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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (8/14/24)
Quote I The ONT is what it is. Misanthropic Humanitarian
Saints Head Coach Dennis Allen, Who Makes Millions Of Dollars Per Year, Has No Idea What A Metaphor Is
Legendary beauty products seller Avon files for bankruptcy
Avon filed for bankruptcy to address its debts and legal liabilities from talc-based product lawsuits
Who the fuck are you? Is OK in The Who lyrics. Not so much when it comes to asking about Allah. Glad we kicked their limey asses twice.
A 61-year-old man in Sutton, England who chanted “who the f*** is Allah” at a right-wing demonstration was sentenced to 18 months in prison. David Spring pled guilty to “violent disorder” after police body camera footage reportedly showed he “[made] threatening and hostile gestures towards police,” according to Your Local Guardian. Spring told officers when he was arrested on August 8 that he did not travel to London to riot. “I went to complain about people put up in hotels,” he reportedly stated.
Something that made me laugh. Twice. Even The Fabulous snickered. Hope you enjoy.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Debbie.
Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. Who the fuck is this happy ball which cannot be taunted? Serving your ONT needs since 2008.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: lin-duh at August 14, 2024 09:59 PM (PZo5T)
Sinister plots about an old bag get no traction.
Police just going round and round with no motive found.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i Musulmani sono sporchi disgraziati #32 at August 14, 2024 09:59 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Rex B at August 14, 2024 09:59 PM (YAsVi)
Posted by: lin-duh at August 14, 2024 09:59 PM (PZo5T)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2024 10:00 PM (mg48Z)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2024 10:00 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2024 10:00 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Shenanigans at August 14, 2024 10:00 PM (wGun1)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 14, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Rex B at August 14, 2024 10:00 PM (YAsVi)
Posted by: ALH at August 14, 2024 10:00 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at August 14, 2024 10:01 PM (vaskf)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2024 10:01 PM (mg48Z)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 10:01 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Dr. T at August 14, 2024 10:01 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: TRex at August 14, 2024 10:02 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2024 10:02 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2024 10:02 PM (mg48Z)
@LauraLoomer
@AdamKinzinger is on the @Evangels4Harris Zoom call tonight and he said he’s going to be supporting the Democrat party going forward because “it’s the right thing to do”.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 14, 2024 10:00 PM (3ImbR)
Odds on him being a notch on Mabel Galore's bedpost?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2024 10:03 PM (kaqWV)
Posted by: ALH at August 14, 2024 10:03 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 14, 2024 10:03 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 14, 2024 10:03 PM (d8zPm)
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2024 10:03 PM (BgmlQ)
Posted by: J. Edgar Phallenburger IV at August 14, 2024 10:03 PM (8u1Ia)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 14, 2024 10:04 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 14, 2024 10:04 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Eromero at August 14, 2024 10:04 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: TRex at August 14, 2024 10:02 PM (IQ6Gq)
Showing a little favoritism, maybe?
Posted by: ALH at August 14, 2024 10:04 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Reforger at August 14, 2024 10:04 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Rex B at August 14, 2024 10:04 PM (YAsVi)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 10:04 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2024 10:05 PM (H9y6N)
Posted by: Rex B at August 14, 2024 10:00 PM (YAsVi)
We knew.
Posted by: Suffering Moron Wives at August 14, 2024 10:05 PM (8u1Ia)
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2024 10:05 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Iasonas at August 14, 2024 10:06 PM (2O9Sc)
https://mol.im/a/13742843
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i Musulmani sono sporchi disgraziati #33 at August 14, 2024 10:06 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2024 10:06 PM (H9y6N)
That is the question
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2024 10:05 PM (H9y6N)
What is the answer?
Posted by: ALH at August 14, 2024 10:06 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2024 10:06 PM (BgmlQ)
Posted by: tankdemon
That's the worst excuse for being late, ever.
Posted by: Emmett "Doc" Brown at August 14, 2024 10:06 PM (DgGvY)
https://youtu.be/K2Z9f544geU
Also suitable for the Democrat convention.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 14, 2024 10:06 PM (VNX3d)
For keeping teenaged girls staring at their smartphones.
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2024 10:05 PM (DgGvY)
Well done!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 14, 2024 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
Allegedly to distance itself from the recent assassinations of Hamas' Ismail Haniyeh and Hezbollah's Fuad Shukr:
"Allegedly, the American delegation presented a list with the names of ten Mossad agents within Iran whom the Americans believed were involved in the assassination, directly or indirectly."
A source is claiming that this is Iranian disinformation - if it's not, it is yet another new low for the Biden/Harris Administration.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2024 10:07 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at August 14, 2024 10:07 PM (Y+AMd)
Who of the Horde lives there?
Posted by: Iasonas at August 14, 2024 10:08 PM (2O9Sc)
1) The UN
2) LGBTWTFBBQ+
3) Islam
Posted by: Iasonas at August 14, 2024 10:06 PM (2O9Sc)
4. None of the above.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 14, 2024 10:08 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Rex B
Beginning to suspect all these rapid posters are hanging out on MisHums porch. If so, I hope there is a rather large entrance fee.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 14, 2024 10:09 PM (vJiyU)
@yashar
NEWS
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. sought a meeting last week with Democratic nominee Kamala Harris to discuss the possibility of serving in her administration, perhaps as a Cabinet secretary, if he throws his support behind her campaign and she wins.
Harris and her advisers have not responded with an offer to meet or shown interest in the proposal.
Full Story: https://bit.ly/3X5zf15
4:37 PM · Aug 14, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 14, 2024 10:09 PM (9aVck)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2024 10:07 PM (uxCna)
You expect anything less from them?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2024 10:09 PM (0eaVi)
"This is it boys, this is war. Call the troops out in a hurry."
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2024 10:10 PM (H9y6N)
One of Norm's many classics. Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 14, 2024 10:10 PM (mH6SG)
https://tinyurl.com/4pb7kvf2
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i Musulmani sono sporchi disgraziati #34 at August 14, 2024 10:10 PM (qfLjt)
http://tiny.cc/7wqgzz
(At least I was conscientious enough not to blow the margins.)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2024 10:10 PM (mg48Z)
Posted by: TRex at August 14, 2024 10:02 PM (IQ6Gq)
Showing a little favoritism, maybe?
Posted by: ALH at August 14, 2024 10:04 PM (xJEPL)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 14, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2024 10:11 PM (V0uCH)
"This is it boys, this is war. Call the troops out in a hurry."
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2024 10:10 PM (H9y6N)
We can take it.
Posted by: Barry O at August 14, 2024 10:11 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2024 10:11 PM (H9y6N)
Just a few years ago, I would have thought that the American government burning Mossad agents in Iran to the Iranian government would be impossible.
Now, who knows?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2024 10:11 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: ALH at August 14, 2024 10:12 PM (xJEPL)
Who of the Horde lives there?
Posted by: Iasonas at August 14, 2024 10:08 PM (2O9Sc)
Donald Trump
Posted by: J. Edgar Phallenburger IV at August 14, 2024 10:12 PM (8u1Ia)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2024 10:11 PM (H9y6N)
Let? LET?? Hell no!!!!
They paid us good money for access.
Posted by: DC at August 14, 2024 10:12 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2024 10:11 PM (V0uCH)
or sisters.
Posted by: ALH at August 14, 2024 10:13 PM (xJEPL)
You know, I'm pretty sure someone on his team lurks here. Can't prove it, just a feeling.
Posted by: Iasonas at August 14, 2024 10:13 PM (2O9Sc)
Posted by: Doof at August 14, 2024 10:14 PM (BVpmy)
https://youtu.be/3rNoDxjmi7g?feature=shared
Posted by: Iasonas at August 14, 2024 10:14 PM (2O9Sc)
Posted by: ALH at August 14, 2024 10:14 PM (xJEPL)
She nailed it. That instead of taking questions from the Commie presstitutes, all conservatives should start each interview by throwing their past lies in their teeth, and demanding THEY explain their lying records.
That is exactly what we need. And the spirit should be that of a bulldog: don't let go until the enemy is strangled. (I've never forgotten that chapter of White Fang.) She said Vance did it partly on this past round of Sunday shows, but it should go further.
Now to the content.
Posted by: Eeyore at August 14, 2024 10:15 PM (1bNHn)
Though Bush got some of the attention herself, given her screaming about how she was going to take AIPAC down, most of the focus was on her unsavory (well, more unsavory) associates, including a pro-Palestinian activist who said Bush's opponent had let himself be enslaved by Jews, and who tweeted "I tried to befriend a Jew once. Worst idea ever."
They also highlighted the president of the STL board of aldermen, who thinks that the Jewish lobby was behind the closing of a local paper.
Would've been nice if the average voter had heard anything--at all--about this before the election.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 14, 2024 10:15 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Iasonas at August 14, 2024 10:13 PM (2O9Sc)
they would be wise to do so, to lurk on most blogs and forums to figure out what people are really concerned about.
Of course Bye-then's team probably hung out with "bronies for socialism" forum which explains a lot of the outreach.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2024 10:16 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Rex B
Beginning to suspect all these rapid posters are hanging out on MisHums porch. If so, I hope there is a rather large entrance fee.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 14, 2024 10:09 PM (vJiyU)
Ha. No one here Rat. Living the hermit life has its advantages. Except when one has to leave.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 14, 2024 10:17 PM (QXQ4l)
1) The UN
2) LGBTWTFBBQ+
3) Islam
Posted by: Iasonas at August 14, 2024 10:06 PM (2O9Sc)
I don't see Jesus Christ on the list.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 14, 2024 10:17 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: ALH
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I heard that hunter's laptop is real and he sold access to his father and the big guy was involved!!
So hard to believe...///
Posted by: lin-duh at August 14, 2024 10:17 PM (PZo5T)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2024 10:00 PM (0eaVi)
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He was dropping clues almost every night and we just didn't connect the dots!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 14, 2024 10:18 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2024 10:18 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Dr. T at August 14, 2024 10:15 PM (lHPJf)
The people who vote for these cretins do not care about stuff like this. They support it.
Posted by: ALH at August 14, 2024 10:18 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 14, 2024 10:18 PM (kpS4V)
That's why he was so closed mouthed about it. Getting rid of the evidence.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2024 10:19 PM (0eaVi)
****************
Banned in Britain - an initial version of a limerick
The Hate Is Seenn In Strict New Order Type, (A Cad) Crazed English Politician Threatens Angry British Lads
'Ere And Now Decide Whether It's Lost
Let Nasty Old Tyrants Be Eagerly Tossed
Or Let Everyone Remain A True English Dad
Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 10:19 PM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2024 10:19 PM (11JP3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 10:19 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 14, 2024 10:19 PM (TSQkU)
And here I thought the ONT is where it's at.
https://youtu.be/OOWO--z1S8A?t=18
Good even, alla y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - in with the in cult at August 14, 2024 10:20 PM (czVhg)
Posted by: Doof at August 14, 2024 10:14 PM (BVpmy)
You can question my witness, The Fabulous.
