am 100% not devious enough to match these demonic black voids.

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2024 12:27 PM (LCr8f)

I have a sister in law who is a cornucopia of mental afflictions. It takes real work and study to put yourself in their frame of mind and to "rationalize" their actions in their terms.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 12:29 PM (i24o9)

133 Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2024 12:24 PM (QHRX1)

That will be Lost Maples busiest time of year, so not the best choice.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 19, 2024 12:29 PM (Aoykm)

134 Isn't there an alcoholic beverage called "Sex On The Nude Beach?"
Posted by: ShainS

I think it's just Sex on the Beach.
I like a Slow screw up against the wall.
(Sloe gin screwdriver & Harvey Wallbanger)

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 19, 2024 12:29 PM (l/cbt)

135 https://is.gd/Mart31
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Thank you for posting that again.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 12:30 PM (v6JzV)

136 73- I don't get the obsession with nudity to shock normals. The only thing shocking is how ugly most people are naked.
Posted by: Ripley at September 19, 2024 12:21 PM

When I used to run the Bay to Breakers race when I lived in San Francisco, the naked runners were, on the whole (phrasing, I know), the most physically unattractive people in the race. My rule was to never look back once I passed them.

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 19, 2024 12:30 PM (rbKZ6)

137
Coming right up!
Posted by: the penguin at September 19, 2024

***
You should add "Wack, wack, wack" to that.

(Burgess Meredith has never been surpassed as the Penguin. He was a dead ringer for the way the character was drawn in the Silver Age DC Comics.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2024 12:30 PM (J2vNu)

138 I'm not riding a bike naked because I don't want to get anything caught in the chain.

Posted by: fd at September 19, 2024 12:28 PM (vFG9F)

Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a know, can you tie them in a bow?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 12:30 PM (i24o9)

139 "It's that the media continue to lie about things already easily refuted."

They do it to humiliate us over our impotence to stop them. When called out on errors of fact by readers, they just laugh among themselves and ignore them. They're the construction workers building the American Empire Of Lies.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at September 19, 2024 12:30 PM (7d3jo)

140 1 Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2024 12:07 PM

Marvelous Nurse!! Were you channeling you inner Harriet Hageman? :-)

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at September 19, 2024 12:30 PM (Oq/TM)

141 121 I'm not riding a bike naked because I don't want to get anything caught in the chain.
Posted by: fd at September 19, 2024 12:28 PM (vFG9F)

[Checks distance from seat to chain...]

Uh... I have questions...

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 19, 2024 12:30 PM (VGRuw)

142 Will prosthetic balls be provided to Hezbollah?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 19, 2024 12:31 PM (FfSAJ)

143 I don't get the obsession with nudity to shock normals. The only thing shocking is how ugly most people are naked.

Posted by: Ripley at September 19, 2024 12:21 PM (GUOwU)

---------------

The neo-Left's raison d'etre is all about destroying Judeo-Christian Western Civilization and its values, virtues, & institutions.

If they ever achieve totalitarian power, I fully expect them to ban clothing. They will not rest nor be happy until they've regressed society back to savagery, primitivism, and living in caves.

[h/t Ayn Rand's "The Return of the Primitive: The Anti-Industrial Revolution" (1971).]

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 19, 2024 12:31 PM (P3VPf)

144 (Burgess Meredith has never been surpassed as the Penguin. He was a dead ringer for the way the character was drawn in the Silver Age DC Comics.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

This is true, but the DeVito version is a fun interpretation.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:31 PM (CIS44)

145 Bush had a plastic turkey.

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2024 12:18 PM (LCr8f)
==

Not only does the media always lie but they lie about such stupid shit.

I dunno. Seeing Russia from your house seems pretty important.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 19, 2024 12:31 PM (xCA6C)

146 How does she not topple over?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Don't know, but she's got plenty of cushion if she does.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 12:32 PM (v6JzV)

147 Bob Woodward us talking shit about Biden/Harris? Has his doctor given him 6 months to live or has the veil been lifted from his eyes?

Posted by: Megthered at September 19, 2024 12:32 PM (VihIQ)

148
Thank you for posting that again.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 12:30 PM

I wanted to give Ace a chance to see it. It's just so perfect. A pager salesperson who every red-blooded male could not resist buying at least one from.

Weekly.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2024 12:32 PM (RKVpM)

149 80 "A shit spray?
Posted by: BruceWayne "

Coming right up!
Posted by: the penguin

This type of slander against our kind will not be tolerated any longer. I bet you're not even a real penguin.

Posted by: Southern Penguin Leadership Conference at September 19, 2024 12:32 PM (CV8a5)

150 I'm not riding a bike naked because I don't want to get anything caught in the chain.
Posted by: fd at September 19, 2024 12:28 PM (vFG9F)

[Checks distance from seat to chain...]

Uh... I have questions...
Posted by: Bacon Jeff

Old man balls FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 19, 2024 12:32 PM (l/cbt)

151 Watching Trump's interview on Gutfield

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 19, 2024 12:32 PM (Wx316)

152
Don't know, but she's got plenty of cushion if she does.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 12:32 PM (v6JzV)

Is he falls forward

Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2024 12:32 PM (IyPmt)

153 Also Bob Woodward has a book coming out in Oct which allegedly shows the absolute incompetence of the Biden/Harris administration
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 19, 2024

***
*Woodward*, the anti-Nixon monster-shouter?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2024 12:32 PM (J2vNu)

154 I wanted to give Ace a chance to see it. It's just so perfect. A pager salesperson who every red-blooded male could not resist buying at least one from.

Weekly.
Posted by: Divide by Zero a

I need a back up for back ups back up

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:32 PM (CIS44)

155 Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a know, can you tie them in a bow?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 12:30 PM (i24o9)

Can you throw them on your shoulder like a Continental Soldier?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 19, 2024 12:32 PM (aD39U)

156 Don't know, but she's got plenty of cushion if she does.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 12:32 PM (v6JzV)

Is he falls forward
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2024 12:32 PM (IyPmt)

LOL... SHE

Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2024 12:33 PM (IyPmt)

157
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2024 12:07 PM (njGzd)

__________

I think that sets a record for the longest First.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2024 12:33 PM (BkEzK)

158 To conquer fear, you must become fear. You must bask in the fear of other men. And men fear most what they cannot see. You have to become a terrible thought. A wraith. You have to become an idea! Feel terror cloud your senses. Feel its power to distort. To control. And know that this power can be yours. Embrace your worst fear. Become one with the darkness.
Posted by: Random Movie Quotes

--------------------------

Was that the shark from Jaws?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 19, 2024 12:33 PM (2UnvF)

159 I'm not riding a bike naked because I don't want to get anything caught in the chain.
Posted by: fd at September 19, 2024 12:28 PM (vFG9F)

[Checks distance from seat to chain...]

Uh... I have questions...

A Big Wheel is sort of a bicycle.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 19, 2024 12:33 PM (xCA6C)

160 Yes, Hadrian. And they will make sure generations not yet born learn these lies as “fact” with their documentaries, continued sly references to them in Movies, sitcoms, songs, standup comedy, etc. The slander never ends, they write it into history.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2024 12:33 PM (Hkcdp)

161 Will prosthetic balls be provided to Hezbollah?
Posted by: Northernlurker

Hasbro "The Clacker"

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 19, 2024 12:33 PM (l/cbt)

162 One thing you can be sure of. There won't be any Hezbolla riders this year after they had their balls blown off. Sitting on a bicycle seat would be quite uncomfortable for them for another few weeks.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2024 12:29 PM (N39Ws)

Our bicycle seats are the most comfortable. -- Mousad Bicycle Seats Inc.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 19, 2024 12:33 PM (AiZBA)

163 Is he falls forward
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2024 12:32 PM (IyPmt)

LOL... SHE
Posted by: It's me donna

I dont think she CAN fall backward

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:34 PM (CIS44)

164 Burgess kicked ass as Rocky's trainer

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2024 12:34 PM (fwDg9)

165 I wanted to give Ace a chance to see it. It's just so perfect. A pager salesperson who every red-blooded male could not resist buying at least one from.

Weekly.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2024 12:32 PM (RKVpM)

Might as well just sign over the deed to the house now.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 12:34 PM (i24o9)

166 Be a shame if Joe died before he got a chance to pardon Hunter.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 19, 2024 12:22 P

Oh harris would most definitely sign his pardon. You can bet he has plenty of dirt on kamala.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 19, 2024 12:34 PM (QNSds)

167 "Was that the shark from Jaws?"

Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 19, 2024 12:35 PM (iFMeW)

168 Oh harris would most definitely sign his pardon. You can bet he has plenty of dirt on kamala.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 19, 2024 12:34 PM (QNSds)

That isn't dirt.

Posted by: Hunter at September 19, 2024 12:35 PM (i0F8b)

169 There is a Israeli skin care retail store in the US malls or used to be that I forgot the name that is staffed with hot Israeli chicks who solicit male customers as they walk by .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 19, 2024 12:35 PM (D6PGr)

170 . . . And know that this power can be yours. Embrace your worst fear. Become one with the darkness.
Posted by: Random Movie Quotes

--------------------------
Was that the shark from Jaws?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 19, 2024

***
Sounds like one of the increasingly crazy iterations of the Joker

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2024 12:35 PM (J2vNu)

171 CNN = Corrupt News Network

Posted by: dantesed at September 19, 2024 12:35 PM (Oy/m2)

172 Will prosthetic balls be provided to Hezbollah?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 19, 2024 12:31 PM (FfSAJ)

You're going to love our fake nuts!

Posted by: Mossad Wow Guy at September 19, 2024 12:35 PM (i24o9)

173 “WNBR requests that other rides refrain from using ‘world naked bike ride,’ ‘WNBR,’ or similar to describe or promote their Bike Summer, aka Pedalpalooza ride.

