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Lazy Dogs Cafe

fiordlandnationalparkmountainlake.jpg

Fiordland National Park, New Zealand

Dog family photo.

German shepherd makes his bed and lies in it.

Seal just enjoying the water.

Pretty cuttlefish.

Bounding into the new week like...

The sloth days of summer.


Parachuting nightmare as a trainee gets trapped in her lines and then her lines wrap around her instructor's neck -- in free fall.

Netflix and chill.

Mom's going to be so proud of us for doing this!

Elephant thanks his excavator rescuer with a friendly head-butt.


When all you have is a baby goats, all the world's a hill.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:15 PM




Comments

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1 Me?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 19, 2024 07:16 PM (dgqS0)

2 Seal will regret that one day.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2024 07:17 PM (W/lyH)

3 Ok, another?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 19, 2024 07:17 PM (dgqS0)

4 The platypus is what happens when industrial design is left to the interns.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 07:18 PM (TcVeV)

5 Got the new thread smell in here.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 07:18 PM (WTFYU)

6 Seal.
Up scope.

Down scope.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2024 07:18 PM (W/lyH)

7 New Zealand is awesome. Perfect place for the Middle-Earth setting.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 19, 2024 07:19 PM (gKWVE)

8 Not bad, I got through 15 minutes of the DNC.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 19, 2024 07:20 PM (dgqS0)

9 i gots willowed

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2024 07:20 PM (V13WU)

10 Wall Street Silver @WallStreetSilv 3h
Swifties for Trump has the Kamala campaign freaking out

Wall Street Silver @WallStreetSilv 2h
It is real and the Harris campaign is terrified

https://tinyurl.com/4r2e5xyd

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 07:20 PM (c39uV)

11 8 Not bad, I got through 15 minutes of the DNC.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 19, 2024 07:20 PM (dgqS0)

But… why?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 07:21 PM (WTFYU)

12 I thought platypuses or platipii were venomous.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 19, 2024 07:21 PM (FfSAJ)

13 It just seems foolhardy to jump out of a perfectly good airplane.

Posted by: huerfano at August 19, 2024 07:21 PM (VGOMa)

14 9 i gots willowed
Posted by: runner at August 19, 2024 07:20 PM (V13WU)

Such it has been, such it will be. Forever and ever. Time without end.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 07:21 PM (WTFYU)

15
Got the new thread smell in here.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric

____________

It's just the plasticizer. Not good for you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2024 07:21 PM (1Nxff)

16 Ace consistently puts out exceptional Cafés. Unlike the mythical Lake Woebegone kids, they are all truly above average.

There are, of course, some that are particularly exceptional. And there is one that is almost-universally proclaimed as the G.O.A.T. of Café.

The G.O.A.T. of Cafés was published two years ago yesterday, on 08/18/22. And in honor of that, this is a great time to revisit it:

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=400207

(Do not comment on old Threads)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2024 07:22 PM (a3Q+t)

17 It must be exciting when your first mail-order platypus arrives.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 07:22 PM (TcVeV)

18 It's just the plasticizer. Not good for you.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2024 07:21 PM (1Nxff)

Doesn’t matter. Smells good.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 07:23 PM (WTFYU)

19 12 I thought platypuses or platipii were venomous.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 19, 2024 07:21 PM (FfSAJ)
Poisonous beaverduck.

Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2024 07:23 PM (LHPAg)

20 In about three years, that polar bear cub will be tearing the liver out of that seal.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2024 07:23 PM (XV/Pl)

21 8 Not bad, I got through 15 minutes of the DNC.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 19, 2024 07:20 PM (dgqS0)
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That's 15 minutes of your life you will never see again...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2024 07:24 PM (BpYfr)

22 I thought platypuses or platipii were venomous.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 19, 2024 07:21 PM (FfSAJ)


You're thinking of a platypus with a polonium umbrella.

Posted by: V. Putin at August 19, 2024 07:24 PM (TcVeV)

23 16 Ace consistently puts out exceptional Cafés. Unlike the mythical Lake Woebegone kids, they are all truly above average.

There are, of course, some that are particularly exceptional. And there is one that is almost-universally proclaimed as the G.O.A.T. of Café.

The G.O.A.T. of Cafés was published two years ago yesterday, on 08/18/22. And in honor of that, this is a great time to revisit it:

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=400207

(Do not comment on old Threads)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2024 07:22 PM (a3Q+t)

A whole cafe on bats, and yet nothing about Batman. I am disappoint.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 07:24 PM (WTFYU)

24 But… why?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 07:21 PM (WTFYU)

Self loathing probably.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 19, 2024 07:26 PM (dgqS0)

25 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 1h
Mount Etna in Sicily has been very active in recent weeks and months.

https://tinyurl.com/35frvzb3
14 seconds; there go my freaking carbon credits for the year century!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 07:26 PM (c39uV)

26 The name platypus comes from the Old German word for flat (plat) and face (typus).

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 19, 2024 07:27 PM (FfSAJ)

27 14 seconds; there go my freaking carbon credits for the … century!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 07:26 PM (c39uV)

We can totes change the climate if we just stop emitting CO2!!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 07:28 PM (WTFYU)

28 I bet that lake is freakin cold.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2024 07:29 PM (aD39U)

29 Are the Dems twerking around a golden calf yet?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 19, 2024 07:30 PM (kpS4V)

30 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 3h
Have you ever been fortunate enough to be able to watch the Palio di Siena in person?

The race dates back to the 17th century.

The riders represent 10 of the 17 contrade, or city wards of Siena.

The races take place twice a year, July 2 & August 16

https://tinyurl.com/stw8zsb
19 seconds; starting Lap 3 I think; without saddles but with reins.

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 07:30 PM (c39uV)

31 I'd have to take a pass on that water slide.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2024 07:30 PM (3OQQc)

32 Ain't gonna lie: the subjects in that dog family photo look a lot more photogenic than the folks in the group photo taken at the last Paco family reunion.

Posted by: Paco at August 19, 2024 07:30 PM (njExo)

33 This unexpected eruption has caused us to reassess the situation and we have determined that you must reduce your carbon output even more to offset this catastrophic disaster.

Posted by: The Experts at August 19, 2024 07:30 PM (vFG9F)

34 >> I bet that lake is freakin cold.

Deep too.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2024 07:32 PM (LkLld)

35 Rick Leventhal retired and moved to CA. He's back on Newsmax. They are going to cover, I hope show, the Convention.

It's live on Utube: https://tinyurl.com/4x9p2upj

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 07:32 PM (yEg6H)

36
Finland National Park looks like a Georgia O'Keefe painting ... if she made the painting about ten minutes after her typical painting.
Posted by: Watching It All Go Down

___________

She's the one that just painted vaginas, right?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2024 07:33 PM (1Nxff)

37 "Are the Dems twerking around a golden calf yet?
Posted by: All Hail Eris"

You enter thru the head of Vaal!

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek at August 19, 2024 07:33 PM (vFG9F)

38 29 Are the Dems twerking around a golden calf yet? - All Hail Eris

I hope it doesn't get worse than that. With the mobile abortion clinic parked nearby, I'm afraid we might be seeing ritual sacrifices to Moloch.

Posted by: Paco at August 19, 2024 07:33 PM (njExo)

39 Platypuses and penguins announce they're teaming up to expand into the Northern hemisphere to achieve hemisphere equity. Inevitable and don't forget, it's for your own good.

Posted by: Penguin Platypus Alliance at August 19, 2024 07:33 PM (CV8a5)

40 The video of the 30 doggehs is heaven.. Pups rule.

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Presidents who shower with daughters at August 19, 2024 07:34 PM (5DfsO)

41 See? Told ya.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at August 19, 2024 07:34 PM (vFG9F)

42 Why are there no chihuahuas in that dog picture? Is that some kind of racist bullshit?

Posted by: huerfano at August 19, 2024 07:34 PM (VGOMa)

43 38 No, if you're a DemoNcrat, you give Vaal head

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Presidents who shower with daughters at August 19, 2024 07:36 PM (5DfsO)

44 The male platypus has hollow spurs on the hind legs that can inject venom, although it's supposedly not lethal to humans.

Posted by: Paco at August 19, 2024 07:37 PM (njExo)

45 >>>Baby deer playing in the puddles while mommy is watching..

Whenever I hear that song, I can't help but think about Malcolm McDowell and his nose dildo routine.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 19, 2024 07:37 PM (klJTj)

46 This unexpected eruption has caused us to reassess the situation and we have determined that you must reduce your carbon output even more to offset this catastrophic disaster.
Posted by: The Experts at August 19, 2024 07:30 PM (vFG9F)


Lucky for you I'm offering a big special on carbon credits this month. My lowest price ever. My accountant says I'm crazy!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 07:37 PM (TcVeV)

47 Kamala Harris says that she will continue to support peace in the Ukraine.

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 07:37 PM (yEg6H)

48 43 Why are there no chihuahuas in that dog picture? Is that some kind of racist bullshit?
Posted by: huerfano at August 19, 2024 07:34 PM (VGOMa)

Someone mentioned Green Card?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2024 07:37 PM (xaFKb)

49 I can swap two indulgences for one carbon credit.

Posted by: Pope Francis at August 19, 2024 07:38 PM (gKWVE)

50 I hope it doesn't get worse than that. With the mobile abortion clinic parked nearby, I'm afraid we might be seeing ritual sacrifices to Moloch.
Posted by: Paco at August 19, 2024 07:33 PM (njExo)
---
That's exactly what's going on in that mobile abattoir, even if they aren't showing it on television.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2024 07:38 PM (BpYfr)

51 Such cringe at the convention so far.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 07:38 PM (ufFY8)

52
I'm afraid we might be seeing ritual sacrifices to Moloch.
Posted by: Paco at August 19, 2024 07:33 PM (njExo)

___________

The brazen arms were working more quickly. They paused no longer. Every time that a child was placed in them the priests of Moloch spread out their hands upon him to burden him with the crimes of the people, vociferating: “They are not men but oxen!” and the multitude round about repeated: “Oxen! oxen!” The devout exclaimed: “Lord! eat!” and the priests of Proserpine, complying through terror with the needs of Carthage, muttered the Eleusinian formula: “Pour out rain! bring forth!”

The victims, when scarcely at the edge of the opening, disappeared like a drop of water on a red-hot plate, and white smoke rose amid the great scarlet colour.

