Emergency Love Transfusion Open Thread

The only things I could post make me angry and hateful and even worse, so here's something nice.

Loyalty.. 🥺

This is Tono. His owner was taken to the hospital. Tono escaped from the house and followed the ambulance. After a while the EMS noticed him and let Tono in..

Man’s best friend.. ❤️ pic.twitter.com/Ge6d6zRzns
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) September 15, 2024

Posted by: Ace at 05:40 PM

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Posted by: GF at September 16, 2024 05:40 PM (6oen/)

2
First

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 16, 2024 05:40 PM (+oR7L)

3 Foust?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2024 05:41 PM (Hs97W)

4 I don't know who this guy is, but he handled a visit from the FBI like a pro.

http://tiny.cc/uv9mzz

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2024 05:41 PM (Odg76)

5
What a good boy.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 16, 2024 05:41 PM (+oR7L)

6 My cat was very upset when I got back from the hospital... and didn't bring any new treats.

Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2024 05:42 PM (FhXTo)

7 Good doggeh!

Posted by: Dad of Six at September 16, 2024 05:42 PM (VpZau)

8 The neighbours are Haitian!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 16, 2024 05:42 PM (CEzQx)

9 When I was 2 years old I ran away from home on my tricycle. My dog followed me. The police caught up with me a few miles away. They took me back home my dog followed the police car all the way, running behind it. I was totally mad at the cops for not letting him in the car.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2024 05:43 PM (Hs97W)

10 A gentle reminder …

Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Password Creator Critic . . . at September 16, 2024 05:43 PM (TX4bP)

11 Yay for the EMTs.

Posted by: huerfano at September 16, 2024 05:43 PM (VGOMa)

12
Tono looks tasty.

Posted by: Hungry Haitian at September 16, 2024 05:44 PM (RKVpM)

13 Awww Tono is da best boi!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 16, 2024 05:44 PM (Ydd86)

14 Who's a good doggo?

Of course, the amperlance crew may have been heading into a Hatian neighborhood.

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 16, 2024 05:44 PM (MsrgL)

15 Sadly Tono was eaten just a few days later.

Posted by: brak at September 16, 2024 05:44 PM (1XZYM)

16
Are we at the "Hug A Haitian" stage in this farce, yet?

Remember "hug a chinaman?"

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 16, 2024 05:45 PM (89upD)

17 Tono looks tasty.
Posted by: Hungry Haitian
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Of course, the amperlance crew may have been heading into a Hatian neighborhood.
Posted by: BifBewalski

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Horde mind is skeery

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 16, 2024 05:45 PM (MsrgL)

18
Delightful video, but I suspect it was staged.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 16, 2024 05:46 PM (89upD)

19 Got dusty in here.

Parrot (on shoulder now) must of thought I flew away when hospitalized over a month.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 16, 2024 05:47 PM (X6nHF)

20 Lucy the Fink was my constant companion during chemo. She didn't care what I looked or smelled like. She just sat with me whenever I was home.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2024 05:47 PM (SKOCN)

21 Willowed, but can anyone source that DeSantis said Florida wouldn't turn Roush over to the Feds?
I can't find it.

Posted by: MkY at September 16, 2024 05:48 PM (cPGH3)

22 30 days later, Tono received a bill from the ambulance company.

Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2024 05:48 PM (Oy/m2)

23
I prefer pets fed 'Tasty Vittles' brand which takes one down the 'sweet and savory' highway.

Posted by: Hungry Haitian Gourmet at September 16, 2024 05:49 PM (RKVpM)

24
I don't know who this guy is, but he handled a visit from the FBI like a pro.

http://tiny.cc/uv9mzz
Posted by: bonhomme

Well done, citizen! Well done!

A visit from our times' Hessians ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2024 05:49 PM (xG4kz)

25 So that's a food truck and not a red cab (local term for ambulance)?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 16, 2024 05:49 PM (X6nHF)

26 Yay for the EMTs.

I bet Tono's owner's vital signs improved with the arrival of doggo.

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2024 05:49 PM (HG3pl)

27 My cat was very upset when I got back from the hospital... and didn't bring any new treats.
Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2024 05:42 PM (FhXTo)

Mine ignored me for a bit and I suspect they wanted the world to go back to normal. I don't blame them.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2024 05:50 PM (D7oie)

28 We may never know Tono's motive for stalking that poor sick man.

Posted by: The MSM at September 16, 2024 05:51 PM (paSBy)

29 When I was 2 years old I ran away from home on my tricycle. My dog followed me. The police caught up with me a few miles away. They took me back home my dog followed the police car all the way, running behind it. I was totally mad at the cops for not letting him in the car.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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Did the polizia put your tricycle in the car?

