Short Week Cafe

Turkey, by Alex Dawson

Sniffing each other out.

Little dog has the courage of NeverTrumpers.

Happy owls: 1 and 2.

You can just lie there, I'll be done in a minute.

David Bowie cat.

The last good pool days of summer.

Glitch in the Matrix.

The ball is mine.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/42sx4C2gBA
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Board game (Wait For It) pic.twitter.com/5AiAQryg92
— Gabriele Corno (@Gabriele_Corno) August 30, 2024

Man saves a crow from drowning, then it joins its family. It plays with the dogs and f***s with the cat.

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This crow is sexy and she knows it.

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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 03, 2024 07:41 PM (0u7I0)

2 Good early evening, ace. I hope you had a lovely long weekend. I did!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 03, 2024 07:42 PM (0u7I0)

3 Corgis called.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 03, 2024 07:48 PM (a3Q+t)

4
Seán Ono Lennon
@seanonolennon
Just listened to a BBC podcast on ‘Brat Summer’ and I’ve never prayed so hard for that meteor to hit.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 03, 2024 07:48 PM (TGPs7)

5 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 03, 2024 07:50 PM (WXNFJ)

6
*doffs hat with sweeping motion*

Good evening, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 03, 2024 07:50 PM (1Nxff)

7 Cat on a Roomba is good. A penguin on a Roomba would be excellent. Can Roombas traverse ice safely?

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at September 03, 2024 07:50 PM (CV8a5)

8 Can the rest of Anatolia sink?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2024 07:51 PM (XVQal)

9 The rescued crow video is pretty amazing.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 03, 2024 07:51 PM (a3Q+t)

10 Nurse with the first! It rhymes!

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 03, 2024 07:52 PM (NMT5x)

11 Uncle Charlie had a pet crow that he taught to talk. He gave it to Uncle Glen, who lived on the other side of our little hometown, but it still flew over to visit Charlie every few days.

Posted by: huerfano at September 03, 2024 07:52 PM (VGOMa)

12 The second happy owl reminds me of Mr. Magoo.

Posted by: Tuna at September 03, 2024 07:53 PM (oaGWv)

13 Crows are seriously smart. I would never mess with a crow.
We have a nest in tall tree out back. I sent a drone up to check them out. That was a bad idea.
Good thing it wasn't an expensive drone...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 03, 2024 07:54 PM (MeG8a)

14 Evenin' Horde. I'm having a blackcurrant mead. I think I earned it after mowing the back yard. It's very good. And it was only 80 degrees here today!

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 03, 2024 07:54 PM (iZbyp)

15 A penguin on a Roomba would be excellent. Can Roombas traverse ice safely?
Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at September 03, 2024 07:50 PM

Great idea! The penguin's profligate projectile pooping would worsen the situation, which is perfectly aligned with our mission statement!

Posted by: Big Penguin at September 03, 2024 07:54 PM (a3Q+t)

16 Okay gearheads just posted a lot of images to Tensor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2024 07:55 PM (XVQal)

17 Turkey, by Alex Dawson

Pretty sure those are fish.

Posted by: mikeski at September 03, 2024 07:55 PM (DgGvY)

18 I love owls. There's a couple who live in the trees behind my place. It's really fun to hear them hooting in the late late evening.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 03, 2024 07:55 PM (B96Jb)

19 Good evening everyone from Biden County again

Posted by: Skip at September 03, 2024 07:55 PM (17N17)

20 4
Seán Ono Lennon
@seanonolennon
Just listened to a BBC podcast on ‘Brat Summer’ and I’ve never prayed so hard for that meteor to hit.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 03, 2024 07:48 PM (TGPs7)

LOL

Posted by: m at September 03, 2024 07:55 PM (64Zez)

21 *doffs hat with sweeping motion*

Good evening, Hordians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 03, 2024 07:50 PM

And a tip o' the Stetson to you, Mr. the Seventh!

Posted by: Big Penguin at September 03, 2024 07:56 PM (a3Q+t)

22 *doffs hat with sweeping motion*

Good evening, Hordians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

"Howya?"

Posted by: Tonypete at September 03, 2024 07:59 PM (WXNFJ)

23 The board game just cracked me up.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 03, 2024 08:00 PM (mH6SG)

24 Great idea! The penguin's profligate projectile pooping would worsen the situation, which is perfectly aligned with our mission statement!

Posted by: Big Penguin

There you go again. Confusing our neat, tuxedoed clients with those vile, messy gannet.

Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at September 03, 2024 08:00 PM (CV8a5)

25 Joe the Crow was a celebrity in my tiny town and it would frequently follow me on my walks to and from school. I was scared to death of this bird because I was a craven coward. In my defense, running from a crow is impossible.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 03, 2024 08:01 PM (7fVdQ)

26 And it was only 80 degrees here today!
Posted by: screaming in digital

Next Monday the temp I supposed to go down to 49 in the morning here in Nashville land. Might we be having an actual Fall this year? It was cool and
breezy last night. My grandson said it reminded him of treat or treat season.

Posted by: Tuna at September 03, 2024 08:01 PM (oaGWv)

27 Evenin' Horde. I'm having a blackcurrant mead. I think I earned it after mowing the back yard. It's very good. And it was only 80 degrees here today!

Enjoy, SiD.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 03, 2024 08:02 PM (mH6SG)

28 Why, boy, that aint, ah say, that ain't a turkey, that's a bunch of big rocks, big rocks, that is.

(Boy means well, but his cornbread ain't done in the middle).

Posted by: Paco at September 03, 2024 08:03 PM (njExo)

29 Next Monday the temp I supposed to go down to 49 in the morning here in Nashville land. Might we be having an actual Fall this year? It was cool and
breezy last night. My grandson said it reminded him of treat or treat season.
Posted by: Tuna
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I hope so. Seems like it's been hot and dry here all summer. I love Fall. I reserve the right to change my mind when the leaves start falling off my giant trees...

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 03, 2024 08:06 PM (iZbyp)

30 Penguins should never be allowed near any electronic equipment, especially those containing lithium batteries, as contact with the mephitic funk emitted by these dangerous wildfowl has caused said energy storage units to burst into flames and explode.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at September 03, 2024 08:06 PM (vFG9F)

31 crows...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du_AC3iKTM0

Posted by: davidt at September 03, 2024 08:08 PM (i0F8b)

32 Next Monday the temp I supposed to go down to 49 in the morning here in Nashville land. Might we be having an actual Fall this year? It was cool and
breezy last night. My grandson said it reminded him of treat or treat season.
Posted by: Tuna

Up on the Plateau many of the trees are already dropping their leaves.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 03, 2024 08:08 PM (WXNFJ)

33 Long ago, before dinosaurs roamed the earf, I was a season ticket holder with my local NFL franchise. In post-game inebriated states we used to stop and play a few rounds of the shell game with the local hustlers. Winning was almost a sure impossibility. Lots of laughs, tho.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 03, 2024 08:09 PM (mH6SG)

34 Good evening, friends! I think it is only going to be in the 80s tomorrow.

Posted by: Piper at September 03, 2024 08:09 PM (p4NUW)

35 Joe the Crow was a celebrity in my tiny town . . . .
Posted by: Oglebay

You just know someone wanted to name him Jim Crow. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at September 03, 2024 08:09 PM (WXNFJ)

36 >I was a craven coward. In my defense, running from a crow is impossible.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 03, 2024 08:01 PM (7fVdQ)

Wouldn't that make you a raven coward?

I'll show myself out.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 03, 2024 08:10 PM (GTqXr)

37
Paul Harrell is mort.

RIP

Posted by: Soothsayer bottom lines it for you at September 03, 2024 08:10 PM (fI1JL)

38 Penguins should never be allowed near any electronic equipment, especially those containing lithium batteries, as contact with the mephitic funk emitted by these dangerous wildfowl has caused said energy storage units to burst into flames and explode.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at September 03, 2024 08:06 PM (vFG9F)
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But are the penguins OK?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 03, 2024 08:10 PM (BpYfr)

39
Last night, Paul Herrel's brother posted a short video stating his brother's time left is "very short," and included a few recent images.

Hours later, he's gone.

Posted by: Soothsayer bottom lines it for you at September 03, 2024 08:11 PM (fI1JL)

40 Up on the Plateau many of the trees are already dropping their leaves.
Posted by: Tonypete
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We saw a few red and yellow leaves on the Parkway yesterday. Might try to head back up there in a few weeks.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 03, 2024 08:12 PM (iZbyp)

41 g'night everyone

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 03, 2024 08:14 PM (UWgy2)

42 37 Paul Harrell is mort. - Soothsayer

I knew he was terminally ill, but I guess I was still not prepared for the inevitable. He was a very knowledgeable gun guy, extremely level-headed, and the possessor of a fine, dry sense of humor. Devastating news. God rest his soul and comfort his family and many friends and fans.

