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The Morning Report — 9/18/24

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Good Morning Kids. Wow, has it really been eight years since the Morning Report debuted? A lot has happened to me professionally and personally and what a ride it has been for all of us. First and foremost, my thanks and appreciation to Ace for giving me the opportunity to host this forum, to my fellow co-bloggers for their help and support and most crucially to all of you fantastic commenters whose combination of snark, erudition and knowledge make the Morning Report, IMHO, the best daily forum and news aggregation site out there.

I cannot begin to thank all of you for your support and for being here and making this place what it is.

So, let's start off with a literal bang! While given the fact that we can control the weather, is it really any surprise that Israel could pull off one of the most daring, retaliatory strikes in history. If only it could have prevented the events of 10/7 in the first place, but the IDF and the Israeli people are going to have to sort that out for themselves as to who and what is to blame for that equally massive failure. In any case, given who and what is running this country – Kamalorama Hussein Obama-Harris, is this item really surprising:

Israel did not take responsibility for the pager attack that crippled Hezbollah’s comms and took out a chunk of their officer corps. It certainly did not go ahead and describe how it was done for the media. That’s tradecraft. And you don’t reveal it.

But the New York Times had a report detailing how it happened that same evening. I won’t link to it as it carries the byline of fake news fabulist Sheera Frenkel who had previously carried water for Hamas and lied that the Islamic terror group had not kidnapped and killed three Israeli teens.

The report is described as being based on briefings received by American officials.

The material leaked to the Times comes from “American and other officials briefed on the operation” and the “American and other officials spoke on the condition of anonymity given the sensitive nature of the operation.”

. . .Under Obama, leaks of Israeli operations were standard procedure. But if this was Biden-Harris admin policy, it doesn’t just hurt Israel, it hurts America. The leak undermines claims that we didn’t know about it beforehand. And encourages Hezbollah to target our people as the weaker link in the Oct 7 war. Some officials in this junta clearly don’t care, but they could also find themselves in the line of fire.

Which, considering the players involved, puts this story about assassination attempt #2 – with no doubt more possibly in the wings – in a new light:

Ryan Wesley Routh, the 58-year-old man who is suspected of an assassination attempt against former President Donald Trump, had connections in Iran that are leading some security experts to question if there was Iranian involvement. A New York Times reporter who had interviewed Routh last year wrote on Sunday that Routh was working to recruit former Afghan special operations soldiers who had fled to Iran to go fight in Ukraine. . . The reporter, Thomas Gibbons-Neff, wrote that when he was writing an article on volunteer fighters in Ukraine last year, his former Afghan colleague and friend Najim Rahim had put him in touch with Routh, who he had learned about from a source of his in Iran, a former Afghan special operations soldier. A number of U.S.-trained Afghan special operations forces had fled to Iran after the disastrous Biden withdrawal from Afghanistan in August 2021. Since those forces were trained by U.S. special operations forces, the Afghan commandos’ escape into Iran potentially delivered “closely guarded secrets on U.S. special operators” to Iran, according to Foreign Policy.

Whether the Iranian connection is merely incidental, there's also this connection worth noting:

A Pakistani national with ties to Iran pleaded not guilty on Monday to charges related to an Iranian plot to assassinate former President Donald Trump.

A federal judge in Brooklyn ordered Asif Merchant detained pending trial at the Monday hearing in which Merchant pleaded not guilty to charges of attempting to commit an act of terrorism transcending national boundaries and taking part in a murder-for-hire plot, according to ABC News.

Merchant pleaded not guilty the same day that another man suspected of targeting Trump for assassination appeared in a federal court in West Palm Beach, Florida. That man, who was arrested shortly after allegedly fleeing from a sniper spot at Trump International Golf Course, was arraigned on charges of possessing a firearm as a convicted felon and possessing a firearm with an obliterated serial number.

So, if I even attempt to connect the dots of Routh and Merchant to Iran that would light up the switchboards in the non-existent wink-wink Nina Jankowicz Merrick Garland Ministry of Truth, nein? Forget the fact that the junta in power and the generationally-embedded anti-American ticks in Foggy Bottom have been trying to replace Israel with Iran as the top dog in the Middle East going back at least as far back as Obama, if not before. Considering what's happening in Springfield Ohio and Obama's culinary proclivities, maybe the word dog is inadvisable in this context.

Meh, who needs Iranian, or Pakistani cutouts when you have a slew of psycho trannies running around, armed to the teeth and hopped up on hatred for enemies the media brainwash them into believing are targeting them.

And speaking of Ministry of Truth:

Democrat Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz said in 2022 that there is “no guarantee to free speech on misinformation or hate speech.” “Yeah, years ago, it was the little things, telling people to vote the day after the election, and we kind of brushed them off. Now we know it’s intimidation at the ballot box,” responded Walz. “It’s undermining the idea that mail-in ballots aren’t legal. I think we need to push back on this. There’s no guarantee to free speech on misinformation or hate speech, and especially around our democracy. Tell the truth, where the voting places are, who can vote, who’s able to be there.”It remains unclear if Walz was speaking about censorship on social media or actual government regulations on individuals spreading misinformation.

The problem is who gets to determine what is and what is not the truth. Well, even a cursory look at human history and tragically even American history will inform you of exactly who gets to be the arbiter.

Well, eight years has been a good long run. And while my doctors are optimistic that I have a very good shot at beating the odds of my cancer returning in the next 10 years or perhaps longer, they told me that I likely could die of something totally unrelated. Probably in prison for writing this column after being denied medical treatment, or food and water.

So here's to another eight years. Meh, it was probably wading through the madness on a daily basis to write this that gave me a brain tumor in the first place!

God bless you all, and have a great day.

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1 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 06:42 AM (U7wke)

2 Happy Anniversary JJ!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 06:43 AM (U7wke)

3 The tech thread has been notified.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 06:43 AM (U7wke)

4 Well now. What fresh hell is this?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2024 06:44 AM (13w+k)

5 Morning again all

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 18, 2024 06:45 AM (XTEnH)

6 Good morning Sefton! What a crazy eight years it has been.

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at September 18, 2024 06:46 AM (4TAOz)

7 Good morning again dear horde and congratulations JJ. Morning Report has been a daily read for eight years??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2024 06:46 AM (RIvkX)

8 Eight years? Good lord.

I don't say it enough, JJ - that you do this, with trenchant commentary and girthy links is one thing, but that you do it all on your own and for no pay, is amazing.

Ace is very lucky to have you here, and we are blessed as well. I only wish the Morning Report could be handed to PDJT every day - it would do him more good than any other daily briefing.

L'chaim!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 18, 2024 06:47 AM (Q0kLU)

9 Its Hump Day

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 06:47 AM (gbOdA)

10 JJ, I saw a brand new KIA Telluride this morning with personal plates that said JJS.
You aren't in Texas today are you?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 18, 2024 06:47 AM (XTEnH)

11 Thank you for your dedication these past 8 years, J.J.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2024 06:47 AM (mH6SG)

12 Be back in an hour or so - got lots of work this morning.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 18, 2024 06:47 AM (Q0kLU)

13 Please remember unapproved opinions are subject to criminal prosecution. Mr. Attorney General Beria-Garland, do your duty.

Posted by: Hillzabub at September 18, 2024 06:47 AM (4dFVt)

14 ...Routh was working to recruit former Afghan special operations soldiers who had fled to Iran to go fight in Ukraine...

I'm starting to wonder if Armageddon wasn't a mistranslation of Ukraine.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 06:48 AM (U7wke)

15 8 years, rly?

wow

Thanks and prayers for you every day !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 18, 2024 06:49 AM (UWgy2)

16 The legacy media has buried the pager story.

Is it wrong to enjoy watching a terrorist's balls blown off?

No. Sympathy for evil is cruelty to the kind.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2024 06:49 AM (RIvkX)

17 Thank you JJ! This is the best morning linkage anywhere, but I really come for the editorial rants! When do we get volume 2?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2024 06:49 AM (4dFVt)

18 JJ, Thank you for all you do. You are a treasure.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 06:51 AM (I1GXe)

19 Willowed:

That incompetence led to the placement of items like flags around the Butler stage and catwalk, impairing visibility.

Posted by: rhennigantx

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This is not incompetence.

The FBI refuses to release their role in planning for the Butler rally. Not "we were not involved with the pre-event planning", but "we will not release how we were involved before the event"

https://tinyurl.com/2cohbfw5

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 06:52 AM (d+Q1U)

20 there are a whole lot of them who have been working against Israel since 1948 ... and they are just following in a tradition that stretches back for millennia

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 18, 2024 06:52 AM (UWgy2)

21 That's better, J.J. Was a bit grey in here.

Congratulations to you once more on the clean bill of health, caveats notwithstanding. I'll keep praying anyway.

Oh, and Happy Birthday.

Posted by: creeper at September 18, 2024 06:53 AM (M6moH)

22 And while my doctors are optimistic that I have a very good shot at beating the odds of my cancer returning in the next 10 years or perhaps longer, they told me that I likely could die of something totally unrelated.

It's always important to keep the patient's spirits high, that's why we like to tell them that something they're not even thinking about will kill them. Always good for a laugh. -- JJ's doctors

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 06:54 AM (U7wke)

23 MP4 said it best at #8

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 18, 2024 06:54 AM (UWgy2)

24 Well,
The cat's on the grill
And it's done real soon
A little barbeque
Applied with a spoon

Posted by: Cat Steamin's at September 18, 2024 06:54 AM (vFG9F)

25 I'm so sick and tired and still kind of amused at how idiot internet lefties can completely, genuinely believe that their own comrades are only seeing when Election Day is from based shitposters, and no where else, as if they hadn't already mailed their ballot in three months ago.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 06:55 AM (nPLkK)

26 Hawley responded by telling the protesters: “You are funded by Chinese money.”

“You’ve got blood on your hands from the Uyghurs, every single one of you,” Hawley continued.

Hawley then looked one of the activists in the face and said: “You’re a disgrace.”

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Fact.

Code Pink should be prosecuted for FARA violations.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2024 06:56 AM (azqDg)

27 DeSantis is doing a great job of exposing the fibbies lack of transparency.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 06:56 AM (I1GXe)

28 Trans-Identifying 19-Year-Old Arrested After Expressing Desire To Shoot Up Elementary School

Why is it always kids? Why do these fucking lunatics always want to kill kids?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 06:56 AM (U7wke)

29 Some commented earlier:

"They've already tried to kill him twice. The System wants him dead. They won't stop. So no, even if he wins, he won't see the inside of the WH. IMO."
___________________________________________

This is what the PTB want you to believe. That Trump is going to be neutralized and that supporting him is a waste of time.
__________________________________________

Get ready for the usual idiots to start beating this drum.

Posted by: pawn at September 18, 2024 06:56 AM (QB+5g)

30 “At this level that he is at right now, he’s not the sitting president. If he was, we would have had this entire golf course surrounded. But because he’s not, security is limited to the areas that the Secret Service deems possible,” Bradshaw told reporters Sunday.

Now do Obama.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 06:57 AM (gbOdA)

31 Happy Anniversary (and Happy Birthday)!

Thanks for everything you do to spice up my morning.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2024 06:57 AM (BpYfr)

32 Some thoughts on current state of race. Sadly I can't stick arguing this morning to discuss.

https://tinyurl.com/53472hts

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 18, 2024 06:59 AM (5p7BC)

33 Good morning! The Walz quotes make me wonder if the mincing maoist is capable of forming a coherent sentence.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 18, 2024 06:59 AM (7fVdQ)

34 Why is it always kids? Why do these fucking lunatics always want to kill kids?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 06:56 AM (U7wke)

They despise "breeders" and their stable, happy family life. What's the most precious thing to a "breeder"? Their children.

So, they want to destroy that.

They aren't people anymore. They're reavers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:00 AM (nPLkK)

35 “ Do everything without grumbling or arguing, so that you may become blameless and pure, “children of God without fault in a warped and crooked generation.”Then you will shine among them like stars in the sky as you hold firmly to the word of life. And then I will be able to boast on the day of Christ that I did not run or labor in vain. “

Philippians 2:14-16

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2024 07:01 AM (LM6Qz)

36
Rasmussen Trump +2.

Then add another +2 for shy Trump voters. Then another +5 for Ras oversampling both parties at the expense of Independents.

Trump should just stay in the basement until November 5th.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 07:01 AM (RKVpM)

37 Today we find ourselves in a mire of our own making. Our inaction allowed the tyrants and traitors, those hateful characters bent on our submission to them, to ascend to power with nary a whiff of opposition. At least no opposition that made even the slightest scratch in their armor.

The enemy is well entrenched and supplied. The ramparts and pickets will be difficult to overcome, and to make our position more dire, the enemy is supported by oceans of propaganda bending minds of the simple men of labor to their side. Promises of power and control make nominal Christians into demons and The Devil himself is the puppet master.

Posted by: Clear-Eyed Killer at September 18, 2024 07:01 AM (DqoH/)

38 Why is China allowed to buy American land at all?

Does anyone think that America owns one single square inch of Chinese land?

Why is ANY sovereign nation allowed to own American land?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2024 07:02 AM (BpYfr)

39 So the navy launched a new fast attack sub in Middletown NJ that is carrying a mixed gender crew.

The navy is doing their bit to reverse the declining birth rate in our country.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2024 07:02 AM (38xCr)

40 What government agency, especially at the federal level, is actually competent at what they do and consistently acts to further their own ostensible mission?

Why in hell would the Secret Service be any different?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:02 AM (nPLkK)

41 ☕🚬

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2024 07:02 AM (/7KEl)

42 They aren't people anymore. They're reavers.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:00 AM (nPLkK)
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Sooner or later they will rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing.

And if we're very, very lucky, they will do it in that order.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2024 07:03 AM (BpYfr)

43 DaveinFla, did you look at the AtlasIntel poll?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2024 07:04 AM (0bpPp)

44 Dave in Fla
Harris needs a 5 point lead to have a chance because so much of her margin is in CA.
====
I suspect her support here is a lot weaker.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2024 07:05 AM (RIvkX)

45 Sooner or later they will rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing.

And if we're very, very lucky, they will do it in that order.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2024 07:03 AM (BpYfr)

So many great lines from that show.

But, honestly, on the continuum spanning from "being that" to "not being that", it's a bit jarring and hideous that there are a lot more people now who are far closer to the wrong side of that ruler than there used to be.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:06 AM (nPLkK)

46 The SS is supposed to be getting emergency funding in the CR to shore up their poor, beleaguered ranks. SPIT.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:06 AM (I1GXe)

47 The SS is supposed to be getting emergency funding in the CR to shore up their poor, beleaguered ranks. SPIT.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:06 AM (I1GXe)

Hey, you haven't done your job at all. It's almost as if you have had no security training whatsoever. Here's more money.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:07 AM (nPLkK)

48

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 18, 2024 07:08 AM (5hfjS)

49 MP4 said it best at #8

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Agreed.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 07:08 AM (d+Q1U)

50 The SS is supposed to be getting emergency funding in the CR to shore up their poor, beleaguered ranks. SPIT.
Posted by: Ben Had

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Ah yes, the "teachers are poor" gambit.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 07:08 AM (d+Q1U)

51 "Congress shall make no law ... abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; "

Extended to the States in numerous SCOTUS decisions.
Limited common sense exceptions for "yelling fire in a crowded theater" and libel.
Heightened protection for poltical speech.

Hillary was in on attacking Free Speech yesterday. I guess they teach differently at Yale Law.

Hillary's main point yesterday was to telegraph to Trump that if he doesn't quit they won't miss a third time.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2024 07:09 AM (nFx0I)

52 I used to have a pager. It would go off when there was a murder in SF.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2024 07:09 AM (RIvkX)

53 8 fantastic years, thank you, JJ!!
America as founded or bust!

Posted by: Uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do No Kill. See also, Vomitus at September 18, 2024 07:09 AM (gxokI)

54 You could pick twenty people from the local area and say "congratulations, you lot are now in charge of security for this event", and they would be more professional and competent than the people who get paid lavishly to be the best in the world at what they do.

We don't have Elites. We have Courtiers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:10 AM (nPLkK)

55 Shabbos Kestenbaum
@ShabbosK
·
Follow
“Fucking Jews…fuck Israelis.” The Senate Judiciary Committee has refused to hold a hearing on antisemitism for the last year. They held one today on “all forms of hate.” It was interrupted by horrific antisemites. Maybe now the Senate will take antisemitism seriously?!
====

Hahahahahahahahaha. The Senate? Of the United States? Hahahahaha!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2024 07:12 AM (RIvkX)

56 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2024 07:13 AM (Q4IgG)

57 Sinwar gave up any electronic communication on 10/7

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:13 AM (I1GXe)

58
Hezbollah lost a lot of members yesterday.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 07:14 AM (RKVpM)

59 Hahahahahahahahaha. The Senate? Of the United States? Hahahahaha!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2024 07:12 AM (RIvkX)

Senate Judiciary Committee : US Senate :: UNSC : UN

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:14 AM (nPLkK)

60 Trump should just stay in the basement until November 5th.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 07:01 AM (RKVpM)


Don't think there are a lot of basements in Florida.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 07:15 AM (U7wke)

61 Hezbollah lost a lot of members yesterday.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 07:14 AM (RKVpM)

That's what they get for keeping their beeper in their front pockets.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:15 AM (nPLkK)

62 "Why is it always kids? Why do these fucking lunatics always want to kill kids?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 06:56 AM (U7wke)"

Hatred of innocence?

on a more tactical level; unarmed, easy prey even for a coward.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 18, 2024 07:15 AM (UWgy2)

63 In a brazen attempt to brainwash young voters in Pennsylvania, an anti-Trump comic book full of lies about the January 6, 2021, Capitol riot is being sent to every public high school and library in the crucial swing state on the eve of the presidential election.
~~ Miranda Devine
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I bet it will be read too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2024 07:15 AM (dtRKo)

64 Happy Anniversary brother JJ

I always check the MR each morning, in lieu of the local newspaper. Do appreciate it

Posted by: Ex GOP at September 18, 2024 07:16 AM (GpUII)

65 I bet it will be read too.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2024 07:15 AM (dtRKo)

I can see this backfiring bigly.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:17 AM (nPLkK)

66 An added benefit for the Israelis is that the location pattern of explosions yesterday reveals the network of bad actors.

One of the harsh facts of the Middle East is that Israelis are smarter than your average bear while the Arab locals are literal IQ morons.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2024 07:19 AM (nFx0I)

67 38 Why is China allowed to buy American land at all?

Does anyone think that America owns one single square inch of Chinese land?

Why is ANY sovereign nation allowed to own American land?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel



https://youtu.be/yuBe93FMiJc?si=HkLudSGV33j8fxVK

May I direct you to one of the greatest speeches in movie history. Ned Beatty in 'Network'. Some of the players have changed but the speech remains valid.