Posted by: scampydog at September 16, 2024 05:51 PM (70ZlP)

30
Of course, the amperlance crew may have been heading into a Hatian neighborhood.
Posted by: BifBewalski

What? They do Door Dash as a side gig?

Tasteless comment aside, that was indeed a dusty night ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2024 05:51 PM (xG4kz)

31 We should all be so lucky as to have a Tono.

And cats get a well-deserved bad rap for being A-hole. But my kids' cats will sit by the front window and wail when they leave, even if it is only for a bit.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2024 05:52 PM (i24o9)

32
@ProudElephantUS
🚨 JUST IN: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is REFUSING to hand Trump shooting suspect Ryan Routh over to the Feds.

The FBI has DEMANDED custody of him but DeSantis REFUSED, saying Florida will conduct its own investigation.

https://is.gd/blhPa6

Posted by: Hungry Haitian Gourmet at September 16, 2024 05:52 PM (RKVpM)

33 An' I won't back down

@LeadingReport
·
5m
BREAKING: Trump to reportedly attend Alabama vs. Georgia game on September 28th.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2024 05:53 PM (IG4Id)

34 Dewine just announced that all 33 bomb threats were hoaxes originating from overseas. Another narrative bites the dust.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2024 05:53 PM (u73oe)

35 handled a visit from the FBI like a pro.

Like a boss!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 16, 2024 05:54 PM (X6nHF)

36 Yeah, an X post ain't exactly a known good source.

Posted by: MkY at September 16, 2024 05:54 PM (cPGH3)

37 So, Tono is an ambulance chaser?

When I was very sick with some stomach virus a few years ago, Sophie (black Persian) would snuggle as close as she could to me. Her purr was as loud as a NASCAR race.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 16, 2024 05:54 PM (sAmhv)

38 I don't know who this guy is, but he handled a visit from the FBI like a pro.

http://tiny.cc/uv9mzz
Posted by: bonhomme

You really can't treat that kind of person any other way.

Unless, y'know, you call 911 and report a couple of suspicious armed men who are trying to gain entry into your home by claiming to be federal agents, but who won't provide their names or any kind of identification.

After all, you can just buy badges off the Internet.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 16, 2024 05:55 PM (hB7mE)

39 > Parrot (on shoulder now) must of thought I flew away when hospitalized over a month.

We had a Green Conure when I was a kid. He was a neat little guy, but they smart birds take so much work I couldn't do it again.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2024 05:55 PM (Odg76)

40
The FBI has DEMANDED custody of him but DeSantis REFUSED, saying Florida will conduct its own investigation.

But the FEEBs already have the crematorium oven fired up and ready to go for the aftermath of Roush's unfortunate "transportation accident"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2024 05:55 PM (xG4kz)

41
Did the polizia put your tricycle in the car?
Posted by: scampydog

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Yeah, they put it in the trunk. I was standing on the back seat looking out the back window the whole time.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2024 05:55 PM (Hs97W)

42 don't know who this guy is, but he handled a visit from the FBI like a pro.

http://tiny.cc/uv9mzz
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2024 05:41 PM (Odg76)

It was good until he lost his own cool .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 16, 2024 05:56 PM (D6PGr)

43 That's a fine looking dog I'm gonna go get some BBQ sauce...be right back!

Posted by: Some Haitian invader at September 16, 2024 05:56 PM (oZhjI)

44 Good boy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2024 05:56 PM (RIvkX)

45 forty-two!

Posted by: deep thought at September 16, 2024 05:56 PM (oY6Yp)

46 Well done, citizen! Well done!

A visit from our times' Hessians ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2024 05:49 PM (xG4kz)

Best thing I have seen all week.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2024 05:56 PM (i24o9)

47 The rest of the story is that Tono's owner died while entering the ER. Doctor said if he had gotten there just 10 to 15 seconds earlier he might have been saved.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 16, 2024 05:56 PM (NZnln)

48 Trump to reportedly attend Alabama vs. Georgia game on September 28th.
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Cool. Tuscaloosa will give him a very warm welcome.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 16, 2024 05:56 PM (paSBy)

49 It's often best to take a breather from constant negativity and focus on what is good and noble and true in this world.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2024 05:57 PM (BpYfr)

50
When we lost Phoenix, Diana knew how sad we were and talked to us and tried to comfort us. They just know and care. And it's not cupboard love either.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2024 05:57 PM (BkEzK)

51 There are times when we just really don't deserve dogs.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 16, 2024 05:58 PM (XiZcC)

52 "DeSantis REFUSED, saying Florida will conduct its own investigation."

