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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (8/20/24)
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Statement I "Body advertising is not allowed in any way whatsoever and that includes the Olympic rings... the athlete did not wear a cover and was therefore disqualified. "All teams are informed of the advertising policy at a technical meeting prior to competition so it wasn't as if they had not been reminded about the rules." International Paralympic Committee (IPC)
Statement II “During our ongoing audit to assess ICE’s ability to monitor the location and status of UCs who were released or transferred from the custody of the Department of Homeland Security and U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS), we learned ICE transferred more than 448,000 UCs to HHS from fiscal years 2019 to 2023.” The Department of Homeland Security’s (DHS) Office of Inspector General (OIG)
In last night's ONT (Please don't comment there) we covered the British woman who went to Turkey for a butt lift and ended up dying on the table. The saga continues. Not only is the dead woman without a butt lift. She's missing some organs.
‘They Kept Pieces of Her Heart’: Woman’s Sister In Shock After She Dies During Butt Lift Surgery and Body Is Returned Missing Organs The body of a 38-year-old British woman who died during cosmetic surgery in Turkey was reportedly returned to her home, missing parts of some vital organs. Kaydell Brown died on the operating table at the Clinic Expert in Istanbul on March 26. She paid 5,400 pounds to travel to Istanbul for a “mummy MOT,” which is an all-in-one operation that involves getting a Brazilian butt lift, a tummy tuck, and a boob job in one day.
Do you think it went, KA-FUCKING-BOOM?
BLAST OFF Shocking moment rocket EXPLODES in massive fireball in test disaster at UK’s new spaceport
Watch the terrifying footage in the video player above
A funny thing about the FBI. It seems they can investigate crimes after all. Genius Award Winner.
A man in San Francisco has been charged with breaking into an FBI vehicle and stealing thousands of dollars in government equipment, including flash-bang grenades and a ballistic vest that he later allegedly traded for drugs. Gregory Acosta Alvarez was charged with theft of government property in a federal court on August 9.
I try not to brag on The ONT other than my comments about The Fabulous. But the following story hit a nerve. I never said any of the following things to our 3 beautiful
The 1990s were a drastically different era. Kids roamed free, and our moms only knew where we were if we called from our bestie’s landline or the payphone on the corner. Growing up in the '90s also meant that we believed whatever our parents told us because we didn’t have the internet to fact-check, and those Encyclopedia Britannica CD-ROMS only went so far. Now, '90s kids are adults with instant access to all the information in the world, which means we can find out the truth. Here are 10 blatant lies parents in the '90s told their kids that most of us believed:I always told the
Perhaps in the prison's AA or NA meetings he will learn the following phrase which still serves me well. Anger is not a luxury I can afford today.
AUBURN, Maine —
A Maine man faces multiple charges after police said he attacked a 15-year-old over a prior drug deal. Ryan Jolicoeur, 38, of Auburn, was arrested Sunday after the Auburn Police Department's Proactive Community Enforcement Unit obtained and executed a search warrant at his Fifth Street home, according to authorities. Police said they have been conducting a long-term investigation into alleged drug trafficking at 92 Fifth Street in Auburn. Investigators said they developed information that suggested Jolicoeur was selling large quantities of marijuana out of the home, and that his customer base included local children.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 20, 2024 10:04 PM (vj4Wy)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 20, 2024 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
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Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2024 10:05 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 20, 2024 10:05 PM (vJiyU)
No.
It's just another fucking dirty dish to wash.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 20, 2024 10:06 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2024 10:06 PM (EHNgd)
Finished my yardwork.
Time for a beer.
That was my GOOOOOOOOOAAAAL!
Posted by: hammock dude at August 20, 2024 10:06 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 20, 2024 10:06 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 20, 2024 10:07 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2024 10:07 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 20, 2024 10:08 PM (dZVON)
Watch the terrifying footage in the video player above
We like to call those "unscheduled rapid disassemblies."
Posted by: SpaceX PR Nerd at August 20, 2024 10:08 PM (FVLcK)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 20, 2024 10:09 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2024 10:09 PM (63Dwl)
I have a fairly well-developed safety background, but have absolutely NO idea which extinguisher type should be used on the burning rocket motor!
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 20, 2024 10:09 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: Adriane the Chronological Critic . . . at August 20, 2024 10:10 PM (U/JWQ)
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The Germans have come a long way from the V-2, haven't they?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 20, 2024 10:10 PM (VNX3d)
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Often wondered if docs worked harder on folks who had nothing salvageable, whereas young motorcycle riders are a virtual goldmine.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 20, 2024 10:10 PM (vJiyU)
Watch the terrifying footage in the video player above
We like to call those "unscheduled rapid disassemblies."
Posted by: SpaceX PR Nerd at August 20, 2024 10:08 PM (FVLcK)
With a lisp?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 20, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Adriane the Chronological Critic . . . at August 20, 2024 10:10 PM (U/JWQ)
Evenin', y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - on the alert at August 20, 2024 10:10 PM (NWOhp)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2024 10:11 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 20, 2024 10:09 PM (VNX3d)
Trying to cover the DNC without watching it.
I think the last 2 nights opening photos have been spot on.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 20, 2024 10:11 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: tankdemon
I saw Tilted Windmill open for The Slants at The Tipsy Cow in '21.
Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2024 10:12 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Dr. T at August 20, 2024 10:12 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
It just needs to get to England.
Posted by: W. VonBraun at August 20, 2024 10:12 PM (vJiyU)
Are we sure it wasn't Turkey's Planned Parenthood looking for stem cells?
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2024 10:12 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 20, 2024 10:13 PM (TSQkU)
Light fuse
Get Away
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
One of my grandmother’s cousin did that in various oil fields.
Retired early.
Posted by: Adriane the Chronological Critic . . . at August 20, 2024 10:13 PM (U/JWQ)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
They have one at the Imperial War Museum. Some of the skin has been cut away to display the engine and internal piping. The damn thing fills the display hall.
Damn clever those Germans.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2024 10:13 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: TeeJ and his new(used) boat at August 20, 2024 10:13 PM (aCV/b)
I also told him (a la Calvin's father) the world used to actually be black and white.
Because I cared about my son and wanted him to think about things, even things I told him. Complaining about some of those is stupid. If your kid turned into a scold and nag, then maybe you should have fooled them more.
Posted by: GWB at August 20, 2024 10:14 PM (CrXxA)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 20, 2024 10:13 PM (TSQkU)
It was on one of my mixes as I sat down to write tonight's ONT.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 20, 2024 10:14 PM (QXQ4l)
Are we sure it wasn't Turkey's Planned Parenthood looking for stem cells?
Posted by: nerdygirl
Mustafa likes his new kidneys.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2024 10:14 PM (4Med0)
Great Mystery Click up top, behind the green leatherette Barco-Lounger. Ah, the memories!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 20, 2024 10:14 PM (CiNoz)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 20, 2024 10:14 PM (67maw)
Posted by: TRex at August 20, 2024 10:15 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2024 10:15 PM (gFNvY)
Posted by: Some Rat
Minnesotans call snowmobiles "donormobiles" for a reason. Young kids do hold-my-beer shit, and then they freeze solid.
Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2024 10:15 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 20, 2024 10:15 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 20, 2024 10:13 PM (TSQkU)
It was on one of my mixes as I sat down to write tonight's ONT.
That song almost certainly should have been blasted at me in my much misspent youth (and most of my misspent young adulthood.
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 20, 2024 10:15 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at August 20, 2024 10:16 PM (4/VfN)
Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2024 10:16 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Gref at August 20, 2024 10:16 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 20, 2024 10:14 PM (CiNoz)
It was the top selling color. Well, that and Harvest Gold.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 20, 2024 10:16 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 20, 2024 10:09 PM (TSQkU)
The run-far-away-until-it-runs-out-of-fuel one.
Posted by: GWB at August 20, 2024 10:16 PM (CrXxA)
I also told him (a la Calvin's father) the world used to actually be black and white.
Posted by: GWB
Told my grandkids the hay bales wrapped in white plastic were marshmallow farms.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 20, 2024 10:17 PM (vJiyU)
So it's another evening of reading a Georgette Heyer novel (No; they aren't bodice rippers) and completely avoiding Democrat ****cough cough ***
"joyfest"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2024 10:17 PM (c+cbz)
"joyfest"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2024 10:17 PM (c+cbz)
Reports make it sound as if evil oozes from everyone there. Does America really want that?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 20, 2024 10:18 PM (0eaVi)
The new furball is adorkable, but I'd forgotten how much energy kittens have. The scampering is outta control!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2024 10:18 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 20, 2024 10:19 PM (TSQkU)
For some, the lyrics evoked the Christian belief of salvation and had a Christian Rock feeling. (e.g. Waitin' for the train to come home sweet Mary," etc.) Without comprehending the drug reference to the word "toke," a cover version was performed in early 1971 by Gail Farrell and Dick Dale on The Lawrence Welk Show. (Welk was seemingly unaware of the song's drug references or the meaning of the word "toke," and had programmed it after mistakenly concluding that the song was a "modern spiritual.")
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 20, 2024 10:19 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: polynikes at August 20, 2024 10:19 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
It just needs to get to England.
Posted by: W. VonBraun
In this case, it did!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 20, 2024 10:19 PM (VNX3d)
https://youtu.be/4cia_v4vxfE
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2024 10:09 PM (63Dwl)
Got some bier to go with that wurst?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2024 10:20 PM (W/lyH)
The new furball is adorkable, but I'd forgotten how much energy kittens have. The scampering is outta control!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2024 10:18 PM (kpS4V)
Congrats on the new addition to The All Hail Eris Casa & Super-Duper Secret Interrogation Emporium
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 20, 2024 10:20 PM (QXQ4l)
If you swallow a watermelon seed, it will grow in your stomach.
