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"It Appears War is Here:" Israel May Be Preparing for Ground Invasion of Hezballah's Strongholds in Southern Lebanon

Before that: The comms bombs, the Beep Beep Booms, are hitting Hezballah where it hurts: in their bad-seed groins.

Paging all terrorists!

Thousands of Hezbollah terrorists were injured in southern Lebanon on Tuesday when their new pagers all simultaneously exploded -- causing horrifying wounds to their groins and hands as the devices detonated on their belts and in their pockets.

Lebanese officials said 2,800 people were injured and nine killed in what Hezbollah officials claimed was an attack by Israel.


Hezbollah -- a Lebanese militant group that the US has designated as a terrorist organization -- confirmed the wide-ranging attack on its operatives, including fighters and medics. One official, speaking on the condition of anonymity, called it the "biggest security breach" since the group began its near-daily attacks on Israel on Oct. 8.

The devices that detonated were all the latest models acquired by Hezbollah in recent months. They were distributed to members after Hezbollah's leader warned his fighters not to carry cell phones -- telling them they could be used to track their movements or carry out targeted strikes.

L-O-L.

What a bunch of dickless buffoons.

Israel's cabinet approves sending an elite force north to the southern Lebannon border.

As many suspected and feared, this deadly two-day Israeli covert operation to blow up Hezbollah pagers, walkie-talkies, and small electronic devices was but preparation for a likely Israeli military ground operation in southern Lebanon. It appears war is here. According to breaking news wires:


Israeli cabinet has given PM Netanyahu and Defence Minister Gallant the authorization to undertake military action against Hezbollah -- even if it leads to an all-out war.

So far the second day of explosions across Beirut and Lebanon have led to 14 killed and 450 wounded, but the casualty toll could be much higher.

Defense Minister Gallant has also declared a "new phase" of operations against Hezbollah along northern Israel...

Southern Lebanon is dominated by Hezballah. It's almost a separate province of Lebanon.

It's a poor area of the country. The rest of Lebanon has to send it aid. Of course, this aid is not marked as coming from the Lebanese government nor the various sectarian factions that are kind enough to provide charity to their poor southern cousins. This aid is re-boxed into crates stamped "Hezballah" and distributed from Hezballah-marked relief centers. So the poor, backwards population thinks that Hezballah is providing the charity.

You know, I imagine, that Hamas does the same thing with UN-provided aid in Gaza. As far as the Gazans know, what little charitable aide that gets distributed their (the fraction which isn't seized by Hamas itself) is provided by Hamas.

Based on my limited knowledge -- just a week-long junket meeting Lebanese politicians -- Hezballah is not well-liked in Lebanon, except in the south. Hezballah participates in violence against other factions in Lebanon, and of course they periodically start wars with Israel, which then causes the rest of Lebanon to come under counter-fire.

I've asked why the rest of Lebanon just doesn't declare southern Lebanon its own country and let them fuck off. The answer I got is something like: Although Hezballah is a violent, backwards, trouble-making part of the Lebanese family, they're still part of the Lebanese family, even if they occasionally shoot up the rest of the family and drag the rest of the family into their endless wars.

I really wish Lebanon would declare itself independent and separate from southern Lebanon. There are multiple Christian factions, a Druze faction, and a Sunni Muslim faction in the north, and they all manage to get along relatively well. Yes, there are ethnic tensions -- it turns out that America is not the only country in the world where differing racial and religious factions experience tensions and stress between them -- but they generally get along without too much strife.

On the other hand, there is the Hezballah-controlled south, which is an armed camp funded by Iran for all practical purposes.


By the way, you'll never guess what the White House Press Corps' take on the highly-targeted Comms Bombs campaign is.

Or, I guess, you probably will:

Katie Pavlich
@KatiePavlich

To nobody's surprise, the White House press corps is very mad about the pagers.


A little joke sent to me by @dreaboi: Bibi is adopting a Kamala Harris-type vagueness.


kamalaanswerbibi.jpeg

LOL:

Posted by: Ace at 06:38 PM




Comments

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1 SPONGE!

Posted by: Flyguy at September 18, 2024 06:38 PM (HA1lM)

2 Good. Finish it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 18, 2024 06:38 PM (2UnvF)

3 Third!

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 18, 2024 06:39 PM (+oR7L)

4 Katie Pavlich
@KatiePavlich
To nobody's surprise, the White House press corps is very mad about the pagers.

Tell me one of them had a Kaboom Pager.

Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 18, 2024 06:40 PM (FnneF)

5 Woman got Moxie… me like..

Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2024 06:40 PM (PCK5/)

6
Well now would be the time to strike.

1 Communications are down amongst hezbollah
2 Many hezbollah are hurt due to pager/electronics detonation
3 Chaos

Israel softened them up good. Now destroy them.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 18, 2024 06:41 PM (+oR7L)

7
Hezbollah seen using string and empty soup cans to make communication aids.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 18, 2024 06:43 PM (+oR7L)

8 Blinken is running around screaming " no escalation" and shitting his pants

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 06:43 PM (I1GXe)

9 Code Pink

"Killed an 8 year old and and 11 year old"

Something kids get younger something each retelling something

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 18, 2024 06:43 PM (hB7mE)

10 I don't think Hageman was joking, bucko. Paging Code Pink.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 18, 2024 06:43 PM (sRfrW)

11 Harriet is a great improvement over the Cheney spawn. And leftist assholes have no sense of humor or proportion.

Posted by: huerfano at September 18, 2024 06:43 PM (VGOMa)

12

Paging Dr Bombay

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2024 06:43 PM (NtVYv)

13 How many contact entries do you think John Kerry's intern will have to delete from his phone after this?

Posted by: Flyguy at September 18, 2024 06:44 PM (HA1lM)

14 >>> 8 Blinken is running around screaming " no escalation" and shitting his pants
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 06:43 PM (I1GXe)

Hmm, so that means he did not have a "special" pager.

*sad face*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 18, 2024 06:44 PM (FnneF)

15 Ain't a place hot enough in hell for Medea Benjamin.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 06:45 PM (I1GXe)

16 What possible difference could her opinion have on the prosecution of defensive war in Israel? Code Pink are a waste of air.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 18, 2024 06:45 PM (sRfrW)

17 Just in time for the election. Your turn, Ukraine. I'm surprised nothing is happening in Taiwan.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2024 06:45 PM (hnMW+)

18 For Pete's sake Israel, don't terrorize the terrorists, it is bad manners, or something.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2024 06:45 PM (UprOq)

19 Stolen from somewhere elseblog:

Hezballess

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 18, 2024 06:45 PM (FnneF)

20 Hey Habibi, I thought you were not Hezbollah ?

Where are your nuts ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2024 06:46 PM (NtVYv)

21 Ys I noticed the media is VERY butt hurt terrorists are being terrorized

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2024 06:46 PM (HJ9BW)

22 Anyone heard from Valerie Jarret lately? She still have all her fingers?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 18, 2024 06:46 PM (2UnvF)

23 The media are happy with constant low intensity war, countless Israeli civilians dead, but oh my, when an ally wants to actually win? No way. Things might get messy and they would have to declare their loyalties.

Posted by: PJU at September 18, 2024 06:46 PM (RRCAT)

24 >>> 22 Anyone heard from Valerie Jarret lately? She still have all her fingers?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 18, 2024 06:46 PM (2UnvF)

HA!

How about John Brennan?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 18, 2024 06:46 PM (FnneF)

25 There is a story floating around about Seal Team 6 and Taiwan but it hasn't gotten any traction yet.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 06:47 PM (I1GXe)

26 Paging all terrorists!

Ha. Did the NY Post do that? It's very good.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2024 06:47 PM (hnMW+)

27 Valerie Jarret… had not thought about Rat Face in a long time…

Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2024 06:47 PM (PCK5/)

28 The location of those pagers, it seems mostly in pockets or on the waist, cause some very nasty femoral and iliac bleeds that are hard to stop. Enough so that if you don’t know how to pack a wound you bleed out.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2024 06:47 PM (paWNQ)

29 Just in time for the election. Your turn, Ukraine.

==

Parade in Moscow, any minute now.

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2024 06:47 PM (V13WU)

30 And I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

free ballin

Posted by: Achmed Petty at September 18, 2024 06:47 PM (2UnvF)

31 So as wrong and stupid it is to support Hamas by saying that they got their land taken away, it offers a very very thin veneer of justification.

But Hezbellah is in Lebanon, cripes they've taken over areas that aren't theirs! So I guess it's good to see the next round of terrorist support for them because there is no veneer at all. I mean, the masks are already off, but this will leave no doubt.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2024 06:48 PM (NMT5x)

32 "The media are happy with constant low intensity war, countless Israeli civilians dead, but oh my, when an ally wants to actually win? No way. Things might get messy and they would have to declare their loyalties.
Posted by: PJU at September 18, 2024 06:46 PM"

It's easier for everyone to hear when you're standing on a pile of corpses ~MSM Newscaster (proabably)

Posted by: Flyguy at September 18, 2024 06:48 PM (HA1lM)

33


Hezbollah. Buzz 'n Hollar!!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 06:48 PM (x0n13)

34 Next time they need to add glitter to their bombs. No need to add fart spray as these hard boys invariably shit themselves.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 18, 2024 06:49 PM (wBaIH)

35 I bet the fairy in that video who was all "you're joking about devices injuring or killing me" was very upset Trump dodged a bullet.