Well, seems to me WNBR is better than "Our Bike Seats Smell Like Shit Bike Ride" OBSSLSBR
But who am I to judge.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2024 12:36 PM (W/lyH)

174 ***
Sounds like one of the increasingly crazy iterations of the Joker
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

Its from Begins. Im talking about what it takes to becomes Batman.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:36 PM (CIS44)

175 Will prosthetic balls be provided to Hezbollah?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 19, 2024 12:31 PM (FfSAJ)

--------------

BREAKING: Lebanon Reports Fire Sale on Great Balls! Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 19, 2024 12:36 PM (P3VPf)

176 There is a Israeli skin care retail store in the US malls or used to be that I forgot the name that is staffed with hot Israeli chicks who solicit male customers as they walk by .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 19, 2024

***
Trust me, it ain't Bath and Body Works

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Horrified by What he Sees at the Mall at September 19, 2024 12:36 PM (J2vNu)

177 Is the naked bike ride weirdness to desensitize people, particularly kids, to adults exposing themselves to you?

Why is flashing illegal but flashing by you on a bike, while nekkid is Rene/liberating/whatever?
Seems like grooming.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2024 12:36 PM (Hkcdp)

178
"Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you can't feel your nuts anymore!"

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2024 12:37 PM (RKVpM)

179 One thing you can be sure of. There won't be any Hezbolla riders this year after they had their balls blown off. Sitting on a bicycle seat would be quite uncomfortable for them for another few weeks.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

You get used to it.

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at September 19, 2024 12:37 PM (2lYIQ)

180 "Sounds like one of the increasingly crazy iterations of the Joker"

I would like to print it out and hang it on my wall at work, but I'm afraid it might send the wrong message.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 19, 2024 12:37 PM (iFMeW)

181 There is a Israeli skin care retail store in the US malls or used to be that I forgot the name that is staffed with hot Israeli chicks who solicit male customers as they walk by .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 19, 2024 12:35 PM (D6PGr)

I bought some of their Dead Sea products just to talk to them and have them rub some on my skin with their soft soft hands.

I was mesmerized, I admit.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 19, 2024 12:37 PM (aD39U)

182
The slander never ends, they write it into history.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2024 12:33 PM (Hkcdp)

__________

I read a lot of history and biography. Republicans are never, but never treated as anything but subhumans with a 12th century outlook on society.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2024 12:37 PM (BkEzK)

183 Imagine for 2 seconds what the narrative would be if a group a people went charlie hebdo on a major news outlet.

The way they justify the actual violence vs. perceived violence would be 180 out of phase with what they are lying about right now.

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at September 19, 2024 12:37 PM (Pa5Jp)

184 Marina del Rey: Multi million luxury yacht catches fire, sinks.

Pager aboard?
'1,000 rounds of ammo aboard " , media wrings hands wether acquired legally. Our non partisan anti 2A media.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 19, 2024 12:37 PM (XxL0Y)

185 If someone was gonna ask me who I was voting for I'd say RFK Jr.

Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2024 12:37 PM (IyPmt)

186 There is a Sex on the Beach drink. Forget what's in it. So named because it's not as good as everyone says it is.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

Vodka, peach schnapps, cranberry & orange juices.

I think an accurate version would require a teaspoon of beach sand, too.

Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2024 12:37 PM (DgGvY)

187 The "bloodbath" is of course China and BlackRock--who already co-own the White House--gutting the American Auto Industry by sneaking in de facto Chinese electric cars under a Mexican label while the Obankster Syndicate outlaws internal combustion engines.

No wonder they want to assign a False Narrative to the phrase.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 19, 2024 12:38 PM (LJgkr)

188 Burgess Meredith in the episode of the Twilight Zone where he wants to read book after the apocalypse is a classic

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 19, 2024 12:38 PM (pkaD9)

189 Sounds like one of the increasingly crazy iterations of the Joker
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
*
Its from Begins. Im talking about what it takes to becomes Batman.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024

***
One of the increasingly more obsessive iterations of Batman, then.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Horrified by What he Sees at the Mall at September 19, 2024 12:38 PM (J2vNu)

190 "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you can't feel your nuts anymore!"

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2024 12:37 PM (RKVpM)

Al-mond joy's got nuts; Ahmad don't.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 12:38 PM (i24o9)

191 But there was time now..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 19, 2024 12:38 PM (aD39U)

192 I would like to print it out and hang it on my wall at work, but I'm afraid it might send the wrong message.
Posted by: Ribbed a

or the right one *shrug*

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:38 PM (CIS44)

193 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 12:38 PM (IXZGh)

194 They do it to humiliate us over our impotence to stop them. Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at September 19, 2024 12:30 PM (7d3jo)

Which is why we must humiliate them. But we, i.e., our political "leaders," just can't do it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 19, 2024 12:39 PM (JFbzN)

195 So go find the ruins of a drug store and by some readers!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 19, 2024 12:39 PM (aD39U)

196 Why is flashing illegal but flashing by you on a bike, while nekkid is Rene/liberating/whatever?
Seems like grooming.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2024 12:36 PM (Hkcdp)

I have actually seen topless riders in the wild, ie. on the trail (Moab). I was not offended.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 19, 2024 12:39 PM (VGRuw)

197 Wow, reading up on recently married to golf course shooter, Routh's wife, funder of Routh's Ukranian excursion per his statements, whose apparent employer is Maximus Corp who on its website brags about training thousands of CDC employees within 60 days of Vax rollout. Maximus is located 6 miles from CIA in DC.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 19, 2024 12:39 PM (U+Yjp)

198 "Will prosthetic balls be provided to Hezbollah?
Posted by: Northernlurker"

They are called "Neuticles".

Neuticles dot com

Posted by: fd at September 19, 2024 12:39 PM (vFG9F)

199 Burgess Meredith in the episode of the Twilight Zone where he wants to read book after the apocalypse is a classic
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 19, 2024

***
He went back a long way. He played George to Lon Chaney Jr.'s Lenny in the 1940 Of Mice and Men.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Horrified by What he Sees at the Mall at September 19, 2024 12:39 PM (J2vNu)

200 What’s great about the pager sales girl is her uncomplicated feminity. No crazy pink hair, tats, face piercings. No snarl or feigned boredom. Lovely.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2024 12:39 PM (Hkcdp)

201 @153 Wolfus, yup one and the same.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 19, 2024 12:39 PM (pkaD9)

202 Need another chuckle Horde.

"60 Minutes" did a segment on tensions in the South China Sea between Manila and Beijing.

They are on the cutter Cape Engano to resupply an island and are rammed by a PRC cutter. In fact the Filipinos are surrounded by many PRC ships.

Beijing then claimed it was the Filipino cutter that rammed them and that the Western journalists were on hand to push anti- Beijing propaganda.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2024 12:40 PM (0NUk/)

203 Burgess Meredith in the episode of the Twilight Zone where he wants to read book after the apocalypse is a classic
Posted by: Smell the Glove

still love him in Grumpy Old Men

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:40 PM (CIS44)

204 Wait. You're supposed to use a seat?

Posted by: Post-op Rider at September 19, 2024 12:40 PM (CV8a5)

205
Business at Akmed's Tin Can and String Emporiums is booming these days!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2024 12:40 PM (YCBzt)

206 When I used to run the Bay to Breakers race when I lived in San Francisco, the naked runners were, on the whole (phrasing, I know), the most physically unattractive people in the race. My rule was to never look back once I passed them.
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 19, 2024 12:30 PM (rbKZ6)

Back when I was in nuke school, one of the younger, female instructors (she taught math) would lead a group run on Saturdays. Redhead. She wore pretty tight short shorts. Huge mob of guys right behind her, lap after lap.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 19, 2024 12:40 PM (ExV1e)

207 FWIW on Routh's wife

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/
maximized-thursday-september-19-2024

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 19, 2024 12:40 PM (U+Yjp)

208 For ace:

It is alleged this is the pager salesperson, but I don't understand what language she is speaking:

https://is.gd/Mart31

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2024 12:26 PM (RKVpM)

DDish. It's a romance language, some variety of Vulgar Latin, I think.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 19, 2024 12:40 PM (y9nCu)

209 There is a Israeli skin care retail store in the US malls or used to be that I forgot the name that is staffed with hot Israeli chicks who solicit male customers as they walk by .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 19, 2024 12:35 PM (D6PGr)

----------------

[ICYMI -- From this morning's art thread:]

It is alleged this is the pager salesperson, but I don't understand what language she is speaking:

https://is.gd/Mart31

/ you won't regret the click

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2024 10:24 AM (RKVpM)

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 19, 2024 12:40 PM (P3VPf)

210 When that dizzy broad was on the Stephen Colbert show and the crowd laughed when he said CNN was factual, the dizzy broad came back and said they were bipartisan because they had Scott Jennings on the payroll.

ONE. GUY.

CNN is f*cking delusional.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 12:41 PM (IXZGh)

211 "Wait. You're supposed to use a seat?"

This is Asia. They still crap in holes.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 19, 2024 12:41 PM (iFMeW)

212 Suggested nickname for Israel's (alleged) pager attack: Operation Allahu FUBAR

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 19, 2024 12:41 PM (2lYIQ)

213 Will prosthetic balls be provided to Hezbollah?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 19, 2024 12:31 PM (FfSAJ)

There's a company in Israel that makes some really nice ones.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 19, 2024 12:41 PM (ExV1e)

214 - Punching down again, I see.

Posted by: TeeJ at September 19, 2024 12:41 PM (/vvA5)

215
Seattle is going to go batshit crazy if Trump wins. As long as I can avoid the known trouble spots, it should be somewhat entertaining.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2024 12:07 PM (njGzd)

We pray for you quite often. You live in batshit central.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 12:42 PM (IXZGh)

216 >>>It is alleged this is the pager salesperson, but I don't understand what language she is speaking:

>>>https://is.gd/Mart31

The international language.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 12:42 PM (i24o9)

217 Bernie is trying to block aid to Israel because of the recent attacks on Hezbollah. I believe Mr. JJ would call this the behavior of a self gassing Jew

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 19, 2024 12:42 PM (pkaD9)

218 What’s great about the pager sales girl is her uncomplicated feminity. No crazy pink hair, tats, face piercings. No snarl or feigned boredom. Lovely.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2024 12:39 PM (Hkcdp)

Haley Reinhart embodies this when she's performing. It doesn't hurt either of them that they are each a walking groin ache of pure sex.