Okay, that one is a bit outlandish, how could even a short bus rider fall for tha....
http://tiny.cc/uzeizz
Posted by: SpaceX PR Nerd at August 20, 2024 10:20 PM (FVLcK)
Posted by: Lirio100 at August 20, 2024 10:20 PM (I5U35)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 20, 2024 10:18 PM (0eaVi)
I'm sure I'm one of many people who are praying "No!!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2024 10:20 PM (c+cbz)
Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2024 10:16 PM (LHPAg)
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*teleports minibar to Eromero*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2024 10:20 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2024 10:21 PM (1Yy3c)
And for that, theirs always Gin.
So that's nice.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2024 10:21 PM (XV/Pl)
Saw a teenager in the emergency room with a broken arm. Asked him " (Yamaha) RD400? "
"Yeah how'd you know?"
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 20, 2024 10:21 PM (67maw)
Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2024 10:16 PM (LHPAg)
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*teleports minibar to Eromero*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2024 10:20 PM (kpS4V)
Where is Mrs. Eromero?
She should be bringing thirst quenching liquids to you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 20, 2024 10:21 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2024 10:21 PM (W/lyH)
Catholics with conservative values -- continue to vote Democrat because "Unions""
My family. This time many will stay home if they won't vote for Trump.
Or they will vote for Trump. He's re-branding the R party,
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2024 06:40 PM (Gse2f)
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Catholics who actually go to mass actually vote GOP by over 80%. Dem support is from Catholics who frankly aren't all that Catholic anymore. The big rift is coming on immigration.
Posted by: Black JEM at August 20, 2024 10:21 PM (9j0Kf)
I have no doubt the IOC is run by a bunch of Leftists.
Posted by: polynikes at August 20, 2024 10:21 PM (B1dzx)
"joyfest"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I would rather have five root canals without anesthesia than watch the DNC, and get more joy from a massive boil on my bum!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 20, 2024 10:22 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2024 10:22 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Alh at August 20, 2024 10:22 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 20, 2024 10:22 PM (MMu89)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2024 10:22 PM (4Med0)
Okay, that one is a bit outlandish, how could even a short bus rider fall for tha....
http://tiny.cc/uzeizz
Posted by: SpaceX PR Nerd at August 20, 2024 10:20 PM (FVLcK)
A coworker once asked me if anything would happen if she swallowed gum. Another coworker was passing by and must have misheard. He asked me, "did she ask what happens if you swallow...."
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 20, 2024 10:22 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 20, 2024 10:15 PM (TSQkU)
Good tune, but EweToob served me an ad. And Delbert was promoting e-Town, whatever the fuck that is. I was able to skip ahead, though, so there's that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2024 10:23 PM (gFNvY)
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Ahhh!
Tummy Theft Tuesday!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2024 10:23 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 20, 2024 10:23 PM (oZhjI)
Their lives shows are great. Those girls work their hearts out and it shows. I got a lot of respect for them and what they do. And they're cute, too.
BabyMetal - The Other One (full album live performance)
https://youtu.be/A5VEOkKXveY
Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2024 10:24 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 20, 2024 10:24 PM (TSQkU)
Also here's a story of a woman that left the country to get healthcare.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2024 10:24 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Alh
We investigated ourselves and found that certainly did not happen.
Posted by: Turkish hospital spokesman at August 20, 2024 10:24 PM (DgGvY)
Thanks Sock.
Not sure what you folks are interested in or want to talk about. Short ONT but with the DNC party going on it is what it is.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 20, 2024 10:24 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Lirio100 at August 20, 2024 10:20 PM (I5U35)
If you are all tatted up with face tats, you can always get a job as a dope peddler in Maine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2024 10:25 PM (gFNvY)
This is about me isn't it?
Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 20, 2024 10:23 PM (oZhjI)
Sausage analogy humor!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2024 10:25 PM (y31cs)
She should be bringing thirst quenching liquids to you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 20, 2024 10:21 PM (QXQ4l
She just went to get ready for bed. I think I have enough energy to get some ice and pour a splash.
Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2024 10:25 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 20, 2024 10:20 PM (QXQ4l)
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It's really more of a tiki bar that features roofiecoladas and bondage barcaloungers.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2024 10:26 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: polynikes at August 20, 2024 10:26 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Alh at August 20, 2024 10:22 PM (xJEPL)
I doubt the Turks would want organs from a black woman.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2024 10:26 PM (gFNvY)
And for that, theirs always Gin.
So that's nice.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2024 10:21 PM (XV/Pl)
I dunno. To me, gin requires mixing.
I'm drinking this concoction that muddled cherries and lime with (generic, sugar free) Sprite and gin. It's good! But gin on its own?
Bleurgh...
Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2024 10:26 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2024 10:26 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 20, 2024 10:24 PM (QXQ4l)
MisHum, I'm not interested in hearing or reading anything about the DNC. Unless there's a massive fire or something.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 20, 2024 10:26 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
It just needs to get to England.
Posted by: W. VonBraun
In this case, it did!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 20, 2024 10:19 PM (VNX3d)
If you can't get the V-2 to England, bring England to the V-2...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 20, 2024 10:26 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: SpaceX PR Nerd at August 20, 2024 10:26 PM (FVLcK)
This is about me isn't it?
Posted by: Kamala Harris
Sausage analogy humor!
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT!
Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at August 20, 2024 10:26 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 20, 2024 10:27 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: polynikes at August 20, 2024 10:26 PM (B1dzx)
But her organs were all shriveled and pickled.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2024 10:27 PM (y31cs)
Also here's a story of a woman that left the country to get healthcare.
Posted by: 18-1
My oldest lives in London with his family. They come back here for all their medical care.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2024 10:27 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 20, 2024 10:20 PM (QXQ4l)
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It's really more of a tiki bar that features roofiecoladas and bondage barcaloungers.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2024 10:26 PM (kpS4V)
That's a cool vision to think of.......
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 20, 2024 10:27 PM (QXQ4l)
Okay, that one is a bit outlandish, how could even a short bus rider fall for tha....
http://tiny.cc/uzeizz
Posted by: SpaceX PR Nerd at August 20, 2024 10:20 PM (FVLcK)
A coworker once asked me if anything would happen if she swallowed gum. Another coworker was passing by and must have misheard. He asked me, "did she ask what happens if you swallow...."
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 20, 2024 10:22 PM (0eaVi)
My great-grandmother told my mother when she was little that if a boy chewed gum, his junk would fall off. My Mom was so worried when, after getting married, she saw my Dad chewing gum...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 20, 2024 10:28 PM (ynpvh)
Ah, The Lawrence Welk Show. My late grandparents, who I adored, absolutely LOVED Lawrence Welk. I didn't dig them much. More of a Hee Haw fan. Anyway, that video gave me wonderful memories of humoring my grandparents about enjoying The Lawrence Welk Show. If I recall, Hee Haw and Lawrence Welk Show were on back to back, syndication wise, where I grew up. Had to been one of the Youngstown stations.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 20, 2024 10:28 PM (sAmhv)
Sometimes it blows.
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2024 10:28 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2024 10:26 PM (1Nxff)
(Checks list of speakers, shakes head)
That's all there is to choose from. Deviants all.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 20, 2024 10:28 PM (0eaVi)
MisHum, I'm not interested in hearing or reading anything about the DNC. Unless there's a massive fire or something.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 20, 2024 10:26 PM (0eaVi)
Then we could laugh. Laugh loud and long.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 20, 2024 10:28 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
"I'll take my chances."
Posted by: all the 'Rons at August 20, 2024 10:29 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: polynikes
Phyllis Diller once said if she had one more facelift she was going to have a goatee.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2024 10:29 PM (WXNFJ)
Hilarious classic. But the mystery remains: did no one on Welk's show know what a toke was? A spiritual, says Larry. So funny!
And what does one toke over the line mean, anyway?
As Wikipudlia says: Mike Brewer gives this account of the origin of the song, "One day we were pretty much stoned and all and Tom says, 'Man, I'm one toke over the line tonight.' I liked the way that sounded and so I wrote a song around it."
IOW, it only means they were stoned when they wrote it.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Sweet Jesus! at August 20, 2024 10:29 PM (NWOhp)
I think I'm going to mix up a new batch of Sanguine, Sepia, and probably either an earthy orange or earthy blue.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2024 10:29 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 20, 2024 10:29 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 20, 2024 10:28 PM (sAmhv)
Youngstown? Isn't that where Dean Martin was born?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 20, 2024 10:30 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 20, 2024 10:29 PM (VNX3d)
I prefer the Turbo Encabulator.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 20, 2024 10:30 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 20, 2024 10:30 PM (0eaVi)
Steubenville.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2024 10:31 PM (4Med0)
More info @100 in the Cafe thread if you want to talk about it amongst yourselves.
Leofb
Posted by: TeeJ and his new(used) boat at August 20, 2024 10:31 PM (aCV/b)
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News Flash: Egypt has the mummies. If anywhere else is shilling mummy technology, BUYER BEWARE.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2024 10:32 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 20, 2024 10:30 PM (0eaVi)
Steubenville.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2024 10:31 PM (4Med0)
(snap)
What? That's better?
Posted by: Zombie Don Rickles at August 20, 2024 10:32 PM (0eaVi)
I don't mind hearing about the DNC as long as it's from people who are as disgusted as I am.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2024 10:33 PM (wjjYr)
I was hung over at work this morning.
Not gonna watch Obama. Nope. Not
Gonna do it.
Nope nope nope.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 20, 2024 10:33 PM (/z/cO)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 20, 2024 10:09 PM (TSQkU)
Depends on the type of motor and the fuel and oxidizer used. If liquid, the best plan is almost always to let it all burn up. Especially with hypergolic propellants that don't need air to keep burning. If a solid motor, use the same plan. Solid rocket propellant contains both fuel and oxidizer so it's near-impossible to extinguish. The best overall plan is to let the mess burn itself out and the next next day begin salvaging what you can of the pad structure and systems.
Posted by: Gref at August 20, 2024 10:34 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
The only place I don't mind hearing about it is right here.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 20, 2024 10:34 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 20, 2024 10:30 PM (0eaVi)
Steubenville.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2024 10:31 PM (4Med0)
(snap)
What? That's better?
Posted by: Zombie Don Rickles
Could be worse.
