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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Hundreds of Hezballah Terrorists Hurt By Online Hate Speech and Israel Remotely Detonating Their Pagers But Mostly by Israel Remotely Detonating Their PagersMy only reservation is that any brilliant cover operation can usually only be executed once. You rely on the target not even knowing that your exploit is even a possibility. Once you execute the exploit, your ignorance-based advantage is gone. Hezballah and all other terrorists now know to check their electronic devices regularly. As with killing the Hamas leader in Iran with a bomb slipped under his bed, Israel is burning through a lot of the covert op tricks it's been slipping up its sleeve for decades, and these tricks will be unavailable (or at least, less reliable) in the future. Still, this is a pretty existential fight and I guess Israel doesn't want to go down holding any of its arrows in its quivers, unused.Are you ready for this casualty estimate? I don't think you are. A current total of 2,800 people, including terrorists, are believed to be injured or killed, according to the Lebanese Health Ministry cited by Axios.I guess Lebanon could be inflating those numbers, thinking, incorrectly, that a lot of Hezballah terrorists dead or with their fingers and faces half-blown of will elicit sympathy. What it elicits are Glory Boners. How long before they start claiming that it was mostly "women and children" talking on Hezballah's phones? Iran's ambassador to Lebanon was reportedly injured in one of the explosions, according to The Jerusalem Post.LOL. More at the link.
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boom!
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:00 PM (CEzQx) 2
And nood!
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:01 PM (CEzQx) 3
Breaking911 @Breaking911 25m
Man with phone : “Netanyahu, did you know that they’re now comparing you to James Bond?” Netanyahu: “Nonsense. It’s Netanyahu; Benjamin Netanyahu” https://tinyurl.com/2jx6v4fy 9 seconds Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:01 PM (CEzQx) 4
Breaking911 @Breaking911
Hezbollah ordered civilians to stop filming and disseminating any footage since it will "aid the enemy" (Israel) Breaking911 @Breaking911 UN spokesperson Stephane Dujarric: "Developments in Lebanon are extremely concerning, particularly within the extremely volatile environment. This follows the detonation of THOUSANDS of electronic pagers belonging to Hezbollah members. Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:02 PM (CEzQx) Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 02:02 PM (PYxAv) 6
Those magnificent Joos,they did it again!
Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2024 02:03 PM (HJ9BW) 7
Reach out and touch someone.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 02:03 PM (LgsNJ) 8
dear god, i'm loving this one.
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 17, 2024 02:03 PM (nXhwP) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2024 02:03 PM (RSlvq) 10
Breaking911 @Breaking911
WSJ: The affected pagers were from a new shipment that Hezbollah received in recent days. A senior Hezbollah terrorist speculated that malware may have caused the devices to heat up and explode. There are close to 1,500 wounded or dead terrorists. https://tinyurl.com/3jkm3xu2 5 seconds and 8 seconds; Allah ain't listening, buddy or sometimes he answers calls to prayer with a 'No'. 2:20 minutes of bleeding assholes but no further action: https://tinyurl.com/yytnbtvv Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:04 PM (CEzQx) 11
I'll never trust my phone again. It's listening to me and waiting to hear the chair is against the wall signal to blow up.
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2024 02:04 PM (vFG9F) 12
>>>Israel is burning through a lot of the covert op tricks it's been slipping up its sleeve for decades, and these tricks will be unavailable (or at least, less reliable) in the future.
I think 9/10 of it is recognizing this fact, then studying the target for unique vulnerabilities. The remaining 10/10 is having the effing political will to execute the plans. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 02:04 PM (i24o9) 13
That list needs some Reverend Al Green.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 02:04 PM (PYxAv) Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 17, 2024 02:04 PM (wBaIH) 15
Willowed:
9 PM in Lebanon. The really weird thing is that Israel hasn't moved yet - why would you expend a one-time stratagem unless you were willing to immediately move against Hezbollah? Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2024 02:04 PM (uxCna) 16
For a symbolic celebration, everyone's invited over to our house for a spontaneous matzah ball party!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 02:04 PM (LgsNJ) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2024 02:04 PM (RSlvq) 18
Technology is a double edged sword.
Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (VGOMa) 19
I like the part where no one moves to help the guy who's crying on the ground.
Like, "is he gonna blow up some more?" Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (w10cF) Posted by: SturmToddler at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (nXhwP) Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (NFX2v) 22
Destroyed pager photos:
https://tinyurl.com/yc62ny5d https://tinyurl.com/3ztn4mdv 18 seconds; video in action! Another: https://tinyurl.com/4vf85ayx Guy's got a good ringtone. Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (CEzQx) 23
Amazed that the Mossad operation worked so beautifully, and even more amazed o much video is already out showing it working.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (of55+) Posted by: The UN, Tomorrow! at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (uxCna) 25
It would be sad if those pagers got distributed to members of Antifa.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (MiYkN) 26
That second video with the Hez monster simpering on the floor is something else. I'd feel sorry for him if I didn't know what he is.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (Odg76) 27
Some music to maim terrorist vermin by:
Hello, by Lionel Ritchie. Hello, It's Me, by Todd Rundgren. Call Me Maybe, by the girl who does Call Me Maybe. Posted by: Ace at 02:00 PM Ring, Ring by ABBA Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (kgE5c) Posted by: ace at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (KRtlO) 29
"Balls to the Wall"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (ddxsZ) 30
I'd hate to be the purchasing officer for Hazbolla right now. Imagine having to order every phone individually from now on? Nightmare!
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (LCr8f) 31
now that Gaza is a mop-up operation, Israel declared a new war goal. You would not believe what it is! Returning residents to the North. Depriving Hezbos of communications, and debalzzing them at the same time is the step in that direction!
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (V13WU) 32
This won't end Hezbollah using pagers, but it will end them using pagers with lithium ion batteries.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (pohLc) 33
ALL THE CELL PHONES BLEW UP NEXT TO BABIES AND PREGNANT WOMEN!
Posted by: The UN, Tomorrow! at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (uxCna) 34
The shock value of seeing thousands of people suddenly go "POP" as their phones explode is going to be huge.
One minute you are at the checkout counter at your local market. The next minute you--and ten of your closest terrorist buddies in the store--are collapsed on the ground, clutching your now-non-existent junk. Demoralizing for sure... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (7fElN) Posted by: ace at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (KRtlO) 36
Mystery 80's Lyrics Empty dreams can only dissapoint In a room behind your smile But don't give up, Don't give up You can be lucky in love Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (kzqB1) 37
I mean, are we sure this wasn't internal sabotage by a lone wolf at the manufacture...
If someone on a production line that's sloppy decided they felt like screwing around with the devices, and then when you turned them on, they went boom (which seems to be what happened - the booms happened today, but not at the same time...only when turned on, I think), would that be possible? I think it would be. You put the battery wires on backwards (as an example), and instead of turning on, they short... I don't think this happened, but Israel has not taken credit...and you think they would to inspire dread in Hezbollah... Posted by: Nova Local at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (exHjb) 38
Israel warned Hisballess. Then, Hisballess was attacked from a direction they definitally were not looking. The psych value of this op cannot be underestimated.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (8YMJn) Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (LCr8f) Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (CEzQx) 41
There is some collateral damage,
I thought there was no such thing as collateral damage over there. You are either a fighter, a supporter or a baby factory.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 42
Don't Page Me, Bro!
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 02:07 PM (PYxAv) 43
Of course the media reports lead with making sure to say a child was injured.
"Take My Child to War" Day isn't a good idea. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2024 02:07 PM (w10cF) 44
Ring, Ring by ABBA
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (kgE5c) Call Me, by Blondie Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 17, 2024 02:07 PM (k9OZB) 45
Mossad: "We have an offer for you: Quit Hezbollah and keep your balls, or.... don't"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2024 02:07 PM (hydQt) Posted by: JROD at September 17, 2024 02:07 PM (IlL6s) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2024 02:07 PM (RSlvq) Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 02:07 PM (PYxAv) 49
Some music to maim terrorist vermin by:
Hello, by Lionel Ritchie. Hello, It's Me, by Todd Rundgren. Call Me Maybe, by the girl who does Call Me Maybe. Posted by: Ace at 02:00 PM Ring, Ring by ABBA Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (kgE5c) Call Me -- Blondie Posted by: SturmToddler at September 17, 2024 02:07 PM (nXhwP) 50
I like the part where no one moves to help the guy who's crying on the ground.
Like, "is he gonna blow up some more?" I noticed that. OTOH, Hezbollah is not popular in much of Lebanon. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (uxCna) 51
That second video with the Hez monster simpering on the floor is something else. I'd feel sorry for him if I didn't know what he is.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (Odg76) - Jamal, cleanup in aisle 5! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (LgsNJ) 52
ALL THE CELL PHONES BLEW UP NEXT TO BABIES AND PREGNANT WOMEN!
Posted by: The UN And THAT is how you interrupt the supply chain.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 53
Willowed , has anyone heard anything from the Biden junta about the Israeli attack? I can't wait to hear that word salad
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (ddxsZ) 54
The cure for this type of problem is to quit Hezbollah.
Go Israel! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (q/Wxk) 55
Phony Calls - Weird Al
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (CIS44) 56
48 >>what song?
Call Me Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 02:07 PM (PYxAv) ====== Eh. Maybe. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (GBKbO) Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (LCr8f) 58
(Use the) Telephone Line, by ELO
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (lTGtQ) 59
Any information on UN personnel injured by 'unexplained' explosions? Might be a bit embarrassing.
Posted by: JB1000 at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (ONZGM) 60
>>>13 That list needs some Reverend Al Green.
what song? Posted by: ace at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM Call Me Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (kgE5c) 61
Now I have a new screen saver. Complete with sounds of Hizzbolla yelps of pain.
It's gonna be a good day, Poot. Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (wBaIH) 62
Party Line - The Kinks
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (CIS44) 63
"Don't Hang Up", The Orions.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (LgsNJ) 64
Banana Phone? Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (kzqB1) Posted by: runner at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (V13WU) Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (NFX2v) 67
Jamal, cleanup in aisle 5!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (LgsNJ) ------------ Thank you, come again! Posted by: Gurdip at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (VdhcA) 68
Internet of the Year winner!
Israel75 @IFNY2775 12m Replying to @Breaking911 Mossad Mourns The Loss Of Their Undercover Agent, Moti Rola https://tinyurl.com/5f3we75e IMAGE Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (CEzQx) 69
Destroyed pager photos:
https://tinyurl.com/yc62ny5d https://tinyurl.com/3ztn4mdv 18 seconds; video in action! Another: https://tinyurl.com/4vf85ayx Guy's got a good ringtone. Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (CEzQx) Good stuff. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (i24o9) Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (PYxAv) 71
"My only reservation is that any brilliant cover operation can usually only be executed once. You rely on the target not even knowing that your exploit is even a possibility. Once you execute the exploit, your ignorance-based advantage is gone. Hezballah and all other terrorists now know to check their electronic devices regularly."
You don't castrate 100% of the jihadis whose pagers you don't asplode Posted by: deepelemblues at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (z9n5F) 72
Telephone Man by Meri Wilson
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (k9OZB) 73
Lebanon Goat country music: "Are you lonely tonight?" Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (j4U/Z) 74
The shock value of seeing thousands of people suddenly go "POP" as their phones explode is going to be huge.
Particularly in the Arab World, seeing hundreds of Hezbees having their balls blown off is going to have an impact. Weak horse and strong horse, and all that. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (uxCna) 75
Telephone - lady gaga
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (nXhwP) 76
Blow Me Thru the Phone
Posted by: Soulja Boy featuring Mossad at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (Odg76) Posted by: runner at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (V13WU) 78
346 I saw this once before in The Plot to Beep Hitler
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 11:10 AM Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (CEzQx) 79
That was an actual plot device in the latest John Cena movie, Jackpot--they blow up all the cell phones of the folks trying to kill them.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (w10cF) Posted by: Seems Legit at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (NcaYZ) 81
I think it would be. You put the battery wires on backwards (as an example), and instead of turning on, they short...
Did I do that??? Posted by: Jewish Steve Urkel
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (D6iP4) 83
Jamal, cleanup in aisle 5!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (LgsNJ) But who wuz phone? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (i24o9) 84
Paging Allahu Achbar.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (yxhux) 85
dammit , difficult to be original around here
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (V13WU) 86
No fire, little smoke, no white residue. Probably not lithium battery explosion. It's just a little sliver of HE, probably with tiny projos embedded.
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (jW2M4) 87
The Heat is On
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (LCr8f) 88
Mr. Telephone Man, there's something wrong with my line....
Posted by: Oldstoke at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (lvKkc) 89
Brass in Pocket
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:11 PM (LCr8f) 90
Movie plot idea: Nutless in Beirut, gutless in Tripoli.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 02:11 PM (pohLc) 91
Breaking911 @Breaking911
Hezbollah paging system. https://tinyurl.com/2jccja7f Kaboom! It's not just for breakfast any more. [Destroyed pager.] Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:11 PM (CEzQx) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2024 02:11 PM (RSlvq) 93
"What's up with that guy in aisle 3?"
"I don't know." "What kind of sausage is that on the floor next to him?" "Uhhhh..." Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 17, 2024 02:11 PM (lTGtQ) 94
This is a fear I have had for years.
Imagine China disabling every router, every EV, every refrigerator, every toaster in the USA. Seriously, they could wipe out the country. I think the military knows this and this is why we let them get away with so much. We have already given up. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 17, 2024 02:11 PM (IrCeY) 95
Hello, Goodbye
Posted by: The Beatles at September 17, 2024 02:11 PM (Odg76) 96
Reach out and touch someone
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2024 02:11 PM (ddxsZ) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2024 02:11 PM (kgE5c) 98
I'm sure Mossad wont have issues finding more ways to dupe the terrorists into self deleting
arabic terrorists are not known for their genius Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump Ho And Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at September 17, 2024 02:11 PM (M7vhK) Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:11 PM (LCr8f) 100
If this plot were a mumblecore 90s indie production, the title would be:
The Anonymous Lives of Inanimate Objects Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 17, 2024 02:12 PM (GBKbO) 101
Transylvania 6-5000
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 17, 2024 02:12 PM (nXhwP) 102
Reach out, reach out and touch someone.
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 17, 2024 02:12 PM (u73oe) 103
If was malware, then, it wouldn't necessarily be a one off. The big question is can it be done to phones?
Posted by: Accomack at September 17, 2024 02:12 PM (lqnbT) 104
Internet of the Year winner!
Israel75 @IFNY2775 12m Replying to @Breaking911 Mossad Mourns The Loss Of Their Undercover Agent, Moti Rola Snort
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 105
HELP ME, HELP ME, HELP ME!
Posted by: Hezbollah's Electronics Procurement Staff Being Tortured! at September 17, 2024 02:12 PM (uxCna) 106
They loaded up on all those cheap Temu pagers.
Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 02:12 PM (due9l) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 02:12 PM (i24o9) 108
Talk to Me Baby - Elmore James
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2024 02:12 PM (V13WU) 109
Watching these maggots get obliterated is heartwarming.
Posted by: Jay in PA at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (i7Q7S) 110
Spiderwebs - No Doubt
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (CIS44) 111
Maybe the pagers were just designed by Boeing or Chevy Volt engineers.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (yxhux) 112
"Balls to the Wall"
Posted by: Smell the Glove -------- HezBalls to the Walz! Get out that MI vote! Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (CEzQx) 113
Imagine China disabling every router, every EV, every refrigerator, every toaster in the USA.
**************** One lovingly dropped nuke on Beijing might dissuade them of that notion Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump Ho And Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (M7vhK) 114
This little episode took no small amount of planning, and likely bribing in China, and a wicked sense of humor.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (pohLc) 115
Telephone Line - ELO
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (VdhcA) 116
This is like the ink bomb in a bag of stolen money.
LOL, now all the guys with burn marks on their hips are branded--literally--as He'zball-less. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (w10cF) 117
Particularly in the Arab World, seeing hundreds of Hezbees having their balls blown off is going to have an impact.
Weak horse and strong horse, and all that. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (uxCna) --- Yep. Challenging an Arab's manhood is about the most deadly insult you can throw in their face. They'll go to great lengths to avenge that kind of insult to their honor. Blowing their balls off at will? Absolutely priceless. It shows *exactly* how impotent Hezbollah is compared to Israel. I would not be surprised if these ball-less bastards decided to strap on suicide vests and charge into Israeli fire if only to end their suffering. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (7fElN) Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (s3qiR) 119
youtube.com/watch?v=ycIcd5e1YMw
Posted by: Ribbed at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (iFMeW) 120
Hezbollah now identifies as Shezbollah
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (iZbyp) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (LgsNJ) 122
At least 9 killed
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2024 02:14 PM (RHGPo) 123
1) a lot of dicks were blown off - the pagers were in a lot of front pants pockets.
2) say, why does the Iran ambassador have a Hezbollah pager? 3) These weren't bombs per se - Isarael loaded the pagers with special software that caused the batteries to explode. 4) This means Hezbollah can only communicate via code over radio or by messengers. They are hugely set back, especially if Israel, ahem, launches a follow up attack. Posted by: El Mariachi at September 17, 2024 02:14 PM (ARlwA) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2024 02:14 PM (RSlvq) 125
What if they faked this and it really didn't happen but was all actors --
What a great way to get your enemy to stop using encrypted phones and switch to public networks. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 17, 2024 02:14 PM (IrCeY) Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at September 17, 2024 02:14 PM (kzqB1) 127
I’m sure Israel has more tricks up their sleeve. The deal about the pagers-they thought going low tech would be genius level shit. Now they’re afraid of it. Lol
Yep, Israel has the IQ advantage due to low inbreeding and high work ethic. Posted by: Seems Legit at September 17, 2024 02:15 PM (NcaYZ) 128
Hezbollah now identifies as Shezbollah
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (iZbyp) Well done. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 02:15 PM (i24o9) Posted by: Rex B at September 17, 2024 02:15 PM (592Pr) 130
LOL, now all the guys with burn marks on their hips are branded--literally--as He'zball-less.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (w10cF) --- They can't even wear it as a badge of honor because it just emphasizes the fact that they are now dickless, ball-less, impotent once-men. They are now pariahs among the Arab world. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2024 02:15 PM (7fElN) 131
Ricki Don't Lose That Number? Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at September 17, 2024 02:15 PM (kzqB1) 132
ALL THE CELL PHONES BLEW UP NEXT TO BABIES AND PREGNANT WOMEN!
Posted by: The UN, Tomorrow! -------- Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 3h BREAKING - Girl killed in Lebanon by exploding pager: family, source close to Hezbollah Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4h BREAKING: Hundreds of members of Hezbollah, including fighters and medics, seriously wounded after the pagers they use to communicate exploded - video from one of the locations in Beirut, Lebanon Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:15 PM (CEzQx) 133
Don't Page Me, Bro!
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 02:07 PM (PYxAv) Roll it up. We're done here! Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 17, 2024 02:15 PM (FCbAQ) 134
WHO'S CALLING ME A LITTLE BITCH NOW?!
Posted by: Q at September 17, 2024 02:15 PM (QAK8m) 135
This didn't hurt the Hezbollah rank and file - only the senior leadership got the pagers.
Posted by: El Mariachi at September 17, 2024 02:15 PM (ARlwA) 136
Had to Phone Ya
- The Beach Boys Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2024 02:15 PM (kgE5c) 137
Do congressman in DC carry pagers?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 17, 2024 02:15 PM (/U5Yz) Posted by: Seems Legit at September 17, 2024 02:16 PM (NcaYZ) 139
Has no one told you she's not breathing?
Hello? I'm your mind giving you someone to talk to Hello... Posted by: Evanescence's "Hello" at September 17, 2024 02:16 PM (3/47l) 140
Just so we are clear: Israel causing thousands of pagers to explode across Lebanon — with zero means of even *pretending* to know who was holding the device at that specific moment, or where they were, or possible collateral damage — is, as you’d expect, a serious war crime.
Posted by: A UK Green Party Guy! at September 17, 2024 02:16 PM (uxCna) 141
It's like how they tattoo dogs to show they are neutered.
Now a bunch of muzzies have a "I've been fixed" tattoo. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2024 02:16 PM (w10cF) 142
Will the criminal media find a toddler that was playing with a pager when it blew up?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 17, 2024 02:16 PM (MiYkN) 143
HillBillary's new book is out today. I hope it's a massive failure.
Posted by: The Beatles at September 17, 2024 02:16 PM (Odg76) 144
The really weird thing is that Israel hasn't moved yet - why would you expend a one-time stratagem unless you were willing to immediately move against Hezbollah?
It would be poetic justice to see them go into the 'hospitals' and shoot them as they lie there... Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at September 17, 2024 02:16 PM (luW68) 145
137 Do congressman in DC carry pagers? Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 17, 2024 02:15 PM (/U5Yz) ————- This guy knows the right questions to ask. Posted by: Seems Legit at September 17, 2024 02:16 PM (NcaYZ) 146
Next: let's get them to use PG&E for their electric distribution service.
Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 02:16 PM (due9l) 147
867-5309
Posted by: Jenny at September 17, 2024 02:16 PM (VGOMa) Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2024 02:17 PM (QAK8m) 149
Talk to You Later, the Tubes
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2024 02:17 PM (KRtlO) 150
remember ROMPER ROOM?
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at September 17, 2024 02:14 PM (kzqB1) ----------- Miss Nancy called my name on my birthday! Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 17, 2024 02:17 PM (VdhcA) 151
Hezbollah now identifies as Shezbollah
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (iZbyp) Nice! Posted by: runner at September 17, 2024 02:17 PM (V13WU) 152
What's the idea-replace half the battery with explosive? Maybe invest in a better battery tech so they don't suspect because battery life is the same?
It's interesting that Hezbollah must replace all their pagers on a regular interval. Also interesting that everyone in the pager supply line is now being tortured for info. SNL could do some great phone company ad parodies off of this if they were funny and had balls. Posted by: Chesterton, mildly irritated at September 17, 2024 02:18 PM (Oh51g) 153
Pager salesmen dead in 3...2...1...
Posted by: Henauder Kloseoff at September 17, 2024 02:18 PM (dzZCL) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2024 02:18 PM (RSlvq) 155
Wrong Number - The Cure
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:18 PM (CIS44) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 02:18 PM (i24o9) Posted by: Zombie Lenin (Allegedly)! at September 17, 2024 02:18 PM (uxCna) 158
Just call Lonesome 77203.
Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2024 02:18 PM (VGOMa) 159
Idiocracy has a new entry for, "Owe, my balls!"
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 17, 2024 02:18 PM (8YMJn) 160
125 What if they faked this and it really didn't happen but was all actors --
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 17, 2024 02:14 PM (IrCeY) Or if it did happen and none of the inbreeders is able to figure out how the Jews did it? Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2024 02:19 PM (j4U/Z) Posted by: haffhowershower at September 17, 2024 02:19 PM (NMT5x) 162
Writers: Boss, we got an idea for a movie! We’re calling it Balless in Beirut.
Bob Iger: Green light! Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2024 02:19 PM (u73oe) 163
Somewhere, a whole bunch of guys were giggling to themselves as they built these devices.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 02:19 PM (PYxAv) 164
There might be some disappointed virgins.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 17, 2024 02:19 PM (MiYkN) 165
79 That was an actual plot device in the latest John Cena movie, Jackpot--they blow up all the cell phones of the folks trying to kill them. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (w10cF)
They called it a phone strike. Posted by: El Mariachi at September 17, 2024 02:19 PM (ARlwA) 166
"Miss Nancy called my name on my birthday!
Posted by: Captain Obvious" She creeped me out with that damn magic mirror. Watching, always watching. Posted by: fd at September 17, 2024 02:19 PM (vFG9F) 167
How many blew up in the US and how many democrats were injured?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2024 02:19 PM (p0AVr) 168
Reverse timeline:
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h BREAKING - War monitor says 14 wounded in Syria in Hezbollah pager blasts BREAKING - Hezbollah says Israel 'fully responsible' for pager blasts BREAKING - Eight dead, 2,750 injured in Lebanon exploding pagers: minister BREAKING - Hezbollah says probing cause of ‘simultaneous’ pager blasts BREAKING - Hezbollah says three people killed in ‘mysterious’ Lebanon pager explosions BREAKING - Son of Hezbollah MP killed in Lebanon pager blast: source close to group BREAKING - Exploding pagers injure hundreds of Hezbollah members: source cutt.ly/qeTUMPOh BREAKING - Iran ambassador to Lebanon wounded in pager explosion: state media BREAKING - Hundreds of members of Hezbollah injured in an attack targeting the pagers of Hezbollah members. CNN reports Lebanon’s Ministry of Health has urged citizens who possess pagers to discard them and warned hospitals to be on “high alert.” BREAKING - Iran's ambassador to Lebanon among those injured following mass explosions of personal electronic devices across Beirut — state media Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:19 PM (CEzQx) 169
Should have loaded the pagers with white phosphorus. it would have made better videos.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 02:19 PM (pohLc) 170
One Call Away - Charlie Puth
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:20 PM (CIS44) Posted by: Derak at September 17, 2024 02:20 PM (kWsFo) 172
Some women use vibrating pagers for, well, you get it.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 17, 2024 02:20 PM (/U5Yz) 173
Set the pubic hairs on fire and when the lice run out into the open stab them with the ice pick.
Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 02:20 PM (due9l) 174
If they had the capability, they should have sent a page to all, then set off the phones 3 seconds later. So one hand and the face would have been close to the phone.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2024 02:20 PM (Cus5s) Posted by: Oldstoke at September 17, 2024 02:20 PM (lvKkc) 176
This is literally trans-genocide!
Well, I mean, it's percussive, involuntary gender reassignment surgery. So, it's like a pre-trans genocide. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2024 02:20 PM (w10cF) 177
How come the Prophet didn't prophesy about this?
"Let not your body be defiled by the infidels' unholy Pager of Satan. Gird yourself with 48 percent body fat to absorb such offenses. And heed the wicked ways of Jenny at 867-5309." Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2024 02:20 PM (yxhux) 178
Reverse timeline cont.:
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 3h BREAKING - Hundreds of members of Hezbollah injured in an attack targeting the pagers of Hezbollah members. CNN reports Lebanon’s Ministry of Health has urged citizens who possess pagers to discard them and warned hospitals to be on “high alert.” BREAKING - Iran's ambassador to Lebanon among those injured following mass explosions of personal electronic devices across Beirut — state media BREAKING: Hundreds of members of Hezbollah, including fighters and medics, seriously wounded after the pagers they use to communicate exploded - video from one of the locations in Beirut, Lebanon Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4h BREAKING - Dozens of suspected Hezbollah militants injured after their radio devices simultaneously exploded in Beirut, Lebanon, local media reports Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:20 PM (CEzQx) 179
Just so we are clear: These people who tweet like this amuse me. They come off like they are making a decree, a proclamation, that cannot be questioned. Sick fucks. Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 02:21 PM (kzqB1) 180
I guess Israel doesn't want to go down holding any of its arrows in its quivers, unused.
Posted by: Ace at 02:00 PM Yup. And that is something that the geniuses in the Biden/Harris/Obama junta don't understand. They want Iran to win, and they think they can get it done pretty easily. 200 Israeli nuclear devices think differently. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2024 02:21 PM (d9fT1) 181
> zero means of even *pretending* to know who was holding the device at that specific moment
Oh, fuck off. The devices were their terrorist comms devices. This isn't a smartphone with Candy Crush on it you hand to your nephew. As far as the Hez knew, it was a direct link to other Hez members. That's something you guard with your life. You don't want to lay that down and hand someone a direct line of communication with Hez. That's how you and your fellows get killed. Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:21 PM (Odg76) 182
"Girl killed in Lebanon by exploding pager: family, source close to Hezbollah"
Some people only learn the hard way. "Israel causing thousands of pagers to explode across Lebanon — with zero means of even *pretending* to know who was holding the device at that specific moment, or where they were, or possible collateral damage — is, as you’d expect, a serious war crime." So is launching an attack on innocent civilians without provocation. Posted by: Ribbed at September 17, 2024 02:22 PM (iFMeW) 183
THEN WHO WAS PHONE
Posted by: Bumbawumba at September 17, 2024 02:22 PM (RlNHr) Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 02:22 PM (due9l) 185
Star 69 - REM
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 02:22 PM (PYxAv) 186
HillBillary's new book is out today. I hope it's a massive failure.
------- Does the title have religious or Christian undertones? Lot of Dems do that. Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:22 PM (LCr8f) 187
So has the UN condemned it yet ? Kamala? Joe ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 02:22 PM (IyPmt) 188
I would not be surprised if these ball-less bastards decided to strap on suicide vests and charge into Israeli fire if only to end their suffering.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (7fElN) In a couple of weeks when they can maybe at least walk again. Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2024 02:22 PM (Lxt9w) 189
Never There - Cake
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 02:23 PM (PYxAv) 190
Once you execute the exploit, your ignorance-based advantage is gone. Blow me up once, shame on you. Blow me up twice, shame on me. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2024 02:23 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: Israel at September 17, 2024 02:23 PM (kgE5c) 192
Dont Call Us, Well Call You - Sugarloaf
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:23 PM (CIS44) 193
The really weird thing is that Israel hasn't moved yet - why would you expend a one-time stratagem unless you were willing to immediately move against Hezbollah?
--- Because the finger-pointing and actual backlash as the fun and exciting new season of the Arab hit gameshow of "Who's the Jew Traitor Now?!" kicks off. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2024 02:23 PM (w10cF) 194
Hack their ringtones with pigs snorting.
Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 02:23 PM (due9l) 195
Willowed link:
Out of morbid curiosity I checked out the TikTok of that Mrs. Frazzled Lady, the one doing the gentle parenting baby voice mantra in that now infamous White Women for Kamala Zoom call. Back in 2021 she drove by Biden's hotel and SANG TO HIM: https://tinyurl.com/375f75zy One of her commenters to her vid: @Wh0reial I passed a Harris/Walz campaign bus on the road last night and whispered "I love you" hoping they felt the energy These people are so unwell, that the DSM needs to make a new definition of what type of unwell they are. Or make TDS a real DSM classification. Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2024 02:23 PM (QAK8m) 196
Pagers explode at wedding in Lebanon! Pagers explode in school in Labanon! Pagers explode in hospital in Lebanon! Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 02:23 PM (kzqB1) 197
Has there been a 'Can You Hear Me Now' joke / meme, yet?
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 02:24 PM (PYxAv) 198
It wasn’t clear what caused the devices to explode, but a Hezbollah official told The Wall Street Journal that some individuals could feel their devices heating up before detonation. ------ Of course this might be false information, but if true, it makes me wonder how this was done. A small explosive charge would't do that. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2024 02:24 PM (iTNuP) 199
Operation Valkyrie via blown-off Hezbollah terrorist man junk. Pity it sounds like only a few were actually killed.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2024 02:24 PM (N2zvp) Posted by: The Time at September 17, 2024 02:24 PM (1FWWQ) 201
"Israel causing thousands of pagers to explode across Lebanon — with zero means of even *pretending* to know who was holding the device at that specific moment, or where they were, or possible collateral damage — is, as you’d expect, a serious war crime."
So is launching an attack on innocent civilians without provocation. Posted by: Ribbed at September 17, 2024 02:22 PM (iFMeW) Nice try... Innocent.. Not Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 02:24 PM (IyPmt) 202
Pagers explode at wedding in Lebanon!
Pagers explode in school in Labanon! Pagers explode in hospital in Lebanon! Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 02:23 PM And baby milk factories. Don't forget them! Posted by: Minnfdel at September 17, 2024 02:24 PM (ewjUl) 203
Hack their avatar with pig faces.
Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 02:24 PM (due9l) 204
King Missile - Detachable Penis
https://youtu.be/NQBPgJQhQHc Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 02:18 PM *golf clap* Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2024 02:25 PM (kgE5c) 205
That is fucking great. I can't help by lmfao. hahaha
Posted by: just saying at September 17, 2024 02:25 PM (Uy/WF) Posted by: Big Bomber at September 17, 2024 02:25 PM (jbnUc) 207
Gonna lose my arms....
Gonna lose my legs.... Gonna lose my fingers...... Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:11 PM (LCr8f) *snort* Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at September 17, 2024 02:25 PM (JCLJi) 208
@Steve_Sailer
Until today, the U.S. Navy couldn't fully maximize its diversity, which is its strength, because its submarine crews were all male. But with the New Jersey, the world's first coed sub, the Navy can now be fully Diverse. Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at September 17, 2024 02:25 PM (jW2M4) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2024 02:25 PM (63Dwl) 210
"Your car warranty has expired , would you like to purBOOM"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2024 02:26 PM (ddxsZ) 211
"Don't Call Us, Child, We'll Call You"
-- Sugarloaf Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2024 02:26 PM (J2vNu) 212
Donna, I think ribbed was referring to the attendees of the music festival last year .
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 17, 2024 02:26 PM (NcaYZ) Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 17, 2024 02:26 PM (t/2Uw) 214
They don't have the balls to wear a pager again.
Posted by: Rhennigantx at September 17, 2024 02:26 PM (DB0ns) 215
***As with killing the Hamas leader in Iran with a bomb slipped under his bed, Israel is burning through a lot of the covert op tricks it's been slipping up its sleeve for decades, and these tricks will be unavailable (or at least, less reliable) in the future.***
-------------------- But they still have their bed checked every night. Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2024 02:26 PM (uoNBM) 216
I just had a funny thought.
How many high level government workers around the world are sending in their comms devices to their tech teams for teardown? I hope there are many. Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:26 PM (Odg76) 217
>>> Israel is burning through a lot of the covert op tricks it's been slipping up its sleeve for decades, and these tricks will be unavailable (or at least, less reliable) in the future.
I think the opposite. They should be doing even more! Do enough of these and you'll have the enemy tied up in pretzels checking every nook and cranny and too exhausted by paranoia to actually fight you. Plus, then you can start doing old tricks again once there's too many to tricks reasonably check for all the time. Posted by: Bitblt at September 17, 2024 02:26 PM (a6Ysq) 218
I blame that infidel bitch Sarah at the switchboard.
Posted by: Mayberry Hamas at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (NXYp1) 219
Leo Kottke did a good version of the "Ring, ring telephone rings" song. Alex Harvey and Eddie Reeves wrote it.
Posted by: Faux News at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (nvKZ7) 220
212 Donna, I think ribbed was referring to the attendees of the music festival last year .
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 17, 2024 02:26 PM (NcaYZ) Ooops Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (IyPmt) 221
HillBillary's new book is out today. I hope it's a massive failure.
------- Like all good grifts, the advance was large enough so they won't care if it sells one actual copy to one actual human being. Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (FCbAQ) 222
Popped a boner has a new meaning.
Posted by: Rhennigantx at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (DB0ns) 223
Oh, fuck off. The devices were their terrorist comms devices. This isn't a smartphone with Candy Crush on it you hand to your nephew.
And even if it was, he's just going to grow up and be another Hez bomber.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 224
I'm surprised none of them went off here.
Posted by: Minnfdel at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (ewjUl) 225
Call JG Wentworth: 877-Boom-Oww
Posted by: J G Wentworth at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (PYxAv) 226
But with the New Jersey, the world's first coed sub, the Navy can now be fully Diverse. Oh, what did Delaware, boy, what did Delaware? What did Delaware, boy, what did Delaware? She wore a brand New Jersey, she wore a brand New Jersey She wore a brand New Jersey, that's what she did wear Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (63Dwl) 227
Aljazeera
Live Updates Nine killed, 2,750 wounded in Hezbollah pager blasts across Lebanon ‘I’ve never seen one explode like that’ Senior Israeli officials meet after mass attack on Hezbollah devices US says ‘not involved’ and ‘not aware’ of pager blasts What we know so far about the pager explosions in Lebanon Iran condemns ‘terrorist attack’ on Lebanon UN voices concern for Lebanon developments Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (NFX2v) 228
"Operator, Can You Help Me Place This Call?"
-- Jim Croce Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (J2vNu) 229
Weird ricochet, thousands of pagers explode in Lebanon causing Harris/Walz to lose Michigan
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (ddxsZ) 230
Fast food restaurants will be selling breaded nuggets of uncertain origin.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 17, 2024 02:28 PM (MiYkN) 231
But with the New Jersey, the world's first coed sub, the Navy can now be fully Diverse.
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at September 17, 2024 02:25 PM (jW2M4) ------------ I foresee absolutely no problems with this. (/s, just in case) With a state name, that would, I think, mean that the sub is a boomer. Um... Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 17, 2024 02:28 PM (VdhcA) 232
Pagers explode at wedding in Lebanon!
Pagers explode in school in Labanon! Pagers explode in hospital in Lebanon! Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 02:23 PM Pagers exploded in a baby milk factory! Posted by: Beartooth at September 17, 2024 02:28 PM (WuJwx) 233
Over/under on how many USSS carry pagers.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 17, 2024 02:28 PM (/U5Yz) 234
UN voices concern for Lebanon developments Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (NFX2v) Of course they do Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 02:28 PM (IyPmt) Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 02:28 PM (PYxAv) 236
Until today, the U.S. Navy couldn't fully maximize its diversity, which is its strength, because its submarine crews were all male. But with the New Jersey, the world's first coed sub, the Navy can now be fully Diverse.
What a fantastic idea. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2024 02:28 PM (FfvIc) 237
224 I'm surprised none of them went off here.
Posted by: Minnfdel at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (ewjUl) Yet. Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2024 02:28 PM (Lxt9w) 238
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4h
BREAKING - Dozens of suspected Hezbollah militants injured after their radio devices simultaneously exploded in Beirut, Lebanon, local media reports Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:20 PM (CEzQx) suspected? Hez doesn't have to hide in Lebanon, they run the joint. Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2024 02:28 PM (n7h9X) 239
Hello moto boom
Posted by: Rhennigantx at September 17, 2024 02:28 PM (DB0ns) 240
James Howard Kunstler's website has been down for a week. He can't get a straight answer from his hosting company as to why.
Hmmmmmm.... Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 02:28 PM (v6JzV) 241
215 ***As with killing the Hamas leader in Iran with a bomb slipped under his bed, Israel is burning through a lot of the covert op tricks it's been slipping up its sleeve for decades, and these tricks will be unavailable (or at least, less reliable) in the future.***
-------------------- You don’t burn ops like these casually. This is the prelude to the invasion of southern Lebanon. Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2024 02:28 PM (kojSG) 242
I cant believe pagers are still a thing
last time I carried a pager around I was in high school 3,000 years ago Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump Ho And Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (M7vhK) 243
42 Don't Page Me, Bro!
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 02:07 PM (PYxAv) --- Thread winner. Posted by: The_Hoser at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (3qNLt) 244
But with the New Jersey, the world's first coed sub, the Navy can now be fully Diverse.
-- That will be such a comforting consolation when the US Navy gets its bell rung by the Chinese. Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (N2zvp) Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (IyPmt) 246
Serious question: What exactly inside a pager can be made to explode like that? And can someone do that to our cell phones?
Seems a bit Pandora's Box to me. Posted by: tsj017 at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (ZiGm9) 247
Think of all of the babies carrying pagers in Lebanon!
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (lTGtQ) 248
"Hey, baby, I'm your telephone man
You just show me where you want it and I'll put it where I can I can put it in the bedroom, I can put it in the hall I can put it in the bathroom, I can hang it on the wall --" -- Meri Wilson, 1977 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (J2vNu) 249
Can you hear me now?
Posted by: Mossad at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (Pijte) 250
Since I don’t want the US getting involved in the Hamas/Iran vs Israel *cough* on either side *cough* I wholeheartedly appreciate all of Israel’s tactics.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (NcaYZ) Posted by: t-bird at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (HG3pl) 252
>>> HillBillary's new book is out today. I hope it's a massive failure.
It will be the must have item for the holidays for libs to show off on their coffee tables. Binding remains pristine and uncracked, the book untouched. Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (QAK8m) 253
Until today, the U.S. Navy couldn't fully maximize its diversity, which is its strength, because its submarine crews were all male. But with the New Jersey, the world's first coed sub, the Navy can now be fully Diverse.
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at September 17, 2024 02:25 PM (jW2M4) ——————- Sir, we’re gonna have to pull the Jersey off the line. Half the crew is pregnant. Fuck! Exactly, sir. Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (u73oe) 254
UN voices concern for Lebanon developments
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM Well I made myself UNcare about any of these splodey dopes in Hellzballess. Posted by: Minnfdel at September 17, 2024 02:30 PM (ewjUl) 255
I cant believe pagers are still a thing
last time I carried a pager around I was in high school 3,000 years ago Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger The only people who need pagers are doctors and drug dealers. -My Mom Circa 1996 Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:30 PM (CIS44) 256
Hello, Goodbye- the Beatles
Posted by: Rex B at September 17, 2024 02:30 PM (592Pr) Posted by: Marty at September 17, 2024 02:30 PM (zpNiR) 258
In a couple of weeks when they can maybe at least walk again.
Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2024 02:22 PM (Lxt9w) --- They won't care about that. They'll only care that their MANHOOD IS GONE! They won't be able to rape women and children anymore, either in this life or the next. That is their sense of identity. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2024 02:30 PM (7fElN) 259
Yeah, are the chiefs on the New Jersey gonna install StarLink there, too? Gotta keep up with the socials and the shows.
Posted by: Oldstoke at September 17, 2024 02:30 PM (lvKkc) 260
Serious question: What exactly inside a pager can be made to explode like that? And can someone do that to our cell phones?
Seems a bit Pandora's Box to me. Posted by: tsj017 Lithium polymer batteries go boom when shorted. Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 17, 2024 02:30 PM (/U5Yz) 261
I'm pretty sure I read that it was the lithium batteries exploding.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 17, 2024 02:30 PM (t/2Uw) 262
What could Leftards say about this? They all love sex change surgery.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 02:31 PM (pohLc) 263
"Telephone Line"
-- ELO Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2024 02:31 PM (J2vNu) 264
Any reports of pagers exploding at the DNC?
Posted by: Beartooth at September 17, 2024 02:31 PM (WuJwx) 265
Operator, well could you help me place this call?
Well, I can't read the number that you just gave me There's something in my eyes, you know it happens every time I think it's probably my flying balls Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:31 PM (CEzQx) 266
I can't make this work.
All around the Mulberry Bush, The monkey chased the weasel. The monkey stopped to pull up his sock, Pop! goes the weasel. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 02:31 PM (i24o9) 267
Call JG Wentworth: 877-Boom-Oww
Posted by: J G Wentworth at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (PYxAv) LMAO Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:31 PM (LCr8f) 268
They won't care about that. They'll only care that their MANHOOD IS GONE! They won't be able to rape women and children anymore, either in this life or the next.
That is their sense of identity. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at S You forgot goats. Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:31 PM (CIS44) 269
"Operator, Can You Help Me Place This Call?"
-- Jim Croce Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius Telephone Line - ELO Hello - Adele I just called to say I love you -- Stevie Wonder (perhaps my favorite today) Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2024 02:31 PM (WXNFJ) Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2024 02:31 PM (uxCna) 271
For every injured expect at least three to four needed to treat them. Hezbollah just became the world's largest nursing home. Quick send Cuomo in to finish the job.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2024 02:32 PM (91ZQd) 272
>> I cant believe pagers are still a thing
Apparently, more reliable than cellphones in disaster areas, etc.. so a lot of emergency personnel use them? And terrorist organizations, too, we've learned today. . . Posted by: Mossad at September 17, 2024 02:32 PM (Pijte) 273
A lot of the devices were carried on belts or in pockets. That means a lot of these bleeds are either femoral or iliac, which are hard to stop. Plus that blast area also contains the intestines, which is no bueno for infection. My guess is a lot of exsanguination. If they live, high chance of sepsis. Which is as they say, too bad.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2024 02:32 PM (FuOUg) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 02:32 PM (i24o9) 275
UN voices concern for Lebanon developments
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (NFX2v) Of course they do Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 02:28 PM (IyPmt) No concerns about arming Gaza for 25 years though. Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2024 02:32 PM (n7h9X) 276
How many UN and NGO employees were injured?
Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2024 02:32 PM (Lxt9w) 277
Pennsylvania 6-5000
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 02:32 PM (v6JzV) 278
"Nine killed, 2,750 wounded in Hezbollah pager blasts across Lebanon Only 9 ?" Posted by: It's me donna
yeah, seems very low. But they always lie about their stats. I'd guess a lot would bleed out before enough help could arrive, but haven't seen what kind of wounds the pagers made. Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2024 02:33 PM (Cus5s) 279
For every injured expect at least three to four needed to treat them. Hezbollah just became the world's largest nursing home. Quick send Cuomo in to finish the job.