Posted by: Jay in PA at September 18, 2024 06:49 PM (i7Q7S)

36 Are the cedars of Lebanon are now being used to fuel smoke signals.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2024 06:49 PM (cFR7u)

37 So the media is on the side of terrorists and Trumps would be assassins.

I think I have all the information I need.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at September 18, 2024 06:49 PM (JKuOo)

38 I love it so much.

Pagers explode -> Oh no, switch to the radios!
Radios explode -> Well, shit.

So what do they do now? Switch back to the cell phones they fear are being used to track them? Go entirely low tech with messengers? What if your messengers are being tracked?

This is going to slow down messaging, increase the fog of war, increase distrust of their remaining coms systems, and most importantly of all, a lot of their key people have been grievously injured or killed.

Amazing. Well done, Israel.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 06:49 PM (Odg76)

39 Katie Pavlich
@KatiePavlich
To nobody's surprise, the White House press corps is very mad about the pagers.
_______
They need some of their own.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2024 06:50 PM (1bNHn)

40 >>So what do they do now?


Human Couriers. Like Afghanistan and Iraq.

'Civilians' on Motorcycles...in Ambulances...etc.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2024 06:50 PM (i+/BD)

41 Reuters: "Lebanese armed group"

Just can't write "Islamic Terrorists" can you, Reuters?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 18, 2024 06:51 PM (PiwSw)

42 > "Killed an 8 year old and and 11 year old"

1. I don't trust their claims.
2. If Israel managed to kill/maim/grievously injure thousands of Hez key people and ONLY killed two innocents, that's a fabulous success.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 06:51 PM (Odg76)

43 How many contact entries do you think John Kerry's intern will have to delete from his phone after this?

Wonder how many of those pages came from Washington. Did Israel "leak" the invasion plans to the US? It's like throwing a ping-pong ball into a room full of mouse traps.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2024 06:51 PM (hnMW+)

44


Carrier pigeons go boom! Attention Springfield Haitians, it's raining fowl, in the Bekaa Valley! Hallelujah!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 06:52 PM (x0n13)

45 The Iranian PM to Lebanon losing an eye and his vision in the other is just the Cherry on top.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2024 06:52 PM (i+/BD)

46 You know, I imagine, that Hamas does the same thing with UN-provided aid in Gaza. As far as the Gazans know, what little charitable aide that gets distributed their (the fraction which isn't seized by Hamas itself) is provided by Hamas.

this is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: fang fang at September 18, 2024 06:52 PM (sGtp+)

47 Human Couriers. Like Afghanistan and Iraq.

'Civilians' on Motorcycles...in Ambulances...etc.

Good. Israel can watch the courier traffic patterns to find key comms centers.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 06:52 PM (Odg76)

48
Remind me again why it was so important we invade Syria? Apart from the "chemical weapons" lies.

It seems like Assad and Syria have been behaving like angels for the past 10 years.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 18, 2024 06:53 PM (2y6mw)

49 Tonite's Goat Freak-Off Canceled -

Thanks Todd!

Posted by: Hezballah Signage at September 18, 2024 06:53 PM (i+/BD)

50 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 06:53 PM (Zz0t1)

51 Lebanese officials said 2,800 people were injured and nine killed in what Hezbollah officials claimed was an attack by Israel.




Damn good thing they have socialized medicine!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 06:53 PM (Zz0t1)

52 When @RepHageman saw Code Pink today, she asked ...

That looks disturbingly like Al Franken in drag.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2024 06:54 PM (hnMW+)

53 Whoa Hageman to Code Stink was brutal.. and very funny...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 18, 2024 06:54 PM (mGdQO)

54 Soothsayer, you mean other than the Iranian missile depots and munitions plants?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 06:54 PM (I1GXe)

55 Are you single tonight? A lot of hot girls waiting for you -- www.Nu21.eu

Posted by: Tenna at September 18, 2024 06:54 PM (+NzPf)

56 Morse code …

Semafor flags …

Lanterns in the Chirch house windows …

Posted by: Adriane the Just Sayin Critic . . . at September 18, 2024 06:55 PM (TX4bP)

57 Ys I noticed the media is VERY butt hurt terrorists are being terrorized

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2024 06:46 PM (HJ9BW)

Not sure this counts as terrorism. This seems to be a precision strike against military commanders, not a general attack on civilians for political reasons.

Posted by: pookysgirl, wondering about definitions at September 18, 2024 06:55 PM (dtlDP)

58 Ace, you wrote in your intro -

"I really wish Lebanon would declare itself independent and separate from southern Lebanon. There are multiple Christian factions, a Druze faction, and a Sunni Muslim faction in the north, and they all manage to get along relatively well. Yes, there are ethnic tensions -- it turns out that America is not the only country in the world where differing racial and religious factions experience tensions and stress between them -- but they generally get along without too much strife."

"On the other hand, there is the Hezballah-controlled south, which is an armed camp funded by Iran for all practical purposes."

So, here are a few questions. What stops Iran/Hezballah from dominating more of Lebanon today? What would stop them from moving into and dominating areas north of their current area, if they retreat north to escape significant casualties when the IDF invades? Or stop them from retreating into Syria for a while then slowly re-occupying Southern Lebanon? Is there any way to get rid of Hezballah and Hamas without ending Iranian funding and armaments to them?

Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2024 06:55 PM (aBgBM)

59 Wen in the Brattleboro Ladies Auxhilliary and Pet Rescues are very concerned about these xpolding phones taking the eating of the pets of the people that live there out of the news.

Posted by: Mary Clogenstien of Brattleboro Ve at September 18, 2024 06:55 PM (vFG9F)

60 Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 18, 2024 06:53 PM (2y6mw)

Deep state gotta deep state. Anything to keep the Forever War machine moving.

Posted by: thathalfrican - steady mobbing at September 18, 2024 06:55 PM (eZwyX)

61 Syria was a trap we made for ourselves when we aligned with the Kurds. At least, that is how I remember it.

It was also a convenient excuse for John McCain to Found and Arm ISIS.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2024 06:55 PM (i+/BD)

62 55 Are you single tonight? A lot of hot girls waiting for you -- www.Nu21.eu
Posted by: Tenna at September 18, 2024 06:54 PM (+NzPf)



Is your first name Ann?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 06:55 PM (x0n13)

63
Lebanese officials said 2,800 people were injured and nine killed in what Hezbollah officials claimed was an attack by Israel.

Translation: 28 people injured and none killed, or one killed. Maybe by Israel's handiwork.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 18, 2024 06:56 PM (2y6mw)

64 When @RepHageman saw Code Pink today, she asked them "Do you have your pagers with you?" 🤣 pic.twitter.com/AdMfbMysVj

— Stu (@thestustustudio) September 18, 2024


Well, you ARE a terrorist organization.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 06:56 PM (Zz0t1)

65 I did not have exploding pagers on my bingo card.

But I also did not have "Fetterman's brain recovers to become smarter than 99% of Democrats" on there either.

Posted by: Splunge at September 18, 2024 06:56 PM (hmKaK)

66 59 Wen in the Brattleboro Ladies Auxhilliary and Pet Rescues are very concerned about these xpolding phones taking the eating of the pets of the people that live there out of the news.
Posted by: Mary Clogenstien of Brattleboro Ve at September 18, 2024 06:55 PM (vFG9F)



Mary, the Haitians can help here!!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 06:56 PM (x0n13)

67 Are you single tonight? A lot of hot girls waiting for you -- www.Nu21.eu
Posted by: Tenna at September 18, 2024 06:54 PM (+NzPf)

----------------------

I'm single and lonely! Do you think the girls will be ok with me not having a dick though?

Posted by: Achmed at September 18, 2024 06:56 PM (2UnvF)

68 I like Hageman a lot. But when they give out the death numbers the muzzies claim, we should call them "baseless" and "without evidence."

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2024 06:56 PM (1bNHn)

69 > Is your first name Ann?

Last name DollaBill.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 06:56 PM (Odg76)

70 When do we get a detailed injury report of each individual?

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 18, 2024 06:57 PM (mGdQO)

71
Hezbollah does not have the testicular fortitude to fight right now.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 18, 2024 06:57 PM (+oR7L)

72 Are you single tonight? A lot of hot girls waiting for you
Posted by: Tenna at September 18, 2024 06:54 PM (+NzPf)

Is your first name Ann?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

She's a Foura, at best. It's all photoshop and filters.

Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2024 06:58 PM (DgGvY)

73
you mean other than the Iranian missile depots and munitions plants?
Posted by: Ben Had

Well if it's that's the case, then why did the same people who wanted to attack Syria tell us Iran wasn't a threat?

