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Hi-ho Horde! Welcome to Thursday. Anyone looking for a job?

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Riling Up The Boomers


So, John Ekdahl made a parody tweet this week, satirizing liberal cat ladies social media.



Thing is, a lot of folks, mainly boomer-types, didn't get that it was satire, and the tweet went viral and blew up. Click through and read some of the replies. They're hilarious. It even filtered down to the younger generation, who have started to meme it.

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Just a glorious example of crowds overacting to humor they didn't understand.


It's OK To Be White

The Problem with White People


White people don’t exist.
The problem with any conversation about white people is that no such thing exists. White people are an abstract concept describing people who do not otherwise have a racial identity. If you have a racial identity, or an ethnicity or a cultural identity; you are not a white person.

Racial identity, from Darwinism, to the obsession with pan-European superiority, the concept of ‘white’ people has always been flawed and always been built around establishing social dominance. Just another way for humans to try and control one another, and it was effective. The problem is that leftwing progressivism has never evolved beyond this particular time period in human history, favoring switching racial dominance over erasing the idea of ‘race’ altogether.

In 2024, there is no such thing as a white person.

Truthfully, white people went extinct more than half a century ago, with only a small number of local theater players attempting to recreate what they think being a white person used to be, here and there. In a 2021 article on ‘whiteness,’ the author notes in attempts at persuading white people to discuss their whiteness, “If they weren’t exactly clamouring to dispense with their racial identity, and the privileges that came with it, they were also not eager to embrace, or even discuss it, in public.”

White people, for as long as I have been alive, 1982 — present, have long struggled with this above-stated challenge. What exactly is it about them they need to defend or explain or apologize for or repent over or embrace or denounce that makes them ‘white?’


Ruminations on racial identity politics.


Populism


Cultural Warfare and Populist Uprising: Josh Hammer and Chip Roy Clash with the Uniparty on the WarRoom


The rise of populism is portrayed as a natural response to the perceived failures of the political establishment. Hammer describes the New Right as an uprising that refuses to “sit and take it anymore.” This movement is characterized by a willingness to engage in political combat and adopt governmental tactics that aim to restore a sense of equilibrium and sanity to the nation.

Hammer references Antonio Gramsci, an Italian Marxist theorist who spoke of a “Long March through the institutions.” According to Hammer, this march is nearly complete, with the left having gained control over key cultural and political institutions. The populist movement, therefore, represents a counterforce to this leftward shift, seeking to reclaim control and restore traditional values.

The clash between populism and the uniparty is not just a battle for political power but a fight for the soul of the nation. Hammer and Roy argue that the current political climate requires a robust response from those who value Western civilization and its foundational principles. As Hammer puts it, “The key point is that Abraham Accord style National interest. Forum policy will actually allow America to strategically pull back from the region.”

This statement reflects a broader desire among populists to pursue policies that prioritize national interests and restore America’s standing in the world.

I've always been a bit leery of the politics of populism, mainly because it is especially vulnerable to being hijacked by fringe people, such as the antisemitism that has taken root among some of the “new right”, but it seems to be the direction politics is going these days, and a populism focused on restoring traditional values seems to be the only thing opposing the left anymore.


Raise Your Hand If You're Surprised

Florida anti-Trump online activist arrested over child s—x and bestiality crimes

A Pinellas County, Fla. man has been arrested and charged for allegedly possessing child s—x abuse content featuring children as young as three months, sexual activity involving animals and possessing meth.

Robert Roy Kalkofen has been charged with 10 counts of sexual activity involving animals, 30 counts of possession of child p—rnography, resisting an officer and possession of meth.

I think we're missing a big opportunity to brand the Democraps as the “party of perverts”.


On Fraud And Our Elections

Fear And Despondency

Now none of this is what I want, of course. I want it to topple fast. I want for our voting to be restored to a semblance of sanity — if it takes purple fingers, one day of voting, paper ballots? So be it and about time — and for us to kick the small minority of cultural invaders (Marxists. The illegal incomers are a large minority) raping our polity to be thrown down and their illusions of superiority cast into the trash heap of history.

There is a very small chance. A miracle. And we can do it.

If there were no chance, they wouldn’t have taken a potshot at Trump. (Uh Uh. Just a lone nut. Yeah. I’ll buy that. Except no, I don’t. As one of my writer friends put it, the only way to get not only that much incompetence but total lack of interest in investigating is if it was orchestrated. Sorry not sorry.) If there were no chance, they wouldn’t have replaced the corpse with the puppet on the ticket (and I still say Biden will die in October. I’ll explain why in a moment.) And they wouldn’t be Cone-Of-Silencing Trump so hard. AND they wouldn’t be working their fear and despondency brigades quite so hard, either.

Guys, PLEASE follow the bouncing ball as I unpack the situation: the only chance we have to bring this to a soft landing in my lifetime is to win in November. This is almost impossible due to fraud.

Party Of Perverts

White Dudes For Having Some Personal Dignity And Self-Respect

In one of the least surprising developments of all time, this week’s White Dudes for Kamala Zoom call was a festival of estrogen where a bunch of weirdos, losers, mutations, sissies, whiners, dorks, geeks, and other key sub-sections of the Democrat Party gathered in the electronic ether to humiliate themselves at the feet of their mediocre candidate. That was no surprise. I didn’t check out enough of it to see if they started with a land acknowledgment or if they reassured some of the men participating that it was understood that some of them menstruate because every second I watched, I felt the testosterone draining from my body. Fortunately, being a conservative, I’ve got it to spare.

Simps, begging for just a crumb of p***y.


Feel Good Story Of The Day

Mom burnt 13-year-old daughter's rapist alive after cruel taunt upon jail release

María del Carmen García's daughter Verónica was raped when she was 13 years old at knifepoint by her neighbor Antonio Cosme in 1998. After serving nine years in prison for the crime, he was released in June 2005.

On the day of his release, he approached María at a bus stop near her home outside of the city of Alicante, in the southeastern region of Valencia.

Cosme reportedly taunted his victim's mother, asking "how her daughter was," and made his way to a local bar the family frequented.

María reportedly went on to purchase a container of fuel at a nearby petrol station before entering the bar, pouring gasoline over his head and setting him ablaze.


Good.

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1 beyond

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, Miklos con i denti di Thomas at August 01, 2024 10:01 PM (qfLjt)

2 Let's fly!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2024 10:01 PM (U3fWx)

3 Howdy horde! Thanks WD.

Posted by: TRex at August 01, 2024 10:01 PM (IQ6Gq)

4 Let the games begin

Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2024 10:01 PM (vJiyU)

5 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 01, 2024 10:01 PM (6WCwE)

6 Tomorrow is Fuck It Friday.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2024 10:01 PM (aPY1X)

7 Foistest

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, Miklos con i denti di Thomas. at August 01, 2024 10:01 PM (qfLjt)

8 Crap, just started and I'm already 4 games out.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2024 10:02 PM (vJiyU)

9 Robert Roy Kalkofen has been charged with 10 counts of sexual activity involving animals, 30 counts of possession of child p—rnography, resisting an officer and possession of meth.

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Typical leftard. Anyway, I'll bet the guinea pig was happy to see him go.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2024 10:03 PM (9p/sG)

10 FUN FACT: Friars wore white. Monks wore brown.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2024 10:04 PM (9p/sG)

11 Feel Good Story Of The Day

En Fuego!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 01, 2024 10:05 PM (wQVbQ)

12 in 1998. After serving nine years in prison for the crime, he was released in June 2005.

The arithmetic doesn't add up.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore at August 01, 2024 10:06 PM (qfLjt)

13 María reportedly went on to purchase a container of fuel at a nearby petrol station before entering the bar, pouring gasoline over his head and setting him ablaze.

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Did she toss the bartender a silver dollar on the way out? That would have been awesome.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2024 10:06 PM (9p/sG)

14 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the air friar:



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Posted by: runner at August 01, 2024 10:06 PM (V13WU)

15
6 Tomorrow is Fuck It Friday.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01

Let’s save each other from despair and make it Funkin Friday!

(Yes, I am just like this in real life).

Posted by: Piper at August 01, 2024 10:06 PM (pZEOD)

16 Hello, great content and lots of food for thought. Thanks WD

Posted by: Alh at August 01, 2024 10:07 PM (xJEPL)

17 6 Tomorrow is Fuck It Friday.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Happy to have it. I had to cover in colo rectal surgery today. Asses. Bloody asses. Hemorrhoids. Prolapses. And an infected cyst.

It was gross. Even by my standards.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 01, 2024 10:07 PM (XNYK+)

18 Deimoscrats = PAGAN

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 10:07 PM (xUjl7)

19 María reportedly went on to purchase a container of fuel at a nearby petrol station before entering the bar, pouring gasoline over his head and setting him ablaze.

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In America the EPA would have been all over her ass.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2024 10:08 PM (9p/sG)

20 Naughty Tensor Art and its AI models.

o.O;;;

There is nothing in the prompts about nudity so why did it just generate a woman flashing full frontal nudity?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 10:08 PM (xUjl7)

21 Sweet 16?

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 01, 2024 10:08 PM (w3u3d)

22 News the world has seemingly forgotten;

- Two weeks ago a leading candidate for the President of the United States was the victim of an attempted assassination.

- Who is leading the Executive Branch of the US Federal Government?