That should be interesting to say the least.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 14, 2024 10:20 PM (QXQ4l)
That photo up top is spectacular. How great is my valley...
I'm pretty sure the Debbie who posted that final sign is related to me... there simply cannot be two persons with the same name and superior (cough) intellect!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 14, 2024 10:20 PM (CiNoz)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 14, 2024 10:20 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2024 10:20 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 14, 2024 10:17 PM (QXQ4l)
I bet Amazon and UPS can find you.
Posted by: ALH at August 14, 2024 10:20 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2024 10:20 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 14, 2024 10:20 PM (CiNoz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2024 10:21 PM (H9y6N)
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2024 10:19 PM (11JP3)
G'Night!
Posted by: ALH at August 14, 2024 10:21 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Male feminists exist because women can't do the job themselves at August 14, 2024 10:21 PM (5UOWV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
Or replumb the entire estate!
Posted by: Some Rat at August 14, 2024 10:22 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Iris at August 14, 2024 10:22 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2024 10:23 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: ALH at August 14, 2024 10:23 PM (xJEPL)
--
The Borderlands movie.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Male feminists exist because women can't do the job themselves
A type of rock?
Posted by: Some Rat at August 14, 2024 10:23 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 14, 2024 10:17 PM (QXQ4l)
I bet Amazon and UPS can find you.
Posted by: ALH at August 14, 2024 10:20 PM (xJEPL)
Only at my request.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 14, 2024 10:23 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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One of my all-time favorite TV sports moments was an interview with a Duke basketball player (Duke, ****ing DUKE) who was asked about his playmaking ability and went on to explain that it was because he's amphibious and can shoot with either hand.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Male feminists exist because women can't do the job themselves at August 14, 2024 10:23 PM (5UOWV)
Looks nerviously around for morons with rope....
Posted by: Iris
If you have to ask.....
Posted by: .....then we have to ask if you'd like a blindfold, too? at August 14, 2024 10:23 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 10:23 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: ALH at August 14, 2024 10:14 PM (xJEPL)
Speaking of lame ducks, I saw something kind of sad today. Went to Red Deer for a doctor appointment, and coming round the off ramp, saw a dead Canada goose lying crumpled on the shoulder of the road, with a half-dozen quite live ones standing watch over it.
The good news: the lump the surgeon cut out of my throat 2 weeks ago was not cancer, but a wart. Bad news? It may eventually regrow, but will not become cancer. No restriction upon my activities.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2024 10:24 PM (kaqWV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2024 10:24 PM (H9y6N)
Looks nerviously around for morons with rope....
Posted by: Iris at August 14, 2024 10:22 PM (n3DpL0)
Anything longer than 3/4 inch, maggot!
Posted by: The Drill Sergeant at August 14, 2024 10:24 PM (mg48Z)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2024 10:24 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2024 10:20 PM (D7oie)
Former describes code. Latter describes data.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 14, 2024 10:24 PM (d8zPm)
That should be interesting to say the least.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 14, 2024 10:20 PM (QXQ4l)
Trust but verify!!
Posted by: Doof at August 14, 2024 10:24 PM (BVpmy)
Dem's dere sum reel book learnin' skillz
Posted by: Iasonas at August 14, 2024 10:24 PM (2O9Sc)
Posted by: ALH at August 14, 2024 10:18 PM (xJEPL)
Well, Bush did lose her election. And according to the news report, it was at least partly because she spent so much time alienating the local Jewish community, which turned out in droves to vote against her.
Though I doubt the new guy will be much better.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 14, 2024 10:25 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Shenanigans at August 14, 2024 10:00 PM
Gave my son a Thomas Sowell book as one of his birthday gifts. Lots of Democrat aunts and uncles that consider themselves highly educated and well read were there.
Not one had even heard of Sowell.
The bubble is nearly impenetrable for some people.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2024 10:25 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: The Serial Killer You Don't Know About at August 14, 2024 10:25 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 10:25 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 14, 2024 10:26 PM (oJbIm)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2024 10:20 PM (D7oie)
I was like the coach not long ago and had no idea what meta meant. But now that I do your post didn't go over my head.
Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2024 10:26 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2024 10:25 PM (HlyYF)
He was cancelled in the 1970s.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 14, 2024 10:26 PM (d8zPm)
"Allegedly, the American delegation presented a list with the names of ten Mossad agents within Iran whom the Americans believed were involved in the assassination, directly or indirectly."
I saw this story, and while I think this administration has the mendacity to do this, I also think it’s idiotic to imagine that the Israelis would ever let the US have access to this level of info. The CIA isn’t good enough to get this out of Mossad on their own.
But what I like to imagine is that the story IS true, and that the first name on the list is Eli Copter.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2024 10:26 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 10:23 PM (v6JzV)
Force? Ha, surely you jest, Not Shirley but Bulgaroctonus
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 14, 2024 10:27 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2024 10:24 PM (kaqWV)
That is good news, indeed! Wonderful!
Posted by: ALH at August 14, 2024 10:27 PM (xJEPL)
Hail and Farewell to Britain
https://youtu.be/3rNoDxjmi7g?feature=shared
Posted by: Iasonas
There's no England now
https://youtu.be/jIS4jouaius
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2024 10:27 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2024 10:24 PM (kaqWV)
Whew! Good news. Especially if you're ever in a coma.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2024 10:27 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2024 10:28 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 14, 2024 10:28 PM (w6EFb)
What's the diff between Mossad and our CIA anyway?
Epstein was probably a Mossad asset that had the goods on many of our deep staters.
Six of one, half dozen of another.
Posted by: Iasonas at August 14, 2024 10:28 PM (2O9Sc)
Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2024 10:28 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2024 10:24 PM (kaqWV)
Whew! Good news. Especially if you're ever in a coma.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2024 10:27 PM (0eaVi)
_______
Excellent news. We got similar news about my wife.
Posted by: Eeyore at August 14, 2024 10:28 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2024 10:29 PM (S6gqv)
https://youtu.be/jIS4jouaius
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2024 10:27 PM (63Dwl)
That's from 5 years ago.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 14, 2024 10:29 PM (d8zPm)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 14, 2024 10:29 PM (w6EFb)
Not one NFL, NBA, or NCAA basketball or football coach would put a DEI hire like that short, fat, weak Secret Service agent on the field. That is because they are trying to win a GAME.
However, most Democrats want to put DEI hires in life-critical jobs like SS, the military, air traffic controllers, fire chiefs, etc.
The average Democrat is dumber than the dumbest football coach!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2024 10:29 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2024 10:00 PM (0eaVi)
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He was dropping clues almost every night and we just didn't connect the dots!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 14, 2024 10:18 PM (kpS4V)
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So you're saying MisHum wasn't really on vacation (notice he didn't do any fishing!) but he was in one of those places getting rid of the bodies of banned Morons?
Posted by: Ciampino - So this is what happens when banned at August 14, 2024 10:29 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2024 10:29 PM (DgGvY)
Not one had even heard of Sowell.
The bubble is nearly impenetrable for some people.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2024 10:25 PM (HlyYF)
Tell them he's a hip black intellectual who's spent his career exposing The System for what it is.
When they express interest and admiration, offer to buy one for each of them as coffee table books.
If they're the type to read once in a while, cross your fingers a few minds get changed. If they're not, wait until one of their liberal friends who *has* heard of Sowell finds it, and let the hilarity ensue.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 14, 2024 10:30 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2024 10:24 PM (kaqWV)
Awesome news.
Tough wait 2 weeks for the results.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 14, 2024 10:30 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 14, 2024 10:28 PM (w6EFb)
The more I hear about Debbie, the more my esteem for her grows.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2024 10:30 PM (mg48Z)
It's a beautiful thing.
Posted by: ALH at August 14, 2024 10:30 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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So you gave your cancer to a poor goose?!?! What did that goose ever do to you??
Posted by: lin-duh at August 14, 2024 10:31 PM (PZo5T)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Oh really? (slides chair closer to Debbie)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 14, 2024 10:31 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Kindltot
I was told there would be no math.
Posted by: ALH at August 14, 2024 10:31 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 14, 2024 10:29 PM (w6EFb)
That would turn them into toads, I guess.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2024 10:31 PM (kaqWV)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Male feminists exist because women can't do the job themselves at August 14, 2024 10:23 PM
The administration should have frog marched that guy off campus!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2024 10:31 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 14, 2024 10:32 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Some Rat
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I'm no expert and I haven't played the game in years, but:
The Borderlands universe is a hugely commercial / oppressively corporate world where every tiny thing is expensive but pretty much cheap throwaway crap, and there are ads and commercial control of almost all elements of society. IIRC the corporations have armies.
People are wondering if the Borderlands movie was made the way it was intentionally as a huge and very clever self-referencing product. Which would not be a terrible idea for the studio to start pushing.
"We meant for it to be this way!"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Male feminists exist because women can't do the job themselves at August 14, 2024 10:32 PM (5UOWV)
Posted by: Ciampino - So this is what happens when banned at August 14, 2024 10:29 PM (qfLjt)
Sounds right. I guess the reason he's hurting was because he had to counteract Len's "special skills" to finish the job.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2024 10:32 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: mindful webworker - winking emoji goes here at August 14, 2024 10:33 PM (czVhg)
Posted by: ALH at August 14, 2024 10:31 PM (xJEPL)
It was AI not math.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 14, 2024 10:33 PM (d8zPm)
What's the diff between Mossad and our CIA anyway?
Both are completely amoral, of course. But…
Mossad are serious and dangerous people who know this is a real war. CIA are mainly Ivy League dilettantes who are good at languages and transcribe local newspapers to pretend they’re doing something useful, while they plot against their own government.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2024 10:33 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: ALH
Shhh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting Hunter!
Posted by: Elmer Fudd
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 14, 2024 10:33 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: TRex at August 14, 2024 10:33 PM (IQ6Gq)
Sounds like Wal-Mart
Posted by: Iasonas at August 14, 2024 10:33 PM (2O9Sc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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The cancer part is great news, but this part is probably the best. I've never met you but I get the feeling you'd die quickly if you were ever told to stop doing stuff.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Male feminists exist because women can't do the job themselves at August 14, 2024 10:33 PM (5UOWV)
Posted by: ALH at August 14, 2024 10:33 PM (xJEPL)
Franklin Graham isn't happy about it.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2024 10:33 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2024 10:24 PM (kaqWV)
Cool, that means you'll live long enough to buy and enjoy this absolutely original mint black Studebaker golden hawk thats going up for sale by me. The owner died 2 days ago, and the kids will probably sell it. Of course you'll probably need a 2nd mortgage...maybe the broom stick of some ugly witch....and uh, well you know.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2024 10:34 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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You don't want to choke him...
