Sunday Overnight Open Thread (8/18/24)

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The Quotes of The Day

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“Four kids shot between 11-14[years old] is outrageous. Everyone should be up in arms over it. The police are doing everything that we can in response to this, but we can’t keep responding after the fact. We can’t keep arresting these kids. More needs to be done to deter this type of activity in the first place.” Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara

Quote II
“Just because you haven’t done anything wrong does not mean you’re safe from civil forfeiture, and it’s very costly and very difficult to fight the government.” University of Pennsylvania law professor Louis Rulli

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The Comments of The Week

The ONT here at AoS has the best commenters in the whole wide world. Period.

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Color me shocked and call me surprised as all get up and go. IRS employees increasingly snooping on taxpayers but DOJ rarely prosecutes

IRS employees are increasingly poking into taxpayers’ secret information — a violation of the law — but prosecutors are refusing to go after them, the agency’s inspector general said in a new report.
Investigators at the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration say they uncovered and referred to the Justice Department 648 cases of unauthorized attempts to access taxpayer data by IRS employees from 2018 through the middle of last year.
Federal prosecutors refused to bring charges in all but six of the cases.

6 cases? I wonder what their melanin was?

Pardon the sarcasm and cynicism this fine and glorious evening.

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Golden Rod Emporium

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All's well that ends well or something like that. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

HEROIC RESCUE Watch heartstopping video of blind hiker and his dog’s aerial rescue after days lost in wilderness in scorching heat
Officials have also called the find of an 89-year-old hiker after 10 days in the wilderness 'miraculous'
FOOTAGE of the heartstopping moment a blind hiker and his guide dog were rescued after days of surviving in the scorching heat has been released.
The 55-year-old and his dog were hiking with a friend in Oregon last month when they became stranded.

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That's a good way to end a vacation. Genius Award Winner.

A Virginia man is facing federal charges after allegedly stealing a Yellowstone National Park truck near Old Faithful while intoxicated on Saturday, Aug. 10, 2024.
According to documents filed in U.S. District Court, District of Wyoming, Alan Bowling of Virginia attempted to buy beer at the Old Faithful Upper General Store around 4:40 p.m. on Saturday.

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She saved 㾶,000. She won't be able to enjoy it. Yes, let's travel to a 3rd world shit pot and save money when it comes time for elective surgery.

Brit mum dies after flying to Turkey for Brazilian butt lift surgery to 'change her life'
Kaydell Brown, who had just turned 38, tragically died after travelling to Istanbul, Turkey, to undergo a so-called 'mummy MOT' - including a Brazilian butt lift - at a clinic

Yes indeedy, she changed her life.

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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:58 PM

Comments

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1 St

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 18, 2024 09:59 PM (kOluj)

2 Top 10?

Posted by: GWB at August 18, 2024 10:00 PM (CrXxA)

3 Evening, Mis Hum!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 18, 2024 10:00 PM (kOluj)

4 Good evening horde. Hello MisHum!

Posted by: TRex at August 18, 2024 10:00 PM (IQ6Gq)

5 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Multi-Purpose Vehicles.

Sometimes you just can't get the normal hearse through the snow to the cemetery.

Posted by: mikeski at August 18, 2024 10:01 PM (DgGvY)

6 Kamala could become out first Drunk President since General Grant... But at least he accomplished things.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 18, 2024 10:01 PM (TGPs7)

7 More needs to be done to deter this type of activity in the first place.
Well, Skippy, you could try actually locking up for long periods the people who do the shooting. (That also tends to be an effective way to keep guns away from them, too.)

Posted by: GWB at August 18, 2024 10:02 PM (CrXxA)

8 Close!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 18, 2024 10:02 PM (hOUT3)

9
Yes, let's travel to a 3rd world shit pot and save money when it comes time for elective surgery.

____________

Pro tip: don't shop for surgeons by price.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2024 10:02 PM (NeCi3)

10 Back from nooding. Off to content

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 18, 2024 10:02 PM (kOluj)

11 Really like the mystery click, thanks for the ONT and the click!

The Betterhalf asked me who the singer was so I think she likes Lucinda too.

(and WHAT a ROOKIE!)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2024 10:03 PM (UCVwd)

12 Officials have also called the find of an 89-year-old hiker after 10 days in the wilderness 'miraculous'

The 55-year-old and his dog were hiking with a friend in Oregon last month when they became stranded.

Did they add the dog years to the guy? Is he 89 or 55?

Another press fail.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 18, 2024 10:03 PM (0eaVi)

13 I had two thoughts on the top picture:

1. That should be the required mode of travel for everyone attending the DNC in Chicago this week.

2. A perfect song behind would be "You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd," by Roger Miller.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 18, 2024 10:03 PM (VNX3d)

14 Pro tip: don't shop for surgeons by price.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Let's not be rash.

Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at August 18, 2024 10:03 PM (vJiyU)

15 Speakers at the Convention
Monday: Biden and Dr. Jill Biden, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson
Tuesday: President Obama, Second gentleman Doug Emhoff, Gov. JB Pritzker.
Wednesday: VP nominee Tim Walz , Former President Clinton, Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi and Pete Buttigieg
Thursday: Harris accepts the convention's nomination for president.

Still can't believe that they are going to let DOCTOR Jill Biden near a microphone at the DNC tomorrow.

Perhaps she will be prerecorded.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 18, 2024 10:03 PM (uxCna)

16
Kamala could become out first Drunk President since General Grant

__________

Grant may have had the odd binge, but he was no alky. Franklin Pierce, though. Woo-eeee!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2024 10:04 PM (1Nxff)

17 President Obama, Second gentleman Doug Emhoff, Gov. JB Pritzker.
Wednesday: VP nominee Tim Walz , Former President Clinton

Pres O vs. Former Pres Slick.
I think we know the DNC pecking order.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2024 10:05 PM (UCVwd)

18 What's the line on joey b. live or Memorex?

Posted by: Some Rat at August 18, 2024 10:06 PM (vJiyU)

19 Four kids shot between 11-14[years old] is outrageous. Everyone should be up in arms over it. The police are doing everything that we can in response to this, but we can’t keep responding after the fact. We can’t keep arresting these kids. More needs to be done to deter this type of activity in the first place

If you want the outcomes of the culture of the 50s/60s you need the culture of the 50s/60s. So, to be very clear to leftists in a language they are used to using, if you don't want to ban abortion, gay rights, and trannies you want these children to die. Hopes and prayers don't count lefties.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2024 10:06 PM (oZhjI)

20 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 18, 2024 10:07 PM (v6JzV)

21 Ok as a warning if Tim Walz asks if he can throw back a cold one with you just say no.

Posted by: Mr Ed at August 18, 2024 10:07 PM (oZhjI)

22 And it was tragic that "scheduling difficulties" kept Governor Shapiro from campaigning in Pennsylvania with Kamala and Waltz today.

Remember, Josh - revenge is a dish best served cold, and your chances of being elected President in 2028 are much better if Kamala loses this time around.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 18, 2024 10:07 PM (uxCna)

23 What's the line on joey b. live or Memorex?
Posted by: Some Rat

There is no memory so it can't be on Memorex.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2024 10:07 PM (UCVwd)

24 Hopefully many of the folks there take advantage of this scintillating offer...

Planned Parenthood Great Rivers
@ppgreatrivers

Here we come, Chicago! 🚐 Our mobile health clinic will be in the West Loop with
@ChiAbortionFund
&
@TheWienerCircle
Aug 19-20, providing FREE vasectomies & medication abortion. EC will also be available for free without an appointment.

Reserve your spot: http://bit.ly/4dtspIw

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 18, 2024 10:07 PM (TGPs7)

25 Another press fail.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Two different lost-hiker stories. The fail was not noting that in the headline.

What's the reason for a blind guy to go hiking in the middle of nowhere? Are the smells that nice? Do the rocks and trees feel different when you're out of cell service range?

Posted by: mikeski at August 18, 2024 10:07 PM (DgGvY)

26 Remember if we don't give Ukraine ALL our money fascism will come to Britain.

Unlike the current fascism that you get for free apparently.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2024 10:08 PM (oZhjI)

27 Speaker Emma Rita Meter Maid

Posted by: THE BEATLES! at August 18, 2024 10:08 PM (63Dwl)

28
Our mobile health clinic will be in the West Loop with

_________

The Rolling Slaughterhouse

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2024 10:09 PM (1Nxff)

29 Sorry I'm late, the free wifi came with certain conditions for the user.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 18, 2024 10:09 PM (3E7MJ)

30 Brit mum dies after flying to Turkey for Brazilian butt lift surgery to 'change her life'

Hey all the American lefties I know tell me British healthcare is the best and you get everything you need for free...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2024 10:09 PM (oZhjI)

31 President Obama, Second gentleman Doug Emhoff, Gov. JB Pritzker.
Wednesday: VP nominee Tim Walz , Former President Clinton

Pres O vs. Former Pres Slick.
I think we know the DNC pecking order.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

They're just being truthful about who the current president is.

Posted by: mikeski at August 18, 2024 10:10 PM (DgGvY)

32 Aug 19-20, providing FREE vasectomies & medication abortion. EC will also be available for free without an appointment.

All the appointments have been booked.

You'd think that deballing a male-identified Democratic political activist would be redundant.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 18, 2024 10:10 PM (uxCna)

33 Remember if we don't give Ukraine ALL our money fascism will come to Britain.

Unlike the current fascism that you get for free apparently.
Posted by: 18-1

I thought fascism was the way the Ukraine rolled.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 18, 2024 10:10 PM (vJiyU)

34
EC will also be available for free without an appointment.

What is EC?

Free, same as uptown?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2024 10:11 PM (63Dwl)

35 12 I believe they were writing about two different rescues.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 18, 2024 10:11 PM (3E7MJ)

36 Evening everyone, thx MisHum. Never seen Lucinda Williams but always liked her, though her voice is an acquired taste. Car Wheels on a Gravel Road is a great album.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2024 10:11 PM (gXGVH)

37 Kammie's not drunk, silly. She's doped to the gills. That kind of giggle only comes from cannibis.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 18, 2024 10:12 PM (sRfrW)

38 Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum! Nice skaters up top and good Lucinda Williams behind it.

Afternoon monsoons, flooding in the usual spots, but overall a nice Sunday. Hate to spoil it by going back to work tomorrow!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 18, 2024 10:12 PM (CiNoz)

39 So your can steal a car in MN with no consequences if you are under the age of 14. I guess that’s why drug dealers have 13 year olds to hold their stash.

Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2024 10:12 PM (B1dzx)

40 "it’s very costly and very difficult to fight the government.” University of Pennsylvania law professor Louis Rulli"

Yeah dude...go FYS.
Some of us just might disagree, you stupid head full of watermelon seeds retard. Good grief. Why in the actual world do we even tolerate this shit?!!?

My head hurts....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 18, 2024 10:12 PM (tQk2q)

41 Anyone pondering if Kamala gets the DTs? I don't think her handlers have had time to lock her in a cabin, Yeltsin-style, to dry out. Instead everyone's been claiming that her weird outbursts of out-of-control laughter are "joy".
How hammered is she going to be when she takes the stage?

Posted by: gKWVE at August 18, 2024 10:12 PM (gKWVE)

42 Remember if we don't give Ukraine ALL our money fascism will come to Britain.

Your chances of being imprisoned for your political views are now considerably greater in Britain than in Russia.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 18, 2024 10:12 PM (uxCna)

43 This Buds for you, Kamala!
Because no one else wants it...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 18, 2024 10:13 PM (TGPs7)

44 I had a chance to drive around a lot of New Hampshire this past week. The count of political signs I saw:

Trump: 19
Harris: 2
RFK: 1
"Democrats": 1

But I'm sure when Harris wins NH it will be an accurate result...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2024 10:13 PM (oZhjI)

45 And so it begins …. Beruit on the Sanitary Canal. Once the “days of rage” - they are now the days of bullshxt.

Who is John Galt ?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at August 18, 2024 10:13 PM (4dsHO)

46 I got a brand new pair of roller skates, you got a brand new key.
I think that we should get together
And try them on to see.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 18, 2024 10:14 PM (S6gqv)

47 And so it begins …. Beruit on the Sanitary Canal.

According to the Second City Cop blog, more than a thousand Chicago cops have taken medical leave.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 18, 2024 10:14 PM (uxCna)

48 I had a chance to drive around a lot of New Hampshire this past week. The count of political signs I saw:

Trump: 19
Harris: 2
RFK: 1
"Democrats": 1

But I'm sure when Harris wins NH it will be an accurate result...
Posted by: 18-1

You got the entire population! Wow, you must be a census taker.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2024 10:15 PM (UCVwd)

49 Great week ahead:

@sav_says_
CHICAGO-“Piggy piggy go back home, or we’ll bring the war home”

Tensions are rising between police and Pro- Palestinian protestors as they begin to flip off and chant for police to go home

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2024 10:15 PM (IG4Id)

50
Har, har. Yankees lead 1-0 with 2 outs in the 9th. Detroit scores to tie and wins in 10.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2024 10:15 PM (1Nxff)

51 Seats are surely inherited. We don't seem to be able to get rid of Murky the Fishface up here. Daddy gave her that job when he cowardly left Washington because of terrorists. Apparently it was okay for Ms. Resting Bitch Face to be there, but not him.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 18, 2024 10:16 PM (sRfrW)

52 Rollerskating...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-KFQ8nsNFw

Posted by: davidt at August 18, 2024 10:16 PM (i0F8b)

53 I think Chicago have pulled in some National Guard, Secret Service and Illinois police, so I dunno. They might not need local fuzz.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 18, 2024 10:16 PM (gKWVE)

54 How hammered is she going to be when she takes the stage?

Magic 8 Ball says "yes".