- A veritable avalanche of open questions surrounding who shot PDJT. See https://t.ly/Pzyrq for an interesting wrinkle.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 01, 2024 10:08 PM (6WCwE)

23 FUN FACT: Friars wore white. Monks wore brown.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2024 10:04 PM (9p/sG)

Just the catholic ones.

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2024 10:08 PM (V13WU)

24 Chinese monk in last picture... Let's Fry.

(Serpentines away)

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 01, 2024 10:08 PM (VNX3d)

25 Ha not even close

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 01, 2024 10:08 PM (w3u3d)

26 The arithmetic doesn't add up.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore at August 01, 2024 10:06 PM (qfLjt)

What have we told you about math on this blog?!

Posted by: pookysgirl, enforcing Da Rulez at August 01, 2024 10:09 PM (dtlDP)

27 María reportedly went on to purchase a container of fuel at a nearby petrol station before entering the bar, pouring gasoline over his head and setting him ablaze.

So didn't want to listen to Ted Stryker anymore?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 10:09 PM (xUjl7)

28 If only the human species had a sense of "morality" think of what disasters we might have avoided.

I'm not going to mention the theory that "homo sapiens" has "intelligence" because that theory doesn't have a lot of evidence to support it.

Happy pre-Friday, Horde. Love you all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 01, 2024 10:09 PM (CHHv1)

29 Happy to have it. I had to cover in colo

Ostomy surgery is no joke. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 01, 2024 10:10 PM (wQVbQ)

30 The arithmetic doesn't add up.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore at August 01, 2024 10:06 PM (qfLjt)

What have we told you about math on this blog?!
Posted by: pookysgirl, enforcing Da Rulez

For some people, 2+2 does not equal 4. Many of these will vote for the blowjob queen.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 01, 2024 10:10 PM (VNX3d)

31 Last picture

"Who slipped Brother John the ergot?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 10:10 PM (xUjl7)

32 Brand our friends across the aisle as the Party of Perverts? We can't do that! It's wrong, it's inflammatory, and darn it, it's just not true.

(looks around nervously)

They don't have any pictures of last weeks gay orgy we attended, do they?

Posted by: GOPe at August 01, 2024 10:11 PM (0eaVi)

33 What job was that being advertised? Suicide bomber?

Posted by: ALH at August 01, 2024 10:12 PM (xJEPL)

34 Hoyt article is depressing and inspiring as the same time.

Not sure how she pulled that one off.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2024 10:12 PM (aPY1X)

35 Happy to have it. I had to cover in colo rectal surgery today. Asses. Bloody asses. Hemorrhoids. Prolapses. And an infected cyst.

Nurse Ratched, had to operate on the Seattle municipal government?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 10:12 PM (xUjl7)

36 26
What have we told you about math on this blog?!

Posted by: pookysgirl, enforcing Da Rulez at August 01, 2024 10:09 PM (dtlDP)
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Scusi, non parlo l'Inglese.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, si aveva tolto i pantaloni alla svelta at August 01, 2024 10:12 PM (qfLjt)

37 Naughty Tensor Art and its AI models.
o.O;;;
There is nothing in the prompts about nudity so why did it just generate a woman flashing full frontal nudity?
Posted by: Anna Puma


The AI is making sure you know it's a real woman and not a trans woman?

Posted by: mikeski at August 01, 2024 10:12 PM (DgGvY)

38 Happy to have it. I had to cover in colo rectal surgery today. Asses. Bloody asses. Hemorrhoids. Prolapses. And an infected cyst.

It was gross. Even by my standards.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified

Bless you and all the people like you capable of doing this. I could not.

Posted by: Piper at August 01, 2024 10:12 PM (pZEOD)

39 Tonypete yes. interesting.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 01, 2024 10:12 PM (s3qiR)

40 FUN FACT: Friars wore white. Monks wore brown.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2024 10:04 PM (9p/sG)

I thought friars looked golden brown? At least, they did at KFC.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2024 10:13 PM (0eaVi)

41 You've never heard of Ernest Shackelton?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 10:13 PM (xUjl7)

42 33 What job was that being advertised? Suicide bomber?
Posted by: ALH at August 01, 2024 10:12 PM (xJEPL)

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Shackleton's ill-fated 1912 expedition to cross Antarctica. Amazing story.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2024 10:13 PM (9p/sG)

43 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the air friar

"If that Flying Nun can do it, so can I!"

Posted by: Brother Icarus at August 01, 2024 10:14 PM (DgGvY)

44 @17 - unfortunately, the test to practice in San Francisco does have a lot of, um, "bumps."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 01, 2024 10:14 PM (CHHv1)

45 Happy to have it. I had to cover in colo rectal surgery today. Asses. Bloody asses. Hemorrhoids. Prolapses. And an infected cyst.

It was gross. Even by my standards.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 01, 2024 10:07 PM (XNYK+)

Dang! You were at Buttgigger's house?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2024 10:14 PM (0eaVi)

46 Robert Roy Kalkofen has been charged with 10 counts of sexual activity involving animals, 30 counts of possession of child p—rnography, resisting an officer and possession of meth.

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Typical leftard. Anyway, I'll bet the guinea pig was happy to see him go.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2024 10:03 PM (9p/sG)

He needs to have a red hot poker shoved someplace.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2024 10:14 PM (WGkKU)

47 Don't jump!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 10:15 PM (63Dwl)

48 Yay, Homemade Pie Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 01, 2024 10:15 PM (dZVON)

49 I never would trust a doctor who purposefully chose to be a proctologist.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2024 10:15 PM (aPY1X)

50 In America the EPA would have been all over her ass.

In America, she wouldn't have been able to pour the gas out of the stupid can.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 01, 2024 10:15 PM (/y8xj)

51 Dang! You were at Buttgigger's house?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2024 10:14 PM (0eaVi)

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And that was just the wedding reception.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2024 10:15 PM (9p/sG)

52 41 You've never heard of Ernest Shackelton?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 10:13 PM (xUjl7)

Nope. I'm an old lady, if I did I forgot it by now.

Posted by: ALH at August 01, 2024 10:16 PM (xJEPL)

53 Sorry I'm late, the other patrons at the karaoke bar demanded a third encore.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 01, 2024 10:16 PM (8sNBp)

54 The AI is making sure you know it's a real woman and not a trans woman?

Maybe? Healthy D cups. AI even drew in a trim tummy, belly button, and showing the lower rib cage pressing against the skin. So yes very fit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 10:16 PM (xUjl7)

55 Well done Maria!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2024 10:16 PM (U3fWx)

56 Hoyt article is depressing and inspiring as the same time.

Not sure how she pulled that one off.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2024 10:12 PM (aPY1X)

I'm sorry, but it was tedious. Bailed out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2024 10:16 PM (WGkKU)

57 Papal Bull gives you wi-i-ings!!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 01, 2024 10:17 PM (kpS4V)

58 He needs to have a red hot poker shoved someplace.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
***************
Or the eel from the last thread.

Posted by: Cosda at August 01, 2024 10:17 PM (RS8TZ)

59 57 Papal Bull gives you wi-i-ings!!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 01, 2024 10:17 PM (kpS4V)


***SNORT***

Posted by: ALH at August 01, 2024 10:17 PM (xJEPL)

60 *waves to Eris*

Had to add a Negative Prompt to Tensor Art to prevent more nude art.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 10:18 PM (xUjl7)

61 56 Hoyt article is depressing and inspiring as the same time.

Not sure how she pulled that one off.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2024 10:12 PM (aPY1X)

I'm sorry, but it was tedious. Bailed out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2024 10:16 PM (WGkKU

TLDR;

We're likely gonna lose to the fraud but don't get depressed! Fight on!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2024 10:18 PM (aPY1X)

62
In America, she wouldn't have been able to pour the gas out of the stupid can.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 01, 2024 10:15 PM (/y8xj)

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LOL. So true.

Try standing in a rocking dinghy trying to fill the outboard motor while holding down the green part down while tilting the entire container at a wild angle.

I despise those damn things.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2024 10:18 PM (9p/sG)

63 I never would trust a doctor who purposefully chose to be a proctologist.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2024 10:15 PM (aPY1X)

But it's a needed specialty, nevertheless.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2024 10:18 PM (WGkKU)

64
The Heroic Age of Antarctic exploration is very interesting and quite chilling (heh).

The one guy you've to feel for is Robert Falcon Scott. He finally gets the the South Pole, thinking he's the first, and then sees Amundsen beat him to it by about a month. Then he dies on the way back.

Amundsen-Scott base at the South Pole is named after those two, of course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 01, 2024 10:19 PM (w6EFb)

65 My guess is the Flying Monk is going to have both shoulders dislocated, followed by a quick stop after a short drop.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 01, 2024 10:19 PM (F4bAW)

66 LOL. So true.

Try standing in a rocking dinghy trying to fill the outboard motor while holding down the green part down while tilting the entire container at a wild angle.

I despise those damn things.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2024 10:18 PM (9p/sG

If you ever find a Jerry can, buy it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2024 10:19 PM (aPY1X)

67 Scusi, non parlo l'Inglese.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, si aveva tolto i pantaloni alla svelta at August 01, 2024 10:12 PM (qfLjt)

Te futueo et caballum tuum!

Posted by: pookysgirl might feel bad for the horse at August 01, 2024 10:20 PM (dtlDP)

68 I guess the Indian(dot) American community is now angry at Kammiela for abandoning her identity. Since that's a small minority and not part of the protected class, she doesn't care.

