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Morning everyone
Posted by: Tuna at August 08, 2024 05:12 AM (oaGWv) 2
Morning all.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 08, 2024 05:13 AM (BLOW1) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2024 05:14 AM (K/1/x) 4
G'Day everyone
Was getting worried Pixy Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2024 05:15 AM (fwDg9) 5
Good morning to one and all
Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2024 05:15 AM (nDGMq) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2024 05:15 AM (K/1/x) Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at August 08, 2024 05:16 AM (gHSfI) 8
BREAKING
Alliance of Hamsters reach tentative agreement with evil capitalist exploiters. It seems to be about pellets. The "Work-to-Rules" action is suspended. Posted by: MiklosWatchAM at August 08, 2024 05:17 AM (lSyD7) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2024 05:17 AM (a1415) 10
yay!
Posted by: m at August 08, 2024 05:18 AM (64Zez) 11
It appears that Iran is mullah'n over their decision to directly attack Israel.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2024 05:18 AM (nDGMq) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2024 05:18 AM (K/1/x) 13
It appears that Iran is mullah'n over their decision to directly attack Israel.
Posted by: Ben Had They quailed. Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at August 08, 2024 05:19 AM (lSyD7) Posted by: m at August 08, 2024 05:19 AM (64Zez) Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2024 05:20 AM (fwDg9) 16
It appears that Iran is mullah'n over their decision to directly attack Israel.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2024 05:18 AM (nDGMq) - Imam hearing this for about a week now. I assume that eventually the Shi'ite will hit the fan. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2024 05:20 AM (K/1/x) 17
https://x.com/W_C_Weather
Video of water tanker dropping retardant on ground crews manning a fire front. It's short but shows how puny human intervention versus nature truly is. direct link: https://tinyurl.com/4terere3 Posted by: 13times at August 08, 2024 05:21 AM (91Nxr) 18
Alliance of Hamsters reach tentative agreement with evil capitalist exploiters.
It seems to be about pellets. The "Work-to-Rules" action is suspended. Posted by: MiklosWatchAM at August 08, 2024 05:17 AM (lSyD7) - "You veel eet zeh pellets und be happy!" Gerbilism. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2024 05:22 AM (K/1/x) 19
Liz Cheney, yesterday:
https://tinyurl.com/vrfsuf7w Liz Cheney, four years ago: https://tinyurl.com/53x648dy Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2024 05:22 AM (K/1/x) 20
NASA says that the Starliner astronauts might return home on SpaceX's Crew Dragon. (New York Times) (archive site) Next year. Disclaimer: But they get a free upgrade to Steerage. ---- Steerage? O no! With the rusty anchor chains and bilge rats .....! Wail! Posted by: Ciampino - Put you all in chains #01 at August 08, 2024 05:23 AM (qfLjt) 21
Looks like TS Debbie is slowly trundling out of the area.
Dispite the almost one foot of rain that we got, the community flood control ponds never got above about 50% of capacity, and within hours had dropped back down by several feet. Some areas were not so lucky, but stately VIA Manor and neighbors came through with no real flooding. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2024 05:23 AM (a1415) 22
I have seen guesses that they might do something on August 12, since it's when (this year) they're observing the destruction of the first and second temples.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at August 08, 2024 05:23 AM (gHSfI) 23
Falkland islands detainment camp gulag #1.
Posted by: 13times at August 08, 2024 05:24 AM (91Nxr) 24
Iron Dome....just think about that. Dome. Iron. It works (odd laugh). To dome the iron. Over time. Time, right? Isn't time awesome? But we will stop....stop?..stop that.
Posted by: Kamala luvves her only one Jew at August 08, 2024 05:24 AM (lSyD7) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2024 05:24 AM (K/1/x) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2024 05:24 AM (a1415) 27
Iron Dome....just think about that. Dome. Iron. It works (odd laugh). To dome the iron. Over time. Time, right? Isn't time awesome? But we will stop....stop?..stop that.
