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From the Olympics
New Olympic mascott
Cool cop
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I've never heard of dog attacks in Pitbull Mexico
New campaign poster
Be kind
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New campaign logo
Louisiana is different
Way too much truth here
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Musical interlude. I long for the simpler, more wholesome time my grandparents inhabited
Perfect encapsulation of Cleese
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In the friends zone
Nasty vs Nice
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Work smarter not harder
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 02, 2024 10:01 PM (A4Fy5)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 02, 2024 10:01 PM (4xVKD)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 02, 2024 10:01 PM (A4Fy5)
Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 10:02 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 02, 2024 10:04 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 02, 2024 10:04 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 02, 2024 10:04 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2024 10:07 PM (rOtXe)
Posted by: Dr. T at August 02, 2024 10:07 PM (jGGMD)
Didn't they used to love him? When did they turn on him? Was it his embrace of free speech?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 02, 2024 10:09 PM (kpS4V)
https://tinyurl.com/ywyea7hp
IMAGE
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 02, 2024 10:09 PM (i0CiB)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2024 10:09 PM (aPY1X)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2024 10:09 PM (IG4Id)
I'm thinking the Biden/Obama admin. is actually trying to enflame the Diplomatic discourse around the world...
but to what end?
Are they actually trying to start WWIII?
What will the Democrates do to avoid a loss in 2024???
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 02, 2024 10:10 PM (TDvv2)
This is going to be very difficult to overcome without a major strategic move by Trump.
I know, the truth hurts, but we should work against the tide to prevent Harris from rising further.
Posted by: Dan Patterson at August 02, 2024 10:10 PM (xCOMf)
@JohnEkdahl
I know this sounds crazy, but it sort of sounds like there's a general lack of leadership across all levels of government and people are just doing whatever the fuck they want.
Quote
Jeff Seldin
@jseldin·1h
BREAKING: @Secdef Lloyd Austin yanks plea deals for 9/11 terror attack mastermind Khalid Shaikh Mohammad, 2 others
@DeptofDefense memo released tonight also relieves the official in charge of the military commissions of her oversight in the case
6:44 PM · Aug 2, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 02, 2024 10:12 PM (9aVck)
Posted by: Dr. T at August
Next to little Praline Herbert.
Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 10:12 PM (pZEOD)
Just got back from parking cars at the county fair. Turns out it's pretty lame this year. Not much traffic...
But I also discovered my parking vest gives me all-access pass to the fairgrounds (no cover charge) and I get free food/drinks (but no beer) as a volunteer.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2024 10:12 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: fd at August 02, 2024 10:12 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 02, 2024 10:13 PM (p6u48)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2024 10:13 PM (x+zNV)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 02, 2024 10:13 PM (kpS4V)
Am I the only one here who no-joke grew up with a friend named T-Bo?
Posted by: If Moron Robbie wanted to see trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at August 02, 2024 10:14 PM (6JA25)
Posted by: Dan Patterson at August 02, 2024 10:10 PM (xCOMf)
Concern status:
[ x ] noted
[ ] not noted
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2024 10:14 PM (66G1t)
Somewhere around that fourth arrow, someone needs to hold the damn bridge up to get that last support in.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2024 10:14 PM (W/lyH)
Didn't they used to love him? When did they turn on him? Was it his embrace of free speech?
Posted by: All Hail Eris
And a white cat. He -must- get a white cat.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 02, 2024 10:14 PM (VNX3d)
Where is the Ace of Spades logo?
For that matter, while not so active in recent years, a certain website has been offering homespun webworks direct to websurfers since 1996 March 17. Where is the avatar for that? (Linked in nic.)
Howdy, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - albeit just another at August 02, 2024 10:15 PM (NH5Mt)
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 10:15 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Eeyore, the weird donkey at August 02, 2024 10:15 PM (1bNHn)
Somebody found a Josh Shapiro op-ed that he wrote in college saying that he had been a volunteer in the Israeli army.
If he gets the nod for VP, the pro-Hamas wing of the Democratic Party will go completely berserk.
It is suspected that Kamala is getting cold feet about Shapiro, so the mayor of Philadelphia "accidentally" released an ad naming Shapiro as the VP nominee, to try to force Kamala's hand.
The wheels are coming off the Kamala bus already...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 02, 2024 10:15 PM (uxCna)
I know this sounds crazy, but it sort of sounds like there's a general lack of leadership across all levels of government and people are just doing whatever the fuck they want.
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Oh, you mean like the things that happen after a coup?
Weird.
Posted by: If Moron Robbie wanted to see trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at August 02, 2024 10:15 PM (6JA25)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 02, 2024 10:15 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 10:15 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Lotta nerve at August 02, 2024 10:15 PM (JdcHc)
I deeply suspect that bridge is on Weirddave's property.
Posted by: Miklos is smarter than they say at August 02, 2024 10:16 PM (1CnH+)
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They shot him in the head, so I think we know where he stands with voters.
Posted by: If Moron Robbie wanted to see trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at August 02, 2024 10:16 PM (6JA25)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Grrp6mxrY5Y
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 02, 2024 10:17 PM (G6lJl)
6:44 PM · Aug 2, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe
Am I seeing a pattern here?
Posted by: Miklos likes the Ladies just fine, but still at August 02, 2024 10:17 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 10:17 PM (/7KEl)
There was another Prussian hussar regiment that wore all black [but with green distinctive colour and not silver and red] but had an entire skeleton with scythe and hourglass as their cap badge and not just the skull and crossbones if you're looking for a cool Seven Years War reenacting uniform and you own a horse!
Regiment von Belling:
https://tinyurl.com/4vrvvf23
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 02, 2024 10:17 PM (i0CiB)
The wheels are coming off the Kamala bus already...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at
Please let this be true. Because those tires need to be slashed. Burned, rolled down a mountain, something. Because what is happening now defies everything sane.
Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 10:17 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Dr. T at August
Next to little Praline Herbert.
Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 10:12 PM (pZEOD
In the fullness of time, they will marry and have children: Skooter, Goober, and Booger.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2024 10:18 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 02, 2024 10:18 PM (hKoQL)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 02, 2024 10:19 PM (G6lJl)
Posted by: RickZ at August 02, 2024 10:19 PM (gKDq2)
I know this sounds crazy, but it sort of sounds like there's a general lack of leadership across all levels of government and people are just doing whatever the fuck they want.
-
Oh, you mean like the things that happen after a coup?
Weird.
Posted by: If Moron Robbie wanted to see trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at August 02, 2024 10:15 PM (6JA25)
Yep. Biden is outta commission and everyone is running their own op.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 02, 2024 10:19 PM (uBBbP)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 02, 2024 10:18 PM (hKoQL)
That sounds like a good Irish toast.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2024 10:19 PM (aPY1X)
Runs great
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 10:15 PM (/7KEl)
Less filling.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 02, 2024 10:19 PM (gRNI9)
Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 10:17 PM (pZEOD)
Buses plunge. It's what they do. They plunge into ditches, gorges, rivers, canyons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2024 10:19 PM (66G1t)
I'm thinking the Biden/Obama admin. is actually trying to enflame the Diplomatic discourse around the world...
but to what end?
Are they actually trying to start WWIII?
What will the Democrates do to avoid a loss in 2024???
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 02, 2024 10:10 PM (TDvv2)
What won't they do before election day?
I expect more student loan forgiveness handouts, some sort of semi-amnesty for millions of illegals, expansion of welfare and food stamp benefits to millions more people, and who knows what else. All by Executive Orders signed by Biden the Mindless. Then Kamala will campaign on telling everyone that Bad Man Trump and Weird Vance will take away all these marvelous freebies, that deserving people deserve, if they are elected.
Posted by: Gref at August 02, 2024 10:19 PM (5fDan)
presence in Argentina, Brazil and Chile... and now you have what's ever left of them there...
Mario Nawfal
@MarioNawfal
🚨🇧🇷ALLEGEDLY: ‘CLEAREST UFO VIDEO IN HISTORY’ FILMED IN BRAZIL
A viral video allegedly capturing a triangular UFO flying over Curitiba, Brazil is being called the clearest footage yet of the unidentified airel phenomena.
The object appears to have landing gear, which vanishes later in the footage.
The video, posted by Zona Desconhecida, has taken social media by storm.
What do you all think?
Source: RT
https://x.com/MarioNawfal/status/1819410908273160219
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 02, 2024 10:19 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2024 10:20 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: If Moron Robbie wanted to see trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at August 02, 2024 10:14 PM (6JA25)
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We have a professor on campus who goes by "T-Bone" because his first name starts with a "T" and his last name is--no joke--Bone. He's cool with it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2024 10:20 PM (BpYfr)
Am I the only one here who no-joke grew up with a friend named T-Bo?
Posted by: If Moron Robbie wanted to see trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at August 02, 2024 10:14 PM (6JA25)
No t-Bo, bubbas. Beaus. All kinds of two letter initial names.
Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 10:20 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Lady in a pink skirt at August 02, 2024 10:20 PM (p6u48)
[ x ] noted
[ ] not noted
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
WWOZ/KRVS status
[X] listens
[ ] misses out
Posted by: Le Mikleuse mes chers amis at August 02, 2024 10:21 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2024 10:22 PM (IG4Id)
Source: RT
https://x.com/MarioNawfal/status/1819410908273160219
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 02, 2024 10:19 PM (TGPs7)
It looks like a partially-deflated Mylar party balloon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2024 10:22 PM (66G1t)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 02, 2024 10:22 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Spider Gourmand at August 02, 2024 10:23 PM (8sNBp)
Where would they stow the probes?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 02, 2024 10:23 PM (xCA6C)
I expect more student loan forgiveness handouts, some sort of semi-amnesty for millions of illegals, expansion of welfare and food stamp benefits to millions more people, and who knows what else.
I thought they were supposed to be projecting an image of moderation?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2024 10:24 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Letting non-state-approved speech on Twitter was the last straw, but I know some were already really angry at him for not knuckling under to Science! during COVID.
Posted by: spindrift at August 02, 2024 10:24 PM (aNnKe)
My husband used to say I locked him out on the porch with skunks.
(I did not LOCK him out. And if he'd stood up and gone in when I did, he wouldn't have been out there, would he?)
Maybe next year I'll go again <3
Posted by: barbarausa at August 02, 2024 10:24 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 10:24 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at
Please let this be true. Because those tires need to be slashed. Burned, rolled down a mountain, something. Because what is happening now defies everything sane.
Posted by: Piper
Please be the kind of bus that can't drop below 55 mph.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 02, 2024 10:24 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 02, 2024 10:24 PM (HXGNm)
Shapiro would be the strongest VP candidate, but that little revelation about his IDF service is going to be a slight problem.
Shapiro's office put out a "clarification" that he went to Israel as part of his mandatory "service" requirement at his (Jewish) high school, and that he may have wandered onto an Israeli army base from time to time, but he didn't do anything explicitly military.
(That part is almost certainly true - foreigners who volunteer for the IDF are generally given potato-peeling assignments - only Israelis are trusted with the real military jobs.)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 02, 2024 10:25 PM (uxCna)
My wish is for a browser that doesn't IMMEDIATELY interpret an incorrect keystroke into a COMMAND PROMPT TO DO WHAT I DON'T WANT TO DO.
Sorry for shouting.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 02, 2024 10:25 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 10:25 PM (/7KEl)
IOW, he lied out his ass about serving.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 02, 2024 10:26 PM (xCA6C)
I had biscuits today that were among the best I ever had. Bad Biscuits in HHI - I got there at closing time and they were getting rid of what was left in the kitchen.
Biscuits, country ham, bacon, sausage patties, scrambled eggs, some potato/cheese fritter thingie and coffee. I took home the leftovers in a grocery bag. Only charged me $10.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 10:27 PM (6WCwE)
presence in Argentina, Brazil and Chile... and now you have what's ever left of them there...
Heh.
When I was in the army, I spent a month in Brazil working with their army tactical intel guys. My two sponsors/guides were sons of Kreigsmarine U Boat officers. As my ol man was on subs, we got in very well. Had a blast!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2024 10:27 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 02, 2024 10:27 PM (G6lJl)
I call BS.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2024 10:27 PM (aPY1X)
Posted by: pookysgirl, over 9000!!! at August 02, 2024 10:27 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: George Costanza at August 02, 2024 10:28 PM (Aqu9a)
The stuff dreams are made of.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 02, 2024 10:29 PM (G6lJl)
Posted by: Tonypete
Laissez les bon temps roulez!
Posted by: T-Miklos Dugas at August 02, 2024 10:30 PM (1CnH+)
I call BS.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2024 10:27 PM (aPY1X)
Damn straight!
Posted by: Redneck Rampage with Cusspak at August 02, 2024 10:30 PM (Aqu9a)
And work for years with a 'BJ'. Yes, she was fully aware of what that meant but she preferred it over 'Billy Joe'. It will not surprise you that she hailed from Nitro, WV.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 10:30 PM (6WCwE)
https://tinyurl.com/4vrvvf23
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 02, 2024 10:17 PM (i0CiB)
----
I love the insouciance of the reclining skeleton. Like Death is saying "No hurry, I'll be waiting for you!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 02, 2024 10:31 PM (kpS4V)
Which is more on-point for Louisiana, the kid's answer or the fact that his name is "T-Boo Dugas"?
Posted by: Dr. T
The name, definitely.
Think of the stories every one of us could tell if we had a childhood friend named "T-Boo".
The closest I could get to that is a younger brother of an elementary school classmate who referred to himself as "Uffy-Mutty" Kerannen.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 02, 2024 10:31 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Donald J Trump at August 02, 2024 10:32 PM (55boN)
Not at all - somebody needs to do the menial jobs around Israeli army bases, and the Israelis are happy to let American and other foreign volunteers do them.
Rahm Emanuel did something similar.
I bet Josh and Rahm did get some basic weapons training, just to remind them that they actually were in an army.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 02, 2024 10:32 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Gref at August 02, 2024 10:32 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2024 10:32 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: javems at August 02, 2024 10:32 PM (GPgoD)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 02, 2024 10:14 PM (VNX3d)
A white Persian cat could not keep up with Musk. He would need a Savannah or an Ocicat.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2024 10:33 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Archimedes
Kosher Swiftboats
Magic Kippah, from a CIA/Shin Bet guy.
Posted by: Miklos anticipates much spinnings at August 02, 2024 10:33 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: browndog knows where his meals come from at August 02, 2024 10:33 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 02, 2024 10:33 PM (i0CiB)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2024 10:33 PM (x+zNV)
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*Dammit! All of that time spent calculating the stress in Warren trusses*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2024 10:34 PM (XeU6L)
I call BS.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2024 10:27 PM (aPY1X)
Damn straight!
Posted by: Redneck Rampage with Cusspak
Invading the south....
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/FcJ9Pg0Y9kg
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 02, 2024 10:34 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2024 10:34 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Gref at August 02, 2024 10:32 PM (5fDan)
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One of the tutorials for Adobe After Effects has you do exactly that - you create a little movie of an alien spaceship flying over a real cityscape.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2024 10:36 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Shipoopi at August 02, 2024 10:36 PM (t1uwd)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 02, 2024 10:15 PM (uxCna)
"the wheels on the bus go 'thump-thump-thump!, thump-thump-thump!, thump-thump-thump!'"
Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2024 10:36 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Kindltot
Pronounce Atchafalaya correctly, and you may pass.
Posted by: Miklos is sometime called Tim at August 02, 2024 10:36 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Kindltot at August
I am currently being smooshed by a Savannah.
Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 10:37 PM (pZEOD)
IOW, he lied out his ass about serving.
Posted by: Archimedes
It is most amusing how all the guys being touted as a beau for Kammie are turning out to have disqualifying skeletons in their closets.
All except Minnesota's Walz, that is. And his face looks like one of those "meat products" at a 7-Eleven that has been on the rollers under the heat lamp for dar too long. Florid much, bub?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 02, 2024 10:37 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
*blushes*
Hi sailor
Wanna get me a beer?
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren, might even put you on that payroll, Big Boy at August 02, 2024 10:38 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 10:37 PM (pZEOD)
Lucky.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2024 10:39 PM (aPY1X)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 02, 2024 10:15 PM (uxCna)
"the wheels on the bus go 'thump-thump-thump!, thump-thump-thump!, thump-thump-thump!'"
Posted by: Kindltot
With Pothole Petey
The shocks on the bus go bam-bam-bam, bam-bam-bam, bam-bam-bam,
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 02, 2024 10:39 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2024 10:39 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Josh Shapiro at August 02, 2024 10:39 PM (p6u48)
My only complaint is the "be kind" one of the girl buying gas,.... This is cheap, fake, commie propaganda.
(The mustard one is just stupid fake for clicks, but also fake.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 02, 2024 10:39 PM (LrfS/)
Posted by: pookysgirl
Me too - and frankly, it scared me a little bit.
When I saw the techno Viking dancing guy, that brought back happy memories.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 10:39 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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Because I could not stop for Death –
He kindly stopped for me –
The Carriage held but just Ourselves –
And Immortality.
We slowly drove – He knew no haste
And I had put away
My labor and my leisure too,
For His Civility – Emily Dickison
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2024 10:39 PM (XeU6L)
"the wheels on the bus go 'thump-thump-thump!, thump-thump-thump!, thump-thump-thump!'"
Posted by: Kindltot
Mayor Buttgiggity is the wipers on that bus ...
wait for it ...
'cause they go swish-seish-swish!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 02, 2024 10:41 PM (xG4kz)
Pronounce Atchafalaya correctly, and you may pass.
Posted by: Miklos is sometime called Tim at August
Herbert
Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 10:41 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Kindltot
Pronounce Atchafalaya correctly, and you may pass.
Posted by: Miklos is sometime called Tim at August 02, 2024 10:36 PM (1CnH+)
Trick question. Need some go-cups first.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 02, 2024 10:41 PM (Aqu9a)
My husband was never thrilled when the big one that lives somewhere past the garage went on his evening route, right in front of the porch.