Posted by: Anna Puma Too bad there wasnt a secondary device to take out the "aid workers" Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:33 PM (CIS44) 280
Gonna lose my arms....
Gonna lose my legs.... Gonna lose my fingers...... Posted by: .. You put your one foot in You put your one foot out You put your one foot in And you shake it all about You do the hokey pokey And you turn yourself around That's what it's all about Oh, hokey, hokey pokey Oh, hokey, hokey pokey Oh, hokey, hokey pokey That's what it's all about
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All around the Mulberry Bush, The monkey chased the weasel. The monkey stopped to pull up his sock, Pop! goes the weasel. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 *** "The line broke, The terrorist choked, And they went to see Allah in a little rowboat! Chop chop!" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2024 02:33 PM (J2vNu) 282
Any reports of pagers exploding at the DNC?
Posted by: Beartooth --- Has anyone checked on The Squad? Posted by: screaming in digital at September 17, 2024 02:33 PM (iZbyp) 283
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Banana Phone? Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (kzqB1) --- "Yes, We No Longer Have Bananas!" Posted by: The_Hoser at September 17, 2024 02:33 PM (3qNLt) 285
But with the New Jersey, the world's first coed sub, the Navy can now be fully Diverse.
Will the sick bay have an ob-gyn ward? Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2024 02:33 PM (/y8xj) 286
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BREAKING - Girl killed in Lebanon by exploding pager: family, source close to Hezbollah Druze girls in north Israel killed by Hezbollah rockets, *yawn* Posted by: gKWVE at September 17, 2024 02:33 PM (gKWVE) 287
>>"Operator, Can You Help Me Place This Call?"
-- Jim Croce Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius Telephone Line - ELO Hello - Adele I just called to say I love you -- Stevie Wonder -- - - - "Reach out and touch someone!" -- AT and T Posted by: Mossad at September 17, 2024 02:33 PM (Pijte) 288
Still, this is a pretty existential fight and I guess Israel doesn't want to go down holding any of its arrows in its quivers, unused.
--------------- Green glass? So you're saying there's a chance? Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 17, 2024 02:33 PM (ISYdD) 289
You know, there is a philosophical school of thought that believes that the Hokey Pokey *is* what it's all about.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 17, 2024 02:34 PM (VdhcA) 290
How did Routh fund his trips from Hawaii to Ukraine (during a war) to FL and elsewhere. Is anyone trying to follow the money?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 17, 2024 02:34 PM (Da7Vv) 291
If they live, high chance of sepsis. Which is as they say, too bad.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2024 *** What a shame. I guess only a miracle can save 'em. Anyway . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2024 02:34 PM (J2vNu) Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2024 02:34 PM (FuOUg) 293
I'm fine with this.
But it's going to be less cool when it's done to phones of Americans. Which it surely will be. Posted by: djinn, bottle, some assembly required at September 17, 2024 02:34 PM (h/5hh) 294
Gonna lose my arms....
Gonna lose my legs.... Gonna lose my fingers...... Posted by: ... ---- LOL! This is how I'll hear it from now on. Posted by: screaming in digital at September 17, 2024 02:34 PM (iZbyp) 295
"My only reservation is that any brilliant cover operation can usually only be executed once. You rely on the target not even knowing that your exploit is even a possibility. Once you execute the exploit, your ignorance-based advantage is gone. Hezballah and all other terrorists now know to check their electronic devices regularly." Actually, Mossad has pulled this number on Hez commanders quite a few times over the last 20 years, but it's always been against single targets. Doing them en masse is the new wrinkle on the technique. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2024 02:34 PM (y9nCu) Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:35 PM (LCr8f) 297
Next: exploding cigarettes.
Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 02:35 PM (due9l) 298
I cant believe pagers are still a thing
Apparently, more reliable than cellphones in disaster areas, etc.. so a lot of emergency personnel use them? And terrorist organizations, too, we've learned today. . . Posted by: Mossad Easier for volunteer fire departments to dial one number and activate two dozen pagers than to try & call everyone or phone tree tag every one.
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"Hundreds of Hezballah Terrorists Hurt By Online Hate Speech and Israel Remotely Detonating Their pagers" Does there workman's comp cover that? Posted by: Potato of the United States at September 17, 2024 02:35 PM (yhNO3) 300
Will the sick bay have an ob-gyn ward?
Posted by: Oddbob This is gonna change the short-arm inspections after liberty - I can tell you that. Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2024 02:35 PM (WXNFJ) 301
Sarah, put me through to Beirut and Mount Pilot.
Posted by: Howard Sprague at September 17, 2024 02:35 PM (CV8a5) 302
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Nine killed, 2,750 wounded in Hezbollah pager blasts across Lebanon Only 9 ? Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (IyPmt) - That gives me an idea for another song inspiration: https://youtu.be/PQCTiOYeoJo Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 02:36 PM (LgsNJ) 303
But it's going to be less cool when it's done to phones of Americans. Which it surely will be.
Posted by: djinn, bottle, some assembly required at September 17, 2024 02:34 PM (h/5hh) It would have to be new phones and luckily I can't afford a new one Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 02:36 PM (IyPmt) Posted by: The_Hoser at September 17, 2024 02:36 PM (3qNLt) 305
I'm still going with my theory that the pager story is cover for some kind of new explosive that ignites when it touches goat semen
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 17, 2024 02:36 PM (iFTx/) 306
Talk about business opportunity - selling carrier pigeons to Hezbollah.
Train them to fly to Jerusalem. Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2024 02:36 PM (91ZQd) 307
Next up, the banana in the tailpipe.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2024 02:36 PM (FuOUg) 308
Heck, just plant exploding devices on the centerfold of the next issue of Goathouse magazine.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2024 02:36 PM (N2zvp) Posted by: Buttigig at September 17, 2024 02:36 PM (WXNFJ) 310
>>I'm pretty sure I read that it was the lithium batteries exploding.
Same. Apparently, a virus that "shocks" the battery into a thermal runaway situation causing it to rapidly overheat and go boom. Posted by: one hour sober at September 17, 2024 02:37 PM (Y1sOo) 311
Next: exploding cigarettes.
Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 02:35 PM (due9l) Shhh. And ixnay on the anannabay in the ailpipetay icktray. Posted by: Mossad at September 17, 2024 02:37 PM (i24o9) 312
How about James Brown?
"Papa Needs A Brand New Bag" Posted by: The_Hoser at Like a colostomy bag? Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:37 PM (CIS44) 313
Next: exploding cigarettes.
Posted by: torabora We three kings of Orient are Tried to smoke a rubber cigar. It was loaded, it exploded... We two kings of Orient are... Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 02:37 PM (v6JzV) 314
"I cant believe pagers are still a thing"
Someone here noted they don't send a signal, just receive. So can't be used as a tracking device. (except for the 'splodey part) Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2024 02:38 PM (Cus5s) 315
>>>Iran condemns ‘terrorist attack’ on Lebanon
LMAO, yeah, OK, sure. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 02:32 PM (i24o9) Related: Democrats condemn the Trump assassins Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:38 PM (LCr8f) 316
There's a lot of Happy goats there today
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 02:38 PM (IyPmt) 317
But with the New Jersey, the world's first coed sub, the Navy can now be fully Diverse.
Will the sick bay have an ob-gyn ward? Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2024 02:33 PM (/y8xj) ------------- A "Planned Parenthood" abortion mill. Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 17, 2024 02:38 PM (MKYyq) 318
I wonder what number Israelis dialed to make things go BOOM!
Posted by: creeper at September 17, 2024 02:38 PM (M6moH) 319
But it's going to be less cool when it's done to phones of Americans. Which it surely will be.
Posted by: djinn, bottle, some assembly required at September 17, 2024 02:34 PM (h/5hh) It would have to be new phones and luckily I can't afford a new one Posted by: It's me donna AT&T just notified me that my phone was paid off and fid I want to upgrade to an iPhone 16? You dipshits. You just texted someone who held onto his 6 until the 13 came out and apps on the 6 no longer worked. 😂😂😂
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Hey children, whats that sound? Everybody look what's, going down?
Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (Lxt9w) 321
But with the New Jersey, the world's first coed sub, the Navy can now be fully Diverse.
===== Imagine the fights over the temperature. Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (CIS44) 322
It's not targeting civilians. However, Hezbollah is not the government of Lebanon. Lebanon is a sovereign nation with a Christian president - even though there is a corruption crisis going on in their government.
While Hezbollah is a Iranian proxy (sort of like the NRA is a Russian Proxy), it is not officially the Shia representative within the Lebanese government. So, does Israel have permission from the government of Lebanon to target Hezbollah when Hezbollah fires rocket into Israel? Pretty brilliant. Someone had to distribute vulnerable pagers to the bad guys in advance. Can't wait to learn more about how they did it. They weren't targeted to just "bad guys". We know at least one child was killed. 8 dead 2800 injured. The dead and wounded include children. This is against the rules of war. Hezbolla is at war with Israel so Israel is at war with them. So you think it's okay if they drop bombs on them to kill them but not pagers? Which do you think would wound or kill more nearby civilians? This was a terror attack. You cannot target a civilian population for death and destruction like this. Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (JCZqz) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (LgsNJ) 324
Someone here noted they don't send a signal, just receive. So can't be used as a tracking device.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2024 02:38 PM (Cus5s) Just follow the entrails Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (LCr8f) 325
I saw Glory Boners open for Cherry Poppin' Daddies at SXSW in '02.
Posted by: reason at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (J/AWM) 326
How about James Brown?
"Papa Needs A Brand New Posted by: The_Hoser at September 17, 2024 *** Fixed Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (J2vNu) 327
Wonder how plasti'c was used on each pager?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (5dsPO) 328
It's nice to have a feel-good news story like this these days.
Posted by: American Hawkman at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (9VDxG) 329
AT&T just notified me that my phone was paid off and fid I want to upgrade to an iPhone 16?
You dipshits. You just texted someone who held onto his 6 until the 13 came out and apps on the 6 no longer worked. 😂😂😂 Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 17, 2024 02:38 PM (fKRr They'll break that soon enough for you. Posted by: Mossad at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (i24o9) 330
I wonder what number Israelis dialed to make things go BOOM!
Posted by: creeper at September 17, 2024 02:38 PM (M6moH) ------------ 1-800-KABLUEY Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (VdhcA) 331
How did Routh fund his trips from Hawaii to Ukraine (during a war) to FL and elsewhere. Is anyone trying to follow the money?
People are tying it together. He's left a treasure trove of clues behind. Posted by: t-bird at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (jnR6n) 332
Next: exploding cigarettes. Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 02:35 PM (due9l) Riiiiiiight *makes wanking motion with fist* Posted by: Zombie Fidel Castro at September 17, 2024 02:40 PM (y9nCu) 333
My sheer joy at this op is tempered by the reality that we, like Hezballah, no longer have the balls to pull off something like this.
Posted by: Candidus at September 17, 2024 02:40 PM (zAh2S) 334
>>> Serious question: What exactly inside a pager can be made to explode like that? And can someone do that to our cell phones?
There's been stories of Apple phones overheating at night, and the batteries causing them to explode next to their owners in bed, causing serious burns. It was making me think about what to do to change that it's not on my nightstand table, but I can still reach it to hit snooze on my alarms in the mornings. (And no, don't give me sensible advice like getting an analog alarm clock to hit snooze on, like a peasant! ) But if batteries can do that, possibly something could trigger it. And yes, this was a plot twist in the very dumb new Jackpot film. Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2024 02:40 PM (6ZeoQ) 335
This was a terror attack. You cannot target a civilian population for death and destruction like this.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (JCZqz) October 7th Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 02:40 PM (IyPmt) 336
"Any reports of pagers exploding at the DNC?"
No, but a freak accident caused Eric Swalwell's fart to spontaneously combust. Posted by: Ribbed at September 17, 2024 02:40 PM (B0mGw) 337
The alone phone, baby, it's the thing to do,
The alone phone, when the family's home..... Posted by: The Bell System at September 17, 2024 02:40 PM (CV8a5) 338
This makes it evenmore interesting:
Israel will be mapping out injuries, hospital admissions, social media posts, electronic communications, news footage, and medical records, linking them all to people who had these pagers today. Forget the injuries and deaths; Israel just created a massive and growing trove of information about both known and previously unknown Hezbollah militants, as well as their supporters, partners, friends, family members, colleagues, workplaces, vehicles, and homes. They just created an incredibly dense and *up-to-date* social graph of an entire terrorist network, across Lebanon as well as neighboring countries. It is incredible what they just did. (Imagine being in a dark room with a massive Christmas tree in it. The tree has thousands of electric lights strewn all over it, but they’re unlit because the wall plug is not plugged into the wall socket.) Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 17, 2024 02:41 PM (t/2Uw) 339
Has anyone been following the Diddy (Sean Combs) case?
Here's a video recap of some of the court documents more salacious claims. http://tiny.cc/37emzz Apparently Diddy had hidden cameras in every room of all of his properties. Diddy had video of actors, athletes, and music industry people engaging in all sorts of illegal activities. One of his specialties was to promise favors to straight-ish men if they'd engage in gay sex. Then he'd use the gay sex videos to blackmail them. There's even video of a shooting in the bathroom. The cops arrived and didn't charge anyone! They documented it as a drive-by. Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:41 PM (Odg76) 340
Next: exploding cigarettes.
Posted by: torabora - Along with itching powder. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (LgsNJ Posted by: Mossad at September 17, 2024 02:41 PM (i24o9) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 02:41 PM (v6JzV) 342
There's been stories of Apple phones overheating at night, and the batteries causing them to explode next to their owners in bed, causing serious burns. It was making me think about what to do to change that it's not on my nightstand table, but I can still reach it to hit snooze on my alarms in the mornings.
(And no, don't give me sensible advice like getting an analog alarm clock to hit snooze on, like a peasant! ) But if batteries can do that, possibly something could trigger it. And yes, this was a plot twist in the very dumb new Jackpot film. Posted by: LizLem Remember the Galaxys that were catching fire and couldnt be taken on planes for a hot minute? Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:41 PM (CIS44) 343
I thought Rancid Tilapia and Ilham Nur exploded often enough?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2024 02:41 PM (91ZQd) 344
(And no, don't give me sensible advice like getting an analog alarm clock to hit snooze on, like a peasant! )
But if batteries can do that, possibly something could trigger it. And yes, this was a plot twist in the very dumb new Jackpot film. Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2024 02:40 PM (6ZeoQ) I use tablets for the alarm clocks by the bed. Phone is elsewhere. Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2024 02:41 PM (n7h9X) Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 02:41 PM (NFX2v) 346
Mike Johnson to bring spending bill with SAVE Act to vote on House floor
I hope everyone has their tickets to Failure Theater by now. Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 17, 2024 02:41 PM (/U5Yz) 347
The Feds are no doubt scrubbing Ryan's money trail
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2024 02:42 PM (XF2fQ) 348
One of his specialties was to promise favors to straight-ish men if they'd engage in gay sex. Then he'd use the gay sex videos to blackmail them.