'YOU HAVE MEDDLED IN THE PRIMAL FORCES OF NATURE'.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 18, 2024 07:19 AM (sAmhv)

68 sock_rat, you are spot on.
Soft targets with high concentration.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:20 AM (I1GXe)

69 58
Hezbollah lost a lot of members yesterday.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 07:14 AM (RKVpM)



Hezbollah is now BUZZ-Hollah!!!!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 07:21 AM (x0n13)

70 Limited common sense exceptions for "yelling fire in a crowded theater" and libel.

The government cannot punish you for libel, which is what the First says, but you can be sued by the target of your actions - unless you're famous for some reason.

I'm not sure how the crowded theater thing would work out. Insofar as I am aware, that "exception" exists due to musings of some SCOTUS person and not due to any actual litigation. I've no doubt that if anyone were injured that they'd find some way to charge the perpetrator but I would guess they wouldn't charge them with unlawful speech.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 07:21 AM (U7wke)

71 The problem with purging competence and surrounding yourself with mental defectives in the name of Revolución is that when you eventually do need a former President whacked, you got no one in your bullpen who can actually throw a strike.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:21 AM (nPLkK)

72
"It’s undermining the idea that mail-in ballots aren’t legal"

If you don't want to have election results questioned, don't have a system that leads to questions about election results.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2024 07:22 AM (BkEzK)

73 40 What government agency, especially at the federal level, is actually competent at what they do and consistently acts to further their own ostensible mission?

Why in hell would the Secret Service be any different?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:02 AM (nPLkK)


The IRS - in extorting the taxpayer under threat of imprisonment.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 07:22 AM (x0n13)

74 Congratulations and Happy Anniversary J.J.!!!

Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2024 07:22 AM (uGpeQ)

75 We don't have Elites. We have Courtiers.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:10 AM (nPLkK)


Courtiers could be banished. Ours only ever get raises until they retire and then they get paid by the taxpayer for the rest of their lives for nothing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 07:23 AM (U7wke)

76 Courtiers could be banished. Ours only ever get raises until they retire and then they get paid by the taxpayer for the rest of their lives for nothing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 07:23 AM (U7wke)

Seth Rich disagrees.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:23 AM (nPLkK)

77 The pager episode seems like a plot from a hollywood movie or a Tom Clancy novel. Mossad deserves an oscar or a pulitzer prize for literature.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 18, 2024 07:23 AM (2NHgQ)

78 May I direct you to one of the greatest speeches in movie history. Ned Beatty in 'Network'. Some of the players have changed but the speech remains valid.

'YOU HAVE MEDDLED IN THE PRIMAL FORCES OF NATURE'.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 18, 2024 07:19 AM (sAmhv)
====

This movie has become as prescient as 1984 has become.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2024 07:24 AM (RIvkX)

79 USSS has earned a spot high on the list of fedgov agencies to be Reimagined early next year.

I'd like to see Trump bring in his own volunteer security force. It will greatly improve his odds of surviving and will have the bonus effect of shaming the worthless fedgov types. As still another bonus, it will make clear to his supporters that voting is not enough. Action is going to be required to reverse the course the socialists have set for us

Posted by: Ex GOP at September 18, 2024 07:24 AM (GpUII)

80
Extended to the States in numerous SCOTUS decisions.
Limited common sense exceptions for "yelling fire in a crowded theater" and libel.
Heightened protection for poltical speech.


Libel, perjury, incendiary speech subject to the Brandenburg doctrine.

Even the hoary old "yelling fire" is a misquotation of Mr. Justice Holmes's "falsely yelling fire in a crowded theater."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2024 07:25 AM (BkEzK)

81
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 18, 2024 07:25 AM (bEb2S)

82 Seth Rich disagrees.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:23 AM (nPLkK)

I mean, throw away snark aside, you're right, they're not even good at holding court.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:25 AM (nPLkK)

83 Maybe now the Senate will take antisemitism seriously?!
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Hahahahahahahahaha. The Senate? Of the United States? Hahahahaha!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2024 07:12 AM (RIvkX)


We in the Senate are overcome with concern about rising anti-Semitism and, therefore, we are sponsoring this bipartisan bill to send an additional 500 gazillion dollars to Ukraine. -- take your pick of at least 60 different Senators

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 07:25 AM (U7wke)

84 I can see this backfiring bigly.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:17 AM (nPLkK)
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That would be the ideal outcome. From your mouth to...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2024 07:26 AM (9VUoo)

85 But, honestly, on the continuum spanning from "being that" to "not being that", it's a bit jarring and hideous that there are a lot more people now who are far closer to the wrong side of that ruler than there used to be.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:06 AM (nPLkK)
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I suspect those people have always been around. It's just that the walls separating "them" from "us" are far, far thinner than they used to be.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2024 07:26 AM (7fElN)

86 From DaveinFL's post:

Trump is over performing 2016 and 2020 with Blacks, Hispanics, Working class, Independent, etc. There is really no demographic where he is underperforming.

I'd add that Turnout will strongly break for Trump. Even honest polls aren't good at adjusting for changes. They'll undercount those who turn out but didn't last time, and undercount those who voted last time but stay home this time.

Hillary knows this. Expect they'll try to shoot Trump again. Or a Big October Surprise.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2024 07:27 AM (nFx0I)

87 JJ, your insight and snark are why I keep reading, even with infrequent comments, thank you for the last 8 years of analysis, and good thoughts to you for continued good health. And no lockup.

Posted by: Grog at September 18, 2024 07:27 AM (esAC9)

88 Love ya JJ. Your daily report is my favorite part of the day. Here’s to many more years of the Morning Report and decades more to your health and happiness.

Posted by: Jaimo at September 18, 2024 07:27 AM (fYstg)

89 If you don't want to have election results questioned, don't have a system that leads to questions about election results.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2024 07:22 AM (BkEzK)


But then we'd risk getting the wrong results, IYKWIM. -- uniparty drones

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 07:28 AM (U7wke)

90
Hezbollah before the fateful pager message: Almond Joy.

Hezbollah before the fateful pager message: Mounds.

Posted by: Sometimes you don't at September 18, 2024 07:29 AM (DobEs)

91 The material leaked to the Times comes from “American and other officials briefed on the operation” and the “American and other officials spoke on the condition of anonymity given the sensitive nature of the operation.”

Can someone explain to me why American officials must be briefed about an operation that does not concern them, and why the security clearances haven't been yanked on these Leakers who clearly aren't worthy of holding the clearances or even being allowed in the room?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 18, 2024 07:29 AM (rHxhM)

92 Danielle at NPR

“I just keep thinking about, after the Trump assassination attempt in Butler, the crowd briefly turned on the press and yelled that the shooting was journalists’ fault. It was very tense and very frightening for a short while there. My point is that we have weeks until Election Day, and violence can have terrifying knock-on effects.”

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:29 AM (gbOdA)

93 > Expect they'll try to shoot Trump again. Or a Big October Surprise.
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'By any means necessary'

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2024 07:29 AM (/7KEl)

94 Morning Horde, thx JJ and both Happy Anniversary and Happy Birthday
Allow me to be the first time say : P Diddy did not kill himself in prison

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2024 07:29 AM (ddxsZ)

95 > In a brazen attempt to brainwash young voters in Pennsylvania, an anti-Trump comic book full of lies about the January 6, 2021, Capitol riot is being sent to every public high school and library in the crucial swing state on the eve of the presidential election.
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Someone presumes those high schoolers can read. Maybe. Maybe not.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2024 07:30 AM (Q4IgG)

96 If you don't want to have election results questioned, don't have a system that leads to questions about election results.

That is why they are desperately trying to put in a system that can't be audited.

They want it to be like the mystery around AI: "We don't know how the system came to that solution even though we designed, deployed and maintain it."

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 18, 2024 07:31 AM (rHxhM)

97 My point is that we have weeks until Election Day, and violence can have terrifying knock-on effects.”
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:29 AM (gbOdA)

So maybe don't keep using all your Inflammatory Rhetoric then.

And put a longer skirt on.

That's how it works, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:31 AM (nPLkK)

98 Hezball- ahhh

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2024 07:32 AM (ddxsZ)

99 Oops.
"after"

Posted by: Sometimes you don't at September 18, 2024 07:32 AM (DobEs)

100 >> In a brazen attempt to brainwash young voters in Pennsylvania, an anti-Trump comic book full of lies about the January 6, 2021, Capitol riot is being sent to every public high school


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why would voting age adults be reading comic books in a high school?

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2024 07:32 AM (/7KEl)

101 Kevin Williamson emerged from his hole at wherever he writes to call JD Vance fifth-grade insulting names and Jonah Goldberg is cheering him on.

Why do these third rate nobodies still have jobs? It is a mystery.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2024 07:32 AM (RlEt2)

102 Re: photoshop at top

Woopi with her dreds reminds me of the Medusa, and her mane of live snakes

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2024 07:33 AM (/7KEl)

103 The Morning Report is 8 years old?

It seems older than that. Congratulations, JJ.

Posted by: dantesed at September 18, 2024 07:33 AM (Oy/m2)

104 The IRS - in extorting the taxpayer under threat of imprisonment.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 07:22 AM (x0n13)

It is interesting that monetary issue between people and/or business involves fines and money settlements but monetary issues between people and their government involves imprisonment.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:33 AM (gbOdA)

105 why would voting age adults be reading comic books in a high school?
Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2024 07:32 AM (/7KEl)
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Because of the pictures

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2024 07:33 AM (RlEt2)

106 Can someone explain to me why American officials must be briefed about an operation that does not concern them, and why the security clearances haven't been yanked on these Leakers who clearly aren't worthy of holding the clearances or even being allowed in the room?

They weren't. The NYT is doing what it does best - lying to its readership.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2024 07:33 AM (mH6SG)

107 Danielle at NPR

“I just keep thinking about, after the Trump assassination attempt in Butler, the crowd briefly turned on the press and yelled that the shooting was journalists’ fault. It was very tense and very frightening for a short while there. My point is that we have weeks until Election Day, and violence can have terrifying knock-on effects.”
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:29 AM (gbOdA)
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Judge: your plea is accepted. GUILTY! Next case.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2024 07:34 AM (RIvkX)

108 Nearly every headline is unbearable to read. With every ounce of sincerity, I mean that. Just unbearable.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 18, 2024 07:34 AM (N2zvp)

109 “I just keep thinking about, after the Trump assassination attempt in Butler, the crowd briefly turned on the press and yelled that the shooting was journalists’ fault. It was very tense and very frightening for a short while there. My point is that we have weeks until Election Day, and violence can have terrifying knock-on effects.”

I imagine that being shot in the head, and having another one you wack jobs taking another pot shot at a person who simply wants to relax and play golf has the potential of being terrifying.

Its also a known fact that living under a dark tyrannical dictatorship has its own "terrifying knock-on effects" like flooding the country with militant criminals who loot rape and kill with the Left's assistance and blessings.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 18, 2024 07:34 AM (rHxhM)

110 Martini Farmer. Even if they can read what affect will it have? They cannot vote in the upcoming election and this is the one that really counts. When PDT wins a lot of this nonsense goes away for the next 4 years. Especially after garland and his crew are exiled, hopefully to Siberia.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 18, 2024 07:34 AM (2NHgQ)

111 NoHazballs

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2024 07:34 AM (RlEt2)

112 why would voting age adults be reading comic books in a high school?
Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2024 07:32 AM (/7KEl)

Because someone who knew a guy who knows a guy got funded handsomely by the Department of Pissing Your Money Up A Rope to print and distribute fifty copies of this horseshit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:34 AM (nPLkK)

113 They may not celebrate All Saint's Day, but they they are getting a bit Halloween-y this year.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:36 AM (nPLkK)

114
Trump should just say, "It's over, I've won. I'm now going to get to work assembling my team to make America great and healthy again. But please go ahead and ask Kamala all the details of her plans in the coming weeks. That can't help but help me."

I've got Bobby Kennedy, Elon Musk, Tulsi Gabbard, and a lot of great people. She has a middle age singer who makes a lot of bad choices. Really bad choices. The worst. So bad."

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 07:36 AM (RKVpM)

115 I just keep thinking about, after the Trump assassination attempt in Butler, the crowd briefly turned on the press and yelled that the shooting was journalists’ fault.

It's very upsetting that those racist, sexist, buffoons who favor literally Hitler and are responsible for every covid death since they're probably filthy vax deniers who sit around all day plotting ways to deny women abortions or murder all the trans people would suggest the media might be culpable in spreading a miasma of hate and fear. -- MSM

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 07:36 AM (U7wke)

116 The Israeli attack yesterday will send pro Hamas crazies here into insanity. I don't like saying it but the violence they unleash will drive voters to Trump. Don't like it, but it's reality

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2024 07:37 AM (ddxsZ)

117 Funniest report this morning:

Taiwanese company at centre of pager explosion investigation claims they were made by a company in Budapest.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 07:37 AM (CEzQx)

118 The Morning Report is the best.

Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2024 07:38 AM (i0F8b)

119 In a brazen attempt to brainwash young voters in Pennsylvania, an anti-Trump comic book full of lies about the January 6, 2021, Capitol riot is being sent to every public high school and library in the crucial swing state on the eve of the presidential election.
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Someone presumes those high schoolers can read. Maybe. Maybe not.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2024 07:30 AM (Q4IgG)


Short of being required to write a book report on it, they're presuming that their propaganda would be written/illustrated well enough that the people who read comic books would bother.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 07:38 AM (U7wke)

120 Israel briefed American officials on the "pager operation" (apt phrasing, NYT) and what happened next? Of course, it was immediately leaked.
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The material leaked to the Times comes from “American and other officials briefed on the operation” and the “American and other officials spoke on the condition of anonymity given the sensitive nature of the operation.”

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2024 07:39 AM (7c6NI)

121 There were almost 170,000 more rapes, 300,000 more robberies, 1.4 million more assaults, 300,000 more claims of domestic violence, and almost 400,000 more crimes with a violent weapon.

You cannot bring them here
Without bringing there here

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:39 AM (gbOdA)

122 113 They may not celebrate All Saint's Day, but they they are getting a bit Halloween-y this year.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:36 AM (nPLkK)


Surprised the perverts haven't changed it to All Taints Day!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 07:39 AM (x0n13)

123 Why do these third rate nobodies still have jobs? It is a mystery.
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Globalist, de facto leftist billionaires are paying for it, so far.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 07:40 AM (CEzQx)

124 "You cannot bring them here
Without bringing there here"

On the plus side, we've decided we're not prosecuting those sorts of crimes anymore because we don't want any rapists and murders to think we're racist.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 18, 2024 07:40 AM (iFMeW)

125 I'm waiting for 'reports' in the media of innocent children injured or killed by exploding Zionist pagers.

Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2024 07:40 AM (i0F8b)

126 J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 07:39 AM (x0n13)

Don't give them any ideas.

Posted by: dantesed at September 18, 2024 07:40 AM (Oy/m2)

127 117 Funniest report this morning:

Taiwanese company at centre of pager explosion investigation claims they were made by a company in Budapest.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 07:37 AM (CEzQx)


Lo Mein goulash! Paging Miklos!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 07:40 AM (x0n13)

128 He said, "Don't call us, child, we'll call you"
I said, "You got my number?"
He said, "Yeah, I got it when you walked in the door"

Don't call us... we'll call you
Don't call us... we'll call you

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:40 AM (gbOdA)

129 > why would voting age adults be reading comic books in a high school?
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I presume there are 18 year olds in high school who can vote in November. It's not unheard of.

But it demonstrates that the Democrats think outside the box and continuously refine ways to cheat. And obviously have more money to piss away than common sense.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2024 07:41 AM (Q4IgG)

130 You know how i know this election is already over and they're not even going to try to "win it" through traditional means?

Harris has ads out about Trump raising your taxes.

It's over, honey. Hang up your kneepads, pull up your pants, and hit the lights on your way out.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:41 AM (nPLkK)

131 Courtiers could be banished. Ours only ever get raises until they retire and then they get paid by the taxpayer for the rest of their lives for nothing.

That is the part that puzzles me, how do all of these traitors on USG pensions expect to keep the gravy flowing when they are successful at their Cloward - Piven attack against the Golden Goose?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 18, 2024 07:41 AM (rHxhM)

132 Israel shouldn't be briefing the US intel community on anything

nothing but snakes at those 3-letter agencies

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2024 07:42 AM (/7KEl)

133 I'm waiting for 'reports' in the media of innocent children injured or killed by exploding Zionist pagers.

Wait no longer. That has already happened.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2024 07:43 AM (mH6SG)

134 #117 addendum, AFP style.

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 11m
NEW - Taiwan's Gold Apollo says Hezbollah pagers made by Hungary partner
Taiwanese company Gold Apollo said on Wednesday that the pager model allegedly used by Hezbollah members that simultaneously exploded and killed at least nine people was made by its Hungarian partner.

Gold Apollo has established a “long-term partnership” with Budapest-based BAC Consulting KFT to use its trademark and the model mentioned in media reports “is produced and sold by BAC,” the company said in a statement after the New York Times reported that its pagers were involved in the blasts.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 07:43 AM (CEzQx)

135 124 "You cannot bring them here
Without bringing there here"

On the plus side, we've decided we're not prosecuting those sorts of crimes anymore because we don't want any rapists and murders to think we're racist.
Posted by: Ribbed at September 18, 2024 07:40 AM (iFMeW)

There is greater than a 70% chance that a major crime is committed by a criminal out on bail here in Harris County.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:43 AM (gbOdA)

136 Short of being required to write a book report on it, they're presuming that their propaganda would be written/illustrated well enough that the people who read comic books would bother.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 07:38 AM (U7wke)

Hey, now, we can all see how popular woke and overly political comics have been doing in the marketplace recently.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:43 AM (nPLkK)

137 Wow, JJ. Did not realize it has been that long.
What a commitment and how blessed we are to have you doing this for us- lighting thousands of candles and exposing the darkness.

Ad multos annos!

Posted by: sal at September 18, 2024 07:43 AM (f+FmA)

138 "It's over, honey. Hang up your kneepads, pull up your pants, and hit the lights on your way out."

Trump is rising in all swing states, but appears to be behind in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Nevada. He's got a lock on Georgia and North Carolina, and closing in Pennsylvania. It could be a very early night. Apparently southern blacks are not impressed with New Hillary.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 18, 2024 07:43 AM (iFMeW)

139
Out: Islamist Rage Boy.
In: Islamist Pager Not-Quite-a-Boy-Anymore.

Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2024 07:43 AM (i0F8b)

140 Harris has ads out about Trump raising your taxes.

Yet more proof they know exactly what We The People demand out of our elected officials.

They remind us that they know exactly what we value so that they can delight in when they go the exact opposite of that desire and frustrate the retarded Charlie Browns that keep on kicking that Lucian football.

"Maybe this time the pathological liars that hate and despise us will be kind to us".