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2024 12:42 PM (LCr8f)

219 "Back when I was in nuke school, one of the younger, female instructors would lead a group run on Saturdays."

Our female ensign instructor would wear a thong in her whites. And I still remember her name.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 19, 2024 12:42 PM (iFMeW)

220
The international language.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 12:42 PM (i24o9)

Boob ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2024 12:42 PM (IyPmt)

221 Topless riders in Moab - guessing they were healthy! 😉 can see why that’s ok.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2024 12:42 PM (Hkcdp)

222 Over at The Last Refuge, there is a report that USSS was within 10ft of the 2nd Trump assassin. The agent fired at him. 10ft and the guy doesn't heven have a scratch.

https://tinyurl.com/10frigginfeet

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2024 12:43 PM (N39Ws)

223 #55 "Bush had a plastic turkey."

Is that a metaphor?

Posted by: Marybel Smiles at September 19, 2024 12:43 PM (0DFVP)

224 "Sounds like one of the increasingly crazy iterations of the Joker"
*
I would like to print it out and hang it on my wall at work, but I'm afraid it might send the wrong message.
Posted by: Ribbed at September 19, 2024

***
I had to take down my print of the famous Trump "Iwo Jima" "Fight, fight, fight!" picture. On the other hand, the guy in my office area with the explicitly anti-Repub comic strips had to take them off his door too.

My boss would not tell the personnel drones to eff off. I don't get it. He's a high executive and makes seven times what any of the personnel drones make ina year; he's got clout. But noooo.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Horrified by What he Sees at the Mall at September 19, 2024 12:44 PM (J2vNu)

225
still love him in Grumpy Old Men
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:40 PM (CIS44)

"Gonna take the skinboat to tunatown!"

The outtakes were epic.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 12:44 PM (IXZGh)

226 FWIW on Routh's wife

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/
maximized-thursday-september-19-2024

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 19, 2024 12:40 PM (U+Yjp)

----------------

It's CIA and other Deep State cutouts all the way down ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 19, 2024 12:44 PM (P3VPf)

227 Bernie is a Communist. But to the Arabs he's a Jew.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2024 12:44 PM (0NUk/)

228 117 October surprises could be Carter dying, Biden dying, or Clinton dying, or all of the above with the dens turning the whole month into one big Wellstone funeral mess.
---------------
Parlee?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 19, 2024 12:44 PM (W3T6M)

229 59 Can't speak for the ladies, but seems like riding a bike naked would be...problematical for us dudes.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 12:19 PM

In San Francisco, the naked bike ride consists of taking the bike seat off.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 19, 2024 12:44 PM (+oR7L)

230
The international language.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 12:42 PM (i24o9)

"You know. Giving them the bird?"

- - - - Goose

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 12:45 PM (IXZGh)

231 I was watching the Japanese horror movie 'Ringu Spiral' last night.

In one scene, a guy goes into a newsroom to present his idea about some mysterious deaths. The newsguy gets really pissy talking about the integrity of the newsroom.

LOLOLOLOL

Best laugh in years.

I can no longer watch anything where the hero is a journalist.....

Posted by: Stateless at September 19, 2024 12:45 PM (jvJvP)

232 Imagine for 2 seconds what the narrative would be if a group a people went charlie hebdo on a major news outlet.
________

Think we would get 1000s of people marching with signs saying "We are Disney Corp ABC" and people tearing up over James Taylor singing "Imagine"?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 19, 2024 12:45 PM (U+Yjp)

233
In San Francisco, the naked bike ride consists of taking the bike seat off.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 19, 2024 12:44 PM (+oR7L)

"There's NOTHING WRONG with that!!!"

- - - - - Charles Johnson

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 12:45 PM (IXZGh)

234 I had to take down my print of the famous Trump "Iwo Jima" "Fight, fight, fight!" picture. On the other hand, the guy in my office area with the explicitly anti-Repub comic strips had to take them off his door too.

My boss would not tell the personnel drones to eff off. I don't get it. He's a high executive and makes seven times what any of the personnel drones make ina year; he's got clout. But noooo.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Horrified by What he Sees at the Mall at September 19, 2024 12:44 PM (J2vNu)

--------------

Imma gonna go out on a limb and bet that American Flags are banned in the workplace as well.

Ask me how I know ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 19, 2024 12:45 PM (P3VPf)

235 Who hasn't wanked off during a Teams Meeting?
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 19, 2024 12:18 PM (W3T6M)

I can hardly think of anything less arousing than a work meeting.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 19, 2024 12:46 PM (OX9vb)

236 Wasn’t there a bike seat meme about the little green footballs guy?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 19, 2024 12:46 PM (D6PGr)

237 169 There is a Israeli skin care retail store in the US malls or used to be that I forgot the name that is staffed with hot Israeli chicks who solicit male customers as they walk by .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 19, 2024 12:35 PM

Are you thinking of Esthetix? They have a store in the mall near me. They are super aggressive!

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 19, 2024 12:46 PM (rbKZ6)

238 "Gonna take the skinboat to tunatown!"

The outtakes were epic.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe

absolutely laugh out loud funny

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:46 PM (CIS44)

239 @224

>>He's a high executive and makes seven times what any of the personnel drones make ina year; he's got clout. But noooo.

If Papa John can be booted from Papa John's then your boss can booted too.

Sadly, the average HR department has far more power than your average middle manager or even the boss.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 19, 2024 12:46 PM (XV/Pl)

240 Democrats are all rational, law-abiding, and never engage in Fiery But Mostly Peaceful Protests
.....

or assassination attempts

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2024 12:46 PM (v0R5T)

241
Boob ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2024 12:42 PM (IyPmt)

That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 12:46 PM (IXZGh)

242 I can no longer watch anything where the hero is a journalist.....

Posted by: Stateless at September 19, 2024 12:45 PM (jvJvP)

Same with top cop FBI shows or pinnacle of competence IC shows.

American Made, which I finished last night, kind of gets it right, bungling through the various ops.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 12:46 PM (i24o9)

243 It's as the gunman's son said, "I hate Trump too, just like any REASONABLE person does." Therefore, it's it's the REASONABLE thing to want him dead too.

Posted by: sumatralime at September 19, 2024 12:46 PM (BudYP)

244 These sumbitches are inviting me.

To what, I am not sure.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 19, 2024 12:47 PM (/KPzc)

245 Jimmy, Joey, and Bubba all die on the same day, just imagine

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2024 12:47 PM (0NUk/)

246 I can no longer watch anything where the hero is a journalist.....
Posted by: Stateless

Clark Kent and Peter Parker hardest hit.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 12:47 PM (v6JzV)

247 My boss would not tell the personnel drones to eff off. I don't get it. He's a high executive and makes seven times what any of the personnel drones make ina year; he's got clout. But noooo.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Horrified by What he Sees at the Mall at September 19, 2024 12:44 PM (J2vNu)
----
Weird how a lowly HR drone has more influence than a high-ranking executive. Almost as if by design...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 19, 2024 12:47 PM (7fElN)

248 "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you can't feel your nuts anymore!"
Posted by: Divide by Zero
-----------

posted it late on the ONT, but maybe worth re-posting, an oldie goldie by Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWZxJyUolCw

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2024 12:47 PM (XeU6L)

249 1...I looked at him and said in a loud voice, "You have herpes? Why in the world are you telling this to a complete stranger? What is wrong with you?" and walked away.
...
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2024 12:07 PM (njGzd)

[standing ovation]

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 19, 2024 12:47 PM (Rbu5d)

250 "American Made, which I finished last night, kind of gets it right, bungling through the various ops."

Patriot on Amazon is a pretty amazing take on the CIA.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 19, 2024 12:48 PM (iFMeW)

251 Over at The Last Refuge, there is a report that USSS was within 10ft of the 2nd Trump assassin. The agent fired at him. 10ft and the guy doesn't heven have a scratch.

https://tinyurl.com/10frigginfeet

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2024 12:43 PM (N39Ws)

---------------

Top. Men.

We're gonna need MOAR DIE hires ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 19, 2024 12:48 PM (P3VPf)

252 When that dizzy broad was on the Stephen Colbert show and the crowd laughed when he said CNN was factual, the dizzy broad came back and said they were bipartisan because they had Scott Jennings on the payroll.

ONE. GUY.

CNN is f*cking delusional.....

TBF, we only need the one guy to make the rest of them look like the fools they are.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 19, 2024 12:48 PM (xCA6C)

253 still love him in Grumpy Old Men
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:40 PM (CIS44)

"Gonna take the skinboat to tunatown!"

The outtakes were epic.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 12:44 PM (IXZGh)

Watched that in a theater with my boss while we were on a business trip. I thought he was literally gonna die laughing. That was a great movie.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 19, 2024 12:48 PM (xPJvm)

254 >>Our female ensign instructor would wear a thong in her whites. And I still remember her name.

In the mid-80s, I was going through water survival refresher at NAS Lemoore. There were about 20 of us.

The young, enlisted female instructor called us all to the edge of the pool to speak to us about something. She stood right above me. She was wearing loose-fitting shorts...and nothing else. Got an eye-full, I did.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 19, 2024 12:48 PM (Y1sOo)

255 @Wolfus Aurelius

I knew you were having issues at work. Hadn't heard how it turned out.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 19, 2024 12:49 PM (iFMeW)

256 In San Francisco, the naked bike ride consists of taking the bike seat off.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 19, 2024 12:44 PM (+oR7L)
---
Well now, I have just the bike for them...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36Y1IovibRk

(NSFW--sorta...)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 19, 2024 12:49 PM (7fElN)

257 pager salesperson

Them boobs is loaded!
Hope this doesn't dox her.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 19, 2024 12:49 PM (XxL0Y)

258 Wasn’t there a bike seat meme about the little green footballs guy?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 19, 2024 12:46 PM (D6PGr)

He rides his mountain bike with the seat missing down the trail to make sure he gets full penetration.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 12:49 PM (IXZGh)

259 11...I wonder what their internals look like.
Posted by: Black JEM at September 19, 2024 12:10 PM (GZYu7)

ARRRRRR! Let me get me cutlass, and we'll all find out...