- Gustave Flaubert, Salammbô

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2024 07:39 PM (1Nxff)

53 40 Platypuses and penguins announce they're teaming up to expand into the Northern hemisphere to achieve hemisphere equity. Inevitable and don't forget, it's for your own good.
Posted by: Penguin Platypus Alliance at August 19, 2024 07:33 PM (CV8a5)

Platypus and Penguin Alliance.... PAPA?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2024 07:39 PM (xaFKb)

54 It just seems foolhardy to jump out of a perfectly good airplane.

Indeed.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 19, 2024 07:39 PM (mH6SG)

55 Took me months to go back on my feed fully, after that infamous bat cafe. I kept thinking I had fleas, or worse.

Posted by: Penguin Pete at August 19, 2024 07:39 PM (CV8a5)

56 he male platypus has hollow spurs on the hind legs that can inject venom, although it's supposedly not lethal to humans.
Posted by: Paco at August 19, 2024 07:37 PM (njExo)
-----
You'll just wish it was.

It's supposed to be excruciatingly painful...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2024 07:39 PM (BpYfr)

57 What is with the Haray Caray/Rachel Madcow glasses today? Lt. Gov Injun Jane and now this black chick are wearing them.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 07:40 PM (ufFY8)

58 Have you ever been fortunate enough to be able to watch the Palio di Siena in person?

The race dates back to the 17th century.


_________
2nd place rider and horse win?
John Gielgud was in a dreary BBC feature that shows that race for couple of minutes -Summer's Lease. It was the best thing about that depressing mini series (from 1989).

Posted by: Faux News at August 19, 2024 07:41 PM (nvKZ7)

59 52 Such cringe at the convention so far.

-------
Has Emhoff arrived yet??

Breaking911 @Breaking911
WATCH: Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff practices waving to the crowd ahead of DNC night 1 🤡

https://tinyurl.com/2h6f2dee
17 seconds; WARNING: extreme faggotry ahead alert.

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 07:41 PM (c39uV)

60 What is with the Haray Caray/Rachel Madcow glasses today? Lt. Gov Injun Jane and now this black chick are wearing them.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 07:40 PM (ufFY



Lefties are free thinkers not bound to follow the crowd like sheep, and those glasses are how you can identify them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 07:41 PM (TcVeV)

61 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2024 07:41 PM (1Yy3c)

62 After you've spent 15 minutes or so revisiting the G.O.A.T. of Cafés, you should prepare yourself to go outside later this evening to view the Super Blue Moon that occurring this evening.

Don't miss it!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2024 07:42 PM (a3Q+t)

63 Is Chicagostan burning yet?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 19, 2024 07:42 PM (Ydd86)

64 What is with the Haray Caray/Rachel Madcow glasses today? Lt. Gov Injun Jane and now this black chick are wearing them.

Gravitas. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 19, 2024 07:42 PM (mH6SG)

65 There was an aquatic sloth that lived on the coast of what is now Peru and Chile, but it went extinct when the Panama Isthmus joined North and South America and blocked the ocean currents that fed the kelp forests and areas of shallow water vegetation off the coast.

Thalassocnus natans, it had a lot of the adaptations that mark offshore living critters, including flattened paddle-like limb
bones, and much more dense bones to allow it go sink and graze like a manatee.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 07:42 PM (D7oie)

66 Just turned it on, and haven't seen any white men except Trump, and now an idiot on video who turned away from Trump.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 07:42 PM (ufFY8)

67 Evening.
Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2024 07:41 PM (1Yy3c)


*checks clock*

Damn. Nailed it again. It's uncanny.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Comment Propriety Review Referee at August 19, 2024 07:43 PM (TcVeV)

68 Now a white hispanic.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 07:43 PM (ufFY8)

69 So far, I have Trump /Vance @ 270 without AZ, PA , WI and MI.
Posted by: runner at August 19, 2024 07:18 PM (V13WU)

That's good but how the hell do we get corrupt shithole Nevada.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 07:43 PM (lX8VI)

70 51 That's exactly what's going on in that mobile abattoir, even if they aren't showing it on television. - "Perfesser" Squirrel

You're absolutely right.

Posted by: Paco at August 19, 2024 07:44 PM (njExo)

71 If your ideas are NO TRUMP

You have NO IDEAS

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2024 07:44 PM (gbOdA)

72
Do I have this straight? The sole reason Kamala is the nominee is that she's the Vice President in an administration the policies of which she says she's proud of but had absolutely no responsibility for or even knowledge of them

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2024 07:44 PM (1Nxff)

73 Just turned it on, and haven't seen any white men except Trump, and now an idiot on video who turned away from Trump.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 07:42 PM (ufFY


It's not Jonah Goldberg, is it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 07:44 PM (TcVeV)

74 WATCH: Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff practices waving to the crowd ahead of DNC night 1 🤡

https://tinyurl.com/2h6f2dee
17 seconds; WARNING: extreme faggotry ahead alert.
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 07:41 PM


Not bad; pretty good actually. Could use more fabulousness and glitter, however.

Posted by: Male Dancing Troupe of Kansas City at August 19, 2024 07:44 PM (a3Q+t)

75 "while schools closed and bodies piled up, Donald Trump downplayed the virus"

Lol

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 07:45 PM (ufFY8)

76 Lucky for you I'm offering a big special on carbon credits this month. My lowest price ever. My accountant says I'm crazy!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
-------------------------------

Crazy Cicero's Discount Carbon Offset Emporium.

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 07:45 PM (yEg6H)

77 You're prolly gonna see an appearance by Jabba the Hutt before the night is over.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 19, 2024 07:45 PM (mH6SG)

78 Good evening everyone
Just getting ready to leave job in Delaware, still have to be at other job at 6am

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2024 07:46 PM (Y7ceS)

79 "while schools closed and bodies piled up, Donald Trump downplayed the virus"

Lol



Yeah, I remember when you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting a COVID corpse or two. Darn near tripped over the ones stacked on my porch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 07:46 PM (TcVeV)

80 "Thank you, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris"

*Wild clapping of the seals*

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 07:47 PM (ufFY8)

81 What is with the Haray Caray/Rachel Madcow glasses today? Lt. Gov Injun Jane and now this black chick are wearing them.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 07:40 PM (ufFY


Lefties are free thinkers not bound to follow the crowd like sheep, and those glasses are how you can identify them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 07:41 PM (TcVeV)

In most cases if you closely the lensing don't actually lens.

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2024 07:47 PM (1Yy3c)

82 58 It's supposed to be excruciatingly painful... - Perfesser Squirrel

Interestingly, the first time I ever read about a platypus being venomous was in a Patrick O'Brien novel (Dr. Maturin got extremely ill from getting "stung" by one).

Posted by: Paco at August 19, 2024 07:47 PM (njExo)

83 This guy talking was mayor of Long Beach, an 'immigrant'.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 07:47 PM (ufFY8)

84
The Wah Wah Watching!
The Wah Wah Watching!
The Wah Wah Watching!
The Wah Wah Watching!
The Wah Wah Watching!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2024 07:48 PM (xG4kz)

85 Dog family video AI generated Kamala rally.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 19, 2024 07:48 PM (L5vNm)

86 "We can all remember 2020. We can all remember the horrors of Donald Trump."

Lol

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 07:48 PM (ufFY8)

87 Black guy on video now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 07:49 PM (ufFY8)

88 This is pretty wild. This is the 2nd person I've heard in the last couple days talking about armed Venezuelan gangs that have taken over apartment buildings in Colorado and no officials will do anything about it.

https://tinyurl.com/muc5668s

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2024 07:49 PM (LkLld)

89 >>> 10 Wall Street Silver @WallStreetSilv 3h
Swifties for Trump has the Kamala campaign freaking out

Wall Street Silver @WallStreetSilv 2h
It is real and the Harris campaign is terrified

https://tinyurl.com/4r2e5xyd
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 07:20 PM (c39uV)

Oh please.

Posted by: Stalin's Vote Counters at August 19, 2024 07:49 PM (FnneF)

90 Black guy had the glasses too.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 07:50 PM (ufFY8)

91 Platypuses are a cousin of the penguin, which can be deduced by their billed proboscis, beady eyes, bad teeth, and tendency to hump anything, which is how the whole mess got started in the first place.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at August 19, 2024 07:50 PM (vFG9F)

92 Do I have this straight? The sole reason Kamala is the nominee is that she's the Vice President in an administration the policies of which she says she's proud of but had absolutely no responsibility for or even knowledge of them
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2024 07:44 PM (1Nxff)

Yes. Not sure why this is confusing.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 07:50 PM (WTFYU)

93 Black guy on video now.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 07:49 PM (ufFY


"Life on the Dem plantation isn't so bad. You know your place!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 07:50 PM (TcVeV)

94 Yeah, I remember when you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting a COVID corpse or two. Darn near tripped over the ones stacked on my porch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 07:46 PM (TcVeV)

Latest Data out of England says that young children who are vaccinated are dying at an extremely greater rate, than non vax'd.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2024 07:50 PM (xaFKb)

95 The earrings on Lt. Gov Peggy Flanagan!

I would hate fvck her, maybe.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 19, 2024 07:51 PM (ufFY8)

96 80 You're prolly gonna see an appearance by Jabba the Hutt before the night is over.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 19, 2024 07:45 PM (mH6SG)

Didn’t realize Lizzo was scheduled for tonight.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 07:51 PM (WTFYU)

97 96 Do I have this straight? The sole reason Kamala is the nominee is that she's the Vice President in an administration the policies of which she says she's proud of but had absolutely no responsibility for or even knowledge of them
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2024 07:44 PM (1Nxff)

Yes. Not sure why this is confusing.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 07:50 PM (WTFYU)

While the President who is supposed to be in charge, is mentally incompetent, and thus not making the decisions.

So, just who the hell IS in charge?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2024 07:52 PM (xaFKb)

98 Kamala is inevitable, you guys. They have the enthusiasm and wine moms on their side. NC is theirs, and maybe Florida. Texas is close. /sarc

Posted by: Marcus T at August 19, 2024 07:52 PM (/i32d)

99 Wtf?

A white guy in a wheelchair and a hot chick.
Dude has ALS, and can only grunt.

Sad.

A freak show like.

