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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (8/13/24)
Quote I “This country is going down, and these people are bad people that we’re running against. And they’re liars. They make statements. They do things that are so bad. They say they’re going to make a strong border. They say they’ve been great on the border, and they’ve been the worst in history. They say they’ll stop crime,” President Donald J. Trump
Quote II "Getting zero points on purpose in three rounds for an academic study subsidized by the taxpayer both at a university and Olympic level isn’t funny and isn’t ‘having a go’, "(It’s) disrespectful to other competitors. I’m glad most Aussies aren’t buying the Kool-Aid," Professor Megan Davis.
A candid conversation between two Communists.
Special story and video of our beloved MushHead.
As U.S. forces speed toward the Middle East, Israel hits a school. filled with Hamas militants and weapons, Ukraine invades Russia, and Iran threatens to attack Israel any day — here’s your president taking in the rays.
It's better to burn out than to fade away unless you are a: Genius Award Winner.
FINAL MOMENTS Wannabe pilot who ‘stole’ helicopter before fatal crash into Hilton had been at ‘boozy leaving drinks before joyride’
Shocking footage shows the man taking the aircraft before its fatal flight
Sober socialising? Once upon a time I was young and could have stopped after work with colleagues. I chose not to as I hate talking shop outside of work. Besides my trophy wife, The Fabulous was at home waiting for me.
The end of the post-work pint: why drinks with colleagues are over and out
With four generations now in the workplace together, the idea of socialising with alcohol is a thing of the past – and it’s not even gen Z’s fault
It is if God called saying, "Feel free to grift away. Run grifter run."
Erica Lee Carter, the daughter of deceased Democratic Texas Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee, announced Monday evening that she will run to fill her mother’s seat. Carter revealed in a statement posted to her late mother’s Twitter account that she will be on the ballot for Texas’ 18th congressional district’s special election, which will determine who will serve out the remainder of Lee’s term
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the Necessity for Background Checks.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i polli sono tutti arrostiti #61 at August 13, 2024 10:04 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at August 13, 2024 10:04 PM (R+Lcm)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 13, 2024 10:04 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 13, 2024 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i polli sono tutti arrostiti #62 at August 13, 2024 10:05 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 13, 2024 10:05 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 13, 2024 10:06 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: TRex at August 13, 2024 10:06 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2024 10:06 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 13, 2024 10:07 PM (0eaVi)
London's Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley has announced a general arrest warrant has been issued for all the billion listeners to the discussion between Elon Musk and President Donald Trump. Wales will be turned into a prison colony to hold all the social malcontents.
The Harris-Walz campaign has pledged their complete cooperation in extraditing North Americans.
Posted by: mindful webworker - latest breakdancing at August 13, 2024 10:07 PM (zb4y7)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2024 10:07 PM (Q4IgG)
Other than the litter box, it's basically the same as being married.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 13, 2024 10:08 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Crouching Chigger at August 13, 2024 10:09 PM (lLcH5)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Lucky you.
Posted by: Johnny Depp at August 13, 2024 10:09 PM (i0F8b)
Ah, a dawn picture of cacti giving the middle finger to real estate developers, environmentalists, and barbarian border crossers.
Besides your trophy wife & the Fabulous? No wonder you needed some time off.
You are much man.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2024 10:10 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 13, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)
The shit apple never falls far from the shit tree.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2024 10:10 PM (9mAoJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 13, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)
Got any fish stories for us?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2024 10:11 PM (9mAoJ)
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2024 10:11 PM (DgGvY)
We can make Wales Great Again.
Pillaging the Midlands and the Bristol area will be tight.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2024 10:12 PM (u82oZ)
So, like her mother, she is going after other airline passengers' first class seats.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 13, 2024 10:12 PM (0Htd1)
Other than the litter box, it's basically the same as being married.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August
You say this, and at this very moment I have one hairy beast by my side as close as he can possibly get, and another laying on my foot. Both purring away like their worlds are politics free.
And then J is over there watching another dumb movie in Italian. You wonder why I threaten becoming a crazy cat lady.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2024 10:12 PM (pZEOD)
I am pleased with my treatment and their bitchin' set of tools.
Posted by: Mr. Miklos Spicoli at August 13, 2024 10:12 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2024 10:12 PM (VNX3d)
Didn't we fight a war a couple hunnert years ago to get rid of hereditary rule?
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2024 10:13 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2024 10:13 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Fugitive From Board of Mental Health at August 13, 2024 10:13 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2024 10:13 PM (u82oZ)
Other than the litter box, it's basically the same as being married.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 13, 2024 10:08 PM (CHHv1)
Don't let yourself get pussy whipped, BC.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 13, 2024 10:14 PM (0eaVi)
Great desert photo up top. The desert is lush in its own way and that photo shows it off spectacularly.
Trump is right that the other side is lying their butt off about everything. Surely someone besides us is noticing?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 13, 2024 10:14 PM (CiNoz)
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2024 10:13 PM (DgGvY)
Don't beat around the Bushes, either...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2024 10:14 PM (9mAoJ)
The guys would do well to pull up the Grace Potter episode.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2024 10:14 PM (B1dzx)
The Harris-Walz campaign has pledged their complete cooperation in extraditing North Americans.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Harris is fluent in Welsh, and general gibberish.
Posted by: Miklos ap Mikloterllywllygirllwallich at August 13, 2024 10:15 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 13, 2024 10:15 PM (aa1V8)
Posted by: Dr. T at August 13, 2024 10:15 PM (lHPJf)
If her mother was cremated, why would she want the hot seat?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2024 10:15 PM (VNX3d)
Men are very simple creatures. I am absolutely positive you can incentivize him. And all without saying Elon Musk wants to take you out.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2024 10:15 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Lyle at August 13, 2024 10:15 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: mindful webworker - bottoms up at August 13, 2024 10:15 PM (zb4y7)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2024 10:16 PM (u82oZ)
When I was young - it was always about free appetizers but that was waaaaaay before Bidenflation. Is that even a thing anymore?
Posted by: Iris at August 13, 2024 10:16 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Non-profit, so no taxes, rite?
Posted by: Miklos over at the Legion Hut at August 13, 2024 10:17 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Zeera , becoming ungovernable by choice at August 13, 2024 10:17 PM (vaskf)
I am pleased with my treatment and their bitchin' set of tools.
Posted by: Mr. Miklos Spicoli at August 13, 2024 10:12 PM (lSyD7)
My treatment had less favorable results.
Posted by: Randall P McMurphy at August 13, 2024 10:17 PM (Aqu9a)
She's going to need a big ass.
Posted by: Aviator at August 13, 2024 10:17 PM (HQ9Sl)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2024 10:18 PM (sAmhv)
Just an escape.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 13, 2024 10:18 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 13, 2024 10:08 PM (CHHv1)
* * * *
You forgot the mood swings ...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 13, 2024 10:18 PM (CiNoz)
I swear I was not the one who put those thumbtacks on the sub's chair.
Posted by: mindful webworker - not me at August 13, 2024 10:18 PM (zb4y7)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2024 10:18 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2024 10:18 PM (en9Xr)
Posted by: mnw at August 13, 2024 10:18 PM (NLIak)
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Most of the capitol city is just one big incestuous pool of shit. This turd is but one.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2024 10:18 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 13, 2024 10:18 PM (aa1V8)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
"I learned more on the bus than in school"
-The next Elon Musk
Posted by: Miklos rests assured at August 13, 2024 10:19 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Lucky you.
Posted by: Johnny Depp
Nominating for Comment of the Week.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2024 10:19 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Inquiring mind of Miklos at August 13, 2024 10:20 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2024 10:20 PM (en9Xr)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2024 10:16 PM (u82oZ)
Same here. Starting at my new school, so lots of stuff to get familiar with. Not to mention all the useless "initiatives" you have to sit through in workshops.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 13, 2024 10:20 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: mindful webworker
The small text around the logo says "We Help Our Adolescents."
So maybe not for after-work imbibing.
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2024 10:21 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2024 10:21 PM (en9Xr)
Didn't we fight a war a couple hunnert years ago to get rid of hereditary rule?
Posted by: mikeski
The nepotism in politics is almost as bad as the nepotism in the entertainment industry.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 13, 2024 10:21 PM (0Htd1)
Have a great night.
May there be realized dreams that the Harris / Walz team is sent to Zimbabwe for an NBA draft pick to be named later.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2024 10:21 PM (u82oZ)
Erica Lee Carter, the daughter of deceased Democratic Texas Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee, announced Monday evening that she will run to fill her mother’s seat.
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Those are massive buttock imprints to fill.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 13, 2024 10:22 PM (xPNeT)
Just an escape.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
You or the fish?
Posted by: Inquiring mind of Miklos at August 13, 2024 10:20 PM (lSyD7)
both myself and the fish.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 13, 2024 10:22 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
The news media will get right on that.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 13, 2024 10:22 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2024 10:22 PM (CrXxA)
Most of the capitol city is just one big incestuous pool of shit. This turd is but one.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Sewer trout, swimming upstream into political life.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at August 13, 2024 10:23 PM (XeU6L)
This may get real messy because...
Former Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner is on a glide path to be the next congressman from Houston, after Harris County Democrats selected him Tuesday to be the Democratic candidate for the seat vacated by the late U.S. Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee.
_KPRC Houston
Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2024 10:23 PM (QDStS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2024 10:23 PM (en9Xr)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2024 10:24 PM (d2kuJ)
1. The Ukrainian attack into Russia is contained, at about 20 miles deep. They still manage to make some probes and assaults which send the armchair generals of the internet to their fainting coaches.
2. One new feature of the attack was the use of deep fake videos, which used a fake Russian governor declaring a panicked evacuation to block road traffic for incoming troops.
3. The Russian response has been slowed by their difficulties in coordinating the multiple forces which have scrambled to the area.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 13, 2024 10:24 PM (07QK6)
We can make Wales Great Again.
Pillaging the Midlands and the Bristol area will be tight.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2024 10:12 PM (u82oZ)
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We can have a Wales of a time until they stick us all in the disused coalmines. Then we'll have to dig our way out.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i polli sono tutti arrostiti #63 at August 13, 2024 10:24 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 13, 2024 10:24 PM (KtFvQ)
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Who wants to spend more time with fellow inmates?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 13, 2024 10:24 PM (Ka3bZ)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at August 13, 2024 10:24 PM (JrYM1)
_KPRC Houston
Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2024 10:23 PM (QDStS)
Slap fight in the Octagon!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2024 10:24 PM (9mAoJ)
Posted by: mnw at August 13, 2024 10:24 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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This is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: The Kennedys at August 13, 2024 10:24 PM (XeU6L)
Get in line, hon. I'm in front and goin' uptown!
Posted by: Ex Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner at August 13, 2024 10:24 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 13, 2024 10:25 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 13, 2024 10:25 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
They're not worth a draft pick. Unless they draft the janitors who mop up the sweat after a player flops.
