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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (8/31/24)

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The Saturday Night Joke


Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death.

One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician; the King's chief doctor.

Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.

Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and was touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, shooed him away with no payment made.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's shorts.

The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...(H/T AZ deplorable moron)

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Consumption of convenience store sushi or steak tartare before oral sex is probably not a good idea. MAN DOWN Man, 38, gets food poisoning in his penis… in bizarre case after ‘vigorous romp’ with his wife

The man said he'd been struck by a bout of vomiting after sex, offering clues for his diagnosis

IN a bizarre, never-before-seen case, a man was treated for food poisoning affecting his genital region.

The 38-year-old sought help after suffering redness and swelling to his penis for about a week.


And if you didn't think gas station food was bad. How about a scorpion in your bed biting your..........

A wealthy California man claims his sex life has been ruined following a painful encounter at the luxury Venetian Resort in Las Vegas.

Michael Farchi, 62, says he was sleeping in the Palazzo Tower during the 2023 Christmas holiday when he woke up with a searing pain and realized a scorpion had bitten his testicles.

'He felt multiple additional stinging sensations on his hand and groin area,' according to a lawsuit filed on behalf of Michael Farchi and his wife, Batia.


I think if he was so wealthy he would be hiring Dewey, Cheatem & Howe, S.C rather than My Bed Bug Lawyer.


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You. Get off my lawn.

Millennials are an interesting generation in that they spent a significant portion of their childhood without cell phones and the internet. And as they grew up through adolescence and young adulthood, consumer technology made massive leaps and bounds giving them an appreciation for the fact that they can have high speed mobile internet access from pretty much anywhere in the world.

However, old habits die hard.

Like reserving "serious business" for laptop and desktop computers.


I would like to see some enterprising wet behind the ears dork write an ONT on a "smart phone".


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"Oh piss on it" takes on a whole new meaning. Genius Award Winner.

The 59-year-old internist sold his Florida medical practice in 2022 to a fellow doctor. In recent months, Baula reportedly “became upset...over the business” with the purchaser, Dr. Dylan Dinesh, 32, who runs Affiliated Health Clinics out of Baula’s former office in St. Petersburg.

Court records do not reveal the nature of the business dispute.

Investigators allege that Baula went to Dinesh’s office on July 30 and soaked the front doors “in gallons of fluid, which had the odor of urine.” On August 17, Baula allegedly returned to the property and again unleashed a cascade of the rank-smelling liquid.

On both occasions, cops say, Baula and his vehicle were recorded by surveillance cameras.

The urine-smelling liquid “soaked into the front wooden doors, causing irreparable damage.” Replacing the door will cost $1500, according to an arrest affidavit, which reports that the medical practice suffered $6000 in other losses related to the urine attacks.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by K9 Confusion.

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Notice: Posted with permission by someone. Who? I'm really not sure.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:49 PM




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Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2024 09:50 PM (xJEPL)

2 Happy Wealth Creators Day weekend!

Posted by: Rex B at August 31, 2024 09:50 PM (592Pr)

3 Fook "Labour Day."

Posted by: Rex B at August 31, 2024 09:51 PM (592Pr)

4 Hmmm, bit early...

Posted by: lin-duh at August 31, 2024 09:51 PM (VCgbV)

5 Color me happy, finally some ABBA!

Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2024 09:51 PM (xJEPL)

6 Well well well!
SAMHONT time!
Woot

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 31, 2024 09:52 PM (hOUT3)

7
*trumpet fanfares*

Good evening, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 31, 2024 09:53 PM (1Nxff)

8 1 st
Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2024 09:50 PM (xJEPL)

That's all I get?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 31, 2024 09:54 PM (QXQ4l)

9 Thanks for the girthy ONT, Mis Hum!

That drink up top looks interesting...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 31, 2024 09:55 PM (CiNoz)

10 Ahoy, morons.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 31, 2024 09:55 PM (qFZnV)

11 From the movie thread which I thought was the ONT because my time zones are mixed up now that I'm in Central Time...

22 Greetings from Onawa, Iowa this evening. Heading down to I-80 tomorrow to begin our return journey west to our home port of Huntington Beach.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at August 31, 2024 08:47 PM (I2t54)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at August 31, 2024 09:55 PM (IySgf)

12 Way to go on the ABBA!

How to make an appearance very quietly.

Well done, Mis Hum!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 31, 2024 09:56 PM (CiNoz)

13 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at August 31, 2024 09:56 PM (+nRM3)

14 Good Evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2024 09:56 PM (fwDg9)

15 Not sure about a drink with star anise in it...

Posted by: lin-duh at August 31, 2024 09:56 PM (VCgbV)

16
Saw some graphic suggesting that about 45 of the 50 drunkest counties in the US are in Wisconsin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 31, 2024 09:56 PM (1Nxff)

17 Hello, Horde! 😊❤

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at August 31, 2024 09:57 PM (SRRAx)

18 I feel like that drink up top has been used before.

It seems memorably delicious and deliciously memorable.

Posted by: Robert at August 31, 2024 09:57 PM (+nRM3)

19 The hidden link is a photo of ABBA? What a ripoff!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 31, 2024 09:57 PM (klJTj)

20 Back on evening shift at least Tuesday and Wednesday so trying to stay up past midnight and sleep in

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2024 09:58 PM (fwDg9)

21 So the New York Times today ran a piece denouncing the Constitution.

The Constitution Is Sacred. Is It Also Dangerous?

One of the biggest threats to America’s politics might be the country’s founding document.

Battlefield preparation.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 31, 2024 09:59 PM (uxCna)

22 >>>The urine-smelling liquid “soaked into the front wooden doors, causing irreparable damage.” Replacing the door will cost $1500, according to an arrest affidavit, which reports that the medical practice suffered $6000 in other losses related to the urine attacks.

"irreparable"... I don't think that word means what they think it does.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 31, 2024 10:00 PM (klJTj)

23 Ha! We early millennials are the last folk to have thought "What was the name of that damn song" when we could only remember a few lyrics. By the time we were fully adults, the intertoobs offered quick answers to those critical problems.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 31, 2024 10:00 PM (ftFVW)

24 Saw some graphic suggesting that about 45 of the 50 drunkest counties in the US are in Wisconsin.

Wisconsin also has very low rates of mental illness.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 31, 2024 10:00 PM (uxCna)

25 Nice quick nap of 90 mins.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, l'animali sono piu buoni delle persone #02 at August 31, 2024 10:00 PM (qfLjt)

26 That's all I get?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 31, 2024 09:54 PM (QXQ4l)

You're the bestest COB ever! a GIANT among COBS, everyone says so!!

Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2024 10:00 PM (xJEPL)

27 Life is a fantasy...

Dan Barkhuff
@DBarkhuff
Trump is going to have the lowest support of military, veteran, and mil family members of any Republican POTUS candidate ever.

New poll came in. Stay tuned. It’s bad for Trump.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 31, 2024 10:00 PM (TGPs7)

28 The ARC of History!

NYT seized by government, force to tell even more lies.

Salaries cut by 50%

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 31, 2024 10:00 PM (u82oZ)

29 I would like to see some enterprising wet behind the ears dork write an ONT on a "smart phone".

I'm up for the challenge.

Posted by: Robert at August 31, 2024 10:01 PM (+nRM3)

30 Dan Barkhuff

Put him on the list.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 31, 2024 10:01 PM (u82oZ)

31 21. Doesn't the NTYs know that the military swear to defend the constitution? Are they trying to start a civil war?

Posted by: PaleRider at August 31, 2024 10:01 PM (83y/e)

32 Trafalgar poll: Trump leading PA and WI, tied in MI.

Kamala now threatening to pull out of ABC debate (again) if network doesn't cave on their demand not to mute mics.


But yeah, sure, I believe that "no new wars" Trump is losing military support. Walls are closing in. Sure Jan.

Posted by: Shenanigans at August 31, 2024 10:02 PM (wGun1)

33
The mower drive belt on my ZTR broke. I went to a John Deere dealer to get a belt for a Z355e with a 48 inch deck.

Got home, went through the agony of pulling the deck and stringing the belt through all the pulleys. Found out they had given me one for a 42 inch deck. Not happy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 31, 2024 10:02 PM (1Nxff)

34 What is that star shaped flavor plant part in the top photo?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 31, 2024 10:03 PM (u82oZ)

35 Not sure about a drink with star anise in it...
Posted by: lin-duh


Better than the anise in the Saturday night joke!

Posted by: mikeski at August 31, 2024 10:03 PM (DgGvY)

36 Food poisoning . . . that's what they call it now?

Nice ONT, Mis Hum!

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 31, 2024 10:04 PM (TSQkU)

37 Doesn't the NTYs know that the military swear to defend the constitution? Are they trying to start a civil war?

I'm a (very minor) office holder, and even I have sworn an oath to uphold the Constitution.

The civil war isn't going to be nearly as fun as they think it is going to be.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 31, 2024 10:04 PM (uxCna)

38 Good joke there, MisHum. I laughed and disturbed cat.

Posted by: Eromero at August 31, 2024 10:04 PM (LHPAg)

39 That Gen-Z vs. Millennials article may be one of the stupidest things I've read...in at least in a week. There's a lot of stupid shit out there. Why, exactly, would millennials, or anyone else, give a fuck what Gen-Z'ers think about anything?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 31, 2024 10:04 PM (XMwZJ)

40 lin-duh

Thank you.

Asked and answered.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 31, 2024 10:04 PM (u82oZ)

41 The Rolling Stones are on the way too...

TaraBull

@TaraBull808
BREAKING: Multiple reports and videos on social media suggest the Hells Angels are heading to Aurora Colorado.

Failed leadership has consequences

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 31, 2024 10:05 PM (TGPs7)

42 Star anise?

That's ANISE.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 31, 2024 10:05 PM (kpS4V)

43 Kamala now threatening to pull out of ABC debate (again) if network doesn't cave on their demand not to mute mics.

I AM SPEAKING, PEASANTS!

Posted by: Drunken Kamala! at August 31, 2024 10:05 PM (uxCna)

44 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 31, 2024 10:05 PM (y31cs)

45 I've still got lotsa links into the active duty folks. They have been genuinely unhappy with the past few years. I doubt Trump will have many difficulties.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 31, 2024 10:06 PM (TSQkU)

46 What is that star shaped flavor plant part in the top photo?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 31, 2024 10:03 PM (u82oZ)

Star anus.

Posted by: Robert at August 31, 2024 10:06 PM (+nRM3)

47 and the hidden message is … ABBA !

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2024 10:06 PM (V13WU)

48 That Dan Barkhuff guy, whoever he is, is very much a dumbass.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 31, 2024 10:06 PM (XMwZJ)

49 Wait, mute the mics when they reach their time limit?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 31, 2024 10:06 PM (y31cs)

50 43 Kamala now threatening to pull out of ABC debate (again) if network doesn't cave on their demand not to mute mics.

I AM SPEAKING, PEASANTS!
Posted by: Drunken Kamala!


I am confused, is there a Sober Kamala?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 31, 2024 10:06 PM (hOUT3)

51 37 Doesn't the NTYs know that the military swear to defend the constitution? Are they trying to start a civil war?

I'm a (very minor) office holder, and even I have sworn an oath to uphold the Constitution.

The civil war isn't going to be nearly as fun as they think it is going to be.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 31, 2024 10:04 PM (uxCna
The obligation is still in force.

Posted by: Eromero at August 31, 2024 10:06 PM (LHPAg)

52 New poll. Male voters prefer Kamala.

Actual question: who would you prefer to have sex with, Trump or Harris?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 31, 2024 10:07 PM (VNX3d)

53 Anise is fruit of the devil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 31, 2024 10:07 PM (y31cs)

54 What is that star shaped flavor plant part in the top photo?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 31, 2024 10:03 PM (u82oZ)

Star anus.
Posted by: Robert

Do not try the chocolate starfish.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 31, 2024 10:07 PM (ftFVW)

55 Actual question: who would you prefer to have sex with, Trump or Harris?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 31, 2024 10:07 PM (VNX3d)

1911.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 31, 2024 10:07 PM (y31cs)

56 Obviously the Constitution wasn't designed to address exenstial political threats, like Trump being reelected.

Posted by: The New York Times! at August 31, 2024 10:07 PM (uxCna)

57
Investigators allege that Baula went to Dinesh’s office on July 30 and soaked the front doors “in gallons of fluid, which had the odor of urine.”

-----------

The New Americans.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 31, 2024 10:07 PM (kf4RM)

58 IN a bizarre, never-before-seen case, a man was treated for food poisoning affecting his genital region.

"Sorry, can't do that. I might get food poisoning."

Posted by: that man's wife, forever at August 31, 2024 10:08 PM (DgGvY)

59 The obligation is still in force.
Posted by: Eromero


Forever and a day obligation!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 31, 2024 10:08 PM (hOUT3)

60 Star anise?

That's ANISE.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 31, 2024 10:05 PM (kpS4V)

LMAO! Smart move AHE!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 31, 2024 10:08 PM (SpgZO)

61 Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
49ers first-round pick Ricky Pearsall was shot today in San Francisco, as
@DionLimTV
reported.


Anthony Mayhem
@anthony09087
Pearsall was shot in an attempted robbery in San Francisco's Union Square, according to NBC Bay Area's Gia Vang, who adds that a suspect is in custody. Pearsall is listed in stable condition.

San Francisco police later confirmed Pearsall and the suspect were shot during a struggle for the gun. Pearsall was shot "through the chest" and taken to San Francisco General Hospital, where both he and the suspect are stable.

Pearsall was going to an autograph signing at the time, police said.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 31, 2024 10:08 PM (TGPs7)

62 Thank you, Misanthropic Humanitarian. May your knees be untroubled.

A smooth ONT, with great promise.

Hoverer, time to go.

May everyone have a great night. Life is still sweet, and we are blessed to not be in really bad places like the Congo, Somalia, or ChicagoAurora, CO.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 31, 2024 10:08 PM (u82oZ)

63 Night NaCLy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 31, 2024 10:08 PM (y31cs)

64 The obligation is still in force.

When I took the oath, they didn't say that it lapsed when I left my elected office.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 31, 2024 10:08 PM (uxCna)

65 People who EG make fun of pronouns have not escaped the liberal frame. It means going many days without mentioning it.

