Monday Overnight Open Thread (8/19/24)

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The Quote of The Day

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“As people, we should, you know, consider things more seriously, especially when we’re voting these people to decide things for us, and we’re going to make them above us.”
Thomson resident, Hannah Beatty

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Weekly commenter stats for week of 8-18-2024

Top 10 commenters:
1 [538 comments] 'Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden' [75.52 posts/day]
2 [447 comments] 'Bulgaroctonus'
3 [390 comments] 'Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il reattore atomico e pronto #45'
4 [382 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis'
5 [328 comments] '...'
6 [312 comments] 'andycanuck (i0CiB)'
7 [291 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'
8 [288 comments] 'polynikes'
9 [275 comments] 'whig'
10 [269 comments] 'Don Black'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [380 names] 'Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il reattore atomico e pronto #45' [53.34 unique names/day]
2 [199 names] 'raimondo on tap'
3 [166 names] 'Penguin Defense Fund 501c3'
4 [77 names] 'Just the punchline '
5 [59 names] 'Baaaaa'
6 [56 names] 'Moron Analyst'
7 [46 names] 'pookysgirl avoids Minneapolis for several reasons'
8 [42 names] 'I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper'
9 [40 names] 'Quarter Twenty '
10 [33 names] 'Count de Monet'

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What a disgusting city, Oakland, CA.

GUNNED DOWN Horror moment mum-of-8 is executed in street by drug dealers after ‘confronting them for trying to sell her kids weed’
Maria, who had previously struggled with substance abuse, was allegedly trying to warn the drug-dealing thugs not to return to her mum's home

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Black Berry Patch Emporium

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Time travel you say? I say Genius Award Winner!

Instagram Model Blames Party Drug and Time Travel for Fatal Crash

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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:55 PM

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1 Good evening MisHum!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 19, 2024 09:55 PM (bkFVP)

2 Now to warn the others.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 19, 2024 09:56 PM (bkFVP)

3 Too late

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i morti sono nel carro #05 at August 19, 2024 09:56 PM (qfLjt)

4 I got my blood work back, apparently I am normal

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 09:56 PM (D7oie)

5 Oh yeah

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 19, 2024 09:56 PM (ufFY8)

6 Summoned the Cafe

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 19, 2024 09:56 PM (bkFVP)

7 Top 20

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 19, 2024 09:56 PM (w3u3d)

8 That ice cream technique will make them Conservatives for sure!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 19, 2024 09:56 PM (hOUT3)

9 Turned TV off when the bollard began her screech.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 19, 2024 09:57 PM (QEnxz)

10 Zuleyka Silver is Audra.
Search away.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 19, 2024 09:57 PM (ufFY8)

11 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 19, 2024 09:57 PM (y31cs)

12 Good evening AZ deplorable moron

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 19, 2024 09:57 PM (QXQ4l)

13 4 I got my blood work back, apparently I am normal
Posted by: Kindltot at August

Let’s not go overboard, here.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 09:57 PM (p4NUW)

14 Ok. Top 10

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 19, 2024 09:57 PM (w3u3d)

15 Dropping to #10 this week, Don Black hanging in there

and now

On with the countdown

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 09:57 PM (/7KEl)

16 Not sure whose cackle is worse.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 09:58 PM (ufFY8)

17 There we go.
Killing babies again.
Nasty cvnt.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 09:58 PM (ufFY8)

18 I would expect time travel to help me avoid accidents.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2024 09:59 PM (aD39U)

19 Willowed, but valid: I was planning my classes for tomorrow. It feels like that bar scene from Tangled in here with the hooligans. Someone start a fun tune in the piano and remember who the enemy is.. and it’s not us. Let’s sing!

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 09:59 PM (p4NUW)

20 Way early

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 19, 2024 09:59 PM (XFyja)

21 '2C'? Hard to keep track of all the drugs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 19, 2024 09:59 PM (y31cs)

22 4 I got my blood work back, apparently I am normal
Posted by: Kindltot

Do you consider that to be good news, or were you hoping that it showed some Kryptonian effects?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 19, 2024 09:59 PM (VNX3d)

23 16 Not sure whose cackle is worse.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 09:58 PM (ufFY

Thanks for taking one for the ~~team~~ Horde.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 19, 2024 09:59 PM (QXQ4l)

24 Good evening horde. Thanks MisHum. Good mystery click. Congrats Kindltot.

Posted by: TRex at August 19, 2024 09:59 PM (IQ6Gq)

25 Doggeh in prayer, nice.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 19, 2024 10:00 PM (QEnxz)

26 Let’s not go overboard, here.
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 09:57 PM (p4NUW)

My HDL is a tad low, so they suggested I exercise more. when I asked if that wasn't what they would have suggested if my HDL was too high, the nurse admitted that yes, that is what they suggest when the HDL is too high.

Personally I am hoping to exercise just enough but not too mcuh so I don't decrease my HDL further. I mean, how embarassing/

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 10:00 PM (D7oie)

27 18 I would expect time travel to help me avoid accidents.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2024 09:59 PM (aD39U)

I dunno, there are a couple disasters I would like to see.

Cannae.
Austerlitz.
Halifax.
Election night 1984 as an adult.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 19, 2024 10:00 PM (y31cs)

28 embarrassing I meant

How embarrassing misspelling embarrassing

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 10:00 PM (D7oie)

29 Damn, I was the No. 2 commenter again?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 10:01 PM (v6JzV)

30 All the cheers for death.
So sad.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 10:01 PM (ufFY8)

31 9 Turned TV off when the bollard began her screech.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 19, 2024 09:57 PM (QEnxz)

Democrat Nat'l Convention "Night of the Losers?"

Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2024 10:01 PM (aBgBM)

32 Cops now believe Maria was fatally shot by one of the underage suspects, a 16-year-old who is being held at Alameda County Juvenile Hall.

But police are also looking into whether Maria potentially pepper sprayed the teens before they opened fire.

19-year-old Gomez pleaded not guilty during a hearing on Friday, the Chronicle reports.

He has since been released with an ankle monitor.

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So much about California is summed up so well in that tiny little bit of text.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when women's jobs were genuinely important? at August 19, 2024 10:01 PM (cMJiJ)

33 I can't bear to watch that smug drunkard Hillary.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 10:02 PM (jdHxK)

34 Have they retired Miklos' number for the sock puppet competition?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 19, 2024 10:02 PM (y31cs)

35 4 I got my blood work back, apparently I am normal
Posted by: Kindltot

Do you consider that to be good news, or were you hoping that it showed some Kryptonian effects?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 19, 2024 09:59 PM (VNX3d)

Of hoping for some strange radioactivity and spider enzymes?

Posted by: Peter Parker at August 19, 2024 10:02 PM (Aqu9a)

36 Hey, Aetius.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 10:02 PM (v6JzV)

37 C'mon Mis Hum, we all know taxes are closer to 50%...more ice cream for the Rat!

Posted by: Some Rat at August 19, 2024 10:02 PM (vJiyU)

38 I wonder if Cankles, in the dark of her bedroom, still throws things at the wall in rage, knowing she lost to Trump.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 10:03 PM (ufFY8)

39 Hey Bulgar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 19, 2024 10:03 PM (y31cs)

40 My HDL is a tad low, so they suggested I exercise more. when I asked if that wasn't what they would have suggested if my HDL was too high, the nurse admitted that yes, that is what they suggest when the HDL is too high.

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I guess that was in case your trust in the medical industry somehow survived COVID.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when women's jobs were genuinely important? at August 19, 2024 10:03 PM (cMJiJ)

41 I got my blood work back, apparently I am normal
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 09:56 PM (D7oie)

There should definitely be scare quotes around "normal', but congrats.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 19, 2024 10:03 PM (FCbAQ)

42 Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum! Made my Monday a little bit brighter, it did!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 19, 2024 10:03 PM (CiNoz)

43 35 4 I got my blood work back, apparently I am normal
Posted by: Kindltot

Do you consider that to be good news, or were you hoping that it showed some Kryptonian effects?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 19, 2024 09:59 PM (VNX3d)

Of hoping for some strange radioactivity and spider enzymes?
Posted by: Peter Parker

I don't think "normal" means what you think it means any more!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 19, 2024 10:03 PM (hOUT3)

44 38 I wonder if Cankles, in the dark of her bedroom, still throws things at the wall in rage, knowing she lost to Trump.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 10:03 PM (ufFY

I'd say yes. Some people are just miserable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 19, 2024 10:03 PM (y31cs)

45 Glass ceiling: 1
Hillary: 0

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 10:03 PM (jdHxK)

46 I like ice cream!

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at August 19, 2024 10:03 PM (vaskf)

47 Dang, it sure would be nice to have a politico arrested for something as mild as buying booze and leaving it in a ditch in the path of a prisoner work gang.

There's no foreign election interference, no commies (he paid for the booze out of his own pocket), no crack-smoking influence peddling, no smoking pole to get ahead, no arresting small business owners for defying lockdowns. I pine for the simpler days of providing contraband to state felon prisoners.

Posted by: GWB at August 19, 2024 10:04 PM (CrXxA)

48 I got my blood work back, apparently I am normal
Posted by: Kindltot

Do you consider that to be good news, or were you hoping that it showed some Kryptonian effects?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 19, 2024 09:59 PM (VNX3d)

Of hoping for some strange radioactivity and spider enzymes?
Posted by: Peter Parker at August 19, 2024 10:02 PM (Aqu9a)

MY PARENTS ARE DEEEAAAAD!!!!!

Posted by: Batman at August 19, 2024 10:04 PM (X6qmc)

49 >>>Horror moment mum-of-8 is executed in street by drug dealers after ‘confronting them for trying to sell her kids weed’

Legalize weed, they said.

It's a harmless product of Mother Earth, they said.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2024 10:05 PM (lHPJf)

50 Thx MusHum, hello to the survivors of the Cafe thread. Mystery click the Allman Brothers was the first concert I ever saw , 1978 at Mid Hudson Civic center in Poughkeepsie. Saw Wilco at Saratoga, and then saw Jeff Tweedy accompanied only by a drummer at UPAC here in Kingston. All great shows. Thx again.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 10:05 PM (gXGVH)

51 Sorry I'm late, but when did AoSHQ start requiring nude photos before commenting?

Posted by: tankdemon at August 19, 2024 10:05 PM (oDAGm)

52 Point of order: Is horde (Horde) capitalized or lowercase, don't want to offend.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 19, 2024 10:05 PM (vJiyU)

53 I wonder when Mushbrain babbles.
It is hours past his bedtime.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 10:05 PM (ufFY8)

54 Remember - more doctors smoke Camels than any other cigarette!

Posted by: American Medical Association at August 19, 2024 10:05 PM (Aqu9a)

55 I hope that the demotards get the beat down they so richly deserve come November

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 19, 2024 10:06 PM (1FWWQ)

56 37 C'mon Mis Hum, we all know taxes are closer to 50%...more ice cream for the Rat!
Posted by: Some Rat at August 19, 2024 10:02 PM (vJiyU)

With that kind of attitude you'll be lucky to receive ice milk.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 19, 2024 10:06 PM (QXQ4l)

57 I can't bear to watch that smug drunkard Hillary.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 10:02 PM (jdHxK)

I was going to watch, but then I remembered I had plans to trepan my own skull without anesthesia instead.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2024 10:06 PM (lHPJf)

58 “As people, we should, you know, consider things more seriously, especially when we’re voting these people to decide things for us, and we’re going to make them above us.”
Thomson resident, Hannah Beatty

Huh?! Who the hell came up with that idea? It's crazy!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2024 10:07 PM (0eaVi)

59 There is no way in hell I'm watching the DNC, debates are one thing, but watching these viscous scumbags dissemble before an audience of their lunatic cultists, is quite the other.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2024 10:07 PM (XV/Pl)

60 Dickey Betts and Warren Haynes. It just don't get much better than that.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 19, 2024 10:07 PM (mH6SG)

61 >>>But police are also looking into whether Maria potentially pepper sprayed the teens before they opened fire.

Posted by: Moron Robbie

Yes, it will be used as an excuse why that teen was justified in killing her, so he'll get off. But if any of us used deadly force against someone pepper spraying us, well, it's been nice knowing ya.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 19, 2024 10:07 PM (NMT5x)

62 Biden is almost awake from his 4th nap. Just babble a little longer, Cankles!

Posted by: Wally at August 19, 2024 10:07 PM (9Uj9K)

63 Good version of "Eve of Destruction!"

MisHum finally comes through with music that is bearable!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2024 10:07 PM (d9fT1)

64 26
Have you noticed that every health remedy, regimen, etc., always involves diet and exercise?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i morti sono nel carro funebre #06 at August 19, 2024 10:07 PM (qfLjt)

65 MisHum, not MusHum. Jeesh

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 10:07 PM (gXGVH)

66 Viscous? I suppose they are a bit thick...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 19, 2024 10:08 PM (XMwZJ)

67 Awesome mystery clicks Mishum. I remember Eve of Destruction but couldn't tell you the artist. Allman Brothers with a young Warren Haynes and Dicky Betts not yet persona non gratis. Good stuff.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 19, 2024 10:08 PM (MMu89)

68 Hilary is a much better speaker than that cocksucking godless commie drunk. Probably because Hills doesn't suck cock.

Carpet munching for the win!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 19, 2024 10:08 PM (ufFY8)

69 54 Remember - more doctors smoke Camels than any other cigarette!
Posted by: American Medical Association at August 19, 2024 10:05 PM (Aqu9a)

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SMOKE??? All these years I've been doing it wrong!

Posted by: Dr. Mohammed al-Farsi al-Hakim at August 19, 2024 10:08 PM (jdHxK)

70 With that kind of attitude you'll be lucky to receive ice milk.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra

Ahhh, the drink of the misadjusted fridge.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 19, 2024 10:08 PM (vJiyU)

71 Dang that's one good looking hound dog.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 10:08 PM (7BhDo)

72 Legalize weed, they said.

The Temperance Women felt the same about liquor. Hell - if you liked a smoke ?

Its fun to attack a vice - until its yours.

Posted by: Blah at August 19, 2024 10:09 PM (KODNA)

73 Lol: Democrats’ Woke 2024 Platform Opens By Declaring America Is Built On “Stolen Land”

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We built this country
We built this country on stolen land
Built this country
We built this country on stolen land

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 19, 2024 10:09 PM (L/fGl)

74
'evening everyone. Got my MRI results over the phone today. Nothing abnormal. Follow up with the ENT is Friday, hope they can start figuring out wtf is causing all of these acute sinusitis episodes with bilateral ear aches.

Queue Hank Hill...that boy ain't right.

In other news, I'm beginning the research to start riding some of the trans America trail that runs across Southern TN just across the Alabama border. Should be fun, local-ish day trips.

Was reading some of the negative vibes Moriarty in the cafe. Troll droppings on every body's shoes there.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 19, 2024 10:09 PM (MsrgL)

75 Ain't watching but is Bubba there with Cankles? He probably has a lot of stuff thrown at him by NotFirst

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 10:09 PM (gXGVH)

76 Woman is Oakland was not "executed". It was flat-out murder. Her killers need to be executed. Hook each of them to 40 acres of solar panels at 0 dark thirty, and strap them in a comfy chair to await sunrise.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 10:09 PM (2nGGW)

77 Eve of Destruction is such a great song - I've never heard a bad version of it. I think even the Muppets did a darn good rendition of it once.

Posted by: 496 at August 19, 2024 10:09 PM (oxbo8)

78 4 I got my blood work back, apparently I am normal
Posted by: Kindltot

What kind of fun is that?

Posted by: Off-Kilter at August 19, 2024 10:09 PM (CV8a5)

79 56 37 C'mon Mis Hum, we all know taxes are closer to 50%...more ice cream for the Rat!
Posted by: Some Rat at August 19, 2024 10:02 PM (vJiyU)

With that kind of attitude you'll be lucky to receive ice milk.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 19, 2024 10:06 PM (QXQ4l)

Yes, these are just children, we have to slowly attune their recognition of the power of the state!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 19, 2024 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

80 I guess that was in case your trust in the medical industry somehow survived COVID.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when women's jobs were genuinely important? at August 19, 2024 10:03 PM (cMJiJ)

My previous MD thought my problems were caused by drinking milk. I guess I should be relieved no one passed by the local medical board believes in bloodletting to balance the humors.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 10:09 PM (D7oie)

81 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 19, 2024 10:09 PM (sAmhv)

82 Good evening, oh so great and powerful Horde!
Great click behind top photo...so fitting😵 Photo is lovely!
Thanx Mis.Hum!

Back to content....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 19, 2024 10:09 PM (tQk2q)

83 While you're contemplating what to do with the drunken sailor early in the morning:

QUICK REFERENCE GUIDE TO SPACE ACTIVITY FOR AUGUST 20.

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Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i morti sono nel carro funebre #07 at August 19, 2024 10:10 PM (qfLjt)

84 Great Mystery Clicks too, Mis Hum!

Can never go wrong with Allman Brothers.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 19, 2024 10:11 PM (CiNoz)

85 26 Let’s not go overboard, here.
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 09:57 PM (p4NUW)

My HDL is a tad low, so they suggested I exercise more. when I asked if that wasn't what they would have suggested if my HDL was too high, the nurse admitted that yes, that is what they suggest when the HDL is too high.

Personally I am hoping to exercise just enough but not too mcuh so I don't decrease my HDL further. I mean, how embarassing/
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 10:00 PM (D7oie)

Well you don’t want it too low or too high. That baby bear just right! Exercise, increase veggies and fruits, also think about whole grains, which lower ldl and boost hdl. It will support your increased exercise energy, too. Whole grains. I am nit telling you to go eat a loaf of wonder bread. 😂

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 10:11 PM (p4NUW)

86 F'n Wilco rippin off KISS chords right there. yes indeed.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 10:11 PM (7BhDo)

87 Glass ceiling: 1
Hillary: 0
Posted by: Cicero

I needed that, thank you.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 19, 2024 10:11 PM (MsrgL)

88 The pic with the dawg ? Yeah. Great pic.

Posted by: Blah at August 19, 2024 10:11 PM (KODNA)

89 85 Nit = not

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 10:11 PM (p4NUW)

90 64 26
Have you noticed that every health remedy, regimen, etc., always involves diet and exercise?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i morti sono nel carro funebre #06 at August 19, 2024 10:07 PM (qfLjt)

Yes, but COVID taught me not to trust medical people about anything!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 19, 2024 10:12 PM (hOUT3)

91

The response to the Eve of Destruction:

https://youtu.be/UF7BS1BqG_Y

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2024 10:12 PM (63Dwl)

92 Woman is Oakland was not "executed". It was flat-out murder.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 10:09 PM (2nGGW)

Thank you. "Execution" is a legal killing. Obviously this wasn't a state-mandated and judicially approved killing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2024 10:12 PM (d9fT1)

93 Howdy Mis Hum, and youse other Hordelings too!

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2024 10:12 PM (bFuzj)

94 Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
If I should die before I wake,
I pray the Lord my soul to take.
Amen.

Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2024 10:12 PM (LHPAg)

95 MisHum finally comes through with music that is bearable!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Hmmm. Not gonna comment. Not prudent.

Charlie's tune

tiny.cc/133izz

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 19, 2024 10:12 PM (MMu89)

96 Well Mis.Hum, you obviously know by now what a giant fan of Allmans I am...thanks as always!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 19, 2024 10:13 PM (tQk2q)

97 Cool I can now randomly bite ice cream cones then say. Im from the IRS! Groovy Baby!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 10:14 PM (7BhDo)

98 Stolen land, I thought errybody and the Indians need to be more inclusive.

Instead, now it sounds like - they should have built a wall? Wait. This is SO confusing. Help!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2024 10:14 PM (ttNwz)

99 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the Power of Prayer & A Mystery Click.

wait wait wait

Doc Severinson? And the Tonight Show Band??

wow

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2024 10:14 PM (IGRon)

100 Whole grains. I am nit telling you to go eat a loaf of wonder bread. 😂
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 10:11 PM (p4NUW)

Once it starts getting cold, oatmeal.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2024 10:14 PM (0eaVi)

101 100!

Posted by: TRex at August 19, 2024 10:14 PM (IQ6Gq)

102 Its fun to attack a vice - until its yours.
Posted by: Blah at August 19, 2024 10:09 PM (KODNA)

"Fun" is not how I'd describe my frame of mind when reading that story.

I don't give a damn how many people call me a hypocrite, I will vote every time to ban marijuana. Period.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2024 10:14 PM (lHPJf)

103 64 26
Have you noticed that every health remedy, regimen, etc., always involves diet and exercise?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i morti sono nel carro funebre #06 at August 19, 2024 10:07 PM (qfLjt)

It’s a conspiracy led by Big Exercise in partnership with Big Nutrition.

(Stifles evil laugh)

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 10:14 PM (p4NUW)

104 Just flipped on the Dem convention to see Hillary screeching at the end of her speech. Then they play her "Fight Song" as she waves to imaginary people in the crowd. Ugh!That was all I could take without gouging out my eyeballs and made a hasty retreat to the internet.

Posted by: Ripley at August 19, 2024 10:15 PM (PTDkx)

105 Jim Crow 2.0 has been invoked.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 10:15 PM (ufFY8)

106 Well Mis.Hum, you obviously know by now what a giant fan of Allmans I am...thanks as always!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 19, 2024 10:13 PM (tQk2q)

Yeah!!!!

(starts adjusting ties)

Posted by: All Men at August 19, 2024 10:15 PM (0eaVi)

107 76 Woman is Oakland was not "executed". It was flat-out murder. Her killers need to be executed. Hook each of them to 40 acres of solar panels at 0 dark thirty, and strap them in a comfy chair to await sunrise.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 10:09 PM (2nGGW)
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How about at the focus of a large concave mirror pointing at the Sun?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i morti sono nel carro funebre #08 at August 19, 2024 10:16 PM (qfLjt)

108 Yes, it will be used as an excuse why that teen was justified in killing her, so he'll get off

-

Yep. Teenager, drug dealer, with a firearm that's illegal for both a teenager and a drug dealer to possess (and almost certainly stolen), but everything is fine because they said the other lady was mean and the kids said she was probably holding pepper spray. Plus she "dissed" them, so she had to be executed.

B*tch deserved it, yo!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when women's jobs were genuinely important? at August 19, 2024 10:16 PM (cMJiJ)

109 It’s a conspiracy led by Big Exercise in partnership with Big Nutrition.

(Stifles evil laugh)
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 10:14 PM (p4NUW)

The evil laugh part is all too easy to believe!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 19, 2024 10:16 PM (hOUT3)

110 I did not know that Mick Foley played bass for the Allman Brothers Band.

Posted by: huerfano at August 19, 2024 10:16 PM (VGOMa)

111 Her fight song? Other than anorexia and popularity, what did she ever beat?

Posted by: Wally at August 19, 2024 10:16 PM (9Uj9K)

112 100 Whole grains. I am nit telling you to go eat a loaf of wonder bread. 😂
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 10:11 PM (p4NUW)

Once it starts getting cold, oatmeal.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August

And overnight oats when it’s hot, with fruit and nuts. Yum!

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 10:16 PM (p4NUW)

113 Now I lay me down to sleep,
A bag of peanuts at my feet.
If I die before I wake,
Give them to my brother Jake

Posted by: Father Mulcahy

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 19, 2024 10:16 PM (VNX3d)

114 9 Turned TV off when the bollard began her screech.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 19, 2024 09:57 PM (QEnxz)
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Lies, damned lies, and stochastics!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 19, 2024 10:17 PM (kpS4V)

115 I think they just referred to the 'pussy' incident.
LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 10:17 PM (ufFY8)

116 98 Stolen land

We won, they lost. Get over it.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 19, 2024 10:17 PM (MMu89)

117 Obviously this wasn't a state-mandated and judicially approved killing.

-

(looks at part about ankle bracelet again)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when women's jobs were genuinely important? at August 19, 2024 10:17 PM (cMJiJ)

118 This comedian does a hilarious impersonation of President Trump:

https://x.com/jason_howerton/ status/1824569075441471999

Posted by: Beverly at August 19, 2024 10:17 PM (Epeb0)

119 101 100!
Posted by: TRex at August 19, 2024 10:14 PM (IQ6Gq)

Missed it...by thatmuch.

- Agent 86

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2024 10:17 PM (IGRon)

120 Six weeks in a row at #3 Sockpuppet. Pinnacle of achievement. Ready now for my homegoing.

Posted by: Brush With Greatness at August 19, 2024 10:17 PM (CV8a5)

121 Nice ONT, MisHum!

Piper, thanks for the advice. I'll start thinking about whole grains and see how my LDL does! Who knew?

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 19, 2024 10:18 PM (TSQkU)

122 How about at the focus of a large concave mirror pointing at the Sun?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i morti sono nel carro funebre #08 at August 19, 2024 10:16 PM (qfLjt)

That would work, too. Give them time to contemplate all the bad choices they made in their miserable lives.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 10:18 PM (2nGGW)

123 105 Jim Crow 2.0 has been invoked.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 10:15 PM (ufFY

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When the white bitch complains
That they'll put you in chains
That's a Clinton

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 10:18 PM (jdHxK)

124 88 The pic with the dawg ? Yeah. Great pic.
Posted by: Blah at August 19, 2024 10:11 PM (KODNA)

That pic has been around for years. maybe 15. But yes I would kill to have that family hmm but depends on the Old Lady.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 10:18 PM (7BhDo)

125 Once it starts getting cold, oatmeal.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Loved and still love good ole oatmeal.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 19, 2024 10:18 PM (vJiyU)

126 116 98 Stolen land

We won, they lost. Get over it.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at

I am grateful to my colonizers. I have AC now.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 10:18 PM (p4NUW)

127 I don't give a damn how many people call me a hypocrite, I will vote every time to ban marijuana. Period.

And I hate the shit ... can't smoke it ... too strong.

But you are why ... in the macro ... I'm for it.

Posted by: Blah at August 19, 2024 10:18 PM (KODNA)

128 And overnight oats when it’s hot, with fruit and nuts. Yum!
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 10:16 PM (p4NUW)

That sounds simple and delicious (and healthy) Piper, but that involves thinking ahead.

Unfortunately, if I'm thinking about breakfast the night before, it's usually something a little heavier. Eggs, bacon, etc...

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 19, 2024 10:19 PM (NMT5x)

129 Jamie Raskin...what a schnozz on him.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 10:19 PM (ufFY8)

130 116 98 Stolen land

We won, they lost. Get over it.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 19, 2024 10:17 PM (MMu89)

---------

Besides, they got some perfectly nice beads.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 10:19 PM (jdHxK)

131 Woman is Oakland was not "executed". It was flat-out murder. Her killers need to be executed. Hook each of them to 40 acres of solar panels at 0 dark thirty, and strap them in a comfy chair to await sunrise.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 10:09 PM (2nGGW)
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How about at the focus of a large concave mirror pointing at the Sun?
Posted by: Ciampino -

Rawhide, steaks, red ants, some assembly required. I'm all for cruel and unusual these days.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 19, 2024 10:19 PM (MMu89)

132 Now I lay me down to sleep,
A bag of peanuts at my feet.
If I die before I wake,
Give them to my brother Jake

Posted by: Father Mulcahy
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 19, 2024 10:16 PM (VNX3d)

You know what's a good song? "Feed Jake." Which I haven't heard in years, but those lyrics reminded me.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2024 10:20 PM (lHPJf)

133 The voters of Oakland know what they want and they're going to get it gooder and harder until they decide they want something else.

That being said, prayers for Maria Ramos.

Posted by: 496 at August 19, 2024 10:20 PM (oxbo8)

134 Did he just say 'stupidity' ?

And now he is invoking Lincoln?
That's rich.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 10:20 PM (ufFY8)

135 Isn't Oakland where the rappers "keep it real" or something?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2024 10:20 PM (63Dwl)

136
When the white bitch complains
That they'll put you in chains
That's a Clinton
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 10:18 PM (jdHxK)

When the bitch wants the sky
But you deny
Thatsa glass ceiling

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 10:20 PM (7BhDo)

137 Rachel Maddow is even crazier than you think.

https://tinyurl.com/mu7cuxc4

Posted by: huerfano at August 19, 2024 10:21 PM (VGOMa)

138 Wife is following the dnc mess, I can't be bothered.

Anyway, good evening, good people. May all you did this day be of benefit to you.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 19, 2024 10:21 PM (hKoQL)

139 It’s a conspiracy led by Big Exercise in partnership with Big Nutrition.

(Stifles evil laugh)
Posted by: Piper

At least it's not my fault , this time.

Posted by: Big Penguin at August 19, 2024 10:21 PM (CV8a5)

140 Stakes as in staked out not steaks as in something CBD could work wonders with. Autocucumber is as dumb as a room full of Democrats.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 19, 2024 10:21 PM (MMu89)

141 Rawhide, steaks, red ants, some assembly required. I'm all for cruel and unusual these days.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 19, 2024 10:19 PM (MMu89)

Dang! You'll give 'em steaks? Last meal, eh?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2024 10:21 PM (0eaVi)

142 How did Biden do on his acceptance speech for the Democrat nomination for president?

Posted by: Ribbed at August 19, 2024 10:22 PM (qEu9D)

143 Oakland has been a shithole for a long, long time.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 19, 2024 10:22 PM (mH6SG)

144 Woman is Oakland was not "executed". It was flat-out murder. Her killers need to be executed. Hook each of them to 40 acres of solar panels at 0 dark thirty, and strap them in a comfy chair to await sunrise.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 10:09 PM (2nGGW)
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How about at the focus of a large concave mirror pointing at the Sun?
Posted by: Ciampino -

Rawhide, steaks, red ants, some assembly required. I'm all for cruel and unusual these days.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 19, 2024 10:19 PM (MMu89)

How about crucifixion?

Not in the same way as Jesus, of course. I was thinking spreadeagled, maybe with railroad spikes involved, but let's not rule anything out.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2024 10:22 PM (lHPJf)

145 Talk of singing, a mystery click I can't see (Hot Tuna did EOD bettter than anyone) plus "a bit thick" has led me to Jethro Tull, Rock Island.

Posted by: Reforger at August 19, 2024 10:22 PM (xcIvR)

146 It’s so easy- put oats in a container, top with milk of choice. Take out in the morning, stir in whatever - a handful of nuts, berries, cinnamon. I have actual recipes, like pb and j overnight oats, or banana bread oats. But if you are in a hurry, oats, milk, stir. I use almond or coconut milk with vanilla. You can even stir in yogurt.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 10:22 PM (p4NUW)

147 Teleprompter glitch?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 10:22 PM (ufFY8)

148
When the data's all lost
Wiped, like with a cloth
That's...amoral

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 19, 2024 10:22 PM (NMT5x)

149 137 Rachel Maddow is even crazier than you think.

https://tinyurl.com/mu7cuxc4
Posted by: huerfano at August 19, 2024 10:21 PM (VGOMa)

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She was a perfectly fine looking female before she lost her mind. Desirable even.

Won't you help?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 10:23 PM (jdHxK)

150 thinking spreadeagled, maybe with railroad spikes involved, but let's not rule anything out.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2024 10:22 PM (lHPJf)

The X is the way St. Andrew got it, I think.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 10:23 PM (ufFY8)

151 91

The response to the Eve of Destruction:

https://youtu.be/UF7BS1BqG_Y

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2024 10:12 PM (63Dwl)

Deja vu all over again tonight. I swear that every 4 or 5 months on the blog there's an "Eve of Destruction" song link comment and quickly thereafter the same "response to the Eve of Destruction" song link comment.

Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2024 10:23 PM (aBgBM)

152 137 Rachel Maddow is even crazier than you think.
Posted by: huerfano at August 19, 2024 10:21 PM (VGOMa)

I don't she's crazy at all. She's running a grift, telling lies and passing them off as "opinion". She's living her best life.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 19, 2024 10:24 PM (gKWVE)

153 Rachel Maddow is even crazier than you think.

What could we expect from a cashew?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 19, 2024 10:24 PM (mH6SG)

154 But you are why ... in the macro ... I'm for it.
Posted by: Blah at August 19, 2024 10:18 PM (KODNA)

Don't take this the wrong way, but that's a stupid reason to be for something.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2024 10:24 PM (lHPJf)

155 Dang! You'll give 'em steaks? Last meal, eh?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

We'll use prisoner #1 to feed prisoners #2, #3, and possibly #4, based on the mass of prisoner #1.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 19, 2024 10:24 PM (vJiyU)

156 I always thought normal was a setting on a washing machine.

And in other excitement, I fixed a non-working clothes dryer today, I had to strip the whole thing down and pull the back off to get to the blower, to discover the motor and the blower were jammed by a butter knife that somehow had gotten through the drum, past the lint screen, down the exhaust channel and jammed into the squirrel cage.

I not only fixed the problem, but I also got it back together and drying clothes again.
I call this a win.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 10:25 PM (D7oie)

157 Turned TV off when the bollard began her screech.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity

I've gotten really quick at muting the tv during Heels Up's ads.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2024 10:25 PM (0Htd1)

158 141 Rawhide, steaks, red ants, some assembly required. I'm all for cruel and unusual these days.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 19, 2024 10:19 PM (MMu89)

Dang! You'll give 'em steaks? Last meal, eh?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2024 10:21 PM (0eaVi)

Update: Wet Rawhide (shrinks in the desert sun)
The steak is and bait.
Yee Hawwwww Junktion Bitches.. Wild West Law Now En Force!!!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 10:25 PM (7BhDo)

159 You know what's a good song? "Feed Jake." Which I haven't heard in years, but those lyrics reminded me.
Posted by: Dr. T

I should listen to that one again.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 19, 2024 10:25 PM (VNX3d)

160 I gotta have sweet in my oatmeal. Brown sugar or honey.

No maple syrup!

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 19, 2024 10:26 PM (NMT5x)

161 We are a Republic, idiot.

Not s democracy.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 10:26 PM (ufFY8)

162 160 I gotta have sweet in my oatmeal. Brown sugar or honey.

No maple syrup!
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 19

If it’s hot, butter and salt.

I know, I know.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 10:26 PM (p4NUW)

163 Yellow dogs and orange cats - good folks. Creamsickle, the huge orange and white dude, called for me just as I was about to take a wiz. I zipped up, went to the back window and there he was. I went outside and eventually he came over to me. Didn't eat or stay long, but he did very deliberately rub his mouth against my hand, the best one yet. (He does it once in a blue moon.) It's really cool to have a feral, furry friend who comes to visit and not just because of food. You're vouched for in a sense.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 10:26 PM (KAi1n)

164
I not only fixed the problem, but I also got it back together and drying clothes again.
I call this a win.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 10:25 PM (D7oie)

Curses!! Foiled again!

Posted by: Butter Knife at August 19, 2024 10:27 PM (n3DL0)

165 Aaarhh. Shrieking black woman.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 10:27 PM (ufFY8)

166 You know I heard that if Trump is re elected that he will put all the B-52s back on Guam. Which we all know will tip the island over and then we lose all of our force in an instant...

Do we want this to happen to Guam ????????????

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 19, 2024 10:27 PM (rcLES)

167 4 I got my blood work back, apparently I am normal
Posted by: Kindltot at August

I had my exam last week. Best thing about it, I don't have to get a colonoscopy. Whoo Hoo!

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2024 10:27 PM (0Htd1)

168 Re: The thugs in Oakland - Have we not all seen Kathy Bates hobble James Caan in Misery?

No need to kill them - do that to their ankles and knees. They'll never walk right again. Let them think about their miserable existence for the rest of their lives.

Posted by: 496 at August 19, 2024 10:27 PM (oxbo8)

169 We'll use prisoner #1 to feed prisoners #2, #3, and possibly #4, based on the mass of prisoner #1.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 19, 2024 10:24 PM (vJiyU)

Before or after prisoner #1's death? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2024 10:27 PM (lHPJf)

170 Off to bed, being in charge of evil conglomerates is tiring. Not sure how Big Penguin does it.

Class starts at 6!

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 10:28 PM (p4NUW)

171 I got my blood work back, apparently I am normal
Posted by: Kindltot

What kinda tests? I got bloodwork last week. The CBC markers are perfect. A few other things are kind of weird. Not that I'm surprised.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 10:28 PM (KAi1n)

172 59
‘ watching these viscous scumbags dissemble before an audience of their lunatic cultists’

It’s a mass orgy of mendacity.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 19, 2024 10:28 PM (3wi/L)

173 73 Lol: Democrats’ Woke 2024 Platform Opens By Declaring America Is Built On “Sepileptic?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 19, 2024 10:09 PM (L/fGl)

Maybe bit we stole it from a bunch of theives. Also, could you show me anywhere that is still ruled by its original inhabitants?

Posted by: tankdemon at August 19, 2024 10:29 PM (oDAGm)

174 "Aaarhh. Shrieking black woman."

Which is a shame because there are some very decent and upstanding black women around that seem to feel beholden to these useless pie holes.

Posted by: Ribbed at August 19, 2024 10:29 PM (qEu9D)

175 Piper, I make my own bread. I also have a mill so I can put in as much whole grain in my bread as I like. 100% Whole meal bread is the best argument there is for refined flour.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 10:29 PM (D7oie)

176 It’s a mass orgy of mendacity.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 19, 2024 10:28 PM (3wi/L)

"There is an air of mendacity here. Do you notice it, Brick?"