Posted by: barbarausa at August 02, 2024 10:41 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: Diogenes
suckle and being hammered
Posted by: Miklos Reacts! at August 02, 2024 10:41 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 02, 2024 10:42 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2024 10:42 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: NOLA law, as understood at August 02, 2024 10:42 PM (1CnH+)
Well, I'm convinced! That certainly is unidentified.
And a testimony to how, in a world now with video cameras in millions upon millions of hands, this blurry, shaky bit is the best we've got. Huh.
Posted by: mindful webworker - identified surface object at August 02, 2024 10:43 PM (NH5Mt)
Ok, Miklos. How many T Boos and Pralines do you know?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 02, 2024 10:43 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Miklos Reacts! at August 02, 2024 10:41 PM (1CnH+)
Yeah.
That works too.
Even Marx appreciated a good wine and a beejer.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2024 10:43 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 10:43 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: If Moron Robbie wanted to see trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at August 02, 2024 10:43 PM (6JA25)
No one mentions that this was Alec Baldwin's job for four years.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2024 10:45 PM (aPY1X)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:45 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Miklos is sometime called Tim at August 02, 2024 10:36 PM (1CnH+)
Yeah, try "Gauthier"
(didn't we have a discussion over "Oregon" and "Willamette" once? They are the Oregon shibbolthim
Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2024 10:45 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Rampaging DaNang Dick Blumenthal at August 02, 2024 10:45 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2024 10:46 PM (x+zNV)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 02, 2024 10:46 PM (0eaVi)
If you are XY you are a male. Period. If you disagree go fuck yourself.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2024 10:46 PM (LkLld)
That or maybe Thibeau or Thibeaux...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August
You can’t have a Thibodeaux without a Boudreaux.
A T in front of the name means little or junior. T-John is John Jr. Boo is cute, so this is little cute, or Boo Jr.
Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 10:47 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Ernie from Ville Platte at August 02, 2024 10:47 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2024 10:48 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2024 10:48 PM (oZhjI)
Tell us about the roofs of Venezuela. Just how sloped are they?
Asking for a few friends.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2024 10:48 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 10:49 PM (pZEOD)
And I had put away
My labor and my leisure too,
For His Civility – Emily Dickison
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Did you get that from a White House press release?
Posted by: Miklos would be unsurprised at August 02, 2024 10:49 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 02, 2024 10:15 PM (uxCna)
"the wheels on the bus go 'thump-thump-thump!, thump-thump-thump!, thump-thump-thump!'"
Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2024 10:36 PM (D7oie)
Peak Kamala-Fever sell-out will be attained when the MSM defends Kamala for not doing interviews or press conferences with the MSM itself. This situation will occur.
Kamala's only hope of surviving a debate with Trump is insisting it be done with MSNBC 'moderators' and a format her Handlers are confident will very much benefit her. Will Trump agree?
Buckle-up for craziness in the next 90+ days the like of which has never been seen before.
Posted by: Gref at August 02, 2024 10:49 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 02, 2024 10:23 PM (xCA6C)
You don't really want to know.
Posted by: The Grays at August 02, 2024 10:51 PM (0eaVi)
The old Soviet Secret Police
New Kamala VD
The new (d)emocrat epidemic.
Symptom: Zombified
Prognosis. Hopeless
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2024 10:51 PM (kQgoX)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
I don't got eat T-boos.
Pralines yes.
Posted by: Miklos discriminates at August 02, 2024 10:51 PM (1CnH+)
(didn't we have a discussion over "Oregon" and "Willamette" once? They are the Oregon shibbolthim
Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2024 10:45 PM (D7oie)"
Gauthier's not too bad. The pronunciation of Nantais, OTOH, curls my hair.
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 02, 2024 10:52 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 02, 2024 10:52 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Miklos is sometime called Tim at August 02, 2024 10:36 PM (1CnH+)
Shaffalye.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2024 10:53 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2024 10:33 PM (D7oie)
Or a D9.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2024 10:53 PM (ZO20Q)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2024 10:51 PM (kQgoX)
Hot and humid here. Went with my blended margaritas. Much refreshed!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2024 10:53 PM (W/lyH)
It looks set-up. Who videos that scene unless they already know the outcome?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 02, 2024 10:54 PM (rP48S)
Posted by: Piper
You now qualify for the Advanced Certification.
Tchoupitoulas
You have five seconds.
Posted by: Le Mikleuse est present at August 02, 2024 10:55 PM (1CnH+)
https://youtu.be/gzsp01I3qu0
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 02, 2024 10:55 PM (G8tt9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2024 10:55 PM (63Dwl)
(didn't we have a discussion over "Oregon" and "Willamette" once? They are the Oregon shibbolthim
Posted by: Kindltot
easy
Go-shay
Posted by: Le Mikleuse attend at August 02, 2024 10:56 PM (1CnH+)
Lets see...
• Start WW3
• assassinate your opponent.
Leftist situation ethics says: "Both"
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 02, 2024 10:56 PM (rP48S)
My 7
Psy/Gangam Style: Far left
Nyan Cat: Top middle
Rebecca Black/Friday: Middle
Techno Viking: Bottom right
Eduard Khil/Trolololo: Far right
Rick Astley: Far right
Tay Zonday/Chocolate Rain: bottom right
Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2024 10:56 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 10:56 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Flowery Twats at August 02, 2024 10:56 PM (CV8a5)
It looks set-up. Who videos that scene unless they already know the outcome?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 02, 2024 10:54 PM (rP48S)
And who leaves an open credit card on a gas pump?
- -Painful drips in the bathroom
Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2024 10:57 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2024 10:57 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, La Gatta E Mobile at August 02, 2024 10:57 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2024 10:57 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
The videos where the camera runs out of tape before the really good part happens.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 02, 2024 10:57 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 10:57 PM (pZEOD)
If aliens were visiting random people/places you'd have high quality pictures.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2024 10:58 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Miklos and Old Crow are having an Evening at August 02, 2024 10:58 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Lost in Dover at August 02, 2024 10:59 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 10:59 PM (6WCwE)
Sorry Ace that was aimed at Weird Dave who makes us think, usually without Math.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, Il Gatto at August 02, 2024 11:00 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2024 11:00 PM (ZO20Q)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:45 PM (v6JzV)
August Dvorak >> Christopher Latham Sholes
Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2024 11:00 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2024 10:45 PM (D7oie)
Fresh-from-California newscasters trying to deal with the flooding of the Umpqua near the coastal town of Yachats is always good for a laugh.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 02, 2024 11:00 PM (p6u48)
Posted by: Miklos thinks America needs good Five cent cigar at August 02, 2024 11:00 PM (1CnH+)
Can you imagine what the world would look like if we could have just saved the society of the 50s/60s? Walking down the streets with almost no worry about crime. 20hr or less work weeks. No government drones looking to make you measurable. And on and on.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2024 11:01 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 02, 2024 10:52 PM (XV/Pl)
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That's exactly what the nice gentleman in a black suit said when I asked him about it. He then requested I perform a quick eye exam using a pen-like device, just to check for cataracts or something. There was a bright flash of light. And that's all I can remember.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2024 11:01 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Miklos awards prize of some sort at August 02, 2024 11:02 PM (1CnH+)
Wow! If I called my wife an Old Crow....
Posted by: Nope, not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent at August 02, 2024 11:02 PM (0eaVi)
https://tinyurl.com/4xfh9uvr
Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2024 01:54 PM
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This girl nails it;
https://tinyurl.com/4xfh9uvr
Posted by: Marcus T
Posted by: Braenyard says Biden has an affinity for predators at August 02, 2024 11:02 PM (bm1f0)
Posted by: javems at August 02, 2024 11:02 PM (GPgoD)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2024 11:01 PM (BpYfr)
shoulda asked for a haircut while you were out. Save on anaesthetic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2024 11:03 PM (ZO20Q)
She was probably trying to forget about the "Tallahatchie Bridge Incident"
Posted by: Bobbie Gentry at August 02, 2024 11:03 PM (yOPBE)
In the 80s the FNM was full of reporters interviewing yokels who saw aliens. Now...the yokels didn't say aliens usually. They said they saw a flying wing that moved like airplanes that size couldn't, that were quiet, and that didn't show up on radar. Aliens you see.
Or as we found out later those people were seeing prototype stealth aircraft. Which for some reason many media types immediately classified as aliens.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2024 11:03 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 11:04 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Kindltot
August Dvorak>>>asshole neighbor Bill
Posted by: Miklos is sadly suburban at August 02, 2024 11:04 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: muldoon at August 02, 2024 11:04 PM (uCfKO)
Posted by: javems at August 02, 2024 11:02 PM (GPgoD)
How about Kamala?
Posted by: Gref at August 02, 2024 11:04 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Le Mikleuse attend at August 02, 2024 10:56 PM (1CnH+)
ah. Cajun is a different language, I think mine was French
Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2024 11:04 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: spindrift at August 02, 2024 11:04 PM (aNnKe)
Posted by: Miklos revises at August 02, 2024 11:05 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: 18-1
Omnec Onec immigrated here from Venus and there are nice pictures of her online. She was quite lovely in her youth and wrote a trilogy of books promoting brotherhood among planets. "From Venus I Came" was the first book and is the linchpin of her Venusian Trilogy.