Posted by: Megthered at August 01, 2024 10:20 PM (rwiQP)

69 So filled with hate watching a deranged man beat down an Italian gal at the Olympics

My 28-34 kids wonder what’s wrong with me….

It’s all coming down.

Posted by: Brad at August 01, 2024 10:20 PM (TEpSS)

70 Happy to have it. I had to cover in colo rectal surgery today. Asses. Bloody asses. Hemorrhoids. Prolapses. And an infected cyst.

It was gross. Even by my standards.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 01, 2024 10:07 PM (XNYK+)



Bet the doc said Pull My Finger at least twice.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2024 10:20 PM (W/lyH)

71 Here's a song for select ettes.

https://youtu.be/uiGFZUnJgqU

Sorry, Buck, I don't see an upright bass.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 01, 2024 10:20 PM (VNX3d)

72 Try standing in a rocking dinghy trying to fill the outboard motor while holding down the green part down while tilting the entire container at a wild angle.

I despise those damn things.
Posted by: Cicero

Only our government could **** up something as simple as a spout.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 01, 2024 10:20 PM (6WCwE)

73 69 So filled with hate watching a deranged man beat down an Italian gal at the Olympics

My 28-34 kids wonder what’s wrong with me….

It’s all coming down.
Posted by: Brad at August 01, 2024 10:20 PM (TEpSS

Maybe this is what is needed to change some women's minds on voting Democrat.

But then again, women are selfish and care mostly about abortions.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2024 10:21 PM (aPY1X)

74 I gave up trying to read the full feel good story after clicking thru, I couldn't get the full article. Did anyone manage to find out why it is a feel good story now when they say she immolated the rapist in 2005? Did she just get pardoned or released from prison or something?

Posted by: PaleRider at August 01, 2024 10:21 PM (wTs+0)

75 Amundsen-Scott base at the South Pole is named after those two, of course.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 01, 2024 10:19 PM (w6EFb)

I saw a reel or something on Facebook of satellite photos of the Antartica ice cap ebb & flow over a year.

Posted by: ALH at August 01, 2024 10:22 PM (xJEPL)

76 63 I never would trust a doctor who purposefully chose to be a proctologist.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2024 10:15 PM (aPY1X)

But it's a needed specialty, nevertheless.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2024 10:18 PM (WGkKU)

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I had need of a proctologist a while back. Place I went, three of the four docs there were women. The one I saw was a young'in, probably half my age. Her assistant was also female.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 01, 2024 10:22 PM (F4bAW)

77 My guess is the Flying Monk is going to have both shoulders dislocated, followed by a quick stop after a short drop.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 01, 2024 10:19 PM (F4bAW)

Can you support the entire weight of your body with arms outstretched on parallel bars? Then maybe those wings would work. But it would be way better to have a rigid spar to support both wings. Otto Lilienthal he know de wey.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2024 10:22 PM (WGkKU)

78 Thanks so much for linking Sarah Hoyt’s recent post. She also has a hunch that Biden might just happen to die in October, just in time to gin up a sympathy vote for the new Grrlboss president. Some others at her site are guessing, depending on her VP pick, that it might be Harris instead that gets the axe, assuming they can pin it on Trump. I pose no hypothesis, just passing these speculations along.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 01, 2024 10:22 PM (TwYi7)

79 One of my DILs is a dot-Indian (Naturalized Citizen, of course). She LOATHES the bitch.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 01, 2024 10:22 PM (6WCwE)

80 Had to add a Negative Prompt to Tensor Art to prevent more nude art.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 10:18 PM (xUjl7)
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Nuder and harder, Anna!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 01, 2024 10:23 PM (kpS4V)

81 women are selfish and care mostly about abortions.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2024 10:21 PM (aPY1X)

Um no.

Posted by: ALH at August 01, 2024 10:23 PM (xJEPL)

82 I think we're missing a big opportunity to brand the Democraps as the “party of perverts”.

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They are

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 01, 2024 10:24 PM (Ka3bZ)

83 "resisting an officer and possession of meth."
So, the question is:
Which came first? The meth or the TDS?

Posted by: GWB at August 01, 2024 10:24 PM (AWrpC)

84 I had need of a proctologist a while back. Place I went, three of the four docs there were women. The one I saw was a young'in, probably half my age. Her assistant was also female.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

Doesn't one usually pay extra for that?

Just asking. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at August 01, 2024 10:24 PM (6WCwE)

85 66 LOL. So true.

Try standing in a rocking dinghy trying to fill the outboard motor while holding down the green part down while tilting the entire container at a wild angle.

I despise those damn things.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2024 10:18 PM (9p/sG

If you ever find a Jerry can, buy it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2024 10:19 PM (aPY1X)

-----------------------------------

You can buy kits on Amazon to convert the newer cans back to something that actually works. I had good luck with one.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 01, 2024 10:24 PM (F4bAW)

86 81 women are selfish and care mostly about abortions.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2024 10:21 PM (aPY1X)

Um no.
Posted by: ALH at August 01, 2024 10:23 PM (xJEPL)

Democrat women.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2024 10:24 PM (aPY1X)

87 Party of Perverts. Good moniker, WeirdDave. I’m in, although I’d like to find a way to note the treason too.

Posted by: FINGERS at August 01, 2024 10:24 PM (lnw9s)

88 Evening.

If white people don't exist then isn't any discussion on "whiteness" moot?

White privilege? White supremacy?

Who cares, whitey doesn't exist.

Posted by: Robert at August 01, 2024 10:24 PM (1Yy3c)

89 women are selfish and care mostly about abortions.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2024 10:21 PM (aPY1X)

Um no.
Posted by: ALH

Crazy women care about killing their babies and saving on funeral expenses by having lots of cats to eat them when they die.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 01, 2024 10:25 PM (VNX3d)

90 I had need of a proctologist a while back. Place I went, three of the four docs there were women. The one I saw was a young'in, probably half my age. Her assistant was also female.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 01, 2024 10:22 PM (F4bAW)


Ahhh. I have a great doc now but at times I miss Doctor Jenny. Slimmest fingers in the Pacific NW.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2024 10:25 PM (W/lyH)

91 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 01, 2024 10:25 PM (f87vz)

92 If you ever find a Jerry can, buy it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2024 10:19 PM (aPY1X)

Jerry can is too heavy to fuel a small outboard motor with an integral fuel tank, leastwise when the boat is on the water. Fill a two-liter pop bottle with fuel, and refuel the outboard from that. Your arms will thank you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2024 10:25 PM (WGkKU)

93 Meanwhile, in Ukraine:
1. The long awaited F-16s are supposedly now in country. A picture of an F-16 decoy for the Russians to blow up has already been published, which shows how much faith the Ukrainians have in their air defense.
2. The Ukrainians may soon have a referendum on whether they will allow the Russians to keep the territory they have captured. This jaw dropping idiocy is a prelude to offering to negotiate with the Russians. Why the Russians would want to quit now and allow NATO time to rearm the Ukrainians is unclear.
3. The new national sport in Ukraine is committing arson on the vehicles used by the Army press gangs. Around 40 have been destroyed so far.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 01, 2024 10:25 PM (sjGsU)

94 Deadpool And Wolverine

I am home. I got out of my apartment. I'm finally willing to admit I fucking hate going to the movie theater!

I have thoughts. Nothing deep.

This is the first Marvel Studios movie I've seen since the last Avengers movie five years ago.

I rewatched the first two before seeing this and its continuous diminishing returns. First one was best. Second was better than I remembered but still not nearly as good. This one mostly gets by on Hugh Jackman's and Ryan Reynolds' charisma. There's a story, sure, but it mostly feels like an excuse for a movie with nothing to say.

The reason the first movie was good was Morena Baccarin. Without her these movies are largely pointless. She gets less screen time in the third one than in the second one.

Shit tons of cameos with actors from other 20th Century Fox Marvel movies. That was actually kind of cool. Chris Evans even shows up but not as Captain America. There was one sequence that I enjoyed that was nothing but references to some of the comics. In particular, the cover of Uncanny X-Men that has Wolverine crucified on a giant X. I must admit, that was cool. But in other words, TONS of fan service./1

Posted by: Robert at August 01, 2024 10:25 PM (1Yy3c)

95 Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 01, 2024 10:22 PM (TwYi7)

Getting into the spirit, I see. Carpe diem!

Posted by: pookysgirl, seizing and pouncing at August 01, 2024 10:26 PM (dtlDP)

96 No nudity. Tons of foul language and gore but I guess Disney said no tits and/or ass. Bummer. Bizarrely, *lots* of homoerotic humor. I'm not kidding, it's wall to wall homoeroticism. It's really weird and mostly unfunny. Sure, *some* of it was funny but it's way overused. It gets to the point that all the gay humor is meant to imply Deadpool is himself gay.

Going back to my newfound hatred of theaters, but I sat next to a couple that I'm 99% certain was fucked up on *something*. They laughed and giggled at just about everything. I had seriously considered moving seats at one point. They just annoyed me.

This has nothing to do with the movie but afterwards I went to take a very long piss...and yes, that's a relevant detail...but while I was standing there taking care of bidness two guys came thru who stood at the corner urinal with their back turned so no one could peek. It's not the first time I've seen this behavior but seriously? Dude, no one wants to look at your dick. Pop into the stalls if you're so afraid.