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 18, 2024 07:44 AM (rHxhM)

141 Gold Apollo has established a “long-term partnership” with Budapest-based BAC Consulting KFT to use its trademark and the model mentioned in media reports “is produced and sold by BAC BAM ,” the company said in a statement after the New York Times reported that its pagers were involved in the blasts.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 07:43 AM (CEzQx)

fixed it

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:44 AM (gbOdA)

142 That is the part that puzzles me, how do all of these traitors on USG pensions expect to keep the gravy flowing when they are successful at their Cloward - Piven attack against the Golden Goose?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 18, 2024 07:41 AM (rHxhM)


The people who think about collapsing the system don't rely on the pension. They rely on the wealth they gained using strategies which are illegal for everyone else.

The people who rely on the pensions don't think about anything but doing what they're told so that they can get the pension.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 07:45 AM (U7wke)

143 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 26m
NEW: Billionaire hedge fund manager John Paulson says he would pull his money from the market if Kamala Harris wins election - Fox Business

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 07:45 AM (CEzQx)

144 "Maybe this time the pathological liars that hate and despise us will be kind to us".

My kids were asking why gas was so cheap. I had to explain it's because the idiots voting in this country can't comprehend prices could have been this cheap all along and the Democrats are manipulating the idiots.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 18, 2024 07:45 AM (iFMeW)

145 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 40m
NEW - Two children among 12 dead in Lebanon pager blasts: minister

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
BREAKING - Several wounded in Lebanon blasts treated in Syria, others going to Iran: minister

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
NEW - Iran accuses Israel of 'mass murder' after pager explosions

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
NEW - Hezbollah vows to punish Israel after deadly pager blasts

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 07:47 AM (CEzQx)

146 139
Out: Islamist Rage Boy.
In: Islamist Pager Not-Quite-a-Boy-Anymore.
Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2024 07:43 AM (i0F8b)


Eliot Pager Page-Boy! Now has front hole!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 07:47 AM (x0n13)

147 Congratulations, JJ, for beating that vile disease. What a nice way to begin the day, learning that.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at September 18, 2024 07:47 AM (hKoQL)

148 Harris has ads out about Trump raising your taxes.

I'd love for Trump to respond with "even if that were true, you'd need to have a job for it to matter".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 07:47 AM (U7wke)

149 "You think $3 a gallon is cheap?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:47 AM (nPLkK)

150 Reading about P Diddys arrest and imprisonment. Some guy on X is saying if Diddy sings the entire music industry would collapse, along with parts of Hollywood.
This is a bad thing , why?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2024 07:47 AM (ddxsZ)

151 I'm waiting for 'reports' in the media of innocent children injured or killed by exploding Zionist pagers.
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Wait no longer. That has already happened.


Yet more rotten fruit in the paedo sex slave trade.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 18, 2024 07:48 AM (rHxhM)

152
I'm waiting for 'reports' in the media of innocent children injured or killed by exploding Zionist pagers.

Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2024 07:40 AM


I heard on the (radio) "news" this morning that an eight-year old was killed

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 18, 2024 07:48 AM (bEb2S)

153 My kids were asking why gas was so cheap. I had to explain it's because the idiots voting in this country can't comprehend prices could have been this cheap all along and the Democrats are manipulating the idiots.
Posted by: Ribbed at September 18, 2024 07:45 AM (iFMeW)

Now do groceries...

Posted by: sal at September 18, 2024 07:48 AM (f+FmA)

154 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
BREAKING - Kremlin says Lebanon pager blasts risk igniting tensions in ‘explosive’ region
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No word on if the Russian spokesman also said, "See what I did there, comrade??"

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
BREAKING - Russia says 'strongly condemns' Lebanon pager blasts

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 07:48 AM (CEzQx)

155 Gas is cheap? That's news to me.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2024 07:49 AM (mH6SG)

156 Hezbollah vows to punish Israel after deadly pager blasts

Lol. Cuz Hezbollah was all about peaceful negotiation before.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 07:49 AM (U7wke)

157 147 Congratulations, JJ, for beating that vile disease. What a nice way to begin the day, learning that.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at September 18, 2024 07:47 AM (hKoQL)


Well, I have beat it FOR NOW. One day at a time!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 07:49 AM (x0n13)

158 "Diddy sings the entire music industry would collapse, along with parts of Hollywood."

I think it's more interesting that we've seen several really good examples since Epstein that the system will react violently to protect itself. Look how quickly Republicans took down Santos and that guy in the wheelchair.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 18, 2024 07:49 AM (iFMeW)

159 We just witnessed two Democrat Party assassins try to murder President Trump. There really were three potential attempts including the Pakistani alleged to be an Iranian operative.

Given Democrats have crossed that rubicon- do you really believe that massive election fraud mostly done through insecure mail-in ballots and vote harvesting scheme are…beneath them?

People better wake up to what’s happening before we don’t have a republic anymore. Many Democrat aligned states have already stated there will not be results for days after Election Day. Do you really believe that’s incidental? You would be a fools to think that.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 18, 2024 07:49 AM (Ao3ru)

160 In Pennsylvania, at least 628,234 noncitizens had a state driver’s license or a non-driver’s license photo identification, according to a Right-to-Know request response obtained by Heather Honey, executive director of the Election Research Institute and co-founder of Verity Vote.

In an election that will be decided by around 15k votes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:49 AM (gbOdA)

161 God Bless you JJ and the horde. The report is the first thing I see in the waking hours and while of late there is much to be beaten down about, each and every one of you is a light in the darkness.
Thank you and many many more years to come!

Posted by: Paisley at September 18, 2024 07:50 AM (vvKmX)

162 Reading about P Diddys arrest and imprisonment. Some guy on X is saying if Diddy sings the entire music industry would collapse, along with parts of Hollywood.
This is a bad thing , why?


Generative AI has taken over since there haven't really been any good musicians since Jimmy Webb.

Everything else can be conjured up by drugged/inebriated semi-talented hacks with a lot of unstructured time and some software.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 18, 2024 07:50 AM (rHxhM)

163 good morning JJ, Horde

* notes levels of humidity in Florida *

Uh, JJ ... that weather machine needs some upgrades ...

Posted by: callsign claymore at September 18, 2024 07:50 AM (JcnCJ)

164 Well, I have beat it FOR NOW. One day at a time!

You got this, dude. We're all behind you.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2024 07:51 AM (mH6SG)

165 Gas is $3.15 per gallon around here. Who says it's cheap?

Posted by: dantesed at September 18, 2024 07:51 AM (Oy/m2)

166 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 13h
NEW - EU calls for outdoor smoking, vaping bans
The EU on Tuesday called on member countries to ban smoking and vaping in many outdoor areas including playgrounds, swimming pools and restaurant patios
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You know who else was a rabid antismoker??

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 07:51 AM (CEzQx)

167 "Hezbollah vows to punish Israel after deadly pager blasts"

Isn't that what they've been doing?

Mass murder? Iran does understand the concept of a war, right? They've been funding one for decades. Someone should tell them.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 18, 2024 07:52 AM (iFMeW)

168
Reading about P Diddys arrest and imprisonment. Some guy on X is saying if Diddy sings the entire music industry would collapse, along with parts of Hollywood.

That would be unfortunate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2024 07:53 AM (BkEzK)

169 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 13h
NEW - EU calls for outdoor smoking, vaping bans
The EU on Tuesday called on member countries to ban smoking and vaping in many outdoor areas including playgrounds, swimming pools and restaurant patios
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You know who else was a rabid antismoker??
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 07:51 AM (CEzQx)


Give me a hint... were they European? /s

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 07:54 AM (U7wke)

170 163 good morning JJ, Horde

* notes levels of humidity in Florida *

Uh, JJ ... that weather machine needs some upgrades ...
Posted by: callsign claymore at September 18, 2024 07:50 AM (JcnCJ)


Florida is chock Full O'Jews, no? Check the local shuffleboard court!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 07:54 AM (x0n13)

171 Gas prices by year
2014 3.313
2015 2.116
2016 1.949
2017 2.349
2018 2.555
2019 2.248

2023 3.339
2024 3.075

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:54 AM (gbOdA)

172 Many Democrat aligned states have already stated there will not be results for days after Election Day. Do you really believe that’s incidental? You would be a fools to think that.

Vote Early, Vote Often.

Allegedly, as you perform your God Assigned Duty to vote, do so as early as possible so that your vote will be noted and your name put in the "Already Voted" list. This is important since instead of trying to win your vote through emails, door-knocks and phone calls, by voting early you notify the technologically savvy Trump team to focus their resources elsewhere.

By voting early you are taking out insurance on Election Day mischief from the criminal Left, and you are saving the Trump campaign money - but most important you should be seeing fewer contacts begging for your vote.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 18, 2024 07:55 AM (rHxhM)

173 The EU is the Fourth Reich.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2024 07:55 AM (mH6SG)

174 Congratulations on 8 years , JJ.

Posted by: Jonah at September 18, 2024 07:55 AM (YCxFk)

175 rhennigan, now do diesel, please

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:56 AM (I1GXe)

176 Mornin’, All. Happy Wednesday.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 07:57 AM (v6JzV)

177 Reading about P Diddys arrest and imprisonment. Some guy on X is saying if Diddy sings the entire music industry would collapse, along with parts of Hollywood.

The only US music acts I listen to who've started in the industry more recently than the early 80s are metal or punk and not even many of those... mostly foreign bands for me.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 07:58 AM (U7wke)

178 So here's to another eight years. Meh, it was probably wading through the madness on a daily basis to write this that gave me a brain tumor in the first place!
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JJ I know you're kidding about this, but you've alluded to it before and I believe it deserves an answer. I think it's more to the point to say your sense of purpose here has helped focus you on pushing and healing and getting better. If not provided a damn good distraction. I mean you barely took a day off.

I have a lot I would say if I was writing to you privately but I think the tendency to irrationally blame ourselves for our illnesses is high and I really don't want you doing that.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 07:58 AM (LCr8f)

179 So Nickelback is Canadian? Explains a lot.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 07:58 AM (v6JzV)

180 Good morning! Congrats to JJS on 8th anniversary! May there be 8X8 more.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at September 18, 2024 07:58 AM (b3d/q)

181 NEW: Billionaire hedge fund manager John Paulson says he would pull his money from the market if Kamala Harris wins election - Fox Business

That is just a different way of saying that he will need to sell off large portions of his portfolio to pay wealth and unrealized gains taxes.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 18, 2024 07:59 AM (rHxhM)

182 28 Why is it always kids? Why do these fucking lunatics always want to kill kids?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 06:56 AM (U7wke)

Because it's the only way they can think of to stop themselves from f***ing them instead.

Posted by: XTC at September 18, 2024 07:59 AM (UnA8+)

183 while my doctors are optimistic that I have a very good shot at beating the odds of my cancer returning in the next 10 years or perhaps longer, they told me that I likely could die of something totally unrelated. Probably in prison for writing this column after being denied medical treatment, or food and water.

This sounds like an Ace headline in the making. "Legendary Moron passes from cancer recurrence, harsh conditions in new American gulag, but mostly the gulag."

Then, he'd get sent to gulag for calling the "Education and Tolerance Camps for Irredeemables" gulag.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 18, 2024 08:00 AM (ycI94)

184 Using the word "rap" as an adjective to modify the word "music" should be a criminal offense.

Posted by: But what do I know at September 18, 2024 08:00 AM (DobEs)

185 The market is drooling over a potential.25 rate cut by the Fed this PM. Would be interesting if they said "nah" stays where it is, but I doubt it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2024 08:01 AM (ddxsZ)

186 168
Reading about P Diddys arrest and imprisonment. Some guy on X is saying if Diddy sings the entire music industry would collapse, along with parts of Hollywood.

That would be unfortunate.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2024 07:53 AM (BkEzK)

If that is true, Diddy will be killed before he has any opportunity to turn state's evidence.

Posted by: XTC at September 18, 2024 08:01 AM (UnA8+)

187 I also was just having a conversation with my three-year-old about gas prices, and we both burst into tears over the impending third Reich of Fuhrer Trump.

Posted by: Handbook For The Ambiguously Gay at September 18, 2024 08:01 AM (M8BJV)

188 In the best possible spirit to JJ: Amazing links and research but personally I have Hitlerism overload. I think it's a leftist tendency to compress all history and politics into the prism of Europe 1938-1946, which is based largely on their misreading of American conservatism and that "left" vs "right" in the US means nothing like it does in Europe.

That said I do, 100% agree that we are experience a verson of American Fascism in our time, but in my humble opinion the American constitution, history and experience is so far from the European context that Our Fascism isn't clarified by referencing the European one of 80 years ago. That said, I truly appreciate the work and insight of the AM Report.

Posted by: Zek at September 18, 2024 08:02 AM (5FPX4)

189 Look at government agencies. Look at "Big Tech". Look at Boeing and NASA. Look at the news and entertainment complex.

Everything is hollow. Scratch the surface, and there's nothing there. There's no support or foundation to any of this except raw inertia.

I think, in the long run, that's a good thing. When it all falls apart, inevitably, it won't be nearly as catastrophic as it ought to be. The tangible heft of Real Life is still there humming along patiently and quietly underneath this fragile, crystalline rind of frenetic bullshit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:02 AM (nPLkK)

190 Short of being required to write a book report on it, they're presuming that their propaganda would be written/illustrated well enough that the people who read comic books would bother.

That is actually a good point. Nearly everyone except the insane are still focused on the Left's narrative of J6.

The sad part is that those responsible for making my fellow Americans political prisoners to this communist regime are still free and working their evil.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 18, 2024 08:02 AM (rHxhM)

191 Congrats, JJ. Here’s to many more years of you and the MR!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 08:02 AM (v6JzV)

192 Gas is cheap? That's news to me.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2024 07:49 AM (mH6SG)
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Cheaper than eggs, but that's not saying much...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2024 08:04 AM (7fElN)

193 So many Rubicons.

Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2024 08:05 AM (QfvaV)

194 @189 everything is being deconstructed from the inside out. Cloward and Piven the system from without, illegal immigration , defund police, neuter the courts. The left is on the march .

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2024 08:05 AM (ddxsZ)

195 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 8h
NEW - California Governor Newsom signs three bills outlawing AI political ads, "related to elections 120 days before Election Day and 60 days thereafter," at Salesforce event.

MORE - The laws allow courts to force AI media disclosures, stop distribution of deepfake election materials and impose civil penalties.

Eric Matheny 🎙️ @ericmmatheny 35m
In California you can steal $950 worth of goods without consequences; use drugs openly in front of police; use the sidewalk as a toilet…

But no political memes.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 08:05 AM (CEzQx)

196 "I also was just having a conversation with my three-year-old about gas prices, and we both burst into tears over the impending third Reich of Fuhrer Trump."

Really the best solution is to let Disney and the public schools teach your children. That's how you know they really learn the right principles and ideals. Then send them off to some state college to study African American history so they can find a husband, son or daughter.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 18, 2024 08:05 AM (IHRQq)

197 In February, the Biden-Harris administration announced five new NNSA appointees, with staff now 60 percent women, 57 percent “people of color,” and 25 percent “identifying as LGBTQ+.”

First they came for the Nuclear Scientist.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 08:05 AM (gbOdA)

198 Happy Anniversary JJ! 8 years. Wow. You are the best part of my morning. Thanks again.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 18, 2024 08:06 AM (SfhV1)

199 "Gas is cheap? That's news to me."

It's dropped 70 cents in the last two months in Baton Rouge. It is cheap relatively speaking.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 18, 2024 08:06 AM (IHRQq)

200
Genitalcide!

Posted by: 72 Virgins at September 18, 2024 08:06 AM (RKVpM)

201 Cheaper than eggs, but that's not saying much...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2024 08:04 AM (7fElN)

Pasture raised brown eggs is like $8.99 per dozen at the grocery store.

Posted by: dantesed at September 18, 2024 08:06 AM (Oy/m2)

202 JJ - Happy Anniversary AND Happy Birthday!

I will say this once again, even thought I know you will scoff at me once again -- but you, sir, are the closest thing we have today to El Rushbo.
He had his opening monologue, you have a daily write-up.
He had his stack of stuff, you have the link-o-rama.
He had a mixed bag of callers, you have us deplorable commenters.

Thank you for all you do - sincerely! I can't tell you the number of things I discuss with people that is often new info to them, but I already learned it from you days/weeks/months ago. We are so fortunate to have you, brother!!!

Posted by: Doof at September 18, 2024 08:07 AM (RhGG0)

203 How many eggs in a gallon?

.....

I actually have no idea.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:07 AM (nPLkK)

204 Congrats on 8 years ! Don't know what I'd do without my morning news from you .

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 08:08 AM (IyPmt)

205 The ratings for David Muir’s ABC News show have dropped significantly since the debate in which he and Linsey Davis fact checked Trump relentlessly while giving Kamala Harris a pass on various lies.

People have absolutely had it with the media’s one-sided political activism.

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2024 08:09 AM (9JK86)

206 The genitals in Judea explode generally on the gentiles.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:10 AM (nPLkK)

207 It's National Cheeseburger Day. 🍔

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2024 08:10 AM (NpAcC)

208 @195 a bill like that banning political speech before an election is like the McCain- Feingold law which led to the Citizens United decision. Leftist assholes never learn

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2024 08:10 AM (ddxsZ)

209 Under the Culture heading-
I've been mulling over a list of Movies to Explain America to Others for years. So many to choose from that it's tough to do just 100.

I liked his post and agree with his themes, with the possible exception of James Bond as the Loner.

Posted by: sal at September 18, 2024 08:10 AM (f+FmA)

210 Answering the people's questions:

Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson 17h
🥗KAMALA WORD SALAD: Her answer on lowering grocery store prices

"I offer a new generation of leadership for our country that is particularly about turning the page on an era that that sadly has shown us attempts by some to incite fear.."

Greg Price @greg_price11 13h
Reporter: "What do you tell people who wake up each morning wondering 'How am I going to get by financially?'"

Walz: "I tell them Kamala Harris and I know something about it being middle class folks."

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 08:11 AM (CEzQx)

211 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:11 AM (Zz0t1)

212 Sorry I'm late. Pager went off, had to run outside and drown it in the rain barrel.

Posted by: Zombie Dr. Beeper at September 18, 2024 08:11 AM (CV8a5)

213 We love you JJ.


Happy Birthday!!!

Happy Anniversary!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:11 AM (Zz0t1)

214 As Polar Bear Population Explodes, Animal Loses its Climate Crisis Mascot Status

It’s a good thing their numbers are thriving. After Prime Minister Justin Trudeau gets done, polar bear safaris may be Canada’s only growth industry.

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2024 08:12 AM (9JK86)

215 In California you can steal $950 worth of goods without consequences; use drugs openly in front of police; use the sidewalk as a toilet…

But no political memes.


Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2024 08:12 AM (mH6SG)

216 David Muir is the Shepherd Smith of news broadcasting.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 08:12 AM (I1GXe)

217 It’s a good thing their numbers are thriving. After Prime Minister Justin Trudeau gets done, polar bear safaris may be Canada’s only growth industry.
Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2024 08:12 AM (9JK86)

Quim the Eskimo.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:12 AM (nPLkK)

218 It would take a heart of stone not to laugh at the tears of a three-year-old concerned about gas prices.

Posted by: Handbook For The Ambiguously Gay at September 18, 2024 08:13 AM (M8BJV)

219 Congratulations on eight years JJ. I don’t know what I would do without your morning reports thank you. 🙏

Posted by: Spypeach at September 18, 2024 08:13 AM (UuB/1)

220 MORE - The laws allow courts to force AI media disclosures, stop distribution of deepfake election materials and impose civil penalties.

