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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (8/28/24)
Quote I “It turns out Kamala is the communist everyone thought she was. When you promise price controls on food, you end up with bread lines at the grocery store. When you add $1.7T more spending, inflation goes back up,” President of Club for Growth Action David McIntosh
Counting all of your chickens before they hatch, how quaint.
Quote II "We don't want anyone to get hurt. We want everyone to be safe." Middletown Animal Control Officer Olivia Garcia
I guess that is why she is an officer and not management.
Quote III "The disease is among the most contagious known, and the only way we know to stop it is to maintain very high immunization rates — upwards of 95%. Two doses of vaccine provide lifelong protection for about 97% of recipients.” Paul Cieslak, medical director for communicable diseases and immunizations at the Oregon Health Authority's Public Health Division.
Correct me if I'm wrong. Had some Irish Roman Catholic heckled an imam and thrown things at him I doubt there would have been a suspended sentence. Cynical? Who me?
Farage Assailant Gets No Jail Time. A man has received a suspended prison sentence for throwing objects at Reform UK leader Nigel Farage during a campaign event.Josh Greally, 28, was filmed on June 11 throwing items towards an open-top bus that Mr. Farage was traveling on in Barnsley. The incident occurred while Mr. Farage was campaigning for the general election. The court heard that Greally had traveled to Barnsley to participate in a protest against Mr. Farage.
Reason #9 not to have a trampoline in your backyard.
When thuggery runs rampant. The Second Amendment prevails.
If the ‘good guy with a gun’ story is just a myth… what are we seeing here? What began as a verbal altercation quickly became physical. Then others joined in, and the liquor store employee at the center had a choice: let the angry mob feed off itself and continue to escalate — or take drastic action.
I was intrigued by term, "Beaver-bombing".
‘Beaver-bombing’: unauthorised rodent releases on the rise in English rivers
Experts say trend is because of failure by successive governments to approve releases despite promises
I think I'm safe.
The Food and Drug Administration has been warning for years that some tattoo inks are brimming with bacteria—a large assortment that, when injected into your skin, can cause inflammatory reactions, allergic hypersensitivity, toxic responses, and, of course, straight-up infections. And, worse yet, the labels that say the inks are sterile are not reliable.
Plenty of time for MushHead/Ho's unconstitutional student loan scheme to be found constitutional just before the elections.
Supreme Court Refuses to Lift Nationwide Injunction on Biden-Harris Regime’s Unconstitutional Student Loan Cancellation Scheme The Supreme Court on Wednesday denied the Biden regime’s emergency request to lift a nationwide injunction on its latest student loan cancellation scheme. SCOTUS said in its one-page order that the appeals court handling the case is expected to “render its decision with appropriate dispatch.” There were no dissents.
Cornell University will host a panel this fall discussing Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) in integrated pest management (IPM). The event will take place on Oct. 29 at the Northeastern IPM Center, which is located at Cornell. The event description advertises that “[t]his panel will explore a unique [DEI] perspective; best practices of DEI; an opportunity to learn how to implement change in light of the anti-DEI legislation, and how it’s affecting experiences across the country.”
Is there such a thing as a perfect crime. Don't ask tonight's Genius Award Winners.
Former Town of Cortlandt Employee And Business Owner Plead Guilty To $2.4 Million Environmental Crime Scheme U.S. Attorney's Office, Southern District of New York
Former Town of Cortlandt Employee Robert Dyckman and Business Owner and President Glenn Griffin Plead Guilty to $2.4 Million Public Corruption Offenses in Illegal Dumping Scheme; Griffin Also Pleads Guilty to Separate Bid-Rigging Scheme
ROVER & OUT Incredible moment Range Rover driver has car stolen in middle of the night – only to CHASE down thieves and get it back
The footage above shows the moment thieves dump the car
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 28, 2024 09:57 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: For Pete's Sake at August 28, 2024 09:57 PM (NCsQU)
Posted by: TRex at August 28, 2024 09:57 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: For Pete's Sake at August 28, 2024 09:57 PM (NCsQU)
There's a support group for that.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 28, 2024 09:58 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 28, 2024 09:58 PM (u82oZ)
John F. Kennedy (allegedly)
Howdy, hi, hello, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - honestly at August 28, 2024 09:58 PM (EiEKl)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 28, 2024 09:58 PM (hOUT3)
Drew Hernandez
@DrewHLive
BREAKING: Illegal Aliens in San Diego, California tried to hijack 2 school buses filled with children
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 28, 2024 09:58 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at August 28, 2024 09:58 PM (hftn9)
Drew Hernandez
@DrewHLive
BREAKING: Illegal Aliens in San Diego, California tried to hijack 2 school buses filled with children
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 28, 2024 09:58 PM (TGPs7)
Where is Dirty Harry when CA needs him?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 28, 2024 10:00 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 28, 2024 09:58 PM (QXQ4l)
I need the link for the "almost first" group!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 28, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
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Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2024 10:00 PM (uaBjp)
Posted by: TRex at August 28, 2024 10:00 PM (IQ6Gq)
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Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 28, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
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Ha!!
Posted by: TRex at August 28, 2024 10:01 PM (IQ6Gq)
@BehizyTweets
BREAKING: A group of illegal migrants in San Diego County, California tried to hijack TWO school buses full of Elementary & Middle school kids from the Jamul-Dulzura Union District on Highway 94
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2024 10:01 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 28, 2024 10:01 PM (YiKO5)
R A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalerts
29m
🚨#BREAKING: The national weather service has issued a particular dangerous situation tornado warning for a confirmed large damaging tornado that is on the ground
📌#MoundCity | #SouthDakota
The National Weather Service has issued a PDS (Particularly Dangerous Situation) tornado warning, as a confirmed large and extremely violent tornado is on the ground near Mound City, South Dakota. This is a life-threatening situation. If you, your loved ones, or anyone you know is in the area, take shelter immediately. Once again, the National Weather Service has issued a PDS tornado warning due to a confirmed large and extremely violent tornado on the ground, which has a history of producing multiple tornadoes
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 28, 2024 10:02 PM (c39uV)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at August 28, 2024 10:02 PM (hftn9)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at August 28, 2024 10:02 PM (mH6SG)
"The disease is among the most contagious known, and the only way we know to stop it is to maintain very high immunization rates — upwards of 95%. Two doses of vaccine provide lifelong protection for about 97% of recipients.” Paul Cieslak, medical director for communicable diseases and immunizations at the Oregon Health Authority's Public Health Division.
My first thought: bleeding eardrums from Kackling Kamala. Not sure what the vaccine would be - vacuum?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 28, 2024 10:03 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 28, 2024 10:01 PM (YiKO5)
Some questions are best not answered.
Posted by: Di+cH at August 28, 2024 10:03 PM (Di+cH)
Posted by: IC - #FJB
My guess is kidnapping for ransoms. Happens a lot in Meheeho.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2024 10:04 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 28, 2024 10:04 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2024 10:04 PM (uaBjp)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2024 10:04 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2024 10:05 PM (Q7V/p)
It's probably nothing, right?
Posted by: Dr. T at August 28, 2024 10:05 PM (lHPJf)
@BehizyTweets
BREAKING: A group of illegal migrants in San Diego County, California tried to hijack TWO school buses full of Elementary & Middle school kids from the Jamul-Dulzura Union District on Highway 94
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2024 10:01 PM (IG4Id)
Oh Border Czar, come out, come out wherever you are! You, too, slimeball Mayorkas.
Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2024 10:06 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2024 10:06 PM (uaBjp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2024 10:06 PM (oXp8/)
Now tell me again what happens when you let millions of 3rd world invaders enter unchecked?
****ING LIBS!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2024 10:06 PM (Q7V/p)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 28, 2024 10:07 PM (MpVUb)
Posted by: andycanuck
Ummm, aren't all tornados a "particular dangerous situation"?
Posted by: Some Rat at August 28, 2024 10:07 PM (vJiyU)
"California liquor store employee gets jumped by a mob of teens before pulling out a handgun,"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What is WWW short for? at August 28, 2024 10:07 PM (dnuTg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2024 10:04 PM (uaBjp)
Because swatting flies with hammers works so well.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2024 10:07 PM (oXp8/)
The bus driver saved all the kids, and they revered his leadership until he died years later. He did very well.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 28, 2024 10:07 PM (u82oZ)
Great photo up top. Really enjoyed the song behind it too.