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 18, 2024 10:16 PM (cwI6g)

55 The speakers at the RNC were fiery but upbeat. I can't imagine the Dems spreading an uplifting message, for all their Muh Democracy and equity and kumbaya.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 18, 2024 10:17 PM (kpS4V)

56 Evening roonz and roonettez.

Mrs Hades is sad because she has to go back to work tomorow. So do I, but I don't get summer breaks.

How did everyones day go today?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 18, 2024 10:17 PM (6NgT4)

57 I don't think this whole 'ride the tiger' thing is going to work out...

@nicksortor 26m
🚨 #BREAKING: Palestine protestors have just CRASHED at the DNC Welcome party

It hasn’t even STARTED yet

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2024 10:17 PM (IG4Id)

58 I got a brand new pair of roller skates, you got a brand new key.
I think that we should get together
And try them on to see.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Maria M. on the ONT, fantastic.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2024 10:18 PM (UCVwd)

59 Hopefully she gets a Trump 2024 tattoo on her bosom, which we rarely see out in public...

Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
@dom_lucre
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Kanye West and his wife Bianca Censori greeted some
Trump supporters who were waiting for Donald Trump’s motorcade.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 18, 2024 10:18 PM (TGPs7)

60 What's the reason for a blind guy to go hiking in the middle of nowhere? Are the smells that nice? Do the rocks and trees feel different when you're out of cell service range?
Posted by: mikeski at August 18, 2024 10:07 PM (DgGvY)

Dog wanted to get rid of him?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 18, 2024 10:18 PM (0eaVi)

61 According to the Second City Cop blog, more than a thousand Chicago cops have taken medical leave.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 18, 2024 10:14 PM (uxCna)

Sounds like the biggest issue is that Kim Foxx is refusing to stand behind the officers if there are any altercations - no qualified immunity , they’re going to be hung out to dry. So not surprisingly, they’re saying fuck that, I ain’t showing up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 18, 2024 10:18 PM (S6gqv)

62 11 Really like the mystery click, thanks for the ONT and the click!

The Betterhalf asked me who the singer was so I think she likes Lucinda too.

(and WHAT a ROOKIE!)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2024 10:03 PM (UCVwd)

Glad you and the Mrs. liked tonight's MC.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 18, 2024 10:18 PM (QXQ4l)

63 Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 18, 2024 10:12 PM (tQk2q)

I think you misunderstood the quote. This guy is representing low income people who have had the government seize their property.

Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2024 10:18 PM (B1dzx)

64 [From the sidebar:] "Kamala Harris' claim that as a child at a protest, she was asked "What do you want?" and she responded "Fweedom". This event never happened and was stolen from a 1965 interview of MLK in Playboy Magazine. [dri] Stolen valor, stolen policies, stolen dreams: Harris 2024"

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So, that little girl wasn't her?

Biden/Harris 2020 -- Two Plagiarists for The Price of One!

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 18, 2024 10:19 PM (OVrCp)

65
You got the entire population! Wow, you must be a census taker.

I mean...it is NH so that's pretty close.

Also...

ಠ_ಠ

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2024 10:19 PM (oZhjI)

66 GGE! Our tilted kilt!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 18, 2024 10:19 PM (kpS4V)

67 Am I imagining things or do I actually see 4 women sportin pokies in the B/W picture at the top?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at August 18, 2024 10:20 PM (2xB3Z)

68 55 The speakers at the RNC were fiery but upbeat. I can't imagine the Dems spreading an uplifting message, for all their Muh Democracy and equity and kumbaya.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 18, 2024 10:17 PM (kpS4V)

Joey B MushHead on the 1st night. Talk about being swept under the carpet and quickly.

Kruchev was upbeat compared to the modern leftists.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 18, 2024 10:20 PM (QXQ4l)

69 The speakers at the RNC were fiery but upbeat. I can't imagine the Dems spreading an uplifting message, for all their Muh Democracy and equity and kumbaya.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

You missed famine.
Might as well let all 4 Horseman run rampant in the country.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2024 10:20 PM (UCVwd)

70 GGE! Our tilted kilt!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 18, 2024 10:19 PM (kpS4V)

It's me!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 18, 2024 10:20 PM (6NgT4)

71 I would pay good money to see Kamala walk on stage for her acceptance speech and say "hello Democrats, brallllbrr" and projectile vomit all over the front row of the spectators.
As it is I'll just settle for a week if non ending violence

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2024 10:21 PM (gXGVH)

72 Rollerskating...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-KFQ8nsNFw

You'll be shocked to hear this I know but that young lady apparently can't afford clothes because there are a whole bunch of pictures of her naked on the internet.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2024 10:21 PM (oZhjI)

73 CHICAGO-“Piggy piggy go back home, or we’ll bring the war home”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2024 10:15 PM (IG4Id)

Ummm, the same word doesn't really rhyme, guys. It's more of an example of "you not only can't meme, you can't even chant." /makes an L with my finger and thumb and presses it to my forehead/

Posted by: GWB at August 18, 2024 10:21 PM (CrXxA)

74 So the Dem convention is going o have a fee vasectomy and abortion clinic. Why stop there? They should put it in a mobile van and offer complimentary gassings as well.

Posted by: Ripley at August 18, 2024 10:21 PM (PTDkx)

75 The speakers at the RNC were fiery but upbeat. I can't imagine the Dems spreading an uplifting message, for all their Muh Democracy and equity and kumbaya.
Posted by: All Hail Eris
---
Don't you feel the JOY????!!!11!!

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 18, 2024 10:21 PM (iZbyp)

76 6 cases? I wonder what their melanin was?

Pardon the sarcasm and cynicism this fine and glorious evening.

More likely these guys had pissed off a politician somewhere along the line.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 18, 2024 10:21 PM (W/lyH)

77 13 I had two thoughts on the top picture:

1. That should be the required mode of travel for everyone attending the DNC in Chicago this week.

2. A perfect song behind would be "You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd," by Roger Miller.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 18, 2024 10:03 PM (VNX3d)

Oh don't be silly. That photo is all about the sweater puppies. Are you new here?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 18, 2024 10:21 PM (sRfrW)

78 Sounds like the biggest issue is that Kim Foxx is refusing to stand behind the officers if there are any altercations - no qualified immunity , they’re going to be hung out to dry. So not surprisingly, they’re saying fuck that, I ain’t showing up.

Yep. Say what you will about Mayor Richard Daley The First, everyone knew he had the cops' back in 1968.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 18, 2024 10:21 PM (uxCna)

79
I got a brand new pair of roller skates, you got a brand new key.
I think that we should get together
And try them on to see.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Maria M. on the ONT, fantastic.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Melanie Safka

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2024 10:21 PM (63Dwl)

80 @68 MisHum, Khrushchev beat a table with his shoe. Joey would probably beat himself in the head

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2024 10:22 PM (gXGVH)

81 I just hope Kamala says "price gauging" again.

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 18, 2024 10:22 PM (iZbyp)

82 So, that little girl wasn't her?

Biden/Harris 2020 -- Two Plagiarists for The Price of One!
Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 18, 2024 10:19 PM (OVrCp)

And, as noted elsewhere, that Sun article mentions the MLK interview was in a 1965 Playboy, but doesn't even show a picture of the cover. That is REALLY lame journalism. Do better, Sun.

Posted by: GWB at August 18, 2024 10:23 PM (CrXxA)

83 76 6 cases? I wonder what their melanin was?

Pardon the sarcasm and cynicism this fine and glorious evening.

More likely these whiteguys had pissed off a politician somewhere along the line.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 18, 2024 10:21 PM (W/lyH)

FIFY

Because Tyrone and Juanita just didn't know better.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 18, 2024 10:23 PM (QXQ4l)

84 "According to state law, as a general rule, children under the age of 14 are “incapable of committing crime.”(MN Statutes 609.005)"
think I see the problem.

I don't however see it in the law (MN Statutes 609.005).
And I do see a problem in the agency. "The Office of the Revisor of Statutes"
Why do statutes need revising?
Shouldn't the law be what was passed according to law?
So a law gets passed and then this office revises it?
Sound really unconstitutional.

Posted by: Reforger at August 18, 2024 10:24 PM (xcIvR)

85 For those of you wanting an update on the Massachusetts Rap Wars...

Aidan Kearney
@DoctorTurtleboy
Per sources, This is Grant “grande” smith Ellis brother Cameron, a rapper named LV Montana. In a shocking development our sources tell us that he had a rival rapper charged with witness intimidation for telling him that his rap music sucks. This is a developing story.

https://x.com/DoctorTurtleboy/status/1825018887437468028

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 18, 2024 10:24 PM (TGPs7)

86 Ummm, the same word doesn't really rhyme, guys.
Posted by: GWB

I don't get it.

Posted by: Ozzy Osbourne at August 18, 2024 10:24 PM (DgGvY)

87 @79 Melanie died this year. That song always annoyed me

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2024 10:24 PM (gXGVH)

88 I can't wait for Kamel Toe to say that we aren't suffering from Bidenflation....its just all the companies in the world raised their prices at the same time because they all got greedy right after Biden started printing all that money...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2024 10:24 PM (oZhjI)

89 80 @68 MisHum, Khrushchev beat a table with his shoe. Joey would probably beat himself in the head
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2024 10:22 PM (gXGVH)

***SNORT***

Then again perhaps Hunter will lace daddy's Ensure with some Peruvian flake. State of the Union speech all over again.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 18, 2024 10:24 PM (QXQ4l)

90 MisHum, Khrushchev beat a table with his shoe. Joey would probably beat himself in the head

And Kamel Toe would beat, well, you know...

Posted by: Willie Brown's willie at August 18, 2024 10:25 PM (oZhjI)

91 63
So sorry my friend. Anytime I hear gov talking about anything, it raises my hackles....my bad...😗
YIKES

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 18, 2024 10:26 PM (tQk2q)

92 our sources tell us that he had a rival rapper charged with witness intimidation for telling him that his rap music sucks.

I mean... does it?

Posted by: the truth is a defense at August 18, 2024 10:26 PM (gKWVE)

93 Rollergirls roll me to sleep.

Posted by: Eromero at August 18, 2024 10:26 PM (LHPAg)

94 projectile vomit all over the front row of the spectators.

Historic first!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 18, 2024 10:27 PM (cwI6g)

95 What's the over and under of the number of American flags which will be displayed at the Democratic Convention as compared to Palestinian flags?

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 18, 2024 10:28 PM (TGPs7)

96 Why do statutes need revising?
Shouldn't the law be what was passed according to law?
So a law gets passed and then this office revises it?
Sound really unconstitutional.
Posted by: Reforger at August 18, 2024 10:24 PM (xcIvR)

See Nevada Revised Statutes....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 18, 2024 10:28 PM (0eaVi)

97 Re the juveniles in Minnesota, go right ahead and arrest them, then follow up with the parents. This is quite the indictment of the parenting, as I see it. I don't see an answer here shy of removing these kids from that environment. THEN you can start the remedial procedure. But leaving them in that environment will negate any help given them.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 18, 2024 10:28 PM (hKoQL)

98 Here’s something I never expected. I knew Post Malone was a famous rapper / DJ music ( white guy with face tattoos) but never listen to any of his music.

I read he had moved to Nashville because he thought LA /CA sucked and decided to do country.

I don’t know how many Morons are country fans but I was curious so I listen to his first country album he just released . It was surprisingly very good IMO. I might even down loaded.

Again did not have that on my bingo card.

Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2024 10:28 PM (B1dzx)

99 And I do see a problem in the agency. "The Office of the Revisor of Statutes"
Posted by: Reforger

I saw Revisor of Statutes open for Pure Reason Revolution at The State Theater in 2018.

https://youtu.be/X3-VtVsXcdE

Posted by: mikeski at August 18, 2024 10:29 PM (DgGvY)

100 85 For those of you wanting an update on the Massachusetts Rap Wars...

