Speaking Words Of Wisdom, ONT

Hello Horde! Welcome to Friday night. On with the memes!

Uh-oh

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Do you agree with this graph of the different branches of Christianity?

Burger thing

Teacher dropping some truth bombs

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Jesse Kelly is a stitch

Democracy manifest

Fido Friday: Males

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Red alert!

Cajun country

Bro got stuck in an endless loop

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This will not end well

A night out

Mortal wombat

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Tonight's challenge

Gimmie that old time religion

The ants go marching

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Texas. Aww, yeah

Daddy's little psychopath

Assuming that this is true, what would you do in this situation?

Heavy metal priest kit

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) August 30, 2024

RIP Johnny Hockey

Former Flame and current CBJ star Johnny Gaudreau was killed by a drunk driver last night. Just an unbelievable amount of tragedy for the Gaudreau family, who are known and loved across the hockey world for being just a wonderful bunch. Johnny and his brother Matthew were in town to be groomsmen at their sister's wedding, which was supposed to be today. Last night they were out riding bikes. A car approaching them from behind slowed and moved left to give them more room as it passed, this led the drunk driver behind that car to speed up and swerve right to pass that car. He hit and killed both brothers. Johnny leaves behind a wife and two kids under 2, his brother's wife is expecting their first. Prayers for the Gaudreau family in this time of unthinkable tragedy. #LightingtheLampinHeaven

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Ben Franklin:

I thing Ben has the best claim of any of the founders of being the father of the country. Or at least many of its residents.

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1 Howdy horde!

Posted by: TRex at August 30, 2024 10:00 PM (IQ6Gq)

2 1st

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 30, 2024 10:00 PM (FC3uE)

3 Ho

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2024 10:00 PM (fwDg9)

4 Evenin'

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:00 PM (ynpvh)

5 ?

Posted by: Some Rat at August 30, 2024 10:00 PM (vJiyU)

6 rst

Posted by: Reforger at August 30, 2024 10:00 PM (xcIvR)

7 damn

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 30, 2024 10:00 PM (FC3uE)

8 ###!!

Posted by: Some Rat at August 30, 2024 10:01 PM (vJiyU)

9 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at August 30, 2024 10:01 PM (b4BHm)

10 Saw a joke just now that's worthy of the Sat Evening Joke:

Pt 1:
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back-country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost; and being me, I didn't stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight.

There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt bad and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:01 PM (ynpvh)

11 Funny: Gooshing a gnat crawling up the screen.

Not so funny: It's a touch-screen and you just screwed something up

Howdy, sports fans. How's the home team doing?

Posted by: mindful webworker - essentially at August 30, 2024 10:01 PM (ebm/k)

12 Pt2:

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.

And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low my heart was full.

As I was opening the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:01 PM (ynpvh)

13 @alexthechick
I am a Chatty Cathy because it is a way to mask the social terror.

https://tinyurl.com/4cm8rju6

This is correct.

Posted by: Robert at August 30, 2024 10:02 PM (b4BHm)

14 Deep Space 9. LOL. Can we call them the Ding-Dong riots?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:04 PM (ynpvh)

15 Did I ever tell you about the time a bunch of Germans went full Brazilian?

Music interlude:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0us7Zof_a0

Posted by: Piercello at August 30, 2024 10:05 PM (qLcmG)

16 Sorry I'm late, Sasquatch wanted a selfie.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 30, 2024 10:05 PM (kE/Zd)

17 Strong content WD. Strong content.

Posted by: TRex at August 30, 2024 10:07 PM (IQ6Gq)

18 Remember that everything that passed for normal before 2012 is now "right wing extremism". From knowing what a woman is to opposing pedophilia...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2024 10:07 PM (oZhjI)

19 I remember reading Gilgamesh and being as surprised about the minor oral sex plot point as I was that it recounted the story of Noah and the flood...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2024 10:08 PM (oZhjI)

20 Water slide baptism sounds interesting. Don't think the North Cincinnati Stake will approve of donations for one here though.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 30, 2024 10:08 PM (W+kMI)

21 Holy cow, that 14-year-old daughter needs therapy! And any, I mean ANY, future partner needs to be warned of what lengths she'll go to for revenge.

Posted by: pookysgirl's got a brand new couch at August 30, 2024 10:10 PM (/0K7e)

22 I read the perp in the drunk driver crash was pissed off and audibly sighed because he is spending this weekend in jail. What a pos.

Posted by: It Just Makes Sense Now That I Think About It at August 30, 2024 10:10 PM (+KIio)

23 Well of course I am talking to myself in the old thread. I didn't even look at the clock.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2024 10:11 PM (5p7BC)

24 If ants were 100X as big they'd be the stuff of nightmares...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2024 10:11 PM (oZhjI)

25 Clearly I need to become an Eastern Orthodox.

And that chart has the United Methodists pegged, at least.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 30, 2024 10:11 PM (lHPJf)

26 What great content, WD, thanks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 30, 2024 10:12 PM (hOUT3)

27 Did ole Ben really say that, or is that just an AI delusion. I do know he was pretty bawdy, but.

Posted by: It Just Makes Sense Now That I Think About It at August 30, 2024 10:12 PM (+KIio)

28 That burger ~~king~~ and its menu... please tell me the burger "classic ---" isn't what it reads like.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 30, 2024 10:13 PM (gKWVE)

29 16 Sorry I'm late, Sasquatch wanted a selfie.
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Best excuse of the week!

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 30, 2024 10:13 PM (W+kMI)

30 The religion chart looks on target to me. Although I'll admit my perception of some squares is based more on reputation than personal familiarity.

Posted by: TRex at August 30, 2024 10:13 PM (IQ6Gq)

31 different branches of Christianity

The Episcopal Church in which I was raised was much more over to the Conservative side.

When I first met MiladyJo's family, her cousin, a Catholic monk, post-Vatican II, asked about my native church. When I told him, he said, You're more High Church than we are nowadays.

Of course, that was the middle of the last century.

Posted by: mindful webworker - essentially at August 30, 2024 10:13 PM (ebm/k)

32 Heavy metal priest kit

A "sick-call set" used to be a big thing for Catholics. But it's usually a crucifix, not a skull. That's pretty metal. And a bit blasphemous.

You can still get them, but modern medicine and modern transportation make them a bit less essential.

Posted by: mikeski at August 30, 2024 10:14 PM (DgGvY)

33 25 Clearly I need to become an Eastern Orthodox.

And that chart has the United Methodists pegged, at least.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 30, 2024 10:11 PM (lHPJf)

I need an explanation for "High Church" vs "Low Church"...the one I go two is in the top two rows!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:14 PM (ynpvh)

34 Remember that everything that passed for normal before 2012 is now "right wing extremism". From knowing what a woman is to opposing pedophilia...
Posted by: 18-1

It's just what imbeciles in the "media" tell people to think. People are now just so impressionable and believe the stupidest things just because they are told to. And believing whatever some stupid politician says.
We are not necessarily an Idiocracy yet, but we now have a nation of unthinking sheep.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at August 30, 2024 10:14 PM (tjZg/)

35 I recognize the character icon and game the Burger poster loves mentions thanks to my nephews...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2024 10:14 PM (oZhjI)

36 Tonight's Mega Million jackpot annuity is $627 million.

Good luck Horde.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2024 10:14 PM (/7V8+)

37 The religion chart looks on target to me. Although I'll admit my perception of some squares is based more on reputation than personal familiarity.
Posted by: TRex

As expected.

Unless you're used to being greeted with "and what denomination are you with today, Rex?"

Posted by: mikeski at August 30, 2024 10:15 PM (DgGvY)

38 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2024 10:15 PM (WXNFJ)

39 It's just what imbeciles in the "media" tell people to think. People are now just so impressionable and believe the stupidest things just because they are told to. And believing whatever some stupid politician says.

RFK's VP candidate mentions this in passing in the TV ad she came out with. As hard as it it to believe so many just take whatever the FNM tells them at face value even if it claimed the opposite the day before.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2024 10:16 PM (oZhjI)

40 28 That burger king and its menu... please tell me the burger "classic ---" isn't what it reads like.
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It probably is! One of my favorites is now the "Large Chicken"!

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 30, 2024 10:16 PM (W+kMI)

41 Tonight's Mega Million jackpot annuity is $627 million.

Good luck Horde.
Posted by: Anna Puma

One of these days I need to pay attention.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 30, 2024 10:16 PM (vJiyU)

42 24 If ants were 100X as big they'd be the stuff of nightmares...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2024 10:11 PM (oZhjI)

They wouldn't be able to survive that much bigger...surface area to volume ratio: they would die of asphyxiation due to their breathing structures (spiracles)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:16 PM (ynpvh)

43 I don't understand... High church? Low church?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2024 10:16 PM (W/lyH)

44
*peeks in*

*shakes head*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 10:16 PM (1Nxff)

45 And that chart has the United Methodists pegged, at least.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 30, 2024 10:11 PM (lHPJf)

As it does the United Church of Canada.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2024 10:16 PM (9/0BK)

46 It probably is! One of my favorites is now the "Large Chicken"!

I've seen memes show up recently of some guy that does all sorts of activities with a larger rooster...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2024 10:17 PM (oZhjI)

47 Robert

Any luck on Tensor?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2024 10:17 PM (/7V8+)

48 They wouldn't be able to survive that much bigger...surface area to volume ratio: they would die of asphyxiation due to their breathing structures (spiracles)...

Were ants around when the earth's atmpsphere was warmer/more oxygenated?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2024 10:17 PM (oZhjI)

49 Ben Franklin was a deist, which doesn't have a square. Hmm....

Posted by: TRex at August 30, 2024 10:18 PM (IQ6Gq)

50 42 24 If ants were 100X as big they'd be the stuff of nightmares...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2024 10:11 PM (oZhjI)

They wouldn't be able to survive that much bigger...surface area to volume ratio: they would die of asphyxiation due to their breathing structures (spiracles)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:16 PM (ynpvh)

https://tinyurl.com/4xazyj2r

"...This system only works in tiny animals. Once the body grows beyond a centimetre or two, the tracheae are simply too long for air to be able to diffuse along them fast enough."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:18 PM (ynpvh)

51 Hello, Horde! 😊❤❤

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at August 30, 2024 10:18 PM (SRRAx)

52 High church? Low church?

Episcopalians used to do "bells n' smells" in the cathedrals Henry VIII stole for them. That's "high church". Services where they play guitar for the hymns are "low church".

Posted by: gKWVE at August 30, 2024 10:18 PM (gKWVE)

53
High church? Low church?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2024 10:16 PM (W/lyH)

_________

High church: bells and smells

Low church: Reverend Cleophas

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 10:19 PM (1Nxff)

54 Apparently useless math nerd stuff.

https://is.gd/yD0DBN

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 30, 2024 10:19 PM (L/fGl)

55 48 They wouldn't be able to survive that much bigger...surface area to volume ratio: they would die of asphyxiation due to their breathing structures (spiracles)...