Beaver bombing. *SNORT*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 28, 2024 10:07 PM (CiNoz)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 28, 2024 10:08 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 28, 2024 10:07 PM (CiNoz)
Up next: porcupine mining.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2024 10:09 PM (oXp8/)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 28, 2024 10:09 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 28, 2024 10:04 PM (d9fT1)
South of the border garden variety illegals.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 28, 2024 10:09 PM (QXQ4l)
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Nikole Hannah-Jones explains it all.
“You know what Covid taught me? That we have enough. For everybody. Overnight we printed $6 Trillion. We had universal health care. We had universal basic income. Covid proved it’s possible.”
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I guess every cloud has a silver lining.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 28, 2024 10:10 PM (L/fGl)
May beaver bombing refer to aquatic animals damming up small streams.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 28, 2024 10:10 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 28, 2024 10:09 PM (QXQ4l)
And dedicated followers of RFK Jr?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2024 10:10 PM (oXp8/)
So the Dmeocrats are importing Venezuela to the US.
We are going to see diseases never seen before in a First World country.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2024 10:11 PM (uaBjp)
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Evening news in the 50's would show video of bread lines and empty shelves in Soviet Russia. Harris should thank her lucky stars that film has deteriorated into ash.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 28, 2024 10:11 PM (S0zRh)
Ummm, aren't all tornados a "particular dangerous situation"?
Posted by: Some Rat at August 28, 2024 10:07 PM (vJiyU)
Some are bigger than others.
Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2024 10:11 PM (aT5K/)
Penis mightier!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 28, 2024 10:11 PM (jJJBE)
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I got a stern lecture from my child's pediatrician years ago when I asked his opinion on the dramatic uptick of whooping cough in NC and how it was tied to illegals.
I laughed at him when he angrily began to explain that it was likely a natural resurgence of the eradicated virus.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What is WWW short for? at August 28, 2024 10:11 PM (dnuTg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 28, 2024 10:09 PM (QXQ4l)
And dedicated followers of RFK Jr?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2024 10:10 PM (oXp8/)
The anti-vaxxers aren't reproducing fast enough to push those numbers.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 28, 2024 10:12 PM (QXQ4l)
Another anti-human facet of leftism.
Posted by: PJU at August 28, 2024 10:13 PM (G1dq6)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 28, 2024 10:13 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 28, 2024 10:13 PM (kE/Zd)
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DONKEY POX _ nana nana nana nana _ DONKEY POX!
Posted by: Braenyard at August 28, 2024 10:13 PM (S0zRh)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 28, 2024 10:13 PM (MpVUb)
“You know what Covid taught me? That we have enough. For everybody. Overnight we printed $6 Trillion.
Someone should point out to her that the inflation that resulted from that is poised to get Trump reelected and then ask if she wants to reconsider.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 28, 2024 10:15 PM (/y8xj)
Speaking of music, Frank Zappa won two competitive Grammy Awards during his life. Jimmy Sturr has 18.
Posted by: Life Ain't Fair at August 28, 2024 10:15 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2024 10:15 PM (uaBjp)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2024 10:15 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 28, 2024 10:15 PM (S0zRh)
Posted by: andycanuck
So....this tornado is a repeat offender.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2024 10:16 PM (W/lyH)
Get the whole town to agree to keep pets indoors for a night.
Set out hundreds of bowls of anti-freeze.
Clean up the remains.
I hate coyotes.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 28, 2024 10:17 PM (8AONa)
One
It's for You
Huh. I thought it was earlier, and they played more than just that.
Buuut... There's a lot of concerts I attended in HS that I just don't remember. I was clean back then, so I can't blame booze or drugs. I can blame half a century passing....
Posted by: mindful webworker - one is baloniest number at August 28, 2024 10:18 PM (EiEKl)
(newcomers are exempt by Presidential Decree).
/s
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un judice che ha bisogno del bastone #02 at August 28, 2024 10:18 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2024 10:18 PM (Aqu9a)
Grandson saw it once and asked why I have a broccoli tattoo.
Did some splainin'...
So, silver lining is I don't think he will ever get one.
Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2024 10:19 PM (xcIvR)
So where exactly is Mound City SD?
Well, it's over there...and over there...and there goes some of it now!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2024 10:19 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 28, 2024 10:19 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 28, 2024 10:00 PM (QXQ4l)
He retired.
I'm tanned, rested and ready.
Posted by: Paul Kersey at August 28, 2024 10:19 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Rollin' and Tumblin' at August 28, 2024 10:19 PM (CV8a5)
I was intrigued by term, "Beaver-bombing".
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Guys always are, until they find out WHOSE beaver.
Posted by: Hillary, "The Mother of All Beaver Bombs" at August 28, 2024 10:19 PM (8nkyI)
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I saw a headline today that Colorado is going to relocate wolves that they relocated in because of livestock predation. I don’t know exactly what the plan is other than whatever it is, it'll be stupid.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 28, 2024 10:20 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 28, 2024 10:20 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 28, 2024 10:20 PM (0Y1Ss)
Posted by: andycanuck
So....this tornado is a repeat offender.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2024 10:16 PM (W/lyH)
Maybe that tornado just needs some Midnight Basketball?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2024 10:20 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 28, 2024 10:21 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2024 10:21 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: mikeski at August 28, 2024 10:21 PM (DgGvY)
Relocating wolves is the McGuffin.
Its all about the grift and the union jobs
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 28, 2024 10:21 PM (0Y1Ss)
Posted by: IC - #FJB
I had an idea, but too dark to go there.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 28, 2024 10:23 PM (0Htd1)
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We're living on stolen land.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 28, 2024 10:23 PM (L/fGl)
Its all about the grift and the union jobs
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
Yeah, noticed none of the high end zip codes get grizzles or wolves.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 28, 2024 10:23 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2024 10:11 PM (aT5K/)
Didn't Anthony say that to Cleopatra as he opened a crate of ale?
Posted by: tankdemon at August 28, 2024 10:23 PM (kE/Zd)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2024 10:24 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Maybe relocate them to that apartment complex in Aurora?
Posted by: see Cafe for details at August 28, 2024 10:24 PM (DgGvY)
US Navy finally has a CBG headed towards Western Pacific.
Bad news - shortage of munitions and there are issues with some turbine blades.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2024 10:24 PM (uaBjp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 28, 2024 10:20 PM (L/fGl)
Why did Tex Avery pop into my thoughts?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2024 10:24 PM (Aqu9a)
Well, it's over there...and over there...and there goes some of it now!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2024 10:19 PM (W/lyH)
Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan is touring there. I hope he is safe!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2024 10:24 PM (oXp8/)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 28, 2024 10:25 PM (S0zRh)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2024 10:25 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever!
Here in Washington State we will NEVER stop paying for the land we negotiated for.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 28, 2024 10:25 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 28, 2024 10:25 PM (klJTj)
- three time Buckeye News Hawk Winner Les Nessman
Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 28, 2024 10:25 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Anonosaurus
Boulder needs them!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2024 10:26 PM (Q7V/p)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2024 10:26 PM (uaBjp)
The superintendent advised parents to drive their kids to a bus stop that was in service - as the buses will now skip stops where sketchy personages are present.
All details aside, WTFF, over? This is just another example of the pernicious nonsense that Americans vote for, or tolerate (BTW the part of the county where this happened definitely does *not* vote for this s**t, it's east county, formerly of the Hunters, now Issa, for House rep).
Gonna try to figure out where this happened. Many many "new Americans" wandering in along the road to my range, in months past, not for a while now. But have never seen any on 94 itself.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2024 10:26 PM (GcNJ2)
I never want to hear the words "National Security" out of an Open Borders Democrat ever again.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 28, 2024 10:27 PM (0Y1Ss)
96 >>>I was intrigued by term, "Beaver-bombing".
As God is my witness, I thought beavers could fly.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 28, 2024 10:25 PM (klJTj)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 28, 2024 10:27 PM (QXQ4l)
90
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Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2024 10:24 PM (uaBjp)
Not that anything could go wrong, but
https://shorturl.at/bQngo
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 28, 2024 10:27 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What is WWW short for? at August 28, 2024 10:11 PM (dnuTg)
I hope you told him he was a retard!
Posted by: CharlieGray'sDildo at August 28, 2024 10:27 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 28, 2024 10:27 PM (mH6SG)
“You know what Covid taught me? That we have enough. For everybody. Overnight we printed $6 Trillion. We had universal health care. We had universal basic income. Covid proved it’s possible.”
Pure genius.
Why not just make everyone a multi-millionaire by government fiat?
Beat the rush, go long on wheelbarrows now, so you'll be able to cart around the amount of money you'll need to purchase your increased chocolate ration.
Posted by: Send in the Klowns at August 28, 2024 10:27 PM (NCsQU)
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We're living on stolen land.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today
Well the land was stolen from me. I want a wolf! It’s the least I should get, right?
Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2024 10:28 PM (aT5K/)
I never want to hear the words "National Security" out of an Open Borders Democrat ever again.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 28, 2024 10:27 PM (0Y1Ss)
You know you will though. 'Climate change is a national security threat.' 'White Supremacy is a national security threat.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2024 10:28 PM (y31cs)
Eat peonies (?), and nuts? But why would anyone have an elephant? It promotes some fantasy imagination.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 28, 2024 10:29 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Piper
Will ya settle for a wolf whistle?
Posted by: Construction crew who skipped that sensitiviy lecture. at August 28, 2024 10:30 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Peter Griffin at August 28, 2024 10:30 PM (8nkyI)
“Inspectors turned up dozens of violations at a Boar’s Head plant in Virginia now linked to a nationwide recall of deli meats”
https://t.co/2FoPrHVisR
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un judice che ha bisogno del bastone #03 at August 28, 2024 10:31 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 28, 2024 10:31 PM (0Y1Ss)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 28, 2024 10:31 PM (XMwZJ)
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Evening news in the 50's would show video of bread lines and empty shelves in Soviet Russia. Harris should thank her lucky stars that film has deteriorated into ash.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 28, 2024 10:11 PM (S0zRh)
You can find YouTube vids of stores in Cuba from the last year or three. It's still a really bad idea.
When the Muslim Brotherhood got tossed out power in Egypt it was because they screwed with the food supply. That's how you get 50%+ of the population in the street.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 28, 2024 10:31 PM (pIfcn)
I just saw this from Pixy this morning.
It's cuz she's the neighborhood ho!
Posted by: Easy E at August 28, 2024 10:31 PM (2xCPU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2024 10:28 PM (y31cs)/i]
Und ve must suspend all Constitutional protections for any National Security threat, but only for the common good!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 28, 2024 10:32 PM (hOUT3)
Guess what symbol is on the tail? Well yes that symbol that is tied to a certain German Waffen SS division.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2024 10:33 PM (uaBjp)
Rhode Island would be that guy always bringing up "She says size doesn't matter."
Posted by: GWB at August 28, 2024 10:33 PM (CrXxA)
Eh, the quest for diversity sometimes calls for an outbreak of listeria here and there.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 28, 2024 10:33 PM (mH6SG)
https://tinyurl.com/572ppsxm
Actually all non-citizens are forbidden to have guns. Even permanent residents.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un judice che ha bisogno del bastone #04 at August 28, 2024 10:34 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 28, 2024 10:04 PM (d9fT1)
Trust me, those that didn't go through the public school system or have a pediatrician that obeyed the dictates of the medical board.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 10:34 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2024 10:34 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 28, 2024 10:34 PM (MpVUb)
My parents spied their stolen car parked in the neighborhood, so they just stole it back.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2024 10:34 PM (RIvkX)
“Inspectors turned up dozens of violations at a Boar’s Head plant in Virginia now linked to a nationwide recall of deli meats”
So Whore's Bed is deep into the replacement of Americans with savages. Karma makes a visit.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 28, 2024 10:34 PM (0Y1Ss)
“Inspectors turned up dozens of violations at a Boar’s Head plant in Virginia now linked to a nationwide recall of deli meats”
https://t.co/2FoPrHVisR
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un judice che ha bisogno del bastone #03 at August 28, 2024 10:31 PM (qfLjt)
Pity, that. Boar's Head used to be a name for quality, but expensive deli meats. No longer, it seems. They can DIAF.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2024 10:35 PM (oXp8/)
Posted by: Some Rat
Some are bigger than others.
Posted by: Piper
Cat 5 hurricane winds: 157mph+
Cat 3 tornado winds: 158mph+
Tornadoes also go up to category 5, which is 261mph+
Thankfully, tornadoes are usually only a mile wide, and not 500 miles wide.
Posted by: mikeski at August 28, 2024 10:35 PM (DgGvY)
Also it is reported that his online searches in the 90 days before the Butler township rally, show he was looking for public events both Trump and Biden.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at August 28, 2024 10:35 PM (dDfHb)
As God is my witness, I thought beavers could fly.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 28, 2024 10:25 PM (klJTj)
Wouldn't they just helicopter down like a maple seed?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 28, 2024 10:35 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 28, 2024 10:34 PM (MpVUb)
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I asked for 13 but he drew a 31.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2024 10:36 PM (+o2mc)
I asked him to killit. He couldn't (law).
Cost me $400 dollars to get rid of that squirrel.
Pro Tip, it takes 4 to 5 times as much poison to kill a squirrel than it does a rat.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 28, 2024 10:36 PM (S0zRh)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
Tell me you didn't watch the "50 states" video without telling me you didn't watch the "50 states" video.
Posted by: mikeski at August 28, 2024 10:36 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 28, 2024 10:36 PM (0eaVi)
https://mol.im/a/13788877
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un judice che ha bisogno del bastone #05 at August 28, 2024 10:37 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 28, 2024 10:37 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 28, 2024 10:37 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 28, 2024 10:33 PM (mH6SG)
Our food supply is in the best of hands. Monsanto, Bill Gates, China, The Dept. of the Interior, . . . .
Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2024 10:37 PM (gKDq2)
I left Denver for good, in no small part because of the LatAm gangs who took over our apartments in Northglenn.
My stepson likes to complain that our new home isn't metropolitan enough. But then, I show him something like the Cookie Monster, and he's like "oh, yeah, that sucks, I don't miss that."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2024 10:37 PM (0FoWg)
https://mol.im/a/13788877
Posted by: Ciampino
The district probably will fire the asst. principal and give the student 2 hrs detention.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 28, 2024 10:38 PM (WXNFJ)
Buyer supplies own tee shirt or Free Candy Van.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 28, 2024 10:38 PM (kQgoX)
Posted by: runner at August 28, 2024 10:38 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2024 10:10 PM (oXp8/)
I used to work outreach to migrant farm workers, and the fruit pickers in Southern Oregon at the pear orchards in Medford were for the most part shipped in from Mexico. One of them spent fifteen minutes telling me that his lung condition was due to being sprayed with agricultural oil, and not due to TB as the doctor for the company that ran the orchard said.
I got myself tested for TB every year for three years after that just because of the people I was talking to all the time. My insurance and wellness provider was pissed at me because they didn't think it was important.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 10:38 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2024 10:39 PM (63Dwl)
I shudder to even contemplate who is handling and processing the food we consume.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 28, 2024 10:40 PM (mH6SG)
https://tinyurl.com/5n8dfwjt
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un judice che ha bisogno del bastone #06 at August 28, 2024 10:40 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 28, 2024 10:40 PM (mH6SG
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Or who can just decide to stop growing it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2024 10:41 PM (+o2mc)
I laughed at him when he angrily began to explain that it was likely a natural resurgence of the eradicated virus.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
It is a natural resurgence.
If you let a bunch of illegals carrying locally-eradicated diseases in from places where they aren't very eradicated at all, then naturally, you'll have a resurgence.
Posted by: mikeski at August 28, 2024 10:41 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 28, 2024 10:29 PM (Cus5s)
The teacher's correction underneath says "peanuts".
Posted by: GWB at August 28, 2024 10:42 PM (CrXxA)
Just kidding, it was the Clintons.
https://tinyurl.com/4v3628x5
(Not sure if buyers got to sleep one night in the WH too).
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un judice che ha bisogno del bastone #07 at August 28, 2024 10:43 PM (qfLjt)
“You know what Covid taught me? That we have enough. For everybody. Overnight we printed $6 Trillion.
Someone should point out to her that the inflation that resulted from that is poised to get Trump reelected and then ask if she wants to reconsider.
Posted by: Oddbob
Isn't she the broad who plagiarized black and hispanic authors to write her 'white people bad' book?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 28, 2024 10:43 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2024 10:44 PM (pZEOD)
(Not sure if buyers got to sleep one night in the WH too).
Posted by: Ciampino
Only Hillary knows for sure.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2024 10:44 PM (Q7V/p)
https://mol.im/a/13788877
Posted by: Ciampino
Had that happened in my kids school, those parents would be moving.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2024 10:44 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2024 10:44 PM (pZEOD)
Or Peons, TYVM.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2024 10:45 PM (oXp8/)
'complaining that the guy pulled out a gun on "a bunch of kids just riding bikes."'
