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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2024 02:46 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Stateless at September 02, 2024 02:47 PM (jvJvP)
But... now we know what his Secret Service is doing?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2024 02:47 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Stateless at September 02, 2024 02:49 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2024 02:51 PM (muwun)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2024 02:51 PM (uOS9K)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2024 02:51 PM (Ra2Jd)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 02, 2024 02:51 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at September 02, 2024 02:51 PM (gxokI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2024 02:51 PM (cVI8s)
The Philadelphia Eagles announced they are aware of counterfeit political ads being circulated ....
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counterfeit = illegitimate copies of the real thing, so the Eagles are endorsing KH?
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, sono disgraziati #20 at September 02, 2024 02:52 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: bluebell at September 02, 2024 02:52 PM (bS+DD)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 02, 2024 02:52 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2024 02:52 PM (uOS9K)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 02, 2024 02:51 PM (NpAcC)
Amazing how he's just fallen off the face of the Earth, isn't it?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2024 02:53 PM (Ra2Jd)
Literal Theft... we are not at war with Argentina, and the Plane belongs to the country.
What the hell happened to the idea of Property Rights?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2024 02:53 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2024 02:51 PM (uOS9K)
"My name is Potatohead, Fuck Up of Fuck Ups:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
No thing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2024 02:54 PM (muwun)
Posted by: Redenzo at September 02, 2024 02:54 PM (wVvsl)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 02, 2024 02:51 PM (NpAcC)
Amazing how he's just fallen off the face of the Earth, isn't it?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2024 02:53 PM (Ra2Jd)
I'm sure protecting him was part of the deal to get the illegitimate president to step aside.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 02, 2024 02:54 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 02, 2024 02:54 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2024 02:54 PM (uOS9K)
Norms restored baby
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2024 02:54 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 02, 2024 02:51 PM (NpAcC)
Amazing how he's just fallen off the face of the Earth, isn't it?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2024 02:53 PM (Ra2Jd)
I'm sure protecting him was part of the deal to get the illegitimate president to step aside.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 02, 2024 02:54 PM (N1DT3)
(And so he's trying to fly under the radar so people forget about him. I should have included that.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 02, 2024 02:54 PM (N1DT3)
The most I can come up with is Hillary Clinton waddling on the beach in her muumuu. Bill might have been there too but if he was, he had the good sense to keep his shirt on.
Posted by: bluebell at September 02, 2024 02:54 PM (bS+DD)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2024 02:54 PM (WbH4L)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 02, 2024 02:54 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: bluebell at September 02, 2024 02:52 PM (bS+DD)
It's all they can do to keep the cats from trying to bury him.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2024 02:55 PM (muwun)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2024 02:55 PM (uOS9K)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 02, 2024 02:55 PM (fs1hN)
Sorry I can’t link using this devise. If someone would be so kind…
Posted by: one hour sober at September 02, 2024 02:55 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 02, 2024 02:55 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 02, 2024 02:55 PM (63Dwl)
Literal Theft... we are not at war with Argentina, and the Plane belongs to the country.
What the hell happened to the idea of Property Rights?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2024 02:53 PM (xaFKb)
It was Maduro's jet that was seized. Venezuela's.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2024 02:56 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2024 02:55 PM (muwun)
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lol!!
Posted by: bluebell at September 02, 2024 02:56 PM (bS+DD)
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 02, 2024 02:56 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 02, 2024 02:51 PM (NpAcC)
Amazing how he's just fallen off the face of the Earth, isn't it?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2024 02:53 PM (Ra2Jd)
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Snowline Hunter?
Memorizing his lines for the upcoming trial, whilst doing his lines.
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, sono disgraziati #21 at September 02, 2024 02:56 PM (qfLjt)
Cats have standards, nyah. Now burying him in hairballs...
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2024 02:57 PM (uOS9K)
Literal Theft... we are not at war with Argentina, and the Plane belongs to the country.
What the hell happened to the idea of Property Rights?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2024 02:53 PM (xaFKb)
I thought it was the Venezuelan presidential jet? Not that it matters... yeah sure, let's just run around randomly stealing shit because we feel like it, that's totes going to build confidence in the USD and everything else US...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 02, 2024 02:57 PM (FnneF)
In Soviet America? Well you should have known better...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2024 02:57 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 02, 2024 02:57 PM (72W6e)
Norms restored baby
Posted by: 18-1
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I think the phrase used was 'tirelessly'. So about 5 mins at a time before Joe got tired and has to stop and rest up for a week before starting to work on it again.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 02, 2024 02:57 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2024 02:55 PM (uOS9K)
I stand... er... sit... corrected... point still stands.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2024 02:58 PM (xaFKb)
Are you aware that a bunch of them (appx 10, IIRC) were ALREADY released in the ceasefire deal last November?
Were the murders of the released hostages ALSO inevitable?
Posted by: mnw at September 02, 2024 02:58 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at September 02, 2024 02:58 PM (SRRAx)
Remember all that stuff the Junta seized from Russia?