Posted by: New Castle at August 20, 2024 10:34 PM (sAmhv)
I don't mind hearing about the DNC as long as it's from people who are as disgusted as I am.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2024 10:33 PM (wjjYr)
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Has Prez'nit Halo of Flies made his appearance yet?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2024 10:35 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 20, 2024 10:28 PM (sAmhv)
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A friend who was from that area told me about a booze emporium called something like The Polka Palace where you could buy likker and polka records. Which sounds like something from Hamtramck.
"Pick me up a case of Mickey Widemouth and some Frankie Yankovic!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2024 10:35 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2024 10:35 PM (xJEPL)
News Flash: Egypt has the mummies. If anywhere else is shilling mummy technology, BUYER BEWARE.
Posted by: Cicero
Pounds, shilling. You almost got that one by us.
Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2024 10:35 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: ALH
Right before the cafe thread.
Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2024 10:36 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 20, 2024 10:37 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2024 10:35 PM (DgGvY)
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Mike Pence says hello.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2024 10:37 PM (jdHxK)
On the flight back to the US from London, many, many of the passengers had flown over to catch one of the Taylor Swift concerts there. Apparently, ticket prices in the states can be in the thousands of $$ but are much cheaper in Europe. The concert goers were not teenagers/young adults as you might imagine. Rather, they were middle aged women (with one noticeable standout - soyboy/light loafter wearing 'man') all wearing the same Tay Tay sweatshirt.
One thing about Swift's handlers - they certainly understand, and cater to, an imbecilic, spendthrift demographic.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2024 10:37 PM (WXNFJ)
Yeah, Mom told us that. But after eating a hamburger and two hot dogs, it would not be too good to get stomach cramps while swimming. Not that anyone ever did. And that was in the 60s, not the 90s.
And those old cathode ray tubes really would burn your eyeballs out.
heh
Posted by: mindful webworker - until I need glasses? at August 20, 2024 10:37 PM (NWOhp)
Posted by: ALH
Yeah, there all really, really busy and gosh, just commitments galore! And there ain't no way in hell they want to be tainted with being a part of that shit show.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 20, 2024 10:39 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: polynikes at August 20, 2024 10:40 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
(snap)
What? That's better?
Posted by: Zombie Don Rickles
Could be worse.
Posted by: New Castle
Ate a the Quaker Steak and Lube there way back when. My date had the table manners of a goat. Longest, quietest uncomfortable ride back to Youngstown ever.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2024 10:40 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2024 10:41 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2024 10:42 PM (4Med0)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
It just needs to get to England.
Posted by: W. VonBraun
>Ah, the English. They are never likely to underachieve. Crimea, Ukraine, Russia, Poland, Czechoslovakia, Israel.
Oops. Scratch the Munich Agreement.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2024 10:42 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: polynikes at August 20, 2024 10:42 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: mindful webworker - out of five at August 20, 2024 10:42 PM (NWOhp)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 20, 2024 10:42 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Beavis at August 20, 2024 10:42 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Twilled at August 20, 2024 10:42 PM (nHSh6)
🌟 🌟 🌟
Posted by: mindful webworker - out of five at August 20, 2024 10:42 PM (NWOhp)
How many 💣s do the Jihadis give it?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 20, 2024 10:43 PM (ynpvh)
That's all there is to choose from. Deviants all.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 20, 2024 10:28
Yes indeed, Big Mike is up now.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 20, 2024 10:43 PM (55Qr6)
Stay that way.
If you sneeze with your eyes open, your eyeballs will pop out.
You'll crack your teeth if you keep chewing ice cubes.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 20, 2024 10:43 PM (/z/cO)
Posted by: MAC V SOG at August 20, 2024 10:44 PM (P4Pk9)
I then made and canned apple sauce.
By the time I was done, more apples had fallen from the tree.
If I ever get an actual orchard going I swear I will have to invest in 55 gallon drums.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2024 10:45 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Twilled at August 20, 2024 10:42 PM (nHSh6)
There's a joke about the watermelon one.
A little girl saw a pregnant woman at a store and asked her Mom about it; her mom said that's what happens when you eat a watermelon seed.
So the little girl thinks about this for a little bit, goes up to the pregnant woman and says, "I know what you've been doing!"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 20, 2024 10:45 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2024 10:45 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: MAC V SOG at August 20, 2024 10:46 PM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 20, 2024 10:37 PM (TSQkU)
I don't think the Chairman could perform it better.
The studio version is one of the prettiest songs I've ever heard.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 20, 2024 10:46 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 20, 2024 10:10 PM (VNX3d)
that's how the V2 started, too. come to think of it, that is how the Germans started the Redstone.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2024 10:46 PM (D7oie)
You'll crack your teeth if you keep chewing ice cubes.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 20, 2024 10:43 PM (/z/cO)
________
You'll get arthritis if you crack your knuckles.
Don't put salt on anything or you'll have high blood pressure and congestive heart failure.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2024 10:47 PM (1Nxff)
Stay that way.
If you sneeze with your eyes open, your eyeballs will pop out.
You'll crack your teeth if you keep chewing ice cubes.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 20, 2024 10:43 PM (/z/cO)
Good evening Nurse.
The last one is true. If you are long in the tooth.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 20, 2024 10:47 PM (QXQ4l)
Stay that way.
If you sneeze with your eyes open, your eyeballs will pop out.
You'll crack your teeth if you keep chewing ice cubes.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 20, 2024 10:43 PM (/z/cO)
Going from a hot liquid to a cold one quickly can...thermal stress is real.
https://tinyurl.com/4bcmsmk3
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 20, 2024 10:47 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Unsympathetic at August 20, 2024 10:47 PM (QPCEj)
The studio version is one of the prettiest songs I've ever heard.
Agree! But he could do it. Van Morrison sang that song as well as could be done, IMO.
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 20, 2024 10:47 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 20, 2024 10:48 PM (FVLcK)
One thing about Swift's handlers - they certainly understand, and cater to, an imbecilic, spendthrift demographic.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2024 10:37 PM (WXNFJ)
___________
Ayyyyy!
Posted by: Opera Fags at August 20, 2024 10:49 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Fist bump
Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2024 10:49 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2024 10:41 PM (D7oie)
At least he didn't have to pony up for the damage.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 20, 2024 10:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 20, 2024 10:43 PM (/z/cO)
________
You'll get arthritis if you crack your knuckles.
Don't put salt on anything or you'll have high blood pressure and congestive heart failure.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Covid will kill you. (Oh, sorry, lies your PARENTS told you)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 20, 2024 10:49 PM (vJiyU)
Here's a snippet from our period of time in Iraq.
...Gun guys in all services have long known that the parts of M2 and M3 Brownings, and aerial and ground Brownings, have a high interchangeability, making almost all imaginable crossbreeds, variations, and Frankenguns real possibilities — at least, once you get into the war zone and away from the ordnance and supply clerks.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2024 10:49 PM (1m7No)
Posted by: Twilled at August 20, 2024 10:49 PM (nHSh6)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 20, 2024 10:51 PM (MMu89)
She must have changed her mind.
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2024 10:51 PM (xJEPL)
What day of the dnc convention (that I refuse to watch) is this?
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 20, 2024 10:52 PM (hKoQL)
Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2024 10:52 PM (LHPAg)
Moochelle told the clapping seals Kamala is one of the most qualified people ever to seek the Presidency!
I knew I would hear this astounding BS sooner or later. I'm surprised it took this long.
Posted by: Gref at August 20, 2024 10:52 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
I think the one in Sharon is still there. I don't recall New Castle ever having a QS and Lube. I went to the one in Sharon quite a few times.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 20, 2024 10:53 PM (sAmhv)
Lovely woman.
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2024 10:54 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
I want the DNC show to be broken into like the scene from Blazing Saddles and the towns folk start punching the delegates and zombie Slim Pickens punches Obambi.
Posted by: Beartooth at August 20, 2024 10:54 PM (tB9St)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 20, 2024 10:51 PM (MMu89)
Thank you! Sounds like your son found himself a sweet ride.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2024 10:55 PM (6eAks)
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If Gretchen Whitchmer pulls up in a sleigh and offers you some, don't take it! You'll turn into a donkey!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2024 10:55 PM (kpS4V)
She must have changed her mind.
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2024 10:51 PM (xJEPL)
She has a mind?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2024 10:55 PM (6eAks)
The new fence along the front is up and looks nice. However, we have a large pile of old fence, the disposition of which I do not know.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2024 10:56 PM (1Nxff)
"We will never be afforded the grace of failing forward. We will never benefit from the affirmative action of generational wealth. If we bankrupt a business or choke in a crisis, we don't get a second, third or fourth chance. If things don't go our way, we don't have the luxury of whining or cheating others to get further ahead."
Almost sounds like she's talking about Democrats.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2024 10:56 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2024 10:29 PM (WXNFJ)
Joan Rivers said that live on QVC to Mike Rowe.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2024 10:56 PM (D7oie)
The beach is cool and cloudy. I'm content to stay in and enjoy Lucy the Fink.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 20, 2024 10:56 PM (Cynha)
He's a racist and mysoginist, yikes! She's one crazy bitch. Someone wrote this for her, she couldn't. Read her Master's dissertation, it's grade school level.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 20, 2024 10:56 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened
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Good show. I really liked my Suburban. Your son should get lots of good use from it. Those back seats will lay down or is he too old for that.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2024 10:56 PM (1m7No)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 20, 2024 10:57 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: Travis Swift-Kelce at August 20, 2024 10:57 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2024 10:57 PM (dgqS0)
Moochelle told the clapping seals Kamala is one of the most qualified people ever to seek the Presidency!
I knew I would hear this astounding BS sooner or later. I'm surprised it took this long.
Posted by: Gref
>I also heard that Barack Obama had a package large enough to satisfy Hillary Clinton on those dark days when Bill Clinton had the best interests of the Democracy most forefront in his patriotic Presidential mind.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2024 10:58 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: Maybe she is at August 20, 2024 10:58 PM (QPCEj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2024 10:56 PM (1Nxff)
Wood? I'm sure we could find some use for it.