He saw kids on bikes but I saw a violent mob assaulting someone. And they scattered like rabbits when the gun came out.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 28, 2024 10:45 PM (3wi/L)
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Hmm. Would it be unfair to make certain assumptions about the young lad miscreant?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2024 10:46 PM (+o2mc)
Don't know but it's blatantly evident that she's dumber that a bag of hammers.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 28, 2024 10:47 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 28, 2024 10:43 PM (sAmhv)
No, different village idiot.
Posted by: Send in the Klowns at August 28, 2024 10:48 PM (NCsQU)
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That was the white broad, Robin De'Angelo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2024 10:48 PM (+o2mc)
I like how it winds up upside-down, right in the middle of a concrete driveway. Trampolines are asshoe?
Posted by: mikeski at August 28, 2024 10:48 PM (DgGvY)
Isn't she the broad who plagiarized black and hispanic authors to write her 'white people bad' book?
She did the 1619 Project.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2024 10:48 PM (63Dwl)
'Would it be unfair to make certain assumptions about the young lad miscreant?'
How could an accurate assumption be unfair?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 28, 2024 10:49 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 28, 2024 10:29 PM (Cus5s)
The teacher's correction underneath says "peanuts".
Posted by: GWB at August 28, 2024 10:42 PM (CrXxA)
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Still laugh at VW's online Instagram moniker in Italy:
Volkswagen Italia (@volkswagenitalia) on Instagram
{https://www.instagram. com/volkswagenitalia/?hl=en}
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un judice che ha bisogno del bastone #08 at August 28, 2024 10:50 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 28, 2024 10:40 PM (mH6SG)
I have to say, this is one of the areas in which I agree with Robert Kennedy. Our food is processed poison. For example, how many know those pre-shredded cheese packages have added cellulose (wood fiber) to keep the pieces separate? And our bread! Good gawd it has so much sugar.
The other thing is the vaccine schedule for kids. I remember reading something like there are 37 vaccinations kids receive by the age of six months. Insane. No wonder we have dysfunctional children with shittons of allergies. Over-vaccination as well as vaccinations used too early in age is a serious conversation this country needs to have.
Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2024 10:50 PM (gKDq2)
https://tinyurl.com/5n8dfwjt
Posted by: Ciampino
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In some ways OK is a lot more like the mid-West than TX. or AR.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 28, 2024 10:51 PM (S0zRh)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at August 28, 2024 10:35 PM (dDfHb)
Ima call bullshit on that one. Nobody was searching for "Biden public events". There weren't any for months.
Absolutely NOBODY is that fucking dumb and that tard was supposedly smart enough to get into Ivy schools.
So they're ("they" being SS) trying to say he would have tried to shoot sundowner as well.
Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2024 10:51 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 28, 2024 10:51 PM (6HhZG)
Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2024 10:51 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Halfhand at August 28, 2024 10:52 PM (fWLUN)
And *OK*, Okla-effing-homa (!), doing a CA/MA/IL/NY thing, amping up the magnet for illegals???
Well sort of fits with my conclusion that there's no turning this ship around, in many respects.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2024 10:52 PM (GcNJ2)
Posted by: Kommula Harris at August 28, 2024 10:52 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: illiniwek
The teacher's correction underneath says "peanuts".
Posted by: GWB
Smart kid! He already knows that peanuts are legumes, so "eat peanuts and nuts" is correct.
He'll fail English, but his science scores should be good.
Posted by: mikeski at August 28, 2024 10:52 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: The Barrel at August 28, 2024 10:53 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 10:53 PM (D7oie)
But they're losing the plot when they go off on factory farming. We have to get our meat and produce somewhere. It's a big country with a lot of people to feed.
If you're feeding your family home-cooked meals made from scratch, you'll be fine. It's effort. But not a ton of it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2024 10:53 PM (0FoWg)
You may not criticize you overlords!!
GERMAN POLICE INVESTIGATE AFTER MP CALLED 'FAT'
https://tinyurl.com/mu8uzv23
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un judice che ha bisogno del bastone #09 at August 28, 2024 10:54 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: The Barrel, applying some measured humor at August 28, 2024 10:54 PM (DgGvY)
You may not criticize you overlords!!
GERMAN POLICE INVESTIGATE AFTER MP CALLED 'FAT'
https://tinyurl.com/mu8uzv23
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un judice che ha bisogno del bastone #09 at August 28, 2024 10:54 PM (qfLjt)
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Ja! Ja!
Schicklgruber, he always say NEIN!
Posted by: H. Goering at August 28, 2024 10:56 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 28, 2024 10:37 PM (mH6SG)
Go with eggplant.
Posted by: Welcome to Jamaica Have a Nice Day! at August 28, 2024 10:56 PM (2xCPU)
'complaining that the guy pulled out a gun on "a bunch of kids just riding bikes."'
He saw kids on bikes but I saw a violent mob assaulting someone. And they scattered like rabbits when the gun came out.
Posted by: Dr. Claw
Yea, 'kids just riding bikes' violently assaulting a store owner with a gun. Dumb little fuck. In more civilized times, he and his fellow 'kids' would have been beaten, then shot.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 28, 2024 10:57 PM (sAmhv)
As if a guy trying to shoot both major party candidates would be a justification for memory-holing it. It’s elephants on top of elephants all the way down to the
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 28, 2024 10:58 PM (6HhZG)
Posted by: Thugs on the run at August 28, 2024 10:58 PM (+I6Y/)
You may not criticize you overlords!!
GERMAN POLICE INVESTIGATE AFTER MP CALLED 'FAT'
https://tinyurl.com/mu8uzv23
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un judice che ha bisogno del bastone #09 at August 28, 2024 10:54 PM (qfLjt)
Well, she is fat. When she sits around the Bundestag, she sits around the Bundestag.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2024 10:58 PM (oXp8/)
For one, the big growers are growing commodities like fuel corn and soy for export, which are good enough, but there is a market for wheat and smaller crops as well and that would increase the supply for the end consumer, and probably be better quality.
a lot of the ag commission rules on the state level, and the USDA and EPA rules are focused on helping the giants in the industry who are essentially running latifundias now, those being cleared out will let smaller farms, family farms, actually survive.
Farming is hard, regulation makes it impossible.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 10:58 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: runner
It's the brand name. I hope it's not also a product.
If not, there's head egg sausage and head, that’s not got much boar's head in it.
Posted by: mikeski waits tables in Monty Python sketches in his spare time at August 28, 2024 10:59 PM (DgGvY)
Police force's first ever black female superintendent is demoted over cheating scheme to help fellow minority cops get promoted
https://mol.im/a/13790525
A White guy would have been fired.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un judice che ha bisogno del bastone #10 at August 28, 2024 10:59 PM (qfLjt)
Ah, thanks. They all kind of blend into a single cell organism of idiocy. Easy to get them mixed up.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 28, 2024 11:00 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2024 10:58 PM (oXp8/)
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When she stayed in Nuremberg she had to book the Zeppelintribune.
I'll be here all week.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2024 11:00 PM (+o2mc)
Get the whole town to agree to keep pets indoors for a night.
Set out hundreds of bowls of anti-freeze.
Clean up the remains.
I hate coyotes.
Posted by: 2009Refugee
Dead chicken hanging about 7 feet off the ground. Tie a bell on the end of the branch. Bell rings, hit the spotlight and introduce them to CCI 1640fps .22 varmint round.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 28, 2024 11:00 PM (jC7hV)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 28, 2024 10:07 PM (MpVUb)
Just keep in mind that "some reviewers" also liked coffee made from beans crapped out of an elephant.
Posted by: GWB at August 28, 2024 11:00 PM (CrXxA)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un judice che ha bisogno del bastone #04 at August 28, 2024 10:34 PM (qfLjt)
I don't believe that is the case.
https://www.atf.gov/firearms/
qa/may-aliens-legally-
united-states-purchase-firearms
Posted by: Zombie Kid at August 28, 2024 11:01 PM (i24o9)
If you're feeding your family home-cooked meals made from scratch, you'll be fine. It's effort. But not a ton of it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2024 10:53 PM (0FoWg)
Yes, we raise animals to kill so we can eat them. Mother Nature, Survival of the Fittest and all that.
But when I see how chickens are factory raised, e.g., there has got to be a better way. We're smart enough to grow our living food in a humane way, both while the animal is alive and at the moment of death.
I know milk cows are different, they're not grown to eat. But you still have to treat them well to get any milk. And we seem to have plenty of milk.
Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2024 11:01 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 28, 2024 10:40 PM (mH6SG)
Well, in my case, that would be me. Garden, hot house, locally sourced beef and chicken, no processed crapola. Some cheese from small producers in WI. Honestly folks, it isn't that difficult.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 28, 2024 11:01 PM (sRfrW)
I don’t know about Canada, but in the United States a white guy would have been prosecuted.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 28, 2024 11:02 PM (6HhZG)
Econ Text books: Government spending without the income to account for that spending creates inflation.