Posted by: Paco at September 03, 2024 08:14 PM (njExo)

43 first red leaf here was 2 weeks ago

& rly g'night!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 03, 2024 08:15 PM (UWgy2)

44 Penguins are never ok.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at September 03, 2024 08:16 PM (vFG9F)

45 Ach, be warned, the crows are not what they seem. They seek to ensnare you with their antics, so that you are off guard when they put their ultimate plan into operation. All the crows and their raven colleagues know of Der Tag, and bide their time. Soon shall it arrive, and all masks shall drop. Many Shuvs and Zuuls will know what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor on that day, I can tell you!

This may actually be from Ghostbusters, or the Facts of Life. The 80s were a busy time for Werner, and much is hazy. Still, do not allow the feathery menace to beguile you, David Lynch knows this well...and, ja, actually that was about owls. Never mind.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 03, 2024 08:16 PM (tmPIh)

46 Paul Harrell is mort.

RIP

Happy trails, Paul.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 03, 2024 08:19 PM (mH6SG)

47 I canned plums today. I will probably can plums tomorrow, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 03, 2024 08:19 PM (D7oie)

48 I was a craven coward. In my defense, running from a crow is impossible.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 03, 2024 08:01 PM (7fVdQ)

Wouldn't that make you a raven coward?

He didn't want to catch Corvid.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 03, 2024 08:20 PM (xCA6C)

49 I canned plums today. I will probably can plums tomorrow, too.
Posted by: Kindltot

Me too!!

Posted by: Buttigig at September 03, 2024 08:20 PM (WXNFJ)

50 screaming in digital, thank you for everything.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2024 08:20 PM (WbH4L)

51 David Bowie cat is what happens when two cats go after the same prey too fast. Unnatural selection merger.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 03, 2024 08:21 PM (aXxgO)

52 RIP, Paul Harrell.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 03, 2024 08:22 PM (ENQcO)

53 47 I canned plums today. I will probably can plums tomorrow, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 03, 2024 08:19 PM (D7oie)

I put up this round of tomatoes over the weekend. Vegetable soup, and pizza sauce.

Apples this weekend, probably.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 03, 2024 08:23 PM (OX9vb)

54 screaming in digital, thank you for everything.
Posted by: Ben Had
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Thank YOU BH! Counting the days!

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 03, 2024 08:23 PM (iZbyp)

55 My son saw a gang of ravens take over a guy's pickup truck in the Old Faithful parking lot. they got his cooler open and began feasting on the food, and they made sure the guy could not get to his truck and drive away.

Birds are fucking scary.

Except for the ones in BIRDEMIC.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at September 03, 2024 08:23 PM (Ad8y9)

56 Which Bowie, though? Aladdin Sane?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 03, 2024 08:24 PM (D7oie)

57 > Paul Harrell is mort.
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That, sucks. I liked that guy.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 03, 2024 08:25 PM (Q4IgG)

58 The 80s..now is Werner reminded of an early 80s program with a narrative that revolved around a Flapper who departed from this life by way of a streetcar fatality, who was dispatched to the late twentieth century to act as a nanny to a father and his woeful children. Of the streetcar fatality they sang in the opening titles. Werner thinks this may have appeared on TBS, or in the minor works of Ingmar Bergman. One of those. Jan Hooks was impressive on the Bill Tush Show. That last one did happen, right? So many blasphemies, so little time. Alf was an abomination, and frightened poor Kinski, in the manner of thunder and fireworks. Ja, this was strange.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 03, 2024 08:26 PM (tmPIh)

59 My tomatoes are late this year, but my grapes are edging into ripeness. Always too much in apples and grapes, and I can all the tomatoes I can on the chance that I won't have any tomorrow.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 03, 2024 08:26 PM (D7oie)

60 An interview with Paul Harrell. It's obvious he is on the back end of life. It's 25 minutes long but if you are a firearms (and 2A) enthusiast, I would recommend bookmarking it. A really decent, funny and knowledgeable dude. RIP.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 03, 2024 08:30 PM (mH6SG)

61 Next year.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 03, 2024 08:31 PM (D7oie)

62 Oops...here's the link: https://tinyurl.com/ydnxb339

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 03, 2024 08:31 PM (mH6SG)

63 My aunt used to make a white or yellow plum jelly that was just the right amount of sweet and sour.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 03, 2024 08:33 PM (gbOdA)