Posted by: DNC Protesters at August 20, 2024 10:59 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2024 11:00 PM (0CU3H)
He's a racist and mysoginist, yikes! She's one crazy bitch. Someone wrote this for her, she couldn't. Read her Master's dissertation, it's grade school level.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 20, 2024 10:56 PM (55Qr6)
The Angry Black Woman schitck is always a big crowd-pleaser at Democrat get-togethers.
Posted by: Gref at August 20, 2024 11:00 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 20, 2024 11:00 PM (TSQkU)
I need a better set of local friends.
Anybody have a good idea of a charitable organization where I could do some good for the community and meet the equivalent of more Morons?
(I think that means the organization must skew to the right.)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 20, 2024 11:01 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Beartooth at August 20, 2024 10:54 PM (tB9St)
And it would end the same way. F@gs inside the convention and outside leaving arm in arm to screw.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 20, 2024 11:01 PM (0eaVi)
Has Prez'nit Halo of Flies made his appearance yet?
Posted by: Cicero
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Apparently. See post #178.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2024 11:01 PM (wjjYr)
Posted by: Maybe she is
LoL!
(thinks for a moment, remembers current timeline)
She's a CIA psyop, isn't she.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 20, 2024 11:02 PM (sAmhv)
(I think that means the organization must skew to the right.)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
Got a local youth or high school shooting team handy?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2024 11:02 PM (WXNFJ)
Michelle Obama speaks:
"We will never be afforded the grace of failing forward. We will never benefit from the affirmative action of generational wealth. If we bankrupt a business or choke in a crisis, we don't get a second, third or fourth chance. If things don't go our way, we don't have the luxury of whining or cheating others to get further ahead."
Almost sounds like she's talking about Democrats.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
+++++++++++++++
Seriously, who tf IS she talking about?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2024 11:03 PM (wjjYr)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 20, 2024 11:03 PM (dt3AQ)
"...he wakes up every day thinking about what's best for this country."
wait wait wait
I thought he was retired.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2024 11:03 PM (0CU3H)
I once worked with a guy whose job was to collect organs for transplantation. From time to time he'd get a call in the middle of the night from a hospital that had a flatlined motorcyclist on the table, and was asking if he wanted to come and pick up the heart or liver. However, before he'd get out of bed, he'd ask the hospital one question: "How far did they bounce?"
Posted by: Nemo at August 20, 2024 11:03 PM (S6ArX)
Posted by: Gref at August 20, 2024 11:04 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2024 11:03 PM (wjjYr)
Oh, you know.
D----d T---p
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2024 11:04 PM (0CU3H)
"We will never be afforded the grace of failing forward. We will never benefit from the affirmative action of generational wealth. If we bankrupt a business or choke in a crisis, we don't get a second, third or fourth chance. If things don't go our way, we don't have the luxury of whining or cheating others to get further ahead."
Golly!
Posted by: Jive Dude #1 at August 20, 2024 11:04 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at August 20, 2024 11:05 PM (1t11C)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2024 11:02 PM
Those kids around here could teach me how to shoot.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 20, 2024 11:05 PM (HlyYF)
The beach is cool and cloudy. I'm content to stay in and enjoy Lucy the Fink.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 20, 2024 10:56 PM (Cynha)
Glad you and Miss Lucy the Fink are sharing the screen to enjoy The ONT.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 20, 2024 11:05 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 20, 2024 11:06 PM (dt3AQ)
Posted by: Franklin Stein at August 20, 2024 11:06 PM (1t11C)
Posted by: LRob in OK
>Afternoon delight was a trist at a seafood fishmarket in a South Chicago suburb.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2024 11:06 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2024 11:07 PM (6eAks)
"...If we bankrupt a business or choke in a crisis, we don't get a second, third or fourth chance."
That's funny. We got rid of debtors' prisons centuries ago.
Silicon Valley wouldn't exist without second, third and fourth chances.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2024 11:07 PM (0CU3H)
The first Jesus on the Mount !!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Franklin Stein at August 20, 2024 11:08 PM (1t11C)
Alex Jones
@RealAlexJones
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Sources Inside RFK Jr. Presidential Campaign Confirm He Will Drop Out Of Race Friday And Endorse Trump At An Event In Los Angeles That Same Day
Also— Alex Jones reveals RFK Jr. is in consideration for Attorney General and other Cabinet positions.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 20, 2024 11:09 PM (TGPs7)
Silicon Valley wouldn't exist without second, third and fourth chances.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2024 11:07 PM (0CU3H)
Well, Mooch or Barky wouldn't get a second chance to bankrupt a business, as any banker worth his salt would know they milked the business dry and failed it deliberately.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2024 11:09 PM (6eAks)
Posted by: David Johansen at August 20, 2024 11:10 PM (CV8a5)
"At a time when the other party was turning into a cult of personality..."
And that, folks, is the very definition of irony.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2024 11:10 PM (0CU3H)
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"We will never be capable of running a business so we eat at the public trough and grift our way to wealth."
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 20, 2024 11:11 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 20, 2024 11:03 PM (dt3AQ)
Reggie's there?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 20, 2024 11:11 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 20, 2024 11:11 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 20, 2024 11:12 PM (KAi1n)
"We will never be afforded the grace of failing forward. We will never benefit from the affirmative action of generational wealth. If we bankrupt a business or choke in a crisis, we don't get a second, third or fourth chance. If things don't go our way, we don't have the luxury of whining or cheating others to get further ahead."
Almost sounds like she's talking about Democrats.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
+++++++++++++++
Seriously, who tf IS she talking about?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2024 11:03
Hunter Biden?
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 20, 2024 11:12 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Maybe she is
LoL!
(thinks for a moment, remembers current timeline)
She's a CIA psyop, isn't she.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 20, 2024 11:02 PM (sAmhv)
Whatever intel analyst conceived of her deserves that employee of the month plaque.
Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2024 11:12 PM (1Yy3c)
Seriously, who tf IS she talking about?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2024 11:03 PM (wjjYr)
Oh, you know.
D----d T---p
Posted by: Darrell Harris
++++++++++++++++++
I'm not gonna watch it to find out, but it still seems weird. Is she saying America is a shithole country? "If we bankrupt a business or choke in a crisis, we don't get a second, third or fourth chance." Is she off complaining about what shits Americans are again?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2024 11:12 PM (wjjYr)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at August 20, 2024 11:12 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2024 11:12 PM (Aqu9a)
Checks all of the deep state boxes to be the perfect puppet.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 20, 2024 11:12 PM (MMu89)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 20, 2024 11:12 PM (KAi1n)
Too much sampling the product, I guess.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2024 11:13 PM (6eAks)
"...and now, the torch has been passed."
Well, that's one way to put it.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2024 11:13 PM (0CU3H)
When they open their mouths...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 20, 2024 11:14 PM (TGPs7)
The insane asylum inmates are goo-goo-ga-ga for Kamala because for 4 years they've had to pretend to be inspired and fired-up by Ancient White Man Who Drove an 18-Wheeler And Whose Uncle Was Eaten By Cannibals Joe F'ing Biden.
Posted by: Gref at August 20, 2024 11:14 PM (aBgBM)
"...and now, the torch has been passed."
Well, that's one way to put it.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
Leave joey, take the cannoli.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 20, 2024 11:15 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at August 20, 2024 11:15 PM (mH6SG)
Well, that's one way to put it.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2024 11:13 PM (0CU3H)
So that's why my Depends caught fire?
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2024 11:15 PM (6eAks)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 20, 2024 11:03 PM (dt3AQ)
Reggie's there?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 20, 2024 11:11
TY OrangeE for the bigesst chortle of the day.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 20, 2024 11:16 PM (55Qr6)
Roughly translated:
Whitey gets inheri-tance. We still waiting fo 40 acres an a mule. Know what I’m sayin? Kamala down wit it. She DOWN wit it!!! [applause].
Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump Vance 2024 at August 20, 2024 11:16 PM (55boN)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 20, 2024 11:09 PM (TGPs7)
Not completely loyal, not completely on team, but give him what he wants and an axe to enforce it and he will do it well.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2024 11:16 PM (D7oie)
Being that the ideal "President" today is supposed to be a lackey stooge to the Globalist Oligarchs and sign whatever laws or EOs the handlers in London, Brussels and Dubai say.
Biden would have been that "most qualified" but at times his criminal enterprise kept getting in the way - that, or he would go off script and give away bunker locations, plans that were supposed to be performed in secret, or let slip "We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization."
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 20, 2024 11:16 PM (TfEvu)
Posted by: The Human Torch at August 20, 2024 11:17 PM (CV8a5)
Okay, now do the founding fathers.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at August 20, 2024 11:17 PM (JRP2U)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 20, 2024 11:09 PM (TGPs7)
Considering his anti-vaccine positions I'm guessing HHS.
I'm perfectly fine with this as long as it gets the freakin' communists out of the White House.
Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2024 11:18 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 20, 2024 11:19 PM (MkuC5)
I understand that we need to know our enemy, I just don't want to be het up all the time.
Lord bless you who wade into the shit to keep up.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 20, 2024 11:19 PM (Ad8y9)
Kyle Becker
@kylenabecker
JUST IN: Donald Trump says that he likes and respects Barack Obama.
“I like him, I think he’s a nice gentleman... But I happen to like him. I respect him, and I respect his wife.”
Thoughts?
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 20, 2024 11:19 PM (TGPs7)
The top pic neglects the inevitability of c. 1975 Avocado Green shag carpet. Weltancarpetsschauung. Werner would understand.
Appliances of my Youth. Ach.
Posted by: Miklos von un zu Miklostein at August 20, 2024 11:19 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at August 20, 2024 11:19 PM (mH6SG)
"This is a 78-year-old billionaire who hasn't stopped whining about his problems since he rode down his golden escalator nine years ago..."
The nerve of that guy. Complaining about the lawfare, impeachment, worldwide mockery and condemnation, insurrection from the people who were supposed to be working for him and not his political enemies, etc. etc. etc.
Oh yeah, and almost getting fragged by proxy by his USSS and DHS details.
The nerve of that guy.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2024 11:20 PM (0CU3H)
They do literally hate America.