Now if we declared war (God forbid please) that would be legal-ish. But at nominal peace? That's straight up theft...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2024 02:58 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: The Dog at September 02, 2024 02:58 PM (xRgqO)
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The US government is run by the same people that are show-running the Rings of Power.
https://youtu.be/O8T1LPtS4-A
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 02, 2024 02:59 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Cheri at September 02, 2024 02:59 PM (FGQ5G)
Found the ball-washer...
I thought Kamala and Joe were supposed to stay apart for security reasons with her being the VP?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2024 02:59 PM (oZhjI)
@LeadingReport
3m
BREAKING: Fifth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in New Orleans has ruled that illegal immigrants do not have the right to bear arms under the Second Amendment.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2024 02:59 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at September 02, 2024 02:59 PM (PXvVL)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 02, 2024 02:59 PM (72W6e)
If I were Maduro, I would refuse to send more prisoners and gang-bangers until I got my plane back.
Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2024 03:00 PM (xw/ji)
Literal Theft... we are not at war with Argentina, and the Plane belongs to the country.
What the hell happened to the idea of Property Rights?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2024 02:53 PM (xaFKb)
*****
Venezuela.
Posted by: EFG at September 02, 2024 03:00 PM (wXOk6)
Found the ball-washer...
Posted by: The Dog at September 02, 2024 02:58 PM (xRgqO)
Should clear up my problem.
Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2024 03:00 PM (LHPAg)
3m
BREAKING: Fifth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in New Orleans has ruled that illegal immigrants do not have the right to bear arms under the Second Amendment.
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Why is this a question? I'm afraid to ask who it was advocating for the illegals to have this right.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 02, 2024 03:00 PM (fs1hN)
This is why I love all y'all.
Posted by: sal at September 02, 2024 03:01 PM (bx3Km)
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Remember all that stuff the Junta seized from Russia?
Now if we declared war (God forbid please) that would be legal-ish. But at nominal peace? That's straight up theft...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2024 02:58 PM (oZhjI)
Ha! I'm trying to figure out how Poo Tin is expected to invade all the rest of Europe when he can't even handle stealing some of "our" oligarchs' yachts in retaliation.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 02, 2024 03:01 PM (FnneF)
However, Germans have one slight problem. There are two main political parties:
The Social Democrats - support unlimited immigration
The Christian Democrats - also supports unlimited immigration
As Mark Steyn put it - if the respectable parties refuse to discuss issues of enormous importance to voters, the voters will support less respectable parties.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 02, 2024 03:01 PM (uxCna)
Literal Theft... we are not at war with Argentina, and the Plane belongs to the country.
What the hell happened to the idea of Property Rights?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2024 02:53 PM (xaFKb)
Venezuela, not Argentina.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2024 03:01 PM (YrMFo)
@Breaking911 3m
BREAKING: Press vans following Tim Walz's motorcade crash on Milwaukee interstate; injuries reported
Waltz’s SUV continued on like nothing happened
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2024 03:01 PM (IG4Id)
It was Maduro's jet that was seized. Venezuela's.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2024 02:56 PM (D7oie)
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Now on A&E: Repo Pilot!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2024 03:02 PM (FLlbx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2024 03:02 PM (cVI8s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2024 03:02 PM (uOS9K)
Orcs as an oppressed minority....now there is a hot take.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2024 03:02 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at September 02, 2024 03:03 PM (PXvVL)
BREAKING: Press vans following Tim Walz's motorcade crash on Milwaukee interstate; injuries reported
Waltz’s SUV continued on like nothing happened
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Shame. Anyway…..
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2024 03:03 PM (4Med0)
Which is also absolutely untrue.
The Enabling Act of 1933 banned elections in Germany, but I guess saying "the first far-right victory in a German state since 1933" doesn't have the same oomph.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 02, 2024 03:03 PM (uxCna)
I see. All we could get him for was the handgun violation...
Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2024 03:03 PM (c5wrR)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
The leftists with money are smart enough to wage lawfare, and the GOP sucks their own dicks.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2024 03:03 PM (IG4Id)
Joey & the dog should have been made to switch places, imho.
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 02, 2024 03:03 PM (NFX2v)
Waltz’s SUV continued on like nothing happened
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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A few peasants killed? Toss them these coins and let us be off.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2024 03:04 PM (FLlbx)
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at September 02, 2024 03:04 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Ahoy! at September 02, 2024 03:04 PM (CV8a5)
Socialists destroyed Germany in the 40s and baring an uprising will do the same again.
History repeating itself and all that
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2024 03:05 PM (oZhjI)
I do like that.
Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2024 03:05 PM (c5wrR)
Are you aware that a bunch of them (appx 10, IIRC) were ALREADY released in the ceasefire deal last November?
Were the murders of the released hostages ALSO inevitable?
