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Hundreds of Hezballah Terrorists Hurt By Online Hate Speech and Israel Remotely Detonating Their Pagers But Mostly by Israel Remotely Detonating Their Pagers
My only reservation is that any brilliant cover operation can usually only be executed once. You rely on the target not even knowing that your exploit is even a possibility. Once you execute the exploit, your ignorance-based advantage is gone. Hezballah and all other terrorists now know to check their electronic devices regularly. As with killing the Hamas leader in Iran with a bomb slipped under his bed, Israel is burning through a lot of the covert op tricks it's been slipping up its sleeve for decades, and these tricks will be unavailable (or at least, less reliable) in the future. Still, this is a pretty existential fight and I guess Israel doesn't want to go down holding any of its arrows in its quivers, unused.Are you ready for this casualty estimate? I don't think you are.
Hundreds of Hezbollah terrorists were reportedly injured in separate explosions across Lebanon on Tuesday, according to multiple reports. The widespread detonation was the result of a large number of the terrorists' communication and "wireless" devices suddenly exploding in Lebanon and Syria, according to Axios' Barak Ravid and Reuters. Though it's still unclear who was behind the attack, it comes a day after Israel warned that it was considering taking new actions against an increasingly aggressive Hezbollah. Israel and Hezbollah have since been engaged in cross-fire skirmishes that have only grown more frequent and sizable since Oct. 7, the date Hamas attacked Israel and started a regional war. The Israeli Defense Minister reportedly told a U.S. envoy on Monday that the time for a diplomatic solution had "passed because Hezbollah continues to tie itself to Hamas and refuses to end the conflict," according to Axios. It was the "biggest security breach" Hezbollah has experienced since it started engaging with Israel last year, a senior Hezbollah commander told Reuters.
A current total of 2,800 people, including terrorists, are believed to be injured or killed, according to the Lebanese Health Ministry cited by Axios.I guess Lebanon could be inflating those numbers, thinking, incorrectly, that a lot of Hezballah terrorists dead or with their fingers and faces half-blown of will elicit sympathy. What it elicits are Glory Boners. How long before they start claiming that it was mostly "women and children" talking on Hezballah's phones?
Iran's ambassador to Lebanon was reportedly injured in one of the explosions, according to The Jerusalem Post.LOL. More at the link.
Footage of communication pagers worn by Hezbollah members exploding across Lebanon.
— Faytuks News (@Faytuks) September 17, 2024
Unprecedented incident. https://t.co/gf37usZrxC pic.twitter.com/5VNZKzxEbi
Update:
Man with phone : “Netanyahu, did you know that they’re now comparing you to James Bond?”
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) September 17, 2024
Netanyahu: “Nonsense. It’s Netanyahu; Benjamin Netanyahu” pic.twitter.com/WaFwMc0jmw
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:00 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:01 PM (CEzQx)
Man with phone : “Netanyahu, did you know that they’re now comparing you to James Bond?”
Netanyahu: “Nonsense. It’s Netanyahu; Benjamin Netanyahu”
https://tinyurl.com/2jx6v4fy
9 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:01 PM (CEzQx)
Hezbollah ordered civilians to stop filming and disseminating any footage since it will "aid the enemy" (Israel)
Breaking911 @Breaking911
UN spokesperson Stephane Dujarric: "Developments in Lebanon are extremely concerning, particularly within the extremely volatile environment. This follows the detonation of THOUSANDS of electronic pagers belonging to Hezbollah members.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:02 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 02:02 PM (PYxAv)
Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2024 02:03 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 02:03 PM (LgsNJ)
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 17, 2024 02:03 PM (nXhwP)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2024 02:03 PM (RSlvq)
WSJ: The affected pagers were from a new shipment that Hezbollah received in recent days. A senior Hezbollah terrorist speculated that malware may have caused the devices to heat up and explode. There are close to 1,500 wounded or dead terrorists.
https://tinyurl.com/3jkm3xu2
5 seconds and 8 seconds; Allah ain't listening, buddy or sometimes he answers calls to prayer with a 'No'.
2:20 minutes of bleeding assholes but no further action:
https://tinyurl.com/yytnbtvv
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:04 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2024 02:04 PM (vFG9F)
I think 9/10 of it is recognizing this fact, then studying the target for unique vulnerabilities.
The remaining 10/10 is having the effing political will to execute the plans.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 02:04 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 02:04 PM (PYxAv)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 17, 2024 02:04 PM (wBaIH)
9 PM in Lebanon.
The really weird thing is that Israel hasn't moved yet - why would you expend a one-time stratagem unless you were willing to immediately move against Hezbollah?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2024 02:04 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 02:04 PM (LgsNJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2024 02:04 PM (RSlvq)
Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (VGOMa)
Like, "is he gonna blow up some more?"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (w10cF)
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (nXhwP)
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (NFX2v)
https://tinyurl.com/yc62ny5d
https://tinyurl.com/3ztn4mdv
18 seconds; video in action!
Another:
https://tinyurl.com/4vf85ayx
Guy's got a good ringtone.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (of55+)
Posted by: The UN, Tomorrow! at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (MiYkN)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (Odg76)
Hello, by Lionel Ritchie.
Hello, It's Me, by Todd Rundgren.
Call Me Maybe, by the girl who does Call Me Maybe.
Posted by: Ace at 02:00 PM
Ring, Ring by ABBA
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (ddxsZ)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (LCr8f)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: The UN, Tomorrow! at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (uxCna)
One minute you are at the checkout counter at your local market.
The next minute you--and ten of your closest terrorist buddies in the store--are collapsed on the ground, clutching your now-non-existent junk.
Demoralizing for sure...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (KRtlO)
Mystery 80's Lyrics
Empty dreams can only dissapoint
In a room behind your smile
But don't give up,
Don't give up
You can be lucky in love
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (kzqB1)
If someone on a production line that's sloppy decided they felt like screwing around with the devices, and then when you turned them on, they went boom (which seems to be what happened - the booms happened today, but not at the same time...only when turned on, I think), would that be possible?
I think it would be. You put the battery wires on backwards (as an example), and instead of turning on, they short...
I don't think this happened, but Israel has not taken credit...and you think they would to inspire dread in Hezbollah...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (8YMJn)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (LCr8f)
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (CEzQx)
I thought there was no such thing as collateral damage over there. You are either a fighter, a supporter or a baby factory.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (fKRr8)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 02:07 PM (PYxAv)
"Take My Child to War" Day isn't a good idea.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2024 02:07 PM (w10cF)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (kgE5c)
Call Me, by Blondie
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 17, 2024 02:07 PM (k9OZB)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2024 02:07 PM (hydQt)
Posted by: JROD at September 17, 2024 02:07 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2024 02:07 PM (RSlvq)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 02:07 PM (PYxAv)
Hello, by Lionel Ritchie.
Hello, It's Me, by Todd Rundgren.
Call Me Maybe, by the girl who does Call Me Maybe.
Posted by: Ace at 02:00 PM
Ring, Ring by ABBA
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (kgE5c)
Call Me -- Blondie
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 17, 2024 02:07 PM (nXhwP)
Like, "is he gonna blow up some more?"
I noticed that.
OTOH, Hezbollah is not popular in much of Lebanon.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (Odg76)
-
Jamal, cleanup in aisle 5!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (LgsNJ)
Posted by: The UN
And THAT is how you interrupt the supply chain.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (fKRr8)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (ddxsZ)
Go Israel!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (q/Wxk)
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (CIS44)
Call Me
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 02:07 PM (PYxAv)
======
Eh. Maybe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (LCr8f)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: JB1000 at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (ONZGM)
what song?
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM
Call Me
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (kgE5c)
It's gonna be a good day, Poot.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (LgsNJ)
Banana Phone?
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (kzqB1)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (LgsNJ)
------------
Thank you, come again!
Posted by: Gurdip at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (VdhcA)
Israel75 @IFNY2775 12m Replying to @Breaking911
Mossad Mourns The Loss Of Their Undercover Agent, Moti Rola
https://tinyurl.com/5f3we75e
IMAGE
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (CEzQx)
https://tinyurl.com/yc62ny5d
https://tinyurl.com/3ztn4mdv
18 seconds; video in action!
Another:
https://tinyurl.com/4vf85ayx
Guy's got a good ringtone.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (CEzQx)
Good stuff.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (PYxAv)
You don't castrate 100% of the jihadis whose pagers you don't asplode
Posted by: deepelemblues at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (z9n5F)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (k9OZB)
Lebanon Goat country music: "Are you lonely tonight?"
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (j4U/Z)
Particularly in the Arab World, seeing hundreds of Hezbees having their balls blown off is going to have an impact.
Weak horse and strong horse, and all that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (nXhwP)
Posted by: Soulja Boy featuring Mossad at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 11:10 AM
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (w10cF)
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (NcaYZ)
Did I do that???
Posted by: Jewish Steve Urkel
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (fKRr8)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (D6iP4)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (LgsNJ)
But who wuz phone?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (yxhux)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (jW2M4)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (LCr8f)
Posted by: Oldstoke at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (lvKkc)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:11 PM (LCr8f)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 02:11 PM (pohLc)
Hezbollah paging system.
https://tinyurl.com/2jccja7f
Kaboom! It's not just for breakfast any more. [Destroyed pager.]
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:11 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2024 02:11 PM (RSlvq)
"I don't know."
"What kind of sausage is that on the floor next to him?"
"Uhhhh..."
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 17, 2024 02:11 PM (lTGtQ)
Imagine China disabling every router, every EV, every refrigerator, every toaster in the USA.