Posted by: Question Authority Pirate at September 19, 2024 12:49 PM (Rbu5d)

260 i think we've gone beyond the point of proof that the Admin and the legacy media are flat out liars.

This is a fact, not speculation.

What is more important, is what do we do about it? Because complaining isn't working. We either have to make it so socially unacceptable, or return fire with massive, damaging lies directed specifically at prime targets on the left. This is a war, they're blowing up pagers, and we're hiding in tunnels

Posted by: Kamala's Throat at September 19, 2024 12:50 PM (3TalN)

261 "She was wearing loose-fitting shorts...and nothing else. Got an eye-full, I did."

It's an amazing thing watching women when the male to female ratio begins to increase.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 19, 2024 12:50 PM (iFMeW)

262 Time to watch Mel Gibson’s 1997 Conspiracy Theory again?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 19, 2024 12:50 PM (D6PGr)

263 I can no longer watch anything where the hero is a journalist.....
Posted by: Stateless

As if you need another reason to love Die Hard, the journalist is portrayed as an egotistical jerk.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 19, 2024 12:50 PM (VGRuw)

264 Got an eye-full, I did.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 19, 2024 12:48 PM (Y1sOo)

You and us both.

Posted by: Hazbolla at September 19, 2024 12:50 PM (LCr8f)

265
3 seconds before the bang:

"Hey! Hey, Abdul! Praise Allah!

My pager says we're going to get tutored today!!!"

Hat tip: The Far Side

Posted by: naturalfake at September 19, 2024 12:51 PM (eDfFs)

266 As if you need another reason to love Die Hard, the journalist is portrayed as an egotistical jerk.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff

and gets knocked out by a chick.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:51 PM (CIS44)

267 Chuckkkles is probably one of those naked bike riders in that Ben&Jerry ad.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2024 12:51 PM (0NUk/)

268 The agent fired at him. 10ft and the guy doesn't heven have a scratch.

https://tinyurl.com/10frigginfeet

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

To be fair, that was the part of the PowerPoint presentation where the sound didn't work.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 19, 2024 12:51 PM (2lYIQ)

269 15...Anyway, what do you all day dream about?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 19, 2024 12:11 PM (xcxpd)

Get rid of the commie press first, restore real reporting. the other two will be 'easier' that way. I think the presstitutes are the enablerrs.

Posted by: Question Authority Pirate at September 19, 2024 12:51 PM (Rbu5d)

270
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 19, 2024 12:50 PM (VGRuw)

And the FBI in the movie are scum who, well.......

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2024 12:51 PM (LCr8f)

271 Is Bob Woodward still alive? And if so, why do we allow this?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 19, 2024 12:51 PM (W3T6M)

272 As if you need another reason to love Die Hard, the journalist is portrayed as an egotistical jerk.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 19, 2024 12:50 PM (VGRuw)
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And the male anchor is a complete doofus. And the "terrorism expert" is full of shit.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 19, 2024 12:51 PM (VdhcA)

273 It's an amazing thing watching women when the male to female ratio begins to increase.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 19, 2024 12:50 PM (iFMeW)

They know what they are doing.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 12:52 PM (i24o9)

274 Lies, damned lies and statistics.

But mostly damned lies.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 19, 2024 12:11 PM (Aoykm)

fraud, incompetence and malicious graffiti.

Misfeasance, malfeasance and non-feasance.

(which was my favorite Improv group when I was in my 20's)

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2024 12:52 PM (D7oie)

275 To be clear I do not approve of Die Hard.

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2024 12:52 PM (LCr8f)

276 "American Made, which I finished last night, kind of gets it right, bungling through the various ops."

Patriot on Amazon is a pretty amazing take on the CIA.
Posted by: Ribbed at September 19, 2024 12:48 PM (iFMeW)

Watched "The Holdovers" the other day. Set in 1970 but there was this line... I was surprised they put it in.

But, uh, the world doesn't make sense anymore. I mean, it's on fire. The rich don't give a shit. Poor kids are cannon fodder. Integrity is a punch line. Trust is just a name on a bank.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 19, 2024 12:53 PM (ExV1e)

277 -----------
And the male anchor is a complete doofus. And the "terrorism expert" is full of shit.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 19, 2024 12:51 PM (VdhcA)

"As in Sweden."

- - - - Ignoramic NewsDouche

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 12:53 PM (IXZGh)

278 Speaking of Die Hard that's *exactly* what I would do if I was with that pager chick.

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2024 12:53 PM (LCr8f)

279 "They know what they are doing."

Uh. Yeah. That's why they get pissed when you notice it out loud.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 19, 2024 12:53 PM (iFMeW)

280 The second Die Hard movie when McClain's wife knocks the prancing pretty pony journalist out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2024 12:53 PM (0NUk/)

281 … - yes, she it hot, too!

After years of having either plastic Kardashian” beauty “ pushed on us, or the aggressive ugliness, we need to get back to what’s natural and normal.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2024 12:53 PM (Hkcdp)

282 “Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.”

#Talk Like a Pirate Day

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 12:53 PM (KbCG3)

283 To be clear I do not approve of Die Hard.
Posted by: ... at September 19, 2024 12:52 PM (LCr8f)

Wait.........WUT?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 12:53 PM (IXZGh)

284 Watched "The Holdovers" the other day. Set in 1970 but there was this line... I was surprised they put it in.

But, uh, the world doesn't make sense anymore. I mean, it's on fire. The rich don't give a shit. Poor kids are cannon fodder. Integrity is a punch line. Trust is just a name on a bank.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic a

Very much enjoyed that movie

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:54 PM (CIS44)

285 They know what they are doing.

I thot so.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 19, 2024 12:55 PM (XxL0Y)

286 Waylon Jennings>Scott Jennings>>William Jennings Bryan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ken Jennings

Posted by: Wally at September 19, 2024 12:55 PM (NXYp1)

287 text I just got. cmon yall 6x match lets do it!

Taylor Swift: "I'm voting for Kamala Harris"
Inspiring! So we're 6X-MATCHING donations to STOP TRUMP PAC. Donate $20=$120: go.stoptrump.io/091925
Stop2End

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:55 PM (CIS44)

288 @271 Pudinhead, if as is rumored, Woodward's book sticks it to Biden /Harris and helps her lose I'm ok with him continuing to breathe

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 19, 2024 12:55 PM (pkaD9)

289 WaPo: Alaska man charged with threatening to kill six Supreme Court justices. Panos Anastasiou, 76, allegedly sent more than 465 messages through the Supreme Court’s public website — many of them violent, racist and homophobic, according to an indictment filed Wednesday. He faces 22 federal charges: nine counts of making threats against a federal judge and 13 counts of making threats in interstate commerce.

The indictment did not name which of the nine Supreme Court justices were threatened. The court has a 6-3 split between conservatives and liberals.

I hope he realizes if Trump doesn't win, he doesn't get pardoned.

Pardoned? He is a DEMOCRAT spurred to kill by DEMOCRAT hate rhetoric 24/7. Why would Trump pardon a DEMORAT? (sarcasm)

Fox will, as they do for all killings or threats, be out front claiming it is, and actually call it “DEMOCRAT” terrorism.
I would venture to say he is MAGA to the coar.

WaPo is trying to paint this nutcase as a liberal but this sentence tells us who the guy really is: sent 465 messages through the Supreme Court’s public website — many of them violent, racist and homophobic...

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 19, 2024 12:55 PM (JCZqz)

290

In a first-of-its-kind case in Scotland, a school pupil has been allowed to identify as a wolf.

The student is believed to be suffering from "species dysphoria," a condition where an individual feels they belong to the wrong species.

This decision has been confirmed by official documents and is supported by the teachers at the school, the Daily Mail reported.

https://t.ly/Gg8GS

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2024 12:55 PM (63Dwl)

291 LAPD Detective, "looks like the FBI needs new agents."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2024 12:55 PM (0NUk/)

292 4...The organizers are having some internal issues, so they decided to skip the ride this year.

Polyps.

Posted by: Question Authority Pirate at September 19, 2024 12:55 PM (Rbu5d)

293 Article at American Thinker that Haitians don't eat cats because they are poor, they eat cats in their voodoo ritual and it's not nice death for them.

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2024 12:55 PM (fwDg9)

294 288 @271 Pudinhead, if as is rumored, Woodward's book sticks it to Biden /Harris and helps her lose I'm ok with him continuing to breathe
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Okay, Imma on Woodward boat for a while.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 19, 2024 12:56 PM (W3T6M)

295 Taylor Swift: "I'm voting for Kamala Harris"
Inspiring! So we're 6X-MATCHING donations to STOP TRUMP PAC. Donate $20=$120: go.stoptrump.io/091925
Stop2End
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:55 PM (CIS44)

How the f*ck is that 'inspiring?'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 12:56 PM (IXZGh)

296 WaPo is trying to paint this nutcase as a liberal but this sentence tells us who the guy really is: sent 465 messages through the Supreme Court’s public website — many of them violent, racist and homophobic...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions b

I just can't even begin to parse this one.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:56 PM (CIS44)

297 WaPo is trying to paint this nutcase as a liberal but this sentence tells us who the guy really is: sent 465 messages through the Supreme Court’s public website — many of them violent, racist and homophobic...

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 19, 2024 12:55 PM (JCZqz)

I do have to applaud the delicacy liberals have applied when criticizing Clarence Thomas. They really do walk the walk.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 12:56 PM (KbCG3)

298 >>>It's an amazing thing watching women when the male to female ratio begins to increase.