It was okay. It was entertaining enough as you're watching it. It doesn't leave much impression after you're done with it. It's fine./fini

Posted by: Robert at August 01, 2024 10:26 PM (1Yy3c)

97 Eris

This one image she is flashing full frontal ta-ta-s with only a dark black-blue zippered flight jacket on.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 10:26 PM (xUjl7)

98 Crazy women care about killing their babies and saving on funeral expenses by having lots of cats to eat them when they die.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 01, 2024 10:25 PM (VNX3d)

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There is something admirably sustainable about the last part.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2024 10:26 PM (9p/sG)

99 I had need of a proctologist a while back. Place I went, three of the four docs there were women. The one I saw was a young'in, probably half my age. Her assistant was also female.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

Doesn't one usually pay extra for that?

Just asking. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at August 01, 2024 10:24 PM (6WCwE)


Better insurance.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2024 10:27 PM (W/lyH)

100 Jerry can is too heavy to fuel a small outboard motor with an integral fuel tank, leastwise when the boat is on the water. Fill a two-liter pop bottle with fuel, and refuel the outboard from that. Your arms will thank you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2024 10:25 PM (WGkKU

*punches AOP in his spaghetti arms*

Weakling.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2024 10:27 PM (aPY1X)

101
Part 1 of a tour of Amundsen-Scott station by an overwintering fellow there, a medical tech, I believe:

https://tinyurl.com/27vtvf6h

Links to part 2 on the page, of course.

There have been a total of 3 bases there, and this is the latest and greatest. The previous one was a geodesic dome, but a support failed and the whole thing had to be decommissioned.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 01, 2024 10:28 PM (w6EFb)

102 Don't mess with Mama Maria!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 01, 2024 10:28 PM (Ka3bZ)

103 Shit tons of cameos with actors from other 20th Century Fox Marvel movies. That was actually kind of cool. Chris Evans even shows up but not as Captain America. There was one sequence that I enjoyed that was nothing but references to some of the comics. In particular, the cover of Uncanny X-Men that has Wolverine crucified on a giant X. I must admit, that was cool. But in other words, TONS of fan service./1
Posted by: Robert

"Pitch Meeting" on this crossed today. That man has saved me a ton of money.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2024 10:28 PM (vJiyU)

104 "This is Dr. Jenny and Dr. Lisa. They're our top-drawer proctology team and they'll be performing your prostate examination this morning."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2024 10:29 PM (9p/sG)

105 entering the bar, pouring gasoline over his head and setting him ablaze
I bet that bar had never served flaming cocktails before.

While there are more "poetic" ways to go for that particular crime, the pre-taste of hell is a rather nice touch. You go, girl.

Posted by: GWB at August 01, 2024 10:29 PM (AWrpC)

106 Sorry I'm late, the other patrons at the karaoke bar demanded a third encore.
Posted by: tankdemon

So you rocked row, row, row, your boat!
Well done!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2024 10:29 PM (U3fWx)

107 Posted by: Robert at August 01, 2024 10:25 PM (1Yy3c)

Sounds like your thoughts line up with the Critical Drinker's review.

https://youtu.be/OW9xOSjZ8_k

Posted by: pookysgirl, go awey nouw at August 01, 2024 10:29 PM (dtlDP)

108 women are selfish and care mostly about abortions.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2024 10:21 PM (aPY1X)

Um no.
Posted by: ALH

Unfortunately many women, especially those under 35- yes.

Posted by: LASue at August 01, 2024 10:30 PM (OW907)

109 They forgot the thought bubble in the flying monk picture. It should say "If this works, I'm sure to get a fat contract from Red Bull".

Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2024 10:30 PM (xCA6C)

110 77 My guess is the Flying Monk is going to have both shoulders dislocated, followed by a quick stop after a short drop.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 01, 2024 10:19 PM (F4bAW)

Can you support the entire weight of your body with arms outstretched on parallel bars? Then maybe those wings would work. But it would be way better to have a rigid spar to support both wings. Otto Lilienthal he know de wey.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2024 10:22 PM (WGkKU)

There was a story about a monk that tried to fly like that. In the end, he landed in pile of shit, which kept him from dying...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 01, 2024 10:30 PM (ynpvh)

111 If you’re ever at a party and there’s a proctologist there, park yourself in front of them and don’t move. You’ll hear the funniest stories. No one ever wants to admit they jam stuff up there. All the stories end the same way: It was a million to one shot, doc. Million to one!

Posted by: CosmoKramer at August 01, 2024 10:30 PM (xT8gx)

112 108 women are selfish and care mostly about abortions.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2024 10:21 PM (aPY1X)

Um no.
Posted by: ALH

Unfortunately many women, especially those under 35- yes.

Posted by: LASue at August 01, 2024 10:30 PM (OW907)

Trans-women boxers can perform abortions.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 01, 2024 10:31 PM (ynpvh)

113 Shackleton got most of his men out alive, but many suffered frostbite and all were undernourished drastically. When they got back to England, WWI was still in full swing and several of his men were later killed or wounded in the battles. If you haven't read Shackleton's book, do so.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 01, 2024 10:31 PM (TSQkU)

114 Good evening all.

Had a friend who spent a winter vacation sleeping on the ground in Korea. Said he never wanted to be in the cold again.

Posted by: Braenyard watches Kanela put lies in the coconut at August 01, 2024 10:31 PM (wwsl/)

115 There was a story about a monk that tried to fly like that. In the end, he landed in pile of shit, which kept him from dying...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 01, 2024 10:30 PM (ynpvh)

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Shows that not only does God exist, but he has a sense of humor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2024 10:31 PM (9p/sG)

116 04 "This is Dr. Jenny and Dr. Lisa. They're our top-drawer proctology team and they'll be performing your prostate examination this morning."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2024 10:29 PM (9p/sG

Somehow, a certain Prince song started playing in my head when I read this.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2024 10:31 PM (aPY1X)

117 Since many of us aren't watching what's going on in Gay Paree...
https://tinyurl.com/yjbvbx7h

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 01, 2024 10:32 PM (Rbu5d)

118
South Pole webcam:
https://tinyurl.com/2f2fhvcm

That cool green beam is a lidar set up they use to monitor particulates in the atmosphere, part of some research they do there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 01, 2024 10:32 PM (w6EFb)

119
Try standing in a rocking dinghy trying to fill the outboard motor while holding down the green part down while tilting the entire container at a wild angle.

I despise those damn things.
Posted by: Cicero

5 gal 'race' gas can (they are rectangular plastic).
They work great.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2024 10:32 PM (U3fWx)

120 111 If you’re ever at a party and there’s a proctologist there, park yourself in front of them and don’t move. You’ll hear the funniest stories. No one ever wants to admit they jam stuff up there. All the stories end the same way: It was a million to one shot, doc. Million to one!

Posted by: CosmoKramer at August 01, 2024 10:30 PM (xT8gx)

um, wording?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 01, 2024 10:32 PM (ynpvh)

121 I guess the Indian(dot) American community is now angry at Kammiela for abandoning her identity. Since that's a small minority and not part of the protected class, she doesn't care.
Posted by: Megthered at August 01, 2024 10:20 PM (rwiQP)


But can America afford a strike closing down all the 7-11s?

Posted by: RickZ at August 01, 2024 10:32 PM (gKDq2)

122 There is something admirably sustainable about the last part.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2024 10:26 PM (9p/sG)

Cats gotta eat. Same as buzzards.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2024 10:32 PM (0eaVi)

123 Robert

That makes the movie sound very anemic. Something to be forgotten in five years.

As for Dick Dangler and partner, eeww!

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 10:32 PM (xUjl7)

124 104 "This is Dr. Jenny and Dr. Lisa. They're our top-drawer proctology team and they'll be performing your prostate examination this morning."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2024 10:29 PM (9p/sG)

----------------------------------

"They're doctors?!"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 01, 2024 10:33 PM (F4bAW)

125 Part 1 of a tour of Amundsen-Scott station by an overwintering fellow there, a medical tech, I believe:

https://tinyurl.com/27vtvf6h

Links to part 2 on the page, of course.

There have been a total of 3 bases there, and this is the latest and greatest. The previous one was a geodesic dome, but a support failed and the whole thing had to be decommissioned.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 01, 2024 10:28 PM (w6EFb)
***

Odd.
The door going in looks just like the one you see on an industrial sized freezer.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2024 10:33 PM (W/lyH)

126 Had a friend who spent a winter vacation sleeping on the ground in Korea. Said he never wanted to be in the cold again.
Posted by: Braenyard

Dad did it courtesy of 1MARDIV. Same outcome - he always kept the house too warm during the winter.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 01, 2024 10:34 PM (6WCwE)

127 Populism: a political approach that strives to appeal to ordinary people who feel that their concerns are disregarded by established elite groups:

Which... is an accurate assessment of the situation. Ordinary people ARE not even listened to by those in power. They live in a separate reality.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 01, 2024 10:34 PM (xaFKb)

128 I guess the Indian(dot) American community is now angry at Kammiela for abandoning her identity. Since that's a small minority and not part of the protected class, she doesn't care.
Posted by: Megthered at August 01, 2024 10:20 PM (rwiQP)

But can America afford a strike closing down all the 7-11s?
Posted by: RickZ at August 01, 2024 10:32 PM (gKDq2)

And top leadership at a lot of tech firms?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 01, 2024 10:34 PM (VNX3d)

129 Flying Monk Eees.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 01, 2024 10:34 PM (4p0Xq)

130 128 I guess the Indian(dot) American community is now angry at Kammiela for abandoning her identity. Since that's a small minority and not part of the protected class, she doesn't care.
Posted by: Megthered at August 01, 2024 10:20 PM (rwiQP)

But can America afford a strike closing down all the 7-11s?
Posted by: RickZ at August 01, 2024 10:32 PM (gKDq2)

And top leadership at a lot of tech firms?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 01, 2024 10:34 PM (VNX3d)

From NYT...
"Indian American voters are overwhelmingly Democratic: 74 percent voted for Joseph R. Biden Jr. in the 2020 presidential race"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 01, 2024 10:36 PM (ynpvh)

131 There was a story about a monk that tried to fly like that. In the end, he landed in pile of shit, which kept him from dying...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 01, 2024 10:30 PM (ynpvh)

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What, did they keep dinosaurs as pets?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 01, 2024 10:36 PM (F4bAW)

132 Party of Perverts. Good moniker, WeirdDave. I’m in, although I’d like to find a way to note the treason too.
Posted by: FINGERS at August 01, 2024 10:24 PM (lnw9s)


Party of Treasonous Perverts.