Holy shit!

Posted by: pawn at September 16, 2024 05:58 PM (QB+5g)

53 I don't know who this guy is, but he handled a visit from the FBI like a pro.

http://tiny.cc/uv9mzz
Posted by: bonhomme

Jeremy Kauffman is the comms manager for the Libertarian Party NH, and was the leading figure in making the system Odyse online, which has been under attack from the FEC because it is based on Blockchain tech which the FEC considers to be crypto and are trying to block it as an unlicences security

He also ran for Senate from NH and had a number of memorable campaing ads, including this one

https://youtu.be/HL2xw2rNbz8

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2024 05:58 PM (D7oie)

54 >>> 34 Dewine just announced that all 33 bomb threats were hoaxes originating from overseas. Another narrative bites the dust.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2024 05:53 PM (u73oe)

How does Zelenskyy have time to make 33 prank calls?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2024 05:58 PM (FnneF)

55

ButtigiegBiden? What a moniker

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2024 05:58 PM (x0n13)

56
Florida will be "conducting its own investigation regarding the attempted assassination" of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee's golf club in West Palm Beach, state Gov. Ron DeSantis announced Sunday.

Posted by: Hungry Haitian Gourmet at September 16, 2024 05:58 PM (RKVpM)

57 Lucy the Fink was my constant companion during chemo. She didn't care what I looked or smelled like. She just sat with me whenever I was home.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2024 05:47 PM (SKOCN)
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Pets are just awesome that way!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2024 05:59 PM (BpYfr)

58 Yeah, they put it in the trunk. I was standing on the back seat looking out the back window the whole time.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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Hard ass coppers. But gotta love your dog. And if you were standing, no seat belt....finger counting here...you're not 29.

Posted by: scampydog at September 16, 2024 05:59 PM (70ZlP)

59 54 How does Zelenskyy have time to make 33 prank calls?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2024 05:58 PM (FnneF)

He has Prince Albert in a can . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2024 05:59 PM (x0n13)

60 Jeremy Kauffman is the comms manager for the Libertarian Party NH…

Okay that explains the transition in the vid.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 16, 2024 05:59 PM (D6PGr)

61
What's This?

Blazing Saddles is back in theaters now for its 50th anniversary.

I assume it's not edited....but

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 16, 2024 05:59 PM (89upD)

62 Nice! A Barry White thread!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid exudes Happy Happy Joy Joy at September 16, 2024 05:59 PM (9vbef)

63 didn't care what I looked or smelled like.

Beloved parrot who used to smell like a rose took on a bad smell when injected with the multiple "medicines" a butcher vet insisted I give him. The needle was bigger than he was too!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 16, 2024 06:00 PM (X6nHF)

64 DeSantis REFUSED, saying Florida will conduct its own investigation."

Holy shit!
Posted by: pawn

Don't get worked up.
Some unknown poster on X. Have seen NO news saying it.

Posted by: MkY at September 16, 2024 06:00 PM (cPGH3)

65 Is Tono's owner OK?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2024 06:00 PM (63Dwl)

66 > It was good until he lost his own cool .

Yeah, I'm not a fan of that part either. But I did like how he didn't fall for the claim the agents just wanted to talk.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2024 06:00 PM (Odg76)

67 We don't deserve dogs but am I ever happy we have them.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 16, 2024 06:01 PM (17s+e)

68 That's a fine looking dog I'm gonna go get some BBQ sauce...be right back!
Posted by: Some Haitian invader

You need work? We have an opening for a chef.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at September 16, 2024 06:01 PM (v0R5T)

69 I do hope they take a good, long look at that phone before turning it over, however.

Posted by: MkY at September 16, 2024 06:01 PM (cPGH3)

70 It was good until he lost his own cool .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 16, 2024 05:56 PM (D6PGr)

And then it got really good.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2024 06:02 PM (i24o9)

71 9 When I was 2 years old I ran away from home on my tricycle. My dog followed me. The police caught up with me a few miles away. They took me back home my dog followed the police car all the way, running behind it. I was totally mad at the cops for not letting him in the car.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert

Was this during the Harding or Coolidge administration?