Yikes.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 07:53 PM (ufFY8)

100 99 The earrings on Lt. Gov Peggy Flanagan!

I would hate fvck her, maybe.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 19, 2024 07:51 PM (ufFY

Just did a DDG search on her. Based on those eyes, she’s likely on the wrong side of the hot/crazy matrix. So a zero, not a one.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 07:53 PM (WTFYU)

101 >>> 82 "while schools closed and bodies piled up, Donald Trump downplayed the virus"
==
Lol


Yeah, I remember when you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting a COVID corpse or two. Darn near tripped over the ones stacked on my porch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 07:46 PM (TcVeV)

That was because you didn't listen to the SMAHHHHHRT people who *told* you, over and over, to wear your masks.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 19, 2024 07:54 PM (FnneF)

102
So, just who the hell IS in charge?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2024 07:52 PM (xaFKb)

__________

Brynleigh, the intern.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2024 07:54 PM (1Nxff)

103 Sandra Abrevaya and her hubby.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 07:54 PM (ufFY8)

104 While the President who is supposed to be in charge, is mentally incompetent, and thus not making the decisions.

So, just who the hell IS in charge?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2024 07:52 PM (xaFKb)

Top.
Men.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 07:54 PM (WTFYU)

105
Dude has ALS, and can only grunt.

__________

Fitter than Joe

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2024 07:55 PM (1Nxff)

106 A white guy in a wheelchair and a hot chick.
Dude has ALS, and can only grunt.

Sad.


*ding ding ding ding ding*

Posted by: Hector Salamanca at August 19, 2024 07:55 PM (TcVeV)

107 I heard a discussion by two paleontologists discussing if the Platapus' venomous spurs were a hold-over from earlier cynodont ancestors, and since the best they could offer was since there are indications of the lower limbs structures that might be interpreted that way, it might be, though the fossils where this is claimed are not the best state of preservation, and the best they were willing to state was "maybe", I sort of lost interest.

Cynodonts are cool, though. So many of them had tusks.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 07:55 PM (D7oie)

108 ... Maybe not call Nevada a shithole?
You just convinced me to sit this one out.
Fuck you.
Goodnight.

Posted by: Reforger at August 19, 2024 07:55 PM (xcIvR)

109 Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
NOW: A Trump supporter is standing outside the DNC asking for donations for “Kamala Harris’s drinking addiction” 🤣💀

Freaking love MAGA 🇺🇸

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 19, 2024 07:55 PM (TGPs7)

110 105 >>> 82 "while schools closed and bodies piled up, Donald Trump downplayed the virus"
==
Lol

Ahem... Most of the bodies piled up under Joe/ Kamala

Posted by: Kamala at August 19, 2024 07:55 PM (IyPmt)

111 *beeeep*

Posted by: Capt. Christopher Pike at August 19, 2024 07:55 PM (TcVeV)

112 hot/crazy matrix. So a zero, not a one.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 07:53 PM (WTFYU)

Well, assuming crazy is not in evidence.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 19, 2024 07:55 PM (ufFY8)

113 armed Venezuelan gangs that have taken over apartment buildings in Colorado and no officials will do anything about it

Just the tip of the iceberg.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 19, 2024 07:56 PM (mH6SG)

114 >>> 114 105 >>> 82 "while schools closed and bodies piled up, Donald Trump downplayed the virus"
==
Lol

Ahem... Most of the bodies piled up under Joe/ Kamala
Posted by: Kamala at August 19, 2024 07:55 PM (IyPmt)

1) If you insist
2) I thought the bodies were generally *above* you?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 19, 2024 07:56 PM (FnneF)

115 The earrings on Lt. Gov Peggy Flanagan!

I would hate fvck her, maybe.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 19, 2024 07:51 PM (ufFY

*Looks up Peggy Flanagan*

Anchorbabe, you're a young man with so much to look forward to. Why would you do that to yourself?

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2024 07:56 PM (1Yy3c)

116 *beeeep*
Posted by: Capt. Christopher Pike at August 19, 2024 07:55 PM (TcVeV)

Ok, you went there.

I was going to say he raps like Raygun break dances.

Now, terrorist adjacent Dick Fucking Durbin.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 07:56 PM (ufFY8)

117 Posted by: Kamala at August 19, 2024 07:55 PM (IyPmt)


OOPs still have my sock

Posted by: It's me donna at August 19, 2024 07:57 PM (IyPmt)

118 >>> 100 80 You're prolly gonna see an appearance by Jabba the Hutt before the night is over.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 19, 2024 07:45 PM (mH6SG)

Didn’t realize Lizzo was scheduled for tonight.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 07:51 PM (WTFYU)

I don't know if it's tonight but *Pritzker* is on the schedule.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 19, 2024 07:57 PM (FnneF)

119 Well, assuming crazy is not in evidence.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 19, 2024 07:55 PM (ufFY

I present to the court: Lt. Governor of Minnesota!!!

*gasps, general chaos in the courtroom, judge has to gavel for order*

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 07:58 PM (WTFYU)

120 Anchorbabe, you're a young man with so much to look forward to. Why would you do that to yourself?
Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2024 07:56 PM (1Yy3c)

Captain Pike's wife is now at the top of my list...

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 19, 2024 07:58 PM (ufFY8)

121 Keep sending them charitable contributions...


African Hub
@AfricanHub_
Shock as government officials launch an empty container, all the valuables that were inside had been stolen by one of the government officials who was also present during the launch...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 19, 2024 07:58 PM (TGPs7)

122 Durbin has the energy of Mitch McConnell.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 08:00 PM (ufFY8)

123 Liars gonna lie. It's what they do best.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 19, 2024 08:01 PM (mH6SG)

124 I don't know if it's tonight but *Pritzker* is on the schedule.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 19, 2024 07:57 PM (FnneF)



He'll arrive down Michigan Avenue above the protestors, tethered by ropes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 08:01 PM (TcVeV)

125 >>> 126 Durbin has the energy of Mitch McConnell.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 08:00 PM (ufFY


















Posted by: Dick Durbin at August 19, 2024 08:01 PM (FnneF)

126 126 Durbin has the energy of Mitch McConnell.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 08:00 PM (ufFY

So you’re saying he completely froze up for 13 seconds?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 08:01 PM (WTFYU)

127 Yeah. Now lets talk Free Trade.

Look - I know - I bring up the awful, cringe shit. But thats why I do. It has to be. Or nothing changes.
Posted by: Watching It All Go Down at August 19, 2024 07:44 PM (WO+8/)


better yet, lets discuss the actual value of a tariff. It is a real world concern, where "free trade" has become an emotional term that has little to no value for actual discussion of economics and real-world needs, and instead is best employed as a wedge issue to shut down discussion in a shower of recriminations and tribalism.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 08:01 PM (D7oie)

128 Two white union thugs.

Now a black woman Buckeye representative, slamming JD Vance.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 08:03 PM (ufFY8)

129 >>The earrings on Lt. Gov Peggy Flanagan!

I would hate fvck her, maybe.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

She's got a nose like an anteater.

Posted by: Aviator at August 19, 2024 08:04 PM (HQ9Sl)

130 Out of the blue today, I remembered when President Trump cancelled Nancy Pelosi's overseas trip because of the government shutdown.

If anyone needs just one reason to vote for him over Kamala, that's a great one!

Posted by: 496 at August 19, 2024 08:04 PM (/yNmj)

131 "while JD Vance and Trump were gathering conspiracy theories from the dark corners of the internet, Kamala and Joe Biden have been providing more access to the internet"

Sure, Joyce.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 08:05 PM (ufFY8)

132 I don't know if it's tonight but *Pritzker* is on the schedule.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 19, 2024 07:57 PM (FnneF)

menu ! that's the word that comes to mind!

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2024 08:06 PM (V13WU)

133 Hey! We were just talking about this!

https://x.com/nicksortor/status/1825677972969267257

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 19, 2024 08:06 PM (Cp1vk)

134 Instead of saying you got drunk last night, you should tell people you got really Kammered.

Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at August 19, 2024 08:06 PM (PZ42z)

135 OMG

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 08:06 PM (ufFY8)

136 Out of the blue today, I remembered when President Trump cancelled Nancy Pelosi's overseas trip because of the government shutdown.

If anyone needs just one reason to vote for him over Kamala, that's a great one!
Posted by: 496

Remember pencil-neck looking bewildered and lost as he exited the bus?
Yeah, CA needs him as a junior senator!

Anyone know how Steve Garvey is doing in CA?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 19, 2024 08:06 PM (uk/3L)

137 This convention has all the energy of a wake.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2024 08:06 PM (LkLld)

138 Maga is weird, go study previous thread. There is going to be a test tomorrow.

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2024 08:07 PM (V13WU)

139 And one of the moderators for the Vance Walz debate openly advocating for and defending Harris.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 08:07 PM (B1dzx)

140 No pandas for a while. Are they all dead? Because, by now they should all be dead. Nice knowing you, Pandas.

Posted by: Orson at August 19, 2024 08:08 PM (dIske)

141 Union presidents on stage.

Plus a giant, Lizzo-like creature.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 08:08 PM (ufFY8)

142 Posted by: MAGA is weird

Hey fool, you might want to check your news channels, I'm sure you'll see that the 'muzzies' have broken through the fences surrounding the DNC lie-fest.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 19, 2024 08:08 PM (uk/3L)

143 In no known universe, or possible alternate universe, is that Peggy Flanagan skank hot or even mildly not-unattractive. I mean really, the nose on that bitch. And she looks like she cackles like Hillary and/or Cumswalla.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 19, 2024 08:08 PM (XMwZJ)

144 one apartment building, supposedly

the county executive better nip that shit in the bud

armed squatters

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 08:09 PM (/7KEl)

145 145 And one of the moderators for the Vance Walz debate openly advocating for and defending Harris.
Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 08:07 PM (B1dzx)

How dare you even suggest impropriety before the debate? This moderator has the HIGHEST ethics! The highest!!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 08:09 PM (WTFYU)

146 The Dem Convention is a study of what an asylum would look like when taken over by the inmates.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 08:10 PM (B1dzx)

147 The AFSCME guy was shouting at me.
Now Lizzo, the Pres. of SEIU, is shouting at me.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 08:10 PM (ufFY8)

148 Is Stacy Abrams shows up, can a sinkhole appear in Chicago?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 08:10 PM (u82oZ)

149 One of their opening speakers was the fat black lady who publicly said ‘ fuck white women’ .

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 08:11 PM (B1dzx)

150 Imagine you can cut your dick off and become a woman.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2024 08:11 PM (LkLld)

151 White guy, LIUNA President

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 08:11 PM (ufFY8)

152 That retard even shits in the cafe threads?

Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2024 08:12 PM (HJ9BW)

153 The Democratic National Carnival continues...

Stu
@thestustustudio
BREAKING: It looks like Anakbayan, the Maoist Filipino youth and student group, has a giant puppet of Kamala Harris, Joe Biden, and Bongbong Marcos as bloody war criminals for the March on the DNC.

https://x.com/thestustustudio/status/1825585542387429559

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 19, 2024 08:12 PM (TGPs7)

154 White guy, IBEW President.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 08:12 PM (ufFY8)

155 Cryptozoologists think there still maybe some small moa still in existence in Fjordland. Seriously remote area so it might be possible.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 08:13 PM (gXGVH)

156 Imagine being thrown of a building for being gay.

Posted by: pawn at August 19, 2024 08:13 PM (QB+5g)

157 Not watching but it doesn't sound like a lot of "joy" at the convention.. A bunch of yelling going on

Posted by: It's me donna at August 19, 2024 08:13 PM (IyPmt)

158 Cryptozoologists think there still maybe some small moa still in existence in Fjordland. Seriously remote area so it might be possible.