Posted by: mnw at September 02, 2024 02:58 PM (NLIak)
That was just a teaser to try to convince Israel that negotiating the release of the others was possible. Standard muzzie practice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2024 03:05 PM (YrMFo)
crickets
Posted by: mnw at September 02, 2024 03:05 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Ahoy! at September 02, 2024 03:04 PM (CV8a5)
A whale of a mistake.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2024 03:05 PM (4Med0)
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 02, 2024 03:06 PM (NFX2v)
Germany in 2024: these Russians need some killing. Also, don't things work better when the Science Based community is in charge?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2024 03:06 PM (oZhjI)
However, Germans have one slight problem. There are two main political parties:
The Social Democrats - support unlimited immigration
The Christian Democrats - also supports unlimited immigration
As Mark Steyn put it - if the respectable parties refuse to discuss issues of enormous importance to voters, the voters will support less respectable parties.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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Both main parties are for importing 3rd worlders to murder and rape the women and children of Germany, and add insult to injury by having the taxpayers pay for these stabbers and rapers living expenses. If you object to this, you're exactly like the Notsees.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 02, 2024 03:06 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2024 03:02 PM (uOS9K)
Like, nuh-uh? Obviously they crashed, because, like, OrangeManBad was trying to grab the steering wheel???
Posted by: Madison Cornbread at September 02, 2024 03:06 PM (FnneF)
Telegram is being used in a wide number of places including Russia, Ukraine, and a number of other places for color revolutions supposedly being run by the seeayeaaa and allies.
There seems to be some failure of success in kinetic changes of regime some of these areas, like Ukraine and the last severa; actions in Eurasia and in French influenced Africa. The African problems are a serious economic problem in France since they get revenue from managing the Central African Franc for them and they get cheap energy from there.
Durov went to visit Putin, and then for some reason went to France where he was arrested, and people are asking why. There was a rumor he was invited by Macron.
The general paranoid thought is that he was summoned to talk to Putin because Telegram was hacked by Putin and then got arrested by flying to France by accident or betrayal.
Now, what would that look like if Putin OR Macron asked Durov to be a covert emissary to help Macron back France out of the EU and NATO war in Ukraine in exchange from energy from Central Africa, which Russia has more influence not, and Macron arrested Durov to hide his true mission?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2024 03:06 PM (D7oie)
@LeadingReport
3m
BREAKING: Fifth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in New Orleans has ruled that illegal immigrants do not have the right to bear arms under the Second Amendment.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2024 02:59 PM (IG4Id)
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Does that mean Illinois and CA cannot hire illegals as policemen?
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, sono disgraziati #22 at September 02, 2024 03:07 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2024 03:07 PM (GcNJ2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2024 03:08 PM (FLlbx)
Take all of the Gazan leadership you can capture. Promise to hang 10% of them for every hostage not released within a week.
I suspect the jihadis would have tried it to see if Israel meant business...but after you hang the first undersecretary for graft publicly you'd get the rest of Hamas's hostages released pretty quick.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2024 03:08 PM (oZhjI)
By the standards of the FNM in 2024 the Obama re-election campaign of 2012 was far right
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2024 03:09 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2024 03:09 PM (fwDg9)
So "far-right" means anything that would have been considered commonsense 10 years ago.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2024 03:08 PM (FLlbx)
No one can tell the difference between a man and a woman, unless they are a biologist!
Posted by: leftists at September 02, 2024 03:09 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: zombie John Holt, late PM of Australia at September 02, 2024 03:09 PM (YrMFo)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 02, 2024 03:11 PM (iODuv)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at September 02, 2024 03:12 PM (PXvVL)
Posted by: mnw at September 02, 2024 02:58 PM (NLIak)
The hostages were taken to be a shield for Hamas, just like the schools, hospitals and mosques.
Unfortunately shields are also a type of weapon, and that really sucks for the hostages.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2024 03:12 PM (D7oie)
How many hundreds of Americans are in prison for protesting Kamala's installing as VP?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2024 03:12 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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It does seem a bit bizarre that illegal aliens are able to exercise their "Constitutional rights" but American citizens are not.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2024 03:13 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 02, 2024 03:13 PM (72W6e)
Take all of the Gazan leadership you can capture. Promise to hang 10% of them for every hostage not released within a week.
I suspect the jihadis would have tried it to see if Israel meant business...but after you hang the first undersecretary for graft publicly you'd get the rest of Hamas's hostages released pretty quick.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2024 03:08 PM (oZhjI)
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They are a death cult and have a death wish. Also it's someone else getting hanged and they are supposed to be happy to be martyrs and finally get some pootang. Also they may turn around and hang a hostage.
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, sono disgraziati #23 at September 02, 2024 03:13 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 02, 2024 02:59 PM (72W6e)
The witnesses kept trying to tow him back out to sea while pouring water over him to to keep him cool and prevent sunburn
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2024 03:14 PM (D7oie)
Sort of quaint that some courts and even "law enforcement" are role-playing with all this "law" and common sense and constitutional stuff, in a way ..... is the term LARPing? It really just amounts that, now. As decades of attempting to fix Third World countries showed, trying to fix an endemically corrupt society (which accurately describes the much of our "legal" system and "law enforcement", esp. when non-financial matters are concerned) is pushing on a string.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2024 03:14 PM (GcNJ2)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
American University Law Review
The Constitutionality of Barring Undocumented Immigrants from Second Amendment Protections
Author: Abby Vorhees*
73 Am. U. L. Rev. 929 (2024). (PDF Download)
A paragraph w/i the Abstract: Under current federal law, undocumented immigrants remain unable to access one of the most fundamental rights contained within our Constitution: the Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms. Several undocumented immigrants have challenged the constitutionality of the federal prohibition (18 U.S.C. § 922(g)(5)(A)), resulting in a three-way circuit split on whether undocumented immigrants are protected by the Second Amendment. The Supreme Court, however, has remained silent on the issue, leaving undocumented immigrants unprotected.