And surely no double standard or selected enforcement.

Its like Newsome is reminding We The People that we truly live in a dictatorial communist society.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 18, 2024 08:13 AM (rHxhM)

221
Just "Leftist billionaires fund them" isn't a good explanation of how the likes of Williamson have jobs. There are billions of people who are better writers than him. MARK MORFORD is a better writer than him, and I think you can actually get physical brain damage from reading his columns. Either anybody can scam money from those lefty billionaires, or they, like everyone else, don't actually read what their peon who's underqualified for the job of "overpass window washer" is actually writing.

Posted by: American Hawkman at September 18, 2024 08:13 AM (9VDxG)

222 David Muir is the Shepherd Smith of news broadcasting.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 08:12 AM (I1GXe)

Also the Shep Smith of the bathhouse scene.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 08:14 AM (LCr8f)

223 "As Polar Bear Population Explodes..."

That's ridiculous. Where would they store their pagers?

Posted by: callsign claymore at September 18, 2024 08:14 AM (JcnCJ)

224 Either anybody can scam money from those lefty billionaires, or they, like everyone else, don't actually read what their peon who's underqualified for the job of "overpass window washer" is actually writing.
Posted by: American Hawkman at September 18, 2024 08:13 AM (9VDxG)

Brutalism. It's not just an architectural style.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:14 AM (nPLkK)

225 It's National Cheeseburger Day. 🍔
Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2024 08:10 AM (NpAcC)


No Coke - PEPSI!
- Zombie John Belushi

Posted by: Doof at September 18, 2024 08:14 AM (RhGG0)

226 Secret Service Investigating Elon Musk Over Trump Assassination Post

“And no one is even trying to assassinate Biden/Kamala,” Musk wrote on X.

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2024 08:15 AM (9JK86)

227 Congratulations J.J.!
You're the best!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2024 08:15 AM (NpAcC)

228 “It’s undermining the idea that mail-in ballots aren’t legal. I think we need to push back on this. There’s no guarantee to free speech on misinformation or hate speech, and especially around our democracy. Tell the truth, where the voting places are, who can vote, who’s able to be there.”


Enforce this shit and no Dem can run for office anywhere because all they do is LIE.

You all will burn in Hell for what you're doing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:15 AM (Zz0t1)

229 "I offer a new generation of leadership for our country that is particularly about turning the page on an era that that sadly has shown us attempts by some to incite fear.."

Like what the Bolsheviks said, or Mao's Cultural Revolution.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 18, 2024 08:16 AM (rHxhM)

230 My pager hasn't exploded yet, but now I see that it barfed a hairball in the corner last nite. Bad pager! Bad!

Posted by: Dig gp Must at September 18, 2024 08:16 AM (b3d/q)

231 I liked his post and agree with his themes, with the possible exception of James Bond as the Loner.
Posted by: sal at September 18, 2024 08:10 AM (f+FmA)

High Plains Drifter
Josey Wales
Jeremiah Johnson

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 08:16 AM (gbOdA)

232 Ukrainian drone attack triggers earthquake-sized blast at arsenal in Russia's Tver region

Unverified video and images on social media showed a huge ball of flame blasting high into the night sky and multiple detonations thundering across a lake about 380 km (240 miles) west of Moscow.

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2024 08:17 AM (9JK86)

233 Idiocracy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:17 AM (nPLkK)

234 Sponge, how is the 'First Lady' doing?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 08:17 AM (I1GXe)

235 I took one of our California refugees to a butcher shop yesterday. His eyes bugged out. Racks of ribs, steaks, hamburger, bacon, sausages, etc.

He picked up a "family pack" size portion of country bacon (2.5lbs), some hot links and few other items.

His tab was about $25. He said it would have be closer to $75 in CA.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2024 08:17 AM (Q4IgG)

236 God Bless you JJ! Thank you for being a beacon!

Posted by: Crazy at September 18, 2024 08:17 AM (uaGua)

237 artsiful @artsifulmain
"Unity. Peace. Make America Great Again." Powerful words from President Trump after surviving yet another assassination attempt.

In honor of the Teflon Don going 2-0, I am honored to unveil my latest painting "United We Stand". My goal with this work was to capture the intensity of Trump's iconic moment, while also presenting a vision of Unity.

If y'all appreciate this art, please like and retweet. I would be honored if @realDonaldTrump got to see this 🦅

https://tinyurl.com/5n76tj5p
Not great IMHO and I don't know about including Teddy but for your edification.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 08:17 AM (CEzQx)

238 "I offer a new generation of leadership for our country..."



Isn't she part of the old generation of leadership for our country?

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 18, 2024 08:17 AM (SfhV1)

239 I would really like a bacon double cheeseburger.

Posted by: dantesed at September 18, 2024 08:18 AM (Oy/m2)

240 Isn't she part of the old generation of leadership for our country?
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 18, 2024 08:17 AM (SfhV1)

She IS the CURRENT generation of leadership.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:18 AM (nPLkK)

241 Looking out the kitchen window, the moon is gorgeous right now- full and white about 12 degrees above the horizon.
If I understood astronomy, I would know why it was over the house across the street earlier and is now over the school playground, but I can just admire it anyway.

Posted by: sal at September 18, 2024 08:19 AM (f+FmA)

242 David Muir is the Shepherd Smith of news broadcasting anal fissures.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 08:12 AM (I1GXe)



Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:19 AM (Zz0t1)

243 “And no one is even trying to assassinate Biden/Kamala,” Musk wrote on X.

Exactly how is that supposedly a triggering message?

Isn't the observation that in the world steeped in violence that no one is even trying to assassinate the current political leadership a good thing?

"Hey no one is trying to kill the president" (hooray!)
Translation: Elon Musk is issuing kill orders.

That is demonic thinking on part of the Ruling Class.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 18, 2024 08:19 AM (rHxhM)

244 It’s undermining the idea that mail-in ballots aren’t legal.

Mail in ballots are intended to make fraud easier. EOS. There is no other reason to allow their usage outside of deployed military units.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2024 08:20 AM (oZhjI)

245 It's incredible to watch the ostensible incumbent trying to campaign as the Change candidate.

It's incredible that America effectively has no president right now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:20 AM (nPLkK)

246 "I offer a new generation of leadership for our country..."

Straight into the abyss.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2024 08:20 AM (mH6SG)

247 Washington GOP Chair and State Rep. Jim Walsh, R-Aberdeen, has filed a federal lawsuit alongside Franklin County Auditor Matt Beaton against a consent decree agreed to by the Secretary of State’s Office that overturned a 30-day voter residency requirement in place since the [Washington] state constitution was ratified in 1889.

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2024 08:21 AM (9JK86)

248 “And no one is even trying to assassinate Biden/Kamala,” Musk wrote on X.

Why does this upset the ruling class? Two reasons;

1) It puts a lie to their endless claims of "rightwing violence"

2) It then puts a question of why leftwingers are so violent.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2024 08:21 AM (oZhjI)

249 ...earthquake-sized blast...
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How many tera-pagers is that??

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 08:21 AM (CEzQx)

250 "Now we know it’s intimidation at the ballot box,” responded Walz.

You mean like armed black panthers outside polling places in Philly in 2008?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 08:21 AM (CIS44)

251 Brett Favre issues an Xcrement about how being born American and not thinking this is the best country on Earth, you're not American.

Keith Olbermann takes exception.

Favre reminds him what an abject failure he is.

Riley Gaines laughs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:21 AM (Zz0t1)

252 Just "Leftist billionaires fund them" isn't a good explanation of how the likes of Williamson have jobs. There are billions of people who are better writers than him. MARK MORFORD is a better writer than him, and I think you can actually get physical brain damage from reading his columns. Either anybody can scam money from those lefty billionaires, or they, like everyone else, don't actually read what their peon who's underqualified for the job of "overpass window washer" is actually writing.
Posted by: American Hawkman at September 18, 2024 08:13 AM (9VDxG)


Back when the Diddy stuff broke, a couple months ago, I watched a video which "explained" the whole thing. They have dirt on everyone who gets ahead in the industry, including Diddy. He gets the dirt on all the up-and-comers but they've got dirt on him.

How is this relevant? My guess is that writers like Williamson sucked the dick, or whatever they were required to do to be "made".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 08:22 AM (U7wke)

253 249 Ha!

Posted by: Dig gp Must at September 18, 2024 08:22 AM (b3d/q)

254 An escalating series of clashes in the South China Sea between the Philippines and China could draw the U.S., which has a mutual defense treaty with the Philippines, into the conflict. A 60 Minutes crew got a close look at the tense situation when traveling on a Philippine Coast Guard ship that was rammed by the Chinese Coast Guard.

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2024 08:22 AM (9JK86)

255
That is demonic thinking on part of the Ruling Class.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 18, 2024 08:19 AM (rHxhM)



"Trump must be stopped by any means necessary.

But that really means don't shoot. We mean it."

- - - - - The DNC

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

256 @jdvance I'm glad President Trump is safe...I'll be hugging my kids extra tight tonight and saying a prayer of gratitude.

@mehdirhasan You know who else will be hugging their kids extra tight tonight? The Haitian parents in Springfield keeping their kids home because of all the death threats you incited against them.

MAGAT's only see caucasian as people. Asian Americans in WW2. American Indians since the founding of US. They want these people DEAD. Not “deported”, not incarcerated, DEAD. They love the thought of concentration camps and crematoria.

Notice in Trump's comment about eating dogs he said “they are eating the pets of people who live there”. The Haitians live there too but they aren’t people to him.

Mr Vance, you know who can't hold their kids close tonight? Parents of children at Newtown CT, Virginia Tech, Parkland, Columbine...all because you won't support gun safety.

Fuckers like Just Dumb Vance are incapable of understanding the terror they inflict on people. I Can Just Hear Alex Jones Reacting To This: "How come I got clobbered and this Vance guy can do the exact same thing and get off scot free?

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 18, 2024 08:23 AM (ycI94)

257 You mean like armed black panthers outside polling places in Philly in 2008?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 08:21 AM (CIS44)


We had them at our polling place in Kenosha in 2008. Standing at the entrance. Bussed in from Chicago. I called the police. Nothing.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 18, 2024 08:23 AM (SfhV1)

258 Every two years I get a ballot mailed to my house for the guy that lived here before I moved in.

Every two years I throw it out and tell the local election officials that guy isn't hear any more.

There is nothing stopping me from voting on his behalf. How many people in this same situation are in fact doing so?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2024 08:23 AM (oZhjI)

259 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok 19h
Incredible footage revealing an operation in Charleroi, PA where Haitians are being bussed to and from food factories operated by Fourth Street Foods.

It’s estimated that 90% of workers are now made up of Haitians.

Kamala imported 2,000 Haitians into this town of 4,000 people and now they’re taking American jobs.

https://tinyurl.com/yrykmun9
1:30 minutes; commentary only but relatively loud.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 08:24 AM (CEzQx)

260 > David Muir is the Shepherd Smith of news broadcasting anal fissures.
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Say, what's ol' Shep doing these days? Besides taking it up the ass?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2024 08:24 AM (Q4IgG)

261 “It’s undermining the idea that mail-in ballots aren’t legal. I think we need to push back on this. There’s no guarantee to free speech on misinformation or hate speech, and especially around our democracy. Tell the truth, where the voting places are, who can vote, who’s able to be there.”

I would guess >50% of mail-in ballots are illegal. Not signed, not dated, no witness if required. Then there is the whole matter of mailed, drop boxed, and who exactly touched the ballot. Then there is the issue that it is very easy for criminals to take legal ballots (Think Mogadishu/St Paul) and vote them in mass.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 08:24 AM (gbOdA)

262 You know who else will be hugging their kids extra tight tonight? The Haitian parents in Springfield keeping their kids home because of all the death threats you incited against them.

Since home is in Haiti I rate this statement as "liar liar pants on fire""

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2024 08:24 AM (oZhjI)

263 that was rammed by the Chinese Coast Guard.
Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2024 08:22 AM (9JK86)

Lol.

"Over The Horizon? Fuck that. Ramming speeeeeeeed!"

What are you, rowing around the SCS in triremes, you backwards ass retards?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:24 AM (nPLkK)

264 Isn't she part of the old generation of leadership for our country?
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 18, 2024 08:17 AM (SfhV1)


The old generation of leadership is part of her.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 08:25 AM (U7wke)

265 Good morning good people and many, many thanks J.J. Happy Morning Thread birthday.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 08:25 AM (WXNFJ)

266
“And no one is even trying to assassinate Biden/Kamala,” Musk wrote on X.

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2024 08:15 AM


It's a fuzzy photograph but the Routh guy, or a guy that looks one hell of a lot like him and wearing almost the exact same shirt as he wore when captured, was in a line of people entering a Harris event. Empty-handed.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 08:25 AM (RKVpM)

267 Sponge, how is the 'First Lady' doing?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 08:17 AM (I1GXe)



She's doing ok. The treatments have her still figuring out a successful routine as her tiredness sometimes attacks a will, but overall, she's handling it well.

She's rocking the buzz cut and owning it. I'm proud of her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

268 MAGAT's only see caucasian as people.

These people know that Vance's wife is of Indian decent right?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2024 08:26 AM (oZhjI)

269 MAGAT's only see caucasian as people. Asian Americans in WW2.

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Who wants to tell 'em?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 08:26 AM (CIS44)

270 Incredible footage revealing an operation in Charleroi, PA where Haitians are being bussed to and from food factories operated by Fourth Street Foods.

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Listeria at September 18, 2024 08:26 AM (mH6SG)

271 Is what Waltz said about undermining the idea that mail-in ballots are illegal-----isn't that a double negative? Serious question

Posted by: AgathaPagatha at September 18, 2024 08:27 AM (xDMjB)

272
@mehdirhasan You know who else will be hugging their kids extra tight tonight? The Haitian parents in Springfield keeping their kids home because of all the death threats you incited against them.



But 'Trump is Hitler' has no effect on anything anywhere, right douche canoe?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

273 It's a fuzzy photograph but the Routh guy, or a guy that looks one hell of a lot like him and wearing almost the exact same shirt as he wore when captured, was in a line of people entering a Harris event. Empty-handed.

I couldn't find anything about Harris on the board Routh ran, but he lauded 4 HI Democrats as examples of what are politicians should be like

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2024 08:27 AM (oZhjI)

274 New York Post @nypost 12h
Illegal migrant accused of raping Nantucket pre-teen child went free on bail before ICE could nab him
trib.al/ZaFKQo7

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 08:27 AM (CEzQx)

275 JJ, may God bless you and keep you.

Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2024 08:27 AM (PCK5/)

276 Since the death threats came from outside the US, I think the Haitians are okay, unlike the residents of Springfield. And they did not bring over families.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 18, 2024 08:28 AM (MpVUb)

277 New York Post @nypost 12h
Illegal migrant accused of raping Nantucket pre-teen child went free on bail before ICE could nab him
trib.al/ZaFKQo7
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 08:27 AM (CEzQx)



"There is no bail only Zuul."

- - - New York

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)

278 269 MAGAT's only see caucasian as people. Asian Americans in WW2.

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Who wants to tell 'em?
Posted by: BruceWayne

I made sure to put that response towards the top lol. George Takei probably blames Trump for his family's internment, though, so Snopes rates the claim as "mostly true".

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 18, 2024 08:29 AM (ycI94)

279 JJ, may God bless you and keep you.

Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2024 08:27 AM (PCK5/)



Thread winner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)

280 toddstarnes @toddstarnes 17h
JUST IN: The feds dumped Haitian migrants in tiny Sylacauga, Alabama. Local leaders were not told in advance. This small Southern town does not have the resources to care for the migrants. Sylacauga is a deep red town in a deep red county. The Democrats are dumping illegals into small towns to cause chaos. They want to destabilize the nation.

RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9 5h
Demographic change is a weapon. Many of us have always know this, but now it's clear beyond a shadow of a doubt. The government is deliberately dropping the unassimilable groups of people in tiny communities that are unable to cope, simply out of spite.

Travis @Travis_4_Trump 10h
JUST IN: Springfield, OH mayor Rob Rue says it would be a strain on city resources for Donald Trump or JD Vance to visit, and ask them to stay out.

Apparently, Trump visiting for one night is a strain, but he and no problem accepting 20,000 migrants into a city with 60,000 residents.

The woke politicians are a joke. Why does anyone vote for them?

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 08:29 AM (CEzQx)

281 268 These people know that Vance's wife is of Indian decent right?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2024 08:26 AM (oZhjI)

They do know.

That's why they whined about him taking her to a meat processing plant for a campaign appearance.

Posted by: XTC at September 18, 2024 08:30 AM (UnA8+)

282 I don't have any desire to put Haitians or Aztecs in camps. I just want them to get out and stay out.

NPCs who say that kinda shit, though? Mos' def. Labor camps. There's gleaming ribbon of double-Panamax canal from Anchorage to New Orleans waiting to be built, and it ain't gonna dig itself, you fairies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2024 08:30 AM (0FoWg)

283 George Takei probably blames Trump for his family's internment, though, so Snopes rates the claim as "mostly true".
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 18, 2024 08:29 AM (ycI94)



George Takei should do his ass a favor and stop shoving things in it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

284 197 In February, the Biden-Harris administration announced five new NNSA appointees, with staff now 60 percent women, 57 percent “people of color,” and 25 percent “identifying as LGBTQ+.”

First they came for the Nuclear Scientist.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 08:05 AM (gbOdA)


The Junta is diligently working to make Our Precious Democracy Government look like America! The America they are diligently working to create ASAP, that is.

JJ, thanks for 8 years. The MR is terrific, each and every day.

Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2024 08:31 AM (pp/iw)

285 MAGAT's only see caucasian as people. Asian Americans in WW2. American Indians since the founding of US. They want these people DEAD.

So... FDR was MAGA? All those people who lived before 1854 (founding of the GOP) and pushed the borders westward were all MAGA?

I know history started yesterday for these idiots but damn.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 08:32 AM (U7wke)

286 Haitians are being bussed to and from food factories operated by Fourth Street Foods.

What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Listeria


How are the executives at Boar's Head not facing prison time?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 18, 2024 08:32 AM (YAMql)

287 Incredible footage revealing an operation in Charleroi, PA where Haitians are being bussed to and from food factories operated by Fourth Street Foods.