There couldn't be moa than a few.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 08:14 PM (TcVeV)

159 One of their opening speakers was the fat black lady who publicly said ‘ fuck white women’ .
Posted by: polynikes

I kinda agree with her, but not for the reason she'd like.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 19, 2024 08:14 PM (Cp1vk)

160 That retard even shits in the cafe threads?
Posted by: steevy

Me thinks you're going to have to be a bit more specific.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 19, 2024 08:14 PM (uk/3L)

161 Weird Retard wouldn’t say that about ‘Allah’ . Because it’s a pussy .

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 08:14 PM (B1dzx)

162 Black guy, CWA President.
Celebrating government handouts.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 08:14 PM (ufFY8)

163 Assburger Boy is spinning around in circles on the floor now, talking gibberish and slapping his cheeks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 08:15 PM (TcVeV)

164 White chick, AFL-CIO President.
Decrying big corporations.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 08:15 PM (ufFY8)

165 Mr. Dunning-Kruger has entered the chat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 08:16 PM (TcVeV)

166 Skydivers, jumping out of a perfectly good airplane. Hmm.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2024 08:16 PM (XeU6L)

167 Posted by: MAGA is weird at August 19, 2024 08:15 PM (0v2+

You’re still a pussy.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 08:16 PM (B1dzx)

168 Black(?) woman, LA mayor.
Talking about children, but not talking about killing them. Yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 08:17 PM (ufFY8)

169 troll keeps getting nuked. Thank you!

Posted by: I'll choose a new nick later at August 19, 2024 08:18 PM (89Sog)

170 Remember pencil-neck looking bewildered and lost as he exited the bus?
Yeah, CA needs him as a junior senator!

Anyone know how Steve Garvey is doing in CA?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 19, 2024 08:06 PM


According to many of the 3 or 4 emails Shifty sends every day, Garvey outraised him last quarter.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2024 08:18 PM (V3JSD)

171 How come Jesus allowed Biden to win?
------

God has a history of bringing godless cultures to an end.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2024 08:18 PM (XeU6L)

172 Anyone know how Steve Garvey is doing in CA?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 19, 2024 08:06 PM (uk/3L)
===

Yeah

Posted by: Sen. Adam Schiff at August 19, 2024 08:19 PM (JvZF+)

173 Now class, you now understand how the Nazis, even though they were repulsive, came to power.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 19, 2024 08:19 PM (gFxR7)

174 So, just who the hell IS in charge?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2024 07:52 PM (xaFKb)

Top.
Men.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric
----------------------------

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdjf4lMmiiI

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 08:19 PM (yEg6H)

175 And how about some Greek gods.

Aphrodite and Diana in the bikini mud Octagon.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 19, 2024 08:20 PM (ufFY8)

176 Musical interlude.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 08:21 PM (ufFY8)

177 While considered by some to be fairy tales, trolls are often found under bridges and in public libraries where they drool on their tiny todgers and play "Hide The Squash" with their fairyland compatriots.

Posted by: Troll Facts at August 19, 2024 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

178 169 White chick, AFL-CIO President.
Decrying big corporations.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 08:15 PM (ufFY
I have never figured out why unions convince membership that their employer hates them and means them harm. If this is true, why the hell does the employer pay them? To my thinking, unions want less work, more money, right? What ever happened to making yourself a valued employee so as to get paid more?

Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2024 08:22 PM (LHPAg)

179 trolls are often found under bridges

Or in the Lower Peninsula.

Posted by: Moron Yooper at August 19, 2024 08:23 PM (ufFY8)

180 Troll is guilty of the worst crime there is.

Being boring.

Posted by: Sen. Adam Schiff at August 19, 2024 08:23 PM (JvZF+)

181 So, is a female platypus called a platypussy?

(Sorry, but you know damned well somebody was going to say it, and I just wanted to get it out of the way).

Posted by: Paco at August 19, 2024 08:24 PM (njExo)

182 Peggy Flanagan again.
She is the Billy Crystal for tonight's festivities, apparently.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 08:24 PM (ufFY8)

183 187 trolls are often found under bridges

Or in the Lower Peninsula.
Posted by: Moron Yooper at August 19, 2024 08:23 PM (ufFY

Ya hey dere!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 08:24 PM (WTFYU)

184 You just joined every Republican from the NYC / DC line. And Nurse.

You live in a shit-hole. Vote with your feet.

Or don't. Why we are here.
Posted by: Watching It All Go Down at August 19, 2024 08:11 PM (WO+8/)

I'm not a Republican and I am not leaving. This is my fukin state.
Clark County is a shithole. Where I live live is as close to heaven on earth as you can get. IMO.

Posted by: Reforger at August 19, 2024 08:24 PM (xcIvR)

185 I think that, all over the country, Democrats have tuned in to the convention and are asking themselves, "What else is on?"

Posted by: Paco at August 19, 2024 08:25 PM (njExo)

186 Black guy, LT. Gov of PA.
Union cheerleading, loving the gubmint handouts to build bridges.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 08:25 PM (ufFY8)

187 Lt.Gov Sara Rodriguez of WI is behind Pike's wife.
Except she is a nurse who supports killing babies, so hard pass now.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 19, 2024 08:28 PM (ufFY8)

188 Ahh, good.

Trollbegone kicked in.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2024 08:30 PM (i24o9)

189 Why is the hot Judge Lina Hidalgo of TX at a convention? Shouldn't she be impartial?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 19, 2024 08:30 PM (ufFY8)

190 Posted by: MAGA is weird at August 19, 2024 08:24 PM (Sz6VW)

Maybe someone can solve this conundrum for our guest here
youtu.be/yJVTFiR39f4

Posted by: gKWVE at August 19, 2024 08:30 PM (gKWVE)

191 The platypus is proof God has a sense of humor and just wanted to mess with Darwin.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 08:31 PM (6+bWn)

192 195

republicanism is hard.
Posted by: Watching It All Go Down at August 19, 2024 08:28 PM (WO+8/)

Do you have an extra Chromosome or something.

Posted by: Reforger at August 19, 2024 08:31 PM (xcIvR)

193 Why is the hot Judge Lina Hidalgo of TX at a convention? Shouldn't she be impartial?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

Apparently her position's title is a misnomer. She's not a judicial judge. Texas is weird.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 08:32 PM (KAi1n)

194
lulz:

No season 2 for the lesbian space witches.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 08:33 PM (6YNWV)

195 I am noticing a pattern here.

Relatively attractive wimmens in high positions if power. I am guessing they hide their batshit crazy ideas behind their beauty, thereby appearing harmless.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 19, 2024 08:33 PM (ufFY8)

196 lulz:

No season 2 for the lesbian space witches.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 08:33 PM (6YNWV)

Suck it, space lesbos.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2024 08:34 PM (i24o9)

197
I did enjoy watching all the reviews of The Acolyte, though.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 08:34 PM (6YNWV)

198 Back up, everybody, I'm jumping over this Cafe!

Posted by: The Quick Brown Fox at August 19, 2024 08:34 PM (oDAGm)

199 You just joined every Republican from the NYC / DC line. And Nurse.

You live in a shit-hole. Vote with your feet.

Or don't. Why we are here.
Posted by: Watching It All Go Down

Oh no! I'm not up to your standards because I refuse to leave my home.

Me has the sadz. I guess I'll go kill myself.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 08:35 PM (jEAK7)

200 I did enjoy watching all the reviews of The Acolyte, though.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 08:34 PM (6YNWV)

Me too.
Lol

Now a Trump scare video.

"He doesn't want freedom. He only wants control!"

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 08:35 PM (ufFY8)

201 No season 2 for the lesbian space witches.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 08:33 PM (6YNWV)


Needed more incest porn anyway.

Posted by: Marion Zimmer Bradley at August 19, 2024 08:36 PM (gKWVE)

202 Oh good grief, a psycho from Michigan.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 08:36 PM (ufFY8)

203 Oh good grief, a psycho from Michigan.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 08:36 PM (ufFY

Isn't that redundant?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2024 08:37 PM (i24o9)

204 Um Fiordland looks more like Calderaville to me.. just sayin but whatawino.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 08:37 PM (7BhDo)

205 "He doesn't want freedom. He only wants control!"
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Ooooo, I love projection. Tell me more about your plans, Kumala.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 19, 2024 08:37 PM (LiTlH)

206 203
lulz:

No season 2 for the lesbian space witches.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 08:33 PM (6YNWV)

Season one was punishment enough.