Posted by: Been Here since 1956 at August 02, 2024 11:05 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 11:05 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 02, 2024 11:06 PM (0eaVi)
I was watching a video that looked into how long you would live on the surface of another planet. I believe Venus has the shortest run - basically the time for your first breathe to reach your lungs but I suspect they were still being too forgiving as the atmospheric pressure would get you first
Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2024 11:06 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Flowery Twats
Am not!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 10:59 PM (6WCwE)
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Look, you come any closer and you'll get a boink on the head.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, Il Gatto e domesticato at August 02, 2024 11:07 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: javems
Noo Awlins has a street written that, pronounced Terp-si-core
Each of the Muses got a street. In a row.
Posted by: Miklos reliably informs at August 02, 2024 11:07 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2024 11:00 PM (ZO20Q)
What's in an ersatz Caesar?
Posted by: spindrift at August 02, 2024 11:08 PM (aNnKe)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2024 11:08 PM (W/lyH)
Yeah, wine mom is going to lecture Tony Stark on Science!™
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 02, 2024 11:08 PM (rP48S)
I guess they're much more in love with their cleverness with their damn "really, it's 100% natural and Trump's fault!" virus than they ever really cared about the electric cars.
RE: Atchafalaya? That's a lot easier than Tchoupitoulas.
"We started to cross on the bridge, but the sign said 'no pass on bridge' so we had to turn around and go back..."
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at August 02, 2024 11:08 PM (ys+6q)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2024 11:09 PM (oZhjI)
humuhumunukunukuapua
Posted by: Diogenes
Oh NOW I have to put on the grass skirt
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge Miklos at August 02, 2024 11:10 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Ersatz Brutus at August 02, 2024 11:10 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: spindrift at August 02, 2024 11:08 PM (aNnKe)
Vodka, Clamato, dash of Worcestershire sauce, dash of Tabasco sauce. A real one would be on ice, with a salted rim, and a garnish like pickled bean.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2024 11:10 PM (ZO20Q)
https://tinyurl.com/3cja6t73
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 02, 2024 11:10 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 02, 2024 11:12 PM (Rbu5d)
I didn't see the hampster dance character.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 02, 2024 11:12 PM (rP48S)
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Launch Time: 11:28 a.m. EDT, 1528 UCT, 17:28 CEST
Launch Window: No launch window. Liftoff has to be immediate.
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Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, Il Gatto ha mangiato at August 02, 2024 11:12 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 02, 2024 11:12 PM (hKoQL)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 02, 2024 11:13 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Never wanted to live on Calliope Street.
Noisy even for Noo Awlins.
Posted by: Miklos remembers when they found a dead body on Mystery Street at August 02, 2024 11:14 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at August 02, 2024 11:15 PM (JRP2U)
(didn't we have a discussion over "Oregon" and "Willamette" once? They are the Oregon shibbolthim
Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2024 10:45 PM (D7oie)"
Gauthier's not too bad. The pronunciation of Nantais, OTOH, curls my hair.
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 02, 2024 10:52 PM (/HDaX)
The hard to pronounce Northwest names - Ohanapechosh, Millersylvania, Clackamas, Umpqua, Squim, Mukilteo- pale in comparison to the seemingly simple Texas names. Manor. Guadalupe. Comal. Elgin. Bexar. Gruene. Burnet. Buda. Llano. And my favorite- Manchaca.
Posted by: LASue at August 02, 2024 11:15 PM (Gq9/0)
Posted by: Miklos will redress this error at August 02, 2024 11:16 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: T Boom from Losianna at August 02, 2024 11:17 PM (eTkTC)
Noisy even for Noo Awlins.
Posted by: Miklos remembers
Steamy there, too.
Posted by: Whistle While You Work at August 02, 2024 11:17 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2024 11:17 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2024 11:10 PM (ZO20Q)
The local distillery makes a Caesar-ready vodka with all the other flavors already mixed in. I've tried some straight, it is almost overwhelmingly hot but somehow still compelling. I should try mixing a Caesar with it at some point.
Posted by: spindrift at August 02, 2024 11:18 PM (aNnKe)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at August 02, 2024 11:18 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 02, 2024 11:18 PM (rP48S)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 02, 2024 11:19 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: spindrift
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Ersatz knives.
Posted by: Ersatz Brutus at August 02, 2024 11:10 PM (0FoWg)
Ersatz, Brute?
Posted by: RickZ at August 02, 2024 11:19 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: T Boom from Losianna
YOU BE NICE TO OUR COUSIN
Posted by: Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen at August 02, 2024 11:20 PM (1CnH+)
good evening, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2024 11:21 PM (ny95y)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 02, 2024 11:21 PM (Aoykm)
Posted by: Tony Soprano at August 02, 2024 11:21 PM (Aqu9a)
NEWS. Did we talk about that "plea deal" for Khalik Sheikh Mohammad, in which he offered nothing in exchange for spending the rest of his life being tended and pampered in Gitmo instead of being shot like the dog he is?
We know that happened, right?
Well, Lloyd Austin just revoked it after fierce backlash. I should say, UNEXPECTED fierce backlash.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2024 11:24 PM (ny95y)
I'm trying to conquer my addiction to this stupid Android game, Fishdom. So I'm posting here and sipping red wine. Don't let me down, morons.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2024 11:26 PM (ny95y)
I'm at the point where I want to feel the satisfying "pop" of a hyoid bone in my grip.
Posted by: PabloD at August 02, 2024 11:26 PM (9ByqA)
It's WeirdDave, and nobody finished this? That's Weird.
Here:
To Each According to His ONT
From Each According to His Memes
Posted by: mikeski at August 02, 2024 11:27 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Weirddave at August 02, 2024 11:28 PM (df/te)
I ask, “Need some gas?” The guy looks at his partner, then back at me, and quietly says, “We do, we really do.” I say, “OK, I’ll give you some.” He brightens and says, “We have weed! We can give you some!” “...No thanks, I’m not a weed kind of guy.” The girl: “We have art, and crystals.”
I thought it would be pretty cool to get a piece of art in trade. I ask what she has. Out comes “License plate art” – newer plates with paint thrown on them. “Nope, they aren’t talking to me,” The she pulls out a pyramid ‘crystal’. “That’s it,” I say!
It’s a clear polymer crystal with small rocks, electric wire and a few small odds and ends. She tells me the crystal will protect me on my journey and shield me from electromagnetic interference.
All in all, a fair trade – they got a tank of gas, and I got functional art.
Posted by: JML at August 02, 2024 11:29 PM (+3wcB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 02, 2024 11:30 PM (kbyy+)
Nobody's noticed yet that the Friday and Thursday ONTs frequently share a theme in their titles?
Posted by: Weirddave at August 02, 2024 11:30 PM (df/te)
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 02, 2024 11:32 PM (Rbu5d)
Jack Poso 🇺🇸
@JackPosobiec
If the pizza shops are busy around the Pentagon and the gay bars aren't you know it means something is going down overseas
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 02, 2024 11:35 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: look whats not at August 02, 2024 11:35 PM (nakGR)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 02, 2024 11:12 PM (hKoQL)
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So is Worcestershire:
1. the pits as far as Shires go?
2. a Shire where jackbooted bangers are manufactured?
3. where to buy cheap dishes in which to eat those awful Teutonic sausages
4. where to meet saucy Anglian blondes?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, Il Gatto ha mangiato! at August 02, 2024 11:36 PM (qfLjt)
Just visited Google Earth to see if I could find the shotgun I lived in just south of Baptist Hospital on Jena St near Freret. Found the neighborhood but not the specific building.
Posted by: muldoon at August 02, 2024 11:37 PM (uCfKO)
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The gay bars was the giveaway.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 02, 2024 11:39 PM (Q4IgG)
I thought it would be pretty cool to get a piece of art in trade. I ask what she has. Out comes “License plate art” – newer plates with paint thrown on them. “Nope, they aren’t talking to me,” The she pulls out a pyramid ‘crystal’. “That’s it,” I say!
It’s a clear polymer crystal with small rocks, electric wire and a few small odds and ends. She tells me the crystal will protect me on my journey and shield me from electromagnetic interference.
All in all, a fair trade – they got a tank of gas, and I got functional art.
Posted by: JML at August 02, 2024 11:29 PM (+3wcB)
Weed will get you through times with no money better than money will get you through times with no weed. ~ Hippie Proverb
Posted by: RickZ at August 02, 2024 11:39 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2024 10:20 PM (63Dwl)
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T-Bo ......ugh!
It's what you started saying while observing that 18-wheeler, out of the side window, coming at 75mph.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, era un camion at August 02, 2024 11:39 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Weirddave
Remember an entire day ago? What am I, 29?
Posted by: mikeski at August 02, 2024 11:39 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Mister Ghost
Using 'gay bars' and 'something going down' in the same sentence? Bold move there.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 11:40 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: 18-1
Because Vegeta's the one who said "It's over 9000!"