Posted by: Old School at September 16, 2024 06:03 PM (CV8a5)

72 I hope the DeSantis story is true. It would be a good finger in the eye to America's #1 organized crime family.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 16, 2024 06:03 PM (paSBy)

73
Gov. Ron DeSantis expressed doubts Monday about the federal government’s ability to fairly and objectively investigate the apparent assassination attempt against former President Donald Trump.

His solution: Florida will conduct its own state investigation into the Sunday incident at Trump’s golf club near West Palm Beach.

Posted by: Hungry Haitian Gourmet at September 16, 2024 06:03 PM (RKVpM)

74 59 54 How does Zelenskyy have time to make 33 prank calls?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2024 05:58 PM (FnneF)

He has Prince Albert in a can . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2024 05:59 PM (x0n13)

I bet his refrigerator is running, too.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 16, 2024 06:04 PM (VGRuw)

75 Brian Entin @BrianEntin 6h
Ryan Wesley Routh — suspect police say tried to kill Former President Trump — was just in Federal court. Charged with possession of a firearm by a convicted felon and possession of a firearm with an obliterated serial number.

Patrick Webb @RealPatrickWebb 1h
BREAKING: FBI reveals Ryan Routh has been on their radar since 2019.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 16, 2024 06:04 PM (CEzQx)

76 I bet his refrigerator is running, too.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 16, 2024 06:04 PM (VGRuw)
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Does the little light stay on?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 16, 2024 06:04 PM (VdhcA)

77
“I understand that the feds are involved, but, but we do believe that there were multiple violations of state law,” he said at a news conference in Orlando.

He amplified on why he said the state would conduct its own investigation. “We also believe that there’s a need to make sure that, that the truth about all this comes out in a way, you know, that’s credible.

“I mean I look at the federal government with all due respect to them, you know, those same agencies that are prosecuting Trump in that jurisdiction are now going to be investigating this. I just think that that may not be the best thing for this country.

Posted by: Hungry Haitian Gourmet at September 16, 2024 06:04 PM (RKVpM)

78 The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox 5h
BREAKING: Trump’s would-be assassin has walked into the courtroom laughing while being “shackled by his hands and feet.”

Routh has been charged with “possession of a firearm by a convicted felon and possession of a firearm with an obliterated serial number.”

The judge says Routh could face up to “20 years in prison and half a million dollars in fines.”

Fox News reports that additional federal charges are possible, but the charges presented today “will keep him in jail.” During the hearing, Routh told the judge he “only makes about $3,000 a month” and has no assets other than “two trucks in Hawaii.”

The sheriff stated that when Routh was arrested, “his demeanor was perplexing.”

Officers had stopped his vehicle at gunpoint and ordered him out, and despite the seriousness of the situation, his “demeanor was perplexing in some way,” even though there were “numerous people out with rifles, uniformed personnel, a helicopter.”

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 16, 2024 06:05 PM (CEzQx)

79 The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox 5h
Court documents revealed that Routh was driving a car with stolen plates at the time of his arrest. After fleeing the scene, “officers were able to pull him over and arrest him on I-95.” Additionally, it was noted that “Routh’s mobile phone was detected in the area” from 2:00 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. the day before his arrest.

Routh is currently being held in the Palm Beach County Jail and is expected to appear in court for his next hearing on Monday, September 23.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 16, 2024 06:05 PM (CEzQx)

80 I hope DeSantices' investigative team has a Spanish Donkey and maybe a couple Pears of Anguish.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2024 06:06 PM (v0R5T)

81 Nice! A Barry White thread!
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Ooh. Baby.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 16, 2024 06:06 PM (CEzQx)

82 I don't know who this guy is, but he handled a visit from the FBI like a pro.

http://tiny.cc/uv9mzz
Posted by: bonhomme

Well done, citizen! Well done!

A visit from our times' Hessians ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2024 05:49 PM (xG4kz)

Go, NH patriots!
I’m writing down that fibee license plate.

Posted by: RI Red at September 16, 2024 06:07 PM (nFQxq)

83 don't know who this guy is, but he handled a visit from the FBI like a pro.

He's a somewhat prominent member of the LP. Apparently he said something about an assassination attempt on Kamel Toe and that I presume is why the feds went to visit him - apparently this is the day before Routh made his attempt on Trump's life.