She knew exactly what she was doing. I could almost hear her thought bubble::

"Watch as I tease the shit out of these officers"

Posted by: one hour sober at September 19, 2024 12:56 PM (Y1sOo)

299 Scottish werewolf?

Eyegore, "there wolf, there castle."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2024 12:57 PM (0NUk/)

300 I'm not riding a bike naked because I don't want to get anything caught in the chain.
Posted by: fd

[Checks distance from seat to chain...]
Uh... I have questions...
Posted by: Bacon Jeff

Old man balls FTW!
Posted by: rickb223

Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tell what gear you're in
Just by feeling the chain's flow?

Posted by: WNBR geezer division at September 19, 2024 12:57 PM (DgGvY)

301 In a first-of-its-kind case in Scotland, a school pupil has been allowed to identify as a wolf.

The student is believed to be suffering from "species dysphoria," a condition where an individual feels they belong to the wrong species.

This decision has been confirmed by official documents and is supported by the teachers at the school, the Daily Mail reported.

https://t.ly/Gg8GS
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

It's not first-of-its-kind. Lycanthropy has been around a long time. And I mean people thinking they're wolves, not actual werewolves.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 12:57 PM (v6JzV)

302 WaPo is trying to paint this nutcase as a liberal but this sentence tells us who the guy really is: sent 465 messages through the Supreme Court’s public website — many of them violent, racist and homophobic...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 19, 2024 12:55 PM

Ah, the no true liberal phallusy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 19, 2024 12:57 PM (kgE5c)

303 WaPo is trying to paint this nutcase as a liberal but this sentence tells us who the guy really is: sent 465 messages through the Supreme Court’s public website — many of them violent, racist and homophobic...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 19, 2024 12:55 PM (JCZqz)

No true Scotsman

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 19, 2024 12:58 PM (VGRuw)

304 How the f*ck is that 'inspiring?'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Jo

I get like 5 of these a day. I do not know how I ended up on the lists but lord it's irritating. guess MI number. but im not on the rolls there.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:58 PM (CIS44)

305 I think part of the reason these networks are freaking out is they know there SHOULD be a reckoning, for their constant propaganda and lies, on behalf of the elites and government types for whom they are the mouthpiece.

There should be, but there won't.

Why? The First Amendment, that's why. The very thing they would take away from us, protects them. So they can say whatever they want. That's how First Amendment works.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2024 12:58 PM (dGCAG)

306 Ah, the no true liberal phallusy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 19, 2024 12:57 PM (kgE5c)

No true Scotsman

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 19, 2024 12:58 PM (VGRuw)

Get a room, you two.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 12:58 PM (i24o9)

307 "It's CIA and other Deep State cutouts all the way down"

Instead of selling guns to Iran to fund covert missions, they sold the expensive and government funded fake vax. Make the US taxpayer pay to subvert our country.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2024 12:58 PM (Cus5s)

308 Eyegore, "there wolf, there castle."
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2024 12:57 PM

Why are you talking that way?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 19, 2024 12:58 PM (kgE5c)

309
Over at The Last Refuge, there is a report that USSS was within 10ft of the 2nd Trump assassin. The agent fired at him. 10ft and the guy doesn't even have a scratch.

He hung two backpacks on the fence with ceramic tiles in them. Allegedly, and I would never test this myself, they would stop a bullet. Since the photo is only of the shooters side of them, I can't ascertain if they actually worked.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2024 12:58 PM (RKVpM)

310 Wait.........WUT?!?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 12:53 PM (IXZGh)

I do not like their portrayal of our heroic rank and file at the FBI.

VERY UNFAIR

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2024 12:58 PM (LCr8f)

311 281 … - yes, she it hot, too!

After years of having either plastic Kardashian” beauty “ pushed on us, or the aggressive ugliness, we need to get back to what’s natural and normal.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2024 12:53 PM (Hkcdp)

As a man, I whole heartedly agree.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2024 12:59 PM (N39Ws)

312 The student is believed to be suffering from "species dysphoria," a condition where an individual feels they belong to the wrong species.

What the student is "suffering" from is "I can't believe they're letting me get away with this".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 19, 2024 12:59 PM (ExV1e)

313 289 WaPo is trying to paint this nutcase as a liberal but this sentence tells us who the guy really is: sent 465 messages through the Supreme Court’s public website — many of them violent, racist and homophobic...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 19, 2024 12:55 PM (JCZqz)

========

The idea that the left is free from racism and homophobia always tickles me.

Just ask them what they think of Clarence Thomas and Ric Grennel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 19, 2024 12:59 PM (GBKbO)

314 many of them violent, racist and homophobic...
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Who's going to be the one to tell him

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2024 12:59 PM (LCr8f)

315 *The student is believed to be suffering from "species dysphoria," a condition where an individual feels they belong to the wrong species.*

Sure.

Posted by: Bronies at September 19, 2024 12:59 PM (DobEs)

316 VERY UNFAIR

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2024 12:58 PM (LCr8f)

Laid it on a bit too thick.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 12:59 PM (i24o9)

317 What the student is "suffering" from is "I can't believe they're letting me get away with this".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

I'd have a field today in today's schools.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:59 PM (CIS44)

318 Get a room, you two.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 12:58 PM

The AoSHQ Style Guide calls for "Hordemind!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 19, 2024 01:00 PM (kgE5c)

319 I do not like their portrayal of our heroic rank and file at the FBI.

VERY UNFAIR
Posted by: ... at September 19, 2024 12:58 PM (LCr8f)

It seemed pretty historically accurate to me.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 01:00 PM (IXZGh)

320 Eyegore, "there wolf, there castle."
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2024 12:57 PM

Why are you talking that way?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 19, 2024 12:58 PM (kgE5c)
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I thought you wanted to.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 19, 2024 01:00 PM (VdhcA)

321 They better give the 'wolf' all the shots including rabies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2024 01:00 PM (0NUk/)

322 I noted this the other day, but it's worth repeating. Kamala is looking more and more run down as the campaign goes on. Hopefully she'll snap at somebody while drunk and being raped. If the numbers get worse the Dems will send her rehab withe the propaganda ministries saying "how brave she is"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 19, 2024 01:00 PM (pkaD9)

323 After years of having either plastic Kardashian” beauty “ pushed on us, or the aggressive ugliness, we need to get back to what’s natural and normal.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2024 12:53 PM (Hkcdp)

I think Kim's boobs are real. It's that damn ass that has all the implants.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 01:00 PM (v6JzV)

324 "The student is believed to be suffering from "species dysphoria," a condition where an individual feels they belong to the wrong species."

That's a funny way to diagnose narcissism.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 19, 2024 01:00 PM (iFMeW)

325 In a first-of-its-kind case in Scotland, a school pupil has been allowed to identify as a wolf.

The student is believed to be suffering from "species dysphoria," a condition where an individual feels they belong to the wrong species.

This decision has been confirmed by official documents and is supported by the teachers at the school, the Daily Mail reported.

https://t.ly/Gg8GS
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Pooky pointed out a way to stop this immediately: "Okay, you're an [animal]. Well, you get all the rights of that animal, which are none."

Posted by: please don't dump pookysgirl in the forest at September 19, 2024 01:00 PM (dtlDP)

326 Iron Will is another movie with a very satisfying punch of a journalist.

Young kid running the Iditarod to earn money for the family.

Journalist doing what journalists do.

"THAT'S for making my mother worry"

Posted by: Just Lily at September 19, 2024 01:00 PM (oOBOC)

327 I had a friend who was a journalist. A real journalist. The thing he was most proud of was that he never became part of the story, and he remained relatively obscure in his reporting. He wasn’t in search of fame, he didn’t want to be the loudest voice. He just wanted to tell the story as truthful and as unbiased as possible.

This days are long gone. These people are not journalists, they are subversive propagandists, and it’s about time people realized that. I place zero value in anything they say, not because of my own predilections, but due to their actual proven statements and writing. They can all go to hell.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 19, 2024 01:01 PM (CYUsh)

328 301 In a first-of-its-kind case in Scotland, a school pupil has been allowed to identify as a wolf.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 12:57 PM (v6JzV)

A school east of Saratoga NY is allowing a student (possibly 1 or 2 others) to identify as cats. This is allowed by the school district. These children shit in a litter box which must be cleaned by janitors.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2024 01:01 PM (N39Ws)

329 I wonder if DU saw those poll results that showed that half of Democrats think the world would be better off if Trump would get murdered.

Heck, they'd probably consider it too low, 100% of them agreeing with the sentiment, and then say, "For legal purposes, we cannot encourage violence, but...you know..."

And then make fun of the idea of left wing rhetoric inspiring people to commit violence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 19, 2024 01:01 PM (GBKbO)

330 After years of having either plastic Kardashian” beauty “ pushed on us, or the aggressive ugliness, we need to get back to what’s natural and normal.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2024 12:53 PM (Hkcdp)

As a man, I whole heartedly agree.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2024 12:59 PM (N39Ws)

A girl can be a butterface with a mediocre body, and if she embraces her femininity and smiles, that is probably worth at least a couple of points on the 1-10 scale.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 01:01 PM (i24o9)

331 The student is believed to be suffering from "species dysphoria," a condition where an individual feels they belong to the wrong species.

What the student is "suffering" from is "I can't believe they're letting me get away with this".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 19, 2024 12:59 PM (ExV1e)

A buddy of mine's wife quit her teaching job when the school she worked for catered to a mentally damaged kid who thought he was a cat and they installed a litterbox in the boy's bathroom for him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 01:01 PM (IXZGh)

332 Lizzy, did I ever mention for the millionth time that she gave me a nice long close hug? A luxurious hug. The best. The best hug. A lot of people say it was the best. Not just me.

Wifey was right there and was like you go boy.