Leftists for the last four years: Set the Printing Presses to warp speed Mr Sulu
Leftists now: Obviously the increase in prices of well, everything, is because all the companies got greedy all of the sudden at the same time.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2024 11:02 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: GWB at August 28, 2024 11:00 PM (CrXxA)
We need more immigrants to seperate the penis from the coffee beans.
And more elephants too.
Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2024 11:03 PM (xcIvR)
Oh, for sure. American ag policy is a world-historical clusterfuck that's been disrupting markets here and abroad for over a century.
I'm just saying that terrorizing people and telling them their fettuccine and oranges and chicken are killing them isn't the way to fix it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2024 11:04 PM (0FoWg)
What's next we can't call smelly Frogs smelly?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2024 11:04 PM (oZhjI)
But they're losing the plot when they go off on factory farming. We have to get our meat and produce somewhere. It's a big country with a lot of people to feed.
If you're feeding your family home-cooked meals made from scratch, you'll be fine. It's effort. But not a ton of it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2024 10:53 PM (0FoWg)
I haven't seen the specific comments he made, and mass production keeps things inexpensive. However just like everything else in this country there's regulatory capture fcking up small businesses.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 28, 2024 11:04 PM (FnneF)
I always refer to Watertown, MA as Port au Prince on The Charles...
Bostonians Against Mayor Wu
@AntiWuCoalition
You have to take 1 immigrant in:
A) Person from India that is well educated and masters degree doing AI + speaks English. No kids.
B) Person from Haiti. Speaks no English. Has no skills. Has 5 kids.
Guess which one we keep getting stuck with here in Massachusetts
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 28, 2024 11:04 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2024 11:04 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2024 11:04 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 20
that 37 vaccination number seems way high to me - I think its more like 8, including mmr, polio, and at 1 year iirc, chicken pox. There are others that are optional.
Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2024 11:06 PM (VPuca)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2024 11:06 PM (MeG8a)
No see MA's answer is to bring them ALL in. And when a teen gets raped by one of these salt of the earth refugees, well, as their Governor put it..."These things happen"
Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2024 11:06 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2024 11:04 PM (1Nxff)
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I hear you, man. Just getting them up on the roof of the car will wipe you out.
Posted by: Mittens Romney at August 28, 2024 11:06 PM (+o2mc)
Maybe not for you. It is for me.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 28, 2024 11:08 PM (mH6SG)
When I was 9 I fell of my bike. Scraped my knee, busted my head, and still biked home for 2 miles.
Now I'm over 29, slept with a new pillow and haven't moved for the whole day.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2024 11:08 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: LASue
Here's what the CDC says: It's certainly more than I thought it was.
https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/by-age/index.html
Posted by: Tonypete at August 28, 2024 11:09 PM (WXNFJ)
==
But when I see how chickens are factory raised, e.g., there has got to be a better way.
==
Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2024 11:01 PM (gKDq2)
"Industrial" chicken *processing* is a literal shit show. That liquid in the package very likely includes traces of both bleach and chicken shit. The USDA / FDA think this is just fine.
I wouldn't be all that surprised if they picked the name Red Bird because they're fcking commies, but the CO company has managed to grow pretty well while avoiding the worst of the processing issues.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 28, 2024 11:09 PM (FnneF)
https://mol.im/a/13789365
(note the Trump gunman == he belonged to DT).
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un judice che ha bisogno delle bastonate #01 at August 28, 2024 11:09 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 28, 2024 11:10 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 28, 2024 11:10 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 28, 2024 11:11 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 28, 2024 11:10 PM (KAi1n)
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Wait. I thought it was Persons of Uterus.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2024 11:11 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2024 11:08 PM (W/lyH)
No bullshit, the My Pillow is a gift from the heavens.
Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2024 11:11 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2024 10:24 PM (oXp8/)
All is calm here in Wall SD tonight. Thanks to all for the heads -up.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at August 28, 2024 11:12 PM (N+qG6)
Oh I have no doubt he and his Armand discussed Crooks shooting up some Republicans before he actually went and did so.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2024 11:12 PM (oZhjI)
==
that 37 vaccination number seems way high to me - I think its more like 8, including mmr, polio, and at 1 year iirc, chicken pox. There are others that are optional.
Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2024 11:06 PM (VPuca)
I assume it would depend on the state, but I have seen lists with that many or more, including a couple dozen herpes (?!) vaccinations. The 8 (or less) sounds like what I had as a yout.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 28, 2024 11:12 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 10:58 PM (D7oie)
Had a great uncle who was a successful silver queen corn and dairy farmer in Western Maryland, towards Gettysburg. I barely remember his first farm but he traded up to a larger one not too far away. Anyway, he had a 6th grade education. He was retired and we were watching his Birds on tv (back in the Hot Corner being covered by Brooks Robinson days). He had to sell his farm and it's now a subdivision. He was wistful when he talked about how farms were being turned into houses and streets (in the '70s). He said once you cover up farmland with concrete, it's gone, pretty much forever. Looking around the farm situation now, how can we but wonder where our food will come from?
Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2024 11:12 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 28, 2024 10:36 PM (S0zRh)
Both only require one .22LR round to the head, though.
Posted by: GWB at August 28, 2024 11:14 PM (CrXxA)
Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2024 11:06 PM (VPuca)
In order to bring my son home from Guatemala, I had to have him get all the vaccines, regardless of his age, and many of them them don't really "take" until kids are over 6 months old, so he had several of them twice. The State Department is complicit in this kind of abuse. We weren't given a choice.
I won't say that's what left him essentially a narcissistic psychopath, but you know what?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 28, 2024 11:14 PM (sRfrW)
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Where we're going, we won't need "food."
Posted by: Doc Brown at August 28, 2024 11:14 PM (+o2mc)
California's central valley has entered the chat.
Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2024 11:15 PM (xcIvR)
https://mol.im/a/13789365
(note the Trump gunman == he belonged to DT).
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un judice che ha bisogno delle bastonate #01 at August 28, 2024 11:09 PM (qfLjt)
Yeah, just like Stephen Paddock? Shut up, Eff Bee EYE.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 28, 2024 11:15 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Prickly Pete Salmonella at August 28, 2024 11:16 PM (dFG8E)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 28, 2024 11:08 PM (mH6SG)
Where are you? Do they not have farm shares there?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 28, 2024 11:17 PM (sRfrW)
They're corrupt as hell.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2024 11:17 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at August 28, 2024 11:12 PM (N+qG6)
Apologies for garbling your nic! Glad you are safe! Did you visit Wall Drug? They have free water!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2024 11:17 PM (oXp8/)
He was probably offended by them too.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 28, 2024 11:18 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: GWB
I use CB rounds. What the neighbors can't hear...
Posted by: Construction crew who skipped that sensitiviy lecture. at August 28, 2024 11:18 PM (vJiyU)
I wouldn't be all that surprised if they picked the name Red Bird because they're fcking commies, but the CO company has managed to grow pretty well while avoiding the worst of the processing issues.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 28, 2024 11:09 PM (FnneF)
My father was a health inspector after he got out of the Navy. One of his tasks was to inspect the chicken slaughterhouses on the Eastern Shore of VA run by Tyson and somebody else. We never ate chicken at home. Ever. There was one place nearby that made good pressure-fried chicken and Mom would buy that in an emergency. But no chicken was ever cooked at home.
Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2024 11:18 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 28, 2024 11:08 PM (mH6SG)
Where are you? Do they not have farm shares there?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 28, 2024 11:17 PM (sRfrW)
Total guess - it's much harder to *find* a seller in a city or even the suburbs, and some people might have trouble with the up-front cost of a whole or even half moo or oink, especially now - thanks Brandon!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 28, 2024 11:19 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 28, 2024 11:19 PM (vJiyU)
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*snort*
Say, isn't The World's Largest Ball of Twine somewhere out thereabouts?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2024 11:19 PM (+o2mc)
"Industrial" chicken *processing* is a literal shit show.
The Chicken of Tomorrow
https://youtu.be/N_Dv8wKRq8M
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2024 11:20 PM (63Dwl)
Still lots of USA farmland, we export a lot of ag products. Why we let China and other foreigners buy it, idk. We also have a lot in CRP type programs to reduce production, because we "over-produce".
