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Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:00 PM (xJEPL) 2
Evening.
Posted by: Robert at September 15, 2024 10:01 PM (+QrUn) 3
bothering
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, riccordate gli strani rumori dal Starliner? at September 15, 2024 10:01 PM (qfLjt) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2024 10:01 PM (u82oZ) 5
Let's start this ONT with a bang!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 15, 2024 10:01 PM (0eaVi) Posted by: Robert at September 15, 2024 10:01 PM (+QrUn) 7
Hiya MH, didya have a nice Sunday?
Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:01 PM (xJEPL) 8
Sam Stein @samstein 12h
JD Vance acknowledges the cat and dog stories are urban legends and then rationalizes it (via CNN): “If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that's what I'm going to do." JD Vance @JDVance 10h A dishonest smear. I didn't invent constituents complaining about this. We did help create the media focus on their complaints. Frank Luntz @FrankLuntz 10h JD Vance admits he made up claims (“create stories,” his words) of Haitian migrants eating people’s pets in Springfield, Ohio to make the media pay attention. Greg Price @greg_price11 10h Here's a suggestion: How about you tell the truth and play the full clip where JD does not say that he created the story and that it's about getting the media to pay attention to Springfield. Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 15, 2024 10:02 PM (CEzQx) 9
4 Escaped from the last thread. Very dark.
Thank you MH. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2024 10:01 PM (u82oZ) Hello Salty You are welcome. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at September 15, 2024 10:02 PM (QXQ4l) 10
Good evening good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2024 10:03 PM (WXNFJ) 11
7 Hiya MH, didya have a nice Sunday?
Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:01 PM (xJEPL) It had its moments. How about you? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at September 15, 2024 10:03 PM (QXQ4l) 12
Curses!
But a good evening to all anyway! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 15, 2024 10:03 PM (hOUT3) 13
Good thing it wasn't an anal otter...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 15, 2024 10:03 PM (ynpvh) 14
And Routh was interviewed by Malcom Nance? Apparently he was in Ukraine recruiting muslims and loony, barking Americans. wowee
Posted by: Enough Bullshit at September 15, 2024 10:04 PM (2NXcZ) 15
Corgis summoned.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2024 10:04 PM (u82oZ) 16
Abba on the ONT? Have I slipped into some parallel dimension? (grabs blankee and makes sofa fort)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 15, 2024 10:05 PM (x0fbL) 17
Yay, National Double Cheeseburger Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 15, 2024 10:05 PM (dZVON) 18
This second assassination attempt could have been prevented if we had more red flag laws.
Posted by: DOJ at September 15, 2024 10:05 PM (/U5Yz) 19
YouTube is getting very, very aggressive with its ads. Especially those for favored Democrats.
I'm pretty close to shutting down my channel. Elon Musk should buy YouTube and forbid ads for Democrats. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 15, 2024 10:05 PM (CHHv1) 20
Go number 5! Go number 5! Yay Team!
Posted by: Piper at September 15, 2024 10:05 PM (p4NUW) 21
Agnetha sure has a lot of buttons on her blouse undone.
Posted by: spindrift at September 15, 2024 10:05 PM (yN44n) 22
And just like that: reset button!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 15, 2024 10:05 PM (QSrLX) 23
That pic of Biden in the link looks like a confused Walter the Dummy from a Jeff Dunham show...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 15, 2024 10:06 PM (ynpvh) 24
16 Abba on the ONT? Have I slipped into some parallel dimension? (grabs blankee and makes sofa fort)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 15, 2024 10:05 PM (x0fbL) We have ABBA? Be right back. Grabbing my dancing shoes. Posted by: Piper at September 15, 2024 10:06 PM (p4NUW) 25
1 month from today I hit the road for Corsicana. Unless the SHTF before then.
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 15, 2024 10:06 PM (iZbyp) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2024 10:06 PM (u82oZ) 27
Logistical nightmare OR failure to understand centers-of-gravity? Yer choice.
Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum! Posted by: LRob in OK at September 15, 2024 10:07 PM (TSQkU) 28
New Generation Postal Trucks May Look Goofy, But Mail Carriers Love Them
Because they look like the cars they drew in Kindergarten... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 15, 2024 10:07 PM (ynpvh) 29
13 Good thing it wasn't an anal otter...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 15, 2024 10:03 PM (ynpvh) How would a moron like you know? Posted by: Mayor Pete Buttplug at September 15, 2024 10:07 PM (QXQ4l) 30
Well, you made my week MisHum! We got some ABBA on the ONT!
Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:07 PM (xJEPL) 31
New Generation Postal Trucks May Look Goofy, But Mail Carriers Love Them
The electric trucks are larger, quieter and cooler than their predecessors -- Unfortunately they are also much heavier to push when the battery runs flat or the temperature is too low, Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, le machine eletriche sono uno scherzo at September 15, 2024 10:07 PM (qfLjt) 32
Officers received a report of a human-river otter incident that occurred at the Bremerton Marina in Kitsap County. Beware of human river otters! Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2024 10:07 PM (63Dwl) 33
Officers received a report of a human-river otter incident that occurred at the Bremerton Marina in Kitsap County.
We need common sense otter control!! Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2024 10:08 PM (WXNFJ) 34
And Routh was interviewed by Malcom Nance? Apparently he was in Ukraine recruiting muslims and loony, barking Americans. wowee
- So was the attempt today on behalf of the Ukrainian government, or NATO? Posted by: Methos at September 15, 2024 10:08 PM (Dnobf) Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 15, 2024 10:08 PM (RIvkX) Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 15, 2024 10:08 PM (ynpvh) 37
26 spindrift
I'm still looking at my thumb. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2024 10:06 PM (u82oZ) ***SNORT*** Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at September 15, 2024 10:08 PM (QXQ4l) Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2024 10:08 PM (WXNFJ) 39
Good evening good people. Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2024 10:03 PM (WXNFJ) ________ *looks around startled* Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2024 10:08 PM (BkEzK) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2024 10:08 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: Robert at September 15, 2024 10:09 PM (XfLGq) 42
Abba on the ONT? Have I slipped into some parallel dimension? (grabs blankee and makes sofa fort)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 15, 2024 10:05 PM (x0fbL) Si! Posted by: Fernando at September 15, 2024 10:09 PM (W/lyH) 43
29 13 Good thing it wasn't an anal otter...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 15, 2024 10:03 PM (ynpvh) How would a moron like you know? Posted by: Mayor Pete Buttplug at September 15, 2024 10:07 PM (QXQ4l) There was no mention of MonkeyPox testing... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 15, 2024 10:09 PM (ynpvh) 44
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Logistic Nightmares.
Isn't it a 4-wheel-drive? The wheels that steer it are still on the pavement. Just go with it. Posted by: mikeski at September 15, 2024 10:09 PM (DgGvY) 45
Wonder if Putin is rethinking his endorsement of Kamala.
Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:09 PM (xJEPL) 46
Frank Luntz @FrankLuntz 10h
JD Vance admits he made up claims (“create stories,” his words) of Haitian migrants eating people’s pets in Springfield, Ohio to make the media pay attention. Posted by: andycanuck Evil doesn't even scratch the surface of what these scum are. Posted by: Some Rat at September 15, 2024 10:09 PM (x0fbL) 47
30 Well, you made my week MisHum! We got some ABBA on the ONT!
Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:07 PM (xJEPL) I never want to hear again, "But, you never play Abba) That's twice in 5 weeks or so. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at September 15, 2024 10:09 PM (QXQ4l) 48
33 Officers received a report of a human-river otter incident that occurred at the Bremerton Marina in Kitsap County.
We need common sense otter control!! Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2024 10:08 PM (WXNFJ) Anal Plugs for all children! Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at September 15, 2024 10:09 PM (ynpvh) 49
My question: Does Taylor Swift have a solid alibi?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2024 10:09 PM (+o2mc) 50
Frank Luntz @FrankLuntz 10h
JD Vance admits he made up claims (“create stories,” his words) of Haitian migrants eating people’s pets in Springfield, Ohio to make the media pay attention. Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 15, 2024 10:02 PM (CEzQx) ****** Frank Luntz, Kevin McCarthy’s “roommate”? Fuck the GOPe.. Posted by: Lurker at September 15, 2024 10:10 PM (FC8SQ) 51
Officers received a report of a human-river otter incident that occurred at the Bremerton Marina in Kitsap County.
Beware of human river otters! Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. Or get 20 grand and make a B movie, one or the other. Posted by: mikeski at September 15, 2024 10:10 PM (DgGvY) 52
I never want to hear again, "But, you never play Abba)
That's twice in 5 weeks or so. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at September 15, 2024 10:09 PM (QXQ4l) Okey Dokey. Can we have KC & The Sunshine Band next? Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:11 PM (xJEPL) 53
Number of days since the US government has tried to assassinate an opposition candidate: 62 -> 0
Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2024 10:11 PM (oZhjI) 54
And thanks for the Johnny Rivers! Nice tune.
Posted by: LRob in OK at September 15, 2024 10:11 PM (TSQkU) Posted by: Some Rat at September 15, 2024 10:11 PM (x0fbL) 56
Not a logistical nightmare, it's misplacing the load.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 15, 2024 10:11 PM (RIvkX) 57
Speaking as a lifelong Republican, it's high time Trump toned down his rhetoric.
Posted by: Lifelong Republican! at September 15, 2024 10:11 PM (uxCna) 58
Tonypete
I caught your response to your wife's question. Funny. I was still looking at my thumb. On ships, crew berthing makes that the real answer. And i've heard of a few people that checked out the mass shower scene for meat grazing. Funny, hatches seemed to crease their heads after a while. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2024 10:11 PM (u82oZ) 59
Here is an example of the rifle of the wannabe Trump assassin sans scope.
https://tinyurl.com/3detcffy Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 15, 2024 10:11 PM (elaR+) 60
Anal Plugs for all children!
Posted by: Trans Sec Petey Ah, clearly you have attended ComFest in Columbus OH. (They city fathers have finally stopped referring to it as a family friendly event) Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2024 10:11 PM (WXNFJ) 61
JD Vance admits he made up claims (“create stories,” his words) of Haitian migrants eating people’s pets in Springfield, Ohio to make the media pay attention.
In fairness Mr Luntz-McCarthy has been known to eat his roommate's snake. Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2024 10:11 PM (oZhjI) 62
We have to ask why she wants a man after midnight. They turn into monsters if you feed them and have to douse them in water to kill them.
Posted by: Piper at September 15, 2024 10:11 PM (p4NUW) 63
51 Officers received a report of a human-river otter incident that occurred at the Bremerton Marina in Kitsap County.
Beware of human river otters! Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. Or get 20 grand and make a B movie, one or the other. Posted by: mikeski at September 15, 2024 10:10 PM (DgGvY) The love that can not be spoken. Greatest movie since Cat People. Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2024 10:12 PM (LHPAg) 64
31 New Generation Postal Trucks May Look Goofy, But Mail Carriers Love Them
The electric trucks are larger, quieter and cooler than their predecessors -- Unfortunately they are also much heavier to push when the battery runs flat or the temperature is too low, Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, le machine eletriche sono uno scherzo at September 15, 2024 10:07 PM (qfLjt) ----------- They are also plagued with an unfortunate tendency to burn up your mail, the truck, and the driver without warning. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2024 10:12 PM (+o2mc) 65
My local post office got at least one of the new trucks.
I happened to talk to the mailman driving it. He was, as he said, the FNG. He got the truck because absolutely no one else wanted to take a chance on it. Seniority has its privileges. Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at September 15, 2024 10:12 PM (fOfoG) 66
Johnny Rivers, 1977 -- that hair! that 'stache! So very 1977. Any other decade, it's strictly prOn star.
Johnny Rivers just had too good a voice. Posted by: mindful webworker - shoulda seen me in '77 at September 15, 2024 10:12 PM (5lxGh) 67
Always fun to see the top commenters. I used to make the wall of sockpuppeteers shame, but not so much anymore.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 15, 2024 10:12 PM (mH6SG) 68
Officers received a report of a human-river otter incident that occurred at the Bremerton Marina in Kitsap County.
Beware of human river otters! Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2024 10:07 PM (63Dwl) Lots of Navy in Bremerton. So...sailors. Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2024 10:12 PM (W/lyH) 69
Bertram Cabot, Jr.
We need All Hail Eris to tell us if otters are allies of the Reptilians, or read too many books on tantric sex. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2024 10:12 PM (u82oZ) 70
Love ABBA
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 15, 2024 10:13 PM (Ydd86) 71
Thanks for the Ramones and the tribute to Johnny. There's a neat bust of him at Hollywood Forever Cemetery at his grave. Dee Dee is also buried there.
Posted by: Psychotherapy! at September 15, 2024 10:13 PM (CV8a5) 72
The otters were angry that day, my friends.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 15, 2024 10:13 PM (s3qiR) 73
69 Bertram Cabot, Jr.
We need All Hail Eris to tell us if otters are allies of the Reptilians, or read too many books on tantric sex. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2024 10:12 PM (u82oZ) You can't blame Big Penguin for this. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 15, 2024 10:13 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 15, 2024 10:13 PM (mH6SG) 75
Frank Luntz, Kevin McCarthy’s “roommate”? Fuck the GOPe..
Posted by: Lurker at September 15, 2024 10:10 PM (FC8SQ) === Show some respect! Posted by: Mrs. Frank Luntz at September 15, 2024 10:14 PM (RIvkX) 76
1 month from today I hit the road for Corsicana. Unless the SHTF before then.
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 15, 2024 10:06 PM (iZbyp) Say "hi" to the Horde for me. We won't be there. A lot of stuff happening. I drove through Vedauwoo today. I love those hills. the new tires on my truck did very well. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at September 15, 2024 10:14 PM (Ad8y9) 77
Well I iz off. Nitol.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 15, 2024 10:14 PM (ynpvh) 78
We need All Hail Eris to tell us if otters are allies of the Reptilians
Isn't Nurse R an otter aficionado as well? Posted by: LRob in OK at September 15, 2024 10:14 PM (TSQkU) 79
Speaking as a lifelong Republican, you can be assured that the FBI will get to the bottom of the latest assassination attempt in no time.
Routh's untimely death tomorrow will not thwart the investigation. Posted by: Lifelong Republican! at September 15, 2024 10:14 PM (uxCna) 80
62 We have to ask why she wants a man after midnight. They turn into monsters if you feed them and have to douse them in water to kill them.
Posted by: Piper at September 15, 2024 10:11 PM (p4NUW) That hasn't been my experience. Keeping a man fed makes him more of a teddy bear. Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:14 PM (xJEPL) 81
70 Love ABBA
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 15, 2024 10:13 PM (Ydd86) ---------- Fernando is the greatest song ever written. CHANGE MY MIND Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2024 10:14 PM (+o2mc) 82
Willow'd
Did someone say M1A1? https://tinyurl.com/3nhvax87 Posted by: Robert at September 15, 2024 10:01 PM Wicked!!! Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2024 10:15 PM (W/lyH) 83
@JoeBiden
· Jun 28 Donald Trump is a genuine threat to this nation. He's a threat to our freedom. He's a threat to our democracy. He's literally a threat to everything America stands for. Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2024 10:15 PM (lhenN) 84
So Lunz is lying about Vance lying?
Posted by: a dude in MI at September 15, 2024 10:15 PM (+I6Y/) 85
Routh's untimely death tomorrow will not thwart the investigation.
Posted by: Lifelong Republican! at September 15, 2024 10:14 PM (uxCna) Hope they took his shoelaces away so he can't hang himself. Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:15 PM (xJEPL) 86
52 I never want to hear again, "But, you never play Abba)
That's twice in 5 weeks or so. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at September 15, 2024 10:09 PM (QXQ4l) Okey Dokey. Can we have KC & The Sunshine Band next? Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:11 PM (xJEPL) Sure next year. #nextyear. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at September 15, 2024 10:15 PM (QXQ4l) 87
Donald Trump is a genuine threat to this nation.
He's a threat to our freedom. He's a threat to our democracy. He's literally a threat to everything America stands for. 15 days later Thomas Crooks following President Biden's request attempted to end that threat. Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2024 10:15 PM (oZhjI) 88
Welcome back baby, to the poor side of town.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 15, 2024 10:16 PM (mH6SG) 89
They are also plagued with an unfortunate tendency to burn up your mail, the truck, and the driver without warning.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2024 10:12 PM (+o2mc) ***** I mostly get junk mail, so no big loss.. Posted by: Lurker at September 15, 2024 10:16 PM (FC8SQ) 90
81 70 Love ABBA
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 15, 2024 10:13 PM (Ydd86) ---------- Fernando is the greatest song ever written. CHANGE MY MIND Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2024 10:14 PM (+o2mc) First you have to have a mind and and an ear for music. False premise. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at September 15, 2024 10:16 PM (QXQ4l) 91
I drank my sleepy time tea and am off to bed for another crazy day in the salt mines. Night!
Posted by: Piper at September 15, 2024 10:16 PM (p4NUW) 92
That 'Logistic Nightmares' -
Solution 1. simply put a towhitch in the front and tow it backwards. (Find friend with welder, maybe AOP?) Solution 2. Use a front-wheel drive truck Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il problema ha la soluzione at September 15, 2024 10:16 PM (qfLjt) Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2024 10:16 PM (WXNFJ) 94
FWIW, Johnny Ramone has one of the best grave monuments in the entire Hollywood Forever cemetery.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2024 10:16 PM (+o2mc) 95
Sure next year. #nextyear.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at September 15, 2024 10:15 PM (QXQ4l) I will hold you to this! Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:17 PM (xJEPL) Posted by: nurse ratched at September 15, 2024 10:17 PM (mT+6a) 97
So Lunz is lying about Vance lying?