Posted by: Kamala luvves her only one Jew at August 08, 2024 05:24 AM (lSyD7) - The Biden regime has been doing this since Oct. 7. The Harras regime will continue it: https://tinyurl.com/ttm7v4nf Maybe that's because Tim Walz CAIRs: https://tinyurl.com/3rauj8w7 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2024 05:25 AM (K/1/x) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2024 05:25 AM (K/1/x) 29
17 https://x.com/W_C_Weather
Video of water tanker dropping retardant on ground crews manning a fire front. It's short but shows how puny human intervention versus nature truly is. direct link: https://tinyurl.com/4terere3 Posted by: 13times at August 08, 2024 05:21 AM (91Nxr) If the people who start these sorts of fires get caught, I'm hoping they're in prison forever but I kinda doubt it. Posted by: m at August 08, 2024 05:26 AM (64Zez) 30
but stately VIA Manor and neighbors came through with no real flooding.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice That's why you put it up on cinder blocks. Posted by: Miklos from Trailer Acres at August 08, 2024 05:26 AM (lSyD7) 31
11 It appears that Iran is mullah'n over their decision to directly attack Israel.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2024 05:18 AM (nDGMq) ---- They listened to FJB and passed .... and now the depends is full. Posted by: Ciampino - Put you all in chains #02 at August 08, 2024 05:26 AM (qfLjt) 32
Mornin'
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 08, 2024 05:27 AM (FmapG) 33
I have seen guesses that they might do something on August 12, since it's when (this year) they're observing the destruction of the first and second temples.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at August 08, 2024 05:23 AM (gHSfI) - Fast of the 9th of Av begins at sundown Monday night, ending Tuesday evening. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2024 05:27 AM (K/1/x) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2024 05:28 AM (a1415) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2024 05:28 AM (K/1/x) 36
27 The Biden regime ... The Harras regime
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2024 05:25 AM (K/1/x) LOL Posted by: m at August 08, 2024 05:29 AM (64Zez) 37
>>> 29 Butte County DA is a hard man. The arsonist is a three strikes guy. Multiple witnesses and video.
Posted by: 13times at August 08, 2024 05:29 AM (91Nxr) 38
Robert Logan - best known for 77 Sunset Strip and the Wilderness Family film series - has passed away at 82
https://mol.im/a/13721255 Posted by: Ciampino - Put you all in chains #03 at August 08, 2024 05:29 AM (qfLjt) 39
"That's why you put it up on cinder blocks."
Right next to the Trans-Am! Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice 87 Camaro easy mistake Posted by: Miklos has more around back at August 08, 2024 05:30 AM (lSyD7) 40
37 >>> 29 Butte County DA is a hard man. The arsonist is a three strikes guy. Multiple witnesses and video.
Posted by: 13times at August 08, 2024 05:29 AM (91Nxr) Two prior arsons? Posted by: m at August 08, 2024 05:30 AM (64Zez) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2024 05:32 AM (a1415) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2024 05:33 AM (a1415) 43
The 9th of Av. That's what I was tryiing to remember.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at August 08, 2024 05:34 AM (gHSfI) Posted by: m at August 08, 2024 05:36 AM (64Zez) 45
Statutory rape and robbery. I forget the details but I think he was just out of prison after 20yrs. Possibly living with his mother on parole. I'll recheck.
Posted by: 13times at August 08, 2024 05:37 AM (91Nxr) 46
45 Statutory rape and robbery. I forget the details but I think he was just out of prison after 20yrs. Possibly living with his mother on parole. I'll recheck.
Posted by: 13times at August 08, 2024 05:37 AM (91Nxr) Thanks. At least not "three arsons" tho. Posted by: m at August 08, 2024 05:39 AM (64Zez) 47
Most people don't know this but the '87 Camaro came with its own set of cinder blocks in the back where a spare tire would be expected to exist.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2024 05:39 AM (BAEGB) 48
BREAKING: UK authorities will round up and charge citizens who RETWEET any material deemed as "inciting hatred"
https://tinyurl.com/mvuzd6kd Posted by: Ciampino - Put you all in chains #04 at August 08, 2024 05:42 AM (qfLjt) 49
He was convicted of lewd and lascivious acts with a child under 14 in 2001 and robbery with great bodily injury in 2002, according to the DA.