Were ants around when the earth's atmpsphere was warmer/more oxygenated?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2024 10:17 PM (oZhjI)

Can get bigger with greater O2 concentrations, but still won't be 100x bigger.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:19 PM (ynpvh)

56 I'm unaware of Nestorians being progressive. I thought they were orthodox-ish, except for not having icons.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 30, 2024 10:20 PM (gKWVE)

57 So Them is impossible?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2024 10:20 PM (/7V8+)

58 "...This system only works in tiny animals. Once the body grows beyond a centimetre or two, the tracheae are simply too long for air to be able to diffuse along them fast enough."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:18 PM (ynpvh)

During the peak of the Carbonferous Era, there dragonflies as big as eagles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2024 10:20 PM (9/0BK)

59 As a youth I heard that Ben Franklin sired a hundred babies and founded the Wistar Institute, A science museum in Philadelphia. It has many babies preserved in jars as examples of birth defects. I was quite fascinated.

Posted by: lurking grandma at August 30, 2024 10:20 PM (sujqA)

60 I quit that teacher video, because the audio was crappy, I could not make out what he was saying.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2024 10:21 PM (9/0BK)

61 High church: bells and smells

Low church: Reverend Cleophas
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 10:19 PM (1Nxff)

Below church: Gay woke pastor

Posted by: RickZ at August 30, 2024 10:21 PM (gKDq2)

62 Episcopalians used to do "bells n' smells" in the cathedrals Henry VIII stole for them. That's "high church". Services where they play guitar for the hymns are "low church"

This matters to God?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2024 10:22 PM (W/lyH)

63 And that chart has the United Methodists pegged, at least.
Posted by: Dr. T
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It is lost. Whether or not the Global Church will make it remains to be seen. I would have move the Global Church a notch to the right.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2024 10:22 PM (XeU6L)

64 As for Abu-Psychopath... you know the cliche where daddy is sitting by the fireplace cleaning his gun when his li'l angel brings home the prom date?
This dad is probably just going to look at him, grunt, and say "good luck".

Posted by: gKWVE at August 30, 2024 10:22 PM (gKWVE)

65 This matters to God?

I suspect no...but there is only one way to find out...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2024 10:23 PM (oZhjI)

66 Texas. Aww, yeah

In a just world, the whole area from Texas up to North Dakota would be colored black.

So boring. And flat. And dull. And empty. And boring. It's called the 'great plain' for two reasons.

Posted by: mikeski at August 30, 2024 10:23 PM (DgGvY)

67 In remodeling anything can be moved, the price is the only question.

Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2024 10:24 PM (fwDg9)

68 58 "...This system only works in tiny animals. Once the body grows beyond a centimetre or two, the tracheae are simply too long for air to be able to diffuse along them fast enough."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:18 PM (ynpvh)

During the peak of the Carbonferous Era, there dragonflies as big as eagles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2024 10:20 PM (9/0BK)

O2 was at 40% or something like that, not the 21% of today.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:24 PM (ynpvh)

69 This matters to God?

Dunno. I haven't met Him. When I do I'll ask.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 30, 2024 10:24 PM (gKWVE)

70 As for Abu-Psychopath... you know the cliche where daddy is sitting by the fireplace cleaning his gun when his li'l angel brings home the prom date?
This dad is probably just going to look at him, grunt, and say "good luck".
Posted by: gKWVE

.....and hand him the gun.

Posted by: mikeski at August 30, 2024 10:24 PM (DgGvY)

71 65 This matters to God?

I suspect no...but there is only one way to find out...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2024 10:23 PM (oZhjI)

So high churches smell better?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:24 PM (ynpvh)

72 girl volleyball after football
huh

Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 10:25 PM (/7KEl)

73 Movie plot that switches to R rating:

Star Whores

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2024 10:25 PM (W/lyH)

74 "And they were all gone ... or something"

@dobetterdnvr
BREAKING

Aurora will ask for an emergency court order to clear apartment buildings where the mayor says Venezuelan gang activity has been reported.

DHS sources confirmed to NewsNation on Friday that people seen in videos carrying guns is TdA.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 30, 2024 10:25 PM (IG4Id)

75 Water slide baptismal ... once seen, it is obvious.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2024 10:25 PM (5p7BC)

76 Wife just scared the shit outta me. Working out in basement, didn't hear her coming. Sneaky.

Posted by: scampydog at August 30, 2024 10:26 PM (Fvln/)

77 This will not end well

It'll be fiiiiiine.

I've seen lots of non-load-bearing walls with the studs quadrupled up like that.

Posted by: mikeski at August 30, 2024 10:26 PM (DgGvY)

78 And that chart has the United Methodists pegged, at least.
Posted by: Dr. T

I'm reading a mystery set in England in 1809. The detective goes to a rural church where the sermon consists entirely of Lucifer is ecstatic because all the Methodists are going to Hell!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 30, 2024 10:26 PM (L/fGl)

79 Aurora will ask for an emergency court order to clear apartment buildings where the mayor says Venezuelan gang activity has been reported.

DHS sources confirmed to NewsNation on Friday that people seen in videos carrying guns is TdA.

The mid level guy that coordinated the take over is going to get to meet the higher level guy he didn't know he reported to in the DHS...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2024 10:27 PM (oZhjI)

80 73 Movie plot that switches to R rating:

Star Whores

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2024 10:25 PM (W/lyH)

The Empire Pegs Back

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:27 PM (ynpvh)

81 .....and hand him the gun.
Posted by: mikeski

"Save the last one."

Posted by: gKWVE at August 30, 2024 10:27 PM (gKWVE)

82 Doggeh Porn!

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 30, 2024 10:28 PM (0Htd1)

83 Aurora will ask for an emergency court order to clear apartment buildings where the mayor says Venezuelan gang activity has been reported.

DHS sources confirmed to NewsNation on Friday that people seen in videos carrying guns is TdA.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Ummm, guessing the gangs just move with the displaced.
This is how gov. fixes problems without fixing problems.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 30, 2024 10:28 PM (vJiyU)

84 Which Methodists went no-homo?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2024 10:28 PM (5p7BC)

85 82 Doggeh Porn!

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 30, 2024 10:28 PM (0Htd1)

Answers the question why the dog crossed the road...
Now about that chicken...was Colonel Sanders chasing it?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:28 PM (ynpvh)

86 The Empire Pegs Back
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Did somebody mention a light saber?

Posted by: Mayor Pete at August 30, 2024 10:28 PM (Fvln/)

87 I saw the latest Ghostbusters movie and while it isn't LadyBusters bad it is really a poor follow up to Ghost Busters Afterlife.

And the teen lesbian subplot was such an obvious sop to GloboHomo it was almost comical.

Someone told Jason Reitman he couldn't keep making these if he didn't get up on what's supposed to be in movies now...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2024 10:29 PM (oZhjI)

88 RIP sir

Drunk drivers should lose their lives

Posted by: Gonzotx at August 30, 2024 10:30 PM (YjECI)

89 Holy content Batman!

So do Independent Catholics buy a franchise, or what?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2024 10:30 PM (kpS4V)

90
I need an explanation for "High Church" vs "Low Church"...the one I go two is in the top two rows!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:14 PM (ynpvh)

I think high church follows a traditional liturgy, while low church tends to be a free for all. Since the Charismatics and Pentecostals are at the bottom, this tracks...

Posted by: Moki at August 30, 2024 10:30 PM (wLjpr)

91
Any disparaging tattling about one of the authors of
American Independence should be considered gross and obscene.

Posted by: Auspex at August 30, 2024 10:31 PM (j4U/Z)

92 The Amityville Whorer

Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2024 10:31 PM (WXNFJ)

93 Movie plot that switches to R rating:
Star Whores
Posted by: Diogenes

The Empire Pegs Back
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

You're supposed to add a letter "R" to the title, not change the title to make it R-rated. That's a different game.

Posted by: Shaving Ryan's Privates at August 30, 2024 10:31 PM (DgGvY)

94 84 Which Methodists went no-homo?
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Global Methodist. Plus my brother-in-law's UMC church in northern Ohio which made the formal split this year. Lots of UMC congregations in the USA doing that right now. Based on what my parents' church is up to these past few years ELCA got pegged right. LDS got left out, and I'm not sure if I should feel good or bad about that.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 30, 2024 10:32 PM (W+kMI)

95 Movie plot that switches to R rating:

Star Whores

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2024 10:25 PM (W/lyH)

The Empire Pegs Back
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:27 PM (ynpvh)

Hairy Pooter and the Odor of the Penis
Hairy Pooter and the Prisoner of Ass-Cabin
Hairy Pooter and the Chamber of Secretions

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at August 30, 2024 10:32 PM (Ad8y9)

96 Regarding the Cajun Country meme laughing about the difference in rent between north and Cajun country: I just got my contract for snowplowing for the season. $500. I could probably find someone cheaper, but I've used these guys for lawnmowing and snowplowing for years and they are DEPENDABLE. Cost of living in snow country.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 30, 2024 10:33 PM (0Htd1)

97 Random movie title "R" wouldn't change the way a lot of people already pronounce "Jawrs".

Posted by: tankdemon at August 30, 2024 10:33 PM (kE/Zd)

98 RIP sir

Drunk drivers should lose their lives
Posted by: Gonzotx at August 30, 2024 10:30 PM (YjECI)

I would like to point out that this was not just drunk driving, but criminally reckless driving, regardless of the driver's state of intoxication. Passing on the right in such a circumstance is a huge violation of common sense.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2024 10:33 PM (9/0BK)

99 You're supposed to add a letter "R" to the title, not change the title to make it R-rated. That's a different game.

Though it can be both.

Pulp Friction

Posted by: mikeski at August 30, 2024 10:34 PM (DgGvY)

100 Wombat got back!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:34 PM (ynpvh)

101 RIP sir

Drunk drivers should lose their lives
Posted by: Gonzotx at August 30, 2024 10:30 PM (YjECI)

. . . while completely sober.

Posted by: RickZ at August 30, 2024 10:35 PM (gKDq2)

102 Good evening morons and thanks wd for all the memes

My heart breaks for the Gaudreau family.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2024 10:35 PM (RIvkX)

103 Homer Alone.
Doesn't make it R rated, but turns it into a Simpsons movie.

Posted by: TRex at August 30, 2024 10:35 PM (IQ6Gq)

104 93 Movie plot that switches to R rating:
Star Whores
Posted by: Diogenes

The Empire Pegs Back
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

You're supposed to add a letter "R" to the title, not change the title to make it R-rated. That's a different game.

Posted by: Shaving Ryan's Privates at August 30, 2024 10:31 PM (DgGvY)

Ah, I get it.
Scarfarce

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:35 PM (ynpvh)

105
Independent Catholics can include sedevacantists and groups like the Society of St. Pius V, which thinks the SSPX is too liberal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 10:36 PM (1Nxff)

106 39
‘ many just take whatever the FNM tells them at face value even if it claimed the opposite the day before.’

Defiance if not violence would be justified to prevent being ruled by the politicians such people would vote for.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 30, 2024 10:37 PM (3wi/L)

107 Homer Alone.
Doesn't make it R rated, but turns it into a Simpsons movie.

Hollywood does enough remakes and re-imagining but a movie that shows the kid from home alone becoming MacGyver is something I'd pay to see...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2024 10:37 PM (oZhjI)

108 48 Were ants around when the earth's atmpsphere was warmer/more oxygenated?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2024 10:17 PM (oZhjI)

The millipedes were ginormous.

