Pakistani National With Ties to the Iranian Government Arrested for Attempting to Hire Hit Men to Assassinate President Trump

The Secret Service sure picked the perfect time to take a couple of years off, eh?

The Justice Department has charged a Pakistani man who has alleged ties to the Iranian government with seeking to carry out political assassinations, a case that prompted the US government to increase security for former President Donald Trump and other officials, according to an indictment unsealed Tuesday.
FBI investigators believe that Trump and other current and former US government officials were the intended targets of the plot, a US official briefed on the matter said.
Asif Merchant, 46, is accused of traveling to New York City and working with a hit man to carry out the assassinations in late August or early September, according to charges filed by federal prosecutors in Brooklyn, New York.
Merchant was arrested on July 12 while preparing to leave the United States, prosecutors said, shortly after he met with purported hitmen who he believed would carry the murders but were actually undercover law enforcement officers. He is in federal custody.
The FBI investigated the alleged international murder-for-hire plot in the weeks before a 20-year-old from Pennsylvania nearly assassinated the former president at one of his rallies. A law enforcement official told CNN that investigators have not found evidence that Merchant had any connection to the shooting in Butler, Pennsylvania.

The Secret Service decided to skimp on assets and counter-snipers during this period.

I'm very suspicious of any conspiracy theories, but questions must be asked.

And answered. Answering those questions is the important part, which our Civil Service Overlords always refuse to do.

We should start addressing them as "lords." Because that's what they are now, isn't it? They're our lords. They are a new aristocracy.

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The plot revealed by US prosecutors on Tuesday adds to a growing list of detailed Iranian plans to allegedly kill Trump, according to national security officials.
The US government has repeatedly raised concerns that Iran may try to retaliate for a 2020 US drone strike that killed Gen. Qasem Soleimani, a top general in Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) by trying to kill Trump or his former advisers.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:52 PM

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1 Speaking of Tampon Tim, the White Sox have gone one menstrual cycle since they last won a game.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 06, 2024 02:53 PM (YIxO9)

2 Podium

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at August 06, 2024 02:53 PM (K861k)

3 Hit men, quaint

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 06, 2024 02:54 PM (n3cG7)

4 Trump had better make sure he never goes to venues with sloped roofs.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 02:55 PM (xCA6C)

5 SS decided to slack off "coincidentally " when there was concern on an Iranian plot to assassinate Pres Trump

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 06, 2024 02:55 PM (EGSGm)

6 Mohammadens, tribal efficiency

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 06, 2024 02:55 PM (n3cG7)

7 Willowed:

3/4 of yesterday's Dow loss have now been recovered.

Silver is still (inexplicably) below $27.50 an oz. There was no reason for silver prices to have crashed like that. Its a good time to buy some.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 06, 2024 02:55 PM (Da7Vv)

8 tldr

They are pushing REAL hard for a war with Iran.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 02:56 PM (X1WfU)

9 Seems odd the FBI was able to figure this out.
I wonder if they'll figure out who put the pipe bombs near the DNC some day?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 06, 2024 02:56 PM (toj3d)

10 It's always weird when it's people outside the US government trying to get Trump killed.

Posted by: Stateless at August 06, 2024 02:56 PM (jvJvP)

11 Pakistani National With Ties to the Iranian Government Arrested for Attempting to Hire Hit Men to Assassinate President Trump

Pro tip: Hold application sessions on a sloped roof.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 02:57 PM (ZHVrD)

12 I nooded.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 06, 2024 02:57 PM (PiwSw)

13 >>Silver is still (inexplicably) below $27.50 an oz. There was no reason for silver prices to have crashed like that

You can't divorce the Industrial Component from the Silver Market.
One of the reasons it performs so weirdly for / as a Precious Metal Commodity.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 02:57 PM (X1WfU)

14 >>> It's always weird when it's people outside the US government trying to get Trump killed.

coals to Newcastle!*

* First time I've ever said this. Feels literary.

Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 02:57 PM (KRtlO)

15 Merchant? That doesn't sound like a very Pakistani surname.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 02:57 PM (v6JzV)

16 Well I can certainly see why Iran would not want Trump to be president

Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2024 02:57 PM (HJ9BW)

17 Seems odd the FBI was able to figure this out.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

No sloped roofs.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 02:57 PM (ZHVrD)

18 In ancient days, commander of the failed legion would fall on his sword and the legion would be decimated

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 06, 2024 02:58 PM (EGSGm)

19 >>> In ancient days, commander of the failed legion would fall on his sword and the legion would be decimated

yeah our lordly Civil "Service" don't roll like that

Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 02:58 PM (KRtlO)

20 The FBI had to arrest this guy.

His plot was really going to make their next plot that much more difficult to achieve.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 02:58 PM (X1WfU)

21 I wonder if they'll figure out who put the pipe bombs near the DNC some day?

They know exactly who it was:

Kyle Seraphin was the FBI agent who followed the J5/6 bombing suspect on cameras to a metro station in DC where he is on camera using a Metro card to go into VA, where he got into a car with a license plate belonging to the same person who bought the Metro card. Seraphin pointed out that he could have loaned his card and car to someone else. But he was pulled from the investigation before he could question him and the FBI never followed up on the leads. Say, that J6 bombing incident involved another Secret Service failure didn't it? Maybe that ought to be brought up in the current hearings. Seraphin said the suspect has a top secret security clearance and is retired military where he specialized in explosives, and evidently works for an unnamed federal agency as a contractor.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 06, 2024 02:58 PM (Da7Vv)

22 I repeat, yet again: Hire private security. We cannot trust the USSS. Any more than Indira could trust her "security".

Posted by: Eeyore at August 06, 2024 02:58 PM (1bNHn)

23
The plot revealed by US prosecutors on Tuesday adds to a growing list of detailed Iranian plans to allegedly kill Trump, according to national security officials.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

Well Biden and Harris are pay Iran for something...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 06, 2024 02:59 PM (toj3d)

24 Asif Merchant.
Any relation to the judge?

Posted by: Dave's not here, man at August 06, 2024 02:59 PM (raPis)

25 I'm very suspicious of any conspiracy theories, but questions must be asked.

It looks like Judicial Watch is taking the asking of questions seriously.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 06, 2024 02:59 PM (EXyHK)

26 In ancient days, commander of the failed legion would fall on his sword and the legion would be decimated
Posted by: vmom

Decimated - 1 out of 10 is weak sauce.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 02:59 PM (ZHVrD)

27 9 Seems odd the FBI was able to figure this out.
I wonder if they'll figure out who put the pipe bombs near the DNC some day?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 06, 2024 02:56 PM (toj3d)

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Maybe they can figure out who owns the white Astro with Arizona tags that Crooks drove to Butler.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 06, 2024 02:59 PM (7YfSa)

28 I wonder how much the secret service was going to pay him?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2024 02:59 PM (QNSds)

29 Rowe must go

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 06, 2024 02:59 PM (EGSGm)

30 I'm sure they've been aware of this for some time.

They were hoping someone would take care if it if they had a few "oopsies" of oversight.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2024 03:00 PM (N1DT3)

31 Interesting.

Brings into questions acting head Rose (???) Complete surprise anyone would want to do harm.

On the flip side, intetested release timing and as we all know: these folks are in CYA mode and we would question it if the story was about kidnapping a governor.

Err, wait

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 06, 2024 03:00 PM (FxH7T)

32 Was this the "Iranian Plot" mentioned prior to the assassination attempt?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2024 03:00 PM (Q4IgG)

33 We should start addressing them as "lords." Because that's what they are now, isn't it? They're our lords. They are a new aristocracy.
______
Unless they serve in the military - and combat arms, for that matter - they aren't aristocrats in any sense.

Maybe mandarins.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 06, 2024 03:00 PM (1bNHn)

34 Pakistani National With Ties to the Iranian Government Arrested for Attempting to Hire Hit Men to Assassinate President Trump

I fear the backlash this may cause against Muslims.

Posted by: brak at August 06, 2024 03:00 PM (NGHTx)

35 Shouldn't that be "Hit Pyrsyns?" You're not implying that women and trans-women are not capable, are you? ARE YOU????

Posted by: Karen CheChe at August 06, 2024 03:00 PM (PiwSw)

36 22 I repeat, yet again: Hire private security. We cannot trust the USSS. Any more than Indira could trust her "security".
Posted by: Eeyore at August

It’s both. Private security does not have the same abilities / protections as USSS.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 03:00 PM (pRpzT)

37 I'm not ruling out that the DOJ is overcharging like mad with an aim to create cover for the regime's failures while trying to make excuses for going to war with Iran.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 03:01 PM (GBKbO)

38 Any relation to Ashleigh Merchant and her glorious knockers?

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 03:01 PM (X1WfU)

39
Odds my wife would want to open the windows to smell the scent of burning tires? Minus 10,000%

These people are fvcked in the head and should be institutionalized for their own good.

But yet, here we are.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 06, 2024 03:01 PM (RKVpM)

40 We should start addressing them as "lords." Because that's what they are now, isn't it? They're our lords. They are a new aristocracy.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:52 PM

*sigh*

Am I gonna have to curtsey? Because I'll have to practice.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 03:01 PM (DRSnL)

41 Don't worry, Vance will make Trump die of embarrassment. Although Eric and Don Jr haven't succeeded yet, so tall order.

Posted by: Deep State Covfefe at August 06, 2024 03:01 PM (qkLZk)

42 This smells like more of the same: the FBI does all the heavy lifting, providing the "hitmen" for him to meet with, etc. I'm sure he's a piece of shit, but this feels more like a belated "Look at all the great work we're doing" by showing off this nobody with no real connections to Iran to distract from federal law enforcements abysmal performance in PA.

