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The Morning Rant: Misanthropic Version

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The famous trial lawyer Daniel Webster once said—”Justice is the greatest concern of man on earth.” Had "we" listened and comprehended this advice our current judicial systems of 2024 would not be looked down upon with scorn, disgust and downright hostility.


The question at the moment is our Democracy under threat? Well we have all seen the sham trials of NY vs. Trump. And unless you have been hiding for the past four years we all know about the despicable Jack Smith's Washington, D.C. tribunal vs. Trump.

Never forget. We heard that phrase quite a bit yesterday. Well, let us not forget that anyone who meets the constitutional requirements can run for president. Two people attempted to run against The MushHead. U.S. Representative Dean Phillips and Robert F. Kennedy.

The Democrats mostly laughed off Phillips. But RFK, Jr. was a different story. The powers that be of the DNC wouldn't let him be on state primary ballots. So Kennedy pulled himself up by the bootstraps and ran for the presidency as an independent.

Although he can run for president apparently he cannot remove himself from the ballot. Remember peons, "the elite" have forgotten more about democracy then we will ever know.

Former independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. will appear on the presidential ballot in Michigan, the state’s Supreme Court ruled.
The 5-2 ruling overturned an appeals court decision that had removed Kennedy from the state’s ballot over the objections of Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson.
Kamala Harris, the Democratic presidential nominee, leads Republican nominee Donald Trump in the state no matter the number of candidates, but her edge shrinks when the race becomes a head-to-head matchup, according to polling averages.

So in Michigan a presidential candidate cannot say, "My body, my choice" and get away with it.

Now we move to the Common Wealth of Virginia. Virginia allowed an independent presidential candidate on the ballot after first refusing him. That candidate, Cornel West has raised the ire of slime ball political ambulance chasing attorney Marc Elias' firm to sue Virginia. West requested consideration and was added to the ballot. Once again the Democrats prove what they are: Racist, dictatorial and full of rank hyprocisy.

Marc Elias, the former Clinton campaign lawyer and Democratic National Committee (DNC) figure focused on election integrity, sent a letter Monday to Republican Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin’s administration threatening to sue them if they keep independent candidate Cornel West on the ballot in November.

The Daily Caller first obtained a copy of the letter, which calls for Virginia State Board of Elections Department Chairman O’Bannon, Virginia Department of Elections Commissioner Susan J. Beals, Virginia Secretary of Administration Lyn McDermid and Members of the Board of Elections to “immediately” remove him from the ballot in the commonwealth.

Marc Elias why are you keeping Cornell West down? Why can't the voters of Virginia have a candidate they want to vote for on the ballot? Afraid of democracy are we?

Democracy is what the, Judiciary, DNC and MSM say it is. And if you are a disgruntled voter because some illegible voter cancels your vote. Or keeps your candidate on or off the ballot, tough shit, get over your American privilege.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:45 AM




Comments

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1 Do you want to touch my monkey?

Posted by: NR Pax at September 12, 2024 10:46 AM (99eI0)

2 Only the approved candidate will be allowed on the ballot citizen. And Michigan will pay for its heresy.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 12, 2024 10:46 AM (99eI0)

3 Best minkey pic evah!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 12, 2024 10:48 AM (RIvkX)

4 Kind of weird system of justice when a court rules that a man's name has to appear on the ballot when he says he does not want his name to be on the ballot and he is not running for any office.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 12, 2024 10:49 AM (QNSds)

5 Phillips beat Biden in NH.

It is only after Biden's people "found" thousands of votes that he "won"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2024 10:50 AM (oZhjI)

6 I like the new monkey pic.

Posted by: Plus cleavage!! at September 12, 2024 10:50 AM (DobEs)

7 Happy Monkey

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2024 10:51 AM (v6JzV)

8 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at September 12, 2024 10:51 AM (P+D4R)

9 "Our Democracy"

"Our Fatherland"

"Mother Russia"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 12, 2024 10:51 AM (RIvkX)

10 Misanthropic Humanitarian

Good topic for a daytime sighting in the week.
Hope you and yours are doing well.

I've been mulling a letter to the chief judge in the local area saying "Don't call me for jury duty." Reform is needed at every level of the judiciary.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 12, 2024 10:51 AM (u82oZ)

11 Naughty monkey

Posted by: Boulder Terlit Hobo, not dead at September 12, 2024 10:51 AM (xGYhF)

12 Is CBD making you do his work again, MisHum? You're a good egg.

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2024 10:51 AM (bS+DD)

13 Dang. 10 minutes early.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 12, 2024 10:51 AM (gXyd9)

14 Hello, bth!

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2024 10:52 AM (bS+DD)

15 So did CBD succumb to an improperly made Manhattan?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2024 10:52 AM (v6JzV)

16 Spank the monkey!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 12, 2024 10:54 AM (L/fGl)

17 Wait. That has an underwire. Why is that lady wearing a bra to the beach?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 12, 2024 10:54 AM (0FoWg)

18 Just additional evidence of how corrupt politicians are and how corrupt Democrats are specifically.

We probably only know about 10% of the shit that goes on inside that party.

Posted by: Martini Farmer-Rhetorical Flourishes and Factual Liberty at September 12, 2024 10:54 AM (Q4IgG)

19 Why is that lady wearing a bra to the beach?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 12, 2024 10:54 AM (0FoWg)
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To lift and separate, silly.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 12, 2024 10:54 AM (RIvkX)

20 Two scoops! Fully packed! Grab a handful!

Posted by: The Minkey at September 12, 2024 10:55 AM (Aqu9a)

21 Are any states keeping Harris off the board since she didn't win the Dem primary? Why isn't EVERY reddish state doing this?

Hell have the MI Republicans sued to keep Biden on the ballot there?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2024 10:55 AM (oZhjI)

22 How come she's not screaming KEEP IT AWAY FROM MY TITS!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 12, 2024 10:55 AM (kNsyQ)

23 How come she's not screaming KEEP IT AWAY FROM MY TITS!!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 12, 2024 10:55 AM (kNsyQ)

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Because she's calm?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 10:56 AM (tT6L1)

24 Are any states keeping Harris off the board since she didn't win the Dem primary? Why isn't EVERY reddish state doing this?

-

That is an extremely good point.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - A good kick in the balls will cure your gender confusion at September 12, 2024 10:56 AM (HbvSn)

25 I predict that Jason Miyares will reply to Marc Elias with a tightly reasoned, two-word answer.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 12, 2024 10:56 AM (xCA6C)

26 Wait. That has an underwire. Why is that lady wearing a bra to the beach?

She ain't as young as she looks.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 12, 2024 10:56 AM (/y8xj)

27 That monkey is doing a lot better than I did at his age.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 12, 2024 10:56 AM (1bNHn)

28 2nd base! Paradise by the ocean's roar.

Posted by: The Minkey at September 12, 2024 10:56 AM (Aqu9a)

29 Nice rant plus Mannix coverage. You get an A.

Posted by: Kratwurst at September 12, 2024 10:57 AM (zXpmx)

30 Tase her, shocking the monkey at one remove.

Posted by: ZOD at September 12, 2024 10:57 AM (P+D4R)

31 A pair of Fulton County judges have disqualified independent presidential candidate Cornel West and Party for Socialism and Liberation candidate Claudia De la Cruz from Georgia’s ballot.

...reverses Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger’s decision late last month to put West and De la Cruz on the ballot. Last month, Raffensperger also ruled Green Party candidate Jill Stein qualified to be on the ballot.

...ordering the secretary of state to post notices at all polling locations to indicate that West is not a valid presidential candidate.

The same goes for De la Cruz, but Judge Emily Richardson ruled that in places where there is time to reprint ballots, the socialist candidate’s name should be removed.

Good. I don't think the presidency of the United States should be an entry-level job.

The tiresome Prof.West is finally put to rest. He'd be less well-known, and less of a pain and threat but not for Bill Maher's love of him. In much the same way that I blame Oprah for giving us Doctor Phil and Doctor Oz... I blame Bill Maher for contributing to West's fame.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 12, 2024 10:57 AM (JCZqz)

32 > Why isn't EVERY reddish state doing this?
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It's the GOP. That's why.

Posted by: Martini Farmer-Rhetorical Flourishes and Factual Liberty at September 12, 2024 10:57 AM (Q4IgG)

33 Sorry, MH, but you had to have known we wouldn't stay on topic with that pic.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 12, 2024 10:57 AM (/y8xj)

34 “Our Democracy” is now defined as Institutions, not people. We don’t count, Institutions do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 12, 2024 10:57 AM (GlxLj)

35 Trump is lying again!

https://is.gd/Z89g1R

CHAZ was just a right wing conspiracy theory!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 12, 2024 10:57 AM (L/fGl)

36 Elias should agree to pay to get West's teeth fixed if he drops out.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2024 10:57 AM (63Dwl)

37 The ultimate Justice is coming. No doubt about it

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at September 12, 2024 10:58 AM (ytSiK)

38 Sorry, MH, but you had to have known we wouldn't stay on topic with that pic.

-

Wait, are we supposed to be making sniper jokes for the first 100 to 150 comments?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - A good kick in the balls will cure your gender confusion at September 12, 2024 10:58 AM (HbvSn)

39 Monkey Paws bring good luck. I'm living proof.

Posted by: Sand Monkey at September 12, 2024 10:58 AM (aXxgO)

40 The girls on the beach
Are all within reach
When you know what to do

Posted by: The Minkey at September 12, 2024 10:58 AM (Aqu9a)

41 If we must have approved candidates for office, they should have to pass public tests. Thermodynamics, histories of why North Korea, Zimbabwe, Haiti, Canada, the USSR, South Africa, Venezuela, and California failed. And why South Korea, Singapore, Switzerland, Florida, and Japan succeeded.