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 18, 2024 06:58 PM (2y6mw)

74


Eliot's Pagers give you front hole!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 06:58 PM (x0n13)

75 When do we get a detailed injury report of each individual?

...and so I hid that pager- up my ass...

Posted by: Christopher Walken at September 18, 2024 06:58 PM (1ilEC)

76 Based on my limited knowledge -- just a week-long junket meeting Lebanese politicians -- Hezballah is not well-liked in Lebanon, except in the south.

I feel that we morons have severely underestimated just how well plugged in our resident genius is.

Posted by: Splunge at September 18, 2024 06:58 PM (hmKaK)

77 The last time Israel tried this, it didn't go so well. Or the time before that. Point being, it's not winnable as it's being fought. It's all fun and games until somebody drops a nuke.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 18, 2024 06:58 PM (MZ+PY)

78 I'm kind of done with 2024. I wish Israel the best, but if I say more I'll probably start to sound like a concern troll. I don't real see an end game here, but hopefully I'm wrong.

Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2024 06:58 PM (q177U)

79 Maybe the activation message was an ad, like "You too can transition, with this one weird trick!".

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2024 07:00 PM (NMT5x)

80 >>Well if it's that's the case, then why did the same people who wanted to attack Syria tell us Iran wasn't a threat?


The Defense Department and the State Department are not on the same page.
You can't view them as two arms of the same body.

The State Department is essentially the UN / WEF.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2024 07:00 PM (i+/BD)

81 Point being, it's not winnable as it's being fought.

Yes, that is exactly the point.

Posted by: Endless War, Inc. at September 18, 2024 07:00 PM (hnMW+)

82 When @RepHageman saw Code Pink today, she asked them "Do you have your pagers with you?"

Old and Busted: Code Pink

New Hotness: Code Pink Mist

Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2024 07:00 PM (DgGvY)

83 71
Hezbollah does not have the testicular fortitude to fight right now.
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 18, 2024 06:57 PM (+oR7L)

Or procreate. Or come out from under the bed.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 18, 2024 07:00 PM (sRfrW)

84 Someday, all of by brain will be free to think.

Right now, 60% is occupied with repeating that one song.

They're eating the dogs (woa woa woa woa)
They're eating the cats (meow meow meow meow)
They're eating the pets
(Harmony) Of the people that live there.

Posted by: Splunge at September 18, 2024 07:01 PM (hmKaK)

85 Rep Hageman, well, that's a woman. Don't know where she's from but I'll vote for her anyway.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 07:01 PM (PS4T+)

86 It's wonderous seeing the wife red-pilled to the point she is believing everything that I have ever said. The veil is slowly lifting.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 18, 2024 07:01 PM (3+vxq)

87 "I don't real see an end game here, but hopefully I'm wrong.
Posted by: Max Power"

It has to hurt. It has to hurt real bad. Bad enough that they don't want to hurt again.

Posted by: fd at September 18, 2024 07:01 PM (vFG9F)

88 Eat.. eat the dog. Eat... eat the cat. Eat the cat.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 18, 2024 07:02 PM (sRfrW)

89 Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2024 06:58 PM (q177U)

I feel brother

Posted by: thathalfrican - steady mobbing at September 18, 2024 07:02 PM (eZwyX)

90 Hezbollah: "We keel you, Zionist pig! over."

Mossad: "FAFO, over and out."

*Boom*

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 18, 2024 07:02 PM (ufFY8)

91 Iran has always been an ankle biting chihuahua until Barky and Merkel elevated them to a regional power.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:02 PM (I1GXe)

92
btw, if Iran has a nuke, and I believe they do have, at least, some sort of very crude nuclear bomb, then isn't now the time they'd use it? Not directly on Israel, but somewhere close, to flex their mohammed muscles.

Iran has biden's State Dept and the UN on their side, right now.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 18, 2024 07:02 PM (2y6mw)

93 >>It's wonderous seeing the wife red-pilled to the point she is believing everything that I have ever said.


But will she admit it?

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2024 07:02 PM (i+/BD)

94 "It's wonderous seeing the wife red-pilled to the point she is believing everything that I have ever said. The veil is slowly lifting.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices"

Everything you ever said? Impossible.

Posted by: fd at September 18, 2024 07:03 PM (vFG9F)

95

I'm proud to say that Hageman is from Wyoming.

She Rocks!!

Posted by: four seasons at September 18, 2024 07:03 PM (3ek7K)

96 91 Iran has always been an ankle biting chihuahua until Barky and Merkel elevated them to a regional power.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:02 PM (I1GXe)

This. (Hi Ben Had!)

Posted by: Splunge at September 18, 2024 07:03 PM (hmKaK)

97 Posted by: Endless War, Inc. at September 18, 2024 07:00 PM (hnMW+)

Someone has to fund the rebuild!

Posted by: BlackRock at September 18, 2024 07:03 PM (eZwyX)

98 If you're in a war (as Israel is), then arranging things such that only your higher level enemy combatants get killed or injured is perhaps the most humane way ever devised to conduct combat. Much better than having thousands die in combat, or carpet bombing of cities, or the many other ways both combatants and civilians die in a major conflict.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 18, 2024 07:04 PM (XMwZJ)

99
In fact, I'd guess Iran will do some "missile testing" in the next few days, to rattle their little sabers.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 18, 2024 07:04 PM (2y6mw)

100 Right now, 60% is occupied with repeating that one song.

You can extend it by messing with the verb

They're grilling the dogs...

Darn that Kifness- it's catchy.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2024 07:04 PM (Rd2/L)

101 >> Iran has always been an ankle biting chihuahua until Barky and Merkel elevated them to a regional power.


They (Iran) aren't the Military Power (Foggy Bottom) that they would have you believe.

Remember The Elite Republican Guard of Iraq?

Yeah...those guys defeated Iran.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2024 07:04 PM (i+/BD)

102 That pager attack took balls. We won't know how many balls, until there's a final count.

Posted by: Splunge at September 18, 2024 07:05 PM (hmKaK)

103 Syria was a trap we made for ourselves when we aligned with the Kurds. At least, that is how I remember it.

It was also a convenient excuse for John McCain to Found and Arm ISIS.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2024 06:55 PM (i+/BD

It was quid pro quo from the Iraq war. Of course we bailed on them. That's how I remember it.

But I also remember McCain being a useful idiot who believed everything he was told. Easy mark.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 18, 2024 07:05 PM (jNAzB)

104 "It's wonderous seeing the wife red-pilled to the point she is believing everything that I have ever said. The veil is slowly lifting.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices"

Everything you ever said? Impossible.
Posted by: fd


As it pertains to politics.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 18, 2024 07:05 PM (3+vxq)

105 >>Everything you ever said? Impossible.


He hides all the rulers.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2024 07:05 PM (i+/BD)

106 "Hezballah fired rockets at Israeli artillery".

Is that what they call Israeli civilians now? Artillery?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 18, 2024 07:05 PM (elaR+)

107 Splunge, hugs to both of you. We still on?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:05 PM (I1GXe)

108
Israel May Be Preparing for Ground Invasion of Hezballah's Strongholds in Southern Lebanon

Didn't they say that about six months ago?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2024 07:06 PM (63Dwl)

109 107 Splunge, hugs to both of you. We still on?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:05 PM (I1GXe)

Oh yes.

Posted by: Splunge at September 18, 2024 07:06 PM (hmKaK)

110 Dr. Bombay is out for the moment, would you like to be connected to Dr. Boomba?
_ receptionist Rodney

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 07:06 PM (PS4T+)

111 So is Hezbollah dickless now? The goats are relieved to hear it.

Posted by: ALH at September 18, 2024 07:07 PM (xJEPL)

112 It's wonderous seeing the wife red-pilled to the point she is believing everything that I have ever said.
Posted by: rickb223

Including "I love you" and "I do"?

Posted by: SFGoth at September 18, 2024 07:07 PM (KAi1n)

113 Everything you ever said? Impossible.


He hides all the rulers.
Posted by: garrett


She fishes. She knows what is and isn't 8 inches.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 18, 2024 07:07 PM (3+vxq)

114 87 "I don't real see an end game here, but hopefully I'm wrong.
Posted by: Max Power

Israel doesn't have to do anything now to disrupt their communication system except start a rumor.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 18, 2024 07:08 PM (jNAzB)

115 My dad had 75% of his digestive tract removed in a much more subtle way.

In an OR.

I just wonder if they've got enough ostomy bags in Lebanon to go around.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:08 PM (Zz0t1)

116
john mccain's legacy is?

a) ISIS, Syria warmongering
b) The fake Steele "dossier"
c) losing Indiana to barack hussein obama in 2008 and being the worst Republican presidential candidate in history
d) All of the above

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 18, 2024 07:08 PM (2y6mw)

117 >>She fishes.


So. She'll appreciate all the Slot Limit jokes taht are about to get posted?