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2024 10:25 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2024 10:25 PM (d2kuJ)
Posted by: nerdygirl
There has been a Dingell in essentially the same House seat since March of 1933.
Posted by: Miklos recalls things at August 13, 2024 10:25 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2024 10:13 PM (DgGvY)
Don't beat around the Bushes, either...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Carolyn Kennedy tried to get Hillary's senate seat. The New York democrats didn't go for it. Even they have their limits.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 13, 2024 10:25 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: mnw
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Then the real education begins.
Posted by: The Kennedys at August 13, 2024 10:25 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 13, 2024 10:24 PM (KtFvQ)
Looks like the Somali survived her primary.
Posted by: RickZ at August 13, 2024 10:26 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 13, 2024 10:26 PM (TSQkU)
We missed ya.
There isn't a story about how the big one got away?
Posted by: TecumsehTea at August 13, 2024 10:24 PM (JrYM1)
Glad to be back.
No fishing stories. I didn't wet a line.
Although I had a fun time working on off grid plumbing project.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 13, 2024 10:26 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 13, 2024 10:26 PM (TDvv2)
Just an escape.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
You or the fish?
Posted by: Inquiring mind of Miklos at August 13, 2024 10:20 PM (lSyD7)
both myself and the fish.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 13, 2024 10:22 PM (QXQ4l)
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Slippery eels?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i pesci erano furtivi #01 at August 13, 2024 10:26 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: creeper at August 13, 2024 10:26 PM (M6moH)
Posted by: No One Of Consequence at August 13, 2024 10:26 PM (F4bAW)
Posted by: Shenanigans at August 13, 2024 10:27 PM (wGun1)
Posted by: Miklos recalls things at August 13, 2024 10:25 PM (lSyD
Not to mention all the seats held by Dingbats.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2024 10:27 PM (9mAoJ)
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2024 10:27 PM (Mc/ll)
My kids both start their undergrad senior years this month.
Posted by: mnw at August 13, 2024 10:24 PM (NLIak)
Thanks mnw. Here's hoping your kids make it through one more year of college with only the average level of stress.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 13, 2024 10:28 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 13, 2024 10:28 PM (0eaVi)
Get in line, hon. I'm in front and goin' uptown!
Posted by: Ex Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner
Outta my way. I'm moving' on up! - George Jefferson
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2024 10:28 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Miklos recalls things
Were any of them honest enough to be named Barry?
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2024 10:28 PM (DgGvY)
Broke-ass bitch ain't even got a Twitter account of her own? Golly!
Posted by: Ex Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner at August 13, 2024 10:28 PM (Aqu9a)
Ah, yes. Happy Hour in the good old days. One bar had free chicken wing dings, another had pizza, another had tacos.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 13, 2024 10:29 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2024 10:29 PM (63Dwl)
Let me guess...gray water drainage issues if not black water drainage issues to the field drainage?
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 13, 2024 10:30 PM (TDvv2)
(I know some wit is going to reply W-H-O-A so I preempted)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i pesci erano furtivi #02 at August 13, 2024 10:30 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2024 10:30 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2024 10:31 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: creeper at August 13, 2024 10:26 PM (M6moH)
Thank you creeper.
It's good to see you here as well.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 13, 2024 10:31 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I would vote for Edith.
Archie would keep her in line.
Posted by: Miklos is not a Meathead at August 13, 2024 10:31 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2024 10:31 PM (w6EFb)
So cactus are just hydrophobic coral?
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2024 10:11 PM (DgGvY)
If they nabbed passing birds and mosquitoes out of the air, yes. Otherwise, no.
Just angry, prickly, stab you and won't let go manifestations of original sin in the plant world.
Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2024 10:32 PM (CrXxA)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2024 10:32 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: mnw at August 13, 2024 10:32 PM (NLIak)
Broke-ass bitch ain't even got a Twitter account of her own? Golly!
Posted by: Ex Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner at August 13, 2024 10:28 PM (Aqu9a)
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Deys poor sharecroppers even witout de Nikes, Bro.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i pesci erano furtivi #03 at August 13, 2024 10:33 PM (qfLjt)
Let's get ready to rumble!
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2024 10:33 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2024 10:33 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: polynikes
Depends. Dad drives a truck makes an adequate living.
Mom's in office, boom, you're fucking rich.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 13, 2024 10:33 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I would vote for Edith.
Archie would keep her in line.
Posted by: Miklos is not a Meathead at August 13, 2024 10:31 PM (lSyD7)
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Heh!
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i pesci erano furtivi #04 at August 13, 2024 10:34 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
You know it when you see it.
Posted by: Associate Justice Byron "Whizzer" Miklos-White at August 13, 2024 10:34 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: PabloD at August 13, 2024 10:35 PM (nbhYK)
Didn't Nixon hook Ike fishing?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 13, 2024 10:18 PM (aa1V
Are you confusing that with Dick Cheney going hunting?
Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2024 10:36 PM (CrXxA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2024 10:36 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 13, 2024 10:36 PM (5KNs7)
(I know some wit is going to reply W-H-O-A so I preempted)
Posted by: Ciampino
The logo says it's an acronym for "We Help Our Adolescents."
So most people would say "woh."
FJB would say "whoo-ah."
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2024 10:36 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2024 10:37 PM (en9Xr)
Posted by: PabloD at August 13, 2024 10:35 PM (nbhYK)
Sounds like me this evening. Although I gave my new bionic knee quite the workout.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 13, 2024 10:37 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: mnw at August 13, 2024 10:37 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: PabloD
The kids woke up hungry.
Posted by: Mr. and Mrs. Tapeworm at August 13, 2024 10:38 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Patsy or possibly Miklos at August 13, 2024 10:38 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2024 10:38 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2024 10:40 PM (LHPAg)
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People have been saying "the" rather than "these" United States too long, so they don't think of themselves first as citizens of their state, as they're supposed to, so they don't much care whether anyone else does.
An of course anyone infected with the progressive worldview doesn't think much of the national identification, either.
Posted by: Methos at August 13, 2024 10:40 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2024 10:41 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 13, 2024 10:41 PM (YAsVi)
I gave my new bionic knee quite the workout.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Does it make that cool tick-tick-tick sound like Steve Austin's.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2024 10:41 PM (63Dwl)
Apply this consistently.....
Posted by: Miklos is Mystified at August 13, 2024 10:41 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Shenanigans
We have submitted 150,000 indictments for Election Interference and Inserection.
Posted by: Federal Stasi at August 13, 2024 10:42 PM (sAmhv)
One of my Chem profs in College went to Japan to a conference and had us in stitches describing John Wayne movies there - the voice was high pitched and of course sounded like a machine gun.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, l'anguille erano furtivi #05 at August 13, 2024 10:42 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: PabloD at August 13, 2024 10:35 PM (nbhYK)
All those tapeworms inside you need feeding.
Posted by: RickZ at August 13, 2024 10:43 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: The Kennedys at August 13, 2024 10:43 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: O.W. Holmes at August 13, 2024 10:44 PM (aPa7n)
Impossible.
The WWII history on the original conflict was of the greatest tank battle ever in the history of armored warfare.
The Ukrainians nor the Russians have the amount of tanks deployed in their current battle. Maybe a 10th. or less.
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 13, 2024 10:44 PM (TDvv2)
I gave my new bionic knee quite the workout.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Does it make that cool tick-tick-tick sound like Steve Austin's.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2024 10:41 PM (63Dwl)
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Only when he goes supersonic.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, l'anguille erano furtivi #06 at August 13, 2024 10:44 PM (qfLjt)
/Kennedys
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at August 13, 2024 10:44 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 13, 2024 10:44 PM (aa1V8)
Posted by: RIP UK at August 13, 2024 10:44 PM (NHw9B)
London's Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley has announced a general arrest warrant has been issued for all the billion listeners to the discussion between Elon Musk and President Donald Trump. Wales will be turned into a prison colony to hold all the social malcontents.
The Harris-Walz campaign has pledged their complete cooperation in extraditing North Americans.
Posted by: mindful webworker - latest breakdancing at August 13, 2024 10:07 PM (zb4y7)
This is either:
[ ] America's Paper of Record: The Babylon Bee
[ ] Not Going to Work How They Expect
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 13, 2024 10:45 PM (FnneF)
The nepotism in politics is almost as bad as the nepotism in the entertainment industry.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 13, 2024 10:21 PM (0Htd1)
____________
US representative from Michigan
1933-1955: John Dingell, Sr.
1955-2015: John Dingell, Jr.
2015-Present: Debbie Dingell
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2024 10:45 PM (1Nxff)
No fishing stories. I didn't wet a line.
Although I had a fun time working on off grid plumbing project.
Aww, that's not much fun.
Here I pictured you all relaxed, leaving your cares behind, line in the water, beer in your hand.
Hmm.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at August 13, 2024 10:45 PM (JrYM1)
Posted by: Ciampino
The Original American Film Star in Japan was Raymond Burr. The cultural connection was probably the bath houses.
Posted by: Miklos solves it at August 13, 2024 10:46 PM (lSyD7)
Italian title for "The City on the Edge of Forever" is 'Uccidere per amore' or Killing for Love.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2024 10:46 PM (en9Xr)
Posted by: lurking grandma at August 13, 2024 10:46 PM (sujqA)
Bite'em and co. got Hamas to help Ukraine out? Punctuation and proofreading are important (and not just the Oxford comma).
Posted by: Grammar natsi at August 13, 2024 10:46 PM (lg881)
And often for no good reason. It’s like they want to be the scorpion in the fable. I was talking with my dad on Sunday about Walz’s Nat Guard lie. (My dad was in the Guard most of his life until retirement.) I mean, the guy was in the Guard for what? Two decades? His lies aren’t adding to his record or support. If he’d just said, “yeah, I was in the Guard for over twenty years. Then they said we’re going to give you a promotion and you can lead your men into our new endless war and I said screw that, I’m outta here” he probably would have real support for that than the loss he’s getting for the lie he did tell.
The lie is more important to these people than what they’re lying about.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2024 10:47 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: O.W. Holmes at August 13, 2024 10:44 PM (aPa7n)
We've only just begun . . . to rule.
Posted by: The Hapsburgs at August 13, 2024 10:47 PM (Aqu9a)
Oliver Wendall Holmes, Jr. was the most "overpriced" justice in history, as Christopher Hitchens said once years ago in a talk on the 1st Amendment.
The ol' "shouting 'Fire!" in a crowded theater" thing was one of his. It was bullshit, and the Court has long since reversed that.
Note that Holmes was comparing objection to the draft in WWI and WWI itself as shouting fire.
Holmes had a trifecta of reprehensible opinions. Fire in the theater, the three generations of idiots, and the anti-trust exemption for baseball.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2024 10:47 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 13, 2024 10:48 PM (hgW0U)
Posted by: PabloD at August 13, 2024 10:49 PM (nbhYK)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton's kids at August 13, 2024 10:50 PM (lSyD7)
The Harris-Walz campaign has pledged their complete cooperation in extraditing North Americans.