Posted by: lin-duh at August 14, 2024 10:34 PM (PZo5T)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Does this mean you can play piano now?
Posted by: ALH at August 14, 2024 10:34 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 10:35 PM (v6JzV)
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I don't know when the franchise started, but I'm guessing early 2000s or so. So I'm sure it was an inspiration.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Male feminists exist because women can't do the job themselves at August 14, 2024 10:35 PM (5UOWV)
If you listen very, very, very carefully, you can hear soft, but decidedly rapturous squeals from each piece of luggage when it emerges on the belt from the realm of Baggage Transport Hell. Usually, however, the thumping, clunking, and loud thrumming of the conveyor belt drowns out their joyful paeans to freedom. But they do happen, nonetheless.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2024 10:35 PM (S9Md5)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
So Duke really does offer underwater basket weaving.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 14, 2024 10:35 PM (KAi1n)
Living the AOS lifestyle obviously has some advantages.
P.S. My saddest crumpled road-side viewing, was a momma raccoon with six smaller crumpled bodies arrayed around her.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2024 10:36 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Dr. T at August 14, 2024 10:36 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 10:36 PM (v6JzV)
--
And this was a long time ago. Pre-2000 if I had to guess.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Male feminists exist because women can't do the job themselves at August 14, 2024 10:36 PM (5UOWV)
anunreliablesource
My heart gets heavy thinking about the giant trash island in the ocean.
anarchoblake
Yeah england is a joke
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2024 10:37 PM (S6gqv)
A source is claiming that this is Iranian disinformation - if it's not, it is yet another new low for the Biden/Harris Administration.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2024 10:07 PM (uxCna)
***
Heh.
The delegation had better pray to whatever god they embrace that it is disinformation. It should be. I doubt Mossad and the Agency share that much data.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2024 10:37 PM (W/lyH)
It is the British Consulate in Barcelona.
Black British bartender dies in a jetski accident. Mysteries bubble up.
British diplomat chick is a petite white woman, whose boyfriend is stationed in Poland.
Turns out the boyfriend is, of course, black.
3% of the UK is black.
Just tell a fucking story without shoving improbable character characteristics down my throat.
I don't care about your DEI casting policies.
Sigh.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 14, 2024 10:37 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2024 10:37 PM (mg48Z)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2024 10:24 PM (kaqWV)
* * * *
Praise God! That is terrific news!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 14, 2024 10:38 PM (CiNoz)
Posted by: ALH at August 14, 2024 10:33 PM (xJEPL)
He brought his pencil -- give him something to write on!
Posted by: Doof at August 14, 2024 10:38 PM (BVpmy)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2024 10:20 PM (D7oie)
----
Here's the dictionary:
Recursion: see Recursion
Self-referential: This
Posted by: Ciampino - So this is what happens when a Moron is banned? at August 14, 2024 10:38 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 10:38 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at August 14, 2024 10:01 PM (vaskf)
I demand to know who promoted me!
I don't want the reprobate job, I just wanna stay a low-life.
Posted by: RickZ at August 14, 2024 10:39 PM (gKDq2)
https://youtu.be/3rNoDxjmi7g?feature=shared
Posted by: Iasonas
These Three Things...
Posted by: Reforger at August 14, 2024 10:39 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Wooderson at August 14, 2024 10:40 PM (Aqu9a)
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I will forgive almost all other absurdities if they make Polack jokes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Male feminists exist because women can't do the job themselves at August 14, 2024 10:40 PM (5UOWV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 10:40 PM (v6JzV)
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One of the professors in law school was a former footballer. All his legal presentations included football metaphors.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 14, 2024 10:40 PM (L/fGl)
Sigh.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 14, 2024 10:37 PM (ufFY
This.
I am discovering the channel changer.
Eff 'em!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2024 10:40 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Ciampino - So this is what happens when banned at August 14, 2024 10:29 PM (qfLjt)
Sounds right. I guess the reason he's hurting was because he had to counteract Len's "special skills" to finish the job.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2024 10:32 PM (0eaVi)
***SNORT*** Len & QdpSteve, the odd couple.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 14, 2024 10:40 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 14, 2024 10:41 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Livia Drusilla at August 14, 2024 10:41 PM (NcHb9)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 10:41 PM (v6JzV)
The first part of that song is an anti-abortion message, but I bet you knew that
Posted by: Iasonas at August 14, 2024 10:42 PM (2O9Sc)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
That is sad. I almost hit a deer on the freeway just north of S.F. last year. Aside from scaring the sh!t outta me, it really saddened me to think about a deer in agony on the side of the freeway.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 14, 2024 10:42 PM (KAi1n)
1) The UN
2) LGBTWTFBBQ+
3) Islam
None of the above.
However, if forced to choose, #3, with the proviso that I get to watch #3 put #1 and especially #2 though the woodchippers first.
Posted by: Chuck C at August 14, 2024 10:42 PM (yOPBE)
Posted by: ALH at August 14, 2024 10:42 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2024 10:34 PM (VwHCD)
This is probably going to be more difficult now than it was a year or so ago. I am assuming the Pelosis increased security quote a bit after the hammer man incident.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2024 10:42 PM (mg48Z)
Posted by: Livia Drusilla at August 14, 2024 10:41 PM (NcHb9)
And they call it the next frontier in civil rights.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 14, 2024 10:43 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2024 10:43 PM (W/lyH)
* sometime in the past 48 hours
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 14, 2024 10:43 PM (d8zPm)
Posted by: Doof at August 14, 2024 10:43 PM (BVpmy)
Posted by: Anal Wart at August 14, 2024 10:43 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 14, 2024 10:03 PM (CHHv1)
Have you read Lucifer's Hammer?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 14, 2024 10:44 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2024 10:34 PM (VwHCD)
Hah! I drove my Studebaker convertible today, much of the trip on gravel back roads. It was great.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2024 10:44 PM (kaqWV)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2024 10:43 PM (W/lyH)
I sent a cursive workbook to the grandgirl. She enjoyed it.
Posted by: ALH at August 14, 2024 10:44 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2024 10:30 PM (mg48Z)
She thinks Tim Walz is her daddy and she wants to do him.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 14, 2024 10:44 PM (w6EFb)
Is there a chance a significant portion of the Democrat party has a "Neo-Nazi living in mom's basement" level of visceral hatred for Jews?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2024 10:44 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Dr. T at August 14, 2024 10:44 PM (lHPJf)
Go ask Bob Dole
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2024 10:21 PM (H9y6N)
Missed the opportunity to sock that as "Bob Dole."
Posted by: GWB at August 14, 2024 10:44 PM (CrXxA)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
He was dropping clues almost every night and we just didn't connect the dots!
Posted by: All Hail Eris
So you're saying MisHum wasn't really on vacation (notice he didn't do any fishing!) but he was in one of those places getting rid of the bodies of banned Morons?
Posted by: Ciampino
You asked for it?
https://youtu.be/PtILE58tmvI
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2024 10:44 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2024 10:18 PM (B1dzx)
You'll really get him with 'onomatopoeia'. He'll be looking for the john.
Posted by: RickZ at August 14, 2024 10:45 PM (gKDq2)
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And this was a long time ago. Pre-2000 if I had to guess.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Male feminists exist because women can't do the job themselves at August 14, 2024 10:36 PM (5UOWV)
*****
2028 Olympics
Posted by: Willie Brown at August 14, 2024 10:45 PM (yHBdM)
Recursion: see Recursion
Self-referential: This
Posted by: Ciampino - So this is what happens when a Moron is banned? at August 14, 2024 10:38 PM (qfLjt)
Are you doing the Adam West phone book thing?
Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2024 10:45 PM (mg48Z)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2024 10:43 PM (W/lyH)
I sent a cursive workbook to the grandgirl. She enjoyed it.
Posted by: ALH
Let me guess. You told her it was a secret code that most other kids couldn't understand.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 14, 2024 10:45 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 14, 2024 10:45 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: ALH at August 14, 2024 10:46 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Iasonas at August 14, 2024 10:46 PM (2O9Sc)
I don't care about your DEI casting policies.
Sigh.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 14, 2024 10:37 PM (ufFY
The British film and television industry tells you to smile and be happy it is your teeth that see it first.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2024 10:47 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2024 10:47 PM (D7oie)
When I was growing up I remember we actually had an "Avon" Lady that came to our house. I think she had a turquoise suit that she wore and had a blue bag.
When my mom worked downtown, she had a side gig as as a distributor for an Avon lady who sold everything at cost - her deal was selling so much that way that she got amazing bonuses.
Posted by: Iris at August 14, 2024 10:47 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 14, 2024 10:45 PM (VNX3d)
That, plus it was loaded with corny jokes, which she loves.
Posted by: ALH at August 14, 2024 10:47 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2024 10:44 PM (HlyYF)
Saw a good explanation of this yesterday from Gadi Taub being interviewed by Quillette (on youtube). Unfortunately there are about 6 recent interviews with him and I don't remember which one. He used to write for Haaretz until they booted him off the paper. His opinions are close to Caroline Glick's without the hysteria.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 14, 2024 10:48 PM (d8zPm)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2024 10:48 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 14, 2024 10:42 PM
My oldest daughter called me in tears after hitting a deer with her Toyota Corolla.
Asked me to pick her up and bring a gun, because she watched the buck's face go right past her door window.
I did NOT in fact need the gun.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2024 10:48 PM (HlyYF)
The first part of that song is an anti-abortion message, but I bet you knew that
Posted by: Iasonas at August 14, 2024 10:42 PM (2O9Sc)
I'm guilty and so therefore condemed
But killing babies must come to an end.
Posted by: Reforger at August 14, 2024 10:49 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2024 10:24 PM (kaqWV)
Why was that sad?
Sorry, but I'm having to shoot the things (with a slingshot) to keep them from s**tting all over my driveway. They are nuisances - essentially vermin. And they come in bunches of 50-80, so I do a lot of shooting.
Posted by: GWB at August 14, 2024 10:49 PM (CrXxA)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 14, 2024 10:50 PM (k1Qly)
Not one had even heard of Sowell.
The bubble is nearly impenetrable for some people.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2024 10:25 PM (HlyYF)
Makes sense. Thomas Sowell is the wrong kind of black person for the media to exploit. So your Democrat relatives have never heard of him.
Do they even know who Ben Carson is? Another one of those 'bad' black guys. You know, intelligent and successful.
Posted by: RickZ at August 14, 2024 10:50 PM (gKDq2)
First spell it right, like what's a meta for?
a meta is like for Organic Chemists to name shit like meta-dinitrobenzene so like forgetaboutit.
Meta is not rubbery like para, see?