If they are all referring to the clip I've seen, a news bimbo tells Vance the stories have been debunked. Vance says he's see the video of locales saying the stories are true and then tells the bimbo that reporters like her are supposed to go talk with those people and establish if the story is true not just read government press releases. Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2024 10:17 PM (oZhjI) 98
Johnny Rivers just had too good a voice. Posted by: mindful webworker - shoulda seen me in '77 at September 15, 2024 10:12 PM (5lxGh)
Told this story on the ONT a couple of weeks ago, so sorry if you're reading it again. I saw Johnny Rivers in a hole in the wall bar in Columbus, Georgia, in 1982, when his career was at a point where he was playing hole in the wall bars in Columbus, Georgia. He put on a show like he was playing to a crowd of thousands. We didn't deserve it. What I took away from that was that there are some people who just love what they do, and Johnny Rivers loves to perform. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 15, 2024 10:17 PM (r5tfK) 99
Willowed:
Routh ran his own bulletin board: https://www.voteryanrouth.com/viewforum.php?f=1 I haven't looked into any of the threads, so I don't know if there is anything of importance in it. Posted by: Sasquatch's former Intestinal Polyps at September 15, 2024 10:17 PM (8X8Bp) 100
Yet another detail about the ABC/Harris Debate Collusion:
"INSIDE REPORT: ABC ALLEGEDLY SET UP DISTRACTIVE LIGHTING AIMED AT TRUMP’S PODIUM TO MAKE HIM LOOK LEFT TO RIGHT REPEATEDLY DURING THE DEBATE AND ARTIFICIALLY INCREASE HIS HEARTBEAT" https://tinyurl.com/3t3sfbvv Posted by: Sasquatch's former Intestinal Polyps =============== Reader added context - There has been no evidence supporting this claim about ABC News. Both candidates were setup with identical podiums & lighting. This is a direct lie- Podiums were obviously differen. May have been identical lighting, but spots focused at 6ft don't light up the same at 5ft. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 15, 2024 10:17 PM (/lPRQ) 101
Say "hi" to the Horde for me.
We won't be there. A lot of stuff happening. I drove through Vedauwoo today. I love those hills. the new tires on my truck did very well. Posted by: Pug Mahon --- We'll miss you and the lovely Mrs Pug. Are the aspens turning out there yet? I enjoyed hiking at Vedauwoo - had my closest encounter with a moose there, about 10 feet off the trail; happily for us she was very interested in munching on leaves and ignored the silly humans. Posted by: screaming in digital at September 15, 2024 10:18 PM (iZbyp) 102
Some time back if you did just 30 sock puppets it was good enough for first place.
Posted by: ... at September 15, 2024 10:18 PM (lX8VI) 103
That 'Logistic Nightmares' -
Solution 1. simply put a towhitch in the front and tow it backwards. (Find friend with welder, maybe AOP?) Solution 2. Use a front-wheel drive truck Posted by: Ciampino Or, one could have loaded the trailer properly. Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2024 10:18 PM (WXNFJ) 104
RFK Jr says he is being investigated over story that he decapitated beached whale
Kennedy's daughter said he transported a whale skull on the roof of his car This whole RFK jr. thing is really tough on me. He's a Kennedy, and I don't completely hate his guts. I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 10:18 PM (0Htd1) 105
Major banks are being urged to stop financing the global farming industry as part of an effort to force limits on the general public’s meat and dairy consumption.
A collective of over 100 climate groups, led by Friends of the Earth Hey, "climate groups?" Led by "Friends of the Earth?" Why don't you put your money where your mouths are? Hunger strike until the banks cave! Or until y'all starve. Problem solved, either way. Posted by: mikeski at September 15, 2024 10:18 PM (DgGvY) 106
The RFK Jr whale story is really a nothingburger. I mean, c'mon, ANY of use would get investigated for that. They're not investigating him just because he's RFK Jr; they're investigating him because he's bug nut crazy. (He seems to be a safe and maybe even fun sort of bug nut crazy, but bug nut crazy it definitely is.)
Posted by: GWB at September 15, 2024 10:18 PM (doQhm) 107
93 Can we have KC & The Sunshine Band next?
Posted by: ALH Get down tonight! Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2024 10:16 PM (WXNFJ) That's the way I like it! Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:18 PM (xJEPL) 108
Logistic Nightmares
Thinking that trailer load should've been a bit more forward, over the wheels. ___ Speaking of Johnny Rivers's 1977 look, compare with this, over a decade earlier. https://youtu.be/RBHcWvqXUQI Posted by: mindful webworker - secret asian, maan at September 15, 2024 10:19 PM (5lxGh) 109
Fernando is the greatest song ever written. CHANGE MY MIND
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2024 10:14 PM (+o2mc) Malcolm in the Middle episode where Dewey was left home with Grandma and Grandma died and Dewey went walkabout. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 15, 2024 10:19 PM (r5tfK) 110
102 Some time back if you did just 30 sock puppets it was good enough for first place.
Posted by: ... at September 15, 2024 10:18 PM (lX8VI) --------- Under Bidenomics the price of everything has gone through the roof. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2024 10:19 PM (+o2mc) Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 15, 2024 10:19 PM (RIvkX) 112
Anyway, I can imagine that a dead whale on a beach could really stink up the place. He probably did good by getting the head out of there.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 10:19 PM (0Htd1) 113
106 The RFK Jr whale story is really a nothingburger. I mean, c'mon, ANY of use would get investigated for that. They're not investigating him just because he's RFK Jr; they're investigating him because he's bug nut crazy. (He seems to be a safe and maybe even fun sort of bug nut crazy, but bug nut crazy it definitely is.)
Posted by: GWB at September 15, 2024 10:18 PM (doQhm) Inbred? Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:19 PM (xJEPL) 114
"Major banks are being urged to stop financing the global farming industry as part of an effort to force limits on the general public’s meat and dairy consumption.
A collective of over 100 climate groups, led by Friends of the Earth, is pressuring JPMorgan Chase, Citigroup, and other private banks to stop financing global meat and dairy companies." No matter how much you may hate the environmentalist groups, you cannot hate them enough. Posted by: Sasquatch's former Intestinal Polyps at September 15, 2024 10:19 PM (8X8Bp) 115
This here song might offend you some If it does, it's because you're dumb That's the way it is where I come from If you been there too, let me see your thumb Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2024 10:19 PM (63Dwl) 116
"JD Vance admits he made up claims (“create stories,” his words) of Haitian migrants eating people’s pets in Springfield, Ohio to make the media pay attention."
A few pets being eaten must be immediately debunked or the public would be outraged. However 10 million very real illegal aliens in the past for years alone isn't worth mentioning or getting outraged about. Most of this this country is so damned brainwashed and beaten into submission I'm not sure it can be recovered. Posted by: Ripley at September 15, 2024 10:19 PM (PTDkx) 117
Work tomorrow.
So have a great night everyone. And may Trump and his well-wishers be safe from evil. Misanthropic Humanitarian, your ONTs calm and sooth. Well done. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2024 10:19 PM (u82oZ) 118
>> Speaking as a lifelong Republican, it's high time Trump toned down his rhetoric.
——— This is clearly not a real Republican. Real Republicans know the true problem with Trump is racist deportation schemes and his misogyny. And he said poosy. And he’s a convicted felon. And he personally wrote all of Project 2025. And he rapes women in Bergdorf Goodman. Posted by: An actual lifelong conservative at September 15, 2024 10:20 PM (Pajeo) 119
ROuth on his board: "I have been to Ukraine twice for 8 months total and Communist Russia and Putin must be eliminated and dissolved at all cost including boots on the ground."
And the first response to him is..."FBI OPEN UP" Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2024 10:20 PM (oZhjI) 120
Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2024 10:17 PM (oZhjI)
Your recollection is the same as mine, Vance didn't argue the point, he just reminded the bint that in the old days reporters actually went to places to view for themselves what was going on. Not sure that video clip exists anymore though. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 15, 2024 10:20 PM (hOUT3) 121
Hope they took his shoelaces away so he can't hang himself.
Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:15 PM (xJEPL) ***** Every camera with a view of the cell will fail and every guard will take a nap. Posted by: Lurker at September 15, 2024 10:20 PM (FC8SQ) 122
The new evidence pointed to Steven L. Hanks, who was 25 at the time and had been a suspect early on.
Any relation to Tom? Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 10:21 PM (0Htd1) 123
Welcome back baby...https://tinyurl.com/42n7tpnm
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 15, 2024 10:21 PM (mH6SG) 124
20 Go number 5! Go number 5! Yay Team!
Posted by: Piper at September 15, 2024 10:05 PM (p4NUW) ---- "Number Five alive! .... Do not disassemble Number Five!" Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il robot e sentiente at September 15, 2024 10:21 PM (qfLjt) 125
Thanks for the Kinder and Gentler ONT, Mis Hum!
Love that photo up top. Great tune behind it too. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 15, 2024 10:21 PM (CiNoz) 126
So, I guess the red pickup guy hauling concrete has front wheel drive?
Posted by: GWB at September 15, 2024 10:21 PM (doQhm) 127
An actual lifelong conservative
Trump is a 1960 liberal, who is similar to JFK. JFK today is a far right extremest, according to the nimrods in the press. Now GTG. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2024 10:22 PM (u82oZ) 128
111 I have in fact "gotten down" and "shaken my booty."
--------- Meh. In my 20's I attended a party where everybody really was kung fu fighting. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2024 10:22 PM (+o2mc) 129
Evenin’, All.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 15, 2024 10:22 PM (v6JzV) 130
Speaking of Johnny Rivers's 1977 look, compare with this, over a decade earlier. https://youtu.be/RBHcWvqXUQI Posted by: mindful webworker - secret asian, maan at September 15, 2024 10:19 PM (5lxGh)
Johnny Rivers had his own label. He hired young Jimmy Webb away from Motown. He also had a little group on his label called the 5th Dimension. The rest is history. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 15, 2024 10:23 PM (r5tfK) 131
118 >> Speaking as a lifelong Republican, it's high time Trump toned down his rhetoric.
——— This is clearly not a real Republican. Real Republicans know the true problem with Trump is racist deportation schemes and his misogyny. And he said poosy. And he’s a convicted felon. And he personally wrote all of Project 2025. And he rapes women in Bergdorf Goodman. Posted by: An actual lifelong conservative at September 15, 2024 10:20 PM (Pajeo) He tore off the tags on the Good Pillow products. A felony x tags in the State of MN. Fvcking Mudducks. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at September 15, 2024 10:23 PM (QXQ4l) 132
They are also plagued with an unfortunate tendency to burn up your mail, the truck, and the driver without warning.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) At least the Kamala! mailers would stop. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 15, 2024 10:23 PM (VNX3d) 133
ABBA - The Name of the Game and
The Day Before you Came. (stop it! Don't even, you guys.) Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2024 10:23 PM (WXNFJ) 134
Having just returned from Cheyenne, it is on my list of cities not to move to.
I think state capitals kind of attract the wrong element. I've also added Larmie to the list. So, now, Laramie (college town), Cheyenne (state capital), Casper (fucking shit hole), Rock Springs (semi-transient roughnecks), and Rawlins (state pen) are on our no-go list. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at September 15, 2024 10:23 PM (Ad8y9) 135
57 Speaking as a lifelong Republican, it's high time Trump toned down his rhetoric.
Posted by: Lifelong Republican! at September 15, 2024 10:11 PM (uxCna) ************ John Tester has a commercial out right now that has three idiots claiming to be Lifelong Republicans! who support Tester. They then give reasons as to why they support Tester, all of which are only believable by drooling idiots. Posted by: Sasquatch's former Intestinal Polyps at September 15, 2024 10:25 PM (8X8Bp) 136
From Routh's BBS board:
I have been to Ukraine twice for 8 months total and Communist Russia and Putin must be eliminated and dissolved at all cost including boots on the ground. He sounds like Miss Lindsey. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2024 10:25 PM (uxCna) 137
More Routh from his board: " I would beg of Kirk Caldwell to join our team also Keith Amamia, Mufi Hanaman, Choon James and a whole list of leaders that need not be on the sideline but in the center of getting work done for our citizens."
Caldwell and Amamia are Democrats from HI, Hanaman is a Democrat turned independent and James is a non-partisan candidate. Can't really see anything that ties the 4 of them together outside of being from HI Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2024 10:25 PM (oZhjI) 138
Anyway, I can imagine that a dead whale on a beach could really stink up the place. He probably did good by getting the head out of there. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 10:19 PM (0Htd1)
https://tinyurl.com/t7kj8tme Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 15, 2024 10:26 PM (r5tfK) 139
I’ve never seen Trump on a National Review cruise. Proof positive he’s a super RINO, unlike real conservatives like Jonah Goldberg and David Brock.
Posted by: An actual lifelong conservative at September 15, 2024 10:26 PM (Pajeo) 140
26 spindrift
I'm still looking at my thumb. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2024 10:06 PM (u82oZ) ---- Consult a doctor if you have been looking at your thumb for more than 4 hours. Posted by: Ciampino - A pic of a naked HRC might cure you at September 15, 2024 10:26 PM (qfLjt) 141
He sounds like Miss Lindsey.
Posted by: The ARC of History! Except I'm sure Miss Linsey is in on the UKR grift... Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 15, 2024 10:26 PM (hOUT3) 142
Johnny Ramone is no Eddy Van Halen but his chord progressions are some of the most interesting in music.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 15, 2024 10:26 PM (zzdrL) 143
The poor drummer from ABBA. Must have had information on Hic! Hillary.
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 15, 2024 10:26 PM (NMT5x) 144
My question: Does Taylor Swift have a solid alibi?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) Yeah, she was busy writing songs bitching about her ex boyfriends. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 10:27 PM (0Htd1) 145
John Tester has a commercial out right now that has three idiots claiming to be Lifelong Republicans! who support Tester. They then give reasons as to why they support Tester, all of which are only believable by drooling idiots.
Speaking as a lifelong Republican, I'd love to endorse Jon Tester, but the check hasn't cleared yet. He's not going to stiff me again, like he did the last time. Posted by: Lifelong Republican! at September 15, 2024 10:28 PM (uxCna) 146
How the heck did that combo not jack knife at the light?
Posted by: Some Rat at September 15, 2024 10:28 PM (x0fbL) 147
I really want Tim Sheehy to beat Tester.
But I also worry that Sheehy might turn out to be just another fook who rides his military bonafides like Pop-eye Crenshaw. We shall see. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at September 15, 2024 10:28 PM (Ad8y9) 148
Consult a doctor if you have been looking at your thumb for more than 4 hours.
Posted by: Ciampino - A pic of a naked HRC might cure you at September 15, 2024 10:26 PM (qfLjt) Sounds like more of a scheduling issue. Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:28 PM (xJEPL) 149
Can we have KC & The Sunshine Band next?
Posted by: ALH Oh, lordy no. That would give me flashbacks of my horrid fashion sense in the seventies. Bell bottoms, loud print polyester shirts, and platform shoes. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 10:29 PM (0Htd1) 150
I think state capitals kind of attract the wrong element.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at September 15, 2024 10:23 PM (Ad8y9) Like, weird? Posted by: Austin, TX at September 15, 2024 10:29 PM (f+FmA) 151
"Amidst the chaos of Hurricane Francine, a dramatic rescue unfolded on live television. On the evening of Wednesday, September 11, Miles Crawford, an off-duty ER nurse in Lakeview, Louisiana, leaped into action when he learned someone was trapped in a submerged pickup truck, caught in floodwaters just 200 feet from his home."
-------------- Lakeview is actually in New Orleans. I have some relatives that live there. They got a lot of water but most houses are built up off of the ground. Posted by: javems at September 15, 2024 10:29 PM (8I4hW) 152
Except I'm sure Miss Linsey is in on the UKR grift...
So is Routh. Somebody was paying him to hang out in Ukraine and recruit for the "International Guard". Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2024 10:30 PM (uxCna) 153
My question: Does Taylor Swift have a solid alibi?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) She was writing an ad for her latest poor life choice, Kamela. Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:30 PM (xJEPL) 154
"My question: Does Taylor Swift have a solid alibi?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) Yeah, she was busy writing songs bitching about her ex boyfriends. Posted by: nerdygirl" In her case, I'd say that's a bullet proof alibi. What about Lara Loomer? She seems like the bunny boiling type. Posted by: Ripley at September 15, 2024 10:31 PM (PTDkx) 155
How do you even decapitate a beached whale? I'm guessing that a swift stroke with an executioner's sword is only going to make a huge smelly mess.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2024 10:31 PM (+o2mc) 156
I think state capitals kind of attract the wrong element. I've also added Larmie to the list. So, now, Laramie (college town), Cheyenne (state capital), Casper (fucking shit hole), Rock Springs (semi-transient roughnecks), and Rawlins (state pen) are on our no-go list.
Posted by: Pug Mahon --- I'd look at Sheridan if I were able to move back out there. Laramie's not the worst college town I've ever lived in. But yeah. Don't live there if you have other choices. I've been on a tour of the state pen in Rawlins. They used to take new UW faculty on a bus tour to different places around the state and for some reason these tours always included either the women's prison or the men's. They took us to gawk at the 2 dudes on death row at the time. It was creepy to say the least... Posted by: screaming in digital at September 15, 2024 10:32 PM (iZbyp) 157
Somebody was paying him to hang out in Ukraine and recruit for the "International Guard".