The fact they wouldn't give their full name and identification is rather a problem.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2024 06:07 PM (oZhjI)

84 Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2024 05:41 PM (Odg76)
______________________

That one was pretty sweet. Apparently there is at least one guy up there that lives the saying on the NH license plate.

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2024 06:07 PM (dIske)

85 75 Brian Entin @BrianEntin 6h
Ryan Wesley Routh — suspect police say tried to kill Former President Trump — was just in Federal court. Charged with possession of a firearm by a convicted felon and possession of a firearm with an obliterated serial number.

They can come up with a hundred made up charges against Trump but they can’t come up with more charges than this for a guy that was laying in wait to shoot Trump?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 16, 2024 06:07 PM (D6PGr)

86 @ProudElephantUS
🚨 JUST IN: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is REFUSING to hand Trump shooting suspect Ryan Routh over to the Feds.

The FBI has DEMANDED custody of him but DeSantis REFUSED, saying Florida will conduct its own investigation.

https://is.gd/blhPa6
Posted by: Hungry Haitian Gourmet

Why would Governor Ron DeSantis, a Trump rival, shield the would be assassin from Federal investigation?
- MFM

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 16, 2024 06:07 PM (/lPRQ)

87 Nice video

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2024 06:08 PM (fwDg9)

88 Shepherds are the best

Posted by: Gonzotx at September 16, 2024 06:08 PM (nXKWZ)

89 Like Pard in “High Sierra”.

Posted by: Redenzo at September 16, 2024 06:09 PM (Pkt6z)

90 I saw Tono open for Journey at the Hollywood bowl in 84.

Posted by: it was a good show at September 16, 2024 06:09 PM (l4pwx)

91 If I were to read the posts, which I most assuredly do, I would have noticed that someone is back on twitter.

Ace of Spades (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 15, 2024

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2024 06:09 PM (i24o9)

92
Let me see, FEEBs. You guys do not conduct recorded interviews. Instead you expect us to believe that each one of you is better at taking notes, and doing it more truthfully and accurately than any top notch court reporter. And away from your cloistered interrogation rooms you are notoriously camera shy because the person doing the recording might release the video on a public forum?

Your modus operandi stinks and it is time for you to leave.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2024 06:09 PM (xG4kz)

93 Folks, folks, folks...
Proud Elephant is not necessarily a reputable news source.
If DeSantis had refused letting the Feds have the suspect (?), then it would be somewhere else.

Posted by: MkY at September 16, 2024 06:10 PM (cPGH3)

94 88 Shepherds are the best
Posted by: Gonzotx at September 16, 2024 06:08 PM (nXKWZ)

The make a decent pie, too.

Posted by: Haitian Gormet at September 16, 2024 06:10 PM (VGRuw)

95 This makes me angry and hateful that my cat wouldn't do that for me.

Posted by: Angry Man Frozen Dinner at September 16, 2024 06:10 PM (qUkBO)

96 ‘Stop! I have Durable POA!’
- Tono

Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2024 06:11 PM (LHPAg)

97 So the FBI says Routh has been on their radar since 2019.
Radar = payroll

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2024 06:11 PM (JmfnM)

98 Greg Price @greg_price11 2h
The Trump campaign broke out every single receipt in the world.

https://tinyurl.com/vk637pyf
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Screencaps of all [most? many? some?] threats, Hitler rhetoric etc. against PDT.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 16, 2024 06:11 PM (CEzQx)

99 Emergency Love Transfusion: The Dave Grohl Story, or how I stopped worrying about my good guy image, destroyed my family and sank half my fortune for some cooz.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 16, 2024 06:12 PM (kA5Qz)

100 Feds axubbed the last assassination attempt clean

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2024 06:12 PM (fwDg9)

101 Mark Steyn's take on Springfield:

"We know why the Continentals put up with this. Because, as Americans are wont to jeer, they're the Euro-pussies, the cheese-eating surrender-monkeys, etc. Why then do the big butch Yanks string along with surrendering their country one "community" (Springfield, Aurora, Lewiston-Auburn, Dearborn, Minneapolis...) at a time? Right now America is on course to die as the world's largest Latin-American favela. Is that in the Constitution? Or even stapled on the Statue of "Liberty"?"

Posted by: julian the apostate at September 16, 2024 06:12 PM (doIdH)

102 Radar = payroll
Posted by: Smell the Glove

I gotta believe if I had been caught with a fully operational machine gun, I'd still be in prison. He got...
probation?