Posted by: polynikes at August 20, 2024 11:20 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 20, 2024 11:09 PM (TGPs7)
Considering his anti-vaccine positions I'm guessing HHS.
I'm perfectly fine with this as long as it gets the freakin' communists out of the White House.
Posted by: Robert
Have there been any numbers thrown out as to what kind of bump, if any, he gives President Trump?
Posted by: Some Rat at August 20, 2024 11:20 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2024 11:21 PM (dgqS0)
“I like him, I think he’s a nice gentleman... But I happen to like him. I respect him, and I respect his wife.”
Thoughts?
Posted by: Mister Ghost
Don't give them that particular ammo.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 20, 2024 11:21 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Miklos, saying Alex Jones is right at August 20, 2024 11:22 PM (lSyD7)
“I like him, I think he’s a nice gentleman... But I happen to like him. I respect him, and I respect his wife.”
Thoughts?
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 20, 2024 11:19 PM (TGPs7)
They were nice to him *once*.
Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2024 11:22 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Nasser Aftab Carpet Bargains at August 20, 2024 11:23 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at August 20, 2024 11:23 PM (mH6SG)
FearBuck
@FearedBuck
55-year-old Jennifer Lopez has filed for divorce from 52-year-old Ben Affleck on the same day as their 2nd wedding anniversary 👀
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 20, 2024 11:23 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2024 11:21 PM (dgqS0)
Accidents do happen.
Posted by: Some Stupid With A Flare Gun at August 20, 2024 11:23 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 20, 2024 11:16 PM (55Qr6)
Ah, I get a good one every once in a while.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 20, 2024 11:23 PM (0eaVi)
Thoughts?
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 20, 2024 11:19 PM (TGPs7)
It's like saying "Nice Doggy!" while searching for a stout stick.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2024 11:24 PM (6eAks)
“I like him, I think he’s a nice gentleman... But I happen to like him. I respect him, and I respect his wife.”
Thoughts?
Posted by: Mister Ghost
...but they hate you and want you dead.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2024 11:24 PM (dgqS0)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 20, 2024 11:09 PM (TGPs7)
Considering his anti-vaccine positions I'm guessing HHS.
I'm perfectly fine with this as long as it gets the freakin' communists out of the White House.
Posted by: Robert
I'm fine with it, too - as long as DJT goes back on whatever promise he made to RFK Jr, the day after the election. RFK Jr would be the most damaging loose cannon ever to hold a Cabinet position.
Posted by: Gref at August 20, 2024 11:24 PM (aBgBM)
Does the LORD bless those who enjoy the company of demons?
Unless someone is holding a gun to their head, why watch Legion practice the dark arts?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 20, 2024 11:24 PM (TfEvu)
"...and now, the torch has been passed."
Posted by: Darrell Harris
That's a molotov, you twit.
Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2024 11:25 PM (DgGvY)
“I like him, I think he’s a nice gentleman... But I happen to like him. I respect him, and I respect his wife.”
Thoughts?
Posted by: Mister Ghost
Trump also said Newsome handle COVID very well and is a nice guy. He also said nice things about Kim Jong Un.
Posted by: polynikes at August 20, 2024 11:25 PM (B1dzx)
What was this stuff that was only available in finite amounts?
This makes no sense but is meant to evoke a reaction and separate people into classes. Straight out of the Marxist handbook.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at August 20, 2024 11:25 PM (JRP2U)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
I don't have to, so I don't.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking a Soialist peoples' republic was behind enemy lines at August 20, 2024 11:25 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: lol, this faggot at August 20, 2024 11:25 PM (RIQol)
Posted by: Gref at August 20, 2024 11:24 PM (aBgBM)
Cabinet members can be fired at will, I think. Give him a job to do, and if he fucks up, can his ass.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2024 11:26 PM (6eAks)
Posted by: Miklos, having Ideas at August 20, 2024 11:26 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: polynikes at August 20, 2024 11:28 PM (B1dzx)
What was this stuff that was only available in finite amounts?
This makes no sense but is meant to evoke a reaction and separate people into classes. Straight out of the Marxist handbook.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at August 20, 2024 11:25 PM (JRP2U)
At some point YOU have made enough money! As for me and my wife, we'll never make enough money to satisfy ourselves, suckas!
Posted by: B. H. Obama at August 20, 2024 11:29 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 20, 2024 11:09 PM (TGPs7)
Considering his anti-vaccine positions I'm guessing HHS.
I'm perfectly fine with this as long as it gets the freakin' communists out of the White House.
Posted by: Robert
If true,
I think RFK Jr would be the perfect person to put in charge of the Trump assassination attempt investigation.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 20, 2024 11:29 PM (HCL3E)
Posted by: Not Werner Von Braun at August 20, 2024 11:29 PM (XeU6L)
"...[the other party says] sacrifice and generosity are for suckers."
Still pushing that fake D-Day slur against the soldiers, I see.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2024 11:30 PM (0CU3H)
I think RFK Jr would be the perfect person to put in charge of the Trump assassination attempt investigation.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 20, 2024 11:29 PM (HCL3E)
Indeed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2024 11:30 PM (6eAks)
One to do the basics
And a Deputy for Firing, Drawing, and Quartering (the pensions, at least)
Posted by: Miklos, having more Ideas at August 20, 2024 11:31 PM (lSyD7)
please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh
Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2024 11:31 PM (D7oie)
"...we need to build more units. And clear away some of the outdated laws and regulations that made it harder to build homes for working people in this country..."
Yeah, outdated stuff like zoning and some such.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2024 11:34 PM (0CU3H)
please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh
Posted by: Kindltot
Acceptable
Posted by: Miklos from the Transition Team (mind out the gutter, people) at August 20, 2024 11:34 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 20, 2024 11:35 PM (zMCAJ)
"...we need to build more units. And clear away some of the outdated laws and regulations that made it harder to build homes for working people in this country..."
Yeah, outdated stuff like zoning and some such.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2024 11:34 PM (0CU3H)
Funny that. Their housing policy is conducive to housing availability like their border policy is conducive to deterring illegal immigration.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 20, 2024 11:35 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mister Ghost
DJT has more control over what he says publicly then he is given credit for. Likely that is not what he thinks. He knows perfectly well who his enemies are.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 20, 2024 11:35 PM (MMu89)
Posted by: Franklin Stein at August 20, 2024 11:37 PM (1t11C)
Posted by: MAC V SOG
Drones in the DNC. In more ways than one, considering how many were neutered and spayed outside.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 20, 2024 11:37 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Franklin Stein at August 20, 2024 11:37 PM (1t11C)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2024 11:38 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: EveR at August 20, 2024 11:38 PM (Z/h4+)
For some reason i just don't give affleck
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2024 11:39 PM (VwHCD)
Cadence my friends. Cadence.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2024 11:39 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: Franklin Stein at August 20, 2024 11:37 PM (1t11C)
In 2012, Bill Clinton made a better case to vote for Barack Obama than he did.
I suspect that in 2024, Barack is paying it forward to Kamala Harris.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2024 11:39 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: Miklos J. Trump is just in the way at August 20, 2024 11:39 PM (lSyD7)
"...we need to build more units. And clear away some of the outdated laws and regulations that made it harder to build homes for working people in this country..."
Yeah, outdated stuff like zoning and some such.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2024 11:34 PM (0CU3H)
Why do I think he has in-mind pre-fab concrete slab 20-storey apartment buildings as built by the tens of thousands behind the Iron Curtain, for working people?
Posted by: Gref at August 20, 2024 11:39 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 20, 2024 11:40 PM (W2EWw)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 20, 2024 11:41 PM (W2EWw)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2024 11:42 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo
The Media does not do Long Form discussions.
Posted by: Miklos must out-point at August 20, 2024 11:42 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: scampydog at August 20, 2024 11:44 PM (E1k/V)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo
The Media does not do Long Form discussions.
Posted by: Miklos must out-point
If he was still alive and kicking, Sam Kinneson might be entertaining in that role.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 20, 2024 11:44 PM (VNX3d)
You crazy bastard! How are you?
Posted by: nurse ratched
Berserking would be my guess
Posted by: Miklos Miklossen at August 20, 2024 11:44 PM (lSyD7)
Roughly translated:
Whitey gets inheri-tance. We still waiting fo 40 acres an a mule. Know what I’m sayin? Kamala down wit it. She DOWN wit it!!! [applause].
Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump Vance
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Holy cra. I can't believe she's still on the 2008 campaign trail wailing about her life picking cotton.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2024 11:44 PM (wjjYr)
Parents have been telling their kids stupid bullshit like this since way before the 90s.
Should also add "we know what's best for you" and "just keep your nose to the grindstone and everything will work out."
Posted by: Why the compulsion to lie to kids? at August 20, 2024 11:45 PM (q1Zxb)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Needs moar video editing skills
Posted by: MiklosPAC has ideas at August 20, 2024 11:45 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2024 11:46 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
She has been known to jump down and turn around.
Posted by: Miklos, oh Lawd at August 20, 2024 11:47 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo
Can Dennis Miller un-retire for the post?
Weasel, with an airsoft gun to plink anyone who asks a dumb question.
Whoever's behind the ZOD sock, if he stays in character.
Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2024 11:49 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: keena at August 20, 2024 11:49 PM (biznJ)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 20, 2024 10:14 PM (CiNoz)
It was the top selling color. Well, that and Harvest Gold.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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Harvest Gold or Sunburst orange. Comfy chair and a lot of fights for who sat in it when dad wasn't.
Posted by: scampydog at August 20, 2024 11:50 PM (E1k/V)
JUST IN: Donald Trump says that he likes and respects Barack Obama.
“I like him, I think he’s a nice gentleman... But I happen to like him. I respect him, and I respect his wife.”
Thoughts?
Posted by: Mister Ghost
+++++++++++++++++++
He spoke that way about Kim Jong-un, too.
This is another one of Trump's habits that tickles me. Professes his affection and admiration for individuals while plotting to dismantle their life's work and everything they hold dear.
