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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (8/27/24)
Quote I "A full recovery is expected," Jenn Juzmuk spokesperson for Dr. Anthony FauciHey! I type and delete just like the rest of you Morons.
Quote II “As meaning deteriorates in the modern world, as our value systems and institutions crumble, all of us become increasingly aware that there is this eerily familiar awakening and beckoning figure that we’ve all known all of our lives within us and around us. And for me, it’s very exciting,” Russell Brand
Quote III “He is a no-BS person who cuts to the heart of issues no matter how uncomfortable the truth is. I think that that could be really refreshing at the right moment in California.” Technology industry billionaire Chamath Palihapitiya
But, can he win?
Quote IV “Permafrost soil contains more mercury than all the other soil on the planet, plus all the oceans, plus the atmosphere. So there’s an enormous amount of mercury sitting in these frozen soils where climate change is happening faster than the rest of the world"
Josh West, a professor of earth sciences and environmental studies at USC
It is the Minor League after all. Give Lucy May a year or two and she'll be in the bigs.
Florida team's bat dog to keep her job, despite messy debut
Lucy May's debut was more entertaining than we ever could have Aug. 27 (UPI) -- A Minor League Baseball team in Florida introduced its new "bat dog" to the public, but the canine ended up being less interested in game than she was in doing her business.
Silly candidate for POTUS. Only those of us who are doing our best to save democracy can say who is and who is not on the ballot. Now go away.
BREAKING: Michigan Sec. of State refuses to remove RFK Jr. from ballot – while trying to get Cornel West’s name OFF the ballot for Kamala
Best of luck, Sir!
Red Lobster has a new leader to right the company following its recent bankruptcy. Damola Adamolekun, the former CEO at Asian-fusion restaurant chain P.F. Chang's, has been appointed Red Lobster's new CEO to guide the company through its restructuring process, a consortium of investors said Monday.
Red Lobster filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in May, after accruing over $1 billion in debt. The company faced a series of setbacks, including rising costs and shifting consumer preferences, Business Insider wrote in May.
Receiving an inheritance is a blessing. To some people my opinion is wrong: "I resent my boomer parents for burning through my inheritance"
A woman has taken a bold stand against her globetrotting boomer parents and accused them of frittering away her future inheritance on luxury holidays and living the high life. “My inheritance is being drunk through a straw in a coconut in the Caribbean,” she exclaims in a rant via The Daily Mail.
This is the terrifying moment a hoverboard-riding circus bear attacks a trainer in front of hundreds of watching children and parents in Russia. The raging female beast can be seen flooring tamer Sergei Prichinich, 48, and pinning him to the ground after riding on a hoverboard in Biysk, Russia.
Billy The Mountain couldn't be happier. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Seven airmen assigned to the 857th Aircraft Maintenance Squadron at Nellis Air Force Base, Nevada were recently honored for rescuing four people including a pregnant woman during a flash flood at Zion National Park in Utah, Air Force officials have announced.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ALH at August 27, 2024 09:57 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: dkm at August 27, 2024 09:57 PM (IB7Eo)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 27, 2024 09:57 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: ALH at August 27, 2024 09:57 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Iris at August 27, 2024 09:57 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 27, 2024 09:57 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: paleRider at August 27, 2024 09:58 PM (kdHU2)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at August 27, 2024 09:58 PM (hftn9)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 27, 2024 09:58 PM (OtlXW)
And when we touched the powder off the gator lost his mind
It's important to remember history.
Howdy, y'all.
*puts browser in Reverse to go peruse content*
Posted by: mindful webworker - certainly at August 27, 2024 09:58 PM (BkKar)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 09:59 PM (vyHIp)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at August 27, 2024 09:59 PM (hftn9)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 27, 2024 09:59 PM (FC3uE)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 10:00 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 27, 2024 10:00 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 27, 2024 10:00 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 27, 2024 10:01 PM (gNoT2)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 10:01 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 10:01 PM (vyHIp)
Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2024 10:02 PM (B1kFP)
Posted by: ALH at August 27, 2024 10:02 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Jerry at August 27, 2024 10:02 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 10:02 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 27, 2024 10:03 PM (/juIx)
Posted by: mindful webworker - and whatever comes our way at August 27, 2024 10:03 PM (BkKar)
Josh West, a professor of earth sciences and environmental studies at USC
That is just about the stupidest thing I have read in a long while.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2024 10:03 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: ALH at August 27, 2024 10:03 PM (xJEPL)
Some madman who thinks he is a prosecutor is trying to bring charges against my client.
He's been told by the Supreme Court that he is not actually a prosecutor, and yet his hallucinations are so powerful that he continues to believe that he is one.
We respectfully request that this guy's "charges" be thrown in the wastepaper basket, and that he be subjected to mandatory drug testing.
Posted by: What Trump's Lawyers Should Say! at August 27, 2024 10:03 PM (uxCna)
I think Red Lobster found a LOT of shifting consumer preferences with the all-you-can-eat shrimp. My two oldest boys could bankrupt their local restaurant in about three visits. I've seen sushi joints refuse to serve them past about serving number five!
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 27, 2024 10:03 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2024 10:04 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024 10:04 PM (/7KEl)
Thank you MisHum!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 27, 2024 10:05 PM (gNoT2)
Josh West, a professor of earth sciences and environmental studies at USC
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OMG!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 10:05 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: ALH at August 27, 2024 10:06 PM (xJEPL)
I set up investment accounts for all of them, they are self directed, but they don't have to do anything. All they need to do is sit on them for the next 40 years, and they will have a nice nest egg to augment their retirement.
Then I told them to not expect anything else, because I plan to die with $10 in the bank.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 27, 2024 10:06 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Sifty at August 27, 2024 10:06 PM (o1YW6)
The "C" in USC explains a lot!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 27, 2024 10:06 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 27, 2024 10:06 PM (5p7BC)
How did Mercury know to accumulate there?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 27, 2024 10:06 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 10:07 PM (vyHIp)
we have this all you can eat Korean BBQ place. they restrict you to 90 minutes.
my boys go with friends and THEY SET A TIMER so they can eat nonstop before 90 minutes is up
the place just dreads them
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 27, 2024 10:07 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
I want the last check I write to be returned for Insufficient Funds!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 27, 2024 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
Vox Day complains about that too. Look, it's nice to think I'll have money to pass on to my kids, but they don't have a "right" to it. Neither is anyone evil or selfish for using their own money to do what they want. Anyone who thinks they're entitled to someone else's money is a communist.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2024 10:07 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 27, 2024 10:06 PM (WXNFJ)
Permafrost is the secret graveyard of the tunafish.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2024 10:08 PM (8opQS)
Posted by: ALH at August 27, 2024 10:08 PM (xJEPL)
She can't do an interview by herself, and is insisting that it be prerecorded, so all the embarrassing bits can be edited out before broadcast.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 27, 2024 10:08 PM (uxCna)
Wake up! Your parents money isn't and never was *your* money.
Go earn your own way, maybe... learn to code?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 27, 2024 10:08 PM (gNoT2)
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Tough shit for you.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 10:08 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 10:08 PM (vyHIp)
You know your field is kinda ghey when you have to append "science" or "studies" to its name to make it sound like a real degree.
Posted by: mikeski at August 27, 2024 10:08 PM (DgGvY)
Everybody knows that already.
Mandated time waster.
Beautiful pic, MisHum.
Posted by: Sal at August 27, 2024 10:09 PM (0w7qT)
oh for sure
I also think the left has a real FUD strategy for us and part of it is to do something every week to knock us down a few pegs emotionally
so this nonsense indictment is this week who knows what next week will bring
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 27, 2024 10:09 PM (s3qiR)
Great photo up top. Reminds me of the Tetons as you are headed south out of Yellowstone. Great tune behind it too!
The best riches our parents can leave us are strong ethics, faith and hope. Anything else is gravy, and is a gift. We urged our parents to spend our inheritance. They lived frugally so that we could have the great American dream. They deserved every penny of their labor.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 27, 2024 10:09 PM (CiNoz)
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Posted by: Dave in Fla
Leave them guns and ammo, they'll thank your memory.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 27, 2024 10:09 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 27, 2024 10:09 PM (OtlXW)
"A full recovery is expected," Jenn Juzmuk spokesperson for Dr. Anthony Fauci
Hey! I type and delete just like the rest of you Morons.
Yay! We're getting back all the money wasted on this demented monkey!
(With apologies to Sock Monkey)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 27, 2024 10:09 PM (VNX3d)
Mrs D knows of my passion for golden oldies. She passed along a few remakes to me.
Herman's Hermjts. Mrs Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker
Bee Gees . How Can I Mend a Broken Hip
The Temptations. Papas Got a Kidney Stone
And one of my favs...
ABBA. Denture Queen
Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2024 10:09 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 27, 2024 09:57 PM (hOUT3)
... you fell off your bike and skinned your knee?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2024 10:09 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Spendthrift!! The last check I plan on writing is going to bounce.
When I die, there will be nothing left for anyone else (assuming the lovely Mrs. has gone first).
I want it to be a sad day for everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 27, 2024 10:10 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 27, 2024 10:10 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Yeah, my last funds go to cover my burial.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 27, 2024 10:10 PM (gNoT2)
Oh no.
Anyway...
Posted by: mindful webworker - famous and fortunate at August 27, 2024 10:10 PM (BkKar)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 27, 2024 10:09 PM (s3qiR)
the boy who cried wolf
Posted by: ALH at August 27, 2024 10:10 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: The Upper Crust at August 27, 2024 10:10 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 27, 2024 10:01 PM (gNoT2)
"Sweater Girl" mountains. For those in Yuba City.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2024 10:10 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Braenyard
I was late because I was sucked into watching an esoteric "film" by The better half. Typical pretentious amoral tripe. "Saltburn". 2 hours I'll never get back...spending it on the couch with my lovely love made it more than tolerable.That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. Hijacked by a hot chick to couch snuggle with, kept me away. The most powerful force in the universe as they say.
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at August 27, 2024 10:11 PM (hftn9)
Thank you MisHum!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 27, 2024 10:05 PM (gNoT2)
You are welcome.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 27, 2024 10:11 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2024 10:09 PM (W/lyH)
We will never get ABBA on the ONT.
Posted by: ALH at August 27, 2024 10:11 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Ju at August 27, 2024 10:12 PM (aTmM/)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2024 10:09 PM (0eaVi)
And then this Judy person called me ugly!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 27, 2024 10:12 PM (hOUT3)
Jackson, Wyoming. Fucking leftist shithole. Even as a kid growing up in Cody I hated that stupid town.
I fear Cody is heading that way as well. Fuck the wealthy leftists. Gawdamn locusts.
*turns on bullhorn*
*screech*
LEAVE WYOMING! WYOMING IS NOT FOR YOU! WE HAVE NO BAGEL JOINTS, NO ARTISINAL PIZZA! WE DRINK FOLGER'S COFFEE AND TAKE OUR GUNS TO CHURCH! AND BUFFALO BILL WAS FUCKING AWESOME! THAT IS ALL!
*screech*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flightless Icky Weirdo at August 27, 2024 10:12 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 10:12 PM (vyHIp)
Posted by: ALH at August 27, 2024 10:12 PM (xJEPL)
It fits ClownWorld.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2024 10:12 PM (4Med0)
Posted by: davidt at August 27, 2024 10:13 PM (i0F8b)
OTOH, Durov is a Russian/French/UAE citizen, and UAE has apparently blocked the purchase of 80 new French fighter jets until Durov is freed.
Hey - what's a few billion dollars in arms sales between friends?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 27, 2024 10:13 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 27, 2024 10:10 PM (5p7BC)
They could rebrand as "Dead Mobster". All the lobsters are served with a replica of Jimmy Hoffa's wristwatch wrapped around their midsection.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2024 10:13 PM (8opQS)
That's different. You don't see THAT very often.