It will be like the top in Inception. The ability to go without checking is better than the literal escape.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 31, 2024 10:09 PM (lhenN)

66 Well, I'm here. Box checked. Nothing to say. Sorry.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 31, 2024 10:09 PM (0eaVi)

67 May everyone have a great night. Life is still sweet, and we are blessed to not be in really bad places like the Congo, Somalia, or Chicago Aurora, CO.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Sleep well NaCly!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 31, 2024 10:10 PM (hOUT3)

68 Good evening horde. Thanks MisHum.

Posted by: TRex at August 31, 2024 10:10 PM (IQ6Gq)

69
Nothing to say. Sorry.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 31, 2024 10:09 PM (0eaVi)

_________

Never stopped me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 31, 2024 10:10 PM (1Nxff)

70 Anise = ouzo. Not happy with that particular likker.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 31, 2024 10:10 PM (TSQkU)

71 They need to build a wall around San Francisco, to keep it from spreading...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 31, 2024 10:10 PM (TGPs7)

72 >Kamala now threatening to pull out of ABC debate (again) if network doesn't cave on their demand not to mute mics.

She doesn't want to debate.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 31, 2024 10:11 PM (lhenN)

73 They need to build a wall around San Francisco, to keep it from spreading...
Posted by: Mister Ghost

Seek immediate medical attention if you think you may have San Francisco.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 31, 2024 10:12 PM (ftFVW)

74 Tomorrow is the first of September, which means it's almost officially Pumpkin Spice Season!

Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2024 10:12 PM (xJEPL)

75 Earlier today I said I would if could bet the debate won't happen as she is too afraid of it.

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2024 10:12 PM (fwDg9)

76 Scorpions sting.
They do not bite with their tails.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 31, 2024 10:12 PM (elaR+)

77 Sorry I'm late, my flight was delayed by a mongoose/cobra rumble on the runway.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 31, 2024 10:12 PM (kE/Zd)

78 She doesn't want to debate.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 31, 2024 10:11 PM (lhenN)

I think she's a scaredy cat.

Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2024 10:13 PM (xJEPL)

79 There's a valuable lesson to that story where that guy got his ball bit by a scorpion. Places with nice weather have gigantic bugs. Better to live in th north where the bitter cold winters control the bug population. Shoveling snow may be a pain in the ass, but we don't have scorpions.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 31, 2024 10:13 PM (0Htd1)

80 70 Anise = ouzo. Not happy with that particular likker.
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 31, 2024 10:10 PM (TSQkU)
One ouzo experience makes one appreciate hell.

Posted by: Eromero at August 31, 2024 10:13 PM (LHPAg)

81 Kamala now threatening to pull out of ABC debate (again) if network doesn't cave on their demand not to mute mics.

She doesn't want to debate.
Posted by: BourbonChicken


I don't think Trump can make enough concessions to get her to participate in even a pseudo-debate.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 31, 2024 10:13 PM (hOUT3)

82 Anise = ouzo. Not happy with that particular likker.

I made some aniseed liqueur using a recipe from an old Italian cookbook. Lots of vodka to steep the aniseed in, and simple syrup. I liked it a lot, on its own and mixed with sparkling water.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 31, 2024 10:13 PM (olroh)

83 Hadrian. There's a commercial belt place, along the Hardy Toll Rd. on the North side.

Last time I bought a 58" belt there, it cost under $8, out the door.

Send me all the specs for the Deere's belt, and I'll swing by there and snag you the right one for your mower's deck.


*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 31, 2024 10:14 PM (kQgoX)

84 Evenin’, All.

Scorpions don’t bite, dammit. They sting.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 31, 2024 10:15 PM (v6JzV)

85 Kamala now threatening to pull out of ABC debate (again) if network doesn't cave on their demand not to mute mics.


-

It's as much to protect her from speaking as it is to prevent Trump from speaking.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie at August 31, 2024 10:15 PM (Yh0oe)

86 The hidden link is a photo of ABBA? What a ripoff!
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

Just plain cruel I tells ya.

Posted by: Tuna at August 31, 2024 10:15 PM (oaGWv)

87 Kamala now threatening to pull out of ABC debate (again) if network doesn't cave on their demand not to mute mics.
Posted by: Shenanigans


"Give me everything I want."

"OK, here's everything you want."

"No! Now I want something else!"

I've seen better-behaved toddlers.

Posted by: mikeski at August 31, 2024 10:15 PM (DgGvY)

88 Tomorrow is the first of September, which means it's almost officially Pumpkin Spice Season!
Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2024 10:12 PM (xJEPL)

Saaaaayyy! That's right. The holiday season starts tomorrow! Gonna put out the fall decorations in the front yard.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 31, 2024 10:15 PM (0eaVi)

89 Trump's latest commercial has Kamela debating herself. The first Kamela states her leftist position and the second one states the position she plagiarized from Trump.

Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2024 10:16 PM (xJEPL)

90 81 Kamala now threatening to pull out of ABC debate (again) if network doesn't cave on their demand not to mute mics.

She doesn't want to debate.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

I don't think Trump can make enough concessions to get her to participate in even a pseudo-debate.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 31, 2024 10:13 PM (hOUT3)

Her campaign knows that as soon as she steps on that debate stage, she will have lost before she says a single word. They also know that it will only get worse from there. Better to take the hit she'll get from running away like Brave Sir Robin than get on that stage - then hope that the MSM will cover for her.

Of course, they'll find a way to cover for her.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 31, 2024 10:16 PM (mCbbD)

91 However, old habits die hard.

Like reserving "serious business" for laptop and desktop computers.


Plus, as you age your eyes aren't what they used to be, and you want that bigger screen. Yeah, on the first of the month I sit down at my laptop and pay my bills.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 31, 2024 10:16 PM (0Htd1)

92 Whatever happened to that Musk/Zuckerberg bout we were promised?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 31, 2024 10:16 PM (kpS4V)

93 Gonna put out the fall decorations in the front yard.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 31, 2024 10:15 PM (0eaVi)

I put mine out last week.

Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2024 10:17 PM (xJEPL)

94 Kamala now threatening to pull out of ABC debate (again) if network doesn't cave on their demand not to mute mics.

She's not going to debate.

She can't even handle a one-on-one half hour interview with a toady reporter.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 31, 2024 10:17 PM (uxCna)

95 Nick the Dragon Slayer

You are assuming that a king of England would willingly subject himself to oral sex from a man, which could never happen.

Posted by: Edward Longshanks at August 31, 2024 10:17 PM (gKWVE)

96 Do not try the chocolate starfish.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August

What about the hot dog flavored water?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2024 10:17 PM (MGB5H)

97 Great, and I mean GREAT holiday weekend ONT MisHum!

Much appreciated as always!

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at August 31, 2024 10:17 PM (DwZoh)

98 I made some aniseed liqueur using a recipe from an old Italian cookbook. Lots of vodka to steep the aniseed in, and simple syrup. I liked it a lot, on its own and mixed with sparkling water.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 31, 2024 10:13 PM (olroh)

Jagermeister has entered the chat.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 31, 2024 10:17 PM (KruI8)

99 The Saturday Night Joke is excellent.
Unspoken is the lack of antidote the second time ..... Nick's fate is forever unknown.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, l'animali sono piu buoni delle persone #03 at August 31, 2024 10:17 PM (qfLjt)

100 Attacking Trump for attending a ceremony for the 13 service members who were killed at Abbey Gate when he was invited by the family members of those who were killed was not just heartless but politically stupid.

The families who invited Trump have been posting videos of their thoughts. This is just one of them.

https://tinyurl.com/y25ufvn3

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2024 10:17 PM (LkLld)

101 Right off the bat I notice the hidden click is just a pic. What-th'? Did MisHum run out of music? Who is them folks, anywho?

Well, at least I have a joke to look forward to.

Howdy, y'all. Hope you had a mellow Saturday.

Posted by: mindful webworker - they call me mellow fellow quite rightly at August 31, 2024 10:18 PM (SFn6i)

102 They need to build a wall around San Francisco, to keep it from spreading...
Posted by: Mister Ghost


Let the Morons in there out, first, and you can fill it up with water after you build the wall.

D.C. and, apparently, Denver/Aurora, too.

Posted by: mikeski at August 31, 2024 10:18 PM (DgGvY)

103 "She doesn't want to debate."

The cat has her tongue?

Posted by: Rex B at August 31, 2024 10:18 PM (592Pr)

104 Trying to guess what that drink is. What uses anise, a blood orange slice and what looks like a cinnamon stick as garnishes? Not sure what the greenery is.

Posted by: Tuna at August 31, 2024 10:18 PM (oaGWv)

105 I put mine out last week.
Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2024 10:17 PM (xJEPL)

Too early. The decor's not ripe yet.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 31, 2024 10:18 PM (0eaVi)

106 San Francisco police later confirmed Pearsall and the suspect were shot during a struggle for the gun. Pearsall was shot "through the chest" and taken to San Francisco General Hospital, where both he and the suspect are stable.

Pearsall was going to an autograph signing at the time, police said.
Posted by: Mister Ghost

There's video of him walking to the ambulance. After being shot in the chest.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2024 10:19 PM (MGB5H)

107 the Hardy Toll Rd. on the North side.

Last time I bought a 58" belt there, it cost under $8, out the door.

Send me all the specs for the Deere's belt, and I'll swing by there and snag you the right one for your mower's deck.


*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 31, 2024 10:14 PM (kQgoX)
When you said ‘58” belt’ , I thought ‘dayum! I’ve known Jim SND for years, I know he ain't 58” around.’ The I saw the key word ‘Deere’.

Posted by: Eromero at August 31, 2024 10:19 PM (LHPAg)

108 Hey, Nerdygirl.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 31, 2024 10:19 PM (v6JzV)

109 The hidden link is a photo of ABBA? What a ripoff!
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

Just plain cruel I tells ya.
Posted by: Tuna
+++
I thought it was pretty cool.
Now if it had NOT been a silent link, that would have been cruel.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at August 31, 2024 10:19 PM (Lo97M)

110 Got home, went through the agony of pulling the deck and stringing the belt through all the pulleys. Found out they had given me one for a 42 inch deck. Not happy.

Lesson learned from years of car tinkering (now long behind me): always, always take the old part to the store with you.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 31, 2024 10:19 PM (/y8xj)

111 What about the hot dog flavored water?
Posted by: BruceWayne

Apparently only you and I know about that.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 31, 2024 10:19 PM (ftFVW)

112 101 Right off the bat I notice the hidden click is just a pic.

We were robbed. We didn't get our Waterloo.

Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2024 10:19 PM (xJEPL)

113 You darn well better be doing the "serious business" on a laptop or PC. Mobile apps are horrible for security. Many banking and broker apps have been documented spewing passwords and other sensitive information without encryption.

Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at August 31, 2024 10:20 PM (UEerL)

114 106 San Francisco police later confirmed Pearsall and the suspect were shot during a struggle for the gun. Pearsall was shot "through the chest" and taken to San Francisco General Hospital, where both he and the suspect are stable.

Pearsall was going to an autograph signing at the time, police said.
Posted by: Mister Ghost

There's video of him walking to the ambulance. After being shot in the chest.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2024 10:19 PM (MGB5H)

Well, that's impressive.

Posted by: Zombie Teddy Roosevelt at August 31, 2024 10:20 PM (mCbbD)

115 9 Thanks for the girthy ONT, Mis Hum!

That drink up top looks interesting...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient


Looks like it has a star anise in there. I like licorice.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 31, 2024 10:20 PM (0Htd1)

116 It looks like a sprig of rosemary.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 31, 2024 10:20 PM (4Med0)

117 We were robbed. We didn't get our Waterloo.
Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2024 10:19 PM (xJEPL)

Send out an SOS.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 31, 2024 10:21 PM (0eaVi)

118 Not sure what the greenery is.

Rosemary? I think I'll just have another beer, thanks.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 31, 2024 10:21 PM (/y8xj)

119 Trying to guess what that drink is. What uses anise, a blood orange slice and what looks like a cinnamon stick as garnishes? Not sure what the greenery is.
Posted by: Tuna

I made wassail for Christmas on year and it had orange, cinnamon, and star anise.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 31, 2024 10:22 PM (ftFVW)

120 Saw a headline some Marxist Senator was saying Trump disrespected Arlington.

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2024 10:22 PM (fwDg9)

121 What about the hot dog flavored water?
Posted by: BruceWayne

+1

Posted by: Limp Bizkit at August 31, 2024 10:22 PM (4Med0)

122 We were robbed. We didn't get our Waterloo.
Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2024 10:19 PM (xJEPL)

Send out an SOS.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

To The Dancing Queen.

Posted by: Tuna at August 31, 2024 10:22 PM (oaGWv)

123 Do not try the chocolate starfish.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 31, 2024 10:07 PM (ftFVW)


I too agree that Limp Bizkit were a plague on humanity.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 31, 2024 10:22 PM (gKWVE)

124 So, another garbage thread tonight about changing "Beauty and the Beast" to "and the Breast," to show how CLEVER (oh, please, just gag me with a spoon) posters here are, or... what?

Another Okra thread would even be a step up from THAT trash.

Nytol.

Posted by: mnw at August 31, 2024 10:22 PM (NLIak)

125 We were robbed. We didn't get our Waterloo.
Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2024 10:19 PM (xJEPL)

Send out an SOS.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

To The Dancing Queen.
Posted by: Tuna

It's ok. Fernando is on the way.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2024 10:23 PM (MGB5H)

126 Great joke and great hat

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 31, 2024 10:24 PM (Ydd86)

127 100 Attacking Trump for attending a ceremony for the 13 service members who were killed at Abbey Gate when he was invited by the family members of those who were killed was not just heartless but politically stupid.

The families who invited Trump have been posting videos of their thoughts. This is just one of them.

https://tinyurl.com/y25ufvn3
Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2024 10:17 PM (LkLld)

Nope. Kamala's definitely not showing up for any debate with Donald Trump. This is devastating. These families have turned Biden's problem into her problem, and there's no way that she's going to try to explain herself on a debate stage with GEOTUS.

The thing is, after this gets wider distribution (on X; you know that the MSM is never going to broadcast this), it won't matter if she shows or not. She's toast.

Posted by: Zombie Teddy Roosevelt at August 31, 2024 10:25 PM (mCbbD)

128 Off, bully sock!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 31, 2024 10:25 PM (mCbbD)

129 Lust, genitalia, bodily fluids... you couldn't find a way to work the computer article into the general theme? Something about accessing pr0n maybe?

yok yok yok

Posted by: mindful webworker - don't eat the yellow jello at August 31, 2024 10:26 PM (SFn6i)

130 ABBA, pfft! Those Swedes were just Berserk Warriors....always have been.

Posted by: Martin Plaza at August 31, 2024 10:26 PM (592Pr)

131 124 So, another garbage thread tonight about changing "Beauty and the Beast" to "and the Breast," to show how CLEVER (oh, please, just gag me with a spoon) posters here are, or... what?