A promise to care for the people you represent and how you will do that, coupled with resignation if you fail, would be a nice add on feature.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 12, 2024 10:59 AM (u82oZ)

42 Men's swimwear is basically shorts. Women's swimwear is basically underwear.

Not that I'm complaining but it is interesting...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2024 10:59 AM (oZhjI)

43 poll today has Trump at 50% in Wisconsin.

Posted by: Shenanigans at September 12, 2024 10:59 AM (pZ0Mr)

44 33 Sorry, MH, but you had to have known we wouldn't stay on topic with that pic.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 12, 2024 10:57 AM (/y8xj)
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No one can complain about this turning into a bewbs thread.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 12, 2024 10:59 AM (1bNHn)

45 The girls on the beach
Are all within reach
When you know what to do

Posted by: The Minkey


When you're small and unthreatening, you can get away with a lot. IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Gollum at September 12, 2024 10:59 AM (xCA6C)

46 I don't like monkeys, they're rough and coarse and irritating and they get everywhere.

Posted by: Anakin Skywalker at September 12, 2024 11:00 AM (gP18x)

47 She looks like a good sport, gibbon the circumstances.

Posted by: ZOD at September 12, 2024 11:00 AM (P+D4R)

48 Can’t believe she’s wearing a bra to the beach. She should take it off immediately.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2024 11:00 AM (v6JzV)

49 Sorry, MH, but you had to have known we wouldn't stay on topic with that pic.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 12, 2024 10:57 AM (/y8xj)
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1. Monkeys
2. Bewbs
3. Incipient fascism

No, we got them all covered.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 12, 2024 11:00 AM (RIvkX)

50 So now that Joe Biden smilingly put on a Trump hat, smilingly posed with a bunch of kinds wearing Trump t-shirts, and told people not to "eat dogs and cats", that's the last of him we'll see until November.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 12, 2024 11:00 AM (uxCna)

51 The girls on the beach
Are all within reach
When you know what to do
Posted by: The Minkey at September 12, 2024 10:58 AM (Aqu9a)

Burma Shave

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 12, 2024 11:00 AM (xPJvm)

52 MisHum is Cheeky Monkey!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 12, 2024 11:01 AM (kpS4V)

53 >>42 Men's swimwear is basically shorts.

Zod's swimwear is basically skulls and scalps.

Posted by: ZOD at September 12, 2024 11:01 AM (P+D4R)

54 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:02 AM (tjClK)

55 So now that Joe Biden smilingly put on a Trump hat, smilingly posed with a bunch of kinds wearing Trump t-shirts, and told people not to "eat dogs and cats", that's the last of him we'll see until November.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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And that no one in government is bothered by it is even worse.

It's complete proof of why they want to jail and murder Trump. There is no office of the president any longer, and him coming in and disrupting the group of people that run the federal government is an enormous threat.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - A good kick in the balls will cure your gender confusion at September 12, 2024 11:02 AM (HbvSn)

56 The tiresome Prof.West is finally put to rest. He'd be less well-known, and less of a pain and threat but not for Bill Maher's love of him. In much the same way that I blame Oprah for giving us Doctor Phil and Doctor Oz... I blame Bill Maher for contributing to West's fame.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 12, 2024 10:57 AM (JCZqz)
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So very rayciss.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 12, 2024 11:02 AM (RIvkX)

57 Speaking of boobs...........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:02 AM (tjClK)

58 They're real and they're spectacular!

Posted by: The monkey on her shoulder at September 12, 2024 11:02 AM (DobEs)

59 31 Good. I don't think the presidency of the United States should be an entry-level job.

The tiresome Prof.West is finally put to rest. He'd be less well-known, and less of a pain and threat but not for Bill Maher's love of him. In much the same way that I blame Oprah for giving us Doctor Phil and Doctor Oz... I blame Bill Maher for contributing to West's fame.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 12, 2024 10:57 AM (JCZqz)

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Election rules are meant to be broken!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 11:02 AM (GBKbO)

60 I approve of this new policy where you refresh the hq and nice boobs just pop into your face.....

Posted by: Stateless at September 12, 2024 11:02 AM (jvJvP)

61 Wait, CHAZ/CHOP didn't exist?

Wtf did I walk through in the middle of my city in summer 2020 then?

It was big, it was filthy and it was violent.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2024 11:03 AM (CtZTS)

62 Zod's swimwear is basically skulls and scalps.
Posted by: ZOD at September 12, 2024 11:01 AM (P+D4R)
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Of what material is your codpiece?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 11:03 AM (tT6L1)

63 Wtf did I walk through in the middle of my city in summer 2020 then?

It was big, it was filthy and it was violent.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2024 11:03 AM (CtZTS)
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Yer eyes were lying to you again.

Good morning, Nurse!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 11:04 AM (tT6L1)

64 That monkey knows what he is doing. So do the Democrats.
They're going to rig the election? They are rigging it right now.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 12, 2024 11:04 AM (SXHAp)

65 And we're a Republic, not a Democracy.

The states are Democracies. The country is a Republic.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:05 AM (tjClK)

66 This became a boob thread even before the first comment.

Well done MisHum!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2024 11:05 AM (WXNFJ)

67 Once you go monkey, you never go back.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2024 11:05 AM (v6JzV)

68 65 The states are Democracies. The country is a Republic.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:05 AM (tjClK)

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Nah. They're also Republics.

It's in the constitution.

That's why they have bicameral legislatures.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 11:05 AM (GBKbO)

69 24 Are any states keeping Harris off the board since she didn't win the Dem primary? Why isn't EVERY reddish state doing this?

-

That is an extremely good point.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - A good kick in the balls will cure your gender confusion at September 12, 2024 10:56 AM (HbvSn)

This is not who we are...

Posted by: GOPe - Uniparty at September 12, 2024 11:05 AM (53oGX)

70 Here we sit in the infusion room.

15 minutes in on chemo at a slower rate, after all the steroids and benadryl, and all is well.

She's nervous, of course, so not napping yet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:06 AM (tjClK)

71 Hiya Blake!

Hope you have a great rest of the week!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2024 11:06 AM (CtZTS)

72 >>They are rigging it right now.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 12, 2024 11:04 AM (SXHAp)

Out of view, that monkey's back foot is unrigging her bikini string.

Posted by: ZOD at September 12, 2024 11:06 AM (P+D4R)

73 45 The girls on the beach
Are all within reach
When you know what to do

Posted by: The Minkey
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And monkey pox too.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 12, 2024 11:07 AM (SXHAp)

74 Isn't CBD CGD now?

Solidarity with the greys.......or grays......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:07 AM (tjClK)

75 Of what material is your codpiece?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

COD IMPERIAL would be my guess. That or genuine Saskatchewan seal skin bindings.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 12, 2024 11:07 AM (gP18x)

76 TJM, you forgot about Nebraska. Unicameral legislature.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2024 11:07 AM (v6JzV)

77 That's one sexy monkey. Very sexy...

Posted by: Monkeypox Patient Zero at September 12, 2024 11:07 AM (oZhjI)

78 Zod's swimwear is basically skulls and scalps.

Posted by: ZOD at September 12, 2024 11:01 AM (P+D4R)



ZOD just makes every thread better.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:08 AM (tjClK)

79 Pretty lady has a nice smile.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 12, 2024 11:08 AM (xPJvm)

80 >>75 Of what material is your codpiece?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

Kyrsten Sinema.

Posted by: ZOD at September 12, 2024 11:09 AM (P+D4R)

81 "CHAZ was just a right wing conspiracy theory!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 12, 2024 10:57 AM (L/fGl)"

I have coworkers who live within the boundary of that shithole and slept through all the gunbattles, and now maintain nothing ever happened.

SPD and the protesters sorta deserved each other; SPD was spoofing radio traffic on the CHOP security frequency to make them them think were under attack by neonazis; they then ran around like someone kicked over an anthill until they stopped a car full of joyriding teens and basically executed them right there in the street.

Posted by: somedood at September 12, 2024 11:09 AM (uK1dA)

82 Speaking of lies and Harris, here's a good one.
46 seconds, worth your time

https://tinyurl.com/3cufe8k3

Posted by: Braenyard at September 12, 2024 11:09 AM (SXHAp)

83
Nah. They're also Republics.

It's in the constitution.

That's why they have bicameral legislatures.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 11:05 AM (GBKbO)



With majority rule elections, then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:11 AM (tjClK)

84 When you discover that a monkey is your spirit animal.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 11:11 AM (KbCG3)

85 65...The states are Democracies. The country is a Republic.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:05 AM (tjClK)

State as democracy: All citizens vote for every single thing at the state level.