And note - Ukraine normally sends "volunteers" right to the front to get killed (better them then native born Ukes I assume is the argument) - this guy irrespective of his wanting to fight stayed in Kiev doing something else instead. Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2024 10:32 PM (oZhjI) 158
What makes being so conservative so tough is that real conservative voices like Hillary Clinton and AOC insist on running as Democrats. It makes people like me look insincere.
Posted by: An actual lifelong conservative at September 15, 2024 10:32 PM (Pajeo) 159
Bell bottoms, loud print polyester shirts, and platform shoes.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 10:29 PM (0Htd1) Don't forget the Farah Fawcett hair. Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:32 PM (xJEPL) 160
Somebody was paying him to hang out in Ukraine and recruit for the "International Guard". Posted by: The ARC of History! ___________ Uh huh, I'd like to know where people get the jack to fly to far off locations on a frequent basis. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2024 10:33 PM (BkEzK) 161
142 Johnny Ramone is no Eddy Van Halen but his chord progressions are some of the most interesting in music.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks I love Johnny's guitar sound. Downstroke chords banging away carrying the melody. Always an earful. Sometimes at frenetic speed. Posted by: Cretin Hop at September 15, 2024 10:33 PM (CV8a5) 162
Kennedy's daughter said he transported a whale skull on the roof of his car
== Daughter has a sense of humor ! Posted by: runner at September 15, 2024 10:33 PM (V13WU) 163
- Sure, 4-wheel drive woulda got em out of that mess but they woulda never been in it if their trailer loading IQ didn't hover right around 2.
Posted by: TeeJ at September 15, 2024 10:33 PM (HUDFk) 164
Uh huh, I'd like to know where people get the jack to fly to far off locations on a frequent basis.
This is about me isn't it? Posted by: Barack Obama cuddling on a couch with a Pakistaini guy at September 15, 2024 10:34 PM (oZhjI) 165
155 How do you even decapitate a beached whale? I'm guessing that a swift stroke with an executioner's sword is only going to make a huge smelly mess.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2024 10:31 PM (+o2mc) We've got some ideas. Posted by: Oregon DOT at September 15, 2024 10:34 PM (DTX3h) 166
144 My question: Does Taylor Swift have a solid alibi?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) Yeah, she was busy writing songs bitching about her ex boyfriends. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 10:27 PM (0Htd1) --- Taylor Swift: Songs about ex boyfriends/break ups..... 30 Songs about blow jobs............................ 0 Draw your own conclusions. Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 15, 2024 10:34 PM (zzdrL) Posted by: Sasquatch's former Intestinal Polyps at September 15, 2024 10:34 PM (8X8Bp) 168
Bell bottoms, loud print polyester shirts, and platform shoes.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 10:29 PM (0Htd1) ==== Same here. "Who's got the look? The look I want to know better." Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 15, 2024 10:34 PM (RIvkX) 169
Dragging one forward from the previous thread:
What is it with the Japanese and their love of harems, lolis, and over-affectionate sister/mothers in anime. Geesh, guys, get yourselves a waifu. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) Harems are fun. What dork doesn't imagine himself surrounded by beautiful women who all love and adore him? I feel this is universal. All the rest? Um...Japanese are just weird, man. Posted by: Robert The...logistics could be difficult, I would imagine. Women DO get jealous, ya know... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) Wasn't "Three's Company" the original harem comedy? One guy, multiple girls, and he can't get with any of them for plot reasons. So it's not entirely an anime thing. They just turned it up to Also, the "logistics" worked out in one show this season. "Pseudo Harem" is a..... deconstruction, I guess?..... of the harem genre. It's about a girl in her high-school drama club who falls for a boy in the club, and decides to practice her acting skills by taking on a bunch of archetypical harem roles and becoming his one-girl harem. He refers to her by which personality she's playing at the time; "impish," "spoiled," "cool," etc. Posted by: mikeski at September 15, 2024 10:35 PM (DgGvY) 170
Just back from watching Blazing Saddles on the big screen as part of its fiftieth anniversary tour. Hilarious, as always. Probably not going to see daylight again after this. Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 15, 2024 10:35 PM (zoStU) 171
155 How do you even decapitate a beached whale? I'm guessing that a swift stroke with an executioner's sword is only going to make a huge smelly mess.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2024 10:31 PM (+o2mc) A long time ago the preferred method was dynamite. Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:35 PM (xJEPL) 172
133 ABBA - The Name of the Game and
The Day Before you Came. (stop it! Don't even, you guys.) Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2024 10:23 PM (WXNFJ) Performing Dancing Queen in royal costume for the Queen Of Sweden. Girlz was hawt. Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2024 10:35 PM (LHPAg) 173
We've got some ideas.
Posted by: Oregon DOT at September 15, 2024 10:34 PM (DTX3h) === I enjoy your videos. Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 15, 2024 10:36 PM (RIvkX) Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 15, 2024 10:36 PM (klJTj) 175
Son of alleged would-be assassin says his dad hates Trump like 'all reasonable people' but he's never owned a gun and wouldn't do anything bats*** crazy
https://mol.im/a/13853755 Keep an eye on this guy. Posted by: Ciampino - But he had a rifle as a felon? at September 15, 2024 10:36 PM (qfLjt) 176
Polyester shirts in bars at 2AM in the 70s could get quite ripe. And everyone smoked.
Posted by: Aren't You Glad You Use Dial? at September 15, 2024 10:36 PM (CV8a5) 177
Yeah, she was busy writing songs bitching about her ex boyfriends.
Posted by: nerdygirl --- looking for words that rhyme with Travis Posted by: screaming in digital at September 15, 2024 10:36 PM (iZbyp) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2024 10:36 PM (BkEzK) 179
Did CIV 7 go woker or something?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2024 10:37 PM (oZhjI) Posted by: t-bird at September 15, 2024 10:37 PM (lCA8w) 181
Oh, lordy no. That would give me flashbacks of my horrid fashion sense in the seventies. Bell bottoms, loud print polyester shirts, and platform shoes.
Posted by: nerdygirl Imagine this, if you can - Lemon yellow dress shirt, powder blue tie, Blue sports jacket with wide white up and down stripes, black, red and white checked bell bottom slacks and platform saddle shoes with grey patent leather. I could have stood next to Walt Frazier and not looked out of place. Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2024 10:38 PM (WXNFJ) 182
163 - Sure, 4-wheel drive woulda got em out of that mess but they woulda never been in it if their trailer loading IQ didn't hover right around 2.
Posted by: TeeJ at September 15, 2024 10:33 PM (HUDFk) --- That picture should be in a physics book. Also should be featured in the "what not to do" section of the Man Card Study Guide Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 15, 2024 10:38 PM (zzdrL) 183
Hello Horde, I would appreciate prayers for a friend of my neighbors who is in the ICU after a critter incident (currently stable, but well over 29). Thanks much
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 15, 2024 10:38 PM (FnneF) 184
18 This second assassination attempt could have been prevented if we had more red flag laws. Posted by: DOJ at September 15, 2024 10:05 PM (/U5Yz) ----- What's all this I hear about red fag laws? Posted by: Emily Litella at September 15, 2024 10:38 PM (kf4RM) 185
his dad hates Trump like 'all reasonable people'
I must be an unreasonable person. Apparently my psychologists lied to me Posted by: Boulder Terlit Hobo, certified sane since 1994 at September 15, 2024 10:38 PM (viawI) 186
155 How do you even decapitate a beached whale? I'm guessing that a swift stroke with an executioner's sword is only going to make a huge smelly mess.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2024 10:31 PM (+o2mc) Dy-no-mite! Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2024 10:38 PM (LHPAg) 187
I'm getting sick of all this Taylor Swift and whats-his-name stuff. Can turn on the TV without hearing about her. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 15, 2024 10:38 PM (w6EFb) 188
Uh huh, I'd like to know where people get the jack to fly to far off locations on a frequent basis.
== Funny story, you cannot get to Ukraine! It's not like flying to London you know. Best you can do is fly to Hungary or Poland or something, and then rent a bullet proof vehicle. Don;t believe me ? Try googling flights to Ukraine. Posted by: runner at September 15, 2024 10:38 PM (V13WU) Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 15, 2024 10:39 PM (sAmhv) 190
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 15, 2024 10:32 PM (iZbyp)
I like Sheridan, but it seems to be attracting the locusts. Even my home town, Cody (my hometown) is in danger. Jackson was lost, even in the 1980s. We want to move to Newcastle, or Pinedale. Or Fort Bridger. Or Lovell. Or Riverton. Or Lander. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at September 15, 2024 10:39 PM (Ad8y9) 191
171
A long time ago the preferred method was dynamite. Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:35 PM (xJEPL) ---- I seem to remember that also resulted in a smelly mess. Posted by: Ciampino - The Noble way is the Nobel way & use No Bells at September 15, 2024 10:40 PM (qfLjt) 192
Try googling flights to Ukraine.
Posted by: runner at September 15, 2024 10:38 PM (V13WU) This would draw the wrong kind of attention, I fear. Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:40 PM (xJEPL) 193
Imagine this, if you can - Lemon yellow dress shirt, powder blue tie, Blue sports jacket with wide white up and down stripes, black, red and white checked bell bottom slacks and platform saddle shoes with grey patent leather.
I could have stood next to Walt Frazier and not looked out of place. Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2024 10:38 PM (WXNFJ) ==== Young people will never understand our trauma. Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 15, 2024 10:40 PM (RIvkX) 194
Don;t believe me ? Try googling flights to Ukraine. /i]
Let me strongly suggest to you guys to not to that. No I won't tell you why. Anyway, off you check out more, uh, shelving videos from Ace' s "boring work stuff" folder. Posted by: Bob from the NSA at September 15, 2024 10:40 PM (oZhjI) Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 15, 2024 10:40 PM (mH6SG) 196
Redundancy, yes we much.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at September 15, 2024 10:40 PM (Ad8y9) 197
We populists need to bring back Grange.banks that will tell environmentalists to f*** right the hell off.
Posted by: Redbanzai at September 15, 2024 10:41 PM (OkPE5) 198
A very decent weekend with one glaring exception, I made a pineapple upside down cake with the intent of eating half of it-as a reward for something I made happen which was well received and I kept the responsibility for it to myself. Someone found the cake, and I never got a crumb of it, just some ice cream that was to go with it. Great vanilla ice cream, though.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at September 15, 2024 10:41 PM (hKoQL) 199
In related news, today I officially outlived my father and grandfathers. b"h
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 15, 2024 10:41 PM (RIvkX) 200
Imagine this, if you can - Lemon yellow dress shirt, powder blue tie, Blue sports jacket with wide white up and down stripes, black, red and white checked bell bottom slacks and platform saddle shoes with grey patent leather.
I could have stood next to Walt Frazier and not looked out of place. Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2024 10:38 PM (WXNFJ) We were all dorks. Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:41 PM (xJEPL) 201
I seem to remember that also resulted in a smelly mess.
Posted by: Ciampino Gwyneth Paltrow candles have entered the chat. Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2024 10:41 PM (WXNFJ) 202
I'm starting to think brining a box of bran cereal on the road wasn't a bright idea.
And snacking on it is an even dumber idea. Hoooo-weeeeee! Posted by: Robert at September 15, 2024 10:42 PM (ny659) 203
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'Front-Wheel drive and All-Wheel drive is a wonderful thing...' So is putting the load over the center of the trailer's axles and not behind the center creating a seesaw. Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 15, 2024 10:42 PM (3wi/L) 204
I'm starting to think brining a box of bran cereal on the road wasn't a bright idea.
You've managed to be up shit's creek without leaving your car Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2024 10:42 PM (oZhjI) 205
all of which are only believable by drooling idiots.
Posted by: Sasquatch's former Intestinal Polyps So, they're campaigning to people who are already democrats. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 10:43 PM (0Htd1) 206
Sorry I'm late, that chick really was a witch and absolutely could turn me into a newt.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 15, 2024 10:43 PM (6Q6SL) 207
>>> 197 We populists need to bring back Grange.banks that will tell environmentalists to f*** right the hell off.
Posted by: Redbanzai at September 15, 2024 10:41 PM (OkPE5) How about banks that will not finance grocery stores or restaurants that sell food to greentards. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 15, 2024 10:43 PM (FnneF) 208
IG, this is a crime against baked goods!
Pineapple upside down became a staple after I learned how to make it in Home Ec. Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 15, 2024 10:43 PM (RIvkX) 209
Posted by: Boulder Terlit Hobo, certified sane since 1994 at September 15, 2024
That may be up for debate. Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 15, 2024 10:43 PM (mH6SG) 210
Hello Horde, I would appreciate prayers for a friend of my neighbors who is in the ICU after a critter incident (currently stable, but well over 29). Thanks much
Posted by: Helena Handbasket Done and done! Posted by: Some Rat at September 15, 2024 10:43 PM (x0fbL) 211
This would draw the wrong kind of attention, I fear.
Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:40 PM (xJEPL) that's ok, one can even it out with search for flights to Russia, and visits to RT... Posted by: runner at September 15, 2024 10:44 PM (V13WU) 212
Not really assassination related but Interesting thing people may not know is prior to Trump being President a nut case entered Mar Largo and there was a gun shoot out with police.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 15, 2024 10:44 PM (jNAzB) 213
Thanks for the ONT MH.
The bank story pissed me off without even clicking. So, Do I Have A Cat? I have taken amazing care of the cats of my friends across the street. I'm a dog person with a crazy amount of cat friends. Anyways' Trumpy, who is doing much better, came in, he's sleeping on a nice towel I put out for him, he has cat food amd water and I put out a lid with cat litter he used last time... So I pretty much trust him inside. Messaged my friend across the street and told him Trumpy was here tonight. Resting there now. Beautiful cat. Is purring all the time normal? Posted by: Stateless at September 15, 2024 10:44 PM (jvJvP) 214
In related news, today I officially outlived my father and grandfathers. b"h
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 15, 2024 10:41 PM (RIvkX) I would love that. Dad was 80, Grandpa H was 80, Grandpa K was 85. Kind of limping through things. Being 29 sucks. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at September 15, 2024 10:45 PM (Ad8y9) 215
force limits on the general public’s meat and dairy consumption.
................... Can we just throw the climate crazies in an industrial size wood chipper? Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 15, 2024 10:45 PM (sAmhv) 216
>>> 119 ROuth on his board: "I have been to Ukraine twice for 8 months total and Communist Russia and Putin must be eliminated and dissolved at all cost including boots on the ground."
And the first response to him is..."FBI OPEN UP" Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2024 10:20 PM (oZhjI) What it is with these fcking imbeciles thinking we're going to invade and conquer OMG Russia Russia Russia? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 15, 2024 10:46 PM (FnneF) 217
I'm starting to think brining a box of bran cereal on the road wasn't a bright idea.
And snacking on it is an even dumber idea. Hoooo-weeeeee! Posted by: Robert Any food one can eat doing 70 and not wearing it, is good. As far as any noxious aftermath.... Posted by: Some Rat at September 15, 2024 10:46 PM (x0fbL) 218
They all passed before turning 60.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 15, 2024 10:46 PM (RIvkX) 219
I must be an unreasonable person. Apparently my psychologists lied to me
Posted by: Boulder Terlit Hobo, certified sane since 1994 at September 15, 2024 10:38 PM (viawI) Listen to Jordan Peterson. Start dropping acid. Or was it shrooms? Shit. Play it safe and do both. Posted by: Robert at September 15, 2024 10:46 PM (ny659) 220
Beautiful cat. Is purring all the time normal?
Posted by: Stateless at September 15, 2024 10:44 PM (jvJvP) They do that when they're happy. Or have a sinus condition. Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:47 PM (xJEPL) 221
Helena: Prayers up!
Posted by: Iris at September 15, 2024 10:47 PM (n3DL0) Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:47 PM (xJEPL) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2024 10:48 PM (63Dwl) 224
https://tinyurl.com/t7kj8tme
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon The best line from that: huge chunks of whale blubber fell everywhere I wouldn't want to be hit on the head with a huge chunk of decaying whale blubber. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 10:48 PM (0Htd1) 225
Sorry I'm late, that chick really was a witch and absolutely could turn me into a newt.
Posted by: tankdemon Glad you got better! Posted by: mikeski at September 15, 2024 10:49 PM (DgGvY) 226
Bell bottoms, loud print polyester shirts, and platform shoes.
Posted by: nerdygirl ---------- Ohhhh...! Embrace it, girl! And the feathers & beaded fringe! Check out Chaka Khan's threads here--- Yowza! youtube.com/watch?v=cm_cFzVAoo8 Posted by: JQ at September 15, 2024 10:49 PM (njWTi) 227
I wouldn't want to be hit on the head with a huge chunk of decaying whale blubber.
I'm told that it builds character. Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 15, 2024 10:49 PM (mH6SG) 228
81 Oh, lordy no. That would give me flashbacks of my horrid fashion sense in the seventies. Bell bottoms, loud print polyester shirts, and platform shoes.
Posted by: nerdygirl Imagine this, if you can - Lemon yellow dress shirt, powder blue tie, Blue sports jacket with wide white up and down stripes, black, red and white checked bell bottom slacks and platform saddle shoes with grey patent leather. I could have stood next to Walt Frazier and not looked out of place. Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2024 10:38 PM (WXNFJ) Hiphugger bellbottom red and balck plaid pants and tiedyed teeshirt. On Carnaby Streed London 1968. What did I win? Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2024 10:49 PM (LHPAg) 229
215 force limits on the general public’s meat and dairy consumption.