--------- Isn't this really the story of the modern Republican Party? Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:42 PM (LCr8f) 349
You just show me where you want it and I'll put it where I can I can put it in the bedroom, I can put it in the hall I can put it in the bathroom, I can hang it on the wall And you put it on top of the pole! Posted by: Oliver Wendell Douglas at September 17, 2024 02:42 PM (63Dwl) 350
I ran across some article on a disney movie where they apparently made a character less gay. The script didn't make the character gay but some unnamed person decided to gay the character up being she a female friend. The character being some teen girl.
Now ignore for a moment there is no need to make teen characters sexual in a DISNEY movie. I wonder if part of the reason friendships are on the decline is that the FNM tells us you can only like someone if you want to have sex with them. Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2024 02:42 PM (oZhjI) Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2024 02:42 PM (91ZQd) 352
266 I can't make this work.
All around the Mulberry Bush, The monkey chased the weasel. The monkey stopped to pull up his sock, Pop! goes the weasel. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 02:31 PM (i24o9) All around the Mulberry Bush, The goat was chased by Faisal. When the goat stopped to block that cock, Pop! goes our Faisal. Posted by: haffhowershower at September 17, 2024 02:42 PM (NMT5x) 353
>>>Actually, Mossad has pulled this number on Hez commanders quite a few times over the last 20 years, but it's always been against single targets. Doing them en masse is the new wrinkle on the technique.
Oh, I didn't know that. Posted by: ace at September 17, 2024 02:42 PM (KRtlO) Posted by: Seems Legit at September 17, 2024 02:43 PM (NcaYZ) 355
I use tablets for the alarm clocks by the bed. Phone is elsewhere.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2024 02:41 PM (n7h9X) Same types of batteries, same potential for fire. Keeping it off the charger while you sleep is a potential mitigation. Posted by: Mossad at September 17, 2024 02:43 PM (i24o9) 356
I hope everyone has their tickets to Failure Theater by now.
Posted by: Maj. Healey Is it a musical? Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 02:43 PM (v6JzV) 357
346 Mike Johnson to bring spending bill with SAVE Act to vote on House floor
I hope everyone has their tickets to Failure Theater by now. Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 17, 2024 02:41 PM (/U5Yz) ========= Gimme a twist on things. Actually get it to pass and have the Senate kill it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 17, 2024 02:43 PM (GBKbO) 358
44 Ring, Ring by ABBA
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (kgE5c) Call Me, by Blondie Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 17, 2024 02:07 PM (k9OZB) Sugarloaf - don't call us, we'll call you Look for the black and white stop-action video of an old-style dial phone being assembled.. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 17, 2024 02:43 PM (QGaXH) 359
One of his specialties was to promise favors to straight-ish men if they'd engage in gay sex. Then he'd use the gay sex videos to blackmail them.
This is how hollywood and the music industry works. Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2024 02:43 PM (oZhjI) 360
This was a terror attack. You cannot target a civilian population for death and destruction like this.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (JCZqz) October 7th Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 02:40 PM (IyPmt) You also can't put military installations in civilian areas to hide behind them. Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (n7h9X) 361
All around the Mulberry Bush,
The goat was chased by Faisal. When the goat stopped to block that cock, Pop! goes our Faisal. Posted by: haffhowershower at September 17, 2024 02:42 PM (NMT5x) Well done. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (i24o9) 362
It was Samsung's phones in 2016 which had this habit of lighting on fire. Some airlines banned them.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (gKWVE) 363
One of the actors caught on tape engaging in gay sex at a Diddy property is Cuba Gooding Jr.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (Odg76) 364
Ace, what you said at the start is true but you only need to kill a terrorist once.
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (P7Iz+) 365
There is a story at Mother Jones that you will probably be hearing about soon. They finally found a woman who died from abortion laws.
(Well, actually, she died of abortion - twins, so a triple homicide.) First paragraphs notes that they finally found one, and she was black! Reportorial priorities -- this story is not about a poor woman dying, it is about them finding a black woman's political death. - She decided to kill the twins, but the "very day" she passed the 6 week mark, the ban was passed. Huh? How would anyone know with such accuracy? (unless it is a lie.) - Never mind, she drove 4 hours out of state and killed the twins. She got sepsis. Was very sick and since they are very vague on details I assume she delayed treatment and only went to hospital after passing out. - Next day hospital performed D&C, and she died on operating table. They (again, vaguely) assert that they treatment "could" have been delayed because the doctors were cautious in light of the ban. But that would be malpractice since she was NOT now pregnant and needed the D&C to save her life. Why would they hesitate? So she died of,.... abortion. Yet they are now selling this as death by SCOTUS Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (IrCeY) 366
I find it hard to believe it's just a case of messing with the batteries, since every thermal runaway I've seen causes fires, not explosions.
But I'm no expert, and I didn't sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Posted by: spindrift at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (OguvZ) 367
338 This makes it evenmore interesting:
Israel will be mapping out injuries, hospital admissions, social media posts, electronic communications, news footage, and medical records, linking them all to people who had these pagers today. Forget the injuries and deaths; Israel just created a massive and growing trove of information about both known and previously unknown Hezbollah militants, as well as their supporters, partners, friends, family members, colleagues, workplaces, vehicles, and homes. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) Thanks Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (NFX2v) 368
Stop breaking Geneva convention war crimes. Just stop that.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (5dsPO) 369
There's been stories of Apple phones overheating at night, and the batteries causing them to explode next to their owners in bed, causing serious burns. It was making me think about what to do to change that it's not on my nightstand table, but I can still reach it to hit snooze on my alarms in the mornings.
(And no, don't give me sensible advice like getting an analog alarm clock to hit snooze on, like a peasant! ) But if batteries can do that, possibly something could trigger it. And yes, this was a plot twist in the very dumb new Jackpot film. Posted by: LizLem Fully charge it before going to bed. Don't plug it in when you do.
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Nine killed, 2,750 wounded in Hezbollah pager blasts across Lebanon Only 9 ? Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (IyPmt) Like a toepopper landmine - meant to take a chunk of meat out and slow the enemy down. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (/lPRQ) 371
Isn't this really the story of the modern Republican Party?
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:42 PM (LCr8f) ———- Yes, and blackmail from their Chinese wife/lover/nanny. Posted by: Seems Legit at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (NcaYZ) 372
>>8 dead 2800 injured. The dead and wounded include children. This is against the rules of war.
Oct 7th is forgotten, but DU is brimming with Karens now trying to enforce the rules of war. These people cannot be satired, they are such clowns. Ghouls and clowns. Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (Pijte) 373
Sorry I'm late, I was handing out candy to joos.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (RIvkX) 374
If Johnson was serious he'd pass the budget with SAVE and then send the House home. The Senate can pass it or "shut down the government" there choice.
But, spoiler alert: He won't Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (oZhjI) 375
No, but a freak accident caused Eric Swalwell's fart to spontaneously combust. Posted by: Ribbed at September 17, 2024 02:40 PM (B0mGw) Helpful tip: don't flick your Bic after giving your favorite goat a Dutch Oven Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (y9nCu) 376
Ace, you should update this post with a clip from Caddy Shack when Carl flips the switch on all the C-4 he buried in the golf course.
Posted by: Dave's not here, man at September 17, 2024 02:45 PM (raPis) 377
The best telephone-related song is "Wichita Lineman" by Glenn Campbell.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 02:45 PM (v6JzV) 378
So mostly the pagers were in the hand or next to the nuts. Either way, it takes the steam out of any dude in the middle of his own personal jihad.
Posted by: Roberto at September 17, 2024 02:45 PM (QUC63) 379
363 One of the actors caught on tape engaging in gay sex at a Diddy property is Cuba Gooding Jr.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (Odg76) That guy? I'm surprised Diddy even needed to ask. Posted by: gaydar at September 17, 2024 02:45 PM (gKWVE) 380
So she died of,.... abortion. Yet they are now selling this as death by SCOTUS
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (IrCeY) Seems like poetic justice to me Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 02:45 PM (IyPmt) 381
363 One of the actors caught on tape engaging in gay sex at a Diddy property is Cuba Gooding Jr.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (Odg76) Don't show me the cunny! Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 17, 2024 02:46 PM (RXJdG) 382
Ka Boom!
Been popular here at the HQ lately. Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 02:46 PM (due9l) 383
1) a lot of dicks were blown off - the pagers were in a lot of front pants pockets.
The Zero Hedge commenters who insist tranny madness is a Joo plot are gonna be insufferable now. Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2024 02:46 PM (2ocoG) 384
One of the actors caught on tape engaging in gay sex at a Diddy property is Cuba Gooding Jr.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (Odg76) *** *Nervous laughter* Posted by: Will Smith at September 17, 2024 02:46 PM (1FWWQ) 385
>>But if batteries can do that, possibly something could trigger it. And yes, this was a plot twist in the very dumb new Jackpot film.
Advice: Put your phone in Airplane Mode when you charge it -- speeds up the charging considerably, too. Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2024 02:46 PM (Pijte) 386
Besides Cuba Gooding did they name any other names?
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 17, 2024 02:47 PM (NcaYZ) 387
348 One of his specialties was to promise favors to straight-ish men if they'd engage in gay sex. Then he'd use the gay sex videos to blackmail them.
--------- Isn't this really the story of the modern Republican Party? Posted by: ... The bitch set me up! Posted by: David French, channeling Marion Barry at September 17, 2024 02:47 PM (JCZqz) 388
> This is how hollywood and the music industry works.
Lucian Grainge, CEO of Universal Music Group is named in the court docs as a co-conspirator with Diddy. Universal Music Group is a MONSTER in the music scene. They're worth north of $50 billion. Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:47 PM (Odg76) 389
A lot of the devices were carried on belts or in pockets. That means a lot of these bleeds are either femoral or iliac, which are hard to stop. Plus that blast area also contains the intestines, which is no bueno for infection. My guess is a lot of exsanguination. If they live, high chance of sepsis. Which is as they say, too bad.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2024 02:32 PM Here we go Sepsis, here we go! Here we go Sepsis here we go! Posted by: Minnfdel at September 17, 2024 02:47 PM (ewjUl) 390
Has anyone been following the Diddy (Sean Combs) case?
Here's a video recap of some of the court documents more salacious claims. http://tiny.cc/37emzz Apparently Diddy had hidden cameras in every room of all of his properties. Diddy had video of actors, athletes, and music industry people engaging in all sorts of illegal activities. One of his specialties was to promise favors to straight-ish men if they'd engage in gay sex. Then he'd use the gay sex videos to blackmail them. There's even video of a shooting in the bathroom. The cops arrived and didn't charge anyone! They documented it as a drive-by. Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:41 PM (Odg76) _______ I'm following it but don't believe 90% of it. Anything is possible, but I think the truth is he was just another bored rich guy who thought he could get away with anything (because he had been getting away with everything). All this cloak and dagger seems very far fetched. I remind everyone that all this was happening for years -- if not decades -- and suddenly became very important and worthy of LE time and attention about 45 seconds after some big-money lawsuits were filed. Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 17, 2024 02:47 PM (iFTx/) 391
This very well could have anti-hezbolla factions in Lebanon. Could also be the Sauds. The ME is full of rancor and tribalism. Israel is just the most opportune scapegoat.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2024 02:47 PM (g8Ew8) 392
Boomers.
Posted by: Minnfdel at September 17, 2024 02:48 PM (ewjUl) 393
Wonder if Kamala "visited" P. Diddy ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 02:48 PM (IyPmt) 394
The bitch set me up!
Posted by: David French, channeling Marion Barry at September 17, 2024 02:47 PM (JCZqz) David there is no such thing as lady penis - this should have been a dead giveaway. Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2024 02:48 PM (oZhjI) 395
LOL: While Hezbollah is a Iranian proxy (sort of like the NRA is a Russian Proxy) On a side note, I like how DU is on the brink of civil war over Israel. Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 02:48 PM (kzqB1) 396
305 I'm still going with my theory that the pager story is cover for some kind of new explosive that ignites when it touches goat semen
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 17, 2024 02:36 PM (iFTx/) Heh. Activated when put in back pocket or near mouth. Good opportunity to trademark a new name, an arabized version of semtex or something. Posted by: haffhowershower at September 17, 2024 02:48 PM (NMT5x) 397
The terrorist whimpering on the ground was especially fun but is it a worry that Chris Cuomo just said on the prior post that if I don't care about somebody getting hurt then I won't care about anyone getting hurt?
Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2024 02:49 PM (7fVdQ) Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 17, 2024 02:49 PM (QGaXH) 399
Oct 7th is forgotten, but DU is brimming with Karens now trying to enforce the rules
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (Pijte) ——————- Cry havoc and let slip the Karens of war! Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2024 02:49 PM (u73oe) 400
Larry Correia
@monsterhunter45 · 44m Did anybody check on Ilhan Omar to make sure her pager is okay? Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 17, 2024 02:49 PM (EGSGm) 401
Far fetched???? Have you been paying attention at all?
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 17, 2024 02:49 PM (NcaYZ) 402
This is how hollywood and the music industry works.
Lucian Grainge, CEO of Universal Music Group is named in the court docs as a co-conspirator with Diddy. Universal Music Group is a MONSTER in the music scene. They're worth north of $50 billion. Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:47 PM (Odg76) ______ I continue to believe this is all a big money grab. Diddy and Grainge are almost certainly yuge scumbags, but so are 99% of people in this industry. Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 17, 2024 02:49 PM (iFTx/) 403
379 363 One of the actors caught on tape engaging in gay sex at a Diddy property is Cuba Gooding Jr.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (Odg76) That guy? I'm surprised Diddy even needed to ask. Posted by: gaydar I tricked him with my Bre'r Rabbit impersonation. "Please suh, whateva you do, don't throw me into that homo patch!" Works every time. Posted by: Cuba Gooding Jr. at September 17, 2024 02:49 PM (JCZqz) 404
I don't see this as needlessly burning a capability. However this was done, the capability itself had a shelf life. It would be a mater of time before the exploit was lost, due to being discovered, or from updates to procurement, or from changes in equipment manufacture. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2024 02:50 PM (biznJ) 405
9 dead in Leb a Non
Probably induces heart attack in the fatties. Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 02:50 PM (due9l) 406
Thermite Tuesday !!!
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2024 02:50 PM (I1GXe) 407
Then he'd use the gay sex videos to blackmail them.
Can you even blackmail someone in the "entertainment" industry with that anymore? Seems like it would open doors. Posted by: spindrift at September 17, 2024 02:50 PM (OguvZ) Posted by: washrivergal at September 17, 2024 02:50 PM (UprOq) 409
How could you not know you were being set up?