No, we have representatives to do that. That's a republic. Peoples power rests in their representatives.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 12, 2024 11:11 AM (Rbu5d)

86 I read somewhere he is often referred to as “Cornhole West”, a suggestion to the laity that he may be of a different, ah … sexual preference kinda guy.

Not That There Is Anything Wrong With That!

Posted by: Common Tater at September 12, 2024 11:11 AM (4yAWv)

87 She's nervous, of course, so not napping yet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:06 AM (tjClK)
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I'll make a prayer for peace.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 12, 2024 11:12 AM (RIvkX)

88 Michael Savage tells the story of "Louie and the monkey" in one of his books. Louie was a guy who worked in Michael's Dad's "antique" shop. He lived in the Bronx and had a monkey for a pet. Things were fine until one day the monkey tried to kill Louie. Biting, scratching, tearing old Louie up. Louie only saved himself by chucking the monkey through the window and it died on the sidewalk below. I hope the beach lass doesn't suffer like Louie did.

Posted by: Happy Harry at September 12, 2024 11:12 AM (CV8a5)

89 Remember that ballot horse-trading that went on in 2000? "I'll vote for your guy in our state to spoil if you vote for mine in yours."

C'est magnifique.

Posted by: ZOD at September 12, 2024 11:12 AM (P+D4R)

90 Speaking of lies and Harris, here's a good one.
46 seconds, worth your time

https://tinyurl.com/3cufe8k3


The interviewer is dressed as a woman, but has a voice like Barry White.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 12, 2024 11:12 AM (xCA6C)

91 Here's just one result of Barry's house cleaning of the military:
https://tinyurl.com/4mhhjuwr
hilarious and sickening.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 12, 2024 11:13 AM (Rbu5d)

92 The girls on the beach
Are all within reach
When you know what to do

Posted by: The Minkey

If her daddy’s rich, take her out for a meal
If her daddy’s poor, just do what you feel

Posted by: Mungo Jerry at September 12, 2024 11:13 AM (JCZqz)

93 Mis Hum in the morning? And with some serious hard-hitting content. Shit must be getting real!

Posted by: Doof at September 12, 2024 11:13 AM (RhGG0)

94
So now that Joe Biden smilingly put on a Trump hat, smilingly posed with a bunch of kinds wearing Trump t-shirts, and told people not to "eat dogs and cats", that's the last of him we'll see until November.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


"Dot, not Feather, Indians cook the best cat! 'S true! What do you think is the meat in tandoori dishes?"

-- J'Blowme, preznint

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2024 11:13 AM (T6Opg)

95 "Our Democracy" really = "Their Democracy"

And that's all the math you need to know.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 12, 2024 11:13 AM (M5STE)

96 That would be a completely different photo in the gay community.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - A good kick in the balls will cure your gender confusion at September 12, 2024 11:13 AM (HbvSn)

97
No, we have representatives to do that. That's a republic. Peoples power rests in their representatives.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 12, 2024 11:11 AM (Rbu5d)



I sit here, corrected.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:13 AM (tjClK)

98 We're the racists.



YALE STUDY FINDS LIBS PATRONIZE MINORITIES: New study highlighted by Yale School of Management finds that white liberals use significantly fewer competence-related words when speaking with minorities, according to Wintery Knight.

The study found no difference in how white conservatives talk to minorities, using the competence-related words metric. I’m sure the New York Times and Washington Post have already created reporting task forces to dig further into these findings!


(Insty)

Posted by: Archimedes at September 12, 2024 11:13 AM (xCA6C)

99 We're gonna miss having Biden to kick around.

Posted by: ZOD at September 12, 2024 11:14 AM (P+D4R)

100 97 I sit here, corrected.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:13 AM (tjClK)

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We just have that dumb phrase where the states are laboratories of democracy, or something.

It's as accurate as saying that Our Democracy ended in Wisconsin because Scott Walker survived his recall attempt.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 11:15 AM (GBKbO)

101 That's why they have bicameral legislatures.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 11:05 AM (GBKbO)


Legislatures with 2 humps??

Posted by: Doof at September 12, 2024 11:15 AM (RhGG0)

102 That's why they have bicameral legislatures.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 11:05 AM (GBKbO)

Legislatures with 2 humps??


Only in Afghanistan (Bactria).

Posted by: Archimedes at September 12, 2024 11:15 AM (xCA6C)

103 99 We're gonna miss having Biden to kick around.
Posted by: ZOD at September 12, 2024 11:14 AM (P+D4R)

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He's all MAGA now.

https://x.com/EndWokeness/status/
1834063474743243227

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 11:15 AM (GBKbO)

104 Everyone remembers 'that girl on the beach' who untied her bikini top so she wouldn't get tan lines.

Then propped herself up to look around, forgetting what she'd done.

You had be in 'the right place at the right time.'

IYKWIM

Posted by: Martini Farmer-Rhetorical Flourishes and Factual Liberty at September 12, 2024 11:16 AM (Q4IgG)

105 Bad monkey

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2024 11:16 AM (FkL+D)

106 101 That's why they have bicameral legislatures.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 11:05 AM (GBKbO)

Legislatures with 2 humps??
Posted by: Doof at September 12, 2024 11:15 AM (RhGG0)

=====

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 11:16 AM (GBKbO)

107 Democracy. Rule by the masses. Attitude towards property communistic. Results in agitation, license, discontent. Mobocracy.. Inevitably leads to dictatorship.
———

This was the textbook definition of the US government position prior to WWII.

The post-war period was a sea change of tailored mind messages and feel-good word salad and vacuous phrases.

“Democracy” isn’t mentioned a single time in the Declaration of Independence. Not once, nor the Constitution, nor the Bill of Rights.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 12, 2024 11:16 AM (4yAWv)

108
I'll make a prayer for peace.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 12, 2024 11:12 AM (RIvkX)



Much appreciated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:16 AM (tjClK)

109 99 We're gonna miss having Biden to kick around.
Posted by: ZOD

Don't worry. The Dems have no shortage of embarrassing failures to promote as the new future bestest leader ever!

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at September 12, 2024 11:17 AM (JCZqz)

110 Lawsuits will be flying in every swing state. They will be decided at the state level.

The phed courts won't touch any of it.

State Supreme Courts controlled by partisan Dems?

PA, MI, WI, NV.

They also hold the SOS and AGs.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at September 12, 2024 11:17 AM (dEPn0)

111
That's why they have bicameral legislatures.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 11:05 AM (GBKbO)

Legislatures with 2 humps??
Posted by: Doof


Legislators whose bicuspids have been extracted

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2024 11:17 AM (T6Opg)

112 Competence, order, and punctuality are racist, haters.

Posted by: "Workin'" on CPT at September 12, 2024 11:18 AM (CV8a5)

113 I'd walk a mileral for a bicameral.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 12, 2024 11:18 AM (xPJvm)

114 Legislators whose bicuspids have been extracted

Can we please not make every comment about sexual perversions.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 12, 2024 11:18 AM (xCA6C)

115 I'll make a prayer for peace.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 12, 2024 11:12 AM (RIvkX)


Much appreciated.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:16 AM (tjClK)
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Ditto.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 11:18 AM (tT6L1)

116 Morning.

Lucky monkey...

Posted by: Robert at September 12, 2024 11:18 AM (DG/WQ)

117 Here's just one result of Barry's house cleaning of the military:
https://tinyurl.com/4mhhjuwr
hilarious and sickening.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker

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The worst part?

As a black man, he probably knows he got his promotion through those exact same means.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - A good kick in the balls will cure your gender confusion at September 12, 2024 11:19 AM (HbvSn)

118
Can we please not make every comment about sexual perversions.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 12, 2024 11:18 AM (xCA6C)



"IT'S MA'AM!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:19 AM (tjClK)

119 > Lawsuits will be flying in every swing state. They will be decided at the state level.
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The "election" will be won and lost in a courtroom, not at the ballot box.

I think that's pretty much already been decided. Regardless who "wins."

Posted by: Martini Farmer-Rhetorical Flourishes and Factual Liberty at September 12, 2024 11:19 AM (Q4IgG)

120
All the other teeth were mightily distressed when some cuspids came out as "bi"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2024 11:19 AM (T6Opg)

121 Love the photo. Is there a monkey in it?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 12, 2024 11:19 AM (5MZNC)

122 We are not under the rule of law.

We are under the rule of men.

They PRETEND we have the rule of law until they really want something. Then they ignore the law.

Which is what arbitrary and capricious means.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 12, 2024 11:19 AM (JMAcK)

123 I took that joke about People not leaving Trump rallies differently. I guess I didn't know who it was by.

To me it said, "People don't leave Trump rallies, even when they are fired upon."

It also said, "People go to Trump rallies and stay for the whole thing, even though they will be attacked for doing so."

Posted by: MrExcitement at September 12, 2024 11:20 AM (hOOi9)

124 Biden in a MAGA hat.

He's gonna get a "Joe always was, and as this photo demonstrates, a uniter, a man unafraid to cross the aisle to make America a better place for all" tongue-bath.

Posted by: ZOD at September 12, 2024 11:20 AM (P+D4R)

125 Competence, order, and punctuality[/b[]are racist, haters.
Posted by: "Workin'"

There's a phrase for that - 'Time Blindness'.