Posted by: Ciampino - So this is what happens when a Moron is banned? Yep at August 14, 2024 10:50 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 14, 2024 10:50 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Ciampino - So this is what happens when a Moron is banned? Yep at August 14, 2024 10:50 PM (qfLjt)
Does it make you itch?
Posted by: ALH at August 14, 2024 10:51 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 14, 2024 10:44 PM (w6EFb)
Well that totally obliterated any respect I had for her.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2024 10:51 PM (mg48Z)
I'll be wearing my Trump Las Vegas shirt that I bought at the hotel there.
Should be interesting.
Posted by: Iasonas at August 14, 2024 10:51 PM (2O9Sc)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2024 10:43 PM
My wife teaches at a low-income middle school. The teachers leave notes written in cursive to each other on desks and classroom doors because it is an unbreakable code to the student body.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2024 10:51 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: GWB at August 14, 2024 10:49 PM (CrXxA)
Damn! I hate when winter comes and those darn Canucks take over the resort areas in town. But, discharging a firearm in a congested area is agin the law.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2024 10:52 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: lin-duh at August 14, 2024 10:52 PM (PZo5T)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2024 10:51 PM (HlyYF)
FIFY
Posted by: Iasonas at August 14, 2024 10:52 PM (2O9Sc)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il giorno e troppo lungo #01 at August 14, 2024 10:53 PM (qfLjt)
When I was growing up I remember we actually had an "Avon" Lady that came to our house. I think she had a turquoise suit that she wore and had a blue bag.
When my mom worked downtown, she had a side gig as as a distributor for an Avon lady who sold everything at cost - her deal was selling so much that way that she got amazing bonuses.
Posted by: Iris at August 14, 2024 10:47 PM (n3DL0)
My aunt was an avon lady which seems like 1000 years ago. She used to give us trinkets all the time. I think I still have some of them new in the box somewhere. Damn things are probably 50 years old.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2024 10:53 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2024 10:24 PM (kaqWV)
Congratulations. Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
Posted by: RickZ at August 14, 2024 10:53 PM (gKDq2)
“If that was ever the path he was to take, I think that would be tremendous,” Harbaugh told USA TODAY. “He’d be a tremendous coach, if that’s the path he chose.”
During an interview Harbaugh said shortly after he returned to the NFL in January, he talked to Kaepernick about joining the Chargers in a non-playing capacity. Yet in the months since, there’s been no movement on the possibility.
“Yeah, we talked a little bit about it,” Harbaugh said. “He’s considering it."
Harbaugh indicated that Kaepernick’s inglorious exit from the NFL – for which the league should be ashamed of – wouldn’t be an issue for him if the quarterback opted to return in a coaching capacity. The Chargers coach is keenly aware of Kaepernick's stature as a civil rights activist and the respect earned with a large swath of society.
“I see him as a hero,” Harbaugh said. “Heroes get no days off. And he’s being a hero right now and he’s not getting any days off. It’s not for me to choose what path he takes. That’s his decision.”
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 14, 2024 10:54 PM (9aVck)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 14, 2024 10:44 PM
Yep.
That particular scenario would wipe out most of the Democrats and leave most of the Republicans.
Of course, the survivors had useful skills, wits, prepper assets, and firearms and ammo!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2024 10:54 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2024 10:55 PM (RIvkX)
Chingis Khan: To hear your enemy say "super easy, barely an inconvenience" when you somehow missed the setup so it catches you off guard.
Posted by: Tom Perry at August 14, 2024 10:56 PM (MX0bI)
Asking for a friend
Posted by: Iasonas at August 14, 2024 10:56 PM (2O9Sc)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il giorno e troppo lungo #01 at August 14, 2024 10:53 PM (qfLjt)
Fuller Brush. I remember salesmen coming around our neighborhood.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2024 10:56 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 14, 2024 10:57 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2024 10:57 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Get a clay pigeon thrower, and load it with Canadian bacon. You might be able to move them into a different area, and out of your way. If they're vegans, you might need sliced eggplant or pineapple.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 14, 2024 10:57 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 14, 2024 10:54 PM (9aVck)
I see him as a commie sh*tbag.
I guess we can agree to disagree coach.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2024 10:57 PM (W/lyH)
Franklin Graham isn't happy about it.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2024 10:33 PM (W/lyH)
That is so low of them, but I'm not surprised.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 14, 2024 10:59 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: GWB at August 14, 2024 10:49 PM (CrXxA)
Damn! I hate when winter comes and those darn Canucks take over the resort areas in town. But, discharging a firearm in a congested area is agin the law.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2024 10:52 PM (0eaVi)
We get overrun with the things in winter. My old house had a lake behind it, and another down the street, so it was crazy. One of my friends commented one time "I thought they flew south for the winter" I said they're from canada you frigging assclown, this *IS* south for the winter.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2024 11:00 PM (VwHCD)
Asking for a friend
Posted by: Iasonas at August 14, 2024 10:56 P
Avon went broke first?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2024 11:00 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 14, 2024 10:54 PM (9aVck)
There's my cue . . .
Posted by: Zombie Aunty Entity at August 14, 2024 11:00 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 14, 2024 11:00 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 14, 2024 10:54 PM (9aVck)
That hero ain't nothing but a shit sandwich.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2024 11:01 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2024 11:01 PM (63Dwl)
anunreliablesource
My heart gets heavy thinking about the giant trash island in the ocean.
...
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2024 10:37 PM (S6gqv)
Any one want to tell her the trash island is from China?
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 14, 2024 11:01 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 14, 2024 10:03 PM (CHHv1)
Have you read Lucifer's Hammer?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 14, 2024 10:44 PM (FnneF)
Or read Revelations 8:8
“The second angel blew his trumpet, and something like a great mountain, burning with fire, was thrown into the sea, and a third of the sea became blood.”
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2024 11:01 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2024 11:02 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Gomez Addams at August 14, 2024 11:02 PM (n18Zj)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2024 10:53 PM (VwHCD)
That's so sweet! I have a pair of heart flag earrings that are avon.
Posted by: Iris at August 14, 2024 11:03 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2024 10:53 PM (VwHCD)
Some people collect that stuff, eBay maybe.
Anyway, one of my high school classmates sold Avon. I bought Shell nail polish and a Bird of Paradise roll-on perfume.
Funny I remember it so clearly - that was back in 1971.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 14, 2024 11:04 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 14, 2024 10:57 PM (VNX3d)
I suspect he's talking about geese but you probably knew that.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 14, 2024 11:05 PM (d8zPm)
Posted by: Iasonas at August 14, 2024 11:05 PM (2O9Sc)
Metaphor... that's when you are first introduced to a chick who is borderline Ugly.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 14, 2024 11:06 PM (xaFKb)
Intro disclaimer. They're 21 & headed toward professions.
1) They can't read cursive. Might as well be Cuneiform.
Whenever we spend time together, watching a movie or talking, I make startling new discoveries, about lacunae in their educational backgrounds!
2) Joseph Conrad. Who?
3) The game of bridge. Never heard of it. Don't even know it's a card game. One thing not to take any interest in bridge. That's OK. But it's another thing not to know what it IS.
Posted by: mnw at August 14, 2024 11:06 PM (NLIak)
A border collie!
Had a buddy with several ponds on his property. When the geese start flying into the yard, his border collie lies flat on the floor at the glass storm door.
When he opens the door, the dog is off like a shot.
When he comes back, he is swelled with pride for herding the "bad sheep" off of the property!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2024 11:06 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 14, 2024 11:06 PM (w6EFb)
This is August, if you were in Loozyanna (or deep East Texas) this is the month you can start using a slingshot to knock down the giant flying cockroaches in your living room.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2024 11:07 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at August 14, 2024 11:07 PM (zdYK9)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 14, 2024 11:07 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2024 11:02 PM (63Dwl)
Exactly, baby.
Posted by: Oddball at August 14, 2024 11:07 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 14, 2024 11:05 PM (d8zPm)
Geese?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2024 11:07 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2024 11:07 PM (0eaVi)
I stand corrected. Canadian liberals (most of us) also sh*t all over everything. I've stopped inviting them in.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 14, 2024 11:09 PM (d8zPm)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il giorno e troppo lungo #01 at August 14, 2024 10:53 PM (qfLjt)
Amway?
Posted by: RickZ at August 14, 2024 11:09 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2024 11:09 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: ALH at August 14, 2024 11:10 PM (xJEPL)
Well then we should probably carve his face into a mountain ... along with Marx, Lenin, and Stalin!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2024 11:10 PM (HlyYF)
I don't care about your DEI casting policies.
Sigh.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 14, 2024 10:37 PM (ufFY
Mr. S pointed out to me that there seems to be nothing I can enjoy in the entertainment world, when I was griping about a character being a prototype of Girl Bosses in a '74 novel he had ordered.
He's not wrong.
Posted by: sal at August 14, 2024 11:10 PM (0w7qT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Ironically, his superhero name would be The Privilege.
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2024 11:10 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Migratory Fowler at August 14, 2024 11:10 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2024 10:18 PM (B1dzx)
All will be forgiven if the Saints have a winning season.
Posted by: javems at August 14, 2024 11:11 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: mnw at August 14, 2024 11:06 PM (NLIak)
There's a lot of card games I don't think people play much anymore. Canasta, Spades, Hearts, Crazy 8s, War, Pinochle, Cribbage, Whist, a lot.
Posted by: RickZ at August 14, 2024 11:14 PM (gKDq2)
1) The UN
2) LGBTWTFBBQ+
3) Islam
Posted by: Iasonas
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4) Liechtenstein. Because they already hold that position anyway. From what I gather, his serene highness Prince Hans -Adam II, Fürst von und zu Liechtenstein, is an amiable sort of monarch, with a very hands-off approach to wielding his powers.
A telling point - during the most recent time that Liechtenstein sent troops off to battle, in 1866, a company of 80 men were dispatched to act in support of Austria. They returned home unscathed with 81 men. The 81st guy was someone they encountered and befriended, and he came back to Liechtenstein with them. It kinda says something when a foreign force invades your territory and you find them so likable that you pull up stakes and march along with them. Their national anthem Oben am jungen Rhein, is pretty awesome too.
Posted by: John Drake Is Waiting For Something To Happen On The Sea Of Azov at August 14, 2024 11:14 PM (tmPIh)
The game "bridge" got mentioned when I told them that Omar Sharif was once an international bridge champion.
Posted by: mnw at August 14, 2024 11:14 PM (NLIak)
I needed a reset on my music. Been a couple of years since I've spun Dead Again.
This stone's called Apophis.
It brings Apocolypse.
They never got the recognition they deserved.
Posted by: Reforger at August 14, 2024 11:15 PM (xcIvR)
Asking for a friend"
Avon doesn't force you into their scheme at the point of a gun.