But food production is about as important as national defense, so the left fights against that as well as guns and Christianity. Evil fluckers they are.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 28, 2024 11:20 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 28, 2024 11:14 PM (sRfrW)
Im so sorry Thats awful
Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2024 11:20 PM (VPuca)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2024 11:04 PM (0FoWg)
Probably but the stuff from the center of the supermarket is loaded with soy, soy lecithin, sugar, HFCS, seaweed derivatives, and seed oils, and all of those (just to start with) are inflammatory and/or cause the gut to be unaware that it is getting full.
He believes there is a problem with ultraprocessed food. I think he may have a point for a couple of reasons, but his solution is to actually research it, and not just point fingers. Something is causing these health problems like metabolic syndrome, TypeII diabetes and alzheimers, and I don't think it is all due to a reclassification effect by the insurance companies.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 11:20 PM (D7oie)
Your total guess is spot on.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 28, 2024 11:21 PM (mH6SG)
I think I've driven by that place on the highway and even miles away it stinks.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2024 11:22 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
I actually like raising pigs and chickens, it's work, but not digging dirt work. And the end product is WAY better than store bought.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 28, 2024 11:23 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2024 11:06 PM (VPuca)
by the age of 6 in Oregon there is required 28 vaccinations plus the flu shot every year, in additon.
this list is from 2019 and does not include Covid shots or anything they thought up to add since them
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 11:24 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: The Barrel at August 28, 2024 11:24 PM (CrXxA)
My property would support maybe one chicken and a quarter of a pig. If it was legal.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 28, 2024 11:27 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 28, 2024 11:27 PM (mH6SG)
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The HOA would be in you like white on rice.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2024 11:28 PM (+o2mc)
He believes there is a problem with ultraprocessed food. I think he may have a point for a couple of reasons, but his solution is to actually research it, and not just point fingers. Something is causing these health problems like metabolic syndrome, TypeII diabetes and alzheimers, and I don't think it is all due to a reclassification effect by the insurance companies.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 11:20 PM (D7oie)
Very well stated. Thank you.
While all the items you list are bad, the soy is particularly pernicious. My friend has to watch out for soy in her diet thanks to "C" and it drives her nuts to see the products that contain soy.
Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2024 11:28 PM (gKDq2)
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My property would support maybe one chicken and a quarter of a pig. If it was legal.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 28, 2024 11:27 PM (mH6SG)
This is a pet peeve of mine - many cities are asshoes about any food production no matter how unobtrusive. No chickens even if you keep only hens (Bluebell the hen is insulted!), no veggie / fruit gardens in your front yard, etc etc.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 28, 2024 11:30 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 28, 2024 11:12 PM (FnneF)
Definitely varies by state and especially by pediatrician. Some really push the covid and flu shots and every other nonsense the cdc/pharma makes money from , but grandbaby's old school doctor doesnt (which is why he's her ped).
Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2024 11:31 PM (VPuca)
But those families have moved out, maybe passed on and those lots have been subdivided.
It was charming while it lasted. Some neighbors had not just ordinary chickens but very fancy ones, with speckles, and wild colors.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2024 11:34 PM (MeG8a)
this list is from 2019 and does not include Covid shots or anything they thought up to add since them
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 11:24 PM (D7oie)
Wow, they require flu and covid shots?! That's definitely not the case here.
Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2024 11:34 PM (VPuca)
Definitely. Processed foods aren't that healthful.
I feed my family fresh stuff. Tonight, pork tenderloin,
basil cream sauce, broccoli and potatoes. Avoiding that manufactured food is as good thing.
I just mean that rich guys like RFK and Rogan are scaring people into thinking that nothing is healthful. If everyone tries to have a millionaire's diet of grass fed Piedmontese beef and farm-to-table produce, only rich guys like RFK and Rogan will have enough to eat.
If you want more people to eat a more healthful diet, tell them to roast a tenderloin for $10 instead of eating a couple McRibs for $10. Not that every bit of pork (or wheat, or apple, or whatever) is deadly poison.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2024 11:34 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 28, 2024 11:01 PM (sRfrW)
But it can be pretty da**ed expensive.
Posted by: The Barrel at August 28, 2024 11:34 PM (CrXxA)
Posted by: gourmand du jour
Saw one in Noe Valley a few months ago. Effing wild! The stories on nextdoor about people being attacked while walking their dogs. One of these days, someone's going to write a sternly-worded post.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 28, 2024 11:35 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2024 11:17 PM (oXp8/)
No need to apologize. Someday I'll think of something more clever and succinct.
We'll stop at Wall in the morning on our way to the badlands NP. After that not sure if going further east (Corn Palace) or start heading home to plan the next tour - maybe Ozarks in October.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at August 28, 2024 11:35 PM (N+qG6)
Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2024 11:34 PM (VPuca)
They only recommended the yearly flu and I am not sure if the covid is required.
Sorry, I guess I misspoke.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 11:36 PM (D7oie)
But not from that particular coyote...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2024 11:36 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: scampydog at August 28, 2024 11:37 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2024 11:39 PM (+o2mc)
California's central valley has entered the chat.
Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2024 11:15 PM (xcIvR)
Orange County Calif used to be known for... oh... Oranges.
Now its way inside the suburban zone.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 28, 2024 11:39 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: RickZ
Safeway for us peons and Whole Foods and Mollie Stone's for the upper middle class snobs who don't want to have to shop with the lower classes they claim to champion.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 28, 2024 11:39 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: GWB at August 28, 2024 11:40 PM (CrXxA)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 28, 2024 11:42 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: scampydog at August 28, 2024 11:42 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 28, 2024 11:43 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: scampydog at August 28, 2024 11:42 PM (41CYW)
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Elbow-length rubber gloves are HOT.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2024 11:43 PM (+o2mc)
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I just mean that rich guys like RFK and Rogan are scaring people into thinking that nothing is healthful. If everyone tries to have a millionaire's diet of grass fed Piedmontese beef and farm-to-table produce, only rich guys like RFK and Rogan will have enough to eat.
If you want more people to eat a more healthful diet, tell them to roast a tenderloin for $10 instead of eating a couple McRibs for $10. Not that every bit of pork (or wheat, or apple, or whatever) is deadly poison.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2024 11:34 PM (0FoWg)
"But what about ALAR!" -- EXPERT Meryl Streep
... I don't think we're that far apart and I agree with what you're saying here. I think (as one example) there's an over-emphasis on "confined animal feeding operations" (CAFO is the MBA-approved acronym) which skeeves me out, and the overcrowding causes problems which are then solved with sledgehammers eg antibiotics and vaccines and who knows what all. Also, WTF happened to home ec classes in school? How many people these days know almost nothing about how to cook real food?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 28, 2024 11:43 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2024 11:45 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 28, 2024 11:42 PM (xaFKb)
Impressive in the outright in your face we are going to cheat like hell(but in Cali????)
Posted by: Thugs on the run at August 28, 2024 11:45 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2024 11:34 PM (0FoWg)
People are sold convenience, and I guess it is easier to get the food in a box or fast food in a drive through when someone is working two part time jobs to pay for the apartment and the daycare. People are also told healthful diets have carbs with very little meat, "just as a flavoring perhaps" as my Indian cardiologist suggested.
The US if filled with fat people, they weren't so fat in 1970. something has changed, and I think it is important. The current acceptable theory is that it is just the way things are, and you should try Ozempric.
I can't remember who it was that said that if you walk into a Circle K, the chew, vapes and cigarettes are behind the counter and you can't get at them but the Red Vines and Slim Jims are right there at your right hand, so maybe the rules aren't so much about health.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 11:46 PM (D7oie)
Just try to get into a Kamala fundraiser like that...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2024 11:46 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 28, 2024 11:46 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
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Eva was much like elbows were once a topic around these parts.
Posted by: scampydog at August 28, 2024 11:46 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: SFGoth
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Kimchi. That's a nectar I wish I had discovered earlier in life. So darned yummy.
Posted by: scampydog at August 28, 2024 11:48 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 28, 2024 11:43 PM (FnneF)
I thought everyone ate real food til I was an adult and had to cook for myself. I ate trash from restaurants and freezer aisles for a long time because I was so spoiled by my parents that I never learned to cook for myself until I was so embarrassed that I learned.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2024 11:49 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: scampydog at August 28, 2024 11:48 PM (41CYW)
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A Korean friend of mine explained how kimchi theft was a big thing in S. Korea. I had no idea.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2024 11:50 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: Thugs on the run at August 28, 2024 11:45 PM (+I6Y/)
Ground zero for the cheat. Since the 70's.
"vote early, vote often." was coined there.
Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2024 11:51 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 28, 2024 11:52 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: scampydog at August 28, 2024 11:48 PM (41CYW)
My wife makes kimchi, I may have mentioned that she is Korean. I don't pretend to try her daikon kimchi any more, something about the leaves makes it harsh.