And I for one knew not of such a horrible thing.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 18, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l)

101 Evenin'

(Sips beer)

🍻

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by pew pew at August 18, 2024 10:29 PM (NaAik)

102 To answer Iasonas' question about choosing our next overlord: I'd choose Islam. We'd still be living in a totalitarian system but at least the children would not be prey.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at August 18, 2024 10:29 PM (UWRAE)

103 Here's the cover for January 1965. It's pretty lame for a Playboy cover, actually, which makes The Sun not running it as part of the article even stupider.

https://t.ly/Hv7nl

Posted by: GWB at August 18, 2024 10:29 PM (CrXxA)

104 Lucinda kind of looks like Bob Dylan .

Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2024 10:30 PM (B1dzx)

105 97 Re the juveniles in Minnesota, go right ahead and arrest them, then follow up with the parents. This is quite the indictment of the parenting, as I see it. I don't see an answer here shy of removing these kids from that environment. THEN you can start the remedial procedure. But leaving them in that environment will negate any help given them.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 18, 2024 10:28 PM (hKoQL

They are past the point of redemption.
Within 10 years they will be in Stillwater, dead or wishing they were because of the life they have.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 18, 2024 10:30 PM (QXQ4l)

106 102 To answer Iasonas' question about choosing our next overlord: I'd choose Islam. We'd still be living in a totalitarian system but at least the children would not be prey.
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at August 18, 2024 10:29 PM (UWRAE)

I'mma say, not only no but hell no. Lepanto was not a one-off. Plus I'm a girl. Not going dhimmie or muzzie, not in this lifetime. I rely upon the Lord, thank you, and a really good ammo stash.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 18, 2024 10:31 PM (sRfrW)

107 answer Iasonas' question about choosing our next overlord: I'd choose Islam. We'd still be living in a totalitarian system but at least the children would not be prey.
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at August 18, 2024 10:29 PM (UWRAE)

You’ve not read about Afghanistan I assume.

Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2024 10:32 PM (B1dzx)

108 I'm impressed by that one-legged skater in the pic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2024 10:32 PM (XeU6L)

109 I hate to bring poly-ticks into our wonderful ONT, but does anyone have a link to what Trump said recently about the Medal of Honor? Insty has a troll that has been screeching about it all day but his sources look like they spliced together what Trump said.

Posted by: pookysgirl was always thankful Pooky wasn't on the front lines at August 18, 2024 10:33 PM (dtlDP)

110 See Nevada Revised Statutes....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 18, 2024 10:28 PM (0eaVi)

Shit.

Posted by: Reforger at August 18, 2024 10:33 PM (xcIvR)

111 But the music make her wanna be the story, and the story was whatever was the song, what it was.

Posted by: Mark Knopfler at August 18, 2024 10:33 PM (mGOzW)

112 Heather Graham will always be my roller girl with or without skates.

Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2024 10:34 PM (B1dzx)

113 Hmmm...

Cernovich
@Cernovich
Do you know anyone who has been to China 25 times?

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 18, 2024 10:34 PM (TGPs7)

114 104 Lucinda kind of looks like Bob Dylan .
Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2024 10:30 PM (B1dzx)

I thought that was David Lee Roth.
Maybe I should get my eyes checked.

Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2024 10:34 PM (xJEPL)

115 We'd still be living in a totalitarian system but at least the children would not be prey

In the name of God the Merciful the Benevolent, the pasha would like to extend his congratulations for your daughter's ninth birthday, and an invitation to his palace.

Posted by: four bearded swordsmen outside your door at August 18, 2024 10:35 PM (gKWVE)

116 Oh don't be silly. That photo is all about the sweater puppies. Are you new here?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief

Nope. I've just seen too many references to the Dim party in the last couple of months.

There's a part of me that would like to go back to that time, even though my job wouldn't exist.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 18, 2024 10:35 PM (VNX3d)

117 I'm impressed by that one-legged skater in the pic.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

I'm impressed that they matched their skin tone with their socks and roller skate shoes!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2024 10:36 PM (Yruuv)

118 Shit.
Posted by: Reforger at August 18, 2024 10:33 PM (xcIvR)

Yah, that's what NRS means when they quote a law.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 18, 2024 10:36 PM (0eaVi)

119 Chief O'Hara has fallen on hard times. Tried to get him off the sauce, but to no avail.

Posted by: Commissioner Gordon at August 18, 2024 10:37 PM (Aqu9a)

120 To answer Iasonas' question about choosing our next overlord: I will be the overlord of all I survey at Diogenes Acres.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 18, 2024 10:37 PM (W/lyH)

121 https://youtu.be/olmzocGVDiM?si=dBvvMVML8cn5K_hX

RIP Scott Bloomquist

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 18, 2024 10:38 PM (NaAik)

122 We are your overlords...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApxnAr6pRt0

Posted by: Viking Kitties at August 18, 2024 10:38 PM (i0F8b)

123 Soros should suffer a loss of all his possessions via civil asset forfeiture. Add all the traitorous dems and their apparatchiks.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2024 10:39 PM (ynpvh)

124 Just watched the movie Mud earlier today. How come none of you morons told me how good this movie was? You had 12 years to do it.

Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2024 10:40 PM (B1dzx)

125 Those sure are some patriotic ladies in the top pic. I used to like to roller skate, but after I turned 29 my health insurance wouldn't cover that activity.

Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2024 10:40 PM (xJEPL)

126 Well, I probably should go now...I tripped all over myself....
I love the ONTers....I just get stupid sometimes...🤪
Much love to you all!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 18, 2024 10:40 PM (tQk2q)

127 Ooohhh I got mentioned in the ONT

I'm famous youse guys.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2024 10:40 PM (oA7a8)

128 A comment-of-the-week nomination in Ace's Thursday post about Anna Paulina Luna:

"And David sayeth, "Yea, shew not the world thine thicc tiddies lest the Moabites who lay down with poultry call ye hoochie and maybe cost ye seats on appropriations committees. 'Tis manlier to observe thine wife getting pounded like a railroad spike in hard clay by a gang of nameless unbathed Hibernians than to see dem tiddies and not say 'ewwww, i don't like dem tiddies'."

-St. David's letter to the Frenchians 18:5-8

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 15, 2024 07:18 PM (BAEGB)"

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 18, 2024 10:40 PM (OVrCp)

129 Would have been in the top 50 — I presume I won't be now — but daughter & her hub dropped by to shower & have dinner.* Seems their water heater decided to start spewing... and has no shut-off, so the whole house is shut off. *Real life people sure cut into gray box communing!
😛

As Guru Radd Dadd says, "Water can be friend or foe."

Well, howdy, y'all. Hope you had a tolerable Sunday.

Posted by: mindful webworker - guru who? at August 18, 2024 10:41 PM (nH0oJ)

130 Soros needs to meet a Nigerian Princess.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2024 10:41 PM (oA7a8)

131 Brit mum dies after flying to Turkey for Brazilian butt lift surgery to 'change her life'
Kaydell Brown, who had just turned 38, tragically died after travelling to Istanbul, Turkey, to undergo a so-called 'mummy MOT' - including a Brazilian butt lift - at a clinic
Yes indeedy, she changed her life.

I went to Paraguay to have my hymen reconstructed.

Posted by: Miklos lies on occasion at August 18, 2024 10:41 PM (lSyD7)

132 I'm famous youse guys.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2024 10:40 PM (oA7a

It was your turn, that's all. I'm still waiting for mine.

Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2024 10:42 PM (xJEPL)

133 Ooohhh I got mentioned in the ONT

I'm famous youse guys.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2024 10:40 PM (oA7a

--------------

Please tell me that you're middle name is "Paulina." Lie if you must ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 18, 2024 10:42 PM (OVrCp)

134 Am I imagining things or do I actually see 4 women sportin pokies in the B/W picture at the top?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at August 18, 2024 10:20 PM (2xB3Z)

It's not your imagination. Very nice.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2024 10:42 PM (Aqu9a)

135 111 But the music make her wanna be the story, and the story was whatever was the song, what it was.
Posted by: Mark Knopfler at August 18, 2024 10:33 PM (mGOzW)

Skateaway. That's all.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at August 18, 2024 10:42 PM (v23vE)

136 I'm a Puma not a Luna nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2024 10:42 PM (oA7a8)

137 We are your overlords...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApxnAr6pRt0

Posted by: Viking Kitties at August 18, 2024 10:38 PM (i0F8b)

Dude, I thought that video got taken down! Nice find!

Posted by: pookysgirl loves cheesy graphics at August 18, 2024 10:43 PM (dtlDP)

138 Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 18, 2024 10:40 PM (tQk2q

If everyone left after misreading a post there would be no commenters left.

Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2024 10:43 PM (B1dzx)

139 Those ladies in the top pick are great grandmothers by now.

Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2024 10:44 PM (xJEPL)

140 Ubisoft is succeeding so well in business

They are laying off 45 people just before the release of Star Wars Outlaws.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2024 10:44 PM (oA7a8)

141 this isn't a movie
youtu.be/9sqOEJfa3DA

Posted by: gKWVE at August 18, 2024 10:44 PM (gKWVE)

142 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2024 10:40 PM (oA7a

--------------

Please tell me that you're middle name is "Paulina." Lie if you must ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la

The "lie " part is specifically allowed

Posted by: Miklos , Little white lie Supremacist at August 18, 2024 10:47 PM (lSyD7)

143 Please tell me that you're middle name is "Paulina." Lie if you must ...
Posted by: ShainS

I'm a Puma not a Luna nyah
Posted by: Anna Puma

And the Japanese don't use middle names, so she'd have to lie.

Posted by: mikeski at August 18, 2024 10:47 PM (DgGvY)

144 More hats on guys than not in that photo but you can see the trend of going hatless has started.

Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2024 10:47 PM (B1dzx)

145 @102 Mohammed married his wife at 6 yrs old and consummated the marriage when she was 9. Young boys are used as playthings by Muslim men because banging a little boy isn't homosexuality. So I have to disagree that children aren't prey in Islam

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2024 10:47 PM (gXGVH)

146 Needs some Palestinian flags too, Trump...

https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1825138139502878806

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 18, 2024 10:48 PM (TGPs7)

147 If everyone left after misreading a post there would be no commenters left.
Posted by: polynikes

Misreading, miswriting

Posted by: Miklos casting no stones at August 18, 2024 10:48 PM (lSyD7)

148 Skateaway?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcwl-Q7pAtY

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2024 10:49 PM (oA7a8)

149 So...the left says that the right wants to put women in Handmaid outfits/Burkas and then complains when Anna Luna wears a bathing suit?

Hmm...why it is almost like they are full of shit.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2024 10:49 PM (oZhjI)

150 141 this isn't a movie
youtu.be/9sqOEJfa3DA

Posted by: gKWVE at August 18, 2024 10:44 PM (gKWVE)

Holy Smokes! If Only!

Posted by: davidt at August 18, 2024 10:50 PM (i0F8b)

151 If everyone left after misreading a post there would be no commenters left.
Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2024 10:43 PM (B1dzx)

Wait, what? Did everyone leave?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 18, 2024 10:50 PM (S6gqv)

152 Today, Boston was Titty City...

Suzanne Sausville
@wbzSausville
About a dozen women, several of them topless, march to the State House demanding laws be changed to allow women to go topless. Dozens more, mostly men, were watching & taking pictures...

https://x.com/wbzSausville/status/1824944370996617645

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 18, 2024 10:50 PM (TGPs7)

153 this isn't a movie
youtu.be/9sqOEJfa3DA

Posted by: gKWVE at August 18, 2024 10:44 PM (gKWVE)

Well, why the hell not?! Who do we have to call to make this happen?

Posted by: pookysgirl, obviously a Tolkien fan at August 18, 2024 10:50 PM (dtlDP)

154 Mohammed married his wife at 6 yrs old and consummated the marriage when she was 9.

The oddest part of this...Muslims wrote this note about a man they consider to be a model for everyone. Remember they could have just NOT included this fact (like Gandhi having sex with teens)

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2024 10:51 PM (oZhjI)

155 Skateaway?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcwl-Q7pAtY
Posted by: Anna Puma

See that and raise you one Irma Thomas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOI2K1xT5jI

Posted by: Miklos notes what we called the "torpedo tits" at August 18, 2024 10:52 PM (lSyD7)

156 Today, Boston was Titty City...

Suzanne Sausville
@wbzSausville
About a dozen women, several of them topless, march to the State House demanding laws be changed to allow women to go topless. Dozens more, mostly men, were watching & taking pictures...

https://x.com/wbzSausville/status/1824944370996617645
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 18, 2024 10:50 PM (TGPs7)

Granny with the Post It Notes nipple covers!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2024 10:53 PM (Aqu9a)

157 Daniel Coates
@danielcoates_25
#BREAKING:
@MassStatePolice
confirmed a tip we received regarding an arrest of
@BCFootball
great, NFL player Gosder Cherilus.

The tip claimed he was arrested on a flight after “peeing on a fellow Delta customer.”