Posted by: mindful webworker - latest breakdancing at August 13, 2024 10:07 PM (zb4y7)
This is either:
[ ] America's Paper of Record: The Babylon Bee
[ ] Not Going to Work How They Expect
Posted
Embrace the power of AND.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2024 10:50 PM (VNX3d)
--
Who wants to spend more time with fellow inmates?
**
I don't stop off for a few drinks after work because (1) with no watering holes within walking distance of my house I'd have to drive home risking a DUI and (2) because if after a few drinks I said something even slightly inappropriate to a coworker I'd be getting an anal exam by HR the next day.
Posted by: harbqll at August 13, 2024 10:50 PM (tpLW4)
Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2024 10:51 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: RIP UK at August 13, 2024 10:51 PM (NHw9B)
Posted by: The Hapsburgs
Worked until 1918, when they took it on the chin
Posted by: Miklos von un zu Miklostein at August 13, 2024 10:51 PM (lSyD7)
With four generations now in the workplace together, the idea of socialising with alcohol is a thing of the past – and it’s not even gen Z’s fault
It's MADD's fault. They ruined everything.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 13, 2024 10:51 PM (klJTj)
Screw that! We're moving to America.
Posted by: OrangeEnt's GGpa at August 13, 2024 10:52 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 13, 2024 10:51 PM (klJTj)
The Early Karens.
Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2024 10:52 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: ALH
That would be Racist.
Posted by: Miklos complies for just a moment at August 13, 2024 10:52 PM (lSyD7)
The world is filled with amazing things I had never dreamed of. Goya even makes Colombian style empanadas!
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2024 10:52 PM (D7oie)
There seems to be a whole team of patriotic Americans who take David French to the woodshed on a regular basis, on X. None of the fun plagiarism accusations lately.
Posted by: lurking grandma at August 13, 2024 10:52 PM (sujqA)
If I understand your father's "reasoning", its totally OK to engage in twenty years of fraud of taking tax money under the guise of serving, but the day before being asked to actually fulfill the contract decides to bolt because he disagrees with policy.
Could you imagine the Party Military's readiness if everyone else pretending to be a soldier decided whenever things got sporty that they can just leave with an honorable discharge?
Its not a military, its a welfare agency.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 13, 2024 10:53 PM (hgW0U)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 13, 2024 10:53 PM (hgW0U)
Posted by: Miklos complies for just a moment at August 13, 2024 10:52 PM (lSyD7)
Cultural Appropriation
Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2024 10:53 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 13, 2024 10:53 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2024 10:53 PM (D7oie)
Oliver Wendall Holmes, Jr. was the most "overpriced" justice in history, as Christopher Hitchens said once years ago in a talk on the 1st Amendment.
The ol' "shouting 'Fire!" in a crowded theater" thing was one of his. It was bullshit, and the Court has long since reversed that.
Note that Holmes was comparing objection to the draft in WWI and WWI itself as shouting fire.
Holmes had a trifecta of reprehensible opinions. Fire in the theater, the three generations of idiots, and the anti-trust exemption for baseball.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2024 10:47 PM (w6EFb)
Three cases? Wimp.
Posted by: Earl Warren at August 13, 2024 10:53 PM (FnneF)
The Harris-Walz campaign has pledged their complete cooperation in extraditing North Americans.
Posted by: mindful webworker - latest breakdancing at August 13, 2024 10:07 PM (zb4y7)
This is either:
[ ] America's Paper of Record: The Babylon Bee
[ ] Not Going to Work How They Expect
Posted
Embrace the power of AND.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Dang, do we have to provide our own transportation.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 13, 2024 10:53 PM (vJiyU)
_KPRC Houston
Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2024 10:23 PM (QDStS)
Slap fight in the Octagon!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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They tried to put Sly in prison but he went to congress instead. He's one slick customer and if Sheila put the stamp on her daughter, it's going to be a show.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2024 10:53 PM (QDStS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2024 10:37 PM (en9Xr)
It is happening in the area of Kursk. It more resembles the Battle of the Bulge, and we know how well that worked out for the Germans. Supposedly it was going to be:
1. Gather the last of the army's resources.
2. Smash through the lightly defended lines and capture the nuclear power plant at Kursk (they got halfway there.)
3.
4. Russia surrenders!
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 13, 2024 10:53 PM (07QK6)
With four generations now in the workplace together, the idea of socialising with alcohol is a thing of the past
__________
10 years in my last job and not only didn't I go out after work with colleagues, I never even had lunch with any of them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2024 10:54 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 13, 2024 10:54 PM (vJiyU)
Asshole that put this op together really are a bunch of heartless assholes. You would think hey could at least call it off after 4 years to stop this type of thing.
Posted by: Ripley at August 13, 2024 10:54 PM (PTDkx)
Thinking seats in the House or Senate can be inherited.
Fuck you 'princess.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2024 10:20 PM (en9Xr)
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Congress needs to pass a law: if person X is elected then no one related, upto second cousins, can ever serve.
We have a lot of nepotism in the USA, also quasi-nepotism where a close friend of the incumbent gets a shove-in to a cushy job just by a good word (or you owe me a favor so hire this person). In small towns it's often difficult for a new resident to get a good job as vacancies are filled by family or friends even before the ads go out.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, l'anguille erano furtivi #07 at August 13, 2024 10:54 PM (qfLjt)
Take Pelosi's daughter for example. Ticks. Embedded in the system.
Not a day goes by were we discover someone's kid is in a position of authority or influence. Always a Democrat.
Hunter Biden is the epitome of this sort of thing. This is a real and significant problem.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2024 10:54 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: scampydog at August 13, 2024 10:55 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: pookysgirl, feigning surprise at August 13, 2024 10:55 PM (dtlDP)
I don't think electing someone with a famous name is nepotism. It's the decision the voters made.
Nepotism, to me, is when a Congressperson gets his/her ne'er-do-well brother-in-law a job at Weights and Measures.
Posted by: mnw at August 13, 2024 10:56 PM (NLIak)
Asshole that put this op together really are a bunch of heartless assholes. You would think they could at least call it off after 4 years to stop this type of thing.
Posted by: Ripley at August 13, 2024 10:54 PM (PTDkx)
We're not even close to our 98% goal yet, must keep working.
Posted by: Anthony SCIENCE! Fauci at August 13, 2024 10:56 PM (FnneF)
Nepotism, to me, is when a Congressperson gets his/her ne'er-do-well brother-in-law a job at Weights and Measures.
Posted by: mnw
__________
Q: How many ounces in a pound?
A: Hey, give a guy the time to learn!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2024 10:57 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: pookysgirl, feigning surprise at August 13, 2024 10:55 PM (dtlDP)
Welcome to the party!
Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2024 10:57 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: O.W. Holmes
let's not get too hasty here
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton's kids
At worst, her kids would be the second generation of imbeciles. Her parents were power-hungry, amoral grifters but I never thought they were stupid.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2024 10:57 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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If only, you know, if she had only, you know, learned to speak, um, like, in complete sentences it would have been handed to her.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2024 10:57 PM (QDStS)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Early in career happy hour was automatic. Heck most of us kept a bottle in our bottom desk drawer. Lunch, that was/is sacred alone time.
Posted by: scampydog at August 13, 2024 10:58 PM (41CYW)
By the 90's, going to lunch and drinking soda or water was the thing.
Modernity fucks up everything.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 13, 2024 10:58 PM (+H2BX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2024 10:59 PM (en9Xr)
Whoa, it's the ONT!
Posted by: pookysgirl, feigning surprise at August 13, 2024 10:55 PM (dtlDP)
__________
*frozen, uncomfortable smile*
Oh. You're here. How nice.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2024 10:59 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: King Chuckles at August 13, 2024 11:00 PM (+H2BX)
Posted by: Prince Harry at August 13, 2024 11:00 PM (+H2BX)
It's like anticipating an 8.0 earthquake in LA.
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 13, 2024 11:00 PM (TDvv2)
I wish we could do that with this election stuff. I've never been good with suspense. I will look up the ending of the movie we're watching if it starts getting too intense. Easier to watch when you know how it's going to end.
Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2024 11:02 PM (xJEPL)
Some of the new stuff has been posted. Used previous prompts with the new models to see what would happen.
The only new model result I liked was with the astronaut prompt.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2024 11:02 PM (en9Xr)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2024 10:53 PM (D7oie)
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The 5 Levels of Drinking - funny stuff - check the end.
https://youtu.be/eceSHKqwUPY
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, le birre erano fredde #07 at August 13, 2024 11:02 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: mnw at August 13, 2024 11:02 PM (NLIak)
I heard a clip- he sounded drunk
Posted by: Don Black at August 13, 2024 11:03 PM (/7KEl)
https://shorturl.at/Y1P0c
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 13, 2024 11:04 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2024 11:04 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Rex B at August 13, 2024 11:04 PM (YAsVi)
Posted by: pookysgirl
Whoa!
I'm going to Barbados
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIctkMLcyfQ
Posted by: Miklos thinks they have WiFi in Barbados at August 13, 2024 11:04 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: mnw
I liked the Ladies drink Free Nights.
Posted by: and Miklos ain't even a Lady at August 13, 2024 11:06 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 13, 2024 11:06 PM (uCfKO)
Nepotism, to me, is when a Congressperson gets his/her ne'er-do-well brother-in-law a job at Weights and Measures.
Posted by: mnw
__________
Q: How many ounces in a pound?
A: Hey, give a guy the time to learn!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2024 10:57 PM (1Nxff)
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144 right?
Man that's gross!
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, le birre erano fredde #08 at August 13, 2024 11:06 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2024 11:07 PM (QDStS)
Posted by: and Miklos ain't even a Lady at August 13, 2024 11:06 PM (lSyD7)
Does this count for the total amount of different nics competition?
Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2024 11:07 PM (xJEPL)
And who wrote-
"Anyone may arrange his affairs so that his taxes shall be as low as possible; he is not bound to choose that pattern which best pays the treasury. There is not even a patriotic duty to increase one's taxes. Over and over again the Courts have said that there is nothing sinister in so arranging affairs as to keep taxes as low as possible. Everyone does it, rich and poor alike and all do right, for nobody owes any public duty to pay more than the law demands."
Posted by: Miklos kinda likes how that guy thought at August 13, 2024 11:09 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 13, 2024 10:51 PM (klJTj)
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The Early Karens.
Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2024 10:52 PM (xJEPL)
I know it's humor and all but I have to disagree.
For a long time, drunk drivers were given a slap on the wrist, at worst, unless they actually injured or killed someone. Drunk driving was treated like domestic violence, often overlooked with a nod and a wink. I had family almost killed by a drunk driver, their car was rolled when it got hit. He was so drunk he didn't know what happened. Found out later it was his 3rd or 4th DUI, but still on the streets.
The penalties definitely needed strengthening at the time, back in the '80s.