Seriously, they could wipe out the country. I think the military knows this and this is why we let them get away with so much. We have already given up.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 17, 2024 02:11 PM (IrCeY)
Posted by: The Beatles at September 17, 2024 02:11 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2024 02:11 PM (ddxsZ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2024 02:11 PM (kgE5c)
arabic terrorists are not known for their genius
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump Ho And Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at September 17, 2024 02:11 PM (M7vhK)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:11 PM (LCr8f)
The Anonymous Lives of Inanimate Objects
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 17, 2024 02:12 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 17, 2024 02:12 PM (nXhwP)
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 17, 2024 02:12 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Accomack at September 17, 2024 02:12 PM (lqnbT)
Israel75 @IFNY2775 12m Replying to @Breaking911
Mossad Mourns The Loss Of Their Undercover Agent, Moti Rola
Snort
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 17, 2024 02:12 PM (fKRr8)
Posted by: Hezbollah's Electronics Procurement Staff Being Tortured! at September 17, 2024 02:12 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 02:12 PM (due9l)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 02:12 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2024 02:12 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Jay in PA at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (yxhux)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
--------
HezBalls to the Walz!
Get out that MI vote!
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (CEzQx)
****************
One lovingly dropped nuke on Beijing might dissuade them of that notion
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump Ho And Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (M7vhK)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (VdhcA)
LOL, now all the guys with burn marks on their hips are branded--literally--as He'zball-less.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (w10cF)
Weak horse and strong horse, and all that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (uxCna)
---
Yep. Challenging an Arab's manhood is about the most deadly insult you can throw in their face. They'll go to great lengths to avenge that kind of insult to their honor.
Blowing their balls off at will? Absolutely priceless.
It shows *exactly* how impotent Hezbollah is compared to Israel.
I would not be surprised if these ball-less bastards decided to strap on suicide vests and charge into Israeli fire if only to end their suffering.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: Ribbed at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (iFMeW)
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (LgsNJ)
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2024 02:14 PM (RHGPo)
2) say, why does the Iran ambassador have a Hezbollah pager?
3) These weren't bombs per se - Isarael loaded the pagers with special software that caused the batteries to explode.
4) This means Hezbollah can only communicate via code over radio or by messengers. They are hugely set back, especially if Israel, ahem, launches a follow up attack.
Posted by: El Mariachi at September 17, 2024 02:14 PM (ARlwA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2024 02:14 PM (RSlvq)
What a great way to get your enemy to stop using encrypted phones and switch to public networks.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 17, 2024 02:14 PM (IrCeY)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at September 17, 2024 02:14 PM (kzqB1)
Yep, Israel has the IQ advantage due to low inbreeding and high work ethic.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 17, 2024 02:15 PM (NcaYZ)
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (iZbyp)
Well done.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 02:15 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Rex B at September 17, 2024 02:15 PM (592Pr)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (w10cF)
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They can't even wear it as a badge of honor because it just emphasizes the fact that they are now dickless, ball-less, impotent once-men.
They are now pariahs among the Arab world.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2024 02:15 PM (7fElN)
Ricki Don't Lose That Number?
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at September 17, 2024 02:15 PM (kzqB1)
Posted by: The UN, Tomorrow!
--------
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 3h
BREAKING - Girl killed in Lebanon by exploding pager: family, source close to Hezbollah
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4h
BREAKING: Hundreds of members of Hezbollah, including fighters and medics, seriously wounded after the pagers they use to communicate exploded - video from one of the locations in Beirut, Lebanon
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:15 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 02:07 PM (PYxAv)
Roll it up. We're done here!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 17, 2024 02:15 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Q at September 17, 2024 02:15 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: El Mariachi at September 17, 2024 02:15 PM (ARlwA)
- The Beach Boys
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2024 02:15 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 17, 2024 02:15 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 17, 2024 02:16 PM (NcaYZ)
Hello?
I'm your mind giving you someone to talk to
Hello...
Posted by: Evanescence's "Hello" at September 17, 2024 02:16 PM (3/47l)
Posted by: A UK Green Party Guy! at September 17, 2024 02:16 PM (uxCna)
Now a bunch of muzzies have a "I've been fixed" tattoo.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2024 02:16 PM (w10cF)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 17, 2024 02:16 PM (MiYkN)
Posted by: The Beatles at September 17, 2024 02:16 PM (Odg76)
It would be poetic justice to see them go into the 'hospitals' and shoot them as they lie there...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at September 17, 2024 02:16 PM (luW68)
137 Do congressman in DC carry pagers?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 17, 2024 02:15 PM (/U5Yz)
————-
This guy knows the right questions to ask.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 17, 2024 02:16 PM (NcaYZ)
Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 02:16 PM (due9l)
Posted by: Jenny at September 17, 2024 02:16 PM (VGOMa)
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2024 02:17 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2024 02:17 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at September 17, 2024 02:14 PM (kzqB1)
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Miss Nancy called my name on my birthday!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 17, 2024 02:17 PM (VdhcA)
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (iZbyp)
Nice!
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2024 02:17 PM (V13WU)
It's interesting that Hezbollah must replace all their pagers on a regular interval.
Also interesting that everyone in the pager supply line is now being tortured for info.
SNL could do some great phone company ad parodies off of this if they were funny and had balls.
Posted by: Chesterton, mildly irritated at September 17, 2024 02:18 PM (Oh51g)
Posted by: Henauder Kloseoff at September 17, 2024 02:18 PM (dzZCL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2024 02:18 PM (RSlvq)
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:18 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 02:18 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Zombie Lenin (Allegedly)! at September 17, 2024 02:18 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2024 02:18 PM (VGOMa)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 17, 2024 02:18 PM (8YMJn)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 17, 2024 02:14 PM (IrCeY)
Or if it did happen and none of the inbreeders is able to figure out how the Jews did it?
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2024 02:19 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 17, 2024 02:19 PM (NMT5x)
Bob Iger: Green light!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2024 02:19 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 02:19 PM (PYxAv)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 17, 2024 02:19 PM (MiYkN)
They called it a phone strike.
Posted by: El Mariachi at September 17, 2024 02:19 PM (ARlwA)
Posted by: Captain Obvious"
She creeped me out with that damn magic mirror.
Watching, always watching.
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2024 02:19 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2024 02:19 PM (p0AVr)
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
BREAKING - War monitor says 14 wounded in Syria in Hezbollah pager blasts
BREAKING - Hezbollah says Israel 'fully responsible' for pager blasts
BREAKING - Eight dead, 2,750 injured in Lebanon exploding pagers: minister
BREAKING - Hezbollah says probing cause of ‘simultaneous’ pager blasts
BREAKING - Hezbollah says three people killed in ‘mysterious’ Lebanon pager explosions
BREAKING - Son of Hezbollah MP killed in Lebanon pager blast: source close to group
BREAKING - Exploding pagers injure hundreds of Hezbollah members: source cutt.ly/qeTUMPOh
BREAKING - Iran ambassador to Lebanon wounded in pager explosion: state media
BREAKING - Hundreds of members of Hezbollah injured in an attack targeting the pagers of Hezbollah members. CNN reports Lebanon’s Ministry of Health has urged citizens who possess pagers to discard them and warned hospitals to be on “high alert.”
BREAKING - Iran's ambassador to Lebanon among those injured following mass explosions of personal electronic devices across Beirut — state media
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:19 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 02:19 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:20 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Derak at September 17, 2024 02:20 PM (kWsFo)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 17, 2024 02:20 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 02:20 PM (due9l)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2024 02:20 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Oldstoke at September 17, 2024 02:20 PM (lvKkc)
Well, I mean, it's percussive, involuntary gender reassignment surgery.
So, it's like a pre-trans genocide.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2024 02:20 PM (w10cF)
"Let not your body be defiled by the infidels' unholy Pager of Satan. Gird yourself with 48 percent body fat to absorb such offenses. And heed the wicked ways of Jenny at 867-5309."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2024 02:20 PM (yxhux)
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 3h
BREAKING - Hundreds of members of Hezbollah injured in an attack targeting the pagers of Hezbollah members. CNN reports Lebanon’s Ministry of Health has urged citizens who possess pagers to discard them and warned hospitals to be on “high alert.”
BREAKING - Iran's ambassador to Lebanon among those injured following mass explosions of personal electronic devices across Beirut — state media
BREAKING: Hundreds of members of Hezbollah, including fighters and medics, seriously wounded after the pagers they use to communicate exploded - video from one of the locations in Beirut, Lebanon
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4h
BREAKING - Dozens of suspected Hezbollah militants injured after their radio devices simultaneously exploded in Beirut, Lebanon, local media reports
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:20 PM (CEzQx)
Just so we are clear:
These people who tweet like this amuse me. They come off like they are making a decree, a proclamation, that cannot be questioned.
Sick fucks.
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 02:21 PM (kzqB1)
Posted by: Ace at 02:00 PM
Yup. And that is something that the geniuses in the Biden/Harris/Obama junta don't understand. They want Iran to win, and they think they can get it done pretty easily.
200 Israeli nuclear devices think differently.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2024 02:21 PM (d9fT1)
Oh, fuck off. The devices were their terrorist comms devices. This isn't a smartphone with Candy Crush on it you hand to your nephew. As far as the Hez knew, it was a direct link to other Hez members. That's something you guard with your life. You don't want to lay that down and hand someone a direct line of communication with Hez. That's how you and your fellows get killed.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:21 PM (Odg76)
Some people only learn the hard way.
"Israel causing thousands of pagers to explode across Lebanon — with zero means of even *pretending* to know who was holding the device at that specific moment, or where they were, or possible collateral damage — is, as you’d expect, a serious war crime."
So is launching an attack on innocent civilians without provocation.
Posted by: Ribbed at September 17, 2024 02:22 PM (iFMeW)
Posted by: Bumbawumba at September 17, 2024 02:22 PM (RlNHr)
Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 02:22 PM (due9l)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 02:22 PM (PYxAv)
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Does the title have religious or Christian undertones? Lot of Dems do that.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:22 PM (LCr8f)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 02:22 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (7fElN)
In a couple of weeks when they can maybe at least walk again.
Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2024 02:22 PM (Lxt9w)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 02:23 PM (PYxAv)
Once you execute the exploit, your ignorance-based advantage is gone.
Blow me up once, shame on you.