Posted by: MkY at September 16, 2024 06:12 PM (cPGH3)

103 Well, it's somewhat past the cocktail hour here in Kentucky. Got a steak the wife and I are going to share and some of her home-grown potatoes (the only things that survive this miserable summer.)

Pulled out my only Opus X cigar (a high end cigar that I pissed away money on and will now burn.)

Had several hundred dollars of plumbing work done.

So... my fuck-it-all meter is pretty well pegged.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2024 06:12 PM (Q4IgG)

104
You know why I'm not buying this guy's "craziness?"

Because it's quite obvious he planned on getting away with his assassination, whereas Crooks knew it was a suicide mission.

Is he deranged? Yes, he is as deranged and violent as your typical leftist. Mentally incompetent to know right from wrong? Absolutely not. And he's not suicidal.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 16, 2024 06:12 PM (89upD)

105 This makes me angry and hateful that my cat wouldn't do that for me.
Posted by: Angry Man Frozen Dinner at September 16, 2024 06:10 PM (qUkBO)
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I will chase you down if you forget to put my food down timely.

Posted by: The cat at September 16, 2024 06:13 PM (70ZlP)

106 Proud Elephant is not necessarily a reputable news source.

Uh-huh. You mean reputable like MSNBC, NYT, WAPO, CNN, shall I continue?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 16, 2024 06:15 PM (17s+e)

107 [i[
So the FBI says Routh has been on their radar since 2019.
Radar = payroll
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Yep. Right there on their list of enrollees after Epps, Ray.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2024 06:15 PM (xG4kz)

108 The fact they wouldn't give their full name and identification is rather a problem.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2024 06:07 PM (oZhjI)

Ridiculous on their part. If they would have just said ‘ sure my full name is so and so and here’s my identification’ it would have put the guy on his heels for a second and they could have preceded . Wouldn’t have gotten anywhere likely but they wouldn’t have come off as arrogant assholes.

Also they could have also replied that it is also part of their constitutional duties to protect elected officials and that they weren’t there to discuss his free speech rights but whether he is a danger. Are you a danger?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 16, 2024 06:17 PM (D6PGr)

109 @107

>>Yep. Right there on their list of enrollees after Epps, Ray.

All someone needs is high level clearance to query the Echelon, Sentinel and Trident databases and we could get a lot of answers to a whole lot of questions.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 16, 2024 06:17 PM (kA5Qz)

110 I don't know if any of you saw the press conference w the Sheriff's dept., but the new head of the USSS was very defensive about everything.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 16, 2024 06:17 PM (MeG8a)

111
I suspect Routh has been an off-the-books asset since 2002.

Someone was "handling" this guy. Probably just prodding him along, giving him suggestions, agitating in his hear about "democracy," and pointing him towards where he could get guns.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 16, 2024 06:18 PM (89upD)

112 101 Mark Steyn's take on Springfield:

"We know why the Continentals put up with this. Because, as Americans are wont to jeer, they're the Euro-pussies, the cheese-eating surrender-monkeys, etc. Why then do the big butch Yanks string along with surrendering their country one "community" (Springfield, Aurora, Lewiston-Auburn, Dearborn, Minneapolis...) at a time? Right now America is on course to die as the world's largest Latin-American favela. Is that in the Constitution? Or even stapled on the Statue of "Liberty"?"
Posted by: julian the apostate at September 16, 2024 06:12 PM (doIdH)

That's obviously the correct take. Springfield was under 60k people; they've added something like 12-15k Haitians. No town could cope with that.

Posted by: Dr. Kananga at September 16, 2024 06:18 PM (3JWDF)

113 Uh-huh. You mean reputable like MSNBC, NYT, WAPO, CNN, shall I continue?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger

Well, how bout Elon? Foxnews? AOS Headquarters?
Instapundit? Zerohedge? I don't know... who would you believe?
I don't know this guy... never knew him to be a front-runner, and he's being quoted all over this site. Can we get any verification at all?
Local Florida news, maybe?

Posted by: MkY at September 16, 2024 06:18 PM (cPGH3)

114
Folks, folks, folks...
Proud Elephant is not necessarily a reputable news source.
If DeSantis had refused letting the Feds have the suspect (?), then it would be somewhere else.