Posted by: Ripley at August 14, 2024 11:15 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: RickZ at August 14, 2024 11:14 PM (gKDq2)
Cribbage is an excellent game for 2,3, or 4 players. I think it is regarded as mathematically perfect.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2024 11:16 PM (kaqWV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 10:40 PM (v6JzV)
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You mean Santa has a brother?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il giorno e troppo lungo #02 at August 14, 2024 11:17 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2024 11:17 PM (63Dwl)
You're welcome.
Dead Again is one of my absolute favorite albums of all time.
I recently bought a Jeep Wrangler and I got a custom spare tire cover made. It's the Type O Negative symbol. Heh.
Posted by: Iasonas at August 14, 2024 11:18 PM (2O9Sc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2024 11:18 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2024 11:18 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Iris at August 14, 2024 11:03 PM (n3DL0)
Well thank god she didn't give me pair of those. lol
This reminds of a funny story. One thing they gave me was some kind of cologne, and why you give that to a 10 year old kid was a mystery. Anyway, it was a brown glass bottle shaped like a horse, and there was a shiny gold cowboy that sat on top of the horse. There was a hole in the bottom of the cowboy's butt that fit over the cap of the horse bottle. One 4th of July me and my brother were looking for things to blow up with firecrackers. I looked at the horse and thought hmm, I'm gonna blow up that cowboy. I popped off the cowboy and inside the hole was yet another hole that was smaller and deeper that fit a firecracker perfectly. Oh this is perfect. We stuck a firecracker in and lit it. Well it was pretty tough plastic, so it didn't grenade, but it shot about 10 feet up. Sooo, the rest of the afternoon was spent launching our cowboy rocket. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2024 11:18 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Jen the original at August 14, 2024 11:20 PM (ZI87j)
Posted by: mnw at August 14, 2024 11:14 PM (NLIak)
And did they know who he was, or heard of any of his movies?
My mom and one of her friends were talking about him when Dr. Zhivago came out, and she said "He has bedroom eyes." I wondered what that might mean.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 14, 2024 11:21 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2024 11:21 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2024 11:16 PM (kaqWV)
Cribbage is my favorite game; it was pretty much the only thing my Dad and I had in common, we could play cribbage together. A nickel a point and you can be in a hole real quick.
Posted by: RickZ at August 14, 2024 11:22 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2024 11:16 PM (kaqWV)
I love cribbage, but Publius doesn't play games.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 14, 2024 11:24 PM (w6EFb)
That's a terrible choice to inflict on HS kids, btw, imo. Not that there's anything wrong with it.
But he wrote some stuff that was a lot more exciting.
Posted by: mnw at August 14, 2024 11:25 PM (NLIak)
He's not wrong.
Posted by: sal at August 14, 2024 11:10 PM
Rotten Tomatoes has now become an excellent screening tool for new movies.
Any movie with a high Tomatometer (critics score), and a low audience score is guaranteed to be terrible movie to any Moron.
The critics love woke shit, just for being woke.
For example, Star Wars: The Acolyte is 78% on the critics score and 18% on the audience score.
A movie with a low critic score and a high audience score is very likely to be a Moron romp flick.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2024 11:25 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 14, 2024 11:25 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 14, 2024 11:26 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2024 11:26 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2024 11:18 PM (VwHCD)
You never know when you'll find the best toy ever.
When Inspector and I were in the Hill Country last weekend we saw a sign for a "heavy metal comedy club" called Ragnar's. Naturally, we both thought you might find that funny.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 14, 2024 11:26 PM (s9EYN)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 14, 2024 11:21 PM (w6EFb)
Sharif played tournament bridge, which is a serious player's game. I roomed with some friends who were bridge fiends, and some of them played in or directed tournaments in which he played.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2024 11:26 PM (kaqWV)
Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
Real price controls have never been tried.
Quote
Philip Melanchthon Wegmann
@PhilipWegmann·52m
News: Harris to propose “federal ban on corporate price-gouging” on groceries and “impose stiff penalties in the food industry,” campaign announces.
Harris will propose, what her campaign bills as “the first-ever federal ban on price gouging on food and groceries—setting clear rules of the road to make clear that big corporations can’t unfairly exploit consumers to run up excessive corporate profits on food and groceries.”
The campaign singles out the “highly consolidated” meat-packing industry, noting how just four meat processors control the market and arguing “the lack of competition gives these middlemen the power to drive down earnings for farmers while driving up prices for consumers.”
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 14, 2024 11:26 PM (9aVck)
Posted by: mnw at August 14, 2024 11:27 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 14, 2024 11:28 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 14, 2024 11:26 PM (s9EYN)
It is pretty funny. I spent my entire life around metal comedy clubs. We used to call them bands. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2024 11:29 PM (VwHCD)
They were my first delivery contract.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2024 11:29 PM (4l0Kv)
Posted by: javems at August 14, 2024 11:29 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 14, 2024 11:26 PM (9aVck)
Who could have foreseen all those companies going out of business? It's a mystery, it is.
Posted by: The Ds at August 14, 2024 11:29 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2024 11:29 PM (63Dwl)
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Waiting for numb nutz to come over here an spring a warrant on Anne Barnhardt.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2024 11:31 PM (4l0Kv)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 14, 2024 11:31 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2024 11:31 PM (4l0Kv)
Which one has the bigger dick?
Posted by: Iasonas at August 14, 2024 11:32 PM (2O9Sc)
I was just watching that video of Turbo Timmy Tampon's paintball shock-troops shooting MN residents with paintballs for being out on their porches during Timmy's stay inside orders.
This is America? Yep, that's America under lunatic elite rule.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2024 11:32 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2024 11:18 PM (63Dwl)
I liked him in those Major League movies. Also on Mr. Belvedere. But mostly those old Miller Lite commercials
Posted by: Doof at August 14, 2024 11:33 PM (BVpmy)
Posted by: John Drake Is Waiting For Something To Happen On The Sea Of Azov at August 14, 2024 11:34 PM (tmPIh)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 14, 2024 11:26 PM (9aVck)
I believe that was the plan. Food freedom is something Trump ought to pounce on.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 14, 2024 11:34 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2024 11:29 PM (VwHCD)
We all laughed at each other.
My band was Fatal Existence. The most famous band that never got past the "where's the beer?" part of playing together.
Posted by: Reforger at August 14, 2024 11:34 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: RickZ
I learned pan from my grandmother. It was a fun game but I long forgot how to play.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 14, 2024 11:35 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: javems at August 14, 2024 11:35 PM (8I4hW)
Of course being outside is the safest place to be during such a thing. Air changeover big time compared to inside and enclosed space.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2024 11:35 PM (w6EFb)
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Posted by: Iasonas at August 14, 2024 11:36 PM (2O9Sc)
Posted by: Reforger at August 14, 2024 11:36 PM (xcIvR)
They are amoral assholes and pieces of shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 14, 2024 11:36 PM (4Med0)
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20 bucks, same as in town.
Posted by: Obligatory at August 14, 2024 11:37 PM (fs1hN)
However
If Frau Harris & Stumpf Walz win our path and responsibility will be equally clear.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2024 11:37 PM (4l0Kv)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 14, 2024 11:37 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: javems at August 14, 2024 11:38 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Iasonas at August 14, 2024 11:39 PM (2O9Sc)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 14, 2024 11:39 PM (4Med0)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2024 11:40 PM (4l0Kv)
Posted by: John Drake Is Waiting For Something To Happen On The Sea Of Azov at August 14, 2024 11:40 PM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Iasonas at August 14, 2024 11:40 PM (2O9Sc)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2024 11:41 PM (4l0Kv)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2024 11:31 PM (4l0Kv)
It's "Ann" not "Anne".
https://www.barnhardt.biz/
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 14, 2024 11:42 PM (d8zPm)
Posted by: Iasonas at August 14, 2024 11:39 PM (2O9Sc)
Myron Floren used to play for Lawrence Welk. He was a real mo'fo' of an accordion player.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 14, 2024 11:42 PM (07QK6)
Posted by: RickZ at August 14, 2024 11:42 PM (gKDq2)
Then they're going to hit the gas mfgs with windfall profits tax.
The money will go to more EV failure theater. Their friends will get richer. It's all a con.
Posted by: torabora at August 14, 2024 11:42 PM (yHBdM)
Posted by: Doof at August 14, 2024 11:33 PM
I loved those ads.
When faced with a seemingly immovable object, I frequently say "No problem, Bert!"
Cracks my brother up every time.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2024 11:42 PM (HlyYF)
I was just watching that video of Turbo Timmy Tampon's paintball shock-troops shooting MN residents with paintballs for being out on their porches during Timmy's stay inside orders.
This is America? Yep, that's America under lunatic elite rule.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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It was shocking. People tolerated that. Is that how people are going to react when Kamala's boys march down the street with real weapons?
Shades of Warsaw.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2024 11:44 PM (4l0Kv)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 14, 2024 11:37 PM (KAi1n)
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Yet another Republican idea stolen.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2024 11:47 PM (RIvkX)
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Unburdened from the bourbon that has been drunk.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2024 11:48 PM (bU3p+)
Real price controls have never been tried.
Quote
Just how stupid are these people?
Never mind. Rhetorical question.
Commie fu*ks.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2024 11:48 PM (W/lyH)
So Harris is going Richard Nixon with the price controls?
Posted by: SFGoth
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Yet another Republican idea stolen.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Might bring back the 55mph speed limit.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2024 11:49 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2024 11:49 PM (63Dwl)
Except for electric cars. They don't use any energy.
/s
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2024 11:51 PM (D59F4)
Here's link to a photo of a trio of absolutely archtypical AWFLS that were there:
http://tiny.cc/f3rgzz
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2024 11:52 PM (XeU6L)
Meanwhile commercial real estate is falling to 10% 20% of pre Build Back Better. Property tax collections are being set up for collapse as 48% of property tax goes to schools.
Teachers got 20%+ raises during covid with bail out money.
What cannot go on, won't.
Posted by: torabora at August 14, 2024 11:52 PM (yHBdM)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 14, 2024 11:54 PM (mH6SG)
http://tiny.cc/f3rgzz
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2024 11:52 PM (XeU6L)
None of 'em would fetch twenty bucks, even in town.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2024 11:54 PM (D59F4)
Posted by: John Drake
My grandmother played Sheepshead, which is apparently "American Schafkopf."
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2024 11:57 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2024 12:00 AM (D59F4)
Kwon Jin Lee, of South Korea, leads a chant in support of Donald Trump after singing “I’m proud to be an American” across from the line of people waiting to see the presidential candidate at his rally in Asheville, August 14, 2024. Lee traveled to Asheville from Tennessee for the rally with his church group.