Blow me up twice, shame on me.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2024 02:23 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Israel at September 17, 2024 02:23 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:23 PM (CIS44)
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Because the finger-pointing and actual backlash as the fun and exciting new season of the Arab hit gameshow of "Who's the Jew Traitor Now?!" kicks off.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2024 02:23 PM (w10cF)
Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 02:23 PM (due9l)
Out of morbid curiosity I checked out the TikTok of that Mrs. Frazzled Lady, the one doing the gentle parenting baby voice mantra in that now infamous White Women for Kamala Zoom call.
Back in 2021 she drove by Biden's hotel and SANG TO HIM:
https://tinyurl.com/375f75zy
One of her commenters to her vid: @Wh0reial
I passed a Harris/Walz campaign bus on the road last night and whispered "I love you" hoping they felt the energy
These people are so unwell, that the DSM needs to make a new definition of what type of unwell they are. Or make TDS a real DSM classification.
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2024 02:23 PM (QAK8m)
Pagers explode at wedding in Lebanon!
Pagers explode in school in Labanon!
Pagers explode in hospital in Lebanon!
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 02:23 PM (kzqB1)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 02:24 PM (PYxAv)
It wasn’t clear what caused the devices to explode, but a Hezbollah official told The Wall Street Journal that some individuals could feel their devices heating up before detonation.
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Of course this might be false information, but if true, it makes me wonder how this was done. A small explosive charge would't do that.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2024 02:24 PM (iTNuP)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2024 02:24 PM (N2zvp)
Posted by: The Time at September 17, 2024 02:24 PM (1FWWQ)
So is launching an attack on innocent civilians without provocation.
Posted by: Ribbed at September 17, 2024 02:22 PM (iFMeW)
Nice try... Innocent.. Not
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 02:24 PM (IyPmt)
Pagers explode in school in Labanon!
Pagers explode in hospital in Lebanon!
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 02:23 PM
And baby milk factories. Don't forget them!
Posted by: Minnfdel at September 17, 2024 02:24 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 02:24 PM (due9l)
https://youtu.be/NQBPgJQhQHc
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 02:18 PM
*golf clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2024 02:25 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: just saying at September 17, 2024 02:25 PM (Uy/WF)
Posted by: Big Bomber at September 17, 2024 02:25 PM (jbnUc)
Gonna lose my legs....
Gonna lose my fingers......
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:11 PM (LCr8f)
*snort*
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at September 17, 2024 02:25 PM (JCLJi)
Until today, the U.S. Navy couldn't fully maximize its diversity, which is its strength, because its submarine crews were all male. But with the New Jersey, the world's first coed sub, the Navy can now be fully Diverse.
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at September 17, 2024 02:25 PM (jW2M4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2024 02:25 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2024 02:26 PM (ddxsZ)
-- Sugarloaf
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2024 02:26 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 17, 2024 02:26 PM (NcaYZ)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 17, 2024 02:26 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Rhennigantx at September 17, 2024 02:26 PM (DB0ns)
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But they still have their bed checked every night.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2024 02:26 PM (uoNBM)
How many high level government workers around the world are sending in their comms devices to their tech teams for teardown? I hope there are many.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:26 PM (Odg76)
I think the opposite. They should be doing even more! Do enough of these and you'll have the enemy tied up in pretzels checking every nook and cranny and too exhausted by paranoia to actually fight you. Plus, then you can start doing old tricks again once there's too many to tricks reasonably check for all the time.
Posted by: Bitblt at September 17, 2024 02:26 PM (a6Ysq)
Posted by: Mayberry Hamas at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (NXYp1)
Posted by: Faux News at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (nvKZ7)
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 17, 2024 02:26 PM (NcaYZ)
Ooops
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (IyPmt)
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Like all good grifts, the advance was large enough so they won't care if it sells one actual copy to one actual human being.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Rhennigantx at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (DB0ns)
And even if it was, he's just going to grow up and be another Hez bomber.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (fKRr8)
Posted by: Minnfdel at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: J G Wentworth at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (PYxAv)
But with the New Jersey, the world's first coed sub, the Navy can now be fully Diverse.
Oh, what did Delaware, boy, what did Delaware?
What did Delaware, boy, what did Delaware?
She wore a brand New Jersey, she wore a brand New Jersey
She wore a brand New Jersey, that's what she did wear
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (63Dwl)
Live Updates
Nine killed, 2,750 wounded in Hezbollah pager blasts across Lebanon
‘I’ve never seen one explode like that’
Senior Israeli officials meet after mass attack on Hezbollah devices
US says ‘not involved’ and ‘not aware’ of pager blasts
What we know so far about the pager explosions in Lebanon
Iran condemns ‘terrorist attack’ on Lebanon
UN voices concern for Lebanon developments
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (NFX2v)
-- Jim Croce
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (ddxsZ)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 17, 2024 02:28 PM (MiYkN)
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at September 17, 2024 02:25 PM (jW2M4)
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I foresee absolutely no problems with this.
(/s, just in case)
With a state name, that would, I think, mean that the sub is a boomer. Um...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 17, 2024 02:28 PM (VdhcA)
Pagers explode in school in Labanon!
Pagers explode in hospital in Lebanon!
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 02:23 PM
Pagers exploded in a baby milk factory!
Posted by: Beartooth at September 17, 2024 02:28 PM (WuJwx)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 17, 2024 02:28 PM (/U5Yz)
UN voices concern for Lebanon developments
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (NFX2v)
Of course they do
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 02:28 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 02:28 PM (PYxAv)
What a fantastic idea.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2024 02:28 PM (FfvIc)
Posted by: Minnfdel at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (ewjUl)
Yet.
Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2024 02:28 PM (Lxt9w)
BREAKING - Dozens of suspected Hezbollah militants injured after their radio devices simultaneously exploded in Beirut, Lebanon, local media reports
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:20 PM (CEzQx)
suspected? Hez doesn't have to hide in Lebanon, they run the joint.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2024 02:28 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Rhennigantx at September 17, 2024 02:28 PM (DB0ns)
Hmmmmmm....
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 02:28 PM (v6JzV)
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You don’t burn ops like these casually. This is the prelude to the invasion of southern Lebanon.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2024 02:28 PM (kojSG)
last time I carried a pager around I was in high school 3,000 years ago
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump Ho And Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (M7vhK)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 02:07 PM (PYxAv)
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Thread winner.
Posted by: The_Hoser at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (3qNLt)
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That will be such a comforting consolation when the US Navy gets its bell rung by the Chinese.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (N2zvp)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (IyPmt)
Seems a bit Pandora's Box to me.
Posted by: tsj017 at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (ZiGm9)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (lTGtQ)
You just show me where you want it and I'll put it where I can
I can put it in the bedroom, I can put it in the hall
I can put it in the bathroom, I can hang it on the wall --"
-- Meri Wilson, 1977
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Mossad at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (Pijte)
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (NcaYZ)
Posted by: t-bird at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (HG3pl)
It will be the must have item for the holidays for libs to show off on their coffee tables. Binding remains pristine and uncracked, the book untouched.
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at September 17, 2024 02:25 PM (jW2M4)
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Sir, we’re gonna have to pull the Jersey off the line. Half the crew is pregnant.
Fuck!
Exactly, sir.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM
Well I made myself UNcare about any of these splodey dopes in Hellzballess.
Posted by: Minnfdel at September 17, 2024 02:30 PM (ewjUl)
last time I carried a pager around I was in high school 3,000 years ago
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger
The only people who need pagers are doctors and drug dealers.
-My Mom Circa 1996
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:30 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Rex B at September 17, 2024 02:30 PM (592Pr)
Posted by: Marty at September 17, 2024 02:30 PM (zpNiR)
Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2024 02:22 PM (Lxt9w)
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They won't care about that. They'll only care that their MANHOOD IS GONE! They won't be able to rape women and children anymore, either in this life or the next.
That is their sense of identity.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2024 02:30 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Oldstoke at September 17, 2024 02:30 PM (lvKkc)
Seems a bit Pandora's Box to me.
Posted by: tsj017
Lithium polymer batteries go boom when shorted.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 17, 2024 02:30 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 17, 2024 02:30 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 02:31 PM (pohLc)
-- ELO
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2024 02:31 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Beartooth at September 17, 2024 02:31 PM (WuJwx)
Well, I can't read the number that you just gave me
There's something in my eyes, you know it happens every time
I think it's probably my flying balls
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:31 PM (CEzQx)
All around the Mulberry Bush,
The monkey chased the weasel.
The monkey stopped to pull up his sock,
Pop! goes the weasel.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 02:31 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: J G Wentworth at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (PYxAv)
LMAO
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:31 PM (LCr8f)
That is their sense of identity.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at S
You forgot goats.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:31 PM (CIS44)
-- Jim Croce
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Telephone Line
- ELO
Hello
- Adele
I just called to say I love you
-- Stevie Wonder
(perhaps my favorite today)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2024 02:31 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2024 02:31 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2024 02:32 PM (91ZQd)
Apparently, more reliable than cellphones in disaster areas, etc.. so a lot of emergency personnel use them?
And terrorist organizations, too, we've learned today. . .
Posted by: Mossad at September 17, 2024 02:32 PM (Pijte)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2024 02:32 PM (FuOUg)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 02:32 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 02:27 PM (NFX2v)
Of course they do
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 02:28 PM (IyPmt)
No concerns about arming Gaza for 25 years though.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2024 02:32 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2024 02:32 PM (Lxt9w)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 02:32 PM (v6JzV)
yeah, seems very low. But they always lie about their stats. I'd guess a lot would bleed out before enough help could arrive, but haven't seen what kind of wounds the pagers made.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2024 02:33 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Too bad there wasnt a secondary device to take out the "aid workers"
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:33 PM (CIS44)
Gonna lose my legs....
Gonna lose my fingers......
Posted by: ..
You put your one foot in
You put your one foot out
You put your one foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about
Oh, hokey, hokey pokey
Oh, hokey, hokey pokey
Oh, hokey, hokey pokey
That's what it's all about
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 17, 2024 02:33 PM (fKRr8)
All around the Mulberry Bush,
The monkey chased the weasel.
The monkey stopped to pull up his sock,
Pop! goes the weasel.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024
***
"The line broke,
The terrorist choked,
And they went to see Allah in a little rowboat!