Off the top of my head, I can't think of that having happened since 1972-- when all kinds of DEMs declined to support the DEM nominee George McGovern.
(Note: Hogan in MD isn't an incumbent like Tester is, so... different. I wouldn't be at all surprised if Hogan endorses Harris/Walz.)
Posted by: mnw at August 27, 2024 10:13 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 10:08 PM (vyHIp)
I'll take a look.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2024 10:13 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2024 10:09 PM (W/lyH)
We will never get ABBA on the ONT.
Posted by: ALH at August 27, 2024 10:11 PM (xJEPL)
Never is such a long time.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 27, 2024 10:14 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 27, 2024 10:14 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: mindful webworker - just give me too much at August 27, 2024 10:14 PM (BkKar)
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One thing I've noticed this time, is this strategy doesn't seem to be working. Everyone is laughing at the Democrats, because they are so inept.
Everything the try, and every poll that releases, most people (at least that I see on X) are laughing at it.
Today, with Harris saying she wants to build the wall, was a laugh riot.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 27, 2024 10:14 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024 10:14 PM (/7KEl)
oh I really hated that one
it was like an evil, terrible version of Brideshead Revisited and I freaking LOVE Brideshead so it annoyed. then I dug into it and the chick director said she was doing an homage to Brideshead and GET THAT WORD RIGHT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 27, 2024 10:14 PM (s3qiR)
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The bear probably interpreted being made to ride a overboard ax being called a fag.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 10:14 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2024 10:14 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 27, 2024 10:15 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: ALH at August 27, 2024 10:12 PM (xJEPL)
With that gift, all else is covered!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 27, 2024 10:15 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 27, 2024 10:15 PM (ctJ5/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 27, 2024 10:14 PM (QXQ4l)
Tease
Posted by: ALH at August 27, 2024 10:15 PM (xJEPL)
I'll introduce my bill to ban abortion nationwide in the Senate again, just to screw over the Republican's electoral prospects.
Posted by: Miss Lindsey! at August 27, 2024 10:15 PM (uxCna)
LOL. Go make your own money, toots.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 27, 2024 10:15 PM (klJTj)
Posted by: ALH at August 27, 2024 10:15 PM (xJEPL)
"Being of sound mind and body, I blew it all."
Posted by: Ju at August 27, 2024 10:12 PM (aTmM/)
Hookers & Blow or lawyers, guns & money.
Nobody gets out of this alive.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 27, 2024 10:15 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2024 10:15 PM (B1kFP)
Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024 10:15 PM (/7KEl)
Time to amend the will to leave Ms Entitled the tidy sum of one (1) coconut and one (1) straw.
Posted by: mikeski at August 27, 2024 10:16 PM (DgGvY)
oh he will or would have. I think that is exactly why PDJT is saying (or via Vance) they will veto any such bill
to get ahead of that one. but the Left will probably still do it
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 27, 2024 10:16 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 27, 2024 10:16 PM (VSht7)
Posted by: Forgot My Wellies at August 27, 2024 10:17 PM (CV8a5)
But Sheehy gives the same hinky vibe that Popeye Crenshaw gave me. Might be a Navy SEAL thing.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flightless Icky Weirdo at August 27, 2024 10:17 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2024 10:17 PM (4Med0)
No Fock'in decent Deli.
--Wealthy leftist transplanted New Yorker
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at August 27, 2024 10:17 PM (hftn9)
Wait until she finds out that her parents took all of their wealth, and bought an annuity with it.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 27, 2024 10:17 PM (uxCna)
Time to amend the will to leave Ms Entitled the tidy sum of one (1) coconut and one (1) straw.
Posted by: mikeski at August 27, 2024 10:16 PM (DgGvY)
Including a lime would be a nice touch!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 27, 2024 10:17 PM (hOUT3)
That is just about the stupidest thing I have read in a long while.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2024 10:03 PM (W/lyH)
despite reading the comments here?
I'll speak for many of us when I say thank you, you're too kind.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 27, 2024 10:18 PM (FCbAQ)
Time to amend the will to leave Ms Entitled the tidy sum of one (1) coconut and one (1) straw.
Posted by: mikeski at August 27, 2024 10:16 PM (DgGvY)
Used straws. All chewed up on the end.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2024 10:18 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Forgot My Wellies at August 27, 2024 10:17 PM (CV8a5)
I live in an area of the country that rarely gets freezing temperatures, so I don't know what any of those things are.
Posted by: ALH at August 27, 2024 10:18 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Sifty at August 27, 2024 10:18 PM (itodz)
Kamala coming out as bring for a border wall is hilarious.
Trump is winning. Polls say he's not. Kamala's actions say he is.
Posted by: Shenanigans at August 27, 2024 10:19 PM (wGun1)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2024 10:19 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Miklos calls bullshit at August 27, 2024 10:19 PM (lSyD7)
when the last Christmas present is unwrapped
when Frodo sails off to the West
when the ice cream cone is just soggy end of a cone left and your fingers are all sticky.
Comments are some consolation.
😿
Posted by: mindful webworker - bedtime already? at August 27, 2024 10:19 PM (BkKar)
In 2020, the D's claimed that the Republicans wanted to ban abortion nationwide, so Miss Lindsey introduced a Senate bill right before the election to ban abortion nationwide.
Did a great job of destroying the nascent Red Wave, which might have threatened Miss Lindsey's hold on power.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 27, 2024 10:20 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 27, 2024 09:58 PM (OtlXW)
No need to embarrass us.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 27, 2024 10:20 PM (VSht7)
Brown in Ohio is also going to lose.
The rest of the vulnerable Dems have a shot, but they could end up riding the preference cascade into oblivion.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 27, 2024 10:20 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 27, 2024 10:21 PM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 27, 2024 10:21 PM (ctJ5/)
I'm going to have some nice stuff before I go
Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024 10:21 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2024 10:21 PM (0eaVi)
Or is she just saying it, knowing no-one will believe it, but hoping it will somehow deflect attention to something else?
Posted by: mnw at August 27, 2024 10:21 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Shenanigans at August 27, 2024 10:19 PM (wGun1)
I am beginning to think that Obama let her have the nomination because she's expendable.
Posted by: ALH at August 27, 2024 10:22 PM (xJEPL)
And.
It's my goddamn money. I shall spend it as I please. If there's anything to inherit, other than bills, be thankful.
Assholes.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 27, 2024 10:22 PM (mca1W)
Wait until she finds out that her parents took all of their wealth, and bought an annuity with it.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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House -> Reverse mortgage
Posted by: Tom Selleck at August 27, 2024 10:22 PM (XeU6L)
If you don't die owing the IRS money, you did it wrong.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 27, 2024 10:22 PM (r5tfK)
Well, SpaceX just scrubbed the launch of Polaris Dawn for this morning and the next. Bad weather forecast. It will be a while until the next opportunity.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2024 10:22 PM (w6EFb)
Brown in Ohio is also going to lose.
The rest of the vulnerable Dems have a shot, but they could end up riding the preference cascade into oblivion.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 27, 2024 10:20 PM (5p7BC)
From your finger tips to God's ears Dave.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 27, 2024 10:22 PM (QXQ4l)
Also note Zuck's mea culpa about submitting to government censorship.
His analysts looking at the aggregate postings on Facebook know which way the wind is blowing.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 27, 2024 10:23 PM (uxCna)
Brown in Ohio is also going to lose.
The rest of the vulnerable Dems have a shot, but they could end up riding the preference cascade into oblivion.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
hah
We have already counted the votes, can modify if needed
Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems (D) at August 27, 2024 10:23 PM (lSyD7)
I live in an area of the country that rarely gets freezing temperatures, so I don't know what any of those things are.
Posted by: ALH
That's good. You won't get poisoned by mercury unless you know Charlie the Tuna personally.
Posted by: Canned Response at August 27, 2024 10:23 PM (CV8a5)
I was experimenting and well too many John Ford Westerns were in Monument Valley so it is like a touchstone for me.
Do hope it helps your efforts.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 10:24 PM (vyHIp)
Post partum depression
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 27, 2024 10:24 PM (ctJ5/)
The rest of the vulnerable Dems have a shot, but they could end up riding the preference cascade into oblivion.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
I so want Ruben Gallego to go down in flames.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 27, 2024 10:24 PM (gNoT2)
‘The ocean is overflowing’: UN chief issues global SOS as new reports warn Pacific sea-level rise outstrips global average
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 10:24 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Well, hey, Bulgaroctonus.
Finally got motivated to websearch your handle. Innerestin.
Posted by: mindful webworker - bedtime already? at August 27, 2024 10:24 PM (BkKar)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2024 10:24 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 27, 2024 10:24 PM (ctJ5/)
What do you know about postpartum depression?
Posted by: ALH at August 27, 2024 10:25 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: ALH
I'm going to go over their houses and stand in front of the fridge with the door open, turn on every light in the house and then leave the room and drop dirty clothing all over the place.
I might even pee myself and just stand there talking to them.
What am I talking about? I've done that already.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 27, 2024 10:25 PM (WXNFJ)
YouGov today, which is one of the most Dem friendly polls out there has her up 1.
Rasmussen has had Trump up 3 consistently for 3 weeks.
She got no convention bump at all, although there is a strong argument that there is no such thing as a convention bump, just response bias.
Anyway, they are down hard, and they are panicking. This legal crap in GA and MI is a sign of panic. It shows you are so worried that you are willing to look stupid.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 27, 2024 10:25 PM (5p7BC)
Obama wanted someone else, but Biden's people shafted him by immediately endorsing Harris when Biden was forced to withdraw.
Several Democratic governors would have been far more formidable candidates than little Kammy.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 27, 2024 10:25 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 27, 2024 10:25 PM (mH6SG)
I'm going to have some nice stuff before I go
Posted by: Don Black
*proposes starting a club*
Posted by: the Last of the Miklohicans at August 27, 2024 10:25 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: davidt at August 27, 2024 10:25 PM (i0F8b)
RCP projects Republicans to pick up Manchin's open seat in West Virginia.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 27, 2024 10:26 PM (r5tfK)
Two LARGE trashbags full of aluminum cans. I can almost see the tears of joy in their eyes.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 27, 2024 10:26 PM (vJiyU)
“Permafrost soil contains more mercury than all the other soil on the planet, plus all the oceans, plus the atmosphere. So there’s an enormous amount of mercury sitting in these frozen soils where climate change is happening faster than the rest of the world"
Josh West, a professor of earth sciences and environmental studies at USC
The latest klIMAtE ChANGe fear pron being downloaded, I see.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 27, 2024 10:26 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
You get points for the umlaut.
Posted by: Linguistic Miklos at August 27, 2024 10:27 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: davidt at August 27, 2024 10:25 PM (i0F8b)
I think her debate performance will cinch it.
Posted by: ALH at August 27, 2024 10:27 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024 10:28 PM (/7KEl)
Do hope it helps your efforts.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 10:24 PM (vyHIp)
Monument Valley has spectacular scenery, but really very little to draw the Old West pioneers. Poor land, poor grazing, little water, and not much in the way of mineral wealth. I expect most of the Old West action took place in farming, ranching, or mining country.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2024 10:28 PM (8opQS)
Tell me you don't understand math without...
Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2024 10:28 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 10:28 PM (vyHIp)
Posted by: Kamala Bot! at August 27, 2024 10:28 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: davidt at August 27, 2024 10:30 PM (i0F8b)
EXCUSE ME, I'M SPEAKING!!!!
EXCUSE ME, I'M SPEAKING!!!!