64 He had Florida State over BC...

PFT Commenter
@PFTCommenter
I ate horse poop because im a man of my word

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 03, 2024 08:33 PM (TGPs7)

65 Paul Harrell's videos with various "survival foods" were off the hook funny. Dude did know his shit. Opinionated, but still...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 03, 2024 08:34 PM (Q4IgG)

66
Oh dear....

brand new video just posted by Paul Herrell:

"I'm Dead"

https://youtu.be/M-gZuFcEu0E?si=QF-dWTvwnZ2sS8Oi

Posted by: Soothsayer bottom lines it for you at September 03, 2024 08:35 PM (fI1JL)

67 Long ago, in the southern part of the People's Republic, there used to be an old fashioned candy shop which sold Beach Plum Taffy, made from beach plums on the Cape. Best tasting taffy I ever had in my life....

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 03, 2024 08:37 PM (TGPs7)

68 nurse ratched: "I love owls. There's a couple who live in the trees behind my place. It's really fun to hear them hooting in the late late evening."

And it's the only time you'll hear them. Amazing how quiet they are when they choose to be. About a two months ago in the evening, I was working in the garden. A large variety species (Barred or Horned, couldn't tell) perched on a wooden fence about ten feet away. Never heard it come; can't say I heard it leave either. Maybe a very slight swoosh of air. It watched me for about five plus minutes, although he could have been watching for a lot longer at a different spot.

Spectacular bird. If it was bigger, it could've slashed my throat and ripped my heart out before I knew what was happening.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 03, 2024 08:37 PM (aXxgO)

69 That crow is smarter then biden.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 03, 2024 08:39 PM (2NHgQ)

70 A neighbor brought us a bag of tomatoes from her garden which her daughter grew up in Napa.
OMG, the contrast between those and store bought was amazing.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, home of the $22 burrito at September 03, 2024 08:39 PM (i+MoA)

71 Happy Cafe news. I got to talk to JT today. He sounded really good and thanks you all for your prayers and concern. He will be in the rehab facility for a while longer.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2024 08:43 PM (WbH4L)

72 9 The rescued crow video is pretty amazing.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 03, 2024 07:51 PM (a3Q+t)
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Yes, good IQ, probably better than some B.Ed.s
Considering how fast a cat can really move, often faster than a striking snake, that crow is courting trouble unless the cat knows it's a game.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il caffe e pronto #01 at September 03, 2024 08:45 PM (qfLjt)

73
JT is alive?
That is good news.

Posted by: Soothsayer bottom lines it for you at September 03, 2024 08:45 PM (fI1JL)

74 "Short Week Cafe"

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Robert Reich at September 03, 2024 08:45 PM (vFG9F)

75 That's wonderful, Ben Had! Thanks for the update.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 03, 2024 08:45 PM (MpVUb)

76 That's good to hear Ben Had. Thank you!

Posted by: fd at September 03, 2024 08:46 PM (vFG9F)

77 7 Cat on a Roomba is good. A penguin on a Roomba would be excellent. Can Roombas traverse ice safely?

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at September 03, 2024 07:50 PM (CV8a5)
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Hidden crevasses are a problem.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il caffe e pronto #02 at September 03, 2024 08:46 PM (qfLjt)

78 I love it when The Cat wins.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2024 08:49 PM (RIvkX)

79 Happy Cafe news. I got to talk to JT today. He sounded really good and thanks you all for your prayers and concern. He will be in the rehab facility for a while longer.

Awesome news, Ben Had. Thanks so much for the update. Hang in there, JT. The Horde is with you.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 03, 2024 08:50 PM (mH6SG)

80 Maduro orders arrest of his presidential opponent.

Now do Biden.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 03, 2024 08:50 PM (gbOdA)

81 My aunt used to make a white or yellow plum jelly that was just the right amount of sweet and sour.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 03, 2024 08:33 PM (gbOdA)

I have a yellow plum tree that I use for jam, but the last two years there was a late frost and I got very few plums. I have been making peach jam instead.
I took peach jam to a family get together, and it was runny enough to use on pancakes. It was very good.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 03, 2024 08:50 PM (D7oie)

82 Awesome news, Ben Had. Thanks so much for the update. Hang in there, JT. The Horde is with you.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 03, 2024 08:50 PM (mH6SG)

Yeah! We need birdbath updates.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at September 03, 2024 08:51 PM (Ad8y9)