And the mosquitos were actually as big as people from the south describe them as being.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 30, 2024 10:38 PM (kE/Zd)

109 Tonight's challenge

Forrest Grump was pretty sure all the chocolates were gross.

Posted by: mikeski at August 30, 2024 10:39 PM (DgGvY)

110 To whomever made the religions graph, we're suing you.

Sincerely,

Posted by: The Church of Scientology at August 30, 2024 10:39 PM (gKDq2)

111 109 Tonight's challenge

Forrest Grump was pretty sure all the chocolates were gross.

Posted by: mikeski at August 30, 2024 10:39 PM (DgGvY)

But the "Stupid is as Stupid does" still applies...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:39 PM (ynpvh)

112 Davy Crotchet

Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2024 10:39 PM (WXNFJ)

113 The Grodfather?

look up urban dictionary for grod...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:40 PM (ynpvh)

114 The Manchurian Cramindate

Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2024 10:41 PM (WXNFJ)

115 Fright Club?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:41 PM (ynpvh)

116 Tren de Agua taking over apartment buildings in the US. Good job, Joe! Way to go, Kamala!

Posted by: Nemo at August 30, 2024 10:42 PM (S6ArX)

117 Sideline girl reporter named Stormy

Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 10:42 PM (/7KEl)

118 Red Wood

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:42 PM (ynpvh)

119 Fright Club?
Posted by: jim

Oh, I know! "The View!"

Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2024 10:42 PM (WXNFJ)

120 The Troy Story series just had the one pretend horse.

Posted by: mikeski at August 30, 2024 10:43 PM (DgGvY)

121 You're supposed to add a letter "R" to the title, not change the title to make it R-rated. That's a different game.
Posted by: Shaving Ryan's Privates at August 30, 2024 10:31 PM (DgGvY)

My bad.
I read it wrong.
Was sidetracked by the Fantastic breasts.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2024 10:43 PM (W/lyH)

122 Pulp Friction

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:43 PM (ynpvh)

123 121 You're supposed to add a letter "R" to the title, not change the title to make it R-rated. That's a different game.
Posted by: Shaving Ryan's Privates at August 30, 2024 10:31 PM (DgGvY)

My bad.
I read it wrong.
Was sidetracked by the Fantastic breasts.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2024 10:43 PM (W/lyH)

Most important part is Where to Find Them...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:44 PM (ynpvh)

124
Wombat got back!

They said, "Get back, Honky Bat
Better get back to the woods"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2024 10:44 PM (63Dwl)

125 "Sing, O goddess, the snitfit of Achilles son of Peleus"
No, that's not right... the "annoyance"? "petulance"?
Fuck, and I got 500 lines to write of this shit and that's just the first book

Posted by: Homer Alone at August 30, 2024 10:44 PM (gKWVE)

126 Silence of the Rams

Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2024 10:44 PM (WXNFJ)

127 American PieR

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:44 PM (ynpvh)

128 And the mosquitos were actually as big as people from the south describe them as being.
Posted by: tankdemon
-------

The South? Have you ever been to Alaska?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2024 10:45 PM (XeU6L)

129 The Treasurer of the Sierra Madre has Bogart as a small-town bureaucrat.

Posted by: mikeski at August 30, 2024 10:46 PM (DgGvY)

130 121 Was sidetracked by the Fantastic breasts.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2024 10:43 PM
***
I suppose for the record someone must mention Beauty and the Breast. Not sure what kind of plot only involves singular rather than plural, but here we are.

Posted by: TRex at August 30, 2024 10:46 PM (IQ6Gq)

131 Werner reveres the American Founding Fathers, but is one really to accept that Benjamin Franklin created that particular technique in the treading of Cupid's garden?

That would be akin to claiming that Goethe invented the wham, bam, thank you ma'am practice solely because he indulged in that proclivity from one end of the former Holy Roman Empire to the other. True, he shows up in the lineage of numerous Deutsch families, to the extent that 23 and Me now sells information only about the non-Goethe relatives, but still.

A better illustration, perhaps, would be Martin Luther - simply because he nailed a document to a church door announcing he had 95 problems, but a bishop wasn't one, should we then conclude that he was the father of Rap? Actually, that would be awesome - Werner imagines Luther incorporating this skill in his defense at the Diet of Worms. Yo, shortie, I'm more of a Russian than a Prussian, 'cause I spit hot borscht when I'm crushing these rhymes. More in this vein, then would Martin drop his mike and intone Peace Out, West Side, suckas. Hate not the Luther, hate the game. To the ceiling he would then look, proclaiming much love for YHWH. Ja, that is gangsta.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 30, 2024 10:47 PM (tmPIh)

132 The String?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2024 10:47 PM (9/0BK)

133 Prayers for the Gaudreau family in this time of unthinkable tragedy.

Amen.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 30, 2024 10:48 PM (mH6SG)

134
Citizen Kaner

Commie sado.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2024 10:48 PM (XeU6L)

135 The ShRining...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:49 PM (ynpvh)

136 Are there material or design limitations that preclude insects from getting too big? Like dragonflies as big as golden eagles or something like that?

Or greaat big spiders!

Posted by: It Just Makes Sense Now That I Think About It at August 30, 2024 10:49 PM (+KIio)

137
Good night, Hordians. Be good. I don't want any 3:00 AM calls asking me to put up bail for you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 10:50 PM (1Nxff)

138 The Brig Sleep was much more nautical than the original.

Posted by: mikeski at August 30, 2024 10:50 PM (DgGvY)

139 Bluer Velvet

Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2024 10:51 PM (WXNFJ)

140 Werner apologizes - in his reverie of a no-frontin' Martin Luther, he should have incorporated the phrase, I spit hot borscht while I'm crushing these beats. Rap is ephemeral, yet certain factors of language cannot be avoided. Also, Werner delights at the level of confusion a rapping Martin Luther would create in the Habsburg tyrant Charles V and his inbred court circle. Ja, that is good.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 30, 2024 10:51 PM (tmPIh)

141 Die Hardr

Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2024 10:51 PM (WXNFJ)

142 KRill Bill

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:52 PM (ynpvh)

143 This is Spinal Trap

Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2024 10:52 PM (WXNFJ)

144 Gaudreau was a real talent and by all accounts, a good man. Very sad news, indeed.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 30, 2024 10:53 PM (mH6SG)

145 From Germany to Rome, the message is clear,
The Word of God is what we hold dear.
No more corruption, no more lies,
The light of truth will rise and rise.

Ninety-five reasons, nailed to the door,
Gonna shake the Church, can’t take it no more.
Faith alone, grace alone, that’s the key,
Martin Luther’s here, setting the people free.

Posted by: MC Luther at August 30, 2024 10:53 PM (IQ6Gq)

146
Brest in Show

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 10:53 PM (QJCZr)

147 Snow WhiteR

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 30, 2024 10:53 PM (hOUT3)

148 Sex, Lies, and Videotaper

Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2024 10:54 PM (WXNFJ)

149 Die Hardr

Dire Hard sound more R rated

Posted by: Rusty at August 30, 2024 10:54 PM (nrIMb)

150
Dr. Strangelover

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2024 10:54 PM (XeU6L)

151 The Breast from 20000 Fathoms

The Blue Marx

Posted by: Gref at August 30, 2024 10:54 PM (aBgBM)

152 So do Independent Catholics buy a franchise, or what?
Posted by: All Hail Eris

I think they go to Mel Gibson's church.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 30, 2024 10:55 PM (0Htd1)

153 The Good, The Rad, And The Ugly

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2024 10:55 PM (W/lyH)

154 Beauty and the Breast

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:55 PM (ynpvh)

155 From Germany to Rome, the message is clear,
The Word of God is what we hold dear.
No more corruption, no more lies,
The light of truth will rise and rise.

Ninety-five reasons, nailed to the door,
Gonna shake the Church, can’t take it no more.
Faith alone, grace alone, that’s the key,
Martin Luther’s here, setting the people free.
Posted by: MC Luther

Ja, this would Werner extol as solid. Much props and mad respect.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 30, 2024 10:55 PM (tmPIh)

156 >>> 153 The Good, The Rad, And The Ugly
Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2024 10:55 PM (W/lyH)

ADD, not SUBSTITUTE

YOU BUNCH OF MOONS!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 30, 2024 10:56 PM (FnneF)

157 ADD, not SUBSTITUTE

YOU BUNCH OF MOONS!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Hmmmm, sounds suspiciously like math.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2024 10:57 PM (WXNFJ)

158 I stopped cycling years ago in SF b/c shitty drivers. Yeah, shitty cyclists too but i'm much more vulnerable on my bike.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 30, 2024 10:57 PM (KAi1n)

159 BReasts of the Southern Wilds...
The BReasts of War...
Bless the BReasts and Children...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 10:57 PM (ynpvh)

160 Romancing the Stoner

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2024 10:58 PM (Aqu9a)

161 Rogers and Astaire in The Gray Divorcee

Posted by: Film Buff at August 30, 2024 11:00 PM (CV8a5)

162 The Good, The Rad, And The Ugly
Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2024 10:55 PM (W/lyH)

ADD, not SUBSTITUTE

YOU BUNCH OF MOONS!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 30, 2024 10:56 PM (FnneF)
***

This game is dumb.
Imma gonna go back and reread Werner.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2024 11:01 PM (W/lyH)

163 My Frair Lady

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2024 11:01 PM (Aqu9a)

164 The BoneR Collector

Posted by: 496 at August 30, 2024 11:02 PM (oxbo8)

165 It's a Madr, Madr, Madr, Madr World. (It's a sequel.)

Posted by: SFGoth at August 30, 2024 11:02 PM (KAi1n)

166 Around The World In Eighty Drays

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2024 11:02 PM (9/0BK)

167 I really do think that among historical figures Ben Franklin is the one that Assassins' Creed got most correct.

https://youtu.be/nLzZqooMOFQ?si=PoBGoLRC5MX64q6s

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2024 11:03 PM (aRLgQ)

168 Cocktrail

Posted by: Rusty at August 30, 2024 11:04 PM (nrIMb)

169
I stopped cycling years ago in SF b/c shitty drivers. Yeah, shitty cyclists too but i'm much more vulnerable on my bike.
Posted by: SFGoth

Critical Mass

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2024 11:04 PM (63Dwl)

170 Stripers

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2024 11:05 PM (Aqu9a)

171 On the Breach

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2024 11:06 PM (Aqu9a)

172 Kindergarten Crop

Posted by: skywch at August 30, 2024 11:07 PM (uqhmb)

173 Troy Story

Posted by: PA Dutchman at August 30, 2024 11:08 PM (QyT5w)

174 Ernest Scared Stupidr

(it's a sequel...)

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, all the good ones were taken at August 30, 2024 11:08 PM (PiwSw)

175 Robocrop

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2024 11:08 PM (Aqu9a)

176 "so apparently I'm raising a complete psychopath"

Assuming that this is true, what would you do in this situation?