Michelle is probably flattered and doesn't give af who gets elected.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2024 11:50 PM (wjjYr)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 20, 2024 11:50 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 20, 2024 11:51 PM (MMu89)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 20, 2024 11:50 PM (TGPs7)
Mean reversion. It's not just a math concept.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2024 11:51 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: mikeski
The White House Press Corps
ZOD
All walk in, only one remains
Posted by: Miklos says take my PPV moneys at August 20, 2024 11:51 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Methos at August 20, 2024 11:52 PM (Dnobf)
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I'd prefer James Woods.
Posted by: Methos at August 20, 2024 11:52 PM (Dnobf
I vote Zod.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 20, 2024 11:53 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2024 11:42 PM (0CU3H)
He means he wants all States to be one-party Democrat Machine-run States.
Posted by: Gref at August 20, 2024 11:54 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 20, 2024 10:14 PM (CiNoz)
Wait.Is this about the ONT, or Obama talking about himself?
Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump Vance 2024 at August 20, 2024 11:54 PM (55boN)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo
Can Dennis Miller un-retire for the post?
Weasel, with an airsoft gun to plink anyone who asks a dumb question.
Whoever's behind the ZOD sock, if he stays in character.
Posted by: mikeski
I'd consider the job, but only on one condition. Every press corps member has has electroshock groin harness, and I have the control for each one. Ask a dumb question, ZAP!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 20, 2024 11:54 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
There is, in fact, a box after ballot and bullet ones.
Posted by: Miklos thinks Chicago undertakers are making bank at August 20, 2024 11:54 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 20, 2024 11:40 PM (W2EWw)
The boss move would be to ghost the WH press corp. Where is that position listed in the Constitution? Don't name one, and when asked, just smile and wave. Either that, or just have a rotating cast of miscreants show up at the podium, starting with Steve Bannon..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 20, 2024 11:55 PM (zMCAJ)
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 20, 2024 11:53 PM (MkuC5)
Kneel
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2024 11:56 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo
Can Dennis Miller un-retire for the post?
Weasel, with an airsoft gun to plink anyone who asks a dumb question.
Whoever's behind the ZOD sock, if he stays in character.
Posted by: mikeski
I'd consider the job, but only on one condition. Every press corps member has has electroshock groin harness, and I have the control for each one. Ask a dumb question, ZAP!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 20, 2024 11:54 PM (VNX3d)
Sorry, none of the above. Trump's first official act (after pardoning the J6 prisoners) should be closing down the White House Press Room. No more press conferences from that dedicated space. Make it into a bowling alley, or something useful.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2024 11:57 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: Rex B at August 20, 2024 11:57 PM (592Pr)
55-year-old Jennifer Lopez has filed for divorce from 52-year-old Ben Affleck on the same day as their 2nd wedding anniversary 👀
Posted by: Mister Ghost
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I wish I'd entered some sort of betting pool on this, because their honeymoon pics spelled doom to me.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2024 11:59 PM (wjjYr)
Posted by: mrp at August 21, 2024 12:00 AM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: scampydog at August 21, 2024 12:01 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 21, 2024 12:01 AM (zMCAJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2024 12:07 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
Nope. Turn it into a slaughterhouse.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 21, 2024 12:09 AM (s05xh)
-
I misread "saga" as "sag."
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 21, 2024 12:14 AM (hdL3Q)
Posted by: azjaeger at August 21, 2024 12:14 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Mister Ghost
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No way for Trump.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 21, 2024 12:14 AM (1m7No)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 21, 2024 12:15 AM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Lirio100 at August 21, 2024 12:18 AM (I5U35)
Naah, put trap doors under the seats and do em if they ask dumb questions
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 21, 2024 12:20 AM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 21, 2024 12:15 AM (WF/xn)
In Anaconda, it was kinda grotesque. Swollen like she'd put in four cans of fix-a-flat immediately before filming. Like a fleshy pinata that if struck with a stick would explode, pouring forth millions of smaller asses suitable for wearing as hats.
Posted by: So I'm Conflicted at August 21, 2024 12:23 AM (RIQol)
Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at August 21, 2024 12:24 AM (hsWtj)
to all our com=pa=nyyy
M I C
Sssee ya real soon
K E Y
Why? Because we like you!
M H O N Teeeee
https://youtu.be/LArGlfEVYqM
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - sounded better in my head... at August 21, 2024 12:25 AM (NWOhp)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo
Can Dennis Miller un-retire for the post?
Weasel, with an airsoft gun to plink anyone who asks a dumb question.
Whoever's behind the ZOD sock, if he stays in character.
Posted by: mikeski
I'd consider the job, but only on one condition. Every press corps member has has electroshock groin harness, and I have the control for each one. Ask a dumb question, ZAP!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 20, 2024 11:54 PM (VNX3d)
Quite a few of them would enjoy it, I gander.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2024 12:25 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Miklos for ZODPAC at August 21, 2024 12:28 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: a Miklos anna Sissy anna Bobby at August 21, 2024 12:29 AM (lSyD7)
Take fuel tank off again. Oh, look! No spring between throttle lever and carb butterfly. Found a spring. And seeing as it was lacking an air filter, I made one. Got it all back together, and it runs like a pup. Cuts the grass real short, and even, too. Easy to maneuver it, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2024 12:30 AM (6eAks)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 21, 2024 12:15 AM (WF/xn)
In Anaconda, it was kinda grotesque. Swollen like she'd put in four cans of fix-a-flat immediately before filming. Like a fleshy pinata that if struck with a stick would explode, pouring forth millions of smaller asses suitable for wearing as hats.
Posted by: So I'm Conflicted
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You are a poet, mein Herr.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 21, 2024 12:30 AM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Lirio100
Piranhas.
Brazilian Dick Fish would not bother the Press Corpse much.
Posted by: Miklos speculates again at August 21, 2024 12:32 AM (lSyD7)
Necessity is the Mother of Invention.
AOP is one serious Mother.
Posted by: Miklos observes and admires at August 21, 2024 12:34 AM (lSyD7)
Sexually transmitted dependants.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 21, 2024 12:37 AM (elaR+)
"We will never be afforded the grace of failing forward. We will never benefit from the affirmative action of generational wealth. If we bankrupt a business or choke in a crisis, we don't get a second, third or fourth chance. If things don't go our way, we don't have the luxury of whining or cheating others to get further ahead."
News flash, Mike, that applies to nearly everyone regardless of skin color or ancestry. And in the past, most family fortunes dissipated to a certain extent over time but your side wishes to create a hereditary aristocracy
Posted by: azjaeger at August 21, 2024 12:37 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 21, 2024 12:40 AM (1m7No)
AOP is one serious Mother.
Posted by: Miklos observes and admires at August 21, 2024 12:34 AM (lSyD7)
Heh. The air filter base on the little Tecumseh engine looks exactly like the lid of a zillion screw-top pickle jars. And it is threaded. I could not find, anywhere here, a metal of plastic jar with the matching thread. So I took the metal cover off an old aerosol pant can, which just barely nested into the opening of the threaded plate, and soldered it in there, using acid-core solder. Cut a hole in the flat top of the old aerosol lid, leaving a quarter-inch rim, and stuffed in a piece of foam plastic soaked in oil. Just like a K&N filter, it is.
And if I ever run across the right air filter parts, I can melt the solder off in 2 minutes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2024 12:40 AM (6eAks)
Maybe I'm stupid, but WTAF????
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2024 12:42 AM (vYDwg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2024 12:43 AM (vYDwg)
He is an imposter that we have allowed the power of the Presidency.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 21, 2024 12:43 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 21, 2024 12:40 AM (1m7No)
It will also runaway downhill if you don't keep a good grip on it. But you can cut forwards, backwards, and sideways. Just advance slowly, and swing it in a wide arc, and you can cut a very wide swath.
Pro tip: wear tall boots and long pants, because the air blast throws a lot of debris around. And dust! It would be smart to use this machine only after a light rain has laid the dust.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2024 12:44 AM (6eAks)
And if I ever run across the right air filter parts, I can melt the solder off in 2 minutes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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This is fantastic and something the youth could learn from. Tinkerer extraordinaire. Chuck Norris of mechanical riddle solvers.
Posted by: scampydog at August 21, 2024 12:48 AM (41CYW)
Nein, Werner, he would whine, Klaus fears the anaconda. Stripling, I would respond, the anaconda has standards. Make your pilgrimage quickly, we are losing light. On one such occasion, by the banks of Brazil's mightiest river, the Candiru saw an opportunity, and Kinski was ... no, never mind. Like the Timothy Treadwell recording, there are some matters that you are better off not-knowing. Werner is all about the giving and also the looking out for you.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 21, 2024 12:49 AM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Cicero
FUN FACT
I had a private 45 minute concert from Frank Zappa once.
Tell you at a MoMe one day
Posted by: Miklos does, in fact, have Stories (which have the additional benefit of being true) at August 21, 2024 12:50 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
This reminds me of when I used ride horses.
Boots are not a fashion accessory.
Posted by: Miklos will eat some of them beans, Mr Taggart at August 21, 2024 12:53 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Annoyed Klaus at August 21, 2024 12:56 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Miklos
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Women and boot season is a good thing.
Posted by: Boot Season is Soon in Northern Territories at August 21, 2024 12:56 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Boot Season is Soon
Skirts
Yu fergot the Skirt part
Posted by: Miklos looks forward to setting clocks back at August 21, 2024 12:59 AM (lSyD7)
Imagine if he consolidated the cabinet into five key offices: Sec of State, Defense, Domestic Affairs (a consolidation of several offices, while subsequently eliminating several), Treasury, and Attorney General. Fire everyone but a staff of loyal Republicans to man each department.
Imagine also if he proposed constitutional ammendments for congressional term limits and voting integrity.
Bureaucracy needs liposuction. Trump's second win might be our best chance to see it through.
Posted by: Shenanigans at August 21, 2024 01:05 AM (wGun1)
Posted by: scampydog appreciates both or either at August 21, 2024 01:05 AM (41CYW)
That Lawrence Welk version of "One Toke Over the Line" is the best and also the most insane cover of that song.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2024 01:06 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: scampydog appreciates both or either
I ain't real picky neither
Posted by: Miklos likes what he likes at August 21, 2024 01:11 AM (lSyD7)
Maybe 90% but true dat.