Posted by: mikeski at August 02, 2024 11:41 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Weirddave
Remember an entire day ago? What am I, 29?
Posted by: mikeski at August 02, 2024 11:39 PM (DgGvY)
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Ask your doctor about Prevagen.
That's Prevagen. Write it down. On your arm. Use ink.
I'll wait.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 02, 2024 11:42 PM (kbyy+)
Posted by: scampydog at August 02, 2024 11:43 PM (41CYW)
I don't get it.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 02, 2024 11:45 PM (HXGNm)
Posted by: Dr. T at August 02, 2024 10:07 PM (jGGMD)
Yes
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at August 02, 2024 11:46 PM (y7zkd)
I don't get it.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 02, 2024 11:45 PM (HXGNm)
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He lives near me. I used to see him in the gym, He never actually worked out but he did fistbump the brothers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 02, 2024 11:47 PM (kbyy+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2024 11:47 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 02, 2024 11:48 PM (G8tt9)
How's the sailboat? I'd be living on it by now. Have you done any longer trips?
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 02, 2024 11:49 PM (HXGNm)
Posted by: scampydog at August 02, 2024 11:49 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: LASue at August 02, 2024 11:15 PM (Gq9/0)
well, moslty Northwest placenames (ooooh, and I have a chance to use the word "toponym" and I don't for clarity sake) are due to English speakers attempting to make sense of unaccustomed names and unusual consonants found in the native languages.
I understand Bexar being "bear" but how is Comal pronounced? Co-MAL?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2024 11:50 PM (D7oie)
I don't get it.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Convicted felon, Snoop Dog. I thought the rules....
Posted by: scampydog at August 02, 2024 11:53 PM (41CYW)
Runs great
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 10:15 PM (/7KEl)
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Sort of similar to shitting in the toilet of a moving train, and seeing that stuff get splattered the instant it hits the sleepers (no no, not the hobos on the track! You silly boy, the wooden slats.)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e libero at August 02, 2024 11:54 PM (qfLjt)
johnny maga
@_johnnymaga
A Chinese citizen was arrested Wednesday for trying to enter Mar-a-Lago, claiming he had documents that tie his government to the July 13 assassination attempt
Things are getting weird
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 02, 2024 11:55 PM (TGPs7)
Wait until you gas up in Hatchita, NM.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 02, 2024 11:48 PM (G8tt9)
You've never gassed up until you gassed up in Washtuchna WA!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2024 11:56 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2024 11:56 PM (W/lyH)
I have done that one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2024 11:56 PM (ZO20Q)
Things are getting weird
Posted by: Mister Ghost
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Did the plan involve a high altitude balloon?
Posted by: scampydog at August 02, 2024 11:57 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 02, 2024 11:49 PM (HXGNm)
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Until I install a holding tank ain't nobody living on this boat.
Sailing is confined to day sails with no destination in mind. Getting safely back in the slip is reason for celebration enough.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 02, 2024 11:58 PM (kbyy+)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2024 11:56 PM (W/lyH)
I have done that one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I have also. Long night.
Posted by: scampydog at August 02, 2024 11:58 PM (41CYW)
He couldn't get sharks with lasers on their fricking heads either?
Posted by: Dr Evil at August 02, 2024 11:58 PM (y7zkd)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 02, 2024 11:58 PM (/HDaX)
I understand Bexar being "bear" but how is Comal pronounced? Co-MAL?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2024 11:50 PM (D7oie)
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Well how does LIVORNO (Lee-vor-noh) become LEGHORN?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e occupato at August 03, 2024 12:00 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2024 11:56 PM (W/lyH)
I have done that one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I have also. Long night.
Posted by: scampydog
Me too. In fact I am reasonably sure I've gassed up in every
small Palouse town at least once.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 03, 2024 12:01 AM (G8tt9)
He couldn't get sharks with lasers on their fricking heads either?
Posted by: Dr Evil at August 02, 2024 11:58 PM (y7zkd)
Elon should just place an order for 30 tons of tungsten rods.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2024 12:02 AM (ZO20Q)
JohnFGately
@johnfgately
If a bunch of fiberglass boats broke apart in Nantucket Sound
@ewarren
would be on Madaket Beach preaching about corporate greed, but its a Wind Farm funded by Dem donors, so no. #ack #mapoli
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 03, 2024 12:03 AM (TGPs7)
small Palouse town at least once.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 03, 2024 12:01 AM (G8tt9)
The Palouse is beautiful countryside. And the little towns are picture-postcard perfect.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2024 12:03 AM (ZO20Q)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e occupato at August 03, 2024 12:00 AM (qfLjt)
I think it had to do with vulgate latin, or at dialectical Italian from the middle ages, and conservative English map making.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2024 12:04 AM (D7oie)
That's Prevagen. Write it down. On your arm. Use ink.
I'll wait.
Posted by: Cicero
I'll just listen to this:
https://youtu.be/eiud4VDFIJk
Posted by: mikeski at August 03, 2024 12:05 AM (DgGvY)
I don't get it.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo
Because Snoop Dog is a Pop Culture Icon from 1998!!
(Yea, I don't know either).
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 03, 2024 12:05 AM (FmapG)
https://mol.im/a/13703055
I feel for Mom if she was in the dark.
First one is a real tragedy, second one is not a tragedy.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e pu;ito at August 03, 2024 12:05 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
High-tech low-tech solutions are the best.
Posted by: mikeski at August 03, 2024 12:06 AM (DgGvY)
That is quite a surprise. Granted, in Oregon, Buena Vista is pronouced "BOO-na VIH-stah" so I can't whine much.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2024 12:07 AM (D7oie)
small Palouse town at least once.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 03, 2024 12:01 AM (G8tt9)
The Palouse is beautiful countryside. And the little towns are picture-postcard perfect.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2024 12:03 AM (ZO20Q)
Wheat is ready for harvest soon. The hills are golden.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2024 12:08 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 03, 2024 12:08 AM (JfxgE)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 03, 2024 12:09 AM (G8tt9)
Damn you.
Posted by: Nato at August 03, 2024 12:09 AM (ciuRb)
Posted by: scampydog at August 03, 2024 12:10 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2024 12:03 AM (ZO20Q)
Wheat is ready for harvest soon. The hills are golden.
Posted by: Diogenes
I have spent much time crawling around the region photographing the place. If it wasn't so cold in the winter I would have retired there.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 03, 2024 12:12 AM (G8tt9)
Posted by: scampydog at August 03, 2024 12:10 AM (41CYW)
Pretty well. A bit of a sore throat, which the doc said to expect from the rigid tube they jammed in there to do the surgery through. A fat lip, same reason. My voice is back, although it cracks if I over use it. Have to relearn the tools, I guess. Follow-up appointment on the 14th.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2024 12:12 AM (ZO20Q)
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Have you considered using a balloon?
Posted by: President Xi at August 03, 2024 12:13 AM (kbyy+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 03, 2024 12:13 AM (XeU6L)
TaraBull
@TaraBull808
An illegaI migrant from Venezuela left her receipt at the grocery store, so the cashier took a photo..
EBT Food Stamp balance: $13,401.82
EBT Cash balance: $4,498.85
Yet millions of Americans can't afford groceries, gas, & rent.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 03, 2024 12:14 AM (TGPs7)
Things are getting weird
Posted by: Mister Ghost
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I'm listening to a Berkeley lesbian TERF on X right now: "If you have some stray XYs, that's the hand you were dealt. It doesn't mean you're a woman."
She's mad as hell about gays and lesbians being told they're actually transgender and they need to cut off their sex organs in order to be their true selves. I've watched her political transition over a period of about two years. She's voting for Trump and coming around on a bunch of other issues, including Israel/Palestine.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 03, 2024 12:14 AM (ny95y)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 03, 2024 12:15 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: scampydog at August 03, 2024 12:16 AM (41CYW)
Hello, AOP! I guess no auto repair posts from you tonight, just musings on the function of a breathing tube. Glad you're recovering.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 03, 2024 12:16 AM (ny95y)
Posted by: azjaeger at August 03, 2024 12:17 AM (3/XaG)
https://x.com/RogerJStoneJr/status/1819585535666508256
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 03, 2024 12:17 AM (TGPs7)
EBT Cash balance: $4,498.85
Yet millions of Americans can't afford groceries, gas, & rent.
Posted by: Mister Ghost
Chump change
I get top shelf likker, too
You should a luxury cruise, tax peons
Posted by: Nathan Honeycum Sweetdick, Esq, Esq. at August 03, 2024 12:18 AM (1CnH+)
Things are getting weird
Posted by: Mister Ghost
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Did the plan involve a high altitude balloon?
Posted by: scampydog
Was it Chinese or from Mark Kelly's company?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 03, 2024 12:19 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Shy and Retiring Miklos at August 03, 2024 12:20 AM (1CnH+)
Concern status:
[ x ] noted
[ ] not noted
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2024 10:14 PM (66G1t)
____________
That ain't concern trolling. Like it or not, everyone relying on meaningless polls from the last three years about Harris v. Trump thinking it was going to be a cakewalk are about to be in for a rude awakening.