* Junior Staffer, American University Law Review, Volume 73; J.D. Candidate, American University Washington College of Law, 2025; B.A., Political Science, University of South Carolina, 2020.
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 02, 2024 03:15 PM (NFX2v)
Didnt the chinese kidnap you
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at September 02, 2024 03:12 PM (PXvVL)
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It's always the CIA.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2024 03:15 PM (FLlbx)
BREAKING: Press vans following Tim Walz's motorcade crash on Milwaukee interstate; injuries reported
Waltz’s SUV continued on like nothing happened
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2024 03:01 PM (IG4Id)
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And the press will continue slobbing their knob. Even after they are treated like they're lower than whale sh*t.
I think the Lame Stream Media's motto is: Build Back Battered
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 02, 2024 03:15 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 02, 2024 03:15 PM (72W6e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2024 03:15 PM (uOS9K)
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, sono disgraziati #22 at September 02, 2024 03:07 PM (qfLjt)
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CA is 9th Circuit
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2024 03:15 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2024 03:15 PM (FLlbx)
/Joe B. exhibiting a bad case of Turret Syndrome...
Posted by: Muldoon at September 02, 2024 03:15 PM (991eG)
If it's "standard muzzie practice," then you can no doubt acquaint us with some other instances in which 1) some hostages were freed in a deal, but 2) the remaining hostages were then murdered?
Since it's "standard practice," that should be easy. The same Iran-backed terrorists kept a captured Israeli IDF private alive, in captivity, for 10 years. Then they traded him.
Was that "standard muzzie practice" too?
Posted by: mnw at September 02, 2024 03:15 PM (NLIak)
@Breaking911 3m
BREAKING: Press vans following Tim Walz's motorcade crash on Milwaukee interstate; injuries reported
Waltz’s SUV continued on like nothing happened
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2024 03:01 PM (IG4Id)
***********
Timmy "Abandon the men, they'll have to sort it out on their own" Walz
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 02, 2024 03:16 PM (ghV3u)
VIDEO: USS Wasp personnel attacked after going ashore in Turkey, US embassy gives update
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at September 02, 2024 03:16 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 02, 2024 03:16 PM (u82oZ)
I'm reading the AfD platform. No pussy-footing around, they are openly opposed to every aspect of Deep State Globalism.
Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2024 03:16 PM (qL8Uu)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 02, 2024 03:16 PM (991eG)
In wingtip shoes.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2024 03:07 PM (
Don't forget BJ and Hillary dancing.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 02, 2024 03:16 PM (72W6e)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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It does seem a bit bizarre that illegal aliens are able to exercise their "Constitutional rights" but American citizens are not.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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If this continues to get routed through our corrupt courts, it will end up that illegals will be the only ones with an uninfringed right keep and bear arms
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 02, 2024 03:17 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 02, 2024 03:17 PM (991eG)
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at September 02, 2024 03:04 PM (FnneF)
I still don't understand the joke, even after you explained it.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2024 03:17 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at September 02, 2024 03:17 PM (PXvVL)
The guys strapping on the suicide packs believe this. The guys making bank and their families do not.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2024 03:17 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 02, 2024 03:17 PM (u82oZ)
Demanding a "ceasefire" is a call for surrender. And treasonous. The Israelis should shoot dead everyone calling for a ceasefire.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2024 03:17 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 02, 2024 03:17 PM (lYyke)
If this continues to get routed through our corrupt courts, it will end up that illegals will be the only ones with an uninfringed right keep and bear arms
Fauci was asked why the government wasn't clot shotting illegals when they do the catch and release thing. His answer? Well the illegals have rights unlike Americans
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2024 03:18 PM (oZhjI)
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When did opposing globalism become far-right?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 02, 2024 03:18 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2024 03:18 PM (GcNJ2)
https://shorturl.at/KfHOI
ZeroHedge
(ICC = International Clown Court?)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 02, 2024 03:19 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2024 03:19 PM (uOS9K)
Most recently they release about 12 terrorists for every hostage
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at September 02, 2024 03:19 PM (PXvVL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 02, 2024 03:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Muldoon
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Consult a doctor if it lasts for more than four hours
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 02, 2024 03:19 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2024 03:19 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Take your choice of responses
A) Well, he’s known for running away.
B) Motorcade crash? I thought their campaign was a train wreck!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at September 02, 2024 03:20 PM (L/fGl)
A: bitches.
B: is this a good place to poop?
C: beware rapey dolphins.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 02, 2024 03:20 PM (lYyke)
https://shorturl.at/KfHOI
ZeroHedge
____
Or what?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 02, 2024 03:20 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 02, 2024 03:20 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2024 03:20 PM (cVI8s)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 02, 2024 03:20 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2024 03:20 PM (WBQfF)
Anyway - with guarantees of "free and compulsory education", why wouldn't 2nd Amendment apply to app persons?