Posted by: MR ED at August 21, 2024 01:12 AM (rn2/h)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
So.
You admit to liking accordion.
Posted by: Miklos fires one up at August 21, 2024 01:13 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at August 21, 2024 01:13 AM (mH6SG)
That was dope.
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at August 21, 2024 01:14 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: scampydog is really 29 at August 21, 2024 01:14 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2024 01:17 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Miklos
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Keys to the squeeze of success. Or treble.
Posted by: scampydog at August 21, 2024 01:18 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: scampydog
90s kids
heh
In my day, we had two (2) rules:
Check in with Mama when you get home from school, and present yo' lil' ass promptly for dinner at 6:30.
Otherwise on your own.
Posted by: Free Range Miklos at August 21, 2024 01:19 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2024 01:23 AM (6eAks)
Posted by: the Wretched Panhard dries tears at August 21, 2024 01:24 AM (lSyD7)
heh
In my day, we had two (2) rules:
Check in with Mama when you get home from school, and present yo' lil' ass promptly for dinner at 6:30.
Otherwise on your own.
Posted by: Free Range Miklos
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Similar. 5:30 dinner. 5:45 passive/aggressive parental. 5:46, do the dishes and eat if any leftovers.
Posted by: scampydog at August 21, 2024 01:26 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: DaveA at August 21, 2024 01:26 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: scampydog at August 21, 2024 01:26 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2024 01:27 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2024 01:23 AM (6eAks)
And I just got here. I thought all ten were true
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 21, 2024 01:29 AM (gwwnx)
Posted by: Auntie Miklos says don't encourage him after 10 at August 21, 2024 01:29 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Pete Bog
They are, but only Seven are Magnificent
Posted by: Miklos likes western movie music at August 21, 2024 01:31 AM (lSyD7)
heh
In my day, we had two (2) rules:
Check in with Mama when you get home from school, and present yo' lil' ass promptly for dinner at 6:30.
Otherwise on your own.
Posted by: Free Range Miklos
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Similar. 5:30 dinner. 5:45 passive/aggressive parental. 5:46, do the dishes and eat if any leftovers.
Posted by: scampydog at August 21, 2024 01:26 AM (41CYW)
My life growing up was...different.
Mom said if we ever heard voices calling for us from the back of the property to not heed the voices...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2024 01:33 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Miklos, the neglected Fifth Yorkshireman at August 21, 2024 01:33 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Ciampino - the Conspiracy deepens #06 at August 21, 2024 01:33 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
What if Mom calls from the back of the property?
Posted by: Conundrum for the Younguns at August 21, 2024 01:35 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: scampydog at August 21, 2024 01:35 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: scampydog Laconic childhood and such at August 21, 2024 01:37 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Ciampino - the Conspiracy
I ordered the haddock
So did my girlfriend
You wouldn't know her
Posted by: Dissatisfied Customer Miklos in some restaurant in Canada at August 21, 2024 01:37 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
What if Mom calls from the back of the property?
Posted by: Conundrum for the Younguns at August 21, 2024 01:35 AM (lSyD7)
She was in the house when her voice came calling for me and my younger brother...her voice, but not her calling...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2024 01:38 AM (ynpvh)
You wouldn't know her
Posted by: Dissatisfied Customer Miklos
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Charlene?
Posted by: scampydog Laconic childhood and such at August 21, 2024 01:38 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2024 01:39 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2024 10:07 PM (y31cs)
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Yeah but was the sudden lack of some organ the cause of death?
Posted by: Ciampino - the Conspiracy deepens #07 at August 21, 2024 01:39 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: scampydog Laconic childhood and such
This man knows his Conditionals.
Probably good on pronouns too.
Posted by: White Grammar Supremacist Miklos at August 21, 2024 01:39 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2024 01:40 AM (fwDg9)
Feds are only supposed to own and control land that it has uses for... Military bases... National Parks... things like that... but they own millions and millions of acres in the Western States.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 21, 2024 01:41 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Miklos has had more girlfriends than shots at Trump (so at least 8) at August 21, 2024 01:41 AM (lSyD7)
Otherwise on your own.
Posted by: Free Range Miklos
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Similar. 5:30 dinner. 5:45 passive/aggressive parental. 5:46, do the dishes and eat if any leftovers.
Posted by: scampydog at August 21, 2024 01:26 AM (41CYW)
And during summer, back out to play after dinner... the after dark games of Hide and go seek were EPIC.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 21, 2024 01:43 AM (xaFKb)
Probably good on pronouns too.
Posted by: White Grammar Supremacist Miklos at August 21, 2024 01:39 AM (lSyD7)
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*Visits search engine*
Posted by: scampydog doesn't know either but is learning. Slowly at August 21, 2024 01:43 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Romeo13
I paid off the lightning bugs.
Won every time.
Posted by: Miklos knew that the fix was in at August 21, 2024 01:47 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Romeo13
Same for 50's and 60's kids. Loved after dinner playtime and would always try to negotiate another 15 minutes af play before bath time.
Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2024 01:47 AM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Romeo13
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Night games were fun and innocent. Older girls made it confusing as time passed
Posted by: scampydog at August 21, 2024 01:48 AM (41CYW)
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The Germans have come a long way from the V-2, haven't they?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 20, 2024 10:10 PM (VNX3d)
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Correction: Our Germans have come a long way .....
Posted by: Ciampino - the Conspiracy deepens #08 at August 21, 2024 01:50 AM (qfLjt)
Matt Walsh is trolling the DNC in a Halloween-worthy White Dudes For Kamala getup and a hat with MAGA colors. He video-bombed Chuck Schumer being interviewed live by some MSM twinkie.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at August 21, 2024 01:52 AM (wjjYr)
Posted by: Tuna
People who bathe morning or evening.
Morning-white collar, office or teaching.
Evening-people who get dirty and sweaty at work.
Posted by: Miklos realozed tha a long time ago at August 21, 2024 01:52 AM (lSyD7)
Now I'm not complainin' 'bout the temper'ture, just sayin' is all. It actually feels like fall fell, though the temps are supposed to be a more normal upper 80s in a few days. But still, for the moment/day, Autumn is here. In mid-August.
Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2024 01:55 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: $20 same as in town at August 21, 2024 01:56 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Tuna
People who bathe morning or evening.
Morning-white collar, office or teaching.
Evening-people who get dirty and sweaty at work.
Posted by: Miklos realozed tha a long time ago
Mom never allowed dirty sweaty bodies in clean beds...The only time we could negotiable was when we had been at the swimming pool all day.
Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2024 01:57 AM (oaGWv)
Posted by: $20 same as in town
That cost an extra 20 Willie, and a do-nothing political appointment.
Posted by: Kummala H. at August 21, 2024 01:59 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Ciampino - the Conspiracy deepens #09 at August 21, 2024 01:59 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: scampydog at August 21, 2024 02:00 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Ciampino - the Conspiracy deepens #09 at August 21, 2024 01:59 AM (qfLjt)
My parents would rub beer on my gums when I was teething when I was a young'un. I don't think the NIH recommends that anymore. Always liked beer, too. Had to give it up at 40 as one beer made me feel extremely bloated and uncomfortable. I was always a dark beer fan, though. Then I found Guinness on tap, the ultimate in dark 'beer'. So Guinness on tap, Beck's Dark in a bottle.
Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2024 02:06 AM (gKDq2)
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Posted by: Ciampino - the Conspiracy deepens #10 at August 21, 2024 02:06 AM (qfLjt)
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I got the whiskey/honey for the cough. Unknown reasons why I caught the Bacardi bug.
Posted by: scampydog at August 21, 2024 02:10 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: scampydog at August 21, 2024 02:00 AM (41CYW)
IMAO, the temps are getting cooler, not warmer. No amount of scare tactics will make me believe otherwise, not especially from people flying their private jets around to these 'global warming is gonna kill us all' conferences. I remember back just in the late '90s, we had one stretch of 3 straight days of over 100, while the days immediately around that heat wave were also high; I had to live in the bedroom as it was the only room I could air-condition. Gotta tell ya, waking up with the temp at 6 a.m. being 84 degrees, going to 105 is not fun. That is hot. The concrete bakes and gives off heat overnight like a turned off oven. Miserable.
So I'm good with cooler temps, just let's not go into another Little Ice Age. Maybe we should be nice to our volcanoes: Sacrifice more virgins, if we can find any.
Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2024 02:15 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: scampydog at August 21, 2024 02:16 AM (ri0B8)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 21, 2024 02:17 AM (Sgq8y)
They don't call it rocket surgery for nothing.
When you're dealing with engines, the HP of the fuel pumps of which get into 10s of thousands of HP, things can go splodey real quick.
That's why one tends to have miles of space between you and the launch pads.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 21, 2024 02:17 AM (w6EFb)
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Agree. Live to be 29 and there is a rhythm to things, including weather.
G'night. Again.
Posted by: scampydog weirdo at August 21, 2024 02:19 AM (ri0B8)
I'd never heard of this new launch site/space port on the Shetland Islands. That's pretty high latitude, 60ish N, and it's just gonna be polar orbits (which included sun-synchronous, which are cool -- weather satellites love those).
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 21, 2024 02:19 AM (w6EFb)
When you're dealing with engines, the HP of the fuel pumps of which get into 10s of thousands of HP, things can go splodey real quick.
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The Saturn 5 turbo pumps made 60,000 hp.
Posted by: Not Werner Von Braun at August 21, 2024 02:21 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 21, 2024 02:27 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
I should ask Space Daddy for a lousy cubic quarter space acre.
Posted by: Miklos looks to the skies at August 21, 2024 02:27 AM (lSyD7)
They do literally hate America.
Posted by: polynikes at August 20, 2024 11:20
Very sad. My in-laws grew up next door to where Michelle Robinson did. MIL read Michelle's dissertation and said it was 5th grade level.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 21, 2024 02:31 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: scampydog at August 21, 2024 02:10 AM (41CYW)
Yeah, funny thing about that. LOL!