Another Okra thread would even be a step up from THAT trash.

Nytol.

Posted by: mnw at August 31, 2024 10:22 PM (NLIak)


You should have your refund by September 31, 2024.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 31, 2024 10:26 PM (QXQ4l)

132 Evenin', bastages. I'm beat - it was a long day of moving appliances and cleaning out my old house. Got more to do tomorrow. Waiting for dinner to finish cooking.

Posted by: PabloD at August 31, 2024 10:26 PM (vKpGa)

133 16
'45 of the 50 drunkest counties in the US are in Wisconsin.'

They like their beer. That's for sure.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 31, 2024 10:26 PM (3wi/L)

134 But yeah, sure, I believe that "no new wars" Trump is losing military support. Walls are closing in. Sure Jan.
Posted by: Shenanigans


He was always against wars that don't accomplish anything. That's why the Bushes, the Cheneys, and the late McCain hate his guts.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 31, 2024 10:26 PM (0Htd1)

135 Trying to guess what that drink is. What uses anise, a blood orange slice and what looks like a cinnamon stick as garnishes? Not sure what the greenery is.
Posted by: Tuna


Image search goes to a recipe for a "spiced honey bourbon old fashioned," which contains orange, cinnamon, and rosemary, but does not contain star anise, nor any other-shaped anise.

Posted by: mikeski at August 31, 2024 10:27 PM (DgGvY)

136 Notice: Posted with permission by someone. Who? I'm really not sure.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:49 PM
--
MisHum, you're not sure but you did alright by using the appropriate pronoun in this instance, WHO.
I note that no one I've seen has picked that pronoun. Cowards and parrots.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, l'animali sono piu buoni delle persone #04 at August 31, 2024 10:28 PM (qfLjt)

137 Trump is losing military support. Walls are closing in. Sure Jan.
Posted by: Shenanigans


The only military support he's losing is from the generals he has promised to fire for the debacle in Afghanistan. He's going to clean house.

Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2024 10:29 PM (xJEPL)

138 Ah, I see commenters identified the folks as ABBA. I suspected as much, but being utterly unfamiliar with them, and caring less, I didn't bother to guess.

yokkata yokkata yokkata

Posted by: mindful webworker - abba cuss at August 31, 2024 10:29 PM (SFn6i)

139 136 Notice: Posted with permission by someone. Who? I'm really not sure.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:49 PM
--
MisHum, you're not sure but you did alright by using the appropriate pronoun in this instance, WHO.
I note that no one I've seen has picked that pronoun. Cowards and parrots.

Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, l'animali sono piu buoni delle persone #04 at August 31, 2024 10:28 PM (qfLjt

Thank you good Sir.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 31, 2024 10:30 PM (QXQ4l)

140 I too agree that Limp Bizkit were a plague on humanity.
Posted by: gKWVE at

Maybe you just need some nookie.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2024 10:30 PM (MGB5H)

141 So, another garbage thread tonight about changing "Beauty and the Beast" to "and the Breast," to show how CLEVER (oh, please, just gag me with a spoon) posters here are, or... what?

Another Okra thread would even be a step up from THAT trash.

Nytol.

Posted by: mnw

So is that stick up your butt oak or hickory?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 31, 2024 10:31 PM (elaR+)

142 Only question is has the rot in the military since Barky started the Cultural Marxism in it has taken hold enough to turn them against the country?

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2024 10:32 PM (fwDg9)

143 Ms G and I just watched Capote, for which Hoffman won a best actor Emmy.

Manipulative little fuck gets his murder porn thrill, thinks he's found his soul brother in the killer.

Grim film.

Posted by: M. Gaga at August 31, 2024 10:32 PM (54+zu)

144 Dumb and Dumberr

Posted by: Methos at August 31, 2024 10:32 PM (Dnobf)

145 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:49 PM

Your ONT's are always excellent, MisHum. You have an excellent sense of humor!

Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2024 10:32 PM (xJEPL)

146
Notice: Posted with permission by someone. Who? I'm really not sure.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

__________

Copyright police! Don't move!

*shoots dog*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 31, 2024 10:33 PM (1Nxff)

147 Good evening morons and thank you mh

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 31, 2024 10:33 PM (RIvkX)

148 135 Trying to guess what that drink is. What uses anise, a blood orange slice and what looks like a cinnamon stick as garnishes? Not sure what the greenery is.
Posted by: Tuna

Image search goes to a recipe for a "spiced honey bourbon old fashioned," which contains orange, cinnamon, and rosemary, but does not contain star anise, nor any other-shaped anise.
Posted by: mikeski at August 31, 2024 10:27 PM (DgGvY
That sounds real good. Need to make an orange juice run after church.

Posted by: Eromero at August 31, 2024 10:33 PM (LHPAg)

149 146
Notice: Posted with permission by someone. Who? I'm really not sure.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

__________

Copyright police! Don't move!

*shoots dog*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 31, 2024 10:33 PM (1Nxff)

Bad shooter, bad.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 31, 2024 10:35 PM (QXQ4l)

150 Your ONT's are always excellent, MisHum. You have an excellent sense of humor!
Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2024 10:32 PM (xJEPL)
====

And great taste in music except for a regrettable lack of appreciation for Peter Gabriel.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 31, 2024 10:35 PM (RIvkX)

151 I just found out this second how Duran Duran got their name. Had no idea it came from the movie Barbarella .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at August 31, 2024 10:35 PM (B1dzx)

152 147 Good evening morons and thank you mh
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 31, 2024 10:33 PM (RIvkX)

You're welcome.
A pleasure to see you here this evening.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 31, 2024 10:35 PM (QXQ4l)

153 >>> Posted by: mnw

So is that stick up your butt oak or hickory?
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 31, 2024 10:31 PM (elaR+)

How did mnw survive the TWO beaver threads only a few days apart???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 31, 2024 10:35 PM (FnneF)

154 And Kate Bush.

Posted by: Eromero at August 31, 2024 10:36 PM (LHPAg)

155 Maybe you just need some nookie.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Or to break stuff.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 31, 2024 10:36 PM (ftFVW)

156 And Kate Bush.
Posted by: Eromero

Runnin up that hill will forever be a jam.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2024 10:36 PM (MGB5H)

157 And great taste in music except for a regrettable lack of appreciation for Peter Gabriel.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 31, 2024 10:35 PM (RIvkX)

Maybe that's tomorrow nights ONT. MisHum is taking care of all family business this week.

Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2024 10:37 PM (xJEPL)

158 137 Trump is losing military support. Walls are closing in. Sure Jan.
Posted by: Shenanigans


The only military support he's losing is from the generals he has promised to fire for the debacle in Afghanistan. He's going to clean house.
Posted by: ALH



Which is why you are hearing about polls claiming lack of military support. It's all an OP.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 31, 2024 10:37 PM (ohOaC)

159 Maybe you just need some nookie.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Or to break stuff.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Maybe he's counterfeit.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2024 10:37 PM (MGB5H)

160 You're the bestest COB ever! a GIANT among COBS, everyone says so!!
Posted by: ALH


Oh, yes. [Q♥ - eyes glaze over, monotone voice] Misanthropic Humanitarian is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful cob I've ever known in my life.

Posted by: mindful webworker - abba cuss at August 31, 2024 10:38 PM (SFn6i)

161 Also star anise is chinese garbage and not real anise. My bees prefer the real thing.

Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at August 31, 2024 10:38 PM (UEerL)

162 The 'add an R' thing was more challenging than I first thought, and several Moons botched it. I couldn't come up with one until this morning:
Carts

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 31, 2024 10:38 PM (FnneF)

163 How did mnw survive the TWO beaver threads only a few days apart???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Must have been Iike nails on a chalkboard amplified.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 31, 2024 10:38 PM (elaR+)

164 Good evening all!

Trump’s X account is on fire. The Gold Star families going after Biden/Harris for their murdered children is unbelievable. This is unlike anything I have ever seen. I wonder if Biden fears Hell?

Posted by: Jmel at August 31, 2024 10:38 PM (bVhJi)

165 So [...]
Nytol.
Posted by: mnw

So is that stick up your butt oak or hickory?
Posted by: Erebus


I'm thinking he's the literal king of this thread.

Posted by: mikeski at August 31, 2024 10:38 PM (DgGvY)

166 Maybe you just need some nookie.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Or to break stuff.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Maybe he's counterfeit.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Now we're rollin.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 31, 2024 10:38 PM (ftFVW)

167 Maybe you just need some nookie.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Or to break stuff.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Maybe he's counterfeit.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Now we're rollin.
Posted by: She Hobbit

We're all n2gether now.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2024 10:39 PM (MGB5H)

168 Large portion of tonight's content, including the Saturday Night Joke, is in poor taste. I'm blushing here, and would be aghast if I knew what that meant.

Posted by: Sheltered Life at August 31, 2024 10:39 PM (CV8a5)

169 >>> 158 137 Trump is losing military support. Walls are closing in. Sure Jan.
Posted by: Shenanigans


The only military support he's losing is from the generals he has promised to fire for the debacle in Afghanistan. He's going to clean house.
Posted by: ALH


Which is why you are hearing about polls claiming lack of military support. It's all an OP.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 31, 2024 10:37 PM (ohOaC)

He's losing support from the only parts of the military that matter!!!

Posted by: Lt Bearclaw at August 31, 2024 10:39 PM (FnneF)

170 Is the SF shooter of that NFL player today an illegal? Media is not so strangely silent even as the suspect was caught immediately. Keep an eye on this story. With Aurora,Co going to hell and this in Kamala and Nancy’s backyard, it goes hard against the narrative

Posted by: Chance99 at August 31, 2024 10:39 PM (rYUak)

171 >>> 168 Large portion of tonight's content, including the Saturday Night Joke, is in poor taste. I'm blushing here, and would be aghast if I knew what that meant.
Posted by: Sheltered Life at August 31, 2024 10:39 PM (CV8a5)

Um... you *do* know which blog you're at, right?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 31, 2024 10:40 PM (FnneF)

172
Have to get up early for Mass. Good night, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 31, 2024 10:41 PM (1Nxff)

173 Thanks for the ONT MisHum.
I'm late due to a local brush fire and many, many firetrucks driving by through the thunder, lightening, and rain. We were sitting on the patio watching them pass by.
(Yeah, I know... I watch grass grow too.)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 31, 2024 10:41 PM (w+25F)

174 I just found out this second how Duran Duran got their name. Had no idea it came from the movie Barbarella.

I was part of the group that programmed the weekend movies in college.

We had a "Jane Fonda Film Festival", consisting solely of "Barbarella".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 31, 2024 10:42 PM (uxCna)

175 Abba sold more than 150 million records and all we get it a lame photo?

Posted by: Fernando at August 31, 2024 10:42 PM (CV8a5)

176 >>> 151 I just found out this second how Duran Duran got their name. Had no idea it came from the movie Barbarella .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at August 31, 2024 10:35 PM (B1dzx)

HS friend who *loved* them told me this way back when.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 31, 2024 10:42 PM (FnneF)

177 I was part of the group that programmed the weekend movies in college.

We had a "Jane Fonda Film Festival", consisting solely of "Barbarella".
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Sydney Sweeney is doing a remake.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2024 10:43 PM (MGB5H)

178 Jagermeister has entered the chat.

I’ve had Jäegermeister. I’m pretty sure it has more in it than just aniseed. A lot more.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 31, 2024 10:43 PM (olroh)

179 Maybe you just need some nookie.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Or to break stuff.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Maybe he's counterfeit.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Now we're rollin.
Posted by: She Hobbit

We're all n2gether now.
Posted by: BruceWayne

As long as we're going my way.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 31, 2024 10:43 PM (ftFVW)

180 ABBA!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2024 10:43 PM (W/lyH)

181 Finished poaching moviegique's thread. Good evening, all.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2024 10:43 PM (oE25o)

182 Sorry I'M Late. College football is back. Sorry. It's Glorious.

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at August 31, 2024 10:43 PM (hftn9)

183 Maybe you just need some nookie.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Or to break stuff.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Maybe he's counterfeit.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Now we're rollin.
Posted by: She Hobbit

We're all n2gether now.
Posted by: BruceWayne

As long as we're going my way.
Posted by: She Hobbit at

We can hide behind blue eyes.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2024 10:43 PM (MGB5H)

184 Good evening fellow 'ron's and 'ettes! Not much to say tonight except that Buffalo Trace is excellent bourbon, but the Diogenes Cosmo I made earlier was to die for!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2024 10:44 PM (W/lyH)

185 >>> 177 I was part of the group that programmed the weekend movies in college.

We had a "Jane Fonda Film Festival", consisting solely of "Barbarella".
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Sydney Sweeney is doing a remake.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2024 10:43 PM (MGB5H)

Shouldn't this be titled Boobarella?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 31, 2024 10:44 PM (FnneF)

186 >>He was always against wars that don't accomplish anything. That's why the Bushes, the Cheneys, and the late McCain hate his guts.


Wars are a symptom. The cause is much deeper.

This isn't a Republican vs Democrat thing anymore.

This is one of the best political videos I've ever seen and it comes from an unlikely source. There is something happening that is much bigger than political parties in the US. The world is on fire and people are choosing.

@NicoleShanahan
Finish the story, Bobby. 🇺🇸

https://tinyurl.com/5728zvwr



Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2024 10:44 PM (LkLld)

187 108 Hey, Nerdygirl.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Back atcha

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 31, 2024 10:44 PM (0Htd1)

188
Attacking Trump for attending a ceremony for the 13 service members who were killed at Abbey Gate when he was invited by the family members of those who were killed was not just heartless but politically stupid.

One report I heard on the radio said Trump attempted to access a highly restricted area at Arlington!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 31, 2024 10:44 PM (63Dwl)

189 ' some Marxist Senator '

Demo'rats think Arlington is their personal property.
I'd love to correct them on that.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 31, 2024 10:45 PM (3wi/L)

190 Shouldn't this be titled Boobarella?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

I'm ok with this.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2024 10:45 PM (MGB5H)

191 157 And great taste in music except for a regrettable lack of appreciation for Peter Gabriel.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 31, 2024 10:35 PM (RIvkX)

Maybe that's tomorrow nights ONT. MisHum is taking care of all family business this week.
Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2024 10:37 PM (xJEPL)


1. I enjoy Gabriel's work, both Genesis and solo.

2. Tomorrow night? I thought that mnw would take over the duties. Seeing that MH ONTs aren't any good.

TBH I would rather fish than spend my time inside on a beautiful day drafting ONTs. Fucking ungrateful people.