Easy-peasy.

Posted by: RickZ at August 01, 2024 10:37 PM (gKDq2)

133 129 Flying Monk Eees.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 01, 2024 10:34 PM (4p0Xq)

If it was a tranny in the ME, it would be Trans-Air...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 01, 2024 10:37 PM (ynpvh)

134 So filled with hate watching a deranged man beat down an Italian gal at the Olympics


An Algerian male beating up a European woman in Paris. It happens every day.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 01, 2024 10:37 PM (df/te)

135 Odd.
The door going in looks just like the one you see on an industrial sized freezer.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2024 10:33 PM (W/lyH)

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It probably deters the Jehovah's Witnesses.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2024 10:37 PM (9p/sG)

136 Worked with several Indian engineers and managers in the aerospace industry. All were immigrants. All were solid in their specialties. Their biggest "problem" early in their USA careers was learning that we don't have a "formal" caste system here (and they seemed to have enjoyed in in India).

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 01, 2024 10:37 PM (TSQkU)

137
That cool green beam is a lidar set up they use to monitor particulates in the atmosphere, part of some research they do there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 01, 2024 10:32 PM (w6EFb)

That is really cool! Thanks!

Posted by: ALH at August 01, 2024 10:37 PM (xJEPL)

138 Ekdahl's tweet is kinda dumb. But for all those cat women, when Harris gets us into a war, they can go fight it.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2024 10:37 PM (W/lyH)

139 131 There was a story about a monk that tried to fly like that. In the end, he landed in pile of shit, which kept him from dying...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 01, 2024 10:30 PM (ynpvh)

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What, did they keep dinosaurs as pets?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 01, 2024 10:36 PM (F4bAW)

Apparently there was a large pile of cow or horse manure collected nearby that he landed on...story I read more than 30 years ago on attempts people made to fly before the Wright Brothers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 01, 2024 10:39 PM (ynpvh)

140 It probably deters the Jehovah's Witnesses.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2024 10:37 PM (9p/sG)


*searches for freezer doors on Amazon*

Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2024 10:39 PM (W/lyH)

141 "Pitch Meeting" on this crossed today. That man has saved me a ton of money.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2024 10:28 PM (vJiyU)

"But she's evil!"
"Why"
"Cuz she's antagonistic!"
"Got it!"

Posted by: pookysgirl, go awey nouw at August 01, 2024 10:39 PM (dtlDP)

142 Diogenes, if I recall correctly, there was a congressional discussion early this year about requiring women to register for the draft. I don't think the Ds opposed it, so mayhaps the ladies will go fight . . . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 01, 2024 10:40 PM (TSQkU)

143 Ekdahl's tweet is kinda dumb. But for all those cat women, when Harris gets us into a war, they can go fight it.
Posted by: Diogenes

The AWFL cat brigades? Hopefully they remember the pack cats for wine boxes and cat food.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 01, 2024 10:40 PM (VNX3d)

144
The overwinter crew there is something else. When you stay over the winter, you're there for the duration. The long polar night.

A tradition there is they start things off by watching all three versions of "The Thing" and then the Shining. That sets the mood.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 01, 2024 10:40 PM (w6EFb)

145 Venezuela's election didn't turn out quite like Maduro claims it did

https://is.gd/FCbkPK

Anaida Poilievre, Special to National Post
How Venezuela’s opposition outfoxed socialist dictator Nicolás Maduro

...
This happened through a well-coordinated effort led by María Corina Machado. She mobilized an entire nation, with more than seven million voters showing up for Edmundo González and about 3.2 million for Maduro. The slogan “hasta el final” (until the end) has become a rallying cry for a nation determined to see through its fight for a brighter future. Machado’s clever planning on election night was a game-changer.

Each voting machine works like a cash register: when it closes, it prints and sends out a receipt called an “acta” with a unique code, a QR code, and an e-signature. Scrutineers sign the actas and are entitled to a copy. The opposition, more united and organized than ever before, mobilized tens of thousands of scrutineers to oversee the election process across the country. This time, they were ready. They swiftly collected and uploaded the actas online, creating robust proof of the true vote count.
...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 01, 2024 10:41 PM (O7YUW)

146 White people, for as long as I have been alive, 1982 — present, have long struggled with this above-stated challenge. What exactly is it about them they need to defend or explain or apologize for or repent over or embrace or denounce that makes them ‘white?’

It is just a short way of saying "class enemy" after all.
Class enemies either accept their position of having to submit and apologize for their existence, or they become prey.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 01, 2024 10:42 PM (D7oie)

147 Here's my take, for what it's worth: Kamalalal is not particularly bright. While she's not dumb, she isn't a hard enough worker to make up for her mediocre intelligence. So she found "shortcuts" to gain undeserved power and prestige like, her affair with Willie Brown (without him, she probably would be "of counsel" at someplace like Kelly Drye & Warren). She bent whatever remaining scruples she had left to the whims of the California democrat party and now has ridden that sell-out to a place where she simply cannot maintain the facade, even with the help of the all-in media. She will be exposed and embarrassed on an international stage ( yet tens of millions will still vote for her). I almost feel sorry for her.

Posted by: LASue at August 01, 2024 10:42 PM (OW907)

148 106 So you rocked row, row, row, your boat!
Well done!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2024 10:29 PM (U3fWx)

It was The Itsy Bitsy Spider that really knocked 'em dead.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 01, 2024 10:42 PM (8sNBp)

149 113 Shackleton got most of his men out alive, but many suffered frostbite and all were undernourished drastically. When they got back to England, WWI was still in full swing and several of his men were later killed or wounded in the battles. If you haven't read Shackleton's book, do so.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 01, 2024 10:31 PM (TSQkU)


Shackleton got all of his men out of Antarctica alive. His failed 1914 expedition is one of the greatest episodes in recorded history of human bravery, perseverance, and skill surviving and overcoming incredible natural obstacles and forces.

Posted by: Gref at August 01, 2024 10:43 PM (5fDan)

150 >>> 61
==
We're likely gonna lose to the fraud but don't get depressed! Fight on!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2024 10:18 PM (aPY1X)

Really?

If beating the scum requires more effort than putting marks on papers for someone else to count, you're going to quit?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2024 10:43 PM (FnneF)

151 Has the latest wave of Iranian aerial diarrhea left from Persia yet? Last time it took like ten hours to arrive in Israel. That's enough time to help someone you barely know move into their new apartment AND take your neighbor Jeff to the airport.

Posted by: Life and Times of Illennial Z at August 01, 2024 10:44 PM (qUkBO)

152 QUICK REFERENCE GUIDE TO SPACE ACTIVITY FOR AUGUST 1-2.

SPACE Tonight
SpaceX Falcon 9 launch
Launch Date: August 2, 2024
Launch Time: 12:19 a.m. EDT, 0419 UTC, 06:19 CEST
Launch Window: 12:19 a.m. EDT - 5:00 a.m. EDT

https://www.youtube.com/live/4ifVTqdf-mo


Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il Falco 9 parte stasera at August 01, 2024 10:45 PM (qfLjt)

153 118
South Pole webcam:
https://tinyurl.com/2f2fhvcm

That cool green beam is a lidar set up they use to monitor particulates in the atmosphere, part of some research they do there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 01, 2024 10:32 PM (w6EFb)

What defenses have they set up against shape shifting aliens?

Posted by: tankdemon at August 01, 2024 10:45 PM (8sNBp)

154
Current South Pole conditions:
https://tinyurl.com/26gxeern

Note the low absolute barometer. The South pole is pretty high above mean sea level.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 01, 2024 10:45 PM (w6EFb)

155 Read about Shackelton's Endurance expedition and marvel at his skills as a leader.

Frozen in the ice for months, trek to an uninhabited island. Cross the worst oceans in the world to land on the back side of an island then do the first crossing to get to the sealing station on the other side. Incredible efforts and he didn't lose a single man OR the stowaway that came along.

Posted by: Rick T at August 01, 2024 10:45 PM (xeXUW)

156 The Gutfeld Show (without Gutfeld) has former CIA badass Mike Baker on. He says Trump should be less Trumpy. He also says the USA should bring back the draft. Not no but HELL NO!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2024 10:46 PM (63Dwl)

157 As for Dick Dangler and partner, eeww!
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 10:32 PM (xUjl7)

The guys at the urinals? Well, it wasn't two guys at once. First one, then the other. Like I said, it was a long piss. Okay, so I get it. It's a bunch of urinals, there's no dividers. This really bothered me as a kid. AS A KID! But these were grown dudes. Again, guys, no one is gonna look at your dick. Calm down and piss on.