1. Your daughter is not a psychopath; your ex-wife was. Your daughter fixed a rigged system.

2. I would never mention this to anyone

Posted by: Chuck C at August 30, 2024 11:08 PM (yOPBE)

177 Are there material or design limitations that preclude insects from getting too big? Like dragonflies as big as golden eagles or something like that?

Or greaat big spiders!
Posted by: It Just Makes Sense Now That I Think About It

The previously-mentioned "how do you get enough oxygen with only passive 'lungs'" is one.

The square-cube law hits bugs harder: If you scale a 6-foot human up to 12 feet tall, their bones and muscles become 4x stronger because they're twice as wide and twice as deep, but being twice as long doesn't won't bones and muscles stronger. But they're still 8x as heavy overall, so they're effectively twice as fragile as they were. Bones mineralize and chitin does not; so bones are overall stronger and less flexible. So an elephant-sized insect would crush easily, if it didn't just collapse under its own weight. Underwater bugs like shrimp and crabs might fare better, just like whales can be much bigger than elephants.

Posted by: mikeski at August 30, 2024 11:08 PM (DgGvY)

178 Rad Astra

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 30, 2024 11:08 PM (Ydd86)

179 Dazed and Cornfused

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2024 11:09 PM (Aqu9a)

180 A prince of Judah goes all machine-gun preacher on the Legion:

Bren Hur

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 30, 2024 11:09 PM (zdLoL)

181 3 men and a barby

Posted by: Rusty at August 30, 2024 11:10 PM (nrIMb)

182 Drawn Patrol

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2024 11:11 PM (Aqu9a)

183 Rage of Innocence

Posted by: tankdemon at August 30, 2024 11:11 PM (kE/Zd)

184 Kim Kardashian stars is "Cleopratra".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2024 11:12 PM (9/0BK)

185 Shaun of the Dread

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2024 11:12 PM (Aqu9a)

186 The Longest Dray

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2024 11:12 PM (Aqu9a)

187 The Good, The Rad, And The Ugly
Posted by: Diogenes

ADD, not SUBSTITUTE
YOU BUNCH OF MOONS!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

It works as an addition too, but The Good, The Brad, And The Ugly stars Brad Pitt as himself.

Posted by: mikeski at August 30, 2024 11:12 PM (DgGvY)

188 Planet of the rApes

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 30, 2024 11:14 PM (Ydd86)

189 Kindergarten Crop
Posted by: skywch

That's either about the Amish, or it's Joe Biden's favorite S&M flick.

Posted by: mikeski feels bad about this comment at August 30, 2024 11:14 PM (DgGvY)

190 Cocktrail
Posted by: Rusty

.....a biography of Barack Obama.

Posted by: mikeski at August 30, 2024 11:16 PM (DgGvY)

191 Bratman

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2024 11:17 PM (9/0BK)

192 The Good, The Bard, And The Ugly is a Shakespeare biopic

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 30, 2024 11:18 PM (Ydd86)

193 Armadeus

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 30, 2024 11:18 PM (Ydd86)

194 Helluva ONT, WD. Thanks

Posted by: scampydog at August 30, 2024 11:19 PM (Fvln/)

195 Hey! There's one more column to the left on that chart. You can move the ELCA there.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 30, 2024 11:20 PM (0eaVi)

196 Minirons is a movie about the Horde as kids, acted by Minions

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 30, 2024 11:20 PM (Ydd86)

197 Furry.

Posted by: Naughtius at August 30, 2024 11:21 PM (iOP4V)

198 58
During the peak of the Carbonferous Era, there dragonflies as big as eagles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2024 10:20 PM (9/0BK)
----
Oxygen was about 35% vs today's 20%. Soaking wet grass will burn in 35% O2. Not sure what fire brigades would do in those circumstances. You would have to be careful when bbqing else your roast could catch fire and be consumed.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza era 8Kg #06 at August 30, 2024 11:21 PM (qfLjt)

199 Truer Grit

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2024 11:21 PM (9/0BK)

200 Maybe not R rated, but would be popular here: MoronStruck

Posted by: Rusty at August 30, 2024 11:21 PM (nrIMb)

201 WALL-ER isn't even a movie, it's Trump's plan to have drones build the border wall.

Posted by: mikeski at August 30, 2024 11:21 PM (DgGvY)

202 196 Minirons is a movie about the Horde as kids, acted by Minions

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 30, 2024 11:20 PM (Ydd86)
***
Ha!! Best one yet. Be-doh, be-doh!

Posted by: TRex at August 30, 2024 11:22 PM (IQ6Gq)

203 Das Borot

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2024 11:22 PM (Aqu9a)

204 190 Cocktrail
Posted by: Rusty

.....a biography of Barack Obama.

Posted by: mikeski at August 30, 2024 11:16 PM (DgGvY)
----
Introduction by Froofy The Dog.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza era 8Kg #07 at August 30, 2024 11:23 PM (qfLjt)

205 Rear Windrow

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2024 11:23 PM (9/0BK)

206 Yikes. What further pun/meme hell awaits?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 30, 2024 11:24 PM (mH6SG)

207 Scarfarce

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2024 11:24 PM (Aqu9a)

208 Drownfall

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2024 11:26 PM (Aqu9a)

209 Dread Pool.

Posted by: scampydog at August 30, 2024 11:26 PM (Fvln/)

210 This 'X' ban by the Brazilian communists has me thinking about that Heinlein quote regarding 'Bad Luck'.

“Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded — here and there, now and then — are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.

This is known as "bad luck.”

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 30, 2024 11:27 PM (FmapG)

211
My Fair Lardy

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2024 11:27 PM (n7rxJ)

212 The Beerkeeper

Posted by: Gref at August 30, 2024 11:27 PM (aBgBM)

213 Rout of Africa

Posted by: skywch at August 30, 2024 11:28 PM (uqhmb)

214 Watching the Wisconsin Badgers struggle against the Western Michigan Broncos.

So, the Badgers are in mid-season form already.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 30, 2024 11:29 PM (FmapG)

215 Inside Rout is the sequel where Anger drives all the other emotions out of Riley's head.

Posted by: mikeski at August 30, 2024 11:29 PM (DgGvY)

216 The Beerkeeper
Posted by: Gref

Horde approved!

Posted by: mikeski at August 30, 2024 11:30 PM (DgGvY)

217 One for Cannibal Bob:

Braising Arizona

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2024 11:30 PM (9/0BK)

218 88 RIP sir

Drunk drivers should lose their lives

Posted by: Gonzotx at August 30, 2024 10:30 PM (YjECI)
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My daughter suggested that driving drunk and killing someone should be treated like premeditated murder. I agree. You know you're drunk, now go out and pick a victim or few.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza era 8Kg #08 at August 30, 2024 11:31 PM (qfLjt)

219 To Krill A Mockingbird.

Posted by: scampydog at August 30, 2024 11:32 PM (Fvln/)

220
The Wild Brunch

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2024 11:32 PM (XeU6L)

221 My Fair Lardy
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2024 11:27 PM (n7rxJ)

Lol!

Posted by: LASue at August 30, 2024 11:33 PM (lCppi)

222 This 'X' ban by the Brazilian communists has me thinking about that Heinlein quote regarding 'Bad Luck'.

The people running Brazil and our own Junta know how this ends.

They'd just rather rule in hell.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2024 11:33 PM (oZhjI)

223 Snakes on a Planer was much shorter than the original; the carpenter just turned off the lights and left the shop.

Posted by: mikeski at August 30, 2024 11:34 PM (DgGvY)

224 The Beerkeeper
Posted by: Gref
---------
Movie of the Horde.

Posted by: scampydog at August 30, 2024 11:34 PM (Fvln/)

225 Galaxy Breasts?

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza era 8Kg #09 at August 30, 2024 11:34 PM (qfLjt)

226 16 Candlers - an illuminating documentary about chandlery throughout history

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 30, 2024 11:35 PM (Ydd86)

227 From here to maternity

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza era 8Kg #10 at August 30, 2024 11:35 PM (qfLjt)

228 From Russia With Lover

Roddjob

Tomorrow Never Dries

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 30, 2024 11:37 PM (VNX3d)

229 My Big Fart Greek Wedding

Posted by: skywch at August 30, 2024 11:38 PM (uqhmb)

230 Tomorrow Never Dries
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 30, 2024 11:37 PM (VNX3d)

That one's funny.

Posted by: RickZ at August 30, 2024 11:38 PM (gKDq2)

231 ___

High church: bells and smells

Low church: Reverend Cleophas
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 10:19 PM

That’s still too fancy. Low Church is Brother Cletus and Sister Maybelle.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2024 11:38 PM (S6gqv)

232
The Beerkeeper
Posted by: Gref

Bob and Doug McKenzie- "The Beerhunter"

https://youtu.be/u21csyUAURE

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2024 11:39 PM (63Dwl)

233 On the breach -- from the book by Neville Shuter

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza era 8Kg #11 at August 30, 2024 11:40 PM (qfLjt)

234 Boyz N The Hoord.

Posted by: scampydog at August 30, 2024 11:41 PM (Fvln/)

235 This thread should be nuked from orbit.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2024 11:41 PM (RIvkX)

236 Roverboard

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 30, 2024 11:41 PM (PiwSw)

237 Eyer of the Needle

Posted by: RickZ at August 30, 2024 11:42 PM (gKDq2)

238 Moronraker - the Horde in space!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 30, 2024 11:42 PM (VNX3d)

239 Sorry, last one: “The Prick Up Artist”, biography of Kamala Harris

Posted by: Rusty at August 30, 2024 11:43 PM (nrIMb)

240 Corne Heads

Posted by: JQ at August 30, 2024 11:43 PM (njWTi)

241 Ohio math vid, heh.

Posted by: scampydog at August 30, 2024 11:43 PM (Fvln/)

242 Ciampino! Buonasera!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 30, 2024 11:44 PM (PiwSw)

243 229 My Big Fart Greek Wedding
Posted by: skywch

In smellovision!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 30, 2024 11:46 PM (Ydd86)

244 Sad.
Baby boy with no family is buried; coffin carried into church by cops

https://mol.im/a/13798427

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza era 8Kg #12 at August 30, 2024 11:46 PM (qfLjt)

245 Looks like a 3" pipe. that pipe can handle a lot more stress than a 2x4.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 30, 2024 11:47 PM (o18eU)

246 Lauren Boebert is a buttahface.

Posted by: Write it off Jerry at August 30, 2024 11:47 PM (aTv2b)

247 Add an R to 12 Years a Slave and it's the same story from the opposite point of view

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 30, 2024 11:47 PM (Ydd86)

248 “The Prick Up Artist”, biography of Kamala Harris
Posted by: Rusty
----------
Botticelli and Degas.