Posted by: RickZ at August 13, 2024 11:10 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: and Miklos ain't even a Lady at August 13, 2024 11:06 PM (lSyD7)
Does this count for the total amount of different nics competition?
Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2024 11:07 PM (xJEPL)
Wait, why wasn't I told it's a competition? Where are the prizes???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 13, 2024 11:11 PM (FnneF)
I got one like for the stuff I did last night. Was that you, or someone else?
I didn't know the work was openly posted on the site.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 13, 2024 11:11 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: ALH
Everything counts in large amounts.
Posted by: Miklos kinda liked Depeche Mode at August 13, 2024 11:11 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: ALH
Everything counts in large amounts.
Posted by: Miklos kinda liked Depeche Mode at August 13, 2024 11:11 PM (lSyD7)
Gay boys in leather.
Posted by: that's what my sister and her friend called them at August 13, 2024 11:12 PM (FnneF)
Last night, I was given a stern lecture here for opining that trying to beat her in THAT district (MN-5) was a fool's errand.
The argument was that since Bowman & Bush lost, maybe Omar could be beaten too-- you know, if we all WISH really hard!
Posted by: mnw at August 13, 2024 11:13 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2024 11:13 PM (D7oie)
We weren’t saying he would have been right to do so, only that it would have actually been effective to say that. But by his nature he had to choose the bigger lie.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2024 11:13 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2024 11:14 PM (en9Xr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2024 11:14 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: mnw at August 13, 2024 11:13 PM (NLIak)
Well, if Trump wins, perhaps immigration can look at how she got here and strip her citizenship and send her back.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 13, 2024 11:14 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: scampydog at August 13, 2024 11:14 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2024 11:15 PM (y31cs)
Oh, thank heavens. No AI generated Ewok pictures. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Posted by: Muldoon
How many fingers does an Ewok have?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2024 11:16 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Miklos kinda liked Depeche Mode at August 13, 2024 11:11 PM (lSyD7)
Gay boys in leather.
Posted by: that's what my sister and her friend called them
Well.
Back in them days, you liked music because
-you like it
-girls like it
Prioritize and Deal
Posted by: Life Lessons of Miklosian Youth at August 13, 2024 11:17 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: RickZ at August 13, 2024 11:10 PM (gKDq2)
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I does take some of the sport out of driving.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2024 11:17 PM (QDStS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2024 11:14 PM (en9Xr)
Hm. Didn't add any description that I know of. Doesn't matter though. I'm only playing with it to see if I can make book covers.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 13, 2024 11:17 PM (0eaVi)
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2024 11:14 PM (y31cs)
So is the set used for the tv series "The Prisoner." IIRC, it's a 'seaside' resort in Wales.
Posted by: RickZ at August 13, 2024 11:17 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2024 11:18 PM (y31cs)
Oh. You're here. How nice.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2024 10:59 PM (1Nxff)
H-hi? I guess?
Posted by: pookysgirl, scuffing her shoe in the dirt at August 13, 2024 11:18 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Miklos kinda liked Depeche Mode at August 13, 2024 11:11 PM (lSyD7)
Gay boys in leather.
Posted by: that's what my sister and her friend called them
Nobody in Mode is gay
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2024 11:19 PM (Mc/ll)
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Yeah, that district is lost.
Posted by: scampydog at August 13, 2024 11:14 PM (41CYW)
I feel that whole state is lost. Changing the state flag to look like the Somali one. How much more kneeling and kowtowing can you get?
Oh, yeah, and we got Ballz to the Walz on the national stage now, too.
Posted by: RickZ at August 13, 2024 11:20 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2024 11:20 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I am de vinner
https://tinyurl.com/23r3wamz
Posted by: Miklos with Authentic Hungarian card playing accent at August 13, 2024 11:21 PM (lSyD7)
I’m guessing some chicanery went on. The reporting was reminiscent of 2020.
https://x.com/EndWokeness/status/1823560543430434919
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 13, 2024 11:22 PM (eZwyX)
Posted by: Miklos Johnson at August 13, 2024 11:22 PM (lSyD7)
Take a look at my Right Stuff and Definite 33-s prompt posts.
See if Flux .1 will work for you
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2024 11:22 PM (en9Xr)
Thankfully, it was such an asskicking that the moderate strategists behind the opposing campaign (who have way too much influence in moderate Democrat circles) should be laughed out of town immediately.
Unfortunately, they'll likely stick around, and fuck up next year's mayoral and candidate races, so Minneapolis gets another four years of even more progressive leadership.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 13, 2024 11:23 PM (KtFvQ)
Oh, yeah, and we got Ballz to the Walz on the national stage now, too.
Posted by: RickZ
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I live in that state. MSP, Duluth, and Rochester - blue. The rest of the state doesn't have the numbers. Nor boxes of ballots in trunks of cars.
Posted by: scampydog at August 13, 2024 11:23 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Half Dozen at August 13, 2024 11:23 PM (ppfCG)
That was some farewell, eh?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 13, 2024 11:24 PM (mH6SG)
Lib talker...THIS DAY!!! about Michel Brown being shot with his hands up... Effin Punta!!!
EFFIN LIE...you people need to get a grip
And don't get me started on George Floyd (Not Saint George)
he OD'd in spite of the photo optics
But here ya all are BLM and the likes liven the lie...liven the lie Not ONE WORD bout how they took down Bill Cosby you fools...absolute plantation fools!!
OH yes...keep voting Democrates HHhhm HHmm
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 13, 2024 11:24 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2024 11:16 PM (63Dwl)
Before or after he buys a table saw?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 13, 2024 11:24 PM (07QK6)
Posted by: RickZ at August 13, 2024 11:10 PM (gKDq2)
fortunately nowadays those rules don't apply to illegals and they continue to kill, and the poor schlub who had two beers and wavered in front of a patrol car winds up in mandated drug and alcohol counselling and paying fines to the county and state to keep his license.
Fortunately the illegal only has a license because that way he can get on the voter rolls.
You know what? I want the same right to commit horrible crimes and bodily harm as someone who has no right to be in the US or get welfare benefits.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2024 11:24 PM (D7oie)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWhxJXfVuqI
Posted by: Muldoon at August 13, 2024 11:24 PM (uCfKO)
https://x.com/TPV_John/status/1823547288330846509
Plus ChatGPT and Grok all called the race for Omar before any results were posted.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 13, 2024 11:24 PM (eZwyX)
Be some moneys in dat Personal Security budget, Inshallah.
Posted by: Rakeem al-Miklos at August 13, 2024 11:26 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Miklos Johnson at August 13, 2024 11:22 PM (lSyD7)[/]
That makes us the Brothers Johnson (without the afros)...
https://youtu.be/11hGcmuccwk
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2024 11:28 PM (Mc/ll)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWhxJXfVuqI
Posted by: Muldoon
Better than the Janis Joplin option.
Posted by: Miklos has had biopsies, but no Biopic so far at August 13, 2024 11:28 PM (lSyD7)
The astronaut pics? Not sure how to get to those you said. Kahu, right?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 13, 2024 11:29 PM (0eaVi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWhxJXfVuqI
Posted by: Muldoon
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LOL.
Posted by: scampydog at August 13, 2024 11:30 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2024 10:53 PM (D7oie)
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When I was a teenager working in the Catskills the hotel night auditor would come to the dining room when I was having breakfast and they would give him prune juice with a double shot of vodka.
"Morning Thunder" he called it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2024 11:30 PM (JvZF+)
https://youtu.be/11hGcmuccwk
Posted by: Doof
Accepted.
Them wigs gotta cost some serious Moneys.
Posted by: Miklos lives poor, but well at August 13, 2024 11:30 PM (lSyD7)
The penalties definitely needed strengthening at the time, back in the '80s.
Posted by: RickZ at August 13, 2024 11:10 PM (gKDq2)
It's still not great in some places, where someone's license gets revoked for the 3rd or 4th time and somehow they wind up back behind the wheel. To which I always ask, "How'd they get the car?" Formal car dealers want licenses just to test drive, informal dealers still have to run things through the DMV to transfer titles, so what does that leave? Borrowing a friend/relative's car, who most likely knows that the driver has no license (especially when they've done jail time). Should they get charged with aiding and abetting? Probably, but you never see it done... which is how we keep winding up in these messes.
Posted by: pookysgirl does legal theories for free at August 13, 2024 11:30 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Kindltot
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First requisite is to be penniless and own nothing.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2024 11:31 PM (QDStS)
Essentially, driving drunk wasn't prima facie evidence or a crime a priori. That had to be done via "implied consent" laws.
You drink a six pack. Drive home. Nothing happens. Where is the crime? I'll not argue this is my idea or that I agree, but it did require a different approach. America is not good with "in between" sometimes. One extreme to the other. Then: Nurses selling cartons of discounted smokes to patients in hospitals. Now: Swat team deployed for a lone individual smoking on a deserted beach somewhere. Careful getting pulled over, you might have driven by a liquor store in the previous couple days. That's reasonable suspicion.
Posted by: O.W. Holmes at August 13, 2024 11:31 PM (aPa7n)
https://youtu.be/11hGcmuccwk
Posted by: Doof
Accepted.
Them wigs gotta cost some serious Moneys.
Posted by: Miklos lives poor, but well at August 13, 2024 11:30 PM (lSyD7)
Disco Doof does have a 70s style wig. But no afro wig -- I'm not Fletch
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2024 11:32 PM (Mc/ll)
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2024 11:32 PM (Mc/ll)
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I grew up with the afro so I love the afro.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2024 11:34 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2024 11:35 PM (en9Xr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2024 11:35 PM (66G1t)
Apply this consistently.....
Posted by: Miklos is Mystified at August 13, 2024 10:41 PM (lSyD7)
It’s not “where” he lives, but, that, false information, which he claimed was complete and accurate, invalidated the entire document. Not sure why he would lie about his Home Address, but he seems to have done that in multiple states.
Posted by: EveR at August 13, 2024 11:35 PM (Z/h4+)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 13, 2024 11:35 PM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2024 11:36 PM (Mc/ll)
The Democrats goal is to turn the entire US into that.
And I note that I was posting that about her on X long before tonight.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2024 11:36 PM (S6gqv)
Carter revealed in a statement posted to her late mother’s Twitter account that she will be on the ballot for Texas’ 18th congressional district’s special election, which will determine who will serve out the remainder of Lee’s term
Congresscritter For Life Debbie Dingell (D-MI) could not be reached for comment.
Posted by: Gref at August 13, 2024 11:36 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 13, 2024 11:37 PM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Doof
My 70s Disco polyester attire spontaneously combusted.
Never taught us about that in High School chemistry.
Posted by: Miklos survive with only scarring of the Brain Tissue from % Cent beer Nights (underage) at August 13, 2024 11:37 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 13, 2024 11:37 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2024 11:38 PM (en9Xr)
Posted by: scampydog at August 13, 2024 11:38 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 13, 2024 11:35 PM (uCfKO)
*pulls out a crisp twenty and raises it toward Muldoon*
Do it!