The flight to Dublin had to return to Boston.
@boston25

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 18, 2024 10:53 PM (TGPs7)

158 @154 , yup it's a feature not a bug

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2024 10:53 PM (gXGVH)

159 Here's the cover for January 1965. It's pretty lame for a Playboy cover, actually, which makes The Sun not running it as part of the article even stupider.

https://t.ly/Hv7nl
Posted by: GWB at August 18, 2024 10:29 PM (CrXxA)

*digs around under mattress*
Oh yeah! I remember that issue!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 18, 2024 10:53 PM (W/lyH)

160 Granny with the Post It Notes nipple covers!
Posted by: Count de Monet

Whatever counts your money, man.

Posted by: mikeski at August 18, 2024 10:54 PM (DgGvY)

161 138

Yeah. I know. I'm just not very self-confident. The lovely and fine folks here kinda make me feel not so much as fine and intelligent as I'd like to be....
But, I know I can be if needed....😏
I so do love it here though....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 18, 2024 10:54 PM (tQk2q)

162 Suzanne Sausville
@wbzSausville
About a dozen women, several of them topless, march to the State House demanding laws be changed to allow women to go topless.

Nineteenth Amendment, ladies

Posted by: Miklos Y chromosome Registered Voter at August 18, 2024 10:54 PM (lSyD7)

163
Una Poloma Blanca

https://youtu.be/y78dtSvzWc4

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2024 10:54 PM (63Dwl)

164 The two carrying the lead banner were 1’s .

That’s unusual for this kind of protest.

Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2024 10:56 PM (B1dzx)

165 I so do love it here though....
Posted by: COMountainMarie

FEEL THE LOVE

Posted by: Miklos and his All Girl Horderistas on Trinidadian Steel Drums at August 18, 2024 10:56 PM (lSyD7)

166 The Children of Hurin.

Just the story synopsis in the trailer proves why Tolkien is a literary goliath who is beset by jealous talentless mental pygmies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2024 10:56 PM (oA7a8)

167 Una Poloma Blanca

https://youtu.be/y78dtSvzWc4

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

we gone slim yo ass

Posted by: Boxcar Willie and Zamfir at August 18, 2024 10:57 PM (lSyD7)

168 "About a dozen women, several of them topless, march to the State House demanding laws be changed to allow women to go topless. Dozens more, mostly men, were watching & taking pictures.."

The problem with these sorts of events is the ones who would go topless generally shouldn't.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 18, 2024 10:57 PM (6NgT4)

169 Was Lena Dunham one of the topless protestors?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2024 10:58 PM (oA7a8)

170 Hi horde, I'm delurking to ask for prayers for my mother, Martha. She's in hospice with end stage heart and renal failure. It's not pretty. I just said a rosary with her but the more prayers she gets the better. Thanks.

Posted by: The Cookie Man at August 18, 2024 11:00 PM (Sr8Yg)

171 Miklos

There is ALWAYS love from your end...
You always make my heart smile. You're a good man.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 18, 2024 11:00 PM (tQk2q)

172 @170 praying for your mom. Good luck and God bless

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2024 11:01 PM (gXGVH)

173 Speakers at the Convention
Monday: Biden and Dr. Jill Biden, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson
Tuesday: President Obama, Second gentleman Doug Emhoff, Gov. JB Pritzker.
Wednesday: VP nominee Tim Walz , Former President Clinton, Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi and Pete Buttigieg
Thursday: Harris accepts the convention's nomination for president.

Lordy, what a rogues gallery!

They should have squeezed Jimmeh in there, too.

Posted by: mindful webworker - lock 'em all up! at August 18, 2024 11:01 PM (nH0oJ)

174 Forwarding to you all the best wishes Cookie Man. That is rough.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2024 11:01 PM (oA7a8)

175 Of all the kinds of plastic surgeries one could have a.. butt lift seems an odd choice. It's not as is person is staring at their butt all day as opposed to wanting face wrinkles removed , aside from the fact that you're a dimwit if you go to a foreign country for a cheaper procedure . I feel sorry for people who loved this woman, however.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2024 11:01 PM (P+aH3)

176 Was Lena Dunham one of the topless protestors?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Unfair and discriminatory

Posted by: Tampon Tim, with a bitchin' set of Man Boobs at August 18, 2024 11:02 PM (lSyD7)

177 They should have squeezed Jimmeh in there, too.

He's gonna be the closer with the pillow.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2024 11:02 PM (oA7a8)

178 @166 Anna Puma , I know there's been articles written about it as well a movie, but the discussions between the great friends Tolkien and Lewis must have been epic and fascinating

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2024 11:03 PM (gXGVH)

179 Are we taking bets on what day of the convention the riots start?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 18, 2024 11:03 PM (Ydd86)

180 Hi horde, I'm delurking to ask for prayers for my mother, Martha. She's in hospice with end stage heart and renal failure. It's not pretty. I just said a rosary with her but the more prayers she gets the better. Thanks.

Posted by: The Cookie Man at August 18, 2024 11:00 PM (Sr8Yg)

*prays while shoving white chip macadamia nut cookies into the USB port*

Posted by: pookysgirl has a dog to clean up the crumbs at August 18, 2024 11:03 PM (dtlDP)

181 Posted by: The Cookie Man at August 18, 2024 11:00 PM (Sr8Yg)

Prayers for your mom and you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2024 11:04 PM (P+aH3)

182
Those skaters have great legs! Like lean and muscular.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2024 11:04 PM (lCaJd)

183 @173 Jimmy couldn't be there he's running three ultra marathons and a triathlon this week

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2024 11:04 PM (gXGVH)

184 I would choose a doctor's office for a vasectomy over a converted food truck any day. There's a vas deferens between the two.

Posted by: Newt Kiley at August 18, 2024 11:04 PM (CV8a5)

185 Oh gosh 170! So many prayers and love to you!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 18, 2024 11:04 PM (tQk2q)

186 "Anyone pondering if Kamala gets the DTs?
Posted by: gKWVE "

I'm think more like the munchies. That stupid laugh and meandering speeches seems like she is stoned, not drunk.

Posted by: Ripley at August 18, 2024 11:04 PM (PTDkx)

187 @179 vmom, they already kind of started

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2024 11:05 PM (gXGVH)

188 All of the ladies in the first picture are adorable !

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2024 11:05 PM (WF/xn)

189 I would not want to be in Chicago with all those police calling in sick.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2024 11:05 PM (P+aH3)

190
Posted by: The Cookie Man at August 18, 2024 11:00 PM (Sr8Yg)

+++++++++++++++

Cookie Man, I'm so sorry and I'm glad you delurked. Sharing your burden with others will be so important in the days and weeks to come.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2024 11:05 PM (lCaJd)

191
167 Una Poloma Blanca”

It struck me that the perfect opposite of Uns Paloma Blanca, both topically and musically, is Mexican Blackbird by ZZTopp. (But you gotta look it up on your own)

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 18, 2024 11:06 PM (S6gqv)

192 I liked taking/meeting chicks either roller or ice skating. Hey, wanna skate? And there you are holding hands already.

Posted by: Fast Worker at August 18, 2024 11:06 PM (CV8a5)

193 I just laid naked with teenage girls. To test my discipline. Seriously you guys!

Posted by: Gandhi at August 18, 2024 11:06 PM (Y8lzz)

194 Happy-ish Sunday evening …

Posted by: Adriane the Oy Vey Critic . . . at August 18, 2024 11:06 PM (U/JWQ)

195 Done Cookie Man.

Posted by: Reforger at August 18, 2024 11:08 PM (xcIvR)

196
188 All of the ladies in the first picture are adorable !
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2024 11:05 PM (WF/xn)

----------

Stay away. They've already accepted an invitation to my hot tub.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2024 11:09 PM (jdHxK)

197 Prayers for strength and comfort for you and a holy end for your mom, Cookie Man.
Please let us know how you are when you can.

Posted by: sal at August 18, 2024 11:09 PM (0w7qT)

198 I would choose a doctor's office for a vasectomy over a converted food truck any day. There's a vas deferens between the two.
Posted by: Newt Kiley

On Taco Tuesdays it's 2-4-1

Solamente en cash

Posted by: Jose y Miguel at August 18, 2024 11:09 PM (lSyD7)

199 I knew Post Malone lived in Salt Lake City because he hated LA. I guess he wanted to try out new music. Growth is good. You can hear the growth in his music and this is just part of that.

Posted by: Megthered at August 18, 2024 11:09 PM (vKdBP)

200 Posted by: The Cookie Man at August 18, 2024 11:00 PM (Sr8Yg)

May Martha be Blessed with Health & Healing.

May you and your family be Blessed with Strength and Courage in this frightening time …

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at August 18, 2024 11:10 PM (U/JWQ)

201 That was the lady's third flight to Turkey. Her ass was so pendulous, they had to lift it incrementally.

Posted by: Up With People at August 18, 2024 11:10 PM (CV8a5)

202 "demand to go topless," eh?

In quite a number of countries, women would be happy if they weren't required to hide their FACES.

There is also Purdah, in which women are subjected to gender segregation, i.e., required to stay in women-only sections of a dwelling while in their own homes.

Posted by: mnw at August 18, 2024 11:11 PM (NLIak)

203 Prayers for you both, Cookie Man.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2024 11:11 PM (Aqu9a)

204 Brit mum dies after flying to Turkey for Brazilian butt lift surgery to 'change her life'
Years ago there was a tv show on where two plastic surgeons told about plastic surgeries that had gone wrong, and they fixed. Most of the cases were for people who had tried to save money. The funniest was a woman who wanted her lip plumped with an injection, and she had some stranger she met in a shoe store do it. The person used the kind of silicone that you get at walmart to use in a caulking gun.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 18, 2024 11:12 PM (0Htd1)

205 I just laid naked with teenage girls. To test my discipline. Seriously you guys!
Posted by: Gandhi

The "Welcome Blessing Drink" tastes like piss.

Posted by: Disaffected Follower Chicks at August 18, 2024 11:13 PM (lSyD7)

206 Those Turkish docs any good with thigh-folds?

Posted by: Tusko the Elephant at August 18, 2024 11:13 PM (CV8a5)

207 We are your overlords...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApxnAr6pRt0
Posted by: Viking Kitties at August 18, 2024 10:38 PM (i0F8b)

I think I'd prefer Viking Puppies. With them, you could always distract them with a Squirrel or two.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 18, 2024 11:14 PM (VNX3d)

208 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at August 18, 2024 11:14 PM (1Yy3c)

209 Prayers for you and your mother, Cookie Man. God bless and keep you both in this time.

Posted by: Moki at August 18, 2024 11:14 PM (wLjpr)

210 *scheis*

Tensor AI just enhanced my prompt into what could be a story kernel.

"A haunting photorealistic depiction of a desolate cyberpunk city street under the veil of darkness. The air is heavy with neglect as trash litters the cracked asphalt. Abandoned flying cars, once symbols of innovation, now serve as rusting monuments to decay. The huddled masses of homeless individuals, silhouetted against the glow of distant neon lights, convey a sense of desperation and despair."

Hell, that could easily beat everything that came out of Rings of Power.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2024 11:14 PM (oA7a8)

211 As it is I'll just settle for a week if non ending violence

Surely the rioters can make AWOLz's wife feel at home in Chicago with the smell of burning tires.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 18, 2024 11:14 PM (hgW0U)

212 Trump 2024 or die.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 18, 2024 11:14 PM (TDvv2)

213 I've been reading about the stolen Yellowstone tow truck, but haven't found any footage.

Seems odd in this day and age that nobody whipped out their phone and taped it.

Posted by: 496 at August 18, 2024 11:15 PM (vGPXM)

214 The Cookie Man

Old Ma in is hospice care too.

Always time for another prayer.

Posted by: Miklos at August 18, 2024 11:15 PM (lSyD7)

215 Cookie Man, prayers up

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 18, 2024 11:16 PM (Ydd86)

216 With the cost of a R/T to Turkey factored in, I question whether she even saved money.

Posted by: mnw at August 18, 2024 11:16 PM (NLIak)

217 Trump 2024 or die.
Posted by: Nightwatch

Trump, in particular, knows that.

Posted by: Miklos so thinks at August 18, 2024 11:16 PM (lSyD7)

218 So Walz's wife is like Winnie Mandela, she loves some necklaces.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2024 11:16 PM (oA7a8)

219 I saw Up With People open for the JR High Marching Band in 81 at my JR High.

Posted by: Reforger at August 18, 2024 11:17 PM (xcIvR)

220 Upthread mention was made of Ayn Rand's most memorable protagonist, John Galt. Werner is reminded of his acquaintance with the Russian scribe, as now the years roll back, back, back...wait, too far, up, up, ja.

Werner had the occasion to visit Frau Rand's elegantly appointed apartment in the city so agreeable they named it twice, which has assured Werner if he can make it there, he can make it anywhere. This is clear, ja? It is not Cleveland, nor Detroit, let alone Philly. Klaus Kinski had escaped his restraints and was roaming the myriad streets of the Big Apple, and I was at my wit's end. Fortunately, one of Ayn's many devotees had found Kinski, and had brought him before the lady herself. Checking Klaus's collar revealed my name, and she telephoned me.