Posted by: scampydog at August 30, 2024 11:47 PM (41CYW)

249 Breast Master

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 30, 2024 11:47 PM (/lPRQ)

250 BORIS JOHNSON: I bet Maggie's portrait is glad it no longer has to share an office with Starmer Chameleon - the only PM in history to look at the world through sleaze-tainted specs

https://mol.im/a/13797169

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza era 8Kg #13 at August 30, 2024 11:48 PM (qfLjt)

251 Looks like a 3" pipe. that pipe can handle a lot more stress than a 2x4.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 30, 2024 11:47 PM (o18eU)

Pipe is probably the vent stack for the downstairs bathroom.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2024 11:48 PM (9/0BK)

252 Romancing the Stoner

Posted by: Write it off Jerry at August 30, 2024 11:48 PM (aTv2b)

253 Is he a democrat though? Aurora mayor slams feds for sending Venezuelan gangs to Colorado

https://mol.im/a/13797735

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza era 8Kg #14 at August 30, 2024 11:49 PM (qfLjt)

254 2001: A Spacer Odyssey isn't very exciting, but it'll teach you everything you ever wanted to know about shims.

Posted by: mikeski at August 30, 2024 11:49 PM (DgGvY)

255 AOP, what are you tinkering with this week?

Posted by: scampydog at August 30, 2024 11:49 PM (41CYW)

256 I thing Ben has the best claim of any of the founders of being the father of the country. Or at least many of its residents.

Posted by: WeirdDave

He preferred post menopausal women too.

"They don't swell, they don't tell, and they're grateful as hell".

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 30, 2024 11:50 PM (MsrgL)

257 Meet the Americans STILL isolating 4 years into Covid pandemic... including NJ woman who's been in lockdown for 1,620 days

https://mol.im/a/13796599

Hopefully they are NOT reproducing - 6 feet you know, so even a Paolo couldn't .......

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza era 8Kg #15 at August 30, 2024 11:51 PM (qfLjt)

258 >>> Lauren Boebert is a buttahface.

Would have gone with Luna in a bikini with an AR.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 30, 2024 11:52 PM (/lPRQ)

259 >>> 257 Meet the Americans STILL isolating 4 years into Covid pandemic... including NJ woman who's been in lockdown for 1,620 days

https://mol.im/a/13796599

Hopefully they are NOT reproducing - 6 feet you know, so even a Paolo couldn't .......
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza era 8Kg #15 at August 30, 2024 11:51 PM (qfLjt)

I thought Howard Stern had finally emerged from his basement???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 30, 2024 11:52 PM (FnneF)

260 https://mol.im/a/13796599

Hopefully they are NOT reproducing - 6 feet you know, so even a Paolo couldn't .......
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza
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Saw this earlier today and thought. "I hope they are not breeders."

Posted by: scampydog at August 30, 2024 11:52 PM (41CYW)

261 'Drunk' driver Sean Higgins, charged with fatally mowing down NHL star Johnny Gaudreau and brother Matthew, is a decorated US Army officer and father-of-two

https://mol.im/a/13797639

Now he's a disgrace.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza era 8Kg #16 at August 30, 2024 11:52 PM (qfLjt)

262 Tim Walz's brother says he is considering joining forces with Trump, says his brother is "not the type of character you want making decisions about your future."

https://tinyurl.com/mssn9vfn

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza era 8Kg #17 at August 30, 2024 11:54 PM (qfLjt)

263 Baby boy with no family is buried; coffin carried into church by cops

"The full-term baby was discovered at Millennium Recycling in Sioux Falls, South Dakota on August 6th. There was no known name or family for the little child.
...
Jessica urged individuals to continue praying for Gabriel's mother, who is undoubtedly experiencing immense grief."

I wouldn't be too sure on the "undoubtedly experiencing immense grief" part, Jessica.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 30, 2024 11:55 PM (yOPBE)

264 The Best Years of Our Livers

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2024 11:56 PM (Aqu9a)

265
Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2024 10:43 PM (W/lyH)

Most important part is Where to Find Them...
Posted by: jim

At lunch today ( catfish, don't judge me ) buddy asked me what I was gonna do for retirement. Told him I had my eye on a 5,000 square foot industrial warehouse I wanted to turn into a a titty bar. Jackass didn't even bat an eye. Asked me for a job.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 30, 2024 11:58 PM (MsrgL)

266 >>> RFK's VP candidate mentions this in passing in the TV ad she came out with. As hard as it it to believe so many just take whatever the FNM tells them at face value even if it claimed the opposite the day before.
Posted by: 18-1
-------------------------

The two that she has exhibited since the 29th are the biggest red pills to the cloistered never-Trumpers in existence. Well made, well executed.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 30, 2024 11:58 PM (o18eU)

267 AOP, what are you tinkering with this week?
Posted by: scampydog at August 30, 2024 11:49 PM (41CYW)

Well...
Lawn mowers, check. Fixed Steering on '99 Suburban, and washed about 200 pounds of mud out of the chassis. Cleaned a bunch of junk off outside tables to free up work space. Washed about 20 pounds of small rusty and oil parts in the cement mixer. Put an Onan "Powerdrawer" genset back into its drawer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2024 11:58 PM (9/0BK)

268 The Deported. Doesn't fit the R rule but is a movie I'd like to see.

Posted by: scampydog at August 30, 2024 11:58 PM (41CYW)

269 Content & Comment overload!
Thanks WeirdDave

The Love Burg

Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at August 30, 2024 11:58 PM (L1omb)

270 But this didn't happen in Shelbyville~!

@LasVegasLocally 6h
The Las Vegas Monorail is on fire. Burning debris is falling onto Paradise Road below.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 30, 2024 11:58 PM (IG4Id)

271 Jack White threatens to sue Trump campaign for using band's song

https://tinyurl.com/3czu5v9v

I confess to never having heard of these losers most of which will probably OD out of boredom.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza era 8Kg #18 at August 30, 2024 11:58 PM (qfLjt)

272 You know we have too much food when popular jerky brand's dried meat is recalled for stupid reason

https://mol.im/a/13798389

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza era 8Kg #19 at August 31, 2024 12:01 AM (qfLjt)

273 washed about 200 pounds out of the chassis
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Oprah lost a leg?

Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 12:01 AM (41CYW)

274 146
Brest in Show
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
------------------------------------

Alex the Chic has forfeited her role as Victory girl. It is time for an ette to take up or off as it were the mantle they we may have a glorious banner.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2024 12:02 AM (o18eU)

275 Interesting, I think it would have made the outdoors more sporty if say, Venus Flytrap was big enough to catch unwary butterfly collectors, things like that.

Can gravity vary for some reason? Millions of years ago, could it have been less, or more? All the astronauts commented how great 1/6th gravity is. Very comfortable. "I recommend it" they says.

Posted by: It Just Makes Sense Now That I Think About It at August 31, 2024 12:03 AM (+KIio)

276 A teacher being arrested for not endorsing trans ideology.
(1) 9mmSMG on X: A teacher being arrested for not endorsing trans ideology.

https://t.co/vI4PsvBl5D

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza e con alici #01 at August 31, 2024 12:04 AM (qfLjt)

277 Charis Hill, a California resident with 'high-level medical needs,' only breaks their quarantine once a month to meet with a masked, socially distanced group of friends.

Hill, who uses they/them pronouns, believes mask bans being proposed in the state 'make it unsafe for us to exist.'

If this person was using "they / them" as a pronoun they had mental health issues before Covid even started since "they/them" sounds like multiple personality disorder.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2024 12:05 AM (kxBlD)

278 Jack White threatens to sue Trump campaign for using band's song

https://tinyurl.com/3czu5v9v

I confess to never having heard of these losers most of which will probably OD out of boredom.
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza era 8Kg #18

I get the impression that most of these people don't - or won't - read contracts. It's either that, or that they refuse to understand the Barbra Streisand effect.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 31, 2024 12:05 AM (VNX3d)

279 271 Jack White threatens to sue Trump campaign for using band's song

https://tinyurl.com/3czu5v9v

I confess to never having heard of these losers most of which will probably OD out of boredom.
Posted by: Ciampino -
------------------------------

I cleared last night. Trump cleared a flat rate with BMI and ASCAP in 2015. Those bitchers are trying for a last 15 minutes and another paycheck.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2024 12:05 AM (o18eU)

280 Does this make it hammer time?

https://tinyurl.com/tj3zpfen

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza e con alici #02 at August 31, 2024 12:07 AM (qfLjt)

281 Pride & Prejudicer

(woke remake)

Posted by: Methos at August 31, 2024 12:09 AM (Dnobf)

282 The "Fife and Drums"

Need to make their way to Aurora Colorado with a local Militia call up.

Lets get it started before they get situated.

Crush them.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 31, 2024 12:09 AM (TDvv2)

283 It's been a nasty day here. Hotter and wetter than a whore's hole on nickel night.

I had to deal with a real bastard of a client in Florida, and my wife had to deal with a clutch of clucking Karens trying to organize a church wedding for her friend.

But, even in the dregs of August, this is still a pretty place, once the sun goes down. I can't ask for much more

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 31, 2024 12:09 AM (0FoWg)

284 (catfish, don't judge me )

I love fried catfish. Haven't had it in a while.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 31, 2024 12:10 AM (FmapG)

285 Well, DS9 certainly didn't get San Fran right. They should have had people crapping in the streets along with no assault weapons being openly carried.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 31, 2024 12:10 AM (84NWI)

286 Babylon Fiver - The Kamala Harris Story

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 31, 2024 12:10 AM (VNX3d)

287 Aurora mayor slams feds for sending Venezuelan gangs to Colorado

https://mol.im/a/13797735
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore,
-------------------------

It's not my fault you lost your home and your possessions. Call the Fed.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2024 12:10 AM (o18eU)

288 Jack White hasn't been relevant in years.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 31, 2024 12:11 AM (elaR+)

289 A teacher being arrested for not endorsing trans ideology.
(1) 9mmSMG on X: A teacher being arrested for not endorsing trans ideology.

https://t.co/vI4PsvBl5D
Posted by: Ciampino
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Not America, but makes me ponder.... when does public ed system collapse. Before the republic or coterminously?

Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 12:12 AM (41CYW)

290 288 Jack White hasn't been relevant in years.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 31, 2024 12:11 AM (elaR+

The only relevance he has now is during kickoffs during college football

Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2024 12:12 AM (aRLgQ)

291 it already has, probably a long time ago

Posted by: It Just Makes Sense Now That I Think About It at August 31, 2024 12:13 AM (+KIio)

292 A love triangle develops among explorers in far eastern Russia..... The Unbearable Lightness of Bering

Posted by: mikeski at August 31, 2024 12:13 AM (DgGvY)

293 271 Jack White threatens to sue Trump campaign for using band's song

https://tinyurl.com/3czu5v9v

I confess to never having heard of these losers most of which will probably OD out of boredom.
Posted by: Ciampino

Oh No!!