Posted by: MkY at September 16, 2024 06:10 PM

My reading is he hasn't been charged with any Federal crimes. Yet. At that point the Feds can have him. If you read the snips I posted you can see his hesitance to hand him over.

Proud Elephant read between the lines.

/ not a DeSantis fanboy

Posted by: Hungry Haitian Gourmet at September 16, 2024 06:18 PM (RKVpM)

115 So... my fuck-it-all meter is pretty well pegged.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Steak n garden potatoes can remedy just about every sour mood. Enjoy.

Posted by: scampydog at September 16, 2024 06:19 PM (70ZlP)

116 I wonder whether the automatic weapons charge was the precipitating factor in him becoming a fed asset …

Posted by: RI Red at September 16, 2024 06:20 PM (nFQxq)

117

Right now, we have the Tonya Harding administration.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2024 06:20 PM (x0n13)

118 Emergency Love Transfusion
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I feel like I need to be wearing bell bottoms and big fat Aquarius medallion to read this this thread.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2024 06:21 PM (Dm8we)

119 Don't get me wrong, I love dogs in general and mine in particular. But they ought to be loyal. Everyone but Kristi Noem and Michael Vick basically treat them minor royalty.

Posted by: They're Pretty Pampered at September 16, 2024 06:21 PM (3JWDF)

120 @112

>>That's obviously the correct take. Springfield was under 60k people; they've added something like 12-15k Haitians. No town could cope with that.

The last census in 2020 had the town pegged at little over 58k people, it was 74pct white, now it's 54pct white and the largest group of adult men are Haitians, all that in less than four years.

Now that's the fundamental transformation Obumbles was talking about.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 16, 2024 06:21 PM (kA5Qz)

121 Quick hitting, sneak attack nood.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at September 16, 2024 06:21 PM (kqvk9)

122 So the FBI says Routh has been on their radar since 2019.
Radar = payroll
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Yep. Right there on their list of enrollees after Epps, Ray.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

How do you live in Hawaii, and travel a lot, on $3,000/month?

Posted by: Miklos attempts maths at September 16, 2024 06:21 PM (sq/uD)

123 I suspect Routh has been an off-the-books asset since 2002.

Someone was "handling" this guy. Probably just prodding him along, giving him suggestions, agitating in his hear about "democracy," and pointing him towards where he could get guns.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 16, 2024 06:18 PM

This guy was someone's asset. No idea who he worked for but a pasty old white American guy does not travel to the middle east multiple times to recruit mercs to fight in ukraine against the russians without some serious backing by some government agency.

He was being run by some US IC agency and he had help from the EU as well.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2024 06:21 PM (QNSds)

124
Right now, we have the Tonya Harding administration.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Then who is Nancy Kerrigan?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2024 06:21 PM (xG4kz)

125 Hungry Haitian
He's ONLY been charged with federal crimes to date:
Felon in possession of a firearm, and possessing a firearm with registration numbers being filed off.
NO state charges yet.

Posted by: MkY at September 16, 2024 06:21 PM (cPGH3)

126 "Libs of TikTok is one of us and not an idiot. He used "fully automatic machine gun" to make it clear to people who think an AR-15 is a "machinegun" that it was a real machinegun he was caught with."

Yeah, I had to look up "pleonasm --Noun 1. Redundancy in wording." ... But there are also figures of speech, that give emphasis.

"Now there are diversities of gifts, but the same Spirit. but all these worketh that one and the selfsame Spirit, dividing to every man severally as he will."

One and the selfsame is redundant, but a figure of speech to give emphasis. (I'd have to check Bullinger for exactly what figure of speech that is)

I somehow thought Libs of TikTok was female?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2024 06:21 PM (Cus5s)

127 I gotta believe if I had been caught with a fully operational machine gun, I'd still be in prison. He got...
probation?
Posted by: MkY at September 16, 2024 06:12 PM (cPGH3)

He got a side-gig.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2024 06:22 PM (D7oie)

128 Awww, sweet pooch. They don't understand everything that humans do, but they do their best.

(and a cheer for kittehs as well, who know to snuggle and purr when we need it.)

Posted by: barkingmad59, weird and wandering lurkette at September 16, 2024 06:22 PM (R3yzU)

129

Houthis like Routh(i)!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2024 06:22 PM (x0n13)

130 Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis 21h
The State of Florida will be conducting its own investigation regarding the attempted assassination at Trump International Golf Club.