It's time to fight like we're behind.
Posted by: McLurkerson at August 03, 2024 12:20 AM (CjgNg)
@JohnEkdahl
I know this sounds crazy, but it sort of sounds like there's a general lack of leadership across all levels of government and people are just doing whatever the fuck they want.
Quote
Jeff Seldin
@jseldin·1h
BREAKING: @Secdef Lloyd Austin yanks plea deals for 9/11 terror attack mastermind Khalid Shaikh Mohammad, 2 others
@DeptofDefense memo released tonight also relieves the official in charge of the military commissions of her oversight in the case
6:44 PM · Aug 2, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 02, 2024 10:12 PM (9aVck)
______________________________________
Well, as long as the Secretary of Defense doesn't check into a hospital for consequential surgery without telling anyone....we should be ok.
Posted by: Orson at August 03, 2024 12:21 AM (dIske)
Kind of like Dave Grohl, he's the only survivor of a musical genre of a certain time that has a media type personality. So he became the Face of An Era
Posted by: azjaeger at August 03, 2024 12:21 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I have a black gay nurse coworker I've been talking with for several months. He's voting Trump for much the same reason. Plus, he is FURIOUS with the lack of investigation into the assassination attempt. One down, Five million to go.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 03, 2024 12:22 AM (HXGNm)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Chinese spy balloons Made in the USA
Sounds like a PLAN
Posted by: the Peoples' Liberation Army Navy at August 03, 2024 12:22 AM (1CnH+)
Despite his background he is presenting himself as patriotic, warm and engaging. They could have done worse. I watched Alexa Collins on Peacock commenting through the women’s gymnastics finals. Good Lord. Inane and obnoxious. Much worse than Snoops relentless boosterism.
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 03, 2024 12:23 AM (6m0q9)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 03, 2024 12:16 AM (ny95y)
Well, I was doing car-related stuff all day. Got a repaired tire back from the tire shop (20" Budd wheel, ain't doing that any more), and mounted it on the Flxible coach. That earned me a beer. Then a guy came round looking for some Studebaker brake parts parts for his '57 Chevy pickup with a Napco 4X4 conversion. It has Studebaker brakes on the front axle. I used the tractor to pull not one, but two old Studebaker half-ton rolling chassis up to the shop to take the front brakes off them, before finding the needed parts. Four hours of work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2024 12:23 AM (ZO20Q)
I feel for Mom if she was in the dark.
First one is a real tragedy, second one is not a tragedy.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e pu;ito at August 03, 2024 12:05 AM (qfLjt)
How to avoid dying young:
1. Don't associate with people named "Quintavious"
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 03, 2024 12:24 AM (p6u48)
It's time to fight like we're behind.
Posted by: McLurkerson at August 03, 2024 12:20 AM (CjgNg)
Yes it is. He dropped the turd, and left; didn't stay to defend his position. And we have been discussing those bogus polls incessantly, anyway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2024 12:26 AM (ZO20Q)
1. Don't associate with people named "Quintavious"
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 03, 2024 12:24 AM (p6u4
Or Quinctilius!
Posted by: zombie Legio XVII legionary at August 03, 2024 12:27 AM (aNnKe)
Posted by: Pete Bog
Hiya!
This is why I watch with the sound off 90% of the time.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 03, 2024 12:27 AM (HXGNm)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
*checks some movies regrading proper use of firearms*
Posted by: La'Quavious comin' fo you ass at August 03, 2024 12:28 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Has the paperwork been filed banishing him from Seattle to Washtucna?
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 03, 2024 12:28 AM (G8tt9)
Trump is debating Kamala on Fox News in Pennsylvania on September 4th...
https://x.com/RogerJStoneJr/status/1819585535666508256
Posted by: Mister Ghost
Nothing in that tweet indicates that Kamal and Co. have agreed to this.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2024 12:29 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e pulito at August 03, 2024 12:30 AM (qfLjt)
We chaired you through the market-place;
Man and boy stood cheering by,
And home we brought you shoulder-high.
Today, the road all runners come,
Shoulder-high we bring you home,
And set you at your threshold down,
Townsman of a stiller town.
Posted by: A. E. Housman, as recalled by unvaxxed Miklos at August 03, 2024 12:31 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
Oh lord no. He'd be miserable there. He's covered in tattoos, has a few piercings and goes out to the bars and does the gay man thing.
And now he's voting for Trump. Because he is disgusted by the tranny crap. And he's tired of being told he's not a gay man, he's really a straight woman.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 03, 2024 12:32 AM (HXGNm)
@DeptofDefense memo released tonight also relieves the official in charge of the military commissions of her oversight in the case
6:44 PM · Aug 2, 2024
If true, he shot northwards in my estimation. I want those a-holes to ride the lightning bolt.
And I say yet again: Get the broads out of positions of responsibility.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 03, 2024 12:33 AM (YqDXo)
https://tinyurl.com/5fvc886m
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e pulito #01 at August 03, 2024 12:33 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: entitled voter and recipient at August 03, 2024 12:34 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 03, 2024 12:35 AM (G8tt9)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Broads should have narrow areas of responsibility.
Posted by: Miklos bases this on some, but limited experience at August 03, 2024 12:36 AM (1CnH+)
And he's no prize, himself.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2024 12:37 AM (ZO20Q)
@DeptofDefense memo released tonight also relieves the official in charge of the military commissions of her oversight in the case
6:44 PM · Aug 2, 2024
If true, he shot northwards in my estimation. I want those a-holes to ride the lightning bolt.
And I say yet again: Get the broads out of positions of responsibility.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 03, 2024 12:33 AM (YqDXo)
Have to grudingly give points for that. He did the right thing, though for the wrong reason. Avoiding backlash instead of because they deserve it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 03, 2024 12:38 AM (0eaVi)
I grew up in Schertz, the next town down I-35 and I never heard it pronounced that way.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 03, 2024 12:39 AM (/y8xj)
Baleen whales don't have vocal chords like humans and other mammals, but they can still produce sound using their larynxes. Their larynxes are modified to allow for underwater vocalization, and they have several specialized features that help them make sounds:
U-shaped tissue
This tissue allows whales to breathe in large amounts of air while keeping their airway open and rigid.
Fat and muscle cushion
This cushion sits inside the larynx and vibrates when the whale exhales, creating sounds.
Arytenoids
These large, long cylinders are located at the base of the U-shaped structure and help keep the airway open.
______
Baleen whales—filter feeders that include blue whales, fin whales and humpback whales—make noises via a larynx, or voice box. Researchers understood that baleens use this organ to sing, but they weren't sure exactly how it worked
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e pulito #02 at August 03, 2024 12:40 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 03, 2024 12:40 AM (Vvh2V)
I grew up in Schertz, the next town down I-35 and I never heard it pronounced that way.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 03, 2024 12:39 AM (/y8xj)
Kamal, a whore is.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2024 12:40 AM (ZO20Q)
https://tinyurl.com/5fvc886m
Posted by: Ciampino
By DC standards, that is not a MASS PROTEST. It's barely a kerfuffle. Meh.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 03, 2024 12:41 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: Miklos thought physical fitness was a requirement at August 03, 2024 12:41 AM (1CnH+)
https://mol.im/a/13702421
If the Dems win then the Crash is almost guaranteed.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e pulito #03 at August 03, 2024 12:42 AM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/5fvc886m
Posted by: Ciampino
The whole point of letting 10 to 15 million illegals into the country over the last 4 years was to present the nation with the choice of granting them all citizenship/voting rights or face an outright insurrection.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 03, 2024 12:43 AM (G8tt9)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 03, 2024 12:40 AM (Vvh2V)
That construction occurs in French Canada, too. "Ti-Jean" is a folkloric hero like Paul Bunyan.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2024 12:43 AM (ZO20Q)
Posted by: Ciampino
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Agree. A lot on sidelines and many hovering over the sell button.
Posted by: scampydog at August 03, 2024 12:44 AM (41CYW)
https://t.co/9xUR5EapHp
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e pulito #04 at August 03, 2024 12:44 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy_gsd7jlnY
Posted by: Beau Miklos Joque, keepin' it alive, mes chers at August 03, 2024 12:44 AM (1CnH+)
https://trib.al/qDZ7xh5
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e pulito #05 at August 03, 2024 12:45 AM (qfLjt)
Exactly! And a lot of them wandered down here.
I believe I saw earlier that your surgery went well? I'm so glad!
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 03, 2024 12:46 AM (Vvh2V)
These wreckers need to get on board with the totally-real not-manufactured Kamalamania.