Chop chop!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2024 02:33 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Beartooth
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Has anyone checked on The Squad?
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 17, 2024 02:33 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: Jenny at September 17, 2024 02:16 PM (VGOMa)
***
777-9311
Posted by: The Time at September 17, 2024 02:24 PM (1FWWQ)
***
!-877-KARS-FOR-KIDS
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 17, 2024 02:33 PM (1FWWQ)
Banana Phone?
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (kzqB1)
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"Yes, We No Longer Have Bananas!"
Posted by: The_Hoser at September 17, 2024 02:33 PM (3qNLt)
Will the sick bay have an ob-gyn ward?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2024 02:33 PM (/y8xj)
BREAKING - Girl killed in Lebanon by exploding pager: family, source close to Hezbollah
Druze girls in north Israel killed by Hezbollah rockets, *yawn*
Posted by: gKWVE at September 17, 2024 02:33 PM (gKWVE)
-- Jim Croce
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Telephone Line
- ELO
Hello
- Adele
I just called to say I love you
-- Stevie Wonder
-- - - -
"Reach out and touch someone!"
-- AT and T
Posted by: Mossad at September 17, 2024 02:33 PM (Pijte)
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Green glass? So you're saying there's a chance?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 17, 2024 02:33 PM (ISYdD)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 17, 2024 02:34 PM (VdhcA)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 17, 2024 02:34 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2024
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What a shame.
I guess only a miracle can save 'em.
Anyway . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2024 02:34 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2024 02:34 PM (FuOUg)
But it's going to be less cool when it's done to phones of Americans. Which it surely will be.
Posted by: djinn, bottle, some assembly required at September 17, 2024 02:34 PM (h/5hh)
Gonna lose my legs....
Gonna lose my fingers......
Posted by: ...
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LOL!
This is how I'll hear it from now on.
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 17, 2024 02:34 PM (iZbyp)
"My only reservation is that any brilliant cover operation can usually only be executed once. You rely on the target not even knowing that your exploit is even a possibility. Once you execute the exploit, your ignorance-based advantage is gone. Hezballah and all other terrorists now know to check their electronic devices regularly."
Actually, Mossad has pulled this number on Hez commanders quite a few times over the last 20 years, but it's always been against single targets. Doing them en masse is the new wrinkle on the technique.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2024 02:34 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:35 PM (LCr8f)
Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 02:35 PM (due9l)
Apparently, more reliable than cellphones in disaster areas, etc.. so a lot of emergency personnel use them?
And terrorist organizations, too, we've learned today. . .
Posted by: Mossad
Easier for volunteer fire departments to dial one number and activate two dozen pagers than to try & call everyone or phone tree tag every one.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 17, 2024 02:35 PM (fKRr8)
"Hundreds of Hezballah Terrorists Hurt By Online Hate Speech and Israel Remotely Detonating Their pagers"
Does there workman's comp cover that?
Posted by: Potato of the United States at September 17, 2024 02:35 PM (yhNO3)
Posted by: Oddbob
This is gonna change the short-arm inspections after liberty - I can tell you that.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2024 02:35 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Howard Sprague at September 17, 2024 02:35 PM (CV8a5)
Nine killed, 2,750 wounded in Hezbollah pager blasts across Lebanon
Only 9 ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (IyPmt)
-
That gives me an idea for another song inspiration:
https://youtu.be/PQCTiOYeoJo
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 02:36 PM (LgsNJ)
Posted by: djinn, bottle, some assembly required at September 17, 2024 02:34 PM (h/5hh)
It would have to be new phones and luckily I can't afford a new one
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 02:36 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: The_Hoser at September 17, 2024 02:36 PM (3qNLt)
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 17, 2024 02:36 PM (iFTx/)
Train them to fly to Jerusalem.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2024 02:36 PM (91ZQd)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2024 02:36 PM (FuOUg)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2024 02:36 PM (N2zvp)
Posted by: Buttigig at September 17, 2024 02:36 PM (WXNFJ)
Same. Apparently, a virus that "shocks" the battery into a thermal runaway situation causing it to rapidly overheat and go boom.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 17, 2024 02:37 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 02:35 PM (due9l)
Shhh. And ixnay on the anannabay in the ailpipetay icktray.
Posted by: Mossad at September 17, 2024 02:37 PM (i24o9)
"Papa Needs A Brand New Bag"
Posted by: The_Hoser at
Like a colostomy bag?
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:37 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: torabora
We three kings of Orient are
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar.
It was loaded, it exploded...
We two kings of Orient are...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 02:37 PM (v6JzV)
Someone here noted they don't send a signal, just receive. So can't be used as a tracking device. (except for the 'splodey part)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2024 02:38 PM (Cus5s)
LMAO, yeah, OK, sure.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 02:32 PM (i24o9)
Related: Democrats condemn the Trump assassins
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:38 PM (LCr8f)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 02:38 PM (IyPmt)
Will the sick bay have an ob-gyn ward?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2024 02:33 PM (/y8xj)
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A "Planned Parenthood" abortion mill.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 17, 2024 02:38 PM (MKYyq)
Posted by: creeper at September 17, 2024 02:38 PM (M6moH)
Posted by: djinn, bottle, some assembly required at September 17, 2024 02:34 PM (h/5hh)
It would have to be new phones and luckily I can't afford a new one
Posted by: It's me donna
AT&T just notified me that my phone was paid off and fid I want to upgrade to an iPhone 16?
You dipshits. You just texted someone who held onto his 6 until the 13 came out and apps on the 6 no longer worked. 😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 17, 2024 02:38 PM (fKRr8)
Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (Lxt9w)
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Imagine the fights over the temperature.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (CIS44)
While Hezbollah is a Iranian proxy (sort of like the NRA is a Russian Proxy), it is not officially the Shia representative within the Lebanese government. So, does Israel have permission from the government of Lebanon to target Hezbollah when Hezbollah fires rocket into Israel?
Pretty brilliant. Someone had to distribute vulnerable pagers to the bad guys in advance. Can't wait to learn more about how they did it.
They weren't targeted to just "bad guys". We know at least one child was killed.
8 dead 2800 injured. The dead and wounded include children. This is against the rules of war.
Hezbolla is at war with Israel so Israel is at war with them. So you think it's okay if they drop bombs on them to kill them but not pagers? Which do you think would wound or kill more nearby civilians?
This was a terror attack. You cannot target a civilian population for death and destruction like this.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (LgsNJ)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2024 02:38 PM (Cus5s)
Just follow the entrails
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (LCr8f)
Posted by: reason at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (J/AWM)
"Papa Needs A Brand New
Posted by: The_Hoser at September 17, 2024
***
Fixed
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (5dsPO)
Posted by: American Hawkman at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (9VDxG)
You dipshits. You just texted someone who held onto his 6 until the 13 came out and apps on the 6 no longer worked. 😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 17, 2024 02:38 PM (fKRr
They'll break that soon enough for you.
Posted by: Mossad at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: creeper at September 17, 2024 02:38 PM (M6moH)
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1-800-KABLUEY
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (VdhcA)
People are tying it together. He's left a treasure trove of clues behind.
Posted by: t-bird at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (jnR6n)
Next: exploding cigarettes.
Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 02:35 PM (due9l)
Riiiiiiight *makes wanking motion with fist*
Posted by: Zombie Fidel Castro at September 17, 2024 02:40 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Candidus at September 17, 2024 02:40 PM (zAh2S)
There's been stories of Apple phones overheating at night, and the batteries causing them to explode next to their owners in bed, causing serious burns. It was making me think about what to do to change that it's not on my nightstand table, but I can still reach it to hit snooze on my alarms in the mornings.
(And no, don't give me sensible advice like getting an analog alarm clock to hit snooze on, like a peasant! )
But if batteries can do that, possibly something could trigger it. And yes, this was a plot twist in the very dumb new Jackpot film.
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2024 02:40 PM (6ZeoQ)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (JCZqz)
October 7th
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 02:40 PM (IyPmt)
No, but a freak accident caused Eric Swalwell's fart to spontaneously combust.
Posted by: Ribbed at September 17, 2024 02:40 PM (B0mGw)
The alone phone, when the family's home.....
Posted by: The Bell System at September 17, 2024 02:40 PM (CV8a5)
Israel will be mapping out injuries, hospital admissions, social media posts, electronic communications, news footage, and medical records, linking them all to people who had these pagers today. Forget the injuries and deaths; Israel just created a massive and growing trove of information about both known and previously unknown Hezbollah militants, as well as their supporters, partners, friends, family members, colleagues, workplaces, vehicles, and homes.
They just created an incredibly dense and *up-to-date* social graph of an entire terrorist network, across Lebanon as well as neighboring countries. It is incredible what they just did.
(Imagine being in a dark room with a massive Christmas tree in it. The tree has thousands of electric lights strewn all over it, but they’re unlit because the wall plug is not plugged into the wall socket.)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 17, 2024 02:41 PM (t/2Uw)
Here's a video recap of some of the court documents more salacious claims.
http://tiny.cc/37emzz
Apparently Diddy had hidden cameras in every room of all of his properties. Diddy had video of actors, athletes, and music industry people engaging in all sorts of illegal activities. One of his specialties was to promise favors to straight-ish men if they'd engage in gay sex. Then he'd use the gay sex videos to blackmail them.
There's even video of a shooting in the bathroom. The cops arrived and didn't charge anyone! They documented it as a drive-by.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:41 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: torabora
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Along with itching powder.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (LgsNJ
Posted by: Mossad at September 17, 2024 02:41 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 02:41 PM (v6JzV)
(And no, don't give me sensible advice like getting an analog alarm clock to hit snooze on, like a peasant! )
But if batteries can do that, possibly something could trigger it. And yes, this was a plot twist in the very dumb new Jackpot film.
Posted by: LizLem
Remember the Galaxys that were catching fire and couldnt be taken on planes for a hot minute?
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:41 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2024 02:41 PM (91ZQd)
But if batteries can do that, possibly something could trigger it. And yes, this was a plot twist in the very dumb new Jackpot film.