Posted by: The Quick Brown Fox at August 19, 2024 08:38 PM (oDAGm)

207 Isn't that redundant?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2024 08:37 PM (i24o9)

Just in Detroit Metro, Grand Rapids, and Marquette. Everywhere else is very red.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 08:38 PM (ufFY8)

208 Oh good grief, a psycho from Michigan.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

=====

Need some context. Unabomber? My work colleagues?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 19, 2024 08:38 PM (8AONa)

209 The platypus is what happens when industrial design is left to the interns corporate "cross-functional" teams.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 19, 2024 08:38 PM (/y8xj)

210
Why is the hot Judge Lina Hidalgo of TX at a convention? Shouldn't she be impartial?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

____________

County judge is an administrative job, not a judicial one. She should be imprisoned, not impartial. The Teen Commissar.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2024 08:39 PM (1Nxff)

211 No season 2 for the lesbian space witches.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 08:33 PM (6YNWV)


I can hear Critical Drinker guffawing in the background...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 19, 2024 08:39 PM (/HDaX)

212 Psycho State Senator is interpreting Agenda 2025 to be a plan for a dictatorship.
"MAGA minions"


LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 08:39 PM (ufFY8)

213 {{{nurse ratched}}}

## Therapeutic hug with proper hand placement and quick release.##

"There are only 4 perfect breasts in this world. Be an absolute shame to cut that number in half."

Live long, and prosper, nurse ratched.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

214 Why is the hot Judge Lina Hidalgo of TX at a convention? Shouldn't she be impartial?
--------

She is a 'Judge' in the same vein that Jill is a 'Doctor'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2024 08:40 PM (XeU6L)

215 I-80 is currently CLOSED near Emigrant Gap in Clownifornia as an Electric Semi truck has caught fire, and is putting out such toxic fumes as the batteries burn, that they had to close both sides of the Freeway.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2024 08:40 PM (xaFKb)

216 Mallory McMorrow

I think I see the problem.

Posted by: Weird first names at August 19, 2024 08:41 PM (ufFY8)

217 Our first Laphonza!

From CA, but born in MS.

Posted by: Weird first names at August 19, 2024 08:42 PM (ufFY8)

218 Psycho State Senator is interpreting Agenda 2025 to be a plan for a dictatorship.
"MAGA minions"


LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Hahahaha!

*pthwwwt*

Posted by: MAGA Kevin at August 19, 2024 08:42 PM (hCzfy)

219 Need some context. Unabomber? My work colleagues?
------

Mayor?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2024 08:42 PM (XeU6L)

220 Damn. The commie sicko pervert is really struggling to earn its Soros bucks tonight.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 19, 2024 08:42 PM (mH6SG)

221 Romeo13

Firefighters For Electric Batteries
or
Jews for Palestine

Pick one, please.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 08:42 PM (u82oZ)

222 Hey, All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 08:44 PM (v6JzV)

223 Damn. The commie sicko pervert is perverts are really struggling to earn their Soros bucks tonight.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Edited

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2024 08:44 PM (XeU6L)

224 Notorious BFD

Ya gots to be more specific.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 08:44 PM (u82oZ)

225 Hey, NaCly Dog!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 08:45 PM (v6JzV)

226 @198 anchorbabe, areas in Texas call the county executive the county judge. Hidalgo is the county executive of Harris county (Houston)

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 08:46 PM (gXGVH)

227 Atención estúpido café jajaja pendejos

https://tinyurl.com/3y2y924d

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 08:46 PM (7BhDo)

228 198 Why is the hot Judge Lina Hidalgo of TX at a convention? Shouldn't she be impartial?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop


Is she a Democrat,? Because then it is OK!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 19, 2024 08:46 PM (hOUT3)

229 Bulgaroctonus

How are you doing deep behind the enemy lines as a "stay-behind agent"?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 08:47 PM (u82oZ)

230 Okay, now I see that there is more than one miscreant here this evening. A pox on all of 'em.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 19, 2024 08:47 PM (mH6SG)

231 Psycho State Senator is interpreting Agenda 2025 to be a plan for a dictatorship.

IMO, Heritage screwed up by making it a 900 page document thereby guaranteeing that no one will actually read it but only read what other people say about it.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 19, 2024 08:47 PM (/y8xj)

232 So Trump reposted a meme on the Twats that had Taylor Swift "endorsing" him and now the idiot left thinks that Trump thinks it's real.

The man is a world famous Twatter troll. He knows the ins and outs of Twatter. He knows it's a fuckin' meme. It's obviously meant to be tongue in cheek.

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2024 08:47 PM (X6qmc)

233 Oddbob

These days I want the executive summary of the top 3 points. On half a sheet of paper in 56 pt font.

Good enough for Churchill, good enough for me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 08:49 PM (u82oZ)

234 I may have a court case in truckee, next monday (speeding....) They better put that shit out before that.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 08:49 PM (KAi1n)

235 241 So Trump reposted a meme on the Twats that had Taylor Swift "endorsing" him and now the idiot left thinks that Trump thinks it's real.

The man is a world famous Twatter troll. He knows the ins and outs of Twatter. He knows it's a fuckin' meme. It's obviously meant to be tongue in cheek.
Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2024 08:47 PM (X6qmc)

Yeah, because if Taylor Swift is supporting Trump, then I'd have to rethink my support... of Trump...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2024 08:50 PM (xaFKb)

236 I thought platypuses or platipii were venomous.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 19, 2024 07:21 PM (FfSAJ)
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It's the male platypus that has the poison spurs.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 19, 2024 08:50 PM (VdhcA)

237 238 Salty, I’m taking notes on everybody.

So, in September 1964, you were…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 08:50 PM (v6JzV)

238 150 The Dem Convention is a study of what an asylum would look like when taken over by the inmates.

Posted by: polynikes
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Yea, a damn freak show, it is.

Posted by: Arkham Asylum at August 19, 2024 08:51 PM (sAmhv)

239 @198 anchorbabe, areas in Texas call the county executive the county judge. Hidalgo is the county executive of Harris county (Houston)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 08:46 PM (gXGVH)

Only other state that does this is Missouri.

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2024 08:51 PM (X6qmc)

240 Romeo13

It would absolutely kill the dreams of every Karen if Taylor Swift went MAGA, and signed up people at concerts for the Republican Party.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 08:52 PM (u82oZ)

241 Just saw a kid wave a sign while Jason Isbell is singing.

Looks like they missed one.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 08:52 PM (ufFY8)

242 248 150 The Dem Convention is a study of what an asylum would look like when taken over by the inmates.

Posted by: polynikes
.........................................
Yea, a damn freak show, it is.
Posted by: Arkham Asylum at August 19, 2024 08:51 PM (sAmhv)

Female Penguin showed up yet?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2024 08:52 PM (xaFKb)

243 Robert

Did your female gastroenterologist pat your hand and tell you you had a beautiful colon? Cause mine did the first time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 08:53 PM (u82oZ)

244 Raimondo!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 08:53 PM (ufFY8)

245 Re-chargeable 18 wheelers.

What could go wrong? Jeeze louise

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2024 08:53 PM (ttNwz)

246 Election years . . .

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 19, 2024 08:53 PM (8AONa)

247 anchorbabe, areas in Texas call the county executive the county judge. Hidalgo is the county executive of Harris county (Houston)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 08:46 PM (gXGVH)

Only other state that does this is Missouri.
Posted by: Robert
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I recall a California (?) Administrative judge being touted as deserving special attention. Few fears ago.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2024 08:54 PM (XeU6L)

248 256 Re-chargeable 18 wheelers.

What could go wrong? Jeeze louise
Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2024 08:53 PM (ttNwz)

Loaded with 150 mile range... and going over a mountain pass? which really depletes your electric charge quickly?

Whose bright idea was that...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2024 08:54 PM (xaFKb)

249 Pretty funny how the libtards don't get when PDT is joking.

So many scowling scoldy harridans.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 08:54 PM (ufFY8)

250 Palestinians feel the same way.

The dirtt is not magic
Posted by: Watching It All Fall Down

Um. So now I'm a terrorist goat fucker because I won't move out of Seattle? Jeepers dude.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 08:54 PM (UA28n)

251 Or don't. Why we are here.
Posted by: Watching It All Go Down at August 19, 2024 08:11 PM (WO+8/)


Hey, Going Down While Others Watch, is running away the only solution you can offer?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 08:55 PM (D7oie)

252 So Trump reposted a meme on the Twats that had Taylor Swift "endorsing" him and now the idiot left thinks that Trump thinks it's real.

The breakup song will be epic.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 19, 2024 08:55 PM (/y8xj)

253 Um. So now I'm a terrorist goat fucker because I won't move out of Seattle? Jeepers dude.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 08:54 PM (UA28n


Yikes I must have missed something... I live in CA. I guess I'm one of those too

Posted by: It's me donna at August 19, 2024 08:55 PM (IyPmt)

254 Did your female gastroenterologist pat your hand and tell you you had a beautiful colon? Cause mine did the first time.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 08:53 PM (u82oZ)

It was a fat guy and man if he did that I'd be running out of there with wire still dangling out of my ass.

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2024 08:56 PM (X6qmc)

255 Home finally, and it's raining

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2024 08:57 PM (fwDg9)

256 Loaded with 150 mile range... and going over a mountain pass? which really depletes your electric charge quickly?

Whose bright idea was that...

Posted by: Romeo1

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CARB's, I assume. They're the experts on everything.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 19, 2024 08:57 PM (8AONa)

257 Wut?

Kamala's mom cured breast cancer?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 08:57 PM (ufFY8)

258 Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 08:54 PM (UA28n)

Ignore that person. He's wasting electrons trying to be mr. perfect.

Posted by: I'll choose a new nick later at August 19, 2024 08:57 PM (89Sog)

259 "Hard work oughtta pay off." - shit this Raimondo woman said.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 08:58 PM (ufFY8)

260 The breakup song will be epic.
Posted by: Oddbob

I just don't write 'em like that anymore.

Posted by: Greg Kihn at August 19, 2024 08:58 PM (KAi1n)

261 Robert

LOL.

Glad you are back to the land of the fed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 08:59 PM (u82oZ)

262 Many thanks to those who prayed for J today. Just heard she has no broken bones and was sent home in the care of her daughter. Amazing for a lady her age to have a bad fall onto concrete and not break anything!

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 19, 2024 09:00 PM (iZbyp)

263 nice !