................... Can we just throw the climate crazies in an industrial size wood chipper? Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 15, 2024 10:45 PM (sAmhv) You people keep getting this wrong. Hand powered wood chippers. Imagine....fueled by our hate.... Forgiven Posted by: Stateless at September 15, 2024 10:49 PM (jvJvP) 230
What it is with these fcking imbeciles thinking we're going to invade and conquer OMG Russia Russia Russia?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 15, 2024 10:46 PM (FnneF) === The media and left have pimping this notion since 2016. Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 15, 2024 10:50 PM (RIvkX) 231
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How do you even decapitate a beached whale? Does a whale have a neck? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2024 10:48 PM (63Dwl) ---- Pretty sure Lizzo does? Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 15, 2024 10:51 PM (zzdrL) 232
How do you even decapitate a beached whale?
Does a whale have a neck? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2024 10:48 PM (63Dwl) Start with a little head? Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2024 10:51 PM (W/lyH) 233
For those who don't know, which is probably most of you, today is the birthday of Creighton Abrams. World War II hero, eventually Army Chief of Staff, and namesake of the best combat vehicle the world had ever known.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 15, 2024 10:51 PM (6Q6SL) 234
230 What it is with these fcking imbeciles thinking we're going to invade and conquer OMG Russia Russia Russia?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 15, 2024 10:46 PM (FnneF) ---------- You know who else thought he could conquer Russia Russia Russia? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2024 10:51 PM (+o2mc) 235
>>> 229 215 force limits on the general public’s meat and dairy consumption.
................... Can we just throw the climate crazies in an industrial size wood chipper? Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 15, 2024 10:45 PM (sAmhv) You people keep getting this wrong. Hand powered wood chippers. Imagine....fueled by our hate.... Forgiven Posted by: Stateless at September 15, 2024 10:49 PM (jvJvP) So wasteful!!! *plays a Sarah MacLachlan tune* Won't you please help feed a poor, hungry bacon seed in Texas??? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 15, 2024 10:51 PM (FnneF) 236
Happy Birthday!
Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:47 PM (xJEPL) === Thank you. It's soon. Same as JJ's. Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 15, 2024 10:52 PM (RIvkX) Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2024 10:52 PM (LkLld) 238
220 Beautiful cat. Is purring all the time normal?
Posted by: Stateless at September 15, 2024 10:44 PM (jvJvP) They do that when they're happy. Or have a sinus condition. Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:47 PM I'm their friend. Happy it is.... Posted by: Stateless at September 15, 2024 10:52 PM (jvJvP) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 15, 2024 10:52 PM (hOUT3) 240
What it is with these fcking imbeciles thinking we're going to invade and conquer OMG Russia Russia Russia? Posted by: Helena Handbasket ___________ We'll begin operations in October! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2024 10:52 PM (BkEzK) 241
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How do you even decapitate a beached whale? Does a whale have a neck? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2024 10:48 PM (63Dwl ---------- Probably, you just estimate. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2024 10:52 PM (+o2mc) 242
179 Did CIV 7 go woker or something?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2024 10:37 PM (oZhjI) *********** I didn't watch the entire video but it doesn't seem like Civ7 went woke. It sounds like the new three eras that replace the country you were playing (Song -> Mongolian or vice versa, I can't remember which was first) isn't well-liked. Posted by: Sasquatch's former Intestinal Polyps at September 15, 2024 10:52 PM (8X8Bp) 243
Does a whale have a neck?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2024 10:48 PM (63Dwl) I thought the same thing. They obviously have a separate skull, but finding that transition doesn't seem at all easy. Posted by: spindrift at September 15, 2024 10:53 PM (yN44n) 244
Astronaut Don Pettit (who just launched to the ISS a few days ago on a Soyuz flight), took this photo of Polaris Dawn re-entry last night: https://tinyurl.com/2cgoafx7 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 15, 2024 10:53 PM (w6EFb) 245
Werner thinks that Joseph Conrad may have had the gift of a prophet or seer (or Miss Cleo, Werner is not picky) when he penned the words "The Horror! The Horror!" in The Heart of Darkness. Somehow he had foreseen the advent of RFK jr. and attempted to warn the future, but, alas, to no success.
The oddly-voiced Kennedy scion phoned me while I was waiting to pick up Klaus Kinski from the groomer. Vern, he began (he knew me not and yet still presumed to use this cognomen), I need your help. Bobby J, I told him, I know of your perverse dynasty, so do not even bother. If you need a cleaner, call Winston Wolfe. Please, Deutsch auteur, he pleaded, your documentary talents are required. How much are we talking, friend-o was my response. The sky is the limit, he intoned. I must craft a campaign film. You had me at "sky is the limit," I informed him, and told the groomer to kennel Werner for a few more days. Ach, a second post is needed. Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 15, 2024 10:53 PM (tmPIh) 246
Don't forget the Farah Fawcett hair.
Posted by: ALH You get that with giant, plastic hair rollers. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 10:53 PM (0Htd1) 247
What it is with these fcking imbeciles thinking we're going to invade and conquer OMG Russia Russia Russia?
Look at the materials provided by the US government Helsinki Commission or the Hudson Institute. The dream is to divide up Russia into a couple of dozen weak, nominally independent countries. The graft would be phenomenal! They like to pretend that there are vast populations of oppressed minorities in Russia waiting for liberation from the Russian yoke, even though the Russian Federation is actually 80% Russian. There is less ethnic diversity in Russia than in the United States or France. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2024 10:53 PM (uxCna) 248
Just chuck a decapitated whale head in the back of that pickup. That oughtta fix it.
Evening, Hordelings. Posted by: Piercello at September 15, 2024 10:53 PM (qLcmG) 249
227 I wouldn't want to be hit on the head with a huge chunk of decaying whale blubber.
I'm told that it builds character. Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 15, 2024 10:49 PM (mH6SG) *********** We dream of such an event! The bigger the piece of blubber, the better! Posted by: Bears that feed on the coastline at September 15, 2024 10:54 PM (8X8Bp) 250
Robert - did you go with a box of regular Colon Blow or upgrade to Super Colon Blow?
Posted by: PabloD at September 15, 2024 10:54 PM (ixVVY) 251
You know who else thought he could conquer Russia Russia Russia?
You are referring to a certain well known and very handsome Swede right Posted by: Charles XII of Sweden at September 15, 2024 10:54 PM (oZhjI) 252
This is why nobody has ever tried to hang a whale.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2024 10:54 PM (+o2mc) 253
For those who don't know, which is probably most of you, today is the birthday of Creighton Abrams. World War II hero, eventually Army Chief of Staff, and namesake of the best combat vehicle the world had ever known.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 15, 2024 10:51 PM (6Q6SL) His eldest son, Creighton Abrams JR was my CG in Desert Storm. I was his G-2. A great boss! Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2024 10:55 PM (W/lyH) 254
I didn't watch the entire video but it doesn't seem like Civ7 went woke. It sounds like the new three eras that replace the country you were playing (Song -> Mongolian or vice versa, I can't remember which was first) isn't well-liked.
Civ 6 wasn't as good as Civ 5, so further retrogression would not be surprising. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2024 10:55 PM (uxCna) 255
I didn't watch the entire video but it doesn't seem like Civ7 went woke. It sounds like the new three eras that replace the country you were playing (Song -> Mongolian or vice versa, I can't remember which was first) isn't well-liked.
There was an old board/video game called History of the World where each turn you played as a different country. You might play as the Sumerians then the Greeks then the Celts or something. Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2024 10:56 PM (oZhjI) 256
There is less ethnic diversity in Russia than in the United States or France. Posted by: The ARC of History! _________ All those non-Russian republics are now independent graft centers. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2024 10:56 PM (BkEzK) 257
Any guy with the name Creighton has got to be a badass.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2024 10:56 PM (+o2mc) Posted by: tankdemon at September 15, 2024 10:56 PM (6Q6SL) 259
You get that with giant, plastic hair rollers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 10:53 PM (0Htd1) We used empty frozen orange juice concentrate cans. Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:56 PM (xJEPL) 260
Chief Trumpster
@ChiefTrumpster BREAKING: Trump shooter appeared in a propaganda video for AZOV in May 2022 Video: x.com/ChiefTrumpster/status/1835494617728340408 Full Video: x.com/ChiefTrumpster/status/1835494789422141460 6:43 PM · Sep 15, 2024 Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 15, 2024 10:57 PM (9aVck) 261
Russia encompasses 10 time zones.
Historically it has been ungovernable, for the most part. Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 15, 2024 10:57 PM (MeG8a) 262
177 Yeah, she was busy writing songs bitching about her ex boyfriends.
Posted by: nerdygirl --- looking for words that rhyme with Travis Posted by: screaming in digital Are they broken up already? If they've already broken up, then that was little better than a one night stand. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 10:57 PM (0Htd1) 263
232 How do you even decapitate a beached whale?
Does a whale have a neck? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2024 10:48 PM (63Dwl) Start with a little head? Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2024 10:51 Oh crap. I'm on tablet, trying to enjoy a last few beers and hq keeps calling. There's a video of a news crew as our societal betters decided to blow it up. I'll look for it. Posted by: Stateless at September 15, 2024 10:57 PM (jvJvP) 264
You had me at "sky is the limit," I informed him, and told the groomer to kennel Werner for a few more days.
Freudian slip, or just the momentary error of a wired, frantic German? Posted by: spindrift at September 15, 2024 10:57 PM (yN44n) 265
>>What it is with these fcking imbeciles thinking we're going to invade and conquer OMG Russia Russia Russia?
Same imbeciles that thought Russia was going to invade Europe after conquering Ukraine. Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2024 10:57 PM (LkLld) 266
I looked at the Norinco SKS rifle on some YT vids, seeing if it can be somehow taken down into small sections to be able to sneak it onto a site. Like backpack.
As in Crooks. As in the Georgia school shooter. No. No takedown to get it into pieces less than 20 inches long. So where did the Hawaiian get the rifle? Posted by: Mr Gaga at September 15, 2024 10:57 PM (qNT3R) 267
How do you even decapitate a beached whale?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) Tools needed: One (1) X-Acto knife 2000 X-Acto knife blades Suggested safety equipment: Safety goggles Leather gloves Hip waders Posted by: mikeski at September 15, 2024 10:58 PM (DgGvY) 268
Napoleon tried invading Russia. Didn't turn out like he hoped.
Turned out to be his Waterloo, just like the ABBA song. Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:59 PM (xJEPL) 269
Werner, you may be interested to know that you were a clue in the crossword puzzle I was doing today.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 15, 2024 10:59 PM (VdhcA) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2024 10:59 PM (BkEzK) 271
You are referring to a certain well known and very handsome Swede right
A few days ago, the Russians hit a training facility in Poltava in Ukraine, apparently killing a number of Swedish army personnel. There was some ironic commentary that the Swedes should have known better than be in Poltava (which was the site of their great defeat in the Great Northern War against the Russians). Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2024 10:59 PM (uxCna) 272
You get that with giant, plastic hair rollers.
Posted by: nerdygirl Some of the gals in college used empty frozen orange concentrate cans. Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2024 10:59 PM (WXNFJ) 273
So where did the Hawaiian get the rifle?
Posted by: Mr Gaga not to worry, the FBI will be releasing their preliminary analysis any day now! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 15, 2024 10:59 PM (hOUT3) 274
268 Napoleon tried invading Russia. Didn't turn out like he hoped.
Turned out to be his Waterloo, just like the ABBA song. Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2024 10:59 PM (xJEPL) ---------- Akshually, by rare coincidence, Waterloo was my Waterloo. Posted by: Zombie Napoleon at September 15, 2024 11:00 PM (+o2mc) 275
We'll begin operations in October!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2024 10:52 PM (BkEzK) ==== Should only take three or four weeks! Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 15, 2024 11:01 PM (RIvkX) 276
Riddle me this. We are still "colluding" with the Russians on the ISS. How can this be if they are the greatest enemy ever? Hell, we still fly an astronaut up there on Soyuz, and they send a cosmonaut on our flights. The next Crew Dragon flight up there, will carry a Rooskie. They had to drop the crew down to just 2, because of the Butch and Sunni Space Edsel dilemma, but the Rooskie had to fly. Couldn't drop the Rooskie, per our agreements. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 15, 2024 11:01 PM (w6EFb) 277
Are they broken up already? If they've already broken up, then that was little better than a one night stand.
There is allegedly a contract specifying the day that they will break up. They were very upset by this rumor. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2024 11:01 PM (uxCna) 278
- Well, just enough time to go listen to a tune before I shut er down. Hmmm
Been awhile since I listened to the school of rock youngsters do midnight train to Georgia. They do it pretty well. Leofb Posted by: TeeJ at September 15, 2024 11:01 PM (HUDFk) 279
There was some ironic commentary that the Swedes should have known better than be in Poltava (which was the site of their great defeat in the Great Northern War against the Russians).
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2024 10:59 PM (uxCna) ---------- *snort* Posted by: Zombie Peter the Great at September 15, 2024 11:01 PM (+o2mc) 280
Six Orca Rescues That Will Warm Your Heart just popped up on my Youtube feed.
I'm certain that this won't be as heartwarming to the bear population who feast on rotting whale carcasses... Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 15, 2024 11:01 PM (8X8Bp) 281
So where did the Hawaiian get the rifle?
Posted by: Mr Gaga not to worry, the FBI will be releasing their preliminary analysis any day now! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 15, 2024 10:59 PM (hOUT3) DeSantis says Florida will be doing their own investigation. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 15, 2024 11:01 PM (jNAzB) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 15, 2024 11:02 PM (v6JzV) 283
Riddle me this. We are still "colluding" with the Russians on the ISS. How can this be if they are the greatest enemy ever?
Because the Soyuz is still a reliable space transport system? Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2024 11:02 PM (uxCna) 284
>>Trump shooter appeared in a propaganda video for AZOV in May 2022
What that be the same AZOV Brigade trained by our CIA? Cause that would be troubling. Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2024 11:02 PM (LkLld) Posted by: Mr Gaga at September 15, 2024 11:02 PM (qNT3R) 286
I'm starting to think brining a box of bran cereal on the road wasn't a bright idea.
And snacking on it is an even dumber idea. Hoooo-weeeeee! Posted by: Robert I once sat and ate a box of prunes while reading a book. It was a rough night. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 11:02 PM (0Htd1) 287
I'm certain that this won't be as heartwarming to the bear population who feast on rotting whale carcasses...
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 15, 2024 11:01 PM (8X8Bp --------- FUN FACT: Some bears don't shit in the forest because they can't make it there in time. Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at September 15, 2024 11:03 PM (+o2mc) 288
Hey, MisHum.
Hey, Tonypete. Hey, Nerdygirl. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 15, 2024 11:02 PM (v6JzV) *sobs* Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2024 11:03 PM (W/lyH) 289
The famous ABAA "Waterloo" performance at Eurovision that launched them into orbit: https://tinyurl.com/36bzoaa8 That was 1974. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 15, 2024 11:03 PM (w6EFb) Posted by: AZOV at September 15, 2024 11:04 PM (V13WU) 291
Jo
@JoJoFromJerz·5h Maybe now we can talk about banning assault weapons? National Association for Gun Rights @NatlGunRights Replying to @JoJoFromJerz Only proof you need that Democrats have no idea what an "Assault Weapon" even is outside of "something bad". The rifle used doesn't fit their own made up definition of an Assault Weapon. Image: x.com/NatlGunRights/status/1835468789556642148 5:00 PM · Sep 15, 2024 Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 15, 2024 11:04 PM (9aVck) 292
Hey, Diogenes!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 15, 2024 11:04 PM (v6JzV) 293
Big B! How the hell are you?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2024 11:04 PM (WXNFJ) 294
There's a video of a news crew as our societal betters decided to blow it up. I'll look for it. Posted by: Stateless at September 15, 2024 10:57 PM (jvJvP)
Posted it at 138. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 15, 2024 11:04 PM (r5tfK) 295
I larfed at the residential window-AC unit in the clapped-out Benz in the FL fail video.
Posted by: spindrift at September 15, 2024 11:04 PM (yN44n) 296
Unfortunately they are also much heavier to push when the battery runs flat or the temperature is too low,
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, le machine eletriche sono uno scherzo at September 15, 2024 10:07 PM (qfLjt) Wait, you think gov union members would push a mail truck? Where have you been the last 50 years? Posted by: GWB at September 15, 2024 11:05 PM (doQhm) 297
Pineapple upside down became a staple after I learned how to make it in Home Ec.
Posted by: San Franpsycho When my mom made pineapple upside down cake, she would put a maraschino cherry in the middle of each pineapple slice. You always wanted to get a piece with the maraschino cherry. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 11:05 PM (0Htd1) 298
***Why this man goes through all of the slings and arrows baffles me to no end.***
-- He's a highly motivated American. Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2024 11:06 PM (Ud7de) 299
Hey, Diogenes!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 15, 2024 11:04 PM (v6JzV) *wipes tears* Hi Bulgaroctonus! Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2024 11:06 PM (W/lyH) 300
DeSantis says Florida will be doing their own investigation.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth For some reason, I have this instinctive feeling that this will NOT be allowed to happen! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 15, 2024 11:06 PM (hOUT3) 301
293 I’m OK, Tonypete. Trying to find my way in the midst of unemployment.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 15, 2024 11:07 PM (v6JzV) 302
You always wanted to get a piece with the maraschino cherry.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 11:05 PM (0Htd1) ---------- The Paolo, he know that this, she is not always possible. Posted by: The Paolo at September 15, 2024 11:07 PM (+o2mc) 303
Entering the Kennedy family compound back then was difficult. I had to distract Teddy by chucking a Smirnoff bottle off into the nearby forest and commanding him to fetch. Then came the required fist-fight with Rose Kennedy. She had a mean left hook, and knew her place around a liver punch. Much blood and not a few teeth were spilled, and Werner's left eye was nearly swollen shut, making subterfuge necessary. Look, I shouted, is that not a daughter whom you have yet to lobotomize? Rose, already lining up where the procedure would be done, gazed where I was gesturing. This was Werner's cue to land a hard right on the button of Rose's jaw, and down she went. Standing above her unconscious form, I told her that, were she a human female and not an unnatural blood beast, I would be sorry. I offered to dig up old Joe Kennedy and offer him the same, and left her my card.