Posted by: Big Daddy at August 19, 2024 10:29 PM (ufFY8)

177 If it’s hot, butter and salt.

I know, I know.
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 10:26 PM (p4NUW)

(sniff)

Dad used to eat it that way.

I do not.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2024 10:29 PM (0eaVi)

178 Rachel Maddow is even crazier than you think.

https://tinyurl.com/mu7cuxc4

Posted by: huerfano at August 19, 2024 10:21 PM (VGOMa)

Let's not be too hasty in dismissing her fears of DJT putting her in an internment camp just yet.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2024 10:30 PM (i24o9)

179 When You rip off Haiti
Like a Plate of Spaghaiti
Thats a abhorrent

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 10:30 PM (7BhDo)

180 75 Ain't watching but is Bubba there with Cankles? He probably has a lot of stuff thrown at him by NotFirst
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 10:09 PM (gXGVH)

It's not like he can hang out with Epstien anymore.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 19, 2024 10:30 PM (oDAGm)

181 Have they retired Miklos' number for the sock puppet competition?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 19, 2024 10:02 PM (y31cs)

I don't know. Once in a while I'd like to see the goats listed. The lowest number of comments (above a single comment), the lowest number of sock puppets (like the people who had just one good sock puppet joke in them for the week).

Posted by: GWB at August 19, 2024 10:30 PM (CrXxA)

182 I not only fixed the problem, but I also got it back together and drying clothes again.
I call this a win.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 10:25 PM (D7oie)

Fist bump!

I didn't do anything very exciting today. Washed a whole mess of parts in the solvent tank, so now I stink of solvent. But the tray in the solvent tank is now clear of stuff "to be washed", so there's that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 10:30 PM (2nGGW)

183 130 Cicero

Would you trade for a bridge, say, in Manhattan....?
I surely dig those beads....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 19, 2024 10:31 PM (tQk2q)

184 Before or after prisoner #1's death? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2024 10:27 PM (lHPJf)

I prefer eating a man who's alive.

Posted by: Pete Buttgigger at August 19, 2024 10:31 PM (0eaVi)

185 Someone start a fun tune in the piano and remember who the enemy is.. and it’s not us. Let’s sing!

Play it. Play The Marseillaise.
[bandleader looks at Rick. Rick nods.]

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 19, 2024 10:31 PM (zdLoL)

186 I never could eat oatmeal, in any form.

I don't know if it was the smell, the look, the texture, or all of the above. Probably all of the above.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2024 10:31 PM (lHPJf)

187 Gun grabbing wasn't enough.

Sky News
@SkyNews
People possessing zombie-style knives and machetes have been urged to hand them in to police stations ahead of a ban.
There will be no repercussions for surrendering the dangerous weapons safely, the government has said

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 19, 2024 10:31 PM (L/fGl)

188 "Have we not all seen Kathy Bates hobble James Caan in Misery?"

In the book, she cuts them off with an axe, but I think the mallet is more persuasive.

Posted by: Ribbed at August 19, 2024 10:32 PM (qEu9D)

189 "Didn't you notice a powerful and obnoxious odor of mendacity in this room? You can smell it. It smells like death".

Posted by: Big Daddy's actual lines at August 19, 2024 10:32 PM (ufFY8)

190 How about crucifixion?

Not in the same way as Jesus, of course. I was thinking spreadeagled, maybe with railroad spikes involved, but let's not rule anything out.
Posted by: Dr. T

There's always the Terminator treatment: a vat of acid, or a steel press (I think).

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 19, 2024 10:33 PM (VNX3d)

191 got my blood work back, apparently I am normal
Posted by: Kindltot

Cool congrats me too, but what does the abby part mean?

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 10:33 PM (7BhDo)

192 Maybe bit we stole it from a bunch of theives. Also, could you show me anywhere that is still ruled by its original inhabitants?
Posted by: tankdemon

Here on the shores of the "Salish Sea" formally known as Puget Sound, the various tribes would have armed conflicts over who owned what. Guess those little spats had nothing to do with ownership.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 19, 2024 10:34 PM (vJiyU)

193 I don't she's crazy at all. She's running a grift, telling lies and passing them off as "opinion". She's living her best life.
Posted by: gKWVE at August 19, 2024 10:24 PM (gKWVE)

Her yearly salary is $30 million.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 10:34 PM (D7oie)

194 SFGoth - cool about your visitors. Tonight is supposed to be a super moon, so maybe that had something to do with it.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 19, 2024 10:35 PM (NMT5x)

195 Her yearly salary is $30 million.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 10:34 PM (D7oie)

She needs to make the acquaintance of a Nigerian Prince.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 10:35 PM (2nGGW)

196 Oatmeal always reminds me of sore feet and blisters whenever I eat it, altitude sickness, we always took it camping. Sort of high in protein, for a grain. If I make freeze-dried coffee along with it, it will bring me right back to the old hiking days. It's sort of filling for sure, but it's right up there with "Chinese food" for getting hungry again right away. Good fiber, that's important.

Kephart, in his 1914 classic "Camping and Woodcraft" rated Pork and Beans as the most "stick to the ribs" (practical) camp/fishing/hunting food. I sort of like Oatmeal if it has butter, salt, milk, brown sugar, and cinnamon. I tell myself I like it anyway. The steel cut "old fashioned" are a lot better than the little sugar-bomb instant packets.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2024 10:37 PM (ttNwz)

197 I will vote every time to ban marijuana. Period.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2024 10:14 PM (lHPJf)

Me too.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2024 10:37 PM (d9fT1)

198
1. that video does not match description
2. I thought drugs were legal? Why would thugs be selling them?
3. I thought guns were illegal? Where could they have come from.

14 mum of 8 at 33? Good for her! Way to repopulate. I bet she is married and hard working and not some slag on the welfare popping out kids with a dozen different fathers.

Posted by: Guy who knew natron at August 19, 2024 10:38 PM (+XDJC)

199 Good evening morons y gracias mh por el ont

I've been posting overnight news from Oakland on the Pixy thread for years. Watching civilization end.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2024 10:38 PM (JvZF+)

200 Gosh, did I miss Hillory's speech? Forgot all about it.

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 10:38 PM (yEg6H)

201 How about crucifixion?

Not in the same way as Jesus, of course. I was thinking spreadeagled, maybe with railroad spikes involved, but let's not rule anything out.
Posted by: Dr. T

There's always the Terminator treatment: a vat of acid, or a steel press (I think).
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 19, 2024 10:33 PM (VNX3d)

Maybe it would be better to give them a safe space... inside a cramped safe.

Or we could go with the oldies as well, and provide concrete footwear. Several types of marine animals could be fed that way.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 19, 2024 10:38 PM (VNX3d)

202 Did want to see the sweater AOC wore.

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 10:39 PM (yEg6H)

203 Other than anorexia and popularity, what did she ever beat?
Posted by: Wally at August 19, 2024 10:16 PM (9Uj9K)

Bubba?
James Carville?

Posted by: GWB at August 19, 2024 10:39 PM (CrXxA)

204 I've been posting overnight news from Oakland on the Pixy thread for years. Watching civilization end.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2024 10:38 PM (JvZF+)

I lived in North Oakland for 10 years. It was a shithole a long time ago, but at least it had some redeeming features: restaurants, bars, great food stores, etc.

Now?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2024 10:39 PM (d9fT1)

205 156
‘ the motor and the blower were jammed by a butter knife that somehow had gotten through the drum, past the lint screen, down the exhaust channel and jammed into the squirrel cage. ’

Well. That was unexpected.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 19, 2024 10:40 PM (3wi/L)

206 What is a zombie style knife?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2024 10:40 PM (63Dwl)

207 178 Rachel Maddow is even crazier than you think.

Good childbearing hips. Give her to the Cossacks they will fix her up.

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 10:40 PM (yEg6H)

208 And just like that poof Obamas 'folks' turned into Black Americans.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 10:40 PM (7BhDo)

209 Posted by: Big Daddy's actual lines at August 19, 2024 10:32 PM (ufFY

Been thinking about Dem mendacity a lot myself, Big Daddy.Sure have.

Posted by: Brick at August 19, 2024 10:41 PM (55boN)

210 What kinda tests? I got bloodwork last week. The CBC markers are perfect. A few other things are kind of weird. Not that I'm surprised.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 10:28 PM (KAi1n)

general broad panel from lipids to glucose, red blood cell size and quantities, and check on various metabolic stress indicators. I had some issues stemming from blood pressure that I suspect was due to Covid or someone shedding spike proteins from a jab

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 10:41 PM (D7oie)

211
‘ the motor and the blower were jammed by a butter knife that somehow had gotten through the drum, past the lint screen, down the exhaust channel and jammed into the squirrel cage. ’

Well. That was unexpected.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Million to one shot, doc!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2024 10:41 PM (63Dwl)

212 I will vote every time to ban marijuana. Period.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2024 10:14 PM (lHPJf)

Me too.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2024 10:37 PM (d9fT1)

The thing that gets me is the rank hypocrisy of the pot merchants, who claim it has miraculous medical powers. Yeah, riiight...

Was talking to a friend yesterday who lives in a tiny little town. There is an old house there, occupied by a member of the Chinese Mafia and his family, and they have a grow op there. I said, "you know those indoor grow ops are notorious firetraps, right?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 10:41 PM (2nGGW)

213 Yellow dogs and orange cats - good folks. Creamsickle, the huge orange and white dude, called for me just as I was about to take a wiz. I zipped up, went to the back window and there he was. I went outside and eventually he came over to me. Didn't eat or stay long, but he did very deliberately rub his mouth against my hand, the best one yet. (He does it once in a blue moon.) It's really cool to have a feral, furry friend who comes to visit and not just because of food. You're vouched for in a sense.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 10:26 PM (KAi1n)

I had yellow dog and an orange cat.
They were the best pets I ever had, and I still get sad when I think of them gone.
*raises glass*
Here's to Max and Henry.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 19, 2024 10:41 PM (FCbAQ)

214 ...It's really cool to have a feral, furry friend who comes to visit and not just because of food. You're vouched for in a sense.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 10:26 PM (KAi1n)
====
He checks on you regularly to see if you may have become edible.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2024 10:41 PM (JvZF+)

215 How can HDL be too high? (Within reason - an HDL of 200 might be a problem.) Years ago, when I was regularly pumping iron, my HDL was 75. I think my brother, who's got world-class conditioning at age 55 (not for 55, at 55 - his pulse is in the 30's) was around 100 or so some years back. Last year my HDL was 55 and now it's up to 63. Trigs are low at 53. My LDL is apparently high at 156 but I'm generally over 100. Bummed about my BP though - 116/76. Last year it was 100/66 though I haven't worked out in awhile. Pulse holding steady at 52 b/c cardio. Bloodwork is fascinating.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 10:41 PM (KAi1n)

216 14 mum of 8 at 33?

-

I'd seen someone discussing this recently. 10-15% of 8 men's incomes is a decent stay-at-home gig.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when women's jobs were genuinely important? at August 19, 2024 10:41 PM (cMJiJ)

217 206 What is a zombie style knife?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I was wondering that myself. The Brits want to ban it. Now I want one. Whatever it is.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 19, 2024 10:41 PM (sAmhv)

218 152 137 Rachel Maddow is even crazier than you think.
Posted by: huerfano at August 19, 2024 10:21 PM (VGOMa)

I don't she's crazy at all. She's running a grift, telling lies and passing them off as "opinion". She's living her best life.
Posted by: gKWVE at August 19, 2024 10:24 PM (gKWVE)

They all are. It wouldn't surprise me if someone took a picture of Maddow and Hannity laughing it up over drinks at P.J.O'Rourke's some late night.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2024 10:41 PM (IGRon)

219 I will vote every time to ban marijuana. Period.

The analogy I use is that people grew up drinking 3.2 beer, decided that wasn't too bad, and then legalized Everclear.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 19, 2024 10:41 PM (uxCna)

220 182 AOP

Next best smell: Hoppe's #9...🙂

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 19, 2024 10:42 PM (tQk2q)

221 >>>I not only fixed the problem, but I also got it back together and drying clothes again.
I call this a win.
Posted by: Kindltot
-----------------

Put a new belt on it while you were there/

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 10:42 PM (yEg6H)

222 Now we have people who couldn't murder their babies.
Lovely.

Boo fucking hoo.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 10:42 PM (ufFY8)

223 Oatmeal will work, in a pinch, as a bread-crumb or cracker crumb sub for meatloaf provided the ratio is kept a little on the low side, below the oat-ey taste. It doesn't add a good flavor to beef, I don't believe. A small handful per pound maybe.

Now Oatmeal Cookies - those are pretty good, and easy. I avoid making too many snacks for gainzz reasons but, peanut butter/oatmeal/ginger snap/molasses all have their utility. I'd make chocolate chip too, but chocolate around this place seems to undergo a phase shift in the time and space continuum and is unavailable generally, for making cookies.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2024 10:42 PM (ttNwz)

224 37 C'mon Mis Hum, we all know taxes are closer to 50%...more ice cream for the Rat!
Posted by: Some Rat

The reason I took early retirement was that I figured out what I was paying in taxes, including federal income tax, state income tax, property tax, city income tax, estimated gas tax, and estimated sales tax. It was close to fifty percent. Meanwhile, there was a couple next door to me living entirely off disability, and a few houses down from me was a mother with 3 daughters living entirely off welfare. There just wasn't any point in continuing to work. Oh, and the mother with 3 daughters? When her two oldest daughters turned fifteen, they each, also got knocked up and applied for benefits.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2024 10:43 PM (0Htd1)

225 Providing alcohol...to a prison work gang?

Looks like somebody never fixed the roof at Shawshank.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 19, 2024 10:43 PM (zdLoL)

226 207 178 Rachel Maddow is even crazier than you think.

Good childbearing hips. Give her to the Cossacks they will fix her up.
Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 10:40 PM (yEg,H)

She will need a massive dowery, massive.
- Yul Brenner

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 10:43 PM (7BhDo)

227 Shouldn't have fucked that guy, you hoor.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 10:43 PM (ufFY8)

228 Other than anorexia and popularity, what did she ever beat?
Posted by: Wally at August 19, 2024 10:16 PM (9Uj9K)

Bubba?
James Carville?
Posted by: GWB at August 19, 2024 1

A bunch of assistants and a few murder raps

Posted by: LASue at August 19, 2024 10:43 PM (lCppi)

229 "Have we not all seen Kathy Bates hobble James Caan in Misery?"
Posted by: Ribbed

I read that in college, during winter break, alone in the student apartment, and it was unusually cold for S.F. Misery was one well-written, creepy AF book.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 10:44 PM (KAi1n)

230 Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2024 10:41 PM (IGRon)

Hannity is the ultimate grifter.

I despise him.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2024 10:44 PM (d9fT1)

231 Like to cook my oats for about 6 minutes otherwise I start to whinny.

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 10:45 PM (yEg6H)

232 Its fun to attack a vice - until its yours.
Posted by: Blah

Exactly. Drugs are bad except when it's *your* drug.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 10:45 PM (KAi1n)

233 CBD, Oakland is a war zone. There is no law.

147 Local TV news reports a street fight in Oakland yesterday morning resulted in 4 GSWs, 2 fatal, 2 critical.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2024 07:14 AM (JvZF+)

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2024 10:45 PM (JvZF+)

234 >>>The thing that gets me is the rank hypocrisy of the pot merchants, who claim it has miraculous medical powers. Yeah, riiight...

Whenever someone tells me "Marijuana's a natural substance, you know," I always respond, "So's arsenic."

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2024 10:45 PM (lHPJf)

235 Local TV news reports a street fight in Oakland yesterday morning resulted in 4 GSWs, 2 fatal, 2 critical.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2024 07:14 AM (JvZF+)

Probably be 4-0 if they didn't hold the gun sideways and push the bullets out.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 10:47 PM (ufFY8)

236 Jill Biden still feels the sting of 'betrayal' from Democrats who privately offered support for her husband - and then publicly called for him to exit the presidential race - but the first lady is now looking forward, those close to her say.

Daily Mail

https://tinyurl.com/ax44avbk

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2024 10:47 PM (i24o9)

237 222 Now we have people who couldn't murder their babies.
Lovely.

----------

Seems like the live babies should at least get equal time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 10:47 PM (+o2mc)

238 The reason I took early retirement was that I figured out what I was paying in taxes, including federal income tax, state income tax, property tax, city income tax, estimated gas tax, and estimated sales tax. It was close to fifty percent. Meanwhile, there was a couple next door to me living entirely off disability, and a few houses down from me was a mother with 3 daughters living entirely off welfare. There just wasn't any point in continuing to work. Oh, and the mother with 3 daughters? When her two oldest daughters turned fifteen, they each, also got knocked up and applied for benefits.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Don't forget the taxes you pay for every company you buy from.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 19, 2024 10:48 PM (vJiyU)

239 Our little family moved out of Chicago in 1994. Gee, this week I wish we still lived there. ~~NOT!~~

Howdy, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - time unraveler at August 19, 2024 10:49 PM (pyR8c)

240 One sentence after advocating murdering children, this fucker quotes the Bible.

The devil uses scripture, indeed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 10:49 PM (ufFY8)

241 Well, I've had a long day and am starting to feel it. G'night.

Those that are watching the DNC, remember to take some uppers afterward. Or downers. Or maybe both.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2024 10:50 PM (lHPJf)

242 Fuck you, Andy Beshesr

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 10:50 PM (ufFY8)

243 Whenever someone tells me "Marijuana's a natural substance, you know," I always respond, "So's arsenic."
Posted by: Dr. T

I don't care whether it's natural; i care whether I like it. And I do.

BTW, you can get all the arsenic you need, and then some, in rice, brussel sprouts, alcohol, etc. And now, after doing some last-minute research on CA CCP 998, I'm going to ingest some green heated to 360F and then drink some herbal tea.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 10:50 PM (KAi1n)

244
Ka-mal-a

there's evil in her name

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 19, 2024 10:51 PM (NMT5x)

245 Perfect song!
Eve of Destruction indeed.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2024 10:51 PM (W/lyH)

246 I'm a sugar addict, can't have cookies in the house. Can't have chocolate bars either. Give me a Whitman's sampler and it's empty before I'm through.

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 10:51 PM (yEg6H)

247 For some reason, I'm starting to see old, colorized Flash Gordon serials with Buster Crabbe on YouTube. I may have to watch some of them this weekend.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 19, 2024 10:52 PM (VNX3d)

248 240 One sentence after advocating murdering children, this fucker quotes the Bible.