Go ahead and cry to Ace about this Cob's attitude. I gave up caring many moons ago.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 31, 2024 10:45 PM (QXQ4l)

192 Sydney Sweeney is doing a remake.

Fifteen-year-old me was very impressed by the opening credits of Barbarella, which consisted of Jane Fonda taking her spacesuit off.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 31, 2024 10:45 PM (uxCna)

193 Aw, I had a random stream of thought with Abba, Dancing Queen, the Rush parody of DQ for Barney Frank. and now I miss Rush.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 31, 2024 10:45 PM (83y/e)

194 I think I can only take five more minutes of Babarella before I bail.

Naw I’m bailing now.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at August 31, 2024 10:45 PM (B1dzx)

195 However, old habits die hard.

Like reserving "serious business" for laptop and desktop computers.

-------------------

Bah, I'm a Gen X-er. I'll pick up my rotary phone, call the number, and have my Pocket Fisherman and K-Tel 8-tracks delivered COD, thank you very much.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 31, 2024 10:45 PM (QdGJh)

196 I just found out this second how Duran Duran got their name. Had no idea it came from the movie Barbarella .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

I always wondered about that. The more you know...

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 31, 2024 10:46 PM (ftFVW)

197 168 Large portion of tonight's content, including the Saturday Night Joke, is in poor taste. I'm blushing here, and would be aghast if I knew what that meant.
Posted by: Sheltered Life at August

Oh no, maybe I shouldn’t read the content!

Posted by: Piper at August 31, 2024 10:47 PM (pZEOD)

198 I made wassail for Christmas on year and it had orange, cinnamon, and star anise.
Posted by: She Hobbit


That sounds good. I could even drink that in the heat of summer.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 31, 2024 10:47 PM (0Htd1)

199 It's sort of semi-pro now...with NIL and the transfer portal and all...but if you squint hard enough you can still see dedicated college scolarship athletes striving to get an education they ordinarily would not be able to afford, excelling on the field to boost the morale and pride of the alma mater, more than paying for their free scholarship and all the perks. Very romantic ideas in action.

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at August 31, 2024 10:48 PM (hftn9)

200 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 31, 2024 10:45 PM (QXQ4l)

Don't pay any attention to them, MH.

Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2024 10:48 PM (xJEPL)

201 117 We were robbed. We didn't get our Waterloo.
Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2024 10:19 PM (xJEPL)

Send out an SOS.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 31, 2024 10:21 PM (0eaVi)
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Was there a dancing queen with itchy breasts?

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, l'animali sono piu buoni delle persone #05 at August 31, 2024 10:49 PM (qfLjt)

202 Shouldn't this be titled Boobarella?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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I'm ok with this.
Posted by: BruceWayne

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If I'm following the protocol that was established upthread then I think that should be:

"I'm okay with tits"

Posted by: Boron Cobbie at August 31, 2024 10:49 PM (DTrt9)

203 Irish and Aggies 13-13

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2024 10:50 PM (MGB5H)

204 Sorry I'M Late. College football is back. Sorry. It's Glorious.
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at August 31, 2024 10:43 PM (hftn9)

Go Army!



I mean, Navy!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 31, 2024 10:51 PM (0eaVi)

205 I wouldn't worry too much about the loyalty of the military if things go pear shaped. To date, the NCO cadre is holding things together quite well. We run the show as y'all are aware, plus 05 and below still are bound by the oath.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 31, 2024 10:51 PM (hKoQL)

206 I saw a clip of Sydney Sweeney’s Barbarrella remake. They made her look a lot like the young Jane Fonda. Hubba hubba.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 31, 2024 10:51 PM (v6JzV)

207 I'm thinking he's the literal king of this thread.
Posted by: mikeski

Royal PITA perhaps.
I don't give a rat's ass for kings.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 31, 2024 10:52 PM (elaR+)

208 We all scream for Mis Hum ONTs. Always entertaining and we appreciate the effort. Thank you.

Posted by: Good Taste Is Overrated Anyway at August 31, 2024 10:53 PM (CV8a5)

209 saw a clip of Sydney Sweeney’s Barbarrella remake. They made her look a lot like the young Jane Fonda. Hubba hubba.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Well damn, I was already gonna see it. Quit selling. Hahah

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2024 10:53 PM (MGB5H)

210 SF police say Ricky Pearsall shooter is a “17 year old male” from Tracy, Ca

Posted by: Chance99 at August 31, 2024 10:54 PM (rYUak)

211 When I took the oath, they didn't say that it lapsed when I left my elected office.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 31, 2024 10:08 PM (uxCna)


I've.taken three oaths: one to God; one to Mrs. D; and one to the Constitution. they don't expire.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2024 10:54 PM (W/lyH)

212 SF police say Ricky Pearsall shooter is a “17 year old male” from Tracy, Ca

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I shan't believe it since it would be illegal for a 17 year old to legally purchase or possess a handgun.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie at August 31, 2024 10:55 PM (DTrt9)

213 Wisconsin! ...we're not quite Canada.

*disclaimer have family from WI love that place

Posted by: NC Ref at August 31, 2024 10:55 PM (2xCPU)

214 Go ahead and cry to Ace about this Cob's attitude. I gave up caring many moons ago.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 31, 2024 10:45 PM (QXQ4l)

Huh? I thought Ace was just an idea. Are you telling me he's real?

Maybe you should go out into the woods and fire off a few rounds. It'll make you feel better.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 31, 2024 10:55 PM (0eaVi)

215 213 Wisconsin! ...we're not quite Canada.

*disclaimer have family from WI love that place
Posted by: NC Ref at August 31, 2024 10:55 PM (2xCPU)

And I enjoy NC.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 31, 2024 10:56 PM (QXQ4l)

216 I shan't believe it since it would be illegal for a 17 year old to legally purchase or possess a handgun.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie

It's unpossible

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2024 10:56 PM (MGB5H)

217 Abba! 🎶🎵🎤 anybody could feed that guy 🎵🎤🎶🎶. Dancing queen, feel the beat of the trampoline, oh yeah! 🎶🎵🎵🎶

Posted by: Piper at August 31, 2024 10:56 PM (pZEOD)

218 @TaraBull808
BREAKING: Multiple reports and videos on social media suggest the Hells Angels are heading to Aurora Colorado.

Failed leadership has consequences
Posted by: Mister Ghost
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Buffalo guys are going to come out tonight, come out tonight
Buffalo guys are going to whip ass tonight, whip ass tonight
Oh, the Buffalo guys are going to whip ass tonight.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2024 10:57 PM (oE25o)

219 I shan't believe it since it would be illegal for a 17 year old to legally purchase or possess a handgun.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie

Is it legal to give a gun to a 17 year old as a birthday or Christmas gift?

Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2024 10:57 PM (xJEPL)

220 187 Nerdygirl, my wife is a nerd, too.

So I’m just greeting another nerdy female.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 31, 2024 10:57 PM (v6JzV)

221 New poll came in. Stay tuned. It’s bad for Trump.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 31, 2024 10:00 PM (TGPs7)

Already seen it. Dont believe it at all.

Posted by: Redbanzai at August 31, 2024 10:58 PM (pU81a)

222 199 It's sort of semi-pro now...with NIL and the transfer portal and all...but if you squint hard enough you can still see dedicated college scolarship athletes striving to get an education they ordinarily would not be able to afford, excelling on the field to boost the morale and pride of the alma mater, more than paying for their free scholarship and all the perks. Very romantic ideas in action.
Posted by: Admiral Spinebende

What a pantload this is. Spoiled, illiterate punks and hoodrats in a corrupt system of team jumping, conference jumping morons not getting an education in corrupt colleges that have weakened this country to a breaking point. Shit from top to bottom.

Posted by: Avoid That Crap! at August 31, 2024 10:59 PM (CV8a5)

223 I've.taken three oaths: one to God; one to Mrs. D; and one to the Constitution. they don't expire.

I've promised not to try and overthrow the government of the United States, and not to try and overthrow the government of the State of Oregon.

Fortunately, county government is still fair game.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 31, 2024 11:00 PM (uxCna)

224 I shan't believe it since it would be illegal for a 17 year old to legally purchase or possess a handgun.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie

Is it legal to give a gun to a 17 year old as a birthday or Christmas gift?
Posted by: ALH

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I don't even pretend to be a lawyer so I can't give you the definite federal / state regulations, but it's my understanding that under 18 year olds can possess rifles and shotguns but not pistols.

It's a safe bet it's very much illegal in California, though.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie at August 31, 2024 11:01 PM (DTrt9)

225 FIRST!!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 31, 2024 11:01 PM (tsszd)

226 Fortunately, county government is still fair game.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 31, 2024 11:00 PM (uxCna)

And so are HOA's

Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2024 11:01 PM (xJEPL)

227 221

https://tinyurl.com/yc3ve4km

This is looking better

Posted by: Piper at August 31, 2024 11:01 PM (pZEOD)

228 222
What a pantload this is. Spoiled, illiterate punks and hoodrats in a corrupt system of team jumping, conference jumping morons not getting an education in corrupt colleges that have weakened this country to a breaking point. Shit from top to bottom.
Posted by: Avoid That Crap! at August

You aren’t from the south, are you?

Posted by: Piper at August 31, 2024 11:02 PM (pZEOD)

229 That didn't take long. Inevitable.

https://tinyurl.com/ypwvn3by

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2024 11:03 PM (LkLld)

230 218 @TaraBull808
BREAKING: Multiple reports and videos on social media suggest the Hells Angels are heading to Aurora Colorado.

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Saddle up, boys. Tonight we ride.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 31, 2024 11:03 PM (WBQfF)

231 162 The 'add an R' thing was more challenging than I first thought, and several Moons botched it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 31, 2024 10:38 PM (FnneF)
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I botched a couple. When I'm late to a thread I sometimes read the comments from latest to oldest. So I didn't appreciate the rules until I had botched a few. My apologies. I still like 'From Here To Maternity' though.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, e solo un po imbarazzante #01 at August 31, 2024 11:04 PM (qfLjt)

232 This is one of the best political videos I've ever seen and it comes from an unlikely source. There is something happening that is much bigger than political parties in the US. The world is on fire and people are choosing.

@NicoleShanahan
Finish the story, Bobby. 🇺🇸

https://tinyurl.com/5728zvwr

Posted by: JackStraw
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I'm totally infatuated with Nicole Shanahan. She's this charming, intelligent, cute, avenging angel. What more does a guy need for infatuation?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2024 11:05 PM (oE25o)

233 BREAKING: Multiple reports and videos on social media suggest the Hells Angels are heading to Aurora Colorado.


This isn't the 1970s. Hells Angels are now a brand.

I understand the sentiment. This is how the mafia got power when the wrong criminals took over, the utterly corrupt government continued to rake in taxes and oppress the the victims even further, ignoring the sanctioned criminals, and the people, in desperation turned to outlaws to rescue them from the bandits.

But there is no Hells Angels who will sacrifice themselves for ingrates you brought this upon themselves by pledging their support to corrupt politicians who always hated them.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 31, 2024 11:05 PM (0Y1Ss)

234 Love your threads MH. If you are getting burned out, maybe take a break for a week or 3 before you get to the point of deciding you are permanently done?

Posted by: PaleRider at August 31, 2024 11:05 PM (83y/e)

235 Damn Irish put one in the last 2 min. 20-13 Aggies got 1:54 and have no way to push the ball downfield

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2024 11:06 PM (MGB5H)

236 Already seen it. Dont believe it at all.

Seen the TV ad where the weather guy forecasts a storm, and gets the beach on a nice day to himself thereby?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 31, 2024 11:06 PM (tsszd)

237 What more does a guy need for infatuation?

Cat ears?

Posted by: /a/ at August 31, 2024 11:06 PM (gKWVE)

238 Wait.

Some people are bitching about the ONT?

They obviously haven't been here very long.

Oh for the days of Flame Wars.

Thank you. MisHum.
Thank you very much.

Off to content.


Posted by: Reforger at August 31, 2024 11:07 PM (xcIvR)

239 Pennsylvania - 🔴 Trump 52-48%

Mickey Kaus pointed to a YouTube discussion by a pollster who says that keeping Shapiro off the ticket makes a huge, huge difference in Pennsylvania.

Here's hoping that keeping a Jew off the ticket, because you're worried about the Hamas wing of the Democratic Party, hugely backfires.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 31, 2024 11:07 PM (uxCna)

240 Go ahead and cry to Ace about this Cob's attitude. I gave up caring many moons ago.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

It's okay, MisHum... just let them know if they don't like Nov there could be a Yoko Dec!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 31, 2024 11:08 PM (w+25F)

241 I'm totally infatuated with Nicole Shanahan. She's this charming, intelligent, cute, avenging angel. What more does a guy need for infatuation? Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2024 11:05 PM (oE25o)

Remember your hot/crazy matrix.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 31, 2024 11:08 PM (r5tfK)

242 168 Large portion of tonight's content, including the Saturday Night Joke, is in poor taste. I'm blushing here, and would be aghast if I knew what that meant.

Posted by: Sheltered Life at August 31, 2024 10:39 PM (CV8a5)

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aghast (adjective) filled with horror or shock.

There you go. MisHum does run a very helpful crew you know.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, e solo un po imbarazzante #02 at August 31, 2024 11:09 PM (qfLjt)

243 237 What more does a guy need for infatuation?

Cat ears?
Posted by: /a/ at August 31, 2024 11:06 PM (gKWVE)

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Don't forget the skintight black vinyl suit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 31, 2024 11:10 PM (WBQfF)

244 >>I'm totally infatuated with Nicole Shanahan. She's this charming, intelligent, cute, avenging angel. What more does a guy need for infatuation?

Maybe a phone number?

Oh sorry, you said infatuation and I heard phone number.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2024 11:10 PM (LkLld)

245 I’ve had . I’m prettJäegermeistery sure it has more in it than just aniseed. A lot more.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
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While at Elkhart Lake for a race at Road America, I was sitting in a local bar with a Brit F2 rider that I knew. In walks Jackie Oliver. Turns out they were friends, so Oliver sits down. I'd been drinking beer, but Oliver orders up a bottle of Jäegermeister and starts pouring shots all around.

Finally stumbled off to bed about 2:30 a.m. The next morning woke up feeling like wrath of God. The story gets better, but I'll leave it at that. Being on the racetrack with a nasty morning hangover ain't a winning strategy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2024 11:10 PM (XeU6L)

246 And I enjoy NC.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian




Love it! Have a place for you to fish anytime you want to visit...and Hammer and all y'all....but hopefully we will never have to do any ice fishing there!

Posted by: NC Ref at August 31, 2024 11:11 PM (2xCPU)

247 225 Sponge’s lawyers will be in touch.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 31, 2024 11:11 PM (v6JzV)

248 This is one of the best political videos I've ever seen and it comes from an unlikely source. There is something happening that is much bigger than political parties in the US. The world is on fire and people are choosing.