A joyous Maria Schriver rushed over and embraced me. We have awaited this day for decades, she gushed, delivering a few vicious kicks to Rose's ribs as she did so. Although she was betrothed to an Austrian, I was respectful. Where may I find Bobby J, I queried. One last post, ach. Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 15, 2024 11:07 PM (tmPIh) Posted by: The Hungry Haitian at September 15, 2024 11:08 PM (tvIQJ) 305
Ohhhh...! Embrace it, girl! And the feathers & beaded fringe!
I wished I had one of those suede jackets with the fringe. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 11:08 PM (0Htd1) 306
Been telling you guys for years now Ukraine is the center of all of what we have been living through for the last decade plus.
>>Was the shooter part of AZOV? >>According to a Yahoo News article from January 2022, the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has been secretly training forces for Ukraine since 2015. The CIA has been overseeing a secret intensive training program in the US "for elite Ukrainian special operations forces and other intelligence personnel," the article quoted "five former intelligence and national security officials familiar with the initiative" as saying. https://tinyurl.com/mtmfsp4u Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2024 11:09 PM (LkLld) 307
Wie geht es dir? Posted by: Soothsayer, Anti Sesame Seed Crew at September 15, 2024 11:10 PM (s6Ptv) 308
299 Diogenes, I know how highly you regard me by your generous sharing of your geezer-golf winnings with me. I truly appreciate it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 15, 2024 11:10 PM (v6JzV) 309
227 I wouldn't want to be hit on the head with a huge chunk of decaying whale blubber.
I'm told that it builds character. Posted by: Notorious BFD The video of their blowing up that dead whale is good. They got huge blast and you could see the big chunks of whale coming down. I'm sorry, I can't remember which of you commenters gave the link. But thanks. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 11:10 PM (0Htd1) 310
Leni Riefenstahl was apparently not available...
260 Chief Trumpster @ChiefTrumpster BREAKING: Trump shooter appeared in a propaganda video for AZOV in May 2022 Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 15, 2024 10:57 PM (9aVck) Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 15, 2024 11:11 PM (TGPs7) 311
You always wanted to get a piece with the maraschino cherry.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 11:05 PM (0Htd1) I had a maraschino cherry once. Once. You all are entirely welcome to whatever portion of the cake that abomination is on. Posted by: spindrift at September 15, 2024 11:12 PM (yN44n) 312
Evening, MisHum. Been quite a day. Thanks for the relative calm of the ONT.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2024 11:12 PM (66G1t) 313
...the article quoted "five former intelligence and national security officials familiar with the initiative" as saying.
Hmmmm....seems to me they're about 46 intel officials short. Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2024 11:12 PM (W/lyH) 314
Oh yes, I recall huge chunks of descending whale blubber demolishing parked cars nearby.
But, I wasn't there. It was BIG news. For years and years. Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 15, 2024 11:13 PM (MeG8a) 315
Easily a dozen LOLs at the Multiple Genius Award Winners ...
... never change, Florida. Also, hola 'ettes and 'rons, and h/t Mis Hum (who I hope is coming to Corsicana this year) for the ONT Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at September 15, 2024 11:13 PM (v23vE) 316
I looked at a fragment of the alleged Azov video - the guy was in it, but there was nothing obvious linking it to Azov.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2024 11:13 PM (uxCna) 317
These Mother Effers who keep saying Trump is a dictator among other heinous comments are provoking lunatics to kill him.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'the world is profoundly morally broken' at September 15, 2024 11:13 PM (/14Fx) 318
So Ukraine conducted an attack on American soil and we're supporting which side again? Or am I nuts
Posted by: Boulder Terlit Hobo, certified sane since 1994 at September 15, 2024 11:14 PM (UTGgr) 319
Diogenes, I know how highly you regard me by your generous sharing of your geezer-golf winnings with me. I truly appreciate it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 15, 2024 11:10 PM (v6JzV) It's been slim pickin's here lately. Barely covering my bar bill. Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2024 11:15 PM (W/lyH) 320
***The fire reached temperatures of more than 2,700 degrees Fahrenheit (1,500 degrees Celsius), and took firefighters almost eight hours to extinguish.***
--- Earlier this week, sweet and gentle Fen suggested putting Tesla's on all the bridges going into DC. ...Yeah, you know the rest. Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2024 11:15 PM (Ud7de) 321
Next, he'll be confiscating their statues of Ganesha...
Kumar Manish @kumarmanish9 India needs to introduce anger management course 🙏🏼 “At a private hospital in Sehore, Bhavnagar district, a doctor was attacked after asking attendants of a female patient to remove their footwear before entering the emergency ward.” Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 15, 2024 11:16 PM (TGPs7) 322
You know who else thought he could conquer Russia Russia Russia?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) Jan Brady ??? Posted by: Adriane the Bad Password Creator Critic . . . at September 15, 2024 11:16 PM (TX4bP) 323
Wie geht es dir?
Posted by: Soothsayer, Anti Sesame Seed Crew at September 15, 2024 11:10 PM (s6Ptv) Mir geht es gut. Wait, what's wrong with sesame seeds? They sell these sesame seed/honey cracker thingees at the convenience store. I think I could live entirely on them during the voyage to Mars. Posted by: spindrift at September 15, 2024 11:16 PM (yN44n) 324
>>>Kennedy's daughter said he transported a whale skull on the roof of his car
-------------------- She been hanging around Mitt Romney? Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2024 11:17 PM (Ud7de) 325
You know who else thought he could conquer Russia Russia Russia?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) Nobody? How hard could it be Posted by: Charles XII at September 15, 2024 11:18 PM (UTGgr) 326
I can't remember which of you commenters gave the link. But thanks.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 11:10 PM (0Htd1) Anything for you... Posted by: Stateless at September 15, 2024 11:18 PM (jvJvP) 327
Been telling you guys for years now Ukraine is the center of all of what we have been living through for the last decade plus.
I thinkJackStraw has commended the Oliver Stone documentary Ukraine on Fire from 2014 to us. Watch it if you can. It tells us a LOT. After Trump won in 2016 the Ukrainians worried that they had backed the wrong horse. Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 15, 2024 11:19 PM (QfvaV) 328
306 Been telling you guys for years now Ukraine is the center of all of what we have been living through for the last decade plus.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2024 11:09 PM (LkLld) **** Back in 2013 or so, I was reading an article about U.S.-funded bio labs in Ukraine doing gain-of-function research. I thought it was a wacky conspiracy theory at the time. Ever since early 2020, I think about that a lot. And, of course, there was the Zelensky/Vindman impeachment op of late 2019. I’m shocked there are still people on the right who want to send aid there after that. Posted by: Lurker at September 15, 2024 11:19 PM (FC8SQ) 329
They sell these sesame seed/honey cracker thingees at the convenience store. I think I could live entirely on them during the voyage to Mars.
Posted by: spindrift at September 15, 2024 11:16 PM (yN44n) I once suggested, in a letter to NASA, to put a package of hostess twinkies on a Martian lander just to see if they really do last forever. They never wrote back. Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2024 11:19 PM (W/lyH) Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2024 11:19 PM (aBgBM) 331
Are they broken up already? If they've already broken up, then that was little better than a one night stand.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 10:57 PM (0Htd1) --- I don't know, I was attempting a joke... Posted by: screaming in digital at September 15, 2024 11:20 PM (iZbyp) 332
Why this man goes through all of the slings and arrows baffles me to no end.
It seems Trump has answered the "To be or not to be" question. Posted by: pookysgirl, recalling her English II class at September 15, 2024 11:20 PM (dtlDP) 333
There's a hippie- retro- resale clothing store near here. Wonder what they'd pay for a couple pairs of Levi SuperBell Corduroy jeans in burgundy or rust color? Or a long Dashiki skirt?
Posted by: JQ at September 15, 2024 11:20 PM (njWTi) 334
Kennedy's daughter said he transported a whale skull on the roof of his car
In the final Grand Tour episode, Clarkson made a pure silver "hood ornament" out of a gazelle skull (he was driving a mid-engine Lancia, so it was more of a rear panel decorative sculpture). I wonder if RFK Jr had that much imagination. Posted by: spindrift at September 15, 2024 11:20 PM (yN44n) 335
Cop pic of Ryan Wesley Routh shows that he is a loony tune, queer as a three dollar bill and probably on drugs.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2024 11:21 PM (Ud7de) 336
>>So Ukraine conducted an attack on American soil and we're supporting which side again? Or am I nuts
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to convince the world he didn't exist. CIA Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2024 11:21 PM (LkLld) 337
277 Are they broken up already? If they've already broken up, then that was little better than a one night stand.
There is allegedly a contract specifying the day that they will break up. They were very upset by this rumor. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2024 11:01 PM (uxCna So they are not acksully ‘doing it’? It’s all an act? This is the gheyest NFL crap ever. Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2024 11:21 PM (LHPAg) 338
And, of course, there was the Zelensky/Vindman impeachment op of late 2019. I’m shocked there are still people on the right who want to send aid there after that.
Posted by: Lurker at September 15, 2024 11:19 PM (FC8SQ) This was part of my reason for not wanting to support Ukraine. ace called me a Russian bot. Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 15, 2024 11:21 PM (QfvaV) 339
Cop pic of Ryan Wesley Routh shows that he is a loony tune, queer as a three dollar bill and probably on drugs.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2024 11:21 PM (Ud7de) This is our core constituency. Posted by: DNC at September 15, 2024 11:23 PM (yN44n) 340
So Ukraine conducted an attack on American soil and we're supporting which side again
As people have noted, this is more likely a CIA operation than Ukraine. OTOH, there was a story in the New York Times a few weeks ago that the Ukrainians were planning a terrorist attack in Russia so horrific that not only did we tell the Ukrainians not to do it, but we actually warned the Russians about it (so we would not be blamed if it happened). I wondered whether it was a planned WMD attack. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2024 11:23 PM (uxCna) 341
That 'Logistic Nightmares' -
Solution 1. simply put a towhitch in the front and tow it backwards. (Find friend with welder, maybe AOP?) Solution 2. Use a front-wheel drive truck Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il problema ha la soluzione at September 15, 2024 10:16 PM (qfLjt) Solution 3. Put a La-Z-Boy in the truck bed, and offer Stacey Abrams a ride to Golden Corral. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2024 11:23 PM (66G1t) 342
All those non-Russian republics are now independent graft centers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh One of my college professors was from Estonia. He would travel to the USSR to do research. According to him, pretty much everything operated on graft, so not much has changed. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 11:23 PM (0Htd1) 343
Real America's Voice (RAV) @RealAmVoice “PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS NOW SURVIVED MORE ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS THAN KAMALA HARRIS HAS CONDUCTED INTERVIEWS” - @JackPosobiec Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 15, 2024 11:23 PM (TGPs7) 344
I wished I had one of those suede jackets with the fringe.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 11:08 PM (0Htd1) ==== Leather vest with fringes. Leather headband. 1974. Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 15, 2024 11:24 PM (RIvkX) 345
Kindltot on the wall?
Shame on you. Posted by: nurse ratched at September 15, 2024 10:17 PM (mT+6a) I guess I have been bored, my wife is overseas. apparently the South Korean thanksgiving day is tomorrow so her friends are taking her out to dinner tonight. It will get busy next week, I am starting processing grapes and the tomatoes need canning too. Posted by: Kindltot at September 15, 2024 11:24 PM (D7oie) 346
"The people deserve the truth about the would be assassin and how he was able to get within 500 yards of the former president and current GOP nominee,"
_Governor Ron DeSantis ---------------- Sounds like he doesn't trust our Federal Law Enforcement to either do their job or be forthcoming with whatever info they do discover. Good man. Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2024 11:25 PM (Ud7de) 347
Maria indicated a nearby tennis court, where RFK jr. was hosing off a snookered Teddy. What up, I inquired? Bobby beamed at me and turned the hose over to his rape-hobbyist relative. Vern, I need you to capture me giving a thoughtful gift to one of my neat-human children. He had his Rolls brought around, and off we went. During our drive, the Bobster halted to pick up the carcass of a Golden Retriever that met a semi and had not lived to tell the tale. I was dealing with a Kennedy, and registered no surprise. Then we reached our destination, a zoo. Bobby called me to roll tape, and then proceeded to batter a giraffe into the afterlife with a crowbar. Then came the decapitation. For good measure, he offed a sloth as well. The kid likes animals, said he. So did we return to the Kennedy compound with the head of a giraffe ornamenting the roof of the Rolls and the corpses of a dog and sloth sharing the back seat. The birthday party was underway. A triumphant RFK climbed out and told Werner that this required the best shot I could provide. And so I did. Five, precisely, while I had him in a headlock. Backhanding a wavering Teddy, I left. Even Werner has limits. Ach.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 15, 2024 11:25 PM (tmPIh) 348
Yeah, she was busy writing songs bitching about her ex boyfriends.
Posted by: nerdygirl --- looking for words that rhyme with Travis Posted by: screaming in digital Are they broken up already? If they've already broken up, then that was little better than a one night stand. Posted by: nerdygirl Perhaps her next breakup song is about Kamala? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 15, 2024 11:25 PM (VNX3d) 349
I'm in the ' a pox on both their houses' . Russian assistance to our opponents in Korea and Vietnam and continuing to do so with other adversaries makes me not care that we are helping their opponents but I also don't care about a Ukraine who did everything they could to make Russia attack them and that they are one if not the most corrupt country in Europe.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 15, 2024 11:25 PM (jNAzB) Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 15, 2024 11:26 PM (QfvaV) 351
So they are not acksully ‘doing it’? It’s all an act? This is the gheyest NFL crap ever.
Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2024 11:21 PM (LHPAg) Banging the brother on the side? Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2024 11:26 PM (W/lyH) 352
I would be surprised if Azov was CIA trained on account of the fact Azov is actually effective...
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 15, 2024 11:26 PM (elaR+) 353
it is nice that the tards out to get Trump do not have ability to get the right tool for the job and or konw how to use the tools.
ffs, an ak, he would need to be within 10 meters with that garbage rod. Posted by: N at September 15, 2024 11:27 PM (8XibL) 354
There is allegedly a contract specifying the day that they will break up.
They were very upset by this rumor. Posted by: The ARC of History! Well, if there is a signed contract, that sounds more like borderline prostitution. So, which one is the prostitute and which one is the John? Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 11:27 PM (0Htd1) 355
Kamala is all about bringing down the corporations who are to blame for housing costs and Trump is for the corporations.
I'm Bill Clinton in 1992 and I approve this message, I mean I'm Kamala. Posted by: Kamala's ad at September 15, 2024 11:27 PM (UTGgr) 356
I guess I have been bored, my wife is overseas. apparently the South Korean thanksgiving day is tomorrow so her friends are taking her out to dinner tonight.
It will get busy next week, I am starting processing grapes and the tomatoes need canning too. Posted by: Kindltot at September 15, 2024 11:24 PM South Koreans are the best!!! Posted by: Stateless at September 15, 2024 11:27 PM (jvJvP) 357
94 FWIW, Johnny Ramone has one of the best grave monuments in the entire Hollywood Forever cemetery.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2024 10:16 PM (+o2mc) ---- So who would you say has the best light-hearted monument there? Posted by: Ciampino - The Noble way is the Nobel way & uses No Bells at September 15, 2024 11:28 PM (qfLjt) Posted by: AZOV at September 15, 2024 11:28 PM (V13WU) 359
343
Real America's Voice (RAV) @RealAmVoice “PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS NOW SURVIVED MORE ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS THAN KAMALA HARRIS HAS CONDUCTED INTERVIEWS” - @JackPosobiec Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 15, 2024 11:23 PM (TGPs7) Yup. And Gref sez: Boeing has flown the same number of successful Starliner crewed missions as Kamala has done press conferences since becoming the Dem candidate. Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2024 11:28 PM (aBgBM) 360
/off nazi sock
Posted by: runner at September 15, 2024 11:29 PM (V13WU) 361
Well, if there is a signed contract, that sounds more like borderline prostitution. So, which one is the prostitute and which one is the John?
Posted by: n depends where the contract was signed, entirely kosher in italy Posted by: N at September 15, 2024 11:29 PM (8XibL) 362
*does not look good on me..
Posted by: runner at September 15, 2024 11:29 PM (V13WU) 363
How do you even decapitate a beached whale? I'm guessing that a swift stroke with an executioner's sword is only going to make a huge smelly mess.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2024 10:31 PM (+o2mc) And where is the neck? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2024 11:29 PM (66G1t) 364
It will get busy next week, I am starting processing grapes and the tomatoes need canning too.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 15, 2024 11:24 PM (D7oie) I picked 18 tomatoes off two plants but sadly every one of them were split. Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2024 11:29 PM (W/lyH) 365
Hey, Bulgaroctonus
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 11:29 PM (0Htd1) 366
Well, if there is a signed contract, that sounds more like borderline prostitution. So, which one is the prostitute and which one is the John?