They are supposed to register for the Draft, correct?
Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2024 03:21 PM (N5Z8e)
Probably belonged to a ghey couple who tried to transition it. It has that 'haunted' look.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2024 03:21 PM (Q4IgG)
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The US has seized Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro's presidential airplane
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at September 02, 2024 03:21 PM (L/fGl)
Deep fried.
Gravy.
If you could work in bacon without gustatory overload it would be the most By God American dish ever.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2024 03:21 PM (cVI8s)
@Breaking911 3m
BREAKING: Press vans following Tim Walz's motorcade crash on Milwaukee interstate; injuries reported
Waltz’s SUV continued on like nothing happened
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Abandonment. A pattern of conduct.
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 02, 2024 03:21 PM (NFX2v)
The serf was high.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 02, 2024 03:20 PM (991eG)
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Lord, he was born a ravelin man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2024 03:21 PM (WBQfF)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 02, 2024 03:23 PM (u82oZ)
@Breaking911 3m
BREAKING: Press vans following Tim Walz's motorcade crash on Milwaukee interstate; injuries reported
Waltz's SUV continued on like nothing happened
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Abandonment. A pattern of conduct.
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 02, 2024 03:21 PM (NFX2v)
I couldn't hear them.
Posted by: Tim Walz at September 02, 2024 03:23 PM (FnneF)
After Japan sneak attacked Pearl Harbor - a legitimate military target the US declared war with only one vote against and that women was shamed repeatedly by her colleagues and her political career was over.
In Israel the Oct 7 attacks were on civilians...a war crime. Israel should continue the war until they get a hold of every single member of the leadership of Gaza and hang them.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2024 03:23 PM (oZhjI)
That's a bunch of idiot bullzh*t. "I'm such a big tough fellow, I'll just write the other hostages' lives off! See? That's how macho I am!"
"Nothing is written," as Lawrence of Arabia famously said.
Posted by: mnw at September 02, 2024 03:24 PM (NLIak)
A: bitches.
B: is this a good place to poop?
C: beware rapey dolphins.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 02, 2024 03:20 PM (lYyke)
D: For some reason I thought the Pacific ocean would be bigger
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2024 03:24 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Charlie Rangel at September 02, 2024 03:24 PM (1FWWQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2024 03:25 PM (WBQfF)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
**********
Was he working tirelessly?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 02, 2024 03:26 PM (991eG)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Waltz needs a breathalyzer.
Posted by: Aviator at September 02, 2024 03:26 PM (HQ9Sl)
Correct on hanging. That is for dishonorable people.
A firing squad is for honorable losers.
A 2,000 pound bomb is for barbarians without AAA.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 02, 2024 03:26 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2024 03:23 PM (oZhjI)
the problem for the US is that we are essentially funding both sides.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2024 03:26 PM (D7oie)
Found the ball-washer...
Posted by: The Dog at September 02, 2024 02:58 PM (xRgqO)
Ocean good. Hemorrhoids cool now.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 02, 2024 03:27 PM (g8Ew8)
https://youtu.be/O8T1LPtS4-A
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 02, 2024 02:59 PM (fs1hN)
Nerdrotic just dropped his review. I'm glad these guys watch this crep so we don't have to.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2024 03:27 PM (O8MOc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2024 03:27 PM (WBQfF)
Posted by: American bureaucrats at September 02, 2024 03:27 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Muldoon
You're a Doktor Emeritus-you know when to seek treatment.
Posted by: Das Limpet at September 02, 2024 03:28 PM (CV8a5)
A 2,000 pound bomb is for barbarians without AAA.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 02, 2024 03:26 PM (u82oZ)
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RoE are APPROVED
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2024 03:28 PM (RIvkX)
I think she voted against entry into World War I so she was at least consistent.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2024 03:28 PM (N5Z8e)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2024 03:27 PM (WBQfF)
violation of some sort of international accord.
Look, the Feral gov is acting like it is losing its sh!t.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2024 03:29 PM (D7oie)
The AfD platform is an interesting blend, very much like the union of Trump and RFK, Jr. In other words, all the stuff that both wings of their Uni-Party reneged on.
Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2024 03:29 PM (tvIQJ)
Posted by: Joseph Robinette Bite Me at September 02, 2024 03:29 PM (592Pr)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2024 03:23 PM (oZhjI)
Where? In fancy hotels in Qatar?
I hear they moved out, but they surely aren't in Gaza.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2024 03:29 PM (O8MOc)
"Sanctions", and they also claim it was exported unlawfully, or maybe that is the same thing. Purchased in Florida. That's how they claim authority.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2024 03:30 PM (N5Z8e)
@TimRunsHisMouth
Rosie O'Donnell spreads the conspiracy theory that Trump wasn't shot.
Can we sue her for $1 billion, like they did to Alex Jones?
https://tinyurl.com/5edudhc9
Posted by: redridinghood at September 02, 2024 03:30 PM (NpAcC)
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This should have been a clear warning about electing women to positions of power.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 02, 2024 03:31 PM (g8Ew8)
Which is also absolutely untrue.