@NicoleShanahan
Finish the story, Bobby. 🇺🇸

https://tinyurl.com/5728zvwr

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2024 10:44 PM (LkLld)
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First thing I watched this morning (6:10AM here). Lump in my throat. Almost like I was a child on a different planet.

People might be choosing but the cheats are in. People will have to choose again after the November election.

Meanwhile, one of our pups has a soldier's funeral to attend to today, not the first and I'm afraid it's not the last.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 31, 2024 11:11 PM (MwnHa)

249 Wait. Did someone commit poor taste on this blog?

A commission must be appointed!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 31, 2024 11:12 PM (WBQfF)

250 167 Maybe you just need some nookie.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Or to break stuff.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Maybe he's counterfeit.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Now we're rollin.
Posted by: She Hobbit

We're all n2gether now.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2024 10:39 PM (MGB5H)


Get a room already, you two!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at August 31, 2024 11:12 PM (SRRAx)

251 You aren’t from the south, are you?
Posted by: Piper

From North Carolina, used to love team sports. Refuse to follow, support, any and all sports because they hate people like me. Colleges have done much damage to the nation. Including loving on Hamas and hating Jews. This can't go on and I refuse to give them any part of my mind/time.

Posted by: Avoid That Crap! at August 31, 2024 11:13 PM (CV8a5)

252 156 And Kate Bush.
Posted by: Eromero
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Producers and directors like to have female stars named after their favorite... Kate Bush, Lucille Ball, Rita Hayworth, Agnes Moorehead, Natalie Wood, and many more.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2024 11:13 PM (oE25o)

253 Saddle up, boys. Tonight we ride.
Posted by: Cicero
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Bring torches and ropes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2024 11:13 PM (XeU6L)

254 BREAKING: Multiple reports and videos on social media suggest the Hells Angels are heading to Aurora Colorado.

Wishful thinking, I'm afraid. If they are, they'd better be armed.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 31, 2024 11:13 PM (mH6SG)

255 I've promised not to try and overthrow the government of the United States, and not to try and overthrow the government of the State of Oregon.

Fortunately, county government is still fair game.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 31, 2024 11:00 PM (uxCna)


Well. Every good plan needs a rehearsal. Think of the Bagwhan Rashnishi.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2024 11:14 PM (W/lyH)

256 I'm totally infatuated with Nicole Shanahan. She's this charming, intelligent, cute, avenging angel. What more does a guy need for infatuation?
Posted by: Braenyard

Someone that isn't a lib would help.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 31, 2024 11:14 PM (w+25F)

257 If they are, they'd better be armed.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
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Hmm. Never spent any time around outlaw bikers, eh?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2024 11:15 PM (XeU6L)

258 >>>Remember your hot/crazy matrix.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
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Yeah, that's the sweet spot.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2024 11:15 PM (oE25o)

259 These families have turned Biden's problem into her problem

Posted by: Zombie Teddy Roosevelt at August 31, 2024 10:25 PM (mCbbD)
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I see that there's a new term being used on the Internet.

Bidenomics is now Kamalanomics.

Just don't try saying that 10 times fast. Kamala and tongue-twisters were made for each other, in more ways than one!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 31, 2024 11:15 PM (MwnHa)

260 254 BREAKING: Multiple reports and videos on social media suggest the Hells Angels are heading to Aurora Colorado.

Wishful thinking, I'm afraid. If they are, they'd better be armed.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August

These guys don’t play like our gangs. If this is happening, it will be very bad.

Posted by: Piper at August 31, 2024 11:16 PM (pZEOD)

261
Hmm. Never spent any time around outlaw bikers, eh?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2024 11:15 PM (XeU6L)

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My experience with outlaw bikers is limited to five viewings of Raising Arizona.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 31, 2024 11:16 PM (WBQfF)

262 Aghast is only fun to say if you do it with a British accent.

Posted by: Extraordinary, Too at August 31, 2024 11:16 PM (CV8a5)

263 That Gen-Z vs. Millennials article may be one of the stupidest things I've read...in at least in a week. There's a lot of stupid shit out there. Why, exactly, would millennials, or anyone else, give a fuck what Gen-Z'ers think about anything?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 31, 2024 10:04 PM (XMwZJ)

They also said "strike a cord". Duh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2024 11:18 PM (bY4+3)

264 188
Attacking Trump for attending a ceremony for the 13 service members who were killed at Abbey Gate when he was invited by the family members of those who were killed was not just heartless but politically stupid.

One report I heard on the radio said Trump attempted to access a highly restricted area at Arlington!!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



Did this 'report' mention what area?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 31, 2024 11:18 PM (ohOaC)

265 Did this 'report' mention what area?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 31, 2024 11:18 PM (ohOaC)
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The Demo Voter section?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 31, 2024 11:19 PM (MwnHa)

266 Kate Bush was awesome, probably still is. Ok, definitely still is. Needs more albums.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 31, 2024 11:19 PM (CHHv1)

267 Think of the Bagwhan Rashnishi.

Why wouldn't you wage biological warfare on the county seat, if you didn't like what the county government was doing?

In 1984, 751 people suffered food poisoning in The Dalles, Oregon, United States, due to the deliberate contamination of salad bars at ten local restaurants with Salmonella. A group of prominent followers of Rajneesh (later known as Osho) led by Ma Anand Sheela had hoped to incapacitate the voting population of the city so that their own candidates would win the 1984 Wasco County elections. The incident was the first and is still the single largest bioterrorist attack in U.S. history.

The fortieth anniversary of this was just a couple of days ago.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 31, 2024 11:19 PM (uxCna)

268 My experience with outlaw bikers is limited to five viewings of Raising Arizona.
Posted by: Cicero

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure here.

Posted by: Dames, Booze, Chains, and Boots at August 31, 2024 11:19 PM (CV8a5)

269 Hmm. Never spent any time around outlaw bikers, eh?

Actually, I have. I'll leave it at that.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 31, 2024 11:20 PM (mH6SG)

270 ...Remember your hot/crazy/BILLIONAIRESS matrix.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 31, 2024 11:08 PM (r5tfK)



Um, that'll tilt a lotta scales, right there.

Me, I'd settle for a cool million for her accountants to pay me for her to continue to be utterly unaware of my existence.

Win-Win, as the kids say!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 31, 2024 11:20 PM (kQgoX)

271 Hmm. Never spent any time around outlaw bikers, eh?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2024 11:15 PM (XeU6L)




An armed society is a polite society? That's what I've heard.

Posted by: NC Ref at August 31, 2024 11:20 PM (2xCPU)

272 These guys don’t play like our gangs. If this is happening, it will be very bad.
Posted by: Piper
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Unless they've degraded since the 70s their moniker is not just a phrase. There's a reason, in CA, that they have no problem with Crips, Cartels, Cops, or Bloods.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2024 11:20 PM (oE25o)

273 Imagine the late 90s version of yourself being told that in 25 years Americans in American towns would welcome Hell's Angels as law enforcement because the government had given up and/or was actively working on the side of the illegals and cartels.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie at August 31, 2024 11:20 PM (DTrt9)

274 The fortieth anniversary of this was just a couple of days ago.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 31, 2024 11:19 PM (uxCna)
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Were the election results... tossed?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 31, 2024 11:20 PM (MwnHa)

275 ----------

My experience with outlaw bikers is limited to five viewings of Raising Arizona.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) -
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Tom Wolfe gave up a section to them in Cool Aid Acid Test.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2024 11:22 PM (oE25o)

276 "The fortieth anniversary of this was just a couple of days ago." Oregeon holds county elections in August?

Posted by: PaleRider at August 31, 2024 11:22 PM (83y/e)

277
Did this 'report' mention what area?
Posted by: Puddleglum


Of course not.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 31, 2024 11:22 PM (63Dwl)

278 268 My experience with outlaw bikers is limited to five viewings of Raising Arizona.
Posted by: Cicero

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure here.
Posted by: Dames, Booze, Chains, and Boots at August 31, 2024 11:19 PM (CV8a5)

Every Which Way But Loose

Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2024 11:22 PM (xJEPL)

279
Wait. Did someone commit poor taste on this blog?

A commission must be appointed!
Posted by: Cicero


A Blue Ribbon Commission!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 31, 2024 11:23 PM (63Dwl)

280 273 Imagine the late 90s version of yourself being told that in 25 years Americans in American towns would welcome Hell's Angels as law enforcement because the government had given up and/or was actively working on the side of the illegals and cartels.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie at August 31, 2024 11:20 PM (DTrt9)

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We live in the Thunderdome.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 31, 2024 11:23 PM (WBQfF)

281 Damn just watched the Nicole shanhan post. She's going scorched earth. Got a little dusty in the batcave.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2024 11:23 PM (MGB5H)

282 Lurved the Sat Night Joke!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2024 11:23 PM (Aqu9a)

283 273 Imagine the late 90s version of yourself being told that in 25 years Americans in American towns would welcome Hell's Angels as law enforcement because the government had given up and/or was actively working on the side of the illegals and cartels.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie
---------------------------------

They offered themselves to Nixon, to clean up Viet Nam.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2024 11:23 PM (oE25o)

284 experience with outlaw bikers is limited to five viewings of Raising Arizona.
Posted by: Cicero

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure here.
Posted by: Dames, Booze, Chains, and Boots at August 31, 2024 11:19 PM (CV8a5)

Every Which Way But Loose
Posted by: ALH at

Tilted kilt in Waco.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2024 11:24 PM (MGB5H)

285 My experience with outlaw bikers is limited to five viewings of Raising Arizona.
Posted by: Cicero

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure here.
Posted by: Dames, Booze, Chains, and Boots

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I'm aware of a local bar in western NC where the orthodontists and lawyers would play dress up and ride their Harleys in to town. One day an actual biker showed up. No one knew he wasn't playing dress up, and someone(s) mouthed off. He stabbed a few people and left. Fortunately there were multiple doctors on-site and everyone survived.

This is not a joke.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie at August 31, 2024 11:24 PM (DTrt9)

286 >>BREAKING: Multiple reports and videos on social media suggest the Hells Angels are heading to Aurora Colorado.

This is one the most awesome things I've ever heard.

The world is most definitely changing.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2024 11:24 PM (LkLld)

287 Marlon Brando and Lee Marvin ride in.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 31, 2024 11:24 PM (63Dwl)

288 My experience with outlaw bikers is limited to five viewings of Raising Arizona.

I had a neighbor who was head of an "outlaw" biker "gang". They had outstanding New Years Eve parties.

The only other time I heard anything was a few years ago when to biker "gangs" converged on the Twin Peaks bar in Waco Texas and the police instigated a shoot-out where the pre-staged police snipers murdered nine bikers and wounded 18 others. The local DA violated all kinds of civil rights, stole their property, illegally jailed them for weeks, and in the end dropped all charges and acted like the murder and mayhem caused by the government never happened.

For that reason I avoid McClellan county because their government and the people who voted them in are evil.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 31, 2024 11:24 PM (0Y1Ss)

289 272 These guys don’t play like our gangs. If this is happening, it will be very bad.
Posted by: Piper
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Unless they've degraded since the 70s their moniker is not just a phrase. There's a reason, in CA, that they have no problem with Crips, Cartels, Cops, or Bloods.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2024

And I am here to tell you the bloods and crips look like circle time in kindergarten next to these guys. I have been saying the whole time we have been invaded this is hugely problematic and here we are. This is nothing like we have ever witnessed. I freely admit when I am wrong, and hope that is the case here. But if not, fasten your seatbelt.

Posted by: Piper at August 31, 2024 11:25 PM (pZEOD)

290 Were the election results... tossed?

In an eerie foreshadowing of current Democratic Party tactics, the Rajneeshees bussed in homeless people from elsewhere to vote in the county elections.

Oregon had same-day voter registration at the time, so they all registered and immediately voted.

Oregon responded by requiring that you be registered to vote thirty days before an election, a requirement that persisted for decades. (They've weakened that now, of course.)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 31, 2024 11:25 PM (uxCna)

291 268 My experience with outlaw bikers is limited to five viewings of Raising Arizona.
Posted by: Cicero

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure here.
Posted by: Dames, Booze, Chains, and Boots at August 31, 2024 11:19 PM (CV8a5)

Every Which Way But Loose
Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2024 11:22 PM (xJEPL)

The Rats, capably led by Eric Von Zipper

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2024 11:26 PM (Aqu9a)

292 Wait. Did someone commit poor taste on this blog?

A commission must be appointed!
Posted by: Cicero

A Blue Ribbon Commission!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Whose bringing the Pabst Blue Ribbon?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 31, 2024 11:26 PM (VNX3d)

293 Look folks, the Angels aren't gonna just ride into Aurora packing a bunch of heat.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 31, 2024 11:27 PM (mH6SG)

294 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 31, 2024 10:45 PM (QXQ4l)

IMO, you do the nicest ONTs MisHum-- and I don't mean to slight any of the other Cobs-- it's just that yours seem the most 'rounded' with general content and quotes n all the *stuff* you put together. I couldn't hope to find all the interesting things in a single evening, to just kick back and enjoy...

(Plus, there's not so many vids that my screen jumps all over the freakin' place at each refresh)

I think you're awesome! Don't know that my opinion counts for much, since I'm not a plank-owner here, but just know that you are appreciated. And, no doubt, taken for granted much of the time.

Sincerely, JQ (moron with no standing)

Posted by: JQ at August 31, 2024 11:27 PM (njWTi)

295 Oregon holds county elections in August?

The intent was to sicken the population of the county before the November elections. Since salmonella is contagious, they were hoping for a full-blown epidemic by November.

I'm sure young Dr. Fauci was taking notes.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 31, 2024 11:28 PM (uxCna)

296 Trevor Jones Dark City soundtrack

https://youtu.be/-u0gfgUDXHY?si=CTmkLxpGiHvu2dI0

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 31, 2024 11:28 PM (lhenN)

297 293 Look folks, the Angels aren't gonna just ride into Aurora packing a bunch of heat.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 31, 2024 11:27 PM (mH6SG)

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The Satan's Slaves would do it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 31, 2024 11:29 PM (WBQfF)

298 >>>And I am here to tell you the bloods and crips look like circle time in kindergarten next to these guys. I have been saying the whole time we have been invaded this is hugely problematic and here we are. This is nothing like we have ever witnessed. I freely admit when I am wrong, and hope that is the case here. But if not, fasten your seatbelt.
Posted by: Piper
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Agree with you completely except the Angels are not a run of the mill gang, at least they weren't.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2024 11:30 PM (oE25o)

299 I have a joke for you, MisHum! Why did coffee call the police?

Posted by: Piper at August 31, 2024 11:31 PM (pZEOD)

300 232
'What more does a guy need for infatuation?'