Posted by: Robert at August 01, 2024 10:46 PM (1Yy3c)

158 Speaking of people stranded.

So when is the Boeing capsule coming down?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 10:46 PM (xUjl7)

159 Gref, he lost some men involved in the stores distribution in Antartica. Remember there were two boats in the expedition. You are correct that all the men who were on the (sunken) boat survived. Shackleton provided exceptional leadership. I first heard about him as a junior enlisted swine. Shackleton credited his crew for their outstanding junior leadership and sticking with his great plans.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 01, 2024 10:47 PM (TSQkU)

160 I refuse to apologize for being white. If i did that, I may as well apologize for breathing.

Posted by: 496 at August 01, 2024 10:47 PM (xwEcs)

161 Greetings ONTers. I shall sup well upon the content offered.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 01, 2024 10:47 PM (5p7BC)

162 154
Current South Pole conditions:
https://tinyurl.com/26gxeern

Note the low absolute barometer. The South pole is pretty high above mean sea level.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 01, 2024 10:45 PM (w6EFb)

A balmy -72°F overnight...Geesh.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 01, 2024 10:47 PM (ynpvh)

163
If you want some fun, read the Art Bell and co. lore about the alien bases (or ancient human from the Before Time bases) in Antarctica.

Linda Moulton Howe had a good one, I remember.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 01, 2024 10:48 PM (w6EFb)

164 Each voting machine works like a cash register: when it closes, it prints and sends out a receipt called an “acta” with a unique code, a QR code, and an e-signature.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant

When I worked with voting systems back in the early 2000's, we recommended this in all seven states in which we had our software. This method is one of the few ways to guarantee an auditable, fair election. It won't surprise you to learn not one of the Secretaries of State would agree to it.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 01, 2024 10:48 PM (6WCwE)

165 119
Try standing in a rocking dinghy trying to fill the outboard motor while holding down the green part down while tilting the entire container at a wild angle.
---

You can purchase other spouts from YouGuessedIt or if you're handy a drill and a pair of pliers should do the trick.

Posted by: Braenyard watches Kanela put lies in the coconut at August 01, 2024 10:48 PM (wwsl/)

166 A famous non-flying non-monk

https://tinyurl.com/5y9p6vvf

Posted by: Gref at August 01, 2024 10:49 PM (5fDan)

167 SpaceX launch tonight, 11:00 pm Mountain time.

https://www.youtube.com/live/E1uVzfQG_Yo

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 01, 2024 10:49 PM (sjGsU)

168 QR codes on mail in ballots has been suggested.

Posted by: Braenyard watches Kanela put lies in the coconut at August 01, 2024 10:50 PM (wwsl/)

169 I talked to Ekdahl quite a bit while the pile on was ongoing. All he could do was sit back and watch the madness.

It got especially bad when Poso and Catturd fell for it, bringing their followers into it.

One tidbit is through it I found out Moe Lane is still out there. I had wondered what happened to him.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 01, 2024 10:51 PM (5p7BC)

170 >>> 164 Each voting machine works like a cash register: when it closes, it prints and sends out a receipt called an “acta” with a unique code, a QR code, and an e-signature.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant

When I worked with voting systems back in the early 2000's, we recommended this in all seven states in which we had our software. This method is one of the few ways to guarantee an auditable, fair election. It won't surprise you to learn not one of the Secretaries of State would agree to it.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 01, 2024 10:48 PM (6WCwE)

My shocked face has been on strike for a while now, and this isn't going to convince it to go back to work.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2024 10:51 PM (FnneF)

171 157 As for Dick Dangler and partner, eeww!
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 10:32 PM (xUjl7)

The guys at the urinals? Well, it wasn't two guys at once. First one, then the other. Like I said, it was a long piss. Okay, so I get it. It's a bunch of urinals, there's no dividers. This really bothered me as a kid. AS A KID! But these were grown dudes. Again, guys, no one is gonna look at your dick. Calm down and piss on.

Posted by: Robert at August 01, 2024 10:46 PM (1Yy3c)

https://youtu.be/tBcYIOgZsuc

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 01, 2024 10:52 PM (ynpvh)

172 Here's my take, for what it's worth: Kamalalal is not particularly bright. While she's not dumb, she isn't a hard enough worker to make up for her mediocre intelligence. So she found "shortcuts" to gain undeserved power and prestige like, her affair with Willie Brown (without him, she probably would be "of counsel" at someplace like Kelly Drye & Warren). She bent whatever remaining scruples she had left to the whims of the California democrat party and now has ridden that sell-out to a place where she simply cannot maintain the facade, even with the help of the all-in media. She will be exposed and embarrassed on an international stage ( yet tens of millions will still vote for her). I almost feel sorry for her.
Posted by: LASue at August 01, 2024 10:42 PM (OW907)


The Peter Principle is such a harsh maxim. Like Darwin's Survival of the Fittest. (Considering that, I'm beginning to wonder how long humanity survives. We ain't very fit any more.)

Posted by: RickZ at August 01, 2024 10:53 PM (gKDq2)

173 Good night, all!

Posted by: Piper at August 01, 2024 10:53 PM (pZEOD)

174 167 SpaceX launch tonight, 11:00 pm Mountain time.

https://www.youtube.com/live/E1uVzfQG_Yo
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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Ciampo's falling down on the job.

T -1:15seconds

Posted by: Braenyard watches Kanela put lies in the coconut at August 01, 2024 10:54 PM (wwsl/)

175 Thanks for the ONT, WeirdDave. Good evening, Horde.

Posted by: scampydog at August 01, 2024 10:54 PM (41CYW)

176 148 106 So you rocked row, row, row, your boat!
Well done!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2024 10:29 PM (U3fWx)

It was The Itsy Bitsy Spider that really knocked 'em dead.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 01, 2024 10:42 PM (8sNBp)
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Next time do something more adult and AoSHQ-worthy, try "There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly".

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la canzone e un po spinta at August 01, 2024 10:54 PM (qfLjt)

177

Iran's secret weapon

https://tinyurl.com/tb8xw2by

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2024 10:55 PM (63Dwl)

178 You can buy kits on Amazon to convert the newer cans back to something that actually works. I had good luck with one.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 01, 2024 10:24 PM (F4bAW)


One of the local orchard owners keeps his pre-mixed saw gas in a one gallon spray rig, the type with the air pump and the cylindrical tank. He says it works great because you can get in to the saw and not dribble gas everywhere, and you can leave the tank at the end of the row all day and no one will steal it like they would a gas tank
He did say you needed a high quality one because the cheap brands like Chapin had O rings that would swell with the gasoline and 2-stroke oil.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 01, 2024 10:56 PM (D7oie)

179 RE: assassination of Hamas bigshot Haniyeh in Tehran:

Puts me in mind of the Provo IRA, long-delay time bomb at a hotel in Brighton in 1984, intended to kill Thatcher. IIRC, it was planted 3 weeks before her scheduled arrival. It killed 5 people, including a Conservative MP.

It was a brilliant operation,* but also a British security failure.

*(This is where droolcup Notorious BFD jumps in and says, "sounds to me like you admire murderers.")

Posted by: mnw at August 01, 2024 10:56 PM (NLIak)

180 My shocked face has been on strike for a while now, and this isn't going to convince it to go back to work.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2024 10:51 PM (FnneF)


That's okay. Pelosi's botox more than makes up for your lack of 'shocked face'.

Posted by: RickZ at August 01, 2024 10:56 PM (gKDq2)

181 >>>She will be exposed and embarrassed on an international stage ( yet tens of millions will still vote for her). I almost feel sorry for her.
Posted by: LASue at August 01, 2024 10:42 PM (OW9
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There's video of her saying she's Indian. Video of her and her mother and sister from CNN. And video of her saying that Ukraine is part of NATO. There's more to come.

Posted by: Braenyard watches Kanela put lies in the coconut at August 01, 2024 10:59 PM (wwsl/)

182 176 Next time do something more adult and AoSHQ-worthy, try "There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly".
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la canzone e un po spinta at August 01, 2024 10:54 PM (qfLjt)

I don't know why I would sing that.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 01, 2024 10:59 PM (8sNBp)

183 That countdown I got wrong. I looks like two hours. Drat, I'll be in bed.

Posted by: Braenyard watches Kanela put lies in the coconut at August 01, 2024 11:00 PM (wwsl/)

184 How come Shackleton gets so much ink?

Posted by: Franklin at August 01, 2024 11:03 PM (XeU6L)

185 Clean energy, foul atmosphere: How a $130B renewables industry makes enemies of Midwestern farmers

https://mol.im/a/13699127

Wait until that shit has to be decommissioned!
Solar farm: after the second hailstorm, when no insurance wants to pick up the tab;
Wind farm: after the multitude of problems have reduced it to a bunch of stationary windmills, all in need of replacement. Again finding insurance to cover depreciation ..... good luck.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il mulino e rotto at August 01, 2024 11:03 PM (qfLjt)

186 I just realized that, if the Secret Service heads were honest, they would have said, "I see nothing, I hear nothing, I know nothing!" All in with a German accent.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 01, 2024 11:04 PM (VNX3d)

187 159 Gref, he lost some men involved in the stores distribution in Antartica. Remember there were two boats in the expedition. You are correct that all the men who were on the (sunken) boat survived. Shackleton provided exceptional leadership. I first heard about him as a junior enlisted swine. Shackleton credited his crew for their outstanding junior leadership and sticking with his great plans.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 01, 2024 10:47 PM (TSQkU)


Shackleton, Scott, and Amundsen were exceptional leaders. The privations and sufferings of the early South Pole expedition teams are almost beyond belief. I grew up in South Dakota so I know a little about cold weather. I don't believe I could ever have withstood what the members of those expeditions did. Shackleton's book is great, so is Scott's diary, and I also highly recommend reading "The Worst Journey In the World," by Apsley Cherry-Garrard. He was a junior officer in Scott's polar attempt. Scott and four others of that expedition lost their lives on their return journey from the Pole, after sadly reaching it a month later than Amundsen did.