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2024 01:01 PM (LCr8f)

333 330 After years of having either plastic Kardashian” beauty “ pushed on us, or the aggressive ugliness, we need to get back to what’s natural and normal.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2024 12:53 PM (Hkcdp)

As a man, I whole heartedly agree.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2024 12:59 PM (N39Ws)

A girl can be a butterface with a mediocre body, and if she embraces her femininity and smiles, that is probably worth at least a couple of points on the 1-10 scale.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 01:01 PM (i24o9)

Much like home-field advantage, a sun dress is worth 3 points.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 01:02 PM (KbCG3)

334 Get a room, you two.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 12:58 PM

The AoSHQ Style Guide calls for "Hordemind!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 19, 2024 01:00 PM (kgE5c)

I am always lacking in style.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 01:02 PM (i24o9)

335 296 WaPo is trying to paint this nutcase as a liberal but this sentence tells us who the guy really is: sent 465 messages through the Supreme Court’s public website — many of them violent, racist and homophobic...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions b

I just can't even begin to parse this one.
Posted by: BruceWayne

The implication is a Democrat extremist wouldn't make homophobic comments (or violent ones?). This sheltered DUmmy hasn't been around radical Leftists in person, apparently...they call straight white guys "fags" and "gay" all the time.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 19, 2024 01:02 PM (JCZqz)

336
*I think Kim's boobs are real.*

What knockers!

Posted by: Young Frankenstein at September 19, 2024 01:02 PM (DobEs)

337 Anyone seeing reports of the IAF striking targets in Lebanon?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at September 19, 2024 01:02 PM (luW68)

338 335 The implication is a Democrat extremist wouldn't make homophobic comments (or violent ones?). This sheltered DUmmy hasn't been around radical Leftists in person, apparently...they call straight white guys "fags" and "gay" all the time.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 19, 2024 01:02 PM (JCZqz)

=========

Bets that this exact poster has more than once called Clarence Thomas an Uncle Tom?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 19, 2024 01:03 PM (GBKbO)

339 A school east of Saratoga NY is allowing a student (possibly 1 or 2 others) to identify as cats. This is allowed by the school district. These children shit in a litter box which must be cleaned by janitors.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2024 01:01 PM (N39Ws)
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Just toss them outside and tell them to use the sandbox.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 19, 2024 01:03 PM (7fElN)

340 A republican on CNN's payroll calling them out has about as much sincerity as a WWE wrestler calling out Vince McMahon.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2024 01:03 PM (B9Prs)

341 Bets that this exact poster has more than once called Clarence Thomas an Uncle Tom?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Or the word that shall not be uttered.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 01:03 PM (CIS44)

342 A buddy of mine's wife quit her teaching job when the school she worked for catered to a mentally damaged kid who thought he was a cat and they installed a litterbox in the boy's bathroom for him.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 01:01 PM (IXZGh)

Little known fact: cats can be trained to use a toilet.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 19, 2024 01:03 PM (VGRuw)

343 Much like home-field advantage, a sun dress is worth 3 points.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 01:02 PM (KbCG3)

Pony tail coming out of the back of a ball cap +2 pts.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2024 01:03 PM (N39Ws)

344 Eyegore, "there wolf, there castle."
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2024 12:57 PM

Why are you talking that way?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 19, 2024 12:58 PM (kgE5c)
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I thought you wanted to.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 19, 2024 01:00 PM

No, I don't want to...it's Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 19, 2024 01:04 PM (kgE5c)

345 Pony tail coming out of the back of a ball cap +2 pts.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

*fist bump*

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 01:04 PM (CIS44)

346
Little known fact: cats can be trained to use a toilet.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 19, 2024 01:03 PM (VGRuw)

Wife has a book on that......never tried it, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 01:04 PM (IXZGh)

347 338 335 The implication is a Democrat extremist wouldn't make homophobic comments (or violent ones?). This sheltered DUmmy hasn't been around radical Leftists in person, apparently...they call straight white guys "fags" and "gay" all the time.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 19, 2024 01:02 PM (JCZqz)

=========

Bets that this exact poster has more than once called Clarence Thomas an Uncle Tom?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 19, 2024 01:03 PM (GBKbO)

Or laughed when Colbert derisively called Trump Putin's cock holster.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 01:04 PM (KbCG3)

348 Pooky pointed out a way to stop this immediately: "Okay, you're an [animal]. Well, you get all the rights of that animal, which are none."
Posted by: please don't dump pookysgirl in the forest

I presume dog-boy eats and drinks out of bowls on the floor in the school lunchroom? Without utensils? And without using his hands?

Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2024 01:04 PM (DgGvY)

349 51 Gentlemen, time to spread the word. And the word is panic.
Posted by: Random Movie Quotes a

My ALter Ego Begins
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 12:18 PM (CIS44)

https://tinyurl.com/4rckuyed

Posted by: Question Authority Pirate at September 19, 2024 01:04 PM (Rbu5d)

350 If he threatened 6 justices I’m sure it wasn’t a bi-partisan selection.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 19, 2024 01:05 PM (D6PGr)

351 343 Much like home-field advantage, a sun dress is worth 3 points.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 01:02 PM (KbCG3)

Pony tail coming out of the back of a ball cap +2 pts.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2024 01:03 PM (N39Ws)

Sun dress with a pony tail out of a ball cap gets you to 5, ladies.

A smile puts you at 6.

This ain't hard.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 01:05 PM (KbCG3)

352 school pupil has been allowed to identify as a wolf.

Tex Avery style? WOO WOO

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 19, 2024 01:05 PM (XxL0Y)

353 I presume dog-boy eats and drinks out of bowls on the floor in the school lunchroom? Without utensils? And without using his hands?

Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2024 01:04 PM (DgGvY)

Cell phone? Right the fuck out.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 01:05 PM (i24o9)

354 339
Just toss them outside and tell them to use the sandbox.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 19, 2024 01:03 PM (7fElN)

Animals, except for certified service animals, aren't allowed in schools. Can't teach a cat to do the three "R"s. But I don't have a dog in that fight in that town.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2024 01:05 PM (N39Ws)

355 Or the word that shall not be uttered.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 01:03 PM (CIS44)

I have a brother that used that word like it was "the". He's a balls to the wall leftard and loves Kamala and hates "those racist Trump supporters".

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2024 01:05 PM (LCr8f)

356 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 19, 2024 12:55 PM (JCZqz)

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 19, 2024 01:05 PM (/KPzc)

357 341 Bets that this exact poster has more than once called Clarence Thomas an Uncle Tom?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Or the word that shall not be uttered.
Posted by: BruceWayne

I'd love to search and check, but you have to be a paying member to use the "search" function over there lol.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 19, 2024 01:05 PM (JCZqz)

358 Sun dress with a pony tail out of a ball cap gets you to 5, ladies.

A smile puts you at 6.

This ain't hard.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer a

playing guitar gets you another 2

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 01:06 PM (CIS44)

359 Get a room, you two.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 12:58 PM

I was kissing my wife on the entry walk of the flea market when one of the vendors said, "get a room" as she walked by.
I mildly said, "we have a room" and she acted kind of embarrassed.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2024 01:06 PM (D7oie)

360
I noted this the other day, but it's worth repeating. Kamala is looking more and more run down as the campaign goes on.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 19, 2024 01:00 PM

I'm only posting this to reinforce what you said. I advise everyone not to look unless turkey neck is your kink:

https://is.gd/IpZ5Ww

/ ~~NTTAWWT~~ Everything is wrong with that.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2024 01:06 PM (RKVpM)

361 Marxists Seminaries are evil pushing mental illness

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2024 01:06 PM (fwDg9)

362 Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 01:05 PM (KbCG3)

Perfect. Add an ankle bracelet for me and it’s another one or two points.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 19, 2024 01:06 PM (D6PGr)

363 358 Sun dress with a pony tail out of a ball cap gets you to 5, ladies.

A smile puts you at 6.

This ain't hard.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer a

playing guitar gets you another 2
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 01:06 PM (CIS44)

Playing catch is another 2.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 01:07 PM (KbCG3)

364 Tex Avery style? WOO WOO
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 19, 2024 01:05 PM (XxL0Y)

"Looks like the country life is too tough for you. Looks like we'll have to take you back to the city!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 01:07 PM (IXZGh)

365 Waylon Jennings>Scott Jennings>>William Jennings Bryan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ken Jennings
Posted by: Wally at September 19, 2024 12

***
Claudia Jennings >>>>>>>>>>>>> all the others

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Horrified by What he Sees at the Mall at September 19, 2024 01:07 PM (J2vNu)

366 I presume dog-boy eats and drinks out of bowls on the floor in the school lunchroom? Without utensils? And without using his hands?
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2024 01:04 PM (DgGvY)

Student pretends to be a cat or dog? OK. Both cats and dogs can lick their asshole. Because I'm a generous person, I'd give the kid 30 minutes to limber up. Tongue to touch hole or you are suspended until you act proper.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2024 01:07 PM (N39Ws)

367 playing guitar gets you another 2
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 01:06 PM (CIS44)

Not Stairway to Heaven or Smoke on the Water, please.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2024 01:07 PM (D7oie)

368 Little known fact: cats can be trained to use a toilet.

Drinking out of one seems to be a factory-equipped feature.

Posted by: Halfhand at September 19, 2024 01:07 PM (qRGmp)

369 I'm only posting this to reinforce what you said. I advise everyone not to look unless turkey neck is your kink:

https://is.gd/IpZ5Ww

/ NTTAWWT Everything is wrong with that.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

but she's young! a new generation!

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 01:07 PM (CIS44)

370 ....never tried it, tho.

Using a toilet?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 19, 2024 01:07 PM (XxL0Y)

371 90 Bush had a plastic turkey.

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2024 12:18 PM (LCr8f)
==

Not only does the media always lie but they lie about such stupid shit.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at Se

Harris smart.

Posted by: Question Authority Pirate at September 19, 2024 01:07 PM (Rbu5d)

372 Sun dress with a pony tail out of a ball cap gets you to 5, ladies.

A smile puts you at 6.