Not a prostitution contract - a joint reputational marketing contract. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2024 11:30 PM (uxCna) 367
ffs, an ak, he would need to be within 10 meters with that garbage rod. Posted by: N It was an SKS with a 30 rd magazine. The media knows Jack shit about firearms. An SKS and AK have one thing in common- the ammo they use. That's it. Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 15, 2024 11:31 PM (elaR+) 368
40 Methos
My bet is CIA. Ukraine has too many local problems. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2024 10:08 PM (u82oZ) ---- Local problems? So you are saying the Mayor then? {The Noble way is the Nobel way & uses No Bells -- see Dynamite} Posted by: Ciampino - diatomaceous earth - there's a mouthful fir yeh! at September 15, 2024 11:31 PM (qfLjt) 369
I seem to be stalled back at the part where I have admiration for the Ukes for defending their country so well. I never paid a lot of attention to Ukraine thus am uninformed about the place in general. So the fact they stood up for their nation struck a chord because that is what you do. The part about the Russian army being exposed still stands, though. I will do some homework on the rest.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at September 15, 2024 11:31 PM (hKoQL) 370
and then proceeded to batter a giraffe into the afterlife with a crowbar. Then came the decapitation.
I guess a giraffe decapitation would be easer than a whale decapitation. Although, do you start that base of the neck, or at the skull? At the skull would be the obvious answer, but wouldn't that gigantic neck be a fantastic trophy? Like if you slaughtered Gwyenth Paltrow. You wouldn't want to leave all that spine to the assholes at the mortuary. Posted by: spindrift at September 15, 2024 11:32 PM (yN44n) 371
So who would you say has the best light-hearted monument there?
Posted by: Ciampino - The Noble way is the Nobel way & uses No Bells at September 15, 2024 11:28 PM (qfLjt Well played. That's been rolling around in my head since reading it but couldn't figure out a humorous reply. Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2024 11:33 PM (W/lyH) 372
So it was... subjecting my youngest son to his 1st freeway drive in LA as part of his training for his driver's license...
That said, I did pick this morning...a Sunday, at 6:30 AM (What could go wrong?) and he entered on onramp well and bumped up to 65 before merging into the center lane without fuss. But then, (as only in LA) about 2 miles on our course, I noticed the red Dodge charger with black fat stripes thudding along the next lane right about 55 and just has my son came abreast...STOMPED the throttle (Which made ol Nightwatch bout loose his bladder) scream forward and then cut my son off with a lane change just in front of our right bumper while I turned the air absolutely BLUE with cuss words. My son did not flinch, and as that scum bag zoomed off up the freeway he commented..."So is that what the freeways are like during the week?" I'll I could muster was, "Welcome to the LA freeways." Posted by: Nightwatch at September 15, 2024 11:33 PM (TDvv2) 373
decides to practice her acting skills by taking on a bunch of archetypical harem roles and becoming his one-girl harem. He refers to her by which personality she's playing at the time; "impish," "spoiled," "cool," etc.
Posted by: mikeski at September 15, 2024 10:35 PM (DgGvY) does she claim it is empowering? Because it sounds like the sort of jackassery dumbasses claim is empowering. Posted by: Kindltot at September 15, 2024 11:33 PM (D7oie) 374
Beach is particularly noisy tonight. Tons of mexican faggs and loud mariachi music and revving low riders.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 15, 2024 11:34 PM (mT+6a) 375
Earlier this week, sweet and gentle Fen suggested putting Tesla's on all the bridges going into DC. ...Yeah, you know the rest.
Posted by: Braenyard Glad I don't work in DC anymore. It would still screw up my commute to the 5-sided nuthouse in Arlington, so don't do it Fen. Nice idea though. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 15, 2024 11:34 PM (sAmhv) 376
The answer is you decapitate a whale with dynamite. Sometimes, it’s like I don’t even know you people at all.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 15, 2024 11:34 PM (xaY8f) 377
The US intel community ran a color revolution in Ukraine in 2014 and replaced a government that was favorable to Russia with a western puppet.
For some reason we have spent the last few years and $200+ billion, that's billion with a "b", funding a needless war supporting Ukraine, a country almost nobody can find on a map and fewer give a wet fart about, against Russia. Who do you think is running Ukraine cause it sure as hell isn't a former comedian. Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2024 11:35 PM (LkLld) 378
The grandma trying to answer her shoe was pretty funny.
And she took it well. Posted by: t-bird at September 15, 2024 10:37 PM (lCA8w) Yeah, well the usual response for an abuela holding a chancla and being made to look silly is to start laying around some blows with it. Posted by: Kindltot at September 15, 2024 11:35 PM (D7oie) 379
I had a maraschino cherry once.
Once. You all are entirely welcome to whatever portion of the cake that abomination is on. Posted by: spindrift My parents had a small fruit farm. They sold tart cherries to a canning company. According to my mom, they made maraschino cherries by removing all of the natural color, and all of the natural flavor. Then replacing it with that fake, red stuff. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 11:35 PM (0Htd1) 380
Thanks, MisHum, for the Johnny Rivers and the ABBA, and for the surprise click.
Take care, all. Make sure you sweep for snipers next time you go golfing. Posted by: GWB at September 15, 2024 11:36 PM (doQhm) 381
Beach is particularly noisy tonight. Tons of mexican faggs and loud mariachi music and revving low riders.
Sounds like a perfect night to test a High Energy Radio Frequency (HERF) gun. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 15, 2024 11:36 PM (dZVON) 382
It was an SKS with a 30 rd magazine. The media knows Jack shit about firearms. An SKS and AK have one thing in common- the ammo they use. That's it. Posted by: Ere would have been better off with a wedge Posted by: N at September 15, 2024 11:36 PM (8XibL) Posted by: N at September 15, 2024 11:36 PM (8XibL) 384
367 It was an SKS with a 30 rd magazine.
The media knows Jack shit about firearms. An SKS and AK have one thing in common- the ammo they use. That's it. Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 15, 2024 11:31 PM (elaR+) ---- They see the banana-shaped mag and then it has to be an AK-47, you know, like this one https://tinyurl.com/mu63wyp8 Posted by: Ciampino - 303 ammo at September 15, 2024 11:36 PM (qfLjt) 385
I have acquaintances my age who have Teslas with the full self driving app. and they swear by it. I mean, they are my age and they have abdicated their entire driving abilities to a robot.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 15, 2024 11:36 PM (MeG8a) 386
mariachi is the country music of mexico
Posted by: N at September 15, 2024 11:37 PM (8XibL) 387
Freudian slip, or just the momentary error of a wired, frantic German?
Posted by: spindrift Werner would like to say that the caretaker of a pet Kinski is also subject to a metaphorical captivity, but honestly, it was the wired, frantic German thing. It is our thing, we Deutsch people, and Oktoberfest is one of our only respites. Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 15, 2024 11:37 PM (tmPIh) 388
376 The answer is you decapitate a whale with dynamite. Sometimes, it’s like I don’t even know you people at all.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 15, 2024 11:34 PM (xaY8f) ----------- I think inadequate consideration has been given to the chainsaw. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2024 11:38 PM (+o2mc) 389
I have acquaintances my age who have Teslas with the full self driving app. and they swear by it. I mean, they are my age and they have abdicated their entire driving abilities to a robot.
Posted by: g it is better that way, not so stressful when they are ordered to drive themselves to the camps Posted by: N at September 15, 2024 11:38 PM (8XibL) 390
there are teslas everywhere in texas
Posted by: N at September 15, 2024 11:38 PM (8XibL) 391
I'll I could muster was, "Welcome to the LA freeways." Posted by: Nightwatch at September 15, 2024 11:33 PM (TDvv2) Obligatory - https://tinyurl.com/ypz7c434 Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2024 11:39 PM (aBgBM) 392
And I likely see a dozen Waymo vehicles every day in my outings. Completely driverless.
Parents putting their young ones into the back seat to take them to school. Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 15, 2024 11:40 PM (MeG8a) 393
I'd like to see DeSantis name the SS top man in charge of security for Trump today and then demand the same from Shapiro for July 13.
Posted by: M. Gaga at September 15, 2024 11:40 PM (qNT3R) Posted by: George Takei at September 15, 2024 11:41 PM (WXNFJ) 395
331 Are they broken up already? If they've already broken up, then that was little better than a one night stand.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 10:57 PM (0Htd1) --- I don't know, I was attempting a joke... Posted by: screaming in digital It will be interesting to see how this one goes. Maybe, he's the one and they get married. Well, after signing prenups. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 11:41 PM (0Htd1) 396
Beautiful cat. Is purring all the time normal?
Posted by: Stateless at September 15, 2024 10:44 PM (jvJvP) depends on the cat, it means he is relaxed and happy. I have an old tortie that I have had since she was weaned and she never learned to purr right, she sort of breathes heavy. When they are really relaxed they stick their tongues out. Posted by: Kindltot at September 15, 2024 11:42 PM (D7oie) 397
381 Beach is particularly noisy tonight. Tons of mexican faggs and loud mariachi music and revving low riders.
---------- If you see my gardener tell him to get his ass over here and trim these boxwoods. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2024 11:42 PM (+o2mc) Posted by: nurse ratched at September 15, 2024 11:42 PM (mT+6a) 399
Werner, you may be interested to know that you were a clue in the crossword puzzle I was doing today.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar Herr Kapitän, Werner is flattered. I had always assumed I was flying below radar level, like a reputational Stealth Kraut. I shall taunt Kinski with this. Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 15, 2024 11:43 PM (tmPIh) 400
“363 How do you even decapitate a beached whale? I'm guessing that a swift stroke with an executioner's sword is only going to make a huge smelly mess.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43 The corpse of Oprah Winfrey has entered the chat. Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2024 11:43 PM (S6gqv) 401
Earlier this week, sweet and gentle Fen suggested putting Tesla's on all the bridges going into DC. ...Yeah, you know the rest.
Posted by: Braenyard Too expensive. For the price of one tesla, you could rent half a dozen rental trucks and fill them with old tires. And have enough money left over for a nice meal. In Manassas. Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2024 11:43 PM (W/lyH) 402
Mariachi music is very portable. 5 or 6 musicians all playing acoustic instruments, and maybe most or all of them sing.
I've seen them in costume at certain intersections and a pickup truck pulls up, the window rolls down, a deal was made, they jump in the back and off to a wedding. Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 15, 2024 11:45 PM (MeG8a) 403
Ciampino, I wouldn't mind one of those!
From what I can tell he used one like this, but his had a scope. https://tinyurl.com/3detcffy Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 15, 2024 11:45 PM (elaR+) 404
Too expensive. For the price of one tesla, you could rent half a dozen rental trucks and fill them with old tires.
And have enough money left over for a nice meal. In Manassas. Posted by: Diogenes ----------------------------- Would they get hot enough to crack the concrete and soften the steel? Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2024 11:47 PM (Ud7de) 405
We have what you're looking for. Call us!
Posted by: The ACME Giant Guillotine Corp. at September 15, 2024 11:47 PM (+o2mc) 406
355 Kamala is all about bringing down the corporations who are to blame for housing costs and Trump is for the corporations.
I'm Bill Clinton in 1992 and I approve this message, I mean I'm Kamala. Posted by: Kamala's ad Well, she's going to solve the problem of high housing costs by giving people $25,000 toward a down payment. And house prices will totally not go up. Pinky swear. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2024 11:48 PM (0Htd1) 407
Who do you think is running Ukraine cause it sure as hell isn't a former comedian.
A current comedian. And we're not laughing anymore. Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 15, 2024 11:48 PM (mH6SG) 408
The answer is you decapitate a whale with dynamite. Sometimes, it’s like I don’t even know you people at all.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 15, 2024 11:34 PM (xaY8f) I think the point of application is the problem, not the method. Where on that smooth uninterrupted surface do you place the charge, whack away with the axe, set up the guillotine, or power into it with a chainsaw? I'm sure there are rules of thumb, like with killing an elephant, but we don't get to hear about them. It's a real problem for the whale skull art community. Posted by: spindrift at September 15, 2024 11:49 PM (yN44n) 409
Nite all!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2024 11:50 PM (W/lyH) 410
If the head of the SecServ and Mayokas aren't fired by Friday, the GOP needs to shut down the government.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 15, 2024 11:51 PM (IG4Id) 411
Who do you think is running Ukraine cause it sure as hell isn't a former comedian.
Say, how is the 2024 Ukrainian Total Victory Summer Offensive going? Surely the Ukies must be at the outskirts of Sevastopol by now. Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2024 11:53 PM (aBgBM) 412
I looked at a fragment of the alleged Azov video - the guy was in it, but there was nothing obvious linking it to Azov.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2024 11:13 PM (uxCna) That yellow banner the depressed woman is wearing looks suggestive. Then it might be in the spoken Ukrainian Posted by: Kindltot at September 15, 2024 11:55 PM (D7oie) 413
Don't watch this. Crazy shit.
It's just a coincidence the CIA is running Ukraine and has been for 10 years. https://tinyurl.com/5n78jm55 Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2024 11:56 PM (LkLld) 414
Say, how is the 2024 Ukrainian Total Victory Summer Offensive going? Surely the Ukies must be at the outskirts of Sevastopol by now.
Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2024 11:53 PM (aBgBM) If not on the outskirts of Vladivostok... Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2024 11:57 PM (66G1t) 415
Earlier this week, sweet and gentle Fen suggested putting Tesla's on all the bridges going into DC. ...Yeah, you know the rest.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2024 11:15 PM (Ud7de) Nah, it was me, and it was all the bridges on I-5 in Washington state, and no, I don't suggest it, I merely said it would make the IC and the FIB start lying overtime to cover it up Posted by: Kindltot at September 15, 2024 11:57 PM (D7oie) 416
I guess a giraffe decapitation would be easer than a whale decapitation.
Although, do you start that base of the neck, or at the skull? At the skull would be the obvious answer, but wouldn't that gigantic neck be a fantastic trophy? Like if you slaughtered Gwyenth Paltrow. You wouldn't want to leave all that spine to the assholes at the mortuary. Posted by: spindrift Ach, you are good and decent people, and Werner does not to leave you the mental scars of Robert F. Kenney, Junior did to harvest his gruesome trophy/birthday gift. But in the broader nature of your question, what would be more illuminating would be to contemplate this enigma - if a giraffe wore a necktie, where on his neck would he wear it? This would also apply to a diplodocus. It is a head-scratcher. Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 15, 2024 11:57 PM (tmPIh) 417
406 355 Kamala is all about bringing down the corporations who are to blame for housing costs and Trump is for the corporations.
-------------------- It's a shell game. She and her cohorts just doubled the cost of housing now they are going to bring it down 25%. Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2024 11:57 PM (Ud7de) 418
Zeleskny on the Victory tour and many medals on his sweatshirt?
Posted by: a dude in MI at September 15, 2024 11:58 PM (+I6Y/) 419
But in the broader nature of your question, what would be more illuminating would be to contemplate this enigma - if a giraffe wore a necktie, where on his neck would he wear it? This would also apply to a diplodocus. It is a head-scratcher.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 15, 2024 11:57 PM (tmPIh) Alternating bow ties and neckties, until you run out of neck. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2024 11:59 PM (66G1t) 420
And why wasn't there a Triplodocus?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2024 12:00 AM (66G1t) Posted by: N at September 16, 2024 12:00 AM (8XibL) 422
I want to borrow the time machine just to see the look on my 1984, slightly too young to vote for Reagan, Hunt for Red October reading face, when I tell him that in The Future, the ukrainians will be more of a danger to the body politic of the US than The Russians.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 16, 2024 12:01 AM (yOPBE) 423
Comment on Youtube: Gun is either a SKS with Monte Carlo stock, or an unconverted Saiga. Either way ultimate cringe boomer loadout. Agree or Disagree? Posted by: Soothsayer, Anti Sesame Seed Crew at September 16, 2024 12:05 AM (MLI8A) 424
so he decided to go with an sks instead of his carcano
Posted by: N at September 16, 2024 12:07 AM (8XibL) Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2024 12:08 AM (Ud7de) 426
did he even think about a tactical lver gun?
Posted by: N at September 16, 2024 12:08 AM (8XibL) 427
There was a book I read once (actually twice)
We were in the troughs of asymmetrical warfare with various bad actors related to the religion of peace that had infiltrated the US government. The hero of the book took on assignments to remove said bad actors by a very unique technique. Using a highly concentrated from of Succinylcholine armed in a pressurized writing pen/needle and stabbed into the leg of the unsuspecting bad guy the bad guy became paralyzed within a minute, collapsed and took on all the appearances of a major heart attack from which bad guy did not survive. Just saying... Posted by: Nightwatch at September 16, 2024 12:08 AM (TDvv2) 428
It's a shell game. She and her cohorts just doubled the cost of housing now they are going to bring it down 25%.
Posted by: Braenyard a Early in the Biden/Harris administration I told my brother that the trillion dollar plus budgets were going to cause inflation. I'm just waiting for a chance to say, "I told you so," because I'm a giver. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2024 12:08 AM (0Htd1) 429
Strike II. Small price to pay for second amendment right? AK-47.
Posted by: raimondo at September 16, 2024 12:09 AM (+iNo9) Posted by: Nightwatch at September 16, 2024 12:11 AM (TDvv2) 431
In my ongoing struggles with the El Camino, I got the Toyota Supra seat securely mounted on the driver's side, and it sits just fine. Took out the useless third seat belt for the middle passenger. Fuggedaboudit, this is a two-seater car. Mounting the passenger side seat will have to wait until I bash down the big hump in the floor that was made to provide room for the catalytic converter, which is MIA. The transmission is bad, and will have to be replaced. I have a rebuilt 700R4 transmission on a dolly in my shop, and since it is a sunk cost, it makes sense to use it, and it is a definite upgrade for the car. I can massage the floor when the transmission is out, and then fabricate a new rear crossmember to fit the new transmission.