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2024 02:40 PM (6ZeoQ)
I use tablets for the alarm clocks by the bed. Phone is elsewhere.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2024 02:41 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 02:41 PM (NFX2v)
I hope everyone has their tickets to Failure Theater by now.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 17, 2024 02:41 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2024 02:42 PM (XF2fQ)
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Isn't this really the story of the modern Republican Party?
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:42 PM (LCr8f)
You just show me where you want it and I'll put it where I can
I can put it in the bedroom, I can put it in the hall
I can put it in the bathroom, I can hang it on the wall
And you put it on top of the pole!
Posted by: Oliver Wendell Douglas at September 17, 2024 02:42 PM (63Dwl)
Now ignore for a moment there is no need to make teen characters sexual in a DISNEY movie.
I wonder if part of the reason friendships are on the decline is that the FNM tells us you can only like someone if you want to have sex with them.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2024 02:42 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2024 02:42 PM (91ZQd)
All around the Mulberry Bush,
The monkey chased the weasel.
The monkey stopped to pull up his sock,
Pop! goes the weasel.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 02:31 PM (i24o9)
All around the Mulberry Bush,
The goat was chased by Faisal.
When the goat stopped to block that cock,
Pop! goes our Faisal.
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 17, 2024 02:42 PM (NMT5x)
Oh, I didn't know that.
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2024 02:42 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 17, 2024 02:43 PM (NcaYZ)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2024 02:41 PM (n7h9X)
Same types of batteries, same potential for fire. Keeping it off the charger while you sleep is a potential mitigation.
Posted by: Mossad at September 17, 2024 02:43 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Is it a musical?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 02:43 PM (v6JzV)
I hope everyone has their tickets to Failure Theater by now.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 17, 2024 02:41 PM (/U5Yz)
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Gimme a twist on things. Actually get it to pass and have the Senate kill it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 17, 2024 02:43 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (kgE5c)
Call Me, by Blondie
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 17, 2024 02:07 PM (k9OZB)
Sugarloaf - don't call us, we'll call you
Look for the black and white stop-action video of an old-style dial phone being assembled..
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 17, 2024 02:43 PM (QGaXH)
This is how hollywood and the music industry works.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2024 02:43 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2024 02:39 PM (JCZqz)
October 7th
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 02:40 PM (IyPmt)
You also can't put military installations in civilian areas to hide behind them.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (n7h9X)
The goat was chased by Faisal.
When the goat stopped to block that cock,
Pop! goes our Faisal.
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 17, 2024 02:42 PM (NMT5x)
Well done.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: gKWVE at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (P7Iz+)
(Well, actually, she died of abortion - twins, so a triple homicide.)
First paragraphs notes that they finally found one, and she was black! Reportorial priorities -- this story is not about a poor woman dying, it is about them finding a black woman's political death.
- She decided to kill the twins, but the "very day" she passed the 6 week mark, the ban was passed.
Huh? How would anyone know with such accuracy? (unless it is a lie.)
- Never mind, she drove 4 hours out of state and killed the twins.
She got sepsis. Was very sick and since they are very vague on details I assume she delayed treatment and only went to hospital after passing out.
- Next day hospital performed D&C, and she died on operating table.
They (again, vaguely) assert that they treatment "could" have been delayed because the doctors were cautious in light of the ban. But that would be malpractice since she was NOT now pregnant and needed the D&C to save her life. Why would they hesitate?
So she died of,.... abortion. Yet they are now selling this as death by SCOTUS
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (IrCeY)
But I'm no expert, and I didn't sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Posted by: spindrift at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (OguvZ)
Israel will be mapping out injuries, hospital admissions, social media posts, electronic communications, news footage, and medical records, linking them all to people who had these pagers today. Forget the injuries and deaths; Israel just created a massive and growing trove of information about both known and previously unknown Hezbollah militants, as well as their supporters, partners, friends, family members, colleagues, workplaces, vehicles, and homes.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Thanks
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (5dsPO)
(And no, don't give me sensible advice like getting an analog alarm clock to hit snooze on, like a peasant! )
But if batteries can do that, possibly something could trigger it. And yes, this was a plot twist in the very dumb new Jackpot film.
Posted by: LizLem
Fully charge it before going to bed. Don't plug it in when you do.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (fKRr8)
Nine killed, 2,750 wounded in Hezbollah pager blasts across Lebanon
Only 9 ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (IyPmt)
Like a toepopper landmine - meant to take a chunk of meat out and slow the enemy down.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:42 PM (LCr8f)
———-
Yes, and blackmail from their Chinese wife/lover/nanny.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (NcaYZ)
Oct 7th is forgotten, but DU is brimming with Karens now trying to enforce the rules of war.
These people cannot be satired, they are such clowns.
Ghouls and clowns.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (Pijte)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (RIvkX)
But, spoiler alert: He won't
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (oZhjI)
No, but a freak accident caused Eric Swalwell's fart to spontaneously combust.
Posted by: Ribbed at September 17, 2024 02:40 PM (B0mGw)
Helpful tip: don't flick your Bic after giving your favorite goat a Dutch Oven
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Dave's not here, man at September 17, 2024 02:45 PM (raPis)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 02:45 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Roberto at September 17, 2024 02:45 PM (QUC63)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (Odg76)
That guy? I'm surprised Diddy even needed to ask.
Posted by: gaydar at September 17, 2024 02:45 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (IrCeY)
Seems like poetic justice to me
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 02:45 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (Odg76)
Don't show me the cunny!
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 17, 2024 02:46 PM (RXJdG)
Been popular here at the HQ lately.
Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 02:46 PM (due9l)
The Zero Hedge commenters who insist tranny madness is a Joo plot are gonna be insufferable now.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2024 02:46 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (Odg76)
***
*Nervous laughter*
Posted by: Will Smith at September 17, 2024 02:46 PM (1FWWQ)
Advice: Put your phone in Airplane Mode when you charge it -- speeds up the charging considerably, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2024 02:46 PM (Pijte)
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 17, 2024 02:47 PM (NcaYZ)
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Isn't this really the story of the modern Republican Party?
Posted by: ...
The bitch set me up!
Posted by: David French, channeling Marion Barry at September 17, 2024 02:47 PM (JCZqz)
Lucian Grainge, CEO of Universal Music Group is named in the court docs as a co-conspirator with Diddy. Universal Music Group is a MONSTER in the music scene. They're worth north of $50 billion.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:47 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2024 02:32 PM
Here we go Sepsis, here we go! Here we go Sepsis here we go!
Posted by: Minnfdel at September 17, 2024 02:47 PM (ewjUl)
Here's a video recap of some of the court documents more salacious claims.
http://tiny.cc/37emzz
Apparently Diddy had hidden cameras in every room of all of his properties. Diddy had video of actors, athletes, and music industry people engaging in all sorts of illegal activities. One of his specialties was to promise favors to straight-ish men if they'd engage in gay sex. Then he'd use the gay sex videos to blackmail them.
There's even video of a shooting in the bathroom. The cops arrived and didn't charge anyone! They documented it as a drive-by.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:41 PM (Odg76)
_______
I'm following it but don't believe 90% of it. Anything is possible, but I think the truth is he was just another bored rich guy who thought he could get away with anything (because he had been getting away with everything).
All this cloak and dagger seems very far fetched. I remind everyone that all this was happening for years -- if not decades -- and suddenly became very important and worthy of LE time and attention about 45 seconds after some big-money lawsuits were filed.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 17, 2024 02:47 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2024 02:47 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Minnfdel at September 17, 2024 02:48 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 02:48 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: David French, channeling Marion Barry at September 17, 2024 02:47 PM (JCZqz)
David there is no such thing as lady penis - this should have been a dead giveaway.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2024 02:48 PM (oZhjI)
LOL: While Hezbollah is a Iranian proxy (sort of like the NRA is a Russian Proxy)
On a side note, I like how DU is on the brink of civil war over Israel.
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 02:48 PM (kzqB1)
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 17, 2024 02:36 PM (iFTx/)
Heh. Activated when put in back pocket or near mouth.
Good opportunity to trademark a new name, an arabized version of semtex or something.
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 17, 2024 02:48 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2024 02:49 PM (7fVdQ)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 17, 2024 02:49 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (Pijte)
——————-
Cry havoc and let slip the Karens of war!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2024 02:49 PM (u73oe)
@monsterhunter45
·
44m
Did anybody check on Ilhan Omar to make sure her pager is okay?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 17, 2024 02:49 PM (EGSGm)
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 17, 2024 02:49 PM (NcaYZ)
Lucian Grainge, CEO of Universal Music Group is named in the court docs as a co-conspirator with Diddy. Universal Music Group is a MONSTER in the music scene. They're worth north of $50 billion.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:47 PM (Odg76)
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I continue to believe this is all a big money grab. Diddy and Grainge are almost certainly yuge scumbags, but so are 99% of people in this industry.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 17, 2024 02:49 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (Odg76)
That guy? I'm surprised Diddy even needed to ask.
Posted by: gaydar
I tricked him with my Bre'r Rabbit impersonation. "Please suh, whateva you do, don't throw me into that homo patch!"
Works every time.
Posted by: Cuba Gooding Jr. at September 17, 2024 02:49 PM (JCZqz)
I don't see this as needlessly burning a capability. However this was done, the capability itself had a shelf life. It would be a mater of time before the exploit was lost, due to being discovered, or from updates to procurement, or from changes in equipment manufacture.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2024 02:50 PM (biznJ)
Probably induces heart attack in the fatties.
Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 02:50 PM (due9l)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2024 02:50 PM (I1GXe)
Can you even blackmail someone in the "entertainment" industry with that anymore?
Seems like it would open doors.
Posted by: spindrift at September 17, 2024 02:50 PM (OguvZ)
Posted by: washrivergal at September 17, 2024 02:50 PM (UprOq)
Puffy: "I need you to suck a particular dick at a location of my choosing. I'll be there for you later."
Dum Dums: "This could never backfire!"