New phone, who dis? Such was my answer. Playa, said she, you be trippin' and the Rand got stuff to do. Come get your nominally-human property before he ruins more of my carpeting. Frankfurt represent was my response. Pray direct Werner to your Hizzouse. Such was our idiom, and it puzzles me as to why that was.

Eins of Zwei

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 18, 2024 11:17 PM (tmPIh)

221 Hi horde, I'm delurking to ask for prayers for my mother, Martha. She's in hospice with end stage heart and renal failure. It's not pretty. I just said a rosary with her but the more prayers she gets the better. Thanks.
Posted by: The Cookie Man at August 18, 2024 11:00 PM (Sr8Yg)

You've got my sympathies, man. My mom is back in the hospital and it's not nearly as bad as your mom has it but, ya know, it sucks. I'm so sorry and I'll say a few good words for both you and your mom. Stay strong, man.

Posted by: Robert at August 18, 2024 11:18 PM (1Yy3c)

222 very late to the party but the picture up top is the world I want to be in. It has been down hill in many respects since then.

Posted by: free tibet, etc at August 18, 2024 11:18 PM (iNp3L)

223
Diana has taken over my armchair in the living room. Minx.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2024 11:18 PM (1Nxff)

224 But other than that
I ain't nothin'
but a good ol' boy

Posted by: Alan Bowling, VA, headed to PMITA Federal Prison at August 18, 2024 11:19 PM (Aqu9a)

225 Well, she is the Goddess of the Hunt

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2024 11:19 PM (oA7a8)

226 So Walz's wife is like Winnie Mandela, she loves some necklaces.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Gift card at Discount Tire?

Posted by: Miklos wishes the best, as appropriate at August 18, 2024 11:19 PM (lSyD7)

227
The funniest was a woman who wanted her lip plumped with an injection, and she had some stranger she met in a shoe store do it. The person used the kind of silicone that you get at walmart to use in a caulking gun.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Some use Fix-a-Flat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2024 11:20 PM (63Dwl)

228 inherited senate or house seats...doesnt matter what the name is at that point..its strictly the letter before the name

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 18, 2024 11:20 PM (+I6Y/)

229 For once i'd like to see Bernie stand up for himself, like tomorrow should up with a preliminary injunction staying the convention and an order to show cause why the nomination should not be reopened in the name of democracy.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 18, 2024 11:20 PM (KAi1n)

230 Wasn't there anything which could be offered next door to the DNC convention center that could be hi of be more uplifting and good than free abortions? How about job training?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2024 11:20 PM (zXLkc)

231 *slides Werner a Natty Daddy*

Don't tell Darleen.

Posted by: Miklos tries to stay out of trouble at August 18, 2024 11:22 PM (lSyD7)

232 Playa, said she, you be trippin' and the Rand got stuff to do.

Good. Good.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 18, 2024 11:22 PM (TSQkU)

233 229 For once i'd like to see Bernie stand up for himself

*kicking up heels in the latest dacha*
Oh do go on, you.

Posted by: Bernie! at August 18, 2024 11:22 PM (gKWVE)

234 221

Very heartfelt prayers and a summons to my Rosery team at our church for extra prayer power.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 18, 2024 11:24 PM (TDvv2)

235 How about job training?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2024 11:20 PM (zXLk

Hand or blow?

Sometimes they just come in so slow and over the plate...

Posted by: Kamala at August 18, 2024 11:25 PM (U00Z8)

236 178 @166 Anna Puma , I know there's been articles written about it as well a movie, but the discussions between the great friends Tolkien and Lewis must have been epic and fascinating
Posted by: Smell the Glove
.................................
Yep. Sitting in the Eagle and Child, having a pint of bitter, talkin'.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 18, 2024 11:25 PM (NaAik)

237 For once i'd like to see Bernie stand up for himself

*kicking up heels in the latest dacha*
Oh do go on, you.
Posted by: Bernie!

I need some financial advice from Mrs. Bernie.

Posted by: University of Miklos, Vermont Campus at August 18, 2024 11:25 PM (lSyD7)

238 >>> 106 102 To answer Iasonas' question about choosing our next overlord: I'd choose Islam. We'd still be living in a totalitarian system but at least the children would not be prey.
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at August 18, 2024 10:29 PM (UWRAE)

I'mma say, not only no but hell no. Lepanto was not a one-off. Plus I'm a girl. Not going dhimmie or muzzie, not in this lifetime. I rely upon the Lord, thank you, and a really good ammo stash.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 18, 2024 10:31 PM (sRfrW)

iirc it was Dr. T who had the pithy response I don't see Jesus Christ on that list.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 18, 2024 11:26 PM (FnneF)

239 Uplifting? Got you covered.

Posted by: Playtex 18 hour Cross Your Heart at August 18, 2024 11:26 PM (Aqu9a)

240 I'm convinced Trump is going to win bigger than in 2016, both in terms of % and states/EVs

Posted by: Shenanigans at August 18, 2024 11:26 PM (wGun1)

241 Wonder what the "overpressure" on the tires might be...

Steel belted ...yes?

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 18, 2024 11:27 PM (TDvv2)

242 @179

>>Are we taking bets on what day of the convention the riots start?

The riots have already started.

The sad part is that I can see the Donks and the MSM Judo flipping the lawlessness onto imaginary Republicans in Distant Realms.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 18, 2024 11:27 PM (XV/Pl)

243 Yep. Sitting in the Eagle and Child, having a pint of bitter, talkin'.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 18, 2024 11:25 PM (NaAik)

"Arsenal forever!"
"If you ain't a Mank, you're a wank!"

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 18, 2024 11:28 PM (U00Z8)

244 Voters ELECT Heir Force candidates. Nobody makes them do it. The offices AREN'T "inherited," if the voters choose the candidate with a famous name.

Frequently Heir Force candidates lose, too. Jay Ashcroft just lost a MO primary election for governor. Kennedys & Bushes haven't won much lately, either.

Posted by: mnw at August 18, 2024 11:28 PM (NLIak)

245 Nobody in the top picture is fat.

What we have become fills me with despair.

Posted by: First time caller number three at August 18, 2024 11:28 PM (TLBJy)

246 If Kamala wins is America going to say, Oh, well, we'll try harder next time?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 18, 2024 11:29 PM (5M+Ys)

247 Also, the most revolting thing happened to me, I can scarcely think about it lest I become nauseated.

Let's just say it involved a cup of coffee and a dead mouse.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 18, 2024 11:29 PM (XV/Pl)

248 245 Nobody in the top picture is fat.

What we have become fills me with despair.
Posted by: First time caller number three
----------------------------

Can't get fat on despair. Here, have a ham sandwich.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 18, 2024 11:30 PM (5M+Ys)

249 Is it me, or does Tim Walz sound a lot like Cave Johnson?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2024 11:30 PM (D7oie)

250 Also, the most revolting thing happened to me, I can scarcely think about it lest I become nauseated.

Let's just say it involved a cup of coffee and a dead mouse.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 18, 2024 11:29 PM (XV/Pl)

Kinky! Tell me more...

Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at August 18, 2024 11:31 PM (U00Z8)

251 vas deferens?

ISWYDT

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 18, 2024 11:31 PM (JVCkA)

252 Did you test decaf coffee on the mouse?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2024 11:31 PM (oA7a8)

253 @246

>>If Kamala wins is America going to say, Oh, well, we'll try harder next time?

If Kambala and The Great White Dope win, America is finished.

No way it's surviving another four years of millions of illegals and Marxism Straight Up With No Chaser.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 18, 2024 11:31 PM (XV/Pl)

254 Let's just say it involved a cup of coffee and a dead mouse.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 18, 2024 11:29 PM (XV/Pl)

When the coffee is just too strong to handle...

Posted by: Robert at August 18, 2024 11:31 PM (1Yy3c)

255 So many blessings to so many lovely folks having to deal with your hurt. I've been down this road of pain so many times lately in the last couple of months with friends and family that I've lost. The pain is indescribable. It hurts so damn bad!
I can only give my best blessings to you all.
The pain will always be there. But always hold onto to the love that was always there😇

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 18, 2024 11:32 PM (tQk2q)

256 The questions from Respected Colleague Werner have tormented many souls. Weltanschauung say some. Zeitgeist! shout others. Pain is less important than the question of pain. Anomie. Absinthe.

Posted by: Berlin Film Academie at August 18, 2024 11:32 PM (lSyD7)

257 Posted by: Kamala at August 18, 2024 11:25 PM

I was thinking more of employment services that havecnothing to do with sex acts but I typed it incorrectly, but thanks for chiming in. Don't you have to try and memorize the speech someone wrote for you?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2024 11:32 PM (zXLkc)

258 What is this BANDYCOCK about "inherited" seats?

You HAVE TO VOTE FOR THESE PEOPLE!!!!

IT IS THE LAW!!!

Yet they are happy to just chip away at the Republic like they have the RIGHT????

Can't wait for the 2024 voting season even though I'm informed it is already underway...what subterfuge is this now?

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 18, 2024 11:33 PM (TDvv2)

259 @252

>>Did you test decaf coffee on the mouse?

No, but getting the taste of dead mouse out of my mouth may take a couple of months or so.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 18, 2024 11:33 PM (XV/Pl)

260 Did you test decaf coffee on the mouse?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2024 11:31 PM (oA7a

If testing was necessary it wasn't decaf.

Posted by: Robert at August 18, 2024 11:34 PM (1Yy3c)

261 Is it me, or does Tim Walz sound a lot like Cave Johnson?
Posted by: Kindltot

Wait 'till he puts on his Minnesota Negro Accent

Posted by: Miklos ain't no ways tired at August 18, 2024 11:34 PM (lSyD7)

262 I just said a rosary with her but the more prayers she gets the better. Thanks.
Posted by: The Cookie Man at August 18, 2024 11:00 PM (Sr8Yg)

No suffering is ever wasted. That said, may the sufferings be short and not too much of a burden. And may God hold her in the palm of His hand.

I lost my mom at the end of May. In some ways, the speed at which she went was a blessing. There will be light, even if you don't see it just yet.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 18, 2024 11:35 PM (sRfrW)

263 >>>Don't you have to try and memorize the speech someone wrote for you?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
--------------

Sometimes I think you might be old fashioned.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 18, 2024 11:35 PM (5M+Ys)

264 Posted by: The Cookie Man at August 18, 2024 11:00 PM (Sr8Yg)

Prayers for your mom and you. +

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 18, 2024 11:35 PM (Ad8y9)

265 Thomas

Should email Sen. Maisy Hirono saying that there should be a law requiring life rings in coffee cups for mice so they don't drown.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2024 11:35 PM (oA7a8)

266 Skatin’ dames got some nice gams.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at August 18, 2024 11:36 PM (JRP2U)

267 @261

>>Wait 'till he puts on his Minnesota Negro Accent

I would pay good money to see Timmy try to order White Guy Tacos using AA dialect at a Taco Bell Drive Through.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 18, 2024 11:37 PM (XV/Pl)

268 Robert

Suruga-ya is having another free shipping event until August 22d.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2024 11:37 PM (oA7a8)

269 Skatin’ dames got some nice gams.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline

"gams"??!!

so sexist

Posted by: Miklos prefers dames with pins at August 18, 2024 11:37 PM (lSyD7)

270 Dems sum nice pins...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2024 11:38 PM (oA7a8)

271 266 Skatin’ dames got some nice gams.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at August 18, 2024 11:36 PM (JRP2U

Also some sweaters full of mischief.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 18, 2024 11:38 PM (Ad8y9)

272 No, but getting the taste of dead mouse out of my mouth may take a couple of months or so.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 18, 2024 11:33 PM (XV/Pl)

Report to King Harv. The results are of dire necessity.

Posted by: Robert at August 18, 2024 11:38 PM (1Yy3c)

273 Posted by: Braenyard at August 18, 2024 11:35 PM (5M+Ys)

Well it would sound better that way than reading it off the teleprompter. I think she has to be one of the worst political speakers I have heard.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2024 11:39 PM (BsSjd)

274 268 Robert

Suruga-ya is having another free shipping event until August 22d.
Posted by: Anna Puma
-------------------------------

How about a little Kraut to go with that?

https://t.co/Hp1MaPaZCN

Posted by: Braenyard at August 18, 2024 11:39 PM (5M+Ys)

275 Should email Sen. Maisy Hirono saying that there should be a law requiring life rings in coffee cups for mice so they don't drown.
Posted by: Anna Puma

You could also count the rings to verify Global Warmening.

Posted by: Miklos thinks this could get funded at August 18, 2024 11:39 PM (lSyD7)

276 @265

>>Should email Sen. Maisy Hirono saying that there should be a law requiring life rings in coffee cups for mice so they don't drown.

I feel for the little guy, but there was genuine horror on my part for a minute straight.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 18, 2024 11:40 PM (XV/Pl)

277 We've switched Folgers crystals in place of dead mouse coffee. See if anyone notices.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2024 11:40 PM (63Dwl)

278 38 Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum! Nice skaters up top and good Lucinda Williams behind it.