Last " far righf" victory in a German state was before 1933. First Big Lie that was pounded in was that Nazis were "far right" because they wore military type uniforms, had a big army, invaded people, were nationalists, and the leader wore uniform. All that applied to the Soviet Union, and they don't call THEM "far-right", do they?
Posted by: azjaeger at September 02, 2024 03:31 PM (3/XaG)
Yep. And as long as there are American hostages the US government should let Qatar know there will be American troops participating in the retrieval - and Qatar will assist.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2024 03:31 PM (oZhjI)
Jeanette Rankin, first female US representative: feminist hero
Rebecca Latimer Felton, first female US senator: not a feminist hero
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2024 03:31 PM (FLlbx)
Let's all get Dixie fried!
Well, Dan got happy and he started raving.
He pulled out a razor, but he wasn't shaving.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 02, 2024 03:31 PM (lYyke)
Can we sue her for $1 billion, like they did to Alex Jones?
Honestly? You just need a friendly judge...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2024 03:31 PM (oZhjI)
He's continuously rebooting. Salt air, seaweed, a million kinds of fish, seagulls and seagull poop..... too many things to smell. It's a DDoS attack on the canine brain.
Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2024 03:32 PM (DgGvY)
Let's go to the beach! Master said.
We can check out the bitches! Master said.
Yeah....right.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2024 03:32 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 02, 2024 03:33 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2024 03:27 PM (WBQfF)
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Getaway vehicle for the Biden clan after they are forced to relinquish AF1 in January?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2024 03:33 PM (BpYfr)
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What a coinky dink!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at September 02, 2024 03:33 PM (L/fGl)
In part, "Putin and the Mongolian leader on Tuesday are to attend a ceremony marking the 1939 victory of Soviet and Mongolian troops over the Japanese army that had taken control of Manchuria in northeastern China. Thousands of soldiers died in months of fighting in a dispute over where the border was between Manchuria and Mongolia."
The European Commission has also called on Mongolia to fulfil its obligations to the ICC and place Vladimir Putin under arrest.
Euro News, in part, "Mongolia is a state party to the Rome Statute of the ICC since 2002 with the legal obligations that it entails. We have raised our concern about the visit and stated our position of the ICC clearly via our delegation in Mongolia," a Commission spokesperson said on Monday, referring to the treaty that underpins the tribunal.
Brussels & EU = A**holes
Russia is not a party to the Rome Statute and does not recognize the ICC's jurisdiction
The US signed the Rome Statute, which established the ICC in 2002, but formally withdrew its signature in 2002 and did not ratify the agreement.
Just Jack.
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 02, 2024 03:33 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Piper at September 02, 2024 03:34 PM (BgmlQ)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2024 03:31 PM (oZhjI)
The problem is, there are CIA and State Dept. personnel in bed (literally?) with said Hamas leaders in those fancy hotels.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2024 03:34 PM (O8MOc)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2024 03:14 PM (GcNJ2)
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That was me. I was conflating legal resident but not green card holder (foreign students, etc.) with green card holders.
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, sono disgraziati #24 at September 02, 2024 03:34 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 02, 2024 03:34 PM (lYyke)
Getaway vehicle for the Biden clan after they are forced to relinquish AF1 in January?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2024 03:33 PM (BpYfr)
__________
"It's a hundred and six miles to Rehoboth Beach, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2024 03:35 PM (FLlbx)
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The US has seized Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro's presidential airplane
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Ripping off an old dead Soviet;
how many divisions does the ICC have?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 02, 2024 03:36 PM (sAmhv)
Driving is like a perfect chain smoking opportunity.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2024 03:38 PM (cVI8s)
Posted by: The Dog at September 02, 2024 03:38 PM (uaSgg)
Sigh...
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2024 03:38 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2024 03:38 PM (cVI8s)
I look like a polar bear,
I look like a polar bear,
And my butt is wet."
Posted by: This is exactly what the dog is thinking at September 02, 2024 03:39 PM (mDTxx)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at September 02, 2024 03:40 PM (PXvVL)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2024 03:41 PM (GcNJ2)
Am I really a good boy, or am I just motivated by the treats?
Posted by: Dog, pondering deep philosophical questions at September 02, 2024 03:41 PM (PiwSw)
I have no fucking idea what this is but it's hilarious.
https://youtube.com/shorts/HD_WLelmVV0
Posted by: Robert at September 02, 2024 03:41 PM (0hffe)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2024 03:42 PM (fIpti)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 02, 2024 03:42 PM (aj3Iu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2024 03:42 PM (cVI8s)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 02, 2024 03:42 PM (fs1hN)
Pooootin arrived in Mongolia earlier, deplaned without incident. Great sadness engulfs the ICC lunch room.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2024 03:43 PM (GcNJ2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2024 03:42 PM (fIpti)
Is "promising free handies" a methodology?
Posted by: Robert at September 02, 2024 03:43 PM (0hffe)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at September 02, 2024 03:43 PM (L/fGl)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Who wants to tell them?
Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2024 03:43 PM (NqGS/)
Poor mid level Qatar resident
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2024 03:44 PM (fwDg9)
His parents spoke at the Democrat Convention last month. They will surely be voting for Kamala.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 02, 2024 03:44 PM (sfjSS)
Posted by: Robert at September 02, 2024 03:44 PM (0hffe)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 02, 2024 03:44 PM (sRfrW)
Yep. And as long as there are American hostages the US government should let Qatar know there will be American troops participating in the retrieval - and Qatar will assist.
Posted by: 18-1
Yup. Still owns quite a bit of US property.
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 02, 2024 03:44 PM (NFX2v)
I suspect the jihadis would have tried it to see if Israel meant business...but after you hang the first undersecretary for graft publicly you'd get the rest of Hamas's hostages released pretty quick.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2024 03:08 PM (oZhjI)
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They are a death cult and have a death wish. Also it's someone else getting hanged and they are supposed to be happy to be martyrs and finally get some pootang. Also they may turn around and hang a hostage.
Posted by: Ciampino -
Reportedly, there are various factions within Hamas holding hostages. Sinwar supposedly is using some as human shields. He wants control of all the hostages and the other factions are telling him to GFY. Infighting. Hamas is not a cohesive unit. Never has been. Like all of the jihadist groups they are a conglomeration of tribal monkeys. As for the hostages deaths being inevitable I would say yes. Those released were used for the same purpose as those murdered, PR. They are barbarians.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at September 02, 2024 03:45 PM (VDKGo)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2024 03:45 PM (N5Z8e)
His parents spoke at the Democrat Convention last month. They will surely be voting for Kamala.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 02, 2024 03:44 PM (sfjSS)
They will, and so will their son!
Posted by: Tim Walz at September 02, 2024 03:46 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2024 03:47 PM (N5Z8e)
Putin Don't Surf !!!!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 02, 2024 03:47 PM (aj3Iu)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2024 03:47 PM (GcNJ2)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 02, 2024 03:48 PM (72W6e)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 02, 2024 03:48 PM (lYyke)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2024 03:48 PM (N5Z8e)
Goddamn this is fuckin' great.
And she's got great tits. And tats.
Great tits and tats.
Posted by: Robert at September 02, 2024 03:48 PM (0hffe)
I'm surprised the state of California would allow ANYONE to rent and shoot a gun, that's all.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2024 03:50 PM (N5Z8e)
Yeah, but that makes Dylan Mulvaney sound less boring than he is.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2024 03:50 PM (NqGS/)
Posted by: Cicero
I'd be ok with the US seizing every vessel on the planet if it meant we got rid of eminent domain and asset forfeiture in the US. But here we is.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2024 03:50 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 02, 2024 03:50 PM (aj3Iu)
… has Kamala Harris become or been secretly autistic ?
Noise Sensitivity — One of the primary reasons autistic individuals wear headphones is to manage noise sensitivity.
Sensory Overload — Autistic individuals may also wear headphones to cope with sensory overload.
Posted by: SMOD at September 02, 2024 03:51 PM (GITLP)
I guess the polling in Michigan has gotten worse.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2024 03:51 PM (NqGS/)
Posted by: Robert at September 02, 2024 03:51 PM (wU0rj)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Bill Ackman just put out a statement that Brazil is an uninvestable country. Maby Samba Darth Vader and his underlings should have a conversation with Judge Merchan and his overseers.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at September 02, 2024 03:52 PM (VDKGo)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2024 03:52 PM (fIpti)
Joe stole the money.
Was called President.
Took revenge on the back-stabbers by sticking them with Kamala Harris.
Except for signing some lucrative last-minute presidential pardons slid in front of him by his handlers., he's done. Of course he's sleeping on the beach. He's saying to America: "...and by the way, f*ck you."
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 02, 2024 03:52 PM (iTNuP)
Wasting her hard earned money on headphones when sticking her fingers in her ears and going "LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU" would work far better.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 02, 2024 03:52 PM (mDTxx)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2024 03:52 PM (N5Z8e)
… has Kamala Harris become or been secretly autistic ?
Noise Sensitivity — One of the primary reasons autistic individuals wear headphones is to manage noise sensitivity.
Sensory Overload — Autistic individuals may also wear headphones to cope with sensory overload.
Posted by: SMOD at September 02, 2024 03:51 PM (GITLP)
Next comes the helmet.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 02, 2024 03:53 PM (g8Ew8)
… has Kamala Harris become or been secretly autistic ?
Noise Sensitivity — One of the primary reasons autistic individuals wear headphones is to manage noise sensitivity.
Sensory Overload — Autistic individuals may also wear headphones to cope with sensory overload.
Posted by: SMOD at September 02, 2024 03:51 PM (GITLP)
***
Just a bad hangover.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2024 03:53 PM (W/lyH)
https://tinyurl.com/26mrts6w
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 02, 2024 03:53 PM (fs1hN)
Don't these people know about optics?
Or is the simplest explanation the correct one, they don't care?
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 02, 2024 03:54 PM (CmlIW)
Posted by: Robert, fingers crossed behind his back at September 02, 2024 03:54 PM (TCRk0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2024 03:55 PM (WBQfF)
@nypost 14m
UPDATE: At least 6 struck in mass shooting along popular West Indian Day Festival parade route in NYC
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2024 03:55 PM (IG4Id)
Days After RFK Jr. Declares War On Big Food, Time Mag Gaslights Readers On Junk Food
https://shorturl.at/ixevY
ZeroHedge, again, back a couple days
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 02, 2024 03:55 PM (FnneF)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Who wants to tell them?