83 Paul Harrell. I think Weasel's in box has a few more assignments now. High credibility for both.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 03, 2024 08:51 PM (QSrLX)

84 The old timer's place had Damsons and those yellow plums. No idea what variety they are but they are good

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 03, 2024 08:52 PM (MpVUb)

85 That's a warrior cat on it's war chariot.
It took coup.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il caffe e pronto #03 at September 03, 2024 08:53 PM (qfLjt)

86 Happy Cafe news. I got to talk to JT today. He sounded really good and thanks you all for your prayers and concern. He will be in the rehab facility for a while longer.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2024 08:43 PM (WbH4L)
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I'm looking forward to all the unwanted advice, uninformed opinions, and crackpot remedies that the horde will offer when he returns!! Rheeee!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2024 08:54 PM (RIvkX)

87 Judge order Trump to stop using ‘favorite song’ at rallies.

I fart in your general direction

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 03, 2024 08:54 PM (gbOdA)

88 I see John Brennan's visage in the pic up top.

Looks like an Underwater Easter Island ...

Posted by: ShainS -- If Your Independence Lasts Over 4 Hours, You May Have Been Red-Pilled at September 03, 2024 08:55 PM (WlJra)

89 Yeah! We need birdbath updates.

+1000

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 03, 2024 08:55 PM (mH6SG)

90 SanFranpsycho, me too!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2024 08:55 PM (WbH4L)

91 I'm looking forward to all the unwanted advice, uninformed opinions, and crackpot remedies that the horde will offer when he returns!! Rheeee!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2024 08:54 PM (RIvkX)

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Slap a hot otter on it!

Posted by: ShainS -- If Your Independence Lasts Over 4 Hours, You May Have Been Red-Pilled at September 03, 2024 08:56 PM (WlJra)

92 A neighbor brought us a bag of tomatoes from her garden which her daughter grew up in Napa.
OMG, the contrast between those and store bought was amazing.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, home of the $22 burrito at September 03, 2024 08:39 PM (i+MoA)
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Right? No point at all in store-bought.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2024 08:57 PM (RIvkX)

93 My favorite birdbath update was "sill frozen". Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 03, 2024 08:57 PM (mH6SG)

94 ugh...still frozen

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 03, 2024 08:58 PM (mH6SG)

95 93 My favorite birdbath update was "sill frozen". Heh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 03, 2024 08:57 PM (mH6SG)

I liked the icing call on Snoopy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 03, 2024 08:59 PM (gbOdA)

96 87 Judge order Trump to stop using ‘favorite song’ at rallies.

I fart in your general direction
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 03, 2024 08:54 PM (gbOdA)

One of Clintons imfamous recess judicial appointments.

Posted by: Reforger at September 03, 2024 09:03 PM (xcIvR)

97 Ben Had!

JT getting his speech back is huge! I hope he's working hard on his physical therapy or I'll have to go east and kick his butt.

Thank you for the update!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 03, 2024 09:04 PM (Y/u0P)

98 52
'RIP, Paul Harrell.'

Sorry to see him go. He was very personable. I especially liked his recreation of the Miami Dade FBI shootout.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 03, 2024 09:04 PM (3wi/L)

99 Wow!
Nicole Shanahan on her viral Trump Derangement Syndrone ad: “We produced that video for under $10,000 and it’s gotten 65 million views”

“We didn’t have to buy an influencer or anything” 😂

“We don’t even endorse Trump at the end of it … We’re just calling for people’s independence to return to them, their critical thinking.

My father-in-law actually is a never Trumper … but he still chuckled.

That opened up a conversation that then allows us to dig a little deeper.”

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 03, 2024 09:08 PM (MpVUb)

100 I liked the icing call on Snoopy.

Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 03, 2024 09:09 PM (mH6SG)

101 It's quiet in here. Too quiet...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 03, 2024 09:11 PM (mH6SG)

102 The birdbath is against the barn. I repeat, the birdbath is against the barn.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 03, 2024 09:13 PM (mH6SG)

103 Snoopy has a long mustache.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 03, 2024 09:13 PM (mH6SG)

104 Okay, I'm done. And that's a good thing.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 03, 2024 09:14 PM (mH6SG)

105
101 It's quiet in here. Too quiet...
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September

Sorry. I am really tired so not filling up the comments with my incessant chatter. 😂

Posted by: Piper at September 03, 2024 09:15 PM (p4NUW)

106 Snoopy has a long mustache.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

I think that's just Blackjack Snoopy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 03, 2024 09:15 PM (IG4Id)

107 101 It's quiet in here. Too quiet...
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September
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*cranks the stereo to 11*

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 03, 2024 09:16 PM (iZbyp)

108 RIP Paul Harrell

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at September 03, 2024 09:16 PM (0XVad)

109 Listening to Bubble Goose, Wyclef Jean and the South Park Kids.

Funny song.

