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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ciampino - too many launches? #02 at August 16, 2024 09:58 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 16, 2024 09:59 PM (elaR+)
First loser...
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 16, 2024 09:59 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: Robert at August 16, 2024 09:59 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: mikeski at August 16, 2024 09:59 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 16, 2024 10:02 PM (vJiyU)
Hi, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 16, 2024 10:02 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Dr. T at August 16, 2024 10:03 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 16, 2024 10:04 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: mikeski at August 16, 2024 09:59 PM (DgGvY)
Uh, did you not see the "WEF" wolf?
Posted by: Dr. T at August 16, 2024 10:05 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 16, 2024 10:06 PM (3E7MJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 16, 2024 10:06 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 16, 2024 10:07 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: tankdemon
Heh, I thought you were gonna say you couldn't find a shovel.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 16, 2024 10:08 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2024 10:09 PM (fwDg9)
So what if he took acid? I took more acid than he did. So what if he had a gun? I had more guns than him then, too.
The whole thing always seemed overwrought to me. Then and now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 16, 2024 10:09 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Robert at August 16, 2024 10:09 PM (1Yy3c)
Of course she was happy. She got to go for a swim and crown the next King of England.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 16, 2024 10:09 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at August 16, 2024 10:10 PM (R+Lcm)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 16, 2024 10:10 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 16, 2024 10:10 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Dr. T
That's just the generals, not the millions of shock troops.
Posted by: mikeski at August 16, 2024 10:10 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Icky Weirdo at August 16, 2024 10:10 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 16, 2024 10:10 PM (0eaVi)
I can relate. "I'll put this in a safe place. Where the fuck did it go?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 16, 2024 10:11 PM (jYEBg)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 16, 2024 10:12 PM (rOtXe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Can't argue. It was even safe from you.
Posted by: mikeski at August 16, 2024 10:12 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at August 16, 2024 10:13 PM (R+Lcm)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Putting stuff in a safe place where I will always find it is why I own three gear pullers.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 16, 2024 10:13 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Piper at August 16, 2024 10:14 PM (e8mjv)
Posted by: TRex at August 16, 2024 10:14 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 10:14 PM (B1dzx)
the sword. But the photographer must have taken
the photo some time afterwards as she's wearing two different shirts,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2024 10:14 PM (l4zsu)
Thanks for your most excellent meme curation!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 16, 2024 10:14 PM (rOtXe)
Posted by: 496 at August 16, 2024 10:14 PM (oxbo8)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 16, 2024 10:09 PM (0FoWg)
The late Gerard Vanderleun (of American Digest) had a long article on his meeting Hunter Thompson back in the day. In short, Thompson was a Class V jerk.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 16, 2024 10:16 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: These fish sticks...on my mobile at Coronado Camp at August 16, 2024 10:17 PM (lphMK)
Some sad news out of the motorsports world. Scott Bloomquist died in a plane crash today. He's not exactly a household name unless you follow racing, specifically dirt ovals. He raced late model stock cars on dirt tracks around the country and was very good at it. He was 60.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 16, 2024 10:17 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 16
Xena Warrior Princess
Posted by: Piper at August 16, 2024 10:17 PM (e8mjv)
Posted by: 496 at August 16, 2024 10:14 PM (oxbo
Nah. Saw the pic of her with a nasty-ass tattoo all over her side. Blech.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 16, 2024 10:17 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------------------------------
Accidentally, when not looking for it, come across it and say, yes, that's a good place for it.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 16, 2024 10:18 PM (IEz5J)
I want a self cleaning dog...
Posted by: lin-duh at August 16, 2024 10:18 PM (PZo5T)
Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 10:18 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: davidt at August 16, 2024 10:18 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 16, 2024 10:19 PM (IEz5J)
Heh, I thought you were gonna say you couldn't find a shovel.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 16, 2024 10:08 PM (vJiyU)
That is so much better than what I had. Thank you.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 16, 2024 10:19 PM (3E7MJ)
the sword. But the photographer must have taken
the photo some time afterwards as she's wearing two different shirts,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I think it's the same shirt. Or were you just trying to get the Morons to look at her chest?
Posted by: mikeski at August 16, 2024 10:19 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 16, 2024 10:10 PM (VNX3d)
I'd totally vote Godzilla/Rodan.
Posted by: Robert at August 16, 2024 10:19 PM (1Yy3c)
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Help, help I'm being repressed!
Posted by: Dennis at August 16, 2024 10:20 PM (9kVF0)
Posted by: Braenyard
You go to war with the thots you have, not the thots you wish you had.
Posted by: mikeski rumsfeld at August 16, 2024 10:21 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 16, 2024 10:19 PM (IEz5J)
I don't know if I'd go so far as to call her a slut, but I would definitely vacate any movie theater I saw her walking into.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 16, 2024 10:21 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Dennis at August 16, 2024 10:20 PM (9kVF0)
***
Well played.
Posted by: TRex at August 16, 2024 10:21 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: From about That Time at August 16, 2024 10:22 PM (4780s)
the sword. But the photographer must have taken
the photo some time afterwards as she's wearing two different shirts,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I think it's the same shirt. Or were you just trying to get the Morons to look at her chest?
Posted by: mikeski at August 16, 2024 10:19 PM (DgGvY)
It's the same shirt, but the hilt guard is in the picture in the second one.
Her chest is the first thing I saw.
Posted by: Robert at August 16, 2024 10:22 PM (1Yy3c)
There's a nice vintage acme siren whistle here somewhere.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 16, 2024 10:22 PM (2G4Dl)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 16, 2024 10:10 PM (0eaVi)
That brought this to mind:
http://tiny.cc/f46hzz
Posted by: tankdemon at August 16, 2024 10:23 PM (3E7MJ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 16, 2024 10:23 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 16, 2024 10:24 PM (2GBfY)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 16, 2024 10:19 PM (IEz5J)
I don't know if I'd go so far as to call her a slut, but I would definitely vacate any movie theater I saw her walking into.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 16, 2024 10:21 PM (lHPJf)
When the movie starts the screwing around must cease. When I say Netflix and chill I mean Netflix and chill.
Posted by: Robert at August 16, 2024 10:24 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 16, 2024 10:25 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 16, 2024 10:26 PM (VXcWv)
Posted by: Emmie at August 16, 2024 10:27 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 10:27 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 16, 2024 10:28 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Nostrildamus at August 16, 2024 10:28 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Dennis at August 16, 2024 10:20 PM (9kVF0)
Let's try voting! That'll work!
Posted by: 21st-Century America at August 16, 2024 10:28 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: 496 at August 16, 2024 10:14 PM (oxbo
Would not kick either one out for eating crackers in bed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 16, 2024 10:28 PM (oPkli)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2024 10:29 PM (+r15C)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Bollocks! We beg to disagree.
Posted by: The Rank Organization at August 16, 2024 10:30 PM (CV8a5)
Oh yes, the lamb and the wolves meme is heartbreaking
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2024 10:30 PM (+r15C)
Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 10:27 PM (B1dzx)
.....Yes?
Posted by: Dr. T at August 16, 2024 10:32 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 16, 2024 10:26 PM (VXcWv)
Better call Gwyneth.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 16, 2024 10:32 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Can Pick'em at August 16, 2024 10:32 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 16, 2024 10:33 PM (mH6SG)
I then felt them in my pants pocket, but couldn't reach them for some reason. It was because I put my pants on backwards this morning, and never freaking realized it. I felt so much older than 29, and my husband is still giggling every time he looks at me.
Posted by: Moki at August 16, 2024 10:33 PM (wLjpr)
I'm not sure if Automatic Pizza Delivery is a good or bad thing.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 16, 2024 10:34 PM (Lryq8)
And I painted some exposed metal body structure on the '47 Flxible, and then replaced the hunk of rotten plywood floorboard in the right rear corner of the engine room with a new piece. Looks spiffy, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 16, 2024 10:35 PM (oPkli)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 16, 2024 10:35 PM (Lryq8)
'Cos there has to be something great about that, but I'm drawing (ha! a pun) a blank.
Also: imagine a world without cat treats. I would call that a dystopia. Or at least my cat would, after killing me.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 16, 2024 10:36 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 16, 2024 10:36 PM (3E7MJ)
I think it's the same shirt. Or were you just trying to get the Morons to look at her chest?
Posted by: mikeski
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MORONS DON'T NEED ENCOURAGEMENT TO LOOK AT THER CHEST.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 16, 2024 10:36 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: The Rank Organization at August 16, 2024 10:30 PM (CV8a5)
Indeed you are. Pee-yooo!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 16, 2024 10:36 PM (oPkli)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 16, 2024 10:28 PM
Word.
Posted by: Crackers at August 16, 2024 10:36 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: FFS is nothing sacred? at August 16, 2024 10:36 PM (HXGNm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2024 10:36 PM (+r15C)
Posted by: Soothsayer
I'm picturing forty boxes of pizza on the front porch after my demise.