Posted by: Really?!? at September 17, 2024 02:51 PM (NehaE)
Lucian Grainge, CEO of Universal Music Group is named in the court docs as a co-conspirator with Diddy. Universal Music Group is a MONSTER in the music scene. They're worth north of $50 billion.
- - -
So. . . what about David Geffen? He's allegedly like Weinstein and Diddy, but he is connected.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2024 02:51 PM (Pijte)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 17, 2024 02:51 PM (QGaXH)
Isn't that pretty much what everyone suspected Epstein was doing on behalf of the CIA?
Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2024 02:51 PM (2ocoG)
And I'll give you an example - Arianna Grande started on a Nickelodeon show with Jennette McCurdy where they were co-stars
Jennette was asked to have sex with the producer. She said no and Nick killed her career. Arianna? After that show she went on to bigger and bigger hits. With talents no more notable then Jennette.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2024 02:51 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Minnfdel at September 17, 2024 02:51 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 02:52 PM (due9l)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott
Rumored to be a who did it and ran.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 17, 2024 02:52 PM (/U5Yz)
Anyway, one reason the GOPe might not engage in this sort of blackmail is that these pols are so thirsty that everyone's seen their Grindr profiles already. People like Kinzinger do the DNC's bidding because they actually believe in the DNC.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 17, 2024 02:52 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Minnfdel at September 17, 2024 02:52 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: 18-1 a
But she's Glinda the Good Witch.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:53 PM (CIS44)
Lucian Grainge, CEO of Universal Music Group is named in the court docs as a co-conspirator with Diddy. Universal Music Group is a MONSTER in the music scene. They're worth north of $50 billion.
- - -
So. . . what about David Geffen? He's allegedly like Weinstein and Diddy, but he is connected.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2024 02:51 PM (Pijte)
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He is openly gay so he'll get a pass. Once upon a time I represented clients in a case he was involved with. Very smart guy. Machiavellian as all fuck.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 17, 2024 02:53 PM (iFTx/)
Whatever this is, it's not the battery. Lithium batteries cause fires, they don't explode. Even when smashed in a hydraulic press. Mossad probably added some Vitamin C4 or something similar.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2024 02:53 PM (2ocoG)
You dipshits. You just texted someone who held onto his 6 until the 13 came out and apps on the 6 no longer worked. 😂😂😂
======
My wife wants me to upgrade my 12 because mine doesn't notify me when I get texts. I told her that's a feature, not a bug.
Posted by: Turn 2 at September 17, 2024 02:53 PM (cbnnS)
Dr. Abdullah to the white courtesy ph... BOOM
Posted by: WTH at September 17, 2024 02:53 PM (v0R5T)
>>How did Routh fund his trips from Hawaii to Ukraine (during a war) to FL and elsewhere. Is anyone trying to follow the money?
Agent Johnson: We're all over it. ** Pulls out jar of mustard and pours it on chest. **
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2024 02:53 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2024 02:54 PM (u73oe)
https://tinyurl.com/2dszs5vy
more and more every day. (cue dancing girl emoji)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 17, 2024 02:54 PM (t/2Uw)
Is a Glory Boner a Schadenboner that deservedly lasts more than four hours?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 17, 2024 02:54 PM (HlyYF)
The producer Lil Rod brought evidence and accusations that were the wedge to open everything up. Before that, nobody would testify.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:54 PM (Odg76)
----------------
Hello, it's me
I'm not at home
If you'd like to reach me
LEAVE ME ALONE!
You know a change
Would do you good ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 17, 2024 02:54 PM (yF3jG)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:42 PM (LCr8f)
We need to have the Epstein client list and the congressman sexual abuse slush fund list of names released to the public. And all blackmail footage Pelosi has. Free the Lindsay Grahams of the world to finally be open about who they are.
(Interesting conspiracy theory that Graham was invited to the gold club that day to play with Trump, as was hannnity. So they both knew in advance he'd be there.)
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2024 02:54 PM (Czo7Y)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2024 02:54 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: t-bird at September 17, 2024 02:54 PM (7FFC8)
Posted by: Turn 2
Also, always turn off "read receipts"
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:54 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 17, 2024 02:54 PM (gfztU)
Posted by: Picric at September 17, 2024 02:54 PM (13tTk)
Short version. They cannot. Lithium batteries will generally cause quick, fast moving fires. This is most likely a thin polymer shape charge. Make of that what you may.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2024 02:55 PM (WT51m)
Posted by: m at September 17, 2024 02:55 PM (64Zez)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2024 02:55 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2024 02:55 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Second time today I've seen this reference. Where's it from?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 02:55 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 02:55 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2024 02:50 PM
I think my youngest daughter must only get paid with "thermite dollars" at her job.
That money seems to immediately burn a hole in her pocket!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 17, 2024 02:56 PM (HlyYF)
Prepping the battle space. Just like this.
Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 02:56 PM (due9l)
Posted by: gKWVE at September 17, 2024 02:56 PM (gKWVE)
Someone already has - read "The Passengers" by John Marrs.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2024 02:56 PM (Pijte)
1. The store is very well stocked, so the lying media stories about starving palis is proven false.
2. The terrorists getting their balls blown off is funny.
Mostly the terrorists getting their balls blown off .
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2024 02:56 PM (IDphi)
Posted by: WTH at September 17, 2024 02:56 PM (v0R5T)
Glory, glory, what a bo-ner.
Posted by: Doof at September 17, 2024 02:57 PM (RhGG0)
Posted by: It's me donna at September
There are pictures of Trump with him at some party, but honestly, this guy was big in both music and fashion. I imagine there are a lot of people with him in pictures. Kamala wasn’t a big deal, she wasn’t a star or in the entertainment business (in the traditional sense), however Dougie represents these guys…he may have some pictures floating around out there.
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2024 02:57 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Julia Roberts at September 17, 2024 02:57 PM (4SKzt)
Short version. They cannot. Lithium batteries will generally cause quick, fast moving fires. This is most likely a thin polymer shape charge. Make of that what you may.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2024 02:55 PM (WT51m)
It's a good thing iPhones are made in a secure place like China, where they could never be compromised in a similar way.
Posted by: LOLing Past The Cemetery at September 17, 2024 02:57 PM (NehaE)
Posted by: Piper a
He's probably in the videos.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 02:57 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Xipe Tote
The just reminded me of "Pop Goes the World" by Men Without Hats....or hands and legs
Posted by: Rex B at September 17, 2024 02:57 PM (592Pr)
Posted by: Towel-Head with Persistent Ringing in the Ears at September 17, 2024 02:57 PM (t1fZA)
I don't quite understand the point. They don't have to be exceptionally bad compared to everyone else for me to cheer their downfall. I'd cheer the downfall of absolutely anyone doing what Diddy and others are accused of doing.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 02:57 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 17, 2024 02:56 PM (HlyYF)
Seems to be a sex related characteristic. Money burn gene attached to that second "X".
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 02:58 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2024 02:58 PM (IDphi)
Husband suggested the Neon Trees' "It Started with a Whisper," which we both liked.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at September 17, 2024 02:58 PM (FEVMW)
Do we really think they are competent to do that? No way.
Any terrorist with an ounce of brains, which was a rarity even before today's operation, will have his children and his catamites handle all his communications.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2024 02:58 PM (7fVdQ)
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 17, 2024 02:58 PM (f1kZG)
----
And clearly not from the out of state abortionist's [or "clinic"] incompetence.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:59 PM (CEzQx)
Also the FNM: In the news today another top figure in the entertainment industry was arrested for forcing people to have sex with him and blackmailing them
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2024 02:59 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2024 02:59 PM (Pijte)
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2024 02:59 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 17, 2024 02:56 PM (HlyYF)
Seems to be a sex related characteristic. Money burn gene attached to that second "X".
Posted by: Xipe Totec
Not my wife. Her motto is, "It's not how much you make, it's how much you keep."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 02:59 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: gKWVE at September 17, 2024
***
I cannot comment at this time.
Posted by: Agent Rattus rattus at September 17, 2024 02:59 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 17, 2024 02:54 PM (gfztU)
Kill Achmed?
And get the imam as well.
Posted by: Queensryche forbidden lyrics at September 17, 2024 02:59 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
Just push the right software update.
Msybe lock the doors before cooking off a tesla battery.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 17, 2024 02:59 PM (/lPRQ)
Incidentally, does this lend more credence to the wacky conspiracy theory that manufacturers design their products to break soon after the warranty period has passed?
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 03:00 PM (kzqB1)
I forgot to include the last line....
(imagine plugging it back in and watching all the lights come back on)
There were also explosions in Syria.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 17, 2024 03:00 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 02:59 PM (v6JzV)
Buddy, you have a keeper.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 03:00 PM (pohLc)
Expect more surprises.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2024 03:00 PM (uoNBM)
Posted by: Archer
Bongino was talking about Routh's Iranian/Pakistani connection on his show today.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 03:01 PM (v6JzV)
1. The store is very well stocked, so the lying media stories about starving palis is proven false.
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2024 02:56 PM
Archer,
I think it was only Hezbollah in Lebanon getting blown up.
They are Pali adjacent.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 17, 2024 03:01 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 17, 2024 03:01 PM (uBBbP)
Short version. They cannot. Lithium batteries will generally cause quick, fast moving fires. This is most likely a thin polymer shape charge. Make of that what you may.
Posted by: Marcus T
Circuit board made out of Semtex.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 17, 2024 03:01 PM (fKRr8)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2024 03:01 PM (uoNBM)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 03:01 PM (v6JzV)
Husband suggested the Neon Trees' "It Started with a Whisper," which we both liked.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at September 17, 2024 02:58 PM (FEVMW)
ELO's "Telephone Line"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2024 03:01 PM (x0n13)
*squirms nervously*
Posted by: Julia Roberts
I think it's obvious where her talents lie.
Posted by: Mouth like a bass at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (JCZqz)
Anything manufactured in this way, especially on an industrial scale would be discovered rather quickly and categorized as explosives. That is the way it is for anything manufactured with the sources needed to cause an explosion. The devices in question had a very specific purpose to a very specific group of people. It’s pretty easy to corrupt those devices at manufacture.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (WT51m)
They can just lock the doors and drive it off a bridge.