----------

If I'm remembering my Serpent on the Mount correctly, Jesus did say, "blessed are those who kill their innocent defenseless children, for they shall not be inconvenienced."

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 19, 2024 10:52 PM (+o2mc)

249
Don't forget the taxes you pay for every company you buy from.
Posted by: Some Rat

Just wait until we get an official Value Added Tax.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2024 10:52 PM (63Dwl)

250 Those that are watching the DNC, remember to take some uppers afterward. Or downers. Or maybe both.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2024 10:50 PM (lHPJf)

I want to see the Pali-bots break into the arena and begin murdering delegates.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 10:53 PM (2nGGW)

251 I read that in college, during winter break, alone in the student apartment, and it was unusually cold for S.F. Misery was one well-written, creepy AF book.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 10:44 PM (KAi1n)

1 month into a 2 month strategic deterrent patrol reading 1984 and listening to Soundgarden Badmotorfinger.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2024 10:53 PM (i24o9)

252 Ok, if Mushbrain doesn't speak after Warnock, I'm out.
Time to watch an episode of Troppo.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 10:53 PM (ufFY8)

253 It's fun to cook, the real stuff. It brings back memories. Parents would always feed kids oatmeal, or used to anyway. It's one of those things that is almost inedible by itself or totally bland anyhow, if you are wanting to be a purist a small amount of salt will bring out the flavor, but whole milk, butter, and sugar and cinnamon take it to a better place.

Granola is easy to make too. Honey works good here, or maple syrup. Don't forget the salt here, a lot of people neglect salt in homemade sweet/sour/chocolate. Extracts are cool too, lemon/orange, or zest. Mixed nuts.

For the oil - you want to use coconut or something actually healthy. Bacon grease is excellent for Granola. Butter is good too. Experiment. Lots of Cinnamon, naturally. Ginger is good too. Fresh ground nutmeg, allspice. Yum. Then on the trail you can mix up your favorite additions - MandMs, pineapple, dried apple, bananna, etc.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2024 10:53 PM (ttNwz)

254 Just saw a vid on utube
Standing double back flip third in world

What I'm wondering is which one of you morons made the first comment that showed.

Me with a beer in my hand and chip crumbs on my belly, "Doesn't count. Your knee touched."

Posted by: TeeJ at August 19, 2024 10:54 PM (aCV/b)

255
Perfect song!
Eve of Destruction indeed.
Posted by: Diogenes

And that was 1965.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2024 10:54 PM (63Dwl)

256 I'm a sugar addict, can't have cookies in the house. Can't have chocolate bars either. Give me a Whitman's sampler and it's empty before I'm through.
Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 10:51 PM (yEg6H)
====
I've got a large size Hershey bar hidden away in the freezer waiting until everyone else is asleep.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2024 10:54 PM (JvZF+)

257 For some reason, I'm starting to see old, colorized Flash Gordon serials with Buster Crabbe on YouTube. I may have to watch some of them this weekend.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 19, 2024 10:52 PM (VNX3d)

Wasn't Buster Crabbe an Olympic medalist in something, back when it meant something?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 10:54 PM (2nGGW)

258 Rachel Maddow is even crazier than you think.
Posted by: huerfano at August 19, 2024 10:21 PM (VGOMa)

I don't she's crazy at all. She's running a grift, telling lies and passing them off as "opinion". She's living her best life.
Posted by: gKWVE at August 19, 2024 10:24 PM (gKWVE)

They all are. It wouldn't surprise me if someone took a picture of Maddow and Hannity laughing it up over drinks at P.J.O'Rourke's some late night.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2024 10:41 PM (IGRon)
***

Well, they are TV shows.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2024 10:54 PM (W/lyH)

259 234
I agree with the argument that the pot hype is bullshit and its proponents are hypocrites and probably leftists.
But what sways me the most against it that turns millions of young people into lazy, worthless bums sitting on their asses smoking all day .

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 19, 2024 10:55 PM (3wi/L)

260 Great top picture. That is pretty much how I taught the kids about taxes.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2024 10:55 PM (W/lyH)

261 202 Did want to see the sweater AOC wore.

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 10:39 PM (yEg6H)

You don't hear much from or about AOC anymore. She sold-out to the DNC Establishment about 18-24 months ago. In return for something that we'll learn about in the next couple of years. Gillibrand's Senate seat? A shot at being the VP candidate in '28? A good Cabinet position in a Dem Administration elected in '28? She's not going to be satisfied with being a life-long congresscritter. Even though she's too stupid for that job.

And the hits keep on coming on DNC Commie Radio!

Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2024 10:56 PM (aBgBM)

262 Calvin Rutstrum, who did several camping books, swore by fruit cake. He had them made special for some expeditions. Lots of calories and tasty for a quick break.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 19, 2024 10:56 PM (dDSBl)

263 I've got a large size Hershey bar hidden away in the freezer waiting until everyone else is asleep.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2024 10:54 PM (JvZF+)

Make sure it's a wide mouth peanut butter jar.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 19, 2024 10:56 PM (NMT5x)

264 225 Providing alcohol...to a prison work gang?

Looks like somebody never fixed the roof at Shawshank.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 19, 2024 10:43 PM (zdLoL)

Funny story My oldest brother who was all Goodfella's without the ice picks served nine years.

After visiting the bro for nine years he got a release date and was transferred to a work farm in Leesburg. On the rare occasion I visited without parents at age 15 by this time divine there by older bro the genius oldest bro presented us with an angle. He showed up stamps worth cash and suggested we buy a case of pints of vodka, Drive past the farm with the dome light on and on the return pass lower the package packed with the pints out the passenger side door. "only slow down. don't stop" On the way home I realized "We aint doing this"! The man just served 9 years.. One month latewr he was working on our job jail house mentality. He found a maxwell house can then cut down the ladies closeling to create a makeshift tool belt. HE NEVER LOOKED BACK!! Today he has a son A Township Police Captain.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 10:56 PM (7BhDo)

265 Warnock boring to death those babies not yet killed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 10:56 PM (ufFY8)

266 I have never seen someone get so stoned they beat the fuck out of their wife and kids.
Alcohol on the otherhand...
Pot calling the kettle black.

Posted by: Reforger at August 19, 2024 10:57 PM (xcIvR)

267 >>Legalize weed, they said.

>>It's a harmless product of Mother Earth, they said.

Like alcohol.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2024 10:57 PM (LkLld)

268 I stumbled upon "History of the U.S. Navy" on Amazon Video. Format is a talking head, who was a professor of history at Annapolis. A good show, as he covers the battles of the USN since pre-Revolution days, giving a bit of the geopolitics while not getting bogged down with excessive details.
Bad news is, it leaves Amazon at the end of the month, so I need to hurry to get to the end. Couch Potato mode on!

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 19, 2024 10:58 PM (U00Z8)

269 the motor and the blower were jammed by a butter knife

You dry your silverware in your clothes dryer? Did I miss that chapter in the Stuff Dudes Do handbook?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 19, 2024 10:58 PM (MMu89)

270 These people are of a death cult. They are of the Netherworld. Therefore, f*ck these people. . . .with a blow torch. . . .to their ends.

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Presidents who shower with daughters at August 19, 2024 10:58 PM (2FwlN)

271 She will need a massive dowery, massive.
- Yul Brenner
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 202

I just read his wiki page yesterday after I came across Anastasia on the boob tube.

Didn’t know he renounced his American citizenship. ( taxes) No big deal since looks like he never had any loyalty to any of the multiple countries he lived in.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 10:58 PM (B1dzx)

272 They all are. It wouldn't surprise me if someone took a picture of Maddow and Hannity laughing it up over drinks at P.J.O'Rourke's some late night.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at

100%

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at August 19, 2024 10:59 PM (X6nuc)

273 Stolen land..

You know, it was unfortunate that when we first came here to discover our country, some people were already here

But, whaddya gonna do
History is funny that way

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 10:59 PM (/7KEl)

274 263 I've got a large size Hershey bar hidden away in the freezer waiting until everyone else is asleep.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2024 10:54 PM (JvZF+)

Pro Tip:
After hiding it in the freezer
Hide it in yer pantz for a you'za
- Tampon Tim

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 10:59 PM (7BhDo)

275 Calvin must have influenced the military ration guys. They sort of always insisted over the years on some sort of dessert confection loaded up with lots of stuff. "Cherry Nut Cake" was even a staple in then-new MRE. A brick, and ended up in the gut the same way most likely.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2024 10:59 PM (ttNwz)

276 273 Stolen land..

You know, it was unfortunate that when we first came here to discover our country, some people were already here

But, whaddya gonna do
History is funny that way
Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 10:59 PM (/7KEl)

Really.. Oh were yous gonna use that?
- Zombie Christopher Columbus

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 11:01 PM (7BhDo)

277 "Cherry Nut Cake" was even a staple in then-new MRE. A brick, and ended up in the gut the same way most likely.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2024 10:59 PM (ttNwz)

Sounds like a category on Pr0nHub.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 11:01 PM (2nGGW)

278 Get on with it, Warnock. Good Lord.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 11:01 PM (ufFY8)

279 Warnock is up.

Heh.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:01 PM (hfu0f)

280 259 'But what sways me the most against it that turns millions of young people into lazy, worthless bums sitting on their asses smoking all day.'

I think that's the whole point. Easier to control and manipulate...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 19, 2024 11:02 PM (tQk2q)

281 For a political party that believes government should look like America, based on tonight's DNC lineup it seems the US population is 55 percent black, 45 percent white. Hispanics and Asians? Get lost. There aren't enough of you in Blue Shithole Cities in Swing States.

Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2024 11:02 PM (aBgBM)

282 >>>My HDL is a tad low, so they suggested I exercise more. when I asked if that wasn't what they would have suggested if my HDL was too high, the nurse admitted that yes, that is what they suggest when the HDL is too high.

Personally I am hoping to exercise just enough but not too mcuh so I don't decrease my HDL further. I mean, how embarassing/
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 10:00 PM (D7oie)
------------------------

Very much good luck to you. I've gone through diets and exercise routines with no results. Well, too much fat and the LDL goes up. But my problem is low HDL and the only thing that keeps it one point in the reference range are statins.

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 11:02 PM (yEg6H)

283 Warnock is up.

Heh.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:01 PM (hfu0f)

Need to follow him with Dick Cheney. Warnock and War Cock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 11:02 PM (2nGGW)

284 Warnock has been blathering.

LOL, Mrs. DIG just said of the crowd, "they look like half-wits"

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 11:02 PM (ufFY8)

285 I can't bear to watch that smug drunkard Hillary.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 10:02 PM (jdHxK)

I turned off my phone for a bit because it wasn't working , and in the meantime I had a fund raising thing come in from the Trump. campaign saying, "Hillary hates you!" I didn't actually need a fund raising message to tell me that. I already knew that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2024 11:03 PM (GdzD/)

286
When your name is Fosty
And you're found in Ft. Marcy
That's A Moida

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 19, 2024 11:03 PM (NMT5x)

287 I'll weigh in on the weed. I have been straight-laced all my life. In college, I was on a Div I sports team and could have been randomly tested at any time. Ever since then, I've been in a profession where it's possible you could lose your license if you got rung up for pot. So I never did it and assumed those medical Marijuana folks just wanted to get high.

Then about 4-5 years ago my hip needed replacement. The pain was such that I'd be standing talking to someone and instantly I'd have to lie down. I'm sure others here have felt it. I have lots of good leftover drugs from prior surgeries, but those didn't cut it at all. I'd lie awake for hours trying to find a position that wasn't agony.

Then I tried some weed. It worked fantastically, and almost instantly. It also made me queasy and I had to lie down, but it was amazing - a real life saver.

I don't do it any more, although I can feel my other hip starting to go... I don't think it is harmless. It's probably as bad as cigarettes, but with more schizophrenia. But damn it works on acute pain. I was shocked.

Posted by: 496 at August 19, 2024 11:04 PM (tIVQ5)

288 When your name is Fosty
And you're found in Ft. Marcy
That's A Moida
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 19, 2024 11:03 PM (NMT5x)

Heh! Good one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 11:04 PM (2nGGW)

289 280

‘ Easier to control and manipulate... ’

‘Opiate of the masses?’ “No that’s that’s too diabolical “
‘Hallucinogen of the masses?’
“Much better”

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 19, 2024 11:05 PM (3wi/L)

290 Stolen land.

We have a bone to pick with you, mammals.

Posted by: The Dinosaurs at August 19, 2024 11:05 PM (U00Z8)

291
I just read his wiki page yesterday after I came across Anastasia on the boob tube.

Didn’t know he renounced his American citizenship. ( taxes) No big deal since looks like he never had any loyalty to any of the multiple countries he lived in.
Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 10:58 PM (B1dz

That and it was a reference to Taras Bulba Cossack tribal warrior. Great film.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 11:05 PM (7BhDo)

292 Well, my meager dinner of cheese smokies in sausage buns is eaten, and it was yummy. Didn't burn them this time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 11:06 PM (2nGGW)

293 Jesus Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers

Numbers aren't reflecting the individual. Eat a balanced diet. Move your body. Don't be a methhead.

Not difficult. We are all going to die. When it's your time, boom. You're done.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:06 PM (hfu0f)

294 We have a bone to pick with you, mammals.
Posted by: The Dinosaurs at August 19, 2024 11:05 PM (U00Z

Meh. You all boarded Ark Five, and abandoned it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 11:07 PM (2nGGW)

295 Maybe Elvis was on to something?

Bacon/peanut butter/banana cookies, should be able to tweak the fat/carb/protein ratio to make the most perfectly nutritional hiking food. Just bring a sack of those. Maybe for solo hikes, after about a 3 days your buddies will throw you off a cliff in the night in your sleeping bag.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2024 11:07 PM (ttNwz)

296 "Gosh, did I miss Hillory's speech? Forgot all about it."

She reminded the world the she was cackling before cackling was cool.

Posted by: Ripley at August 19, 2024 11:07 PM (PTDkx)

297
LOL, Mrs. DIG just said of the crowd, "they look like half-wits"
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

It sounds like Mrs. DIG is mighty generous in her assigning of wit levels. Those bastards' wit meters are thiiiiis close to tagging the zero detent.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2024 11:08 PM (xG4kz)

298 Here on the shores of the "Salish Sea" formally known as Puget Sound, the various tribes would have armed conflicts over who owned what. Guess those little spats had nothing to do with ownership.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 19, 2024 10:34 PM (vJiyU)

When the white man came here, they ended slavery among the tribes. Now they enslave gamblers.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2024 11:08 PM (W/lyH)

299 Stolen land..

You know, it was unfortunate that when we first came here to discover our country, some people were already here

But, whaddya gonna do
History is funny that way
Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 10:59 PM (/7KEl)

Ya know what they say, one good turn deserves another.

I say we arm the Indians and send them over to conquer Europe.

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2024 11:08 PM (1Yy3c)

300 290 Stolen land.

We have a bone to pick with you, mammals.
Posted by: The Dinosaurs at August 19, 2024 11:05 PM (U00Z

Stolen Lands? not swollen glands?
-nevernind Zombie Roseanne Roseannadanna

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 11:08 PM (7BhDo)

301 Warnock has been blathering.

LOL, Mrs. DIG just said of the crowd, "they look like half-wits"
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2024 11:02 PM (ufFY

That's giving them waaaay too much credit -- by half.

Posted by: RickZ at August 19, 2024 11:09 PM (gKDq2)

302 Bummed about my BP though - 116/76. Last year it was 100/66 though I haven't worked out in awhile. Pulse holding steady at 52 b/c cardio. Bloodwork is fascinating.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 10:41 PM (KAi1n)

120/70 is ideal for someone in their 20's, so I wouldn't worry too much about that.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 11:09 PM (D7oie)

303 DOCTOR Jill Biden is up next.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:09 PM (hfu0f)

304
She reminded the world the she was cackling before cackling was cool.

Posted by: Ripley

Did she challenge Kammie to a mid-afternoon drinking contest?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2024 11:09 PM (xG4kz)

305 Maybe Elvis was on to something?

Bacon/peanut butter/banana cookies, should be able to tweak the fat/carb/protein ratio to make the most perfectly nutritional hiking food. Just bring a sack of those. Maybe for solo hikes, after about a 3 days your buddies will throw you off a cliff in the night in your sleeping bag.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2024 11:07 PM (ttNwz)

Fool’s Gold Loaf

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 11:10 PM (B1dzx)

306 When the white man came here, they ended slavery among the tribes. Now they enslave gamblers.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2024 11:08 PM (W/lyH)

My perennial joke is that the Casa Grande Ruin at Coolidge, AZ, was the first-ever Indian Casino, and it went broke and was abandoned because there were no white men to fleece.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 11:10 PM (2nGGW)

307 287
‘ But damn it works on acute pain. I was shocked.’

I guess I sound a little judgmental. Using marijuana for pain control and in moderation. A-OK.

Using marijuana recreationally and indiscriminately? That’s going to change a lot of lives.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 19, 2024 11:11 PM (3wi/L)

308 496,
My husband went through that, before we met. He had his hip joints die and both were replaced. He talked about how painful it was. A friend gave him opium tea. You can make it out of the leaves and stems. Works really well. Something to keep in mind for the burning times.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 19, 2024 11:11 PM (dDSBl)

309 Stolen land.

We have a bone to pick with you, mammals.
Posted by: The Dinosaurs at August 19, 2024 11:05 PM (U00Z

Ahem!

Posted by: Dino Killing Meteor at August 19, 2024 11:11 PM (W/lyH)

310 Did Biden give a message or they haven't t had him sufficiently medicated to do that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2024 11:12 PM (GdzD/)

311 Fool’s Gold Loaf
Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 11:10 PM (B1dzx)

I first learned of it in a pretty good RomCom movie called The F Word.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 11:12 PM (B1dzx)

312 298 Here on the shores of the "Salish Sea" formally known as Puget Sound, the various tribes would have armed conflicts over who owned what. Guess those little spats had nothing to do with ownership.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 19, 2024 10:34 PM (vJiyU)

When the white man came here, they ended slavery among the tribes. Now they enslave gamblers.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2024 11:08 PM (W/lyH)

Seriously it was a sad day when we fucked up the US. The piles of Buffaloe skull pics and the nut jobs racing the cut down redwoods... plus all the rest. Heart breaking. The Indians had their shit together BUT WTF We won....

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 11:12 PM (7BhDo)

313 Did Biden give a message or they haven't t had him sufficiently medicated to do that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2024 11:12 PM (GdzD/)

Probably saving him for the Grand Finale.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 11:13 PM (2nGGW)

314
Name names, D'Jill!

Name names!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2024 11:14 PM (xG4kz)

315 I think I'm going to barf

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:14 PM (sNOR2)

316 Put a new belt on it while you were there/
Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 10:42 PM (yEg6H)

I thought the motor was roached, I mostly was checking to make sure before I ordered a replacement. I got lucky.