Seriously.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2024 11:20 AM (WXNFJ)

Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2024 11:20 AM (WXNFJ)

127 I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 11:16 AM (GBKbO)


I'm not surprised

Posted by: Doof at September 12, 2024 11:20 AM (RhGG0)

128
Can we please not make every comment about sexual perversions.
Posted by: Archimedes


Too late! See 120.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2024 11:20 AM (T6Opg)

129 121 Love the photo. Is there a monkey in it?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 12, 2024 11:19 AM (5MZNC)


Not sure. I better go check...

Posted by: MrExcitement at September 12, 2024 11:21 AM (hOOi9)

130 It also said, "People go to Trump rallies and stay for the whole thing, even though they will be attacked for doing so."

-

I couldn't believe she told independents to go listen to entire Trump rallies and to stay through until the very end.

I don't think that would work out quite like she was hoping.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - A good kick in the balls will cure your gender confusion at September 12, 2024 11:21 AM (HbvSn)

131 Sponge! sending prayers!

Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at September 12, 2024 11:21 AM (iF0sF)

132 Can we please not make every comment about sexual perversions.
Posted by: Archimedes

Too late! See 120.


Look, it was only the one time, and we were drunk.

Posted by: Cuspids at September 12, 2024 11:21 AM (xCA6C)

133 Jewells Sighting!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 11:22 AM (tT6L1)

134 I am still wondering before Sundowner's Puppeteers pulled the plug, many a pundit thought the Democrats who already went through their primaries could walk away no questions asked how that got away?

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2024 11:22 AM (FkL+D)

135 Elias is an oily, slippery snake. In a just world, at a minimum, he would be marked as a vexatious litigant and co-conspirator in the destruction of election integrity.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 12, 2024 11:23 AM (ynpvh)

136 Great pic Mis Hum. Made me read the entire rant and an excellent job at it.
By doing what they did to Kennedy, they have caused a major realignment. It is now safe for life long Democrats to vote Republican. Independents who most likely were disaffected Democrats now have an excuse to vote Republican without antagonizing all their relatives at Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 12, 2024 11:23 AM (t/2Uw)

137 What was that saying, something like, "all fascist states survive on fraud and fear. And the more the fraud inevitably fails, the more they rely upon fear."

Today just seems ... ominous in the news, like hints of much, much worse yet to be unleashed by the Dems desperate to hold power.

The fraud of "joy" didn't work.
So now it's time for the grim work of fear.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 12, 2024 11:24 AM (M5STE)

138 "Justice" has become another word I don't care for...like "fair".

Posted by: BignJames at September 12, 2024 11:24 AM (AwYPR)

139 136 Great pic Mis Hum. Made me read the entire rant and an excellent job at it.
By doing what they did to Kennedy, they have caused a major realignment. It is now safe for life long Democrats to vote Republican. Independents who most likely were disaffected Democrats now have an excuse to vote Republican without antagonizing all their relatives at Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 12, 2024 11:23 AM (t/2Uw)

200 republicans endorse Kamala.

A Kennedy and former dem presidential candidate endorse Trump.

Parties are becoming meaningless.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 11:24 AM (KbCG3)

140 I couldn't believe she told independents to go listen to entire Trump rallies and to stay through until the very end.

I don't think that would work out quite like she was hoping.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - A good kick in the balls will cure your gender confusion at September 12, 2024 11:21 AM (HbvSn)


Bluffing, I guess. What else does she have?

Posted by: MrExcitement at September 12, 2024 11:25 AM (hOOi9)

141 78 Zod's swimwear is basically skulls and scalps.

Posted by: ZOD at September 12, 2024 11:01 AM (P+D4R)


ZOD just makes every thread better.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:08 AM (tjClK)

Interesting choice for a merkin...I guess it works.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 12, 2024 11:25 AM (ynpvh)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2024 11:25 AM (T6Opg)

143 I saw a poll where Kari Lake is down 8 in AZ. So they really hate her that much ? What's up ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 11:26 AM (IyPmt)

144 Why do I have the “Cuspidor Song” from Carmen in my head all of a sudden?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2024 11:26 AM (v6JzV)

145 We are not free citizens, we are not people, we are property of the machine.

Posted by: Cogs and grist at September 12, 2024 11:26 AM (QK4hQ)

146 Parties are becoming meaningless.

-

It's very unsettling to ponder, but it looks like parties have been meaningless since the mid to late 70s.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - A good kick in the balls will cure your gender confusion at September 12, 2024 11:26 AM (HbvSn)

147 143 I saw a poll where Kari Lake is down 8 in AZ. So they really hate her that much ? What's up ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 11:26 AM (IyPmt)

the dems do, yes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 12, 2024 11:26 AM (ynpvh)

148 Sponge! sending prayers!
Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at September 12, 2024 11:21 AM (iF0sF)



Bless you!

*hugs*

Right back at ya!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:27 AM (tjClK)

149 142
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2024 11:25 AM (T6Opg)

Well stated. My sentiments exactly!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 12, 2024 11:27 AM (4XwPj)

150 the dems do, yes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 12, 2024 11:26 AM (ynpvh)

Are there any Republicans left there ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 11:27 AM (IyPmt)

151 Can we please not make every comment about sexual perversions.
Posted by: Archimedes

Go pull your lever

Posted by: The earth moved at September 12, 2024 11:27 AM (QK4hQ)

152 @29 Nice rant plus Mannix coverage.

Well noted, and I guess if we asked for a weekly "Mannix Report," there would quickly be a demand for a daily Mannix Report, then twice a day, and before long Mannix would have his own blog.

Dueling Mannix and Fen Spoke chick flicks would be endearing.
If Fen's blood pressure could take it, it'd really class up the jernt.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 12, 2024 11:27 AM (zdLoL)

153
200 republicans endorse Kamala.


Squishes.

Not the overripe fruit kind; the diarrhea in your shorts kind.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2024 11:27 AM (LOTc0)

154 Bluffing, I guess. What else does she have?

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I think she has lived in such a bubble that she doesn't understand that little people often try to beat traffic at the end of huge events like football games and rock concerts or enormous political rallies.

She probably wouldn't know about the last.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - A good kick in the balls will cure your gender confusion at September 12, 2024 11:27 AM (HbvSn)

155
Look, it was only the one time, and we were drunk.
Posted by: Cuspids at September 12, 2024 11:21 AM (xCA6C)



You f*ck one goat......

Posted by: Mohammed al-Mohammed at September 12, 2024 11:28 AM (tjClK)

156 Democrats now have an excuse to vote Republican without antagonizing all their relatives at Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 12, 2024 11:23 AM (t/2Uw)

Au contraire.

The Leftist relatives will hate them even more for following the apostate.

Not that many Democrats aren't humanity-curious and might have a dirty urge to get away from the death cult.

But they will never be able to say so publicly without losing at least half their social life.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 12, 2024 11:28 AM (0FoWg)

157 >>we are property of the machine.
Posted by: Cogs and grist at September 12, 2024 11:26 AM (QK4hQ)

You are property of the Zod.

Resume your toil, mis-speller.

Posted by: ZOD at September 12, 2024 11:28 AM (P+D4R)

158 146 Parties are becoming meaningless.

-

It's very unsettling to ponder, but it looks like parties have been meaningless since the mid to late 70s.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - A good kick in the balls will cure your gender confusion at September 12, 2024 11:26 AM (HbvSn)

Not from a Team Red vs. Team Blue dynamic. Gotta keep the rubes in line.

But...people are starting to realize what's up.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 11:28 AM (KbCG3)

159 I thought Mis Hum was off on Thursdays and Fridays. Some kind of weird Sabbath, or something...

Posted by: Ecclesiastically Challenged at September 12, 2024 11:28 AM (CV8a5)

160 Biden in a MAGA hat.

He's gonna get a "Joe always was, and as this photo demonstrates, a uniter, a man unafraid to cross the aisle to make America a better place for all" tongue-bath.
Posted by: ZOD at September 12, 2024 11:20 AM (P+D4R)

Trump's people ought to go to work on Biden, and convince him the Deep State screwed him out of his rightful chance to run for a second term, and that he should endorse DJT as President to get even.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2024 11:29 AM (jYYer)

161
The fraud of "joy" didn't work.
So now it's time for the grim work of fear.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 12, 2024 11:24 AM (M5STE)

The “joy” thing was idiotic, it always sounded like the thing some 16 year old tik tok “influencer” would come up with.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 12, 2024 11:29 AM (GlxLj)

162 I couldn't believe she told independents to go listen to entire Trump rallies and to stay through until the very end.