(yawn)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 31, 2024 12:14 AM (FmapG)

294 So let me get this straight, Joe Biden was a doddering senile old man who could not be prosecuted by the federal government, for stealing classified documents and storing them all over the United States of America, because of his cognitive decline, but a 76-year-old woman who is sick, can be tried and convicted to two years of prison for praying outside of an abortion clinic?
Imagine voting for that party and thinking you’re on the right side of history.

https://tinyurl.com/33ee767k

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza e con alici #03 at August 31, 2024 12:14 AM (qfLjt)

295 Ok really last one.
269 The Love Burg
“The Lover Bug”

Posted by: Rusty at August 31, 2024 12:15 AM (nrIMb)

296 290 288 Jack White hasn't been relevant in years.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 31, 2024 12:11 AM (elaR+

The "Seven Nation Army" isn't a song, it's a ringtone.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 31, 2024 12:15 AM (PiwSw)

297 275
Can gravity vary for some reason? Millions of years ago, could it have been less, or more? All the astronauts commented how great 1/6th gravity is. Very comfortable. "I recommend it" they says.
Posted by: It Just Makes Sense Now That I Think About It at August 31, 2024 12:03 AM (+KIio)

Wasn't there a Vonnegut novel with that as a subplot?

Posted by: tankdemon at August 31, 2024 12:15 AM (kE/Zd)

298 164 The BoneR Collector

Posted by: 496 at August 30, 2024 11:02 PM (oxbo

**********

Our new series starring Kamala Harris, coming out in February, 2025!

Posted by: Brazzers Research Department at August 31, 2024 12:15 AM (84NWI)

299 Jack White hasn't been relevant in years.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 31, 2024 12:11 AM (elaR+

The only relevance he has now is during kickoffs during college football
Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2024 12:12 AM (aRLgQ)

Look up "tedious" in the dictionary, and find his picture.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2024 12:15 AM (9/0BK)

300 Who?

Posted by: Jack White at August 31, 2024 12:17 AM (mH6SG)

301 Slap Short

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2024 12:17 AM (Aqu9a)

302 A love triangle develops among explorers in far eastern Russia..... The Unbearable Lightness of Bering
Posted by: mikeski at August 31, 2024 12:13 AM (DgGvY)

A simple groundskeeper is mistaken for a famous Russian navigator: "Bering There".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2024 12:18 AM (9/0BK)

303 Illinois to Get 'Largest Solar Project East of the Mississippi'

We don't 'get' as in a gift, I'm sure somehow we are paying some democraps for this, friends of the gov.

https://tinyurl.com/2nzukxnb

Oo, I'm so excited ...... waiting with bated breath for the hailstorms.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza e con alici #04 at August 31, 2024 12:19 AM (qfLjt)

304 All The Right Movers

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2024 12:20 AM (Aqu9a)

305 Swung by to see MIL & FIL earlier this evening. They had a Trump sign in yard. Asked them about it. FIL (in his eighties which means i am 29) said, "Kamala....How can so many be so stupid, that b*tch is a commie." Pretty sure I hit the lottery in the in-law department.

Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 12:20 AM (41CYW)

306 Rice Station Zebra

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2024 12:20 AM (Aqu9a)

307 See it can be done. Panama deports Ecuadorean migrants in second US-backed flight

https://tinyurl.com/yneptk53

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza e con alici #05 at August 31, 2024 12:21 AM (qfLjt)

308 The Grift of Love

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 31, 2024 12:22 AM (PiwSw)

309 Gone with the Rind

About an orange plantation

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at August 31, 2024 12:23 AM (K2d9l)

310 The Bridgers of Madison County

The same people who brought you that Florida pedestrian overpass that went kerplunkt.

Posted by: RickZ at August 31, 2024 12:23 AM (gKDq2)

311 Medical care in the East Bloc:

The Livers of Others

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2024 12:23 AM (9/0BK)

312 Afghan asylum seeker brought his wife and 10 children to France under family reunification law. He doesn't work but now demands a house suitable for his large family, pocket money, medical care and education with taxes of French taxpayers. Does this seem right to you?

https://tinyurl.com/bdes2dds

So how many similar ones do we have here in the USA?

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza e con alici #06 at August 31, 2024 12:23 AM (qfLjt)

313 Bombshell ruling in Serial murder as freed suspect Adnan Syed has conviction reinstated

https://mol.im/a/13797511

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza e con alici #07 at August 31, 2024 12:24 AM (qfLjt)

314 Obviously racist, a black bear attacked my trail cam this week. Still sending pictures. Of the ground.

Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 12:27 AM (41CYW)

315 280 Does this make it hammer time?

https://tinyurl.com/tj3zpfen
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza e con alici #02 at August 31, 2024 12:07 AM (qfLjt)

What if the National Guard also calls in sick?

Posted by: Emmie at August 31, 2024 12:29 AM (Sf2cq)

316 How bad is it?

"BREAKING"

Jack Smith will Subpoena Donald Trump over Accusations that he is stocking "White Supremist Toilet Paper" in the Mar Lago bathrooms.

Film at 11

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 31, 2024 12:30 AM (TDvv2)

317 https://tinyurl.com/2nzukxnb

Oo, I'm so excited ...... waiting with bated breath for the hailstorms.
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza e con alici #04 at August 31, 2024 12:19 AM (qfLjt)

And like 3 months of snow a year... right?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 31, 2024 12:31 AM (xaFKb)

318 What if the National Guard also calls in sick?
Posted by: Emmie at August 31, 2024 12:29 AM (Sf2cq)

What if DJT simply says, "Fuck New York. I am not going there, it is a silly place."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2024 12:31 AM (9/0BK)

319 The Frog

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2024 12:31 AM (Aqu9a)

320 316 How bad is it?

"BREAKING"

Jack Smith will Subpoena Donald Trump over Accusations that he is stocking "White Supremist Toilet Paper" in the Mar Lago bathrooms.

Film at 11
Posted by: Nightwatch

For a second, I misread Jack Smith as Jack Black. Either one is funny....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 31, 2024 12:31 AM (VNX3d)

321 Tennessee town's entire police department QUITS after accusing new female mayor of 'micromanaging' …

https://mol.im/a/13793561

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza e con alici #08 at August 31, 2024 12:32 AM (qfLjt)

322 Ok, JCVD Edition:

Pudsport

Dickboxer

Pooniversal Soldier

Timecock

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 31, 2024 12:32 AM (0FoWg)

323
In a just world, the whole area from Texas up to North Dakota would be colored black.

So boring. And flat. And dull. And empty. And boring. It's called the 'great plain' for two reasons.

Posted by: mikeski at August 30, 2024 10:23 PM (DgGvY)

Not correct, respectfully.

Posted by: GilesOverreach at August 31, 2024 12:33 AM (squvq)

324 Troy Story, with introduction by Homer

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 31, 2024 12:35 AM (+o2mc)

325 Drown Periscope

(hey, it developed a leak)

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza e con alici #09 at August 31, 2024 12:36 AM (qfLjt)

326 Illinois to Get 'Largest Solar Project East of the Mississippi'

We don't 'get' as in a gift, I'm sure somehow we are paying some democraps for this, friends of the gov.
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"The United States Department of Transportation says North Carolina is getting $5 million in grant money to continue the installation of electric vehicle chargers across the state.

The Biden-Harris Administration says $5 million in grants is going to two electric vehicle (EV) charging infrastructure projects. According to a press release, one is installing charging stations at 10 community colleges; the second is installing them in underserved Durham areas."

This is an outright subsidy for the EV makers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2024 12:37 AM (XeU6L)

327 Tritanic. Large ship hits iceberg, splits into 3 pieces, all of which sink dramatically.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2024 12:37 AM (9/0BK)

328 324 Troy Story, with introduction by Homer
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 31, 2024 12:35 AM (+o2mc)

Luv interest... Paris Hilton?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 31, 2024 12:37 AM (xaFKb)

329 Oh,

Thanks for the ONT Dave...

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 31, 2024 12:38 AM (TDvv2)

330 Timecock
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I do have a schedule to keep.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at August 31, 2024 12:38 AM (41CYW)

331 328 324 Troy Story, with introduction by Homer
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 31, 2024 12:35 AM (+o2mc)

Luv interest... Paris Hilton?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 31, 2024 12:37 AM (xaFKb)

------------

Her and Hector. You couldn't Priam apart.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 31, 2024 12:39 AM (+o2mc)

332 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2024 12:37 AM (XeU6L)

Uh, who pays for the electricity from these charging stations?

Are they pay stations? and if so who gets the revenue.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 31, 2024 12:39 AM (xaFKb)

333 What if DJT simply says, "Fuck New York. I am not going there, it is a silly place."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2024 12:31 AM (9/0BK)

Can he do that?

Posted by: Emmie at August 31, 2024 12:39 AM (Sf2cq)

334 Enemy Miner

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2024 12:40 AM (Aqu9a)

335 Can he do that?
Posted by: Emmie at August 31, 2024 12:39 AM (Sf2cq)

I don't see why not. Does Judge Merchan have an army?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2024 12:41 AM (9/0BK)

336 Enemy Miner
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2024 12:40 AM (Aqu9a)

Also known as 'The Battle of the Crater'.

Posted by: RickZ at August 31, 2024 12:42 AM (gKDq2)

337 335 Can he do that?
Posted by: Emmie at August 31, 2024 12:39 AM (Sf2cq)

I don't see why not. Does Judge Merchan have an army?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2024 12:41 AM (9/0BK)

But Fed Law says they have to extradite him... so then Bidens Feds get involved.

Which would be... interesting.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 31, 2024 12:42 AM (xaFKb)

338 303 Illinois to Get 'Largest Solar Project East of the Mississippi'

We don't 'get' as in a gift, I'm sure somehow we are paying some democraps for this, friends of the gov.

https://tinyurl.com/2nzukxnb

Oo, I'm so excited ...... waiting with bated breath for the hailstorms.
Posted by: Ciampino

Located 30 miles west of Springfield, Double Black Diamond Solar is said to be capable of powering about 100,000 homes annually and could reduce regional carbon dioxide emissions by approximately a million tons a year.

Ah. 'Capable' and 'Could' are key words here.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 31, 2024 12:44 AM (FmapG)

339 335

The Fife and Drum are sensing a new direction...

and a new Militia call up...

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 31, 2024 12:44 AM (TDvv2)

340
Uh, who pays for the electricity from these charging stations?

Are they pay stations? and if so who gets the revenue.
Posted by: Romeo13
----

I've often wondered about that, keep meaning to check.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2024 12:45 AM (XeU6L)

341 Illinois to Get 'Largest Solar Project East of the Mississippi'

We don't 'get' as in a gift, I'm sure somehow we are paying some democraps for this, friends of the gov.

https://tinyurl.com/2nzukxnb

Oo, I'm so excited ...... waiting with bated breath for the hailstorms.
Posted by: Ciampino

Not just hailstorms but tornados! Swirling glass shards are so exciting!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 31, 2024 12:45 AM (VNX3d)

342 338: 'is said to be Capable'

Should have added the weasel words before 'Capable'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 31, 2024 12:45 AM (FmapG)

343 A Fish Called Rwanda.

Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 12:46 AM (41CYW)

344 The soviets had some good doctors, some anyway. Or at least hardcore. On one of their polar expeditions, cutoff from any resupply, a doctor came down with appendicitis. There was no one else to operate. So, he had a couple people hold a big mirror in front of his belly so he could see what he was doing better.

He knew he had to do this right, because he's gonna die of a burst appendix soon. No pressure! Sergei Roganov or something like that was his name.