I make my own sauerkraut, though.
I am trying to be better for my gut, and kimchi and home made yogurt are two of the things I am trying.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 11:54 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 28, 2024 11:56 PM (NvelW)
Posted by: At least the camera still works at August 28, 2024 11:56 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2024 11:56 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2024 11:49 PM (0FoWg)
My Mom had me in the kitchen early doing scut work, dishes, peeling garlic or carrots, lighting the oven, things like that, just no sharp knives 'til I was in Cub Scouting. Now my Mom could cook. Depression era farm cooking as a kid and WWII ration book cooking as a Navy wife. She could stretch a dollar. Now my father could burn water. She once told an older me, 'No son of mine was going to grow up as ignorant in the kitchen as their father!' Thanks, Mom.
Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2024 11:56 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Homeschooling. Both my kids are excellent cooks. Oldest granddaughter is learning from mom. I learned to cook as a bachelor because I am cheap.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 28, 2024 11:57 PM (jC7hV)
I think what really helped the obesity epidemic is the microwave oven. Before microwaves were commonplace, you had to heat snacks up on the stove and that could be a deterrent.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 28, 2024 11:58 PM (KAi1n)
Tell me, is it good or bad when the Jalapeños turn purplish black?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 11:59 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Zombie Hannibal Lecter at August 28, 2024 11:59 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
The HOA would be in you like white on rice.
Posted by: Cicero
I was going to correct that, but after some thought, it's already correct.
Posted by: mikeski, hawking anti-HOA chastity belts at August 29, 2024 12:00 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: RickZ
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+1. Scampymom was a frugal genius in the kitchen, made great tasting food out of minimal ingredients, and loved to teach.
Posted by: scampydog at August 29, 2024 12:00 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2024 11:56 PM (0FoWg)
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As I understand it, kimchi gets prepared in large jars and is then buried in earth, often in communal cellars, for months to ferment. Kimchi thieves use their access to steal other peoples' jars.
To each his own I say.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 29, 2024 12:01 AM (+o2mc)
I learned to cook because, from an early age, I consumed massive amounts of food and I didn't want to dislike what I was eating. I also figured I wouldn't get married, so I'd better learn to fend for myself. I got married, and I do all the cooking mostly because I'm OCD about it and watching my wife in a kitchen gives me anxiety.
Posted by: PabloD at August 29, 2024 12:02 AM (EAwIa)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSmjsugj7o4
Posted by: Braenyard
At 18:21: "at speeds of two meters per minute"
???
Posted by: mindful webworker - slow walkin' at August 29, 2024 12:02 AM (EiEKl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2024 12:03 AM (0FoWg)
She will stride into the house with a bag of daikon and bunches of green onions and I know she is going to monopolize all the steel bowls in the house for the afternoon
Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2024 12:04 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: A tortoise at August 29, 2024 12:04 AM (mH6SG)
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Pic: I'm guessing a Democrat
https://t.ly/sNYph
https://www.nclc.org/about-us/
voices-of-nclc/torrey-dixon/
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2024 12:05 AM (XeU6L)
I learned to cook because there were 4 of us Navy guys sharing an apartment in Norfolk, one of whom was a Cook for the Officers.
We used to take turns for dinner... the one cooking bought the food, and cooked, and if the others thought the meal was at least OK, they did the dishes... if it sucked? Then the cook also had to do the dishes.
Everyone was pretty fair about it, because they would be voting on other nights.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 29, 2024 12:06 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Time is Valuable at August 29, 2024 12:06 AM (NCsQU)
Posted by: Zombie Hannibal Lecter at August 28, 2024 11:59 PM (mH6SG)
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Fermentatation with a dash of saucy, pickled and spiced cabbage.
Posted by: scampydog at August 29, 2024 12:06 AM (41CYW)
???
Posted by: mindful webworker - slow walkin' at August 29, 2024 12:02 AM (EiEKl)
Woah.
Posted by: Sammy the Snail at August 29, 2024 12:07 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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DoorDash
Posted by: GEN Z at August 29, 2024 12:08 AM (XeU6L)
Cooking from scratch for yourself is very difficult.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 29, 2024 12:08 AM (PNCm+)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSmjsugj7o4
Posted by: Braenyard
At 18:21: "at speeds of two meters per minute"
???
Posted by: mindful webworker
I didn't watch the video, but wouldn't "almost hovering" speed be part of that UFO-like physics-defying?
Posted by: mikeski, floating two inches above his office chair at August 29, 2024 12:09 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Time is Valuable at August 29, 2024 12:06 AM (NCsQU)
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Cooking is a relaxing hobby, great after a hard day at work. It must be enhanced with the proper alcohol to get the full beneficial effect.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 29, 2024 12:09 AM (+o2mc)
Cooking from scratch for yourself is very difficult.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 29, 2024 12:08 AM (PNCm+)
This... until Son moved back in, I would Cook different meals two days in a row, then alternate Leftovers the next two days....
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 29, 2024 12:09 AM (xaFKb)
I learned to cook because, from an early age, I consumed massive amounts of food and I didn't want to dislike what I was eating.
I have the same issue. My wife calls it my hummingbird engine. I burn calories faster then I can consume them.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 29, 2024 12:10 AM (jC7hV)
Cooking from scratch for yourself is very difficult.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Unless you grew up poor and still like eating leftovers. "Spaghetti for dinner" six nights in a row, like.
Then it's merely semi-difficult.
Posted by: mikeski at August 29, 2024 12:11 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Kindltot
Depends on how they feel coming out the other end.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 29, 2024 12:11 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2024 12:11 AM (oXp8/)
Posted by: Kindltot
Depends on how they feel coming out the other end.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 29, 2024 12:11 AM (KAi1n)
Sounds RAAAAACISTY to me!
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 29, 2024 12:12 AM (xaFKb)
Cooking from scratch for yourself is very difficult.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Yep. Group is happy - full belly's. Self.....I need to tweak this mad scientist recipe.
Posted by: scampydog at August 29, 2024 12:12 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: scampydog at August 29, 2024 12:12 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Kindltot
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I often wonder the same thing about my extremities.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 29, 2024 12:13 AM (+o2mc)
They are both somewhat competent in the kitchen.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 29, 2024 12:16 AM (W8VzH)
Eat peonies (?), and nuts? But why would anyone have an elephant? It promotes some fantasy imagination.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 28, 2024 10:29 PM (Cus5s)
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The kid won't want it anymore after the first time it craps on the floor and he's made to clean it up...
Posted by: As not seen on TV at August 29, 2024 12:18 AM (yfdeE)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Read something about restaurants and colors 20 or so years ago. They stated that blue/purple colors made people think bruised and sick. Whereas yellow and red made people impulsive. So I painted my menu walls yellow.
Posted by: scampydog at August 29, 2024 12:20 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2024 10:11 PM (uaBjp)
French medical students were told that in the banlieus they would see stuff usually only found in medical textbooks.
Inbreeding will do that.
Posted by: Sal at August 29, 2024 12:22 AM (bx3Km)
@nypost 17m
Toronto’s 1st black female police superintendent demoted after helping black cops cheat for promotions
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 29, 2024 12:23 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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I wasn't there. Promise.
Posted by: Kamala at August 29, 2024 12:24 AM (41CYW)
Toronto’s 1st black female police superintendent demoted after helping black cops cheat for promotions
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DEI Hall of Fame material obviously, but it is a crowded field.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 29, 2024 12:24 AM (+o2mc)
I just have to make my raw onions and peppers on the side.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 29, 2024 12:26 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: scampydog
Very few foods are naturally blue or purple. Or black. Other colors look like food.
Anytime a kitchen-incompetent character in an anime show prepares something, it'll be purple, still moving after being cooked, also still smoking from being overcooked, and usually pixelated out like it was legally obscene.
Posted by: mikeski at August 29, 2024 12:28 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 29, 2024 12:31 AM (v6JzV)
Wake me up if there's a SMOD coming.
https://youtu.be/XleOkGsYgO8
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - movin' on at August 29, 2024 12:34 AM (EiEKl)
Posted by: Kamala at August 29, 2024 12:41 AM (41CYW)
Punjabi students are protesting in Brampton because they flunked their exams. The college buckled and told the teacher to pass them anyway; the teacher quit.
Posted by: Di+cH at August 29, 2024 12:41 AM (Di+cH)
Posted by: A dam splodey tail at August 29, 2024 12:46 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: illiniwek
If they were Danish, perhaps. Werner assures you that the Danes have an inexplicable fascination with the elephant. Even a chivalric order have they, the Order of the Elephant. Seemingly, it speaks to something in their Scandi souls, yet elephants are not thick on the ground there.