This ain't hard.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer a

playing guitar gets you another 2
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 01:06 PM (CIS44)

Playing catch is another 2.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer a

well thats 10 right there and we havent even mentioned boobs yet.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 01:08 PM (CIS44)

373 Southern accent +2 minimum

Posted by: Most guys at September 19, 2024 01:08 PM (DobEs)

374 Pooky pointed out a way to stop this immediately: "Okay, you're an [animal]. Well, you get all the rights of that animal, which are none."
Posted by: please don't dump pookysgirl in the forest

And dogs and cats aren't admitted to school. Problem solved!

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 19, 2024 01:08 PM (VGRuw)

375 I noted this the other day, but it's worth repeating. Kamala is looking more and more run down as the campaign goes on.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 19, 2024 01:00 PM

When she's not in public view, I'm sure they have her locked in a room doing everything they can to put SOMETHING of value in her empty head.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 01:08 PM (IXZGh)

376 I'm only posting this to reinforce what you said. I advise everyone not to look unless turkey neck is your kink:

https://is.gd/IpZ5Ww

/ NTTAWWT Everything is wrong with that.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2024 01:06 PM (RKVpM)

If someone told you that Harris was descended from ET, would that photo convince you?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 19, 2024 01:08 PM (ExV1e)

377 well thats 10 right there and we havent even mentioned boobs yet.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 01:08 PM (CIS44)

That should up points for us men here, doesn't it?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2024 01:09 PM (N39Ws)

378
Using a toilet?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 19, 2024 01:07 PM (XxL0Y)

Training a stupid cat to use one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 01:09 PM (IXZGh)

379 373 Southern accent +2 minimum

Posted by: Most guys at September 19, 2024 01:08 PM (DobEs)

My first southern encounter, downtown Raleigh on a Saturday night.

I fell in love about 90 times.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 01:09 PM (KbCG3)

380 >>>Sun dress with a pony tail out of a ball cap gets you to 5, ladies.

>>>A smile puts you at 6.

>>>playing guitar gets you another 2

>>>Playing catch is another 2.

>>>Southern accent +2 minimum

It should be mentioned that there is a limit these plus modifiers can attain.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 01:10 PM (i24o9)

381 Sun dress with a pony tail out of a ball cap gets you to 5, ladies.

-
Chantilly lace and a pretty face
And a pony tail a-hangin' down
That wiggle in the walk
And giggle in the talk
Makes the world go 'round
There ain't nothin' in the world
Like a big-eyed girl
That makes me act so funny
Make me spend my money
Make me feel real loose, like a long necked goose
Like a girl, oh baby, that's what I like

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 19, 2024 01:10 PM (L/fGl)

382 Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2024 01:06 PM (RKVpM)

She's looking like five miles of bad road paved with broken beer bottles.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 19, 2024 01:10 PM (4XwPj)

383 Some idiot in a "Cats for Kamala" t-shirt approached me at the pedestrian crossing light and asked me, quite loudly who I was voting for. I looked at him and said in a loud voice, "You have herpes? Why in the world are you telling this to a complete stranger? What is wrong with you?" and walked away.
Nurse Ratched

You are my hero

Posted by: Cheri at September 19, 2024 01:10 PM (oiNtH)

384 A soulful singing voice is worth 2 to 3 points.

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2024 01:11 PM (LCr8f)

385 In a first-of-its-kind case in Scotland, a school pupil has been allowed to identify as a wolf . . .
*
Pooky pointed out a way to stop this immediately: "Okay, you're an [animal]. Well, you get all the rights of that animal, which are none."
Posted by: please don't dump pookysgirl in the forest at September 19, 2024

***
Helicopter, rifle, some assembly required

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Horrified by What he Sees at the Mall at September 19, 2024 01:11 PM (J2vNu)

386 Southern accent +2 minimum

Posted by: Most guys

I reckon thats a bit low

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 01:11 PM (CIS44)

387 I'm only posting this to reinforce what you said. I advise everyone not to look unless turkey neck is your kink:

https://is.gd/IpZ5Ww

Lizard person confirmed?!?!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 19, 2024 01:11 PM (JCZqz)

388
She's looking like five miles of bad road paved with broken beer bottles.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 19, 2024 01:10 PM (4XwPj)

FM 2164 littered with Coors Light and Keystone Light cans.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 01:11 PM (IXZGh)

389 If someone told you that Harris was descended from ET, would that photo convince you?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 19, 2024 01:08 PM (ExV1e)

We need a paid troll to go around and dog her at every appearance. "Phone home!"

I'd put it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 01:11 PM (i24o9)

390 A girl can be a butterface with a mediocre body, and if she embraces her femininity and smiles, that is probably worth at least a couple of points on the 1-10 scale.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 01:01 PM (i24o9)

Butterface only exists with a great body -- as in "great body, but her face..."

Posted by: Doof at September 19, 2024 01:11 PM (RhGG0)

391 It should be mentioned that there is a limit these plus modifiers can attain.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 01:10 PM (i24o9)
---
Oh, sure. Bring math into the equation!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 19, 2024 01:11 PM (7fElN)

392 Does not matter what they say on CNN, Harris has had these commercials on the radio here in SE Michigan (and I imagine in every "swing" state) for weeks scaring the crap out of people about what President Trump will do in his second term with Project 2025 policies.

Harris-Walz 2024 - Control

https://bit.ly/3XrSMrl

"Project 2025. A 922-page blueprint to make Donald Trump the most powerful President ever.

Overhauling the Department of Justice. Giving Trump the unchecked power to seek vengeance.

Eliminating the Department of Education. And defunding K-12 schools.

Requiring the government to monitor women's pregnancies. And severe cuts to Medicare and Social Security.

Donald Trump may try to deny it. But those are Donald Trump's plans."

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 19, 2024 01:11 PM (P5BPp)

393 >>>Add an ankle bracelet

You know what they say about a married woman wearing a bracelet on her right ankle...

Posted by: one hour sober at September 19, 2024 01:11 PM (Y1sOo)

394 . . .There ain't nothin' in the world
Like a big-eyed girl
That makes me act so funny
Make me spend my money
Make me feel real loose, like a long necked goose
Like a girl, oh baby, that's what I like
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 19, 2024

***
"Pick you up at eight? And don't be late?
You gotta be jokin', woman.
I thought you might pick *me* up at eight and don't be late."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Horrified by What he Sees at the Mall at September 19, 2024 01:12 PM (J2vNu)

395 This is like Hillary calling for anyone spreading 'disinformation' to be jailed. Like the Steele Dossier you nasty witch? Why yes, I agree, you should be jailed.

Posted by: Cheri at September 19, 2024 01:12 PM (oiNtH)

396 So, if I get Stacey Abrams in a sundress and ball cap with ponytail playing baseball and talking with her amazing Southern accent....she's a 10? Lol

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 19, 2024 01:12 PM (JCZqz)

397 Southern accent +2 minimum

Posted by: Most guys

I reckon thats a bit low
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 01:11 PM (CIS44)
----------
Hannah Barron is cute as a button. The Deep South accent puts her off the scale.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 19, 2024 01:12 PM (VdhcA)

398 Sun dress with a pony tail out of a ball cap gets you to 5, ladies.

A smile puts you at 6.

This ain't hard.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer a

playing guitar gets you another 2
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 01:06 PM (CIS44)

Playing catch is another 2.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer a

well thats 10 right there and we havent even mentioned boobs yet.
Posted by: BruceWayne
......

What does no bra get her?

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2024 01:12 PM (v0R5T)

399 396 So, if I get Stacey Abrams in a sundress and ball cap with ponytail playing baseball and talking with her amazing Southern accent....she's a 10? Lol

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 19, 2024 01:12 PM (JCZqz)

In her case, a sun dress means a dress large enough to fit around the sun.

No points.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 01:13 PM (KbCG3)

400 Donald Trump may try to deny it. But those are Donald Trump's plans."
Posted by: Clyde Shelton a

Stop stop I can only vote for him so hard.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 01:13 PM (CIS44)

401 Pooky pointed out a way to stop this immediately: "Okay, you're an [animal]. Well, you get all the rights of that animal, which are none."
Posted by: please don't dump pookysgirl in the forest

Send the cops to the kid's house everytime a chicken is killed or a pet goes missing.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 19, 2024 01:13 PM (2lYIQ)

402
"Project 2025. A 922-page blueprint to make Donald Trump the most powerful President ever.

Overhauling the Department of Justice. Giving Trump the unchecked power to seek vengeance.

Eliminating the Department of Education. And defunding K-12 schools.

Requiring the government to monitor women's pregnancies. And severe cuts to Medicare and Social Security.

Donald Trump may try to deny it. But those are Donald Trump's plans."
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 19, 2024 01:11 PM (P5BPp)

He's lying about that to get elected. But we're not lying about anything to get elected.

I look forward to Judgement Day with these pricks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 01:13 PM (IXZGh)

403 So all of a sudden today's polls say everyone loves Kamala... I'm not buying it....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2024 01:13 PM (IyPmt)

404 What does no bra get her?
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2024

***
MY phone number!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Horrified by What he Sees at the Mall at September 19, 2024 01:13 PM (J2vNu)

405 So, if I get Stacey Abrams in a sundress and ball cap with ponytail playing baseball and talking with her amazing Southern accent....she's a 10? Lol
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar

Sure. Now we start with the negative modifiers.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 01:14 PM (CIS44)

406 398

What does no bra get her?
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2024 01:12 PM (v0R5T)

Dinner.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2024 01:14 PM (N39Ws)

407 392 "Project 2025. A 922-page blueprint to make Donald Trump the most powerful President ever.

Overhauling the Department of Justice. Giving Trump the unchecked power to seek vengeance.

Eliminating the Department of Education. And defunding K-12 schools.

Requiring the government to monitor women's pregnancies. And severe cuts to Medicare and Social Security.

Donald Trump may try to deny it. But those are Donald Trump's plans."
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 19, 2024 01:11 PM (P5BPp)

=======

They're playing that exact same ad in NC. They're also playing ads where Trump talks about revenge.