Posted by: It Just Makes Sense Now That I Think About It at August 31, 2024 12:47 AM (+KIio)

345 Wait, I thought Trump's NY convictions were felonies? (Yep, checked. 34 convictions equaling a felony here or there.) So Merchan could issue a bench warrant and have the US Marshalls bring him in. Or kill him. Whichever is easier.

Posted by: RickZ at August 31, 2024 12:48 AM (gKDq2)

346 Let's say Trump says " my election is a foregone conclusion. Harris is a joke. Everyone knows I'm the big, luxurious winner of this election. If I don't win, it's fraud, and it's time for justice. If I do win, it's clean, and it's time for justice."

What could any of these power-crazed career criminals on the other side of Trump say to make their own behavior look any different?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 31, 2024 12:48 AM (0FoWg)

347 Teacher's Pert

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza e con alici #09 at August 31, 2024 12:48 AM (qfLjt)

348 Beverly Hills Crop

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 31, 2024 12:48 AM (elaR+)

349 Located 30 miles west of Springfield, Double Black Diamond Solar is said to be capable of powering about 100,000 homes annually and could reduce regional carbon dioxide emissions by approximately a million tons a year.

Ah. 'Capable' and 'Could' are key words here.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 31, 2024 12:44 AM (FmapG)

Let's try to unpack that. "capable of powering 100,000 homes annually" All at once, or one at a time? On a cloudy day, or at night? Peak output, which is almost never reached, might meet the instantaneous needs of 100,000 homes. I'd be willing to bet that, averaged over a year, it will be doing well to supply ten thousand homes, and much of that power will come from natural gas backup plants.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2024 12:48 AM (9/0BK)

350 Speaking of jerky, I want to try biltong (South African jerky). Viva Frei talks about it on his show, one of his sponsors. King of Biltong.

In Elon's honor. It's supposed to be delicious.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 31, 2024 12:49 AM (w6EFb)

351 And the winner is:

A Fish Called Rwanda.
Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 12:46 AM (41CYW)

Posted by: RickZ at August 31, 2024 12:49 AM (gKDq2)

352 219 To Krill A Mockingbird.

Posted by: scampydog at August 30, 2024 11:32 PM (Fvln/)
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A whale of a movie!

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza e con alici #10 at August 31, 2024 12:50 AM (qfLjt)

353 I've often wondered about that, keep meaning to check.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2024 12:45 AM (XeU6L)

PUt a bunch of welders in a box truck, and open a business offering cut-rate welding using the gummint power.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2024 12:51 AM (9/0BK)

354 25 Clearly I need to become an Eastern Orthodox.

And that chart has the United Methodists pegged, at least.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 30, 2024 10:11 PM (lHPJf)

Just got back home from putting out candidate signs before Labor Day.

Looked at the church grid above. The Presbyterian Church of America (PCA) is not there, though the PC(USA) is. The PCA is fairly far to the right of PCUSA, although not as far as it used to be.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 31, 2024 12:51 AM (mXwSI)

355 A Fish Called Rwanda.
Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 12:46 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: RickZ at August 31, 2024 12:49 AM (gKDq2)

Seconded.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2024 12:52 AM (9/0BK)

356 And the winner is:

A Fish Called Rwanda.
Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 12:46 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: RickZ
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Dang, does that mean I have finally earned my Crepe Paper Membership? *buffs knuckles, straightens up, and stands a bit taller*

Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 12:55 AM (41CYW)

357 Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoner

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 31, 2024 12:56 AM (Vvh2V)

358 PUt a bunch of welders in a box truck, and open a business offering cut-rate welding using the gummint power.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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My thought is to put a faux socket on my truck, and access the privileged parking spots.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2024 12:57 AM (XeU6L)

359 There was a famous hiker who walked the length of California, he pretty much ate the same thing every day revolving round "Wilson's Meat Bar", sort of like dried beef or pemmican. Nobody makes anything like that these days, except some very expensive boutique style grass-fed or buffalo bars and hipster stuff.

I like the jalapeno-cheese beef sticks made locally. A good locker is a many splendored thing. The first-generation MRE had a couple meals with freeze-dried beef and pork patties. These were widely reviled, but they were actually a pretty high tech product. They don't spoil, practically ever. If you found one it would still be edible, at least as edible as it ever was. I've eaten freeze-dried meals put up in the 1960s and they are preserved perfectly. On an internet forum somebody bought a huge cache of them from somewhere, at a really great price and intended on flipping them. I think these were LRRPs from the 70s and similar. There are collectors, you see. I suggested keeping them, but what do I know. The retort stuff is excellent but it won't be edible in 40 or 50 years.

Posted by: It Just Makes Sense Now That I Think About It at August 31, 2024 12:58 AM (+KIio)

360 My thought is to put a faux socket on my truck, and access the privileged parking spots.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2024 12:57 AM (XeU6L)

Fill the truck bed with deep-cycle batteries, and use the free power to run the HVAC in your home.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2024 12:59 AM (9/0BK)

361 350 Speaking of jerky, I want to try biltong (South African jerky). Viva Frei talks about it on his show, one of his sponsors. King of Biltong.

In Elon's honor. It's supposed to be delicious.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 31, 2024 12:49 AM (w6EFb)

Biltong is fantasic. It's an insult to call it 'jerky', even though that's what it is. You can make it with beef, although you can make it with antelope as well.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 31, 2024 12:59 AM (mXwSI)

362 242 Ciampino! Buonasera!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 30, 2024 11:44 PM (PiwSw)
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Non ho visto il vostro saluto prima di adesso. È tardi perciò dico 'Buonanotte'.

Let me know if you need a xlation.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza e con alici #11 at August 31, 2024 01:00 AM (qfLjt)

363 Biltong is fantasic. It's an insult to call it 'jerky', even though that's what it is. You can make it with beef, although you can make it with antelope as well.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 31, 2024 12:59 AM (mXwSI)

I found some packaged biltong at American Discount Foods in Apache Junction. Was quite cheap compared to the popular brands of jerky. And tasty, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2024 01:01 AM (9/0BK)

364 Non ho visto il vostro saluto prima di adesso. È tardi perciò dico 'Buonanotte'.

Let me know if you need a xlation.
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore
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Where is Miklos?

Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 01:02 AM (41CYW)

365 351 And the winner is:

A Fish Called Rwanda.
Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 12:46 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: RickZ at August 31, 2024 12:49 AM (gKDq2)

Agreed. Hilarious!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 31, 2024 01:02 AM (mXwSI)

366 Jerky is easy to make, reminds me to buy a bunch of flank steak. Way better than the store bought stuff. It's downright addictive, it is, because you can tailor the flavor profile just as you like.

Teriyaki flavors were big for a while in the 70s, that's nice sometimes. Just a little garlic, ground fresh black pepper and salt is good too, red pepper.

Posted by: It Just Makes Sense Now That I Think About It at August 31, 2024 01:02 AM (+KIio)

367 Old Ben did not suffer the throat problems of a certain actor?

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza e con alici #12 at August 31, 2024 01:03 AM (qfLjt)

368 Dang, does that mean I have finally earned my Crepe Paper Membership? *buffs knuckles, straightens up, and stands a bit taller*
Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 12:55 AM (41CYW)

Credit where credit's due. Just don't get cocky, Kid.

Posted by: RickZ at August 31, 2024 01:08 AM (gKDq2)

369 Jerky.. I am lucky to live in an epicenter that has several close by meat/possessing markets, home jerky processors, and various protien/venison culinary smarties. It is a food heaven 'round these parts. A pork chop feed and burger fundraiser 'bout every week. Food Valhalla.

Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 01:08 AM (41CYW)

370 I have a dream.

I have a dream where the state governors all take custody of any J6 prisoners who are residents of their states, as well as anyone else being held for political reasons. The prisoners can live in their own homes in their own states until trial. And the states will not allow false or stupid charges against these people.

Also, I dream of state governors enforcing a weapons ban against any federal agents within their borders. "Sure, ATF, you can come ask questions of our airport CEO. But you can't shoot him. And you are required to be fair and decent." "FBI, you want to search someone's home? Okay, but you will have chaperones and you will bring no guns."

If you are from the federal government, you are not allowed to carry weapons within our borders. If you are dealing with a truly dangerous person, our own people will accompany you.

Posted by: Emmie at August 31, 2024 01:09 AM (Sf2cq)

371 343 A Fish Called Rwanda.

Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 12:46 AM (41CYW)
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Knowing the region it's a tilapia, .... wait, a trilapia?

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza e con alici #13 at August 31, 2024 01:10 AM (qfLjt)

372 You can make it with beef, although you can make it with antelope as well.
Posted by: Darrell Harri
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20 year or so flashback. Been a spell since I've had antelope. Very lean and very yummy.

Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 01:12 AM (41CYW)

373 Knowing the region it's a tilapia, .... wait, a trilapia?
Posted by: Ciampino
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*tilts head* You, sir are correct. Damned AoS Smarties.

Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 01:14 AM (41CYW)

374 I first had biltong in Kenya in the 50s, the Afrikaans kids would bring some from the farm to school and share sometimes. We love the stuff. I am fond of the simple one, just salted and peppered meat. Kudu is particularly good.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza e con alici #14 at August 31, 2024 01:15 AM (qfLjt)

375 Jerky.. I am lucky to live in an epicenter that has several close by meat/possessing markets, home jerky processors, and various protien/venison culinary smarties. It is a food heaven 'round these parts. A pork chop feed and burger fundraiser 'bout every week. Food Valhalla.
Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 01:08 AM (41CYW)

Tomorrow is the last Saturday of the month, so it is Pizza Night in Rowley! It is a thing. The little almost-ghost town of Rowley, Alberta fills up with folks from here, there, and everywhere. They order pizza, made in the community hall by volunteers, get beer and highballs for Sam's Saloon, which has sawdust on the (uneven) floor, and listen to a live band. They even have a Beer Santa, who comes around to people lined up for pizza, and fills their glass from a pitcher. It is a fun evening.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2024 01:19 AM (9/0BK)

376 372 You can make it with beef, although you can make it with antelope as well.
Posted by: Darrell Harri
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20 year or so flashback. Been a spell since I've had antelope. Very lean and very yummy.

Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 01:12 AM (41CYW)
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Impala or Thompson's gazelle is the common antelope. Lot's of those. Size of a large dog. Staple big cat dinner, one serving. A leopard will pick one up in its mouth and climb a tree - unbelievable neck and jaw muscles.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza e con alici #15 at August 31, 2024 01:20 AM (qfLjt)

377 first had biltong in Kenya in the 50s,
Posted by: Ciampino
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So many posts where that AoS time machine would be cool to have. Before my time.

Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 01:21 AM (41CYW)

378 And the winner is:

A Fish Called Rwanda.
Posted by: scampydog

Posted by: RickZ

Agreed!

So, what's it about? It's a Moron idea, so it's obviously not just a blackwashed version of the original. I'm thinking the whole nation is a giant Miyazakian skywhale critter that has to fight off an alien invasion.