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2024 07:08 PM (i+/BD)

118
e) being the worst pilot in history

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 18, 2024 07:09 PM (2y6mw)

119 It's wonderous seeing the wife red-pilled to the point she is believing everything that I have ever said.
Posted by: rickb223

Including "I love you" and "I do"?
Posted by: SFGoth


She knew that from the start. She didn't believe everything in regards to politics. She's even hearing from liberal friends about how messed up Kamala is.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 18, 2024 07:09 PM (3+vxq)

120 She fishes. She knows what is and isn't 8 inches.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 18, 2024 07:07 PM (3+vxq)

IOW, she knows what to tell her friends she caught...

Posted by: Just Lily at September 18, 2024 07:09 PM (RLLZj)

121 Hezballah is not well-liked in Lebanon, except in the south.

Ace, it doesn't matter. Hezbollah and Iran are becoming the dominant players in Lebanon, and it's only a matter of time before they control the government overtly.

Unless of course those pesky Israelis do something about it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2024 07:09 PM (d9fT1)

122 Splunge, you just made my month.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:09 PM (I1GXe)

123 So. She'll appreciate all the Slot Limit jokes taht are about to get posted?
Posted by: garrett


😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 18, 2024 07:10 PM (3+vxq)

124 She fishes. She knows what is and isn't 8 inches.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 18, 2024 07:07 PM (3+vxq)



Shit......

Posted by: Most Men at September 18, 2024 07:10 PM (Zz0t1)

125 I don't real see an end game here, but hopefully I'm wrong.
Posted by: Max Power

There isn’t one. The 7 Deadly Sins will be with us for eternity.

Posted by: Adriane the Just Sayin Critic . . . at September 18, 2024 07:10 PM (TX4bP)

126 Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Pager

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 18, 2024 07:10 PM (0GbUX)

127 118
e) being the worst pilot in history
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 18, 2024 07:09 PM (2y6mw)

That one.

Posted by: Zombie JFK, Jr. at September 18, 2024 07:10 PM (PiwSw)

128 what Hezbollah officials claimed was an attack by Israel.

Guilty conscience?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 07:10 PM (vqGhi)

129 Why do I expect that the third phase in Israel's efforts is that all smart phones, radio stations, and Hezbollah radios in southern Lebanon will start playing Yoko Ono's greatest hits at the same time?

That might be considered torture, though....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 18, 2024 07:11 PM (VNX3d)

130 They are worried about pagers.

But them rocket barrages are just fine?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2024 07:11 PM (PDf99)

131 "it turns out that America is not the only country in the world where differing racial and religious factions experience tensions and stress between them -- but they generally get along without too much strife."

Yes, the Catholic versus Protestant wars in the USA have been brutal. Pipe bombs, arson, street fights ... ha. No, there are disagreements, but the left/commies infiltrated both sides, though Evangelicals seem to have come out of it the best.

But Europe was surrendered to Muslims, many of which are third world, where rape and murder of the infidel is "Their Culture", and their Cheap Labor factor means the EU corporatism has made their "culture" Holy.

They are in worse shape than U.S., but the terrorist child traffickers flown into the USA are another level of evil. Somehow "Our Betters" have decided they can force our subjugation. tick tock ... Hard Times ahead, it would seem. Maybe an overwhelming Trump Victory would begin a revolution against the globalist terrorists and Their Plan.

We have infiltration in illegals, but for many, their base religion is Catholic. But the gangs we let in do seem to be more voodoo or just full on terrorist gangs.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2024 07:12 PM (Cus5s)

132 >>>To nobody's surprise, the White House press corps is very mad about the pagers.

What's a bunch of austere religious scholars need their dicks for anyway?

Posted by: Comrado Floundero, Demon de la Disinformacion at September 18, 2024 07:12 PM (i24o9)

133 I think membership cards need to get updated.

Mine says here that every thread turns into a movie thread, a food thread, a gun thread, and of course, bewbs.

We can add fish pun thread to this list.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2024 07:12 PM (NMT5x)

134 A guy in Texas got a photo of a Chupacabra on his trail cam. I hope Ace has some Chupas lined up for us tonight on the Cafe.

Posted by: fd at September 18, 2024 07:13 PM (vFG9F)

135 7
Hezbollah seen using string and empty soup cans to make communication aids.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 18, 2024 06:43 PM (+oR7L)
----
Hezbollah seen using empty soup cans and detcord to make instantaneous communication aids.

Posted by: Ciampino - Downunder didn't go Up at September 18, 2024 07:13 PM (qfLjt)

136 OT, but for some reason a question popped into my head this morning: what is the most sickeningly sweet country song ever?

I thought about Faron Young, but most of those are just depressing or about god. Not exactly sweet.

What I came up with was Tim McGraw's Don't Take the Girl.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2024 07:13 PM (PDf99)

137 I think membership cards need to get updated.

Mine says here that every thread turns into a movie thread, a food thread, a gun thread, and of course, bewbs.

We can add fish pun thread to this list.
Posted by: haffhowershower

I think you forgot the otter and penguin threads.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 18, 2024 07:14 PM (VNX3d)

138 "I don't think murder and death is amusing, ma'am."

Oh STFU Code Pink. You only exist because we're too civilized to deal with you the way we should.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2024 07:15 PM (lXCUP)

139 133 We can add fish pun thread to this list.

just for the halibut?

Posted by: anachronda at September 18, 2024 07:15 PM (sGtp+)

140 We can add fish pun thread to this list.
Posted by: haffhowershower


Codswallop !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2024 07:15 PM (NtVYv)

141 A guy in Texas got a photo of a Chupacabra on his trail cam. I hope Ace has some Chupas lined up for us tonight on the Cafe.
Posted by: fd at September 18, 2024 07:13 PM (vFG9F)


With AI now being a thing, everything is therefore fake and nothing is real.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:15 PM (Zz0t1)

142 Well the New Zealand launch was aborted the instant the engines fired. Don't now the reason yet.

Posted by: Ciampino - Downunder didn't go Up today at September 18, 2024 07:15 PM (qfLjt)

143 They're eating the dogs (woa woa woa woa)
They're eating the cats (meow meow meow meow)
They're eating the pets
(Harmony) Of the people that live there.
Posted by: Splunge at September 18, 2024 07:01 PM (hmKaK)

This is our Meowslander Raus.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 07:15 PM (D7oie)

144 With AI now being a thing, everything is therefore fake and nothing is real.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:15 PM (Zz0t1)

You forgot lame and gay, sir.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2024 07:16 PM (PDf99)

145 First attested in 1959, codswallop appears to be a relatively young term, perhaps originating from from wallop (beer), and cod in one of its various senses, perhaps “testicles.” (As in a codpiece.) A 1966 citation in the Oxford English Dictionary spells it cod's wallop.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2024 07:16 PM (NtVYv)

146 First attested in 1959, codswallop appears to be a relatively young term, perhaps originating from from wallop (beer), and cod in one of its various senses, perhaps “testicles.” (As in a codpiece.) A 1966 citation in the Oxford English Dictionary spells it cod's wallop.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2024 07:16 PM (NtVYv)


Attested to testicles

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2024 07:16 PM (NtVYv)

147 I want to make it perfectly clear to Bibi and Invading Southern Lebanon........

"Don't.... Don't.... Don't or Joe Biden will do nothing!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 18, 2024 07:16 PM (BSF0H)

148 141 With AI now being a thing, everything is therefore fake and nothing is real.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:15 PM (Zz0t1)

You mean I can ban it? Cool!

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at September 18, 2024 07:17 PM (hmKaK)

149 wonder if they've got enough ostomy bags in Lebanon to go around.

Looks around at dwindling supplies, hoping Byram healthcare delivery arrives soon. Maybe by Christmas 2025 I'll be all done (one way or the other).

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 07:17 PM (vqGhi)

150 "I don't think murder and death is amusing, ma'am."

Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2024 07:15 PM (lXCUP)


I'll say, What is 'something not heard from any Code Pink chapters anywhere on 10/8 or later?' for $2500.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:17 PM (Zz0t1)

151 As noted by Marcus @28, position of device could cause very life-threatening bleeds. Femoral artery, the quickest way to bleed out. Death toll almost certainly multiples of official public numbers.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2024 07:17 PM (bAH4u)

152 Just popped in to say Donald J. Trump is a guest on Gutfeld! tonight

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2024 07:17 PM (IcuR4)

153
You forgot lame and gay, sir.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2024 07:16 PM (PDf99)


CRAP!!!!!