Posted by: spindrift at August 03, 2024 12:46 AM (aNnKe)
Not to be confused with Chainsaw Earle:
https://youtu.be/FBkVJg5J3iE
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2024 12:46 AM (ZO20Q)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 03, 2024 12:46 AM (Vvh2V)
so am I!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2024 12:47 AM (ZO20Q)
y more), and mounted it on the Flxible coach. That earned me a beer. Then a guy came round looking for some Studebaker brake parts parts for his '57 Chevy pickup with a Napco 4X4 conversion. It has Studebaker brakes on the front axle. I used the tractor to pull not one, but two old Studebaker half-ton rolling chassis up to the shop to take the front brakes off them, before finding the needed parts. Four hours of work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
++++++++++++
He lives!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 03, 2024 12:47 AM (ny95y)
https://mol.im/a/13702787
Antifa hardest hit.
In my youth all black clothing made me look better and helped pick up girls ..... le sigh.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e pulito #06 at August 03, 2024 12:47 AM (qfLjt)
As I recall, things Gitmo came into existence because we could stick those bastards in a place where we didn't have to extend to them American legal rights as they got prosecuted for their barbarism and sent off to the afterlife. The fact that KSM and his cohorts are still breathing is an example that we have become a silly people.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 03, 2024 12:48 AM (G8tt9)
Posted by: the Wretched Panhard at August 03, 2024 12:49 AM (1CnH+)
If true, he shot northwards in my estimation. I want those a-holes to ride the lightning bolt.
And I say yet again: Get the broads out of positions of responsibility.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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I think he panicked at the backlash, which was, of course, unexpected.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 03, 2024 12:50 AM (ny95y)
Merci, cher...j'adore zydego!
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 03, 2024 12:51 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Miklos at August 03, 2024 12:53 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 03, 2024 12:50 AM (ny95y)
I mean, really. 9/11 was like over 20 years ago. Before Obama! Before Taylor Swift! Who still remembers that?
Posted by: SecDef Keep Lloyd Austin Weird at August 03, 2024 12:54 AM (aNnKe)
https://mol.im/a/13700775
Did she speak in Russian or did the widow speak Ebonics y'all?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e pulito #07 at August 03, 2024 12:56 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 03, 2024 12:57 AM (8sNBp)
https://mol.im/a/13702421
If the Dems win then the Crash is almost guaranteed.
Posted by: Ciampino
IMO, the 'collapse' is going to happen anyway, regardless of the election.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 03, 2024 12:58 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 03, 2024 12:58 AM (G8tt9)
Posted by: tankdemon
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*raises hand*
Posted by: scampydog at August 03, 2024 12:58 AM (41CYW)
Anyway, what's the big controversy over a debate? Like, of course Trump and Kamala have to debate once she's crowned. Why are people sneaking around whispering behind walls that Trump's gonna debate Kamala?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 03, 2024 12:58 AM (ny95y)
https://mol.im/a/13703373
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e pulito #08 at August 03, 2024 01:01 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
With Zydeco.....
You gotta take it two steps at a time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGxSCoaUqMY
Posted by: Miklos, honorary Cajun at August 03, 2024 01:02 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2024 01:03 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work
What can't go on forever, won't
Posted by: Miklos, quoting Herbert Stein at August 03, 2024 01:04 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: French Jeton at August 03, 2024 01:06 AM (nqPiZ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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It sells to the wide eyes.
Posted by: scampydog at August 03, 2024 01:06 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: spindrift at August 03, 2024 01:07 AM (aNnKe)
https://mol.im/a/13703257
Now what are the odds that those dummy addresses, bogus and/or communal telephone numbers, dead sponsor names, etc. also are the same that are used for bogus voters in elections?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e pulito #09 at August 03, 2024 01:10 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: French Jeton at August 03, 2024 01:06 AM (nqPiZ)
Six lanes of traffic
Three lanes moving slow ...
https://youtu.be/EX2n2ftbdZU
Posted by: spindrift at August 03, 2024 01:14 AM (aNnKe)
What really mikes it funny is that Elon probably does, in a way.
Posted by: MrExcitement at August 03, 2024 01:15 AM (hOOi9)
https://tinyurl.com/4jypwrd2
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e pulito #10 at August 03, 2024 01:15 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13700821
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e pulito #11 at August 03, 2024 01:16 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2024 01:17 AM (ZO20Q)
Posted by: scampydog at August 03, 2024 01:20 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Do igloos have A/C?
Posted by: Miklos, with late Nite Questionings at August 03, 2024 01:21 AM (1CnH+)
I need a fresh copy of Procopius "the Secret Protocols" detailing the internal corruption and bizarre behavior in the Byzantine Empire.
Posted by: Miklos, finding History oddly relevant at August 03, 2024 01:26 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 03, 2024 12:24 AM (p6u4
1. Keep in your pants.
Posted by: RickZ at August 03, 2024 01:27 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 03, 2024 01:27 AM (6m0q9)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 03, 2024 01:27 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Pete Bog
Long as Boss man pay me, ima do my job, young man.
Posted by: Beloved 101 year old custodian "Uncle" Miklos at August 03, 2024 01:29 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 03, 2024 12:22 AM (HXGNm)
Assasination attempt? What assassination attempt?
Posted by: Straight Shooter Ron Rowe at August 03, 2024 01:30 AM (gKDq2)
For the First People of the Last Frontier
“Pentagon Announces ‘Long-Overdue’ Plea Deals With Tortured 9/11 Defendants“
https://tinyurl.com/56dwkcfj
Rejects labeled “too radical” from the Daily Worker hijacked the Alaska Native News.
Posted by: 13times at August 03, 2024 01:33 AM (RoJeu)
IMO, the 'collapse' is going to happen anyway, regardless of the election.
Posted by: Puddleglum
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I'm more in the '78-'81 camp than the '29 camp.
Posted by: scampydog at August 03, 2024 01:33 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Beloved 101 year old custodian "Uncle" Miklos at August 03, 2024 01:29 AM (1CnH+)
For what he’s paying you gonna need three jobs. And mo hours inna day
Posted by: Pete Bog Harris at August 03, 2024 01:35 AM (6m0q9)
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 03, 2024 01:39 AM (6m0q9)
Posted by: scampydog at August 03, 2024 01:44 AM (41CYW)
Things are getting weird
Posted by: Mister Ghost
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Did the plan involve a high altitude balloon?
Posted by: scampydog at August 02, 2024 11:57 PM (41CYW)
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Mattress bomb. Stymied by waterbed. Soggy fuse wouldn't stay lit.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e sporco #11 at August 03, 2024 01:46 AM (qfLjt)
So, where is everybody?
Presuming we're not unknown but well-known to the Governors of the Galaxy, what's the deal? One would pretty much have to conclude our isolation is intentional.
They know not, neither will they understand; they walk on in darkness: all the foundations of the earth are out of course. —Psalm 82
https://youtu.be/jJ4IUjjVfng
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - klaatu barada nic at August 03, 2024 01:47 AM (s54QH)
Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at August 03, 2024 01:49 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: scampydog at August 03, 2024 01:44 AM (41CYW)
Making a Greek omelette for breakfast. Chopped sauteed mushrooms, minced Kalamatas, chopped cooked bacon, Bulgarian feta and a smidgeon of oregano. W/ buttered toast.
Posted by: RickZ at August 03, 2024 01:50 AM (gKDq2)
So, where is everybody?
Posted by: mindful webworker - klaatu barada nic at August 03, 2024 01:47 AM (s54QH)
Apparently the appeal of the ONT is becoming more selective.
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 03, 2024 01:50 AM (6m0q9)
Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at August 03, 2024 01:50 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 03, 2024 01:52 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: scampydog at August 03, 2024 01:52 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work
What can't go on forever, won't
Posted by: Miklos, quoting Herbert Stein
h/t Instapundit
;-)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 03, 2024 01:55 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: Pete Bog Harris at August 03, 2024 01:35 AM (6m0q9)
Only t'ree jobs? What kinda lazy boy is he?
Posted by: Mr. Hedley at August 03, 2024 01:58 AM (lg881)
TaraBull
@TaraBull808
An illegaI migrant from Venezuela left her receipt at the grocery store, so the cashier took a photo..
EBT Food Stamp balance: $13,401.82
EBT Cash balance: $4,498.85
Yet millions of Americans can't afford groceries, gas, & rent.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 03, 2024 12:14 AM (TGPs7)
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Is there a link, a picture or anything? Because even for the Biden shits running that scam, those numbers don't seem right.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e sporco #10 at August 03, 2024 01:59 AM (qfLjt)
Oh. That gives me an idea. After I get back from my dawn walk I should jump on Piglet, the Honda Trail 125 motorcycle-ish, and putt-putt to Bosa's burritos and donut shop for breakfast. On the way back I could stop at the Saturday market here in Las Cruces and pick up some fresh straight from the field veggies.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 03, 2024 02:00 AM (G8tt9)
"many hovering over the sell button"?
Indeed?
Some (moi) are 'hovering over the buy' button.
I thought the name of the game was to sell high & buy low, but...
YOU go ahead & sell at the first hint of a correction, OK?
Posted by: mnw at August 03, 2024 02:00 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Ciampino
If thousands of people can receive tax "refunds" and EITC and be registered to vote in the same two room apartment-
America! What a country!
Posted by: Yacov Miklos-Smirnov at August 03, 2024 02:05 AM (1CnH+)
Indeed?
Some (moi) are 'hovering over the buy' button.