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2024 11:38 PM (Mc/ll)
https://tinyurl.com/yabufud7
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2024 11:35 PM (en9Xr)
I didn't notice that one. When I start typing tensor, it autofills to Kahu, so I looked around there. I'm just fooling with it. It doesn't seem to do western scenes very well. It doesn't do what I type and it leaves out half the prompt.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 13, 2024 11:38 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2024 11:31 PM (QDStS)
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When I'm playing chicken with some messican dude in his beater, because a stop sign or crosswalk means jack anymore in SF, who has more to lose? Me or him?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2024 11:39 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at August 13, 2024 11:39 PM (zudum)
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The only thing missing are "Mushroom Clouds" and "Nuclear Warming."
Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 13, 2024 11:40 PM (OVrCp)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 13, 2024 11:37 PM (mH6SG)
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Yeah me too. Gigantic. I have photo evidence.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2024 11:40 PM (JvZF+)
Do you know anything about it? The lurker was saying the candidate was a good guy.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 13, 2024 11:40 PM (Vvh2V)
There's an extended family of Pali immigrants in and around ESL, IL. They own multiple "food shops," which are ground zero for every kind of fraud you can think of-- food stamps; tax scams; cigarette tax; money laundering.
Posted by: mnw at August 13, 2024 11:41 PM (NLIak)
When I'm playing chicken with some messican dude in his beater, because a stop sign or crosswalk means jack anymore in SF, who has more to lose? Me or him?
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Jackpot.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2024 11:41 PM (QDStS)
Posted by: Muldoon
I was an undergrad Uptown.
Stoned as hell for my Senior Yearbook pic. 80s hair (I had hair, really)
And the answer is no, because I did not buy a copy.
Posted by: Miklos did Ok at August 13, 2024 11:42 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2024 11:42 PM (en9Xr)
1. The Ukrainian attack into Russia is contained, at about 20 miles deep. They still manage to make some probes and assaults which send the armchair generals of the internet to their fainting coaches.
2. One new feature of the attack was the use of deep fake videos, which used a fake Russian governor declaring a panicked evacuation to block road traffic for incoming troops.
3. The Russian response has been slowed by their difficulties in coordinating the multiple forces which have scrambled to the area.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 13, 2024 10:24 PM (07QK6)
Must be the start of the Glorious 2024 Ukrainian Summer Offensive that will take Sevastopol, then Moscow, and then Vladivostok by the end of September!!!! Send your money, weapons, and sons to Ukraine now! Get in early on the spoils of Ukrainian Total Victory!!!!!
Posted by: Gref at August 13, 2024 11:43 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: mnw at August 13, 2024 10:24 PM (NLIak)
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Youngest heading back in a week for his master's - accounting. Been nice to have him home. Pretty disciplined, he works, studies for CPA exam, and sleeps. And gives out the occasional stink eye if we are too loud during practice test time.
Posted by: scampydog at August 13, 2024 11:43 PM (41CYW)
Well, if Trump wins, perhaps immigration can look at how she got here and strip her citizenship and send her back.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
+++++++++++++
One of those Powerline attorneys sent a whole file to the US DA's office and they dropped it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2024 11:43 PM (Uutxw)
This dude kept a pic in his back pocket and was constantly fluffing up that 'fro. It was the source of much humor.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 13, 2024 11:44 PM (mH6SG)
Do it!
Posted by: Doof
You forgot the Double Dog Dare part.
Posted by: Miklos did Diplomacy at August 13, 2024 11:44 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 13, 2024 11:44 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: mnw at August 13, 2024 11:45 PM (NLIak)
A friend of mine who doesn't have time to keep up with the news said she got an email from Kamala saying that Trump is going to impose nationwide abortion restrictions. She was skeptical when I told her that's not the case. I told her this is why Trump calls her a liar. Oh, he does?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2024 11:46 PM (Uutxw)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 13, 2024 11:37 PM (mH6SG)
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Yeah me too. Gigantic. I have photo evidence.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2024 11:40 PM (JvZF+)
Little's hair went full jewfro around his fifteenth birthday. Strangers would stop him to pay respects. He's dialed it back some for college
Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 13, 2024 11:46 PM (RMN7W)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2024 11:42 PM (en9Xr)
Well, I was on the right page. I think I like the more realistic looking shots. I made the best of a bad lot and posted them on ALH. Did you join the WG? I don't remember if you were interested.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 13, 2024 11:46 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 13, 2024 11:47 PM (Vvh2V)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWhxJXfVuqI
Posted by: Muldoon at August 13, 2024 11:24 PM (uCfKO)
That's just...twisted.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2024 11:48 PM (W/lyH)
Might have been me. Royce White was the candidate and he won his primary tonight
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 13, 2024 11:48 PM (eZwyX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2024 11:49 PM (JvZF+)
People don’t understand the situation with Omar; this is not a joke, she is the public face of a large Somali organized crime family that runs that district and adjacent areas.
Posted by: Tom Servo
++++++++++++++
One problem seems to be that the Somalis she threatens and bullies into voting for her literally don't know that this is illegal in America and they could turn her in for it. It's how they've always been governed in Somalia, why should it be different in America?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2024 11:49 PM (Uutxw)
There's an extended family of Pali immigrants in and around ESL, IL. They own multiple "food shops," which are ground zero for every kind of fraud you can think of-- food stamps; tax scams; cigarette tax; money laundering.
Posted by: mnw
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It's not just Palis it's all muslims. Our laws are not their laws. The are low level criminals like those Pali shop keepers. Or they may portray the perfect citizen, a gentleman, a lady, mannered professionals but when the call comes they will put a knife in your back.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2024 11:50 PM (QDStS)
You?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 13, 2024 11:50 PM (eZwyX)
Shocking video shows cops enforcing Tim Walz’s (covid) curfew by shooting paintballs at residents as they stood in their doorways
@NYPost
Posted by: Don Black at August 13, 2024 11:52 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: scampydog at August 13, 2024 11:43 PM (41CYW)
Tell him it's revenge for all the nights he kept you up!
Posted by: pookysgirl, still enforcing bedtime at August 13, 2024 11:52 PM (dtlDP)
You drink a six pack. Drive home. Nothing happens. Where is the crime? I'll not argue this is my idea or that I agree, but it did require a different approach. America is not good with "in between" sometimes. One extreme to the other. Then: Nurses selling cartons of discounted smokes to patients in hospitals. Now: Swat team deployed for a lone individual smoking on a deserted beach somewhere. Careful getting pulled over, you might have driven by a liquor store in the previous couple days. That's reasonable suspicion.
Posted by: O.W. Holmes at August 13, 2024 11:31 PM (aPa7n)
The judicial pendulum swinging back and forth drives me crazy.* Let's cut the arc down a little and stick with a middle swing. Certain laws did need to be toughened, like domestic violence, but the pendulum swung so hard the other way MGTOW becomes a thing. Listen to all women. But don't believe them. Until after an investigation. Like cops do with every other type of crime.
* It's also what makes America schizophrenic on the world stage, parties in power lurching back and forth.
Posted by: RickZ at August 13, 2024 11:53 PM (gKDq2)
Do you really think zip wouldn't have known you?! 😊
The gentleman in question was a little... feisty. He got AOP mad, if you can imagine that. But he was really hyping they guy, and I'm glad he won!
How are the kids and the mrs?
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 13, 2024 11:53 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2024 11:49 PM (Uutxw)
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I always predicted it would be ex-Soviets doing it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2024 11:53 PM (JvZF+)
Will our vowels be confiscated?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 13, 2024 11:54 PM (thnrs)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 13, 2024 11:54 PM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Diogenes
The sister of a friend went to medical school in France. One of the orientation exercises was that the girl students, blindfolded, hands behind their backs, had to find grapes in the crotch areas of the male incoming students.
The parents, being British, were outraged. The brother was not. His opinion-
If you are going to be a medical doctor, and deal with all kinds of bodies in all kinds of situations, the first thing is to get over shyness.
Posted by: Miklos recalls this story at August 13, 2024 11:55 PM (lSyD7)
I missed this post, my apologies!
I'm glad to hear everything is good! You'll be up to speed in no time at the new job, don't be too hard on yourself.
Any closer to bugging out to a more rural area?
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 13, 2024 11:55 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: scampydog at August 13, 2024 11:55 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Miss Dixie Doodle at August 13, 2024 11:57 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Jackpot.
Posted by: Braenyard
So you're looking at a gently used M4 Sherman as your next around-town driver? Perhaps an M22 Chaffee?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2024 11:58 PM (VNX3d)
I should also be ashamed of posting such a thing.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 13, 2024 11:58 PM (Vvh2V)
https://tinyurl.com/4nt9ava3
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 13, 2024 11:59 PM (0eaVi)
The parents, being British, were outraged. The brother was not. His opinion-
If you are going to be a medical doctor, and deal with all kinds of bodies in all kinds of situations, the first thing is to get over shyness.
Posted by: Miklos recalls this story at August 13, 2024 11:55 PM (lSyD7)
***
When I was stationed in Augsburg Germany, I had to go in to the hospital one night. Severe lower abdominal pain. The doc.on duty was a contract doctor. From France. She was hawt!
If I wasn't in so much pain, I'd of quickly overcome shyness.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2024 12:00 AM (W/lyH)
I should also be ashamed of posting such a thing.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
You sponsor the Somalis.
I sponsor the Yemenis.
need stadium
no refs
Posted by: Miklos sees dollar signs at August 14, 2024 12:00 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 14, 2024 12:02 AM (lJ8ZS)
Posted by: Miklos recalls this story at August 13, 2024 11:55 PM (lSyD7)
I would think the second thing to get over is the sight of blood. (Never understood the 'fainting at the sight of' problem some have. Squeamish I can understand. But fainting?)
Posted by: RickZ at August 14, 2024 12:02 AM (gKDq2)
Weapons piled in the middle.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2024 12:02 AM (QDStS)
No worries. Kids are good, although I wish I could do more with them and for them which prompted the career change. Once I get the knowledge base down it’ll be better but it’s mentally draining. Wife and I would love to move but our mortgage payment and rate are so low it only would make sense in a dire situation.
Oh a rowdy commenter huh? Lol. Yeah Royce won so we’ll see how that goes.
How about you and yours?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 14, 2024 12:02 AM (eZwyX)
The parents, being British, were outraged. The brother was not. His opinion-
If you are going to be a medical doctor, and deal with all kinds of bodies in all kinds of situations, the first thing is to get over shyness.
Posted by: Miklos
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*ponders sharing this story with primary* Nope. Not a good idea.
Posted by: scampydog at August 14, 2024 12:02 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 13, 2024 11:37 PM (mH6SG)
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Yeah me too. Gigantic. I have photo evidence.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2024 11:40 PM (JvZF+)
Little's hair went full jewfro around his fifteenth birthday. Strangers would stop him to pay respects. He's dialed it back some for college
Posted by: Joe Kidd
Had a teacher in HS who called me Bernie.
tiny.cc/ohfgzz
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 14, 2024 12:02 AM (thnrs)
Car rentals and ground transportation too.