MAC 10 you guys!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at September 03, 2024 09:17 PM (Ad8y9)

110 This crow is sexy and she knows it.

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That crow is pigeon-toed!

Posted by: ShainS -- If Your Independence Lasts Over 4 Hours, You May Have Been Red-Pilled at September 03, 2024 09:19 PM (WlJra)

111 A neighbor brought us a bag of tomatoes from her garden which her daughter grew up in Napa.
OMG, the contrast between those and store bought was amazing.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

I grew marijuana at home years ago.
OMG, the contrast between those and store bought was amazing.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 03, 2024 09:22 PM (KAi1n)

112 *looks around*
*heads to Ace's liquor cabinet with a crow bar*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at September 03, 2024 09:22 PM (Ad8y9)

113 Wow!
Nicole Shanahan on her viral Trump Derangement Syndrone ad: “We produced that video for under $10,000 and it’s gotten 65 million views”

“We didn’t have to buy an influencer or anything” 😂

“We don’t even endorse Trump at the end of it … We’re just calling for people’s independence to return to them, their critical thinking.

My father-in-law actually is a never Trumper … but he still chuckled.

That opened up a conversation that then allows us to dig a little deeper.”

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 03, 2024 09:08 PM (MpVUb)
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Awesome sauce.

"If Your Independence Lasts Over 4 Hours, You May Have Been Red-Pilled ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- If Your Independence Lasts Over 4 Hours, You May Have Been Red-Pilled at September 03, 2024 09:22 PM (WlJra)

114 You guys seem bored. Here, this is disturbing. NSFW, language and an otter who thinks consent is not important. Goes to YouTube:

https://tinyurl.com/ym5pt2ym

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 03, 2024 09:24 PM (pIfcn)

115 *tumbleweeds drift across the post*
*barkeep is dozing behind the bar*
*upstairs the Buffalo Heifer is darning some socks*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at September 03, 2024 09:27 PM (Ad8y9)

116 THATS A RIVER OTTER RAPING A TRASH PANDA.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 03, 2024 09:27 PM (hnU4t)

117 115 *tumbleweeds drift across the post*
*barkeep is dozing behind the bar*
*upstairs the Buffalo Heifer is darning some socks*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at September 03, 2024 09:27 PM (Ad8y9)

We could start dancing and hope the others join?

Posted by: Piper at September 03, 2024 09:28 PM (p4NUW)

118 *tumbleweeds drift across the post*
*barkeep is dozing behind the bar*
*upstairs the Buffalo Heifer is darning some socks*
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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Is this when someone is supposed to say, "And then the murders started...?"

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 03, 2024 09:28 PM (iZbyp)

119 *tumbleweeds drift across the post*
*barkeep is dozing behind the bar*
*upstairs the Buffalo Heifer is darning some socks*
*the chickens are clucking*

Posted by: davidt at September 03, 2024 09:29 PM (i0F8b)

120 *tumbleweeds drift across the post*
*barkeep is dozing behind the bar*
*upstairs the Buffalo Heifer is darning some socks*
*the chickens are clucking*
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*a penguin on a Roomba rides by*

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 03, 2024 09:30 PM (iZbyp)

121 If there is an animal that deserves an ass-rape, it’s a trash panda.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 03, 2024 09:30 PM (4Med0)

122 Is this when someone is supposed to say, "And then the murders started...?"
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 03, 2024 09:28 PM (iZbyp)

then the car full of surveyors from the real estate development company rolled to a stop at the curb

Posted by: Kindltot at September 03, 2024 09:30 PM (D7oie)

123 *tumbleweeds drift across the post*
*barkeep is dozing behind the bar*
*upstairs the Buffalo Heifer is darning some socks*
Posted by: Pug Mahon

That is not a haiku.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 03, 2024 09:31 PM (KAi1n)

124 *tumbleweeds drift across the post*
*barkeep is dozing behind the bar*
*upstairs the Buffalo Heifer is darning some socks*
*the chickens are clucking*
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*a penguin on a Roomba rides by*
*a dog barks*

Posted by: davidt at September 03, 2024 09:31 PM (i0F8b)

125 So is WWIII coming before or after the November election? How many of the elites are readying their bomb shelters in New Zealand?