I thought the name of the game was to sell high & buy low, but...
YOU go ahead & sell at the first hint of a correction, OK?
Posted by: mnw
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I was commenting on what I'm seeing and hearing from the masses. Like you I am adding and/or opening positions. Not selling. Well...I did sell some 3M a few days ago.
Posted by: scampydog at August 03, 2024 02:06 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Miklos, recalling the Days of Innocent Youth at August 03, 2024 02:07 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: mnw at August 03, 2024 02:11 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Miklos, in best negro Spiritual Kummala/Hillary soulful voice at August 03, 2024 02:12 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: scampydog at August 03, 2024 02:12 AM (41CYW)
Point being, the media knows that he is a vegetable and yet they have no problem with him continuing to guide our nation until January.
The media are despicable.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 03, 2024 02:14 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Miklos collects belly button bitcoin lint at August 03, 2024 02:14 AM (1CnH+)
I saw the picture earlier, couldn't hope to find it again. They're legit.
Posted by: Weirddave at August 03, 2024 02:15 AM (oxkI8)
Posted by: Miklos thinks at August 03, 2024 02:17 AM (1CnH+)
https://mol.im/a/13703055
Reread that article and came across these two paragraphs.
Last month, nonprofit Every Town cited Georgia for having the 9th highest rate of gun violence in the country - with gun-related murders in Georgia at a startling 47 percent, WSAV News reported.
In the last decade, gun deaths in Georgia have increased to 25 percent — 8 percent higher than the national average.
Those numbers, percentages, are totally meaningless!
47% of what? Increased to 25% of what? Obviously this is Minority Math coming from Common Core.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e sporco #08 at August 03, 2024 02:17 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Weirddave
Trust all content from Weirddave.
Todd, never.
Posted by: Miklos knows that you know at August 03, 2024 02:19 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 03, 2024 02:23 AM (lbKAG)
Posted by: 13times at August 03, 2024 02:25 AM (re0EP)
Posted by: Ciampino
The fight between White Supremacists and the Christianists is pretty bloody. Then you got the Seventh Day Adventists and roving Amish hit squads. Mormons? Better not to ask.
Posted by: Miklos sees blood at August 03, 2024 02:25 AM (1CnH+)
Why? The market is having a right good tantrum right now and once it gets done with that It will go into a phase of being overbought, wash, rinse, repeat. I could sell but then I'd have all kinds of taxes to pay and I would miss out on all that future sustainable growth. After 40 years of market swings and market cycles you tend not to get worried about matters. And if I'm wrong and everything implodes I'll meet all of you down at the Bidenville soup line.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 03, 2024 02:25 AM (G8tt9)
In the last decade, gun deaths in Georgia have increased to 25 percent — 8 percent higher than the national average.
Take Atlanta/Fulton County out of those numbers. What is it now? Like saying Illinois is the most violent state in the nation. Now, take Chicago out.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 03, 2024 02:26 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: The Iranian nuclear bomb program at August 03, 2024 02:28 AM (1CnH+)
In the last decade, gun deaths in Georgia have increased to 25 percent — 8 percent higher than the national average.
Take Atlanta/Fulton County out of those numbers. What is it now? Like saying Illinois is the most violent state in the nation. Now, take Chicago out.
Posted by: Puddleglum
Would you send this to the governor of New Mexico and tell her that Albuquerque's gun violence is more the result of her not locking up criminals, and that her trying to cancel the second amendment is not playing well in the rest of the state.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 03, 2024 02:30 AM (G8tt9)
Posted by: scampydog at August 03, 2024 02:31 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Miklos
What about the Mennonites? Where's the love?
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 03, 2024 02:33 AM (G8tt9)
The lawyers on both sides split $3.975 billion amongst themselves, while the plaintiffs each got 25 cents off one (1) each small okra, seaweed and durian pizza from their nearest local restaurant.
Posted by: spindrift at August 03, 2024 02:34 AM (aNnKe)
We're really low here, I guess. Almost at June 11, 2024 levels.
Posted by: spindrift at August 03, 2024 02:36 AM (aNnKe)
(Giddy up, giddy up)
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at August 03, 2024 02:36 AM (JRP2U)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 03, 2024 02:37 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 03, 2024 02:38 AM (G8tt9)
Point being, the media knows that he is a vegetable and yet they have no problem with him continuing to guide our nation until January.
The media are despicable.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
May I ask if your husband had dementia? Mine did and he's been gone a year now. I still wonder if I had paid closer attention to the little signs years before they became blatantly obvious whether it would have made a difference in his life span. I'm still kind of filled with guilt over what I feel is a failure on my part to recognize or admit to myself what was happening to him.
Yes the media is despicable but I find Dr. Jill even more so.
Posted by: Tuna at August 03, 2024 02:39 AM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Team Kamala at August 03, 2024 02:42 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: the Mennonite MS-13 at August 03, 2024 02:45 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: spindrift
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I respect and agree with what you're saying in the macro market for buy/hold and opening new positions. Some opportunity for some short term swing trades popped up today -not long term holds.
Posted by: scampydog at August 03, 2024 02:45 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
*buys beat-up fedora at the thrift store*
Posted by: Miklos respects Tradition at August 03, 2024 02:49 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 03, 2024 02:50 AM (G8tt9)
Dr. Jill seems to have abandoned Joe now, I kind of understand the temptation to do so, but I could not live with myself if I ever abandoned my very sweet hubs. He was one of the good guys.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 03, 2024 02:50 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
I believe this, because you are obviously one of the best yourself.
Posted by: Miklos respects at August 03, 2024 02:53 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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And, in at least one respect, a very lucky man.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 03, 2024 02:53 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 03, 2024 02:50 AM (Sgq8y)
Are you a raging narcissist? If not, then, please, don't even think of any comprisons to you and Dr. Dr. Jill -- ever.
Posted by: RickZ at August 03, 2024 02:53 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 03, 2024 02:56 AM (G8tt9)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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And, in at least one respect, a very lucky man.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Now see?
Sometimes, and for a while, we can have Nice things (and People)
Posted by: Miklos at August 03, 2024 02:56 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Miklos tries to make sense at August 03, 2024 02:58 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 03, 2024 02:59 AM (n3cG7)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
My husband was a very nice guy. He put up with my crap for almost 50 years. It was my privilege to care for him at the end. Somehow I don't think Dr. Jill feels the same.
Posted by: Tuna at August 03, 2024 03:00 AM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
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My most painful was riding Worldcom from 43 to 0 (young and dumb). Best was that I was an early investor in Cialis before it was Cialis (young and lucky).
Posted by: scampydog at August 03, 2024 03:00 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Miklos
You would assume wrong. I do mean Mr. Cram. His wife came across the Canadian plains in a wagon train before getting married and settling in the Seattle area where the two of them stayed for the rest of their lives. She was remarkable in that she never lost the step mentally and physically she became limited by age. The doctors finally pulled her driver's license at 95 because well she was 95 even though she could still drive. What finally did her is she fell off a ladder a couple years later while trying to change a light bulb. May God bless me with a life that wonderful and if I don't that God blesses me with 12-year-olds that have the good sense to keep their mouth shut and agree with me.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 03, 2024 03:02 AM (G8tt9)
Posted by: Miklos tries to sympathize, but can't at August 03, 2024 03:02 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
If they don't, have them climb ladders.
Posted by: Miklos is mainly past that at August 03, 2024 03:05 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Miklos tries to sympathize, but can't at August 03, 2024 03:02 AM (1CnH+)
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I hit post and thought....that's gonna boomerang. And it did.
Posted by: scampydog at August 03, 2024 03:05 AM (41CYW)
Miklos, prayers for you and Mama.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 03, 2024 03:06 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: scampydog at August 03, 2024 03:06 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Tuna at August 03, 2024 03:07 AM (oaGWv)
Posted by: scampydog
"got lucky" could be entirely different.
Posted by: Miklos wonders if they do phrasing here anymore at August 03, 2024 03:07 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Thank you-
moment
Prayer for you and the Trumpenistas duly registered.
Posted by: Miklos would cater such an event at August 03, 2024 03:09 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Tuna at August 03, 2024 03:09 AM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Miklos prefers the Germanic, because Zeitgeist at August 03, 2024 03:19 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: scampydog at August 03, 2024 03:20 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Miklos at August 03, 2024 03:21 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Miklos has linguistic inventions at August 03, 2024 03:35 AM (1CnH+)
https://mol.im/a/13700581
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e sporco #07 at August 03, 2024 03:38 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos thinks 'horde Mind" is shorter, but still at August 03, 2024 03:42 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Miklos thinks 'horde Mind at August 03, 2024 03:42 AM (1CnH+)
https://mol.im/a/13700581
Posted by: Ciampino
Yu go, Girl!
Posted by: The Honorable Mayor Tiffany Henyard at August 03, 2024 03:45 AM (1CnH+)
It's going to be a long day
Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2024 03:46 AM (fwDg9)
It's going to be a long day
Posted by: Skip
The Longest Day
Mein Kommandant!
Ist kommen die Skippens!
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