Dryers are fairly easy to take apart and put back together. except for the problem of the 220 power need, I would get a broken one and just turn it into a fruit dryer by gutting it and putting in mesh racks.
I almost did that once, but I found a dead freezer that I think has worked for that better.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 11:14 PM (D7oie)

317 Then I tried some weed. It worked fantastically, and almost instantly. It also made me queasy and I had to lie down, but it was amazing - a real life saver.

I don't do it any more, although I can feel my other hip starting to go... I don't think it is harmless. It's probably as bad as cigarettes, but with more schizophrenia. But damn it works on acute pain. I was shocked.
Posted by: 496 at August 19, 2024 11:04 PM (tIVQ5)

Well...Hippies! Duh!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2024 11:14 PM (W/lyH)

318 I don't know. Once in a while I'd like to see the goats listed. The lowest number of comments (above a single comment), the lowest number of sock puppets (like the people who had just one good sock puppet joke in them for the week).
Posted by: GWB at August 19, 2024 10:30 PM (CrXxA)

Remember when 'goat' meant a loser?

Now the kids all use it for Greatest Of All Time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 19, 2024 11:14 PM (y31cs)

319 Night Nurse!

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 11:14 PM (D7oie)

320 Guess how many different tribes occupied the same land at different times across America ?

Yeah a lot.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 11:14 PM (B1dzx)

321 @300 Emily Littela, not Roseanne Rosannadanna

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 11:15 PM (gXGVH)

322 My beef with the global warming kooks wanting to ban bovine methane emissions is we had millions of buffalo without any warming. Just sayin.. fart fart fart

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 11:15 PM (7BhDo)

323 I'm not complaining, but I've noticed a severe lack of bagpipes in the Mystery Clicks.
For those like myself, who appreciate the Instrument of the Gods, I offer this:

https://youtu.be/HXm8JdC4k4c

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 19, 2024 11:15 PM (U00Z8)

324 Biden family hasn't showed up at the convention yet.

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 11:15 PM (yEg6H)

325 313 Did Biden give a message or they haven't t had him sufficiently medicated to do that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2024 11:12 PM (GdzD/)

Probably saving him for the Grand Finale.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 11:13 PM (2nGGW)

They don't want him on during TV prime time.

Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2024 11:16 PM (aBgBM)

326 Correction, Jill's about to come..on stage == she's there.

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 11:16 PM (yEg6H)

327 Beau!

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:16 PM (sNOR2)

328 I think I'm going to barf
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:14 PM (sNOR2)

lol Barf.

Barfolomew.

I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2024 11:16 PM (1Yy3c)

329 321 @300 Emily Littela, not Roseanne Rosannadanna
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 11:15 PM (gXGVH)

Zactly I googled Leticia yesterday as a first name.. Anna bananna popped up.. TY

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 11:16 PM (7BhDo)

330 324 Biden family hasn't showed up at the convention yet.
Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 11:15 PM (yEg6H)

----------

$10 says Biden is wondering why Javits Center is empty tonight.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 11:17 PM (+o2mc)

331 Oh ffs. I don't know if I can last longer

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:17 PM (sNOR2)

332 Werner has become privy to a curious instance - Timothée Chalamet, noted femme fatale of the cinema that is Dune, reached out to me in hopes of taking his career in a more artistic direction, wondering if I had any projects on tap where his Franco-American talents could be of use. Perverse Frogling, I told him, Werner ain't got time for that. Don't nobody got time for that.

This was not the curious instance; Kathy Griffin rings me multiple times a day, and the late Margot Kidder inhabited my attic for days, seeking a "really bitchin' role." All in Tinseltown are plagued by these distractions - do not even get Werner started on Terri Garr.

Nein, the curious instance was an e-mail attachment that Chalomet sent me, in hopes that Werner might be impressed. with his knowledge of current US politics. I responded with an assurance that, should Werner open the attachment and find out anything about Nigerian Princes or a trivial virus, young Tim would be limping in the near future. One must be firm with these Theater Kids, it is all they understand.

The file name was "DNC Style Protocol." This was unique. Werner opened it , and... Scheisse, another post is needed.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 19, 2024 11:17 PM (tmPIh)

333 Dr Jilltard is on and she has her best Hoor dress on

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 19, 2024 11:17 PM (1FWWQ)

334 It's going to take all of us!

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:17 PM (sNOR2)

335 @329 no problem. Both very funny characters. Gilda Radner was a hoot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 11:18 PM (gXGVH)

336 >>I don't do it any more, although I can feel my other hip starting to go... I don't think it is harmless. It's probably as bad as cigarettes, but with more schizophrenia. But damn it works on acute pain. I was shocked.

The orthopedic practice I used to "fix" my back was headed by two doctors. One was the surgeon and the other focused on therapeutics. The latter was the one who did the steroid shots to try and avoid surgery as well as administered the drugs post surgery.

He eventually quit to help head the state regulated legal marijuana system because he was so disgusted with the state of the medical community aka the legal drug dealers. Weed is a lollipop compared to the cornucopia of drugs doctors hand out daily.

Anything you put in your body has consequences and that includes the much celebrated alcohol which has been destroying lives long before weed became scary. But respectable people like alcohol so it gets a pass. It's a silly argument all depending on whose ox is being gored, shaken or stirred.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2024 11:18 PM (LkLld)

337 Here comes Ashley.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:18 PM (sNOR2)

338 Stolen valor trump says the medal he doles out to his friends has more meaning and is more important then the medal of honor. Most veterans and the V.F.W. disagree with bonespurs the draft dodger.

Posted by: raimondo at August 19, 2024 11:18 PM (iBwo0)

339 Did Biden give a message or they haven't t had him sufficiently medicated to do that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2024 11:12 PM (GdzD/)

Probably saving him for the Grand Finale.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

He does his Human Cannonball routine? Or does Joey get the hook after a couple of minutes?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 19, 2024 11:19 PM (VNX3d)

340 324 Biden family hasn't showed up at the convention yet.

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 11:15 PM (yEg6H)

DOCTOR Jill is now praising Kamala. I wonder what bribes and/or threats were needed for this to happen?

See y'all tomorrow.

Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2024 11:19 PM (aBgBM)

341 Seriously? Ashley Biden?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 19, 2024 11:19 PM (1FWWQ)

342 I guess I sound a little judgmental. Using marijuana for pain control and in moderation. A-OK.

Using marijuana recreationally and indiscriminately? That’s going to change a lot of lives.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 19, 2024 11:11 PM (3wi/L)
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Nah - I'm a little judgmental too. But if anyone out there thinks like I did that medical Marijuana is just folks wanting to get high, well, I swear it works great. In my experience it kind of compartmentalized the brain. The pain I was in seemed to go in a compartment. Then my mind would drift off elsewhere and away from that compartment. If I wanted to, I could always access the pain, but I just sort of forgot about it... much like a stoner.

Really good stuff for pain

Posted by: 496 at August 19, 2024 11:19 PM (LqpHp)

343 Just sayin.. fart fart fart
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 11:15 PM (7BhDo)

But those were organic farts.

https://youtu.be/iukUMRlaBBE

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 11:19 PM (2nGGW)

344 I’ve known functional potheads and I’ve known functional alcoholics. I prefer the alcoholic.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 11:20 PM (B1dzx)

345 DNC....Cartoons make way more sense, and are funner and more real. Screw those regressive Marxists. My blood pressure is much more stable with cartoons...🤪
Not even gonna watch anymore DNC fantasy land 'promises'.
Bunch of brain dead kumquats...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 19, 2024 11:21 PM (tQk2q)

346 Probably saving him for the Grand Finale.

Is that when he resigns and there's much celebration for the first female President and then they crown her like a Miss America pageant except with older and not as attractive people?

I admire the intestinal fortitude of folks actually tuning into this, but I'm going to have a cup of Sleepytime mint tea and read a Georgette Heyer novel. Much more soothing than listening to ranting Dems

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2024 11:21 PM (57pTf)

347 Ashley's up now. Dad's coming next.

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 11:22 PM (yEg6H)

348 77 Eve of Destruction is such a great song - I've never heard a bad version of it. I think even the Muppets did a darn good rendition of it once.
Posted by: 496 at August 19, 2024 10:09 PM (oxbo

I remember when EOD came out. Wow it was Dylan, Donivan , Buffalo Springfield. that was 1964 um still waiting for the EOD Barry lmao

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 11:22 PM (7BhDo)

349 Ashley's up now. Dad's coming next.
Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 11:22 PM (yEg6H)

Sounds like a rehab meeting.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 11:22 PM (B1dzx)

350 Didn't we exactly follow the existing legal code regarding land ownership in North America?

I believe the law at the time stated that whichever tribe could displace a preceding tribe, then became the rightful owner of the land.

I have not seen any law or precedent to the contrary.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 19, 2024 11:22 PM (HlyYF)

351 This is the same woman who claimed Joe assaulted her in the shower?

How much are they paying her?

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:23 PM (rCGG6)

352 They call the wind raimondo

raimondo. raimondo. They call the wind raimondo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 11:23 PM (+o2mc)

353 We had a friend that was parapalegic. Pot was the most effective thing to control leg spasms.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 19, 2024 11:23 PM (dDSBl)

354 Chalomet had apparently received leaked information from the highest reaches of the Democratic Party Establishment. This was foolish on their part, but they are not given to sustained thinking about consequences. The document established the protocol of address for nominee Kamala Harris. Werner introduces it here:

Kamala, Hawk Tuah Empress, First of her name, Divine Shadow of Kneepads, Defender of Transgender Hobbyism, Protector of the Box Wine Constituency, Ocasio Cortez Enabler, Tsar of Borders and other Book Shops, Proclaimer of the Unburdened, Regent of Vermont, Bernie Sanders Kneecapper, Biden's Bane, Subverter of Clintons, Lady of Cats To Whom All Bases Are Belong, Princess of the Misty Isles of Dearborn, Cackle Queen, Immanetizer of the Eschaton, Last King of Scotland When Forest Whitaker Is Busy, Sauron's Apprentice.

Such was to be their mode of address. Werner has seen much, but even he is somewhat shaken by this. Following were suggested brief terms of respect for the Kamala, which must appear in a final post.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 19, 2024 11:24 PM (tmPIh)

355 "Joe Biden, is the ultimate 'girl dad'.
_Ashley

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 11:24 PM (yEg6H)

356 Beau ! Courage dear heart!

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:24 PM (rCGG6)

357 347 - nobody's said phrasing yet? lol

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 19, 2024 11:24 PM (NMT5x)

358 Ashley's up now. Dad's coming next.
Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 11:22 PM (yEg6H)

***

I see what you did there. Gross... AND accurate

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 19, 2024 11:24 PM (1FWWQ)

359 347 Ashley's up now. Dad's coming next.
Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 11:22 PM (yEg6H)

---------

It's probably a rare occasion that she sees him without a boner.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 11:24 PM (+o2mc)

360 fart fart fart
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 11:15 PM (7BhDo)

Letting off steam?

Posted by: ALH at August 19, 2024 11:24 PM (xJEPL)

361 Ashley's up now. Dad's coming next.
Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 11:22 PM (yEg6H)

That's a switch. He usually comes first.

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2024 11:24 PM (1Yy3c)

362
Didn't we exactly follow the existing legal code regarding land ownership in North America?

I believe the law at the time stated that whichever tribe could displace a preceding tribe, then became the rightful owner of the land.

I have not seen any law or precedent to the contrary.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot

King of the Hill doctrine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2024 11:24 PM (63Dwl)

363 Oh ffs.

This is bullshit

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:24 PM (rCGG6)

364 We had a friend that was parapalegic. Pot was the most effective thing to control leg spasms.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 19, 2024 11:23 PM (dDSBl)

Meh, I was orthopelagic. And the water kept putting my joints out.

Posted by: Aquaman at August 19, 2024 11:24 PM (2nGGW)

365 333 Dr Jilltard is on and she has her best Hoor dress on
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 19, 2024 11:17 PM (1FWWQ)

Which couch did she cut it from?

Posted by: JD Vance at August 19, 2024 11:25 PM (oDAGm)

366 >> Hannity is the ultimate grifter. I despise him.

ITA…my biggest beef is that he actually text’d potus on j6 and tried telling him what to do.

who tf did he think he was?!!

Posted by: cherries are the best at August 19, 2024 11:25 PM (2vCd0)

367 Plus I wouldn't have wanted to listen to slum lord Raphael Warnock.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2024 11:25 PM (57pTf)

368 This is the same woman who claimed Joe assaulted her in the shower?

How much are they paying her?

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:23 PM (rCGG6)

I imagine the abusive control never really goes away.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2024 11:25 PM (i24o9)

369 Probably saving him for the Grand Finale.

Is that when he resigns and there's much celebration for the first female President and then they crown her like a Miss America pageant except with older and not as attractive people?

I admire the intestinal fortitude of folks actually tuning into this, but I'm going to have a cup of Sleepytime mint tea and read a Georgette Heyer novel. Much more soothing than listening to ranting Dems

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2024 11:21 PM (57pTf)
***

I hope.the little.Russian Border Guard with the flash light shows up.
Speech Vear! Very niccccee.
Evenik Vear! Very niccceee.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2024 11:26 PM (W/lyH)

370 Beau

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 11:26 PM (yEg6H)

371 First night themes:
1) Abortion is a constitutional right and it's heartless to not make it available anywhere anytime
2) Trump is a lying, traitorous, evil misogynist
3) Joe Biden is a saint who is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being anyone has ever known in their lives.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 19, 2024 11:26 PM (J8OCH)

372 Which couch did she cut it from?
Posted by: JD Vance at August 19, 2024 11:25 PM (oDAGm)

***

Something taken from Studio 54

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 19, 2024 11:26 PM (1FWWQ)

373 The Indians had their shit together BUT WTF We won....
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It!

Gotta disagree a bit with you there. Take the current population make them a stone age society and they're competing with Africa as the worst shitholes on the planet. (sorry, I get a little peeved when folks wander close to the "noble" savage meme)

Posted by: Some Rat at August 19, 2024 11:26 PM (vJiyU)

374 I can't believe they have relegated the sitting POTUS to a speaking spot on Monday after 11:30.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2024 11:27 PM (LkLld)

375 Something taken from Studio 54
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 19, 2024 11:26 PM (1FWWQ)

With Maggie Trudeau's cooch stains on it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 11:27 PM (2nGGW)

376 So, Ashley showered Joe with praise.

Posted by: JD Vance at August 19, 2024 11:28 PM (oDAGm)

377
How much are they paying her?
Posted by: nurse ratched

True believers do the work for no pay.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2024 11:28 PM (63Dwl)

378 Good evening everyone.

There's no place like home.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2024 11:28 PM (WXNFJ)

379 Umm, I was supposed to take that sock off, wasn't I?

Posted by: tankdemon at August 19, 2024 11:28 PM (oDAGm)

380 So, Ashley showered Joe with praise.
Posted by: JD Vance at August 19, 2024 11:28 PM (oDAGm)

Heh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 11:28 PM (2nGGW)

381 Dr Jilltard is on and she has her best Hoor dress on
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 19, 2024 11:17 PM (1FWWQ)
-----

Which couch did she cut it from?
Posted by: JD Vance at August 19, 2024 11:25 PM (oDAGm)

To be fair, that's better than Hillary's Kirby vacuum cleaner bag dresses. Oh, and her moo-moos are pretty horrid, too.

Posted by: RickZ at August 19, 2024 11:29 PM (gKDq2)

382 Biden is up.

And the crowd goes wild.

Please get all yelly and say the n word.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:29 PM (RWslB)

383 My prediction is this will be Joe's last big speech ever and he is dead by November 1

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 19, 2024 11:30 PM (J8OCH)

384 Indians didn't have the wheel til Whitey got here

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 11:30 PM (/7KEl)

385 Here comes Ashley.
Posted by: nurse ratched,

Does she have the shower cap on?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 19, 2024 11:30 PM (MMu89)

386 Indians didn't have the wheel til Whitey got here

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 11:30 PM (/7KEl)

Smallpox, neither.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2024 11:30 PM (i24o9)

387 Biden is up.

And the crowd goes wild.
Please get all yelly and say the n word.
Posted by: nurse ratched

How does he look for a guy who was stabbed in the back?

Posted by: Some Rat at August 19, 2024 11:31 PM (vJiyU)

388
I believe the law at the time stated that whichever tribe could displace a preceding tribe, then became the rightful owner of the land.

"Yeah, well, we used to live over there (points), but then in my grandfather's time some assholes came out of the south and pushed us to here, but we're having none of THAT, so we're laying plans to give those pussies living west of here the proverbial shove off the edge of the cliff and then we'll be sitting pretty, I'll tell you ..."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2024 11:31 PM (xG4kz)

389 This is a spectacular Soviet production

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 19, 2024 11:31 PM (1FWWQ)

390 Puke

Let's give a special round for Jill!

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:31 PM (RWslB)

391 Illinois NG will help CPD with maintaining public order

just now on the wireless

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 11:31 PM (/7KEl)

392 Biden' opener should be, "et tu, Kamala?"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 11:32 PM (+o2mc)

393 Spontaneous combustion

That's my prayer

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:32 PM (RWslB)

394
I hope.the little.Russian Border Guard with the flash light shows up.
Speech Vear! Very niccccee.
Evenik Vear! Very niccceee.
Posted by: Diogenes

How much did a Wendy's burger cost back then?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2024 11:32 PM (63Dwl)

395 Look at that crowd! I'm going to have the best week ever!

Posted by: Monkeypox at August 19, 2024 11:33 PM (9Uj9K)

396 Oh here we go.

Fuck you joe.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:33 PM (RWslB)

397 Brutus and Cassius...these are honorable men.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 19, 2024 11:33 PM (YIxO9)

398 Joe Yellin

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2024 11:33 PM (63Dwl)

399 Illinois NG will help CPD with maintaining public order

just now on the wireless
Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 11:31 PM (/7KEl)

"Every man of foreign race, will love Herr Pritzker's face, when we bring to the world disorder."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 11:33 PM (2nGGW)

400 He's all yelly.

Say the n word. Fuck you joe.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:34 PM (RWslB)

401 Gotta disagree a bit with you there. Take the current population make them a stone age society and they're competing with Africa as the worst shitholes on the planet. (sorry, I get a little peeved when folks wander close to the "noble" savage meme)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 19, 2024 11:26 PM (vJiyU)

I rather enjoy the thought that anthropologists have to both think that the noble savages were the best, most ecologically and socially balanced people in the world, and that they also wiped out the American megafauna in a paroxysm of violence in about a thousand years.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 11:34 PM (D7oie)

402 This is a spectacular Soviet production

Yep.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 19, 2024 11:34 PM (mH6SG)

403 Peril and possibility

What?