And I put it on the hoist, and removed a rear brake drum to check the brakes. Not fully worn out, but past their prime, and the drum was grooved. Machined the drum, and it miked out at .090 over. New drums and shoes ordered... Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2024 12:13 AM (66G1t) 432
raimondo needs to be reported to authorities for incitement
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2024 12:14 AM (V13WU) 433
Rainmandodo! Where ya been? Golfing, I presume?
Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2024 12:14 AM (njWTi) 434
@429
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2024 12:14 AM (V13WU) 435
That yellow banner the depressed woman is wearing looks suggestive. Then it might be in the spoken Ukrainian
Yeah, I didn't try to follow the spoken Ukrainian. One woman was holding up a flag with a Ukrainian slogan, which Google Translates to "Sing Always", but I couldn't find a link between Azov and that flag. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 16, 2024 12:15 AM (uxCna) 436
One woman was holding up a flag with a Ukrainian slogan, which Google Translates to "Sing Always", but I couldn't find a link between Azov and that flag.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 16, 2024 12:15 AM (uxCna) Google is absolutely not to be trusted to give honest translations in this context. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2024 12:17 AM (66G1t) Posted by: Chuck C at September 16, 2024 12:17 AM (yOPBE) 438
Anyone want to place a marker on a very large amount of LSD dumped into a municipal water supply? I've been waiting for that one for a long time.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 16, 2024 12:17 AM (KAi1n) 439
and to be even more specific, I did not suggest it, I said that it would be a simpler terrorist target for Russian agents if they wanted to do terrorism in retaliation of the increased NATO participation in Ukraine, that it would be simpler than making a strike at McCord, and someone else was concerned about.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2024 12:18 AM (D7oie) 440
Trump has had two debates this election cycle. Both times he has debated a clearly incompetent person.
They've tried to assassinate him after both. If you don't know who we are really fighting you aren't seeing what is really going on. Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2024 12:18 AM (LkLld) 441
Google is absolutely not to be trusted to give honest translations in this context.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Like the guy I used to work with, who had 5 chinese characters tattoo'd on his arm & *swore* that they spelled his (5 letter) name. LMAO! Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2024 12:19 AM (njWTi) 442
Sometime soon, we'll see the official U.S. Government gonkulator.
https://youtu.be/UhzGjqZqSjA I can't wait. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 16, 2024 12:19 AM (VNX3d) 443
This Shit is completely unacceptable!
The Democrates are on notice now in various parts of our Republic... Hands across the isle??? Go fuck yourselves!!! 3rd DEBATE?? Go Fuck yourselves!! SEE YOU IN NOVEMBER BITCHES!!!....OH....and GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!! Posted by: Nightwatch at September 16, 2024 12:20 AM (TDvv2) 444
BBIAB, some type noise in the back yard, the lights don't illuminate the back fence good enough. Yes, I WILL be carrying.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at September 16, 2024 12:20 AM (hKoQL) 445
Google is absolutely not to be trusted to give honest translations in this context.
If it were a more overtly political slogan, I might have been able to read it. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 16, 2024 12:20 AM (uxCna) 446
Gun is either a SKS with Monte Carlo stock
Clarkson drove a Montecarlo in the final Grand Tour film. I had a diecast Montecarlo as a kid, which I imagined Ralph the Mouse hooned around with while I slept. https://tinyurl.com/nhxauken Posted by: spindrift at September 16, 2024 12:20 AM (yN44n) 447
It's a shell game. She and her cohorts just doubled the cost of housing now they are going to bring it down 25%.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2024 11:57 PM (Ud7de) that won't bring it down a penny, it will drive all house prices up around 25K (The cost of a simple cremation in Oregon, as a basic funeral cost. is 2K, because all the insurance companies pay that amount in survivor benefits, and the funeral homes aren't going to budge on that "put") Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2024 12:20 AM (D7oie) 448
We want to move to Newcastle, or Pinedale. Or Fort Bridger. Or Lovell. Or Riverton. Or Lander. Posted by: Pug Mahon ----- Dubois. I was amazed at the Miltary Vehicle museum. For everyone else- If you're anywhere near, don't miss it. Tanks, tanks, tanks, mobile arty, half-tracks, trucks, motorcycles... hell, there's even a brown-water Navy boat from Vietnam. There's even an F102 sitting out in the field - must have been a package deal :-). It's huge - a multi-day museum, like Wright-Patterson or Cody. Posted by: buddhaha at September 16, 2024 12:21 AM (lRRDM) Posted by: Nightwatch at September 16, 2024 12:24 AM (TDvv2) 450
Ah, I found the 2:20 version of the video (with English translation) instead of the 0:19 version.
Yeah, it's Azov. https://tinyurl.com/2b2ah9cw Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 16, 2024 12:24 AM (uxCna) 451
Anyone want to place a marker on a very large amount of LSD dumped into a municipal water supply? I've been waiting for that one for a long time.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 16, 2024 12:17 AM (KAi1n) === It's been done. Posted by: Shelley Winters at September 16, 2024 12:25 AM (RIvkX) 452
Ah, I found the 2:20 version of the video (with English translation) instead of the 0:19 version.
Our buddy is at 1:50. The point of the video is to demand the repatriation of the Azov people trapped in the factory in Mariupol early in the war. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 16, 2024 12:26 AM (uxCna) 453
Robby Starbuck
@robbystarbuck Wow. Attempted Trump Assassin Ryan Routh wrote a book on the Ukraine war. In the book he tells Iran to assassinate Trump while praising John Kerry for the Iran Deal. He also calls Trump an idiot and says he "perpetrated" Jan. 6th. He sounds like a mainstream media addict. Screenshots: x.com/robbystarbuck/status/1835531912787439753 9:11 PM · Sep 15, 2024 Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 16, 2024 12:30 AM (9aVck) 454
Yeah, it's Azov.
https://tinyurl.com/2b2ah9cw Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 16, 2024 12:24 AM (uxCna) Pretty sure the Uke letters "A3OB" are "Azov". Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2024 12:30 AM (66G1t) 455
Just paid three bucks on Amazon for his opus:
Ukraine's Unwinnable War: The Fatal Flaw of Democracy, World Abandonment and the Global Citizen-Taiwan, Afghanistan, North Korea and the end of Humanity Two reviews so far: It just didn’t hit the mark. While Mr. Routh had a clear aim in this book, it just did not hit the way it was supposed to. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 16, 2024 12:37 AM (uxCna) 456
Mr. Routh's summary (in part):
As the Taliban is committing genocide and killing the majority of the Afghan population; we have 5900 Afghan soldiers ready to deploy to Ukraine and we have 10,000 of the Syrian free army(less 67 killed in the earthquake last week) that Ukraine and the US refuses to allow and coordinate them to go and fight in Ukraine. After spending five months in Ukraine I began to realize that it was impossible for Ukraine to win this war and that the world should not have grand thoughts that it is possible. I presume that I must be clear, that while on the current path Ukraine will not win, it is imperative for the world that they do win, and that is why this book is so important, for us all to recognize that losing is not an option and what we must do to win. I obviously did not write this to make any money, as that is totally unimportant; the extremely important issue is that we openly discuss daily the major issues that face Ukraine and what we each must try to do to fix them. This is a conflict of global importance and the outcome will affect us each and every one for the rest of the world. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 16, 2024 12:40 AM (uxCna) 457
Taylor Swift, Katie Perry, - as a man I would absolutely bang these nasty dirtbag broads, but their pop music is shit, and their too high-and-mighty social presence is too ugly for a normal human relationship.
They are fake corporate tools designed to generate revenue. Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2024 12:40 AM (nDTFN) Posted by: runner at September 16, 2024 12:41 AM (V13WU) 459
Trump has had two debates this election cycle. Both times he has debated a clearly incompetent person.
They've tried to assassinate him after both. If you don't know who we are really fighting you aren't seeing what is really going on. Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2024 12:18 AM Now I understand why Trump doesn't want any more debates. LOL! Bret Weinstein has said he doesn't think they'll allow Trump to become president again, whoever they are, even if he wins. (See Jamie Snakeskin's 'we won't certify the election if he wins' insurrection-ny interview.) It's looking more and more like that just might be the case. TPTB, The Deep State, whatever, cannot allow us ever again to make a selection not of their choosing. Who do we think we are, a free people or something? Like I said before, I believe Trump when he says there are evil forces arrayed against him (like the pedo child abuse/sacrifice group that is only too happy with open borders and missing children). I also believe it when he says they're not after him, they're after us, he's just in the way. The over-charging/sentencing of J-6 defendants vs. not charging 2020 BLM rioters proves that to be true, too. Posted by: RickZ at September 16, 2024 12:42 AM (gKDq2) 460
NATO will need to cross the line and risk the Nuke exchange.
Call Putin's bluff...it's time. He will blink. Posted by: Nightwatch at September 16, 2024 12:43 AM (TDvv2) 461
Horrific moment woman discovers giant rat staring up at her from the toilet
https://mol.im/a/13852427 Skim reading I read that as 'giant turd staring up at her from the toilet'. -- See, shitty AI has invaded the sewers!! We are doomed. Posted by: Ciampino - .303 ammo at September 16, 2024 12:44 AM (qfLjt) 462
NATO will need to cross the line and risk the Nuke exchange.
Call Putin's bluff...it's time. He will blink. But how will nuclear war play in Pennsylvania and Michigan, politically? Posted by: The Harris Campaign! at September 16, 2024 12:46 AM (uxCna) 463
Pretty sure the Uke letters "A3OB" are "Azov".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2024 12:30 AM (66G1t) From watching Russian war movies/tv series with English subtitles on YouTube, sounds legit. Posted by: RickZ at September 16, 2024 12:46 AM (gKDq2) 464
Bottom Line: He was Radicalized by cable Fake News and Social Media gaslighting. Posted by: Soothsayer, Anti Sesame Seed Crew at September 16, 2024 12:47 AM (OUQF4) 465
Randy Barnett
@RandyEBarnett Ryan Routh did not kill himself while in custody. Yet. 9:31 PM · Sep 15, 2024 Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 16, 2024 12:47 AM (9aVck) Posted by: RickZ at September 16, 2024 12:47 AM (gKDq2) 467
As a lifelong Republican, I welcome being incinerated in a nuclear blast, so long as it increases Kamala's election chances.
Posted by: Lifelong Republican! at September 16, 2024 12:48 AM (uxCna) 468
>>>NATO will need to cross the line and risk the Nuke exchange.
Call Putin's bluff...it's time. He will blink. Posted by: Nightwatch >Putin is reasonable. Sunnis with an army of deranged Arabs are not. You haven't heard much about the Syrians because they've had their ass handed to them. They're catching their second wind. Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2024 12:48 AM (nDTFN) 469
422 I want to borrow the time machine just to see the look on my 1984, slightly too young to vote for Reagan, Hunt for Red October reading face, when I tell him that in The Future, the ukrainians will be more of a danger to the body politic of the US than The Russians.
Posted by: Chuck C .................... Red Storm Rising was great! His respect for the IC and military was admirable. Alas, he and his books are a relic of a different time. Different rules. Serious people in a moment in time. Now? It's a depraved shitshow and those running things are malignant clowns. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 16, 2024 12:48 AM (sAmhv) 470
Megyn Kelly did an almost 3 hr Breaking newscast some hour ago. The best part is at the end - Susan Crabtree, political corresponded for RCP. Podcast was shortly after the news broke, so not all that we know know (admittedly not much ) was available to Kelly, but she still managed to pull together a good podcast.
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2024 12:49 AM (V13WU) 471
Putin is not ruler Supreme.
There are various factions or oligarchs that support him. I don't think they would let him launch a first strike. Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 16, 2024 12:49 AM (elaR+) 472
1 [534 comments] 'Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden' [74.95 posts/day]
And FRIST! in the hearts of his Countrymen. Posted by: Miklos approves this message at September 16, 2024 12:51 AM (sq/uD) 473
From the first linked story: "The child was treated for their injuries at a Silverdale hospital."
*The child* was treated for *their* injuries? Posted by: LibertyDefender at September 16, 2024 12:53 AM (VYphx) 474
Israel admits it 'killed three hostages by mistake' during air strike that killed Hamas commander
https://mol.im/a/13853053 Posted by: Ciampino - Just go kill 300 Hamas POS as reprisal at September 16, 2024 12:54 AM (qfLjt) 475
Red Storm Rising was great! His respect for the IC and military was admirable. Alas, he and his books are a relic of a different time. Different rules. Serious people in a moment in time. Now? It's a depraved shitshow and those running things are malignant clowns.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 16, 2024 12:48 AM (sAmhv) Our Republic has devolved into a kakistocracy, "a government run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens." They've figured out how to pay themselves from the public purse. And if it takes a war in Ukraine and a Posted by: RickZ at September 16, 2024 12:55 AM (gKDq2) 476
From the first linked story: "The child was treated for their injuries at a Silverdale hospital."
*The child* was treated for *their* injuries? Posted by: LibertyDefender at September 16, 2024 12:53 AM (VYphx) The proper pronoun for that sentence is "its". "Child", absent some defining information as to its sex, is a neuter noun. This used to be common knowledge. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2024 12:55 AM (66G1t) 477
Kamala Harris debuts ANOTHER bizarre accent at the black caucus dinner
https://mol.im/a/13853239 Can she do Klingon? Posted by: Ciampino - Kamala will solve Fermat's last ..... at September 16, 2024 12:57 AM (qfLjt) Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2024 12:59 AM (LkLld) 479
Four people are shot, including a cop, at Sutter Avenue Station in East New York, Brooklyn, during horrific daylight gunfight
https://mol.im/a/13853275 Posted by: Ciampino - another blue city at September 16, 2024 01:00 AM (qfLjt) 480
I saw an old video of Kamala with Willie Brown and a reporter asks if she is his daughter.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 16, 2024 01:01 AM (elaR+) 481
Huge Supreme Court docs leak exposes chief justice meddling in Trump's January 6 and election cases
https://mol.im/a/13853061 Hyperbole? Posted by: Ciampino - definitely not a parabola at September 16, 2024 01:01 AM (qfLjt) 482
Israel admits it 'killed three hostages by mistake' during air strike that killed Hamas commander
https://mol.im/a/13853053 Posted by: Ciampino - Just go kill 300 Hamas POS as reprisal at September 16, 2024 12:54 AM (qfLjt) That's not a "mistake". It's "collateral damage". If the IDF does not know the hostages are present in a target area, they are under no constraints as to destroying it. The guilt for their death rests with Hamas, who put them in Harm's way. Par for the course; brave Hamas fighters hiding behind the skirts of women and children. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2024 01:01 AM (66G1t) 483
The proper pronoun for that sentence is "its". "Child", absent some defining information as to its sex, is a neuter noun. This used to be common knowledge.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Wait until they find out that in Quebecois, all nouns are gendered. It is the Way of Their People. Posted by: Le Mikleuse at September 16, 2024 01:01 AM (sq/uD) 484
Well, it has gone 11:00 P.M. here, and I am off to bed. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2024 01:03 AM (66G1t) 485
Recently somebody asked me if I had watched some entertainment awards show.
I inquired, do they still have award shows? How quaint. Fuck these people and their narcissism. I went on social media and the lead story from the entertainment and media industry was "We're all useless fucks." Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2024 01:06 AM (nDTFN) 486
What it is with these fcking imbeciles thinking we're going to invade and conquer OMG Russia Russia Russia?
And the even odder thing is that the same imbeciles say that if we don't Russia will conquer everything to the English Channel... Never mind that they haven't even finished taking the part of Ukraine they want yet after years and years Posted by: azjaeger at September 16, 2024 01:06 AM (3/XaG) 487
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________________ We have discovered that migrants are, in fact, eating cats in Ohio. We have verified, with multiple witnesses and visual cross-references, that African migrants in Dayton, the next city over from Springfield, barbecued these cats last summer. https://tinyurl.com/bdzb59nn Posted by: Ciampino - Roasted feet of Haitian pet-eaters available at September 16, 2024 01:06 AM (qfLjt) 488
>>>I saw an old video of Kamala with Willie Brown and a reporter asks if she is his daughter.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale >That would only be possible if you live in a society where your daughter sucks your cock and balls. Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2024 01:08 AM (nDTFN) 489
That would only be possible if you live in a society where your daughter sucks your cock and balls.
Posted by: Dr. Bone If the left has their way... Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 16, 2024 01:10 AM (elaR+) 490
That would only be possible if you live in a society where your daughter sucks your cock and balls.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2024 01:08 AM (nDTFN) Right on it, Boss! Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein & His Band Of Merry Procurers at September 16, 2024 01:11 AM (gKDq2) 491
Our current and by far not our biggest enemy is not Putin. It hasn't been for years.