EXCUSE ME, I'M SPEAKIN
EXCUSE ME, I'
EXCUS
E
Posted by: Broken Kamala Bot! at August 27, 2024 10:30 PM (uxCna)
Do hope it helps your efforts.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 10:24 PM (vyHIp)
Well, I think the ladies wouldn't quite fit in my time frame....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2024 10:30 PM (0eaVi)
This country is fuckin' doomed. They're the last people who will get through this thing financially intact.
SPEND IT ALL.
The rest of us are fucked, whatever you do. Enjoy it. Burn it while it still makes heat.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2024 10:30 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Kamala Bot! at August 27, 2024 10:30 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
""Willing to look""?
They don't have any choice in the matter.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 27, 2024 10:30 PM (gNoT2)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
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He probably won't get crushed, but I would favor Lake in that race. It really comes down to how Trump does. If he wins by 5 or 6 like he probably can, then she should have a fairly comfortable 2-point win.
Remember the GOP and Dem cheating assholes in AZ really hate her, so they will try to stop her, even if they don't try to stop Trump.
I'll be watching early vote performance there. If the GOP stays even with Dems in early voting, then she should have a comfortable win.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 27, 2024 10:30 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 27, 2024 10:31 PM (tmPIh)
But even in that case. Hey toots, you can earn your own way instead of expecting a pot of family money. If the original wealth holder wanted to make sure you got a slice of it they could have written it into their will.
Posted by: paleRider at August 27, 2024 10:31 PM (kdHU2)
Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024 10:31 PM (/7KEl)
I lift my eyes to the mountains, where I receive aid.
Thank you, Misanthropic Humanitarian. Much appreciated.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2024 10:31 PM (u82oZ)
‘The ocean is overflowing’: UN chief issues global SOS as new reports warn Pacific sea-level rise outstrips global average
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever!
Quit panicking. Get out the plunger, so it can drain properly.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 27, 2024 10:31 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Milk Dud at August 27, 2024 10:32 PM (CV8a5)
ONT? Post? Get it?
Sheesh I just tell em I don't explain em.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 27, 2024 10:32 PM (ctJ5/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2024 10:28 PM (8opQS)
Yeah that always griped me in those westerns. The scenery is gorgeous, but there’s not a single green plant all the way to the horizon and some dude will be saying “yeah this here’s my cattle ranch!”
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2024 10:32 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: davidt at August 27, 2024 10:25 PM (i0F8b)
Not Steiner?
Steiner won't come?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 27, 2024 10:32 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024 10:31 PM (/7KEl)
The Great Pacific Hump. You heard it here first.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2024 10:32 PM (8opQS)
Posted by: Don Black
Upwelling of sea water.
IIRC it happens when ever there is an El Nino or is it La Nina (don't really care, it's one or the other).
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 27, 2024 10:32 PM (gNoT2)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 27, 2024 10:33 PM (ctJ5/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 27, 2024 10:33 PM (QXQ4l)
Great cover of "Dear Prudence" by Jerry I have that in one of my concert tapes
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2024 10:33 PM (RIvkX)
I now believe that, with a single exception, the inheritance tax should be eliminated.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 27, 2024 10:33 PM (VSht7)
Unless a GOP Senator loses, & none of them are in trouble. ("We're finally gonna take down Ted Cruz this time!!!" In a pig's adz, you are.)
Just having the GOP organize the Senate would inoculate us from a lot of Harris/aWalz worst proposals, i.e., "reforming" SCOTUS.
Posted by: mnw at August 27, 2024 10:33 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Sifty at August 27, 2024 10:33 PM (1cbS0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 10:33 PM (vyHIp)
Leftist: "The world is on fire, we are facing the warmest temperatures in history! The permafrost is going to melt and release a huge amount of carbon and make things worse."
Idiot: "So how warm was the planet when all of the organic material up near the Arctic Circle was actually alive and growing?"
Leftist: Open mouth, long pause, then, "You are a Fascist and a racist."
Good times, good times.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 27, 2024 10:34 PM (HlyYF)
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Something's coming. Something wonderful!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2024 10:34 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 27, 2024 10:34 PM (5p7BC)
but it's not like a patch of the Pacific is going to pop up
Posted by: Don Black
Haven't seen our algorithms in action have ya?
Posted by: Climate scientists at August 27, 2024 10:34 PM (vJiyU)
The perfect spot for Starliner to return to earth is Guam. We can finally find out if Hank Johnson was right, if Guam tips over.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 27, 2024 10:35 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Only until the count stops at 3am...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 27, 2024 10:35 PM (gNoT2)
EXCUSE ME, I'M SPEAKING!!!!
EXCUSE ME, I'M SPEAKING!!!!
EXCUSE ME, I'M SPEAKIN
EXCUSE ME, I'
EXCUS
E
Posted by: Broken Kamala Bot! at August 27, 2024 10:30 PM
I assume she is using Steve Martin as her debate prep coach?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 27, 2024 10:35 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Wenda at August 27, 2024 10:35 PM (Gf9gm)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2024 10:35 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: javems at August 27, 2024 10:35 PM (8I4hW)
‘The ocean is overflowing’: UN chief issues global SOS as new reports warn Pacific sea-level rise outstrips global average
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
That's called a 'high tide', dipshit.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 27, 2024 10:36 PM (sAmhv)
Since the Harris campaign will be slipped the questions in advance, the double will have plenty of time to memorize suitable responses.
Of course, if the double does too good a job, the real Kamala might find herself wearing cement overshoes and on her way to the bottom of the Potomac River.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 27, 2024 10:37 PM (NvelW)
Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024 10:37 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 27, 2024 10:38 PM (/U5Yz)
Burning tires.
Posted by: Sifty at August 27, 2024 10:33 PM
Checks out. No permafrost in South Africa!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 27, 2024 10:38 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 27, 2024 10:38 PM (vJiyU)
Since the Harris campaign will be slipped the questions in advance, the double will have plenty of time to memorize suitable responses.
Of course, if the double does too good a job, the real Kamala might find herself wearing cement overshoes and on her way to the bottom of the Potomac River.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 27, 2024 10:37 PM (NvelW)
The Potomac is deeper in some places than I realized, but they ought to dump her in the Atlantic to be safe.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 27, 2024 10:39 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2024 10:39 PM (0FoWg)
As you know the concept of Zentraleuropa so well, and have internalized its essence, please to have an Austrian cappuchino, or Hungarian presszokave. Also Palinka. It is helping for the body. The difficulty of interpreting both The Good Soldier Svejk in the modern era of absurdity and the possibility of becoming a cockroach without warning can take its toll.
Posted by: Miklos von un zu Miklostein at August 27, 2024 10:40 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
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Well if that is what is going to determine the election, then we won't win no matter what we do. So no need to worry about it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 27, 2024 10:41 PM (5p7BC)
I think I'd need to know more to have a sense of who is in the right.
I'm gonna inherit next to nothing because I come from poor people. No big deal. It's just life.
But I can say it's harder to build a prosperous life when you start from nothing and have to do everything for yourself. Inherited wealth is an incredible blessing. And I think that kind of intergenerational wealth transfer is how families succeed and prosper in the long term.
Which is a longwinded way of saying that if the parents really are spending every dime and leaving nothing, that's really no different than never having saved anything, which seems reckless, especially if they inherited some of this wealth themselves.
Posted by: Mixed Feelings at August 27, 2024 10:42 PM (g2NBl)
Stupid scientists. Fat lot they know. Polar Bears aren't even FROM Poland.
Posted by: Sifty at August 27, 2024 10:42 PM (hZfqt)
Posted by: Austria-Hungary Forever! at August 27, 2024 10:42 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
The arrow through the head thing would be cool and appropriate.
Posted by: Miklos remembers when Steve Martin's hair was gray at August 27, 2024 10:42 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Don Black
Have you seen the way that hussy Caribbean Sea shakes her groove thang?
Posted by: the Pacific at August 27, 2024 10:42 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 27, 2024 10:43 PM (Ydd86)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 10:44 PM (vyHIp)
Posted by: Wenda at August 27, 2024 10:35 PM (Gf9gm)
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You mean Blanche
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2024 10:45 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 27, 2024 10:25 PM (5p7BC)
You know ... you may be right. Shit may be so tilting that Trump will not be frauded out of his third win in three tries.
I'm just at the point I don't care. I'm the anti IronGrampa. For everyone of his missives ... I wish the opposite.
Let it burn. Let 'em steal it. Again.
Posted by: Remember When at August 27, 2024 10:45 PM (S+Nbg)
I was lucky to land free front row seats (we could sit and put our feet on the stage) to Duran Duran's opening show of their Ordinary World tour. Terence Trent D'Arby opened for them at the Great Western Forum in LA. For reals no joke. Was a great show.
On a side note...NFL football stuff coming so skip if you want...
The AoS Moron Fantasy Football League is ready for the draft. If you've been in the league please check your email or log into the league site! Thanks!
Posted by: NC Ref at August 27, 2024 10:45 PM (2xCPU)
The AZ state police organization announced its endorsement of Gallego today, btw.
Posted by: mnw at August 27, 2024 10:46 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Miklos has been after Susanna Hoffs since forever at August 27, 2024 10:46 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 27, 2024 10:46 PM (FAJQW)
Posted by: Miklos remembers when Steve Martin's hair was gray at August 27, 2024 10:42 PM
Kamala could do that, without having to use the gag arrow.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 27, 2024 10:46 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump Vance 2024 at August 27, 2024 10:47 PM (WynLa)
Pray they never reboot it for modern audiences.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 10:47 PM (vyHIp)
Post partum depression
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty
The feeling when you compose a really long and involved comment and you hit the Minx character limit and you have to trim out part of your great comment and it's just not as good as it was because every part of the comment was integral to the whole.....
Part-postum depression.
Posted by: mikeski at August 27, 2024 10:47 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2024 10:49 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 10:49 PM (vyHIp)
It fits ClownWorld.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2024 10:12 PM (4Med0)
Russian circuses are reputed to be odd
https://tinyurl.com/2e5yxc9h
Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2024 10:49 PM (D7oie)
Part-postum depression.
Posted by: mikeski
Could be worse
Could be a starving poet in a garret with Garret
Posted by: Percy Dovetonsils at August 27, 2024 10:50 PM (lSyD7)
A college graduate I was forced to talk to today did not know what a pendulum was.
When I explained, he told me his watch is digital or he just uses his phone. He didn't know, and he was perversely proud of his ignorance.
This is who Gen X is losing jobs to these days because we're "too old".
Let it burn.
Posted by: Sifty at August 27, 2024 10:50 PM (8aiQt)
Polaris Dawn has been scrubbed for August 27 because of a ground-side helium leak on the Quick Disconnect umbilical. The next launch attempt is not earlier than August 28, 3:38 a.m. EDT,
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Creeping Boeing contractors?
Posted by: Braenyard at August 27, 2024 10:51 PM (OtlXW)
Pray they never reboot it for modern audiences.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 10:47 PM (vyHIp)
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I'd watch it anyway.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2024 10:52 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 10:52 PM (vyHIp)
When you're living on a park bench,
Eating grass 'cause you've no dough,
Cheer up, things could be worse.
You could be 6 feet under helping it grow.
Posted by: mnw at August 27, 2024 10:53 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 27, 2024 10:45 PM
Youngest daughter (1
starts her tunes on the car ride this morning. I hear the quick laugh and the first three notes and say, "Duran Duran, Hungry Like the Wolf".
Daughter, incredulously, "You know this band?"
Do all children believe their parents were born as 40 year-olds?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 27, 2024 10:53 PM (HlyYF)
It's ridiculous.
This is coming to an end. Boomers are almost gone. Their (putative, tenuous) wealth will soon be transferred to millennials, who will squander it and then blame the dead for their continued failures.