Puffy: "I need you to suck a particular dick at a location of my choosing. I'll be there for you later." Dum Dums: "This could never backfire!" Posted by: Really?!? at September 17, 2024 02:51 PM (NehaE) 410
>>> This is how hollywood and the music industry works.
Lucian Grainge, CEO of Universal Music Group is named in the court docs as a co-conspirator with Diddy. Universal Music Group is a MONSTER in the music scene. They're worth north of $50 billion. - - - So. . . what about David Geffen? He's allegedly like Weinstein and Diddy, but he is connected. Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2024 02:51 PM (Pijte) 411
Scary thought - IF they can make a common phone or pager battery explode like that (which I doubt) - imagine what a Tesla could do?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 17, 2024 02:51 PM (QGaXH) 412
Apparently Diddy had hidden cameras in every room of all of his properties. Diddy had video of actors, athletes, and music industry people engaging in all sorts of illegal activities. One of his specialties was to promise favors to straight-ish men if they'd engage in gay sex. Then he'd use the gay sex videos to blackmail them.
Isn't that pretty much what everyone suspected Epstein was doing on behalf of the CIA? Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2024 02:51 PM (2ocoG) 413
Remember NVIXIM? They busted that guy because he stole Hollywood's trademarked process.
And I'll give you an example - Arianna Grande started on a Nickelodeon show with Jennette McCurdy where they were co-stars Jennette was asked to have sex with the producer. She said no and Nick killed her career. Arianna? After that show she went on to bigger and bigger hits. With talents no more notable then Jennette. Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2024 02:51 PM (oZhjI) 414
Page me in the morning...then just walk away..
Posted by: Minnfdel at September 17, 2024 02:51 PM (ewjUl) 415
At 88mph the pager goes kaboom.
Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 02:52 PM (due9l) 416
Gimme a twist on things. Actually get it to pass and have the Senate kill it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott Rumored to be a who did it and ran. Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 17, 2024 02:52 PM (/U5Yz) 417
We might need a separate thread on Puff Diddle-He. Maybe tomorrow if today's busy.
Anyway, one reason the GOPe might not engage in this sort of blackmail is that these pols are so thirsty that everyone's seen their Grindr profiles already. People like Kinzinger do the DNC's bidding because they actually believe in the DNC. Posted by: gKWVE at September 17, 2024 02:52 PM (gKWVE) 418
Hey is that the new C4 model?
Posted by: Minnfdel at September 17, 2024 02:52 PM (ewjUl) 419
Jennette was asked to have sex with the producer. She said no and Nick killed her career. Arianna? After that show she went on to bigger and bigger hits. With talents no more notable then Jennette.
Posted by: 18-1 a But she's Glinda the Good Witch. Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:53 PM (CIS44) 420
This is how hollywood and the music industry works.
Lucian Grainge, CEO of Universal Music Group is named in the court docs as a co-conspirator with Diddy. Universal Music Group is a MONSTER in the music scene. They're worth north of $50 billion. - - - So. . . what about David Geffen? He's allegedly like Weinstein and Diddy, but he is connected. Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2024 02:51 PM (Pijte) _______ He is openly gay so he'll get a pass. Once upon a time I represented clients in a case he was involved with. Very smart guy. Machiavellian as all fuck. Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 17, 2024 02:53 PM (iFTx/) 421
Scary thought - IF they can make a common phone or pager battery explode like that (which I doubt) - imagine what a Tesla could do?
Whatever this is, it's not the battery. Lithium batteries cause fires, they don't explode. Even when smashed in a hydraulic press. Mossad probably added some Vitamin C4 or something similar. Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2024 02:53 PM (2ocoG) 422
>>> AT&T just notified me that my phone was paid off and fid I want to upgrade to an iPhone 16?
You dipshits. You just texted someone who held onto his 6 until the 13 came out and apps on the 6 no longer worked. 😂😂😂 ====== My wife wants me to upgrade my 12 because mine doesn't notify me when I get texts. I told her that's a feature, not a bug. Posted by: Turn 2 at September 17, 2024 02:53 PM (cbnnS) 423
Paging Dr. Abdullah, paging Dr. Abdullah.
Dr. Abdullah to the white courtesy ph... BOOM Posted by: WTH at September 17, 2024 02:53 PM (v0R5T) 424
@290
>>How did Routh fund his trips from Hawaii to Ukraine (during a war) to FL and elsewhere. Is anyone trying to follow the money? Agent Johnson: We're all over it. ** Pulls out jar of mustard and pours it on chest. ** Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2024 02:53 PM (XV/Pl) 425
Ok, boomer.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2024 02:54 PM (u73oe) 426
Righteous rant today from J.D. Vance
https://tinyurl.com/2dszs5vy more and more every day. (cue dancing girl emoji) Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 17, 2024 02:54 PM (t/2Uw) 427
Is "Glory Boner" a new Ace construction, or has he used that one previously?
Is a Glory Boner a Schadenboner that deservedly lasts more than four hours? Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 17, 2024 02:54 PM (HlyYF) 428
> I remind everyone that all this was happening for years -- if not decades -- and suddenly became very important and worthy of LE time and attention about 45 seconds after some big-money lawsuits were filed.
The producer Lil Rod brought evidence and accusations that were the wedge to open everything up. Before that, nobody would testify. Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:54 PM (Odg76) 429
Some music to maim terrorist vermin by:
---------------- Hello, it's me I'm not at home If you'd like to reach me LEAVE ME ALONE! You know a change Would do you good ... Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 17, 2024 02:54 PM (yF3jG) 430
>>> Isn't this really the story of the modern Republican Party?
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:42 PM (LCr8f) We need to have the Epstein client list and the congressman sexual abuse slush fund list of names released to the public. And all blackmail footage Pelosi has. Free the Lindsay Grahams of the world to finally be open about who they are. (Interesting conspiracy theory that Graham was invited to the gold club that day to play with Trump, as was hannnity. So they both knew in advance he'd be there.) Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2024 02:54 PM (Czo7Y) 431
you can figure out what role Diddy had, and how he got it
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2024 02:54 PM (V13WU) Posted by: t-bird at September 17, 2024 02:54 PM (7FFC8) 433
My wife wants me to upgrade my 12 because mine doesn't notify me when I get texts. I told her that's a feature, not a bug.
Posted by: Turn 2 Also, always turn off "read receipts" Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:54 PM (CIS44) 434
Candygram for Achmed!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 17, 2024 02:54 PM (gfztU) 435
I am just in absolute awe of this operation. The more I think about it, the more my head hurts, about the intel required, the setup, and the execution of this. I would take Mossad over the CIA and FBI any day of the week.
Posted by: Picric at September 17, 2024 02:54 PM (13tTk) 436
>> But if batteries can do that, possibly something could trigger it.
Short version. They cannot. Lithium batteries will generally cause quick, fast moving fires. This is most likely a thin polymer shape charge. Make of that what you may. Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2024 02:55 PM (WT51m) Posted by: m at September 17, 2024 02:55 PM (64Zez) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2024 02:55 PM (x0n13) 439
probably bit the hand that fed him, or refused to do something special, and got a reminded who is in charge
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2024 02:55 PM (V13WU) 440
Agent Johnson: We're all over it. ** Pulls out jar of mustard and pours it on chest. **
Posted by: Thomas Bender Second time today I've seen this reference. Where's it from? Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 02:55 PM (v6JzV) 441
Watching those videos reminds me of Pop goes the weasel.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 02:55 PM (pohLc) 442
406 Thermite Tuesday !!!
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2024 02:50 PM I think my youngest daughter must only get paid with "thermite dollars" at her job. That money seems to immediately burn a hole in her pocket! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 17, 2024 02:56 PM (HlyYF) 443
An exploding camera was used by Osama to whack the leader of the Northern Alliance a couple days before 911.
Prepping the battle space. Just like this. Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 02:56 PM (due9l) 444
I'm not saying that the SS has a rat, but their department picnics have an excellent assemblage of cheeses.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 17, 2024 02:56 PM (gKWVE) 445
>>Scary thought - IF they can make a common phone or pager battery explode like that (which I doubt) - imagine what a Tesla could do?
Someone already has - read "The Passengers" by John Marrs. Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2024 02:56 PM (Pijte) 446
A couple of funny things about the grocery store video:
1. The store is very well stocked, so the lying media stories about starving palis is proven false. 2. The terrorists getting their balls blown off is funny. Mostly the terrorists getting their balls blown off . Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2024 02:56 PM (IDphi) 447
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "butt dial".
Posted by: WTH at September 17, 2024 02:56 PM (v0R5T) 448
Glory, glory, what a BO-ner.
Glory, glory, what a bo-ner. Posted by: Doof at September 17, 2024 02:57 PM (RhGG0) 449
393 Wonder if Kamala "visited" P. Diddy ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September There are pictures of Trump with him at some party, but honestly, this guy was big in both music and fashion. I imagine there are a lot of people with him in pictures. Kamala wasn’t a big deal, she wasn’t a star or in the entertainment business (in the traditional sense), however Dougie represents these guys…he may have some pictures floating around out there. Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2024 02:57 PM (p4NUW) Posted by: Julia Roberts at September 17, 2024 02:57 PM (4SKzt) 451
436 >> But if batteries can do that, possibly something could trigger it.
Short version. They cannot. Lithium batteries will generally cause quick, fast moving fires. This is most likely a thin polymer shape charge. Make of that what you may. Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2024 02:55 PM (WT51m) It's a good thing iPhones are made in a secure place like China, where they could never be compromised in a similar way. Posted by: LOLing Past The Cemetery at September 17, 2024 02:57 PM (NehaE) 452
however Dougie represents these guys…he may have some pictures floating around out there.
Posted by: Piper a He's probably in the videos. Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:57 PM (CIS44) 453
Watching those videos reminds me of Pop goes the weasel.
Posted by: Xipe Tote The just reminded me of "Pop Goes the World" by Men Without Hats....or hands and legs Posted by: Rex B at September 17, 2024 02:57 PM (592Pr) Posted by: Towel-Head with Persistent Ringing in the Ears at September 17, 2024 02:57 PM (t1fZA) 455
> Diddy and Grainge are almost certainly yuge scumbags, but so are 99% of people in this industry.
I don't quite understand the point. They don't have to be exceptionally bad compared to everyone else for me to cheer their downfall. I'd cheer the downfall of absolutely anyone doing what Diddy and others are accused of doing. Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:57 PM (Odg76) 456
That money seems to immediately burn a hole in her pocket!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 17, 2024 02:56 PM (HlyYF) Seems to be a sex related characteristic. Money burn gene attached to that second "X". Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 02:58 PM (pohLc) 457
I positive that the SS has been infiltrated by Iranian intelligence.
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2024 02:58 PM (IDphi) 458
"Hanging on the Telephone," another Blondie song.
Husband suggested the Neon Trees' "It Started with a Whisper," which we both liked. Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at September 17, 2024 02:58 PM (FEVMW) 459
"Hezballah and all other terrorists now know to check their electronic devices regularly"
Do we really think they are competent to do that? No way. Any terrorist with an ounce of brains, which was a rarity even before today's operation, will have his children and his catamites handle all his communications. Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2024 02:58 PM (7fVdQ) 460
Israel helping Hamas to transition, how thoughtful.
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 17, 2024 02:58 PM (f1kZG) 461
She got sepsis.
---- And clearly not from the out of state abortionist's [or "clinic"] incompetence. Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:59 PM (CEzQx) 462
The FNM: The claim our elites are a bunch of out of control sexual predators is lie, misinformation, and a Russian hoax
Also the FNM: In the news today another top figure in the entertainment industry was arrested for forcing people to have sex with him and blackmailing them Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2024 02:59 PM (oZhjI) Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2024 02:59 PM (Pijte) 464
There are pictures of Obama with Sean Combs, but again, it looks like a party where there were a lot of entertainers. I don’t know a picture just standing with him means much.
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2024 02:59 PM (p4NUW) 465
That money seems to immediately burn a hole in her pocket!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 17, 2024 02:56 PM (HlyYF) Seems to be a sex related characteristic. Money burn gene attached to that second "X". Posted by: Xipe Totec Not my wife. Her motto is, "It's not how much you make, it's how much you keep." Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 02:59 PM (v6JzV) 466
I'm not saying that the SS has a rat, but their department picnics have an excellent assemblage of cheeses.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 17, 2024 *** I cannot comment at this time. Posted by: Agent Rattus rattus at September 17, 2024 02:59 PM (J2vNu) 467
Candygram for Achmed!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 17, 2024 02:54 PM (gfztU) Kill Achmed? And get the imam as well. Posted by: Queensryche forbidden lyrics at September 17, 2024 02:59 PM (i24o9) 468
Scary thought - IF they can make a common phone or pager battery explode like that (which I doubt) - imagine what a Tesla could do?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) Just push the right software update. Msybe lock the doors before cooking off a tesla battery. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 17, 2024 02:59 PM (/lPRQ) 469
Incidentally, does this lend more credence to the wacky conspiracy theory that manufacturers design their products to break soon after the warranty period has passed? Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 03:00 PM (kzqB1) 470
(Imagine being in a dark room with a massive Christmas tree in it. The tree has thousands of electric lights strewn all over it, but they’re unlit because the wall plug is not plugged into the wall socket.)
I forgot to include the last line.... (imagine plugging it back in and watching all the lights come back on) There were also explosions in Syria. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 17, 2024 03:00 PM (t/2Uw) 471
Not my wife. Her motto is, "It's not how much you make, it's how much you keep."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 02:59 PM (v6JzV) Buddy, you have a keeper. Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 03:00 PM (pohLc) 472
Hey Hezzzbull-a, it really hurts when a chickenshit move is played on you doesn't it? hahaha Turn-about's what it's called.
Expect more surprises. Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2024 03:00 PM (uoNBM) 473
I positive that the SS has been infiltrated by Iranian intelligence.
Posted by: Archer Bongino was talking about Routh's Iranian/Pakistani connection on his show today. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 03:01 PM (v6JzV) 474
446 A couple of funny things about the grocery store video:
1. The store is very well stocked, so the lying media stories about starving palis is proven false. Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2024 02:56 PM Archer, I think it was only Hezbollah in Lebanon getting blown up. They are Pali adjacent. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 17, 2024 03:01 PM (HlyYF) 475
I bet the mossad have figured out how to make devices to emit the brown note.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 17, 2024 03:01 PM (uBBbP) 476
But if batteries can do that, possibly something could trigger it.
Short version. They cannot. Lithium batteries will generally cause quick, fast moving fires. This is most likely a thin polymer shape charge. Make of that what you may. Posted by: Marcus T Circuit board made out of Semtex.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 477
Exploding toilets, next?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2024 03:01 PM (uoNBM) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 03:01 PM (v6JzV) 479
458 "Hanging on the Telephone," another Blondie song.