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2024 09:00 PM (V13WU)

264 Posted by: screaming in digital at August 19, 2024 09:00 PM (iZbyp)

Good news

Posted by: It's me donna at August 19, 2024 09:01 PM (IyPmt)

265 The earrings on Lt. Gov Peggy Flanagan!

I would hate fvck her, maybe.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 19, 2024 07:51 PM (ufFY

The Ur-Karen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 09:01 PM (+jGmf)

266 You are hypocritical in the idea that government should come and enforce its will on your neighbors.

You are not a republican. You are a Republican.
Posted by: Watching It All Fall Down
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Sorry, that's bullshit. Those who choose to stand and fight are not hypocrites. Packing up and running is not a noble thing to do.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2024 09:01 PM (XeU6L)

267
In papers filed with a federal court last week, Special Counsel David Weiss informed the judge he will explain how Hunter Biden collected $1 million in cash from a wealthy Romanian businessman, Gabriel Popoviciu, who wanted U.S. officials to strong-arm Romanian regulators into dropping a criminal probe.
“[T]he government will introduce the evidence described above, including that [Hunter Biden] and Business Associate 1 received compensation from a foreign principal who was attempting to influence U.S. policy and public opinion and cause the United States to investigate the Romanian investigation of G.P in Romania,” Mr. Weiss wrote.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 19, 2024 09:02 PM (GITLP)

268 Hochul.
Ugh.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 09:02 PM (ufFY8)

269 The dirtt is not magic
Posted by: Watching It All Fall Down

But the weather and Proposition 13 are.

Posted by: Greg Kihn at August 19, 2024 09:02 PM (KAi1n)

270 We got a Political Purity troll and a retarded howler monkey troll on the Cafe thread.

Election season sure brings them out.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 19, 2024 09:02 PM (sAmhv)

271 Glad you are back to the land of the fed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 08:59 PM (u82oZ)

Thank you, my good man!

Man, the fasting was the worst part. I'm a guy that likes to eat!

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2024 09:02 PM (X6qmc)

272 It's the male platypus that has the poison spurs.

Put that in bad-Latin, and some squadron will have it embroidered on their crest, I guarantee it.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 19, 2024 09:03 PM (zdLoL)

273 I will be thankful for the moderators for the next few months.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 19, 2024 09:03 PM (DA7fF)

274
Someone asking why Maddow is wearing orthopedic glasses?

It's the thing now. Cf. Claudine Gay.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 19, 2024 09:04 PM (I87yH)

275 We got a Political Purity troll and a retarded howler monkey troll on the Cafe thread.

Election season sure brings them out.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 19, 2024 09:02 PM (sAmhv)

Your words offend us!

Posted by: Retarded Howler Monkeys Local 42 at August 19, 2024 09:04 PM (ufFY8)

276 Hochul is a nasty cvnt.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 09:05 PM (ufFY8)

277
In papers filed with a federal court last week, Special Counsel David Weiss informed the judge he will explain how Hunter Biden collected $1 million in cash from a wealthy Romanian businessman, Gabriel Popoviciu, who wanted U.S. officials to strong-arm Romanian regulators into dropping a criminal probe.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy

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Is that mf going to be prosecuted?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 19, 2024 09:05 PM (I87yH)

278 Retarded Howler Monkeys Local 42

Teachers Union, I expect?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 09:06 PM (u82oZ)

279 Um. So now I'm a terrorist goat fucker because I won't move out of Seattle?
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 08:54 PM


They don't confine themselves to just goats.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: The Moroccan Donkey at August 19, 2024 09:07 PM (a3Q+t)

280 Sorry, that's bullshit. Those who choose to stand and fight are not hypocrites. Packing up and running is not a noble thing to do.

Said by every Puritan ... Quaker ... and Baptist.

Look - when you're opinion is outnumbered 3 to 1 ? And its not math ?

Time to vote with your feet. Or be the annoying evangelist.

Posted by: Not The Silent Majority at August 19, 2024 09:07 PM (KODNA)

281
Posted by: MAGA is weird at August 19, 2024 09:02 PM (6j/Hl)

You are truly sick.
If this is a sock. Please stop.

Posted by: Reforger at August 19, 2024 09:07 PM (xcIvR)

282
omg. Just stumbled across this when I went to look up text boxes...

"Note: Equitable Language: We are replacing non-inclusive language from InDesign 2022 (version 17.0) onwards, to reflect core Adobe values of inclusivity. Any reference to Master page is replaced by Parent page in our Help articles for the English, Danish, Hungarian, Spanish, Italian, Brazilian, Portuguese, and Japanese locales."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 19, 2024 09:07 PM (T3es0)

283 Government spending isn't usually "investment".

Oh, she just advocated for murdering children.

Yup.
Nasty.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 09:08 PM (ufFY8)

284 It would absolutely kill the dreams of every Karen if Taylor Swift went MAGA, and signed up people at concerts for the Republican Party.

When pigs fly.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 19, 2024 09:08 PM (mH6SG)

285 one apartment building, supposedly

the county executive better nip that shit in the bud

armed squatters
Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 08:09 PM (/7KEl)

Howitzers FTW.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 09:08 PM (+jGmf)

286 @281 the mods are on it

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2024 09:08 PM (V13WU)

287 Not The Silent Majority

One American individual, standing their ground against evil , is the quintessential good guy. Defending civilization.

Are you French or Italian, by chance.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 09:08 PM (u82oZ)

288 Ignore that person. He's wasting electrons trying to be mr. perfect.
Posted by: I'll choose a new nick later at August 19, 2024 08:57 PM (89Sog)


He should stop calling himself "Going Down" like he was a hooking up at the gay bar.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 09:10 PM (D7oie)

289 Oh, geez, the cocksucking drunk is on stage now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 09:11 PM (ufFY8)

290 Stan is definitely in the house tonight.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 19, 2024 09:11 PM (mH6SG)

291 You are hypocritical in the idea that government should come and enforce its will on your neighbors.

You are not a republican. You are a Republican.
Posted by: Watching It All Fall Down

Scoggy got the boot again and I missed this comment earlier but I need to say this is one of the stupidest fucking things that I've seen posted here and I've seen tons of stupid shit. No, seriously, it takes the cake.

If my neighbors have designs on my property and plan to steal from me you bet your sweet fucking ass I expect the state to enforce its will (and mine) on them. If someone steals my shit I expect the state to enforce its will (the law) in order that I might get back what's rightfully mine. That isn't hypocritical, that's the entire purpose of the state.

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2024 09:11 PM (X6qmc)

292 Government spending isn't usually "investment".

Never is. Granted - corporate spending isn't a pure quest to generate "value" either. They lied to us about that shit in econ class.

But if you don't trust Big Corp ? Why trust the biggest corp of all ? Big Gub ?

Posted by: Not The Silent Majority at August 19, 2024 09:11 PM (KODNA)

293 Lefties are free thinkers not bound to follow the crowd like sheep, and those glasses are how you can identify them.

Yeah. Now lets talk Free Trade.

Look - I know - I bring up the awful, cringe shit. But thats why I do. It has to be. Or nothing changes.
Posted by: Watching It All Go Down at August 19, 2024 07:44 PM (WO+8/)

Sorry dude. I just checked and my phone had the "Allow Free Trade" setting OFF.

Free Trade should be working well now. Restart your trade networks.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 09:12 PM (n7h9X)

294 Wow...Kamala sounds horrible.

Walz and Mr. Kamala looked disturbed for some reason.

This is going to be quite the train-wreck. All week long.

Posted by: lizabth at August 19, 2024 09:13 PM (Jfw7U)

295 I thought we went over this a couple of days ago.
Once you take the dollies off your house trailer, it's taxable as real property and you can get a home mortgage rate.

Political strategies that rely on keeping the trailer hitch on are therefore uneconomical except for short-term renters. Mental patients who spend their life on the run need to be reminded.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 19, 2024 09:13 PM (zdLoL)

296 Have a great evening everyone
Good night

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2024 09:13 PM (fwDg9)

297 The clapping seals are amazing.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 09:13 PM (ufFY8)

298 I'm going to guess mr purity and the retarded howler monkey are one and the same.

Posted by: I'll choose a new nick later at August 19, 2024 09:14 PM (89Sog)

299 Oh, geez, the cocksucking drunk is on stage now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 09:11 PM (ufFY

You're going to have to be a bit more specific.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2024 09:14 PM (i24o9)

300 Time to vote with your feet. Or be the annoying evangelist.
Posted by: Not The Silent Majority
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The Brits should have run from Roarke's Drift. Henry V was a damn fool at Agincourt. The 101st behaved like fools at Bastogne.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2024 09:15 PM (XeU6L)

301 Dr. Simon Goddek @goddeketal 2h
81 Million votes. 😂

https://tinyurl.com/murdc69d
Not very crowded even taking into account it might be from, say, 3 hours ago.

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 09:15 PM (c39uV)

302 Tony Goldwyn?

Is he a Joo?

One of if THOSE Goldwyns?
They said he is a director, so...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 09:16 PM (ufFY8)

303 One American individual, standing their ground against evil , is the quintessential good guy. Defending civilization.

You just reverse engineered why the pink haired AWFL feels good about standing in traffic.

Seriously:

Posted by: Not The Silent Majority at August 19, 2024 09:16 PM (KODNA)

304 I don’t think I have ever seen a baby platypus!

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 09:16 PM (pZEOD)

305 Good heavens, did Kamalol get yanked from the stage, that was a short stint

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 09:16 PM (D7oie)

306 Um. So now I'm a terrorist goat fucker because I won't move out of Seattle? Jeepers dude.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 08:54 PM (UA28n)

Eh, it's Scogg Dog. Permanent brain cramp. And I am trying to be nice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 09:16 PM (+jGmf)

307 Good heavens, did Kamalol get yanked from the stage, that was a short stint
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 09:16 PM (D7oie)

Yeah, that was weird.
It was essentially a Two Minutes Hate.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 09:17 PM (ufFY8)

308 Not The Silent Majority

Oppositional syndrome got you down? I find you jejune and your thinking insipid.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 09:18 PM (u82oZ)

309 Oh, geez, the cocksucking drunk is on stage now.
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You'll have to be more specific.