Does she have big hooters?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 31, 2024 11:31 PM (3wi/L)

301 299. It was mugged.

Posted by: Piper at August 31, 2024 11:31 PM (pZEOD)

302 277
Did this 'report' mention what area?
Posted by: Puddleglum

Of course not.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



Ft. Myer would not be accessible to the public. Arlington Cemetery most certainly is, with some caveats. It's not like they store classified info at Arlington Cemetery. Trump, who was invited, did nothing wrong. Too many people have had TDS rot there brains.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 31, 2024 11:31 PM (ohOaC)

303 See no reason some motorcycle gang is going to go toss out illegals and just go away after that

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2024 11:33 PM (fwDg9)

304 And I am here to tell you the bloods and crips look like circle time in kindergarten next to these guys. I have been saying the whole time we have been invaded this is hugely problematic and here we are.

Let me scare you some more:

I have read a few articles recently about globalists wanting to stir up WW3 via Ukraine/NATO. Of the many wins that the globalist hope to achieve, other than revenge against Putin and to cover up the Globalists' economic collapse they are causing, is to chew up as many young US military men in a grinding and pointless war.

So the former US military has depleted stores, the Navy is removing active ships because they can't staff them, recruitment is down and tens of millions of military aged men have invaded the US and are taking up arms and territory.

We have already been conquered and now they want to kill as many fighting American men so as to pose little resistance to the foreign invasion.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 31, 2024 11:33 PM (0Y1Ss)

305 >>>
==
So I didn't appreciate the rules until I had botched a few. My apologies. I still like 'From Here To Maternity' though.
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, e solo un po imbarazzante #01 at August 31, 2024 11:04 PM (qfLjt)

Eh, I was trying to set up a joke around Mo(r)ons no apologies needed!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 31, 2024 11:33 PM (FnneF)

306 >>Look folks, the Angels aren't gonna just ride into Aurora packing a bunch of heat.

That might be a bad bet. They probably won't carry but weapons have a funny way of showing up where they do.

And they don't seem to care for leftists all that much. Sonny didn't.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2024 11:34 PM (LkLld)

307 How did mnw survive the TWO beaver threads only a few days apart???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

And I missed it! Dayum, 'cause I could have contributed to it with experience. Knew a gal blessed with such. Didn't experience it (damn the luck) but we did discus them.

Top and bottom, not side by side if you must know.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 31, 2024 11:35 PM (WXNFJ)

308 274 The fortieth anniversary of this was just a couple of days ago.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 31, 2024 11:19 PM (uxCna)
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Were the election results... tossed?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 31, 2024 11:20 PM (MwnHa)
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Put on ice(berg).

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, e solo un po imbarazzante #03 at August 31, 2024 11:36 PM (qfLjt)

309 That might be a bad bet.

Maybe so but I'll take the bet. Let's just say that I doubt the veracity of that rumor. And that's all it is, for now.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 31, 2024 11:37 PM (mH6SG)

310 Look folks, the Angels aren't gonna just ride into Aurora packing a bunch of heat.
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The Satan's Slaves would do it.


Satan doesn't cast out Satan.

When considering that the Marxists have managed to usher the globe into a thousand years of darkness, clearly dark spiritual forces are at work. Hell's Angels are not led by Michael the Archangel.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 31, 2024 11:37 PM (0Y1Ss)

311 One report I heard on the radio said Trump attempted to access a highly restricted area at Arlington!!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 31, 2024 10:44 PM (63Dwl)

Did he lunge across the limo to try to wrestle the steering wheel from his driver's hands so he could crash into it?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 31, 2024 11:38 PM (KruI8)

312 This thing busts open bullets will be flying every which a way. And how will one know who is who? I'm getting a boat. When it breaks loose I'll be 12 miles out watching it burn.
It'll only take about a week to settle down.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2024 11:39 PM (oE25o)

313 And they don't seem to care for leftists all that much. Sonny didn't.
Posted by: JackStraw

Had him as a patient; but, under his given name.
It took me a bit before I figured it out.
He was a good patient too.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 31, 2024 11:40 PM (w+25F)

314 >>Maybe so but I'll take the bet. Let's just say that I doubt the veracity of that rumor. And that's all it is, for now.

Can we at least admit it's an awesome rumor?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2024 11:40 PM (LkLld)

315 Can we at least admit it's an awesome rumor?

Nah, excessive CGI in action/adventure movies has spoiled us.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 31, 2024 11:41 PM (0Y1Ss)

316 >>>Top and bottom, not side by side if you must know.
Posted by: Tonypete
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Are you sure it wasn't a hairy starfish?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2024 11:42 PM (oE25o)

317 Can we at least admit it's an awesome rumor?

Sure can. But unintended consequences are always in play. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 31, 2024 11:42 PM (mH6SG)

318 I quit watching FNM, didn't want to give myself a rage stroke. But it does mean that I don't even know what lies they are spewing to idiots that still swallow that crap.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 31, 2024 11:42 PM (83y/e)

319 unintended consequences are always in play. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Maybe they'll be hired as security in Aurora!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 31, 2024 11:43 PM (w+25F)

320 A number of years ago when I was still serving at a Mexican joint one of the okc biker gangs came in, like 30 of em, everyone was afraid to take the table so I did. Super nice guys. Made over 300$ on that table.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2024 11:43 PM (MGB5H)

321 https://tinyurl.com/2kwhvax9
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2024 11:44 PM (fwDg9)

322 From what I am reading we not only sold an F16 to the ukies but also the patriot missile that shot it down. Also launched by the ukies.
That's a helluva money laundering scheme.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 31, 2024 11:45 PM (MeG8a)

323 Can we at least admit it's an awesome rumor?

It would be quicker and more simple to just turn off the utilities to those seized apartment buildings. With the power out and the toilets no longer flushing, the locusts will soon leave.

Though they will probably take the copper with them.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 31, 2024 11:45 PM (0Y1Ss)

324 Back from Pizza Night in Rowley. Sam's Saloon was closed for renovations. Might have been a plumbing problem, don't know. But they had beer and liquor service set up in the community hall across the street. Pizza was good, and tomorrow's breakfast is assured.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2024 11:45 PM (TNJzY)

325 Welp, got absolutely nothin' planned for Labor Day. It's a day off, nothin' more, nothin' less. Hope the rest of you have something fun on the burner. Hopefully a nice steak. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 31, 2024 11:47 PM (mH6SG)

326 It would be quicker and more simple to just turn off the utilities to those seized apartment buildings. With the power out and the toilets no longer flushing, the locusts will soon leave.

Though they will probably take the copper with them.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 31, 2024 11:45 PM (0Y1Ss)

Thing is, apparently there still legitimate tenants in the buildings, and the gangsters are extorting"rent" from them, and will likely take them as hostages if a siege occurs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2024 11:48 PM (TNJzY)

327 From what I am reading we not only sold an F16 to the ukies but also the patriot missile that shot it down. Also launched by the ukies.

A Russian oligarch offered 15 million rubles ($170,000) to the first guy to shoot down an F-16.

Some people have wondered if the Patriot crew should get it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 31, 2024 11:49 PM (uxCna)

328 Back from Pizza Night in Rowley. Sam's Saloon was closed for renovations. ..l
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2024 11:45 PM (TNJzY)
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I can hardly conceive of a place that remote.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 31, 2024 11:49 PM (RIvkX)

329 Sorry I'm late. Was having g a couple drinks out on the beach. Erry body good tonight?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 31, 2024 11:50 PM (jLKE+)

330 Thing is, apparently there still legitimate tenants in the buildings, and the gangsters are extorting"rent" from them, and will likely take them as hostages if a siege occurs.

So your vote for these hostages is a Hollywood styled meet up of the heavily armed Venezuelan gangs and the romanticized Hells' Angels?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 31, 2024 11:50 PM (0Y1Ss)

331 >>Sure can. But unintended consequences are always in play. Just sayin'.

Life is a series of Butterfly Effect situations.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2024 11:51 PM (LkLld)

332 I enjoyed "the bikeriders" thought it had a number of good performances.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2024 11:51 PM (MGB5H)

333 I can see it now, if the Hell's Angels rolls in, there will be AWFLs tearing up lawns, blocking traffic and gluing themselves to things in protest of the Hell's Angels "genocide" of the innocent Venezuelan "refugees".

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 31, 2024 11:52 PM (0Y1Ss)

334 So your vote for these hostages is a Hollywood styled meet up of the heavily armed Venezuelan gangs and the romanticized Hells' Angels?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 31, 2024 11:50 PM (0Y1Ss)

I don't know how it will play out. But the legitimate tenants are caught in the middle. If they could exfiltrate all the legitimate tenants, I'd call in Truly Nolen to tent the buildings, and pump in methylene chloride.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2024 11:53 PM (TNJzY)

335 don't know how it will play out. But the legitimate tenants are caught in the middle. If they could exfiltrate all the legitimate tenants, I'd call in Truly Nolen to tent the buildings, and pump in methylene chloride.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I saw get one bad ass Korean and send him in The Raid style.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2024 11:54 PM (MGB5H)

336 I don't believe the rumors of Hell's Angels coming to take over the apartments from the Venezuelan gangs.
I hope I may be wrong but all that footage is from years ago.
Listen up, unless you are personally willing to shoot someone in the face with .45, no one is coming to help you.
Ever.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 31, 2024 11:54 PM (MeG8a)

337 A Russian oligarch offered 15 million rubles ($170,000) to the first guy to shoot down an F-16.

Offer ten times that for a Ukie to fly an intact F-16 to the Russian oligarch's secret airfield and lair.

Corruption is pretty much a given in Ukraine.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 31, 2024 11:54 PM (0Y1Ss)

338 Wars are a symptom. The cause is much deeper.

This isn't a Republican vs Democrat thing anymore.

This is one of the best political videos I've ever seen and it comes from an unlikely source. There is something happening that is much bigger than political parties in the US. The world is on fire and people are choosing.

@NicoleShanahan
Finish the story, Bobby. 🇺🇸

https://tinyurl.com/5728zvwr



Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2024 10:44 PM

I can almost like Fleetwood Mac again after this. Almost...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 31, 2024 11:55 PM (IXbHc)

339 I can hardly conceive of a place that remote.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 31, 2024 11:49 PM (RIvkX)

Remote? It's only a few miles away from several major highways, and only a half-hour road trip for to get to.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2024 11:55 PM (TNJzY)

340 Welp, got absolutely nothin' planned for Labor Day. It's a day off, nothin' more, nothin' less. Hope the rest of you have something fun on the burner. Hopefully a nice steak. Heh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 31, 2024 11:47 PM (mH6SG)

Ribs.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 31, 2024 11:57 PM (0eaVi)

341 I can almost like Fleetwood Mac again after this. Almost...
Posted by: Joe Kidd a

*boo this man gif*

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 31, 2024 11:57 PM (MGB5H)

342 52 New poll. Male voters prefer Kamala.

Actual question: who would you prefer to have sex with, Trump or Harris?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 31, 2024 10:07 PM (VNX3d)


Trump for me, either Melania or Ivanka.

Or both, I'm easy.

Posted by: BillyD at August 31, 2024 11:58 PM (Yt3ED)

343 My farrier was telling me about this apartment complex last week when he was here. He said the company that ran the complex it is offering 1st/last months rent for tenants to relocate to one of their other properties. So, take 'innocent tenants' with a grain of salt. They've been offered a good chance to get out.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 31, 2024 11:58 PM (83y/e)

344 Can someone explain what this matter of unmuted mikes actually implies and why the arguments for/against?

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, e solo un po imbarazzante #04 at August 31, 2024 11:59 PM (qfLjt)

345 Ribs.

Excellent.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 31, 2024 11:59 PM (mH6SG)

346 Welp, got absolutely nothin' planned for Labor Day. It's a day off, nothin' more, nothin' less. Hope the rest of you have something fun on the burner. Hopefully a nice steak. Heh.

I had all kinds of plans to smoke meat for this weekend until my pellet grill decided that the auger needs to run counter-clockwise rather than feed pellets into the burn pot (clockwise).

I'm still trying to figure out how a motor can all of a sudden reverse its direction mid-cook.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 31, 2024 11:59 PM (0Y1Ss)

347 "My farrier was telling me about this..."

Well, if you can't believe a guy that shoes horses for a living...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 31, 2024 11:59 PM (MeG8a)

348 The Hells Angels might be a fun fantasy, but those Venezuelan gangs are bloody, and unless a group goes with a lot of artillery and is ready to do a lot of killing right away, those guys aren’t leaving.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 01, 2024 12:00 AM (S6gqv)

349 Can someone explain what this matter of unmuted mikes actually implies and why the arguments for/against?

Could you imagine the psychological crisis that Sean Hannity would have if his mike was muted when he was interviewing a guest?

Talking over people all the time is ratings gold.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 01, 2024 12:01 AM (0Y1Ss)

350 when was the last confirmed sighting of a living, breathing, walking, talking Joe Biden?

Who is in charge?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 01, 2024 12:01 AM (991eG)

351 My farrier was telling me about this apartment complex last week when he was here. He said the company that ran the complex it is offering 1st/last months rent for tenants to relocate to one of their other properties. So, take 'innocent tenants' with a grain of salt. They've been offered a good chance to get out.
Posted by: PaleRider

Is it possible the gangs are threatening anyone who tries to leave?
After all, fewer tenants means less extortion money for them.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 01, 2024 12:01 AM (elaR+)

352 Back on evening shift at least Tuesday and Wednesday so trying to stay up past midnight and sleep in
Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2024 09:58

OK Skip, sure. Like that's gonna happen.