Posted by: Xander Crews at August 06, 2024 03:01 PM (rEmVK)

43 Silver is still (inexplicably) below $27.50 an oz. There was no reason for silver prices to have crashed like that. Its a good time to buy some.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe

All stores of value like gold, silver, commodities, and crypto usually go down in the immediate meltdown. They often recover quicker than the stock market does depending on the circumstances. Might have something to do with hedging strategies affecting markets and requiring a need for immediate cash rather than a store of wealth.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 03:01 PM (qdbNv)

44 > Unless they serve in the military - and combat arms, for that matter - they aren't aristocrats in any sense.

Maybe mandarins.
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What color is a green orange?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2024 03:02 PM (Q4IgG)

45 The FBI investigated because they wanted to hire him?

Posted by: InZona at August 06, 2024 03:02 PM (m+z1i)

46 A good analogy Ive read was King David sending Uriah to the front lines to ensure his death

Sure he didnt actually kill him but...

and sure the SS isnt trying to kill Trump, but...

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 06, 2024 03:02 PM (DBZuM)

47 yeah our lordly Civil "Service" don't roll like that
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 02:58 PM (KRtlO)

Lord of flies
Dukes of dung
Princes of piss

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 06, 2024 03:02 PM (EGSGm)

48 No sloped roofs.

Only open windows are allowed. A half witted child could outsmart the Secret Service leadership.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 06, 2024 03:02 PM (Da7Vv)

49 Trump is a very bad man! Very bad!
-Paki hit man

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2024 03:02 PM (JvZF+)

50 >>a need for immediate cash rather than a store of wealth.

This.
Gold does it every time there is a market crash as people liquidate to cover losses.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 03:02 PM (X1WfU)

51 33 Mandarins? Leadership is no place for small oranges!

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 06, 2024 03:03 PM (jmkKK)

52 26 In ancient days, commander of the failed legion would fall on his sword and the legion would be decimated
Posted by: vmom

Decimated - 1 out of 10 is weak sauce.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 02:59 PM
****
Not really when you consider that said 10th man had to be beaten to death by the other 9 in his row. With bare hands.

Posted by: werewife, princess of Delray Beach at August 06, 2024 03:03 PM (wwf+q)

53
Pakistani National With Ties to the Iranian Government Arrested for Attempting to Hire Hit Men to Assassinate President Trump

He didn't have enough money to hire the Secret Service for the job.

And now you know the rest of the story...

Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2024 03:03 PM (eDfFs)

54 I like Douglas Murray's take on Muslims in his country. My ancestors did not lay down their lives to let our enemies in. If they do not contribute, if they do not love our country, throw them out.

No excuses necessary. These people do not believe in liberty or human rights, so there is no reason to extend these to any of them.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 06, 2024 03:03 PM (wBaIH)

55 Questions must be asked because questioning is important. So it is very important that we ask the questions because of how important those questions are.

Posted by: Instinct at August 06, 2024 03:04 PM (KukD1)

56 There's a very simple solution to Iran. In January 2025, we drop a couple of hundred nukes on them. We then ask, "Who's next?"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 06, 2024 03:04 PM (WPL6O)

57 Our pseudo aristocracy relies on retainers to protect them. When the money becomes worthless, they will run away like brave Sir Robin.

Not a single sense of real aristocratic sensibilities. noblesse oblige, leading from the front, and that sort of thing.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 03:04 PM (qdbNv)

58
The plot revealed by US prosecutors on Tuesday adds to a growing list of detailed Iranian plans to allegedly kill Trump, according to national security officials.

Is it me, or does fake news cnn put the word "alleged" in the wrong place in this sentence??

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 03:05 PM (Eb0qY)

59 Why did they arrest him, are they looking for a consultant?

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 03:05 PM (lmY9R)

60 27
Maybe they can figure out who owns the white Astro with Arizona tags that Crooks drove to Butler.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
......

The DMV has refused to comment on an ongoing investigation.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2024 03:05 PM (v0R5T)

61 I am he... I am he As you are he, you are me and we are all together

See how they run, Like Commie pigs from a gun, See how they fly... I'm crying

Sitting on a Minnesota cornflake waiting for the van to come... Corporation tee shirt, Stupid bloody Tuesday, Man, I've been a naughty boy, I screwed the babysitter

I am the eggman (Ooh), They are the eggmen, (Ooh)
I am Tim Walz.....Goo goo g' joob

Mister city policeman sitting pretty, Little policemen in a row... See how the BLM fly like Lucy in the sky
See how they run, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead Republican's eye... Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess boy you been a naughty baby sitter girl
You let your knickers down

I am the eggman (Ooh), They are the eggmen (Ooh)... I am Tim Walz........ Goo goo g' joob, Goo goo g' joob g' goo goo g' joob

Expert texpert choking dick smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you, Kamala
See how they smile, Like pigs in a sty, see how they snied

Semolina pilchards, Climbing up the Washigton Monument...... Element'ry penguin singing Hail to Putin and Allah.... Man, you should have seen them kicking George Washington

Posted by: Tim Waltz at August 06, 2024 03:05 PM (hbjSA)

62 >>Rose

Rowe.

Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 03:05 PM (KRtlO)

63 ...and I have a feeling that Japan has much more volatility in the offing for the Markets.

And they aren't the only ones who are playing this game.

I would not want to be chasing this rebound very hard.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 03:06 PM (X1WfU)

64 Heh. From Insty,
DONALD TRUMP: “Everything woke turns to s***.”

Kamala Harris: “We have to stay woke. Like everybody needs to be woke.”

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 03:06 PM (qdbNv)

65 You know who else has ties to the Iranian government?

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 06, 2024 03:06 PM (0bidA)

66 They probably will let them out on bail to try again

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2024 03:06 PM (fwDg9)

67 Any relation to Ashleigh Merchant and her glorious knockers?
Posted by: garrett

I just looked her up. They are indeed glorious.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 03:07 PM (v6JzV)

68 We should start addressing them as "lords." Because that's what they are now, isn't it? They're our lords. They are a new aristocracy.

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The Ruling Caste.

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 06, 2024 03:07 PM (0bidA)

69 Feds=Entrapment

Posted by: Shaftoe at August 06, 2024 03:07 PM (BZYCq)

70 Look squirrel.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at August 06, 2024 03:07 PM (Z8Yh2)

71 I hope the DOJ instead focuses more resources on Jan 6.

Posted by: Blago at August 06, 2024 03:08 PM (wMRY8)

72
There's a very simple solution to Iran. In January 2025, we drop a couple of hundred nukes on them. We then ask, "Who's next?"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 06, 2024 03:04 PM

Nah, single ground burst nuke on Kharg Island that makes it so radioactive no one can approach it for the next 100 years.

Then ask, "Want some more?"

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 06, 2024 03:08 PM (RKVpM)

73 The plot was foiled when the hitmen learned they would have to traverse uneven ground to get to their target.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 03:08 PM (lmY9R)

74
The FBI guys enticed him in by wearing navy blue t-shirts that said "Undercover Hit-Man For Hire" in big yellow letters

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2024 03:09 PM (y9nCu)

75 54 I like Douglas Murray's take on Muslims in his country. My ancestors did not lay down their lives to let our enemies in. If they do not contribute, if they do not love our country, throw them out.

No excuses necessary. These people do not believe in liberty or human rights, so there is no reason to extend these to any of them.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 06, 2024 03:03 PM
****
Oh, they believe in "human rights," all right. The concept is a useful stick for beating the West and the Jews.

Posted by: werewife, princess of Delray Beach at August 06, 2024 03:09 PM (wwf+q)

76 You know who else has ties to the Iranian government?
Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 06, 2024 03:06 PM (0bidA)

Damn

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 03:09 PM (lmY9R)

77 73 The plot was foiled when the hitmen learned they would have to traverse uneven ground to get to their target.
Posted by: ...
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That argument is unevenly developed.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 03:09 PM (qdbNv)

78 Lord and savior. Saving us from Trump.

Posted by: M. Gaga at August 06, 2024 03:09 PM (zugGI)

79 The Secret Service decided to skimp on assets and counter-snipers during this period.

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"They've only got a $3 billion budget, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 06, 2024 03:09 PM (0bidA)

80 Look squirrel.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen

Yeah, smells like an op to me. "See? We are smart and good at our jobs. And we don't want to see Trump assassinated."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 03:09 PM (v6JzV)

81 38 Any relation to Ashleigh Merchant and her glorious knockers?
Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 03:01 PM (X1WfU)

Emerson Bigtiddies

Posted by: they are quite nice at August 06, 2024 03:10 PM (q1Zxb)

82 The DMV has refused to comment on an ongoing investigation.
Posted by: wth
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It's not us, it's the lines. And the breaks.

Posted by: DMV at August 06, 2024 03:10 PM (2bFN5)

83 Notice that they are fine with Biden and Harris.

One never assassinates allies.

Posted by: Thatch at August 06, 2024 03:11 PM (Q8BOb)

84 Sorry I had to first with the White Sox, but the last time they won a game, Donald Trump had a fully intact right ear.

Is it me, or do you find Pakistanis lacking a certain dignity? I find it hard to believe the men distributing my Slurpees are also trained assassins. Must be my Gen X stereotype.

I hate to say it, but to preserve his own ass and his leadership of the movement, Trump may need to make certain concessions to the Plutocracy/Ruling Class/Brahmins/Mamluks.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 06, 2024 03:11 PM (YIxO9)

85 Diversity = Incompetence

Posted by: Jim at August 06, 2024 03:12 PM (zhWvq)

86 We should start addressing them as "lords." Because that's what they are now, isn't it? They're our lords. They are a new aristocracy.
__

Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior. I bend the knee to Him only.

I will never bend the knee to these demonic creatures that pose as human beings.

They, however, will bend the knee to Him.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 03:12 PM (DPVkC)

87 Say it with me.... "Ulterior Motives" .....very good.

Carry on.

Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2024 03:12 PM (dIske)

88 We should start addressing them as "lords." Because that's what they are now, isn't it? They're our lords. They are a new aristocracy.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:52 PM

*sigh*

Am I gonna have to curtsey? Because I'll have to practice.
Posted by: Jordan61

Fuck them. I bend the knee to God & God only.

Mere man can kiss my lily white ass.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 03:12 PM (ZHVrD)

89 Notice that they are fine with Biden and Harris.

One never assassinates allies.
Posted by: Thatch
.......

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2024 03:12 PM (v0R5T)

90 We're on the verge of WWIII. The market crashed. Inflation is soaring. Unemployment is rising. The terror duo are the Democrats' candidates. And the White House . . .

Biden Admin bans federal government from using plastic forks to save the planet

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Who says Biden can't walk and chew gum at the same time?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 03:12 PM (L/fGl)

91 Fuck them. I bend the knee to God & God only.

Mere man can kiss my lily white ass.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 03:12 PM (ZHVrD)
___

*fistbump*

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 03:13 PM (DPVkC)

92 I'm still on the Gov involvement in the recent shooting. My fall back is the Gov involvment with Jan 6. Those doors just didn't open from the inside on their own. Worst case I can discuss voter fraud, also Gov involvment there.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at August 06, 2024 03:14 PM (Z8Yh2)

93 The SS/deep state is guilty of attempted proxy murder against Trump

Full stop, no cap

They're not pulling the trigger, but they are willfully and intentionally creating a scenario that would result in Trump's death

Also called Indirect Murder or Homicide by Omission

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 06, 2024 03:14 PM (DBZuM)

94 If congress is given no names, they cannot bring anyone into a hearing for questioning under oath.

But aren't they all named in public docs, or at least docs congressional staffers can access?

Why not just call everyone in at the two levels below the director?

Posted by: M. Gaga at August 06, 2024 03:14 PM (zugGI)

95 Look squirrel.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen

Yeah, smells like an op to me. "See? We are smart and good at our jobs. And we don't want to see Trump assassinated."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 03:09 PM (v6JzV)

Yeah smells like FBI liquidating their second round assassin if the Butler kid they set up had failed to show.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2024 03:15 PM (n7h9X)

96 *fistbump*
Posted by: SMH

You beat me to it. 😁

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 03:15 PM (ZHVrD)

97 We should start addressing them as "lords." Because that's what they are now, isn't it? They're our lords. They are a new aristocracy.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:52 PM

I like the idea of calling them "mandarins".

Related, I think they should be made eunuchs before being allowed to exercise power.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2024 03:15 PM (N1DT3)

98 They're not pulling the trigger, but they are willfully and intentionally creating a scenario that would result in Trump's death
___

Story of King David and Uriah.

King David may not have killed Uriah with his own hands, but he put Uriah in a place where he would be killed.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 03:15 PM (DPVkC)

99 When did the fibs first know of this? It's unclear from what's reported.

Posted by: M. Gaga at August 06, 2024 03:15 PM (zugGI)

100 Hey, Mamluks are cool dogs. Great at pulling sleds, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 03:16 PM (v6JzV)

101
Is it me, or do you find Pakistanis lacking a certain dignity?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 06, 2024 03:11 PM (YIxO9)

Don't underestimate the Pakistani's desire to cause trouble. They've had their greasy little paws to some degree in just about every war since 1948.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2024 03:16 PM (y9nCu)

102 They, however, will bend the knee to Him.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 03:12 PM (DPVkC)

And Kamala's tongue will eventually have to stop what it's doing in order to confess that He is Lord.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 03:17 PM (lmY9R)

103 Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 03:15 PM (DPVkC)

The Lord got a tad miffed at that.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 06, 2024 03:17 PM (pohLc)

104
Biden Admin bans federal government from using plastic forks to save the planet

Experts agree that plastic forks contribute not only to global warming but boyfriends being stabbed in the nose during picnics.

The first is an item of concern, the second... not so much.

Posted by: Karen CheChe at August 06, 2024 03:17 PM (RKVpM)

105 is he pakistani or baloch,

they said he arrived in june,

Posted by: no 6 at August 06, 2024 03:17 PM (PXvVL)

106 He has been charged with eleven counts of failing to get the job done.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 03:17 PM (lmY9R)

107 Related, I think they should be made eunuchs before being allowed to exercise power.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2024 03:15 PM (N1DT3)

What do you think the trans craze is all about? Making Eunuchs.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2024 03:18 PM (n7h9X)

108 The DMV has refused to comment on an ongoing investigation.
Posted by: wth

We got right up to the front of the line, then the damn lady shut the window and went on her break.

Posted by: Legal Insurrection Foundation at August 06, 2024 03:19 PM (w9Wax)

109 *sigh*

Am I gonna have to curtsey? Because I'll have to practice.
Posted by: Jordan61
......

Yes, if not done correctly a curtsy might cost you your head.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2024 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

110 so the ringer left the country the day before the hit, umcay,

Posted by: no 6 at August 06, 2024 03:19 PM (PXvVL)

111 King David may not have killed Uriah with his own hands, but he put Uriah in a place where he would be killed.

***************

yes and then when called out on it, claim it was just "benign incompetence"

oopsies, mistakes were made, we'll promise to be better next time and do some training seminars to fix issue

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 06, 2024 03:19 PM (DBZuM)

112 The Lord got a tad miffed at that.
___

That He did.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 03:19 PM (DPVkC)

113 Yeah, David really messed up with the whole Uriah episode. Lots of bad stuff came as a result of that.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 03:19 PM (v6JzV)

114 Biden Admin bans federal government from using plastic forks to save the planet

Experts agree that plastic forks contribute not only to global warming but boyfriends being stabbed in the nose during picnics.

The first is an item of concern, the second... not so much.
Posted by: Karen CheChe at August 06, 2024 03:17 PM (RKVpM)

So the huge supply of metal forks, the powerful cleaning machines and the staff needed are just free?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2024 03:20 PM (n7h9X)

115 We should start addressing them as "lords." Because that's what they are now, isn't it? They're our lords. They are a new aristocracy.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

If they were smart, (if they were, they wouldn't be dems), but if they were smart, they'd realize just how easy Trump was almost assasinated and realize that's a two way street.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 03:20 PM (ZHVrD)

116
Biden Admin bans federal government from using plastic forks to save the planet

When you find a spork in the road you'd better take it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 03:20 PM (63Dwl)

117 If they are the new aristocracy, then we need a fucking Bastille Day to deal with their asses!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 06, 2024 03:20 PM (xgXB0)

118 Don't underestimate the Pakistani's desire to cause trouble. They've had their greasy little paws to some degree in just about every war since 1948.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2024 03:16 PM (y9nCu)

How dare they, those are OUR greasy little wars.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 06, 2024 03:20 PM (dGCAG)

119 Yeah, David really messed up with the whole Uriah episode. Lots of bad stuff came as a result of that.
___

Sexual sins tend to do that.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 03:21 PM (DPVkC)

120
"Sir" and "Milord" are antiquated and white supremacist tainted.

"Her/his/int" Would be the preferred pronoun of the new class.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2024 03:21 PM (j4U/Z)

121 *In response to this heightened threat level, Secret Service has given Jill Biden additional security.*

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 06, 2024 03:21 PM (B9Prs)

122 Hey, SMH. Hope all is well with you and yours.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 03:21 PM (v6JzV)

123 back when he harry was not such a toff, before meghan, he was sort of a leading figure in ted bell's warlord, where his bondish navy spy, lord hawke uncovers a terror plot out of pakistan targeting the royals,

Posted by: no 6 at August 06, 2024 03:21 PM (PXvVL)

124 *In response to this heightened threat level, Secret Service has given Jill Biden additional security.*
Posted by: joe, living dange

pudding shipments to the white house will now be tried by dedicated tasters

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2024 03:21 PM (CIS44)

125 Such heightened security a noob got on a roof and murdered Corey.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 03:22 PM (EFhQB)

126 Yeah, David really messed up with the whole Uriah episode.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

What a heep.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 03:22 PM (ZHVrD)

127 "He is in federal custody."

Just another op. He probably mis-gendered one of his handlers and they couldn't allow that.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at August 06, 2024 03:22 PM (tA1/w)

128 Hmmm,
Windy enough to shake camera, but none of the dozens of "wind turbines" in TV weather shot seem to be turning.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 06, 2024 03:23 PM (YGb9w)

129 We're okay, Bulg.

Can't ask for much more than that nowadays.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 03:23 PM (DPVkC)

130 119 Yeah, David really messed up with the whole Uriah episode. Lots of bad stuff came as a result of that.
___

Sexual sins tend to do that.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 03:21 PM (DPVkC)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at August 06, 2024 03:23 PM (PiwSw)

131 Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 03:23 PM (63Dwl)

132
"We need some good PR. Drum up the usual suspects and make some arrests."

-Alphabet Government Agencies

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2024 03:23 PM (+oR7L)

133 Sexual sins tend to do that.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 03:21 PM (DPVkC)

David got a twofer, Adultery followed by murder.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 06, 2024 03:23 PM (pohLc)

134 crash at sundance airport outside OKC, 4 dead

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2024 03:23 PM (CIS44)

135 We're okay, Bulg.

Can't ask for much more than that nowadays.
Posted by: SMH

Yep.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 03:23 PM (v6JzV)

136 the motivation goes back to the partition, and ties the mountbatten assasination and the hit on princess diana

Posted by: no 6 at August 06, 2024 03:23 PM (PXvVL)

137 The swamp(spit) is going to kill Trump with outside "help". We are headed for dark days.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 06, 2024 03:24 PM (1FWWQ)

138 "Her/his/int" Would be the preferred pronoun of the new class.