Posted by: Memento Mori at August 16, 2024 10:36 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: mikeski rumsfeld
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Aye, Cap'n, if she were the candidate in my district I'd vote for her against a Dem but she wouldn't have gotten it in the primary.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 16, 2024 10:37 PM (IEz5J)
Posted by: Methos at August 16, 2024 10:39 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: E. Ripley at August 16, 2024 10:39 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 16, 2024 10:39 PM (Lryq8)
Help, help I'm being repressed!
Posted by: Dennis at August 16, 2024 10:20 PM (9kVF0)
----
Well the creases didn't come out the first time!
(apologies to Monty Python)
Posted by: Ciampino - old people need ironing at August 16, 2024 10:39 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Moki at August 16, 2024 10:33 PM (wLjpr)
Remember, zipper in front: men's pants, zipper in rear, women's pants.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 16, 2024 10:41 PM (0eaVi)
It's an established thing that Scoldilockd is Greta Thunberg . I am not Greta. Have a nice evening moron weenie under a new handle.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2024 10:41 PM (ikSJ5)
Posted by: Timpon Awalz at August 16, 2024 10:41 PM (4p0Xq)
Why don't domestic manufacturers put drain plugs in a tranny pan? My 87 Toyota 2.4 engine has one. I installed one in my 07 Caravan because I intend to keep it around. It's so much easier to deal with the old fluid.
Posted by: Pan's People at August 16, 2024 10:41 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: FFS is nothing sacred? at August 16, 2024 10:42 PM (HXGNm)
The real reason the "protestors" were kept far away from the RNC was because Democrats just shot the president in the head and the SS said fuckno to any and all potential threats of violence at the convention.
Otherwise, the "protesters" would've been let loose on the RNC.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 16, 2024 10:43 PM (Lryq8)
And blood, lots of spurting, geyser like, flowing blood.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 16, 2024 10:43 PM (IEz5J)
Posted by: Methos at August 16, 2024 10:39 PM
Chakram, let me rock you, let me rock you Chakram..
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2024 10:44 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Mark in SC at August 16, 2024 10:44 PM (gWO+I)
Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slurp at August 16, 2024 10:45 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 16, 2024 10:46 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 16, 2024 10:46 PM (IEz5J)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2024 10:46 PM (IPC6d)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 16, 2024 10:47 PM (4Med0)
And blood, lots of spurting, geyser like, flowing blood.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 16, 2024 10:43 PM (IEz5J)
SnowBIRD or Snowblood?
Lady Snowbird sounds like it's about an elderly Wisconsin woman taking revenge on the Arizona dug traffickers what done her duty. During Christmas.
Posted by: Robert at August 16, 2024 10:47 PM (1Yy3c)
Since when is the Chicago police department effective in stopping violence?
I supposed extra effort by the CPD for the DNC, but this is Murder Central we're talking about here. If the "protestors/rioters" want to be at the convention, they'll find a way.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 16, 2024 10:47 PM (Lryq8)
Pisses me off
Posted by: nurse ratched at
At least you won't get worms like those swordfish people.
Posted by: No Plaice Like Home at August 16, 2024 10:48 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2024 10:48 PM (IPC6d)
Pisses me off
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2024 10:46 PM (IPC6d)
If you're going to do fish puns, you'll need to do better than that.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 16, 2024 10:48 PM (07QK6)
Posted by: PabloD at August 16, 2024 10:49 PM (HSwo3)
Posted by: Pan's People at August 16, 2024 10:41 PM (CV8a5)
You know, I wrestled (mentally) with that on this job. Bottom line: pan has to come off to change the filter. You can suck out nearly all the fluid with a siphon hose. I used 1/4" polyflow tubing, which took hours, but left only about a half-inch in the pan. I had all kinds of time to do it, so not in a hurry.
I may never have the pan off it again during my tenure as owner. It would take at least an hour of my time to find a suitable drain plug, and threaded receptacle for it, and weld it into the pan, and no guarantee that the weld would be 100% oil-tight. So I did not attempt to do that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 16, 2024 10:49 PM (oPkli)
Posted by: Robert
The much discussed new Hallmark movie script has been birthed.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 16, 2024 10:49 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2024 10:49 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: For Sale:Nice Rifle Dropped Only Once at August 16, 2024 10:51 PM (CV8a5)
You get your AC fixed yet? We're supposed to get thunderstorms tomorrow. We need the rain. But. Mt Jupiter, I can see it from my beach, is on fire. And Easter WA, by Lake Chelan is burning. Hope you are safe.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2024 10:51 PM (IPC6d)
IIRC, the man had a colonoscopy. EVERYTHING came out, that's for sure.
Posted by: PabloD at August 16, 2024 10:52 PM (HSwo3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2024 10:52 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2024 10:52 PM (IPC6d)
Posted by: Moki at August 16, 2024 10:53 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 16, 2024 10:53 PM (vJiyU)
A lot of you are queer.
You ought to fix that.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 16, 2024 10:39 PM (Lryq
That Farah poster in my older brother's bedroom when I was a youngin' worked as a kind of vaccination against the queer.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 16, 2024 10:55 PM (3E7MJ)
Few people remember it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2024 10:55 PM (IPC6d)
Posted by: PabloD at August 16, 2024 10:56 PM (HSwo3)
Worried about my wife. She is on antibiotics for acute Lyme disease, but she is also scheduled for an MRI on Sunday morning. We are not sure what is going on.
I have a certain fondness for her. She still laughs at my lame jokes. 36 years as of last Saturday.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 16, 2024 10:58 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 16, 2024 10:59 PM (w6EFb)
Few people remember it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2024 10:55 PM (IPC6d)
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New employment opportunities!
-Pete Bootyjudge
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2024 10:59 PM (JvZF+)
Pug, the best to you. Thank goodness there is treatment and diagnosis at least.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 16, 2024 11:01 PM (lCaJd)
It didn't rain.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 16, 2024 11:01 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2024 11:01 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 16, 2024 10:58 PM (Ad8y9)
===
How about her sammiches?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2024 11:03 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 16, 2024 11:03 PM (lhenN)
Prayers up for you guys, Pug.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 16, 2024 11:04 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 16, 2024 11:04 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: PabloD at August 16, 2024 11:05 PM (HSwo3)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 16, 2024 10:59 PM (w6EFb)
I could explain it , but there is math involved.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 16, 2024 11:06 PM (3E7MJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2024 11:06 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 16, 2024 11:06 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 16, 2024 11:08 PM (IEz5J)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2024 11:12 PM (mdyIS)
Posted by: PabloD at August 16, 2024 11:12 PM (HSwo3)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2024 11:12 PM (HlyYF)
Whoa!
Did anyone watch The Five, tonight?
Gutfeld went off on walz, and finished with "he's a creepy cuck." The rest of panel was just SILENT.
It was beautious!
Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 16, 2024 11:15 PM (Lryq8)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 16, 2024 11:15 PM (lhenN)
I cued it up:
Watch Greg Gutfeld sum up creepy pedo walz in 1 minute, with a perfect ending:
https://youtu.be/vQi70sUYfec?si=n-NnVyiUpiAbtUv0&t=1379
Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 16, 2024 11:16 PM (Lryq8)
Posted by: Moki at August 16, 2024 10:53 PM (wLjpr)
Hope your recovery is coming along well. Read anything good lately?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 16, 2024 11:16 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 16, 2024 11:15 PM (lhenN)
Where's the fun in that? Propane, FTW.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 16, 2024 11:17 PM (oPkli)
I love blackberries! Nasty bastard vines though.
Have you ever done a blackberry cordial? Stuff a bunch of berries in with some sugar and a gallon or two of vodka and let it get all happy together for a couple months. Shake the jar every week or so.
Strain into bottles and give as gifts. It's a gorgeous vibrant color and tastes awesome with some soda water and a squeeze of lime over ice.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2024 11:18 PM (8Daph)
THIS is the guy the bring in to help Kamala in the midwest?
Seriously?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 16, 2024 11:19 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 16, 2024 11:20 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 16, 2024 11:21 PM (4Med0)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 16, 2024 11:21 PM (D7oie)
It's beautiful! Loads of flavor without being overly sweet. And the color is striking.
Add a fresh mint leaf for garnish and you will be a hero.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2024 11:22 PM (8Daph)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 16, 2024 11:23 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 16, 2024 11:23 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 16, 2024 11:24 PM (PDe0S)
Man on Fire. Hands down, #1 choice.