The people deserve the truth about the would be assassin and how he was able to get within 500 yards of the former president and current GOP nominee.
Sep 16, 2024 · 12:31 AM UTC
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No other Xtweets about how. Nothing at the state AG's X account.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 16, 2024 06:23 PM (CEzQx)

131 124
Right now, we have the Tonya Harding administration.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Then who is Nancy Kerrigan?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2024 06:21 PM (xG4kz)

Us.

Posted by: Why me?!? at September 16, 2024 06:23 PM (3JWDF)

132 It may have been a stomping, but there is a nood.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at September 16, 2024 06:23 PM (kqvk9)

133 108 Wouda, coulda, shoulda. Isn't break time for you fed troons?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 16, 2024 06:23 PM (wBaIH)

134 Right now we have the Tonya Harding administration.

Then who is Nancy Kerrigan?

More importantly, who is Jeff Gillooly?

Posted by: PabloD at September 16, 2024 06:23 PM (TGCiJ)

135 Lucy the Fink was my constant companion during chemo. She didn't care what I looked or smelled like. She just sat with me whenever I was home.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2024 05:47 PM (SKOCN)

When I broke my arm and during the entire healing process my lady Cat Rhea changed her sleep spot and slept right by the break. When the doctor declared it cured she went back to her usual spots on the bed or beside it.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2024 06:24 PM (n7h9X)

136 I don't know who this guy is, but he handled a visit from the FBI like a pro.

http://tiny.cc/uv9mzz
Posted by: bonhomme

That put a smile on my face.

Posted by: davidt at September 16, 2024 06:24 PM (i0F8b)

137 "Someone was "handling" this guy. Probably just prodding him along, giving him suggestions, agitating in his hear about "democracy," and pointing him towards where he could get guns --
This guy was someone's asset"

"Who Are these Guys" Butch and Sundance on their unknown pursuers.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2024 06:25 PM (Cus5s)

138
Here's What You People Are Like When You Read Twitters:

You People are like that scene in Hunt For Red October when the Rooskies see the sub break the surface:

https://youtu.be/Irma0VB01gc?si=HHJSCiA70lF9Sove&t=128

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 16, 2024 06:25 PM (89upD)

139
He's ONLY been charged with federal crimes to date:
Felon in possession of a firearm, and possessing a firearm with registration numbers being filed off.
NO state charges yet.

Posted by: MkY at September 16, 2024 06:21 PM

Then I expect the Feds will grab him and Jack Ruby him tomorrow.

Like I said, not a DeSantis fanboy but hoped the hype was true. We'll see.

Posted by: Hungry Haitian Gourmet at September 16, 2024 06:27 PM (RKVpM)

140 Steak n garden potatoes can remedy just about every sour mood. Enjoy.
Posted by: scampydog
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Truth

And gin. Gin cures everything.

Mostly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2024 06:28 PM (Q4IgG)

141 This makes me angry and hateful that my cat wouldn't do that for me.
Posted by: Angry Man Frozen Dinner at September 16, 2024 06:10 PM (qUkBO)
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I will chase you down if you forget to put my food down timely.
Posted by: The cat at September 16, 2024 06:13 PM (70ZlP)

A cat would have been in the ambulance from the start if it really wanted to go. The brave ones of mine were right by me when one came from me, the others were just didn't have the nature to not take cover when strangers come.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2024 06:29 PM (n7h9X)

142
The Feds probably want his phone and vehicle more than the person.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 16, 2024 06:29 PM (89upD)

143

noooddd

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 16, 2024 06:31 PM (89upD)

144
The Feds probably want his phone and vehicle more than the person.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 16, 2024 06:29 PM

The more eager the Feds are to get him under their roof, the more likely something stinks. So it's a dance. DeSantis makes some understandable objections, somewhat short of a complete refusal to play nice.

We'll see.

Posted by: Hungry Haitian Gourmet at September 16, 2024 06:35 PM (RKVpM)

145 32
'The FBI has DEMANDED custody of him but DeSantis REFUSED, saying Florida will conduct its own investigation.'

This is where the FBI finds out how much of their authority depends on the goodwill of the states. And they have pissed that goodwill away by being the democrats' secret police.

This is a good day, indeed.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 16, 2024 06:44 PM (3wi/L)

146 I love my doges

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at September 16, 2024 07:07 PM (Nm5me)

147 Ace, you made me cry, you sweet man.

Posted by: Decaf at September 16, 2024 07:30 PM (unUNN)

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