Not “char/int/void”?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 06, 2024 03:24 PM (EXyHK)

139
Yeah, David really messed up with the whole Uriah episode.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

What a heep.
Posted by: rickb223

Easy living

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 03:24 PM (63Dwl)

140 yes it wasn't MI-6, it was a vengeful character from the subcontinent,

Posted by: no 6 at August 06, 2024 03:25 PM (PXvVL)

141 So the huge supply of metal forks, the powerful cleaning machines and the staff needed are just free?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2024 03:20 PM (n7h9X)
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Oh no, paper forks, just like paper straws. It's going to be just like an episode right out of VEEP.

Posted by: WisRich at August 06, 2024 03:25 PM (G0vdT)

142 Biden Admin bans federal government from using plastic forks to save the planet
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They have many other ways to fork us over.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 03:25 PM (lmY9R)

143 Lots of bad stuff came

Used to date her

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 06, 2024 03:25 PM (YGb9w)

144 The USSS has 8,000 agents and 33 people to protect.

Who are these 33?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 03:25 PM (EFhQB)

145 We should start addressing them as "lords." Because that's what they are now, isn't it? They're our lords. They are a new aristocracy.
---
There's only ONE Lord.

To Him and Him alone shall I bend the knee.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2024 03:25 PM (7fElN)

146 Remember the time the three Pakis copied the entire House server?

And Nancy allowed them to go back to Pakistan?

Even when they still could have been easily detained at the airport?

Not connected. I'm sure.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 03:26 PM (l3206)

147 Is this guy Asif Merchant related to the Judge in Trumps NY bookkeeping trial? Same name, isn't it?

Posted by: From about That Time at August 06, 2024 03:26 PM (4780s)

148 >>131 Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords

I checked, he wasn't

Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 03:26 PM (KRtlO)

149 Iranians have to hire a hit man to do their dirty work? Man that’s some low energy intelligence agency.

Posted by: Way it is at August 06, 2024 03:26 PM (oYg6F)

150
This just occurred to me today while driving to get the gKids. There were electronic signs outside of J'Blowme's Wilmington residence that said, among other things, "No Drone Flights", when the Mushhead was in town.

Seeing as how drones appear to not be in the USSS' arsenal, according to several reports, I wonder whether the "No Drone Flights" warning was nothing but a bluff on their part all these years.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2024 03:27 PM (Ebvx7)

151 148 >>131 Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords
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I checked, he wasn't
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 03:26 PM (KRtlO)

I heard that news today. Oh boy.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 06, 2024 03:27 PM (dGCAG)

152
I can't help but note with delight that the remains of HC Debby are heading straight towards Governor Shapiro's mansion in Harrisburg, PA.

Never ever cast doubt upon the Jewish weather machine.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 06, 2024 03:27 PM (RKVpM)

153 CAIR warns against backlash from next Friday's assassination attempt.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 03:27 PM (aD39U)

154 90
Biden Admin bans federal government from using plastic forks to save the planet

-
Who says Biden can't walk and chew gum at the same time?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 03:12 PM (L/fGl)
__________________________

Just to clarify...this is the next five months. The radical advisors around Biden are all jumping in to get an executive order on their pet projects. I can't wait to see the rest of them. I think giving money to the Taliban and releasing terrorist inmates is part of this as well.

Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2024 03:27 PM (dIske)

155 101
Is it me, or do you find Pakistanis lacking a certain dignity?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 06, 2024 03:11 PM (YIxO9)

Don't underestimate the Pakistani's desire to cause trouble. They've had their greasy little paws to some degree in just about every war since 1948.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2024 03:16 PM
****
I lived in Pakistan for 3 years. Almost every charge made against Israel -- brutal theocracy; not an historical part of the region; warlike to the point of genocide; created by the British out of whole cloth in 1948; born in bloodshed and murder; constantly fomenting wars with its neighbors and around the world; ruled by spies and militarists -- is true ... but of Pakistan. Just saying.

Posted by: werewife, princess of Delray Beach at August 06, 2024 03:27 PM (wwf+q)

156 The Iranians should have hired the Bulgarians.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 03:28 PM (EFhQB)

157 James West and Artemus Gordon did lots of stuff besides protecting President Grant.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 03:28 PM (63Dwl)

158 Wherewife?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 03:28 PM (v6JzV)

159 We should start addressing them as "lords." Because that's what they are now, isn't it? They're our lords. They are a new aristocracy.

“My Lord, your helicopter is ready for takeoff.”

Posted by: Pinochet Air Service at August 06, 2024 03:28 PM (Aoykm)

160
Biden Admin bans federal government from using plastic forks to save the planet

Plastic spoons and knives are still on the menu, boys!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2024 03:29 PM (Ebvx7)

161 As if.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 06, 2024 03:29 PM (60Pmi)

162 "He is in federal custody."

Just another op. He probably mis-gendered one of his handlers and they couldn't allow that.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at August 06, 2024 03:22 PM (tA1/w)

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I am NOT a man!

Posted by: Ray Epps at August 06, 2024 03:29 PM (V5iXz)

163 > The USSS has 8,000 agents and 33 people to protect.
Who are these 33?
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I dunno, but that's a lot of agents per person.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2024 03:29 PM (Q4IgG)

164 Off topic a bit but has anyone seen SloJo?
I mean, no one really cares nor is he at all relevant but his whereabouts might be cause for some investigation by the media. It's just curious.
Proof of life maybe?

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at August 06, 2024 03:29 PM (PwcNq)

165 Kumala Picks Tim Waltz from Minnesota-Stan....

I had 3 Wet Farts and 2 Pre-Mature Ejaculations this morning already !!!!!!

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at August 06, 2024 03:29 PM (hbjSA)

166 >>do you find Pakistanis lacking a certain dignity?

I never understood why anyone was inclined to tamp down their endless war with India.

There was something wonderfully symbiotic in that bloodshed.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 03:29 PM (X1WfU)

167 Fed workers should be made to use chop sticks

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2024 03:29 PM (fwDg9)

168 willowed:
---------------------------

They are playing for the whole ball of wax. They are all in.
They have a plan to win by cheat then tell the blind believers and the rest of the world; See, you voted for this, this is what you want and we will have Venezuela.

The only way we can win this election is for each of us to plant seeds of doubt. Seeds of doubt in those that are working on the cheat - the worker bees. Doubtful, over cautious, even fearful that their cheating may be unsuccessful resulting in severe penalty.
They know they were exposed last time, they know the opposition is restless. Pass awareness along at every opportunity - a casual/off hand statement in the checkout line, - take advantage of every opportunity to plant a seed.

A minimum of 33% of voters are devout opposition. That's something like every third person in the checkout line or wherever you are.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 06, 2024 03:30 PM (lCWOD)

169 The Merchant of Menace.

Posted by: spindrift at August 06, 2024 03:30 PM (OguvZ)

170 BREAKING!1!1!!! FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE (UPDATED) !!!111!!

Our most recent polling data accurately reflects the sentiment of the entire population of the US.

Question: Is the brilliant, wonderful, most qualified woman in the whole universe (Kamala Harris) the right black woman to be president?

Yes: 39 zilliontrillion%

No: 0.000000%

-margin of error +/- 0.00000000%

Posted by: SEriOus poLlinG grOuP InC! at August 06, 2024 03:30 PM (5hfjS)

171 We should start addressing them as "lords." Because that's what they are now, isn't it? They're our lords. They are a new aristocracy

Should Kamala be addressed as M'Lady. Spell check wanted to say Malady.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 06, 2024 03:30 PM (60Pmi)

172 Wherewife?

There wife.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 03:30 PM (aD39U)

173 The USSS has 8,000 agents and 33 people to protect.

Who are these 33?
Posted by: Anna Puma
......

Democrats.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2024 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

174 The acting head of the USSS refused to divulge the agency's anti-drone capabilities to a Congressional committee.

Ie they don't have such.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 03:31 PM (EFhQB)

175 The media seems to be going all in on Walz being a veteran and how his record as a veteran will help Kamala's campaign.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at August 06, 2024 03:31 PM (Y8lzz)

176 Is it me, or do you find Pakistanis lacking a certain dignity?

world's most inbred country

Posted by: brak at August 06, 2024 03:31 PM (NGHTx)

177 It doesn't take a Sherlock Holmes to put these clues together.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at August 06, 2024 03:31 PM (A14wj)

178 The Inner Party is filled with "lords".

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at August 06, 2024 03:31 PM (2xB3Z)

179 157 James West and Artemus Gordon did lots of stuff besides protecting President Grant.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 03:28 PM (63Dwl)

You know, if they ever do a reboot, Robert Reich would make an excellent Miguelito Loveless.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 06, 2024 03:32 PM (PiwSw)

180 SS has 8000 agents?? That’s more than worked at Twitter when Elon bought it. lol.

What in the fuck do they all do for 8 hours a day?

Posted by: Way it is at August 06, 2024 03:32 PM (oYg6F)

181 Pakistanis never got over the fact that Gandhi fucked them with partition -- in large part because they were incontrollable lunatics -- and then India went on to eventually become a real international power, while Pakistan is best known for raping child brides and sticking penises in goats.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 06, 2024 03:32 PM (iFTx/)

182 >>The acting head of the USSS refused to divulge the agency's anti-drone capabilities to a Congressional committee.

They have one guy.

Named Todd.

Who likes Drones.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 03:32 PM (X1WfU)

183 Speaking of Pakistan, what happened to Islamic rage boy?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 06, 2024 03:32 PM (60Pmi)

184 Doesn't Iran have a tv station?
Love to see pbs type cartoon for children that makes them want to drink joojoo blood.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 06, 2024 03:32 PM (U8nIs)

185 Fucking Todd.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 03:33 PM (aD39U)

186
Plastic forks. pshaw.

Ever seen a baby turtle choke on a plastic straw? HAVE YOU MONSTER?

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2024 03:33 PM (j4U/Z)

187
I never understood why anyone was inclined to tamp down their endless war with India.

There was something wonderfully symbiotic in that bloodshed.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 03:29 PM

It's all fun and games until someone goes thermonuclear. I'm kinda amazed that 'Rage Boy' and the Paki's haven't lit one off.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 06, 2024 03:33 PM (RKVpM)

188 It doesn't take a Sherlock Holmes to put these clues together.

There are, literally, too many clues in this room.