Posted by: 13times at August 08, 2024 05:42 AM (91Nxr) 50
Thanks. At least not "three arsons" tho.
Posted by: m at August 08, 2024 05:39 AM (64Zez) Do you get a style bonus if your three strikes are in wildly different fields of criminal endeavor? Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2024 05:42 AM (BAEGB) 51
49 He was convicted of lewd and lascivious acts with a child under 14 in 2001 and robbery with great bodily injury in 2002, according to the DA.
Posted by: 13times at August 08, 2024 05:42 AM (91Nxr) Thank you. Posted by: m at August 08, 2024 05:44 AM (64Zez) 52
I do love that everyone is using a thumbnail of that idiot where she's looking smug as a dung beetle in a rug, and Acosta, that pimple, is looking like "Mmmmm... yeah, nah."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2024 05:45 AM (BAEGB) 53
Unfortunately the '87 Camaro OEM jacks were only capable of lifting the car 4" and the OEM cinder blocks 8".
Posted by: 13times at August 08, 2024 05:46 AM (91Nxr) Posted by: Ciampino - Put you all in chains #05 at August 08, 2024 05:47 AM (qfLjt) 55
Unfortunately the '87 Camaro OEM jacks were only capable of lifting the car 4" and the OEM cinder blocks 8".
Posted by: 13times at August 08, 2024 05:46 AM (91Nxr) Bowtie Engineering is not just about Bill Nye. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2024 05:47 AM (BAEGB) 56
52 Acosta, that pimple
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2024 05:45 AM (BAEGB) Jim Acosta Chris Hayes bleccchhh Posted by: m at August 08, 2024 05:49 AM (64Zez) 57
In a Colorado Courtroom, lawyers for the brave Clerk & Recorder of Mesa County revealed to the judge that Dominion voting systems and the Secretary of State plotted & deleted records from the machines after the 2020 election, disguising it as a system update
https://tinyurl.com/mrydsc2d Posted by: Ciampino - Put you all in chains #06 at August 08, 2024 05:50 AM (qfLjt) 58
Charlie Spiering
@charliespiering 8h “I’m speaking” The same phrase she’s said to reassert herself to anyone interrupting her, including Mike Pence Posted by: m at August 08, 2024 05:52 AM (64Zez) 59
One of the Chinese Police stations out of the 7 uncovered here in the United States is in the Twin Cities in Minnesota and has ties to Governor Walz Global program.
https://tinyurl.com/36px3k45 (I'm not sure who Waltz is /s ) Posted by: Ciampino - Put you all in chains #07 at August 08, 2024 05:53 AM (qfLjt) 60
sad
Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze 8h They lose TV hits they lose book deals. They lose happy hours they lose friends. They lose colleagues. They have nothing to gain by actually revealing the truth about her. Posted by: m at August 08, 2024 05:53 AM (64Zez) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2024 05:54 AM (1Nxff) 62
It is drizzling, and cool
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2024 05:54 AM (i8nXt) 63
Oh what a surprise, a Marxist hete is promoting Marxism from abroad
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2024 05:55 AM (i8nXt) 64
Good Morning.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 08, 2024 05:57 AM (4Med0) 65
"Next year", huh?
Well, that gives Boeing time to code the return. I have never seen such a screw up. Imagine being the astronauts taking off and arriving at ISS, only to learn Boeing hadn't yet coded the return trip. Makes me wonder if any 737, of any series, is safe to fly on. Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2024 05:59 AM (H4Drt) 66
ugh. it's 3 am and I can't sleep anymore. growing old sucks.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 08, 2024 05:59 AM (XXXah) 67
Makes me wonder if any 737, of any series, is safe to fly on. Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2024 05:59 AM (H4Drt) I think they testified yesterday that they can't guarantee that any more doors won't fall off their 737s. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2024 06:00 AM (1Nxff) 68
I have been taking notes in this biology of Lenin I am reading. I keep saying I should do book reports for the Book Thread but don't. Hopefully note taking is going to make me.