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 09:18 PM (c39uV)

310 Desecrating Alan Parsons...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 09:18 PM (ufFY8)

311 Racist troll self reveals.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 19, 2024 09:18 PM (sAmhv)

312 She was lit up like Keith Moon. Keep her away from the pool!

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 09:18 PM (D7oie)

313 I picked the wrong timeline to quit smoking.

Posted by: Reforger at August 19, 2024 09:18 PM (xcIvR)

314 Reforger

I need to quit sniffing glue.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 09:20 PM (u82oZ)

315 Steve Kerr, you are a dummy.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 09:21 PM (ufFY8)

316 Did your female gastroenterologist pat your hand and tell you you had a beautiful colon? Cause mine did the first time.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 08:53 PM


You realize she says that to every 1110, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2024 09:21 PM (a3Q+t)

317 If one American ... right ... is virtuous in spite of all feedback by all their peers ?

The I'm virtuous !!!! And I am not. So the "one good man" argument is bullshit. Who here really see themselves as that guy ?

Posted by: Not The Silent Majority at August 19, 2024 09:22 PM (KODNA)

318 308 They don’t do much, you know.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 09:22 PM (v6JzV)

319 Duncanthrax

Only the Men 1110s.

And the 1120s? What happens then?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 09:22 PM (u82oZ)

320 You realize she says that to every 1110, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2024 09:21 PM (a3Q+t)

Better than having a half-assed semi-colon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 09:22 PM (+jGmf)

321 Yeah, I remember when you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting a COVID corpse or two. Darn near tripped over the ones stacked on my porch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 07:46 PM (TcVeV)

Latest Data out of England says that young children who are vaccinated are dying at an extremely greater rate, than non vax'd.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2024 07:50 PM (xaFKb)

that might be the immigrants slashing them up, though.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 09:23 PM (n7h9X)

322 Not The Silent Majority

Read some history, coward.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

323 Steve Kerr really knows how to bore a crowd.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 09:25 PM (ufFY8)

324 308 I don’t think I have ever seen a baby platypus!
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 09:16 PM (pZEOD)

I've never seen an adult platypus. Not live and in person, anyway. Or live and in marsupiul- wait, not marsupial, (away we go to Duck Duck Go....) monotreme. I've only seen pictures and film, and an especially entertaining cartoon version that sometimes wears a hat.

Posted by: The Quick Brown Fox at August 19, 2024 09:25 PM (oDAGm)

325 Steve Kerr, you are a dummy.

Some things just don't change.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 19, 2024 09:25 PM (mH6SG)

326 Another scare video.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 09:25 PM (ufFY8)

327 Not The Silent Majority

Read some history, coward.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

I was going to recommend that he quit huffing spray paint. He can do that after he does some reading.

Posted by: I'll choose a new nick later at August 19, 2024 09:25 PM (89Sog)

328 Romeo13

the COVID-19 Wuhan vaccine was the kill shot for Humanity from the Deep State. Look at Singapore fertility stats.

It is a Crime Against Humanity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 09:25 PM (u82oZ)

329 Loops, forgot to change out of my sock.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 19, 2024 09:26 PM (oDAGm)

330 Steve Kerr? Yawn. Don’t they have any dynamic speakers?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 19, 2024 09:26 PM (YiKO5)

331 that might be the non-vaxxed immigrants slashing them up, though.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 09:23 PM (n7h9X)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 19, 2024 09:26 PM (hOUT3)

332 I'll choose a new nick later

Well, lung issues like glitter in every bronchial tube would please Darwin.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 09:26 PM (u82oZ)

333 Union night.
UAW President up.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 09:26 PM (ufFY8)

334 crap

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 19, 2024 09:27 PM (hOUT3)

335 Read some history, coward.

Read it all. Full of fuckers, cock-sure, that they were "right".

No different than now. We won't be "free" until a dude in a dress can take a piss and gaze a boy.

They talk in the same ways you do. Just as knee-jerk. Just as sure.

Posted by: Not The Silent Majority at August 19, 2024 09:27 PM (KODNA)

336 42 Why are there no chihuahuas in that dog picture? Is that some kind of racist bullshit?

Posted by: huerfano at August 19, 2024 07:34 PM (VGOMa)
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Agreed it's racyss, I don't see Pomeranians represented either.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, una persona famosa #02 at August 19, 2024 09:27 PM (qfLjt)

337 Kerr imagines himself as a black man trapped in a lily white body.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 19, 2024 09:28 PM (mH6SG)

338 And the 1120s? What happens then?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 09:22 PM


"Perfect *sshole!" ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2024 09:28 PM (a3Q+t)

339 Note: The Harris campaign required COVID boosters. So self-selected eradication of DEM supporters.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 09:28 PM (u82oZ)

340 Why does autocucumber change "oops" to "loops?" That's really fruity.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 19, 2024 09:28 PM (oDAGm)

341
So if you think about it, the DNC convention is a Two Minutes Of Hate that lasts four days

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 09:28 PM (/7KEl)

342 Duncanthrax

LOL. Point to 1120s.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 09:29 PM (u82oZ)

343 336 42 Why are there no chihuahuas in that dog picture? Is that some kind of racist bullshit?

Posted by: huerfano at August 19, 2024 07:34 PM (VGOMa)
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Agreed it's racyss, I don't see Pomeranians represented either.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, una persona famosa #02 at August 19, 2024 09:27 PM (qfLjt)


No French Bulldogs, mon Dieu!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 19, 2024 09:29 PM (hOUT3)

344 Not The Silent Majority

Liar. You don't even comprehend the mechanisms.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 09:30 PM (u82oZ)

345 Commisar Hrothgar

Are you OK, my brother?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 09:31 PM (u82oZ)

346 Kerr imagines himself as a black man trapped in a lily white body.

He's a different cat. His dad was a terrorist victim. Steve is one of those cats that chose to internalize and embrace it.

And Jordan punched his ass in the mouth once.

Posted by: Not The Silent Majority at August 19, 2024 09:31 PM (KODNA)

347 UAW lamenting auto plant closings.

Hmmm....why?

Exorbitant wages and bennies, perhaps?

Cozying up to Chynah?

Hmmm....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 09:31 PM (ufFY8)

348 Well this has been interesting. Time to walk the pooch. Maybe ONT will be less infested.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 19, 2024 09:32 PM (8AONa)

349 NaCly my good man, I am fit as a Stradivarius!
How do you be?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 19, 2024 09:32 PM (hOUT3)

350 Oh, geez, the cocksucking drunk is on stage now.
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You'll have to be more specific.

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 09:18 PM (c39uV)

I lol'd. Thanks.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 19, 2024 09:32 PM (dgqS0)

351 I don't hear this much, but not being s liberal Dem I can't be THAT smart (lol) that only me thinks this: the tipping point for society came when The Wheels decided power came from abstract things like control of money and information (computers) instead of concrete things like high goods production and large armies. They decided they didn't have much use for people any more, in fact the less the better for them. Synergistic with God vs Stan, but many things rhyme with that.

Posted by: azjaeger at August 19, 2024 09:33 PM (3/XaG)

352 339 Note: The Harris campaign required COVID boosters. So self-selected eradication of DEM supporters.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 09:28 PM (u82oZ)


So, the Universe does have a sense of humor...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 19, 2024 09:33 PM (hOUT3)

353 "Corporate greed is alive and well in the auto industry"

He actually said Big Three.

Ummm, newsflash: there are only two left.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 09:33 PM (ufFY8)

354 I abide.

Going to turn in to be ready for work.

Have a great evening, everyone. May your path be serene.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 09:34 PM (u82oZ)

355 Liar. You don't even comprehend the mechanisms.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 09:30 PM (u82oZ)[/]

Arkansas Baptists feel the same way. And just as strong.

This is the problem with republicanism. Mississippi can't stand that awful shit in NYC. And vice versus.

Posted by: Not The Silent Majority at August 19, 2024 09:34 PM (KODNA)

356 Fun fact: When the platypus was officially described scientifically, it was given the generic name Platypus, which, unbeknownst to the namer, had already been bestowed on a genus of beetle. So the generic name of the platypus was changed to Ornithorhynchus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 09:35 PM (v6JzV)

357 How ironic that I really pulled for Kerr when he played for the Cavs. He's now a Donk puppet and I have no use for him.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 19, 2024 09:35 PM (mH6SG)

358 I lol'd. Thanks.
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Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 09:35 PM (c39uV)

359 74
https://tinyurl.com/2h6f2dee
17 seconds; WARNING: extreme faggotry ahead alert.

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 07:41 PM (c39uV)
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You're supposed to put the warning BEFORE the link, my fingers can't read and automagically click a link faster than the 29 yearold brain processes information. 'faggotry' was too mild.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, una persona famosa #03 at August 19, 2024 09:36 PM (qfLjt)

360

Just put your Friedman quote here.

Where are all those angels ?

Posted by: Not The Silent Majority at August 19, 2024 09:36 PM (KODNA)

361 UAW guy is wearing a "Trump is a scab" shirt. LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 09:36 PM (ufFY8)

362 AOC!

Show us yer tits!!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 19, 2024 09:37 PM (ufFY8)

363 Kamala moved so fast at co-opting Biden's electoral votes that Obama did not have time to put his minion's plan in place. Now, Nancy is at the head of the politburo table.

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 09:37 PM (yEg6H)

364 C'mon Donkey Chompers, flash them jugs.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 19, 2024 09:38 PM (ufFY8)

365 Anyone else think that retardo and weird guy might be taking turns smoking each other cock at some joint just outside the wire in Shitcago and getting their fellow pole smokers in here?

Posted by: Reforger at August 19, 2024 09:38 PM (xcIvR)

366 C'mon Donkey Chompers, flash them jugs.

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 19, 2024 09:39 PM (mH6SG)

367 taking turns smoking each other cock at

Yes. Duh.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 19, 2024 09:39 PM (ufFY8)

368 There it is.

Tits just called for a cease fire in Gaza.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 19, 2024 09:40 PM (ufFY8)

369 79
Darn near tripped over the ones stacked on my porch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 07:46 PM (TcVeV)
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Why? Did you miss the cart or did you get better?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i morti sono nel carro #04 at August 19, 2024 09:40 PM (qfLjt)

370 She is going full commie now.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 19, 2024 09:41 PM (ufFY8)

371 Calm down, Anchorbabe. She can’t compete with Big Tit Donna or Nice Bod Brooke.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 09:41 PM (v6JzV)

372 284 It would absolutely kill the dreams of every Karen if Taylor Swift went MAGA, and signed up people at concerts for the Republican Party.

When pigs fly.