Following one of Russia’s deadliest attacks against Ukraine, Ambassador to Canada Yulia Kovaliv says Ukraine hopes Canada will push other nations into giving them long-range missiles that can reach deep into Russia.
“We count on Canada's support to talk with the allies, to explain to them that the cost of this delay, the cost of being afraid of some of those red lines,” Kovaliv said
...some allies have raised concerns about escalation and crossing “red lines” as Ukraine asks for more defence help.
“It can't be normal in the middle of Europe, and this is because of these attacks precisely,” Kovaliv said. “That's why we are calling on our partners to give us this ability to destroy the places where Russia launched its missile attacks.”

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 03, 2024 09:32 PM (9aVck)

126 Pregnant doggeh is curled up beside me on couch. She knows slow nights mean extra scritchees..

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 03, 2024 09:32 PM (8AONa)

127 Uh oh…Daily Mail says the showmance contract between Tay Tay and Travis has been leaked!

Posted by: Piper at September 03, 2024 09:33 PM (p4NUW)

128 *record screeches to a halt at the potential Tay Tay and Travis aren’t really in love*

*Penguin on roomba zooms by again*

Posted by: Piper at September 03, 2024 09:35 PM (p4NUW)

129 Seán Ono Lennon
@seanonolennon
Just listened to a BBC podcast on ‘Brat Summer’ and I’ve never prayed so hard for that meteor to hit.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 03, 2024 07:48 PM (TGPs7)

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LOL. Sean is one #Based dude. Wonder what his father would have thought ... because conservatives are now the counter-culture rebel cool kids.

Posted by: ShainS -- If Your Independence Lasts Over 4 Hours, You May Have Been Red-Pilled at September 03, 2024 09:36 PM (WlJra)

130 Tay! Come back! I didn't mean it!

Posted by: Travis Swift-Kelce at September 03, 2024 09:36 PM (mH6SG)

131 If I owned a parcel of land out in the county, I'd buy a case of cheap 2 liter soda and shoot the hell out of it to honor Mr. Harrell.

Posted by: PabloD at September 03, 2024 09:36 PM (R4U2A)

132 *Penguin on roomba zooms by again*
Posted by: Piper at September 03, 2024 09:35 PM (p4NUW)

I always picture Opus. He's the coolest penguin ever.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at September 03, 2024 09:37 PM (Ad8y9)

133 132 *Penguin on roomba zooms by again*
Posted by: Piper at September 03, 2024 09:35 PM (p4NUW)

I always picture Opus. He's the coolest penguin ever.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

I have a giant Opus my dad gave me when I went to college in 1984.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 03, 2024 09:38 PM (tzir9)

134 Roomba cat slaps snot out of a chillin'cat in a cat drive-by.

Posted by: Eromero at September 03, 2024 09:39 PM (LHPAg)

135 Chilly Willy has entered the chat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 03, 2024 09:39 PM (4Med0)

136 bet that's the last time that raccoon uses Grindr. 1/10 uninstalling the app

Posted by: gKWVE at September 03, 2024 09:40 PM (gKWVE)

137 Is Tom Brady available?

Posted by: Travis Swift-Kelce at September 03, 2024 09:41 PM (mH6SG)

138 I have a giant Opus my dad gave me when I went to college in 1984.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 03, 2024 09:38 PM (tzir9)

My late sister gave me an Opus phone. He sits on my desk.

Today is K's birthday. Lord I miss her.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at September 03, 2024 09:41 PM (Ad8y9)

139 My late sister gave me an Opus phone. He sits on my desk.

Today is K's birthday. Lord I miss her.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute

Oh goodness, I am sorry. Big hugs.

Posted by: Piper at September 03, 2024 09:42 PM (p4NUW)

140 Today is K's birthday. Lord I miss her.

*manly hug*

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 03, 2024 09:44 PM (mH6SG)

141 Today is K's birthday. Lord I miss her.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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{{{Pug}}}

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 03, 2024 09:44 PM (iZbyp)

142 The absolute hardest part of life here on this mortal oil is the loss of those we love.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 03, 2024 09:46 PM (mH6SG)

143 Sean has said on X, that his father would have been based too

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 03, 2024 09:47 PM (MpVUb)

144 Oh goodness, I am sorry. Big hugs.
Posted by: Piper at September 03, 2024 09:42 PM (p4NUW)

thank you. She passed three years ago. She was awesome. She had a great sarcastic sense of humor. One of our brothers told me that he never knew if she was serious or not. His sarcasm meter was broken.