Posted by: Gref at August 01, 2024 11:05 PM (5fDan)

188 Wind farm: after the multitude of problems have reduced it to a bunch of stationary windmills, all in need of replacement. Again finding insurance to cover depreciation ..... good luck.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il mulino e rotto

And nowhere near as fun to tip over as a cow.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 01, 2024 11:05 PM (VNX3d)

189 My shocked face has been on strike for a while now, and this isn't going to convince it to go back to work.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2024 10:51 PM (FnneF)

Helena Handbasket confirmed as Sarah Hoyt.

Posted by: Robert at August 01, 2024 11:05 PM (1Yy3c)

190 The story about that mom burning her daughter's rapist alive really made my day. Thanks for some positive news for a change!

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 01, 2024 11:06 PM (XMwZJ)

191 182
I don't know why I would sing that.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 01, 2024 10:59 PM (8sNBp)
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It was sarcasm, humor.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i mulini sono rotti at August 01, 2024 11:06 PM (qfLjt)

192 There's video of her saying she's Indian. Video of her and her mother and sister from CNN. And video of her saying that Ukraine is part of NATO. There's more to come.
Posted by: Braenyard watches Kanela put lies in the coconut at August 01, 2024 10:59 PM (wwsl/)


I'm more impressed by our years long alliance with North Korea.

The USS Pueblo didn't capture itself.

Posted by: RickZ at August 01, 2024 11:07 PM (gKDq2)

193 I have 4, 5 gallon, 2, 2 1/2gallon antiques and one 5 gallon Jerry can.
When in the country arbitrage was practiced, now they sit and patiently wait.

Posted by: Braenyard watches Kanela put lies in the coconut at August 01, 2024 11:07 PM (wwsl/)

194
Again finding insurance to cover depreciation ..... good luck.
Posted by: Ciampino


The government has infinite money for bailouts.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2024 11:07 PM (63Dwl)

195 The Mossad once used a remote controlled machine gun to assassinate a terrorist leader. Some years back.

Breaking Bad borrowed that idea for the final episode, IIRC.

Posted by: mnw at August 01, 2024 11:08 PM (NLIak)

196 191 It was sarcasm, humor.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i mulini sono rotti at August 01, 2024 11:06 PM (qfLjt)

My reply was an attempt to integrate the chorus of that song. No I am really embarrassed. Perhaps I'll die.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 01, 2024 11:09 PM (8sNBp)

197 Oh, my lawn tractor quit running on the slope yesterday. Luckily there were enough lines to tie it to the truck in the drive way. Going to buy a test light tomorrow. Yeah, I cut the front with the push mower today.
The neighbors are pleased and I am sore.

Posted by: Braenyard watches Kanela put lies in the coconut at August 01, 2024 11:09 PM (wwsl/)

198 Saw Deadpool 3 tonight.
Entertaining.
A number of overt zingers at DEIsney.

Yeah, yeah, a piece of the tickets go to the fucking Mouse. Consider it a rare carrot.

Their earnings call is early Wednesday morning 8:30a eastern. Not sure how to play it. Might buy a put, but investors can be dumb and Iger might snow them with bullshit, so I don't know.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 01, 2024 11:11 PM (ufFY8)

199 Oh, my lawn tractor quit running on the slope yesterday. Luckily there were enough lines to tie it to the truck in the drive way. Going to buy a test light tomorrow. Yeah, I cut the front with the push mower today.
The neighbors are pleased and I am sore.
Posted by: Braenyard watches Kanela put lies in the coconut at August 01, 2024 11:09 PM (wwsl/)

Mebbe it was too hot for it?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2024 11:12 PM (0eaVi)

200 The story about that mom burning her daughter's rapist alive really made my day. Thanks for some positive news for a change!
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent
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My favorite such story, Gary Plauche:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Plauch%C3%A9

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2024 11:12 PM (XeU6L)

201 I just swallowed a fly...

Posted by: Reforger at August 01, 2024 11:12 PM (xcIvR)

202 Lindsey Graham wants to know if the US Secret Service needs more money. Be better South Carolina.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 01, 2024 11:13 PM (/U5Yz)

203 White people don’t exist.

As soon as you persuade the left to agree, we have a problem. Until then, you're going to have to describe in exquisite detail what a 'black person' is, what a native is, and, the weirdest of them all, what a 'brown person' is.

Can't do that? Well, you're a part of this insanity.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2024 11:13 PM (IG4Id)

204 >>> 189 My shocked face has been on strike for a while now, and this isn't going to convince it to go back to work.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2024 10:51 PM (FnneF)

Helena Handbasket confirmed as Sarah Hoyt.
Posted by: Robert at August 01, 2024 11:05 PM (1Yy3c)



She moved out of CO about the same time I did... but I'm not buddies with Larry Correia, and there's no way her brownies are as good as mine.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2024 11:13 PM (FnneF)

205 ...Wind farm: after the multitude of problems have reduced it to a bunch of stationary windmills, all in need of replacement. Again finding insurance to cover depreciation ..... good luck. Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il mulino e rotto ~~~

And nowhere near as fun to tip over as a cow.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 01, 2024 11:05 PM (VNX3d)



Fill a 55 gal. drum with well-mixed Tannerite. Open the service access hatch on the tower pylon, and center the drum inside the tower.

Give Weasel the honor of the 1,000 yd. shot into the drum.

Mr. Tower go Boom, fall down right rikki-tik!

*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2024 11:13 PM (kQgoX)

206 Grumpy and Recalcitrant -- you're telling me that Venezuela has a more robust voting system than we do? One whose results can be easily verified by the citizenry? Hmmm...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 01, 2024 11:14 PM (XMwZJ)

207 FUN FACT: Friars wore white. Monks wore brown.
Posted by: Cicero

Monks also lived beyond the city limits, hence "never brown in town" whereas friars where allowed in town but not after Labor Day.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 01, 2024 11:14 PM (KAi1n)

208 >>> 206 Grumpy and Recalcitrant -- you're telling me that Venezuela has a more robust voting system than we do? One whose results can be easily verified by the citizenry? Hmmm...
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 01, 2024 11:14 PM (XMwZJ)

Is there *anyone* who doesn't?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2024 11:16 PM (FnneF)

209 There is a special place in Hell for those that prey upon children for sexual gratification. I will acknowledge that most of these creatures come from childhood trauma themselves but that does not give a society a pass to otherwise not take very DIRECT and Explicit doctrines to ensure that these creatures do not exist any further within the society.

Life in Exile...enclosed in some form of inescapable confines...never to see the light of day until death.

And all you of your social re-engineering Psych-Social Babble can go...well you know what you can do.

Posted by: Nightwatch with Pikes at August 01, 2024 11:16 PM (TDvv2)

210 How come Shackleton gets so much ink?
Posted by: Franklin

He got the ink, you got the pussy. What are you complaining about?

Posted by: SFGoth at August 01, 2024 11:18 PM (KAi1n)

211 Is there *anyone* who doesn't?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Bunch of third world countries of which we aren....oh, shit.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2024 11:18 PM (vJiyU)

212 183 That countdown I got wrong. I looks like two hours. Drat, I'll be in bed.

Posted by: Braenyard watches Kanela put lies in the coconut at August 01, 2024 11:00 PM (wwsl/)
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I accept your apology Sir. /s
I have already been scolded for Math tonight. Apparently
1998 + 9 = 2005
This is either Common Core Arithmetic or Minority Math done with coconut shells. Muldoon could probably get a limerick out of it.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, this is all in gest at August 01, 2024 11:19 PM (qfLjt)

213 I gotta be honest. I thought party of perverts was what Democrats were intentionally going fo.

Posted by: Ribbed at August 01, 2024 11:19 PM (P/6g6)

214 There is a 2017 video of Harris saying, "How dare we sing happy songs, sing Merry Christmas? THESE children [referring to children of illegal immigrants] NEVER have a Merry Christmas!"

I'm getting impatient waiting for Trump &/or RNC to bring the hammer down on Kamala's krap.

Posted by: mnw at August 01, 2024 11:20 PM (NLIak)

215 213 I gotta be honest. I thought party of perverts was what Democrats were intentionally going fo.
Posted by: Ribbed



It's not perversion when they do it. It's 'Love is Love', H8r!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 01, 2024 11:21 PM (f87vz)

216 there's no way her brownies are as good as mine.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

The trick is in getting juuuust the right amount of THC in the batter.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 01, 2024 11:21 PM (KAi1n)

217 There is a more direct route...

if you catch a Pedo in the act...just snap the neck.

Far more simple.