Posted by: yeah, they're mammals. forget it, mikeski's rollin' at August 31, 2024 01:22 AM (DgGvY)

379 Tomorrow is the last Saturday of the month, so it is Pizza Night in Rowley! It is a thing. The little almost-ghost town of Rowley, Alberta fills up with folks from here, there, and everywhere. They order pizza, made in the community hall by volunteers, get beer and highballs for Sam's Saloon, which has sawdust on the (uneven) floor, and listen to a live band. They even have a Beer Santa, who comes around to people lined up for pizza, and fills their glass from a pitcher. It is a fun evening.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Americana. In Canadia. Nothing like small town corn boils and concerts. All the locals outdummying, eating, laughing and drinking like prohibition starts at midnight.

Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 01:27 AM (41CYW)

380 235 This thread should be nuked from orbit.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2024 11:41 PM (RIvkX)
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Now if you REMOVE the R
This thread should be nuked from obit.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza e con alici #16 at August 31, 2024 01:28 AM (qfLjt)

381 264 The Best Years of Our Livers

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2024 11:56 PM (Aqu9a)
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Very good. Obviously the drinking years, before cirrhosis set in.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza e con alici #17 at August 31, 2024 01:33 AM (qfLjt)

382 Speaking words of ONT,
Let it beer!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 31, 2024 01:33 AM (VNX3d)

383 Good night, Horde, I have been lurking about, but my eyelids are beginning to droop. Peace to all.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 31, 2024 01:34 AM (Sgq8y)

384 Well...
Lawn mowers, check. Fixed Steering on '99 Suburban, and washed about 200 pounds of mud out of the chassis. Cleaned a bunch of junk off outside tables to free up work space. Washed about 20 pounds of small rusty and oil parts in the cement mixer. Put an Onan "Powerdrawer" genset back into its drawer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Looked up on internet machine Onan powder drawer. Still don't know what the heck that is. Incidental Learning Session requested if you're still around, AOP.

Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 01:34 AM (41CYW)

385 Americana. In Canadia. Nothing like small town corn boils and concerts. All the locals outdummying, eating, laughing and drinking like prohibition starts at midnight.
Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 01:27 AM (41CYW)

Rowley has a permanent population of eight people. It has been used as a movie set at least once. Rowleywood, LOL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2024 01:35 AM (9/0BK)

386 G'Night, DDS

Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 01:35 AM (41CYW)

387 306 Rice Station Zebra

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2024 12:20 AM (Aqu9a)
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Set in China?

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza e con alici #18 at August 31, 2024 01:40 AM (qfLjt)

388 Looked up on internet machine Onan powder drawer. Still don't know what the heck that is. Incidental Learning Session requested if you're still around, AOP.
Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 01:34 AM (41CYW)

Short and sweet: "Powerdrawer" was a custom-made Onan genset for those nifty GMC front-drive motorhomes. Genset was mounted on drawer slides within a frame that fit under the body of the coach. Here is a picture:

https://tinyurl.com/34jwwa6d

The one I am working on looks exactly like that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2024 01:41 AM (9/0BK)

389 Good night Debby. Be safe and sleep well.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 31, 2024 01:43 AM (hKoQL)

390 The one I am working on looks exactly like that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Thanks, AOP.

Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 01:45 AM (41CYW)

391 Good night, Horde, I have been lurking about, but my eyelids are beginning to droop. Peace to all.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 31, 2024 01:34 AM (Sgq8y)

Night, Debby! Sleep tight.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2024 01:46 AM (9/0BK)

392 328 324 Troy Story, with introduction by Homer
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 31, 2024 12:35 AM (+o2mc)

Luv interest... Paris Hilton?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 31, 2024 12:37 AM (xaFKb)
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I like that Paris ...
and Homer is Simpson right?

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza e con alici #19 at August 31, 2024 01:48 AM (qfLjt)

393 Lewis and Clark wrote in their journals that deer, elk, antelope were in general too lean to keep the men powered. They rendered lots of bear lard and used it to supplement and make savory their diet.

Beaver tail was a favorite among all. On the Columbia side they bought and ate dog and traded for lots of Indian dried powdered Salmon. I think the Indian dog were well fed and fat from all the salmon discards because all the men thought it quite tasty.

Lewis refused the dog meat.

Posted by: Not me at August 31, 2024 01:49 AM (jMf8X)

394 Daughter in town for a month. Nice to have her home. Watching kids adult is a fun thing. She is a big brain which is cool and humbling.

Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 01:51 AM (41CYW)

395 Beaver tail was a favorite among all.
Posted by: Not me at August
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Read about beaver tail but not yet tried it. Local sheriff calls every year to trap beaver on my property. Yessir is the auto answer to his request.

Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 01:56 AM (41CYW)

396 Read about beaver tail but not yet tried it. Local sheriff calls every year to trap beaver on my property. Yessir is the auto answer to his request.
Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 01:56 AM (41CYW)

Beaver tail sounds better than a codpiece. Warm-blooded, at least.

Posted by: The Rapey Dolphin at August 31, 2024 01:59 AM (9/0BK)

397 Beaver tail sounds better than a codpiece. Warm-blooded, at least.
Posted by: The Rapey Dolphin
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And Vegemite.

Posted by: Aussie Land food was not great at August 31, 2024 02:01 AM (41CYW)

398 Yikes! Midnight already. And a busy day tomorrow. I had better head off to the rack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2024 02:02 AM (9/0BK)

399 393
Posted by: Not me at August 31, 2024 01:49 AM (jMf8X)
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So are birds fat enough to keep one going? I know chicken skin is supposed to be fat and usually a no-no for supposedly low fat, low cholesterol diets.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza e con alici #20 at August 31, 2024 02:02 AM (qfLjt)

400 G'Night AOP.

Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 02:02 AM (41CYW)

401 Ti's time. As always, thanks for smartening and laughs. G'night, Horde. Best place and people on the net and planet.

Posted by: scampydog at August 31, 2024 02:06 AM (41CYW)

402 Fat and salt were a primary concern - berries, grapes were plentiful. L&C also dragged kegged “portable soup” across the plains and finished it off before crossing the Rockies.

Posted by: 13times at August 31, 2024 02:11 AM (aGIYg)

403 you gotta love Sen John Kennedy

him speaking of Kamala...
her plan to lower prices seems to be put together by vodka and darts

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 31, 2024 02:16 AM (55Qr6)

404 Bit more detail on the LV monorail fire:

https://tinyurl.com/4crz74bw

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza e con alici #21 at August 31, 2024 02:25 AM (qfLjt)

405 Pedophile dies in crash after abducting and molesting girl,

https://mol.im/a/13798135

Good ending.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza e con alici #22 at August 31, 2024 02:34 AM (qfLjt)

406 Jerky is easy to make, reminds me to buy a bunch of flank steak. Way better than the store bought stuff. It's downright addictive, it is, because you can tailor the flavor profile just as you like.
Teriyaki flavors were big for a while in the 70s, that's nice sometimes. Just a little garlic, ground fresh black pepper and salt is good too, red pepper.
Posted by: It Just Makes Sense Now That I Think About It at August 31, 2024 01:02

Agree, been making my own jerky for yrs, much cheaper and much better. I've tried many marinades, but my go to is simple, 1/2 worchestershire, 1/2 soy sauce and a bit of garlic powder or minced garlic.

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 31, 2024 02:38 AM (55Qr6)

407 23 Well of course I am talking to myself in the old thread. I didn't even look at the clock.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2024 10:11 PM (5p7BC)
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Hey I was still around. I get left behind, still reading comments and trying to come up with puns, constantly. To vie for first I need to bail out early.
I confess to sleeping at odd times sometimes, the benefit of retired and 29.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, un pezzo di pizza sarebbe prprio buono adesso #01 at August 31, 2024 02:41 AM (qfLjt)

408 Pizza would be good just now.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, un pezzo di pizza sarebbe proprio buono adesso #01 at August 31, 2024 02:44 AM (qfLjt)

409 Earlier tonight wife and I slid over to Golden Corral--I like sometimes to do a buffet and graze rather than a sit down, our GC has proven a winner thus far, a genuinely good place to eat. While we were in line to pay, I noticed a young family (2 kids) the father was wearing fatigues he was from our local Engineer Company. So I stepped up and paid his tab. We wound up sitting with them and had one of the better dinners I've ever enjoyed. I do this now and then because these people are there for us 24/7 period. It is a tangible way to say "thank you". We keep in touch with our people and have managed to assist in different ways anonymously. We OWE them .

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 31, 2024 02:49 AM (hKoQL)

410 409
Good of you.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, un pezzo di pizza sarebbe proprio buono adesso #02 at August 31, 2024 02:56 AM (qfLjt)

411 IRONGRAMPA,

While the rest of the world has (good) reasons to think Americans are loud, brash and rude it is also true, however, that our charity is individual and quiet, not for glory. It's done for the joy of giving. That's the America most don't see, our deeply-felt charitable side. I think it was a part of our DNA at one point but now not so much.

Posted by: RickZ at August 31, 2024 03:08 AM (gKDq2)

412 125 "Sing, O goddess, the snitfit of Achilles son of Peleus"
No, that's not right... the "annoyance"? "petulance"?
Fuck, and I got 500 lines to write of this shit and that's just the first book
Posted by: Homer Alone at August 30, 2024 10:44 PM (gKWVE)

; )

Posted by: m at August 31, 2024 03:15 AM (64Zez)

413 Hellо, after reading this awesߋme paｒagraph i am also
happy to share my fаmiliarity herе with mates.

Posted by: neither at August 31, 2024 03:29 AM (Tp6gW)

414
409
Good of you.
Posted by: Ciampino

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Very good and very American of you. I've been on both sides of that; the giving and the receiving. I don't think it's something you regularly see in other societies.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 31, 2024 03:40 AM (n7rxJ)

415 G'morning Horde. Making coffee...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 31, 2024 03:56 AM (O7YUW)

416 I thought "Speaking Words of Wisdom, ONT" was pretty great, WeirdDave!

Posted by: m at August 31, 2024 04:00 AM (64Zez)

417 .

NOOD

Pixy's up with the Tech Thread

NOOD

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 31, 2024 04:02 AM (O7YUW)

418 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at August 31, 2024 04:02 AM (64Zez)

419 I live in the UAE and almost all of my driving is at 160 kmph.

Nothing to see but sand or salt flats. I wish it were 200!

However, I've been in one fatal crash (I was in a bus) and saw another one happen in front of me. I pass a burnt spot in the pavement every work day where a colleague burnt to death in a crash.

Still, looking at sand and salt for hours out of your life is not living either.

Posted by: Whitehall at August 31, 2024 08:47 AM (HJ/lN)

420 ...Still, looking at sand and salt for hours out of your life is not living either. Posted by: Whitehall at August 31, 2024 08:47 AM (HJ/lN)

Be grateful, that looking upon a Pillar of Salt in the desert is not your Lot in Wife.

That's a Job of which I would not wish on anyone.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 31, 2024 08:53 AM (kQgoX)

421 WeirdDave!

(sorry been away, family medical issues)

Posted by: Candidus at August 31, 2024 09:33 AM (b/t0r)

422 Re: Daddy's little psychopath

What would I do?

Make sure I never, ever or let my daughter down or p*** her off.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at August 31, 2024 03:03 PM (x0g7S)

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