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at September 01, 2024 12:01 AM (55Qr6)

353 Anyone know how many gang members there actually are? If only we had a bunch of reporters or something...

Posted by: skywch at September 01, 2024 12:02 AM (uqhmb)

354 Labor Day is when all the babies get born right?

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, e solo un po imbarazzante #05 at September 01, 2024 12:02 AM (qfLjt)

355 Well he is driving to various clients so probably has the radio on, and of course hears their take on current events. I haven't turned on the TV in 4 months, rather be uniformed than misinformed by the local commiecrat talking heads.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 01, 2024 12:02 AM (83y/e)

356 Can someone explain what this matter of unmuted mikes actually implies and why the arguments for/against?
Posted by: Ciampino

The muted mics worked well in the trump/biden debate. And Kamala wants her "IM SPEAKING" moment. That's literally it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 12:02 AM (MGB5H)

357 Don't stop, thinking about tomorrow
Don't stop, it will soon be here

Somehow Barky didn't get us though tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2024 12:03 AM (fwDg9)

358 I think the muted mics are an opportunity to protect Harris as much if not more than to muzzle Trump.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie at September 01, 2024 12:04 AM (DTrt9)

359 The Hells Angels might be a fun fantasy, but those Venezuelan gangs are bloody, and unless a group goes with a lot of artillery and is ready to do a lot of killing right away, those guys aren’t leaving.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Not saying the current hells angels are. But there are definitely biker gangs in this country that would have no problem with that.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 12:04 AM (MGB5H)

360 I'm still trying to figure out how a motor can all of a sudden reverse its direction mid-cook.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 31, 2024 11:59 PM (0Y1Ss)

Australian model?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 01, 2024 12:04 AM (0eaVi)

361 Is it possible the gangs are threatening anyone who tries to leave?
After all, fewer tenants means less extortion money for them.


Tell the ATF that their continued funding is at stake and there are rumors of Branch Davidians inside.

-- or --

Tell the FBI that the Venezuelans are Pro-Life activists holed up inside and are praying.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 01, 2024 12:05 AM (0Y1Ss)

362 344 Can someone explain what this matter of unmuted mikes actually implies and why the arguments for/against?
Posted by: Ciampino -
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Back talk, bitch asides.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2024 12:05 AM (oE25o)

363 Remote? It's only a few miles away from several major highways, and only a half-hour road trip for to get to.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2024 11:55 PM (TNJzY)
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Looks remote on a map. But anything more than 2 bus stops is "far away."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2024 12:06 AM (RIvkX)

364 I'm still trying to figure out how a motor can all of a sudden reverse its direction mid-cook.

*********

Did you try jiggling the handle?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 01, 2024 12:07 AM (991eG)

365 >>Looks remote on a map

At this point in time I'm wishing I lived there *sigh*

Posted by: skywch at September 01, 2024 12:08 AM (uqhmb)

366 This AZ/NM game is cray. 24-24 AZ receiver has 5 catches 195 yards and 3 TDs. 4 min left in first half

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 12:08 AM (MGB5H)

367 tapping out for the night.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 01, 2024 12:09 AM (0Y1Ss)

368 195

Bah, I'm a Gen X-er. I'll pick up my rotary phone, call the number, and have my Pocket Fisherman and K-Tel 8-tracks delivered COD, thank you very much.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 31, 2024 10:45 PM (QdGJh)


Wow, I'd forgotten all about COD. I wonder when that stopped being a thing, probably some time in the '80s, when most people had acquired credit cards.

Posted by: BillyD at September 01, 2024 12:09 AM (Yt3ED)

369 357 Don't stop, thinking about tomorrow
Don't stop, it will soon be here

Somehow Barky didn't get us though tomorrow
Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2024 12:03 AM (fwDg9)

Yesterday...
Al my troubles seemed so far awaaayy...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 01, 2024 12:10 AM (IXbHc)

370 an someone explain what this matter of unmuted mikes actually implies and why the arguments for/against?
Posted by: Ciampino

The muted mics worked well in the trump/biden debate. And Kamala wants her "IM SPEAKING" moment. That's literally it.
Posted by: BruceWayne

She needs that 'indignation' over being interrupted and a 'she persevered' moment to prove she's a strong female.
(barf)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 01, 2024 12:10 AM (w+25F)

371 Wow, I'd forgotten all about COD. I wonder when that stopped being a thing, probably some time in the '80s, when most people had acquired credit cards.
Posted by: BillyD at

Nah I had to do peak season delivery for UPS in 2006. Still had COD

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 12:10 AM (MGB5H)

372 She needs that 'indignation' over being interrupted and a 'she persevered' moment to prove she's a strong female.
(barf)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Yes that's why they want it so then the msm and interwebs can say yaaaassss queen

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 12:12 AM (MGB5H)

373 Tomorrow.

https://tinyurl.com/5ft52rt7

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2024 12:13 AM (LkLld)

374 Kamaunist has already used the I'm Talking Here bit in a past debate. Even the Communist News Network knows she wants to use it again

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2024 12:13 AM (fwDg9)

375 Please allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery.

Posted by: K-Tel at September 01, 2024 12:14 AM (xcIvR)

376 Hells Angels, in their day, were very violent, and would not hesitate to kill an enemy or a rival.

Cartels will kill the enemy or rival, their family, their grandparents, any pets including the goldfish, and hang their headless bodies off of highway overpasses, with graffiti painted in the victims' blood on the abutments.

Cartels will engage with Squad Level military tactics and arms, including armored vehicles. A whole lotta Cartel has been trained by U.S. ex SF types, who got paid $$$ for their treason.

Cartels aren't bringing this level of heat to the U.S. Yet.

But they will, if they're not met with resistance of an equal, or greater power.

Barney ain't gonna nip it in the bud, either.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 01, 2024 12:15 AM (kQgoX)

377 This just in: The mayor and chief of police in San Francisco are SHOCKED that a '49ers player was shot during a robbery attempt at Union Square, once the safest place in the city.
SHOCKED, I tell you...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 01, 2024 12:15 AM (MeG8a)

378 I'm about to issue a DNR order for my sourdough starter. It's a big fizzle!

About the only thing it's good for is smearing on my pony's neck to keep the birds from nesting there.

You know what they say, "Yeast is yeast and nest is nest, and never the mane shall tweet!"

Posted by: Muldoon at September 01, 2024 12:16 AM (991eG)

379 Mics, muted or unmuted, in terms of this debate, with the prior president, will be significant, to the American people, and to future generations to have a new way forward to turn the page.

Posted by: Kamala at September 01, 2024 12:16 AM (55boN)

380 Texas court rules latinx group corrupt ag ken paxton who tried to intimidate latinx voter group by raiding their homes looking he said for evidence of mishandling federal funding. Court finds that group never had any federal funding to mishandle! Why doesn't biden deal with these nazi thugs?

Posted by: raimondo at September 01, 2024 12:16 AM (B9V7n)

381 I'm still waiting for my "Freedom Rock" tapes.

Posted by: Reforger at September 01, 2024 12:16 AM (xcIvR)

382 Israeli military says it has located several bodies in Gaza

https://tinyurl.com/fdct73e7

Written like that reminds me of '6-seater Cesna crashes in cemetery. Hundreds of bodies recovered.'

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, e solo un po imbarazzante #07 at September 01, 2024 12:16 AM (qfLjt)

383 265 Did this 'report' mention what area?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 31, 2024 11:18 PM (ohOaC)
-
The Demo Voter section?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 31, 2024 11:19 PM (MwnHa)


Maybe he tried to piss on Ted Kennedy's grave. Get in line, pal.

(I still can't believe they buried that shitstain at Arlington)

Posted by: BillyD at September 01, 2024 12:17 AM (Yt3ED)

384 This just in: The mayor and chief of police in San Francisco are SHOCKED that a '49ers player was shot during a robbery attempt at Union Square, once the safest place in the city.
SHOCKED, I tell you...
Posted by: gourmand du jour

How'd a 17yo in Cali get a gun? Pretty sure that's illegal. Also Ricky pearsall was shot in the chest. And there is a video of him walking to the ambulance mostly unaided. That's a dude right there.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 12:17 AM (MGB5H)

385 Well stayed up late enough tonight
Hope everyone has a good night

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2024 12:18 AM (fwDg9)

386 Cowards all: Pacific leaders remove Taiwan from communique after China complaint

https://tinyurl.com/2y9jav8r

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, e molto imbarazzante #08 at September 01, 2024 12:19 AM (qfLjt)

387 G'nite, Skip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 01, 2024 12:20 AM (mH6SG)

388 Later, Skip

Posted by: Muldoon at September 01, 2024 12:21 AM (991eG)

389 Cowards all: Pacific leaders remove Taiwan from communique after China complaint

https://tinyurl.com/2y9jav8r
Posted by: Ciampino

The us (Florida) beat "Chinese Taipei" in the llws I think 2 weeks ago, and even the eapn announcers kept calling them Taiwan. Made me laugh.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 12:21 AM (MGB5H)

390 How'd a 17yo in Cali get a gun? Pretty sure that's illegal. Also Ricky pearsall was shot in the chest. And there is a video of him walking to the ambulance mostly unaided. That's a dude right there.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 12:17 AM (MGB5H)

Teddy Roosevelt gave a speech after being shot in the chest.



Posted by: Archer at September 01, 2024 12:23 AM (IDphi)

391 NASA spacecraft collision may have created a meteor shower that will last for 100 years

https://tinyurl.com/b49rtfvw

(I hope their computer models are better than the globull warming ones)

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, e molto imbarazzante #09 at September 01, 2024 12:23 AM (qfLjt)

392
Kamala wants her "IM SPEAKING" moment.

Posted by: BruceWayne

================

People have forgotten she's capable of being an obnoxious stomper when she's not gigging about Venn diagrams. Trump will have to be ready for this.
https://tinyurl.com/47s328hp

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 01, 2024 12:24 AM (n7rxJ)

393 I'm still trying to figure out how a motor can all of a sudden reverse its direction mid-cook.
*********
Did you try jiggling the handle?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 01, 2024 12:07

Slap hot iron on it.

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at September 01, 2024 12:24 AM (55Qr6)

394 *giggling

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 01, 2024 12:24 AM (n7rxJ)

395
Looks remote on a map. But anything more than 2 bus stops is "far away."
Posted by: San Franpsycho


The WEF fifteen minute city.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2024 12:24 AM (63Dwl)

396 People have forgotten she's capable of being an obnoxious stomper when she's not gigging about Venn diagrams. Trump will have to be ready for this.
https://tinyurl.com/47s328hp
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Yes but that's when she had her scripted nasty questions. Tulsi absolutely murdered her in the 2020 dem debates by just using her positions against her.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 12:25 AM (MGB5H)

397 133 16
'45 of the 50 drunkest counties in the US are in Wisconsin.'

They like their beer. That's for sure.

I grew up there. Yes, it was a heavy drinking culture. I always figured it was two things, the weather and the general common belief that you could never leave. I got a standard "yeah right" response when I said I was.

Posted by: azjaeger at September 01, 2024 12:27 AM (3/XaG)

398 375 Please allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery.

Posted by: K-Tel at September 01, 2024 12:14 AM (xcIvR)


Yeah, I'm old, and "a few weeks" is still my expectation for deliveries. I'm still not quite used to ordering in the morning and getting it in the afternoon, or the next day.

Posted by: BillyD at September 01, 2024 12:28 AM (Yt3ED)

399 I'lll leave you all to it.

Endeavor to persevere!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 01, 2024 12:28 AM (991eG)

400 Out-of-control Bronco driver mows down golfers in Delaware

https://mol.im/a/13797927

Rest easy, not a white Bronco -- zombie OJ Simpson

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, e molto imbarazzante #10 at September 01, 2024 12:28 AM (qfLjt)

401 386 Cowards all: Pacific leaders remove Taiwan from communique after China complaint

https://tinyurl.com/2y9jav8r
Posted by: Ciampino -
---------------------------

Feed the alligator.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2024 12:30 AM (oE25o)

402 Hunted for their body parts and raped by men with HIV who believe it will cure their disease: How Cameroon's brave albino women and children face brutality at the hands of cruel witchdoctors (this is actually a belief all over Africa).

https://mol.im/a/13761929

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, e molto imbarazzante #11 at September 01, 2024 12:31 AM (qfLjt)

403 G'nite, Muldoon.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 01, 2024 12:31 AM (mH6SG)

404
Thing is, apparently there still legitimate tenants in the buildings, and the gangsters are extorting"rent" from them, and will likely take them as hostages if a siege occurs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

==============

How, literally, is this working? Where are the owners of these buildings? Do the Venezuelan gangs pay rent? If not, can they not be evicted in the usual way? Armed officers take locks off doors and throw people out when landlords get court orders. Are the tenants paying double rent -- to the landlords and the gangs?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 01, 2024 12:33 AM (n7rxJ)

405 I'm still trying to figure out how a motor can all of a sudden reverse its direction mid-cook.
Posted by: Unknown Drip


Alternating current, obviously.

Posted by: mindful webworker - 60 whats at September 01, 2024 12:34 AM (SFn6i)

406 Evenin', Horde, from BC. Weird reading the blog on left coast time.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2024 12:34 AM (LqBMX)

407 Well, I am going to call it a night. Getting real sleepy here. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2024 12:34 AM (TNJzY)

408 More on those bodies: Overnight, the IDF recovered the bodies of six Israeli hostages from a Hamas tunnel in Rafah in the southern Gaza Strip, who according to the military were murdered by their captors not long before they were found.

https://tinyurl.com/2bzpyb73

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, e molto imbarazzante #13 at September 01, 2024 12:35 AM (qfLjt)

409 @IDF

The bodies of Carmel Gat, Eden Yerushalmi, Hersh Goldberg-Polin, Alexander Lobanov, Almog Sarusi, and Master Sergeant Ori Danino were found and recovered yesterday.

They were all taken hostage on October 7 and were murdered by the Hamas terrorist organization while in captivity in Gaza.

The IDF and ISA send their heartfelt condolences to the families. Israeli security forces are operating with all means to bring home all the hostages as fast as possible.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2024 12:35 AM (LkLld)

410 =

How, literally, is this working? Where are the owners of these buildings? Do the Venezuelan gangs pay rent? If not, can they not be evicted in the usual way? Armed officers take locks off doors and throw people out when landlords get court orders. Are the tenants paying double rent -- to the landlords and the gangs?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

The cops when called told the tenants that it's a legal issue with you and your landlord. The landlords are still getting their normal rent and aren't trying to get involved saying it's obviously a police issue. And yes they are paying a second rent to the gang to be there.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 12:36 AM (MGB5H)

411
Yes but that's when she had her scripted nasty questions. Tulsi absolutely murdered her in the 2020 dem debates by just using her positions against her.
Posted by: BruceWayne

==============

She'll have some scripted nasty questions for the debate, should it happen. I hope Trump is ready to have the same kind of knock-down, drag-out he had with Hillary.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 01, 2024 12:37 AM (n7rxJ)

412 335 don't know how it will play out. But the legitimate tenants are caught in the middle. If they could exfiltrate all the legitimate tenants, I'd call in Truly Nolen to tent the buildings, and pump in methylene chloride.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I saw get one bad ass Korean and send him in The Raid style.
Posted by: BruceWayne



I think that was Indonesian but I get the point.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 01, 2024 12:38 AM (ohOaC)

413 She'll have some scripted nasty questions for the debate, should it happen. I hope Trump is ready to have the same kind of knock-down, drag-out he had with Hillary.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

He will. But I very much doubt that Kumala will debate.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 12:38 AM (MGB5H)

414 think that was Indonesian but I get the point.
Posted by: Puddleglum at

Dammit! Was it? I'll see myself to the barrel. It was still awesome

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 12:39 AM (MGB5H)

415 I need to close this tab, so I'm leaving the link for y'all. Not recommending it. Just passing it along.

I'm on Drugs by Ellis Dee
https://youtu.be/XVGTOi46-qo

Posted by: mindful webworker - stuck in space men at September 01, 2024 12:39 AM (SFn6i)

416 So as we go into this Labor Day Weekend,

Let's all take a deep breath, have a relaxing day with maybe a BBQ with family and friends.