Posted by: Stephen Lightfoot Blair at August 06, 2024 03:33 PM (EXyHK)

189 >>world's most inbred country

They are just distilling their charm.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 03:33 PM (X1WfU)

190 Willowed

Well I’m lookin’ socialist California…but feelin’ commie Minnesota…

You’ve got your socialism in my Minnesota! You’ve got your communism in my California!

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 06, 2024 03:33 PM (DyhEb)

191 Speaking of Pakistan, what happened to Islamic rage boy?

he's actually the mayor of Munich now

Posted by: brak at August 06, 2024 03:33 PM (NGHTx)

192 The media seems to be going all in on Walz being a veteran and how his record as a veteran will help Kamala's campaign.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at August 06, 2024 03:31 PM (Y8lzz)

The same corporate shills who thought John F'n Kerry's military "service" was going to get him into the White House.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 06, 2024 03:33 PM (dGCAG)

193 Pakistanis never got over the fact that Gandhi fucked them with partition
Posted by: Elric Blade

How did he do that? Wasn't partition Jinnah's idea?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 03:33 PM (v6JzV)

194 Probably an op. Just like the FBI op run against the guys in Michigan to entrap them in a kidnap plot. Another layer of BS from the political police.

Posted by: Chunk at August 06, 2024 03:33 PM (vm951)

195 I need just a little profit taking by the crowd in this last 30 minutes of the market. Just ease the NASDAQ down a smidge.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 03:34 PM (aD39U)

196 191 Speaking of Pakistan, what happened to Islamic rage boy?

he's actually the mayor of Munich now
Posted by: brak at August 06, 2024 03:33 PM (NGHTx)
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Or Clock Boy?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at August 06, 2024 03:35 PM (2xB3Z)

197 The plan failed because of a shortage of arms.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 03:35 PM (lmY9R)

198
I heard that news today. Oh boy.
Posted by: BurtTC

All false. When was the last time an English army had just won a war?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2024 03:35 PM (Ebvx7)

199 He saw combat in Italy right? lol.

Posted by: Way it is at August 06, 2024 03:35 PM (oYg6F)

200 SS has 8000 agents?? That’s more than worked at Twitter when Elon bought it. lol.

What in the fuck do they all do for 8 hours a day?

They have a whole platoon assigned to covering up Democrat crimes.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 06, 2024 03:35 PM (Odg76)

201 The acting head of the USSS refused to divulge the agency's anti-drone capabilities to a Congressional committee.

Every time you tell me "no", I line out 1/4 of your budget.
If you tell me what I want to know after the second "no", next years bufget is 1/2 of this year's. If you have to furlough people, tough shit.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 03:35 PM (ZHVrD)

202 The plan failed because of a shortage of arms.
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*sobs*

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 06, 2024 03:35 PM (lmY9R)

203 Shortage of arms?

Poor Michelle Fields

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 03:36 PM (EFhQB)

204 Why wouldn't the Democrats Propaganda Ministry make up stories

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2024 03:36 PM (fwDg9)

205 All false. When was the last time an English army had just won a war?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

1292.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 03:36 PM (ZHVrD)

206 181 Pakistanis never got over the fact that Gandhi fucked them with partition -- in large part because they were incontrollable lunatics -- and then India went on to eventually become a real international power, while Pakistan is best known for raping child brides and sticking penises in goats.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 06, 2024 03:32 PM (iFTx/)

Their Ainbnbs aren't too hot either.

Posted by: Zombie Osama bin Laden at August 06, 2024 03:36 PM (PiwSw)

207 157 James West and Artemus Gordon did lots of stuff besides protecting President Grant.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 03:28 PM (63Dwl)

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Damn, it would have been a fun homage to have had characters with those names make an appearance in the Hell on Wheels television series.

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 06, 2024 03:36 PM (JfM18)

208 Pakistan not withstanding, there are a few places that need to see a brilliant sunrise and baked into glass. So many pretty colors.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 06, 2024 03:37 PM (Aoykm)

209 The media seems to be going all in on Walz being a veteran and how his record as a veteran will help Kamala's campaign.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens

The Army corrected his rank, but he is still running around saying he served as an E9. Despicable.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 03:37 PM (p4NUW)

210
Us: Walz did stolen valor

Them: Why do you hate the troops??!!!

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 03:37 PM (lmY9R)

211 Pakistanis never got over the fact that Gandhi fucked them with partition
Posted by: Elric Blade

How did he do that? Wasn't partition Jinnah's idea?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 03:33 PM (v6JzV)
___________

It wasn't Gandhi's idea and reportedly he was against it. But he eventually pushed for it that was the impetus for creating it. It was an insane idea that all but guaranteed the Muslim "side" was gonna be a shithole. And it predictably led to mass bloodshed and death as everyone tried to get to the right side -- creating animosity and vendettas that still continue to this day.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 06, 2024 03:37 PM (iFTx/)

212 All false. When was the last time an English army had just won a war?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

1292.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 03:36 PM (ZHVrD)

I saw the photograph.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 06, 2024 03:37 PM (dGCAG)

213 Hi, SMH.
100% what you said.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at August 06, 2024 03:38 PM (JrYM1)

214 Henry V?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at August 06, 2024 03:38 PM (2xB3Z)

215 Kamala should have picked Darth Lloyd. He has gravitas.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 03:39 PM (EFhQB)

216 The USSS has 8,000 agents and 33 people to protect.

7,999 for DOCTOR Jill
1 Trainee (former Animal Control Officer) for Trump

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 06, 2024 03:39 PM (w9Wax)

217 216 The USSS has 8,000 agents and 33 people to protect.

7,999 for DOCTOR Jill
1 Trainee (former Animal Control Officer) for Trump

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 06, 2024 03:39 PM (w9Wax)
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I remember the SS detail in the Clint Eastwood flick "Absolute Power" did a bang up job there.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at August 06, 2024 03:40 PM (2xB3Z)

218 Kamala should have picked Darth Lloyd. He has gravitas.
Posted by: Anna Puma

He has his own gratvitasional field.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 03:40 PM (v6JzV)

219 The plan failed because of a shortage of arms.
Posted by: ...

NOT FUNNY!!!!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 06, 2024 03:40 PM (WXNFJ)

220 SS has 8000 agents?? That’s more than worked at Twitter when Elon bought it. lol.

What in the fuck do they all do for 8 hours a day?
Posted by: Way it is

"Say, Bob, does this one look counterfeit to you?"

Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2024 03:41 PM (DgGvY)

221 Restart from scratch. Boot 1788 operating system.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 06, 2024 03:41 PM (/U5Yz)

222 >>Kamala should have picked Darth Lloyd. He has gravitas.

Gravy Tas?

Posted by: Gov Stacey Abrams at August 06, 2024 03:41 PM (X1WfU)

223 I was breathing like Darth Vader every time I tried to workout at the gym with a mask on during The Pandemonium.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at August 06, 2024 03:42 PM (2xB3Z)

224 People are weird.

Silver was about 4 bucks for 20 years. Nobody wanted it. I had some silver Eagles, in Treasury embossed plastic tubes. I showed my room mate in the .mil. He thought they were gorgeous. Walking liberty re-issue. .999

"Wow! How much are they worth!"
About 6 bucks maybe.
The spark in his eyes went away, he handed it back to me, and never sought any interest in them. It's also true, that stock traders and similar market people want stuff to move. Not necessarily go up, but do something.

Anyway I bought all I could and sold the whole shootin' match into strength. A hundred ounce bar at $48 - on the assumption that silver historically is volatile. And nobody went broke taking a profit.

I was convinced it would hit 60 or 75 in 2011 or whatever, and it never did. Silver will take a huge hit if your country goes tits up completely, as it is way too bulky for any serious wealth concentration. Gold is amazingly compact and super valuable if you have to bribe border guards or charter a raft to unass your failed state. Dollars used to work for that too, but...

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2024 03:42 PM (JGGiW)

225 Kamala should have picked Darth Lloyd. He has gravitas.
Posted by: Anna Puma
.....

Dumb and dumber.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2024 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

226 Unlike Tim Walz, this guy actually deployed for combat.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 06, 2024 03:42 PM (gKWVE)

227 The plan failed because of a shortage of arms.
Posted by: ...

NOT FUNNY!!!!
Posted by: Michelle Fields

Shut up whiner, you have no idea.

Posted by: Inspector Krogh at August 06, 2024 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

228 Tim Walz, former teacher.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 06, 2024 03:43 PM (/U5Yz)

229 Tim Walz, when duty calls, time to retire.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at August 06, 2024 03:43 PM (2xB3Z)

230 The GOPe would rather spend a hundred million dollars trying to win Mrs. Walz's vote than spend any time trying to win the votes of people who had their businesses burnt in the Minneapolis riots.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 03:44 PM (GBKbO)

231
Is this true?

Dell laid off 12.5K employees? I ashume* that's globally, but still....

*assume, but like the brits say it

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 03:44 PM (V91bQ)

232 CNN actually does note that he claims to have retired at the wrong rank, although they are unclear why he failed to do the proper course work to retain that rank upon retirement or if he had any combat deployments.

Stupid fucks, I knew all of the answers to those questions this morning.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at August 06, 2024 03:44 PM (Y8lzz)

233 222 >>Kamala should have picked Darth Lloyd. He has gravitas.