It's a cartel, they got it wrapped up.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 14, 2024 12:03 AM (MeG8a)
Will our vowels be confiscated?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened
Well, they do have the Village there at Portmeirion, so the set-up's already in place. I'm calling dibs on not number six, because that dude cannot make it out of there. I also do not welcome having to do that "be seeing you" schtick, so that is right out.
Posted by: John Drake Is Waiting For Something To Happen On The Sea Of Azov at August 14, 2024 12:03 AM (tmPIh)
Glad to be not on the front lines atm
Too old and tired for that $#!+.
Pondering opening the windows for the night
Hot & humid but might enjoy a little breeze
trine a caatch the wind
https://youtu.be/9yQKDj_V4Gk
G'nite, y' weird deplorable bunch o' thought criminals
Posted by: mindful webworker - on my way out at August 14, 2024 12:04 AM (swnpc)
Posted by: scampydog
oh do
yesssss
Posted by: Adm. Dr. Levine at August 14, 2024 12:06 AM (lSyD7)
Car rentals and ground transportation too.
It's a cartel, they got it wrapped up.
Posted by: gourmand du jour
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Concur. Adding, ticket counters, airport dining, Lyft, and Uber.
Posted by: scampydog at August 14, 2024 12:06 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: RickZ
I got used to the sight of blood from an early age.
My own, mainly.
Posted by: Miklos was a Free-Range Little Boy at August 14, 2024 12:08 AM (lSyD7)
https://is.gd/VMNilX
Rich Levine holding the vial of worms..
Muldoon on the right with the blond labelled "stool samples".
Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 12:09 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: scampydog at August 14, 2024 12:09 AM (41CYW)
I should live long enough to see a Somali capable of being bullied.
I should also be ashamed of posting such a thing.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
+++++++++++++++
They can be bullied by other Somalis.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2024 12:10 AM (Uutxw)
Posted by: scampydog
So
Mall of America
or Mahdi of Mogadishu at the Food Court
Posted by: Miklos has no plans at August 14, 2024 12:10 AM (lSyD7)
My own, mainly.
Posted by: Miklos was a Free-Range Little Boy at August 14, 2024 12:08 AM (lSyD7)
Seen a lot.of icky nasty stuff over the years. The only time I has bothered me was when it was Mrs D.
Weird.
She laughs.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2024 12:11 AM (W/lyH)
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Super funneh. It even made Mrs. BD LOL at the top of the morning here.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2024 12:11 AM (z8UZ3)
Posted by: Gref at August 14, 2024 12:12 AM (aBgBM)
Rich Levine holding the vial of worms..
Muldoon is the nice looking young man with the "What the fukking Fuck" look on his face.
Posted by: Miklos has guesses at August 14, 2024 12:14 AM (lSyD7)
I would think the second thing to get over is the sight of blood. (Never understood the 'fainting at the sight of' problem some have. Squeamish I can understand. But fainting?)
Posted by: RickZ
+++++++++++
Maybe it's not the blood but the guts, the gaping wounds? Something like that happened to me once, and it was unexpected.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2024 12:14 AM (Uutxw)
Posted by: Big Tony Fauci at August 14, 2024 12:16 AM (lSyD7)
Car rentals and ground transportation too.
It's a cartel, they got it wrapped up.
Posted by: gourmand du jour
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Concur. Adding, ticket counters, airport dining, Lyft, and Uber.
Posted by: scampydog
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But what about Lou and Mary, Murray and Ted?
Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2024 12:16 AM (QDStS)
My favorite was a man in Green Bay who had been revoked 84 times, per newspaper story. I don't think revoking his license was helping.
Posted by: lurking grandma at August 14, 2024 12:17 AM (sujqA)
https://tinyurl.com/5n983yhe
--
"We thank our employees who are departing for their enormous contributions to our company,"
That is so transparently false. A person who makes 'enormous contributions to the company' doesn't get laid off. Maybe moved to another department.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, le birre erano fredde #09 at August 14, 2024 12:17 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 12:18 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Big Tony Fauci at August 14, 2024 12:16 AM (lSyD7)
I graduated with a guy who had worms. Does that count?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2024 12:18 AM (W/lyH)
Muldoon is the nice looking young man with the "What the fukking Fuck" look on his face.
Posted by: Miklos
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*tip of the cap*
Posted by: scampydog at August 14, 2024 12:19 AM (41CYW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWhxJXfVuqI
Posted by: Muldoon
Haha!
Igor would approve of this one:
https://youtu.be/hulIVdZgQRM
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2024 12:19 AM (DgGvY)
https://is.gd/VMNilX
Rich Levine holding the vial of worms..
Muldoon on the right with the blond labelled "stool samples".
Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 12:09 AM (uCfKO)
Muldoon is really Pablo Escobar???
Posted by: Doof at August 14, 2024 12:19 AM (Mc/ll)
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https://instapundit.com/666783
Posted by: Axeman
Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2024 12:19 AM (QDStS)
My own, mainly.
Posted by: Miklos was a Free-Range Little Boy at August 14, 2024 12:08 AM (lSyD7)
I learned to break a bone - once. That was enough of a lesson. That and the humongous needle they used to inject the numbing agent into my wrist area, with a geyser of blood shooting up out of my arm, before they jerked both arm bones back into place. Yep, once was enough to learn the limits of my stupidity, thankfully at a young age. It's easier to heal when you're younger.
Posted by: RickZ at August 14, 2024 12:19 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2024 12:14 AM (Uutxw)
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Yup. Wanted to be a doctor as a kid. Always interested in seeing what they were doing to me whenever possible. Never flinched.
But one time, I got a ride hope from a doc in a hospital. Went out via the ER. Walked through a side corridor when suddenly encountered a bareback guy with a knife stuck in his back. That was unexpected and nauseating.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2024 12:19 AM (z8UZ3)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I just fell off of things.
Sometimes at speed.
Posted by: Miklos still heals up pretty good at August 14, 2024 12:19 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, le birre erano fredde #10 at August 14, 2024 12:19 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 14, 2024 12:20 AM (thnrs)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2024 12:19 AM (z8UZ3)
This too, is the story of Pete Buttgigger.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2024 12:22 AM (0eaVi)
Sometimes at speed.
Posted by: Miklos
I liked the popsicles you got at the ER.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 14, 2024 12:22 AM (thnrs)
Posted by: Miklos, Chairman of the 70s Retro at August 14, 2024 12:23 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 12:23 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2024 12:22 AM (0eaVi)
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Didn't he have a knife up his rectum?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2024 12:23 AM (z8UZ3)
"Morning Thunder" he called it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Comedy duo Puke & Snot said that if vodka & OJ was a screwdriver, then vodka & prune juice was a piledriver.
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2024 12:23 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: RickZ at August 13, 2024 11:10 PM (gKDq2)
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I does take some of the sport out of driving.
Posted by: Braenyard
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I miss the old days, when you could drink and drive. A mile or so from my office was a 7-11, every day I stopped and bought a cold bottle of beer to drink on the 20 minute ride home. Never gave it any thoight.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at August 14, 2024 12:23 AM (XeU6L)
https://is.gd/VMNilX
Rich Levine holding the vial of worms..
Muldoon on the right with the blond labelled "stool samples".
Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 12:09 AM (uCfKO)
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This is fsntastic, Muldoon.
Posted by: scampydog at August 14, 2024 12:24 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: obviously at August 14, 2024 12:24 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Miklos, amending his remarks at August 14, 2024 12:24 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2024 12:23 AM (z8UZ3)
If he did, BD, I don't wanna know. Who knows what else has been up there.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2024 12:25 AM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 12:09 AM (uCfKO)
Muldoon is really Pablo Escobar???
Posted by: Doof at August 14, 2024 12:19 AM (Mc/ll)
I think he was going for the Tom Selleck look but came up a bit short.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2024 12:26 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2024 12:23 AM (DgGvY)
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Draino? Liquid Plumber?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2024 12:26 AM (z8UZ3)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 14, 2024 12:27 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Diogenes
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Horde mind. I was thinking Tom Selleck got his inspiration from Muldoon's pic.
Posted by: scampydog at August 14, 2024 12:27 AM (41CYW)
https://mol.im/a/13739013
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, le birre erano calde #11 at August 14, 2024 12:27 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: scampydog at August 14, 2024 12:27 AM (41CYW)
Well, he is with the blonde.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2024 12:29 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, le birre erano calde #12 at August 14, 2024 12:29 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: lurking grandma
"According to Framingham, Massachusetts police, President Obama’s uncle, Onyango Obama, 67, was arrested for DUI last week. Reports from Massachusetts indicate that the President’s uncle is a Kenyan citizen illegally in the U.S. who is subject to an outstanding deportation order. At the time of his arrest he was reportedly in possession of a driver’s license and social security card, which may have been fraudulently obtained."
Posted by: Uncle Miklos, committing fwere crimes and getting less money at August 14, 2024 12:29 AM (lSyD7)
Carter revealed in a statement posted to her late mother’s Twitter account that she will be on the ballot for Texas’ 18th congressional district’s special election, which will determine who will serve out the remainder of Lee’s term
I see that the special inbred pig ignorant racism of your mother seems to have bred true. That's too bad, as I had truely hoped that it would go the way of the Dodo Bird, and the Ford Edsel as being to useless to survive Darwin's immutable law of genetic selection.
*hoists a beer*
This is gonna be fun to watch.
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 14, 2024 12:31 AM (MsrgL)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, le birre erano calde #13 at August 14, 2024 12:32 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Gov. Dr. Ralph Northam at August 14, 2024 12:32 AM (lSyD7)
Endeavor to persevere.
I don't look like that anymore!. But neither does Rich Levine.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 12:33 AM (uCfKO)
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A word and a long moment with these surgeons.
Posted by: Dante with some rings at August 14, 2024 12:34 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Dante with some rings at August 14, 2024 12:36 AM (41CYW)
Happened in 2011. Wonder if he's still in the US? Just kidding, no wondering here.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 14, 2024 12:36 AM (thnrs)
Satanic is the proper word for this. Truly.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2024 12:36 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Muldoon
If all the parts is workin', good for another 150,000 or so at least.
Not like some o' them chop jobs.
Posted by: Mechanic Miklos at August 14, 2024 12:38 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
Uncle Onyango and Aunt Zeituni lived illegally on the back of US taxpayers for decades.
Died here, which was also paid for.
Posted by: Miklos needs to empty the spittoon at August 14, 2024 12:40 AM (lSyD7)
Time lapse of clouds parting to reveal spectacular aurora from south Ontario a little after midnight Aug 12th:
https://tinyurl.com/2yvh9urh
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2024 12:41 AM (w6EFb)
https://mol.im/a/13736071
It's called weathering.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, le birre erano troppo calde #14 at August 14, 2024 12:41 AM (qfLjt)
Satanic is the proper word for this. Truly.