Coincidentally, those dead people will continue voting for the party that has nothing to do with their continued failures, while they also vote for them. Because they're good people - not garbage people.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2024 10:53 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 27, 2024 10:53 PM (OtlXW)
Don't hurt yourselves, I got time.
Posted by: Patient and lazy Miklos at August 27, 2024 10:54 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Phil at August 27, 2024 10:54 PM (gP8ie)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 10:55 PM (vyHIp)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 27, 2024 10:55 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: mnw at August 27, 2024 10:56 PM (NLIak)
I'm going to have some nice stuff before I go
Posted by: Don Black
Find a bunch of high schoolers who may want to learn how to weld. Underwrite their tech school training. Each quarter they complete, they gotta machine you a nameplate.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2024 10:56 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 10:55 PM
Scuba Dude bought a ticket.
I hope it is announced that the winner is from NYC.
If so, we will have the most epic TXMoMe!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 27, 2024 10:56 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024 10:21 PM (/7KEl)
Same boat, and ...thats what pyramids are for. I will have one.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 27, 2024 10:56 PM (VwHCD)
A quarter till nine.
What does that mean?
Posted by: Braenyard
My immediate response-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--AvCsh48bk
Posted by: Miklos thinks the only dood thing from Delaware is George Thorogood at August 27, 2024 10:57 PM (lSyD7)
I don't think I could get that done before I had to go pee.
Posted by: Sifty at August 27, 2024 10:57 PM (8aiQt)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2024 10:57 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: mnw at August 27, 2024 10:58 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I have it on DVD. When i was a kid, the episode with the giant "car wash" thing that sucked bodies in freaked me out. It's a bit hokey overall, but there are some great episodes.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 27, 2024 10:59 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 27, 2024 10:55 PM (KAi1n)
Oh, he's definitely a bastard.
Posted by: Lionel Hutz at August 27, 2024 10:59 PM (g2NBl)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2024 10:56 PM
Two of my nephews just did OK in high school.
Older is going to chef school, younger to welding school. Both are totally kicking butt!
In my dotage, I am going to be rolling around in fine cuisine and welded nameplates!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 27, 2024 10:59 PM (HlyYF)
As you know the concept of Zentraleuropa so well, and have internalized its essence, please to have an Austrian cappuchino, or Hungarian presszokave. Also Palinka. It is helping for the body. The difficulty of interpreting both The Good Soldier Svejk in the modern era of absurdity and the possibility of becoming a cockroach without warning can take its toll.
Posted by: Miklos von un zu Miklostein
Herr Miklos, you are valiant and kind. Werner gladly accepts the restoratives you offer, and is grateful. Alas, though, the unsettling spectre of Aubrey Plaza looms before me still. Werner shall sleep with the lights on, startled at every sound. Perhaps I shall telephone Chris Pratt - he underwent the most extreme exposure to her toxicity, and yet lived. Ah, The Good Soldier Svejk - you would perhaps enjoy my production Woyzeck. Klaus was superb in that one, and almost no blows from a riding crop were required. Almost none.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 27, 2024 11:00 PM (tmPIh)
I'm sure this is going to go over here about as well as a turd in the punchbowl...and I think that the child in question is being entitled, however...
I'm not surprised that a bunch of the most solipsistic generation doesn't care about leaving a legacy to their descendants. Gotta live like the perpetual teenager until you drop dead! Things are getting a lot tougher, especially for the upcoming generations. I'm working on trying to leave enough just so my kids will hopefully be able to live a similar lifestyle to mine, which ain't rich my any means. Without any kind of family assets, this is going to become more and more difficult. They are going to try to push us all into urban bugman hives, living lives of meaningless penury. It might get better some day, but we're going to have to hit bottom first.
But I guess they just need to pull themselves up by the bootstraps, or whatever comforting fairy tales you grew up on.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 27, 2024 11:00 PM (91mQg)
Posted by: mnw at August 27, 2024 10:58 PM (NLIak)
It's supposed to be hookers & blow.
Posted by: ALH at August 27, 2024 11:00 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Sifty at August 27, 2024 11:00 PM (8aiQt)
For fans of British science fiction shows, 2025 will mark the 50th anniversary of Space 1999.
Pray they never reboot it for modern audiences.
Season 1 or Season 2?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2024 11:01 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
A big, beautiful pyramid, classy, like you wouldn't believe, that much I can tell you, YUGE and bigly
Posted by: Miklos is more of a tzampotli hobbyist at August 27, 2024 11:01 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 27, 2024 10:56 PM
You will need to execute all of your pyramid builders after they have completed the construction, so that your treasure remains undefiled.
I would sure hate to think that you did NOT have a Harley to ride around on in the after life!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 27, 2024 11:02 PM (HlyYF)
Perhaps she earn her own money, by drinking through a "straw" from a couple "coconuts" at a truck stop in the Caribbean
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 27, 2024 11:02 PM (kPmE8)
Posted by: mnw
Col. Hogan > Gov. Hogan
Posted by: SFGoth at August 27, 2024 11:03 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: ALH at August 27, 2024 11:03 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Sifty at August 27, 2024 11:03 PM (8aiQt)
It's NOT supposed to be "hookers and blow."
Posted by: mnw at August 27, 2024 11:05 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 27, 2024 11:06 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: mnw at August 27, 2024 11:05 PM (NLIak)
***SNORT***
Posted by: ALH at August 27, 2024 11:06 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 27, 2024 11:06 PM (gNoT2)
Posted by: Werner Herzog
The daughter of Kinski must be disciplined on occasion. It is needful for such wayward children.
Her diary is in my possession.
Posted by: Miklos le auteur at August 27, 2024 11:06 PM (lSyD7)
"A full recovery is expected," Jenn Juzmuk spokesperson for Dr. Anthony Fauci
Hey! I type and delete just like the rest of you Morons.
=====
But what does monkey pox do when unlesed in ENT of a subject on some immuno suppressors?
just saying...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 27, 2024 11:07 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: mnw
I saw Whores And Fireworks open for Love And Rockets at Thrust Theatre in '94.
Posted by: mikeski at August 27, 2024 11:07 PM (DgGvY)
>>Damola Adamolekun, the former CEO at Asian-fusion restaurant chain P.F. Chang's, has been appointed Red Lobster's new CEO to guide the company through its restructuring process, a consortium of investors said Monday.
Sounds perfect. I met a guy named Damola Adamolekun just the other day down at the docks. Portuguese guy who was all about Asian-fusion lobster.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2024 11:07 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 27, 2024 10:53 PM (HlyYF)
I referee HS soccer games. Every year I get older and the players stay 18. :eyeroll:
Plus the sportsmanship and all that has gone so far downhill in recent years. That has nothing to do with music sorry for my whining!
Posted by: NC Ref at August 27, 2024 11:07 PM (2xCPU)
Perhaps she earn her own money, by drinking through a "straw" from a couple "coconuts" at a truck stop in the Caribbean
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 27, 2024 11:02 PM (kPmE
May I present to you... A future Comment of the Week?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 27, 2024 11:07 PM (j2ai2)
Posted by: mnw at August 27, 2024 11:07 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 27, 2024 11:08 PM (TSQkU)
232 SCOTUS did not rule on Smith's legitimacy.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 27, 2024 10:55 PM (KAi1n)
SCOTUS did not rule on that issue; but Thomas let everyone know what he thought about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2024 11:09 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: ALH at August 27, 2024 11:03 PM (xJEPL)
Trump should threaten that if Harris does a no show, he will bring RFK Jr on to debate the democrat side instead.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2024 11:09 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: mikeski at August 27, 2024 11:07 PM (DgGvY)
I just saw Love and Rockets a week ago.
Ostensibly their last tour.
Posted by: Funny Coincidences at August 27, 2024 11:09 PM (g2NBl)
Pray they never reboot it for modern audiences.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 10:47 PM (vyHIp)
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I'd watch it anyway.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2024 10:52 PM (RIvkX)
Same. Young me liked Barbara Bain. A lot.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 27, 2024 11:10 PM (j2ai2)
Oiii! Sugar Tits!
Your punk ass is why your 'rents are blowing through your inheritance. Have you ever shown any interest in how they would live in their olde age? Or did you want them to just settle down on an ice flow and drift away off.
Fuck. Off. You damned numpty.
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 27, 2024 11:10 PM (MsrgL)
That would be the Paleocene/Eocene boundary, 55ish million years ago. When Denmark had parrots. (Beautiful plumage.)
Obviously the world did not end, unless you were a lemur who wanted to get into snowshoeing.
Posted by: green is a grift at August 27, 2024 11:10 PM (Di+cH)
Today they cut both of them.
Posted by: K.C. Wolf (mnw) at August 27, 2024 11:10 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Di+ch at August 27, 2024 11:11 PM (Di+cH)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2024 11:09 PM (D7oie)
Better he can have a debate using video clips of her stating her positions for her responses.
Posted by: ALH at August 27, 2024 11:11 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 27, 2024 11:07 PM
Did you see the video of the Rutgers-UMass ladies soccer game?
Punches thrown, players taken to the ground.
Stayed very chippy for the rest of the game!
I don't think you would have enjoyed reffing that one.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 27, 2024 11:12 PM (HlyYF)
"My inheritance is being drunk through a straw in a coconut in the Caribbean,"
On a three hour tour.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2024 11:12 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Well, that settles it then.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 27, 2024 11:12 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2024 11:09 PM (D7oie)
Better he can have a debate using video clips of her stating her positions for her responses.
Posted by: ALH at August 27, 2024 11:11 PM (xJEPL)
A blow-up doll with Barron acting as ventriloquist in falsetto off-screen.
Posted by: My Plain Wrapper Baby at August 27, 2024 11:14 PM (g2NBl)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 27, 2024 11:14 PM (mH6SG)
Btw, "No man is heir to the living."
Posted by: mnw at August 27, 2024 11:14 PM (NLIak)
Today they cut both of them.
Posted by: K.C. Wolf (mnw) at August 27, 2024 11:10 PM
Had to make room on the roster for the #13 and #14 wide receivers.
The Chiefs do not have a #1 WR right now. However, they do have the most #5 wide receivers of any NFL team!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 27, 2024 11:15 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: K.C. Wolf (mnw) at August 27, 2024 11:10 PM (NLIak)
Ouch! The pyramid gets awfully small as you get closer to the top. Tho I'd be happy if I were in their positions as I at least had a chance to show my stuff to other teams.
Posted by: NC Ref at August 27, 2024 11:16 PM (2xCPU)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2024 11:09 PM (D7oie)
That would be AWESOME!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2024 11:16 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 27, 2024 11:16 PM (mH6SG)
They store ammunition and weapons separately for a reason.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 27, 2024 11:17 PM (OtlXW)
"I WANT MY CAVE AND MY KIN TO BE SAFE AFTER I AM GONE."
Noble. Honorable. It is what we were designed to do.
But it is also how we end up with Kennedys and Bushs and the NYT.
Having been born without a pot to piss in or winder to throw it out of, I can only imagine the feeling of security family money must bring.
The working stiffs do our highwire act without a net.
Posted by: Sifty at August 27, 2024 11:17 PM (GDX6I)
thinks he might be a "Refreshing" intro to be the "Gov. of Cali?"
Uhm...no, and Effing no.
Let us get rid of Nancy's little bitch first.
But you dude can go pound sand.
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 27, 2024 11:18 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 27, 2024 11:18 PM (KAi1n)
Huh? Uh, nope.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 27, 2024 11:16 PM
Sorry Admiral!
https://tinyurl.com/52pchu4a
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 27, 2024 11:18 PM (HlyYF)
Rice is #1 WR.