Gravy Tas?
Posted by: Gov Stacey Abrams at August 06, 2024 03:41 PM (X1WfU)
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Tasso gravy!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at August 06, 2024 03:44 PM (2xB3Z)

234 Josh at Lotus Eaters:

What does the WEF have to say about me? A man who owns nothing and is unhappy?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 06, 2024 03:45 PM (cf/0E)

235 "This is a no shit story. . . There I was. . . . "

-- WALZ, TIMOTHY E9 Ranger Tier 1 SEAL DEVGRU REMF GOLDBRICKER

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2024 03:45 PM (WXNFJ)

236 Silver dollars are perfectly acceptable by a lot of people, they don't necessarily always want to hold a currency that is not appreciating or holding purchasing power anyhow. A tree cutter said something once to me, I could tell he was fishing for a cash deal or silver dollar kind of thing a little bit.

But you make money on the buy. Silver at 27 bucks may be too high (again) who the hell knows. Probably not, but ya pays yer money and takes yer chances.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2024 03:45 PM (JGGiW)

237
Tim Walz, when duty calls, time to retire.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at August 06, 2024 03:43 PM

''When the going get tough, the tough get going''. Back to the USA in his case.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 06, 2024 03:45 PM (RKVpM)

238 220 SS has 8000 agents?? That’s more than worked at Twitter when Elon bought it. lol.

What in the fuck do they all do for 8 hours a day?
Posted by: Way it is

"Say, Bob, does this one look counterfeit to you?"
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2024 03:41 PM (DgGvY)

Porn. It doesn't surf by itself.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 06, 2024 03:45 PM (N39Ws)

239
I told you all more than 6 months ago that construction in the northeast is D.E.A.D.

I told you bad times were a-comin.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 03:45 PM (V91bQ)

240 Oh sure, they arrest the guy when he tries to leave the country. They really are committing to the open borders shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 06, 2024 03:45 PM (npjob)

241 So, the FBI approached a Pakistani national and offered to kill Trump if he would pay them?

Sounds like a classic FBI op.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at August 06, 2024 03:45 PM (vEzja)

242 What in the fuck do they all do for 8 hours a day?
Posted by: Way it is

You mean when they're not looking at porn, investigating conservative Catholics or conservative websites or trying to set up people to take shots at President Trump?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2024 03:46 PM (dTTBf)

243 New Democrat campaign slogan:

Balls to the Walz

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 06, 2024 03:47 PM (w9Wax)

244 239
I told you all more than 6 months ago that construction in the northeast is D.E.A.D.

I told you bad times were a-comin.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 03:45 PM (V91bQ)
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It all moved to the Southeast, unfortunately for those who already lived there.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at August 06, 2024 03:47 PM (2xB3Z)

245 New Democrat campaign slogan:

Balls to the Walz
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

"Kamala will take it on the chin for you!"

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2024 03:47 PM (WXNFJ)

246 I don't care how many times I have seen the 'It's not about the nail' video.

It never fails to make me laugh.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 03:47 PM (X1WfU)

247 Better go see what needs batten down, T-storm coming

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2024 03:48 PM (fwDg9)

248 199 He saw combat in Italy right? lol.
Posted by: Way it is

I saw that. I didn't know I could get rewarded for watching the Gulf War unfold from a pub in the UK. Missed my moment.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 06, 2024 03:48 PM (sAmhv)

249
In 2022, big-building construction began to slow in Boston. It slowed way down in 2023. Nobody wants to rent new space in the city. That means no more new buildings.

Construction is always the first to go in a recession, and the last to come back.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 03:48 PM (V91bQ)

250 ABC says Walz is moderate, folksy and plainspoken

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2024 03:48 PM (IyPmt)

251 So maybe this Iran threat on Trump was the reason they had snipers at the Trump rally (for the first time), and the reason the shooter didn't get another dozen shots off.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 06, 2024 03:48 PM (Cus5s)

252 250 ABC says Walz is moderate, folksy and plainspoken
Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2024 03:48 PM (IyPmt)

========

DU said that America was ready for a progressive ticket, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

253 The USSS has 8,000 agents and 33 people to protect.

Who are these 33?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 03:25 PM (EFhQB)

They also have to clamp down on the scourge of counterfeiting.

After all, making fake money is the exclusive province of the Fed.

Posted by: spindrift at August 06, 2024 03:48 PM (OguvZ)

254 I don't care how many times I have seen the 'It's not about the nail' video.

It never fails to make me laugh.
Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 03:47 PM (X1WfU)

That's why you're single.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 06, 2024 03:49 PM (dGCAG)

255 Very professionally produced and the actress is perfect.

"Well ... there is that ... nail sticking out of your head"

It's Not About The Nail!!!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2024 03:50 PM (JGGiW)

256 I told you all more than 6 months ago that construction in the northeast is D.E.A.D.

I told you bad times were a-comin.
Posted by: Soothsayer
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It all moved to the Southeast, unfortunately for those who already lived there.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

I rate this statement as 'True'. We drove all over/across/and through North and South Carolina the past two weeks. New business construction everywhere near the interstates.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2024 03:50 PM (WXNFJ)

257 201 The acting head of the USSS refused to divulge the agency's anti-drone capabilities to a Congressional committee.

Every time you tell me "no", I line out 1/4 of your budget.
If you tell me what I want to know after the second "no", next years bufget is 1/2 of this year's. If you have to furlough people, tough shit.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 03:35 PM (ZHVrD)

Rickb223 - See! He gets it. This is how it's done.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 06, 2024 03:50 PM (N39Ws)

258 ABC says Walz is moderate, folksy and plainspoken
Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2024 03:48 PM (IyPmt)
______

"Folksy" is sure to have the Democrap base lined up to vote for these two shitstains

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 06, 2024 03:50 PM (iFTx/)

259 I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one

Posted by: Too Easy! at August 06, 2024 03:50 PM (JGGiW)

260 > The acting head of the USSS refused to divulge the agency's anti-drone capabilities to a Congressional committee.
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Military grade jammers. Portable. Vehicle mounted.

I think there was a photo some time ago of a weird looking contraption on one of the SUV-like vehicles that accompany the prez. Antenna... not related to comms.

So said the "experts" in radios 'n shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2024 03:51 PM (Q4IgG)

261 The USSS has 8,000 agents and 33 people to protect.

Who are these 33?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 03:25 PM (EFhQB)

They also have to clamp down on the scourge of counterfeiting.

After all, making fake money is the exclusive province of the Fed.
Posted by: spindrift

"FU Becky. You don't have to check my $1 bills. If I were counterfeiting money, I wouldn't be at the Dollar Tree".

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 03:51 PM (ZHVrD)

262 >>That's why you're single.

You are always trying to fix things.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 03:51 PM (X1WfU)

263 230 The GOPe would rather spend a hundred million dollars trying to win Mrs. Walz's vote than spend any time trying to win the votes of people who had their businesses burnt in the Minneapolis riots.

Prove me wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
=========
Failure theatre is what GOP in general does best. And backstabbing, don't forget the backstabbing. And the demoralization, cannot forget that tool.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 03:51 PM (qdbNv)

264 ABC says Walz is moderate, folksy and plainspoken
Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2024 03:48 PM (IyPmt)

Trying to pretend he's all the things Kamala obviously isn't. A balanced ticket!!!

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 03:51 PM (lmY9R)

265 ABC says Walz is moderate, folksy and plainspoken

As a comparison to Kamala who is far left, elitist and inarticulate?

Of course he's far left.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2024 03:52 PM (dTTBf)

266 He (Walz) betrayed his Service, his men AND his Country. The DUI eased his resignation.

FUCKING useless prick.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 06, 2024 03:52 PM (hKoQL)

267 Very professionally produced and the actress is perfect.

"Well ... there is that ... nail sticking out of your head"

It's Not About The Nail!!!
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2024 03:50 PM (JGGiW)

My divorce papers would certainly suggest... it's about the freakin' nail!!

Posted by: BurtTC at August 06, 2024 03:52 PM (dGCAG)

268 Unleash the Trump Shuffle on TikTok...

Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
NEW: Kamala Harris trends are taking over TikTok where creators are dancing to remixes of Kamala's speeches.

TikTok is where brain cells go to die.

The newest trend is a Kamala Harris coconut dance.

According to a new Morning Consult poll that polled young voters, Harris has a 9-point lead over Trump among voters under 35 (49% to 40%).

The same poll showed Trump leading Biden by 9 points among young voters before Biden dropped out.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 06, 2024 03:52 PM (TGPs7)

269
New business construction everywhere near the interstates.
Posted by: Tonypete

And are these type of projects that are employing the trade unions? Because that's what I'm talking about.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 03:53 PM (V91bQ)

270 262 >>That's why you're single.

---
You are always trying to fix things.
Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 03:51 PM (X1WfU)

On the contrary, single IS fixed.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 06, 2024 03:53 PM (dGCAG)

271 Have the Kos kids said we are “melting down” over their brilliant ticket?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 06, 2024 03:53 PM (QyLHS)

272 251 So maybe this Iran threat on Trump was the reason they had snipers at the Trump rally (for the first time), and the reason the shooter didn't get another dozen shots off.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 06, 2024 03:48 PM (Cus5s)

Hahahahahaha. They roped the guy in by leaving the perfect platform unsecured and trotted Trump out there as bait to draw him in and then only respond when trump was shot at. That was the plan?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2024 03:53 PM (uBBbP)

273 The newest trend is a Kamala Harris coconut dance.

According to a new Morning Consult poll that polled young voters, Harris has a 9-point lead over Trump among voters under 35 (49% to 40%).

The same poll showed Trump leading Biden by 9 points among young voters before Biden dropped out.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 06, 2024 03:52 PM (TGPs7)

Does she put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2024 03:54 PM (uBBbP)

274
With all this rain the past few days, HC Debby could quickly do a serious flooding number on Pennsylvania. Historically, we're number two in flood damage in the USA.

Maybe a news conference with 7' 11" Fetterman and diminutive 5' 4" Shapiro after the rain stops. For the lulz.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 06, 2024 03:54 PM (RKVpM)

275 "It's NOT ABOUT the Gunman on the ROOF!"