Why do you think Dick and Liz Cheney, Adam Kinzinger, and the entire intelligence community is against us? This isn't a hard question. Russia is calling us Nazis. Russia isn't calling us white supremacists. Russia isn't trying to transition our kids. Russia didn't run a coup to take out the elected government of Ukraine. Russia didn't try to kill Trump. Twice. The enemy is here. Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2024 01:12 AM (LkLld) 492
Outrage over city's plans to alter iconic Viking statue after fact-checking busybodies demanded makeover: 'He'd feel naked'
https://mol.im/a/13850301 Well when you have some woman with a bit of authority then this is what you get. Now how does anyone know if even 1 or 2 Vikings stuck horns in their helmets, just as feathers have been popular everywhere? Posted by: Ciampino - Roasted podia at September 16, 2024 01:13 AM (qfLjt) 493
Never saw such a thing, there was a pretty nice buck with his head stuck on the fence, and as I got there he broke free, antler snapped. I thought he was gonna run me down but I yelled at him, he flinched and went by. Didn't find the antler, I'll wait until tomorrow. Right now I need to set back a spell and relax with a cigarette.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at September 16, 2024 01:18 AM (hKoQL) 494
The enemy is here.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2024 01:12 AM (LkLld) Never forget the immortal words of Walt Kelly's 'Pogo' from 1970: "We have met the enemy and he is us." Posted by: RickZ at September 16, 2024 01:18 AM (gKDq2) 495
I wonder if the pupster in the top photo knows that they're eating the dogs.
Posted by: m at September 16, 2024 01:20 AM (64Zez) 496
The Ramones are the greatest band ever, for two minutes, if you haven't heard them for a while
Posted by: azjaeger at September 16, 2024 01:21 AM (3/XaG) 497
Wow, IG! Unexpected, in one's own backyard, for sure!
Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2024 01:22 AM (njWTi) 498
Wow, IG! Unexpected, in one's own backyard, for sure!
Posted by: JQ Irongrampa is in my back yard? Come on in, the dog doesn't bite Posted by: Miklos, holding down the fort at September 16, 2024 01:25 AM (sq/uD) 499
Vikings. BAH!
I will never sign on to board a Viking River Cruise or Tour, even if they gave me the tickets for free. Consider, there is NO RAIDING, NO PILLAGING, NO BURNINGS, and RAPE is RIGHT OUT!!! Yet, people pay Serious Money to sail those waters under a Viking Flag? Heretics! Put them to the lash, and then drive them to bend to the oars till the Captain can go water skiing! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2024 01:28 AM (kQgoX) 500
>>Never forget the immortal words of Walt Kelly's 'Pogo' from 1970: "We have met the enemy and he is us."
I've been astounded since the start of the Ukraine war how little people know about what has been going on over there for years. Can't keep blaming leftists for not knowing what is going on when our side doesn't either. Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2024 01:28 AM (LkLld) 501
Isn’t in interesting that both would be assassins appeared in propaganda videos made by the military-industrial complex?
https://tinyurl.com/mrym52d Posted by: Ciampino - on the payroll at September 16, 2024 01:30 AM (qfLjt) 502
Hi, Miklos! How are you?
Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2024 01:31 AM (njWTi) 503
I always thought we were too developed for the deer to casually stroll through the yards like that. Don't have a clue how he got tangled in the fence weave either.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at September 16, 2024 01:32 AM (hKoQL) 504
473 From the first linked story: "The child was treated for their injuries at a Silverdale hospital."
*The child* was treated for *their* injuries? - - - - - - Easily explained. The kid is schizo, multiple personalities... Posted by: As not seen on TV at September 16, 2024 01:33 AM (P7DNU) 505
Here to bother people for a bit...
Saw a recap of the Emmy's. Shogun won big, good for the show. Lots of cat lady jokes, what a clever bunch they are out in Hollywood! And Jon Stewart brought up today's assassination and at least tried to speak a bit of reason. Said we should all have a no shooting policy, whatever side we're on. But as the Horde wisely pointed out to me before, no one watches that show anymore so it won't move the cultural needle at all. Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2024 01:36 AM (gU8T2) 506
I've been astounded since the start of the Ukraine war how little people know about what has been going on over there for years.
Can't keep blaming leftists for not knowing what is going on when our side doesn't either. Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2024 01:28 AM (LkLld) Most Americans don't know American history so I don't expect them to know a subset of European history called Russo-Ukrainian History. It's rather complicated. Far more complicated than our current easily digestible 30-second soundbite news from the likes of CNN. Posted by: RickZ at September 16, 2024 01:36 AM (gKDq2) 507
Irongrampa, there are deer 'in town' and more at Dad's place (a mile from downtown!) than at my place (at the very far edge of town).
Water source, is the big difference. There's an open drainage ditch that runs through Dad's backyard & no nearby water at my place... Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2024 01:37 AM (njWTi) 508
>>> Never forget the immortal words of Walt Kelly's 'Pogo' from 1970: "We have met the enemy and he is us."
I've been astounded since the start of the Ukraine war how little people know about what has been going on over there for years. Love Pogo. It's amazing how our collective memories suddenly forgot that Ukraine has been corrupt for a long time. And also the war doves in the democrat party forgot they were supposed to be anti war, and turned into war hawks. At this stage of the war, every argument they used about getting out of Vietnam applies to why we should get out of Ukraine. Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2024 01:39 AM (gU8T2) 509
I thought the remake of Shogun was solid. I was entertained.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 16, 2024 01:41 AM (sAmhv) 510
>>Most Americans don't know American history so I don't expect them to know a subset of European history called Russo-Ukrainian History. It's rather complicated. Far more complicated than our current easily digestible 30-second soundbite news from the likes of CNN.
And yet I was told I was a Putin apologist if I didn't wave an Ukraine flag. Can't be both. Current history is much less complicated. We're at a predictable crossroad where WWIII is a real possibility and an assassin who is a huge Ukraine booster with potential CIA ties just tried to kill Trump. And tomorrow his CIA affiliation will get memory holed and the media will ignore all of this and circus will move on. Same same. Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2024 01:45 AM (LkLld) 511
>>> Irongrampa, there are deer 'in town' and more at Dad's place (a mile from downtown!) than at my place (at the very far edge of town).
I've been lucky enough to live in beautiful small towns and remote places where gangs of deer feel safe to roam and eat all our plants. Too bad you're not Haitian, you could shoot 'em and bag some meat! Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2024 01:45 AM (qkE7B) 512
… every argument they used about getting out of Vietnam applies to why we should get out of Ukraine.
Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2024 01:39 AM (gU8T2) ***** Except now America is the communist country and the Russians aren’t. History sure has a heck of a sense of irony.. Posted by: Lurker at September 16, 2024 01:47 AM (FC8SQ) Posted by: Miklos, 39 and holding (That is from Jerry Lee Lewis) at September 16, 2024 01:49 AM (sq/uD) 514
Sure do spend a lot of time following Moron links.
Not only do Xwitter links load faster than YooToobs, they also don't have sidebar suggestions... which can really be seductive. One thing is obvious about those suggested videos, the ones with click-bait pix of boobs and butts and the like don't usually have that in the video, at least not more than a flash. But I still get suckered into lots of videos, on various topics. Then I come back here and find I'm a gazillion comments behind. Which include links.... Daisy dog is here to tell me to give it up and go to bed, and she's right, as usual. She's a good dog. https://youtu.be/3PfYGglsYiI G'nite, y'all. Posted by: mindful webworker - lost in the warrens again at September 16, 2024 01:50 AM (5lxGh) 515
Too bad you're not Haitian, you could shoot 'em and bag some meat!
Posted by: LizLem LOL. If any deer show up here, I can take 'em without trouble. (not *legally* but nobody would tell) That's probably why there aren't any around. Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2024 01:51 AM (njWTi) 516
Reminds me... I need to get a deer tag soon.
Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2024 01:55 AM (njWTi) 517
@laralogan
· 41s If you believe these patsy’s were the real shooter/threat then….you haven’t figured it out yet. Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2024 01:59 AM (LkLld) 518
Archived scroll through of the assassin's X account before it was memory holed. Wish we could see his FB!
https://x.com/billboardchris/status/1835452723929457000 Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2024 02:01 AM (X8lpo) 519
I've seen as many as 9 mulies at a time, in Dad's yard.. just lounging around, munching the shrubbery or flopped down for a snooze. Just unreal, considering the proximity to human activity!
Of course I would not take one down in my own yard, I'm not insane. (maybe?) But deer just don't hang around out here. The creek is a mile away. Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2024 02:07 AM (njWTi) Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 16, 2024 02:09 AM (elaR+) 521
Depends on the location... actually, the species. Eastern deer - whitetails - are much more people tolerant than western deer - blacktails and mule.
In PA, had a whitetail doe overwinter in a 1 acre or thereabouts woodlot across the street. We'd see her regularly from the front porch. Here in AZ, I'll see the occasional mule deer, but the density is way less - a lot of empty space around my house. Posted by: buddhaha at September 16, 2024 02:09 AM (lRRDM) 522
Told ya.
PS, in case you didn't know the Ukraine International Legion is CIA. @MaxBlumenthal Would-be Trump shooter Ryan Routh has published a 291 page book, “Unwinnable War,” about his time in Ukraine’s Int’l Legion Routh says he’d like to see Putin assassinated, seems to hope for Trump’s assassination as well, and calls for the US to “instigate” a nuclear war with Russia Stating he’s neither a Democrat or Republican, Routh’s clearly articulated mindset toward Russia mirrors that of Beltway hardliners. He offers gushing admiration for Juan Guaido, the Free Syrian Army, Myanmar rebels, and other CIA backed forces, while hinting at a friendship with MSNBC natsec hack and fellow International Brigade member Malcolm Nance. Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2024 02:12 AM (LkLld) 523
521: I see Whitetail deer here in the crowded suburbs of Babylon DC. I've passed them on the way to the subway. They just look at you like 'What are you lookin at'.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 16, 2024 02:13 AM (sAmhv) 524
Trump is flashing Trump Signs...
Hadessah1776!🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊 @HKracken So, Trump tells the world, He hates Taylor Swift. What he is really saying is... He hates the Baal "Swift" system, that's on it's way out the door. So of course the deep state is panicking... We Yelling Timber... The Fall Of The Cabal. Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 16, 2024 02:15 AM (TGPs7) 525
Disclose.tv @disclosetv NEW - Another round of public UFO hearings to take place in Congress as early as September as new footage emerges of "huge" craft near U.S. nuclear weapons base — DailyMail Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 16, 2024 02:24 AM (TGPs7) 526
Peeking in
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2024 02:28 AM (fwDg9) Posted by: Use a sniper rifle ffs at September 16, 2024 02:32 AM (EF/Y1) Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2024 02:36 AM (njWTi) 529
I'm glad the heat is over with, and summer is ending. The heat has been miserable here and I won't miss it.
Nights are cool but not *crisp* yet, so there's still time to winterize. Not that I enjoy shoveling snow, but at least can warm up with extra clothes or a blanket. Can't escape excess heat as easily, LOL. Spring and Autumn are my favorite seasons, and are mostly mild, so outdoor chores aren't a hardship for this old broad... Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2024 02:54 AM (njWTi) 530
Cat hasn't brought the nightly mouse yet, he's still snoozing on the patio chair.
Why am I still awake? (because I can't sleep) Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2024 03:01 AM (njWTi) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2024 03:07 AM (Zf63q) 532
Hey BD, what supplements do you take? You mentioned this a few days ago.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 16, 2024 03:12 AM (KAi1n) 533
I should mention that the reason we don't normally have deer in the backyards is the fencing present in everyone's backyard. Much simpler for them to just detour around.
In addition to the numerous dogs present. Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at September 16, 2024 03:13 AM (hKoQL) 534
Dogs, yep. We're now the only ones what *don't* have a dog, in our area... Will change that someday, when the right critter happens along.
Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2024 03:16 AM (njWTi) 535
Hey BD, what supplements do you take? You mentioned this a few days ago.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 16, 2024 03:12 AM (KAi1n) - Argh! B+folic acid, C, D, K, Zinc, multi, magnesium, glucosamine, EGCG, collagen, omega 3, quercetin. Mrs. BD adds E and boron, which rhymes with moron. There are no coincidences! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2024 03:31 AM (Zf63q) 536
Our pup in NC has deer in his backyard. He send us beautiful pics.
Here, in the nearby Jerusalem Forrest, we used to more readily see deer many years ago. Major road construction seems to have scared many further away. Still have porcupines, foxes, jackals and a recent intrusion of warthogs. Saw 2 jackals up close last night. They're very noisy neighbors. I'd rather not talk about the snakes. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2024 03:36 AM (Zf63q) 537
Trump did not say he hates Taylor Swift.
More media lies trying to drive turnout for the left. Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 16, 2024 03:44 AM (mrYag) 538
I'm still looking at my thumb.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2024 10:06 LOL Salty. I'm still wondering where to measure from. Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at September 16, 2024 03:49 AM (55Qr6) 539
Time to get moving
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2024 03:51 AM (fwDg9) 540
Morning, fellow insomaniacals! Strange dreams last night, involving writing a check to someone for legal advice, being asked by my old department about account numbers of theirs, a notion that I owned more than one car and should drive them more often, a glimpse of a 1980s Mercedes like the one I owned, and a display of Marx toys in an arcade or mall. This displays included a Man From U.N.C.L.E. "plasma gun" that, I'm pretty sure, was never offered for sale in our universe.
An ordinary night in my dream center, in other words; I just remember all of this for some reason. What's up? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2024 03:52 AM (omVj0) 541
Mornin' Wolfus!
Haha, crazy dreams... I don't remember specifics now, but the last few days have woken up thinking WTF? Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2024 03:54 AM (njWTi) 542
I glanced up at the post. Where did the article say "Lakeview, Louisiana" is located? Or did it? The only "Lakeview" I know is a *neighborhood" in the NW corner of the city, and yes it does flood.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2024 03:54 AM (omVj0) 543
LOL Salty. I'm still wondering where to measure from.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at September 16, 2024 03:49 AM (55Qr6) The tip of the elbow. Posted by: RickZ at September 16, 2024 03:55 AM (gKDq2) Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 16, 2024 03:56 AM (sAmhv) 545
537 Trump did not say he hates Taylor Swift.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 16, 2024 03:44 AM (mrYag) https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump Posted by: m at September 16, 2024 03:56 AM (64Zez) 546
Trump hates tay-tay... so what?
So many leftards HATE Trump, but oh, that's A-OK. *makes wanking motion* Pfft Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2024 03:58 AM (njWTi) 547
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump
Posted by: m at September 16, 2024 03:56 AM (64Zez) - Precise link: https://tinyurl.com/2k5nawsv Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2024 03:59 AM (Zf63q) 548
Morning, Puddleglum, JQ! Yes, I looked at the vid on the submerged truck story. I have a pretty good idea what underpass they are talking about, a point where Canal Boulevard dives under a train bridge. I can imagine it getting pretty deep there. The driver should not have been out in the storm and should not have tried to get through that point. Still, good news that he was rescued.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2024 03:59 AM (omVj0) 549
LOL Salty. I'm still wondering where to measure from.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at September 16, 2024 03:49 AM (55Qr6) The tip of the elbow. Posted by: RickZ Regular cubits or metric? Posted by: Miklos attempts to calculate at September 16, 2024 04:01 AM (sq/uD) 550
LOL.. MSN saying why did China run into Philipinoe ship while 60 minutes was on board?
oh... maybe because they don't give a shit about US media? duh. Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2024 04:02 AM (xaFKb) 551
The next time we have a GAINZZZ thread, I have something to report. In any case, I worked out well yesterday, felt great all day . . . but don't much feel like going this morning. Not sore, not more than my morning usual. Just inclined to think I need a break.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2024 04:04 AM (omVj0) 552
Wolfus--
It's totally OK to take a day off from time to time. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2024 04:08 AM (njWTi) 553
You know it's early when you've already had breakfast, are slugging down your coffee, and the ONT is still the thread at the top of the heap.
Mornin' Horde. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 16, 2024 04:09 AM (O7YUW) 554
Oh, yeah; this is technically the final week of summer, huh? Saturday or Sunday is the equinox? Not that we'll notice anything improving here.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2024 04:09 AM (omVj0) 555
It's totally OK to take a day off from time to time.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2024 *** Good advice. But if I don't go today, I'll need to work out tomorrow, and I usually take it easy on Tuesday am after the first day at work. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2024 04:11 AM (omVj0) 556
I can at least get off the couch and do my stretches and calisthenics. Then see if my workout enthusiasm has returned.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2024 04:12 AM (omVj0) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2024 04:12 AM (i24o9) 558
553 You know it's early when you've already had breakfast, are slugging down your coffee, and the ONT is still the thread at the top of the heap.
Mornin' Horde ------ Yep. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 16, 2024 04:13 AM (qAqPY) 559
I can at least get off the couch and do my stretches and calisthenics. Then see if my workout enthusiasm has returned.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius There ya go! Compromise... do a partial workout at least. Alleviate the guilt, LOL. Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2024 04:15 AM (njWTi) 560
Another assassination attempt?
Feels like things are going hot soon. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2024 04:12 AM (i24o9) They still got, what?, 7 weeks to get a proper hit done. Plenty of time for Nikki Haley to save the Neocon day. Posted by: RickZ at September 16, 2024 04:15 AM (gKDq2) Posted by: m at September 16, 2024 04:18 AM (64Zez) 562
G'night, horde... it's been an interesting (not in the *good* way) day.
Better tomorrows to all! Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2024 04:19 AM (njWTi) 563
Pixy's up!
Posted by: m at September 16, 2024 04:19 AM (64Zez) 564
Thanks m.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 16, 2024 04:20 AM (O7YUW) 565
I don't find too much enjoyable about winter any longer.
Also tired of mowing lawns, doing leaves and clearing snow, to the extent that I contracted all of it this year to see if it can be done to my satisfaction. Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at September 16, 2024 04:23 AM (hKoQL) Processing 0.08, elapsed 0.0991 seconds. |
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