But... for how long?
Then there is one Xavier Worthy... lookin' good in the Arrowhead neighborhood.
Posted by: mnw at August 27, 2024 11:18 PM (NLIak)
I just pointed that out to Mrs D.
She thought for a second and then said "That doesn't make sense. It's only 26 years."
She's cute like that.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2024 11:19 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 27, 2024 11:12 PM (HlyYF)
Thank you Pillage for the tip I will check it out for sure. Before watching it, I'll say that if early rough shit was dealt with, the match wouldn't have devolved into what I'm apparently about to watch.
Always look forward to learning how to be better at dealing with stuff. Maybe for the book thread I read Ron Luciano's books about umpiring baseball as a kid and used some of his tricks for dealing with coaches.
Posted by: NC Ref at August 27, 2024 11:20 PM (2xCPU)
Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2024 11:20 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Gref at August 27, 2024 11:20 PM (aBgBM)
Victor Davis Hanson will be my write in vote next election.
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 27, 2024 11:23 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024 11:25 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Sifty
Ever so that. ^^^^
Grandpa dropped out of 2nd grade and worked the Louisiana timber industry to feed his six younger siblings. Grandma didn't finish fourth grade, she worked sewing and babysitting the lumber mill's manager kids. Maybe finished high school, married Dad and both worked their ass of to ensure I could finish high school. The Army gave me a skill. And Smash. The Army gave her me (wow she got a shit deal there). Junior-ette finished high school, and is gonna have a solid software engineering education so she can survive without me or Smash.
Junior-ette will be the 1st Bewalski since 1897 to start life with a solid education, financial security, and parents that provided it as a stepping stone to a better life.
Fuck that whiny little cunt sniveling about her 'rents drinking her inheritance through a straw.
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 27, 2024 11:25 PM (MsrgL)
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Good!
Better than pissing it away on marginally life extending proceedures.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 27, 2024 11:25 PM (/lPRQ)
It used to be science fiction, now it's alternate history.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 27, 2024 11:25 PM (dZVON)
A hundred years from now that will be legendary stuff.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2024 11:25 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 27, 2024 11:26 PM (MsrgL)
But... for how long?
Posted by: mnw at August 27, 2024 11:18 PM
Hopefully Rice will become a legit #1.
Agree with you on the how long(?) Mahomes has a good arm, but tough to hit a guy on the crossing route when he is serving 10 months in a Texas prison.
Had fun watching Worthy in the training camp footage and some preseason time.
I hope he is so fast that he does NOT take many big hits.
I also worry about his hands. I have seen him double-clutch some catches, and he fumbled on a light hit.
Andy Reid likes cheeseburgers 1000x more than he likes players putting the ball on the turf!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 27, 2024 11:26 PM (HlyYF)
"show their stuff to other teams"
I watched the game. I'm not sure the "stuff" they showed will be a selling point for either one of them. Combined, they both kinda stunk the joint out.
To be fair, it's possible one or the other might be on the Chefs' practice team.
Posted by: mnw at August 27, 2024 11:27 PM (NLIak)
WOW. Yes I just did. You're right so glad I wasn't on that match. The ref was right there it was a pretty basic foul things devolved when the red player stood over the ball and the white player tried to get it. And then swinging right away. I believe there is probably a little history between the players or the teams.
And beyond that I cannot say more.
Posted by: NC Ref at August 27, 2024 11:27 PM (2xCPU)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2024 11:27 PM (RIvkX)
Golden, Herr Zog, errr sorry Werner ,Golden.
He was a blowhard, but that is nicely cruel. Chuy level cruel.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at August 27, 2024 11:27 PM (bgJ0E)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2024 11:28 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: JackStraw
You must meet more Portugees than you do regular people.
Posted by: Ironbound Newark at August 27, 2024 11:29 PM (CV8a5)
Kamala would probably cancel.
Posted by: KT at August 27, 2024 11:29 PM (xekrU)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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I know one such. She's rather elderly now, but it's kinda neat to go back to the vid of the show, and see her as an ~18 year old.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2024 11:30 PM (XeU6L)
'...frittering away her future inheritance on luxury holidays and living the high life....yeah,baby! You poor little kid...'
Sooo...do y'all have your masks dusted off for monkeypox season?
Tony Fauci says so...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 27, 2024 11:30 PM (t/dCd)
Golden, Herr Zog, errr sorry Werner ,Golden.
He was a blowhard, but that is nicely cruel. Chuy level cruel.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2
Nice to have similar impressions
Posted by: Miklos yanked the bullshit chain on that one pretty quick at August 27, 2024 11:30 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 27, 2024 11:25 PM (dZVON)
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This is a very good point.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2024 11:32 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2024 11:33 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Gref
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I have the DVD. Perhaps the most realistic VN flick.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2024 11:33 PM (XeU6L)
(a song)
https://tinyurl.com/ycxrrs4e
Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2024 11:33 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 27, 2024 11:34 PM (t/dCd)
Too bad Marquise Brown is injured. With Brown, they'd be in pretty good shape. He MAY only miss one game.
They re-signed Ju Ju yesterday, for better or worse.
Posted by: mnw at August 27, 2024 11:34 PM (NLIak)
Sooo...do y'all have your masks dusted off for monkeypox season?
Tony Fauci says so...
Posted by: COMountainMarie
it is not what you fritter, but with whom.
Posted by: Miklos yanked the bullshit chain on that one pretty quick at August 27, 2024 11:34 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 27, 2024 11:34 PM (VSht7)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 27, 2024 11:34 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 27, 2024 11:36 PM (t/dCd)
Staff have been informed, and sacked.
The people who did the sacking should be updating their resumes about now.
Posted by: Miklos yanked that nic right damn quick at August 27, 2024 11:37 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2024 11:09 PM (D7oie)
Better he can have a debate using video clips of her stating her positions for her responses.
Posted by: ALH at August 27, 2024 11:11 PM (xJEPL)
A blow-up doll with Barron acting as ventriloquist in falsetto off-screen.
Posted by: My Plain Wrapper Baby
Kathleen Kennedy will be called in to run the other Kamala: Jar Jar Binks. Jar Jar might be better spoken, however.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 27, 2024 11:38 PM (VNX3d)
What was his major? Inquiring minds want to know....
I guess 'splaining a Foucault pendulum to demonstrate the rotation of the earth would be right out....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2024 11:38 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Skip
Latrine Jean-Pierre--muppet
Kummala--puppet
Posted by: Miklos agrees at August 27, 2024 11:38 PM (lSyD7)
The people who did the sacking should be updating their resumes about now.
Posted by: Miklos yanked that nic right damn quick at August 27, 2024 11:37 PM (lSyD7)
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A Tuesday Night Massacre
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2024 11:39 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2024 11:30 PM (XeU6L)
You know the hatcheck girl from the Stork Club?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2024 11:39 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 27, 2024 11:40 PM (t/dCd)
Meesa gonna start a nuclear war. I not supposed to say that, oopsie!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 27, 2024 11:40 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Plainoldtoast at August 27, 2024 11:41 PM (gOWVj)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
A Michel Foucault pendulum only swings to the left.
Posted by: Miklos anti-deconstructionist at August 27, 2024 11:41 PM (lSyD7)
But a careful look at the maps surrounding Monument Valley, you will find some roads that aren't in the Monument itself, and camping is allowed. These roads are not necessarily marked, and they aren't suitable for everyone. The exposure is extreme in some places, but the views are incredible. They were old dirt mining uranium or survey wagon roads or something.
I watched a Brit couple w/ two toddlers in a rented 50 foot motor home stuck on a major Utah state park road. It's fine for high clearance cars and trucks ordinarily, just not huge class A stuff. I helpfully allowed that a tow truck was about $500 the last time I saw another couple in a rental car on Elephant Hill, but that was 30 years ago. LOL. Mr. Stuck motor home guy was using an intrenching tool to try and dig out. Not a Happy Camper.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2024 11:41 PM (3q/1C)
Posted by: mnw at August 27, 2024 11:42 PM (NLIak)
She is going to bring along Walz as her "Lifeline" when the questions get real and word salad will not work. Drinking game on how many questions he answers for her.
Bash should feel insulted that she was chosen actually.
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 27, 2024 11:42 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: I too am angered at August 27, 2024 11:42 PM (g2NBl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Down South we pronounce that Mass-a-cree or similar.
Posted by: Miklos pops another PBR at August 27, 2024 11:43 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 27, 2024 11:44 PM (dZVON)
I had to drive to AZ to buy a bottle of hooch.
Memo to self: remember to bring one with you next time.
Posted by: mnw at August 27, 2024 11:45 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2024 11:41 PM
Ouch!
Second Rule of Holes: Don't stick a 50' RV in a hole!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 27, 2024 11:45 PM (HlyYF)
You know the hatcheck girl from the Stork Club?
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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Hardly, last paragraph:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O._K._Smathers
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2024 11:45 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 27, 2024 11:46 PM (TDvv2)
Bess Meyerson bends over and almost falls out of her evening gown. Youngster discovers the meaning of life.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 27, 2024 11:46 PM (OtlXW)
Posted by: mnw at August 27, 2024 11:46 PM (NLIak)
Bash's husband worked at the CIA and for the Obama administration at the DOD.
She wasn't chosen. She is on the same team.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2024 11:47 PM (LkLld)
Posted
I think we all knew this anyways...
And oh...337...wut?!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 27, 2024 11:47 PM (t/dCd)
Posted by: I too am angered at August 27, 2024 11:42 PM (g2NBl)
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING ORIGINAL NOT DERIVATIVE
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at August 27, 2024 11:49 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Miklos
To this day. I know some Sheltons. For that matter, a Hatfield also.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shelton_Laurel_massacre
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2024 11:49 PM (XeU6L)
"The man was part of a group of 15 cow-orkers who had set off to summit Mount Shavano on Friday, the Chaffee County Search and Rescue South said.
In what might cause some awkward encounters at the office in the coming days and weeks, one member of their party was left to complete the final summit push alone," the agency said."
What happened to Fred, anyhow? Anybody know? Uh-oh...
Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2024 11:49 PM (3q/1C)
There will be no lawsuits.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, home of the $22 burrito at August 27, 2024 11:50 PM (VS7XE)
I'd have to check with Montel Williams or Willie Brown to be sure, but I get the impression it wouldn't be the first time she had someone's hand up her ass.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 27, 2024 11:50 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 27, 2024 11:50 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: IQ/50 at August 27, 2024 11:51 PM (Di+cH)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 27, 2024 11:52 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2024 11:53 PM (D7oie)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O._K._Smathers
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2024 11:45 PM (XeU6L)
Got it. I thought you were talking about the last WML.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2024 11:54 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 27, 2024 11:00 PM (91mQg)
I agree. The economy is tougher/worse and owning property is much more difficult than 35 years ago when I was starting out. I want to leave my children some money; I don't want to piddle it all away while soaking my old rear end in a hot tub and my brain in alcohol. I do like to travel some and hope to continue doing so.
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at August 27, 2024 11:54 PM (3TH2o)
Posted by: Nightwatch
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Susan and Valerie will make do while he's gone.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 27, 2024 11:55 PM (OtlXW)
Evening, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 27, 2024 11:58 PM (Uutxw)
Writing tonight from outside Hill City SD. We spent almost a week in Grand Teton and Yellowstone NPs and arrived here in the Black Hills Sunday. Commenter Pete Bog had kindly advised caution due to grass fires along I-90 but they were out by the time we went through. We did see several miles of burned grassland.
Mt Rushmore is stunning. We attended a very patriotic and fairly woke-free ranger talk and evening lighting of the monument.