It's been a long day.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:17 PM (Zz0t1)

154 I received a free Pager from Trump today and I want to thank him for the gift .....

Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 18, 2024 07:17 PM (BSF0H)

155 Hezbollah seen using empty soup cans and detcord to make instantaneous communication aids.
Posted by: Ciampino - Downunder didn't go Up at September 18, 2024 07:13 PM (qfLjt)
-----
It's one way to get in touch with their perverted, degenerate moon god...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2024 07:18 PM (BpYfr)

156 Why would Israel announce in advance that they are going to invade Lebanon?

Posted by: Ciampino - why why why? at September 18, 2024 07:18 PM (qfLjt)

157 >>>We can add fish pun thread to this list.
Posted by: haffhowershower
---------------------

Motorboating
Catfishing
Snorkeling
Deep diving

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 07:18 PM (PS4T+)

158 Haddim you idiot!! I said get me some lip balm. B-A-L-M.

Posted by: Azim Derka Derka at September 18, 2024 07:18 PM (0GbUX)

159 146 Attested to testicles
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2024 07:16 PM (NtVYv)

Attesticled

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 18, 2024 07:18 PM (DTX3h)

160 Jane D'oh. Hi darlin. So good to see you here.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:18 PM (I1GXe)

161 Auk! Why I otter leave, but I love this crappie place too much!

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2024 07:18 PM (NMT5x)

162 151 As noted by Marcus @28, position of device could cause very life-threatening bleeds. Femoral artery, the quickest way to bleed out. Death toll almost certainly multiples of official public numbers.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2024 07:17 PM (bAH4u)

Who keeps their pager between their legs though.

Posted by: Splunge at September 18, 2024 07:18 PM (hmKaK)

163 Most sickeningly sweet country song?

"Redneck Mother".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:18 PM (nPLkK)

164 New Zealand launch was aborted the instant the engines fired. Don't now the reason yet.

Got a page?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 07:19 PM (vqGhi)

165 Why do I expect that the third phase in Israel's efforts is that all smart phones, radio stations, and Hezbollah radios in southern Lebanon will start playing Yoko Ono's greatest hits at the same time?
----------
The tunes blared at Noriega while he was holed up in Panama:

Danger Zone, Kenny Loggins
Give It Up, K.C. and the Sunshine Band
All Over But the Crying, Georgia Satellites
Cleaning Up the Town, the Bus Boys
Run Like Hell, Pink Floyd
Never Gonna Give You Up, Rick Astley (They rickrolled Noriega?)
Eat My Shorts, Rick Dees (Seriously, Rick Dees. I’d be giving myself up right then. But, hey, it wasn’t “Disco Duck.”

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2024 07:19 PM (XeU6L)

166 Cod pieces did not protect Hezbollah junk from exploding pagers.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 18, 2024 07:19 PM (jNAzB)

167 It's wonderous seeing the wife red-pilled to the point she is believing everything that I have ever said.
Posted by: rickb223

Wait until she starts saying stuff out loud that makes your eyes go wide, and you look around for anyone or any device which may be listening. Glorious and frightening at the same time.

Posted by: Comrado Floundero, Demon de la Disinformacion at September 18, 2024 07:19 PM (i24o9)

168 156 Why would Israel announce in advance that they are going to invade Lebanon?
Posted by: Ciampino - why why why? at September 18, 2024 07:18 PM (qfLjt)

Head fake?

Watch them scurry like idiots, then attack where they ain't?

I dunno.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:19 PM (nPLkK)

169 There has been an increase in Non-Voluntary Gender Reassigned surgeries in Lebanon and I want to comment Israel for supporting Transgender Terrorist Rights.

Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 18, 2024 07:20 PM (BSF0H)

170 You mean I can ban it? Cool!
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at September 18, 2024 07:17 PM (hmKaK)


Dear California.

This man went to restaurants and cavorted with his 'friends' without a mask or social distancing during the covid plandemic. He partied on your dime while you were locked in your homes and not allowed to be anywhere near loved ones during the holidays.

Please. Pull your heads out of your sun bleached assholes and correct this colossal mistake before it's too late.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:20 PM (Zz0t1)

171 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2024 07:19 PM (XeU6L)

Heh. Danger Zone is Archer's favorite song.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 18, 2024 07:20 PM (jNAzB)

172 As noted by Marcus @28, position of device could cause very life-threatening bleeds. Femoral artery, the quickest way to bleed out. Death toll almost certainly multiples of official public numbers.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2024 07:17 PM (bAH4u)

Who keeps their pager between their legs though.
Posted by: Splunge

People who want a vibrator but don't want to admit it?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 18, 2024 07:21 PM (VNX3d)

173 166 Cod pieces did not protect Hezbollah junk from exploding pagers.

cod pieces just shaped and focused the charge

Posted by: anachronda at September 18, 2024 07:21 PM (sGtp+)

174 Jane D'oh. Hi darlin. So good to see you here.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:18 PM (I1GXe)

Hi, dear friend. I'm around occasionally, when life slows down a bit. I miss laughing my ass off with/at the morons.

Love ya. ❤️💕

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2024 07:21 PM (IcuR4)

175 Back when LGF was a thing we called them 'splodey dopes'.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 18, 2024 07:21 PM (qZdIZ)

176 Verzion Cellular.

"Can you fear me now?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:22 PM (nPLkK)

177 Cod pieces did not protect Hezbollah junk from exploding pagers.

cod pieces just shaped and focused the charge
Posted by: anachronda

All that was left were fish sticks.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 18, 2024 07:22 PM (VNX3d)

178 Carried on belt or in front pocket, easy for upper thigh to get hit. There have been urgent calls for blood donors since the first “beeps”, lots of leg and abdominal trauma.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2024 07:22 PM (bAH4u)

179 First attested in 1959, codswallop appears to be a relatively young term, perhaps originating from from wallop (beer), and cod in one of its various senses, perhaps “testicles.” (As in a codpiece.) A 1966 citation in the Oxford English Dictionary spells it cod's wallop.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2024 07:16 PM (NtVYv)

Crotch beer?

Posted by: Comrado Floundero, Demon de la Disinformacion at September 18, 2024 07:22 PM (i24o9)

180 165 The tunes blared at Noriega while he was holed up in Panama:

Danger Zone, Kenny Loggins
Give It Up, K.C. and the Sunshine Band
All Over But the Crying, Georgia Satellites
Cleaning Up the Town, the Bus Boys
Run Like Hell, Pink Floyd
Never Gonna Give You Up, Rick Astley (They rickrolled Noriega?)
Eat My Shorts, Rick Dees (Seriously, Rick Dees. I’d be giving myself up right then. But, hey, it wasn’t “Disco Duck.”

color me disappointed by the lack of "itsy bitsy teensy weensy yellow polka dot bikini"

Posted by: anachronda at September 18, 2024 07:22 PM (sGtp+)

181 >>Why would Israel announce in advance that they are going to invade Lebanon?


To temper the response for Rocket Fire related to their latest round of gag bombings.

Don't forget that this is all occurring while the world anxiously awaits the Iranian Retribution that was forecast after Israel offed the Hamas Commander that was there for a funeral.

Since then, the Iranians have been trying to stockpile weaponry in Southern Lebanon and Israel has been making those stockpiles go all Splodey.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2024 07:22 PM (i+/BD)

182 As I've said before, getting Hezbollah to blow their own nuts off is perhaps THE most insulting thing Israel could do to them.

An emasculated man in Islam is no man at all. He'll never again be able to procreate and produce teeny-weeny terrorists of his own.

The only use eunuchs have in their society is to protect the harems of actual men who are able to support multiple wives who have children.

Everyone will shun them because they have lost their manhood.

It's the single gravest (and most hilarious) insult to their pride.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2024 07:22 PM (BpYfr)

183 #1 - Somewhere, someone has a job of figuring out how to make a pager and a walkie talkie blow up. This in turn keeps their homeland safe. Just know that every non DEI engineer at Boeing is crying over this thought.

#2 I am still of the belief that those pager blasts had radioactive markers to ID the people who were carrying them (glowies). They will be watched, hostages will be found and the glowies will begin to disappear 1 by 1. Also they won't be available for future assignments.

Posted by: SoUglyIBroketheLookingGlass at September 18, 2024 07:22 PM (yf5/z)

184 Harriet's insinuation is that the Code Pink or DC Journalists might have infected pagers since they are members of Hezbollah.

Posted by: wferrin at September 18, 2024 07:22 PM (hyiox)

185 Israel seems to want to settle all the family business .

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 07:22 PM (Wnv9h)

186 160 Jane D'oh. Hi darlin. So good to see you here.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:18 PM (I1GXe)
Yes indeed.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2024 07:22 PM (LHPAg)

187 170 Dear California.

This man went to restaurants and cavorted with his 'friends' without a mask or social distancing during the covid plandemic. He partied on your dime while you were locked in your homes and not allowed to be anywhere near loved ones during the holidays.

Please. Pull your heads out of your sun bleached assholes and correct this colossal mistake before it's too late.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:20 PM (Zz0t1)

I've lived there. Trust me, you are wasting words.

Posted by: Splunge at September 18, 2024 07:22 PM (hmKaK)

188 > What I came up with was Tim McGraw's Don't Take the Girl.