Ron Bacardi 151 is a killer. No cocktail you make with it tastes 'good'; everything is just a conveyance for getting extremely drunk very fast. Even Wild Turkey 101 is a bit much for me. Settle on fortified wine, vintage port (not cheap dammit!). If not vintage, at least tawny. Just no bubbles, which gives me the sadz as I used to love the occasional bottle of Veuve Cliquot, besides that aforementioned Beck's Dark. But that saves my budget now so no real complaints. Weed's never been more legal so I pick my vice based upon budgetary reasons and satisfaction scale. The booze I like ain't cheap. Last time I bought a bottle of Johnny Jameson 18-year-old a few years ago now it was, with tax, around $105; can't imagine what the new Bidenomics price is. I'm not big on drinking alone anyway and I quit going to bars due to the cost decades ago (2003 TBH). Getting old not only sucks for the health issues but just as much for the financial ones as well. Either changes one's lifestyle.
Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2024 02:32 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: RickZ
Not seeing the problem here
Posted by: Miklos tries not to discriminate at August 21, 2024 02:35 AM (lSyD7)
Nice Party you got there, folks.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 21, 2024 02:35 AM (M4Nnn)
Space Daddy's Raptor engine clock in at about 100,000HP total for the turbopumps.
Note the thrust is much less than the F-1s. Why so much more? It's the first full-flow staged combustion engine to every fly. Read up on that if interested, it's damn impressive.
They'll be using them on the Starship. The booster on that thing will have over twice the thrust of the Saturn V, but will use a total of 33 Raptors, as opposed to 5 F-1s. They may get it close to 3x the Saturn V.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 21, 2024 02:37 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius
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The total KW produced by the booster must be a staggering number.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at August 21, 2024 02:44 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
FUN FACT
Federal Law requires all US facilities to assist and provide private space entrepreneurs with space (ha! if available) and all assistance. My not-entirely-crazy-ass friend Nelson wanted to build modernized V-2 rockets (everything is off the shelf these days) and launch them from McEntire ANG base. I suggested a flight path over Charleston, and those people will pay a lot to not.
Posted by: Miklos tries to be Practical at August 21, 2024 02:45 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Sez who?
Posted by: Big Daddy Don Garlitz at August 21, 2024 02:47 AM (lSyD7)
They do literally hate America.
Posted by: polynikes at August 20, 2024 11:20
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Very sad. My in-laws grew up next door to where Michelle Robinson did. MIL read Michelle's dissertation and said it was 5th grade level.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 21, 2024 02:31 AM (55Qr6)
It's funny how they're proud of Didn't Earn It -- until they're not. Just like our current V.P. At one point, getting the job because she was a woman of color was a good thing. Now, not so much. Just like being The Border Czar Who Never Was. The corporate propaganda is just incredible, as bad as I've ever seen, even considering their knob-slobbering love affair with Obama. I sometimes feel like I'm watching History hiccup right in front of my eyes. A literal Manchurian Candidate nobody elected but completely selected while never having to answer a damn unscripted question. I'm assuming she's put on the ticket by the Deep State and its Democrat minions as she's the ultimate in dumb-ass figureheads.
Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2024 02:48 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2024 10:41 PM (D7oie)
At least he didn't have to pony up for the damage.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 20, 2024 10:49 PM (ynpvh)
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Hopefully no one was kilt.
If you want to go see you'll have to hoof it there as there are no taxis.
Posted by: Ciampino - the Conspiracy continues #11 at August 21, 2024 02:49 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos tries not to discriminate at August 21, 2024 02:35 AM (lSyD7)
I've imbibed grain punch at my college dorm hall's quarterly parties (quarters back then, not semesters). I've not only seen -- but I've been -- the problem.
Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2024 02:51 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Miklos cites "The Secret History" by Procopius at August 21, 2024 02:54 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
What if Mom calls from the back of the property?
Posted by: Conundrum for the Younguns at August 21, 2024 01:35 AM (lSyD7)
She was in the house when her voice came calling for me and my younger brother...her voice, but not her calling...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Kindly and noble Jim, this is a tale that Werner finds intriguing. To what or whom were the voices attributed? Werner is leaning in the direction of an alarming cryptid of some sort, or some malevolent specter. A fiendish Lorelei, or La Llarona, mayhap?
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 21, 2024 02:55 AM (tmPIh)
Posted by: RickZ
I feel bad now.
*offers back the money I won off you at thumper and beersketball*
Posted by: Miklos will hold my likker and your beer at August 21, 2024 02:57 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions
Have you forgotten? Perhaps? It was a special time.
Posted by: La Chupacabra de los Andes at August 21, 2024 02:59 AM (lSyD7)
*offers back the money I won off you at thumper and beersketball*
Posted by: Miklos will hold my likker and your beer at August 21, 2024 02:57 AM (lSyD7)
First grain party, I apparently grabbed my bowling ball bag and stumbled down the hill and across a campus road to the student center because I'm drunk and why not? I was told by those enjoying the show that at one point I fell over the ball return.
Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2024 03:02 AM (gKDq2)
All they need to do is stand there and have a few non white ancestors as hard as they can.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 21, 2024 03:09 AM (BAEGB)
Posted by: La Chupacabra de los Andes
Ha! You think to deceive the Werner? Your point of origin is Puerto Rico, where you plague farm animals. The Andes is home to the Duendes, who demand cigarettes and will shake their tiny fists in impotent anger when you refuse. The Duendes and the Jaguar Women of the Amazon Basin took great umbrage at our indifference, but Werner kommt aus Deutschland, and ....
Mein Gott, Werner is chatting with a Chupacabra. Ach.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 21, 2024 03:10 AM (tmPIh)
Rocket power is sort of a problematic thing to speak of. One measure is just the rate you're dumping kinetic energy out of the nozzles, and that can be staggering.
Another method is the rate the rocket is transferring kinetic energy to the spacecraft, which will be varying with time.
Anyway, I forget all that, but quoted figures for Saturn V power are around 150 million HP.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 21, 2024 03:15 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions
What is a "chat"?
How would one know?
Let us sing Lilli Marlene, as in the Old Times
Posted by: Epistemological AI bot with Artistic Sensibilities at August 21, 2024 03:17 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2024 03:18 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: RickZ
As long as your ball(s) got home intact.
Posted by: Miklos has also learnt the hard way at August 21, 2024 03:20 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 21, 2024 03:15 AM (w6EFb)
Can we not keep using me as the measure of a thing's power? It's basically getting insulting, at this point.
Posted by: A Horse at August 21, 2024 03:21 AM (BAEGB)
Posted by: A Horse
It's enough to make me want to put my own eyes out.
Posted by: Equus at August 21, 2024 03:23 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: A Horse
Darleen and I have also had some...discussions.
Posted by: Miklos is not built for speed at August 21, 2024 03:27 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at August 21, 2024 03:31 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at August 21, 2024 03:31 AM (w6EFb)
"Ok, James, whenever you're ready, yank on this rope as hard as you can..... well look at that. You're slightly more powerful than a thousandth of a horse. "
"I don't think we're doing this correctly. "
"Nonsense."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 21, 2024 03:35 AM (BAEGB)
That was quite a BANGER wasn't it? Made a real MASH of things.
Posted by: Ciampino - the Conspiracy continues #12 at August 21, 2024 03:35 AM (qfLjt)
"You're a monster."
"I AM SCIENCE!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 21, 2024 03:39 AM (BAEGB)
"I AM SCIENCE!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 21, 2024 03:39 AM (BAEGB)
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Hey that's copyrighted!! -- Dr Fauci
Posted by: Ciampino - the Conspiracy continues #13 at August 21, 2024 03:45 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 21, 2024 03:39 AM (BAEGB)
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So is the force with which Sr Isaac Newton hits the ground, ONE NEWTON?
Posted by: Ciampino - the Conspiracy continues #14 at August 21, 2024 03:50 AM (qfLjt)
"One Toke Over the Line" being sung on -- Lawrence Welk??? Did LW and his producers know what "toke" meant . . .? I guess not. The show was syndicated, so no network oversight, but . . . Wow. It's a lovely tune, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 21, 2024 03:59 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 21, 2024 04:01 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 21, 2024
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The same amount of time as it takes a penny. Or a feather, if it weren't for air resistance.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 21, 2024 04:03 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
America...What a Country!
Posted by: Miklosov Smirnov at August 21, 2024 04:03 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Equus at August 21, 2024
***
When that Hyundai car was new, someone on a car forum I used to participate in wondered if Richard Burton or Daniel Radcliffe would drive one.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 21, 2024 04:05 AM (omVj0)
So.
Newtonian physics is gay. So I suspected.
Posted by: Mullah Miklos Khomeini, tightening turban at August 21, 2024 04:05 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
Daytime, no problem.
Posted by: Joe Isuzu at August 21, 2024 04:06 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2024 04:11 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
Lawrence Welk was a chimera - Franco-German, which is not a smooth melding like your peanut butter and your chocolate. Alas, no. Werner now wishes a Reese's Cup and there are no convenient vendors of the same in his vicinity. This is a dark night of the soul. I shall telephone young Tarantino and demand that he make a snack run for Werner. He knows what is in the offing if he fails, may Gott help him.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 21, 2024 04:13 AM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Skip
Then get not, friend Skip. Of occasion we must challenge the Cosmos's incessant demands, and it is healthy for the soul. Werner was told this by a therapist who later revealed herself to be one of the chicks from Heart. Why she employed such a ruse is unclear.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 21, 2024 04:17 AM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 21, 2024 04:21 AM (tmPIh)
That was quite a BANGER wasn't it? Made a real MASH of things.
It's the wurst!
Posted by: Groan at August 21, 2024 04:25 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 21, 2024 04:26 AM (BO83Q)
Posted by: m at August 21, 2024 04:26 AM (64Zez)
448 Marrying sausage humor and that Shetlands German mishap,
That was quite a BANGER wasn't it? Made a real MASH of things.
It's the wurst!
Posted by: Groan
The entire test turned into schnitzel
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