Posted by: PabloD
That is one of my personal favorites, but don't forget Payback or Lucky Number Sleven.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 16, 2024 11:25 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: Emmie at August 16, 2024 11:25 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 16, 2024 11:26 PM (PDe0S)
Posted by: Noble Gases at August 16, 2024 11:27 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at August 16, 2024 11:28 PM (fz7Mb)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 16, 2024 11:28 PM (3E7MJ)
Here's a very good semi-revenge flick that's on youtube:
https://youtu.be/wIQ0wpNu0tE?si=JAhrFfPyzyw82ggu
Stars: Anthony Hopkins, Ray Liotta
Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 16, 2024 11:29 PM (oQ9rq)
Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 10:14 PM
The sign guy was part of a group of pro-lifers with a display at UNC in 2019. I believe that sign warned you that the next signs were pictures of aborted fetuses.
I do not believe a pro-life male at UNC could grab a sign back that was stolen by a pro-abortion female, and NOT face an assault and battery charge.
Until the Left completely defunds the police, sometimes being a big pussy is by far the best course of action.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2024 11:32 PM (HlyYF)
Personal favorite from Washington Post: "When your opponent is calling you a Communist, maybe don't propose price controls"
I am 50/50 on whether this came from one of the Obama Communist true believers, or a dumb ass college student intern who has been fed this crap by leftist professors.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 16, 2024 11:33 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 10:27 PM (B1dzx)
I'd say more like all women, with a very few exceptions. Isn't that why movies and theaters and dates were invented?
Posted by: LASue at August 16, 2024 11:33 PM (bLe0J)
Posted by: mikeski montoya at August 16, 2024 11:34 PM (DgGvY)
1) Complete 180 reversal from a policy that is currently in place by Biden
2) A proposal stolen from Trump
3) Straight up Communism
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 16, 2024 11:36 PM (5p7BC)
Personal favorite from Washington Post: "When your opponent is calling you a Communist, maybe don't propose price controls"
I am 50/50 on whether this came from one of the Obama Communist true believers, or a dumb ass college student intern who has been fed this crap by leftist professors.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 16, 2024 11:33 PM (5p7BC)
The only new policy ideas the Democrats have any more are all straight-up vote-buying schemes.
Posted by: Gref at August 16, 2024 11:36 PM (aBgBM)
1) Complete 180 reversal from a policy that is currently in place by Biden
2) A proposal stolen from Trump
3) Straight up Communism
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 16, 2024 11:36 PM (5p7BC)
4. Something- anything- unburdened by what has been.
Posted by: LASue at August 16, 2024 11:38 PM (bLe0J)
Posted by: Gref
For small values of "new."
Posted by: mikeski at August 16, 2024 11:38 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 10:27 PM (B1dzx)
I'd say more like all women, with a very few exceptions. Isn't that why movies and theaters and dates were invented?
Posted by: LASue at August 16, 2024 11:33 PM (bLe0J)
Yep. It’s what makes the world go round. No judgement from me.
Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 11:40 PM (B1dzx)
One of Tucker's best imo.
Calley and Casey Means. Brother and sister.
Both really sharp.
Gonna go finish it.
https://tinyurl.com/368b8mdw
Posted by: TeeJ at August 16, 2024 11:41 PM (aCV/b)
Posted by: LASue at August 16, 2024 11:33 PM (bLe0J)
I know drive-in theaters was the reason for inventing tinted car windows; foggy windows just didn't cut it.
Posted by: RickZ at August 16, 2024 11:42 PM (gKDq2)
1) Complete 180 reversal from a policy that is currently in place by Biden
2) A proposal stolen from Trump
3) Straight up Communism
Posted by: Dave in Fla
And yet the msm won't call them on it....hmmmmm
Posted by: Some Rat at August 16, 2024 11:43 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 16, 2024 11:33 PM (5p7BC)
And Kamala was that little girls.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 16, 2024 11:43 PM (D7oie)
2) A proposal stolen from Trump
3) Straight up Communism
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 16, 2024 11:36 PM (5p7BC)
JOY!
Posted by: Cum'allah/Tampon Tim 2024 at August 16, 2024 11:43 PM (gKDq2)
Let's try again.
Hello I must be going. It's that time again.
https://youtu.be/nxKI6ex3jRM
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - now that I'm all here I'm not all there at August 16, 2024 11:44 PM (8NNF8)
Not really quotable though.
I love when Cage calls the mother to ask for her blessing in killing her murderer and then carrying it out.
Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 11:46 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2024 11:46 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2024 11:46 PM (JvZF+)
That's where it generally sets.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 16, 2024 11:48 PM (oPkli)
Pug, you could have her try Ivermectin if it is otherwise not contraindicated.
Very well tolerated, a couple billion doses around the world for 40 years attests to that. It also shows efficacy against a shitload of parasites, including things like Malaria, falciparum. The shit even kills mosquitos that bite you? How fucking cool is that?Ticks don’t like it either. Bedbugs, lice, mites etc.
It might help with Lyme, and if it doesn’t, well - it can’t hurt anything. Has been described as safe and as important with Aspirin and Pennicillin. I’m not a Doctor. All the Usual Standard Disclaimers Apply. No User Serviceable Parts Inside.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2024 11:49 PM (IetnX)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2024 11:49 PM (IetnX)
They have that tattooed onto sexbots, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 16, 2024 11:51 PM (oPkli)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 16, 2024 11:51 PM (3E7MJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 16, 2024 11:51 PM (oPkli)
Inquiring minds...
Posted by: tankdemon at August 16, 2024 11:52 PM (3E7MJ)
Posted by: mikeski montoya
My name is Inigo Moron. You killed my country. Prepare to die.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 16, 2024 11:52 PM (/Z6yl)
Thanks for that info and I don’t disagree in that instance. Though I would have been arrested for assault then.
Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 11:52 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 16, 2024 11:53 PM (PDe0S)
"The IDF is working on that."
Posted by: tankdemon at August 16, 2024 11:51 PM (3E7MJ)
Palestine must be free. It's so worthless, that nobody would pay one red cent for it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 16, 2024 11:53 PM (oPkli)
Both range 6 to 7 all the way to 8, in fact.
That wasn’t very Gneiss!!
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2024 11:53 PM (IetnX)
"The IDF is working on that."
Posted by: tankdemon at August 16, 2024 11:51 PM
Nice.
Will definitely deploy that one when the next Lefty imbecile around me pops off.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 16, 2024 11:55 PM (HlyYF)
Big Blue
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2024 11:55 PM (JvZF+)
Revenge of the Nerds, of course. It’s in the name!
Posted by: Museisluse at August 16, 2024 11:55 PM (QYlmf)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 16, 2024 11:06 PM (3E7MJ)
I got a 710 on my math SAT. Not scared.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 16, 2024 11:56 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 16, 2024 11:48 PM (oPkli)
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I'll take your word as someone who Knows How Things Work
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 16, 2024 11:58 PM (JvZF+)
"The IDF is working on that."
Posted by: tankdemon at August 16, 2024 11:51 PM (3E7MJ)
My rejoinder remains the same : Free Palestine? Of course Palestine should be free -- 'cause it ain't worth a fuckin' dime!
Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 12:00 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2024 12:00 AM (63Dwl)
Thanks for that info and I don’t disagree in that instance. Though I would have been arrested for assault then.
Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 11:52 PM
I think our new Moron plan should be to always carry a keffiyeh in our pockets.
If you are forced by circumstances to administer the "correct" response, be sure to put your "Get out of jail free card" on first.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2024 12:00 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2024 12:00 AM (HlyYF)
Funny because it’s true.
Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2024 12:01 AM (B1dzx)
That's probably not good. I probably should've gotten some shots since then.
But I haven't, and it hasn't killed me.
I have to wonder if these injections are overrated. I don't think they're bad, by and large, but once you're grown, how much good can they do you?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2024 12:02 AM (0FoWg)
Not violent, but the bad guys are forced in the end to look in the mirror and see how stupid and evil they are.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2024 12:02 AM (HlyYF)
Both range 6 to 7 all the way to 8, in fact.
That wasn’t very Gneiss!!
Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2024 11:53 PM (IetnX)
I actually fat-fingered that. Andesite is very quartz-deficient compared to granite. Its plutonic, and coarser-crystalline equivalent is diorite, which is intermediate in composition between granite (normally light in color) and gabbro, which is very dark.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2024 12:02 AM (oPkli)
"The IDF is working on that."
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"with purchase of equally or lesser value palestine"
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 17, 2024 12:04 AM (xTnrA)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 17, 2024 12:05 AM (pZ64F)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 16, 2024 10:04 PM (Y6IkP)
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Wait, that's not actually Lucy Lawless?
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 17, 2024 12:06 AM (16NmB)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 16, 2024 11:21 PM (D7oie)
Mrs.D made a cobbler. I just finished it off with a goodly scoop of ice cream.
Yum!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 12:07 AM (W/lyH)
People actually did give it a spontaneous standing ovation . Later people did it just as a thing so eventually it took away from the initial real reaction.
Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2024 12:07 AM (B1dzx)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs
this assumes value
Posted by: Miklos the Auditor at August 17, 2024 12:07 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Noble Gases
No helium for the squeak hole?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism
Butt lift: you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2024 12:08 AM (DgGvY)
Yum!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 12:07 AM (W/lyH)
I am envious. Blackberry cobbler is my favorite dessert by far. With or without ice-cream.
Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2024 12:09 AM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Miklos who has apiesce of paper saying "economist" on it at August 17, 2024 12:10 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2024 12:09 AM (B1dzx)
Me too, after blueberry pie.
This was wonderful!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 12:10 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 16, 2024 11:56 PM (w6EFb)
Okay, you got me. I figured the mere mention of math would get you to drop the subject. So, what connection is there between the Rocky Horror Picture Show and this ONT? I don't know, maybe it's just that they are both kinda cool and have a rabid cult following.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 17, 2024 12:11 AM (3E7MJ)
Posted by: Miklos the Auditor at August 17, 2024 12:07 AM (lSyD7)
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That's fair!
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 17, 2024 12:11 AM (xTnrA)
Posted by: Common Tater
I was a doctor, and had user-serviceable parts inside.
Disclaimer: Don't try this at home. Only in Antarctica.
Posted by: zombie Leonid Rogozov at August 17, 2024 12:11 AM (DgGvY)
And there wasn't one meme I didn't 'get' - except the first one. 😀
https://youtu.be/CFPDc3haHSI
G'nite again, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - now that I'm all here I'm not all there at August 17, 2024 12:11 AM (8NNF8)
Posted by: Miklos wonders sometimes at August 17, 2024 12:11 AM (lSyD7)
Here's a real chick from those days:
https://tinyurl.com/2rx9aw42
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2024 12:12 AM (0FoWg)
If you are forced by circumstances to administer the "correct" response, be sure to put your "Get out of jail free card" on first.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2024 12:00 AM (HlyYF)
I will never wear a Palestinian Tablecloth Fashion Accessory. Sorry.
Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 12:13 AM (gKDq2)
Most of the bowls and vases show what appears evidence of a lathe, while that isn’t too much of a stretch this has never been accepted by historians, apparently.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2024 12:13 AM (IetnX)
Mrs D has been watching Walker Texas Ranger reruns.
Gawd! What a cheesy show.
It's terrible!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 12:14 AM (W/lyH)
Apparently you never saw Lawless in the Spartacus series. She definitely didn’t look like a dude when she was nekkid,
Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2024 12:16 AM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Common Tater
So you think you've discovered the original Rudimentary Lathe?
Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2024 12:16 AM (DgGvY)
Mrs D has been watching Walker Texas Ranger reruns.
Gawd! What a cheesy show.
It's terrible!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 12:14 AM (W/lyH)
It was the '90s. We had a cheesy president, too.
Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 12:16 AM (gKDq2)
Gawd! What a cheesy show.
It's terrible!
Posted by: Diogenes
Now you see
Posted by: the Hallmark Channel's entire business model at August 17, 2024 12:16 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 17, 2024 12:17 AM (Ydd86)
Posted by: RickZ
I removed the cheese. Or some.
Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at August 17, 2024 12:18 AM (lSyD7)
May require some torch work on the fenders. ;-)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2024 12:18 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2024 12:18 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: polynikes
Second that
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 17, 2024 12:18 AM (elaR+)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 17, 2024 12:17 AM (Ydd86
You should get an aquarium with a dog fish.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 12:18 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: scampydog at August 17, 2024 12:19 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
those are called cats
Posted by: Miklos out-points at August 17, 2024 12:19 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 17, 2024 12:20 AM (/Z6yl)
https://tinyurl.com/2rx9aw42
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2024 12:12 AM (0FoWg)
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Naomi Campbell doesn't look all that different from that nowadays. She's aged really well.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 17, 2024 12:21 AM (16NmB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Darleen threatened that once.
I said that can go two ways.
We made up.
Posted by: Miklos needs a Guide to Wimmin in simple easy to understand terms at August 17, 2024 12:22 AM (lSyD7)
None. Except I riffed off of a line from RHPS for last night's ONT. I usually go with one theme for both nights. I've been doing this for eight years. You know how hard it is to come up with new titles that are puns or riffs off of pop or western culture?
Posted by: Weirddave at August 17, 2024 12:22 AM (RZVLJ)
Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 12:13 AM
I would have worn a Nazi uniform to get close enough to assassinate Hitler.
I put accomplishing the objective as the top priority.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2024 12:22 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Just occurred to Miklos at August 17, 2024 12:23 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2024 12:23 AM (0FoWg)
Most of the bowls and vases show what appears evidence of a lathe, while that isn’t too much of a stretch this has never been accepted by historians, apparently.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2024 12:13 AM (IetnX)
Big, chunky inclusions could mean it is a porphyry, or it contains xenoliths.
Porphyry: a rock texture in which large crystals of one particular mineral are scattered through a "groundmass" of much more finely crystalline rock. Sometimes the crystals are nearly perfect in form, showing prism faces, other times, they are blobs, having been partially redissolved by the magma.
Xenolith: a fragment of rock caught up in an intrusion or lava flow, which was derived from a body of pre-existing rock through which it passed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2024 12:24 AM (oPkli)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 17, 2024 12:17 AM (Ydd86)
Right? I couldn't even give my dog a bath without my dog trying to jump out of the water. She hated the water. Now if I could have ever figured out how to give her a bath in the snow, I might have gotten away with it.
I saw on X a clip of J.D. Vance exiting a plane. Going down the stairs ahead of him was his German Shepherd -- not on a leash. The dog gets down the stairs, turns and waits for J.D., then walking just slightly behind him going toward the car. In other words, a well-trained dog. Lefties are losing their shit over this, the dog's not on a leash! But price controls are good and will bring us JOY! Our country is so fucked.
Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 12:24 AM (gKDq2)
https://tinyurl.com/2rx9aw42
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2024 12:12 AM (0FoWg)
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Naomi Campbell doesn't look all that different from that nowadays. She's aged really well.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 17, 2024 12:21 AM
I have heard rumors that being in the same room with Lucy Lawless while she is holding a sword, is still much safer than being in a room with an unarmed Naomi Campbell.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2024 12:26 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2024 12:26 AM (0FoWg)
If you haven’t seen them, they are really cool, because they are hard stone, and can only be worked with even harder materials than 7 or 8 on the Mohs. That leaves Carborundum or Diamond, I think. It’s been a while. The radius, thin material, the inside curves are very difficult.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2024 12:26 AM (IetnX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2024 12:18 AM (0FoWg)
Really? I mean REALLY? 12?
My lawn. You will vacate yourself from it with alacrity.
Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 12:27 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Just occurred to Miklos at August 17, 2024 12:23 AM (lSyD7)
Sometimes, that works against them.
http://tiny.cc/rb6hzz
Posted by: tankdemon at August 17, 2024 12:28 AM (3E7MJ)
Posted by: polynikes
Second that
Posted by: Erebus
Younger mikeski recalls Gabrielle being more attractive than Xena. That might just have been her exclusively-crop-top wardrobe, though.
Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2024 12:28 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2024 12:26 AM (HlyYF)
I guess that depends on who's sword she is holding.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 12:28 AM (W/lyH)
When Apollo astros was finding rocks with “Vesicles” in them I was at the age where I was missing a baby tooth, and a rock hound, and couldn’t pronounce it quite right. I never heard the end of that.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2024 12:30 AM (IetnX)
Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 12:24 AM
J.D. Vance is obviously smarter than his very smart German Shepherd.
Joe Biden was not smarter than his not too bright dogs (including German Shepherds).
I think we have determined the root cause of the difference in the training outcomes!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2024 12:31 AM (HlyYF)
May require some torch work on the fenders. ;-)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2024 12:18 AM (XeU6L)
Hah! Did not mess with it today. But it occurred to me that there is more than one way to skin a cat. The OEM encoder provided with the speedometer is calibrated for 1000 revs per mile. But I am pretty sure there are at least two, maybe, four, pulses per revolution. In any case, the current inductive sensor is making more pulses than required. Changing the toothed wheel inside the transmission would be a massive job, and I doubt an alternate could be found. But I could fasten a disc to the U-joint, and place the correct number of steel pole on it to get the right pulse rate per mile. Or cement steel slugs to the rim of a front brake drum.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2024 12:31 AM (oPkli)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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If a phone is present in the room, best to take a defensive position.
Posted by: scampydog at August 17, 2024 12:31 AM (41CYW)
Pisses me off
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2024 10:46 PM (IPC6d)
If you're going to do fish puns, you'll need to do better than that.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 16, 2024 10:48 PM (07QK6)
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So tonight this is the sole plaice for fish puns?
Posted by: Ciampino - old people need ironing a lot at August 17, 2024 12:33 AM (qfLjt)
http://tiny.cc/rb6hzz
Posted by: tankdemon
Raccoons can be pets, or dinner.
Not the best for either.