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:34 PM (RWslB)

404 375 Something taken from Studio 54
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 19, 2024 11:26 PM (1FWWQ)

With Maggie Trudeau's cooch stains on it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 11:27 PM (2nGGW)

That ended up being the best part of Justin.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 19, 2024 11:34 PM (NMT5x)

405 Blech. I can't believe I am watching this shit

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 19, 2024 11:34 PM (1FWWQ)

406 Crowd trying to cut him off

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:35 PM (RWslB)

407 395 Look at that crowd! I'm going to have the best week ever!
Posted by: Monkeypox at August 19, 2024 11:33 PM (9Uj9K)

See here, boys and girls? This, THIS, is why you should never read AoSHQ comments while trying to drink.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 19, 2024 11:35 PM (oDAGm)

408 So, Ashley showered Joe with praise.
Posted by: JD Vance at August 19, 2024 11:28

Oh, my. When she started telling a story about Daddy and being 8 I'm thinking is she high and gonna talk about showering together?

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 19, 2024 11:35 PM (55Qr6)

409 I hope we can replay "you can't only love your country when you win" in January 2025 when riots descend on the Trump inauguration.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 19, 2024 11:35 PM (YIxO9)

410 406 Crowd trying to cut him off
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:35 PM (RWslB)

I thought the Democratic Party leadership did that already.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 19, 2024 11:36 PM (oDAGm)

411 They need to patent that formula. Haven't seen Joe look this good in a long time.

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 11:36 PM (yEg6H)

412 I rather enjoy the thought that anthropologists have to both think that the noble savages were the best, most ecologically and socially balanced people in the world, and that they also wiped out the American megafauna in a paroxysm of violence in about a thousand years.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 11:34 PM (D7oie)

----------

Not um paroxysm. It take um weeks.

Posted by: Chief Knockahoma at August 19, 2024 11:36 PM (+o2mc)

413 He's all yelly.
Say the n word. Fuck you joe.
Posted by: nurse ratched

joey trying to show them they made a mistake?

Posted by: Some Rat at August 19, 2024 11:36 PM (vJiyU)

414 Who the fuck is running the country?

It isn't this retard.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:36 PM (RWslB)

415 Democracy has prevailed.

Heh.

Your plane's waiting at Meigs Field bro.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 19, 2024 11:36 PM (YIxO9)

416 Why must that man scream?!

What are they chanting? Please don't go?

Posted by: L - If... (Cellphone) at August 19, 2024 11:36 PM (NFX2v)

417 I'm a sugar addict, can't have cookies in the house. Can't have chocolate bars either. Give me a Whitman's sampler and it's empty before I'm through.
Posted by: Braenyard

You have a drug problem.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 11:36 PM (KAi1n)

418 Lock 'em up Joe.

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 11:37 PM (yEg6H)

419 First World Problems. I believe my 15 year old, hand me down, TV is dying. It was a cheap RCA, flat screen. It worked. Nothing fancy. I got it after my BiL died. It was his. I did pretty good for a cheap RCA bought at Walmart. It still has picture, but splotchy purple covers the background, occasionally and it's getting worse. I'm off tomorrow. Might get another one.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 19, 2024 11:37 PM (sAmhv)

420 I'll just keep watching Dr. Strangelove.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2024 11:37 PM (Dw7ic)

421 Jeebus.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:37 PM (RWslB)

422 The document revealed the DNC's favored terms for conversing with Frau Harris. These were:

'Your Shelob-ness," "Unnatural Product of the Strange Mating of a Jackal and an Insurance Agent," "Cut-Rate Kaiser Söze of our Current Disease."

Other worthy alternatives were apparently: "Hyena Ejecta," "Village Bicycle," "Gentle Ben," "Phantom Cackler," "Cognitively Challenged Non-Lesbian Space Witch," or "Murray."

Werner simply reports, you decide. If you switch your channel to the Democratic Convention, be not surprised if a Shoggoth is the keynote speaker, or some other eldritch horror like Greta Thunberg. Werner now will prank call Marin Scorcese, informing him that his career depends on doing the latest iteration of Marvel's Captain Marvel. Each time he falls for it. Werner out!

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 19, 2024 11:37 PM (tmPIh)

423 405 Blech. I can't believe I am watching this shit
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 19, 2024 11:34 PM (1FWWQ)

You guys have a higher BS tolerance than me. Hearing that corrupt piece of work enjoying even this saccharine hero's reception would likely induce vomiting around here.

Posted by: Illuminati/Harris '24 at August 19, 2024 11:37 PM (pIfcn)

424 Listened to Barnes and Baris podcast and it was brought up that Baris had gone to a wedding last week in northern New Jersey that was in a working-class Hispanic neighborhood. There were a lot of Trump signs and a great many of these people also had the Democrat congresscritter's sign up as well.

Both Barnes and Baris said that this was because the GOP doesn't make a sufficient effort to reach out to the non-white working class that the GOP should be doing. If this were to happen, the GOP would reap massive benefits with this group.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 19, 2024 11:37 PM (rihlv)

425 But my problem is low HDL and the only thing that keeps it one point in the reference range are statins.
Posted by: Braenyard

Have you tried marijuana? It's natural!

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 11:37 PM (KAi1n)

426 Toning down the rhetoric Joe.

Germany in the 1930s?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 19, 2024 11:38 PM (YIxO9)

427 I assume the speech is just a bunch of projection, cognitive dissonance, no self awareness and illogical comparisons all tinged with a narcissistic delivery.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 11:38 PM (B1dzx)

428 We have some ugly, discordant times ahead of us, folks.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 19, 2024 11:38 PM (mH6SG)

429 Such a uniter

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 19, 2024 11:38 PM (1FWWQ)

430 changing dirty sock

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 19, 2024 11:38 PM (pIfcn)

431
Very fine people
Very fine people
Very fine people
Very fine people

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2024 11:38 PM (63Dwl)

432 He's all yelly.
Say the n word. Fuck you joe.
Posted by: nurse ratched

joey trying to show them they made a mistake?
Posted by: Some Rat

Sorry, joeys HANDLERS trying to show them they made a mistake.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 19, 2024 11:39 PM (vJiyU)

433 I'm watching a Baby Metal live show on EweBoob.

Fuck the DNC.

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2024 11:39 PM (1Yy3c)

434 Beau!? Drink an Old Style in honor of my hometown.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 19, 2024 11:39 PM (YIxO9)

435 81 million voters!

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:39 PM (0s9v+)

436 Yells AND Points
Not hyperbole
Charlottesville, coming out of the woods, veins bulging, anti-Semitic BILE
Emboldened by the sitting President
Very fine people on both sides - that is what he said and that is what he meant

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 19, 2024 11:39 PM (J8OCH)

437 Have you tried marijuana? It's natural!
Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 11:37 PM (KAi1n)

So is hemlock, belladonna and botulism toxin.

Not throwing shade, just pointing out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 19, 2024 11:40 PM (y31cs)

438 Demonizing no one

But Republicans

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:40 PM (0s9v+)

439 He's having some kind of homoerotic fantasy with those veins bulging and torches waving.

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 11:40 PM (yEg6H)

440 Fuck you joe

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:40 PM (0s9v+)

441 Haughty French Knight, "Kamala Harris, your mother was a shrew and your father reeked of Elderberries."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2024 11:40 PM (Dw7ic)

442 Oh holy f*ck, did you know Beau Bridges died? Wait, maybe joe and Ashley meant another Beau?

Posted by: Emily Litella

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 19, 2024 11:40 PM (55Qr6)

443 I ran for beau.

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 11:41 PM (yEg6H)

444 What I like best is all the unity and common purpose.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 11:41 PM (+o2mc)

445 The most extraordinary four years of progress ever

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:41 PM (0s9v+)

446 You guys are too negative. This is the last time we will ever have to listen to this corrupt, drooling idiot. If we get real lucky he might just drop tonight.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2024 11:41 PM (LkLld)

447 60 million new jobs!

Inflation going down!

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:41 PM (0s9v+)

448 Robert

Added some more images. See if you approve.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2024 11:41 PM (Dw7ic)

449 As I recall Native Americans didn't have a written language till the Cherokee started writing one in the early 1800s. No wheels until whitey showed up. Not exactly advanced.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 11:42 PM (gXGVH)

450 Rebuilding "backwater America," the Middle class!

Posted by: L - If... (Cellphone) at August 19, 2024 11:42 PM (NFX2v)

451 Spontaneous combustion!!!

Please
Oh please

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:42 PM (0s9v+)

452 >>So is hemlock, belladonna and botulism toxin.

So is bourbon.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2024 11:42 PM (LkLld)

453 We finally beat big pharma!

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:42 PM (0s9v+)

454 Nurse

Just Joey or the whole convention?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2024 11:42 PM (Dw7ic)

455 Is there a shepherd's crook in the building?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 11:42 PM (+o2mc)

456 Yellin' Joe. His last speech.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 19, 2024 11:42 PM (r5tfK)

457 60 million jobs! And 10 of them went to American citizens!

Posted by: Wally at August 19, 2024 11:43 PM (9Uj9K)

458 Thrive on diversity, Boeing, Boing.

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 11:43 PM (yEg6H)

459 Has he done his hoarse whisperer routine yet? Mostly I just want them done so maybe I can watch Gutfeld

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 19, 2024 11:43 PM (pIfcn)

460 Cicero

Is there a giant gong?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2024 11:43 PM (Dw7ic)

461 Wages up and inflation going down, way down!

More Americans have health insurance than ever before in American history.

Something something garble we beat big pharma

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 19, 2024 11:43 PM (J8OCH)

462 The other 10 to government!

Posted by: L - If... (Cellphone) at August 19, 2024 11:44 PM (NFX2v)

463 Getting lost. The meds are wearing off.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 19, 2024 11:44 PM (r5tfK)

464 I was told there would be joy. Lots of joy.

Maybe that's scheduled for day two?

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 19, 2024 11:44 PM (BEAj6)

465 Watching a replay of a golf tournament in Memphis. The DNC sounds like nightmare fuel. I admire all of you watching.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 19, 2024 11:44 PM (sAmhv)

466 The 9,434th reason to love dogs.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at August 19, 2024 11:44 PM (P0d9J)

467 So is hemlock, belladonna and botulism toxin.

Not throwing shade, just pointing out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 19, 2024 11:40 PM (y31cs)

The commercial maryjane is about as natural as plant-based "meat".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 11:44 PM (2nGGW)

468 What? He's built infrastructure?

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:44 PM (hfu0f)

469 Really starting to slur.
We save 160 billion dollars uh, em, big pharma

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 19, 2024 11:44 PM (J8OCH)

470 You guys are too negative. This is the last time we will ever have to listen to this corrupt, drooling idiot. If we get real lucky he might just drop tonight.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2024 11:41 PM (LkLld)
===

MiL is watching in the other room. Mrs. F. came in from outside and asked "Who is that shouting?"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2024 11:45 PM (JvZF+)

471
I just want them done so maybe I can watch Gutfeld
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls

Yeah, he was supposed to be on at 11.
Did you notice Fox had Kelly Ann Conway on?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2024 11:45 PM (63Dwl)

472 He’s running out of steam.

Posted by: sharksauce at August 19, 2024 11:46 PM (y7wyF)

473 The dumbest man ever in the White House. And I'm not limiting that to presidents. I'm including janitors, visitors, everybody.

Posted by: Wally at August 19, 2024 11:46 PM (9Uj9K)

474 Jagoff. Gonna do the Bible in a Year and turn in.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 19, 2024 11:46 PM (YIxO9)

475 Wait, he's steam powered?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2024 11:46 PM (Dw7ic)

476 The teleprompters must be above eye level.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 19, 2024 11:46 PM (r5tfK)

477 6:45AM here.

Those of you watching the DNC, any US flags on the stage? Or is this accurate?

https://tinyurl.com/mr2enbd2

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 19, 2024 11:46 PM (+9Nbm)

478 NEW POTATO CHIP FACTORIES INEMEICA...

Posted by: JOEY BIDEN at August 19, 2024 11:47 PM (1FWWQ)

479 But damn it works on acute pain. I was shocked.
Posted by: 496

Everyone's different. Weed makes me more susceptible to all stimuli, including pain. If you haven't developed skizzifrenia yet, you're not going to if you start using occasional weed now.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 11:47 PM (KAi1n)

480 Removing every lead pipe from schools and homes
We are uniting the country and building a better America
American mannafacturing is back

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 19, 2024 11:47 PM (J8OCH)

481 Go ahead and call me an Eeyore. I don't care. This is indicative of how far we have fallen. Who are these lunatics? Eh, never mind.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 19, 2024 11:48 PM (mH6SG)

482 449 As I recall Native Americans didn't have a written language till the Cherokee started writing one in the early 1800s. No wheels until whitey showed up. Not exactly advanced.
Posted by: Smell the Glove a
-----------------------------------

But they did have slaves and cannibalism.

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 11:48 PM (yEg6H)

483 What are they chanting? Please don't go?

Posted by: L - If... (Cellphone) at August 19, 2024 11:36 PM (NFX2v)

Let's go, Brandon.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2024 11:48 PM (i24o9)

484 Wait, he's steam powered?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2024 11:46 PM (Dw7ic)

so was I.

Posted by: Steely Dan (not the band) at August 19, 2024 11:48 PM (2nGGW)

485 He's going off script.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 19, 2024 11:48 PM (r5tfK)

486 What? He's built infrastructure?
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:44 PM (hfu0f)
-

Think of all the painted rainbow intersections.

C'mon, man!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 19, 2024 11:49 PM (+9Nbm)

487 Will he go off stage?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2024 11:49 PM (Dw7ic)

488 There are 2 American flags on each left and right corner of the stage way behind the podium

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 19, 2024 11:49 PM (J8OCH)

489 19 Willowed, but valid: I was planning my classes for tomorrow. It feels like that bar scene from Tangled in here with the hooligans. Someone start a fun tune in the piano and remember who the enemy is.. and it’s not us. Let’s sing!
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 09:59 PM (p4NUW)

There once was a ship that went to sea, the name of the ship was the Billy'o'Tea
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
Blow, my bully boys, blow

Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at August 19, 2024 11:49 PM (t8L50)

490 The same speech, the same promises, year in & year out.

Import undocumented, save bureaucracy!!

Posted by: L - If... (Cellphone) at August 19, 2024 11:49 PM (NFX2v)

491 Did you notice Fox had Kelly Ann Conway on?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2024 11:45 PM (63Dwl)

Haven't seen much of her lately, but her family kind of went to pieces, so she may really has stepped back to address some stuff. She's a strong advocate, but there are others.

As for watching tonight's stuff, I just can't stop myself from changing the channel in disgust after a few minutes. It's happened three times now.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 19, 2024 11:49 PM (pIfcn)

492 Will he go off stage?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2024 11:49 PM (Dw7ic)

***

I M I GHT GO IN MY PANTS... IT'SLATE

Posted by: JOEY BIDEN at August 19, 2024 11:50 PM (1FWWQ)

493 Removing every lead pipe from schools and homes
We are uniting the country and building a better America
American mannafacturing is back
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 19, 2024 11:47 PM (J8OCH)

They haven't used lead pipe for about 150 years.

Posted by: Steely Dan (not the band) at August 19, 2024 11:50 PM (2nGGW)

494 But respectable people like alcohol so it gets a pass. It's a silly argument all depending on whose ox is being gored, shaken or stirred.
Posted by: JackStraw

No one likes it when their sacred ox gets gored.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 11:50 PM (KAi1n)

495 I swear I am only catching about 2 out of 3 words, the slurring is so bad.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 19, 2024 11:50 PM (r5tfK)

496 “You guys are too negative. This is the last time we will ever have to listen to this corrupt, drooling idiot. If we get real lucky he might just drop tonight.
Posted by: JackStraw “

Yep. We will look back fondly on demientia Joe after a year into the Kamala regime.

Posted by: Ripley at August 19, 2024 11:50 PM (PTDkx)

497 He's going off script.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 19, 2024 11:48 PM (r5tfK)
-

Unlike us morons, who have learned the hard way to stay within the margins.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 19, 2024 11:50 PM (+9Nbm)

498 482
But they did have slaves and cannibalism.
Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 11:48 PM (yEg6H)

Every culture has its hobos, and they must be treated accordingly.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 19, 2024 11:51 PM (oDAGm)

499 It really is a shame he flamed out so bad in the debate.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2024 11:51 PM (LkLld)

500 Everyone's different. Weed makes me more susceptible to all stimuli, including pain. If you haven't developed skizzifrenia yet, you're not going to if you start using occasional weed now.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 11:47 PM (KAi1n

-------
Must be true because I know there are those who wake & bake. I can't imagine doing weed at any time before bed. I'd be a wreck.

Posted by: 496 at August 19, 2024 11:51 PM (hyTnc)

501 Dumpster Needing Combustion

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 11:52 PM (OaZlZ)

502 Best education system in the world

Blah blah Project 2025

Kamala helped get the schools back open during the pandemic

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 19, 2024 11:52 PM (J8OCH)

503 I'm on my
Last legs.

Can't listen much longer.

Never a penny to spare. Fuck you joe

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:52 PM (n1LfN)

504 MiL is watching in the other room. Mrs. F. came in from outside and asked "Who is that shouting?"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2024 11:45

Just some senile, about to be retired, old corrupt political hack. Unfortunately he's in charge of our govt, supposedly.

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 19, 2024 11:52 PM (55Qr6)

505 Added some more images. See if you approve.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2024 11:41 PM (Dw7ic)

The anime catgirl with the photoreal background was pretty cool. And the chick in the white kimono drinking tea.

And the dystopian images. Dystopia is metal.

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2024 11:52 PM (1Yy3c)

506 Americans are starting to remember why they hated him. Keep going, Joe.

Posted by: Wally at August 19, 2024 11:53 PM (9Uj9K)

507 He's going off script.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 19, 2024 11:48 PM (r5tfK)

Oh please. Oh please.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2024 11:53 PM (i24o9)

508 For some reason, this song has been playing in my head all day.

Melanie singing "Lay Down" - nice video image of 1970 (check out the fringed vest). With a polite audience clapping along.

https://tinyurl.com/6v5b95b8

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 19, 2024 11:53 PM (w6EFb)

509 What?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 19, 2024 11:53 PM (1FWWQ)

510 Did you notice Fox had Kelly Ann Conway on?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2024 11:45 PM (63Dwl)

Haven't seen much of her lately...