Husband suggested the Neon Trees' "It Started with a Whisper," which we both liked. Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at September 17, 2024 02:58 PM (FEVMW) ELO's "Telephone Line" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2024 03:01 PM (x0n13) 480
450 With talents no more notable then Jennette.
*squirms nervously* Posted by: Julia Roberts I think it's obvious where her talents lie. Posted by: Mouth like a bass at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (JCZqz) 481
“ It's a good thing iPhones are made in a secure place like China, where they could never be compromised in a similar way.”
Anything manufactured in this way, especially on an industrial scale would be discovered rather quickly and categorized as explosives. That is the way it is for anything manufactured with the sources needed to cause an explosion. The devices in question had a very specific purpose to a very specific group of people. It’s pretty easy to corrupt those devices at manufacture. Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (WT51m) 482
F they can make a common phone or pager battery explode like that (which I doubt) - imagine what a Tesla could do?
They can just lock the doors and drive it off a bridge. Posted by: t-bird at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (7FFC8) 483
Hello Goodbye
Posted by: The Beatles at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (VGRuw) 484
42 Don't Page Me, Bro!
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 02:07 PM (PYxAv) How *do* you do it, garrett? Posted by: m at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (64Zez) 485
The Feds are no doubt scrubbing Ryan's money trail
Posted by: Skip I hate it when we have so much to do. Posted by: FBI "Special" Agent at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (v0R5T) 486
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ELO's "Telephone Line" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2024 03:01 PM (x0n13) Great song… Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (PCK5/) 487
> Short version. They cannot. Lithium batteries will generally cause quick, fast moving fires. This is most likely a thin polymer shape charge. Make of that what you may.
100% agreed. I've seen videos of 18650 batteries in the pockets of vape enthusiasts that blow up. There's a lot of light and it's a fast fire. They don't pop like what we see in the video. Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (Odg76) 488
CNN,
"After Georgia implemented its six-week abortion ban, she traveled to North Carolina, where abortion is allowed past 20 weeks. She took mifepristone and misoprostol, but complications arose, and she began bleeding severely. A dilation and curettage (D&C) procedure was needed to remove remaining fetal tissue and prevent sepsis. However, the North Carolina clinic could not perform the D&C as Thurman was not a resident nearby. Thurman was eventually taken to a hospital in the suburbs of Atlanta. Despite showing signs of infection, she did not receive the D&C until the next day, leading to her death during surgery. ProPublica reported that the Georgia maternal mortality review committee found that an earlier D&C could have likely prevented her death." >20 weeks & she got the "abortion pills" from GA??!! What was her health prior? Any other medications in routine use? Ultrasound to verify fetal age? What was her weight prior to receiving the abortion pills? They're so full of crap. Hurray for the abortion pills! Hurray for later stage abortions! You're mean if you require an clinic, drs to have hospital admission rights to hospital @ reasonable distance, etc. Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (NFX2v) Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (CEzQx) 490
New rock group: Bibi and the Pocket Bombs
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (mGdQO) 491
>>> One of the actors caught on tape engaging in gay sex at a Diddy property is Cuba Gooding Jr.
I remember being baffled when his career was sky high after Jerry Maguire and As Good As It Gets, and then it cratered. Snow Dogs wasn't THAT bad. But there's a lot of cloak and dagger maneuvering in the background to make or break stars, completely separate from their talent. I'd wondered if he got caught in that firing line. Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2024 03:03 PM (mUqoJ) 492
>>With talents no more notable then Jennette.
*squirms nervously* Posted by: Julia Roberts - - - - I recall seeing Aiana Grande "act" on Nickelodeon. I thought she was brain damaged. She can sing, but yiiiiiikes, she makes Julia Roberts look brilliant. Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2024 03:03 PM (Pijte) 493
483 Hello Goodbye
Posted by: The Beatles at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (VGRuw) Knew it was too easy. Didn't see the comments at 95 & 256 Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 17, 2024 03:03 PM (VGRuw) 494
440 Agent Johnson: We're all over it. ** Pulls out jar of mustard and pours it on chest. **
Posted by: Thomas Bender Second time today I've seen this reference. Where's it from? Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 02:55 PM (v6JzV) Anmal House. "Im the mustard man!" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2024 03:03 PM (x0n13) 495
A couple of funny things about the grocery store video:
1. The store is very well stocked, so the lying media stories about starving palis is proven false. 2. The terrorists getting their balls blown off is funny. Mostly the terrorists getting their balls blown off . Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2024 02:56 PM (IDphi) Hezbollah is not in Gaza, but Lebanon. Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2024 03:03 PM (n7h9X) 496
"And there's a chest that's bursting
Down this long distance line tonight --" Posted by: John Waite at September 17, 2024 03:03 PM (J2vNu) 497
A lithium-ion battery fire burns like thermite and is almost impossible to extinguish. The little bangs on the vids don't look like that.
Posted by: WillowViney at September 17, 2024 03:04 PM (d3MA1) 498
This is most likely a thin polymer shape charge. Make of that what you may.
"Say, Achmed, where did you get that cool iPhone protector?" Posted by: t-bird at September 17, 2024 03:04 PM (WWBBV) 499
Second time today I've seen this reference. Where's it from?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 02:55 PM (v6JzV) Anmal House. "Im the mustard man!" Posted by: J.J. Sefton Thanks. I've never seen more than a few minutes of that movie. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 03:04 PM (v6JzV) Posted by: Frank Barone at September 17, 2024 03:05 PM (+oR7L) 501
Gonna lose my arms....
Gonna lose my legs.... Gonna lose my fingers...... Posted by: ... It's quite simple. The toe bone's connected to the foot bone, The foot bone's connected to the ankle bone, The ankle bone's connected to the leg bone, Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 17, 2024 03:05 PM (L/fGl) 502
She took mifepristone and misoprostol, but complications arose, and she began bleeding severely. A little scant on the details, there, Fake News cnn. "Complications?" What complications? What is the exact timeline of events? Does this person even exist? Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 03:05 PM (kzqB1) 503
20 weeks & she got the "abortion pills" from GA??!! What was her health prior? Any other medications in routine use? Ultrasound to verify fetal age? What was her weight prior to receiving the abortion pills?
They're so full of crap. Hurray for the abortion pills! Hurray for later stage abortions! You're mean if you require an clinic, drs to have hospital admission rights to hospital @ reasonable distance, etc. Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (NFX2v) The abortion pill just gives you a home miscarriage. Women usually go to the hospital if that happens naturally, because it is dangerous. Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2024 03:05 PM (n7h9X) 504
“100% agreed. I've seen videos of 18650 batteries in the pockets of vape enthusiasts that blow up. There's a lot of light and it's a fast fire. They don't pop like what we see in the video.”
During thermal runaway what primarily happens is a rapid super heating of the battery, which causes what you saw. There may be some popping, but not the explosions seen in these latest videos. Those are detonations. Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2024 03:06 PM (WT51m) Posted by: Here Kitty...yum at September 17, 2024 03:06 PM (HXlzW) 506
The toe bone's connected to the foot bone,
The foot bone's connected to the ankle bone, The ankle bone's connected to the leg bone, Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 17, 2024 *** Not for long! Posted by: Mossad at September 17, 2024 03:06 PM (J2vNu) 507
Here's how it was done!
Sky News Arabia quotes sources saying that today’s large-scale pager attack in Lebanon was possible because the Mossad spy agency got hold of Hezbollah’s communication devices before they were handed over to the terror group. The Israeli spy agency placed a quantity of PETN, a highly explosive material, on the batteries of the devices, and detonated them by raising the temperature of the batteries from afar, the source says. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 17, 2024 03:06 PM (t/2Uw) 508
The explosive devise would be very interesting, as most high explosives require an initiator which takes up a lot of space in a small device. Maybe some form of mercury fulminate but that stuff is shock sensitive and therefore dangerous to handle. Would be interesting.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 03:07 PM (pohLc) 509
Video from inside a Lebanese hospital of many men coming in with injuries.
http://tiny.cc/z9emzz Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 03:07 PM (Odg76) 510
This is amazing. All the casualties are Hezbollah, self-selected. As close to only hitting enemies as I can imagine being possible.
But Edward Snowden posted on X that Israel shouldn't have done this because a Hezbollah terrorist could have been driving a car, and thus a car could have crashed and hit civilians. Or little kids could have been standing next to terrorists. His conclusion: "Indistinguishable from terrorism." Pound sand, Edward Snowden. Go back to the embassy. Posted by: mr_jack at September 17, 2024 03:07 PM (LNPSJ) 511
At 8 weeks pregnant or less, it works about 94-98% of the time.
At 8-9 weeks pregnant, it works about 94-96% of the time. At 9-10 weeks pregnant, it works about 91-93% of the time. If you take an extra dose of misoprostol, it works about 99% of the time. At 10-11 weeks pregnant, it works about 87% of the time. If you take an extra dose of misoprostol, it works about 98% of the time. In general, taking both mifepristone and misoprostol works a bit better than taking misoprostol only. Taking misoprostol alone works to end the pregnancy about 85-95% of the time — depending on how far along the pregnancy is and how you take the medicine. And nothing says f**king >20 weeks for usage. Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 03:07 PM (NFX2v) 512
>>> Seems to be a sex related characteristic. Money burn gene attached to that second "X".
Posted by: Xipe Totec Girl math is a real phenomenon. But I know plenty of women that are penny pinchers, especially if they have big families and run a tight household budget. One made tighter by Bidenonics. Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2024 03:07 PM (DoNIi) 513
Ring, Ring by ABBA
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (kgE5c) Ring of Fire Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 17, 2024 03:07 PM (VGRuw) 514
Selling you the rope to hang yourself on has gotten a little more technological.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 17, 2024 03:07 PM (t/2Uw) Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2024 03:07 PM (sNOR2) 516
I have to say, after the day-in and day-out shit we have to endure from the Left, this pocket bombing pagers event has finally put a smile on my face.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 17, 2024 03:08 PM (UprOq) 517
515 I just called
To say I love you Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2024 03:07 PM (sNOR2) *snort!*. Best hash ever! Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2024 03:08 PM (sNOR2) 518
Anyone heard from Ilhan Omar or Rashida Tlaib today? Posted by: Frank Barone at September 17, 2024 03:08 PM (+oR7L) 519
Girl math is a real phenomenon. But I know plenty of women that are penny pinchers, especially if they have big families and run a tight household budget. One made tighter by Bidenonics.
Posted by: LizLem My wife can pinch a penny so hard she gives Lincoln more pain than Booth did. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 03:09 PM (v6JzV) 520
On the bright side, Hezbollah's soprano section just got a big bump in numbers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2024 03:09 PM (YqDXo) 521
I guess they didn't look on the back where it said made in Israel
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 03:09 PM (IyPmt) 522
Doubt the Israelis did it. Wouldn't you wait until later when the long distance rates go down?
Posted by: Through the Ringer at September 17, 2024 03:09 PM (CV8a5) 523
The abortion pill just gives you a home miscarriage. Women usually go to the hospital if that happens naturally, because it is dangerous.
-- A while back, I read Abby Johnson's Unplanned, which was later turned into a movie. She was once the director of a Planned Parenthood who became a pro-life advocate. In the book, she describes taking the abortion pill. Her description of the pain and agony she was in, and all of the massive amounts of blood and tissue material she passed is the stuff of horrors. Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2024 03:09 PM (N2zvp) 524
I'm not saying that the SS has a rat, but their department picnics have an excellent assemblage of cheeses.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 17, 2024 *** I cannot comment at this time. Posted by: Agent Rattus rattus at September 17, 2024 02:59 PM (J2vNu) the question is do they have any non-rats. So far we know the last head, and this one are rats. Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2024 03:09 PM (n7h9X) 525
"Hezballah and all other terrorists now know to check their electronic devices regularly."
And by "check their electronic devices regularly" we mean keep it close to your face. Eyes on at all times. Posted by: Reforger at September 17, 2024 03:09 PM (xcIvR) 526
I remember devising just such a scenario as this for a Man From U.N.C.L.E. fan story -- that we see Thrush place some kind of explosive material in Solo's suit jacket; he does not know about it, and we watch him move around, enhancing the suspense; he takes it off at Del Floria's, the cleaners, because of a stain; and seconds later, BOOM!
I devised this in 1967. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2024 03:10 PM (J2vNu) Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 03:11 PM (kzqB1) 528
>>CNN, "After Georgia implemented its six-week abortion ban, she traveled to North Carolina, where abortion is allowed past 20 weeks. She took mifepristone and misoprostol, but complications arose, and she began bleeding severely. . .
How far along was the pregnancy? Was she using those drugs as specified by the manufacturer? How soon after taking the drugs did this occur? What are the common side effects of the drugs she took? How often do they occur (is that a typical risk that the prescribing doctor should have warned/been prepared to assist with?)? So many questions, so little information from CNN. Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2024 03:11 PM (Pijte) 529
Video from inside a Lebanese hospital of many men coming in with injuries.
http://tiny.cc/z9emzz Posted by: bonhomme ...... This video is Cafe-worthy. Posted by: FBI at September 17, 2024 03:11 PM (v0R5T) 530
Looked to me like all those injured in that hospital video were pretty much full grown men. I guess the propaganda Corp hadn't ginned up green helmet guy carrying three year old with a teddy bear yet.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 17, 2024 03:11 PM (uBBbP) 531
Dont forget
867-53OHHHHHH!!! Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (LCr8f) --------------- Late to the thread -- should have known you'd beat me to it. Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 17, 2024 03:12 PM (ZxM+9) 532
oops Feeb sock off
Posted by: wth at September 17, 2024 03:12 PM (v0R5T) 533
Well done.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (i24o9) Team effort. It was a great setup! Posted by: haffhowershower at September 17, 2024 03:12 PM (NMT5x) 534
. . . Maybe some form of mercury fulminate but that stuff is shock sensitive and therefore dangerous to handle. Would be interesting.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 *** Reading about that stuff was what gave me the idea for the U.N.C.L.E. story. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2024 03:12 PM (J2vNu) 535
421 Scary thought - IF they can make a common phone or pager battery explode like that (which I doubt) - imagine what a Tesla could do?
Whatever this is, it's not the battery. Lithium batteries cause fires, they don't explode. Even when smashed in a hydraulic press. Mossad probably added some Vitamin C4 or something similar. Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2024 02:53 PM (2ocoG) Hence my doubt disclaimer.... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 17, 2024 03:13 PM (QGaXH) 536
So many questions, so little information from CNN. Posted by: Lizzy Yep. And you know what else would have saved her life? Going to term with her baby! Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 03:13 PM (kzqB1) 537
Someone hit "Reply All". There's one in every organization.