Deadwood was a lot of fun. We saw a (pretend) shoot-out, which, being from L. A. was kinda meh when you can see the real thing anytime you want. There is plenty of free parking at the visitor center north end of town and a trolley which can rival Mr. Toads wild ride which takes you all over town all day for $5.
Tomorrow we move on to Badlands NP which is about as far east as we'll get. It's time to lay in a course for home soon.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at August 27, 2024 11:58 PM (OM5sH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2024 11:58 PM (LJIE1)
Posted by: Plainoldtoast at August 27, 2024 11:41 PM (gOWVj)
BIG ASS HEART EMOJI
My Dad is getting there too.
Posted by: NC Ref at August 27, 2024 11:59 PM (2xCPU)
This country is fuckin' doomed. They're the last people who will get through this thing financially intact.
And I hope to suck up the last dime of Social Security before the illegal aliens do.
The Marxists also see all of that sweet 401k money being held as an uncashed lottery ticket. You can bet
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 28, 2024 12:00 AM (0Y1Ss)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at August 27, 2024 11:58 PM (OM5sH)
You're not going to do the Corn Palace, or Wall Drug?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2024 12:00 AM (LJIE1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 28, 2024 12:01 AM (dZVON)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Were it Texas, a blue norther.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2024 12:02 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: a dude in MI at August 28, 2024 12:03 AM (+I6Y/)
Isn't that a typical move by the old Top Gear trio when one of the cars broke down in the wilderness?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 28, 2024 12:03 AM (0Y1Ss)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
I cede my position as King of White Trash to the distinguished gentleman.
Posted by: Miklos "Red" Neckerson at August 28, 2024 12:03 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 28, 2024 12:01 AM (dZVON)
Heh. Like Fuhrer, like son (or daughter).
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2024 12:04 AM (LJIE1)
Let him win. Let him win big.
Then, come back with a big midterm and position someone like Gretchen as the big "new democrat" candidate for the party.
No one is going to appeal to such a broad spectrum as Trump and with him out of the way, the failure wing of the GOP will be ready to take the party back over.
Perfect recipe for installing a new Obama like Marxist to the throne.
They can wait four years.
Posted by: Shenanigans at August 28, 2024 12:04 AM (wGun1)
I think I might've sang (sung?) this song once. 🎵 I just don't remember when...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 28, 2024 12:05 AM (t/dCd)
Bastardi, if I understood his rambling, says that there is high potential for 3 storms in the Gulf and the Atlantic Seaboard is under more threat than usual. Beware.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 28, 2024 12:05 AM (OtlXW)
Posted by: PabloD at August 28, 2024 12:09 AM (RnJch)
The manned Polaris Dawn launch --
Due to unfavorable weather forecast in Dragon’s splashdown areas off the coast of Florida, SpaceX is standing down from Falcon 9's launch opportunities of Polaris Dawn on Wednesday, August 28
New launch attempt will come up soon, so far no earlier than Friday, August 30.
____
This launch is on:
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 9-5 - SLC-4E
Vandenberg Space Force Base, CA - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: August 27, 2024
The launch is scheduled now for 1:00 a.m. PDT, 0800 UTC, 10:00 CEST.
Targeted Orbit: Low Earth Orbit (LEO)
Launch Inclination: South-East
https://www.youtube.com/live/oBKBSjytSlc
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, nel blu dipinto di blu #01 at August 28, 2024 12:09 AM (qfLjt)
That launch date is wrong, should be 28th.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, nel blu dipinto di blu #02 at August 28, 2024 12:11 AM (qfLjt)
Kinky.
Posted by: Di+ch at August 28, 2024 12:12 AM (Di+cH)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 28, 2024 12:13 AM (Vvh2V)
Yeah! I did this trip several years ago. I took a trip by helicopter over the Badlands. The Dakotas are eerily barron, but awesome at the same time.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 28, 2024 12:13 AM (t/dCd)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 27, 2024 11:00 PM (91mQg)
Thank you for that alternate perspective. Interesting point that I believe to be true. Inherited wealth, over time, equals power.
Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2024 12:14 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Don Black at August 28, 2024 12:14 AM (/7KEl)
Well I never saw her again, they had that house on the market most rikky tik. I couldn't believe it. Some people's kids.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2024 12:15 AM (3q/1C)
https://mol.im/a/13785523
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, nel blu dipinto di blu #03 at August 28, 2024 12:16 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 28, 2024 12:16 AM (2xCPU)
What does not kill you, makes you strongerer.
Posted by: Miklos, Trailer Park Nietzschean at August 28, 2024 12:16 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2024 12:17 AM (LJIE1)
https://mol.im/a/13784629
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, nel blu dipinto di blu #04 at August 28, 2024 12:18 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: the mattress tag at August 28, 2024 12:18 AM (Di+cH)
Let him win. Let him win big.
Then, come back with a big midterm and position someone like Gretchen as the big "new democrat" candidate for the party.
No one is going to appeal to such a broad spectrum as Trump and with him out of the way, the failure wing of the GOP will be ready to take the party back over.
Perfect recipe for installing a new Obama like Marxist to the throne.
They can wait four years.
Posted by: Shenanigans at August 28, 2024 12:04 AM (wGun1)
I mostly think that, except that Trump is putting together the team that is going to go after the Deep State bigly. I sincerely believe they they are going to go full-Milei on the Uniparty in 2025. If Trump & Co pull it off, there will be a lot less people for the Dems to order around the next time they grab the reins of power.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 28, 2024 12:19 AM (j2ai2)
https://mol.im/a/13781431
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, nel blu dipinto di blu #05 at August 28, 2024 12:20 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: the mattress tag
I dread to hear what his couch fears.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 28, 2024 12:20 AM (dZVON)
From the latest I'm seeing, Space Daddy is going to try two back to back Starlink launches this morning, one from the Cape in addition to the Vandenburg one, since Polaris Dawn got scrubbed. The Cape launch will be from SLC-40 at the Cape.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2024 12:21 AM (w6EFb)
thinks he might be a "Refreshing" intro to be the "Gov. of Cali?"
But you dude can go pound sand.
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 27, 2024 11:18 PM (TDvv2)
That's not some random tech billionaire. That's the guy that headed the engineering team that invented the Like button for Facebook. His team did all the engineering to make that sht as addicting as possible. He's been trying buy his way into Heaven for a few years now. He played a pivotal role in unleashing that toxic crap and he wants a new soul. Screw him.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 28, 2024 12:22 AM (pIfcn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 28, 2024 12:22 AM (qM8cD)
Illegal aliens reveal dream U.S. cities to settle in as they cross border
https://mol.im/a/13781431
Posted by: Ciampino
====================
I'm so blackpilled tonight. I also hate lots of people.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2024 12:23 AM (Uutxw)
See?! This it how it was done, once upon a time. I guess I don't get how people don't have the self respect to do things this way anymore...
Oh. Wait. Yeah. I get it. Edumacation....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 28, 2024 12:24 AM (t/dCd)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
Agree
Old Mama has cash in the bank, I say use it. She is 86, definitely a now or never situation.
Posted by: Miklos, Trailer Park accountant at August 28, 2024 12:24 AM (lSyD7)
I was looking forward to the Polaris Dawn mission. That's going to take a manned vehicle higher than anything since Apollo, do the first commercial/private spacewalk, and test out laser communication with the Starlink network.
It will also set the highest altitude record for a female girl astronaut. Space Daddy is going to throw two girls higher than any girl has gone before.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2024 12:25 AM (w6EFb)
For sociological research of course.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 28, 2024 12:26 AM (qM8cD)
Posted by: the mattress tag
I dread to hear what his couch fears.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
The Loyal Toaster need hath no fear.
Posted by: Miklos, so it is Written at August 28, 2024 12:26 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 28, 2024 12:27 AM (pIfcn)
A lament from the 13% crowd...and?
They wont give up the thug, gyration RAP, GTA ,kill whitey psychosis so I'm supposed to be holding out my arms to embrace...this alternative Bull S**t?
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 28, 2024 12:28 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, nel blu dipinto di blu #06 at August 28, 2024 12:28 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2024 12:23 AM (Uutxw)
Take 2 gin & tonics and report back.
Posted by: Internet Psychotherapist at August 28, 2024 12:29 AM (g2NBl)
Several Democratic governors would have been far more formidable candidates than little Kammy.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 27, 2024 10:25 PM (uxCna)
***********
Biden shafting Obama is the only praiseworthy thing I can think of to attribute to Biden, though this depends on Harris losing.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 28, 2024 12:29 AM (GMt/Y)
Posted by: the mattress tag
I have a double autographed copy of the Deplorable Cookbook.
Weasel did not send a firearm, but Bluebell's handcrafted artisanal shiv is used every day as a bookmark.
Stylish and Authentic they tell me, before moving far away, as I generally insist.
Posted by: Old man Miklos at August 28, 2024 12:33 AM (lSyD7)
And whatever is left in the wine cellar.
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 28, 2024 12:34 AM (ztcUG)
Now, see this is me. I totally own my house. I have no debt at all (of course taxes). However, I also have no family to pass onto...
Not sure how to deal with that....😗
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 28, 2024 12:34 AM (t/dCd)
Josh West, a professor of earth sciences and environmental studies at USC
Everything that guy just said is bullshit.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 28, 2024 12:34 AM (sRfrW)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2024 12:23 AM (Uutxw)
Take 2 gin & tonics and report back.
Posted by: Internet Psychotherapist
If allergic to black pills, take two black pills.
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoananda Wnankpa, with Healing Remedies for all Modalities at August 28, 2024 12:34 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2024 12:23 AM (Uutxw
This. I am not rational. I am not fit to be around other people and I don't give a good fuck.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2024 12:34 AM (O5hrI)
Now, see this is me. I totally own my house. I have no debt at all (of course taxes). However, I also have no family to pass onto...
Not sure how to deal with that....😗
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 28, 2024 12:34 AM (t/dCd)
I'm leaving our land to the Church.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 28, 2024 12:34 AM (sRfrW)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2024 12:34 AM (O5hrI)
Being a cannibal, that's probably not a rare occurrence. At least, you aren't around them long.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 28, 2024 12:35 AM (sRfrW)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 28, 2024 12:35 AM (sRfrW)
Huh. Food for thought.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2024 12:36 AM (O5hrI)
Obama should get it up the A** for now and forever!!!
And we should take out all of the Republicans that helped him.
Mitch you Bitch...
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 28, 2024 12:36 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2024 12:37 AM (O5hrI)
Posted by: publius, Rascally
Can you see them from the Duchy?
Maybe with a telescope?
Posted by: Miklos knows how little he knows at August 28, 2024 12:37 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 28, 2024 12:38 AM (sRfrW)
It authorized DNA swabs.
Odd thing for an election fraud case.
If there is more to it, that could be explosive.
Is it tied to child trafficking? No idea.
Also, the outfit raided was LULAC. They are a nasty, far-left org that fronts as nonpartisan. They are a political club, 1st to scream "racist" at any Republican.
If Paxton can roll them up, he'll almost eliminate voter fraud in Texas.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2024 12:38 AM (XHf/U)
He's been trying buy his way into Heaven for a few years now. He played a pivotal role in unleashing that toxic crap and he wants a new soul. Screw him.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls
++++++++++++++++
That's how I'm viewing Zuckerberg at the moment, and because I'm so blackpilled I'm envisioning him as an extremely wealthy old man, regretting the role he played in bringing about a post-America world.
As for Steve Hilton, he can join the ranks of puffed up, ambitious businessmen who'd like to move on from the corporate world and try their hand at running a state for a while. California is the ideal choice! It's large, it's inefficient, it's famous. Who wants to take credit for turning Michigan around snark-snuff? No sir, California is the state you want to govern. "I could whip this state into shape in no time!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2024 12:39 AM (Uutxw)
Posted by: Miklos knows about as much as anybody at August 28, 2024 12:39 AM (lSyD7)
They wont give up the thug, gyration RAP, GTA ,kill whitey psychosis so I'm supposed to be holding out my arms to embrace...this alternative Bull S**t?