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 19, 2024 11:49 PM (pIfcn)
-

About 2 weeks ago, we posted here links showing that she's a never-Trump grifter. Sham from day 1 and I would guess in partnership with her creepy husband all this time.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 19, 2024 11:54 PM (+9Nbm)

511 Kamala helped get the schools back open during the pandemic
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 19, 2024 11:52 PM (J8OCH)

She sucked Randi Weingarten's cock?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 11:54 PM (2nGGW)

512 The only Biden to attend a public school was one of his younger brothers who was tossed out of Archmere, or so the longtime Delaware residents say.

Posted by: L - If... (Cellphone) at August 19, 2024 11:54 PM (NFX2v)

513 I know more foreign leaders by their first names than anybody alive - because I'm so damn old

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 19, 2024 11:54 PM (J8OCH)

514 Violet crime is at its lowest level in 50 years!

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:54 PM (9i4WS)

515 This is how far we've fallen as a nation.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 19, 2024 11:54 PM (1FWWQ)

516 @Miley, that's one of my top 10 live performances of all time. About 2/3 of the way in, she and Edwin Hawkins (over on the piano) look at each other. They know they're killin' it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 19, 2024 11:55 PM (r5tfK)

517 https://tinyurl.com/6v5b95b8

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 19, 2024 11:53 PM (w6EFb)

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Amazing song.

Posted by: 496 at August 19, 2024 11:55 PM (hyTnc)

518 Robert

What did you think of Catowman?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2024 11:55 PM (Dw7ic)

519 280 259 'But what sways me the most against it that turns millions of young people into lazy, worthless bums sitting on their asses smoking all day.'

I think that's the whole point. Easier to control and manipulate...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 19, 2024 11:02 PM (tQk2q)

Soma.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 19, 2024 11:55 PM (Rbu5d)

520 Gun vuolwnce!

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:55 PM (9i4WS)

521 Melanie singing "Lay Down" - nice video image of 1970 (check out the fringed vest). With a polite audience clapping along.

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Eerie. I heard that song on Sirius this afternoon. I probably haven't heard it in the past 30 years at least.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 11:55 PM (+o2mc)

522 Thank you iron stomached horde members for keeping me updated on the joey farewell tour.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 19, 2024 11:55 PM (vJiyU)

523 There once was a ship that went to sea, the name of the ship was the Billy'o'Tea
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
Blow, my bully boys, blow
Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at August 19, 2024 11:49 PM (t8L50)

Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar rum and tea rum and more rum
One day, when the tonguing is done
We'll take our leave and go

Posted by: tankdemon at August 19, 2024 11:55 PM (oDAGm)

524 Murder rate is falling faster than at any time in history.
(Cut to Kamala smirking in ugly plain brown suit )

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 19, 2024 11:56 PM (J8OCH)

525 Violet crime is at its lowest level in 50 years!

No yellow!

Posted by: Hunter at August 19, 2024 11:56 PM (mH6SG)

526 Ok. Can't do it any more.

Fuck joe biden.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 11:56 PM (9i4WS)

527 Good evening y'all. Thank you MH for hosting our evening together again.

The AoS Moron Fantasy Football League is in effect for another year. All of y'all that are registered have gotten notifications about the draft schedule.

Look forward to another fun season! And yeah NFL sucks I don't necessarily disagree with that LOL.

Posted by: NC Ref at August 19, 2024 11:56 PM (2xCPU)

528 About 2 weeks ago, we posted here links showing that she's a never-Trump grifter. Sham from day 1 and I would guess in partnership with her creepy husband all this time.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 19, 2024 11:54 PM (+9Nbm)

Have I lost the plot or wasn't she his campaign manager in '16? She as much as anyone outside of Trump himself, put him in office. If she's a sham, she's doing it wrong.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 19, 2024 11:56 PM (pIfcn)

529 Golda Meir came to me for advice!

Posted by: President Potatohead at August 19, 2024 11:56 PM (+o2mc)

530 Polygraphs across America are self-combusting.

Posted by: Wally at August 19, 2024 11:56 PM (9Uj9K)

531 Such a happy ending to Dr. Strangelove, "till we meet again."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2024 11:57 PM (Dw7ic)

532 Trump continues to lie about the border. Trump killed the strongest border bill in history

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 19, 2024 11:57 PM (J8OCH)

533 "I can't imagine doing weed at any time before bed."

Then when do you do it? Every time is before bed, the question being how long. I've done the wake-n-bake; wake up at 5am because that'sjusthowitisthesedaysat29, read the Morning Report, meh, i feel like cranking the vaporizor at 5:30, turn on the amp, huff a few bags, play the guitar. No better morning. :-> That's if I don't have to work or drive that day.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 11:57 PM (KAi1n)

534 I'm serious. Not a joke.

(Reminder that all my posts are Biden's exact words)

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 19, 2024 11:58 PM (J8OCH)

535 What did you think of Catowman?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2024 11:55 PM (Dw7ic)

*Puts hands together.*

Please, lawd, make this woman real so she can tie me up.

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2024 11:59 PM (1Yy3c)

536 There once was a ship that went to sea, the name of the ship was the Billy'o'Tea
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
Blow, my bully boys, blow
Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at August 19, 2024 11:49 PM (t8L50)

Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar rum and tea rum and more rum
One day, when the tonguing is done
We'll take our leave and go
Posted by: tankdemon

So Row Row ya Bastards!
Ya never can tell!
The ocean a tempest
All around us a stormy hell!
So Row and a-Hollar
'Till bloodied on the hands!
Or the sea she will best us
We'll never see the land

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 19, 2024 11:59 PM (MMu89)

537 Be a candle in the rain.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 19, 2024 11:59 PM (w6EFb)

538 LOL @ Robert

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2024 11:59 PM (Dw7ic)

539 Here's what else I believe in. Your freedom to vote. Your freedom to love who you love. Your freedom to choose.

(Then tries to say electoral. Fails 3 times)

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 20, 2024 12:00 AM (J8OCH)

540 (J8OCH)
Didn't need a new law. Strict enforcement of the ones we have will work peachy.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 20, 2024 12:00 AM (vJiyU)

541 Be a candle in the rain. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 19, 2024 11:59 PM (w6EFb)

It's about when it rained at Woodstock.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 20, 2024 12:00 AM (r5tfK)

542 Golda Meir came to me for advice!
Posted by: President Potatohead

For getting potato pancakes just right. Of course, Joe plagiarized the recipe from Cornpop.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 20, 2024 12:00 AM (KAi1n)

543 Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 11:57 PM (KAi1
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Good catch - I meant I could only do it before bed. I'd take it and then feel a tad iffy and would lie down immediately

I don't do it anymore - just for the hip. It provided wonderful relief.

Posted by: 496 at August 20, 2024 12:00 AM (O5S+1)

544 He's rolling and the drugs are wearing off.

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 20, 2024 12:00 AM (yEg6H)

545 (Then tries to say electoral. Fails 3 times) Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 20, 2024 12:00 AM (J8OCH)

It came out like electrical, which kind of makes sense.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 20, 2024 12:00 AM (r5tfK)

546 Kamala helped get the schools back open during the pandemic
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 19, 2024 11:52 PM (J8OCH)

She sucked Randi Weingarten's cock?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 11:54

Damn it AOP, I laughed so hard I thought I might have a heart attack.

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 20, 2024 12:01 AM (55Qr6)

547 Good god. Dropped into network TV by accident and landed on that screeching shitstain.

Nice exit, Brandon. You do Scranton proud.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 20, 2024 12:01 AM (hCzfy)

548 Incredible moonrise

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2024 12:01 AM (JvZF+)

549 I'm proud to have kept my commitment to appoint the first black woman to the Supreme Court.
To show every young woman in America that she can do anything.
(Except define a woman)

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 20, 2024 12:02 AM (J8OCH)

550 Tonight is a Super Moon

How is BLM and Anti-fa reacting?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2024 12:02 AM (Dw7ic)

551 Be a candle in the rain. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 19, 2024 11:59 PM (w6EFb)

It's about when it rained at Woodstock.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 20, 2024 12:00 AM (r5tfK)
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Don't eat the yellow acid.

Posted by: Hunter B. at August 20, 2024 12:02 AM (OaZlZ)

552 I can't do it anymore. I'm out

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 20, 2024 12:03 AM (1FWWQ)

553 Hard to believe we live in a time when this drooling idiot is being honored as the elder statesman of his party on the same day a report was released showing he and his family took in $27 million for selling out this country. Complete scumbag.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2024 12:03 AM (LkLld)

554 550 Tonight is a Super Moon

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Not I'd I see Stacey Abrams first it ain't.

Posted by: 496 at August 20, 2024 12:03 AM (O5S+1)

555 I bailed.

Ran out of bourbon. I'm
Gonna feel it I t he morning.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 20, 2024 12:03 AM (bNDov)

556 Don't eat the yellow acid. Posted by: Hunter B. at August 20, 2024 12:02 AM (OaZlZ)

Wavy Gravy was on top of it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 20, 2024 12:03 AM (r5tfK)

557 Sacred obligation to troops when they come home and when they don't.

(This line was especially evil considering Afghanistan and looking at his watch)

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 20, 2024 12:04 AM (J8OCH)

558 He is telling every lie he can remember what a turd

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2024 12:04 AM (WF/xn)

559 It's about when it rained at Woodstock.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon

Speaking of which, she nailed it. (SFW)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl89g2SwMh4

Posted by: SFGoth at August 20, 2024 12:04 AM (KAi1n)

560 Garbage person.
Garbage family.
Garbage President.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 20, 2024 12:04 AM (YIxO9)

561 that is a horrid image - Stacey Abrams in a sailor fuku

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2024 12:04 AM (Dw7ic)

562
And, and, Pringles! Lotsa Pringles! Usta make potato cannons with the tubes!

Potato cannon accident killed my Beau!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2024 12:04 AM (LTLE1)

563 Fiddlin and Sween to NATO.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 20, 2024 12:04 AM (r5tfK)

564 I was around during the Vietnam war. Avoided it like the plaque but I was around.

So Hailey and Beau's kids have been cashing in from the VA?

Posted by: L - If... (Cellphone) at August 20, 2024 12:05 AM (NFX2v)

565 Joe is starting to lose the plot, slurring more. Who has the nuclear button tonight, Jill?

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 20, 2024 12:05 AM (55Qr6)

566 He {Trump} called them suckers and losers. Who does he think he is? (Louder) WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 20, 2024 12:05 AM (J8OCH)

567 Jill thinks she has the nuclear button, between her legs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2024 12:06 AM (Dw7ic)

568 Screamer and chief. Gees.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2024 12:06 AM (dgqS0)

569 Three years later, Ukraine is Still Free!

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 20, 2024 12:06 AM (J8OCH)

570 Joe, I wish we hardly knew ye.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 20, 2024 12:07 AM (mH6SG)

571 I have never heard him yell so loudly and so long

'As you know, I wrote a peace treaty for Gaza.'

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 20, 2024 12:07 AM (J8OCH)

572 He ain't retiring.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 20, 2024 12:07 AM (r5tfK)

573 So Hailey and Beau's kids have been cashing in from the VA?
Posted by: L - If... (Cellphone) at August 20, 2024 12:05

I wondered about that. Hunter's graft wasn't enough?

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 20, 2024 12:07 AM (55Qr6)

574 Nobody gives a shit about Ukraine. Despite all the emojis and flag waving nobody cared about Ukraine then and nobody cares now.

And it only cost us $200+ billion.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2024 12:07 AM (LkLld)

575 Joe, I wish we hardly knew ye. Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 20, 2024 12:07 AM (mH6SG)

**wipes keyboard

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 20, 2024 12:08 AM (r5tfK)

576 567 Jill thinks she has the nuclear button, between her legs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2024 12:06 AM (Dw7ic)
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Imagine the dank mushroom cloud

Posted by: 496 at August 20, 2024 12:08 AM (Nn/A+)

577

The Super Moon is blue and there's nothing I can do.

Posted by: Minor Tom at August 20, 2024 12:08 AM (63Dwl)

578 415...Your plane's waiting at Meigs Field bro.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 19, 2024 11:36 PM (YIxO9)

Daley fils had that torn up years ago.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 20, 2024 12:09 AM (Rbu5d)

579 Nobody gives a shit about Ukraine. Despite all the emojis and flag waving nobody cared about Ukraine then and nobody cares now.

And it only cost us $200+ billion.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2024 12:07 AM (LkLld)

It's the Hatfields vs the Hatfields.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2024 12:09 AM (2nGGW)

580 I've got a lot to do, and I intend to get it done.
I love my job, but I love my country more.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 20, 2024 12:09 AM (J8OCH)

581 Elect Kamala and Tim...for our revenge.

Posted by: L - If... (Cellphone) at August 20, 2024 12:09 AM (NFX2v)

582 Huh

Add 'hips swaying' to prompt and suddenly the generated image is "sensitive content"

Just posted it plus others.

Robert is going to get me to 500 likes tonight at this rate.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2024 12:09 AM (Dw7ic)

583 428 We have some ugly, discordant times ahead of us, folks.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 19, 2024 11:38 PM (mH6SG)

Yup.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 20, 2024 12:10 AM (Rbu5d)

584 542 Golda Meir came to me for advice!
Posted by: President Potatohead

For getting potato pancakes just right. Of course, Joe plagiarized the recipe from Cornpop.
Posted by: SFGoth

If it was CornPop's recipe, shouldn't it have been how to make cornbread.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 20, 2024 12:10 AM (VNX3d)

585 This mushroom cloud smells of crack sweat and bad fish

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 20, 2024 12:10 AM (1FWWQ)

586
We have some ugly, discordant times ahead of us, folks.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

So, just like yesterday and today?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2024 12:11 AM (63Dwl)

587 What a liar

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2024 12:11 AM (WF/xn)

588 Ukraine? outlawed opposition parties, no elections, doesn't seem free to me

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at August 20, 2024 12:11 AM (iNp3L)

589 Long list of freebies which will be coming; you have heard it before

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 20, 2024 12:11 AM (J8OCH)

590 And how'd that Gaza treaty work out? Tell us more, GreatUncle Fredo!

Posted by: Wally at August 20, 2024 12:12 AM (9Uj9K)

591 He's campaigning on Kamala and Tim raising your taxes? Mondale found out how that worked out.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 20, 2024 12:12 AM (r5tfK)

592
We're canning a batch of green beans during the (seasonal) Blue Moon. Unfortunately, they'rer Contenders, not Blue Lakes. We'll have some of those in a bit (it was a dry June), so we miss out on canning Blue Lakes under a Blue Moon.

But it doesn't look blue to me....or "super".... Looks pretty normal.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 20, 2024 12:12 AM (w6EFb)

593 So, just like yesterday and today?

Pretty much.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 20, 2024 12:12 AM (mH6SG)

594 This turd is something else

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2024 12:12 AM (WF/xn)

595 Walz looks like he's holding back a huge fart.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2024 12:13 AM (JvZF+)

596 Joe says that selecting Kamala was the best decision he's made his entire career.

I can't find any lie with this statement.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2024 12:14 AM (LkLld)

597 And to think my Goddamned Cardinal Cupich gave the benediction. My parish ain't getting a motherfucking cent.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 20, 2024 12:14 AM (YIxO9)

598 A fossilized turd is a coprolite.

Here's Joey

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2024 12:14 AM (Dw7ic)

599
"Best Biden"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2024 12:14 AM (LTLE1)

600 Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what I have done for you.

Posted by: President Potatohead at August 20, 2024 12:14 AM (+o2mc)

601 Kamala and Doug are people of character. She is tough, she is experienced, and has integrity

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 20, 2024 12:15 AM (J8OCH)

602 Maybe Walz will blow a gasket

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2024 12:15 AM (Dw7ic)

603 Haven’t listened, but Joe did not resign, right?

Posted by: EveR at August 20, 2024 12:15 AM (Z/h4+)

604 Miley, that's one of my top 10 live performances of all time. About 2/3 of the way in, she and Edwin Hawkins (over on the piano) look at each other. They know they're killin' it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 19, 2024 11:55 PM (r5tfK)

Awesome!

I've been playing it over and over. I was 15 when that song came out, and it resonates very deeply with me.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 20, 2024 12:15 AM (w6EFb)

605 Haven’t listened, but Joe did not resign, right Posted by: EveR at August 20, 2024 12:15 AM (Z/h4+)

No, he's got 5 months left and a lot of things to do. Those pardons, for example.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 20, 2024 12:16 AM (r5tfK)

606 Your plane's waiting at Meigs Field bro.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 19, 2024 11:36 PM (YIxO9)

Okay, that's some funny shit there

Posted by: Methos remembers what Daley jr. did at August 20, 2024 12:16 AM (Dnobf)

607 Donald Trump says he will refuse to accept the results of the election if he loses.
(Bloodbath lie)
(Will be a dictator lie)

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 20, 2024 12:16 AM (J8OCH)

608 Amazing song.

Posted by: 496 at August 19, 2024 11:55 PM (hyTnc)

Yes it is. Raw and soulful.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 20, 2024 12:16 AM (w6EFb)

609 No, he's got 5 months left and a lot of things to do. Those pardons, for example.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 20, 2024 12:16 AM (r5tfK)

Lol!

Posted by: EveR at August 20, 2024 12:17 AM (Z/h4+)

610
Can't resign. Hunter and brother Jim need pardons

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2024 12:17 AM (LTLE1)

611 You guys have suffered enough. Maybe I could interest you in a new spa? I can see a couple of points in favor of the spa. (YouTube clip of network tv)

https://tinyurl.com/nmbn5upt

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 20, 2024 12:17 AM (pIfcn)

612
Just saw that a MP (of the Scottish parliament) has been suspended as whip for the SNP. His offense? Saying that Israel is not committing genocide....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 20, 2024 12:17 AM (w6EFb)

613 No, he's got 5 months left and a lot of things to do. Those pardons, for example.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 20, 2024 12:16 AM (r5tfK)

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Those American client states aren't going to shake down themselves!

Posted by: President Potatohead at August 20, 2024 12:17 AM (+o2mc)

614 If you told me 10 years ago Biden would be president and Kamala Harris the nominee, I would have ordered a rabies series for you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2024 12:18 AM (JvZF+)

615 Has the Joetard cured cancer yet?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 20, 2024 12:18 AM (1FWWQ)

616 Joe has been a laughing stock for decades.

https://youtu.be/oMs1d7xRDKM

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 20, 2024 12:18 AM (MeG8a)

617 Stutter, blah blah
Kid from Scranton, blah blah
Grow up to sit behind Resolute desk
I promise I'll be the best volunteer Kam and Walz have ever seen

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 20, 2024 12:18 AM (J8OCH)

618 If it weren't for all the lies, Joe wouldn't have a thing to say tonight.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2024 12:19 AM (+o2mc)

619 Song quotes:
America, America , I gave my best to you
More blah blah

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 20, 2024 12:19 AM (J8OCH)

620 We built this country
We built this country on stolen land
Built this country
We built this country on stolen land

So is their platform to figure out who was here when the Indians came across the Bering Land Bridge and give it back to them?