Skate Away.... practically a lay up....

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 18, 2024 11:40 PM (wcbC6)

279 Also some sweaters full of mischief.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Y yu hate Puppies?

Posted by: Miklos X at August 18, 2024 11:41 PM (lSyD7)

280 We've switched Folgers crystals in place of dead mouse coffee. See if anyone notices.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Good cof..fee

Posted by: Preznit Joey B. at August 18, 2024 11:42 PM (lSyD7)

281 245 Nobody in the top picture is fat.

What we have become fills me with despair.

Posted by: First time caller number three at August 18, 2024 11:28 PM (TLBJy)

Back then, no
Doritos or Cheetos-
In a 75-foot aisle of potato chips, corn chips, pretzels, etc.
100 different breakfast granolas that are calorie bombs
Ultra-processed microwave everything
150 different 'frozen treats' in every grocery store
250 types of snack crackers in every grocery store
Low-fat foods that are still calorie bombs in every grocery store
1000 different diet foods that aren't in every grocery store

Posted by: Gref at August 18, 2024 11:42 PM (aBgBM)

282 Oh don't be silly. That photo is all about the sweater puppies. Are you new here?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief

Bras were even harder to come by than gas.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 18, 2024 11:42 PM (cOq4q)

283 Good evening morons and danke mh

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2024 11:43 PM (JvZF+)

284 Just watched the movie Mud earlier today. How come none of you morons told me how good this movie was? You had 12 years to do it.
Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2024 10:40 PM (B1dzx)

we didn't think you would like a Star Trek spinoff movie

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2024 11:43 PM (D7oie)

285
How about a little Kraut to go with that?

I know a little German.

https://t.ly/CkIu3

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2024 11:43 PM (63Dwl)

286 The elegant Objectivist Frau welcomed we with some limited warmth. I had brought Kinski's water bowl and the Jack Links jerky that he so adored as a treat for being a good Klaus. Rand sized me up, saying, You a Bolshevik, Kraut? Nein, I told her, I am a Lutheran.

With a glance, the Frau directed one of her minions to keep an eye on Kinski, and informed me "Shortie, I gots errands to run - you gonna ride shotgun. For rizzle, I ask? Straight-up, homie, it's the rizzle dizzle. Word! was my rejoinder. Why did we talk in such a fashion?

Ayn handled her vehicle with the dexterity of a Formula 1 racer, but showed little mercy to her fellow drivers and the occasional pedestrian. Werner gripped the God Bar tightly as we mounted pavements and plowed through the obstructions of sidewalk vendors. The inhabitants of Chinatown, long accustomed to her wanderings, scattered at Rand's approach. Later I would learn their name for her - The White Dragon Of Tempest And Death-Dealing Storm. It probably sounds better in the original Cantonese.

Werner is sorry, there must be a third and final entry.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 18, 2024 11:44 PM (tmPIh)

287 How about a little Kraut to go with that?

https://t.co/Hp1MaPaZCN

Posted by: Braenyard

Somehow, I expected Henry Gibson

Posted by: Miklos sez "verry Interesting" at August 18, 2024 11:44 PM (lSyD7)

288 Robert

Posted more to Tensor. Hope you like some of it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2024 11:44 PM (oA7a8)

289 Also today, went to a mall to check out a new arcade and it's was pretty awesome.

There was also a store with more Gundam models than I have ever seen, from basic models to Perfect Grade, good prices too.

I couldn't decide so I just picked up a Squirtle.

Cute bugger.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 18, 2024 11:45 PM (XV/Pl)

290 I went to Paraguay to have my hymen reconstructed.
Posted by: Miklos lies on occasion at August 18, 2024 10:41 PM (lSyD7)

so THAT is the purpose of a facón?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2024 11:45 PM (D7oie)

291 I know a little German.

https://t.ly/CkIu3
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

An All Time favorite Movie

Posted by: Miklos will keep it Top Secret while practicing Skeet Surfing at August 18, 2024 11:46 PM (lSyD7)

292 Deputies line up to escort young daughter of fallen officer to her first day of school:

https://tinyurl.com/yc66fzua

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2024 11:46 PM (BsSjd)

293 She's not "freaking dumb", she's freaking drunk all the time.

*See 'Family Guy' apparently retarded coworker.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 18, 2024 11:47 PM (cOq4q)

294 So, as I was saying...

Are Republicans going to do ANYTHING???

To ensure voter integrity this time around?

2020 should be a black mark on all of your foreheads

Yeah you POS Graham , Mitt da bitch and the rest of you.

Pence...most of all. Historical equivalent of a Quisling or Judas himself.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 18, 2024 11:47 PM (TDvv2)

295 can I ask where is that Gunpla store?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2024 11:47 PM (oA7a8)

296 so THAT is the purpose of a facón?
Posted by: Kindltot

Garçon!

another bottle pour le Monsieur

Posted by: le Mikleuse with Fritz Feld *POP* at August 18, 2024 11:48 PM (lSyD7)

297 Oh boo hoo, so you just had an unexpected bad taste in your *hic* mouth.

Posted by: Kamala! at August 18, 2024 11:48 PM (gKWVE)

298 @295

>> can I ask where is that Gunpla store?

East Stroudsburg Pa. Mall.

Also had more games tables than I have ever seen in one place.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 18, 2024 11:49 PM (XV/Pl)

299 Good night, everyone.

Keep on praying. , pray-ers!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2024 11:49 PM (UwVeV)

300 PA?

Little too far for a quick road trip. Drats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2024 11:50 PM (oA7a8)

301 can I ask where is that Gunpla store?
Posted by: Anna Puma

ready to assist, sahib

Posted by: Gunga Din at August 18, 2024 11:50 PM (lSyD7)

302 Those ladies in the top pick are great grandmothers by now.

Posted by: ALH
‐------------
More likely dead. Earliest age:18. Latest date for picture:1945. The youngest any of them could possibly be is 97.

Everything went to the war effort. Material was scarce so we had short skirts and thin cotton bras. I was just a wee lad in a house full of women (all the men were gone) and I remember that. Wearing anything not loose made it obvious when the high beams were on, but I was too young to properly appreciate it

Posted by: buddhaha at August 18, 2024 11:50 PM (9pAy6)

303 Everything went to the war effort. Material was scarce so we had short skirts and thin cotton bras. I was just a wee lad in a house full of women (all the men were gone) and I remember that. Wearing anything not loose made it obvious when the high beams were on, but I was too young to properly appreciate it
Posted by: buddhaha

More, please

Posted by: Penthouse at August 18, 2024 11:52 PM (lSyD7)

304 @300

>>Little too far for a quick road trip. Drats.

Pretty sure they have an online presence, I'm probably going to go there tomorrow so I can better check out the place, chasing after a 6 year old and trying to get a good sense of the place was difficult.

I'll get a card and post the website.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 18, 2024 11:53 PM (XV/Pl)

305 Oh, it is to laugh.

The Port of LA in the state's chimeric quest for zero emissions by 2030 is suffering power surges. Which endangers offloading and loading of cargo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2024 11:57 PM (oA7a8)

306
Everything went to the war effort... but I was too young to properly appreciate it
Posted by: buddhaha

The next war will be different.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2024 11:58 PM (63Dwl)

307 The Rogue River trail where the old man was rescued isn't that far from me. It looks very interesting, but I think my days of attempting long-distance hikes are beyond me. Even if I could manage the multi-day slog, I'm just not a fan of sleeping bags and tents at this point. I'm still willing to wear myself out on a trail, but at the end of it there'd better damn well be a shower, a hot meal, and a cozy bed. You do NOT want to be around me when I'm sleep deprived.

Posted by: PabloD at August 18, 2024 11:58 PM (HSwo3)

308 The best bridge between despair and hope is a good night’s sleep.” — E. Joseph Cossman, Entrepreneur and Author

Good night lovely ones!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 18, 2024 11:58 PM (tQk2q)

309 It probably sounds better in the original Cantonese.
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It always does.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2024 11:59 PM (JvZF+)

310 Rand required company on her excursions, and wanted to know my thoughts on Hermann Hesse. All Krauts are asked this, and I assured her that he was somewhat competent, save for the Swiss component of his heritage. The Gnomes of Zurich are a bane. In the midst of our literary dialogue, she halted at an ATM, shoving aside those in her path. This cash she would use to pay a gentleman we met up with later for what Ayn called her Objectivising medicine. It was then that I learned that her mission was to do a drive-by of Murray Rothbard and to moon a troubled Milton Friedman. Werner sat in hushed silence as the dire events unfolded. Finally, we came to an abrupt stop in front of NYC's demure maiden, Ed Koch. Ayn stuck her head out the window and demanded that she receive her Benjamins. Koch pleaded his lack of funding, which led to the words I shall always remember: "Does Ayn Rand have to choke a bitch?"

After receiving matching tattoos from an artist of questionable talent, Rand drove me to my humble home and reminded me that "Snitches get stitches." Throwing the gang signs for the Bloods, she departed in a flurry of screeching tires and much honking of car horns. Ach.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 19, 2024 12:00 AM (tmPIh)

311 That would be cool, thank you.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2024 12:00 AM (oA7a8)

312 Good night lovely ones!
Posted by: COMountainMarie

I, for one, feel pretty.

But that might be the whisky talkin'.

Posted by: Miklos wonders if ther is a mirror I ain't broke yet at August 19, 2024 12:01 AM (lSyD7)

313 AND, just so you are aware of the climate here in Commiefornia...The 9th Circuit just tossed a bunch of ANTI-2A bills, Laws, and other feckless proclamations from the State Assembly because they are completely brainless in their ability to properly push their anti-gun agenda. (Whereas WE ARE BETTER AND DO HAVE BRAINS) Although that will not stop them from trying again...BRAINLESS AS THEY ARE!

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 19, 2024 12:03 AM (TDvv2)

314 If those are my choices for overlord, then I choose worms.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 19, 2024 12:04 AM (elaR+)

315 >>> then I choose worms.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale
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When I was a kid it was, Better dead than red.

Posted by: Braenyard, says it was a fightin' phrase not a dyin' phrase at August 19, 2024 12:06 AM (5M+Ys)

316 You All want some guns?

Maybe I'll give you his nic next ONT.

I'm heading for the orange tree...

Night Horde.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 19, 2024 12:07 AM (TDvv2)

317 @314

>>If those are my choices for overlord, then I choose worms.

Of the three, Islam is the most explicable and coherent.

Islam sucks, but there are rules.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2024 12:07 AM (XV/Pl)

318 no sockie

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 12:07 AM (5M+Ys)

319 Figured Rand claimed Bloods.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2024 12:07 AM (JvZF+)

320 >>If those are my choices for overlord, then I choose worms.

Or, let the other poor sonabitch die serving his overlord.

G. Patton (probably)

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 19, 2024 12:10 AM (wcbC6)

321 Werner, being entirely self-centered, and caring none for others, declined my Offer of Free Will. Then to Bergdorf Goodmans (Werner was enchanted by the very sound of it) to be accosted in a changing room. Nothing to speak of, but later he spoke. Aggrieved with my Nietzschean hairstyle, my advances were rejected, as he rejected mine. Not merely rejected-dismissed. An existential Two-Step with a soundtrack of Piaf and the very smelly Jean-Paul somebody.

Posted by: Ayn Rand at August 19, 2024 12:11 AM (lSyD7)

322 Kamala Harris' claim that as a child at a protest, she was asked "What do you want?" and she responded "Fweedom". This event never happened

I am sure none of us can even fathom the amount of racism and oppression the child of affluent Indian and supposedly very partially black university professors faced in an upscale California suburb in the mid 70s....that was just like rural Mississippi in 1955 you know...

Posted by: azjaeger at August 19, 2024 12:16 AM (3/XaG)

323 MIklos

HONEY! Never break the mirror...but yes.you are very pretty...or says Darlene...
Yes, Miklos. You are a pretty guy....or so say those guys who dump the dumpsters out back...😜

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 19, 2024 12:16 AM (tQk2q)

324 or so say those guys who dump the dumpsters out back...😜
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Ummm

that's me

Posted by: Miklos ain't proud at August 19, 2024 12:19 AM (lSyD7)

325 Figured Rand claimed Bloods.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Indeed. In her eyes, the Crips lacked discipline and proper fire control. Ayn favored the Teuller Drill and was not above pimp-slapping those among her comrades who did not police their brass. The infamous Russian Roulette scene in the feel-good family gem, The Deer Hunter, was based on one of her typical brunches. Andy Warhol checked every night to make sure she was not concealed beneath his bed, and the musical arrist David Bowie was compelled to give her piggy-back rides if she found driving or the subway too boring. Some maintain that her specter haunts the current White House - Werner believes this could well be the case.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 19, 2024 12:19 AM (tmPIh)

326 Or, let the other poor sonabitch die serving his overlord.

G. Patton (probably)
Posted by: Joe Kidd

With my luck...