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 28, 2024 12:28 AM (TDvv2)
It is a black comedy song about cognitive dissonance by someone who has fully and truly screwed the pooch. It was also nicely filmed, it has better technique than classic movies like Bullit
Have you tried decaf?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 12:39 AM (D7oie)
Not sure how to deal with that....
Divide it up among children or grandchildren of friends. Law doesn't say they have to be related to inherit and you can be sure the money, property, etc, goes to people you actually like.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 28, 2024 12:39 AM (dZVON)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 28, 2024 12:40 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2024 12:34 AM (O5hrI)
Well, none of us are. We all strive and fall short.
But you are worthy of friendship and camaraderie. And you will receive it here unless you take out a restraining order.
Posted by: Life Imitates Miklos at August 28, 2024 12:40 AM (g2NBl)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2024 12:37 AM (O5hrI)
You can find a wife with a package who will love you long time.
Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2024 12:41 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 28, 2024 12:41 AM (dZVON)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 28, 2024 12:41 AM (t/dCd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2024 12:00 AM (LJIE1)
Wall Drug is definitely on the agenda. We'll be staying nearby.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at August 28, 2024 12:41 AM (OM5sH)
Posted by: Miklos Zogu I, Rightfull King of all the Albanias at August 28, 2024 12:42 AM (lSyD7)
I wouldn't trust them, they use Tim Walz's recipe for protein smoothies.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 28, 2024 12:42 AM (dZVON)
I wonder what all is going on in Texas
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 12:43 AM (D7oie)
Yay! You go, girls!
Posted by: Travis Swift-Kelce at August 28, 2024 12:43 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 28, 2024 12:44 AM (t/dCd)
Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2024 12:41 AM (gKDq2)
Remember, in Thailand having a small penis is not considered a problem. However I hope your future bride-to-be doesn't have one.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 12:45 AM (D7oie)
I don't know either. I've seen guys into this who do visibility calculations. For telescopes and such. A cool effect is the "jellyfish" caused by sunlight reflecting off the high altitude second stage+ exhaust plumes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2024 12:46 AM (w6EFb)
Take 2 gin & tonics and report back.
Posted by: Internet Psychotherapist
If allergic to black pills, take two black pills.
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoananda Wnankpa
================
Now that's the kind of advice I want right there, mixing pills and alcohol.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2024 12:46 AM (Uutxw)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 28, 2024 12:47 AM (sRfrW)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2024 12:46 AM (Uutxw)
You mean I shouldn't be swilling my Prozac with my gin?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 28, 2024 12:48 AM (sRfrW)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 28, 2024 12:35 AM (sRfrW)
Or he stays around them forever...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2024 12:49 AM (y31cs)
The Loyal Toaster need hath no fear.
Posted by: Miklos, so it is Written at August 28, 2024 12:26 AM (lSyD7)
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If the White Bread ---> Brown Bread converter gets you, you're toast.
(can we say Colored Bread? Bread of Color? Bread of Brown, occasionally Bread of Black?)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, nel blu dipinto di blu #07 at August 28, 2024 12:50 AM (qfLjt)
Mike Hammer know of one in SC that is all volunteer. If I saw it again I'd put it on my list.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 28, 2024 12:51 AM (l/7Jl)
You mean I shouldn't be swilling my Prozac with my gin?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
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Does Valu-Rite produce a gin? [re-installs Instacart]
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2024 12:52 AM (Uutxw)
This is my/thoughts/plan. I just need to put it in writing. I surely DO NOT WANT the government to get it.
Screw those asswipes!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 28, 2024 12:53 AM (t/dCd)
https://mol.im/a/13783993
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, nel blu dipinto di blu #08 at August 28, 2024 12:53 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 28, 2024 12:34 AM (sRfrW)
better put some agreement on it for use. My old church is on land covenanted for church use only, and they are trying to build low income "working family" units on it now. They were going to put a "dignity village" on it for the homeless they were going to ship in from Salem, but more people showed up to protest than there were members of the church, so they backed off on that.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 12:53 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 28, 2024 12:53 AM (l/7Jl)
Posted by: azjaeger at August 28, 2024 12:53 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
It is called Hospice care.
Old Mama gets pills and Canadian Blend too.
Posted by: Miklos is somehow in charge of this at August 28, 2024 12:54 AM (lSyD7)
Compared to what the left approves of fucking, a couch seems like no big deal.
Posted by: Toaster Fucker Supreme at August 28, 2024 12:54 AM (g2NBl)
Posted by: Life Imitates Miklos at August 28, 2024 12:40 AM (g2NBl)
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Aaannnnnd...
Victor Davis Hanson may never show up again at this pathetic kissy-face joint.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2024 12:54 AM (WBQfF)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, volare nel blu dipinto di blu #09 at August 28, 2024 12:56 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 12:53 AM (D7oie)
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Damn. I missed it.
I could have made big bank selling picket signs that said "F*CK DIGNITY" in a stylish font.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2024 12:56 AM (WBQfF)
I can so identify with this attitude 🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 28, 2024 12:56 AM (t/dCd)
Josh West, a professor of earth sciences and environmental studies at USC
That is just about the stupidest thing I have read in a long while.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2024 10:03
WTF, why would there be all this mercury in the permafrost?
Yes Pillage Idiot we need to ask questions of these "experts". I wonder if there is a list of all the
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 28, 2024 12:57 AM (55Qr6)
Victor Davis Hanson may never show up again at this pathetic kissy-face joint.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2024 12:54 AM (WBQfF)
Being nice to self-proclaimed long-pig enthusiasts is just good policy.
Posted by: Last One On The Spit at August 28, 2024 12:57 AM (g2NBl)
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Honestly, why would they even bother. Swallwell will spill his guts to his Asian honeypot without need for any coding at all.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2024 12:58 AM (WBQfF)
https://mol.im/a/13785139
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, volare nel blu dipinto di blu #10 at August 28, 2024 12:58 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: azjaeger
I wish I could remember who wrote it, but it has been noted that all Big Scare Stories have common elements-
Big Scare
In the Future
DO THIS NOW
Posted by: Miklos thinks there is even a book about this over there somewhere at August 28, 2024 12:58 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 28, 2024 12:58 AM (l/7Jl)
Compared to what the left approves of fucking, a couch seems like no big deal.
Posted by: Toaster Fucker Supreme at August 28, 2024 12:54 AM (g2NBl)
I dunno. There are some nice couches out there.
BIG pillows.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2024 12:58 AM (y31cs)
Not sure how to deal with that....
If you die without a Will and no immediate family, the eventual heir might wind up being a second cousin once removed, or eventually, your state.
For me, it was worth a few bucks to get a Will written so my friends and their children to get it rather than a second cousin I never met or the state of Illinois.
Posted by: Chuck C at August 28, 2024 12:59 AM (yOPBE)
Not sure how to deal with that....😗
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 28, 2024 12:34 AM (t/dCd)
I'm in a similar situation. My plan is to have a massive heart attack as I am hammering in the last finish nail in the last piece of wood trim in my living room.
As I crumple to the floor, I shall pluck two White Phosphorous grenades from my tool belt. During my last breath, I shall pull the pins and release the spoons.
I'm going out Viking Style, baby!
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 28, 2024 01:00 AM (NvelW)
BIG pillows.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2024 12:58 AM (y31cs)
Like Spinal Tap said, the The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'' amiright?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 01:00 AM (D7oie)
The biggest trick is extracting the residue from the mercury so that it may be used again.
Recycle / reuse, that's what they say.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 28, 2024 01:01 AM (l/7Jl)
Posted by: Di+ch at August 28, 2024 01:01 AM (Di+cH)
I can so identify with this attitude 🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Party at Miklos' house!
*Waivers and disclaimers may apply*
Posted by: Greetings from Mar-a-Miklos at August 28, 2024 01:02 AM (lSyD7)
Yes Pillage Idiot we need to ask questions of these "experts". I wonder if there is a list of all the global warmingclimate change expert's predictions that have failed to happen.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 28, 2024 12:57 AM (55Qr6)
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Also remember that the permafrost supposedly has this massive amount of methane trapped in the ice crystals (clathrates). If it warms up ......!
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, volare nel blu dipinto di blu #11 at August 28, 2024 01:02 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
It is called Hospice care.
Old Mama gets pills and Canadian Blend too.
Posted by: Miklos is somehow in charge of this at August 28, 2024 12:54 AM (lSyD7)
Yeah, when I go on Hospice, you can BET I'll have a carton of cigarettes or three...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 28, 2024 01:03 AM (xaFKb)
Miklos. Sometimes you absolutely bring a tear to my eye...😓
Love to you, buddy....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 28, 2024 01:03 AM (t/dCd)
(Chorus)
Gimme that sloth fever, sloth fever
We don't know how to cure it
Gimme that sloth fever, sloth fever
We don't know how to prove it
Posted by: Bee Gees at August 28, 2024 01:03 AM (yOPBE)
For me, it was worth a few bucks to get a Will written so my friends and their children to get it rather than a second cousin I never met or the state of Illinois.
Posted by: Chuck C at August 28, 2024 12:59 AM (yOPBE)
There are online Will forms too, that you can get notarized.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 28, 2024 01:04 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Farmer
I've got a short list:
1) Everything.
It may be off by a percent or two, but that's closer than all of their work!
Posted by: mikeski at August 28, 2024 01:05 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Dr. R.R.R.R. Fauci at August 28, 2024 01:06 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
Ummm
Have your people talk to my people
All "pineapples" are to be left at the door.
Moar politer
Posted by: Miklosian Events may have some liability issues here at August 28, 2024 01:07 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 28, 2024 01:08 AM (t/dCd)
Cedric Buchanan: No.
Col. H. Buchanan: Nooo. No, I didn't think so. To my sister Cloris, I leave... nothing. Same reason. To my brother Chester, I'd like to leave less than nothing, but that dumb lawyer of mine, he can't figure out how to do that. And to my nephew Skip, who's always bragging about his van, to him I leave some advice: get a car people can see around on the highway you're blocking everybody's vision, you...
(Skip gives a sheepish look)
Posted by: WKRP at August 28, 2024 01:08 AM (yOPBE)
https://tinyurl.com/nhe3h6r9
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, volare nel blu dipinto di blu #12 at August 28, 2024 01:09 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Romeo13
Old Mama is the youngest daughter of a Carolina tobacco farmer. She smokes menthols.
Posted by: Miklos rolls his own, as inspired by Miley the Duchess at August 28, 2024 01:11 AM (lSyD7)
She proclaims, "WE WILL COME FOR YOU..." while winking
https://t.co/0yH0MF0ZiA
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, volare nel blu dipinto di blu #13 at August 28, 2024 01:12 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 28, 2024 01:13 AM (t/dCd)
!YESSSS!!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie
This could be done in bulk
Posted by: The Burnin' Cuyahoga at August 28, 2024 01:14 AM (lSyD7)
https://tinyurl.com/mvbbnvne
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, volare nel blu dipinto di blu #14 at August 28, 2024 01:14 AM (qfLjt)
Who wants to tell him?