I don't think that would work out quite like she was hoping.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - A good kick in the balls will cure your gender confusion at September 12, 2024 11:21 AM (HbvSn)


It is like telling people to listen to Jordan Peterson or Joe Rogan to find out how horrible and misogynistic they are

Posted by: Kindltot at September 12, 2024 11:30 AM (D7oie)

163 Dems know how to lawfare. Reps are way behind and always playing catch-up in this area.

Posted by: News Update at September 12, 2024 11:30 AM (KXgZp)

164 143 I saw a poll where Kari Lake is down 8 in AZ. So they really hate her that much ? What's up ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 11:26 AM (IyPmt)

the dems do, yes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 12, 2024 11:26 AM (ynpvh)

I think she won the governorship but abortion mouse stole it. Also I’ve been told that Lake has some quality that repels some subset of women. She’s hot? IDK

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 12, 2024 11:30 AM (5MZNC)

165 Trump's people ought to go to work on Biden, and convince him the Deep State screwed him out of his rightful chance to run for a second term, and that he should endorse DJT as President to get even.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2024 11:29 AM (jYYer)
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I think Joe putting on a MAGA hat sent exactly that message.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 11:30 AM (tT6L1)

166 161
The fraud of "joy" didn't work.
So now it's time for the grim work of fear.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 12, 2024 11:24 AM (M5STE)


It's working... I'm petrified of a Kamala presidency

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 11:30 AM (IyPmt)

167 Trump's people ought to go to work on Biden, and convince him the Deep State screwed him out of his rightful chance to run for a second term, and that he should endorse DJT as President to get even.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2024 11:29 AM (jYYer)



He would be dead from 'covid' within a week.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:30 AM (tjClK)

168 Look, it was only the one time, and we were drunk.
Posted by: Cuspids at September 12, 2024 11:21 AM (xCA6C)


You f*ck one goat......
Posted by: Mohammed al-Mohammed

I can relate fully.

Posted by: Bridge Builder at September 12, 2024 11:30 AM (CV8a5)

169 Bluffing, I guess. What else does she have?

Herpes. Gonorrhea.

Posted by: Probably HPV too at September 12, 2024 11:30 AM (QK4hQ)

170 Arizona has a whole lot of really old people (the Sun City crowd) and Kari Lake scares them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 12, 2024 11:31 AM (GlxLj)

171
I saw a poll where Kari Lake is down 8 in AZ. So they really hate her that much ? What's up ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 11:26 AM (IyPmt)

the dems do, yes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

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Is it just the (R) after her name?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2024 11:31 AM (wjjYr)

172 -

The worst part?

As a black man, he probably knows he got his promotion through those exact same means.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie
---------------------------------

Trouble is, and this will be Trump's problem, we don't know that. He may be straight up my country, my Constitution, merit based military. Thinking, automatically, that he was promoted because he is Black is another distortion.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 12, 2024 11:31 AM (SXHAp)

173 There's a phrase for that - 'Time Blindness'.

Seriously.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2024 11:20 AM (WXNFJ)

----------------

Interesting, hadn't heard of that before.

So now in addition to getting cataracts, I've lately developed time blindness too ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 12, 2024 11:31 AM (P3VPf)

174 "Our Democracy"

"Our Fatherland"

"Mother Russia"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 12, 2024 10:51 AM (RIvkX)

I did notsee that comparison coming, tovarich...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 12, 2024 11:31 AM (nXhwP)

175 It says a lot that, after Trump threatens to leave the country following a Harris win, there's talk about pulling his passport.

No "whatever, Orange, go live in one of the shithole countries--good riddance. We have some Marxisting to do here."

Nope--it's "You cannot leave. We have to throw you in prison for 267 years."

Posted by: ZOD at September 12, 2024 11:32 AM (P+D4R)

176 "Joy" was to hide the cackle. Now the cackle is more like the wicked witch of the wests cackle, evil and menacing.

Posted by: Megthered at September 12, 2024 11:32 AM (VihIQ)

177 165 Trump's people ought to go to work on Biden, and convince him the Deep State screwed him out of his rightful chance to run for a second term, and that he should endorse DJT as President to get even.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2024 11:29 AM (jYYer)
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I think Joe putting on a MAGA hat sent exactly that message.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 11:30 AM (tT6L1)

My guts say that was just Joe being his weird old self.

But it came less than 12 hours after the guy running against your VP said that you hated that VP.

Not exactly a denial.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 11:32 AM (KbCG3)

178 I think she won the governorship but abortion mouse stole it. Also I’ve been told that Lake has some quality that repels some subset of women. She’s hot? IDK
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 12, 2024 11:30 AM (5MZNC)
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AZ flouted a bunch of election laws to install Hobbs. If you listen to Kari, she has a voice that would melt any guy, even if she were of average looks. Combine that voice with her looks, and, yeah, mean girls would hate her.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 11:32 AM (tT6L1)

179 143 I saw a poll where Kari Lake is down 8 in AZ. So they really hate her that much ? What's up ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 11:26 AM (IyPmt)

Arizona GOP has this bad habit of running people who lose statewide elections over and over to keep losing.

Posted by: News Update at September 12, 2024 11:33 AM (KXgZp)

180 160 Biden in a MAGA hat.

Never underestimate his ability to eff things up.

Posted by: B. O. at September 12, 2024 11:33 AM (DobEs)

181 Kari Lake is a chiseling throne-sniffer. Not a fan, conservative or not.

Posted by: ZOD at September 12, 2024 11:33 AM (P+D4R)

182 In Soviet Russia, monkey spank you.

Posted by: Twenty Five at September 12, 2024 11:33 AM (Vu7A1)

183 Hey jewells. I reconnected with my KC, MO relatives. A couple of cousins still reside in Lee's Summit. Its been 25 years since I've seen them. We are going to exchange some photos. Hope you are feeling OK.

Posted by: javems at September 12, 2024 11:34 AM (8I4hW)

184 I don't know much about Arizona buy sure seems to me they might have a better fraud operation than Pennsylvania who I would almost bet the house will have The Ho as the winner though real voters will have Trump win.

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2024 11:34 AM (FkL+D)

185 167 Trump's people ought to go to work on Biden, and convince him the Deep State screwed him out of his rightful chance to run for a second term, and that he should endorse DJT as President to get even.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2024 11:29 AM (jYYer)


He would be dead from 'covid' within a week.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:30 AM (tjClK)

Biden - "I am endorsing Trump."

DU - "Who gives a fuck that that demented old pervert says? Dude showered with his daughter. It's right there in her diary!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 11:34 AM (KbCG3)

186 So did monkey get to 1st or 2nd base? I could swear hands on knockers was 2nd base. But the internet is telling me that's 1st now. Did the bases change? Is he stealing 2nd?

I thought,
Kissing & frenching: 1st
Hands on the bouncies: 2nd
Most anything up to, but not including piv: 3rd
Besieging the pink castle: 4th

Posted by: banana Dream at September 12, 2024 11:34 AM (Y6IkP)

187 AZ flouted a bunch of election laws to install Hobbs. If you listen to Kari, she has a voice that would melt any guy, even if she were of average looks. Combine that voice with her looks, and, yeah, mean girls would hate her.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 11:32 AM (tT6L1)

Arizona is corrupt AF, from local law enforcement and city councils to the department of elections to the rest of its state government.

Posted by: Certain parties throbbing boners for Joe Arpaio notwithstanding at September 12, 2024 11:34 AM (QK4hQ)

188 Biden - "I am endorsing Trump."

DU - "Who gives a fuck that that demented old pervert says? Dude showered with his daughter. It's right there in her diary!"
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 11:34 AM (KbCG3)



It's frightening how accurate that would likely be.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:35 AM (tjClK)

189 The worst part?

---------------------------------

Trouble is, and this will be Trump's problem, we don't know that. He may be straight up my country, my Constitution, merit based military. Thinking, automatically, that he was promoted because he is Black is another distortion.

Posted by: Braenyard

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Yep. And so long as the skin color or genitalia priority advancement programs are in place, he has to assume he's where he is because of quotas and the assumption that he can't do anything on his own. Everyone around him can safely assume the same, because the programs exists and have to be adhered to.

It sucks and I can't imagine how damaging that is to a man's mental state. Even worse, there's no easy way to remove it because I'm betting the same folks WANT the priority.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - A good kick in the balls will cure your gender confusion at September 12, 2024 11:35 AM (HbvSn)

190 We already have the template.

R attorneys who file election related lawsuits will be disbarred and jailed.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at September 12, 2024 11:35 AM (dEPn0)

191 *Kari Lake is a chiseling throne-sniffer.*

She's behind on her dues.

Posted by: Chiseling Throne-Sniffers local #403 at September 12, 2024 11:36 AM (DobEs)

192 It's very unsettling to ponder, but it looks like parties have been meaningless since the mid to late 70s.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - A good kick in the balls will cure your gender confusion at September 12, 2024 11:26 AM (HbvSn)


Mike Benz argues there is no domestic party or domestic concerns in national politics outside of the need to support the current global entente. National politics are all developed to keep the current balance of power between national governments, multinational corps, banks, and the control of the economy and money.
Trump is terrifying because he is not a weak neocon, and might actually do something to upset the whole applecart.
If Trump had been murdered, then the next candidate up would have been Haley, and she was perfectly acceptable

so the uniparty may or may not be true, the administrative worldwide state is, and they want biddable front men like Bidden and Harris

Posted by: Kindltot at September 12, 2024 11:36 AM (D7oie)

193 Kari Lake has a rockin’ bod, and an attractive face. But she needs longer hair. The short hair just doesn’t work for her.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2024 11:36 AM (v6JzV)

194
Kari Lake is a chiseling throne-sniffer. Not a fan, conservative or not.
Posted by: ZOD

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Myyyyy goodness. I was wondering if there's an actual reason to dislike her.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2024 11:36 AM (wjjYr)

195 188 Biden - "I am endorsing Trump."