Posted by: Dave's not here, man at September 17, 2024 03:13 PM (raPis) 538
>>> They're so full of crap. Hurray for the abortion pills! Hurray for later stage abortions! You're mean if you require a clinic, drs to have hospital admission rights to hospital @ reasonable distance, etc. Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (NFX2v)
One of the most devastating things I read about this over the past few years was Britney Spears describing her at home abortion with Justin Timberlake to abort their oops baby. She took pills. She described her agony in going through that, lying on the floor in utter pain. And then he tossed her to the curb later, pretending it was her having an affair when he'd also been cheating on her. I'm sure a lot of her current emotional problems stem from that event, it would be soul scarring. They want more of this, the dems do, women suffering at home alone. Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2024 03:13 PM (iGc5r) 539
Long distance information, give me Beirut, Lebanon
Help me find the party whom I'm trying to bomb He could not leave his number, but I know who placed the call Because my uncle took the message and wrote "kill Jews" on the wall Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 17, 2024 03:13 PM (L/fGl) 540
A lot of those injuries look like femoral bleeds close to the groin or above. Those are notoriously hard to stop and if they didn’t have access or the skills to stem that bleeding, adios.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2024 03:13 PM (WT51m) 541
So is Verizon sending a team of salesman to Lebanon?
Hey, I hear you need a new pager, can I interest you in this sleek Nokia flipper? Posted by: wth at September 17, 2024 03:14 PM (v0R5T) Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 03:14 PM (kzqB1) 543
It seems PETN would be a logical choice for pager bombs, as like Fulminate of Mercury, it is shock and heat sensitive and is therefore used in initiators to other high explosives.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 03:14 PM (pohLc) 544
242 I cant believe pagers are still a thing
last time I carried a pager around I was in high school 3,000 years ago Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump Ho And Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (M7vhK) People who work in SCIFs have them Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 17, 2024 03:14 PM (QGaXH) 545
More evidence it's not entirely true since she also went to North Carolina. Allegedly.
Abortion policies currently in effect in North Carolina include the following: Abortion is banned at 12 weeks and later Patients forced to make two trips—one for in-person counseling and another at least 72 hours later for the abortion State Medicaid coverage of abortion care is banned except in very limited circumstances Parental consent is required for a minor's abortion "Unnecessary regulations are in force and designed to shutter abortion clinics without basis in medical standards" Qualified health care professionals, not solely physicians, can provide abortions State provides protections from harassment and physical harm for anyone entering an abortion clinic State has a shield law to protect abortion providers from investigations by other states; may cover patients and support organizations Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 03:14 PM (NFX2v) 546
So are these the smallest "but mostly" devices in the comedy series?
Posted by: DaveA at September 17, 2024 03:15 PM (FhXTo) Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2024 03:15 PM (Aqu9a) 548
Anyone heard from Ilhan Omar or Rashida Tlaib today?
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 17, 2024 03:08 PM (+oR7L) ------------- "Some Jews did something." Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 17, 2024 03:15 PM (cWCUS) 549
A lot of those injuries look like femoral bleeds close to the groin or above. Those are notoriously hard to stop and if they didn’t have access or the skills to stem that bleeding, adios.
Posted by: Marcus T Tis a shame. Anyway……. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2024 03:15 PM (FfvIc) 550
Text to 26627 or Bombs
Posted by: Minnfdel at September 17, 2024 03:16 PM (ewjUl) 551
So a pager sized lithium battery is enough to overheat and blow up and kill you.
What does this mean for the industry that wants to sell you 4000lbs of lithium batteries to sit on as you drive 70mph down the highway? Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at September 17, 2024 03:16 PM (x17Ef) 552
231 But with the New Jersey, the world's first coed sub, the Navy can now be fully Diverse.
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at September 17, 2024 02:25 PM (jW2M4) ------------ I foresee absolutely no problems with this. (/s, just in case) With a state name, that would, I think, mean that the sub is a boomer. Um... Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 17, 2024 02:28 PM (VdhcA) Isn't it very common for co-ed ships that put to sea to have to fly home one or more pregnant crew members? What's gonna happen on a Boomer? Aren't they supposed to 'disappear' for months at a time? Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 17, 2024 03:16 PM (QGaXH) 553
489 The Netanyahu video?
------ Yes, m. Maybe an AI video. Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (CEzQx) Thanks, andycanuck. Posted by: m at September 17, 2024 03:17 PM (64Zez) 554
> So a pager sized lithium battery is enough to overheat and blow up and kill you.
I don't believe that's what happened. Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 03:17 PM (Odg76) 555
I cant believe pagers are still a thing
last time I carried a pager around I was in high school 3,000 years ago Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump Ho And Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (M7vhK) --------------- I think 1993 was the last year for me; working as a software developer back then really suck when you had to carry the Production System pager 24/7 throughout rotating weeks. Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 17, 2024 03:18 PM (cWCUS) 556
Long distance information, give me Beirut, Lebanon
Help me find the party whom I'm trying to bomb He could not leave his number, but I know who placed the call Because my uncle took the message and wrote "kill Jews" on the wall Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 17, 2024 *** * Applause * Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2024 03:18 PM (J2vNu) Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 03:18 PM (CEzQx) 558
What's being lost here is how good the "gazans" had it before hamas went mad on October 7th. Was it worth it? Someone should ask them. Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 03:18 PM (kzqB1) 559
518
Anyone heard from Ilhan Omar or Rashida Tlaib today? Posted by: Frank Barone ------------------------------- Call 'em up on the telephone. Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2024 03:18 PM (uoNBM) 560
Nood
Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 17, 2024 03:19 PM (8RNuU) 561
Nood court.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 562
What's being lost here is how good the "gazans" had it before hamas went mad on October 7th.
Was it worth it? Someone should ask them. Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 03:18 PM (kzqB1) Even better before they 'elected' Hamas to rule them. Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2024 03:20 PM (n7h9X) 563
The song they should have made the beepers play immediately prior to detonation is Ring My Bell. I think disco goes well with pager explosions.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 17, 2024 03:20 PM (3YdrS) 564
yeah new on about sup ct leaks. i'd be surprised if sotomayer doesn't leak after a few beers
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 17, 2024 03:20 PM (CWTWj) 565
Lebanon Goat country music: "Are you lonely tonight?"
Posted by: Auspex "There Will Never be Another Ewe" Posted by: Cheri at September 17, 2024 03:21 PM (oiNtH) 566
>>One of the most devastating things I read about this over the past few years was Britney Spears describing her at home abortion with Justin Timberlake to abort their oops baby. . .
Ugh, that's sad. It's clear she's been abused, and like a lot of other child stars, has never recovered. Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2024 03:21 PM (Pijte) 567
554 > So a pager sized lithium battery is enough to overheat and blow up and kill you.
I don't believe that's what happened. ---- It was my very first thought before the various reports started speculating. No need to hide explosives that can be detected, they're already loaded with one. More controllable as well, than possibly having live explosives be set off inside it prematurely by accident Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at September 17, 2024 03:21 PM (x17Ef) 568
877-Calls2Yids
Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 17, 2024 03:21 PM (cWCUS) 569
From a happier, more innocent time....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 17, 2024 02:49 PM (QGaXH) Anything before March 2020 was a happier, more innocent time. Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at September 17, 2024 03:22 PM (JCLJi) 570
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Everyone forgot 'Call Me' by Blondie? Posted by: Ciampino - My favorite Blondie song at September 17, 2024 03:22 PM (qfLjt) 571
Isn't it very common for co-ed ships that put to sea to have to fly home one or more pregnant crew members?
What's gonna happen on a Boomer? Aren't they supposed to 'disappear' for months at a time? Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 17, 2024 03:16 PM (QGaXH) There was a ship in the 80s in the Med/Gulf area that was coed when an action scare came out or was coming out, basically all the women crew came up pregnant at once and went home. Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2024 03:22 PM (n7h9X) 572
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you She was "medical assistant" so maybe she got the pills on the internet and then was too stupid to go to hospital for that reason. Anyway, the story is she died of abortion. The Left will sell it as if Alito himself raped her and then lynched her in the public square. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 17, 2024 03:23 PM (IrCeY) Posted by: DaveA at September 17, 2024 03:23 PM (FhXTo) 574
What was the Iranian ambassador to Lebanon doing with a pager for Hezb'allah?
Posted by: RPL at September 17, 2024 03:24 PM (dBO7+) 575
560 Nood
Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 17, 2024 03:19 PM (8RNuU) Posted by: m at September 17, 2024 03:24 PM (64Zez) 576
She waited a long time, took those damn pills on her own, too late in the game. Finding qualified doctors to safely take her on with no knowledge of what was the truth about her health, length of the infection, where she got the pills not generally suitable way before 20 weeks, if she tried another method prior to the pills, etc.
I'm sorry. It's a shame. But to lay her death on the doorstep of that hospital and its doctors is a big shame, too. Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 03:25 PM (NFX2v) 577
156 King Missile - Detachable Penis
https://youtu.be/NQBPgJQhQHc Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 02:18 PM (i24o9) I work with a guy whose voice is a dead ringer for the vocalist of this song. I brought it up to two other male co-workers. Neither knew what I was talking about. What a boner. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 17, 2024 03:25 PM (KbCG3) 578
The song they should have made the beepers play immediately prior to detonation is Ring My Bell. I think disco goes well with pager explosions.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 17, 2024 03:20 PM (3YdrS) ------------- Bad boys, bad boys, What you gonna do when they come for you? Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 17, 2024 03:25 PM (cWCUS) 579
I just heard that the pagers were made in Taiwan.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 03:27 PM (pohLc) 580
538. They want more of this, the dems do, women suffering at home alone.
Posted by: LizLem I think they want no barriers for their mischief & experimentations, for universal health care for all, for what a person can be compelled to do, for lining their pockets for their causes. We will die when they choose, not all that long from now. Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 03:31 PM (NFX2v) 581
Here's how it was done! Sky News Arabia quotes sources saying that today’s large-scale pager attack in Lebanon was possible because the Mossad spy agency got hold of Hezbollah’s communication devices before they were handed over to the terror group. The Israeli spy agency placed a quantity of PETN, a highly explosive material, on the batteries of the devices, and detonated them by raising the temperature of the batteries from afar, the source says. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 17, 2024 03:06 PM (t/2Uw) Someone at Mossad must have been binge-watching The Wire. The cops had a tough time getting tap warrants on the Stansfield crew in time to gather intel. So they got warrants on wholesale phones and Lester went undercover and sold them the legally tapped phones at a discount to one of Marlo's less-than-intelligent minions. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2024 03:38 PM (y9nCu) 582
No 72 virgins for them.
Posted by: Ciampino - My favorite Blondie song! at September 17, 2024 03:38 PM (qfLjt) 583
Lord, let me know my enemies by their limp.
Posted by: TitanTom at September 17, 2024 03:38 PM (mLHwG) 584
499 Second time today I've seen this reference. Where's it from?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 02:55 PM (v6JzV) Anmal House. "Im the mustard man!" Posted by: J.J. Sefton Thanks. I've never seen more than a few minutes of that movie. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 03:04 PM (v6JzV) I've seen that movie several times and have no memory of that scene...getting older sucks - or it was deleted to make it fit the time allotted? Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 17, 2024 03:41 PM (QGaXH) 585
A lithium-ion battery fire burns like thermite and is almost impossible to extinguish. The little bangs on the vids don't look like that.
The only difference between a fire and an explosion is the rate of energy release. If you release X amount of energy in a few seconds its a fire. Do the same in a thousandth of second, and its an explosion. Pressure causes the reaction rate to speed up. So yes a battery can explode if it is shorted out. Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 17, 2024 03:45 PM (Da7Vv) 586
Couldn't happen to a sleazier or more deserving bunch of pricks.
Posted by: Dr_No at September 17, 2024 04:04 PM (ayRl+) 587
Things that make you go boom
Posted by: T and T at September 17, 2024 04:10 PM (kJH1Z) 588
I hope the pagers didn’t just go off suddenly, on their hips.
I hope they buzzed. And buzzed. And played slightly confusing messages. And didn’t seem to stop buzzing when the user tried to shut the sound off. I hope they were just confusing and glitchy enough to make the target pull it off his hip and peer at it in his hand. Trying to figure it out… And then it went off. In his hand. And by his face. The loss of fingers and face parts is anticipated. Mercy is for the weak. Captain John Kreese Cobra Kai Posted by: EFG at September 17, 2024 04:11 PM (Scjc7) 589
Almost as bad as being Rickrolled.
Posted by: DougT at September 17, 2024 04:11 PM (FGQ01) 590
Late to the party here with the song suggestions, but this one didn't get mentioned:
Beepers by Sir Mix-A-Lot Posted by: ShepherdLover at September 17, 2024 04:15 PM (iYEBO) 591
It would be interesting to know how many were injured in Israel.
Posted by: Fair Question at September 17, 2024 04:15 PM (1wdUl) 592
589 Almost as bad as being Rickrolled.
Posted by: DougT at September 17, 2024 04:11 PM (FGQ01) ***** Almost… Posted by: EFG at September 17, 2024 04:15 PM (Scjc7) 593
If we’re going to be playing songs in honor of an operation well executed, I’d like to propose Balls to the Wall, by Accept.
Posted by: Misanthropic Misanthrope at September 17, 2024 04:21 PM (Y2NGV) 594
This was a shocking plot twist in a movie from fifteen years ago, Law Abiding Citizen. Back then, it was merely plausible science fiction technology, like the gadgetry in a Bond picture.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 17, 2024 04:52 PM (BHrzb) 595
Sure there's less surprise value now and yeah now Hezberfuckers know to check everything.
But think for a moment how much harder Hezberfucker life is now. They can't trust the remote controllers for their drones, or TVs for that matter. They can't order a battery pack, cell phone car key fob without disassembling it. Every damn thing they use or see or touch is a danger. Your computer mouse is messing up? Can you go on Newegg and buy one and trust it? I think this is beautiful. The f'rs can't move until they take apart every thing they own. Posted by: Ronzoni at September 17, 2024 05:09 PM (tof4A) 596
Lookin' in my mirror, not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright I got a beep from Kim, and she can f— ***KABOOM*** AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Posted by: Caiwyn at September 17, 2024 06:46 PM (nKjbR) 597
"Dude gotta go, someone's blowin' up my pager."
Posted by: DougT at September 17, 2024 08:14 PM (653X/) 598
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Are you quite sure all monies have been accounted for by yourself and Number 9?
SPECTRE Number 11: To the penny, Number 1. Ernst Stavro Blofeld: On the contrary, I have satisfied myself that one of you is clearly guilty of embezzlement. SPECTRE's a dedicated fraternity whose strength lies in the absolute integrity of its members. The culprit is known to me. I have decided on the appropriate action. [SPECTRE Number 9 is electrocuted in his seat] Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2024 08:49 PM (GITLP) 599
How many US embassy personnel had one of these pagers?
Posted by: TJ Jackson at September 17, 2024 09:25 PM (bXvrr) 600
An additional benefit of this use of Hezbollah pagers to maim Hezbollah members is that those people are now marked indelibly as Hezbollah, and are identifiable through medical records, etc., as Hezbollah agents of sufficient status as to get a pager for illicit communications. Now they can be targeted individually, for death, or to be turned into agents for Israel through blackmail and threats of death. 2800 identified high status members of the enemy now identified. Lotsa exploitation coming their way.
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