Of pets, Werner is reminded of his feline animal de compagnie, Commander Star Sprinkles - of this I think I mentioned while detailing Werner's fear of Aubrey Plaza, or Kali's younger sister as I would call her if I did not fear that mentioning her name might summon the creature. My kitty is equally terrified of her eldritch propensities, and we hide behind the sofa should she appear on screen, until we ascertain that the scary lady is no longer on the telly. But I digress.
Werner raises this for why he uses the term of the perverse French to denote his favorite kitten. It is simple - the French term is far kinder than the German one. We call our pet Haustier. This is literally "house animal," and it sounds not unlike how Yoda might refer to the 1978 National Lampoon classic. Ach..
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 29, 2024 12:46 AM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Di+cH
Looks like a lot of people have been watching the Wizard of Oz. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYuHEWcNNsI
Posted by: SFGoth at August 29, 2024 12:48 AM (KAi1n)
Evening, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 29, 2024 12:48 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 29, 2024 12:49 AM (t7Bqe)
Posted by: Joe Kidd
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Two briskets in freezer. Maiden cooking voyage soon.
Posted by: scampydog at August 29, 2024 12:51 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: A dam splodey tail at August 29, 2024 12:46 AM (41CYW)
After watching numerous Ewetube videos about tannerite vs. beaver dams, I have concluded that opening a package of tannerite automatically subtracts 20 points from your IQ.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 29, 2024 12:54 AM (NvelW)
Posted by: mikeski at August 29, 2024 12:54 AM (DgGvY)
The 1 cup version works great for the two of us.
We are blessed to have friends with surplus veggies.
Posted by: Sal at August 29, 2024 12:55 AM (bx3Km)
Posted by: scampydog
Whew. Worried that was gonna be Cannibal Bob.
Posted by: mikeski at August 29, 2024 12:54 AM (DgGvY)
Maiden has to be prepared fresh, as I hear tell...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 29, 2024 12:56 AM (t7Bqe)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 29, 2024 12:56 AM (t7Bqe)
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The volcano will spit her right out, otherwise.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 29, 2024 12:58 AM (+o2mc)
Posted by: nurse ratched
I cook from scratch a lot. I just understand I'll have leftovers for a week. Been doing that most of my adult life.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 29, 2024 12:58 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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Mostly true. I listened to first hand accounts about debris chunks flying by the heads of 'cowboys' that didn't understand the safe distance concept. Much like dynamite and tree stump people.
Posted by: scampydog at August 29, 2024 01:02 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 29, 2024 12:58 AM (sAmhv)
I figure if I'm putting in all this effort to make something, I want to have it for a few days. After that, if freezable, off it goes into the ice box, properly labeled. Things like red sauce, etc.
Posted by: RickZ at August 29, 2024 01:02 AM (gKDq2)
Re: Good guy with gun.
See, he should have squeezed off a round or two and blown off one of those precious chil'un's heads. Fuck 'em. Scared straight doesn't work. Put as many fathers in those households as you want they'll still grow up beating, killing and raping their way through life. A few headless corpses, however, tends to get an important point across.
To hell with the omelet, just break the eggs.
Posted by: Robert at August 29, 2024 01:04 AM (UG1oo)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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Mostly true. I listened to first hand accounts about debris chunks flying by the heads of 'cowboys' that didn't understand the safe distance concept. Much like dynamite and tree stump people.
Posted by: scampydog at August 29, 2024 01:02 AM (41CYW)
See also: Whale carcasses and dynamite..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 29, 2024 01:04 AM (t7Bqe)
Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at August 29, 2024 01:10 AM (hBG3V)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 29, 2024 01:11 AM (NvelW)
Posted by: scampydog at August 29, 2024 01:13 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 29, 2024 01:13 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Joe Kidd
Ach, you may be perilously close to entering the German mindset, and this is worrisome. As Fred Rogers, or perhaps Tropic Thunder's Robert Downey Jr. observed, you never go full Deutsch. Werner thinks it was one of those two, although it may have featured in an episode of Full House, delivered by the demonic creature that was Bob Saget. Urkel, perhaps? It is not impossible. I am unaccountably reminded of the film Jaws, for some reason, as now there wages an internet dispute as to whether it was a metaphor for Vietnam. Ja, the same people who spilled countless electrons over the question of Die Hard was a Christmas movie have now moved to this field of combat. I very miuch liked how Urkel's surrogate father blew away Alexander Godunov in the end of that one. There should be more of this - it even eclipses the tragic demise of Hans Gruber.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 29, 2024 01:13 AM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 29, 2024 01:21 AM (t7Bqe)
Sorry in advance if you are Ukrainian or still view Russians as the No 1 Enemy... but I hate to hear this stuff. The fact that we gave them F-16s makes me nervous. That's smart, keep poking a country that has nuclear weapons and delivery systems. Best thing for all would be if Russia could win quickly and end this. Putin isn't going to exterminate the Ukrainians. He was never going to drive to the Channel.The current Ukrainian government would have to settle for whatever they have grifted so far and retire somewhere but all the rest of the Ukrainians would be better off. The globalists aren't going to be happy until they spark a major war that will only stay in Europe if we get lucky. Way, way too much faith on the globalist part of 70 year old dictator Putin not deciding to go YOLO
Posted by: azjaeger at August 29, 2024 01:28 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2024 01:33 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Skip
Soon, drones will be used to take them down, in a similar fashion to a bird strike.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 29, 2024 01:37 AM (VNX3d)
What wonders doth tomorrow hold? I see Aurora, CO is shaping up as a reluctant overspill of Denver's Venezuelan prison gangs. I'm glad my stupid little blue community in California is safe so far. I got home after dark tonight and I can't imagine how scary it would be if I had to realistically worry about getting from my car to my door without being killed.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 29, 2024 01:50 AM (lCaJd)
The virus was likely introduced by the illegals, but there are MANY antivaxxers in Oregon. About 5 years ago of the state's 10 lowest vaxxed elementary schools, 9 were private including 3 Waldorf schools (if my memory serves).
Posted by: Hal Dall at August 29, 2024 01:54 AM (MaR4R)
Posted by: Hal Dall at August 29, 2024 01:55 AM (MaR4R)
Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2024 02:08 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2024 02:08 AM (fwDg9)
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Yeh but I wouldn't lose any sleep over it.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 29, 2024 02:14 AM (Vx9n2)
Posted by: Skip
She sure is. Had it bad last night. Got maybe 45 mins of sleep. Now, I'm sleepy so signing off. Prolly be up again in a few hours, LOL.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 29, 2024 02:34 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Joe Kidd
Strudel is awesome, even if it is the invention of the abomination that is the Austrians. Occasionally they get something right, but, like their creature, Christoph Waltz, one must always keep an eye on them, or there are shenanigans. Turn not your back on the Austrians, said the great Goethe, Beware the beast Austrian, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport, or lust, or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.' This is wisdom. This may actually have been said Dr, Zaius, but it hews closely to the truth. Werner needs cognac.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 29, 2024 02:38 AM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 29, 2024 02:58 AM (tmPIh)
Posted by: a dude in MI at August 29, 2024 03:47 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 29, 2024 03:56 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at August 29, 2024 03:59 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 29, 2024 03:59 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 29, 2024 04:09 AM (omVj0)
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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 29, 2024 03:59 AM (omVj0)
Marvin Gaye
Posted by: m at August 29, 2024 04:21 AM (64Zez)
Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2024 04:22 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 29, 2024
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Marvin Gaye
Posted by: m at August 29, 2024
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I Heard It Through the Carbine
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 29, 2024 04:27 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 29, 2024 04:27 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: m at August 29, 2024 04:28 AM (64Zez)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2024 04:35 AM (a1415)
Posted by: m at August 29, 2024 04:36 AM (64Zez)
And this morning is already 74 degrees, with 99% relative humidity.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2024 04:39 AM (a1415)
What day is the GAINZZZ thread? I forget.
Posted by: m at August 29, 2024 04:40 AM (64Zez)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 29, 2024 04:41 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: m at August 29, 2024 04:42 AM (64Zez)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2024
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Compared to my 82 F. w/ 86% and heat index of 92, that sounds lovely. Fortunately this is one of my non-workout mornings.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 29, 2024 04:43 AM (omVj0)
July 9th = 221 lbs.
BP: 142/80
Resting Heart-rate: 80
Yesterday = 197lbs.
125/72
56
Hoping to hit 195 lbs for the wedding at the end of next month.
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