Posted by: SS Director Rowe at August 06, 2024 03:54 PM (X1WfU)

276 NY Post crashing from people commenting about Walz’s Military Service lies.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 03:55 PM (pRpzT)

277 I rate this statement as 'True'. We drove all over/across/and through North and South Carolina the past two weeks. New business construction everywhere near the interstates.
Posted by: Tonypete
==========
The transplants have to be near the interstates because they fear the same fate as those in Deliverance if they go too far off the beaten path.

Most transplants never think about common courtesy as an icebreaker and no condescension of the locals. That and endless tales of how we did it back things where we used to live are really things that long term inhabitants of a region enjoy wherever the locale.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 03:55 PM (qdbNv)

278
Does she put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2024 03:54 PM (uBBbP)

And then she feels better ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2024 03:55 PM (IyPmt)

279 I never really got why they went after George Floyd for the counterfeit bill thing. Did they think that he himself was counterfeiting? Because, otherwise, how can it be illegal for ordinary citizens to pass counterfeit money if they know that's it's counterfeit?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 03:55 PM (v6JzV)

280 Ok. I'd never seen the "It's not about the nail" clip before. That's pretty freaking hilarious. I love it.

Men do the same damn thing though.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 06, 2024 03:55 PM (W2Pud)

281 According to a new Morning Consult poll that polled young voters,

Harris has a 9-point lead over Trump among voters under 35 (49% to 40%).

You know. The ones that will get stoned and gorget what they are doing.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 03:55 PM (ZHVrD)

282 According to a new Morning Consult poll that polled young voters, Harris has a 9-point lead over Trump among voters under 35 (49% to 40%).

The same poll showed Trump leading Biden by 9 points among young voters before Biden dropped out.
Posted by: Mister Ghost
==========
1st any media polling is suspect, second, most young voters are low info but more changeable in voting than other groups.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 03:56 PM (qdbNv)

283 282 ==========
1st any media polling is suspect, second, most young voters are low info but more changeable in voting than other groups.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 03:56 PM (qdbNv)

========

Also one of the demos least likely to actually vote.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

284
New York Post
@nypost
Hamas names Gaza chief and Oct. 7 mastermind Yahya Sinwar as top leader https://trib.al/npa0QbN

New York Post
@nypost
What happened when we tested the Trojan Dual Pleasure Vibrating Wand will surprise you https://trib.al/Pqrk9Za

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 06, 2024 03:56 PM (TGPs7)

285 "if they don't know that it's counterfeit?" Dammit.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 03:56 PM (v6JzV)

286 Kamala Harris and coconuts.

I'll take "what has three holes and a white liquid inside it" for $800, Alex.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 06, 2024 03:57 PM (N39Ws)

287 >> I never really got why they went after George Floyd for the counterfeit bill thing.

Because, detecting Counterfeiters is all about building a web. They pounce on every single report they can in order to do this.

It's a BFD when a counterfeit ring goes undetected for any length of time. Lots of people get hurt.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 03:57 PM (X1WfU)

288 109 *sigh*

Am I gonna have to curtsey? Because I'll have to practice.
Posted by: Jordan61

Never look them in the eye when presenting the bacon.

Posted by: javems at August 06, 2024 03:58 PM (8I4hW)

289 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 06, 2024 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

290 284
New York Post
@nypost
Hamas names Gaza chief and Oct. 7 mastermind Yahya Sinwar as top leader https://trib.al/npa0QbN

Cool! I need to round out my "dead pool" picks.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 06, 2024 03:58 PM (N39Ws)

291 Men do the same damn thing though.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Hey! I'll have you know I had a mild cold once so I now know what women go through during childbirth.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2024 03:58 PM (WXNFJ)

292 Also one of the demos least likely to actually vote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
=======
That is usually the case and part of that is many don't bother to change or update voter registration when they move.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 03:58 PM (qdbNv)

293 Why do I have no faith in this not being an op created by the Feds to make themselves look BETTER after failing to protect the former President and current LEADER for 2024........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 06, 2024 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

294 Nothing about Vance? His rally must have been a real snoozer. Should have had a mountain dew.

Posted by: Deep State Covfefe at August 06, 2024 03:59 PM (qkLZk)

295 @nypost
Hamas names Gaza chief and Oct. 7 mastermind Yahya Sinwar as top leader https://trib.al/npa0QbN

Way to put a target on someone

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2024 03:59 PM (IyPmt)

296 SPONGE!

Howdy sir!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 06, 2024 03:59 PM (W2Pud)

297 252 DU said that America was ready for a progressive ticket, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August

They need to coordinate on their messaging again.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 03:59 PM (pRpzT)

298 Sheesh.
Picking waltz is a signal. Burn America on Election Day.
I think it has come to this.

On the upside I scored $18 off the geezers in golf.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2024 03:59 PM (tSMFq)

299
According to a new Morning Consult poll that polled young voters, Harris has a 9-point lead over Trump among voters under 35 (49% to 40%).

The same poll showed Trump leading Biden by 9 points among young voters before Biden dropped out.
Posted by: Mister Ghost

There's a simple explanation for this. The first fake poll was published to help get rid of biden. The second fake poll by this fake polling outfit is designed to help reinforce camelface as the nom and get her more endorsments and fake "momentum." It's all gaslighting.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 03:59 PM (V91bQ)

300 According to a new Morning Consult poll that polled young voters, Harris has a 9-point lead over Trump among voters under 35 (49% to 40%).

The same poll showed Trump leading Biden by 9 points among young voters before Biden dropped out.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 06, 2024 03:52 PM (TGPs7)

Right so Trump's lead with young voters was bs all along and part of an op

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 03:59 PM (lmY9R)

301
According to a new Morning Consult poll that polled young voters, Harris has a 9-point lead over Trump among voters under 35 (49% to 40%).

According to my calculations, that voting contingent is most likely to be 'outdoorsmen' or 'homeless' in the coming decades.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 06, 2024 03:59 PM (RKVpM)

302
... and next in the box is ...

@nypost
Hamas names Gaza chief and Oct. 7 mastermind Yahya Sinwar as top leader https://trib.al/npa0QbN

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2024 04:00 PM (Ebvx7)

303 According to a new Morning Consult poll that polled young voters, Harris has a 9-point lead over Trump among voters under 35 (49% to 40%).

The same poll showed Trump leading Biden by 9 points among young voters before Biden dropped out.
Posted by: Mister Ghost
==========
1st any media polling is suspect, second, most young voters are low info but more changeable in voting than other groups.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 03:56 PM (qdbNv)
____________

That and the doubling of the D+ certainly helped. Also, there's an awful lot of variation in "under 35" and it's easy to deliberately target the youngest of that group, who are the dumbest, most useless, most pliable, and most likely to duckspeak Democrap dogshit.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 06, 2024 04:00 PM (iFTx/)

304 No one in the world is energized by this witch that wasn't already voting for both of them. Everyone knew Biden's days were numbered but no one was excited to hand her the presidency that way?

Everything is such a fucking stupid lie.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 04:00 PM (lmY9R)

305 Hey! I'll have you know I had a mild cold once so I now know what women go through during childbirth.
Posted by: Tonypete at

The MAN COLD.

omg. the agony of living with a man and his cold.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 06, 2024 04:00 PM (W2Pud)

306 @nypost
Hamas names Gaza chief and Oct. 7 mastermind Yahya Sinwar as top leader https://trib.al/npa0QbN

Way to put a target on someone

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2024 03:59 PM (IyPmt)

----------------

Not to worry, Donna -- he's just an AOP (Another Obama Puppet).

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 06, 2024 04:01 PM (W9DpR)

307 305 The MAN COLD.

omg. the agony of living with a man and his cold.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 06, 2024 04:00 PM (W2Pud)

=======

I've never understood this trope.

I get sick and get better, and Dolley has no idea I was ever sick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 04:01 PM (GBKbO)

308 omg. the agony of living with a man and his cold.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 06, 2024 04:00 PM (W2Pud)

OMG... Husband gets sick and you'd think no one has ever been sick like him before.

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2024 04:01 PM (IyPmt)

309 Pakistani National With Ties to the Iranian Government...

Hey, we don't speak Urdu, so we needed Iran to be our go-between.

Posted by: The CIA at August 06, 2024 04:01 PM (jTkkJ)

310 SPONGE!

Howdy sir!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 06, 2024 03:59 PM (W2Pud)

Hey there, sexy........How YOU doin?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 06, 2024 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

311 On the upside I scored $18 off the geezers in golf.
Posted by: Diogenes

Thanks for letting us know. Our agents will be in touch.

Posted by: IRS at August 06, 2024 04:02 PM (v6JzV)

312 307 305 The MAN COLD.

omg. the agony of living with a man and his cold.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 06, 2024 04:00 PM (W2Pud)

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I've never understood this trope.

I get sick and get better, and Dolley has no idea I was ever sick.
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Same here. I just want to be left alone when I'm sick.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 06, 2024 04:02 PM (FmapG)

313 omg. the agony of living with a man and his cold.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 06, 2024 04:00 PM (W2Pud)

....

We can handle ice fishing but not colds.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 06, 2024 04:02 PM (vIIWb)

314 Rupert & the Kids must be working overtime. The NY Post is a wealth of information today...

New York Post
@nypost
American woman found chained to tree in India admits she did it herself https://trib.al/DpXMMCv

(She will soon be dancing for Kamala on TikTok, once they
get the chains off...)

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 06, 2024 04:02 PM (TGPs7)

315
Are we senile and demented, too?

Did we already forget the onslaught by the media, including polling firms, to oust biden from the ticket?