What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Listeria at September 18, 2024 08:26 AM (mH6SG)



What's preventing the town from putting them on buses and shipping them to a blue shithole?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

288 JJ, don't die. And if you do die don't let the cats eat your face, okay?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 18, 2024 08:32 AM (W3T6M)

289 Congrats on eight years, J.J., and Godspeed going forward!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 18, 2024 08:32 AM (DlVGn)

290 271 Is what Waltz said about undermining the idea that mail-in ballots are illegal-----isn't that a double negative? Serious question
Posted by: AgathaPagatha

More importantly, I'm pretty sure I've read that European countries don't allow widespread voting by mail for security reasons, and international voter integrity agencies (certifying election standards in places like Iraq and Venezuela) don't look favorably on it, either. Weird.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 18, 2024 08:33 AM (ycI94)

291 Biden-Harris DHS Refused to Investigate Failed Trump Shooter After He Was Flagged by Border Agents Last Year.
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Fake news. "Failed to investigate" my eye. They hired him.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2024 08:33 AM (1bNHn)

292 The woke politicians are a joke. Why does anyone vote for them?

*shrugs*

Posted by: Barbecued Pets at September 18, 2024 08:33 AM (mH6SG)

293 Danielle at NPR

“I just keep thinking about, after the Trump assassination attempt in Butler, the crowd briefly turned on the press and yelled that the shooting was journalists’ fault. It was very tense and very frightening for a short while there. My point is that we have weeks until Election Day, and violence can have terrifying knock-on effects.”


Good. I hope you spend every minute of your worthless life pissing yourself in fear that you'll be dragged off to the nearest lamppost.

You are the enemy of the American people, and it is only by the grace of God and the innate good will of conservatives that you're able to leave a Trump rally without having six others carry you out by the handles.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 18, 2024 08:33 AM (Q0kLU)

294 Arizona Secretary of State Adrian Fontes (D) explained Tuesday that there was an error in state systems that labeled the roughly 97,000 voters as providing documented proof of U.S. citizenship, Votebeat reported.

And the ERROR always goes to the (D).

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 08:33 AM (gbOdA)

295 JJ, don't die. And if you do die don't let the cats eat your face, okay?
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 18, 2024 08:32 AM (W3T6M)



This needs a bumper sticker.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

296
Incredible footage revealing an operation in Charleroi, PA where Haitians are being bussed to and from food factories operated by Fourth Street Foods.

Saw a 'citizen journalist' video from that town yesterday where the local sewer system is suddenly overwhelmed and the stench extends for blocks.

Remember when 'infrastructure' was a thing? Schools, roads, hospitals, sewer systems all suddenly overwhelmed.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 08:34 AM (RKVpM)

297 288 JJ, don't die. And if you do die don't let the cats eat your face, okay?
Posted by: Pudinhead

Soon....

Posted by: Patient, Hungry Haitian, camping outside JJ's home at September 18, 2024 08:35 AM (ycI94)

298 Wasn't Hungry Hungry Haitian a board game for kids back in the 80's?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

299 If even one journalist gets beaten by an irate mob, that would mean real progress was actually happening in America. But it hasn't happened, and it likely won't. But living in fear of angry mobs is what they *should* be doing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2024 08:36 AM (0FoWg)

300 Cholera and plague are getting together for a reunion tour

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 08:37 AM (I1GXe)

301
There are no Haitians in Springfield, but if there were they'd be legal, employed citzens.

Posted by: Auspex at September 18, 2024 08:37 AM (j4U/Z)

302 Wasn't Hungry Hungry Haitian a board game for kids back in the 80's?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Bide

It was tough cause the little cat figures didnt roll on the board very easily. They should have tried doing it with little balls.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 08:37 AM (CIS44)

303 If even one journalist gets beaten by an irate mob, that would mean real progress was actually happening in America. But it hasn't happened, and it likely won't. But living in fear of angry mobs is what they *should* be doing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2024 08:36 AM (0FoWg)



At this point, openly ridiculing them in public would be acceptable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

304 wait, the exploding pagers story is getting better :

"19 Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) members were killed after their pagers had exploded in Deir ez-Zur in eastern Syria, Saudi news source Al-Hadath reported Wednesday afternoon.

An additional 150 IRCG members were also wounded in the explosions, Army Radio reported citing the Saudi news source."

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2024 08:38 AM (V13WU)

305 Good. I hope you spend every minute of your worthless life pissing yourself in fear that you'll be dragged off to the nearest lamppost.
_Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
_________________________


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV72YrB1454

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 08:38 AM (PS4T+)

306 @294

>>And the ERROR always goes to the (D).

As has been noted, I don't think there is any scenario where they allow Trump back into the White House, the lunatics that are running the world have decided that's a risk they can't take.

So, I'm not really looking forward to the next few months.

Unfortunately, we are going to be living in interesting times very shortly.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2024 08:38 AM (XV/Pl)

307 Springfield, OH mayor Rob Rue says it would be a strain on city resources for Donald Trump or JD Vance to visit, and ask them to stay out.

Trump should have a rally in Urbana, which is apparently slightly northeast of Springfield.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 08:38 AM (U7wke)

308 At this point, openly ridiculing them in public would be acceptable.
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So hanging them from lampposts is the way to go, rite?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 18, 2024 08:38 AM (W3T6M)

309 Now I understand why NASA is a complete failure.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 18, 2024 08:38 AM (YAMql)

310 If you think the Haitians or the Tren de Whatever are bad wait until the federal HUD builders show up to your town and decide that you need 2 2000 unit housing units, a new bus line, and 3 more schools. Sure, they will have a few Biden Bucks to build it but then the town will be left with 30 years of bills to keep the place running.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 08:38 AM (gbOdA)

311 God bless you, JJ. I tell all my friends about your morning report and now I will start comparing it to Rush's stack of stuff--that's genius! I lost my husband to cancer years ago; chemo is not a matter to be taken lightly. Continued blessings

Posted by: AgathaPagatha at September 18, 2024 08:39 AM (xDMjB)

312 JJ, don't die. And if you do die don't let the cats eat your face, okay?

Comforting words of encouragement. Yikes.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2024 08:39 AM (mH6SG)

313 wait, the exploding pagers story is getting better :

"19 Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) members were killed after their pagers had exploded in Deir ez-Zur in eastern Syria, Saudi news source Al-Hadath reported Wednesday afternoon.

An additional 150 IRCG members were also wounded in the explosions, Army Radio reported citing the Saudi news source."

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2024 08:38 AM (V13WU)
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Ah, the gift that keeps on giving! More, please!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2024 08:39 AM (7fElN)

314 298 Wasn't Hungry Hungry Haitian a board game for kids back in the 80's?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Brings back memories of a dumb joke in elementary school from the time. What do you call 100 Ethiopians carrying a canoe? A comb. (Best told with a comb as a visual aid)

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 18, 2024 08:39 AM (ycI94)

315 Now I understand why NASA is a complete failure.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 18, 2024 08:38 AM (YAMql)



I always figured it was because it is a government entity and it's only job is to syphon tax money and launder it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

316 Trump should have a rally in Urbana, which is apparently slightly northeast of Springfield.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic a

Or Dayton, it's only like 30 min away.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 08:40 AM (CIS44)

317 Wasn't Hungry Hungry Haitian a board game for kids back in the 80's?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Bide

It was tough cause the little cat figures didnt roll on the board very easily. They should have tried doing it with little balls.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 08:37 AM (CIS44)


I'm starting to understand why some marbles are called "cat's eyes".

Posted by: Doof at September 18, 2024 08:40 AM (RhGG0)

318 Happy 8 years JJ! And thanks for the rain.

I saw a video of Peter Doocey asking Latrine-Pissoir how many times Trump would need to be shot at for the junta to stop calling him a dangerous threat and of course she said never:

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2024 08:41 AM (QZThv)

319 If you think the Haitians or the Tren de Whatever are bad wait until the federal HUD builders show up to your town and decide that you need 2 2000 unit housing units, a new bus line, and 3 more schools. Sure, they will have a few Biden Bucks to build it but then the town will be left with 30 years of bills to keep the place running.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 08:38 AM (gbOdA)

======

You think they would actually build schools? Add a few modulars to existing schools and call it good, more like.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 18, 2024 08:41 AM (16NmB)

320 Because the local politicians are making money on this. There were posts on X yesterday following Rob Rue's investments. And Vance is the Senator. He can go there any time he chooses.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 18, 2024 08:41 AM (MpVUb)

321
I'm starting to understand why some marbles are called "cat's eyes".
Posted by: Doof at September 18, 2024 08:40 AM (RhGG0)



You asked for it..........


https://youtu.be/pAgnJDJN4VA

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)

322 I saw a video of Peter Doocey asking Latrine-Pissoir how many times Trump would need to be shot at for the junta to stop calling him a dangerous threat and of course she said never:
Posted by: Ian S.

His question was dangerous. She said.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 08:42 AM (CIS44)

323 I'm starting to understand why some marbles are called "cat's eyes".
Posted by: Doof at September 18, 2024 08:40 AM (RhGG0)


You asked for it..........


https://youtu.be/pAgnJDJN4VA
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)


I actually knew exactly where you were going before I clicked. Our brains are scary similar!

Posted by: Doof at September 18, 2024 08:43 AM (RhGG0)

324 60 years ago today, The Addams Family debuted on TV. Gomez is still with us.

Posted by: And, it's Wednesday at September 18, 2024 08:43 AM (CV8a5)

325 Springfield, OH mayor Rob Rue says it would be a strain on city resources for Donald Trump or JD Vance to visit, and ask them to stay out.


Is anyone running against Rue? Have a rally with that person and let him do basically all the talking...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2024 08:43 AM (oZhjI)

326 "“The Mossad injected a board inside of the device that has explosive material that receives a code. It’s very hard to detect it through any means. Even with any device or scanner,” a senior Lebanese security source told Reuters."

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2024 08:43 AM (V13WU)

327 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)

I actually knew exactly where you were going before I clicked. Our brains are scary similar!
Posted by: Doof at Se

Well that's a terrifying thought.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 08:43 AM (CIS44)

328 @296

>>Remember when 'infrastructure' was a thing? Schools, roads, hospitals, sewer systems all suddenly overwhelmed.

I don't know, but when you increase the population of an area by 35pct virtually overnight, you're going to necessarily increase the amount of sh**tting in the area.

The upside is the taxpayers get to pay for the municipal sewer upgrades, so they have that going for them.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2024 08:44 AM (XV/Pl)

329 Just the News @JustTheNews 12h
Updated: Trump confirms 'very nice' phone call with Harris after second assassination attempt

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 3m
Harris had a nice phone call with "Hitler" as he was trying to end democracy?

Wouldn't that make everything she ever said about him a lie?

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 08:44 AM (CEzQx)

330 310 If you think the Haitians or the Tren de Whatever are bad wait until the federal HUD builders show up to your town and decide that you need 2 2000 unit housing units, a new bus line, and 3 more schools. Sure, they will have a few Biden Bucks to build it but then the town will be left with 30 years of bills to keep the place running.
Posted by: rhennigantx

They've been building huge blocks of subsidized housing in the middle of some rapidly growing, upper income neighborhoods in my area. They're filled with, no surprise, low income families and immigrants, and have spiked crime in the area. No known pet eating yet.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 18, 2024 08:44 AM (ycI94)

331 Well that's a terrifying thought.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 08:43 AM (CIS44)


You're not wrong!

Posted by: Doof at September 18, 2024 08:44 AM (RhGG0)

332 Also just saw video of Blinken fuming that the junta had no advance warning of Hezbollah being de-balled. I’m glad the Israelis have figured out DC is not their friends finally.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2024 08:45 AM (QZThv)

333 They've been building huge blocks of subsidized housing in the middle of some rapidly growing, upper income neighborhoods in my area. They're filled with, no surprise, low income families and immigrants, and have spiked crime in the area. No known pet eating yet.
Posted by: Moron Analyst

Steph and Ayesha Curry made sure that one didn't get built near their neighborhood though.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 08:45 AM (CIS44)

334 Our brains are scary similar!
Posted by: Doof at Se

Well that's a terrifying thought.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 08:43 AM (CIS44)



https://is.gd/9O0YcU

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

335 Remember when 'infrastructure' was a thing? Schools, roads, hospitals, sewer systems all suddenly overwhelmed.

Cost for government infrastructure always go up - even if the number of people using them go down.

So how that we are importing a brazillian Haitians who will all go on federal assistance (even the few working) who is going to pay for the doubling or tripling of local and state budgets?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2024 08:46 AM (oZhjI)

336 Trump is being shot at and has almost been killed ...
Democrats are running the most radical candidate in history ....
Even openly planning to ban free speech (and elections) if they win...
And the National Review is upset ... that Vance correctly identified Pence as a coward.

Con, Inc.: Not just insisting on fighting yesterday's wars, but insisting on losing yesterday's wars.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 18, 2024 08:46 AM (GjpBF)

337 The upside is the taxpayers get to pay for the municipal sewer upgrades, so they have that going for them.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

But they said the migrants would bring jobs and money and growth to the town! And save social security!

Posted by: Clueless LIV at September 18, 2024 08:46 AM (ycI94)

338 332 Also just saw video of Blinken fuming that the junta had no advance warning of Hezbollah being de-balled. I’m glad the Israelis have figured out DC is not their friends finally.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2024 08:45 AM (QZThv)


If they can do this they must have stuff on Kamala ?Use it... Or do they want Kamala ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 08:47 AM (IyPmt)

339 https://is.gd/9O0YcU
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

=====

Gross

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 18, 2024 08:47 AM (16NmB)

340 Also just saw video of Blinken fuming that the junta had no advance warning of Hezbollah being de-balled. I’m glad the Israelis have figured out DC is not their friends finally.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2024 08:45 AM (QZThv)



Bibi should send Blinken a nice selfie of his middle finger.

Or his butthole. Whichever's easiest.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

341 New report: Illegals are drastically altering the landscape of public schools
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Why is anyone sending kids to the anyway? You must want them to be illiterate rape victims.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2024 08:47 AM (1bNHn)

342 They've been building huge blocks of subsidized housing in the middle of some rapidly growing, upper income neighborhoods in my area.

Same here and there is no longer any doubt that this is by design.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2024 08:47 AM (mH6SG)

343 How did American Citizen Scumbag Routh get visas from Iran, Ukraine, and who knows what other foreign nations? Iran and Ukraine are on the State Dept's Travel Warning List or whatever they call it. Did anyone at State flag this loser for departure and entry questioning for these trips? Especially for his trip to Iran? Was he questioned by immigration and/or State Dept personnel?

Just a few dumb questions no one working for the Junta will ever answer.

Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2024 08:47 AM (pp/iw)

344 Congratulations, Sefton! Here's to 18 more!

I marked my eighth anniversary in my current job two weeks ago. How much has changed.

Posted by: Weak Geek at September 18, 2024 08:47 AM (p/isN)

345 Remember when 'infrastructure' was a thing? Schools, roads, hospitals, sewer systems all suddenly overwhelmed.

Cloward-Piven is real.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2024 08:47 AM (QZThv)

346 Gross
Posted by: Jordan61 a

At least you arent eating lunch yet.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 08:47 AM (CIS44)

347
Gross
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 18, 2024 08:47 AM (16NmB)



That movie was greatness.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

348 298 Wasn't Hungry Hungry Haitian a board game for kids back in the 80's?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


Bill Medley/ERic Carmen, "Hungry Haitian"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 08:48 AM (x0n13)

349 @337

>>But they said the migrants would bring jobs and money and growth to the town! And save social security!

Well, they are going to bring growth, growth in government, services, and welfare, and you, Mr. Joe Schmoe Taxpayer, get to pay for it all, with 10pct going to the various beak dippers and well connected jaggoff's.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2024 08:48 AM (XV/Pl)

350 Gross
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 18, 2024 08:47 AM (16NmB)


At least it wasn't a close up of exploding Hezz-balls

Posted by: Doof at September 18, 2024 08:49 AM (RhGG0)

351 At least it wasn't a close up of exploding Hezz-balls
Posted by: Doof at September 18, 2024 08:49 AM (RhGG0)



I just can't bring that kind of entertainment value.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)

352 Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood
Hezbollah parade inspection this morning.

https://tinyurl.com/54ce6r57
1 minute; NSFW but no nudity

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 08:49 AM (CEzQx)

353 There are similarities between Rush, Morning Report, and the blog in general, though we fall short in one area. Rush always maintained that his callers existed only to make the host look good. We tend to bite the hand that feeds us, though on the Morning Art Thread, it is justified.

Posted by: The Grand Poof at September 18, 2024 08:49 AM (CV8a5)

354 Well, they are going to bring growth, growth in government, services, and welfare, and you, Mr. Joe Schmoe Taxpayer, get to pay for it all, with 10pct going to the various beak dippers and well connected jaggoff's.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

And the industries get to pay them pennies on the dollar for low level work, pushing out Americans. so it's win-win-lose.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 08:49 AM (CIS44)

355
https://tinyurl.com/54ce6r57
1 minute; NSFW but no nudity
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 08:49 AM (CEzQx)



"Your testicles and you."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

356


RIP J.D. Souther at 78. Wrote some great old Eagles songs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 08:50 AM (x0n13)

357 Con, Inc.: Not just insisting on fighting yesterday's wars, but insisting on losing yesterday's wars.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 18, 2024 08:46 AM (GjpBF)


Picture National Review as Kevin Bacon at the end of Animal House but instead of screaming "all is well" they're screaming "I'm still relevant" with exactly the same effect.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 08:50 AM (U7wke)

358 Rush always maintained that his callers existed only to make the host look good.

Posted by: The Grand Poof at September 18, 2024 08:49 AM (CV8a5)



And to sell Apple products.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

359 Stephen Caruso @StephenJ_Caruso 18h
Shapiro forgot his ID and couldn't buy his spiked lemonade.

Senator Chris Gebhard @SenatorGebhard 16h
Today, Governor Shapiro was unable to purchase Alcohol without his I.D. But here in PA, you can still vote without I.D. How does that make sense? 🤦

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 08:50 AM (CEzQx)

360 RIP J.D. Souther at 78. Wrote some great old Eagles songs.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 08:50 AM (x0n13)


So he's no longer Only Lonely?

Posted by: Doof at September 18, 2024 08:51 AM (RhGG0)

361 Six Myths That Define the American Psyche in Cinema
_______
Weak. Many of the examples could apply to any country. I mean, LOTR isn't American. He might as well have included "300".

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2024 08:51 AM (1bNHn)

362 Tupperware Brands just filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protections.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 08:51 AM (CEzQx)

363 Acting U.S. Secret Service Director:
"There could be another geopolitical event that could put the United States into a kinetic conflict or some other- uh- some other issue, that may result in additional responsibilities and protectees of the Secret Service." _Disclose TV, Watch below:

https://tinyurl.com/3a93ejsp
----------------------------------------

He's going for a lot more than money. Direct enforcement arm of the Administrative State.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 08:51 AM (PS4T+)

364 @343

>>How did American Citizen Scumbag Routh get visas from Iran, Ukraine, and who knows what other foreign nations?

The State Department obviously.

I mean, Natalia Veselnitskaya was on a no fly list/no entry list but somehow got waved into the country for a "meeting" with Don Jr.