DU - "Who gives a fuck that that demented old pervert says? Dude showered with his daughter. It's right there in her diary!"
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 11:34 AM (KbCG3)


It's frightening how accurate that would likely be.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:35 AM (tjClK)

"And did you hear about this Tara Reade chick? God I'm sick of these rapists!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 11:36 AM (KbCG3)

196 *Kari Lake is a chiseling throne-sniffer.*

She's behind on her dues.
Posted by: Chiseling Throne-Sniffers local #403 at September 12, 2024 11:36 AM (DobEs)



So, she's not a "sniffer in good standing."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:36 AM (tjClK)

197 I’ve seen a few references to Biden wearing a MAGA hat but haven’t seen it. That really happened?? Links to photos please….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 12, 2024 11:37 AM (ZtAny)

198 So the guy who doesn't want to be on the ballot is forced to stay on the ballot, and the guy who does want to be on the ballot is being removed from the ballot?

That's Constitutional Calvinball, that is.

The name Cornel always makes me think of an off-brand Potted Meat Food Product. Probably because it sounds sorta like Hormel.

I see that Dopey Joe traded hats with a Trump supporter and allowed himself to be photographed wearing the Trump hat.

Maybe he's a little bitter about being kicked to the curb in favor of the Kamamunist? Nah, couldn't be.

I hope the Trump campaign gets its head out of its ass and distributes this photo as widely as Wilt Chamberlain distributed his semen.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 12, 2024 11:37 AM (W5ArC)

199 Hi Javems! That's great! Where do they live? I'll go stalk them. lol.. jk.. I am feeling okay dear, thanks for asking.

Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at September 12, 2024 11:38 AM (iF0sF)

200 Kari Lake would have been a perfect AZ candidate in 2000. Arizona has changed A LOT over the past couple of decades. It’s not the Arizona of old and she’s not a viable candidate.

Posted by: News Update at September 12, 2024 11:38 AM (KXgZp)

201 I’ve seen a few references to Biden wearing a MAGA hat but haven’t seen it. That really happened?? Links to photos please….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 12, 2024 11:37 AM (ZtAny)



someone handed him a Trump hat and he put it on.

I think there are links up thread.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:38 AM (tjClK)

202
It's very unsettling to ponder, but it looks like parties have been meaningless since the mid to late 70s.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - A good kick in the balls will cure your gender confusion at September 12, 2024 11:26 AM (HbvSn)


In other words, shortly after the Deep State murdered JFK.

I saw a video recently, with a long list of failed climate change predictions, going back to the 70s (when they were predicting a new Ice Age). I had heard of that, but didn't realize that the CAUSE of that impending Ice Age was said to be air pollution blocking out the Sun.

So that Ice Age prediction was just another anti-industrial movement trying to make John Q Public poorer, and to take away his personal transportation.

It didn't work, so they put out the exact opposite message: Global Warming. When that didn't scare people into submission, they rebranded it "Climate Change". When THAT didn't scare people enough, they invented climate "Tipping Points" - fictitious climate anomalies of catastrophic import, with no dire symptoms until after they suddenly happen.

All since the Deep State had their little coup in '63.

Posted by: MrExcitement at September 12, 2024 11:38 AM (hOOi9)

203 I forgot to mention, the McCain machine in AZ hates MAGA and Kari is MAGA.

But, AZ just got sued, state wide, to remove ineligible voters from the voter rolls. From what I understand, initially Maricopa county was targeted because the rules state one can only sue one county at a time, or some such. But, for some reason, Maricopa county decided to challenge the lawsuit in federal court, which removed the county limitation, so, all counties in AZ are now being sued to clean up their voter rolls. Maricopa and Pima being the most corrupt, if they have to clean up their voter rolls, may change things. I am not all that optimistic, however.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 11:38 AM (tT6L1)

204 Trouble is, and this will be Trump's problem, we don't know that. He may be straight up my country, my Constitution, merit based military. Thinking, automatically, that he was promoted because he is Black is another distortion.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 12, 2024 11:31 AM (SXHAp)

He attempted to defend that DEI crap to Gaetz. He could have said, "It's not my policy, sir, I am just tasked with implementing it."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2024 11:38 AM (jYYer)

205 so the uniparty may or may not be true, the administrative worldwide state is, and they want biddable front men like Bidden and Harris
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And millions of Americans either want it that way, don't care, or are somehow completely ignorant of this.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 12, 2024 11:38 AM (fs1hN)

206 I hope the Trump campaign gets its head out of its ass and distributes this photo as widely as Wilt Chamberlain distributed his semen.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 12, 2024 11:37 AM (W5ArC)

He grabbed himself ALL the pussy.

Posted by: The Stilt and his stilt at September 12, 2024 11:38 AM (QK4hQ)

207 Re: who's on the ballot or not.

I take the radical position that each of the states should be doing exactly what their election laws say they should do in each of the cases, regardless of which party or parties are helped or hurt by it.

If the law says it's too late to make changes, then don't make the change. If it's not too late, then do it. Simple, right?

Posted by: can of spam at September 12, 2024 11:39 AM (7oNMO)

208 >>> So they really hate her that much ? What's up ?

It's horrible to speak ill of the dead when we're still having his funeral, but the McCain machine in AZ is still strong, and probably going scorched earth on anyone MAGA.

Posted by: LizLem at September 12, 2024 11:39 AM (x+Zt1)

209
Here's just one result of Barry's house cleaning of the military:
https://tinyurl.com/4mhhjuwr
hilarious and sickening.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker

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Holy fuq. How would you even judge whether a person was eligible for the "demi gender" scholarship if you don't know what demi gender is? Demi-gender just self-identifies and that's it? Maybe if I were a hungry young man ambitious to succeed in the military, I'd see a way. (Of course I'd expose it later as a complete joke and dismantle it on the strength of my own success in it.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2024 11:40 AM (wjjYr)

210 Lawsuits will be flying in every swing state. They will be decided at the state level.

The phed courts won't touch any of it.

State Supreme Courts controlled by partisan Dems?

PA, MI, WI, NV.

They also hold the SOS and AGs.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at September 12, 2024 11:17 AM (dEPn0)
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Unless a few governors wouldn't mind if Harris lost.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 12, 2024 11:40 AM (GZYu7)

211 Today a white USAF general may be there because he's a commie or a faggot. Ferreting out the good guys is more than a color issue.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 12, 2024 11:41 AM (SXHAp)

212
Here's a pic:
https://tinyurl.com/mvmmkzwc

Posted by: Biden with Trump kids at September 12, 2024 11:41 AM (DobEs)

213 Kari Lake would have been a perfect AZ candidate in 2000. Arizona has changed A LOT over the past couple of decades. It’s not the Arizona of old and she’s not a viable candidate.
Posted by: News Update at September 12, 2024 11:38 AM (KXgZp)
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Oh good grief, that's nonsense. Janet Napolitano was governor of AZ around 2000. About as far left as one can get.

Since then, AZ has had Jan Brewer, who, I believe, was pretty conservative then the squish Ducey.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 11:41 AM (tT6L1)

214 It's very unsettling to ponder, but it looks like parties have been meaningless since the mid to late 70s.
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In other words, shortly after the Deep State murdered JFK.

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Yep. With George Bush's Cuban anti-Castro wetwork team directly involved.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - A good kick in the balls will cure your gender confusion at September 12, 2024 11:41 AM (HbvSn)

215 178 I think she won the governorship but abortion mouse stole it. Also I’ve been told that Lake has some quality that repels some subset of women. She’s hot? IDK
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 12, 2024 11:30 AM (5MZNC)
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AZ flouted a bunch of election laws to install Hobbs. If you listen to Kari, she has a voice that would melt any guy, even if she were of average looks. Combine that voice with her looks, and, yeah, mean girls would hate her.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 11:32 AM (tT6L1)

And not in a good way either.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 12, 2024 11:42 AM (ynpvh)

216 Today a white USAF general may be there because he's a commie or a faggot. Ferreting out the good guys is more than a color issue.
Posted by: Braenyard

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Oh, absolutely. The skin color angle was the camel's nose to promote that very thing.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - A good kick in the balls will cure your gender confusion at September 12, 2024 11:42 AM (HbvSn)

217 Today a white USAF general may be there because he's a commie or a faggot. Ferreting out the good guys is more than a color issue.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 12, 2024 11:41 AM (SXHAp)

Word.

Posted by: Admiral Rachel Levine at September 12, 2024 11:42 AM (jYYer)

218 Parties are becoming meaningless.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 11:24 AM (KbCG3)
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It is becoming the ruling elite versus the rest of the country.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 12, 2024 11:43 AM (GZYu7)

219
And not in a good way either.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 12, 2024 11:42 AM (ynpvh)



*insert Raiders of the Lost Ark face melt gif here*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:43 AM (tjClK)

220 There is video of Biden from behind where you watch him actually get goaded into putting the red hat on, to applause from the MAGA crowd, and then pics of him wearing it from the front.

It's the dumbest own goal since the Biden-Trump debate and "we beat Medicare." I love it.