Tuesday will come soon enough.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 01, 2024 12:41 AM (TDvv2)

417
The landlords are still getting their normal rent and aren't trying to get involved saying it's obviously a police issue. And yes they are paying a second rent to the gang to be there.
Posted by: BruceWayne

==============

What a shytshow. These gangs can clearly see all they have to do is walk in and demand money from the stupid, passive Americans.

I don't think the Hells Angels are coming, and even if they were, what's the plan? A shootout?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 01, 2024 12:41 AM (n7rxJ)

418 335 don't know how it will play out. But the legitimate tenants are caught in the middle. If they could exfiltrate all the legitimate tenants, I'd call in Truly Nolen to tent the buildings, and pump in methylene chloride.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I saw get one bad ass Korean and send him in The Raid style.
Posted by: BruceWayne


I think that was Indonesian but I get the point.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 01, 2024 12:38 AM (ohOaC)

Send one Gurkha and one Texas Ranger. They can start at opposite ends of the complex and meet in the middle.

Posted by: Count de Monet, in Fantasyland at September 01, 2024 12:42 AM (Aqu9a)

419 AOP -- Ha, didn't even see that. "Struck a cord," as if they hit a large bunch of wood. These shitty on-line webzines need to hire some fucking editors, or at least a few people who can spell.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 01, 2024 12:42 AM (XMwZJ)

420 What a shytshow. These gangs can clearly see all they have to do is walk in and demand money from the stupid, passive Americans.

I don't think the Hells Angels are coming, and even if they were, what's the plan? A shootout?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

No they aren't and as others have said the hells angels are just a brand now, they aren't a real skull cracking gang anymore. But I'd say the best outcome would be a shootout, preferably from the residents. But it's Aurora CO so the chances of that are less than zero.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 12:45 AM (MGB5H)

421 Send one Gurkha and one Texas Ranger. They can start at opposite ends of the complex and meet in the middle.
Posted by: Count de Monet

I'd see that movie.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 12:46 AM (MGB5H)

422 Are they going to show the "Finish the Story, Bobby" video on TV? They dhoukd be showing thst everywhere. That's a Kamala killer.

Posted by: Megthered at September 01, 2024 12:47 AM (XR9vR)

423 The Hells Angels will get in trouble with the feds for crimes committed after crossing state lines to confront drug dealers, gang members, and cartel members here illegally from Mexico.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie at September 01, 2024 12:47 AM (DTrt9)

424 Are they going to show the "Finish the Story, Bobby" video on TV? They dhoukd be showing thst everywhere. That's a Kamala killer.
Posted by: Megthered at

She's been going scorched earth on the Dems the last couple weeks. Been nice to see.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 12:49 AM (MGB5H)

425 The fact we have documented a bunch of undocumented South American Gangs running rampant within the state of Colorado should be issue enough to send the National Guard in to "Cleanse" Colorado of said invaders.

An ACT OF WAR it is at the very least.

Or has Colorado become at state full of lemmings?

The Democrate Fever is strong here...

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 01, 2024 12:51 AM (TDvv2)

426 I'm out, too. Y'all have fun.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie at September 01, 2024 12:52 AM (DTrt9)

427 Here's another great video Shanahan posted if y'all haven't seen it yet.

https://tinyurl.com/crww26m

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 12:53 AM (MGB5H)

428 This is my exit. Dog's barking at coyotes. Warden will call lights out soon.

https://youtu.be/hzy3PT3uzJg

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - last call at September 01, 2024 12:54 AM (SFn6i)

429 An ACT OF WAR it is at the very least.

Or has Colorado become at state full of lemmings?

The Democrate Fever is strong here...
Posted by: Nightwatch

Ghey Polis would never act against the dem constituency.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 12:54 AM (MGB5H)

430 Is the SF shooter of that NFL player today an illegal? Media is not so strangely silent even as the suspect was caught immediately. Keep an eye on this story

My bet is he gets his ass kicked in lockup.
"What are you in for?"
"I shot our city's first round pick."

Posted by: Chuck C at September 01, 2024 12:56 AM (yOPBE)

431 Hey, BruceWayne, how's things with you?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 01, 2024 01:00 AM (Sgq8y)

432 Hey, BruceWayne, how's things with you?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Oh you know living the dream, college football started again so I'm happy, make the lady watch it with me hahah. School is boring af. Got my A ticket in June though. 4 months to go. Assume ima see you in Texas in a few weeks?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 01:02 AM (MGB5H)

433 The shooter is a juvenile with a firearm.
That is all we may ever know of him.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 01, 2024 01:07 AM (MeG8a)

434 I'm still trying to figure out how a motor can all of a sudden reverse its direction mid-cook.
-----
Assuming an A/C motor, probably the start capacitor failing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2024 01:09 AM (XeU6L)

435 The shooter is a juvenile with a firearm.
That is all we may ever know of him.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

But that's illegal. So it can't be true.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 01:09 AM (F2blH)

436 You need to come to a reality about what the last 3 years of Democrate rule has allowed.

The Southern border has been over run for the last 3 years.

The Democrates put illegals on airliners and flew them into the interior of our country.

This has been a defacto invasion of our Sovereign borders.

TRUMP 2024 if we even have a nation that can vote come November.

Nightwatch out...

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 01, 2024 01:10 AM (TDvv2)

437 The shooter is a juvenile with a firearm.
That is all we may ever know of him.
--------

In Calizuela, juveniles can demand sex-altering meds & procedures. Hmm.

Maybe they shouldn't be allowed to hide behind their age after all?

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2024 01:10 AM (njWTi)

438 418 335 don't know how it will play out. But the legitimate tenants are caught in the middle. If they could exfiltrate all the legitimate tenants, I'd call in Truly Nolen to tent the buildings, and pump in methylene chloride.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I saw get one bad ass Korean and send him in The Raid style.
Posted by: BruceWayne


I think that was Indonesian but I get the point.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 01, 2024 12:38 AM (ohOaC)

Send one Gurkha and one Texas Ranger. They can start at opposite ends of the complex and meet in the middle.
Posted by: Count de Monet



Judge Dredd and the hot little blonde gal that was in the movie (2012).

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 01, 2024 01:18 AM (jrKun)

439 Judge Dredd and the hot little blonde gal that was in the movie (2012).
Posted by: Puddleglum at

Urban was such an awesome Dredd. The fact that wasn't a franchise is one of the many things wrong with Hollywood.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 01:21 AM (MGB5H)

440 Judge Dredd and the hot little blonde gal that was in the movie (2012).
Posted by: Puddleglum


That would work with last night's ONT game.

Things To Do In Denver When You're DRead.

Posted by: mikeski at September 01, 2024 01:21 AM (DgGvY)

441 Judge Dredd and the hot little blonde gal that was in the movie (2012).
Posted by: Puddleglum

Olivia Thirlby. Also in Juno and Oppenheimer.

https://tinyurl.com/muem45t4

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 01:33 AM (F2blH)

442 Yes, I am planning on Texas. There were a couple of real blowouts in college football today. I am glad that things are going well, look forward to seeing you there.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 01, 2024 01:36 AM (Sgq8y)

443 DDS

For sure. Ya Sparty won a nail bitter. It's gonna take time for us to be good again but I liked what I saw. Sooners rolled. Qb looks good. Wish tamu wouldn't beat the Irish. But I hate both so it's a wash. Hahah. Ya be nice to see ya again!

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 01:40 AM (F2blH)

444 Olivia Thirlby. Yep, that's her. Pretty gal.

Saw PSU beat WV today. Nice to see that fine rivalry come back, at least for a bit. The Hokies choked in OT. That seems to be the thing they do now. The ACC is going to be PAC12'd eventually. Not nearly the college football fanboy I once was. Not a fan of all the rivalries that have disappeared due to all the conference moves. Washington St. and Oregon St got boned. NCAA needs to be dissolved.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 01, 2024 01:50 AM (jrKun)

445 Puddleglum at

Dude not only did VT "choke" they lost to Vanderbilt. Some thought VT had a shot to win the acc and they lost to by far the worst team in the SEC. Miami looked good. But Florida is awful. As you said the ACC IS cooked. Florida state already wants out. Until Dabo uses the portal they are Boston college. So Miami gets a top 4 seed in the playoff

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 01:54 AM (MGB5H)

446 Puddlegum

I agree about the rivalries. But we are now weirdly seeing a lot come back. Colorado Nebraska is back and contracted for 5 more years. Penn state and wv are playing again. Miami Florida are playing again. Nd agreed to play both Sparty and Michigan again. Oddly some of the old rivalries are coining back as out of conference games

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 01:59 AM (F2blH)

447 Good night, Horde, I hope that Miklos is okay, his Mama was not doing well the last that I saw.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 01, 2024 02:04 AM (Sgq8y)

448 Twitter started a new account to detail events in Brazil.

Alexandre Files @AlexandreFiles
This account will reveal the unlawful directives issued to X by Alexandre de Moraes.

Posted by: 13times at September 01, 2024 02:30 AM (jAG+j)

449 I'm hoping Pitt/WVU can continue to play. Grew up in W.PA and that was a fun one to watch.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 01, 2024 02:31 AM (jrKun)

450 I'm hoping Pitt/WVU can continue to play. Grew up in W.PA and that was a fun one to watch.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Backyard brawl. They reupped that a couple years ago. Last I checked it's through 2027

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 02:33 AM (MGB5H)

451 Biut it can always change Sparty was supposed to play WV and OU. none of that happened.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 02:40 AM (MGB5H)

452 @446...PSU/WVU was a 2 year home and home arranged before The Great Realignment. Doubt they'll play each other again for a long while.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at September 01, 2024 02:40 AM (Te7DI)

453 PSU/WVU was a 2 year home and home arranged before The Great Realignment. Doubt they'll play each other again for a long while.
Posted by: occam's brassiere

I actually disagree. The the 12 team playoff means you can lose a game or two. And still get there. It will promote more of the old out of conference rivalries.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 02:43 AM (MGB5H)

454 Even osu is gonna get over their butt hurt and schedule bedlam again.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 02:44 AM (MGB5H)

455 @453...In post game press conference, Franklin hinted he's not a big fan of tough opponents in first game of year. Implied heavily that AD likes it for revenue generation, but it's very risky from a season management point of view. But your point is well-taken. Long season and expanded playoffs allow good teams to recover from a game 1 loss to a good team.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at September 01, 2024 02:50 AM (Te7DI)

456 occam's brassiere at

We'll see how it plays out. Franklin is a bitch a never wins the games that matter. But I think what we see over time is a loss no longer sinks you. So schools well want schedule "rivalries" in the out of conference because it makes money and a loss doesn't matter.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 02:53 AM (F2blH)

457 Let me scare you some more:

I have read a few articles recently about globalists wanting to stir up WW3 via Ukraine/NATO. Of the many wins that the globalist hope to achieve, other than revenge against Putin and to cover up the Globalists' economic collapse they are causing, is to chew up as many young US military men in a grinding and pointless war.

So the former US military has depleted stores, the Navy is removing active ships because they can't staff them, recruitment is down and tens of millions of military aged men have invaded the US and are taking up arms and territory.

We have already been conquered and now they want to kill as many fighting American men so as to pose little resistance to the foreign invasion.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 31, 2024 11:33 PM (0Y1Ss)


Hear, hear!

These aren't illegal 'economic migrants'.

Posted by: RickZ at September 01, 2024 02:54 AM (gKDq2)

458 Broadly agree, Bruce. All things considered Franklin's been good for PSU. Good leader, good recruiter, good talent evaluator, good game planner. Subpar in game coach though. That's they lose the big games. They get outcoached in game.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at September 01, 2024 02:58 AM (Te7DI)

459 Broadly agree, Bruce. All things considered Franklin's been good for PSU. Good leader, good recruiter, good talent evaluator, good game planner. Subpar in game coach though. That's they lose the big games. They get outcoached in game.
Posted by: occam's brassiere

Absolutely. I'm a Sparty so we have our own issues. I'm excited for the new regime. But is you're at penn state and act like you are elite then you need to win the important games. And he doesn't. He never will. They'll Prly make the playoffs this year cause of their schedule and lose at home in the first round. And people will again pretend his the coach that will get them to the title. Spoiler: he's not

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 03:02 AM (F2blH)

460 Ok kids I gotta head to bed. Be excellent to each other.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2024 03:14 AM (F2blH)

461 Halftime

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2024 03:18 AM (fwDg9)

462 Oilfield Rando
@Oilfield_Rando
James Carville is going to break everything in his kitchen and smear sh*t on the walls when he sees what Kamala’s staffers did tonight lol

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 01, 2024 03:48 AM (TGPs7)

463 RadioGenoa
@RadioGenoa
Knife wielding immigrants cause chaos in Japan with Japanese people watching in shock. May God save Japan from this apocalypse.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 01, 2024 03:50 AM (TGPs7)

464
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
@dom_lucre
🔥🚨HAPPENING NOW: Biological female porn models recent found out that transgender po*rn generates such a massive amount of income that they're now pretending to be transgender.

This has led to a surprising large amount of backlash from the transgender community that is accusing biological females of copying them and are furious that they are identifying as males. I have added some of their angry responses below. This isn’t a joke.

Transgenders : “We know you're both fake. If you want to do nsfw content then sure do it, hell I do. But don't get in our space.”

“this is harmful as hell to trans people to bait like this. you will have to stop at some point.”

“My breasts and ween are both real and I grew them myself...”

“Yeah I challenge you to go be trans in real life and then keep faking it online.
We all know you couldn't hang hang”

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 01, 2024 03:54 AM (TGPs7)

465 Tim Walz's reaction when asked about Israeli hostages murdered in Gaza - run away as far as he can go!

https://mol.im/a/13802549

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, e molto imbarazzante #14 at September 02, 2024 12:16 AM (qfLjt)

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