I'm really wondering how effective these things are. I mean...I don't think ads are all that effective in general, but including the line that Trump denies it is...odd.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 19, 2024 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

408 397 Southern accent +2 minimum

Posted by: Most guys

I reckon thats a bit low
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 01:11 PM (CIS44)
----------
Hannah Barron is cute as a button. The Deep South accent puts her off the scale.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 19, 2024 01:12 PM (VdhcA)

An easygoing nature is worth a million points.

Trouble is, you only find that out after it's too late.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 01:14 PM (KbCG3)

409 It should be mentioned that there is a limit these plus modifiers can attain.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder

I don't get it.

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at September 19, 2024 01:14 PM (DgGvY)

410 Butterface only exists with a great body -- as in "great body, but her face..."

Posted by: Doof at September 19, 2024 01:11 PM (RhGG0)

It's a sliding scale. Inverse relationship. Better the body, worse the face can be. Worse the body, very little wiggle room.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 01:14 PM (i24o9)

411
What does no bra get her?
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2024 01:12 PM (v0R5T)

An offer of beads.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 01:14 PM (IXZGh)

412 I'm only posting this to reinforce what you said. I advise everyone not to look unless turkey neck is your kink:

https://is.gd/IpZ5Ww

/ NTTAWWT Everything is wrong with that.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
......

BOTCHED

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2024 01:14 PM (v0R5T)

413 So, if I get Stacey Abrams in a sundress and ball cap with ponytail playing baseball and talking with her amazing Southern accent....she's a 10? Lol
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar

Sure. Now we start with the negative modifiers.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Oh....the no bra thing others just brought up?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 19, 2024 01:15 PM (JCZqz)

414 I can't believe Kamala is up by 2.
WTF?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 19, 2024 01:15 PM (elaR+)

415 Surprised bess there

Posted by: Gonzotx at September 19, 2024 01:15 PM (YjECI)

416 What does no bra get her?
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2024

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 01:15 PM (i24o9)

417 It's a sliding scale. Inverse relationship. Better the body, worse the face can be. Worse the body, very little wiggle room.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 01:14 PM (i24o9)
----------
And then you get into Lena Hyena territory...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 19, 2024 01:16 PM (VdhcA)

418 Pooky pointed out a way to stop this immediately: "Okay, you're an [animal]. Well, you get all the rights of that animal, which are none."
Posted by: please don't dump pookysgirl in the forest

Send the cops to the kid's house everytime a chicken is killed or a pet goes missing.
Posted by: Stu Podaso

Has to be chained up outside no matter what the weather is and thrown raw meat for lunch.

Posted by: Cheri at September 19, 2024 01:16 PM (oiNtH)

419 So all of a sudden today's polls say everyone loves Kamala... I'm not buying it....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2024 01:13 PM (IyPmt)

Its the sympathy vote. don't worry, she will be much more attractive when she finally sheds her skin.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2024 01:16 PM (D7oie)

420 I can't believe Kamala is up by 2.
WTF?
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale
......

It's that purty neck.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2024 01:17 PM (v0R5T)

421 It's that purty neck.
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2024 01:17 PM (v0R5T)

And her brilliant oratory

Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2024 01:17 PM (IyPmt)

422 I can't believe Kamala is up by 2.
WTF?
Posted by: Erebus-

Did she wear a ponytail through a ballcap?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 01:18 PM (CIS44)

423 Southern accent +2 minimum
Posted by: Most guys

Nearly any accent except Joisy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 01:18 PM (v6JzV)

424 Harris not only won't disclose her own plans, she falsely attributes the 2025 Project thing to Trump.

She did it in the debate, and Trump said he had nothing to do with it. The plan was by Heritage Foundation iirc.

But they just keep repeating the lies, while Kamala avoids interviews, especially tough interviews.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2024 01:18 PM (Cus5s)

425 I can't believe Kamala is up by 2.
WTF?
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 19, 2024 01:15 PM (elaR+)

She buses people in to attend her rallies. Trump just filled Nassau Coliseum and the only buses were for his entourage.

She ain't up shit. Schitts Creek, maybe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 01:18 PM (IXZGh)

426 422 I can't believe Kamala is up by 2.
WTF?
Posted by: Erebus-

Did she wear a ponytail through a ballcap?
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 01:18 PM (CIS44)

"How do you think she got me?" - "Dougie"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 01:18 PM (KbCG3)

427 I can't believe Kamala is up by 2.
WTF?
Posted by: Erebus

She puts out.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 01:18 PM (i24o9)

428
Nearly any accent except Joisy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 01:18 PM (v6JzV)

I can tolerate Jersey LONG before Boston......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 01:19 PM (IXZGh)

429 I can't believe Kamala is up by 2.
WTF?
Posted by: Erebus-

Did she wear a ponytail through a ballcap?
Posted by: BruceWayne

Pigtails are easier to handle.

Posted by: Willie Brown at September 19, 2024 01:19 PM (DgGvY)

430 Project 2025. A 922-page blueprint to make Donald Trump the most powerful President ever.

Overhauling the Department of Justice. Giving Trump the unchecked power to seek vengeance.

Eliminating the Department of Education. And defunding K-12 schools.

Requiring the government to monitor women's pregnancies. And severe cuts to Medicare and Social Security.

Donald Trump may try to deny it. But those are Donald Trump's plans."

----------

Remember it's ALL Projection

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2024 01:20 PM (LCr8f)

431
So all of a sudden today's polls say everyone loves Kamala... I'm not buying it....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2024 01:13 PM

Don't fall for it for a minute. Rasmussen has Kamala at 44% while Biden's approval rating is also exactly 44%. Hell of a coincidence.

Only the hardest of the hardest core are voting for another four years of a shit sandwich. Rasmussen has Trump at 52% which would have the leftist tears flowing on Election Night before the last polls close*.

* Subject to shenanigans.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2024 01:20 PM (RKVpM)

432 Nood Iranian collusion

Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2024 01:20 PM (DgGvY)

433 428
Nearly any accent except Joisy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 01:18 PM (v6JzV)

I can tolerate Jersey LONG before Boston......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 01:19 PM (IXZGh)

Boston accent: Hey, I know I'm stupid but I want everyone else to know I'm stupid.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 01:20 PM (KbCG3)

434 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 01:18 PM (v6JzV)

Sorry; Thete is no one accent in NJ. I sound nothing like actors from "Jersey Shore" People from Warren County also sound nothing like people from Jersey City. Who don't sound like people from Cumberland County. It's like suggesting the actress who played the Nanny - Fran Dreschlet sounds like that in real life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2024 01:23 PM (buhex)

435 392 "Project 2025. A 922-page blueprint to make Donald Trump the most powerful President ever.

and they end the ad with "he'll get the power. We'll pay the price."

I can't help but yell "that's the freaking point!" every time I hear that ad. (I realize Trump has nothing to do with Project 2025, but I love hearing them shoot themselves in the foot with it)

Posted by: t-bird at September 19, 2024 01:24 PM (KfN19)

436
***
I can't believe Kamala is up by 2.
WTF?
***

She sux.

Posted by: Phrasing? at September 19, 2024 01:24 PM (DobEs)

437
In the mid-80s, I was going through water survival refresher at NAS Lemoore. There were about 20 of us.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 19, 2024 12:48 PM (Y1sOo)

Water survival refresher, at Lemoore? *snort* That place is practically a desert.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 19, 2024 01:24 PM (y9nCu)

438 I would prefer Biden not assume room temperature prior to the election. Would give Kommiela possible sympathy votes and she could also lie about being 180 degrees from Biden without rebuttal from the Oval Office.

Posted by: Mikey Likey at September 19, 2024 01:27 PM (QCvQV)

439 Who is the black Peter Griffin and why is he wear a brillo pad on his head?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 19, 2024 01:28 PM (wBaIH)

440 They're playing that exact same ad in NC. They're also playing ads where Trump talks about revenge.

I'm really wondering how effective these things are. I mean...I don't think ads are all that effective in general, but including the line that Trump denies it is...odd.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 19, 2024 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

what is effective is "vision of the future" and open honesty.

Kamala's is that things will continue as they are and you will get revenge, and eventually we will come to terms with the financials but you have to be patient because social change is painful

Trump's seems to be that you will be able to buy eggs and a home and we will make sure you can be safe

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2024 01:28 PM (D7oie)

441 325...Pooky pointed out a way to stop this immediately: "Okay, you're an [animal]. Well, you get all the rights of that animal, which are none."
Posted by: please don't dump pookysgirl in the forest at September 19, 2024 01:00 PM (dtlDP)

...here's your collar, chain, and water bowl.

Posted by: Question Authority Pirate at September 19, 2024 01:30 PM (Rbu5d)

442 @407

>>I'm really wondering how effective these things are.

There is no such animal as an true independent voter that is a will of the wisp and will vote for any old candidate based on the issues.

The divide is hard partisan vs soft partisan and can something either motivate him to get off his ass to vote or if he can be demotivated and stay home.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 19, 2024 01:31 PM (XV/Pl)

443 There is a Spider Robinson book where he relates this story of a guy he knew who was at a party where there was this girl sitting alone. So he walks up behind her, whips it out and lays it on her shoulder and says "What do you think that is?" She answers "It looks like a penis, but its too small to be one."

I laughed when I read that story because I had heard it from the girl who it happened to, the Monday after the party. She was one of my sales girls. The reason I bring it up is she looked amazingly like that pager sales girl. And yes, she led the company in sales.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 19, 2024 02:28 PM (Da7Vv)

444 Now known as Hez-ah- no balls

my screed:
the media, esp the so-called "right wing" media needs to start addressing policy and state rep positions!

Joe got booted b/c the donors stopped giving Nan money- the money needed for other people running, not for for Joe- shine some light on these people and policies!

Posted by: ache in my at September 19, 2024 03:10 PM (ez10z)

445 Obamas Crimes are many and Treasons just one of them

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 19, 2024 04:18 PM (wGqjj)

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