Tim McGraw's My Best Friend has to be up there too.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 07:23 PM (Odg76)

189 Yeah, I've seen reports that Hezbollah's casualties are much worse than admitted.

No sign of Nasrallah yet, but Hezb claims that he is OK.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2024 07:23 PM (uxCna)

190 The 10 ring on a target needs to be the groin area.

Sir, he has a survivable wound
No soldier, he is gonna bleed out

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:23 PM (I1GXe)

191 >>>156 Why would Israel announce in advance that they are going to invade Lebanon?
Posted by: Ciampino
--------------------------

It's part of #3. Things come in 3's. They've receive #'s 1 and 2 they will receive #3 before they are invaded. Guessing #3 might be something designed to position them for invasion.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 07:23 PM (PS4T+)

192 Better yet.... Blast South Lebanon with hours and hours of

"KAMAL'S CACKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After 12 hours they will beg Israel to drop Tactical Nukes to end the torture ......

Posted by: Franklin Stein at September 18, 2024 07:24 PM (BSF0H)

193 Why would Israel announce in advance that they are going to invade Lebanon?
Posted by: Ciampino - why why why? at September 18, 2024 07:18 PM (qfLjt)



Getting a jump on the Biden/Harris Leak Machine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:24 PM (Zz0t1)

194
Most sickeningly sweet country song?

Teddy Bear

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2024 07:24 PM (63Dwl)

195 Don't take the girl song is one of the best of all songs.

Posted by: Grammie's phone at September 18, 2024 07:24 PM (SfhV1)

196 Israel should take over Hezbollah infested Lebanon and not give the land back, maybe? The middle East forgot all their lessons from Israel's war with Egypt. Don't give the land back this time.

Pros: It would force the usual bad actors like Iran to pump money into a useless war. Like us with Ukraine.
Cons: Middle East feels cute, might start WW3

Posted by: Darth Israel at September 18, 2024 07:24 PM (QAK8m)

197 Crotch beer?
Posted by: Comrado Floundero, Demon de la Disinformacion at September 18, 2024 07:22 PM (i24o9)

Jock bock?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:24 PM (nPLkK)

198 145 First attested in 1959, codswallop appears to be a relatively young term, perhaps originating from from wallop (beer), and cod in one of its various senses, perhaps “testicles.” (As in a codpiece.) A 1966 citation in the Oxford English Dictionary spells it cod's wallop.

that bit sounds fishy to me

Posted by: anachronda at September 18, 2024 07:25 PM (sGtp+)

199 Knock Nock

Who's there ?

Ahmed

Ahmed Who ?


BOOM

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2024 07:25 PM (NtVYv)

200 I've lived there. Trust me, you are wasting words.

Posted by: Splunge at September 18, 2024 07:22 PM (hmKaK)


Heh.

"The worst shot is the one you don't take."

- - - - Wayne Gretzky

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:25 PM (Zz0t1)

201 My best guess is that the Iranians are still either Mole Hunting or incredibly scared that they are fully compromised in some way.

And Israel just fed that latter fear.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2024 07:25 PM (i+/BD)

202 After running all these ops, it damn sure better be war. Or else this will be the greatest blown opportunity since Anzio.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2024 07:25 PM (kojSG)

203 Jane D'oh. Hi darlin. So good to see you here.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:18 PM (I1GXe)
Yes indeed.
Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2024 07:22 PM (LHPAg)


She's been here quite a bit today, so it seemed like old times.

Quite enjoyable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:26 PM (Zz0t1)

204 Pretty wild watching Trump get a huge, loud crowd in Nassau County, NY.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 07:26 PM (OPwkX)

205 Jock bock?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:24 PM (nPLkK)

Penis Pilsner?

Posted by: Comrado Floundero, Demon de la Disinformacion at September 18, 2024 07:26 PM (i24o9)

206 With Hezbollah communication severely disrupted by these latest explosions, it seems a decent time to launch an offensive against them while they cannot coordinate counter-measures. Eventually Hezbollah will overcome this disruption, but it's a clear communications problem for them now and over the next couple weeks.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at September 18, 2024 07:26 PM (TOe+Q)

207 Israel seems to want to settle all the family business .
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 07:22 PM (Wnv9h)


*insert montage of all the dead mob from Goodfellas here*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:27 PM (Zz0t1)

208 For some reason, I've had "Midnight at the Oasis" as an earworm all day.

I've had worse.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2024 07:27 PM (IcuR4)

209
I know Yoko Ono and sang with her and John at Vietnam Protest Concerts

Yoko Ono is a friend of mine.....

You Are no Yoko Ono...... Sir !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 18, 2024 07:27 PM (BSF0H)

210 Israel just wants up to the Litani

Posted by: Harun at September 18, 2024 07:27 PM (IuIym)

211 Pretty wild watching Trump get a huge, loud crowd in Nassau County, NY.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 07:26 PM (OPwkX)


Please. Go to the rally. You'll leave by halftime.

Posted by: Kumswala Harris at September 18, 2024 07:27 PM (Zz0t1)

212 My best guess is that the Iranians are still either Mole Hunting or incredibly scared that they are fully compromised in some way.

And Israel just fed that latter fear.
Posted by: garrett

Israel is making Iran fear that it has a Mine Shaft Gap - especially deep mine shafts.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 18, 2024 07:27 PM (VNX3d)

213 Why is Trump having a rally in New York? Time would be better spent elsewhere with only seven weeks left.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 18, 2024 07:27 PM (NZnln)

214 ace the game in Lebanon is the definition of “complicated”, and Hezb has more tricks and resources than friends. Meanwhile an invisible disastrous farce has been the long running US assistance to the Lebanese Army, which seems to have no practical independence from Hezb - they don’t usually actively help them, but they offer no resistance and impose no limits.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2024 07:27 PM (bAH4u)

215 I saw a pic that looked like he was on the set of Gutfeld today?? I need a live streaming link to watch Fox News tonight then! It'll be lit.

Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 07:28 PM (QAK8m)

216 They not only lost their manhood they lost half of their abdomen.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 07:28 PM (PS4T+)

217 Knock Nock

Who's there ?

Ahmed

Ahmed Who ?

BOOM

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2024 07:25 PM (NtVYv)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To peck at a pack of terrorist peckers.

Posted by: Comrado Floundero, Demon de la Disinformacion at September 18, 2024 07:28 PM (i24o9)

218 Mark1971, NY House races, probably.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2024 07:28 PM (bAH4u)

219 For some reason, I've had "Midnight at the Oasis" as an earworm all day.

I've had worse.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2024 07:27 PM (IcuR4)


B_by Sh_rk


Buy a vowel.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:28 PM (Zz0t1)

220 A guy in Texas got a photo of a Chupacabra on his trail cam. I hope Ace has some Chupas lined up for us tonight on the Cafe.
Posted by: fd


Most Chupacabras turn out to be just a mangy old dog or coyote.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 18, 2024 07:28 PM (3+vxq)

221 For those unaware, what Israel has been talking about taking and demilitarizing is the strip of land from Israel’s northern border to the Litani river, about 40 miles. They have always denied planning to go any farther than that.

That area is where most of Hezballahs military installations are located.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2024 07:28 PM (S6gqv)

222 Tim McGraw has some good songs but he is the example of a manufactured country singer. Can't hold it against him though. It helped him pull Faith Hill.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 18, 2024 07:28 PM (jNAzB)

223 I think everyone needs to take a step back from the abyss that is Israels attack on the hezbollah pagers and think this whole thing through.


Were do 96.64% of all of our phones and electronic gadgets come from? Does anyone think that the chinese communist party could not put at least a hidden kill switch in that tech? Not talking about exploding iphones but they make them and they have 100% complete control over every step of the process. There is no limit to what they can insert into our phones and other devices.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 18, 2024 07:29 PM (QNSds)

224 On the other hand those guys are halfway to transitioning.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 18, 2024 07:29 PM (QSrLX)

225 For some reason, I've had "Midnight at the Oasis" as an earworm all day.

I've had worse.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2024 07:27 PM (IcuR4)

I Am Your Gummy Bear is worse, trust me

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 07:29 PM (D7oie)

226 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:28 PM (Zz0t1)

Oh God.

Posted by: BlackRock at September 18, 2024 07:29 PM (eZwyX)

227 >>>>Please. Go to the rally. You'll leave by halftime.
Posted by: Kumswala Harris
-------------------------

That is how disassociated they are.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 07:29 PM (PS4T+)

228 Why is Trump having a rally in New York? Time would be better spent elsewhere with only seven weeks left.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 18, 2024 07:27 PM (NZnln)


Because he's a stupid doodyhead who has no clue what he's doing and never learns anything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:29 PM (Zz0t1)

229 #175 LGF was the one of the most perplexing things I've ever experienced. Blatant leftist website becomes patriotic and pro-Israel after 9/11...stays that way for a few years...and then inexplicably reverts back to moonbat crazy leftist site.

Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2024 07:29 PM (U4ek1)

230 163 Most sickeningly sweet country song?