Pic: http://tiny.cc/l4rgzz
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2024 12:00 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 15, 2024 12:02 AM (4l0Kv)
Posted by: mikeski doesn't actually wonder at August 15, 2024 12:02 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: mikeski doesn't actually wonder at August 15, 2024 12:02 AM (DgGvY)
If I have to sell it for less than it costs me to make it, I won't make it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2024 12:03 AM (D59F4)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2024 12:04 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2024 12:03 AM (D59F4)
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You sound like a Kulak, comrade.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2024 12:05 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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The day hoarders clean out the garage, and the shed, and the house.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 15, 2024 12:08 AM (4l0Kv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Feature, not bug
Posted by: Bidenomics at August 15, 2024 12:09 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Miklos, who hates nobody, but despises many at August 15, 2024 12:09 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2024 10:52 PM (0eaVi)
Hence the slingshot. (Also, air rifles/pistols are not considered "firearms.")
Posted by: GWB at August 15, 2024 12:10 AM (CrXxA)
All.prices go to the highest set limit.
Production declines.
Supply dwindles.
Black markets spring up.
Profits!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2024 12:10 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Gummint Subsidy APPROVED
Posted by: Secretary of Miklos at August 15, 2024 12:12 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 15, 2024 12:12 AM (4l0Kv)
Posted by: Barky at August 15, 2024 12:13 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Braenyard
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.36 lead shot.
Posted by: Barky at August 15, 2024 12:14 AM (XeU6L)
AOP, I think the 3-wire sensor works this way. Two wires are DC power and ground (what voltage, 12V, or maybe 5V for the newer systems driven off the computer), and the third wire is the return that sends a signal based on speed.
What that signal is, I don't know. Is it pulses. Maybe for the older units.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 15, 2024 12:15 AM (w6EFb)
It may be the 2 terminal magnetic pickup just doesn't have the voltage per pulse to be seen by the 3-wire unit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 15, 2024 12:17 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Barky at August 15, 2024 12:18 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Three ten foot tubes per side attached to a leather sling pocket.
24 foot stretch, and a 6 ounce water balloon will hit the Tri Delt sorority from the Sigma Chi fraternity. Best done in May when the ladies on sun bathing on their sun porch.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2024 12:19 AM (W/lyH)
I posted FBI broke into a business to drop a deuce and seconds later got the hammer.
YT is a disgusting bunch but the content creators are wonderful.
Posted by: torabora at August 15, 2024 12:20 AM (yHBdM)
_INN
Posted by: Braenyard at August 15, 2024 12:21 AM (4l0Kv)
Posted by: Barky at August 15, 2024 12:21 AM (XeU6L)
In its day it was unsurpassed for its social acceptability. Being a very good bridge player was a major advantage. As such, it was largely seen by a more hip generation as a mechanism for sucking up -- not the only pastime to go out of vogue that way.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 15, 2024 12:21 AM (zdLoL)
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - WorldView Legion 3 & 4 -
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFB - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: August 15, 2024
Launch Time: 9:00 a.m. EDT, 1300 UTC, 15:00 CEST
Launch Window: 9:00 a.m. EDT til 10:00 a.m. EDT
https://www.youtube.com/live/o12UhwZY4gQ
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il giorno e troppo lungo #03 at August 15, 2024 12:21 AM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/9wj95d7
Posted by: Methos at August 15, 2024 12:22 AM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Miklos can make up shit like J M Keyes at August 15, 2024 12:22 AM (lSyD7)
_X
__________
They didn't spoil her event.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 15, 2024 12:23 AM (4l0Kv)
_INN
Posted by: Braenyard at August 15, 2024 12:21 AM (4l0Kv)
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Columbia is a cesspool
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2024 12:24 AM (RIvkX)
AOP-
If the sender is 3-wire, it might well be a Hall Effect device that detected magnetic pulses within it's pinion-driven housing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2024 12:24 AM (XeU6L)
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - WorldView Legion 3 & 4 -
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFB - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: August 15, 2024
Launch Time: 9:00 a.m. EDT, 1300 UTC, 15:00 CEST
Launch Window: 9:00 a.m. EDT til 10:00 a.m. EDT
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Would it be too much to ask for them to swing by the ISS and give a lift to the Starliner castaways?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 15, 2024 12:25 AM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Tuna at August 15, 2024 12:26 AM (oaGWv)
_X
__________
They didn't spoil her event.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 15, 2024 12:23 AM (4l0Kv)
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I wonder if it was at Sylvia's. They make a fetish of going there.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2024 12:26 AM (RIvkX)
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFB - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: August 15, 2024
Launch Time: 9:00 a.m. EDT, 1300 UTC, 15:00 CEST
Launch Window: 9:00 a.m. EDT til 10:00 a.m. EDT
https://www.youtube.com/live/o12UhwZY4gQ
Posted by: Ciampino
Thank you
Need to know, because Space Stuff is cool
Posted by: Miklos recalls a fomer commenter whose name rhymes with Don Rickles at August 15, 2024 12:27 AM (lSyD7)
Directive 10-289 has to be just around the corner.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 15, 2024 12:27 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2024 12:24 AM (RIvkX)
Columbia U is very expensive and exclusive, so it is better to refer to it as a "fosse septique" or "cloaque"
Posted by: Kindltot at August 15, 2024 12:27 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Barky at August 15, 2024 12:18 AM (XeU6L)
I have the installation instructions, dated 8/80. I apparently have the kit #58-020080-000, consisting of the programmable (by DIP switches) instrument head with odometer, and the sending unit, on about 25 feet of 3-wire flat cable. A 5-pin plug fits a socket on the back of the head unit, and has a gray wire to +12v power, a wht/blk wire to ground, and red, black, and green wires to sender.
I have an idea: connect the sending unit to the instrument head, and spin it with a portable drill, while metering the output. If red and black are power to the sender, and green the output, it should be possible to determine that, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2024 12:28 AM (D59F4)
Posted by: scampydog at August 15, 2024 12:28 AM (41CYW)
http://tiny.cc/b7rgzz
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2024 12:28 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2024 10:52 PM (0eaVi)
Hence the slingshot. (Also, air rifles/pistols are not considered "firearms.")
Posted by: GWB at August 15, 2024 12:10 AM (CrXxA)
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Someone here said some time ago that air rifles are considered firearms in NYState (or was it NYC?)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il giorno e troppo lungo #04 at August 15, 2024 12:29 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I will wait for Mary's take.
Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at August 15, 2024 12:29 AM (lSyD7)
https://mol.im/a/13743811
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il giorno e troppo lungo #05 at August 15, 2024 12:30 AM (qfLjt)
http://tiny.cc/d7rgzz
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2024 12:30 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Barky at August 15, 2024 12:21 AM (XeU6L)
I don't think Engler is in business anymore. Division of Sangamo Weston, owned then by Schlumberger.
Hall Effect devices typically output in low mV, don't they?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2024 12:31 AM (D59F4)
https://mol.im/a/13744017
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il giorno e troppo lungo #06 at August 15, 2024 12:32 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard
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.36 lead shot.
Posted by: Barky at August 15, 2024 12:14 AM (XeU6L)
The Wrist Rocket.
I was never without one from 7 yo until.... Hell. I have more now than ever as a kid and a coffee can full of #1 buckshot (.30).
The bands have gone to shit over the years. Seems like even the new ones are crap compared to what I had as a kid.
I use resistance training bands now. The store bought ones suck.
Posted by: Reforger at August 15, 2024 12:33 AM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Very, VERY, judiciously. Reverse currents, and or, overcurrent/voltage might damage what is almost surely a Hall Effect device in the sender.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2024 12:34 AM (XeU6L)
http://tiny.cc/f3rgzz
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2024 11:52 PM (XeU6L)
Is that a painting of Al Gore being inundated by the rising seas? To the right?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 15, 2024 12:34 AM (w6EFb)
https://tinyurl.com/2sfmds2c
Now let's see if charges are dropped.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il giorno e troppo corto #07 at August 15, 2024 12:35 AM (qfLjt)
Just a few years ago, I would have thought that the American government burning Mossad agents in Iran to the Iranian government would be impossible.
Now, who knows?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2024 10:11 PM (uxCna
****
Agreed
Don't forget Jonathan Pollard. Who knows what happened there.
*Shudder*
Posted by: torabora at August 15, 2024 12:35 AM (yHBdM)
And we’d say “c’mon, by 4 turns in everyone should know what’s in everyone’s hand, you just watch what’s played!”
And then they’d say “you mean like you guys count the cards and everything?” Well duh, sheesh.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2024 12:35 AM (S6gqv)
I was never without one from 7 yo until.... Hell. I have more now than ever as a kid and a coffee can full of #1 buckshot (.30).
The bands have gone to shit over the years. Seems like even the new ones are crap compared to what I had as a kid.
I use resistance training bands now. The store bought ones suck.
Posted by: Reforger
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They are fun. Ranch Olympics every couple of years. One of the events is the wrist rocket shoot.
Posted by: scampydog at August 15, 2024 12:35 AM (41CYW)
http://tiny.cc/d7rgzz
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2024 12:30 AM (XeU6L)
I saw those earlier today, while searching for Engler. Thing is, there is no rotary source to drive one. The transmission, six speed Spicer, has (presumably) a toothed wheel on its output shaft. There is a magnetic pickup screwed into the baring retainer. Tip of pickup is magnetized, and has a steel center in the middle of a steel ring, with a Bakelite ring separating them, like a bullseye.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2024 12:36 AM (D59F4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I would expect it to be configured to act as a switch, sending on/off pulses to the head unit for counting. It would likely have some variety of transistor(s) to actuall effect the switching.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2024 12:38 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: SFGoth
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Yet another Republican idea stolen.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Might bring back the 55mph speed limit.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2024 11:49 PM
WIN buttons! Whip Inflation Now.
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 15, 2024 12:38 AM (n18Zj)
http://tiny.cc/f3rgzz
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2024 11:52 PM (XeU6L)
Is that a painting of Al Gore being inundated by the rising seas? To the right?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 15, 2024 12:34 AM (w6EFb)
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It could be the Noon break in the cesspit of Hell, you know, before the "Break over! Everybody heads down."
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il giorno e troppo corto #08 at August 15, 2024 12:39 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13743811
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il giorno e troppo lungo #05 at August 15, 2024 12:30 AM (qfLjt)
Sounds extreme - but you know I sympathize with the Judge more than with some smartmouthed disrespectful 16 year old.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2024 12:40 AM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Very, VERY, judiciously. Reverse currents, and or, overcurrent/voltage might damage what is almost surely a Hall Effect device in the sender.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2024 12:34 AM (XeU6L)
Proposal: hook sender to instrument head, by the book. Apply power to instrument head (turn on ignition key). Using DMM, measure static DC volts between red, green, and black wires. Spin sender with screwdriver bit on cordless drill. See if instrument registers. If so, meter for pulses. I have an oscilloscope...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2024 12:41 AM (D59F4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2024 12:41 AM (XeU6L)
https://mol.im/a/13743811
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il giorno e troppo lungo #05 at August 15, 2024 12:30 AM (qfLjt)
Ummm... Nevermind. Fuck Detroit. I wouldn't loose a wink of sleep if it was nuked.