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2024 06:01 AM (i8nXt) 69
"One of the Chinese Police stations out of the 7 uncovered here"
It's like PK Dick's DADoES with Andys controlling police stations. Posted by: 13times at August 08, 2024 06:02 AM (91Nxr) 70
Evening and morning to all the early risers and late toilers! We wuz worried about you, Pixy. I suspected you might be working late.
Back from shower and shave; still running a little late by my standards, but doing okay. The monsters have been fed; I'm working on feeding me. Going to be about 100 F. as a high today. Heat index probably about 112. Gah. And there is still a boil water advisory on in the city, except my section. At work, though, I'll need to use our bottled spring water for coffee and to brush my teeth after lunch. I can't believe the local schools are back in session again so early. Of course they get spring break and fall break and "any excuse we can think of" break during the school year. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2024 06:02 AM (omVj0) Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 08, 2024 06:04 AM (YRsIm) 72
I have been taking notes in this biology of Lenin I am reading. Telegram to the Penza Soviet, August 11, 1918 "Comrades! The insurrection of five kulak districts should be pitilessly suppressed. The interests of the whole revolution require this because 'the last decisive battle' with the kulaks is now underway everywhere. An example must be made. - Hang (absolutely hang, in full view of the people) no fewer than one hundred known kulaks, fatcats, bloodsuckers. - Publish their names. - Seize all grain from them. - Designate hostages - in accordance with yesterday's telegram. Do it in such a fashion, that for hundreds of verst around the people see, tremble, know, shout: "the bloodsucking kulaks are being strangled and will be strangled". Telegraph receipt and implementation. Yours, Lenin. P.S. Find tougher people." Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2024 06:04 AM (1Nxff) 73
Liz Cheney, yesterday:
https://tinyurl.com/vrfsuf7w Liz Cheney, four years ago: https://tinyurl.com/53x648dy Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 08, 2024 05:22 AM (K/1/x) ---------------------------------- Disclaimer: I was paid good money Posted by: Liz Cheney at August 08, 2024 06:05 AM (Ksahq) 74
Dell is expected to lay off more people after disappointing quarterly results.
Is there nothing Bidenomics cannot accomplish? Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 08, 2024 06:05 AM (rIBZP) 75
- Finally,,, rain.
Thank you Lord! Posted by: TeeJ at August 08, 2024 06:08 AM (ufMqE) 76
Telegraph receipt and implementation. Yours, Lenin.
P.S. Find tougher people." Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2024 06:04 AM (1Nxff) ---------------------- Little known historical note: Lenin loved American country music and his favorite song was "whiskey for my men and beer for my horses" Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2024 06:09 AM (OWx2s) 77
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 08, 2024 06:09 AM (hoCmQ) 78
And there is still a boil water advisory on in the city...
WTAF? Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 08, 2024 *** COJ, they should mount that on a billboard for new arrivals in the city to see. It would save time. Apparently a Mylar balloon hit a power line and took out power to several of the water pumps for the city. Water pressure dropped before they got the units back on line. So there is a chance of bacterial contamination in the tap water. They are testing the water to see. My home area is not part of the advisory, but my work is. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2024 06:10 AM (omVj0) 79
The only response I have for the Chinese police stations involve bulldozers, explosives and charging China for the disposal of the bodies.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 08, 2024 06:11 AM (NR6c1) 80
Lenin wanted to keep Finland as a bolt hole if the revolution failed, Mannerheim monkey wrenched that plan.
Posted by: 13times at August 08, 2024 06:14 AM (91Nxr) 81
The Propaganda News Organs are in a twist over JD Vance walking over to the Kamala jet yesterday in Eau Claire. It was "awkward". "Weird". Puerile" (heh).
The lefty scribes have zero humor. Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2024 06:14 AM (Sd+78) 82
NASA says that the Starliner astronauts might return home on SpaceX's Crew Dragon.