"Redneck Mother".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:18 PM (nPLkK)

Not too bad, but it does not quite have that extra special sweetness you get from store bought candy... if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2024 07:29 PM (PDf99)

231 My favorite song is ....

"Loving You" by Minnie Riperton

Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 18, 2024 07:29 PM (BSF0H)

232 Pretty wild watching Trump get a huge, loud crowd in Nassau County, NY.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 07:26 PM (OPwkX)


He was in a pub in Manhattan earlier (before taping Gutfeld! for tonight). It was crowded with working class guys, and he was relaxed and seemed to be having fun. They loved him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2024 07:30 PM (IcuR4)

233 Crotch beer?
Posted by: Comrado Floundero, Demon de la Disinformacion at September 18, 2024 07:22 PM (i24o9)

Jock bock?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:24 PM (nPLkK)

Trouser Trout Stout.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 18, 2024 07:30 PM (4Med0)

234 208 For some reason, I've had "Midnight at the Oasis" as an earworm all day.

I've had worse.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2024 07:27 PM (IcuR4)

I think my worst was "Sister Christian."

If I never hear the word "Motoring" again, it will be too soon.

Posted by: Splunge at September 18, 2024 07:30 PM (hmKaK)

235 They are worried about pagers.

Candy-Gram!

Posted by: Land Shark at September 18, 2024 07:30 PM (Nf1pZ)

236 Most Chupacabras turn out to be just a mangy old dog or coyote.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 18, 2024 07:28 PM (3+vxq)

*Most*

Posted by: Comrado Floundero, Demon de la Disinformacion at September 18, 2024 07:30 PM (i24o9)

237 Whole Lotta Druze in the Bekka Valley. Just saying.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:30 PM (I1GXe)

238 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 07:31 PM (Wnv9h)

239 Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Ahmed

*goats panic and flee*

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 07:31 PM (Odg76)

240 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXO4D3SAunI

SRV

Operator help me please,
I can't find my knees.

Posted by: DaveA at September 18, 2024 07:31 PM (FhXTo)

241 For some reason, I've had "Midnight at the Oasis" as an earworm all day.

I've had worse.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2024 07:27 PM (IcuR4)

I Am Your Gummy Bear is worse, trust me
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 07:29 PM (D7oie


Muskrat Love. Fight me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2024 07:31 PM (IcuR4)

242 >>> Tim McGraw has some good songs but he is the example of a manufactured country singer. Can't hold it against him though. It helped him pull Faith Hill.

Classic Nashville libs, but usually not annoying about it. Usually.

I liked them both on the Yellowstone spinoff, him especially. Though it was clear she had work done on her face that NEVER would have existed back in the 1800s, ha.

Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 07:31 PM (QAK8m)

243 "Most Chupacabras turn out to be just a mangy old dog or coyote.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices"

MOST. Except for the ones that really are Chupacabras.

Posted by: fd at September 18, 2024 07:31 PM (vFG9F)

244 Log lager?

Posted by: Comrado Floundero, Demon de la Disinformacion at September 18, 2024 07:31 PM (i24o9)

245 A quarantine on pagers. A quarantine on cellular phones.
Show of hands: those on the list?
That's what I thought.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 18, 2024 07:31 PM (QSrLX)

246 I'm waiting on some international news outlet to report on the number of "journalists" injured or killed in the last few days who string to the US Media outlets. It's going to be blacked out here, but sometimes a Brit paper or some other will pop up with some such story.

Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2024 07:32 PM (dIske)

247 Hope some of the “surprises” Israel’s promised to Hezbollah include things beyond audacious sabotage. Like amphibious and airborne actions to make any ground campaign shorter and much more devastating. Problem will remain of another Gaza on the northern border. Dysfunctional warped society organized around hate and pointless violence.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2024 07:32 PM (bAH4u)

248 188 > What I came up with was Tim McGraw's Don't Take the Girl.

Tim McGraw's My Best Friend has to be up there too.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 07:23 PM (Odg76)

Hmmm. I'd call that more just a standard Love song. There is a certain quality for sickeningly sweet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2024 07:32 PM (PDf99)

249 201 My best guess is that the Iranians are still either Mole Hunting or incredibly scared that they are fully compromised in some way.

And Israel just fed that latter fear.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2024 07:25 PM (i+/BD)
I bet some loyal terrorist big wheels are being implicated (set up) as moles by Mossad.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2024 07:32 PM (LHPAg)

250 I recollect that Tristram Shandy's uncle Toby sustained "a wound upon the groin".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2024 07:32 PM (XeU6L)

251 and the glowies will begin to disappear 1 by 1. Also they won't be available for future assignments.

My hopes on the reason why would probably not fly well in civilized company.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2024 07:32 PM (lXCUP)

252 There is no limit to what they can insert into our phones and other devices.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 18, 2024 07:29 PM (QNSds)

Grundle Grolsch.

The limit to what the middle kingdom can do is whatever anyone else has already done that they can buy, steal, or make a half-assed copy of.

And they wouldn't anyway because they're too fucking lazy. A couple here and there to keep an eye on Inner Party members or people of interest abroad? Sure. A coordinated roll-out of poison-pill devices to millions of Americans? Hell nah.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:33 PM (nPLkK)

253 >>> If I never hear the word "Motoring" again, it will be too soon.
Posted by: Splunge at September 18, 2024 07:30 PM (hmKaK

=====

So, what's your price for flight?

Posted by: Turn 2 at September 18, 2024 07:33 PM (JfxgE)

254 Most Chupacabras turn out to be just a mangy old dog or coyote.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 18, 2024 07:28 PM


*whispers*

Chupacabra?

https://youtu.be/OQOXg-RzWII?si=gRD08USf99ep6mlm

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 07:33 PM (Wnv9h)

255 Everything you ever said? Impossible.

He hides all the rulers.
Posted by: garrett

She fishes. She knows what is and isn't 8 inches.
Posted by: rickb223

This, right here, is how you do a humblebrag.

Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2024 07:33 PM (DgGvY)

256 >Why is Trump having a rally in New York? Time would be better spent elsewhere with only seven weeks left.

7 weeks from the election and Trump is campaigning in NY. I think it's pretty well established by now that like him or hate him he isn't stupid. So why is he campaigning in NY?

This might be why.

>>Teamsters won’t endorse in presidential race after releasing internal polling showing most members support Trump

https://tinyurl.com/4j74pd4w

Campaigns don't rely on media polls. They have much better polls.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 07:33 PM (OPwkX)

257 Go see Reagan.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 18, 2024 07:33 PM (QSrLX)

258 Nood cafe!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2024 07:33 PM (cFR7u)

259
Wall Street Apes
@WallStreetApes
Jack Brewer, who has worked in Haiti for 15 years confirms eating wild animals and cannibalism

🚨 “Not just are they eating animals, but they're eating humans. There's cannibalism in Haiti going on all the time. I have literally videos on my phone of people eating and sacrificing other people”

“The culture in Haiti, that people eat animals and sacrifice animals. You have a big voodoo culture in Haiti that's just rampant.”

Democrats are importing these people by the tens of thousands for their votes

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2024 07:34 PM (TGPs7)

260 >>So, what's your price for flight?


Night Ranger, FTW!

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2024 07:34 PM (i+/BD)

261 Crotch beer?
Posted by: Comrado Floundero, Demon de la Disinformacion at September 18, 2024 07:22 PM (i24o9)

Jock bock?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:24 PM (nPLkK)

Trouser Trout Stout.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 18, 2024 07:30 PM (4Med0)


While hog hunting a while back, during a slow, slow point and drinking several beers, we came up with a beer.......

"Are you one of those who are curious to what your wife had for lunch today? Well, Anüs Beer is for YOU! Specially flavored and brewed to experience your wildest flavor desires! Ladies, you think that firefighter's hot? Try our Firefighter's Anüs. Think your wife is cheating on you and having luxurious meals? Try Dirty Slut Anüs"


It kinda went on from there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:35 PM (Zz0t1)

262 Haiti has a neighbor on their island.

They built a big, beautiful wall.

Posted by: Splunge at September 18, 2024 07:35 PM (hmKaK)

263 So, what's your price for flight?


Night Ranger, FTW!
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2024 07:34 PM (i+/BD)


I f*cking hate that song.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:35 PM (Zz0t1)

264 You'll be allright...tonight.

Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2024 07:35 PM (U4ek1)

265 >>> >Why is Trump having a rally in New York? Time would be better spent elsewhere with only seven weeks left.

Hmmm, what important swing state is NY close to I wonder...

The streets lined with supporters in that city is a good look for him. Plus he got on Gutfeld! yay.

Anyone have a Fox streaming link?

Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 07:35 PM (QAK8m)

266 Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 07:31 PM (QAK8m)

McGraw decided he wanted to become a country singer when he was in a college Frat. His reconciliation with his estranged father , Tug McGraw helped get him the right contacts and financed the dream. Like I said it was manufactured imo but I give him or anyone credit for going after their dream and accomplishing it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 18, 2024 07:36 PM (jNAzB)

267 That Beirut junket ace participated in included MJT, Hitchens and Wretchard. Hitchens, apparently drunk, defaced a Muslim Nazi street sign and nearly got MJT and himself kidnapped. Totten would never give up his idol, but I bet Hitchens was very boozed up.