The only entity that can approve that is State.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2024 08:52 AM (XV/Pl)

365
RIP J.D. Souther at 78. Wrote some great old Eagles songs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 08:50 AM


another grim milestone for the biden-harris administration

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 18, 2024 08:52 AM (bEb2S)

366 Senator Chris Gebhard @SenatorGebhard 16h
Today, Governor Shapiro was unable to purchase Alcohol without his I.D. But here in PA, you can still vote without I.D. How does that make sense? 🤦
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 08:50 AM (CEzQx)



Blacks can't get ID. That's why, during the George Floyd (Drug and alcohol free, now) riots, they looted every available liquor store.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

367 324 60 years ago today, The Addams Family debuted on TV. Gomez is still with us.
Posted by: And, it's Wednesday

And yesterday, I was playing online against someone named "Jenna Ortega's Feet". How far we've progressed, and how far yet we have to travel!

Posted by: Gaming Moron at September 18, 2024 08:52 AM (ycI94)

368 Tupperware Brands just filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protections.

I didn’t know they still existed.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2024 08:52 AM (QZThv)

369 Now we know it’s intimidation at the ballot box,” responded Walz.

You mean like armed black panthers outside polling places in Philly in 2008?
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 08:21 AM (CIS44)

Or like trying to murder the candidate

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 08:53 AM (LCr8f)

370 >>The report is described as being based on briefings received by American officials.

The material leaked to the Times comes from “American and other officials briefed on the operation” and the “American and other officials spoke on the condition of anonymity given the sensitive nature of the operation.”
- - - -

Wow. American jerks couldn't even wait 24 hours before running to the press and spilling everything they knew.

What an ally!

Remember when Stuxnet's origins remained secret for months, more than a year (?) and then freakin' Obama confirmed it was Israel? We are an embarrassment of a nation. All those movies and books depicted the US IC being suuuuper secret are such a joke.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2024 08:53 AM (Pijte)

371 Tupperware Brands just filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protections.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 08:51 AM (CEzQx)


Burp!

Posted by: Doof at September 18, 2024 08:53 AM (RhGG0)

372 Tupperware Brands just filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protections.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 08:51 AM (CEzQx)



another grim milestone for the biden-harris administration
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 18, 2024 08:52 AM (bEb2S)

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

373 >>And to sell Apple products.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
---------------------------

Funny that. Apple never gave him a dime and hated him.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 08:54 AM (PS4T+)

374 Just a few dumb questions no one working for the Junta will ever answer.
Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2024 08:47 AM (pp/iw)

Also Pakistan Cuba and Venezuela

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 08:54 AM (gbOdA)

375 "Your testicles and you."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

=====

Please don't post a video of testicles exploding.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 18, 2024 08:54 AM (16NmB)

376 Thank you, J.J. And, I am looking forward to another book, with, hopefully, a happy ending this year.

Posted by: EveR at September 18, 2024 08:54 AM (MUpk6)

377 Please don't post a video of testicles exploding.
Posted by: Jordan61 a

*Inserts Gif of Something About Mary*

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 08:55 AM (CIS44)

378 @371

>>Burp!

I'm surprised they held on this long, their product stopped being unique or relevant sometime during Slick Willies First Residency in The WH.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2024 08:55 AM (XV/Pl)

379
Please don't post a video of testicles exploding.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 18, 2024 08:54 AM (16NmB)


But, it's a PSA!

https://youtu.be/KAmpDZeeoGw

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

380 At least it wasn't a close up of exploding Hezz-balls
Posted by: Doof

How transphobic! Women can have Herr-balls and still be women!

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at September 18, 2024 08:55 AM (ycI94)

381 299 If even one journalist gets beaten by an irate mob, that would mean real progress was actually happening in America. But it hasn't happened, and it likely won't. But living in fear of angry mobs is what they *should* be doing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2024 08:36 AM (0FoWg)


Irate mobs have beaten-up journalists. Remember Andy Ngo being beaten by Antifa goons in Portland or Seattle several years ago?

Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2024 08:55 AM (pp/iw)

382 Remember when Stuxnet's origins remained secret for months, more than a year (?) and then freakin' Obama confirmed it was Israel? We are an embarrassment of a nation. All those movies and books depicted the US IC being suuuuper secret are such a joke.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2024 08:53 AM (Pijte)

Thanks for reminding me how much I hate Barky.
PS They put the stuxnet on jump drives labeled PORN.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 08:55 AM (gbOdA)

383 Gref, I checked and no visa is required to go to Ukraine but iran is a totally different story.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 08:55 AM (I1GXe)

384 The traditional gifts for an Eight Year Anniversary are bronze or pottery.

Posted by: Spencer's Gifts at September 18, 2024 08:56 AM (CV8a5)

385 Please don't post a video of testicles exploding.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 18, 2024 08:54 AM (16NmB)


Ummm. There's more than one way to read that.

Posted by: Doof at September 18, 2024 08:56 AM (RhGG0)

386
Fortunately my little town is smack dab in the Appalachian mountain range and has highly restrictive zoning which make high density housing almost impossible. If you want to build on the side of a hill you have to control the runoff from the roads, roofs, etc which then eats up half the area they want to build on. The few that have been approved the retaining basins still overflow and flood the roads in a storm.

The next town over on flat land is taking the burden. New housing, no doubt apartments, are popping up everywhere, but little or no parking being provided.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 08:56 AM (RKVpM)

387 https://tinyurl.com/5n76tj5p
Not great IMHO and I don't know about including Teddy but for your edification.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 08:17 AM (CEzQx)


**shrugs**

I like it. And I understand including TR, since all of the presidents are ones who have been shot at.

Should have included Big Bill McKinley.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 18, 2024 08:56 AM (Q0kLU)

388 >>Because the local politicians are making money on this. There were posts on X yesterday following Rob Rue's investments. And Vance is the Senator. He can go there any time he chooses.


YUP. Love that people are now digging, digging, digging!
A lot of people are making a lot of money on this.
They need to be named and shamed!

Also, thank you, Notsothoreau, for that "Go Away" song from The Kiffness!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2024 08:56 AM (Pijte)

389 The entire food chain is being poisoned by illegal immigrants working in our food production facilities. Most of these people from the third world didn’t even have in house plumbing. They have terrible hygiene and many of them are carrying diseases long ago eradicated in the US. They are not familiar with sanitary procedure and are the root cause of outbreaks like the one at Boars Head. No company using these people as labor should be trusted.

Posted by: Truthbomb at September 18, 2024 08:56 AM (KFYTi)

390 Funny that. Apple never gave him a dime and hated him.

Yep.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2024 08:57 AM (mH6SG)

391 But, it's a PSA!

https://youtu.be/KAmpDZeeoGw
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

=====

I watched that movie as a kid with my grandmother, and that part scandalized her. She thought the part where they deported whats-his-face to Sweden was funny though.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 18, 2024 08:57 AM (16NmB)

392 Please don't post a video of testicles exploding.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 18, 2024 08:54 AM (16NmB)

Ummm. There's more than one way to read that.
Posted by: Doof at September 18, 2024 08:56 AM (RhGG0)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Peter North at September 18, 2024 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

393 "So here's to another eight years."


Heck. I say shoot for 16 more years. Thanks for all you do J.J.

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 08:59 AM (oaGWv)

394 How transphobic! Women can have Herr-balls and still be women!
Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at September 18, 2024 08:55 AM (ycI94)



I figured you'd know they are called Brovaries!

Fake tranny fag........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

395 Paul A. Szypula
@Bubblebathgirl

1h
California Gov. Gavin Newsom has just gone totally communist by signing new laws to censor memes created by AI:

“A new law, set to take effect immediately, makes it illegal to create and publish deepfakes related to elections 120 days before Election Day and 60 days thereafter. It also allows courts to stop distribution of the materials and impose civil penalties.”

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2024 08:59 AM (NpAcC)

396 You heartless monsters. Making light of these poor Hezbollah victims. And think of the poor war widows! Who's going to give them hay and rake out their stables and feed them tasty apples and things?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:59 AM (nPLkK)

397 JD

Ronstadt, “Faithless Love” and “White Rhythm and Blues.”

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 09:00 AM (gbOdA)

398 Happy 8th MR anniversary JJ...your gift at providing this report is unmatched and very much appreciated.
And congrats on the good medical news you reported. Those words are not casually voiced by docs, so hold that news close as you proceed. And prayers continue daily...

Posted by: Grateful at September 18, 2024 09:00 AM (IQ6Gq)

399 377 Please don't post a video of testicles exploding.
Posted by: Jordan61 a

*Inserts Gif of Something About Mary*
Posted by: BruceWayne

I read about a mentally ill performance artist who, at the end of his "performance", stripped naked up on stage. He then took two bricks, one in each hand, and swung them down together, smashing his dick and scrotum and spraying bodily fluid everywhere. He then collapsed unconscious on stage and 911 was called. A powerful message.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 18, 2024 09:00 AM (ycI94)

400
I watched that movie as a kid with my grandmother, and that part scandalized her. She thought the part where they deported whats-his-face to Sweden was funny though.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 18, 2024 08:57 AM (16NmB)



My dad felt vindication when they used his line "may I borrow a cup of bullets?" He'd been saying that for years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

401 Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid 12h
LMAO 🤣
European journalist in Lebanon just admitted that his friend is a Hezbollah terrorist 🤡
[Elijah J. Magnier tweeted, "A friend of mine's rucksack exploded while his pager was in it."]

doggone @trnrbrnt 10h
Better to lose a rucksack than a nutsack.

THE BUTCHER @The_ButcherManc 7h
Now everyone of those will suddenly become

1) Journalists
2) Doctors
3) Teachers
4) Engineers
5) Good Samaritans

Victimhood...cue...play!

Wallyworld @rustypeter 11h
It’s going to be interesting in the next few days when we find out who was injured. Could be some very shocking names coming out soon.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 09:00 AM (CEzQx)

402 >>Fortunately my little town is smack dab in the Appalachian mountain range and has highly restrictive zoning which make high density housing almost impossible.


I have bad news for you. Saw Jared Polis on a Sunday morning show, there to talk up Kamala's policies. He was focused on how she would be fixing "the housing crisis." He kept repeating euphemisms like "removing red tape," but when pushed, he let it out that this meant they would be overriding local "barrier" and "red tape" to fast-track building more housing.

Do not have faith in your local regulations and processes - Kamala is planning to have the federal government bypass them as it pleases.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2024 09:01 AM (Pijte)

403 He then took two bricks, one in each hand, and swung them down together, smashing his dick and scrotum and spraying bodily fluid everywhere. He then collapsed unconscious on stage and 911 was called. A powerful message.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 18, 2024 09:00 AM (ycI94)



It's a damn good thing we close all the insane asylums, otherwise people might not have been able to see such masterful performance art.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)

404 You heartless monsters. Making light of these poor Hezbollah victims. And think of the poor war widows! Who's going to give them hay and rake out their stables and feed them tasty apples and things?
Posted by: Warai-otoko


That's what Allah created women for. To take care of our goats.
-- Mohammed M. Mohammed

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 09:01 AM (v6JzV)

405 Wow. Happy anniversary, JJ!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2024 09:03 AM (HnUIn)

406 Man, the media is turbo-fucking the chicken on Haitian migrants eating cats, dogs, and anything else they can catch. Across the board, the media refers to this as lies.

Posted by: butch at September 18, 2024 09:03 AM (0APJ3)

407 doggone @trnrbrnt 10h
Better to lose a rucksack than a nutsack.


It's funny. When Texas State University plays The University of Texas San Antonio in football, the Texas State campus is filled with "You can't spell NUTSACK without UTSA" signs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

408 There has been a loud screeching and wailing about “ affordable housing” for the last 15 years or so… along with a “ living wage” litany.. they are usually preached in tandem, by The Usual Suspects… their motivations are really pretty clear.

Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2024 09:03 AM (PCK5/)

409 Good Morning Kids. Wow, has it really been eight years since the Morning Report debuted?

------------

Congratulations, JJ -- and thank you for your indefatigable efforts and wit.

You've given me something to look forward to each day, especially during some very dark ones ...

Love you, No Homo!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 09:04 AM (P3VPf)

410 408 There has been a loud screeching and wailing about “ affordable housing” for the last 15 years or so… along with a “ living wage” litany.. they are usually preached in tandem, by The Usual Suspects… their motivations are really pretty clear.
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2024 09:03 AM (PCK5/)

They want all of us in those... More easily containable

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 09:05 AM (IyPmt)

411 They want all of us in those... More easily containable
Posted by: It's me donna

15min cities!

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 09:05 AM (CIS44)

412 It's funny. When Texas State University plays The University of Texas San Antonio in football, the Texas State campus is filled with "You can't spell NUTSACK without UTSA" signs.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)


I would hope UTSA would respond with "at least we have them" and, perhaps, an invitation for the more comely of the female students from TSU to fondle them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 09:05 AM (U7wke)

413 >>The only entity that can approve that is State.

Officially. But there is no real difference between State and the CIA any longer. They are separate agencies in name only.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 09:06 AM (OPwkX)

414 I've noticed a drop in food quality/sanitation. Especially produce and dairy products. I have a quart of milk that expired a couple days after buying it. A package of brand name cheese slices had mold, in one particular spot that indicated it had been contaminated upon packaging. Apples that have obviously been abused, vegetables in the refrigerated section oozing all over the place.

My wife has taken to examining every single thing she picks up. Yesterday we aborted grocery shopping altogether when she saw the state of the fruits and vegetables at Kroger.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2024 09:06 AM (Q4IgG)

415
I would hope UTSA would respond with "at least we have them" and, perhaps, an invitation for the more comely of the female students from TSU to fondle them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 09:05 AM (U7wke)



They're not that smart.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

416 Under Obama, leaks of Israeli operations were standard procedure. But if this was Biden-Harris admin policy, it doesn’t just hurt Israel, it hurts America. The leak undermines claims that we didn’t know about it beforehand. And encourages Hezbollah to target our people as the weaker link in the Oct 7 war. Some officials in this junta clearly don’t care, but they could also find themselves in the line of fire.
++++
I don't understand the distinction being drawn here. What is the difference between a leak that changes the risk landscape and burns relationships that happens under Obama, and an equivalent leak that happens under Biden? Or Trump? If leaking is state policy - and the last decade or so has made it clear that it is - then what is the basis of the perceived distinction between one Administration's leaks and another's? How are these different in fact?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2024 09:06 AM (HnUIn)

417
Do not have faith in your local regulations and processes - Kamala is planning to have the federal government bypass them as it pleases.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2024 09:01 AM


If they do, the law of unintended consequences kicks in and every community downriver from my town will flood even worse then they do already. You know who lives in flood plains? Poor people.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 09:06 AM (RKVpM)

418 And now for something completely different:

Reuters: Zimbabwe to cull 200 elephants to feed people left hungry by drought. The El Nino-induced drought wiped out crops in southern Africa, impacting 68 million people and causing food shortages across the region.

Drought means less vegetation for the elephants. They will die slowly of starvation, if the numbers are not reduced. Heartbreaking.

heartbreaking indeed... horrible to think of slaughtering 200 of those magnificent animals much less to eat them? I wonder how many elephants they have in the country?

I love elephants, butt I totally approve that decision. Drought affect the elephant population, and a smaller population is more likely to survive. Meanwhile, failed crops mean people will starve. this is a win-win solution to a crisis.

Poor nutrition. Bad idea in so many ways, least of which is why elephant meat isn’t for human consumption. Avoiding starvation for the hungry can be accomplished with much, much better methods. Murdering elephants for a one-time meal is just plain stupid.

Always and forever on the side of animals over people. Too many people. Not enough elephants.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 18, 2024 09:06 AM (ycI94)

419
Love you, No Homo!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 09:04 AM (P3VPf)



Late attempt at Thread Winner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

420 There has been a loud screeching and wailing about “ affordable housing” for the last 15 years or so… along with a “ living wage” litany.. they are usually preached in tandem, by The Usual Suspects… their motivations are really pretty clear.
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2024 09:03 AM (PCK5/)

They want all of us in those... More easily containable
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 09:05 AM (IyPmt)


High-rise apartment blocks are better. You can chain the entry doors shut and just wait for your troubles to end. -- Winnie the Communist Dictator

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 09:07 AM (U7wke)

421
If they do, the law of unintended consequences kicks in and every community downriver from my town will flood even worse then they do already. You know who lives in flood plains? Poor people.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Spoiler Alert: They dont care.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 09:07 AM (CIS44)

422 I love elephants, butt I totally approve that decision. Drought affect the elephant population, and a smaller population is more likely to survive. Meanwhile, failed crops mean people will starve. this is a win-win solution to a crisis.


Homo much?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

423 There's a vid at X of some redhead English chick being completely insane about the Israeli operation. I'm tempted to say "yo sweet cheeks head to the middle east and see if you can help " . Doubt think she'd last long

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2024 09:08 AM (ddxsZ)

424 Please don't post a video of testicles exploding.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 18, 2024 08:54 AM (16NmB)


***

The Paolo, how do you say, has a signature function that this will greatly, ummm , impact

Posted by: The Paolo at September 18, 2024 09:08 AM (1FWWQ)

425 @410

>>They want all of us in those... More easily containable

Actually, no, they want you dead and gone, they want The New Citiizen, living in those modern day Favela's.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2024 09:08 AM (XV/Pl)

426 Walz is right, though. We should not undermine the idea that mail-in ballots aren’t legal. That’s an idea we should promote.

Or did I read that wrong (or did grampa misspeak)?

Posted by: Advo at September 18, 2024 09:08 AM (jO4mz)

427 JJ, Horde, I gotta bounce and make life miserable for the bad guys. A great day to each of you.

Posted by: callsign claymore at September 18, 2024 09:09 AM (JcnCJ)

428 I do find it mildly entertaining that the wife uses a lint roller on her head every morning to remove any loose hairs from her scalp.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

429 JJ, Horde, I gotta bounce and make life miserable for the bad guys. A great day to each of you.

Posted by: callsign claymore at September 18, 2024 09:09 AM (JcnCJ)



Godspeed, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

430 >>> Well, eight years has been a good long run

You panicked me for a moment! I thought you were hanging up your hat. Glad you are still with us, that you punched cancer in the face, and that we will have many more years with yiu here, G*d willing.

Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 09:10 AM (nV/fE)

431 A package of brand name cheese slices had mold, in one particular spot that indicated it had been contaminated upon packaging. Apples that have obviously been abused, vegetables in the refrigerated section oozing all over the place.

(Whistles innocently)

Posted by: Horny Mr. Potato Head at September 18, 2024 09:10 AM (ycI94)

432
Job gains are going to immigrants, and keeping young US-born men out of the workforce
_CenterForImmmigrationStudies
source:
https://cis.org/ Oped/Job-gains-are-going-immigrants -and-keeping-young -USborn-men-out-workforce

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 09:10 AM (PS4T+)

433 386
Fortunately my little town is smack dab in the Appalachian mountain range and has highly restrictive zoning which make high density housing almost impossible. If you want to build on the side of a hill you have to control the runoff from the roads, roofs, etc which then eats up half the area they want to build on. The few that have been approved the retaining basins still overflow and flood the roads in a storm.