Posted by: LizLem at September 12, 2024 11:43 AM (x+Zt1)

221 Since then, AZ has had Jan Brewer, who, I believe, was pretty conservative then the squish Ducey.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 11:41 AM (tT6L1)

Precisely. It went from conservative Brewer to squish Ducey to Hobbs. That’s the progression soon of the changing electorate of the state. Not to mention electing two Dem senators along the way.

Kari Lake is never going to win in the state.

Posted by: News Update at September 12, 2024 11:44 AM (KXgZp)

222 I think Jimmeh McCain has endorsed Harris, while Meghan called them both "garbage candidates" (not exactly an endorsement of Harris).

Linking this just because it has Meghan's massive boobage on display:

https://tinyurl.com/48pwemez

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 12, 2024 11:44 AM (W5ArC)

223 I don't think Trump has been to AZ very often.. Has he written it off or does he think he has it ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 11:45 AM (IyPmt)

224 Precisely. It went from conservative Brewer to squish Ducey to Hobbs. That’s the progression soon of the changing electorate of the state. Not to mention electing two Dem senators along the way.

Kari Lake is never going to win in the state.
Posted by: News Update at September 12, 2024 11:44 AM (KXgZp)
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I see you completely ignored the leftist hack Janet Napalitano who was governor. Whatever, you're not worth engaging.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 11:45 AM (tT6L1)

225 Unless a few governors wouldn't mind if Harris lost.
Posted by: Black JEM at September 12, 2024 11:40 AM (GZYu7)

I’m clinging to this like a life vest. I’m thinking PA and MI might well go Trump because Shapiro and the wicked witch of the north both have presidential ambitions

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 12, 2024 11:45 AM (P/Wjn)

226 Trump was in AZ for the Kennedy endorsement.

Posted by: News Update at September 12, 2024 11:45 AM (KXgZp)

227 Biden - "I am endorsing Trump."

DU - "Who gives a fuck that that demented old pervert says? Dude showered with his daughter. It's right there in her diary!"
____

DU2 - You should see what's on his son's laptop!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 12, 2024 11:45 AM (fs1hN)

228 Wow, haven’t seen Rodrigo Borgia here in a while.

How are you, Sir?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2024 11:46 AM (v6JzV)

229 199 Hi Javems! That's great! Where do they live? I'll go stalk them. lol.. jk.. I am feeling okay dear, thanks for asking.

Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at September 12, 2024 11:38 AM (iF0sF)

They live in a suburb called Lee's Summit. I spent a considerable amount of time as a child at 1740 Broadway in KC. Was low rent back then in the late 40's. All gone now I think

Posted by: javems at September 12, 2024 11:46 AM (8I4hW)

230 210. Bingo, i think. Shapiro and Whitmer profit nothing by Harris winning.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 12, 2024 11:46 AM (7PziG)

231 Linking this just because it has Meghan's massive boobage on display:

https://tinyurl.com/48pwemez
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 12, 2024 11:44 AM (W5ArC)



Fake tits and backfat is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:46 AM (tjClK)

232 Anyone hear anything about Springfield, OH, making a bunch of the illegal Haitians cops?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 12, 2024 11:46 AM (5AVMW)

233 I don't think Trump has been to AZ very often.. Has he written it off or does he think he has it ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 11:45 AM (IyPmt)
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He is in Tucson today

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 12, 2024 11:46 AM (RIvkX)

234 He is in Tucson today
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 12, 2024 11:46 AM (RIvkX)


Thanks

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 11:47 AM (IyPmt)

235 Napolitano ran as a moderate. Which of course is a lie no Dem is moderate. But that’s how she positioned herself. And Wyoming also had a Democrat Governor in the 2000s. It was a thing back then for red states to elect Dem governors.

Posted by: News Update at September 12, 2024 11:47 AM (KXgZp)

236 Anyone hear anything about Springfield, OH, making a bunch of the illegal Haitians cops?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 12, 2024 11:46 AM (5AVMW)

Animal control officers?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2024 11:48 AM (jYYer)

237 Meghan's massive boobage?

Meh.

Posted by: No thanks at September 12, 2024 11:48 AM (DobEs)

238 > How are you, Sir?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2024 11:46 AM (v6JzV)

Good, but been busy in real life. Still dealing with a complicated estate, then another family member passed on, adding another estate to the pile (fortunately not as complicated).

I don't know how I became the designated family "funeral and estate" guy. I'm the oldest one now, so someone else is gonna have to take care of mine. I've been involving my niece in the other two as much as I can. Level-headed girl, and I trust her to deal with my shit after I'm gone.

Sorry to be morbid.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 12, 2024 11:49 AM (W5ArC)

239 60 minutes in and she's finally napping.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:49 AM (tjClK)

240 212
Here's a pic:
https://tinyurl.com/mvmmkzwc
Posted by: Biden with Trump kids at September 12, 2024 11:41 AM (DobEs)
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Biden was drawn in by all that jailbait.

Remember Big Tiddy Antifa Girl? She'd have that ability with normal guys, despite her politics.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 12, 2024 11:49 AM (1bNHn)

241 Isn't tubby McCain married to a Conservative guy ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 11:49 AM (IyPmt)

242 so the uniparty may or may not be true, the administrative worldwide state is, and they want biddable front men like Bidden and Harris

Posted by: Kindltot at September 12, 2024 11:36 AM (D7oie)
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And they are starting to struggle everywhere. Interesting that a fair part of the world has about had enough of them.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 12, 2024 11:49 AM (GZYu7)

243
Sorry to be morbid.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 12, 2024 11:49 AM (W5ArC)



Godspeed, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:50 AM (tjClK)

244 Oren "Juice" Jones. Quality 80's cheese.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 12, 2024 11:50 AM (xcxpd)

245 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:49 AM (tjClK)

Good....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 11:50 AM (IyPmt)

246 Montana had a Dem Governor as well in the 2000s. It was trendy to vote Republican for president, congress and senate but elected a leftist for guv.

Posted by: News Update at September 12, 2024 11:50 AM (KXgZp)

247
Good....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 11:50 AM (IyPmt)



Agreed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:51 AM (tjClK)

248 > Anyone hear anything about Springfield, OH, making a bunch of the illegal Haitians cops?
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No.

However it would fit with my assertation that the various outrange mobs, Antifa, BLM, illegals and the cartel gangs are being integrated into areas the left would like to 'keep under control' should things go sideways for them.

The big, blue shit hole cities are already under control so the left is focusing on rural, red areas now. Potentially they have upwards of 20M possible 'employees' to sprinkle around.

Posted by: Martini Farmer-Rhetorical Flourishes and Factual Liberty at September 12, 2024 11:52 AM (Q4IgG)

249
The fraud of "joy" didn't work.
So now it's time for the grim work of fear.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


At your service.

Posted by: $35 Trillion debt at September 12, 2024 11:52 AM (63Dwl)

250 Montana had a Dem Governor as well in the 2000s. It was trendy to vote Republican for president, congress and senate but elected a leftist for guv.
Posted by: News Update at September 12, 2024 11:50 AM (KXgZp)

Still… see Andy Beshears in KY

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 12, 2024 11:52 AM (WnEm5)

251 I spent a considerable amount of time as a child at 1740 Broadway in KC.

Whoa! Don't go anywhere near there unless you're packin.

Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at September 12, 2024 11:52 AM (iF0sF)

252 Merrick 'Gaslight' Garland
I can't stand listening to that guy

Posted by: kactus at September 12, 2024 11:52 AM (twS2i)

253 Rodrigo, I hope you resolve the various estate issues satisfactorily.

My family broke apart acrimoniously as a result, mostly, of the unsatisfactory arrangements regarding our parents’ estates.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2024 11:52 AM (v6JzV)

254 I saw 80's Cheese open for Bowling for Soup at The Bronco Bowl in '97.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:52 AM (tjClK)

255 The fraud of "joy" didn't work.
So now it's time for the grim work of fear.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

At your service.
Posted by: $35 Trillion debt at September 12, 2024 11:52 AM (63Dwl)

Casually backing our way into nukular war isn't a bad way to go either.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 12, 2024 11:53 AM (dGCAG)

256 Thinking, automatically, that he was promoted because he is Black is another distortion.

However we also can't discount it. Which is the great crime of affirmative action.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 12, 2024 11:53 AM (/y8xj)

257
Still… see Andy Beshears in KY
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 12, 2024 11:52 AM (WnEm5)

Doesn't NC have a Dem Gov. ? Of course NC is more purple

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 11:53 AM (IyPmt)

258 Still… see Andy Beshears in KY
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 12, 2024 11:52 AM (WnEm5)

Yep. Kansas as well.

What’s old is new agin.