Posted by: Try some o' this Possum pie at August 17, 2024 12:34 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2024 12:30 AM
Dang. That means you just barely missed out on being cast as "Chekov" in Star Trek TOS!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2024 12:34 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
Heh! That's what I remember too. Naomi had a wee bit of a temper.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 17, 2024 12:34 AM (pZ64F)
Posted by: scampydog at August 17, 2024 12:35 AM (41CYW)
Joe Biden was not smarter than his not too bright dogs (including German Shepherds).
I think we have determined the root cause of the difference in the training outcomes!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2024 12:31 AM (HlyYF)
That and not beating your dog.
I see Bye-den as an abuser of his dogs, kicking them, making them skittish around people hence the reason the dogs lash out and bite.
Dogs generally aren't born mean, they're trained that way.
Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 12:36 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 17, 2024 12:36 AM (pSqRe)
Posted by: John has a long moustache at August 17, 2024 12:36 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: raimondo at August 17, 2024 12:36 AM (wAres)
Posted by: Pete Bog
And she could pay bail and fine by selling them.
Posted by: Miklos thinks there is a market at August 17, 2024 12:37 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2024 12:38 AM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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Heh! That's what I remember too. Naomi had a wee bit of a temper.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 17, 2024 12:34 AM (pZ64F)
Well, Campbell was a model so she was always hangry. Somebody should have given her a Snickers bar.
Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 12:39 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2024 12:26 AM (IetnX)
The Mohs scale really only works for mineral crystals. The "hardness" of rocks is more a function of the adhesion between crystals. Diorite contains plagioclase feldspar, 6.0 to 6.5 Mohs, pyroxene, 5 to 7, and amphibole, 5 to 6. Quartz sandstone would readily abrade it. And I don't see a lathe as being out of the question at all. Potter's wheels have been around a long time, and they a lathe of a sort.
You can always abrade a rock with another piece of the same rock. The "work" and the "tool" both abrade, but the work gets done.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2024 12:39 AM (oPkli)
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Old unused android phone without service velcroed over the speedo works just fine on my 20 yo RV, not that it goes fast.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 17, 2024 12:39 AM (xTnrA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
And certain cancer surgeries
Posted by: Miklos done had that at August 17, 2024 12:42 AM (lSyD7)
youtu.be/RWhlFV7X0es
Posted by: gKWVE at August 17, 2024 12:42 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 17, 2024 12:39 AM (xTnrA)
Using the native GPS in the phone? I kind of want to have a functioning speedometer in the dash, mostly for appearance's sake. I could drive off the tach, you know. I am very, very close to a solution for this.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2024 12:43 AM (oPkli)
Posted by: scampydog at August 17, 2024 12:44 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: raimondo on tap at August 17, 2024 12:45 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: RickZ
I don't recall her looking like a late-stage heroin addict. She had a decent figure.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 17, 2024 12:46 AM (pZ64F)
Posted by: mikeski montoya at August 16, 2024 11:34 PM (DgGvY)
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The Godfather did pretty well.
Posted by: Ciampino - old people need ironing a lot #01 at August 17, 2024 12:46 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: scampydog at August 17, 2024 12:48 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2024 12:48 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: scampydog at August 17, 2024 12:49 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
And certain cancer surgeries
Posted by: Miklos
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Conductance.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2024 12:51 AM (XeU6L)
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Yep the GPS in the phone. Like I said, this works fine in an RV that doesn't move fast, may not be right for your application.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 17, 2024 12:52 AM (xTnrA)
Posted by: scampydog at August 17, 2024 12:49 AM (41CYW)
I thought it was much too AI bot-like, so I did check the hash. Deleted a response I had written to 'it'.
Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 12:52 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
It's people like you what cause Discontent.
Posted by: Miklos, neglected sixth Pythonite at August 17, 2024 12:53 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2024 12:54 AM (oPkli)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 17, 2024 12:55 AM (xTnrA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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CMOS D Flip Flop.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2024 12:55 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: RickZ
Miklos' RoT shtick makes AI bots tremble in fear.
Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2024 12:57 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 17, 2024 12:52 AM (xTnrA)
The hot rod marketplace has GPS-based speedometers to mount in the dash, look just like the real thing. Couple hundred dollars... I have a brand new Engler electric speedometer, made in 1980, and am trying to make it work with a non-standard sending unit. Cannot use the supplied rotary sending unit, because there is no speedometer drive pinion available.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2024 12:57 AM (oPkli)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2024 12:57 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: RickZ
People.
It is Another Fine Product of Myself and the Proprietor of the Meat Lab, who has not commented here in quite a while.
Posted by: Miklos, assumoning desire s for anomymity, but you know at August 17, 2024 12:57 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Reforger at August 17, 2024 12:59 AM (xcIvR)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs
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A few geriatrics, a few AWFLs. Nothing serious, to my surprise. They may have groked that pissing off thousands of W. NC natives might not be prudent.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2024 01:01 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
CMOS D Flip Flop.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
If it's a digital signal and not an analog one, that's the answer. Or, depending on the signal, if you don't mind the output becoming square-wave-ish.
One flip flop and an inverter, if there's only a Q and not a QN output pin on the flop.
Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2024 01:01 AM (DgGvY)
You can always abrade a rock with another piece of the same rock. The "work" and the "tool" both abrade, but the work gets done.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2024 12:39 AM (oPkli)
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Silicon Nitride Si3N4 has a hardness of 8.5 and makes a good abrasive and cutting tool, better than tungsten carbide.
Posted by: Ciampino - old people can be hard too #02 at August 17, 2024 01:01 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2024 01:02 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: scampydog at August 17, 2024 01:02 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Reforger
I comment with my specially customized comment-javelin.
Posted by: Miklos or maybe Lamar at August 17, 2024 01:03 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
That is surprising. Are the university kids back yet? I'd expect some extra credit for a good protest.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 17, 2024 01:04 AM (xTnrA)
Re: Black berries.
I have two blackberry varieties, Himalaya and Evergreen. Both are providing a bumper crop this year. We're eating probably 3+ pints a day. Even Heidi the velocirapter eats the low hanging berries.
Making a blackberry crisp tomorrow for dessert.
Posted by: Beartooth at August 17, 2024 01:04 AM (WuJwx)
Posted by: PabloD at August 17, 2024 01:04 AM (HSwo3)
https://mol.im/a/13750617
Posted by: Ciampino - old people can be hard to handle too #03 at August 17, 2024 01:04 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Shenanigans at August 17, 2024 01:06 AM (wGun1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc
Why?
They run the place.
Posted by: Miklos still owns something at Connestee Falls at August 17, 2024 01:06 AM (lSyD7)
https://mol.im/a/13750591
How many people could even define a pronoun?
Posted by: Ciampino - old people don't need no steenkeen pronouns #04 at August 17, 2024 01:07 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13750465
Posted by: Ciampino - old people don't need no steenkeen pronouns #05 at August 17, 2024 01:08 AM (qfLjt)
You can turn that into likker.
Grandaddy did.
Posted by: Miklos recalls the Old Ways at August 17, 2024 01:08 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2024 01:09 AM (0FoWg)
One flip flop and an inverter, if there's only a Q and not a QN output pin on the flop.
Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2024 01:01 AM (DgGvY)
The signal is "digital" for some values of "digital". I have a GM vehicle speed sensor, which is basically a cylindrical magnet rod with a solenoid coil around it. Positioned in proximity to a toothed wheel. As each tooth passes the magnet, it emits a single sine wave. One cycle, time passes, once cycle, time passes...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2024 01:09 AM (oPkli)
Posted by: Ciampino
What do I look like, a linguist?
Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 17, 2024 01:09 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Ciampino - old people don't need no steenkeen pronouns #06 at August 17, 2024 01:09 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: the Prepositions at August 17, 2024 01:09 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 17, 2024 01:10 AM (MeG8a)
https://mol.im/a/13750617
Posted by: Ciampino - old people can be hard to handle too #03 at August 17, 2024 01:04 AM (qfLjt)
Had to get rid of it; it was starting to stink up the joint.
Posted by: Your FBI Atwerk at August 17, 2024 01:11 AM (oPkli)
Posted by: gourmand du jour
Suggested addition: "If I can decide your pronouns by looking at you, and it's not one of the sets in common use in 1950, we're even more done here."
Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2024 01:12 AM (DgGvY)
https://mol.im/a/13751343
How about a recall?
Lynching party?
Hitman? (it is near Chicago after all!)
Posted by: Ciampino - how about a citizen ultimatum #07 at August 17, 2024 01:12 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs
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Don't know.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2024 01:13 AM (XeU6L)
A pronoun is a part of speech that serves as a reference to an implied or explicitly defined antecedent noun.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2024 01:13 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump Vance 2024 at August 17, 2024 01:13 AM (55boN)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I usually watch it somewhere between the bow opener and last day of muzzleloader up at the hunting shack.