I think she learned that from Dad.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at September 03, 2024 09:47 PM (Ad8y9)

145 Hugs, Pug.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 03, 2024 09:48 PM (tzir9)

146 Good grief. Mortal coil. Learn to type, BFD.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 03, 2024 09:48 PM (mH6SG)

147 143
'Sean has said on X, that his father would have been based too'

I could see that. Lennon loved screwing with people just because.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 03, 2024 09:50 PM (3wi/L)

148 144 I think she learned that from Dad.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute

Sarcastic humor is best, you need to have that quick fire wit. She must have been incredibly special.

Posted by: Piper at September 03, 2024 09:51 PM (p4NUW)

149 Sarcastic humor is best, you need to have that quick fire wit. She must have been incredibly special.
Posted by: Piper at September 03, 2024 09:51 PM (p4NUW)

Yup. She was a firecracker.

thanks, all, for the kind words.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at September 03, 2024 09:54 PM (Ad8y9)

150 While pecking on my phone today I realized I still had the contacts for about 6 people who've died. 2 family.

I have regrets about deleting their info. Seems... cruel.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 03, 2024 09:56 PM (Q4IgG)

151 Evening.

The crow video is a compilation. I've seen various parts of it here and there. It's also clearly not the same bird or people throughout the video.

Posted by: Robert at September 03, 2024 09:56 PM (IO1gn)

152 Although crows are pretty neat, for sure.

Posted by: Robert at September 03, 2024 09:57 PM (IO1gn)

153 Why you should own an emu.

https://is.gd/reehlP

Hint: It's a lot like the reason Inspector Cluseau employed Cato Fong.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 03, 2024 09:57 PM (L/fGl)

154 47 I canned plums today. I will probably can plums tomorrow, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 03, 2024 08:19 PM (D7oie)

I've been putting up jalepenos. Somehow I planted way too many jalepenos and not enough bell peppers. The seeds all look the same.

Just how much salsa can one couple eat?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 03, 2024 09:57 PM (sRfrW)

155 They use tools.

They bring you shiny objects.

They bring people back from the dead to wreak unholy vengeance against those that wronged them.

Posted by: Robert at September 03, 2024 09:58 PM (IO1gn)

156 *waiting on the next Southpark eppisode...

....
.

Slow night.

Posted by: Reforger at September 03, 2024 09:58 PM (xcIvR)

157 I like that Trump is doing podcasts like Theo Von, and Fridman. I don't listen to them: there's nothing new in there for me, because I've heard his routine.

But it shows he's learning stuff, and showing the way for others. Nobody listens to the twisted old fruits on TV. If the Right wants a way forward it'll have to be new media. No other choice. The old media won't let us have a voice, they'll just set us up to be shot and then cheer it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 03, 2024 09:58 PM (0FoWg)

158 150 While pecking on my phone today I realized I still had the contacts for about 6 people who've died. 2 family.

I have regrets about deleting their info. Seems... cruel.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 03, 2024 09:56 PM (Q4IgG)
I have emails from long dead people.

Posted by: Eromero at September 03, 2024 09:58 PM (LHPAg)

159 I have regrets about deleting their info. Seems... cruel.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 03, 2024 09:56 PM (Q4IgG)

I leave them on the phone, and when I see them, I consider that a prayer. Makes the connection to the afterlife a little closer for me.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 03, 2024 09:58 PM (sRfrW)

160 159 I have regrets about deleting their info. Seems... cruel.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 03, 2024 09:56 PM (Q4IgG)

I leave them on the phone, and when I see them, I consider that a prayer. Makes the connection to the afterlife a little closer for me.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 03, 2024 09:58 PM (sRfrW)
At my age I am closer to my death date than to my birth date. Not really bothered by that, but it does make some things more important than others. Like my drivers license is good til 2033.

Posted by: Eromero at September 03, 2024 10:02 PM (LHPAg)

161 I am off to bed, y’all keep on down in here, please.

Posted by: Piper at September 03, 2024 10:05 PM (p4NUW)

162 ONT

Posted by: Piper at September 03, 2024 10:08 PM (p4NUW)

163 Crows are Smarter then any Liberal Democrat and especially those pathetic little Collage Snowflakes Hogg Thunberg and their Followers

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 04, 2024 05:12 PM (wGqjj)

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