Will never, never happen. Swift LOVES money and fame. She has a certain knack and when dolled up is pleasant looking by entertainment standards, but in no way does she have the ability to continue being what she is without the hype of the industry and the media, which is controlled by the Oppo who would immediately deplatform her if she did such a thing

Posted by: azjaeger at August 19, 2024 09:41 PM (3/XaG)

373 Fiordland National Park Caldera looks like a jizzed va jay jay

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 09:41 PM (7BhDo)

374 She should go back to bartending.

And, did she just admit she eas not working for a living?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 19, 2024 09:42 PM (ufFY8)

375 She is going full commie now.

As expected. It's what this shit show is all about.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 19, 2024 09:42 PM (mH6SG)

376 If Antifa and BLM had a Convention it would look a lot like the Dem Convention .

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 09:42 PM (B1dzx)

377 Just put your Friedman quote here.

Where are all those angels ?


Insty has posted the Phil Donohue/Milton Friedman interview. And I realized that all day long when people were talking about Phil Donohue, I was mixing him up with Mike Douglas.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 19, 2024 09:42 PM (/y8xj)

378 Posted by: azjaeger at August 19, 2024 09:41 PM (3/XaG)

She’s also going out with a woke guy.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 09:43 PM (B1dzx)

379 Cease fire?!? What ever happened to surrendering? If those murderous camel humpers are tired of getting their asses kicked, they can always surrender.

Posted by: Wally at August 19, 2024 09:44 PM (9Uj9K)

380 Calm down, Anchorbabe. She can’t compete with Big Tit Donna or Nice Bod Brooke.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 09:41 PM (v6JzV)

No. She cannot.

HOWEVER, Awesome Audra (on Young and the Restless) is making a move for the top spot. She has been wearing a tight green dress with her girls nearly popping out. Even Mts. anchorbabe said, "Wow she has big boobs."

And a big juicy booty.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 19, 2024 09:44 PM (ufFY8)

381 348 Well this has been interesting. Time to walk the pooch. Maybe ONT will be less infested.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 19, 2024 09:32 PM (8AONa)
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Too late. I'm awake now.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i morti sono nel carro #05 at August 19, 2024 09:45 PM (qfLjt)

382 Read the polls, Jack! 92 percent of Democrats want me to run again!

Here are a couple of Joetato clips that will be evergreen

https://tinyurl.com/yhwcsj7c

https://tinyurl.com/yc54n7y6

Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2024 09:45 PM (aBgBM)

383 Tits just called for a cease fire in Gaza.

Go over there. They tell you ... outside Gaza ... do not take a cab. Or jump when the buzzer goes off.

Yet - young Jews did a festival - and the borders were open - on October 6.

MS-13 might do the same shit here.

Posted by: Not The Silent Majority at August 19, 2024 09:45 PM (KODNA)

384 I've been working out and doing a few other things. Is this thread filled with trolls , socks and weirdos or have I missed a special occasion?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 09:47 PM (gXGVH)

385 Taylor Swift has a repulsive figure. but that's just me. I grew up looking at Vargas playing cards so it's in my make up.

Sesame Street was the first onslaught on Dick and Jane. or hadn't you learned people noticed. Big Bird was and inside reference to BBC. and the lefties laughed and laughed and laughed. Your blonde blue eyed daughters are twerking for them now . Hello!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 09:47 PM (7BhDo)

386 Audra:
Zuleyka Silver

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 19, 2024 09:47 PM (ufFY8)

387 Phil Hartman/Phil Donahue SNL

https://tinyurl.com/mrxhz4za

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 09:47 PM (/7KEl)

388 Is this thread filled with trolls , socks and weirdos or have I missed a special occasion?

All of the above.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 19, 2024 09:48 PM (mH6SG)

389 Some dem speaking at the convention had a last name of Magaziner. How unfair!

It has both MAGA and magazine (or clip per the dems) in it. That would be a great name for an American First type of person.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 19, 2024 09:49 PM (NMT5x)

390 I've been working out and doing a few other things. Is this thread filled with trolls , socks and weirdos or have I missed a special occasion?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 09:47 PM


Check out the link in #16. It was a simpler, better time.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2024 09:49 PM (a3Q+t)

391 "Taylor Swift has a repulsive figure. but that's just me. I grew up looking at Vargas playing cards so it's in my make up."

It's not just you. She is repulsive. That caked on makeup can't hide it.

Posted by: I'll choose a new nick later at August 19, 2024 09:49 PM (89Sog)

392 I've been working out and doing a few other things. Is this thread filled with trolls , socks and weirdos or have I missed a special occasion?
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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We've been over-indulging them. It's entertaining, but a bad habit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2024 09:50 PM (XeU6L)

393 Maybe not call Nevada a shithole?
You just convinced me to sit this one out.
Fuck you.
Goodnight.

Posted by: Reforger at August 19, 2024 07:55 PM (xcIvR)

LOL?

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 09:50 PM (lX8VI)

394 Is this thread filled with trolls , socks and weirdos or have I missed a special occasion?

All of the above.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 19, 2024 09:48 PM (mH6SG)

And that's just the regulars.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2024 09:50 PM (i24o9)

395 380 Dude, links please.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 09:51 PM (v6JzV)

396 TBF, Prometheus has not been mentioned in this Thread.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2024 09:51 PM (a3Q+t)

397 It's not just you. She is repulsive. That caked on makeup can't hide it.

The shower test has been a little rough.

Posted by: Travis Swift-Kelce at August 19, 2024 09:52 PM (mH6SG)

398 Dude, links please.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 09:51 PM


Think upper quintile of Mexican Weather Girls.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2024 09:52 PM (a3Q+t)

399 It's not just you. She is repulsive. That caked on makeup can't hide it.

Come on. Its not the cosmetics. Its the constant "a man done me wrong"..

Posted by: Not The Silent Majority at August 19, 2024 09:53 PM (KODNA)

400 HOWEVER, Awesome Audra (on Young and the Restless) is making a move for the top spot. She has been wearing a tight green dress with her girls nearly popping out. Even Mts. anchorbabe said, "Wow she has big boobs."

And a big juicy booty.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
.................................
Pics?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 19, 2024 09:53 PM (sAmhv)

401 The ONT approacheth. Time for your favorite FZ piece to get your head in the game.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2024 09:53 PM (a3Q+t)

402 Ugh. Devil Hilary took the stage.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 09:54 PM (ufFY8)

403 Think upper quintile of Mexican Weather Girls.

You have my attention.

Posted by: Not The Silent Majority at August 19, 2024 09:55 PM (KODNA)

404 Audra is Zeleyka Silver

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 19, 2024 09:55 PM (ufFY8)

405 To recap: Someone got mad at me for referring to the longtime well known cheating in their state and is now NOT VOTING.

🤣

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 09:55 PM (lX8VI)

406 On Vomit! On, Stupid!
On, Donna and Titzen!

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 09:55 PM (c39uV)

407 Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2024 09:53 PM (a3Q+t)

Don't give the newbies a heads up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 19, 2024 09:55 PM (hOUT3)

408 Zuleyka Silver

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 19, 2024 09:55 PM (ufFY8)

409 Yeah, the "slamming the ex" songs show Swifty is emotionally stunted, stuck at the level of a 13 year old. Unable to show any class, but thinking she looks so cool by airing dirty laundry.

Posted by: Wally at August 19, 2024 09:56 PM (9Uj9K)

410 I was planning my classes for tomorrow. It feels like that bar scene from Tangled in here with the hooligans. Someone start a fun tune in the piano and remember who the enemy is.. and it’s not us. Let’s sing!

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 09:56 PM (p4NUW)

411 ONT NOOD!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 19, 2024 09:56 PM (bkFVP)

412 405 To recap: Someone got mad at me for referring to the longtime well known cheating in their state and is now NOT VOTING.
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 09:55 PM (lX8VI)

Stop with the emojies tard.

Posted by: Reforger at August 19, 2024 09:58 PM (xcIvR)

413 Dear Lord DNC . Dinosaur City

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 09:58 PM (7BhDo)

414 Tits just called for a cease fire in Gaza.


-

I happened to have the radio on an hear Mark Levin discussing how she met secretly with the Iranians to discuss something like that.

Spoiler alert: We're not on the side of Israel

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when women's jobs were genuinely important? at August 19, 2024 09:58 PM (cMJiJ)

415 Stop with the emojies tard.

Posted by: Reforger at August 19, 2024 09:58 PM (xcIvR)

Why? Are you gonna threaten to not vote again, like I give a shit? 😉

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 09:58 PM (lX8VI)

416 Yeah, the "slamming the ex" songs show Swifty is emotionally stunted, stuck at the level of a 13 year old.

Pussy is undefeated. Good luck Travis K.

And even when it goes south ? I get it. Pussy.

Posted by: Not The Silent Majority at August 19, 2024 09:58 PM (KODNA)

417 Blacks are WOKE alright. lmao the new gen are like WTf are you talkin bout? We are doing just fine when we embrace Entrepreneurship and recognize the thug life leads TO DEATH AND DESTRUCTION. The laws of physics in play. For every action there an equal and opposite reaction. Thank you Chicago....

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 10:04 PM (7BhDo)

418 go Lions. Rowwrrrr 2-0 against The Superbowl Champion Ciefs the lasr 3 years baby. "Forwad down the field... A Fihyong Team That Will Not Yield....Gooo Lions!!!!!

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at August 19, 2024 10:19 PM (hftn9)

419 !A fighting team that will not yield

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at August 19, 2024 10:21 PM (hftn9)

420 Last 2 years.

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at August 19, 2024 10:24 PM (hftn9)

421 >>>The platypus is what happens when industrial design is left to the interns.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

>The mule, much like the Bradley Fighting Vehicle, is the product of design by committee, - stubborn, nonperforming and sterile.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 19, 2024 10:27 PM (fY84s)

422 I'm more convinced than ever than Trump is going to win bigger than in 2016

Posted by: Shenanigans at August 19, 2024 10:30 PM (wGun1)

423 422 I'm more convinced than ever than Trump is going to win bigger than in 2016

Posted by: Shenanigans at August 19, 2024 10:30 PM


I just want him to win MUCH bigger than he did in 2020!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 19, 2024 10:43 PM (HlyYF)

424 Nice dog family photo. Know why that photo could even be taken? No pit bulls.

Posted by: Big Al at August 20, 2024 02:40 AM (3lkBh)

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