Posted by: scampydog at August 17, 2024 01:15 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2024 01:09 AM (oPkli)
I might add, that the sender for the Engler speedometer seems to be a Hall Effect switch, and the output toggles between supply voltage (12 volts) and ground for each trigger event. But the Engler speedometer happily reads the single sine cycle from the inductive pickup just fine. It must have a pretty robust pulse-shaping network on its input.
You know, maybe I should just try putting a diode in the line, and see what happens...
Posted by: Your FBI Atwerk at August 17, 2024 01:16 AM (oPkli)
https://mol.im/a/13751515
Posted by: Ciampino - how about a citizen ultimatum #08 at August 17, 2024 01:16 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2024 01:16 AM (oPkli)
Posted by: spindrift at August 17, 2024 01:17 AM (VsbJ5)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Funny how German and all Romance (latin-derived) languages are gendered.
Oh, and all Slavic languages too.
Huh
Posted by: It's almost like there are ligguistic X and Y grammatical chromosomes at August 17, 2024 01:18 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 17, 2024 01:10 AM (MeG8a)
I'm still laughing at this meme.
From a 'Post Your Most Fucked Up Meme' thread on X:
https://tinyurl.com/353nzm2h
That's not just a bullseye. That's like a triple 'Robin Hood'.
Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 01:19 AM (gKDq2)
https://mol.im/a/13751515
Posted by: Ciampino
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Bookmarked. I have a fam member that works in the Mets organization.
Posted by: scampydog at August 17, 2024 01:19 AM (41CYW)
https://mol.im/a/13752121
If I were the Brits I'd say "We'll bury Mohammedans with pig offal, in that case."
Posted by: Ciampino - how about we reciprocate? at August 17, 2024 01:19 AM (qfLjt)
They're not a fag thing. Just a grammar thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2024 01:21 AM (0FoWg)
https://mol.im/a/13752109
All 5' 4" women?
Posted by: Ciampino - how about we reciprocate? #01 at August 17, 2024 01:21 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump Vance 2024 at August 17, 2024 01:13 AM (55boN)
Pro noun work is honest noun work!
Posted by: Sex Trade Workers Industrial Union 690 at August 17, 2024 01:23 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Ciampino
"""Threats."""
I'm sure the call is coming from inside the house.
Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2024 01:25 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2024 01:26 AM (oPkli)
Posted by: It's makes sense in a way at August 17, 2024 01:26 AM (lSyD7)
Stop fagging my language.
If you can invent pronouns, then I can turn fag into a verb, and then there's no end to the chaos.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2024 01:27 AM (0FoWg)
https://mol.im/a/13751707
This test will miss any actual cancer at the cervix currently there, so the current procedure is still better.
How many false positives? Having the virus surely doesn't automatically mean cancer? Am I wrong?
Posted by: Ciampino - how about we reciprocate? #02 at August 17, 2024 01:28 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
crunchy
Good Guacamole though
Posted by: Miklos likes horse doovers at August 17, 2024 01:28 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Ciampino
"""Threats."""
I'm sure the call is coming from inside the house.
Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2024 01:25 AM (DgGvY)
I wonder if it's the Secret Service guarding her or if she went with some group that can actually do the job.
Posted by: Reforger at August 17, 2024 01:28 AM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2024 01:27 AM (0FoWg)
{Whispers to neighbor}
Shit, he's on to us!
Posted by: Commies at August 17, 2024 01:29 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Most Excellent
Posted by: Soros, templing fingers at August 17, 2024 01:29 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Just occurred to Miklos at August 17, 2024 12:23 AM (lSyD7)
In German too. "Waschbär".
Posted by: spindrift at August 17, 2024 01:31 AM (VsbJ5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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May require some signal conditioning. Minimal, I would think. You should have a go at the diode, though. The ultimate simple solution...perhaps.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2024 01:31 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Kahmahlah at August 17, 2024 01:33 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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AOP, I picture your Canada estate as a mix of a mad scientist laboratory and a small, well organized parts yard out back to support both your big brain and random lab projects. And a .22 for critters of course.
Posted by: scampydog at August 17, 2024 01:33 AM (41CYW)
Wild to me that Kamala Harris just admitted ground beef and bread are both up 50% since she and Biden took office. She wants us to re-hire her to fix the mess she completely created. Absolute insanity.
https://tinyurl.com/4f37pydf (x.com)
https://tinyurl.com/yjt48c97 (xcancel.com)
Posted by: Ciampino - how about we change regime? #01 at August 17, 2024 01:34 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Obligatory Calivin and Hobbes
http://tiny.cc/sf6hzz
Posted by: Kahmahlah at August 17, 2024 01:37 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2024 01:37 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2024 01:31 AM (XeU6L)
Well, making an alternate code wheel with the right number of trigger poles on it would be not too hard, either. The U-joint is right there, about three inches forward of the current mounting for the inductive pickup. But an electronic solution would be more elegant, making the whole install look more "factory".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2024 01:38 AM (oPkli)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs
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Don't know.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Much like the university kids.
Posted by: Miklos is happy not to be hiring at August 17, 2024 01:39 AM (lSyD7)
Now she is copying JD Vance on a child tax credit:
https://tinyurl.com/3trad7e6
Posted by: Ciampino - how about we change regime? #02 at August 17, 2024 01:40 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Mullah Miklos at August 17, 2024 01:41 AM (lSyD7)
Now she is copying JD Vance on a child tax credit:
https://tinyurl.com/3trad7e6
Posted by: Ciampino
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Original thoughts escape KH. As the saying goes, " Either unwilling or unable." Kamala is unable.
Posted by: scampydog at August 17, 2024 01:42 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2024 01:43 AM (XeU6L)
Now she is copying JD Vance on a child tax credit:
https://tinyurl.com/3trad7e6
Posted by: Ciampino
Next thing she will announce she has three babies and married someone from India
Posted by: Predictifying Miklos at August 17, 2024 01:43 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
GOJO
But not everywhere
Posted by: Miklos knows at August 17, 2024 01:45 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Ciampino - how about we wait for the next one? #03 at August 17, 2024 01:45 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Later, ablutionater.
Posted by: scampydog at August 17, 2024 01:46 AM (41CYW)
https://tinyurl.com/5hak5yd8
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2024 01:47 AM (oPkli)
https://mol.im/a/13749683
Posted by: Ciampino - how about we hang them? #04 at August 17, 2024 01:49 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: scampydog at August 17, 2024 01:42 AM (41CYW)
When I think about it, she's the first politician in my lifetime who has ever ran away from a microphone. She inappropriately cackles because I think she's terrified to speak in public. She knows her own limitations. And they are a plethora of a myriad vast.
Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 01:49 AM (gKDq2)
https://mol.im/a/13749603
Posted by: Ciampino - how about we hang them? #05 at August 17, 2024 01:50 AM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/5hak5yd8
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Interesting and pretty cool. You may have solved the riddle.
Posted by: scampydog at August 17, 2024 01:50 AM (41CYW)
https://mol.im/a/13749131
Posted by: Ciampino - how about we hang them? #06 at August 17, 2024 01:51 AM (qfLjt)
20 Posts from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2024 01:52 AM (fwDg9)
Under the paper towel just out of sight $%^&*(
or
Making the trip to Mars with the 10mm socket, some single socks and the flashlight. Elon Musk's true plan to profitability is to capture these and auction them back to us.
Posted by: DaveA at August 17, 2024 01:53 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2024 01:54 AM (oPkli)
Did you ever wish life had a Ctrl-Z? You spill a cup of coffee. Ctrl-Z. Slice your finger while you're peeling vegetables. Ctrl-Z. Lock yourself out of the house. Ctrl-Z.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2024 01:54 AM (lCaJd)
"Im having a blast listening to Kamala talk about how bad our economy and borders are…….its almost like she has no idea she has been VP for the last 3.5 yrs😂"
Wild to me that Kamala Harris just admitted ground beef and bread are both up 50% since she and Biden took office. She wants us to re-hire her to fix the mess she completely created.
++++++++++++++++++++
Is Trump going to say these things to her in debate? Please God. Although you KNOW she's got answers ready. Something about "the economy we were left with" and "Republicans in Congress won't cooperate to get prices down."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2024 01:56 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Miklos still has pink rockabilly socks at August 17, 2024 01:56 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Ciampino - how about we hang them?7 #0 at August 17, 2024 01:57 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: RickZ
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Breaking the AoS snark/witty code wit a question.... Your comment/thought is a really good point/observation, imo. How do we make the nitwit portion of the electorate understand and and reject her? She is a Charlie Foxtrot of a candidate.
Posted by: scampydog at August 17, 2024 01:57 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: scampydog at August 17, 2024 01:50 AM (41CYW)
I think so. Definitely worth trying, I would probably add an IC voltage regulator to drop the 12 volt supply down to 5 or 6 volts to run the device. And a diode and network on the input so the flip-flop "sees" just one negative-going pulse per event.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2024 01:57 AM (oPkli)
https://tinyurl.com/5hak5yd8
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Interesting and pretty cool. You may have solved the riddle.