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 19, 2024 12:19 AM (elaR+)

327 Bernie was bought and sold a long time ago.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 12:21 AM (D7oie)

328 Posted by: The Cookie Man

Prayers for you and mom.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2024 12:23 AM (vMojQ)

329 More needs to be done to deter this type of activity in the first place.
Well, Skippy, you could try actually locking up for long periods the people who do the shooting. (That also tends to be an effective way to keep guns away from them, too.)
Posted by: GWB at August 18, 2024 10:02 PM (CrXxA)

You could also try locking up the little shitbirds who steal cars for joyrides. Or hang them from lamp posts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 12:24 AM (Xtdoj)

330 Kamala Harris' claim that as a child at a protest, she was asked "What do you want?" and she responded "Fweedom". This event never happened

I am sure none of us can even fathom the amount of racism and oppression the child of affluent Indian and supposedly very partially black university professors faced in an upscale California suburb in the mid 70s....that was just like rural Mississippi in 1955 you know...
Posted by: azjaeger

You mean Toronto, don't you? Most of formative years were spent in an affluent area of Toronto.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 19, 2024 12:24 AM (VNX3d)

331 Bernie was easy to buy off. He's so lazy, he got kicked out of a kibbutz. He went to communist Heaven and couldn't justify breathing their air.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 12:26 AM (KAi1n)

332 Jean-Paul somebody.
Posted by: Ayn Rand at August 19, 2024 12:11 AM (lSyD7)
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Jean-Paul Nate

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2024 12:28 AM (JvZF+)

333 Werner-

Why must it be like this? Is you can pull a ship over the Andes mountains, why could you not find the Little Man in the Boat? "Galt's Gulch", as you called it, awaits.

Posted by: Ayn Rand at August 19, 2024 12:29 AM (lSyD7)

334 I gotta go...love you guys....miklos....what can I say...you ,I know m..

e

Miklos ...you are the best....good night darlin'

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 19, 2024 12:29 AM (tQk2q)

335 Brit mum dies after flying to Turkey for Brazilian butt lift surgery to 'change her life'

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 19, 2024 12:29 AM (mH6SG)

336 Werner's meanderings has summoned Ayn Rand's specter? RSS feeds can serve as a Ouija Board? This is troubling. Also, believe not her ramblings. It is long-known that she will mix lies with the truth to achieve her infernal ends. Werner searches now for the closest approximation to Father Merrin and/or Father Karras. Inform her that the Power of Christ compels her, and that levitating beds and extreme cranial rotation are right out.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 19, 2024 12:31 AM (tmPIh)

337 In her eyes, the Crips lacked discipline and proper fire control. Ayn favored the Teuller Drill and was not above pimp-slapping those among her comrades who did not police their brass. The infamous Russian Roulette scene in the feel-good family gem, The Deer Hunter, was based on one of her typical brunches.
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Fvcking hysterical

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2024 12:31 AM (JvZF+)

338 Prayers for your mom in hospice and for you, Cookie Man.

Miklos, continuing prayers for Old Ma and you.

Posted by: L - If (cellphone( at August 19, 2024 12:33 AM (NFX2v)

339 You mean Toronto, don't you? Most of formative years were spent in an affluent area of Toronto.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 19, 2024 12:24 AM (VNX3d)
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No she grew up in Montreal, iirc Westmount

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2024 12:34 AM (JvZF+)

340 There is an object traveling out of the Milky Way at a million miles an hour. Sounds fast, right? The sun is 93 million miles from earth. (Counts on fingers, pulls off socks to access toes....) It would take that object 93 hours to get from the sun to earth. Plenty of time to duck under the desk.

https://youtu.be/VO5mpZhpenM

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - spiral galactian at August 19, 2024 12:34 AM (nH0oJ)

341 Miklos ...you are the best....good night darlin'
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Patsy Cline Sweet Dreams

Posted by: yer pal Miklos at August 19, 2024 12:34 AM (lSyD7)

342 I mean... does it?
Posted by: the truth is a defense at August 18, 2024 10:26 PM (gKWVE)

All rap music sucks. Just a matter of degree.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 12:35 AM (Xtdoj)

343 It's kind of weird when you realize how long ago WW2 was now..in 1988 I went to a fly-in and was greeted with a lineup of P-51 Mustangs which it seemed astounding to see such old planes in a number. Ok, they were about 43 years old at that time, which is roughly the same time we have been flying F-15s and F-16s..and now these same Mustangs are pushing 80. In 1988 an 80 year old plane would be a Wright Flyer or a Curtis Pusher...

Posted by: azjaeger at August 19, 2024 12:36 AM (3/XaG)

344 To answer Iasonas' question about choosing our next overlord: I'd choose Islam. We'd still be living in a totalitarian system but at least the children would not be prey.
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at August 18, 2024 10:29 PM (UWRAE)

Bacha Baza begs to disagree.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 12:37 AM (Xtdoj)

345 Miklos, continuing prayers for Old Ma and you.
Posted by: L - If

Thank you

Posted by: Miklos at August 19, 2024 12:38 AM (lSyD7)

346 Werner seems to forget, or wishes to forget, that night at the 9:30 Club in Washington. It was after a seminar at Brookings (communists as they are, better wine than Heritage). You were so romantic- "I cannot kiss a woman without lipstick". I waited while you went to the car and applied yours.

Posted by: Ayn Rand at August 19, 2024 12:53 AM (lSyD7)

347 Where did everybody go?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 12:57 AM (GpgfZ)

348 Feel bad but good story in Metro Detroit: Good Samaritans stopped two attempted kidnappings in the same day.

He was out on a portion of a $2 million bond - and his passport was taken away by the first judge. But the second judge didn't play; he gave him an additional $5 million bond.

https://tinyurl.com/47emhz3f

Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 19, 2024 01:01 AM (NWJig)

349 Several years ago I bought far too much chainsaw, but this weekend I got asked to buck up an old cottonwood for an old friend, and it chewed through that 4 foot log like it was nothing.
I guess it wasn't too much saw, just more saw that I usually need.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 01:01 AM (D7oie)

350 Those roller skating ladies are going to put someone's eye out.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 19, 2024 01:02 AM (BbSDq)

351 Where did everybody go?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 12:57 AM (GpgfZ)

Off to get some warm milk, or perhaps some Ovaltine, and then to bed.

Posted by: Frau Blucher at August 19, 2024 01:02 AM (U00Z8)

352 349 Several years ago I bought far too much chainsaw, but this weekend I got asked to buck up an old cottonwood for an old friend, and it chewed through that 4 foot log like it was nothing.
I guess it wasn't too much saw, just more saw that I usually need.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 01:01 AM (D7oie)

Too much chainsaw... is that like yer car is too fast? or your dawg too ugly? or yer girl too pretty?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2024 01:03 AM (xaFKb)

353 Mystery Click is okay, but I was kind of hoping I could make the picture bigger.

Posted by: MartynW at August 19, 2024 01:03 AM (sHP7b)

354 The orange dump says he is prettier then harris. Maybe to all you closet queens here who try to foist your homo-erotic incestous fantasys on me.

Posted by: raimondo at August 19, 2024 01:04 AM (ugp6P)

355 You mean Toronto, don't you? Most of formative years were spent in an affluent area of Toronto.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 19, 2024 12:24 AM (VNX3d)
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No she grew up in Montreal, iirc Westmount
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I knew it was a major city in Canada.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 19, 2024 01:04 AM (VNX3d)

356 Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 19, 2024 01:01 AM (NWJig)

How the hell did her raise a 2 Million bond in the first place?

Usually you have to put 10% down if you have a CLEAN RECORD....

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2024 01:05 AM (xaFKb)

357 >>>Ok, they were about 43 years old at that time, which is roughly the same time we have been flying F-15s and F-16s..and now these same Mustangs are pushing 80. In 1988 an 80 year old plane would be a Wright Flyer or a Curtis Pusher...
Posted by: azjaeger
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There was a clip here not too long ago with an F-15 or 16 flying in tandem with a P-51. Put things in perspective.

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 01:06 AM (5M+Ys)

358 Well it wasn't a 3rd world shit hole, but the GF drug me to Ada Oklahoma so she can get her free Chickasaw Nation medical care. Three and a half hour drive and they did jack and squat for her. Repeat after me: "Nothing is more expensive than free."

Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at August 19, 2024 01:08 AM (Somy5)

359 Remember if we don't give Ukraine ALL our money fascism will come to Britain.

Your chances of being imprisoned for your political views are now considerably greater in Britain than in Russia.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 18, 2024 10:12 PM (uxCna)

As if they are not fascist enough, TwoTier Keir is pushing for blasphemy law that would criminalize anything thatvmualins cobsider blasphemous.

Posted by: Redbanza at August 19, 2024 01:11 AM (lpymx)

360 No she grew up in Montreal, iirc Westmount
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I knew it was a major city in Canada.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 19, 2024 01:04 AM (VNX3d)

I have never been to Montreal, or Toronto, but it's my understanding that Westmount is the neighborhood in Montreal where the upper crust Anglos and Jews reside.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 01:11 AM (GpgfZ)

361 Oh look. The troll is here.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 19, 2024 01:19 AM (6NgT4)

362 Where did everybody go?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

To the Junction.

Uncle Joe says there will be a show.

Posted by: Miklos thinking Billie, Betty and Bobbie Jo at August 19, 2024 01:21 AM (lSyD7)

363 12
Did they add the dog years to the guy? Is he 89 or 55?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 18, 2024 10:03 PM (0eaVi)
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Doesn't everyone?
/s

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la musica e interessante #03 at August 19, 2024 01:22 AM (qfLjt)

364 I knew it was a major city in Canada.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Canada has cities?

Posted by: Miklos learns things here at August 19, 2024 01:23 AM (lSyD7)

365 Well, I am tired, so going to go to bed. Thanks for the ONT, MisHum. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 01:25 AM (GpgfZ)

366 Canada has cities?
Posted by: Miklos learns things here

It even has teams in the NHL.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 01:28 AM (KAi1n)

367 Don't know if anybody answered Cannibal Bob from First World Problem thread, repeated here:

OT: anyone make their own bird suet? I have liquid beef fat from maling fat crispies for my carnivore diet.

Just mix seed and pour into a mold?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...WTF!? at August 18, 2024 03:30 PM (bZz8C)

Here's my take:

Yes, have done a bunch of homemade suet. I would always use bacon grease, instead of beef grease. Beef grease tends to separate, and have an ugly always liquid portion. Bacon grease stays very homogenous.

We melt bacon grease into a cake pan over heat. About 2/3 full for the grease. Pour bird sead into the melted grease, even it out with a fork or spoon. Remove from heat.

We usually make it when seasons are cool at night. Set the pan outside to cool and solidify. We put an empty box over it to discourage early eaters.

Cut it into suet feeder size blocks with a butter knife next day. You can also just throw some blocks onto a ground feeding spot for birds who don't like feeders, such as quail.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at August 19, 2024 01:29 AM (FReBH)

368 Gnight. Had a monster energy drink to stay awake for the drive home and now going to top that off with a bottle of Chilean Cabernet. If my comments go off the rails that's my excuse.

Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at August 19, 2024 01:32 AM (Somy5)

369 Kamala Harris avoids answering how she will pay for economic policies

https://mol.im/a/13755911

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la musica e interessante #04 at August 19, 2024 01:32 AM (qfLjt)

370 What's really cool about the wright bros is not only did they invent the airplane, they invented flying it.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 01:32 AM (KAi1n)

371 Schedule for tomorrow at the DNC. They’re holding segregated sessions and meetings for attendees.

https://tinyurl.com/3j4knjuk

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la musica e interessante #05 at August 19, 2024 01:34 AM (qfLjt)

372 370 What's really cool about the wright bros is not only did they invent the airplane, they invented flying it.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 01:32 AM (KAi1n)
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OK that's funny. Like inventing the rifle and also how to shoot it.
'O look, if you pull this little lever it makes this great big noise.'

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la musica e interessante #06 at August 19, 2024 01:38 AM (qfLjt)

373 How the hell did her raise a 2 Million bond in the first place?

Usually you have to put 10% down if you have a CLEAN RECORD....
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2024 01:05 AM

He evidently has money. His defender told the second judge that a second bail would be redundant and tried to lower it.

My favorite part is when the bastard sort of wakes up to the reality of the situation and wants to ask the judge a question. Sounds like a former student of mine who realized that getting trouble in school would send him into juvie full-time.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 19, 2024 01:41 AM (NWJig)

374 I was surprised to learn that it wasn't Mohammed or Ahmed:
Man, 20, is charged with murder and other vile acts after woman stabbed to death in Kent

https://mol.im/a/13755735

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la musica e interessante #07 at August 19, 2024 01:45 AM (qfLjt)

375 My favorite part is when the bastard sort of wakes up to the reality of the situation and wants to ask the judge a question. Sounds like a former student of mine who realized that getting trouble in school would send him into juvie full-time.
Posted by: NaughtyPine

You think You taught school?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw

Posted by: substitute teacher Mr. Miklos at August 19, 2024 01:48 AM (lSyD7)

376 The little-known side effect of weight-loss drugs no one talks about - money.

https://mol.im/a/13755017

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la musica e interessante #08 at August 19, 2024 01:48 AM (qfLjt)

377 I donate regularly to the Institute for Justice to support its continuing fight against these outrageous Civil Asset Forfeiture laws. They are having some successes. Gotta stop this!