Posted by: Ian S.
https://is.gd/r2itcR
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at September 02, 2024 03:56 PM (L/fGl)
Or is the simplest explanation the correct one, they don't care?
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 02, 2024 03:54 PM (CmlIW)
I think that *is* supposed to be the optics.
"Don't worry, Shitpants isn't around to screw things up for us anymore. The Adults are back in charge."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 02, 2024 03:56 PM (mDTxx)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2024 03:52 PM (N5Z8e)
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Just because you ain't autistic don' mean you cain't be impotent.
Posted by: Disembodied Punchlines at September 02, 2024 03:56 PM (WBQfF)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 02, 2024 03:57 PM (FnneF)
Then everybody'd be surfin' with Commie Kamala in Californi-a
You'd see them wearing their baggies and $1000 Guarache sandals too
A bushy bushy Black-Indian Cackling Kamala hairdo
Surfin' USSR
You'd catch 'em surfin' at San Diego and Mexico/USA line
All over Manhattan New York with Schumer and AOC
And down Texas/Mexico Border Way
Everybody's gone surfin'... Surfin' USSR
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 02, 2024 03:57 PM (aj3Iu)
Posted by: Disembodied Punchlines at September 02, 2024 03:57 PM (WBQfF)
PJM: Keffiyeh-Clad Man Injures Jewish Students with Glass Bottle at University of Pittsburgh
https://tinyurl.com/t5szjy9v
Via Insty.
Posted by: Robert, fingers crossed behind his back at September 02, 2024 03:57 PM (TCRk0)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
You asked for it.
https://youtu.be/7EGTD7azzWk
Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2024 03:57 PM (DgGvY)
Wasting her hard earned money on headphones when sticking her fingers in her ears and going "KA MA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU" would work far better.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
FIFY.
Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2024 03:58 PM (DgGvY)
Really, how much does Joe know anymore? I'm sure he's vaguely aware that he's "president," but does he know what day of the week it is? What it is he's signing? Who these people are? Would he know the difference between a phone booth and a closet? A cocktail table and a urinal?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2024 03:59 PM (lCaJd)
"Steal My Precious Bodily Fluids" !!!!!!!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 02, 2024 03:59 PM (aj3Iu)
Posted by: Robert, fingers crossed behind his back at September 02, 2024 04:01 PM (TCRk0)
Hilarity of the day: a couple of Instagram models posted a photo shoot where they stuffed a dildo in their shorts. This of course has pissed off the Girls With Dicks community, whom in between issuing death threats actually said "MY GENDER IS NOT A COSTUME!".
================
That hilarity is too good. "Quit stealing my gender identity and masquerading as that which you are not," says the man masquerading as a woman.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2024 04:02 PM (lCaJd)
Yup, the family's trash... it all checks out.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2024 04:02 PM (Q4IgG)
Joe is relaxing and savoring his unchallenged title as America's Worst President®
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2024 03:55 PM (WBQfF)
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Nonsense. A panel of historians has Biden at No. 6, behind Obama, Clinton, JFK and FDR. Abraham Lincoln is at No. 32 due to his problematic policy on slavery.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2024 04:02 PM (FLlbx)
Nood
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2024 04:03 PM (FLlbx)
Really, how much does Joe know anymore? I'm sure he's vaguely aware that he's "president," but does he know what day of the week it is? What it is he's signing? Who these people are? Would he know the difference between a phone booth and a closet? A cocktail table and a urinal?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2024 03:59 PM
I bet he remembers he's angry though.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 02, 2024 04:04 PM (Go6qm)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 02, 2024 04:04 PM (72W6e)
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2024 04:09 PM (fwDg9)
UPDATE: At least 6 struck in mass shooting along popular West Indian Day Festival parade route in NYC
_____
I see why it's so popular
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 02, 2024 04:10 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2024 03:41 PM (GcNJ2)
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My comments were based on what I thought I knew was the case back in 1970s. That could have been wrong though we gave citizens more rights then and much less to illegals.
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, sono disgraziati #25 at September 02, 2024 04:16 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2024 04:16 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 02, 2024 05:18 PM (FLiOE)
1). Because it’s coherent and doesn’t end with “Well…anyway,” and
2). Because it’s the Bee.
But mostly because it’s coherent and doesn’t end with “Well…anyway.”
Posted by: Misanthropic Misanthrope at September 02, 2024 05:40 PM (Y2NGV)
Joe stole the money.
Was called President.
Took revenge on the back-stabbers by sticking them with Kamala Harris.
Except for signing some lucrative last-minute presidential pardons slid in front of him by his handlers., he's done. Of course he's sleeping on the beach. He's saying to America: "...and by the way, f*ck you."
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 02, 2024 03:52 PM (iTNuP
Yeah, but he’s got to live to spend it. The ultimate big brother’s watching him.
Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2024 05:50 PM (LHPAg)
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NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)