Posted by: 13times at September 18, 2024 07:37 PM (/VhO1)

268 Mossad has been using mobile comms sabotage for hits for many years. The scale is what’s new here. The concern about “inspiration” or the like is, politely as always here, puzzling.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2024 07:37 PM (bAH4u)

269 rhomboid, Israel has said they have thingenems in store for their enemies that they have never seen. We are just seeing the opening act


Walid Jumblatt. Remember that name

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:37 PM (I1GXe)

270 1945 to germany: unconditional surrender
1945 to japan: unconditional surrender
2024 to israel: you gotta agree to a ceasefire

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 18, 2024 07:37 PM (CWTWj)

271 His reconciliation with his estranged father , Tug McGraw helped get him the right contacts and financed the dream. Like I said it was manufactured imo but I give him or anyone credit for going after their dream and accomplishing it.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 18, 2024 07:36 PM (jNAzB)

Tug McGraw was a local news sportscaster. What pull would he have had in the music industry?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:37 PM (nPLkK)

272 Not that damn song.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 18, 2024 07:38 PM (4Med0)

273 Thanks for the info Sebastian! As with Trump, he got a little family leg up. Not as American dream-ish as coming from nothing. But you still have to work hard to get to the level both men got, that level of success wasn't just handed to them.

Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 07:38 PM (QAK8m)

274 So, what's your price for flight?
Posted by: Turn 2 at September 18, 2024 07:33 PM

20 bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 07:39 PM (Wnv9h)

275 Muskrat Love. Fight me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2024 07:31 PM (IcuR4)

youtu.be/xJrICIYQ0R4

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 07:39 PM (D7oie)

276 >>He was in a pub in Manhattan earlier (before taping Gutfeld! for tonight). It was crowded with working class guys, and he was relaxed and seemed to be having fun. They loved him.

Can't say I'm surprised. Trump has always been able to connect with normal people and there are a hell of a lot of NYers who hate the NY elite as much as everyone else does.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 07:41 PM (OPwkX)

277 Tug McGraw was a local news sportscaster. What pull would he have had in the music industry?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:37 PM

Tug McGraw was a MLB all star reliever for 19 years and a World Series winner.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 18, 2024 07:41 PM (jNAzB)

278 Hey, Progressive: how many innocent lives are lost each day to abortions? How many innocent lives are lost in In Vitro Fertilization procedures when the "selective reductions" take place? Those children are even younger than the 8 year olds and eleven year olds used as human shields by Hezballah. (I like the new spelling H E Z B A L L A H)

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 18, 2024 07:41 PM (QSrLX)

279 I don't think I have ever actually heard the song Muskrat Love.

I couldn't even hum the tune.

It's one of those things where, at this point in my life, I'm actually convinced that this song does not really exist and it's a huge, elaborate prank to make people like me think it doesn't and i'm just weird for never having heard it.

Kind of like literally anything by Justin Bieber.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:41 PM (nPLkK)

280 Tug McGraw was a MLB all star reliever for 19 years and a World Series winner.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 18, 2024 07:41 PM (jNAzB)

Well i can't be expected to remember every little detail about the guy's life.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:43 PM (nPLkK)

281 For the children: leave your smart phone home.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 18, 2024 07:43 PM (QSrLX)

282 I don't think I have ever actually heard the song Muskrat Love.

I couldn't even hum the tune.

It's one of those things where, at this point in my life, I'm actually convinced that this song does not really exist and it's a huge, elaborate prank to make people like me think it doesn't and i'm just weird for never having heard it.

Kind of like literally anything by Justin Bieber.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:41 PM


That's like me with the Rocky movies. Never watched one but I heard people talking about them but I doubt they actually exist.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 18, 2024 07:45 PM (QNSds)

283 Why is Trump having a rally in New York?

Because he's going to win it.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2024 07:49 PM (pJkex)

284 Afternoon Delight.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (LHPAg)

285 Why is Trump having a rally in New York? Time would be better spent elsewhere with only seven weeks left.
Posted by: Mark1971


Down ballot races. He helps. They owe.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (3+vxq)

286 Seen from commenter at CTH, who stole from commenter at Hot Air -- The Grim Beeper.

😂

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 18, 2024 08:14 PM (BEAj6)

287 That pager attack took balls. We won't know how many balls, until there's a final count.
Posted by: Splunge

threadwinner right there

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 18, 2024 08:29 PM (nLaTw)

288 Is this the largest number of simultaneous circumcisions performed in history? Should we contact Guinness?

Posted by: MLCross at September 18, 2024 08:32 PM (Q2MxE)

289 Ain't a place hot enough in hell for Medea Benjamin.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 06:45 PM (I1GXe)

Who would name their kid Medea? Betrayed her father with Jason, tears her younger brother into bits to delay her father who stops to pick up the pieces, and then when Jason dumps her gets really nasty.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 08:41 PM (n7h9X)

290 Just in time for the election. Your turn, Ukraine. I'm surprised nothing is happening in Taiwan.
Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2024 06:45 PM (hnMW+)

Russia is rolling back the Kursk adventure with heavy losses for the army that thought when I have a hard time defending in forts the BEST thing is to attack with no forts.

I have an interesting solution for Gaza. Deport them to Hezbollah Lebanon. At least then its one front.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 08:44 PM (n7h9X)

291 Where was the Iranian diplomat’s face when someone’s pager exploded. It seems like a lot of secondary facial injuries, collateral damage, because, well, what were they doing down there next to the pager?

Posted by: Rosco at September 18, 2024 08:44 PM (8miJE)

292 Remind me again why it was so important we invade Syria? Apart from the "chemical weapons" lies.

It seems like Assad and Syria have been behaving like angels for the past 10 years.
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 18, 2024 06:53 PM (2y6mw)

Oil. We are still squatting on a field there to this day. That's why the military lied to Trump when he ordered them out. You'd think they got a barrel a year on their birthday.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 08:48 PM (n7h9X)

293 I don't think I have ever actually heard the song Muskrat Love.

I couldn't even hum the tune.

It's one of those things where, at this point in my life, I'm actually convinced that this song does not really exist and it's a huge, elaborate prank to make people like me think it doesn't and i'm just weird for never having heard it.

Kind of like literally anything by Justin Bieber.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:41 PM


That's like me with the Rocky movies. Never watched one but I heard people talking about them but I doubt they actually exist.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 18, 2024 07:45 PM (QNSds)

Oh its real. I even saw it performed 'live-ish' on their Variety Show. It isn't even that bad a song.

Now 'Loving You' by Minnie Riperton is pretty awful.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 08:51 PM (n7h9X)

294 The last time Israel tried this, it didn't go so well. Or the time before that. Point being, it's not winnable as it's being fought. It's all fun and games until somebody drops a nuke.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 18, 2024 06:58 PM (MZ+PY)

Holding it is the issue. Going in, shooting the place up and destroying a decades worth of toys and going back may be a different question.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 08:53 PM (n7h9X)

295 1945 to germany: unconditional surrender
1945 to japan: unconditional surrender
2024 to israel: you gotta agree to a ceasefire
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 18, 2024 07:37 PM (CWTWj)

and 1973 where Israel had an Egyptian army surrounded across the canal and they insta stopped the war.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 08:56 PM (n7h9X)

296 I think everyone needs to take a step back from the abyss that is Israels attack on the hezbollah pagers and think this whole thing through.


Were do 96.64% of all of our phones and electronic gadgets come from? Does anyone think that the chinese communist party could not put at least a hidden kill switch in that tech? Not talking about exploding iphones but they make them and they have 100% complete control over every step of the process. There is no limit to what they can insert into our phones and other devices.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 18, 2024 07:29 PM (QNSds)

You don't need to have access to the hardware to do stuff like that.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 08:58 PM (n7h9X)

297 So, Israel blowing off all those Hezbollah dicks. Can we call them the Eunuch Bomber?

No, I think there's something there. That could stick. I'll keep working on it.

Posted by: MLCross at September 18, 2024 09:23 PM (Q2MxE)

298 It's one thing to get killed by the Israelis. The downside is you're dead; the upside is your family gets money, all your terrorist buddies think you're a hero and a martyr, and you get your virgins. But getting your balls blown off? Downside: you're alive, but neutered. Upside is ??

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at September 18, 2024 09:38 PM (rE6Z4)

299
I thought it droll that the eunuchs were so torn up about two children were killed in Lebanon that they attempted to drum up moral outrage over that.

Her rejoinder ought to have been, "And how much moral outrage have you evinced over the two attempts on Donald Trump's life? None? That's just what I thought."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2024 10:02 PM (xG4kz)

300 LGF was the one of the most perplexing things I've ever experienced. Blatant leftist website becomes patriotic and pro-Israel after 9/11...stays that way for a few years...and then inexplicably reverts back to moonbat crazy leftist site.
Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2024 07:29 PM (U4ek1)

The reason why many of us are here. I questioned Obama's birth certificate and, BAM, I was gone. Still read Anti-Idiotarian Rotweiller for awhile and Kim DuToit's site, but found the Horde and never looked back.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 18, 2024 11:04 PM (iODuv)

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Keep up the good works guys I've incorporated you guys to my own blogroll.

Posted by: note at September 21, 2024 04:00 PM (QY3OM)

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