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at August 19, 2024 01:50 AM (i0e4P)

378 Russia's Shiveluch volcano in the Kamchatka region erupted after a 7.0 magnitude earthquake that struck off the eastern coast of the country, local media reported on Sunday.
The volcano has started to "spew ash and lava", the state-owned TASS news agency reported, citing the Institute of Volcanology and Seismology of the Far Eastern Branch of the Russian Academy of Sciences

https://tinyurl.com/53ek2h4w

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i vulcani sono tutti uguali #09 at August 19, 2024 01:54 AM (qfLjt)

379 Just walked out to the beach. It's beautiful. The almost full moon is just creating the hill and the stars are out. Can't see the Meteor shower as too much light pollution.

The Good the Bad and the Ugly is on Grit. Don't think I will make it much longer. Not even to the bridge scene.

Love you stubborn bastards. Peace out.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2024 01:59 AM (45Kkz)

380 I donate regularly to the Institute for Justice to support its continuing fight against these outrageous Civil Asset Forfeiture laws. They are having some successes. Gotta stop this!
Posted by: JM in Ill

The Government helps me in these efforts by making sure I have no assets.

Posted by: sMiklos figures it all works out at August 19, 2024 01:59 AM (lSyD7)

381 Love you stubborn bastards. Peace out.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Love is the Drug, Nurse.

Posted by: Miklos well-wishes at August 19, 2024 02:00 AM (lSyD7)

382 >>>376 The little-known side effect of weight-loss drugs no one talks about - money.

https://mol.im/a/13755017
Posted by: Ciampino -
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It's most effective because it makes one so nauseous one doesn't want to eat and when one does it becomes projectile one end or the other.

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 02:11 AM (5M+Ys)

383 If a Democrat cheat succeeds we will be in deep do do.

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 02:14 AM (5M+Ys)

384 A federal prosecutor SLAMS Tim Walz for commuting the sentence of gang member Myon Burrell, who was serving a life sentence for the killing of 11-year-old Tyesha Edwards.

Burrell was arrested again just three months later and was bailed out by the same Minnesota Freedom Fund which Kamala Harris had promoted, following his gun and drug charges.

https://tinyurl.com/esha7scj

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, non ho pazienza per i ladri #14 at August 19, 2024 02:17 AM (qfLjt)

385 If a Democrat cheat succeeds we will be in deep do do.

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2
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It's a done deal if electronic voting takes place, which it will.

When that happens, you will need to use your weapons to take the country back, if you want it.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 19, 2024 02:21 AM (hoJz1)

386 Now Jiu Jitsu sparks gender row as male fighter controversially kisses his 6ft 2in female opponent before choking her out in the sport's first mixed sexes bout

https://mol.im/a/13754709

Puts a different spin on "How did you make out at the meet?"

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, non ho pazienza per i ladri #15 at August 19, 2024 02:30 AM (qfLjt)

387 Now Jiu Jitsu sparks gender row as male fighter controversially kisses his 6ft 2in female opponent before choking her out in the sport's first mixed sexes bout

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, non ho pazienza per i ladri #15 at August 19, 2024 02:30 AM (qfLjt)
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When are women worldwide going to flat out boycott wherever this takes place?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 19, 2024 02:37 AM (hoJz1)

388 The little-known side effect of weight-loss drugs no one talks about - money.

https://mol.im/a/13755017
Posted by: Ciampino -

NO FATTIES

Posted by: wealthy Sugar Daddy at August 19, 2024 02:41 AM (lSyD7)

389 Alaska State Troopers unleash canine, brutally beat man during arrest - but they had the wrong guy

https://mol.im/a/13754363

Civil Suit $$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!

I like the 'Miller went on to unleash a can of pepper spray into the vehicle'
I picture Miller holding back a spray can on a leash, and then siccing the can onto the man.
Mean and cruel, man.

Seriously, under what 'ROE' would you unleash a dog on someone wanted for failing to serve a 10-day sentence for driving with a revoked license?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, non ho pazienza per i ladri #18 at August 19, 2024 02:45 AM (qfLjt)

390 That's how brainwashed everyone is. The women athletes don't like showering with 'penis women' but they accept it. In the not too distant past those same young women would have put that man in a shape that would never go near a woman's facility again.

I'm thinking of that swimmer at Penn. But yes, if all the women, *'just say no', it would cease.

*Nancy Reagan

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 02:45 AM (5M+Ys)

391 Seriously, under what 'ROE' would you unleash a dog on someone wanted for failing to serve a 10-day sentence for driving with a revoked license?
Posted by: Ciampino -
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If there is a rectification there will be much love.

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 02:48 AM (5M+Ys)

392 Mount Fuji now has eight wi-fi hotspots on the mountain – including one at the summit.

https://tinyurl.com/2j7uekww

Selfies Selfies Selfies Selfies Selfies

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, non ho pazienza per i ladri #19 at August 19, 2024 02:50 AM (qfLjt)

393 The Shiveluch volcano began sputtering shortly after a powerful 7.0 magnitude earthquake struck off Kamchatka’s east coast early on Sunday, according to volcanologists from the Russian Academy of Sciences. They warned that another, even more potent earthquake, could be on the way.
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If the eruption put up enough particulates we may have a cool winter.

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 02:59 AM (5M+Ys)

394 Look what could be coming here ..... Extreme Misogyny To Be Treated As Terrorism Under Yvette Cooper's New Crackdown

https://tinyurl.com/3msjmac9

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, non ho pazienza per i stupidi #20 at August 19, 2024 03:00 AM (qfLjt)

395 Werner seeks still an exorcist - when I informed the Bishop that it was the revenant of Ayn Rand, he lost all color in his face, and even now the matter is being hashed out with Rome. Werner is reliably informed that the choice may be settled by a solemn game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, as is the practice. I heard one of them say that "this is more troubling than the Liza Minelli business." I have encountered mentions of that affair, hinting that many good men were lost and the subsequent alliance between the US and Japanese Self-Defense Force to combat fey Kaiju threats.

In the meantime, do not turn your back on Rand, and avoid making eye contact. Not unlike the velociraptor or the noble T-Rex, she is keyed to movement, so take that under advisement. If she requests that you pull her finger, do NOT fall for it. It is a deceit, and many the poor soul has fared the worse for it. Were Werner not German, he would feel fear. Alas, there is only anomie and resignation. That is the best a Kraut can do. Do not judge Werner.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 19, 2024 03:01 AM (tmPIh)

396 9
Yes, let's travel to a 3rd world shit pot and save money when it comes time for elective surgery.

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Pro tip: don't shop for surgeons by price.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2024 10:02 PM (NeCi3)
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I would further refine that as don't shop for surgeons by country.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, non ho pazienza per i stupidi #21 at August 19, 2024 03:12 AM (qfLjt)

397 Selfies Selfies Selfies Selfies Selfies
Posted by: Ciampino

Selbstfotogemachenkeitungs

say that five times real fast

Posted by: Miklos von un zu Miklostein at August 19, 2024 03:13 AM (lSyD7)

398 Pro tip: don't shop for surgeons by price.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2024 10:02 PM (NeCi3)
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I would further refine that as don't shop for surgeons by country.
Posted by: Ciampino

Do not be decieved.

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoananda Wnankpa, with Healing Remedies for all Modalities at August 19, 2024 03:13 AM (lSyD7)

399 47 And so it begins …. Beruit on the Sanitary Canal.

According to the Second City Cop blog, more than a thousand Chicago cops have taken medical leave.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 18, 2024 10:14 PM (uxCna)
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Marion, IL Police travel to Chicago for DNC protection

https://tinyurl.com/2xppuzks

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, non ho pazienza per i stupidi #22 at August 19, 2024 03:25 AM (qfLjt)

400 Do not judge Werner.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions

I do not "judge"... It is all Relative.

But if I catch yo ass with that Hannah Arendt again, I will cut a bitch.

Posted by: Ayn Rand at August 19, 2024 03:27 AM (lSyD7)

401 Marion, IL Police travel to Chicago for DNC protection

https://tinyurl.com/2xppuzks
Posted by: Ciampino

Not from Dolton?

Posted by: America's Worst Mayor at August 19, 2024 03:28 AM (lSyD7)

402 397 Selfies Selfies Selfies Selfies Selfies
Posted by: Ciampino

Selbstfotogemachenkeitungs

say that five times real fast

Posted by: Miklos
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Try 'Yellow Lorry Red Lorry' repeatedly, reasonably fast and don't stop.
(should be funnier in Chinglish or Janglish)

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, non ho pazienza per i cretini #23 at August 19, 2024 03:33 AM (qfLjt)

403 Marion, IL Police travel to Chicago for DNC protection

https://tinyurl.com/2xppuzks
Posted by: Ciampino

Hey, we got a few days to steal every damn thing in Marion, IL

Posted by: Jose, Miguel, LaShaun and Miklos at August 19, 2024 03:33 AM (lSyD7)

404 Had 20 more minutes to go

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2024 03:37 AM (fwDg9)

405 ----
Marion, IL Police travel to Chicago for DNC protection

https://tinyurl.com/2xppuzks
Posted by: Ciampino -
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The bonus police.

Posted by: Braenyard, at August 19, 2024 03:37 AM (5M+Ys)

406 Not from Dolton?
Posted by: America's Worst Mayor at August 19, 2024 03:28 AM (lSyD7)

That story still gets me. That Henyard got away with theft of city funds and fraud (her 'charity') for so long and nobody could stop her amazes me. You or I do 10% of what City Girl Mayor did and we're in cuffs pronto. Black privilege.

Posted by: RickZ at August 19, 2024 03:38 AM (gKDq2)

407 361 Oh look. The troll is here.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 19, 2024 01:19 AM (6NgT4)

Specifically? In case the cobs are looking for zappables.

Posted by: m at August 19, 2024 03:47 AM (64Zez)

408 Black privilege.
Posted by: RickZ

I identify, brutha.

*high five, low five, back five*

Posted by: The Rev. Al-Miklos Sharpton at August 19, 2024 03:47 AM (lSyD7)

409 The wright bros invented controlled, heavier-than-air flight, something far more complex than discharging a rifle. Don't be an ass.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 03:52 AM (KAi1n)

410 Morning to all the insomaniacals! Last night I actually slept a straight 6.5 hours. Don't know how I did it, unless it was with the aid of that esteemed law firm Unisom, Melatonin, and Magnesium. There is such a thing as being too tired to sleep well; maybe my afternoon naps on Saturday and Sunday are of even more value than I know.

Anyway, coffee first, and then I'll decide what must come next. What's up here?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2024 03:53 AM (omVj0)

411 When are women worldwide going to flat out boycott wherever this takes place?
Posted by: Biden's Dog

Why would women boycott a mixed-gender tournament?

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 03:54 AM (KAi1n)

412 Ayn, you know that Hannah was on the rebound from Heidegger, and wished to observe my cinematic efforts in the context of the banality of evil. Werner is a gentleman, and....

Mein Gott, Werner has been deceived into engaging with Rand's malevolent shade! All my precautions are for nought, alas. If Werner were not Deutsch, he would feel bleak despair, but for all Krauts that is the norm for every day ending in "Y." This is not unlike the occasion when I had to talk a frenzied Miley Cyrus down from exploding what she called a "dirty bomb" in the confined of the Jet Propulsion Laboratory to stop a disembodied Jack Parsons from spying on her and occasionally demanding inclusion into Liner Notes. Fortune smiled upon us when the dirtiness of her IED was revealed to be its lack of tidiness. The memory of John Carpenter's epic Dark Star allowed me to utilize Phenomenology to halt her machinations. Yet there can be only one, as Christopher Lambert assures, and Werner found himself later at the Hoover Dam trying to reason with a distraught Britney Spear jacked on industrial lrade meth and armed with a jackhammer. Werner has seen much, and is resigned to it. Ach.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 19, 2024 03:56 AM (tmPIh)

413 Pixy's other side is loaded, so expect Pixytime here very soon!

Posted by: m at August 19, 2024 03:59 AM (64Zez)

414 side-->site

Posted by: m at August 19, 2024 04:00 AM (64Zez)

415 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at August 19, 2024 04:00 AM (64Zez)

416 aQXMAvpGUg

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417 EVPZJTzA

Posted by: hkRBngYxQT at August 19, 2024 09:48 AM (dJPja)

418 “I think, in a lot of ways, we are failing to deter this activity,” he said. “Two of the five juveniles involved in this incident were arrested not even two weeks ago for being in a stolen car.”

I think I found the problem. No consequences for their actions so they're gonna keep doing the same thing.

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