Posted by: Reforger at August 15, 2024 12:41 AM (xcIvR)
Posted by: AOC at August 15, 2024 12:42 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2024 12:41 AM (D59F4)
404 AOP - Do you have an o'scope?
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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That was the fastest response I have ever received.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2024 12:43 AM (XeU6L)
https://mol.im/a/13743745
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il giorno e troppo corto #09 at August 15, 2024 12:43 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 15, 2024 12:43 AM (+o2mc)
https://mol.im/a/13669199
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il giorno e troppo corto #10 at August 15, 2024 12:44 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13744025
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il giorno e corto #11 at August 15, 2024 12:46 AM (qfLjt)
I always wanted a Fluke Scopemeter. Almost got one, but the $4K price I just couldn't justify.
I have an Extech "wave meter" I call it, poor man's sort of in between DMM and scope.
It will display periodic waveforms on a LED display up to about 1MHz, it says. It has to be periodic, no transients and all that you can capture and store.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 15, 2024 12:46 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
For gas-powered vehicles, of course.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 15, 2024 12:47 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2024 12:43 AM (XeU6L)
I have several of them. One is dual-trace, I think. It would be handy to have a dongle so one could use a laptop as a software-defined O'scope.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2024 12:47 AM (D59F4)
If not, I would tie the 3rd wire to 5V via a, oh, 10k resistor, and check to see if (when spun) the signal gets pulled low.
I regard the latter as most likely.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2024 12:48 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2024 12:50 AM (XeU6L)
https://tinyurl.com/4pts6ye9
Since they always say the opposite then crime must be at its highest in 50 years.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i ladri e banditi sono molti #12 at August 15, 2024 12:50 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 15, 2024 12:52 AM (KAi1n)
https://mol.im/a/13742767
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i ladri e banditi sono molti #13 at August 15, 2024 12:52 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Fine.
Now can some 'maters, smart guy
Posted by: A Lousy Quarter Miklos at August 15, 2024 12:52 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Miklos can make up shit like J M Keyes at August 15, 2024 12:22 AM (lSyD7)
That's a real thing, though.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 15, 2024 12:52 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i ladri e banditi sono molti #14 at August 15, 2024 12:53 AM (qfLjt)
If not, I would tie the 3rd wire to 5V via a, oh, 10k resistor, and check to see if (when spun) the signal gets pulled low.
I regard the latter as most likely.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2024 12:48 AM (XeU6L)
Well, I have the instrument head, already installed in the dash, and its associated sending unit. So I will simply connect them up as instructed by the instructions, and spin the sender, and see if the head registers. If it does, fine, that means both parts work. If not, one or both parts are faulty, and I may as well discard. You can buy GPS-based speedometers now for not a lot of money.
Curiously, the OEM speedometer in the Flxible Clipper was also electric; a massive instrument head weighing about 2 pounds, and a sender I have not seen. Might be based on selsyn motors.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2024 12:53 AM (D59F4)
Posted by: JuJuBee
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Had forgotten about those and the decade of buttons. Also the 55 bumper stickers. Drive 55, stay alive.... Fast is Fuelish, I'm 55 Drive Me.
Posted by: scampydog at August 15, 2024 12:54 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i ladri e banditi sono molti #13 at August 15, 2024 12:52 AM (qfLjt)
I've been loosely following that story.
It amazes me nobody seemingly could stop Mayor City Girl from spending the little burg into bankruptcy. No one. Not the City Council/Board/whatever, The County, the IL State Police or the Feds.
I just don't understand that aspect of the situation/case.
Posted by: RickZ at August 15, 2024 12:56 AM (gKDq2)
https://t.co/prToG08xlZ
Boo Hoo!
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i ladri e banditi sono molti #15 at August 15, 2024 12:59 AM (qfLjt)
Would it be too much to ask for them to swing by the ISS and give a lift to the Starliner castaways?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
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There's no docking space available.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 15, 2024 12:59 AM (4l0Kv)
I have an Extech "wave meter" I call it, poor man's sort of in between DMM and scope.
It will display periodic waveforms on a LED display up to about 1MHz, it says. It has to be periodic, no transients and all that you can capture and store.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 15, 2024 12:46 AM (w6EFb)
Get one of the new low-end Rigol DSOs like the DHO800 series. Ridiculously powerful for an affordable price. About $400. It will best the shit out of those "scopemeters" for just a bit more money.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 15, 2024 01:01 AM (PPJut)
Thanks. I remember looking at some of the cheaper options a couple years ago. I'm going to look over that again. I remember some of those for laptops as AOP mentioned. Basically the input circuitry and logic, with software on the laptop to display.
They may even make 'em for smart phones too, now, although I think I'd prefer a laptop display.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 15, 2024 01:03 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
My next book will be Keynsian Economics fer Dummies
Posted by: A Lousy Quarter Miklos., Ph.D. at August 15, 2024 01:03 AM (lSyD7)
I think perhaps that I ought to examine my diet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2024 01:04 AM (XeU6L)
The bubble is nearly impenetrable for some people.
Oh I am sure that a good chunk of D supporters think they are fighting The Man by siding with CEOs, media conglomerates, billionaires, and government lifers
Posted by: azjaeger at August 15, 2024 01:05 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 15, 2024 01:06 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard
Never heard that from Marleen, Darleen or Charleen
Posted by: MiklosX at August 15, 2024 01:06 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 15, 2024 01:07 AM (w6EFb)
I think perhaps that I ought to examine my diet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Three handfuls of butterscotch morsels/chips and washing them down with a Bacardi here.
Posted by: scampydog at August 15, 2024 01:07 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 15, 2024 01:08 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2024 10:29 PM (S6gqv)
Does she work for Kinki Travel Agency?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2024 01:09 AM (ynpvh)
Wanda Skillington Greene, 68, of Arden, N.C. was sentenced to 84 months in prison and one year of supervised release, and was ordered to pay a $100,000 fine. On January 16, 2019, Wanda Greene pleaded guilty, in three separate indictments, to embezzling public funds and aiding and abetting such embezzlement; federal program fraud; making and subscribing a false federal tax return; and receipt of bribes and kickbacks and aiding and abetting.
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Greene was County manager.
The Dem chairman of the Dem County Commision said 'I accept full reponsibilty', and that was that. He was re-elected.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2024 01:10 AM (XeU6L)
https://t.co/prToG08xlZ
Boo Hoo!
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i ladri e banditi sono molti #15 at August 15, 2024 12:59 AM (qfLjt)
Her and her compatriots should be made to do hard time and pay compensation with punitive damages.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2024 01:11 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Miklos calling...eet ze birds at August 15, 2024 01:11 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2024 01:12 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: mikeski
Yes, Sheep's Head is the one. Like a good number of German card games, it originated in Bavaria, and is still fairly big among the older population in Deutschland proper. Es macht Spaß, as the Teutons like to say.
Posted by: John Drake Is Waiting For Something To Happen On The Sea Of Azov at August 15, 2024 01:12 AM (tmPIh)
Thanks. I remember looking at some of the cheaper options a couple years ago. I'm going to look over that again. I remember some of those for laptops as AOP mentioned. Basically the input circuitry and logic, with software on the laptop to display.
They may even make 'em for smart phones too, now, although I think I'd prefer a laptop display.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 15, 2024 01:03 AM (w6EFb)
There is an O'scope dongle for laptops. It's an ongoing project called Thunderscope, and can display up to 4 traces. I'm thinking, though, that one could simply load the Audacity audio program (freeware) onto a laptop, and feed the signal under examination into the audio line-in port of the laptop. Varying the time-base, one could get a clue about waveform and amplitude.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2024 01:12 AM (LuMF/)
Posted by: scampydog
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Heh. We should put together an AoSHQ Diet book.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2024 01:13 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Glad to hear it is good news, AOP.
Posted by: scampydog at August 15, 2024 01:13 AM (41CYW)
Looking at the Rigols now. Most impressive for the money, indeed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 15, 2024 01:14 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: jim
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Without projection and hypocrisy, the Left could not function.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2024 01:16 AM (XeU6L)
Thanks. I remember looking at some of the cheaper options a couple years ago. I'm going to look over that again. I remember some of those for laptops as AOP mentioned. Basically the input circuitry and logic, with software on the laptop to display.
They may even make 'em for smart phones too, now, although I think I'd prefer a laptop display.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 15, 2024 01:03 AM (w6EFb)
There is an O'scope dongle for laptops. It's an ongoing project called Thunderscope, and can display up to 4 traces. I'm thinking, though, that one could simply load the Audacity audio program (freeware) onto a laptop, and feed the signal under examination into the audio line-in port of the laptop. Varying the time-base, one could get a clue about waveform and amplitude.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2024 01:12 AM (LuMF/)
Been PC scopes for some years now. Some folks at my (former) workplace used them. Some had pretty fast sample times (analog & digital). Don't remember who made them. I have an old broken down HP 250MHz-ish scope somewhere at home...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2024 01:16 AM (ynpvh)
https://t.co/prToG08xlZ
Boo Hoo!
Posted by: Ciampino
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Some of the quotes and all of the pics in that article. WTF is wrong with their wiring.
Posted by: scampydog at August 15, 2024 01:16 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: jim
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Without projection and hypocrisy, the Left could not function.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2024 01:16 AM (XeU6L)
Leftism is parasitic.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2024 01:17 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: MAxIE at August 15, 2024 01:17 AM (twxj3)
Posted by: scampydog at August 15, 2024 01:13 AM (41CYW)
Thank you! Needless to say, I am likewise glad. The Doc said, at the time of his initial look in there, "does not look like throat cancer as I normally see throat cancer", so I was always optimistic that it would prove to not be cancer. But it is great to have that now off the table.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2024 01:17 AM (LuMF/)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2024 01:18 AM (ynpvh)
What I need now, well want now is a tripod mount for the stupid phone camera.
Fate smiled on me last night and the clouds cleared well to see the Mars-Jupiter conjunction. Quite a beautiful sight with the other objects nearby.
I could've gotten some very nice pictures, but I couldn't hold the damned camera still for longer exposure times. 1/2s was the longest I could go, braced up against and outside wall tight as I manage.
Got some shameful shots I wouldn't show anybody with some bright dots. You can zoom on the brighest dot and see it's actually two dots, one red and one white. :-)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 15, 2024 01:18 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 15, 2024 01:19 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: scampydog at August 15, 2024 01:19 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: scampydog at August 15, 2024 01:22 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Fuck the fukking world.