Posted by: t-bird at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (7FFC8)
Posted by: The Beatles at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (VGRuw)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 02:07 PM (PYxAv)
How *do* you do it, garrett?
Posted by: m at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (64Zez)
Posted by: Skip
I hate it when we have so much to do.
Posted by: FBI "Special" Agent at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (v0R5T)
ELO's "Telephone Line"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2024 03:01 PM (x0n13)
Great song…
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (PCK5/)
100% agreed. I've seen videos of 18650 batteries in the pockets of vape enthusiasts that blow up. There's a lot of light and it's a fast fire. They don't pop like what we see in the video.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (Odg76)
"After Georgia implemented its six-week abortion ban, she traveled to North Carolina, where abortion is allowed past 20 weeks. She took mifepristone and misoprostol, but complications arose, and she began bleeding severely. A dilation and curettage (D&C) procedure was needed to remove remaining fetal tissue and prevent sepsis. However, the North Carolina clinic could not perform the D&C as Thurman was not a resident nearby.
Thurman was eventually taken to a hospital in the suburbs of Atlanta. Despite showing signs of infection, she did not receive the D&C until the next day, leading to her death during surgery. ProPublica reported that the Georgia maternal mortality review committee found that an earlier D&C could have likely prevented her death."
>20 weeks & she got the "abortion pills" from GA??!! What was her health prior? Any other medications in routine use? Ultrasound to verify fetal age? What was her weight prior to receiving the abortion pills?
They're so full of crap. Hurray for the abortion pills! Hurray for later stage abortions! You're mean if you require an clinic, drs to have hospital admission rights to hospital @ reasonable distance, etc.
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (mGdQO)
I remember being baffled when his career was sky high after Jerry Maguire and As Good As It Gets, and then it cratered. Snow Dogs wasn't THAT bad. But there's a lot of cloak and dagger maneuvering in the background to make or break stars, completely separate from their talent. I'd wondered if he got caught in that firing line.
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2024 03:03 PM (mUqoJ)
*squirms nervously*
Posted by: Julia Roberts
- - - -
I recall seeing Aiana Grande "act" on Nickelodeon.
I thought she was brain damaged.
She can sing, but yiiiiiikes, she makes Julia Roberts look brilliant.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2024 03:03 PM (Pijte)
Posted by: The Beatles at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (VGRuw)
Knew it was too easy. Didn't see the comments at 95 & 256
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 17, 2024 03:03 PM (VGRuw)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Second time today I've seen this reference. Where's it from?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 02:55 PM (v6JzV)
Anmal House. "Im the mustard man!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2024 03:03 PM (x0n13)
1. The store is very well stocked, so the lying media stories about starving palis is proven false.
2. The terrorists getting their balls blown off is funny.
Mostly the terrorists getting their balls blown off .
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2024 02:56 PM (IDphi)
Hezbollah is not in Gaza, but Lebanon.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2024 03:03 PM (n7h9X)
Down this long distance line tonight --"
Posted by: John Waite at September 17, 2024 03:03 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: WillowViney at September 17, 2024 03:04 PM (d3MA1)
"Say, Achmed, where did you get that cool iPhone protector?"
Posted by: t-bird at September 17, 2024 03:04 PM (WWBBV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 02:55 PM (v6JzV)
Anmal House. "Im the mustard man!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Thanks. I've never seen more than a few minutes of that movie.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 03:04 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 17, 2024 03:05 PM (+oR7L)
Gonna lose my legs....
Gonna lose my fingers......
Posted by: ...
It's quite simple.
The toe bone's connected to the foot bone,
The foot bone's connected to the ankle bone,
The ankle bone's connected to the leg bone,
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 17, 2024 03:05 PM (L/fGl)
She took mifepristone and misoprostol, but complications arose, and she began bleeding severely.
A little scant on the details, there, Fake News cnn.
"Complications?" What complications? What is the exact timeline of events? Does this person even exist?
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 03:05 PM (kzqB1)
They're so full of crap. Hurray for the abortion pills! Hurray for later stage abortions! You're mean if you require an clinic, drs to have hospital admission rights to hospital @ reasonable distance, etc.
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (NFX2v)
The abortion pill just gives you a home miscarriage. Women usually go to the hospital if that happens naturally, because it is dangerous.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2024 03:05 PM (n7h9X)
During thermal runaway what primarily happens is a rapid super heating of the battery, which causes what you saw. There may be some popping, but not the explosions seen in these latest videos. Those are detonations.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2024 03:06 PM (WT51m)
Posted by: Here Kitty...yum at September 17, 2024 03:06 PM (HXlzW)
The foot bone's connected to the ankle bone,
The ankle bone's connected to the leg bone,
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 17, 2024
***
Not for long!
Posted by: Mossad at September 17, 2024 03:06 PM (J2vNu)
Sky News Arabia quotes sources saying that today’s large-scale pager attack in Lebanon was possible because the Mossad spy agency got hold of Hezbollah’s communication devices before they were handed over to the terror group.
The Israeli spy agency placed a quantity of PETN, a highly explosive material, on the batteries of the devices, and detonated them by raising the temperature of the batteries from afar, the source says.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 17, 2024 03:06 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 03:07 PM (pohLc)
http://tiny.cc/z9emzz
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 03:07 PM (Odg76)
But Edward Snowden posted on X that Israel shouldn't have done this because a Hezbollah terrorist could have been driving a car, and thus a car could have crashed and hit civilians. Or little kids could have been standing next to terrorists. His conclusion:
"Indistinguishable from terrorism."
Pound sand, Edward Snowden. Go back to the embassy.
Posted by: mr_jack at September 17, 2024 03:07 PM (LNPSJ)
At 8-9 weeks pregnant, it works about 94-96% of the time.
At 9-10 weeks pregnant, it works about 91-93% of the time.
If you take an extra dose of misoprostol, it works about 99% of the time.
At 10-11 weeks pregnant, it works about 87% of the time.
If you take an extra dose of misoprostol, it works about 98% of the time.
In general, taking both mifepristone and misoprostol works a bit better than taking misoprostol only.
Taking misoprostol alone works to end the pregnancy about 85-95% of the time — depending on how far along the pregnancy is and how you take the medicine.
And nothing says f**king >20 weeks for usage.
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 03:07 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
Girl math is a real phenomenon. But I know plenty of women that are penny pinchers, especially if they have big families and run a tight household budget. One made tighter by Bidenonics.
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2024 03:07 PM (DoNIi)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (kgE5c)
Ring of Fire
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 17, 2024 03:07 PM (VGRuw)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 17, 2024 03:07 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2024 03:07 PM (sNOR2)
Posted by: washrivergal at September 17, 2024 03:08 PM (UprOq)
To say
I love you
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2024 03:07 PM (sNOR2)
*snort!*. Best hash ever!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2024 03:08 PM (sNOR2)
Anyone heard from Ilhan Omar or Rashida Tlaib today?
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 17, 2024 03:08 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: LizLem
My wife can pinch a penny so hard she gives Lincoln more pain than Booth did.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 03:09 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2024 03:09 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2024 03:09 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Through the Ringer at September 17, 2024 03:09 PM (CV8a5)
--
A while back, I read Abby Johnson's Unplanned, which was later turned into a movie. She was once the director of a Planned Parenthood who became a pro-life advocate.
In the book, she describes taking the abortion pill. Her description of the pain and agony she was in, and all of the massive amounts of blood and tissue material she passed is the stuff of horrors.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2024 03:09 PM (N2zvp)
Posted by: gKWVE at September 17, 2024
***
I cannot comment at this time.
Posted by: Agent Rattus rattus at September 17, 2024 02:59 PM (J2vNu)
the question is do they have any non-rats. So far we know the last head, and this one are rats.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2024 03:09 PM (n7h9X)
And by "check their electronic devices regularly" we mean keep it close to your face. Eyes on at all times.
Posted by: Reforger at September 17, 2024 03:09 PM (xcIvR)
I devised this in 1967.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2024 03:10 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 03:11 PM (kzqB1)
How far along was the pregnancy?
Was she using those drugs as specified by the manufacturer?
How soon after taking the drugs did this occur?
What are the common side effects of the drugs she took? How often do they occur (is that a typical risk that the prescribing doctor should have warned/been prepared to assist with?)?
So many questions, so little information from CNN.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2024 03:11 PM (Pijte)
http://tiny.cc/z9emzz
Posted by: bonhomme
......
This video is Cafe-worthy.
Posted by: FBI at September 17, 2024 03:11 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 17, 2024 03:11 PM (uBBbP)
867-53OHHHHHH!!!
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (LCr8f)
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Late to the thread -- should have known you'd beat me to it.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 17, 2024 03:12 PM (ZxM+9)
Posted by: wth at September 17, 2024 03:12 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 02:44 PM (i24o9)
Team effort. It was a great setup!
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 17, 2024 03:12 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024
***
Reading about that stuff was what gave me the idea for the U.N.C.L.E. story.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2024 03:12 PM (J2vNu)
Whatever this is, it's not the battery. Lithium batteries cause fires, they don't explode. Even when smashed in a hydraulic press. Mossad probably added some Vitamin C4 or something similar.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2024 02:53 PM (2ocoG)
Hence my doubt disclaimer....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 17, 2024 03:13 PM (QGaXH)
So many questions, so little information from CNN.
Posted by: Lizzy
Yep.
And you know what else would have saved her life?
Going to term with her baby!
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 03:13 PM (kzqB1)
Posted by: Dave's not here, man at September 17, 2024 03:13 PM (raPis)
One of the most devastating things I read about this over the past few years was Britney Spears describing her at home abortion with Justin Timberlake to abort their oops baby. She took pills. She described her agony in going through that, lying on the floor in utter pain. And then he tossed her to the curb later, pretending it was her having an affair when he'd also been cheating on her. I'm sure a lot of her current emotional problems stem from that event, it would be soul scarring.
They want more of this, the dems do, women suffering at home alone.