Posted by: News Update at September 12, 2024 11:53 AM (KXgZp)

259 Casually backing our way into nukular war isn't a bad way to go either.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 12, 2024 11:53 AM (dGCAG)
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Nero fiddling and Rome burning no longer seems to be a fable.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 11:54 AM (tT6L1)

260 Doesn't sound fake to me.

https://tinyurl.com/3fs7up9y

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2024 11:54 AM (LkLld)

261 Is Stacy Abrams still governor of Georgia?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:54 AM (tjClK)

262 252 Merrick 'Gaslight' Garland
I can't stand listening to that guy
Posted by: kactus at September 12, 2024 11:52 AM (twS2i)

Garland and Kamala speaking at the same event...{{{shudder}}}

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 11:54 AM (IyPmt)

263 257 Doesn't NC have a Dem Gov. ? Of course NC is more purple
Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 11:53 AM (IyPmt)

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There were definitive late night ballot dumps in NC in 2020 that helped Cooper over the line.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 11:55 AM (GBKbO)

264 so the uniparty may or may not be true, the administrative worldwide state is, and they want biddable front men like Bidden and Harris

Posted by: Kindltot at September 12, 2024 11:36 AM (D7oie)
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And they are starting to struggle everywhere. Interesting that a fair part of the world has about had enough of them.
Posted by: Black JEM at September 12, 2024 11:49 AM (GZYu7)

They still rule france, England, Germany, and now Poland and Brazil.

Parts of the world may be resisting, but not everybody.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 12, 2024 11:55 AM (dGCAG)

265 Almost all the Dem governors in red states are the result of GOPe backstabbing.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 12, 2024 11:56 AM (aIU4O)

266 260 Doesn't sound fake to me.

https://tinyurl.com/3fs7up9y
Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2024 11:54 AM (LkLld)

That's awful

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 11:56 AM (IyPmt)

267 I’m included to believe Abrams did win and Kemp stole it. He’s a piece of shit that would do that.

Posted by: News Update at September 12, 2024 11:56 AM (KXgZp)

268
There were definitive late night ballot dumps in NC in 2020 that helped Cooper over the line.

-

It was identical to Trump and Biden. Cooper was losing solidly, they stopped counting overnight, and then Cooper won by a pretty sound margin the next morning.

And no you can't examine the voting machines because that would compromise the public's faith in elections. Seriously. That's what the courts said.

Way to maintain faith in elections, guys.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - A good kick in the balls will cure your gender confusion at September 12, 2024 11:57 AM (HbvSn)

269 Nero fiddling

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 11:54 AM (tT6L1)



You asked for it.........


https://youtu.be/hQE2OdWGq50

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:57 AM (tjClK)

270 Doesn't sound fake to me.

https://tinyurl.com/3fs7up9y
Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2024 11:54 AM (LkLld)

Horrible video. Reminds me of the old SCTV "3D TV" gag.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2024 11:57 AM (jYYer)

271 239 60 minutes in and she's finally napping.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:49 AM (tjClK)

That Benadryl will knock you right out. Hope all goes well for you guys.

Posted by: javems at September 12, 2024 11:57 AM (8I4hW)

272 Voices that melt any hetero guy --

If you have SiriusXM, listen to Classic Vinyl and/or Classic Rewind when Rachel Steele is on.

It moves

Posted by: Doof at September 12, 2024 11:58 AM (RhGG0)

273 It rarely if ever happens the other way. Deep blue state that elects a Republican. Maryland did it recently. Romney in Mass. probably some others but they are very rare.

And the Rep that wins governs center left anyway.

Posted by: News Update at September 12, 2024 11:58 AM (KXgZp)

274 >>> 50 So now that Joe Biden smilingly put on a Trump hat, smilingly posed with a bunch of kinds wearing Trump t-shirts, and told people not to "eat dogs and cats", that's the last of him we'll see until November.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 12, 2024 11:00 AM (uxCna)

Am I the only one thinking of Joey B as Milton from Office Space...?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 12, 2024 11:58 AM (FnneF)

275 I didn't start the fire:

https://youtu.be/8t6MU2_3qXw?feature=shared

Posted by: Billy Joel at September 12, 2024 11:59 AM (ufFY8)

276 You asked for it.........


https://youtu.be/hQE2OdWGq50
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:57 AM (tjClK)
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Sort of reminds of Trans Siberian Orchestra

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 11:59 AM (tT6L1)

277 That Benadryl will knock you right out. Hope all goes well for you guys.
Posted by: javems at September 12, 2024 11:57 AM (8I4hW)



She fought it for a while, but enough time and no reaction, she's finally comfortable.


It's likely we'll be cutting her hair this weekend.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:59 AM (tjClK)

278
Merrick 'Gaslight' Garland
I can't stand listening to that guy
Posted by: kactus


He sort of sounds like RFK,Jr.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2024 12:00 PM (63Dwl)

279 Sort of reminds of Trans Siberian Orchestra
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 11:59 AM (tT6L1)



I used to piss my mom off playing something remarkably close to that hook on the electric organ we had.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 12:00 PM (tjClK)

280 OT, random size comparisons / view for scale of various Yuuuge Things:
https://shorturl.at/Evrto

h/t Peter Grant

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 12, 2024 12:02 PM (FnneF)

281 So Trump isn't strong enough for the pro-lifers ? I just read that Lila Rose who is big spokesperson for the group says she will not vote for Trump... Or Harris... Stupid

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 12:03 PM (IyPmt)

282 I don't think Trump has been to AZ very often.. Has he written it off or does he think he has it ?
Posted by: It's me donna

I think he did the RFK announcement last month in Glendale AZ

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 12, 2024 12:03 PM (FxH7T)

283 I don't know how I became the designated family "funeral and estate" guy. I'm the oldest one now, so someone else is gonna have to take care of mine. I've been involving my niece in the other two as much as I can. Level-headed girl, and I trust her to deal with my shit after I'm gone.

Sorry to be morbid.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 12, 2024 11:49 AM (W5ArC)
***

Nothing wrong with planning ahead.
So...got any gubs?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 12, 2024 12:03 PM (W/lyH)

284 Marc Elias should be in GTMO tied to a board with water being poured on his face.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 12, 2024 12:03 PM (/U5Yz)

285 So Trump isn't strong enough for the pro-lifers ? I just read that Lila Rose who is big spokesperson for the group says she will not vote for Trump... Or Harris... Stupid
Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 12:03 PM (IyPmt)



Stepping aside watching the country burn is vogue, don'tchaknow.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 12:04 PM (tjClK)

286 So Trump isn't strong enough for the pro-lifers ? I just read that Lila Rose who is big spokesperson for the group says she will not vote for Trump... Or Harris... Stupid
Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 12:03 PM (IyPmt)

Yes. So annoying… any pro-lifer not voting for Trump is an incredible self own

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 12, 2024 12:04 PM (P/Wjn)

287 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 12:04 PM (tjClK)

288 So Trump isn't strong enough for the pro-lifers ? I just read that Lila Rose who is big spokesperson for the group says she will not vote for Trump... Or Harris... Stupid
Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 12:03 PM (IyPmt)
---------------

Do I think abortion is wrong? Darn right. Roe V Wade completely changed the abortion landscape and removed it from federal jurisdiction. And, in keeping with the states rights philosophy, and the founding documents, refusing to sign a federal abortion ban is correct.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 12:05 PM (tT6L1)

289 Joe Biden's fake election was a pretty terrible attack on America

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 12, 2024 12:06 PM (tbZVi)

290 Whoa! Don't go anywhere near there unless you're packin.

Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at September 12, 2024 11:52 AM (iF0sF)

My grandmothers lived there back then. My cousins neighborhood wasn't too hot growing up.

Posted by: javems at September 12, 2024 12:08 PM (8I4hW)

291 It's likely we'll be cutting her hair this weekend.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 11:59 AM (tjClK)

That's tough on the gals. Tell her she has a beautiful head and buy her some nice scarfs. Let her pick them out of course.

Posted by: javems at September 12, 2024 12:12 PM (8I4hW)

292 I think Trump will win decisively. I think , as many here do, that the polls are complete bs. What our esteemed COB has so succinctly outlined here is the framework of the Dems plan b. They will contest the results in a few of the the battleground states and the black robed minions in those courts will quickly and decisively side with them. They have no intention of allowing Donald Trump to take office. I also think Slow Joe will stay in office until after the election. Harris will assume the office after the election. Democracy will die in broad daylight.
I freely admit to having American privilege. It's called liberty. They want to take mine and my children's privilege away? My response is the same as Patrick Henry's.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 12, 2024 12:12 PM (42DR8)

293 ... "illegible voters"

Did you mean ineligible or illegal maybe?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 12, 2024 12:28 PM (GD2xa)

294 I don't know how I became the designated family "funeral and estate" guy.

Wife did so many, people from other families were asking her to consult. Her nickname is "Executrixie."

BIL, forgetting that Mom already has everything carved in stone with Sis's name on the lines, went to a men's church group Dying Seminar and asked earnestly if we would, when the time comes, be willing to "serve as executioner." I mentioned phrasing.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 12, 2024 12:32 PM (zdLoL)

295 And they are starting to struggle everywhere. Interesting that a fair part of the world has about had enough of them.
Posted by: Black JEM at September 12, 2024 11:49 AM (GZYu7)


the money is running out. Too much has been stripped out of the system and the promises are coming due. The only next step is peonage / Latifunidia and some sort of serfdom or outright slavery

Posted by: Kindltot at September 12, 2024 12:35 PM (D7oie)

296 Elias is a true slimeball, time to give him the same treatment he has melted out to so many others. Make his life a legal hell.

Posted by: TJ Jackson at September 12, 2024 03:08 PM (bXvrr)

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