Posted by: Charles Stuart's head at August 28, 2024 01:15 AM (Di+cH)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Not SC, but NC. ABCCM, though entirely dependant upon voluteers, there are necessairily administrative costs. Everything from *some* full-time managers to utility and maintainence costs to insurance. According to our independent auditors, 93.1¢ of every dollar provides for people in need, with 3.7% for fundraising, and 3.2% for administration costs. Most of my work has been with Veterans, but there are multiple ministries, and I have touched on all of them at one point or another. The volunteer engagement is astounding.
https://www.abccm.org/
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2024 01:16 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, volare nel blu dipinto di blu #15 at August 28, 2024 01:17 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
TRUST ALL CONTENT FROM THE HORDE
Especially about "dating" and hot iron slapping.
Posted by: Prof. Miklos speaks from AUTHORITIE at August 28, 2024 01:18 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, volare nel blu dipinto di blu #16 at August 28, 2024 01:19 AM (qfLjt)
https://www.abccm.org/
Posted by: Mike Hammer
They have several programs to specifically donate to.
General, and several others.
Guidance requested.
Posted by: Miklos could buy lottery tickets too at August 28, 2024 01:22 AM (lSyD7)
https://tinyurl.com/3uhz8vy9
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, volare nel blu dipinto di blu #17 at August 28, 2024 01:23 AM (qfLjt)
In the Future
DO THIS NOW
Yesss! Buy your prep stuff RIGHT NOW! !
This is certainly not a bad thing. But boy o boy....
There are 'these people' who really try to suck us in....
Just sayin'....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 28, 2024 01:24 AM (t/dCd)
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 9-5 - SLC-4E
Vandenberg Space Force Base, CA - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: August 27, 2024
New T-Zero: Liftoff is targeted for 2:58 a.m. PDT, 0958 UTC, 11:58 CEST, which means the last minute of today's launch window.
Targeted Orbit: Low Earth Orbit (LEO)
Launch Inclination: South-East
https://www.youtube.com/live/oBKBSjytSlc
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, volare nel blu dipinto di blu #18 at August 28, 2024 01:28 AM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/2xxpnnaz
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, volare nel blu dipinto di blu #15 at August 28, 2024 01:17 AM (qfLjt)
Russia needs to nuke us. And do it now. From orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 28, 2024 01:29 AM (NvelW)
Gosh Miklos. Tell me about this 'hot iron thingy '....
Intriguing...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 28, 2024 01:30 AM (t/dCd)
https://www.abccm.org/
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I just sent a lousy C-notes worth in honor of "Mike Hammer"
And there is nothing you can do to stop me.
*double heh*
Posted by: Miklos , whose Old Mama went to Brevard College at August 28, 2024 01:32 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Mixed Feelings at August 27, 2024 10:42
Interesting take Mixed Feelings. We were recently in a similar situation. My inlaws both passed in 2021.
When Grandma Y. died they were shocked at how much she left them. Most of it was in Standard Oil stock, Grandpa was an accountant there for yrs.
They bluntly said something like...don't expect this from us when we die, we're going to spend it. OK, they didn't have any obligation at all to pass a good amount on, I agree.
It just strikes me as an odd immediate reaction. They didn't earn it but immediately decide we're gonna spend it. Seems selfish and uncaring towards their daughters. My family has been more generous, this was odd to me.
Just trying to share an experience many of us boomers are dealing with. AOS is much cheaper than going to a shrink and you wil prolly get better advice.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 28, 2024 01:36 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 28, 2024 01:40 AM (t/dCd)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 28, 2024 01:42 AM (hKoQL)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 28, 2024 01:43 AM (Sgq8y)
-
We call these SKI vacations.
Spend
Kids'
Inheritance
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 28, 2024 01:45 AM (rdEIA)
Posted by: Miklos
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NOT a bleg, okay?
All very worthwhile. I have a special feeling for the Vet's services; Veterans Restoration Quarters, and Veterans of the Carolinas, but there is not a ministry that does not merit support. I should add that ALL of the programs are devoted to restoring people to normal self-supporting living circumstances, whatever their problem.
Currently, we are running at an 85% success rate, measured one year after leaving our programs. It can be pretty moving. The other day I ran into a guy from the VRQ and asked how he was doing. 'They saved my life', he said.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2024 01:45 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 28, 2024 01:46 AM (t/dCd)
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People often treat inheritance as though they won the lottery.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2024 01:48 AM (XeU6L)
I pay $331 per month lot rent for number 218.
Mitchell is next door at #220
Mitchell? THIS IS WAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhQDsKoMCz0
Posted by: Miklos, at Trailer Acres at August 28, 2024 01:55 AM (lSyD7)
Good evening to the best pals in the interworld!
Imma gonna lurk, as I have nothing worthwhile to add to the conversation.
Luv y'all!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 28, 2024 01:56 AM (t/dCd)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 28, 2024 02:00 AM (t/dCd)
I was just thinking with the Polaris Dawn highest altitude gal thing, Elon could have some fun and make money too. When the spacecraft gets to apogee, have the two girls have a competition of who gets to be the highest. Each tries to keep the other 'down" closer to the earth.
Now, do it with very little space clothing, maybe some Wesson oil -- no probably want grease of some kind, don't want liquids. Sell it pay per view. Elon would make enough to pay for the next couple of launches.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2024 02:03 AM (w6EFb)
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Agreed. Also-- if they were poor at managing money before inheriting, they'll burn through it even more quickly.
One of my siblings, for example: Employed full-time, married (non-working spouse), 3 school-aged kids at home, renting a crappy house...juuuust scraping by.
Inherited 100k at age late 40s.
Bought all kinds of gifts for everybody, dinners, crap nobody asked for..
Took a few vacations. Took lots of time-off work. Just basically slothed out and blew through it all in 5 years.
Could've put a down payment on a decent house, but nooooo.
Posted by: JQ at August 28, 2024 02:03 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 28, 2024 02:03 AM (Sgq8y)
I was planning on Texas, but I don't think I can. I got a batch of chickens, and because of where I live, I don't have anyone close by to take care of them if I'm gone. This might change...
I'll see...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 28, 2024 02:13 AM (t/dCd)
Th-th-th-that's all folks.
Heaven on earth double feature
https://youtu.be/TchM3o4WyLc
https://youtu.be/NOGEyBeoBGM
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - 'way past my bedtime at August 28, 2024 02:16 AM (BkKar)
{{{JQ}}} Good to see you, I wish that you could go to a MoMe too, but I understand the situation that you are in.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 28, 2024 02:18 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: JQ at August 28, 2024 02:20 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
and Marleen and Charleen
Keeping women happy is a full time job
Posted by: J. Strom Miklos-Thurmond at August 28, 2024 02:23 AM (lSyD7)
Goodnight good friends!
"Dreams are the powerhouse of inspiration. Go on to dreamland, knowing that you are embarking on a new adventure each time.” —
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 28, 2024 02:23 AM (t/dCd)
Wow, if the SLC-40 (pronounced "slick-40", which is stupid, IMO) launch goes off, this will be the 23rd time this particular Falcon booster has flown.
23 times. Space Daddy is getting this reusability thing down pretty good, ain't he?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2024 02:28 AM (w6EFb)
The distinction between Cape Canaveral Space (formerly Air) Force Base and Kennedy Space Center is confusing.
SLC-40 is CCSFB, while LC-39A, which Polaris is going to launch from is KSC.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2024 02:32 AM (w6EFb)
Knock knock. Who's there?
"Terrifying sloth."
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 28, 2024 02:33 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 28, 2024 02:36 AM (hKoQL)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 28, 2024 02:46 AM (Sgq8y)
Especially about "dating" and hot iron slapping.
Posted by: Prof. Miklos speaks from AUTHORITIE at August 28, 2024 01:18
First sign
Miklos may be going insane. Slap some iron on it M.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 28, 2024 02:51 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 28, 2024 03:00 AM (hKoQL)
Posted by: Farmer, with my own
Way ahead of you, pal
Posted by: Miklos, dedicated Marianne Williamson voter at August 28, 2024 03:07 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Miklos Leka-Zogu I, Rightful King of all the Albanias and neglected ONTs at August 28, 2024 03:28 AM (lSyD7)
. Or my sleeping position. Well, as I discovered on Monday, an ibuprofen, some stretching and a mild workout, and a hot shower will probably dispel most of it.
So what's been happenin'?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2024 03:28 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Miklos now has Super Pho Powers at August 28, 2024 03:31 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Miklos from langley and th Ft. Meade Black Cube (it is an actual black cube) at August 28, 2024 03:34 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 28, 2024
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Dear Iron, Miss Linda keeps telling me I'm too "German," too rigid on certain things. I retort that the "rigid" people she is pointing to had the highest state of technology and culture in Europe for a long time, a successful if small overseas empire, teachers, philosophers, engineers, and chemists . . . and they came pretty close to whipping the combined might of Europe two separate times in the 20th Century. Straight-laced has its value!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2024 03:35 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Miklos has one (1) favorite question at August 28, 2024 03:37 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Educate the Fraulein.
https://oktoberfestnola.com/
Posted by: Miklos was there at August 28, 2024 03:40 AM (lSyD7)
https://tinyurl.com/275ku69n
Nothing yet but annoying music. T - 8 minutes, it says.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2024 03:40 AM (w6EFb)
The damned Kraut rocket surgeons got us to the Moon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2024 03:42 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2024 03:43 AM (w6EFb)
Sloths of today are hardly terrifying. But there was once a giant sloth, a huge creature that could reach up and rake trees with its claws. Pleistocene times, South America. Megatherium, Wiki says, and apparently there was at least one "elephant-sized" species. It was probably a plant-eater, though with those claws . . . Anyway, it's been extinct a long time, so I guess it's not the culprit.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2024 03:44 AM (omVj0)
At least at noon today we'll be halfway through the week, and then we (most of us) have a three-day weekend coming up.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2024 03:48 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Now now
Sparks of divinity
Posted by: Miklos Pelosi at August 28, 2024 03:49 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Miklos Leka-Zogu I, Rightful King of all the Albanias and neglected ONTs at August 28, 2024 03:28
Ahh, Miklos reveals that he is truly Leka II, King of Albanians, gadson and heir of Zog I, that crazy mofo
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 28, 2024 03:49 AM (55Qr6)
Zero to Mach 1 in about 1 minute. That's doing some accelerating.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2024 03:50 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 28, 2024 03:55 AM (K632I)
Uh-oh, lost that booster on return. Engines didn't shut down, and it fell over in the water. They just RIP booster, it's 23rd launch.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2024 03:58 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 28, 2024 03:59 AM (KAi1n)
Now who the heck names their kid something like that? Well, the Zogu family of course.
His only child is named Geraldine. After the Flip Wilson character...no wait it after his Grandma.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 28, 2024 03:59 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take
All your Albanias ond ONTs are belong to us
Posted by: Miklos the 80s kid (first vote was for Reagan) at August 28, 2024 03:59 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Miklos Leka-Zogu I, Rightful King of all the Albanias and neglected ONTs
I'm in charge here.
Posted by: Zombie Al Haig at August 28, 2024 04:00 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2024
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If a Tesla can accelerate from 0-60mph in 4 seconds (let's say), then that's like reaching Mach One, ca. 767 mph (under the right conditions), in about 48 seconds. About the same!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2024 04:01 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
There's a reason they named a space flight center after me.
Posted by: Zombie Robert Goddard at August 28, 2024 04:01 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Zombie Al Haig
Military commanders named Haig have rather poor reputations.
Posted by: Miklos, whose grandfather fought in the First Word War at August 28, 2024 04:03 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Goldie Hawn at August 28, 2024 04:05 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Miklos, in best Henry Gibson Germanic voice at August 28, 2024 04:08 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 28, 2024 04:08 AM (w45Lg)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 28, 2024 04:09 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Flip Wilson at August 28, 2024 04:13 AM (dg+HA)
Booster B1062: It's dead, Jim. 23rd launch, the most-used of them all.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2024 04:17 AM (w6EFb)
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