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2024 03:13 PM (iGc5r)
Help me find the party whom I'm trying to bomb
He could not leave his number, but I know who placed the call
Because my uncle took the message and wrote "kill Jews" on the wall
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 17, 2024 03:13 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2024 03:13 PM (WT51m)
Hey, I hear you need a new pager, can I interest you in this sleek Nokia flipper?
Posted by: wth at September 17, 2024 03:14 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 03:14 PM (kzqB1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 03:14 PM (pohLc)
last time I carried a pager around I was in high school 3,000 years ago
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump Ho And Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (M7vhK)
People who work in SCIFs have them
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 17, 2024 03:14 PM (QGaXH)
Abortion policies currently in effect in North Carolina include the following:
Abortion is banned at 12 weeks and later
Patients forced to make two trips—one for in-person counseling and another at least 72 hours later for the abortion
State Medicaid coverage of abortion care is banned except in very limited circumstances
Parental consent is required for a minor's abortion
"Unnecessary regulations are in force and designed to shutter abortion clinics without basis in medical standards"
Qualified health care professionals, not solely physicians, can provide abortions
State provides protections from harassment and physical harm for anyone entering an abortion clinic
State has a shield law to protect abortion providers from investigations by other states; may cover patients and support organizations
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 03:14 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: DaveA at September 17, 2024 03:15 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2024 03:15 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 17, 2024 03:08 PM (+oR7L)
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"Some Jews did something."
Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 17, 2024 03:15 PM (cWCUS)
Posted by: Marcus T
Tis a shame.
Anyway…….
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2024 03:15 PM (FfvIc)
Posted by: Minnfdel at September 17, 2024 03:16 PM (ewjUl)
What does this mean for the industry that wants to sell you 4000lbs of lithium batteries to sit on as you drive 70mph down the highway?
Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at September 17, 2024 03:16 PM (x17Ef)
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at September 17, 2024 02:25 PM (jW2M4)
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I foresee absolutely no problems with this.
(/s, just in case)
With a state name, that would, I think, mean that the sub is a boomer. Um...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 17, 2024 02:28 PM (VdhcA)
Isn't it very common for co-ed ships that put to sea to have to fly home one or more pregnant crew members?
What's gonna happen on a Boomer? Aren't they supposed to 'disappear' for months at a time?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 17, 2024 03:16 PM (QGaXH)
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Yes, m.
Maybe an AI video.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 03:02 PM (CEzQx)
Thanks, andycanuck.
Posted by: m at September 17, 2024 03:17 PM (64Zez)
I don't believe that's what happened.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 03:17 PM (Odg76)
last time I carried a pager around I was in high school 3,000 years ago
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump Ho And Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at September 17, 2024 02:29 PM (M7vhK)
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I think 1993 was the last year for me; working as a software developer back then really suck when you had to carry the Production System pager 24/7 throughout rotating weeks.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 17, 2024 03:18 PM (cWCUS)
Help me find the party whom I'm trying to bomb
He could not leave his number, but I know who placed the call
Because my uncle took the message and wrote "kill Jews" on the wall
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 17, 2024
***
* Applause *
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2024 03:18 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 03:18 PM (CEzQx)
What's being lost here is how good the "gazans" had it before hamas went mad on October 7th.
Was it worth it? Someone should ask them.
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 03:18 PM (kzqB1)
Anyone heard from Ilhan Omar or Rashida Tlaib today?
Posted by: Frank Barone
-------------------------------
Call 'em up on the telephone.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2024 03:18 PM (uoNBM)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 17, 2024 03:19 PM (8RNuU)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 17, 2024 03:20 PM (fKRr8)
Was it worth it? Someone should ask them.
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 03:18 PM (kzqB1)
Even better before they 'elected' Hamas to rule them.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2024 03:20 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 17, 2024 03:20 PM (3YdrS)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 17, 2024 03:20 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Auspex
"There Will Never be Another Ewe"
Posted by: Cheri at September 17, 2024 03:21 PM (oiNtH)
Ugh, that's sad. It's clear she's been abused, and like a lot of other child stars, has never recovered.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2024 03:21 PM (Pijte)
I don't believe that's what happened.
----
It was my very first thought before the various reports started speculating. No need to hide explosives that can be detected, they're already loaded with one. More controllable as well, than possibly having live explosives be set off inside it prematurely by accident
Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at September 17, 2024 03:21 PM (x17Ef)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 17, 2024 03:21 PM (cWCUS)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 17, 2024 02:49 PM (QGaXH)
Anything before March 2020 was a happier, more innocent time.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at September 17, 2024 03:22 PM (JCLJi)
Everyone forgot 'Call Me' by Blondie?
Posted by: Ciampino - My favorite Blondie song at September 17, 2024 03:22 PM (qfLjt)
What's gonna happen on a Boomer? Aren't they supposed to 'disappear' for months at a time?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 17, 2024 03:16 PM (QGaXH)
There was a ship in the 80s in the Med/Gulf area that was coed when an action scare came out or was coming out, basically all the women crew came up pregnant at once and went home.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2024 03:22 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you
She was "medical assistant" so maybe she got the pills on the internet and then was too stupid to go to hospital for that reason.
Anyway, the story is she died of abortion. The Left will sell it as if Alito himself raped her and then lynched her in the public square.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 17, 2024 03:23 PM (IrCeY)
Posted by: DaveA at September 17, 2024 03:23 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: RPL at September 17, 2024 03:24 PM (dBO7+)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 17, 2024 03:19 PM (8RNuU)
Posted by: m at September 17, 2024 03:24 PM (64Zez)
I'm sorry. It's a shame. But to lay her death on the doorstep of that hospital and its doctors is a big shame, too.
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 03:25 PM (NFX2v)
https://youtu.be/NQBPgJQhQHc
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 02:18 PM (i24o9)
I work with a guy whose voice is a dead ringer for the vocalist of this song.
I brought it up to two other male co-workers.
Neither knew what I was talking about. What a boner.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 17, 2024 03:25 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 17, 2024 03:20 PM (3YdrS)
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Bad boys, bad boys,
What you gonna do when they come for you?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 17, 2024 03:25 PM (cWCUS)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 03:27 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: LizLem
I think they want no barriers for their mischief & experimentations, for universal health care for all, for what a person can be compelled to do, for lining their pockets for their causes.
We will die when they choose, not all that long from now.
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 03:31 PM (NFX2v)
Here's how it was done!
Sky News Arabia quotes sources saying that today’s large-scale pager attack in Lebanon was possible because the Mossad spy agency got hold of Hezbollah’s communication devices before they were handed over to the terror group.
The Israeli spy agency placed a quantity of PETN, a highly explosive material, on the batteries of the devices, and detonated them by raising the temperature of the batteries from afar, the source says.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 17, 2024 03:06 PM (t/2Uw)
Someone at Mossad must have been binge-watching The Wire. The cops had a tough time getting tap warrants on the Stansfield crew in time to gather intel. So they got warrants on wholesale phones and Lester went undercover and sold them the legally tapped phones at a discount to one of Marlo's less-than-intelligent minions.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2024 03:38 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Ciampino - My favorite Blondie song! at September 17, 2024 03:38 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: TitanTom at September 17, 2024 03:38 PM (mLHwG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 02:55 PM (v6JzV)
Anmal House. "Im the mustard man!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Thanks. I've never seen more than a few minutes of that movie.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 17, 2024 03:04 PM (v6JzV)
I've seen that movie several times and have no memory of that scene...getting older sucks - or it was deleted to make it fit the time allotted?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 17, 2024 03:41 PM (QGaXH)
The only difference between a fire and an explosion is the rate of energy release. If you release X amount of energy in a few seconds its a fire. Do the same in a thousandth of second, and its an explosion. Pressure causes the reaction rate to speed up. So yes a battery can explode if it is shorted out.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 17, 2024 03:45 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Dr_No at September 17, 2024 04:04 PM (ayRl+)
Posted by: T and T at September 17, 2024 04:10 PM (kJH1Z)
I hope they buzzed. And buzzed. And played slightly confusing messages. And didn’t seem to stop buzzing when the user tried to shut the sound off.
I hope they were just confusing and glitchy enough to make the target pull it off his hip and peer at it in his hand. Trying to figure it out…
And then it went off. In his hand. And by his face.
The loss of fingers and face parts is anticipated.
Mercy is for the weak.
Captain John Kreese
Cobra Kai
Posted by: EFG at September 17, 2024 04:11 PM (Scjc7)
Posted by: DougT at September 17, 2024 04:11 PM (FGQ01)
Beepers by Sir Mix-A-Lot
Posted by: ShepherdLover at September 17, 2024 04:15 PM (iYEBO)
Posted by: Fair Question at September 17, 2024 04:15 PM (1wdUl)
Posted by: DougT at September 17, 2024 04:11 PM (FGQ01)
*****
Almost…
Posted by: EFG at September 17, 2024 04:15 PM (Scjc7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Misanthrope at September 17, 2024 04:21 PM (Y2NGV)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 17, 2024 04:52 PM (BHrzb)
But think for a moment how much harder Hezberfucker life is now.
They can't trust the remote controllers for their drones, or TVs for that matter.
They can't order a battery pack, cell phone car key fob without disassembling it. Every damn thing they use or see or touch is a danger.
Your computer mouse is messing up? Can you go on Newegg and buy one and trust it?
I think this is beautiful. The f'rs can't move until they take apart every thing they own.
Posted by: Ronzoni at September 17, 2024 05:09 PM (tof4A)
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kim, and she can f—
***KABOOM***
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Caiwyn at September 17, 2024 06:46 PM (nKjbR)
Posted by: DougT at September 17, 2024 08:14 PM (653X/)
SPECTRE Number 11: To the penny, Number 1.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: On the contrary, I have satisfied myself that one of you is clearly guilty of embezzlement. SPECTRE's a dedicated fraternity whose strength lies in the absolute integrity of its members. The culprit is known to me. I have decided on the appropriate action.
[SPECTRE Number 9 is electrocuted in his seat]
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2024 08:49 PM (GITLP)
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