The next town over on flat land is taking the burden. New housing, no doubt apartments, are popping up everywhere, but little or no parking being provided.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 08:56 AM (RKVpM)


But surely an EV charging point is being installed at each of the limited parking spots, right?

Call me Shirley but if the Leftists are serious about EVs, sooner or later they'll have to include fast EV chargers in office, house, and apartment house building codes. Gosh, that won't add much to everyone's cost burden in Kammie's Opportunity Economy, right? And who pays to repair all the office and apartment building parking lot chargers when they're repeatedly vandalized for fun and copper wire profit?

Just a few more dumb questions.

Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2024 09:10 AM (pp/iw)

434 I do find it mildly entertaining that the wife uses a lint roller on her head every morning to remove any loose hairs from her scalp.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)


Does she remain in good spirits while doing that? Gotta be tough

Posted by: Doof at September 18, 2024 09:10 AM (RhGG0)

435 More than 1,000 bottles of baby oil and lube seized in Diddy Probe.

https://tinyurl.com/52v9bz4x

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 09:11 AM (CIS44)

436 Reuters: Zimbabwe to cull 200 elephants to feed people left hungry by drought. The El Nino-induced drought wiped out crops in southern Africa, impacting 68 million people and causing food shortages across the region. ....
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 18 ...
++++
The purpose of civilization is to make natural chaos manageable and survivable. Agriculture, construction, sanitation - all in the name of fighting nature so that we can survive. Some civilizations are successful. Some are not. Communist civilizations, like all the savages' ideologies and philosophies that preceded and followed it, are not successful.

It took Zimbabwe from breadbasket to basket case in a single generation.

Communism is a hell of a drug.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2024 09:11 AM (HnUIn)

437 Which, considering the players involved, puts this story about assassination attempt #2 – with no doubt more possibly in the wings – in a new light:

------------

It's tracts of treasonous traitor tards all the way down.

I saw Tracts of Treasonous Traitor Tards open for ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 09:11 AM (P3VPf)

438 Regarding grocery stores around my general AO...

Wegmans and Publix are pretty solid on quality control.
Redners and Aldis are good, but can be hit or miss.
Giant is almost universally trash.
Local farmers market is gold, but only open stupid hours.

I really don't shop anywhere else.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 09:11 AM (nPLkK)

439 Job gains are going to immigrants, and keeping young US-born men out of the workforce

Which adds to the impediment of young citizens marrying and starting families.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 09:11 AM (U7wke)

440 428 I do find it mildly entertaining that the wife uses a lint roller on her head every morning to remove any loose hairs from her scalp.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

( If you want to do a nice loving thing for your honey, go out and pick her up some pretty scarves, and some fun ones, for her to wear till the hair grows back)… just a thought.

Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2024 09:11 AM (PCK5/)

441 Does she remain in good spirits while doing that? Gotta be tough
Posted by: Doof at September 18, 2024 09:10 AM (RhGG0)



She does. She's really taking that part of this whole thing in stride.

She's a tough old broad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

442 Sponge @379

You, sir, are a treasure.

Posted by: creeper at September 18, 2024 09:12 AM (M6moH)

443 ( If you want to do a nice loving thing for your honey, go out and pick her up some pretty scarves, and some fun ones, for her to wear till the hair grows back)… just a thought.
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2024 09:11 AM (PCK5/)



She has a few already. She's waiting for the whole "you'll be freezing to death" thing to happen since she's so hot natured and has no clue what it's like to be cold.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

444 She's a tough old broad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)


Well, she's put up with you for quite a while!

Posted by: Doof at September 18, 2024 09:13 AM (RhGG0)

445 She has a few already. She's waiting for the whole "you'll be freezing to death" thing to happen since she's so hot natured and has no clue what it's like to be cold.
Posted by: Sponge - F

Gotta be the first female in history.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 09:13 AM (CIS44)

446 436 It took Zimbabwe from breadbasket to basket case in a single generation.

Communism is a hell of a drug.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2024 09:11 AM (HnUIn)

=======

False.

Zimbabwe did not keep to the principles of Marxist communism and became a right-wing fascist state.

The only failures are failures of late-stage capitalism.

My professor of sociology is the right person and would run things perfectly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 09:14 AM (GBKbO)

447 ... Always and forever on the side of animals over people. Too many people. Not enough elephants.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 18, 2024 09:06 AM (ycI94)
++++
I love elephants. Elephants are perhaps the premier animal on earth, the greatest of the beasts. It is not just their stupendous scale, but their intelligence. Elephants are smart as well as grand. They can build. They recognize each other. They mourn their dead.

Any animal on such grand a scale that makes an incompetent beast of burden but can help you build a bridge demands and deserves profound respect. They are amazing animals.

But they are animals, not men.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2024 09:14 AM (HnUIn)

448 Sponge @379

You, sir, are a treasure.
Posted by: creeper at September 18, 2024 09:12 AM (M6moH)




Meh. Muldoon is a treasure. I'm more of a class clown. Annoying to some, a source of entertainment for others.


Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

449 Furthering Fair Housing is the name of the game. And you are all RIGHT that it bypasses all local laws to put Federal Housing in your small town.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 09:14 AM (gbOdA)

450 Charleroi, Pennsylvania, has seen a 2000% increase in its immigration population in the past two years, the majority Haitian. With a population of about 4,200 in 2022, before the sudden influx. Charleroi’s population has since doubled, according to Charleroi Council President Kristin Hopkins-Calcek. [yeah the math is off]

“The immigrants now have been issued driver’s licenses but do not know how to read the traffic signs, causing numerous traffic accidents...,”

https://tinyurl.com/mrrp9y3m _daily wire

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 09:14 AM (PS4T+)

451 I liked the elephants in LOTR.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 09:15 AM (CIS44)

452 Will Trump heed Emerald Robinson’s advice and make staying alive his number one goal till election and hopefully inauguration?
You can debate endlessly whether he could or should adopt a Biden Basement campaign strategy ….but the woman has a point, the Deep State has sent two sad sack amateurs to end the Trump Threat. Emerald believes the pros will now take over and assure the unthinkable is done ‘properly’.

Posted by: Voter theater. at September 18, 2024 09:15 AM (FCPbW)

453 She does. She's really taking that part of this whole thing in stride.

So glad to hear that. Prayers continue.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2024 09:15 AM (mH6SG)

454
Well, she's put up with you for quite a while!
Posted by: Doof at September 18, 2024 09:13 AM (RhGG0)



Going on 28 years in total. Married for 21 years next March and dated for 7 before that.

She's a glutton.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

455
So glad to hear that. Prayers continue.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2024 09:15 AM (mH6SG)



Thank you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

456
Happy Anniversary, JJ!!!

Amazing coincidence that it happens to be your Birthday today as well!

So, congrats and Happy Birthday.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2024 09:16 AM (eDfFs)

457 R A W S G L 🌎 B A L @RawsGlobal
🚨#BREAKING: Huge explosion following drone attack at military site in Toropets, Russia.
📌#Toropets | #Russia
Multiple drones have struck a military site in Toropets, Russia, causing a huge explosion. Evacuations underway for nearby residents.

https://tinyurl.com/4ef8x345
18 seconds; explosions

R A W S G L 🌎 B A L @RawsGlobal
🚨#BREAKING: Massive fires at ammunition depot in Toropets, Russia, amid Ukrainian drone attack.
📌#Toropets | #Russia
Massive fires are burning at an ammunition depot in Toropets, a town located in Tver region of Russia, amid Ukrainian drone attack.

https://tinyurl.com/3xps7duy
26 seconds; smokey aftermath
===
Any Russian-speakers here [Bulg? runner?] to translate citizens' commentary??

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 09:16 AM (CEzQx)

458 The IDF should send war elephants into Gaza. They'd make short work of the place.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 09:16 AM (v6JzV)

459
If they do, the law of unintended consequences kicks in and every community downriver from my town will flood even worse then they do already. You know who lives in flood plains? Poor people.

Spoiler Alert: They dont care.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 09:07 AM


Because they've never seen the results of flooding. The ancient sofa's, furniture, clothing out in the sun to dry, the dumpsters up and down the streets, the generators on the lawn, the porta potties in the street, the FEMA crews. It's absolutely heartbreaking.

Efforts to contain storm water by small towns can get overwritten by a communist piece of shit like Kamala? SMH in disgust.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 09:16 AM (RKVpM)

460 False.

Zimbabwe did not keep to the principles of Marxist communism and became a right-wing fascist state.

The only failures are failures of late-stage capitalism.

My professor of sociology is the right person and would run things perfectly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 09:14 AM (GBKbO)
++++
Yes, of course. They were inadequately committed. Inadequately pure. The failure was one rooted in incompetent implementation, not the nobility of the system.

When I come to power, it will work. I am pure, committed and capable.

It's only hubris if I fail.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2024 09:16 AM (HnUIn)

461 Speaking of Slovakia, the attempt on the life of PM Fico by a Ukraine supporting extremist, in the middle of campaign season that nearly killed him : "Although Fico has not spoken out in the wake of this latest alleged attempted shooting of Donald Trump, he did publish a lengthy reflection on events in July, when President Trump was shot in the ear at a campaign rally. In those remarks, Prime Minister Fico said the Trump shooting was a “carbon copy” scenario of his own shooting and said political opponents creating a febrile atmosphere of hate bore responsibility for driving easily influenced people to attempt to kill politicians."

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2024 09:16 AM (V13WU)

462 It took Zimbabwe from breadbasket to basket case in a single generation.

Communism is a hell of a drug.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2024 09:11 AM (HnUIn)

---------------

Pikers. Biden & Harris plan on doing it here in a mere eight years ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 09:16 AM (P3VPf)

463 The media will tell you that MAGAs are violent, dangerous people.

Which is why the media is so careful not to offend them. Also why the media will never risk going to a Trump rally.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 18, 2024 09:17 AM (KbCG3)

464 more on teh perp who almost killed Slovakian leader :"While Cintula said he disagreed with several of Fico’s policies and political reforms, according to the document the gunman’s main gripe was with the government not providing military aid to Ukraine. It read that what the gunman “mainly wants is military aid to be provided to Ukraine”, and was concerned that Fico’s government is seen as a “Judas” by the European Union."

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2024 09:18 AM (V13WU)

465 Meh. Muldoon is a treasure. I'm more of a class clown. Annoying to some, a source of entertainment for others.


Posted by: Sponge

Sometimes both at the same time.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 09:18 AM (v6JzV)

466 432
Job gains are going to immigrants, and keeping young US-born men out of the workforce
_CenterForImmmigrationStudies
source:
https://cis.org/ Oped/Job-gains-are-going-immigrants -and-keeping-young -USborn-men-out-workforce
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 09:10 AM (PS4T+)

+1.3 million illegals
-3 million working whites

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 09:18 AM (gbOdA)

467 She's waiting for the whole "you'll be freezing to death" thing to happen since she's so hot natured and has no clue what it's like to be cold.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
----------------

My aunt was like that, tiny, skinny and did not understand why people had the need to put on so many layers of clothing.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 09:18 AM (PS4T+)

468 436 It took Zimbabwe from breadbasket to basket case in a single generation.

Communism is a hell of a drug.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2024 09:11 AM (HnUIn)


Killing all the white farmers and taking their land might have had a hand in Zimbabwe's suicide.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 09:19 AM (x0n13)

469 Going on 28 years in total. Married for 21 years next March and dated for 7 before that.

She's a glutton.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)


I question her judgment!!

Posted by: Doof at September 18, 2024 09:19 AM (RhGG0)

470 I think Trump should reduce the rally's.. He's already got their vote.. Go to small venues and meet the people in Battleground States... And lots of ads

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 09:19 AM (IyPmt)

471 >>

Second look at the Trump brothers going game hunting in Africa?

Glad to know the elephant population is doing so well that the left thinks it's a-ok to kill 200 of them in one go. They are social creatures though, that's really going to mess up herd dynamics.

Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 09:19 AM (lfsBB)

472
Killing all the white farmers and taking their land might have had a hand in Zimbabwe's suicide.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Well that just cant be true, the people in charge told me.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 09:19 AM (CIS44)

473 435 More than 1,000 bottles of baby oil and lube seized in Diddy Probe.

https://tinyurl.com/52v9bz4x
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 09:11 AM (CIS44)

Answering the age old question, who is going to Costco for lube?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 18, 2024 09:19 AM (KbCG3)

474 “The immigrants now have been issued driver’s licenses but do not know how to read the traffic signs, causing numerous traffic accidents...,”

Gosh, understanding traffic signs was on my test. I wonder if they know to stop for school buses.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 09:20 AM (U7wke)

475
My aunt was like that, tiny, skinny and did not understand why people had the need to put on so many layers of clothing.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 09:18 AM (PS4T+)



She's been told she's been going through menopause for the last 8 years.

The chemo nurses said "If you haven't been, you will now!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

476 The only 'real' issue I have with farmer's markets around here is that there's a small fraction of actual fruits and vegetables being sold that are from local farms. Some of the stuff is exactly the same as what we'd find at Kroger's. Same packaging. So those people are frauds. And everyone knows it, but they persist.

The other thing that bugs me is that these 'markets' are full of stay-at-home mom's who craft and then sell their crap there. I'm not in the market for Campbell's soup can windchimes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2024 09:20 AM (Q4IgG)

477 +1.3 million illegals
-3 million working whites
Posted by: rhennigantx
---------------------------------

I was looking for that article. But it's not whites it's Americans.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 09:20 AM (PS4T+)

478 I question her judgment!!
Posted by: Doof at September 18, 2024 09:19 AM (RhGG0)



It's a valid question.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

479 451 I liked the elephants in LOTR.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 09:15 AM (CIS44)

I liked the Dude that rode the giant hog.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 09:21 AM (gbOdA)

480 You can smell the fear at food manufacturers like Fourth Street Foods. They know that once people see what they are doing to American workers and the safety of our food supply, they are finished. People are already figuring out who retails their products so they can be avoided.

Posted by: Truthbomb at September 18, 2024 09:21 AM (KFYTi)

481 I'm not in the market for Campbell's soup can windchimes.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

But can I interest you in a beer can airplane?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 09:21 AM (CIS44)

482 Late to the party, but congrats JJ! Not sure how you do it, but I'm glad you do.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2024 09:21 AM (4p0Xq)

483 Killing all the white farmers and taking their land might have had a hand in Zimbabwe's suicide.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 09:19 AM (x0n13)
++++
Yes, of course.

But take the racism out of the equation. Assume a hypothetical where Zimbabwe was a paragon of racial harmony.

What could Mugabe have done differently? He was a communist. The kulaks had to be purged and their holdings distributed to the beleaguered proletariat.

He would have had to do exactly what he did, and the outcome would have been the same. The deep racism made it easier, and generated the enthusiasm needed to accomplish it and gain tremendous support from Western intellectuals.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2024 09:21 AM (HnUIn)

484 Killing all the white farmers and taking their land might have had a hand in Zimbabwe's suicide.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



you asked for it........


https://youtu.be/_ptC2La7k5E

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)

485 As Mark Steyn points out today, it's always Blue shitholes where voters are "disenfranchised" by long-standing election rules. It's always Dem judges who intrude and order fraud to be allowed. It's never GOP candidates who want legal penalties for political opponents, only Demofascists. It's always election judges in Dem cities who cover up windows, eject poll watchers, and discover 3000 mystery votes in the fridge or the back of a car.

It's all one-way.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2024 09:21 AM (0NgNZ)

486 @457

>>Any Russian-speakers here [Bulg? runner?] to translate citizens' commentary??

Toropets is pretty far from Ukraine proper, and would require flying over Belarus for the most direct path.

The attack could have come from Belarus, Estonia, Latvia, Estonia, or possibly Finland.

I wouldn't put it past the lunatics running the show from launching attacks from NATO countries at this point and claiming it was a simple mistake.

The adults everyone!!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2024 09:21 AM (XV/Pl)

487 You can smell the fear at food manufacturers like Fourth Street Foods. They know that once people see what they are doing to American workers and the safety of our food supply, they are finished. People are already figuring out who retails their products so they can be avoided.
Posted by: Truthbomb at September 18, 2024 09:21 AM (KFYTi)

Check out their website. It's hilarious.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 09:22 AM (nPLkK)

488 Will Trump heed Emerald Robinson’s advice and make staying alive his number one goal till election and hopefully inauguration?
You can debate endlessly whether he could or should adopt a Biden Basement campaign strategy ….but the woman has a point, the Deep State has sent two sad sack amateurs to end the Trump Threat. Emerald believes the pros will now take over and assure the unthinkable is done ‘properly’.

Posted by: Voter theater. at September 18, 2024 09:15 AM (FCPbW)

---------------

Trump needs his own private & trusted security -- preferably former Special Forces personnel.

And I don't give shit that they don't have arrest powers; I give a shit that they have self-defense shoot-to-kill assassin threat powers ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 09:22 AM (P3VPf)

489 472
Killing all the white farmers and taking their land might have had a hand in Zimbabwe's suicide.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Well that just cant be true, the people in charge told me.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 09:19 AM (CIS44)

Now do South Africa.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 09:22 AM (gbOdA)

490 Any Russian-speakers here [Bulg? runner?] to translate citizens' commentary??
Posted by: andycanuck


I generally don't do videos, but I'll give it a whirl later on.

Haven't actually done anything with spoken Russian for over 20 years, though, so I doubt I will be able to make much of it out. Still, wouldn't hurt to practice.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 09:22 AM (v6JzV)

491 “A true de-escalation would mean dialing back claims that Trump is an existential threat.”
Was the Trump Shooting ‘Stochastic Terror’?


If the Democrats dialed-back their screaming that Trump is Evil and Democracy Destruction incarnate, they would lose 99 percent of their current 2024 campaign messaging at every level from city dog-catcher to POTUS.

Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2024 09:22 AM (pp/iw)

492 Killing all the white farmers and taking their land might have had a hand in Zimbabwe's suicide.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Nonsense! Blacks can farm just was well as whites. How hard can it be? Put seeds in the dirt, spray some Brawndo on them, and a few days later, food comes up! It's not rocket science.

Posted by: Robert Mugabe at September 18, 2024 09:23 AM (ycI94)

493 But can I interest you in a beer can airplane?
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 09:21 AM (CIS44)

Patent Infringement!!!!!

-Boeing

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 09:23 AM (nPLkK)

494
Now do South Africa.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 09:22 AM (gbOdA)



Haiti farts in your general direction.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

495 global clowns and their sycophant , bought media are drawing parallels between putin and hitler and their brainless followers, in their retarded minds, have concluded that they will be justified in removing anyone who is not supporting the valiant Ukes in their fight against putin

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2024 09:23 AM (V13WU)

496 Posted by: Truthbomb

Check out their website (Fourth Street Foods). It's hilarious.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

That is fantastic.