Posted by: scampydog
So
Limitless Free Energy.
Posted by: Cold Fusion Miklos at August 17, 2024 01:58 AM (lSyD7)
I just saw this frequency divider (in general, divide and input f by some n, f/n output). I though just count zero crossings, and flip every other one for a halver.
And that's what these D-flop things do. Imagine an incoming sine wave. Start counting zero crossing. One, go high, two, stay put, three, flip, four stay put, five flip, etc.
It's a two bit counter, flip with the high bit flips. 00, 01, one state, 10, 11, then flip.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 17, 2024 01:58 AM (w6EFb)
https://tinyurl.com/vcwv2npe
Posted by: Ciampino - how about we hang them? #07 at August 17, 2024 02:00 AM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/vcwv2npe
Posted by: Ciampino
Iron iz good for yaz!
Posted by: Popeye at August 17, 2024 02:03 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Elisabeth Shue in The Saint at August 17, 2024 02:04 AM (41CYW)
https://tinyurl.com/46r9kjka
Posted by: Ciampino - how about we hang them for lying07 at August 17, 2024 02:05 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino
A Gen Z employee with tackle-box face fell into the chicken grinder again?
Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2024 02:06 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2024 01:47 AM (oPkli)
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multi vibrator and bistable
Bi-unstable women everywhere perk up.
Posted by: Ciampino - how about we banh em at August 17, 2024 02:11 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino
A Gen Z employee with tackle-box face fell into the chicken grinder again?
Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2024 02:06 AM (DgGvY)
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Slipped on the offal and fell trying to put it into the pickle-slicer.
Posted by: Ciampino - how about we .... at August 17, 2024 02:14 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Good call. That or Ace's time machine.
Posted by: scampydog at August 17, 2024 02:15 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 17, 2024 02:18 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Ciampino - chromium poisoning? at August 17, 2024 02:25 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 17, 2024 02:18 AM (Sgq8y)
Iced coffee is in hand. Sausage links are thawing. English football's on at 7:30 a.m. Man United won yesterday. Saturday's looking good so far.
Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 02:26 AM (gKDq2)
Nicole Chamoun has a nice rack.
Don't care for the buzz cut and tats of her character though.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 17, 2024 02:26 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 17, 2024 02:18 AM (Sgq8y)
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It's a great day to be alive.
Posted by: scampydog at August 17, 2024 02:27 AM (41CYW)
I'd get a CMOS flipflop and hook it up just to see what happens.
Posted by: pawn at August 17, 2024 02:29 AM (QB+5g)
'Dictator Kamala Harris discussing government takeover of companies' patents:
"I will snatch their patent, so that we [the American government] will take over.
Yes we can do that!
The question is: 'Do you have the will to do it'!?
I have the will to do it."'
https://tinyurl.com/5c9rn5rz
If true, it would be yet another reason to fear a Harris presidency.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 17, 2024 02:31 AM (rihlv)
Don't care for the buzz cut and tats of her character though.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
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Never heard of her, had to do the search thing. Exotically attractive.
Posted by: scampydog at August 17, 2024 02:32 AM (41CYW)
Old news but still disturbing and should be made an issue of during the campaign.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 17, 2024 02:33 AM (rihlv)
scampydog, I try to tell myself that every day.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 17, 2024 02:34 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: scampydog at August 17, 2024 02:32 AM (41CYW)
Australian born, parents fled Lebanon in the 70s.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 17, 2024 02:35 AM (ufFY8)
Just don't allow it to happen with bills.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 17, 2024 02:36 AM (rihlv)
"Trumps election is going to be the biggest Fvck You in recorded history":
https://t.ly/3ZS4U
/ Three minutes, you'll never guess who
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 17, 2024 02:41 AM (RKVpM)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion
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Fled to Lebanon? Lebanon as a flee to option? And in the 70s.
Posted by: scampydog has more questions than answers at August 17, 2024 02:43 AM (41CYW)
I hope you guys are braced for a wild weekend. I'm telling you, Kahmullah will be unseated. Barky's ready to pull the plug. The media has been given the signal.
By the way, she has a terrible horoscope and the full moon will not be kind to her.
The horoscope thing is just the fun cherry on top. You know Barky wasn't having her, or rather, his handlers weren't.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 17, 2024 02:43 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 17, 2024 02:34 AM (Sgq8y)
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Jim Wasem, baseball coach in 1986 dropped that line on us and it stuck with me.
Posted by: scampydog has more questions than answers at August 17, 2024 02:47 AM (41CYW)
Old news but still disturbing and should be made an issue of during the campaign.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 17, 2024 02:33 AM (rihlv)
Folks are furiously searching through old video of her, looking for nuggets like this.
It's funny to watch her talk - it's like that meme about how your dog sees himself. She's simultaneously pathetic and dangerous (were a man to position her for success).
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 17, 2024 02:47 AM (w6EFb)
I notice IMDB uses 'actress' but the feminazis want to use 'actor'. The danger is that the awards for 'actress' may just disappear and they'll have to compete with men. LOL.
Posted by: Ciampino - celluloid poisoning? at August 17, 2024 02:48 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Sasquatch
That's how our government funds itself.
Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2024 02:49 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2024 02:51 AM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Sasquatch
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Should work on bit-coin!?
Posted by: Ciampino - bit poisoning? at August 17, 2024 02:51 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Cicero
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Show was on the cutting edge.
Posted by: scampydog has more questions than answers at August 17, 2024 02:54 AM (41CYW)
https://t.co/Os6ofO0KRz
Posted by: Ciampino - sub poisoning? at August 17, 2024 02:55 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 17, 2024 02:56 AM (w6EFb)
scampydog, I try to tell myself that every day.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 17, 2024 02:34 AM (Sgq8y)
Hazelnut.
I make a five-mug pitcher (the 12 whatever mark on the coffee pot). The pitcher's glass, a nice one, so it's easy to clean and no staining issues. I use a saran wrap 'lid' held down by a rubber band off of some vegetable from sometime when. It's been chilling since early Friday. Since there's ice cubes and I add more milk, I'll get about 3, maybe a touch into the 4th, day of coffee. I usually make a pot every 3 days or so. So it's always in the fridge. Sometimes on those really warm and disgustingly muggy days, it's the pause that refreshes (apologies to nothing).
Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 02:59 AM (gKDq2)
https://mol.im/a/13750563
Don't rush out and buy any 12½ hour clocks yet!!
Posted by: Ciampino - timing is everything at August 17, 2024 03:00 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2024 03:01 AM (VW9OP)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelis
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Curious. Multiplier? Leverage?
Posted by: scampydog has more questions than answers at August 17, 2024 03:01 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
The Federal Reserve subsists on dreams of tiny financial stalagtites
Posted by: Miklos, actual diplomafied economist at August 17, 2024 03:03 AM (lSyD7)
I saw that earlier. They make it sound as if it's some new discovery. This has been known for a long time, the earth's rotation is slowing down due to tidal interaction with the Moon.
The long term mean rotation. Over the short term, there are all sorts of interesting components. It speed up a bit, slows down a bit with all sorts of seasonal components. Then there are "stochastic", unpredictable terms due to earthquakes and such.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 17, 2024 03:04 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ciampino - timing is everything at August 17, 2024 03:00 AM (qfLjt)
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At the tone. Pacific Daylight Time is....
Posted by: 1980s dialing the landline at August 17, 2024 03:05 AM (41CYW)
By the way, she has a terrible horoscope and the full moon will not be kind to her.
The horoscope thing is just the fun cherry on top. You know Barky wasn't having her, or rather, his handlers weren't.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 17, 2024 02:43 AM (w6EFb)
Honestly, I've been saying that since the coup that took out Bye-den. This is the Dems 'kissy face' period with Cum-allah, making nice and all as the Heir-Presumptive. But at the Convention, the muckety-mucks of the Dem Party will have their sharpened knives out and they will exert their will -- once again, and their sheeple will fall in line for the THIRD time. Do that selected thing until you get it right. They want to win and they know the Spit or Swallow Ticket won't win. I think her internals are horrid, and those tend to be brutally accurate; every other poll is just spin. One more reason for actually the both of them to stay away from an open-ended question and answer session from anyone.
Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 03:10 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2024 02:51 AM (jdHxK)
A year apart, I saw him both hanged and guillotined.
Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 03:11 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
I tell myself a lot of things every day
Posted by: Miklos talks to himself and the dog at August 17, 2024 03:12 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: 1980s dialing the landline at August 17, 2024 03:14 AM (41CYW)
In the time of the dinosaurs, a mean solar day was about 23.5 current hours long.
The solar day, *on average, long term* is increasing at a current rate of 2.3 ms per century.