Is there anything Boeing engineering can do? The Starliner disaster I think reflects that all the real talent has been hired and is working at SpaceX and what Boeing is getting is the leftovers. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 08, 2024 06:14 AM (rIBZP) 83
Good Morning
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2024 06:15 AM (gbOdA) 84
Oh, and COJ, more WTAF stuff: The parish (county, in civilized places) to the west of me, the more suburban and affluent section, has been suffering power outages off and on during the hot weather. The kulaks are enraged, and the Central Committee, otherwise known as Entergy, is trying to calm them. No tear gas has been deployed that I know of . . . but it's an ongoing struggle.
("I'm down wit' da struggle, yo") Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2024 06:15 AM (omVj0) 85
g'mornin' everyone!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 08, 2024 06:16 AM (UWgy2) 86
What happened to the company who built the B-17 that played such an important part in WW2? Is this situation what DEI does over time?
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 08, 2024 06:17 AM (hKoQL) 87
Is this situation what DEI does over time? Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 08, 2024 06:17 AM (hKoQL) "And outsourcing component manufacture to save money and increase shareholder return!" - the MBAs Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2024 06:19 AM (1Nxff) Posted by: m at August 08, 2024 06:20 AM (64Zez) 89
No tear gas has been deployed that I know of . . . but it's an ongoing struggle.
("I'm down wit' da struggle, yo") Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2024 06:15 AM (omVj0) -------------- History tells us (as relayed up thread) the right response from Entergy would be to hang 100 of the loudest complainers, and then announce a raise in the chocolate ration from 10 grams to 5. Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2024 06:21 AM (2+UYn) 90
God knows what we need. A reflection on a passage from Numbers by the rabbi's daughter at the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews:
https://www.ifcj.org/learn Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2024 06:21 AM (JDL7W) 91
Oh, and COJ, more WTAF stuff: The parish (county, in civilized places) to the west of me, the more suburban and affluent section, has been suffering power outages off and on during the hot weather. The kulaks are enraged, and the Central Committee, otherwise known as Entergy, is trying to calm them. CenterPoint here in Texas is increasingly prone to power interruptions and outages. But we got more windmills and solar! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2024 06:22 AM (1Nxff) 92
"There's no guarantee to free speech on misinformation or, or hate speech! And especially around our democracy!"
Walz on MSNBC Posted by: m at August 08, 2024 06:23 AM (64Zez) 93
I read the first link as AnalTek...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 08, 2024 06:24 AM (TGPs7) 94
The world is going to hell in a hand basket and I need more Enya...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 08, 2024 06:25 AM (TGPs7) 95
JJ Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2024 06:26 AM (gbOdA) 96
"There's no guarantee to free speech on misinformation or, or hate speech! And especially around our democracy!" Did he really say that? Sounds like someone needs a lesson in civics. Silly boy that I am, I thought the only limits on speech were perjury, libel and inflammatory words subject to the Brandenburg doctrine. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2024 06:27 AM (1Nxff) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2024 06:27 AM (JDL7W) 98
The oddest thing about the Boeing ISS flap is the astronauts were promised it would only be a three hour tour, and now look whats happened.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2024 06:29 AM (IsyXX) 99
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and then announce a raise in the chocolate ration from 10 grams to 5. Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2024 06:21 AM (2+UYn) ---- That's way too much. Raise in the chocolate ration from 10 grams to 2.5g. Posted by: Ciampino - Put you all in chains #08 at August 08, 2024 06:32 AM (qfLjt) 100
98 The oddest thing about the Boeing ISS flap is the astronauts were promised it would only be a three hour tour, and now look whats happened.
Ginger and Maryanne most affected. Posted by: caf at August 08, 2024 06:33 AM (/+mVZ) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2024 06:39 AM (9WCm3) 102
The Whitmer, Benson, and Nessel troika is straight up Marxist dictatorship. Posted by: Auspex at August 08, 2024 07:09 AM (j4U/Z) Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.0241 seconds. |
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