Give it to them, good and hard.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 09:24 AM (WXNFJ)

497 I'm not in the market for Campbell's soup can windchimes.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

How about a duct tape wallet?

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 09:24 AM (oaGWv)

498 But can I interest you in a beer can airplane?
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 09:21 AM (CIS44)



The Anüs Goose!

*inside joke, but it makes me laugh*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

499 Another day of treachery by the yankee government.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2024 09:24 AM (o2ZRX)

500 @483

>>But take the racism out of the equation. Assume a hypothetical where Zimbabwe was a paragon of racial harmony.

The biggest problem for Zimbabwe is that it's land locked, and African's really don't play nice with each other, regardless what the lunatics running things think about the nobleness of the people of the land.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2024 09:25 AM (XV/Pl)

501 470 I think Trump should reduce the rally's.. He's already got their vote.. Go to small venues and meet the people in Battleground States... And lots of ads
Posted by: It's me donna
--------------------------

Rally's are Trump's coattails. Every rally he brings local an federal candidates up to either speak but certainly be noticed. He knows that local support from the people throughout the nation is his source of influence and power.
And his courage grows courage.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 09:25 AM (PS4T+)

502
I liked the Dude that rode the giant hog.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 09:21 AM (gbOdA)


Oh, my!!!

Posted by: Tim Walz at September 18, 2024 09:25 AM (eDfFs)

503 >>Will Trump heed Emerald Robinson’s advice and make staying alive his number one goal till election and hopefully inauguration?

I don't think it really matters. They took out Kennedy when he was in office. Reagan was shot while in office. Being in office is not going to give Trump some veil of protection he doesn't have now.

Trump is running explicitly to take down the deep state and they are striking back. They will continue as long as he fights and they will do the same to anyone else who tries.

It might help him to beef up his own private protection detail rather than only relying on the people who hate him.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 09:25 AM (OPwkX)

504 I'm not in the market for Campbell's soup can windchimes.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

How about a duct tape wallet?
Posted by: Tuna

Or a 'windmill' fashioned out of an empty 2 liter pop bottle?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 09:25 AM (WXNFJ)

505 Nonsense! Blacks can farm just was well as whites. How hard can it be? Put seeds in the dirt, spray some Brawndo on them, and a few days later, food comes up! It's not rocket science.
Posted by: Robert Mugabe at September 18, 2024 09:23 AM (ycI94)

Ya mean water, like from the toilet.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 09:25 AM (gbOdA)

506 I'm generally not a very sentimental guy JJ, but will admit to remembering you in prayer.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2024 09:25 AM (pohLc)

507 You can smell the fear at food manufacturers like Fourth Street Foods. They know that once people see what they are doing to American workers and the safety of our food supply, they are finished. People are already figuring out who retails their products so they can be avoided.
Posted by: Truthbomb at September 18, 2024 09:21 AM (KFYTi)


There has already been some push for people to buy actual food and prepare it themselves - to the maximum extent possible. This will further that drive. Eventually, the only people who will buy manufactured food will be the poor, their health will suffer more, and the government will step in to provide them with more (bad) food and the drugs to deal with the symptoms of their health issues... all in return for their vote.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 09:26 AM (U7wke)

508 Good morning JJ and horde

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2024 09:26 AM (fwDg9)

509

Fourth Street Foods Addresses Misinformation
Charleroi, PA.— 09/17/24 — Recently, Fourth Street Foods has faced unfounded criticism on social media platforms such as X. Allegations claim the company replaced American workers with immigrants to cut labor costs; this is untrue and a complete fabrication. Fourth Street Foods takes pride in being a long-standing part of the Charleroi community, employing both local and international workers. Our mission prioritizes providing safe and valued employment to all, regardless of origin, without displacing American workers. We regret that recent political attention has cast our town negatively amidst rebuilding efforts. It’s unfortunate that our town was not identified in a more positive light as we continue to rebuild a community previously devastated by the departure of foundational industries. Our company's growth supports the community's fiscal health, and we remain dedicated to offering employment to qualified individuals. We appreciate all our employees and look forward to a positive future for both our company and the Charleroi community. For more information, press only: Fourth Street Foods (724) 483-2000 News@fourthstreetbbq.com

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 09:26 AM (P3VPf)

510 I liked the Dude that rode the giant hog.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 09:21 AM (gbOdA)



It is like moped. All fun till your friends see you on it.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 18, 2024 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

511 484 Killing all the white farmers and taking their land might have had a hand in Zimbabwe's suicide.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

you asked for it........

https://youtu.be/_ptC2La7k5E
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Awwww. I was hoping for "Rhodesians Never Die". Keep those commies North of the Zambezi!
https://tinyurl.com/yezw5ud7

Posted by: Military Moron at September 18, 2024 09:26 AM (ycI94)

512 Israel will be mapping out injuries, hospital admissions, social media posts, electronic communications, news footage, and medical records, linking them all to people who had these pagers today.

TAG UR IT

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 09:27 AM (gbOdA)

513
I was looking for that article. But it's not whites it's Americans.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 09:20 AM


If you go to the Bureau of Labor statistics and look at white male employment in the 'Labor Participation Rate' chart you'll see that the 'War on Woman' missed the mark completely and killed white males.

Advice I'd give to young men is graduate high school, get in an apprentice program or go to trade school. Skip college, and save those wasted dollars. Take your skills and charge the ever-living hell of the cat ladies who hate you with a passion.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 09:27 AM (RKVpM)

514 Notice that: "for press only"

That's code for 'f**k you people, we don't answer to you".

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 09:27 AM (WXNFJ)

515
Awwww. I was hoping for "Rhodesians Never Die". Keep those commies North of the Zambezi!
https://tinyurl.com/yezw5ud7
Posted by: Military Moron at September 18, 2024 09:26 AM (ycI94)

That was the worst Bond movie ever.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 09:27 AM (gbOdA)

516 500 @483

>>But take the racism out of the equation. Assume a hypothetical where Zimbabwe was a paragon of racial harmony.

The biggest problem for Zimbabwe is that it's land locked, and African's really don't play nice with each other, regardless what the lunatics running things think about the nobleness of the people of the land.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
------------------------------------

It's not race, it's not land locked; It's competence vs incompetence. Communists are inherently incompetent. If they were competent they wouldn't be communists.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 09:28 AM (PS4T+)

517 Remember when 'infrastructure' was a thing? Schools, roads, hospitals, sewer systems all suddenly overwhelmed.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 08:34 AM (RKVpM)
++++
You cannot break the assumptions on which infrastructure is built, and expect the infrastructure to survive it.

Sewer infrastructure is rooted on two assumptions for residential areas:
1. 1-2 persons per bedroom
2. Water use scales approximately linearly with sewer demand

You *cannot* break those assumptions and have the system survive. If you suddenly start piling in 5-7 people per bedroom, the system will collapse and you won't be able to afford to expand or repair it adequately (the rates won't cover it, since they're usually bound to and scaled by water unit consumption).

You can also see this problem in AirBnB-heavy areas, where cabins and houses get way more people than assumed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2024 09:28 AM (HnUIn)

518 I thought marching gangs of owned imported black people to go to work for you for a pittance was more of a southern Democrat thing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 09:28 AM (nPLkK)

519 501 Rally's are Trump's coattails. Every rally he brings local an federal candidates up to either speak but certainly be noticed. He knows that local support from the people throughout the nation is his source of influence and power.
And his courage grows courage.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 09:25 AM (PS4T+)

========

And they're organizational tools.

Every person who shows up provides contact information. I've seen previous numbers that said 40% or so were irregular voters, at best.

If there's to be GOTV efforts in swing states, rallies are key to building lists of people to contact and get out to vote.

Combine that with the new effort to encourage voting early, and it could be really effective.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 09:28 AM (GBKbO)

520 Advice I'd give to young men is graduate high school, get in an apprentice program or go to trade school. Skip college, and save those wasted dollars. Take your skills and charge the ever-living hell of the cat ladies who hate you with a passion.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 09:27 AM (RKVpM)

Find a gal that loves her Dad and takes care of her Bros and Sis. She will do the same for you.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 09:29 AM (gbOdA)

521 Yea, it's not "crafts."

It's getting rid of trash cleverly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2024 09:29 AM (Q4IgG)

522 Advice I'd give to young men is graduate high school, get in an apprentice program or go to trade school. Skip college, and save those wasted dollars. Take your skills and charge the ever-living hell of the cat ladies who hate you with a passion.
Posted by: Divide by Zero a

Yup, Im doing that now, wish I would have done it 25 years ago.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 09:29 AM (CIS44)

523 489 472
Killing all the white farmers and taking their land might have had a hand in Zimbabwe's suicide.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Well that just cant be true, the people in charge told me.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 09:19 AM (CIS44)

Now do South Africa.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 09:22 AM (gbOdA)

Wakanda seems to be doing marvelously.

Posted by: Auspex at September 18, 2024 09:30 AM (j4U/Z)

524 ART CRITICS UPSTAIRS WE HAZ A NOOD

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2024 09:30 AM (fwDg9)

525 512 Israel will be mapping out injuries, hospital admissions, social media posts, electronic communications, news footage, and medical records, linking them all to people who had these pagers today.

TAG UR IT
Posted by: rhennigantx
---------------------------

Yep, beepers were #1 Hamaz have no idea what's #2. Be wary Hamaz, be wary.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 09:31 AM (PS4T+)

526 I saw Marching Gangs of Owned Imported Black People open for P Diddy at The Rape Room in 2014.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 18, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

527 Wakanda seems to be doing marvelously.
Posted by: Auspex

If only those bastards would share their Vibranium.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 09:31 AM (CIS44)

528 >>If they do, the law of unintended consequences kicks in and every community downriver from my town will flood even worse then they do already. You know who lives in flood plains? Poor people.


Oh great.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2024 09:31 AM (Pijte)

529 Strike one........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

530 It amazes me that every single socialist/communist playbook demonizes the farmer, when USSR literally had a sickle as its symbol. When every single time it just led to famine and mass death. They are trying so hard in America and Europe to demonize the farmer and kill small farms. They never learn.

Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 09:32 AM (Gd5xq)

531 ]JJ, don't die. And if you do die don't let the cats eat your face, okay?

That really needed a Marie Prevost sock.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 18, 2024 09:32 AM (Q0kLU)

532 "It would take a heart of stone not to laugh at the tears of a three-year-old concerned about gas prices."

This is true, but nobody except you said anything about three year olds.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 18, 2024 09:32 AM (IHRQq)

533 “ Fourth Street Foods takes pride in being a long-standing part of the Charleroi community, employing both local and international workers. ”

Tell me you’re guilty without telling me you’re guilty.

Posted by: Truthbomb at September 18, 2024 09:34 AM (KFYTi)

534 531 ]JJ, don't die. And if you do die don't let the cats eat your face, okay?

That really needed a Marie Prevost sock.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 18, 2024 09:32 AM (Q0kLU)


Nick Lowe fan, like me!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 09:35 AM (x0n13)

535 God bless you and keep you, Mr Sefton.

"The organization cited Routh’s reported history of anti-Trump views and ties to Ukraine ..."

for a moment there, I thought they were talking about the Biden family.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 18, 2024 09:35 AM (Rbu5d)

536 DJT has the money to buy himself some very good security...I wish he would just do it because the powers that be want him dead.

Posted by: just saying at September 18, 2024 09:37 AM (Uy/WF)

537 Don't forget, Bitch Powell speaks today and how well he does will effect the market and possibly whether this inflation levels off or not.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 09:37 AM (PS4T+)

538 I'm so glad today is Wednesday. I lost last Wednesday.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 09:38 AM (PS4T+)

539 "Tensions have reportedly erupted in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, over a mural depicting a swastika intertwined with a Star of David.
Mural On Private Property Stokes Heated Debate In Milwaukee As Officials Step In"

Not reading this, it makes my stomach turn.
However.
First Amendment, no matter how abhorrent.
there's not reason, however, not to apply a strong mix of public mockery, shaming, and shunning to the owners. STRONG.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 18, 2024 09:41 AM (Rbu5d)

540 Happy Anniversary, J.J.!
You do great research and write eloquent op-eds that consistently help me process my own thoughts and contingency think in regards to current events that I believe are pointing more and more toward the eminent return of Christ as King. I appreciate you, brother! Now to read as much of this post and commits as I can.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at September 18, 2024 09:47 AM (GuXJ7)

541 Gas is $3.15 per gallon around here. Who says it's cheap?
Posted by: dantesed at September 18, 2024 07:51 AM (Oy/m2)

$2.97 as of yesterday, here in Central NJ. Lowest since May 2021. I have been keeping an Excel database on gasoline prices since 2005.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 18, 2024 09:55 AM (iODuv)

542 How about someone with global exposure starts proclaiming repeatedly that “Kamala is a threat to Islam” and see just how KJP et al respond to that?

Posted by: Denny Crane! at September 18, 2024 10:05 AM (GuXJ7)

543 [i[Hillary Clinton Calls for Americans to Be ‘Criminally Charged’ for Free Speech that Sounds Like ‘Russian Propaganda’

Influenced, position, and power have their privileges. So the traitorous bitch who sold our uranium to Russian Gov't intermediaries on purpose as Sec. State, who put confidential, secret, top secret, and top secret compartmentalized info on a bathroom server accessed by our enemies and tried to hide it by destroying and erasing various devices and was never held to account, whose "charitable" organization were used as personal family piggy banks, who hired people to falsely smear her political candidate...
Speaks about others being criminally charged for their God-given right to free speech. Rot in Hell, you harpy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2024 11:10 AM (ynpvh)

544 Thanks, J.J! 'Morning, all. 🙏

"Democrat Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz said in 2022 that there is “no guarantee to free speech on misinformation or hate speech.” “Yeah, years ago, it was the little things, telling people to vote the day after the election, and we kind of brushed them off. Now we know it’s intimidation at the ballot box,” responded Walz."
-----
USA Today, Fact Check, Twitter user convicted for false voting information, not Hillary Clinton memes, Updated Oct. 23, 2023

(In part,)"Our rating: False
Making memes disparaging political figures is not illegal. Mackey was sentenced for posting memes that encourages Clinton supporters to vote via text message, which is not a valid way to vote.

Jury finds Mackey's posts went beyond political satire protected by the First Amendment

Mackey, who had nearly 60,000 followers on X in 2016, was convicted of conspiracy against rights after posting false messages on social media encouraging supporters of 2016 Democratic president candidate Hillary Clinton to vote through text message, according to a press release from the U.S. Attorney's Office Eastern District of New York. Texting is not a valid way to submit a vote ..."

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 18, 2024 11:36 AM (NFX2v)

545 Had one of my haunted nights, thinking & worrying but one thing stood out: The young GA mom who, reportedly, died of preventable infection due to state's abortion laws.

Unfortunately, the story is being spun & reported with varying "facts" depending upon media. But the one fact is that she had been several weeks pregnant - with twins & possibly > 20 weeks. Reportedly, she drove from GA to North Carolina to a 'clinic' & received pregnancy-ending pills, mifepristone and misoprostol, which she took at home. 'After a few days,' all of the fetal tissue hadn't expelled & complications set in. She wound up in a GA hospital and, as per People Magazine (09/17/24), "But due to Georgia’s stringent anti-abortion laws, doctors didn't proceed with a dilation and curettage — commonly known as a D&C."
...
"However, ProPublica reports that an 'official state committee' reported that doctors waited for 20 hours to operate while they monitored Thurman’s infection — during which time her blood pressure dropped and her organs failed."

And, "According to Georgia law, “no abortion shall be performed if the unborn child has a detectable human

Cont'd -

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 18, 2024 11:36 AM (NFX2v)

546 heartbeat except (a) in the event of a medical emergency or medically futile pregnancy.”

(BTW, sometime ago, suddenly collapsed from sepsis 2 months after ventral hernia (C-sections) surgery in an excellent hospital. Back at the same hospital, was in the ER 21 hours for stabilization, the taking of infection cultures (72 hrs was needed for accurate reading of what bacteria for appropriate antibiotic treatment) & to locate a bed for admission. For 3 days, I had a mix of antibiotics but the infection wasn't abating. Finally, from the results from the cultures, an effective antibiotic was found & drains placed. Eight months of antibiotics followed and then a 2nd surgery to remove the mesh from the original surgery, 10 months prior.)

Anyway, not about me. I am haunted about what IS the true story behind Amber Thurman's untimely death; there are too many 'contraries' & Qs surrounding it. Linking her death to 'abortion ban' is a stretch. But since blame is being placed, consider the fact that not all, or even some, be placed upon the responding GA hospital.

Amber Nicole Thurman died August 2022. May she RIP. Perhaps education in her name will save others.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 18, 2024 11:36 AM (NFX2v)

547 Some abortion news, about 2 months following Ms. Thurman's death:

North Carolina News
Walmart ends policy targeting drug used for miscarriages, abortions after push by North Carolina Democrats
by: Steve Doyle, Posted: Oct 11, 2022

WASHINGTON. D.C. (WGHP) – Walmart has rescinded its policy and will allow pharmacists in North Carolina to fill prescriptions for misoprostol, a drug that is prescribed for a variety of medical issues, without restrictions.

(Please consider reading the entire article for context.)

If you care for women of reproductive age, please educate them honestly and plainly about all 'options' for their health well before they're needed & also as medicine changes throughout their - hopefully - long lives.

All, imo.

Thanks, and good day.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 18, 2024 11:36 AM (NFX2v)

548 JJ: So thankful to hear of your good news re: the brain tumor. "May the Lord bless you
and keep you; the Lord make his face shine on you
and be gracious to you; the Lord turn his face towards you and give you peace."

I don't play a doctor on TV but I am one in real life and I concur with your assessment that wading through the madness of Democrat Socialism is responsible for the tumor!

Blessings to you and your family.

Posted by: Agamemnon at September 18, 2024 12:06 PM (7U3hX)

549 God. Less you JJ

You sound “better”

Cancer has a way of taking over every facet of your life and then one day, you realize your alive and you shed its tentacles and move on into your life.. again

Posted by: Gonzotx at September 18, 2024 12:11 PM (YjECI)

550 So glad you are feeling better and beating the Big C.

We are all rooting for you.

Posted by: PJU at September 18, 2024 12:43 PM (RRCAT)

551 8 years! Wow, I’ve been with you the entire time. Thank you, I trust and value your perspective.

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Posted by: chicago at September 19, 2024 04:03 AM (4dtTH)

553 My daughter’s playing in the homecoming game this weekend, and I’m banned until the 23rd,” said Anthony Foote of Bow, N.H. I can’t watch her play in homecoming — which is ridiculous.”

And I bet a significant portion of these now banned parents voted for all the local town officials now acting against them.

"But he/she/zer is a good local Democrat not like those crazy national ones"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2024 07:21 AM (oZhjI)

554 Oh I mentioned I haven't seen really any Harris/Biden signs in NH.

I went to a wealthy town in MA this past weekend and in the richest part of the rich town there were Harris signs everywhere.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2024 07:22 AM (oZhjI)

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