Posted by: publius
If Dante is right, they'll spend eternity being vivisected sans anesthesia.
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2024 12:41 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
I can't find the words appropriate for this barbarism so I'll go with yours. They are worshipping at the altar of Moloch
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 14, 2024 12:42 AM (thnrs)
https://mol.im/a/13739197
Not demonstrators on the 405
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, le birre erano troppo calde #15 at August 14, 2024 12:43 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: scampydog at August 14, 2024 12:44 AM (41CYW)
https://mol.im/a/13738981
I've been up. Very cramped and claustrophobic.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, le birre erano troppo calde #16 at August 14, 2024 12:44 AM (qfLjt)
US dismantles laptop farm used by undercover North Korean IT workers
"The U.S. Justice Department arrested a Nashville man charged with helping North Korean IT workers obtain remote work at companies across the United States and operating a laptop farm they used to pose as U.S.-based individuals."
VIA @DaddyWarpig
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2024 12:45 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Ciampino
I guess we have to put Elon in charge of everything.
Posted by: Apparently so Miklos at August 14, 2024 12:46 AM (lSyD7)
The famous Double Arch rock formation in Glen Canyon Park in Utah collapsed a few days ago, too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2024 12:48 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: scampydog
If only they have to eat that, sounds like you won.
Posted by: Miklos hazards guess at August 14, 2024 12:48 AM (lSyD7)
https://tinyurl.com/2s47pmwp
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il filo di rame e stato rubato #17 at August 14, 2024 12:49 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
McDonald's is down in after hours trading.
Hmmmm
Posted by: Miklos disbelieves in Coincidence at August 14, 2024 12:50 AM (lSyD7)
Disney World fans OUTRAGED as park announces closure of beloved attraction to make way for Cars land
https://mol.im/a/13740131
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il filo di rame e stato rubato #18 at August 14, 2024 12:52 AM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/2s47pmwp
Posted by: Ciampino
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I'd mention a copper wire joke but you all would remind me about pennies, copper, and zinc.
Posted by: scampydog at August 14, 2024 12:53 AM (41CYW)
https://mol.im/a/13737261
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il filo di rame e stato rubato #19 at August 14, 2024 12:55 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: scampydog
Tell me about the silver dimes again, Grampa
Posted by: Rand Paul's kids at August 14, 2024 12:57 AM (lSyD7)
Who knew? The Ancient Aliens had their own DEI design team...
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2024 12:59 AM (w6EFb)
https://mol.im/a/13737261
Posted by: Ciampino
I have never visited Pompeii, Herculaneum or Osta Antica.
This is a matter of genuine regret.
Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at August 14, 2024 01:01 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Rand Paul's kids
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Wait 'till you hear about us.
Posted by: Silver Quarters at August 14, 2024 01:01 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Ciampino
Nobody rides for free.
Posted by: The Ferryman at August 14, 2024 01:02 AM (DgGvY)
https://mol.im/a/13736935
Carrying a knife is not legal in the UK. Imagine if that was still our only eating utensil?
I like this: It came on a night when police up and down the country were preparing for more than 100 planned protests after a list of 39 locations emerged on what appeared to be far-right Telegram channels.
The supposed riots would never materialise with tens of thousands of counter-protesters coming out in force to silence the thugs in a show of love over hate.
Notice the terms far-right & thugs.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il filo di rame e stato rubato #20 at August 14, 2024 01:03 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: publius,
Brown. Ok, human sacrifice and all, but still.
back off
Posted by: The Sprit of Sheila Ixbal-Lee at August 14, 2024 01:03 AM (lSyD7)
I got a text from Trump saying there's a BOMBSHELL ANNOUNCEMENT TOMORROW
Maybe he's going to debut a new MAGA hat.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2024 01:04 AM (Uutxw)
Maybe he's going to debut a new MAGA hat.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Hmm. Right here in my little hyper-Progressive burg.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at August 14, 2024 01:05 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il filo di rame e stato rubato #21 at August 14, 2024 01:05 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2024 01:08 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.
Old Mama went to kollidge at Brevard College. Graduated 1958.
How things have changed.
Posted by: Miklos send greetings to the Mountain Peoples at August 14, 2024 01:09 AM (lSyD7)
US dismantles laptop farm used by undercover North Korean IT workers
"The U.S. Justice Department arrested a Nashville man charged with helping North Korean IT workers obtain remote work at companies across the United States and operating a laptop farm they used to pose as U.S.-based individuals."
VIA @DaddyWarpig
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2024 12:45 AM (IG4Id)
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I'm curious to know how they were paid.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il filo di rame e stato rubato #22 at August 14, 2024 01:09 AM (qfLjt)
Mr. Yuk. Creepy? You betcha.
Posted by: mnw at August 14, 2024 01:10 AM (NLIak)
This is a matter of genuine regret.
Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis
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On my radar, too. Dunno if I'll get to visit them.
Posted by: scampydog at August 14, 2024 01:10 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Rand Paul's kids
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Wait 'till you hear about us.
Posted by: Silver Quarters at August 14, 2024 01:01 AM (41CYW)
Ah, hay-uhll.
Posted by: $20 Goldpiece at August 14, 2024 01:10 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 14, 2024 01:11 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: You and Miklos both at August 14, 2024 01:12 AM (lSyD7)
Woman, 46, 'assaulted as another held back her boyfriend'
https://mol.im/a/13736427
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il filo di rame e stato rubato #23 at August 14, 2024 01:13 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UUWkr4FUlo
Posted by: Miklos is one-quaret Scots, of Scots-Irish, or something at August 14, 2024 01:14 AM (lSyD7)
https://mol.im/a/13738019
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il filo metallico #24 at August 14, 2024 01:14 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: mnw at August 14, 2024 01:16 AM (NLIak)
https://mol.im/a/13737089
London doesn't want any more 'V2' missiles falling on it?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il filo metallico #25 at August 14, 2024 01:17 AM (qfLjt)
The supposed riots would never materialise with tens of thousands of counter-protesters coming out in force to silence the thugs in a show of love over hate.
Notice the terms far-right & thugs.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il filo di rame e stato rubato #20 at August 14, 2024 01:03 AM (qfLjt)
Of course.
When was the last time you heard our intrepid propaganda media identify anybody as 'a far left radical'? You can be to the left of Lenin and Mao and still not be 'a far left radical'.
And Adolf was not far right, he was a National SOCIALIST.
Posted by: Chinese Illegals at August 14, 2024 01:18 AM (gKDq2)
One of my great-aunts, Aunt Laura, of whom many tales of her wit and ire could be told, went to Limestone College.
It's in Gaffney, SC, home of the Giant Ass.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2024 01:18 AM (w6EFb)
https://mol.im/a/13736709
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il filo metallico #26 at August 14, 2024 01:19 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: RickZ at August 14, 2024 01:20 AM (gKDq2)
Disney World fans OUTRAGED as park announces closure of beloved attraction to make way for Cars land
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Was watching DIS stock today. What/who is keeping above 80.
Posted by: scampydog at August 14, 2024 01:21 AM (41CYW)
It's in Gaffney, SC, home of the Giant Ass.
Posted by: publius
Sounds like Aunt Laura could be a real Peach.
Posted by: Miklos needs time for moar songsterizing at August 14, 2024 01:21 AM (lSyD7)
https://mol.im/a/13735795
Was he really injected that crap though? And please don't say vaccinated. I know vaccines and that, sir, is no vaccine.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il filo metallico #27 at August 14, 2024 01:24 AM (qfLjt)
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1979, Supertramp song.
Posted by: scampydog at August 14, 2024 01:26 AM (41CYW)
Fauci wants to bring back MASKS
Posted by: Ciampino
++++++++++++++
There's something going on. They're back in Central California.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2024 01:27 AM (Uutxw)
https://mol.im/a/13737325
____
Meanwhile .... Jewish man, 33, stabbed outside synagogue by knife-wielding maniac who yelled 'Free Palestine'
https://mol.im/a/13736147
So one is a Nazi but the other is just a crazy person, nothing about Mo and his death religion?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i Musulmani sono sporchi disgraziati #28 at August 14, 2024 01:29 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos recalls literature, but with an Attitude at August 14, 2024 01:30 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Now down heah, we got da Guvnah'
Henruh ain't gonna have nunna dat.
Posted by: Miklos had to sue Henruh once at August 14, 2024 01:32 AM (lSyD7)
Remember that Twilight Zone episode where the rich old man is dying, and a condition of his will is that all his worthless family members must wear masks that reflect their true character?
He dies that night, and when the take off the masks, their faces have been forever frozen into the hideous features of the masks.
Make Fauci wear one of those.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2024 01:33 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i Musulmani sono sporchi disgraziati #29 at August 14, 2024 01:35 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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These ppl are broken. I gave up on making sense of them.
Posted by: scampydog at August 14, 2024 01:37 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at August 14, 2024 01:37 AM (FFn+L)
https://mol.im/a/13736869
Trump is known to reward people who are loyal bitch.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i Musulmani sono sporchi disgraziati #30 at August 14, 2024 01:39 AM (qfLjt)
I use them while mowing in summer & cleaning pellet stove in winter, so always grab one or two when taking hubby to a dr. appointment. Nice to have them on hand for dirty chores!
I used to buy them cheaply, but ever since fauci's follies, the price is ridiculous. Figure we're "paying" for the "free" ones at the med center anyway.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2024 01:39 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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These ppl are broken. I gave up on making sense of them.
Posted by: scampydog
No entiendo, ese.
Posted by: mexicano Miklos, safely ignoring all rules, taxes, etc. at August 14, 2024 01:40 AM (lSyD7)
They got you hypnotized
Out there in the desert the crows talk to men
Strange things fly through the sky
I came across a 1000# black dead cow in the middle of NV 447 under the Bonneville power lines around midnight. The small car that hit it was actually off on the shoulder about 30 yards away front end totally pushed in.pushed in. The two young men in it were somehow unhurt.
A young woman came out of the darkness stood next to me and asked if it was dead. She walked away into the desert. Another car soon came along and the jump seat
passenger was yelling for Sarah. Asked me if I seen a anyone. I pointed away in the desert.
I was waving a flashlight at the semi truck that didn't slow down and he hit the cow disabling it's front tire. Cow moved a few feet into the lane. I couldn't light flares because wind and lots of desert vegetation.
Sheriff showed up 45 minutes later. Asked me if I seen a black Audi. Audi appeared! And cops talked to driver. Passenger was yelling for Sarah again. It drove away. I gave cop a statement and left.
Don't mess around in the desert.
Posted by: torabora at August 14, 2024 01:40 AM (3VnyX)
https://mol.im/a/13736887
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i Musulmani sono sporchi disgraziati #31 at August 14, 2024 01:41 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 14, 2024 01:42 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
welcome
I got more
Doof got even more
Posted by: Musical Miklos at August 14, 2024 01:43 AM (lSyD7)
According to the DM, the Olympic woman-beater has now filed a criminal complaint against Elon, JK Rowling, and Donald Trump amongst others for their hate speech against xim.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2024 01:44 AM (w6EFb)
For him.