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 04:02 PM (V91bQ)

316 Harry Nisson is a homo, right?

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 06, 2024 04:03 PM (iFTx/)

317
@nypost
Hamas names Gaza chief and Oct. 7 mastermind Yahya Sinwar as top leader

NY Post also begins preparing his obituary for publication.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 06, 2024 04:03 PM (RKVpM)

318 Hey! I'll have you know I had a mild cold once so I now know what women go through during childbirth.
Posted by: Tonypete

I stubbed a toe once. I'm good.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 04:03 PM (ZHVrD)

319 316 Harry Nisson is a homo, right?
Posted by: Elric Blade at

Is he? Or just beta? Hard to tell sometimes.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 04:03 PM (QzINz)

320 Oh, did Nehls stop wearing his CIB pin? Hmmm

Posted by: Deep State Covfefe at August 06, 2024 04:03 PM (qkLZk)

321 305 Hey! I'll have you know I had a mild cold once so I now know what women go through during childbirth.
Posted by: Tonypete at

Man of the Year

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2024 04:03 PM (j4U/Z)

322 Biden Admin bans federal government from using plastic forks to save the planet

... so what else are they supposed to use to save the planet, chopsticks?

Posted by: Your Old Grammar Teacher at August 06, 2024 04:04 PM (hB7mE)

323 OMG... Husband gets sick and you'd think no one has ever been sick like him before.
Posted by: It's me donna

In our house, it's the opposite. I mention to my wife that I'm feeling a little under the weather, and she immediately starts fussing over me out of all proportion to my discomfort.

Posted by: IRS at August 06, 2024 04:04 PM (v6JzV)

324 "and trotted Trump out there as bait to draw him in and then only respond when trump was shot at. That was the plan?"

If there was a plan, that sniper was probably not in on it.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 06, 2024 04:04 PM (Cus5s)

325 OMG... Husband gets sick and you'd think no one has ever been sick like him before.
Posted by: It's me donna at

lying in bed, wailing for chicken soup, oh, no I need warm sprite and saltines. no, I need tea. no, I need cold water..... not THAT cold. I'm too hot, I'm too cold, my head hurts. I'm just soooooo tired!

My ex passed out twice and threw up all over himself after his vasectomy. The doctor was just TALKING to him about post procedure care.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 06, 2024 04:04 PM (W2Pud)

326 I just want to be left alone when I'm sick.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Same here.

Posted by: IRS at August 06, 2024 04:04 PM (v6JzV)

327 I live in SC and virtually everyone from the Northeast is circumspect and grateful to be newbies and free of the NY/NJ/PA madhouses.

The only bad Northern expats are those NC assholes.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 06, 2024 04:04 PM (wBaIH)

328 In our house, it's the opposite. I mention to my wife that I'm feeling a little under the weather, and she immediately starts fussing over me out of all proportion to my discomfort.
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I always enjoy my wife checking in on me to see if I'm dead.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 06, 2024 04:05 PM (FmapG)

329 1 in 5 young voters switched to someone who was ALREADY ON THE TICKET.

Sure.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 04:05 PM (lmY9R)

330 Oops! Off, IRS sock!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 04:05 PM (v6JzV)

331 They're not pulling the trigger, but they are willfully and intentionally creating a scenario that would result in Trump's death

Also called Indirect Murder or Homicide by Omission
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 06, 2024 03:14 PM (DBZuM)
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This is called criminal negligence at best, most likely it is conspiracy to assassinate your political opponent.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 06, 2024 04:05 PM (JNTt1)

332 I've never understood this trope.

It's a silly meme:

Hey! I'll have you know I had a mild cold once so I now know what women go through during childbirth.

Seriously, guys, if you want to know the pain of childbirth, take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 04:06 PM (ZHVrD)

333 >>I just want to be left alone when I'm sick.

This.

And a giant bowl of soup.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 04:06 PM (X1WfU)

334 NOOD 1870

Posted by: Glenn John at August 06, 2024 04:06 PM (nvKZ7)

335 329 1 in 5 young voters switched to someone who was ALREADY ON THE TICKET.

Sure.
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 04:05 PM (lmY9R)

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Her presence on the ticket as VP didn't convince them?

I'm assured over and over again that VP tickets are often more important than who's on top of the oticket.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

336 I saw the Stray Cats open for Duckspeak Democrap Dogshit at the Topsham Fairgrounds in '82.

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 06, 2024 04:06 PM (W9DpR)

337 I just want to be left alone when I'm sick.

This.

And a giant bowl of soup.
Posted by: garrett

And boob pics.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 04:06 PM (v6JzV)

338 Spoiler Alert: Paper forks are full of microplastics.

Posted by: Max Power at August 06, 2024 04:06 PM (q177U)

339 333 >>I just want to be left alone when I'm sick.

This.

And a giant bowl of soup.
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Yep. Hot n Sour Soup for the win.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 06, 2024 04:07 PM (FmapG)

340 Usually, when I get sick, it's a variation of whatever man made flu shit that comes along.

I'm 102-104 for about 24 hours, then slowly get the fever down where I'm back to normal in 10 to 12 more.

Wife takes care of me, but I don't ask for much, so.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 06, 2024 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

341 NOOD NOOD NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at August 06, 2024 04:07 PM (q177U)

342 I just want to be left alone when I'm not sick

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 04:08 PM (lmY9R)

343
Played a "Touch of Schmielson" in the night and "Nielson Schmielson" back to back over 50 years ago trying to induce romance.

Didn't work.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2024 04:08 PM (j4U/Z)

344 There's a simple explanation for this. The first fake poll was published to help get rid of biden. The second fake poll by this fake polling outfit is designed to help reinforce camelface as the nom and get her more endorsments and fake "momentum." It's all gaslighting.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 03:59 PM (V91bQ)
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Absolutely. I feel not so bad with a 49-40 split of the youngest voters and would take it. W Bush did much worse than this in his re-election win for the same group.

The Trump lead with youngest voters over Biden was never believable at all and was purely an op to pressure him out. They may have not turned out to vote and enthusiasm would have been lower, but Trump would never win that vote under any circumstance.

Posted by: theATL at August 06, 2024 04:08 PM (BYfP9)

345 >>>Trump would never win that vote under any circumstance.

Of course not, he's some old creepy weirdo.

Posted by: Deep State Covfefe at August 06, 2024 04:09 PM (qkLZk)

346 how can it be illegal for ordinary citizens to pass counterfeit money if they know that's it's counterfeit?
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It is not lawful to spend "counterfeit" currency. It will be confiscated. By the clerk. So St. Floyd was out whatever he thought it was worth, in that sense. They don't hand it back to you. Now, if the clerk was fooled - that can come out of THEIR CHECK. So they have a vested interest in NOT taking bogus currency. It is what it is.

A similar effect is observed if the clerk believes the ID presented is fraudulent. They don't give it back. Thus, the situation can escalate.

Posted by: Too Easy! at August 06, 2024 04:12 PM (JGGiW)

347 X CEO Linda Yaccarino announced Tuesday the company has filed a lawsuit against GARM [Global Alliance for Responsible Media] , World Federation of Advertisers (WFA), and GARM members CVS Health, Mars, Orsted and Unilever.

Herrrrrrrre's Linda: - https://shorturl.at/FqMar

Posted by: Braenyard at August 06, 2024 04:14 PM (lCWOD)

348 On the upside I scored $18 off the geezers in golf.
Posted by: Diogenes
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That would be about a third of a public course greens fee around here. Or two cocktails/three beers.
Well done.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 06, 2024 04:15 PM (4780s)

349 Bravely bold Sir Tim Rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, Oh brave Sir Walz.
He was not at all afraid To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Tim. He was not in the least bit scared To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out, And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled Brave Sir Tim.
His head smashed in And his heart cut out
And his liver removed And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped And his bottom burnt off
And his penis "That's, that's enough music for now lads, there's dirty work afoot." Brave Sir Tim ran away.
("No!")
Bravely ran away away. ("I didn't!")
When danger reared it's ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled.("I never!")
Yes, brave Sir Tim turned about And gallantly he chickened out.("You're lying!")
Swiftly taking to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the brave, Sir Tim!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 06, 2024 04:20 PM (pohLc)

350 Wouldn't the SS be responsible for the death of Corey and the injuring of the 2 other civilians if congress wanted to do their jobs?

Posted by: Megthered at August 06, 2024 04:20 PM (rwiQP)

351 Iranian ties??? That’s it, we should absolutely go to war with Iran on Israel’s behalf

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at August 06, 2024 04:30 PM (Ke+Bi)

352 Or our own.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 04:49 PM (aD39U)

353 This will be lost in the AoS wash, but I'll put it out there in regards to the Trump assassinations attempt-

News recently came out that the Butler rally was the first one were SS counter snipers were assigned. It is also the first one where a sniper took a shot at Trump. If the counter sniper teams were not there, Crooks may well have been taken into custody alive by the police that were roaming around the grounds.

With the counter snipers in place, Crooks was a dead man the moment he started shooting, since those boys don't miss. Curious coincidence on a number of levels. IYKWIM...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 06, 2024 04:54 PM (MZ+PY)

354 Does she put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2024 03:54 PM (uBBbP)

Well, she is 1/2 Jamaican, mon, so yeah, mon.

Damn now I'm hungry for some jerk chicken.

Posted by: TheOsprey at August 06, 2024 05:17 PM (+2I7p)

355 The first thought of anybody should be the Pakistani Awan Brothers. Only one was arrested by the FBI, which allowed his wife to proceed to Pakistan with all the information Imran copied from Congress. Imran's two brothers had already been tipped off, so were in Pakistan. Judge Tanya Chutkhan sentenced him to time-served, about 15 months plus 3 months of supervision for lying a bank-loan application.
Strangely, New York State Leftist Judge Engoron fined Trump $350 million for the same crime.

Posted by: wferrin at August 06, 2024 06:24 PM (jAZgb)

356 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imran_Awan

Posted by: wferrin at August 06, 2024 06:25 PM (jAZgb)

357 I don't believe damned word of this horse shit.

This is all meant to pretend the Obama/biden Government of Occupation didn't shoot real President Trump.

But they did.

It's what they call "Democracy".

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 07, 2024 05:37 PM (qPdk1)

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