The mean tropical year is also getting shorter at a current rate of about 0.5 s per century.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 17, 2024 03:14 AM (w6EFb)
Scampydog, in a nutshell, the money they loan you to buy a house doesn't exist until you sign on the dotted line.
I also found out that you don't own your stocks, you're just the beneficiary. When they decide to seize everything, you'll discover that you don't own it. It's a satanic system and boy are people gonna be pissed. MS-13 will run for the hills.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 17, 2024 03:16 AM (w6EFb)
The solar day, *on average, long term* is increasing at a current rate of 2.3 ms per century.
The mean tropical year is also getting shorter at a current rate of about 0.5 s per century.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 17, 2024 03:14 AM (w6EFb)
Now see, where else but here are we going to get information like that?
Just don't tell me what it means, 'cause I don't wanna know. That tropical year thing sounds bad.
Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 03:18 AM (gKDq2)
https://tinyurl.com/5hak5yd8
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2024 01:47 AM (oPkli)
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https://tinyurl.com/eh8uhe8a
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 17, 2024 03:19 AM (rihlv)
That's just Milankovitch cycles at work. These are cycles in the Erf's orbital eccentricity, axial tilt, and precession of the equinoxes.
On this leg of the cycle, the earth's orbit is getting less eccentric, more circular, and so the tropical year is getting shorter. That will flip back around and start getting longer again on tens to hundred thousand year time scales.
The axial tilt is also on a decreasing leg. That too, will reverse on this long term time scale.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 17, 2024 03:22 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ciampino - timing is everything at August 17, 2024 03:00 AM (qfLjt)
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At the tone. Pacific Daylight Time is....
Posted by: 1980s dialing the landline at August 17, 2024 03:05 AM (41CYW)
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What about Newfie Time?
Announcer (now): The time is 8 o'clock; 7:30 Newfie Time.
They'll finally be on the hour!! But lonely!
Posted by: Ciampino - timing is everything! at August 17, 2024 03:26 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2024 03:27 AM (VW9OP)
Some actor, right?
Not trying to make fun or anything but damn, dude! I never took a spacey class, except that philosophy one -- until I started reading your posts. Some I understand. Unlike that last one. I'm not sure I like decreasing legs, either.
Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 03:28 AM (gKDq2)
That's Milutin Milankovitch, ancient Serbian slavonaut.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 17, 2024 03:31 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 17, 2024 03:31 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 17, 2024 03:33 AM (Sgq8y)
Some actor, right?
Not trying to make fun or anything but damn, dude! I never took a spacey class, except that philosophy one -- until I started reading your posts. Some I understand. Unlike that last one. I'm not sure I like decreasing legs, either.
Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 03:28 AM (gKDq2)
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decreasing legs?
Don't know whether I should say millipedes least or most affected.
I know that a legless man laughs at the thought.
Posted by: Ciampino - timing is everything eh at August 17, 2024 03:34 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miley
Cash declines in value because the money is worth less.
Cash is still good though
Silver, gold, I will always go with the Lousy Quarter Acre Kitchen Garden. You can feed a lotta folks from one quarter acre (if you know what you are doing)
Posted by: Miklos learnt that in Grandaddy's garden, with bugs and dirt up my nose at August 17, 2024 03:35 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Theorists say YES!
Posted by: Miklos on behalf of Uncle Palp at August 17, 2024 03:38 AM (lSyD7)
Milankovitch cycles are one of the biggest drivers of climate. One of the cycles there is how perihelion cycles around the seasons.
Right near, perihelion occurs in early January, aphelion in July. Meaning the sun is farthest in Northern summer and closest in Northern winter.
That is the main driver of the "Green Sahara" cycle. When perihelion occurs in North Summer, the Sahara gets wet and green again.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 17, 2024 03:39 AM (w6EFb)
at the Convention, the muckety-mucks of the Dem Party will have their sharpened knives out and they will exert their will -- once again, and their sheeple will fall in line for the THIRD time. Do that selected thing until you get it right. They want to win and they know the Spit or Swallow Ticket won't win. I think her internals are horrid, and those tend to be brutally accurate; every other poll is just spin. One more reason for actually the both of them to stay away from an open-ended question and answer session from anyone.
Posted by: RickZ
+++++++++++++++++
Newscum then. I'm glad Trump is already using his nickname. I think Trump senses something.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2024 03:41 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: University of Miklos at August 17, 2024 03:41 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 17, 2024 03:33 AM (Sgq8y)
Alas, I haven't checked the tarot, the tea leaves, or the current horoscope.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 17, 2024 03:42 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2024 03:42 AM (fwDg9)
For certain values of "good."
>>>Silver, gold, I will always go with the Lousy Quarter Acre Kitchen Garden. You can feed a lotta folks from one quarter acre (if you know what you are doing)
Posted by: Miklos learnt that in Grandaddy's garden, with bugs and dirt up my nose at August 17, 2024 03:35 AM (lSyD7)
I ascribe to the O'Hara philosophy regarding land. But like a pirate, I love silver. Aaarggg!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 17, 2024 03:44 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Entrails.
But you got cats for that.
Posted by: Miklosius ad infinitum at August 17, 2024 03:45 AM (lSyD7)
I think that Stormy Daniels' PR team will make a serious offer to AOP for the patent for the bistable multivibrator, set her up on QVC some night and she could at least pay her legal bills.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 17, 2024 03:46 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 17, 2024 03:47 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
My cash portfolio is overweighted in c notes.
Need more 5s and 10s
Posted by: Miklos the 5 minute Moron Manager at August 17, 2024 03:47 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Miklosius ad infinitum at August 17, 2024 03:45 AM (lSyD7)
Funny story - in 2016, my brother and I had my cat Harli "choose" who would win. One treat for Trump, and one for Hillary. She took the Trump treat and left the Hillary treat. So.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 17, 2024 03:50 AM (w6EFb)
For me, my instruction in History is now outpaced by my own curiosity in both reading and viewing/watching material, and it was always on the high side. I remember back just after high school. I was staying in Chattanooga for the summer and I used to go to the mall. The B. Dalton's had a sign saying they would have Gulag Archipelago in soon! I kept going back until I got the paperback book. No other reason than I wanted it, and that was before college. At least I could pick a decent book at 18. Other choices? Not so much.
So like I said, I'm just curious.
Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 03:51 AM (gKDq2)
https://tinyurl.com/bdhx92hc
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Richard Pryor had a big roll on that.
"If them Japanese had seen them big ass White Boys in Alabama...Mississippi...they big...and they MEAN"
Posted by: Miklos recalls at August 17, 2024 03:53 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Let's hope America, like cats, land on our feet.
Posted by: Miklos is a Leo at August 17, 2024 03:58 AM (lSyD7)
My education is in physics, which gave me the grounding for this. My interest in astronomical things is more recent. But I have the background to get understand the new stuff I get interested in.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 17, 2024 03:59 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 17, 2024 04:01 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally
Clempson Physication\\Radioactive Okra more like
Posted by: Publius turned down to role of Editor-in-Chief of Popular Physics at August 17, 2024 04:04 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Miley
Umm
I don't have a time of the month
Posted by: Miklos has a pesky Y chromosome at August 17, 2024 04:05 AM (lSyD7)
Astrology is not the same as astronomy. That's all I'll say.
OTOH, I would place more stock in astrologers than economists....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 17, 2024 04:07 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: commenting like a boss at August 17, 2024 04:08 AM (h/5hh)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
My credit score is about the same as Madame Madga down the road.
Posted by: Miklos , economist, Reader, and Advisor at August 17, 2024 04:11 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 04:14 AM (gKDq2)
I have two ex-friends who are Leos, and one pretend friend from way back. She forced me to apologize to her when I was not in the wrong.
The other two I refused to apologize to, because they were insane or assholes.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 17, 2024 04:19 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: RickZ
Despite what some CoBs may say, Publius is not a "pedantic asshole".
I reserve that honor for myself.
Posted by: Miklos can do the pedantic part at least at August 17, 2024 04:20 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 17, 2024 04:22 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Tuna at August 17, 2024 04:23 AM (oaGWv)
Good Lord, Duchess
My last birfday was at yo house.
Well, the previous one.
Posted by: Miklos, with better memory that could be reasonably expected at August 17, 2024 04:25 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Tuna at August 17, 2024 04:28 AM (oaGWv)
I reserve that honor for myself.
Posted by: Miklos can do the pedantic part at least at August 17, 2024 04:20 AM (lSyD7)
"(P)edantic asshole" can also be translated as 'fact checker'. A real one. Not a corporate media/lefty one.
Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 04:29 AM (gKDq2)
My last birfday was at yo house.
Well, the previous one.
Posted by: Miklos, with better memory that could be reasonably expected at August 17, 2024 04:25 AM (lSyD7)
Well I guess I've finally gone senile.
Don't tell Publius.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 17, 2024 04:56 AM (w6EFb)
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