Iron, and riveted.
Posted by: Miklos recalls literature, but with an Attitude at August 14, 2024 01:30 AM (lSyD7)
Through bolted. Temple to Temple, and Fore and Aft.
Attach the 440,000 volt Long Distance Transmission Overhead Line clamps to the bolts, and energize.
And then, maybe, he'll See the Light.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 14, 2024 01:45 AM (kQgoX)
Posted by: mexicano Miklos,
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Driving in cars, alone. Masks in China, abating mold, sawdust, meth house, etc., makes sense. Dust mask while driving in car alone, parece tonto.
Posted by: scampydog at August 14, 2024 01:46 AM (41CYW)
Never been to Ostia either.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore at August 14, 2024 01:48 AM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/529276u5 (xcancel.com)
https://tinyurl.com/dpv24mf6 (x.com)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i Musulmani sono sporchi disgraziati #32 at August 14, 2024 01:53 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino
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Had to look Ostia up. Educating this simpleton (smarty's in this place). G'night Horde, weirdo folk, and big brains. Best people and place on the web, by a lot.
Posted by: scampydog at August 14, 2024 01:58 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Ciampino
I went, you can go by Rome public transport.
Closed.
Closed on Mondays.
Posted by: Insufficient Miklos at August 14, 2024 02:06 AM (lSyD7)
Send the police in helicopters to bomb the southbound 405, like Wilson Goode and Ed Rendell would do. Kill the protesters and grind LA to a halt.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
MOVE out the way bitch, MOVE MOVE
ROFL
Posted by: SFGoth at August 14, 2024 02:08 AM (KAi1n)
A young woman came out of the darkness stood next to me and asked if it was dead. She walked away into the desert. Another car soon came along and the jump seat passenger was yelling for Sarah. Asked me if I seen a anyone. I pointed away in the desert.
Don't mess around in the desert.
Posted by: torabora
I've been through the desert with a cow and Sarah.....
Something, something, Terra? Nothing good rhymes with "Sarah." Back to the drawing board.....
Posted by: Dewey Bunnell at August 14, 2024 02:11 AM (DgGvY)
Well, shit Alex Murdaugh may get a retrial. The SC Soopreme Court has reversed some lower court and is going to hear evidence of jury "prejudice/tampering"
The allegation is a clerk of court made some prejudicial statements to the jurors during the trial, such as "Don't be fooled by him", etc, etc. His lawyers also claim the clerk was hoping to cash in on a book she was going to write about the trial.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2024 02:18 AM (w6EFb)
It pisses me off, but if that clerk did indeed do that stupid shit, yep that POS should get a retrial.
And she should go to jail herself.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2024 02:19 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
I figure I'm fine regardless.
I have connections to both the prosecution and defense lawyers, so everybody recuse yo selfs and quash, whatever that means.
Posted by: not that Miklos would commit crimes, or anything at August 14, 2024 02:23 AM (lSyD7)
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Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i polli sono tutti arrostiti #61
I am pleased to see that the Lisp programming language's attempt to seize this thread hit the beach ... and expired there.
We don't need no fooking parentheses.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2024 02:33 AM (xG4kz)
Nytol
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2024 02:33 AM (xG4kz)
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Well, shit Alex Murdaugh may get a retrial. The SC Soopreme Court has reversed some lower court and is going to hear evidence of jury "prejudice/tampering"
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Two people murdaugh-lized with a shotgun. The Clerk O' Quartz is a venal low-IQ flibbertigibbet. The judge has gas. Bad show.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2024 02:47 AM (DOcg9)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2024 02:56 AM (w6EFb)
I fart in your general direction, sirrah.
Posted by: Here farts da Judge at August 14, 2024 02:57 AM (w6EFb)
Now there's a word. A good 'un.
Posted by: publius
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Lately, I've considered an O'Brian insult, as it applies to Walz. 'Whey-faced nestle-cock'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2024 03:03 AM (XeU6L)
Anyway (as MushBrain used to say, and prob. still does), I'm up, I'm sipping coffee, what more d'ya want??
MushBrain and The Older Ho were in my vicinity yesterday morning and afternoon, to announce a big health-related grant to my work. It didn't disturb me, thank goodness. And when they left about 4:30, they went west toward the airport -- the opposite side of the city from my path home. If they'd used the airfield on my side of the river, it would have taken me hours to get home. Why do politicos always end up disrupting rush hour?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2024 03:09 AM (omVj0)
My boss insists that my co-workers and I have a lunch with him at least once a year. I'm responsible for setting the date and making the reservations. I dread the hell out of it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2024 03:18 AM (omVj0)
"Fussbudget" is another favorite, of much more recent origin. Lucy, she of yanking the football fame in the Peanuts cartoon, was such a fussbudget.
I had to look up flibbertigibbet etymology. It's Middle English, and onomatopoeic in character.
The word is supposed to mimic the sound of a gaggle of gossiping silly women.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2024 03:21 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2024 03:26 AM (omVj0)
Visegrád 24
@visegrad24
Posted by: 13times at August 14, 2024 03:28 AM (S7agN)
Posted by: Ciampino
*
One.
For him.
Iron, and riveted.
Posted by: Miklos recalls literature, but with an Attitude at August 14, 2024
***
Preferably heated.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2024 03:28 AM (omVj0)
My dear, late Aunt Laura, gradu8te of Limestone Giant Ass collidge, whom I mentioned above would coin some words. My favorite was "aggrafretting", a mashup of aggravating and fretting.
Her word for silly young girl (of which she dealt with many in her tenure as a school teacher) was "flip". As in that "little flip".
She might say, "That little flip is just an aggrafrettin' flibbertigibbet."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2024 03:29 AM (w6EFb)
Kamal would be flip. An aging flip.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2024 03:32 AM (w6EFb)
@UnmaskedAntifa
It was Hope Not Hate’s @lowles_nick who posted FALSE INFORMATION on his platforms which resulted in Mass nationwide protests.
During these protests we have had police attacked, innocent members of the public viciously targeted, Labour Party members calling for the murder of opposition protesters which ended in a suspension & ARREST, another Labour Party member incited violence against opposition protesters, later Nick Lowles admits the whole thing was a HOAX, this came just days after he asp posted FALSE INFORMATION regarding Muslim women being targeted with ACID by men in cars which created so much alarm and distress to the Muslim community that the Muslim Defence League physically attacked anyone showing support for Britain
Posted by: 13times at August 14, 2024 03:34 AM (S7agN)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 14, 2024 03:35 AM (sAmhv)
The clouds have parted. The conjunction of Jove and Mars is visible here, now.
Now, I wonder if I can get a decent picture with the silly flip of a phone.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2024 03:35 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2024 03:36 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 14, 2024 03:39 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2024 03:40 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2024 03:42 AM (fwDg9)
The clouds have parted. The conjunction of Jove and Mars is visible here, now.
Now, I wonder if I can get a decent picture with the silly flip of a phone.
Posted by: publius
To the east, you say? I think I can see in spite of all the street lights around here. A large bright dot and a little one next to it (hopefully you'll understand my PHD level observation).
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 14, 2024 03:45 AM (sAmhv)
Or not. Cats can be aloof. Doesn't mean she hates you. Just she's a cat. You're just staff. Your nice company, keeps possible predators at bay, gives good pets. She likes you. Just won't sit in your lap.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 14, 2024 03:49 AM (sAmhv)
Yep. Jupiter will be the brightest thing in the sky. Mars is right above it, a little red dot.
What's your latitude? Mine is ~82.17W, and local sidereal time is 23:17. Jove is 15.6 degree altitude, and 73.5 azimuth, a bit N of E.
And I am not a photographer. I need to figure out these fancy pro settings on the camera. Fucking around, I got something, two dots, but the motion blur is excessive.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2024 03:50 AM (w6EFb)
Cat brought me a live mouse today, still kickin'... saw me through the glass, so set it down on the doormat & it got away! Down between the deck boards.
He was so proud of it, too. But he can indoors for a consolation snack before resuming his hunt. About an hour later, had another mouse but wasn't gonna fool around (or offer it to me, LOL) and ate it quickly. All but the green part, of course.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2024 03:51 AM (njWTi)
Scratch that, stupid astro-app on the damn phone doesn't update time automatically (it should, but it doesn't). Sidereal time is just shy of 0:00. Alt/azimuth of Jupiter is about 23/78 degrees.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2024 03:54 AM (w6EFb)
It's okay. My previous cats were lap-hogs, to the point it was actually obnoxious. Could not sit down, without one of them jumping up. It was great until I had to use the restroom... LOL
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2024 03:55 AM (njWTi)
38.8048° N, 77.0469° W
More or less. I'm just south of Alexandria, VA. The city/county line is a stones throw away.
And now I got the Buffett song in my head.
https://youtu.be/sEkjGz7huZo?si=Y_ADIioNpXWh_ozP
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 14, 2024 03:56 AM (sAmhv)
Longitude, not latitude, dammit, although that matters too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2024 03:56 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 14, 2024 03:57 AM (sAmhv)
It's later there sidereal, and they'll be a bit higher in the sky and more to the west, azimuth wise, but pretty close to me.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2024 03:57 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 14, 2024 03:59 AM (sAmhv)
Heat index of 97. Gah. And it won't change for the foreseeable future. Double gah.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2024 04:00 AM (omVj0)
It's okay. My previous cats were lap-hogs, to the point it was actually obnoxious. Could not sit down, without one of them jumping up. It was great until I had to use the restroom... LOL
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2024
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True. Stirling likes to sit on me at least once a day. The late Marie-Antoinette flung herself into my lap whenever I sat down and kneaded me strongly with (fortunately clawless) paws. (I didn't do it, she came declawed.) The late Chekov liked it, but insisted I put a cushion on my lap for him. Et cetera.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2024 04:03 AM (omVj0)
We had a nice drenching rain yesterday, and cloudy/cool all day. Today will be a steambath because the clouds are now gone. Back into the oven for another couple weeks....
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2024 04:03 AM (njWTi)
We had a nice drenching rain yesterday, and cloudy/cool all day. Today will be a steambath because the clouds are now gone. Back into the oven for another couple weeks....
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2024
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Sticky ain't in it. Your hands feel as if coated in glue as you walk from the office or house to your car.
I wish we'd get some rain. It'll be no less humid, but the temp can drop from 98 to 88 at least.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2024 04:06 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2024 04:06 AM (omVj0)
Never going back.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2024 04:08 AM (njWTi)
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Posted by: m at August 14, 2024 06:23 AM (64Zez)
"Inside Trump's 'meltdown': Ex-president 'is lighting up his staff because he's p*ssed' about picking JD Vance - amid fears he's going to implode by firing two 'extremely talented' campaign gurus"
Fine. Trump's done. Bring on the apocalypse.
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