Posted by: azjaeger at August 20, 2024 12:20 AM (3/XaG)

621
Has the Joetard cured cancer yet?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

Trump stopped him from his appointed task.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2024 12:20 AM (63Dwl)

622 Now Jimmy Carter can die in peace.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2024 12:20 AM (LkLld)

623 Be a candle in the rain. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 19, 2024 11:59 PM (w6EFb)

It's about when it rained at Woodstock.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 20, 2024 12:00 AM (r5tfK)

Specifically about the rain at Woodstock, more generally about the times, ie Vietnam.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 20, 2024 12:21 AM (w6EFb)

624 Quoting American Anthem, Song by Norah Jones

Posted by: L - If... (Cellphone) at August 20, 2024 12:21 AM (NFX2v)

625 Yells his the same closing blah blah he always does. Whew

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 20, 2024 12:21 AM (J8OCH)

626 About 2 weeks ago, we posted here links showing that she's a never-Trump grifter. Sham from day 1 and I would guess in partnership with her creepy husband all this time.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 19, 2024 11:54 PM (+9Nbm)

Dan Bongino called her out last week on his show. Lot of people who've been in on the grift..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 20, 2024 12:21 AM (P3OUX)

627 Another Kinsley gaff:

@TrumpWarRoom
BIDEN: Kamala and I are committed to strengthening illegal immigration.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 20, 2024 12:22 AM (IG4Id)

628 Sorry guys. I flamed out. Not up to the task of a convention. Woof.

Need more training.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 20, 2024 12:22 AM (3Mf2F)

629 so tonight's theme was...

Thank You Joe

(for leaving you senile old bastard)

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 20, 2024 12:22 AM (55Qr6)

630 Hugs with Kamala as she says "I love you"
Biden Criminal Conglomerate takes stage

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 20, 2024 12:23 AM (J8OCH)

631 He has a tiny one to sniff.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2024 12:23 AM (63Dwl)

632 He's done? I tapped out a few minutes ago .

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 20, 2024 12:24 AM (P3OUX)

633 Time Traveler Girl was on her way to prevent this.

But she got high.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 20, 2024 12:25 AM (U00Z8)

634 If it weren't for all the lies, Joe wouldn't have a thing to say tonight.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Offstage, Joe: I put my pants on!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 20, 2024 12:25 AM (VNX3d)

635 We have some ugly, discordant times ahead of us, folks.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

So, just like yesterday and today?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Been looking on Craigslist for some good used ramparts. No luck. Gonna have to build my own I reckon.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 20, 2024 12:26 AM (MMu89)

636 Biden exits stage holding hand of Hunter's son with the long blond hair.
White male rabbi and black woman pastor give closing benediction

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 20, 2024 12:26 AM (J8OCH)

637 Well, time for me to hit the sack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2024 12:27 AM (2nGGW)

638 Night everyone

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 20, 2024 12:27 AM (J8OCH)

639 LOL @ benediction in the DNC.

Has everyone burst into flames yet?

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2024 12:28 AM (lX8VI)

640 Summary of Joe's convention speech:
Hey, you kids. GET OFF MY LAWN!

Posted by: buddhaha at August 20, 2024 12:28 AM (142GM)

641 Summary of Joe's convention speech:
-------

"Fuck you America and goodnight!"

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2024 12:29 AM (lX8VI)

642 I don't do it anymore - just for the hip. It provided wonderful relief.
Posted by: 496

It's ok, really. It's 2024, the world is imploding, you're a mildly responsible adult, and you're 29. It's ok to smoke a little pot before bed once in awhile. You put in your earbuds, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV, sneak that naughty toke, and fall asleep dreaming of Jennifer Jason Lee.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 20, 2024 12:30 AM (KAi1n)

643 So much joy.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2024 12:30 AM (LkLld)

644 Fully equipped carpenter/engineer looking to connect with an off the grid prepper/militia type group.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 20, 2024 12:31 AM (7BhDo)

645 So is hemlock, belladonna and botulism toxin.

Not throwing shade, just pointing out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I! was! being! facetious! just pointing that out.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 20, 2024 12:31 AM (KAi1n)

646 How long did The Ramblin Man go for?

Posted by: pookysgirl seems to have misplaced her banjo at August 20, 2024 12:33 AM (dtlDP)

647 Summary of Joe's convention speech -

He's angry, warns he has more to do, and leaves Kamala & Timmy to finish the job.

Posted by: L - If... (Cellphone) at August 20, 2024 12:35 AM (NFX2v)

648 508 For some reason, this song has been playing in my head all day.

Melanie singing "Lay Down" - nice video image of 1970 (check out the fringed vest). With a polite audience clapping along.

- - - - - -

Now listen to Chacarron by El Chombo... ;-)

Posted by: As not seen on TV at August 20, 2024 12:36 AM (yzsyt)

649 644. You're needed in the region.

Posted by: L - If... (Cellphone) at August 20, 2024 12:37 AM (NFX2v)

650 You put in your earbuds, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV, sneak that naughty toke, and fall asleep dreaming of Jennifer Jason Lee.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 20, 2024 12:30 AM (KAi1n)

643 So much joy.
Posted by: JackStraw

Exactly!

Posted by: SFGoth at August 20, 2024 12:37 AM (KAi1n)

651
Good evening, all. You ever want to catch up on the criminal doings of America's worst local officials, check out the youtube channel called Hannibal Is Hungry. Another young Black guy bringing facts, doing research, and gathering a following of disgusted citizens.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2024 12:37 AM (wjjYr)

652 Well I guess I'm a violent Nazi White Supremacist Jew hater again. Ask Joe.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2024 12:39 AM (dgqS0)

653 Well now its time to say good by to Joe and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer foolishly droppin in.
You're all invited back a gain to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their gross peversity

Bullsh*t that is. Set a spell, Take your wallet out.

Y'all come back now,

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 20, 2024 12:40 AM (MMu89)

654 You know when you think about it PBS profiteered off Dick Proenneke for years. The dude was just a hobo with tools when I thought about it.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 20, 2024 12:40 AM (7BhDo)

655 DNC Convention: Democrats Talk About Faith – Forget to Mention the Free Abortion Bus Out Back of the Convention Center

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 20, 2024 12:48 AM (7BhDo)

656 put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV

Side two is better

tiny.cc/7f3izz

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 20, 2024 12:49 AM (MMu89)

657 Is it safe to come back in? Are the perverts off the tv yet?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 20, 2024 12:52 AM (0eaVi)

658 Comrade Kamala Harris has just informed us that she will NOT do the FoxNews Debate on September 4th.

Posted by: 13times at August 20, 2024 12:52 AM (BejIc)

659 That's a nice little tune, Sock Monkey, perfect for us hillbillys.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 20, 2024 12:59 AM (Sgq8y)

660
Biden exits stage holding hand of Hunter's son with the long blond hair.
White male rabbi and black woman pastor give closing benediction
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris

++++++++++++++

Sounds like the most preposterous ceremony since George Floyd's funeral.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2024 01:04 AM (wjjYr)

661 That's a nice little tune, Sock Monkey, perfect for us hillbillys.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Going to assume you mean Goose Creek Symphony Orchestra not Led Zepplin.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 20, 2024 01:04 AM (MMu89)

662 @Sock Monkey, hard to argue with that.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 20, 2024 01:04 AM (r5tfK)

663 Is it safe to come back in? Are the perverts off the tv yet?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Those ones are.

New ones have taken their place, as always.

Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2024 01:06 AM (DgGvY)

664 AOC ended her speech tonight with "God bless you". She's a Christian?

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at August 20, 2024 01:13 AM (FFn+L)

665
DOCTOR Jill Biden is up next.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo

++++++++++++++++

Little known fact: Lynne Cheney also has a doctorate but she never made a big deal out of it. DOCTOR Jill's (Ed.D) dissertation is on "Student Retention at the Community College: Meeting Students’ Needs." Dr. Cheney's (Ph.D) is on “Matthew Arnold’s Possible Perfection: A Study of the Kantian Strain in Arnold’s Poetry.”

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2024 01:15 AM (wjjYr)

666 633 Time Traveler Girl was on her way to prevent this.

But she got high.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
.....................................
It happens.

Posted by: Towlie at August 20, 2024 01:15 AM (8V0aX)

667 AOC ended her speech tonight with "God bless you". She's a Christian?
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara

She worships Moloch. One of their little gods.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 20, 2024 01:16 AM (MMu89)

668
AOC ended her speech tonight with "God bless you". She's a Christian?
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara

+++++++++++++

She's a fisher of men, and she leaves no hook unbaited.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2024 01:16 AM (wjjYr)

669 The people who demand to run the Federal government:

@JackPosobiec 1m
BREAKING: DNC bumped James Taylor tonight due to speech overruns, despite him rehearsing and performing a soundcheck earlier today in Chicago

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 20, 2024 01:19 AM (IG4Id)

670 She's a fisher of men, and she leaves no hook unbaited.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2024 01:16 AM (wjjYr)

I thought that was Sandra Fluke, she of the 'lugging a mattress around' protest.

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2024 01:20 AM (gKDq2)

671 That's a nice little tune, Sock Monkey, perfect for us hillbillys.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Going to assume you mean Goose Creek Symphony Orchestra not Led Zepplin.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Derrr, you were referring to The Ballad of Joe Biden. I'm a bits slow. Some days more so than others.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 20, 2024 01:21 AM (MMu89)

672
I thought that was Sandra Fluke, she of the 'lugging a mattress around' protest.

+++++++++++++++

Sandra Fluke was the well-dressed, well-educated young lady with similar boyfriend who wanted you and me to buy their contraception.

Mattress Girl was Emma Sulkowicz.

For the sake of FACTS! nothing more.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2024 01:24 AM (wjjYr)

673
BREAKING: DNC bumped James Taylor tonight due to speech overruns, despite him rehearsing and performing a soundcheck earlier today in Chicago
Posted by: weft cut-loop

++++++++++++

How many times is he going to be humiliated by Dems before he declines their invitations? Did he SEE video of himself playing his guitar next to a gently swaying John Kerry in order to soothe l'âme française after a mass killing?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2024 01:29 AM (wjjYr)

674
Only 10:29 and I'm talking to myself?!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2024 01:29 AM (wjjYr)

675 Oh my.... Tesla Big Rig Truck burns on I-80 in California mountains, and the Freeway is closed in both directions indefinitely.

They don't know how long it will take for the oversized battery packs to burn out.... and the smoke is so toxic they have to use Oxygen Breathers to keep the fire contained.

Note, I-80 is a MAJOR trucking route... you can go around on two lane highways, but it is hours longer.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2024 01:30 AM (xaFKb)

676 655 DNC Convention: Democrats Talk About Faith – Forget to Mention the Free Abortion Bus Out Back of the Convention Center
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 20, 2024 12:48 AM (7BhDo)

Faith, in Moloch and the Golden Calf.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2024 01:31 AM (xaFKb)

677 About 2 weeks ago, we posted here links showing that she's a never-Trump grifter. Sham from day 1 and I would guess in partnership with her creepy husband all this time.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 19, 2024 11:54 PM (+9Nbm)

Dan Bongino called her out last week on his show. Lot of people who've been in on the grift..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 20, 2024 12:21 AM (P3OUX)
-

Link to Bongino's Kellyanne Conway exposure:

https://tinyurl.com/4fhpj6c7

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 20, 2024 01:37 AM (+9Nbm)

678 Thanks, Blonde Morticia, I was trying to remember mattress girl's name without resorting to the internet, I was close, but I just couldn't grasp it.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 20, 2024 01:38 AM (Sgq8y)

679 Side two is better
tiny.cc/7f3izz
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Not a chance. They could've released side 1 as an EP and it would have sold no less. Stairway to Heaven alone wins.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 20, 2024 01:40 AM (KAi1n)

680 Not too distant incoming bombardments ongoing here for about the last 45 minutes.

https://x.com/IsraelWarRoom/
status/1825760291742699892

https://tinyurl.com/32xdc65p

Not sure whether I'm also hearing our outgoing artillery.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 20, 2024 01:40 AM (+9Nbm)

681 B's D. -

Any lighting of the sky on the horizon?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2024 01:50 AM (XeU6L)

682 How many times is he going to be humiliated by Dems before he declines their invitations? Did he SEE video of himself playing his guitar next to a gently swaying John Kerry in order to soothe l'âme française after a mass killing?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

He is a True Believer. They will debase themselves for the cause.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 20, 2024 01:51 AM (IG4Id)

683 Oh, wait...is daylight there?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2024 01:51 AM (XeU6L)

684 Oh, wait...is daylight there?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2024 01:51 AM (XeU6L)
-

Almost 9AM. The fireworks were in Lebanon yesterday evening:

https://tinyurl.com/28eds26p

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 20, 2024 01:53 AM (+9Nbm)

685 {{{Biden's Dog}}} stay safe and stay strong.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 20, 2024 01:59 AM (Sgq8y)

686
Thanks, Blonde Morticia, I was trying to remember mattress girl's name without resorting to the internet, I was close, but I just couldn't grasp it.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

++++++++++

I confess, I had to open another tab and look it up.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2024 02:01 AM (wjjYr)

687 Almost 9AM. The fireworks were in Lebanon yesterday evening:
---

Yeah, there *might* have been some ordnance stashed there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2024 02:01 AM (XeU6L)

688 {{{Biden's Dog}}} stay safe and stay strong.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 20, 2024 01:59 AM (Sgq8y)
-

Working on it!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 20, 2024 02:06 AM (+9Nbm)

689 Pepperidge Farm remembers. So does Ashley:

https://tinyurl.com/3b6vn24p

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 20, 2024 02:12 AM (+9Nbm)

690 I am just now seeing the clips of numerous lies and repeated hoaxes ("Fine People") still being spewed out by FJB and others from the DNC podium.

Party Of Lies.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 20, 2024 02:13 AM (+9Nbm)

691 I am off to bed, Horde, busy day tomorrow. Thanks to those of you who sucked it up to watch the DNC tonight, I am not that strong.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 20, 2024 02:15 AM (Sgq8y)

692 A few minutes ago I managed to hear a few moments of Biden ranting, what an offensive piece of shit he is, he spewed every debunked lie about Trump non stop.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 20, 2024 02:18 AM (hKoQL)

693 I leave you with this. G'nite, everybody.

https://tinyurl.com/yshrjd9t

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 20, 2024 02:20 AM (mH6SG)

694 The Babylon Bee strikes again!

https://tinyurl.com/3cdpstyb

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 20, 2024 02:21 AM (+9Nbm)

695 They could've released side 1 as an EP and it would have sold no less. Stairway to Heaven alone wins.
Posted by: SFGoth

Nah. Zep iv released in 71. Music industry didn't take up the EP until the CD generation. AM radio had faded and FM radio had replaced it. SWTH was almost 8 minutes long and one of the first songs to get significant radio play. American Pie came out the same year and got the play time. Stairway is a great song but quite a ways down my list because I heard it so often. Zep I and Physical Graffiti are better albums,,,IMO. Imay be old but I got to some awesome bands live. Tops was Zepplin in 76 on their PG tour. They played for almost 4 hours. Bota bags wete empty and the doobies ran out about the 3rd hour.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 20, 2024 02:24 AM (MMu89)

696 Sodom and Gomorrah have arrived in Chicago.
Let the protesters into the convention!!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 20, 2024 03:02 AM (icmmM)

697 German rocket engine EXPLODES at UK's Shetland Island Spaceport causing huge fireball - video

https://mol.im/a/13759357

Don't forget the SpaceX launch this AM at 5:36 EDT.

https://www.youtube.com/live/ZqmaT4POtV4

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i morti sono nel carro funebre #09 at August 20, 2024 03:35 AM (qfLjt)

698 WTF just happened!? 😂

https://tinyurl.com/2hk6ybz8

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i morti sono nel carro funebre #10 at August 20, 2024 03:39 AM (qfLjt)

699 Where is everyone?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e tutto morto qui #01 at August 20, 2024 03:40 AM (qfLjt)

700 Right here.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2024 03:41 AM (wjjYr)

701 700 ?!
Ambiguous ..... “Kamala and I are committed to strengthening illegal immigration” - FJB

https://tinyurl.com/4kwnvs48

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e tutto morto qui #02 at August 20, 2024 03:43 AM (qfLjt)

702 694 The Babylon Bee strikes again!

https://tinyurl.com/3cdpstyb

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 20, 2024 02:21 AM (+9Nbm)
----
Funny as my last sockpuppet is about bringing out your dead and putting them on the cart - parody of dead FJB and the mordered of Chicago.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i morti sono nel carro funebre #10

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e tutto morto qui #03 at August 20, 2024 03:53 AM (qfLjt)

703 702
murdered

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e tutto morto qui #04 at August 20, 2024 03:53 AM (qfLjt)

704 Morning, fellow insomaniacals! 'Tis Tuesday (right? Tuesdae?), and we slog along through another week.

I shaved almost 20 minutes off my commute home yesterday evening. It took me an hour to come home on Friday because of slow traffic at three separate sections of the route I'd been taking this summer. But school is back in and all the soccer moms are ferrying their brats around. So I did some weaving and jinking around on side streets, most of them fairly well paved, and only had one serious slowdown right before the bridge. Damned annoying, but there it is. Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 20, 2024 03:56 AM (omVj0)

705 How was the Entranceway to Hell, also known as the Dem Convention?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 20, 2024 03:58 AM (omVj0)

706 I guess everybody stayed up late to hiss and boo at the DNC, and is sleeping it off.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 20, 2024 04:06 AM (omVj0)

707 There might be some night owls and early risers out there lurking. Staying silent. Examining every comment. Judging you.

For what? Who knows?

Posted by: I'll choose a new nick later at August 20, 2024 04:09 AM (89Sog)

708 Getting do it all again today

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2024 04:11 AM (fwDg9)

709 Just my normal puttering, napping, watching (looks up) golf at the moment. I should have done laundry, but I guess I'll do it later. Weather is great today but the golf course is closed. Scheduled maintenance. Figures.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 20, 2024 04:14 AM (sAmhv)

710 Noodus pixyana

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 20, 2024 04:16 AM (omVj0)

711 Uh, with all taxes, including requirement's to do government mandates, and federal state and local taxes, and massive borrowing, and printing money making your money worth less (and eventually worthless), I am sure it is well over 50% and rising.

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