I have a DOUBLE autographed copy of the Deplorable Cook Book
none of my recipes in it though
The shiv/bookmark was nice, and I have used that.
Posted by: Miklos won, once at August 15, 2024 01:23 AM (lSyD7)
none of my recipes in it though
The shiv/bookmark was nice, and I have used that.
Posted by: Miklos
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The heck you say. My crepe paper membership got me no autographs on my copy of the cookbook! You must be one of those platinum membership people.
Posted by: scampydog at August 15, 2024 01:26 AM (41CYW)
https://mol.im/a/13743613
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i ladri e banditi sono molti #16 at August 15, 2024 01:27 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: MAxIE at August 15, 2024 01:17 AM (twxj3)
Thanks! Annoying website, though. All that zooming video.
I have a TechTronics 504, and an Hitachi V-1020 sitting here in the basement. And a High Gain "pocketscope".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2024 01:27 AM (LuMF/)
https://t.co/prToG08xlZ
Boo Hoo!
Posted by: Ciampino
"Sometimes the tree of liberty has to be watered with a bitch-ass punk's tears."
Stuff Thomas Jefferson Said, Volume 2 (1800)
Posted by: Those Who Don't Make Up History Are Doomed to Boredom at August 15, 2024 01:32 AM (SSEhk)
https://mol.im/a/13743093
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i ladri sono molti #17 at August 15, 2024 01:34 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: scampydog
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The center of mine had a tire track on it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2024 01:35 AM (XeU6L)
https://mol.im/a/13743077
Does Iran use Dominion voting machines? Why even vote? Just have Mo tell them who should be boss.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i ladri sono molti #18 at August 15, 2024 01:36 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2024 01:36 AM (LuMF/)
Posted by: Miklos calling...eet ze birds at August 15, 2024 01:11 AM (lSyD7)
Nope. I need you to help me grill them.
They're in cold storage for the duration. Also a few packs of exotic sausage. I'm preparing something for our benefactress.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 15, 2024 01:37 AM (w6EFb)
Does Iran use Dominion voting machines? Why even vote? Just have Mo tell them who should be boss.
Posted by: Ciampino
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"We don't need no steenking vote-counting machines" - Maduro
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2024 01:38 AM (XeU6L)
Fate did indeed smile on me early yesterday morning. During that, Orion had just come up, sideways low on the horizon. For my latitude here, the storied heliacal rising of Sirius should be about 8/12 or 8/13, under ideal conditions.
Heavy clouds moved in low over the eastern horizon around 5:30. But I went out again, at 6:08AM, and looked at the right spot. Amazingly, a little hole opened up in the clouds, just a few degrees wide. And there was Sirius, twinkling. It lasted about 5 seconds. It was about, per Stellarium, 7 degrees above the horizon and pretty bright twilight.
So, I saw it. If I were an ancient Egyptian, I guess I'd be really excited.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 15, 2024 01:38 AM (w6EFb)
https://mol.im/a/13743093
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore
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A cautionary entry in the Hammer/scampy AoSHQ Diet book.
Posted by: scampydog at August 15, 2024 01:38 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: scampydog at August 15, 2024 01:39 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: scampydog
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'Don't do the dine, if you can't do the time'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2024 01:41 AM (XeU6L)
https://mol.im/a/13742015
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i ladri sono molti #19 at August 15, 2024 01:43 AM (qfLjt)
I used to put a lot of stock in Fluke. But I'm wondering if maybe it's like a bunch of other storied American outfits now, no longer what it used to be.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 15, 2024 01:45 AM (w6EFb)
https://mol.im/a/13741877
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i ladri sono molti #20 at August 15, 2024 01:46 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at August 15, 2024 01:48 AM (hBG3V)
https://tinyurl.com/2saebujs (xcancel.com)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i ladri sono molti #21 at August 15, 2024 01:49 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: raimondo at August 15, 2024 01:49 AM (uqD4n)
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Midnight basketball would fix this.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2024 01:51 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: RickZ at August 15, 2024 01:52 AM (gKDq2)
https://mol.im/a/13745147
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i ladri sono molti #22 at August 15, 2024 01:52 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2024 01:53 AM (XeU6L)
No real science just a lawyer bust out and I've got itchy fumunda crotch tortillas for life.
Posted by: DaveA at August 15, 2024 01:55 AM (FhXTo)
https://mol.im/a/13743409
So the lab virus is ready or else why this warning?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i ladri sono molti #23 at August 15, 2024 01:56 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: scampydog at August 15, 2024 02:00 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: DaveA at August 15, 2024 02:00 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 15, 2024 02:01 AM (Sgq8y)
https://mol.im/a/13745035
"The state was a site of extreme protests and rioting following the murder of George Floyd in 2020 and 2021"
So, George Floyd accomplished a miraculous feat in dying in 2020 and 2021. And no he wasn't murdered.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i ladri sono molti #24 at August 15, 2024 02:03 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 15, 2024 02:04 AM (bU3p+)
Posted by: scampydog at August 15, 2024 02:04 AM (41CYW)
Evening, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 15, 2024 02:05 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 15, 2024 02:07 AM (bU3p+)
So does Amazon's Alexa:
https://tinyurl.com/sep7c9fx
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 15, 2024 02:09 AM (bU3p+)
Powerline is noting two cases of campus anti-semitism, with probably violence to come in the Fall semester. Excepting any harm it does to right-thinking Jews, I hope the DNC convention is a Nazi fuckfest.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 15, 2024 02:11 AM (lCaJd)
20 Posts from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2024 02:12 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY4oEwW00WM
No furtherer Comment
Posted by: le Mikeuse de Neck Rouge at August 15, 2024 02:16 AM (lSyD7)
Be prepared for Trump to be tossed behind bars:
https://tinyurl.com/4j2wdtvd
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
+++++++++++++++++
This is why I think Trump should have blown off that whole trial to begin with. Just never even showed up for a single day in court and continued to campaign around the country. Let the silly mock trial go on without him, getting faker and hollower by the day as it went on with the defendant missing via blowing off the bench warrant. By the time the sentencing comes around, it would be hollower and more laughable than ever.
Now the big day will be huge, and if Trump blows it off, it will look like a massive act of cowardice and lawlessness. If he shows up, what are the chances he'll be escorted out in cuffs and taken straight to prison?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 15, 2024 02:16 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 15, 2024 02:17 AM (KAi1n)
Your tax dollars at work:
https://tinyurl.com/3j7fpah9
I can't even bother Googling for this fraud.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 15, 2024 02:17 AM (bU3p+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
"input"
Hiho Bog Boy
Posted by: David French at August 15, 2024 02:18 AM (lSyD7)
Booms and jets in the air here in north Israel.
https://tinyurl.com/2p9mc7s8
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 15, 2024 02:20 AM (bU3p+)
And what is the "point"?
*has a pint*
How would I even know if I have even had a pint?
Posted by: Miklos; light summer beach read is Spinoza and Descartes at August 15, 2024 02:23 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: The Peoples' Republic of Asheville, where nobody talks like Andy Griffith at August 15, 2024 02:28 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Miklos, without the NPR Brezhnev eyebrows at August 15, 2024 02:31 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Miklos, flexes without pics at August 15, 2024 02:34 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Miklos Day and the Knights at August 15, 2024 02:35 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Big Miklos an' his Bloods from da 'hood at August 15, 2024 02:38 AM (lSyD7)
They was some Katlicks, but they had they own thang.
Posted by: Lil' Miklos was raised right at August 15, 2024 02:41 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i ladri sono molti #25 at August 15, 2024 02:44 AM (qfLjt)
Seen pictures of former Miss Venezuelas
I can get you legal, mi corazon.
Posted by: Miklos prohibits any immigrant with a vuvuzela at August 15, 2024 02:45 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: The ONT commenter who runs this damn place when nobody else does at August 15, 2024 02:47 AM (lSyD7)
https://tinyurl.com/2saebujs (xcancel.com)
Posted by: Ciampino
I've heard that NYC was a quiet, seaside town. Not much going on there.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 15, 2024 02:50 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Miklos at the Waffle Hut parking lot at August 15, 2024 02:52 AM (lSyD7)
Speaking of Andy Griffith, it saddened me to find out he was nothing like Andy Taylor, or even Matlock. He was Big Asshole, even a Big Dick.
Years ago, one of my mother's friends was at some place in NC, some hotel to-do place. Andy Griffith was there. She decided to go up and speak to him, "Why hello, Mr. Griffith, it's such a pleasure to meet you!"
His response was basically, "Buzz off and go fuck yourself". When she first told that, I thought well maybe he was just having a bad day, maybe being bothered by a bunch of fans and tourists and just got enough of it.
Nope, I later learned that was just who he was. Big Asshole.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 15, 2024 02:58 AM (w6EFb)
https://tinyurl.com/2saebujs (xcancel.com)
Posted by: Ciampino
I've heard that NYC was a quiet, seaside town. Not much going on there.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 15, 2024 02:50 AM (sAmhv
The youth naturally turns to rape and murder when there's no midnight pickleball league.
Posted by: But They Elected Adams at August 15, 2024 03:03 AM (jwFh7)
20 Posts from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2024 02:12 AM (fwDg9)
That footage of T-Dawg calling Milley "a fucking idiot" warms the black cockles of my heart.
Posted by: Mostly Because He Is An Idiot at August 15, 2024 03:05 AM (jwFh7)
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Bloody Syrian troublemakers should be deported even if born here if only 1st generation.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i ladri sono molti #26 at August 15, 2024 03:05 AM (qfLjt)
Did Trump get shot in Asheville today, and if not why not?
Posted by: The Peoples' Republic of Asheville
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No. See comment 341 & 347
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2024 03:12 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Hope he left with his hat
Or not
Griffith was a notorious asshole, and probably commie too
Posted by: Miklos has musical work to do at August 15, 2024 03:30 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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Hope he left with his hat
Or not
Griffith was a notorious asshole, and probably commie too
Posted by: Miklos has musical work to do at August 15, 2024 03:30 AM (lSyD7)
I rmember he did a commercial for OCare. Jerk.
So Griffith's movie, 'A Face In The Crowd', is an autobiography?
Posted by: RickZ at August 15, 2024 03:43 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Do you know this guy?
I think you are a Real Life Roscoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cZD8NtVhvM
Posted by: Miklos so assesses at August 15, 2024 03:46 AM (lSyD7)
Yes, Andy Griffith was Lonesome Rhodes, not Andy Taylor.
Still, I enjoy Mayberry and Matlock, but have to realize these are fictional characters and forget who he was really was.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 15, 2024 03:48 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 15, 2024 03:50 AM (w6EFb)
'Tis Thursday, and we are on the downhill run to the weekend. How's it going for you?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 15, 2024 03:52 AM (omVj0)
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