Posted by: Nightwatch with Pikes at August 01, 2024 11:21 PM (TDvv2)

218 >>> 216 there's no way her brownies are as good as mine.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

The trick is in getting juuuust the right amount of THC in the batter.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 01, 2024 11:21 PM (KAi1n)

LOL, everyone says that but mine are not the 'special' CO style. ;P

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2024 11:22 PM (FnneF)

219 Oh, my lawn tractor quit running on the slope yesterday. Luckily there were enough lines to tie it to the truck in the drive way. Going to buy a test light tomorrow. Yeah, I cut the front with the push mower today.
The neighbors are pleased and I am sore.
Posted by: Braenyard watches Kanela put lies in the coconut at August 01, 2024 11:09 PM (wwsl/)
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Mebbe it was too hot for it?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2024 11:12 PM (0eaVi)


So the mower's name is 'Secret Service'? The slope was too much for it?

Posted by: RickZ at August 01, 2024 11:23 PM (gKDq2)

220 207 FUN FACT: Friars wore white. Monks wore brown.
Posted by: Cicero

Monks also lived beyond the city limits, hence "never brown in town" whereas friars where allowed in town but not after Labor Day.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 01, 2024 11:14 PM (KAi1n)

LOL, that's just wrong. LOL!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 01, 2024 11:23 PM (ynpvh)

221 166
I had a laugh. Somehow I knew it would be this video.
Was Darwin still alive to give him an award?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 01, 2024 11:24 PM (3wi/L)

222 My favorite such story, Gary Plauche:
Posted by: Mike Hammer

But he didn't give Doucet (the perp/child molester) any time to reflect on what he (Doucet) did to Plauche's son. The Spanish perp did have a little time to regret his conduct, though that may not have been the hottest thought in his head.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 01, 2024 11:26 PM (KAi1n)

223 Mebbe it was too hot for it?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01
------------------------

Came back today, turned the key on and nothing. Connection is broken somewhere. Test light city tomorrow.

Posted by: Braenyard watches Kanela put lies in the coconut at August 01, 2024 11:26 PM (wwsl/)

224 FUN FACT: Friars wore white. Monks wore brown.
Posted by: Cicero
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Monks also lived beyond the city limits, hence "never brown in town" whereas friars where allowed in town but not after Labor Day.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 01, 2024 11:14 PM (KAi1n)


Given the lack of technology back then, I'd say every day was labor day.

Posted by: RickZ at August 01, 2024 11:27 PM (gKDq2)

225 207

Ego orabo pro vobis...

Posted by: Nightwatch with Pikes at August 01, 2024 11:27 PM (TDvv2)

226 I cannot forgive Scott for bringing ponies to Antartica. WTF did he think they were going to eat? pengiuin shit? sled DOGS can eat seals an penguins etc but horses need grass. Talk about the boss having a hare brained idea.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 01, 2024 11:27 PM (wTs+0)

227 201 I just swallowed a fly...
Posted by: Reforger at August 01, 2024 11:12 PM (xcIvR)

Do you know what you should chase that down with?

Posted by: Spider Gourmand at August 01, 2024 11:28 PM (8sNBp)

228
Bonum noctem tibi Horde

Posted by: Nightwatch with Pikes at August 01, 2024 11:30 PM (TDvv2)

229 Friar Tuck was one of the first transgenders.

Posted by: Ecclesiastical Follies at August 01, 2024 11:30 PM (CV8a5)

230 201 I just swallowed a fly...
Posted by: Reforger at August 01, 2024 11:12 PM (xcIvR)

Was it Spanish?

Posted by: SFGoth at August 01, 2024 11:30 PM (KAi1n)

231 Kamala Harris makes a very ironic slip-up during eulogy to late Congresswoman Lee at memorial service

https://mol.im/a/13699803

Well who exactly is the person(s) pretending to be The President?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, non abbiamo un Presidente at August 01, 2024 11:30 PM (qfLjt)

232 People who sexually exploit children cannot be rehabilitated. They must spend the rest of their days isolated from children.

Send them to Alcatraz. All of the sexual perverts. Drop in food and penicillin twice a month.

Let them figure it out.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 01, 2024 11:31 PM (Ak2xC)

233 “For scientific discovery give me Scott; for speed and efficiency of travel give me Amundsen; but when disaster strikes and all hope is gone, get down on your knees and pray for Shackleton.” Sir Raymond Priestly, Antarctic Explorer and Geologist.

Posted by: MammaB at August 01, 2024 11:31 PM (pvmYz)

234 First!

Posted by: Kamala H. at August 01, 2024 11:31 PM (3dG7f)

235 www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/
thieves-steal-atm-machine-from-san-francisco-cannabis-shop/

Posted by: SFGoth at August 01, 2024 11:32 PM (KAi1n)

236 Good evening, you weirdos!

Posted by: Emmie at August 01, 2024 11:33 PM (xVKh6)

237 Came back today, turned the key on and nothing. Connection is broken somewhere. Test light city tomorrow.
Posted by: Braenyard watches Kanela put lies in the coconut at August 01, 2024 11:26 PM (wwsl/)

Might want to hose it down.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2024 11:33 PM (0eaVi)

238 "trying to fill the outboard motor while holding down the green part down"

Hard to find a gas can that doesn't have that foolishness now days. Forced to buy one, when I get it home, it undergoes immediate surgery to make it useable.

Posted by: boynsea at August 01, 2024 11:33 PM (cx155)

239 217 There is a more direct route...

if you catch a Pedo in the act...just snap the neck.

Far more simple.

Posted by: Nightwatch with Pikes at August 01, 2024 11:21 PM (TDvv2)
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But then he's going to have one that curves left or right, that Greek disease, Perroni or something, .... wait that's sparkling water? It'll be piss on the toilet floor every time.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, si rompendo il collo at August 01, 2024 11:37 PM (qfLjt)

240 Shackleton saved every man both in his 1908 close approach to the South Pole, and losing his ship to ice.
The later trip, starting in 1914, involved shlepping across the ice shelf, a open ocean voyage to Elephant Island, then to South Georgia Island with one nautical sight in the worst waters of the world. He landed on the south side of the island, then did the first traverse of terrible mountains and glaciers to get help. It took more than one attempt to get the remaining crew off Elephant Island, in 1916.

Compare and contrast to Scott.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 01, 2024 11:38 PM (u82oZ)

241 So the mower's name is 'Secret Service'? The slope was too much for it?
Posted by: RickZ
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Ha, old tractor can handle the slope, done it many times every summer. Have to go in and come out easy. Holding on is the biggest problem, sit and hold on to the the high side fender, come out too high and the wheels spin.

But yeah, that slope is definitely too much for the SS.

Posted by: Braenyard watches Kanela put lies in the coconut at August 01, 2024 11:41 PM (wwsl/)

242 233 “For scientific discovery give me Scott; for speed and efficiency of travel give me Amundsen; but when disaster strikes and all hope is gone, get down on your knees and pray for Shackleton.” Sir Raymond Priestly, Antarctic Explorer and Geologist.
Posted by: MammaB at August 01, 2024 11:31 PM (pvmYz)

Roald Amundsen was lost over the South Pole, attempting to locate Umberto Nobile's stranded crew after his airship crashed. My grandfather claimed a family connection to Nobile, but we pretty much debunked it over the years. Still, I got to learn a bit of early aviation history, which is nice..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 01, 2024 11:41 PM (t7Bqe)

243 People who sexually exploit children cannot be rehabilitated. They must spend the rest of their days isolated from children.

Send them to Alcatraz. All of the sexual perverts. Drop in food and penicillin twice a month.

Let them figure it out.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 01, 2024 11:31 PM (Ak2xC)

First offence: 5 years, no parole.
Second offence: 10 years, no parole.
Third offence: bullet in the head, done right in the courtroom with a suppressed 9 mm.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2024 11:42 PM (piB20)

244 Lauren Boebert starts crowdfund to match Italian Olympian Angela Carini's $196K gold metal cash prize she was DEPRIVED after being knocked out by 'dangerous biological male' Imane Khelif

https://mol.im/a/13699547

How about getting back to sanity and Biology and saying NO!

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono tutti pervertiti at August 01, 2024 11:42 PM (qfLjt)

245 Went uptrend. Very glad to see Shackleton is not forgotten by the Horde.

His book South is full of British understatement.

To me, getting within 112 miles of the South Pole in 1908, but calculating how much food he had left, and turning around to save the team, is a very unappreciated story. He was a great leader. He chose his team over fame, unlike Scott.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 01, 2024 11:42 PM (u82oZ)

246

Recently-elected British Prime Minister Kier Starmer commented on recent protests across the country by labeling demonstrators as “far-right” “thugs” for speaking out against the murder of three young girls.

“In relation to the Muslim community, let me be very clear. I will take every step that is necessary to keep you safe,” he told Muslim citizens.

“The far-right is showing who they are. We have to show who we are in response to that,” he said.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2024 11:43 PM (63Dwl)

247 “The far-right is showing who they are. We have to show who we are in response to that,” he said.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2024 11:43 PM (63Dwl)

He's a piece of shit Dhimmi Nazi, that's what he is.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2024 11:45 PM (piB20)

248 Time to go. Need to catch the rare cool temps of the morning to do outside chores.

May your night be full of purpose, harmony, and endorphin-producing activity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 01, 2024 11:45 PM (u82oZ)

249 I'm getting impatient waiting for Trump &/or RNC to bring the hammer down on Kamala's krap.

Posted by: mnw at August 01, 2024 11:20 PM (NLIak)


Don't bring the hamer down until after she gets the 'Convention official seal of approval' nod.

I still maintain that this the 'Dems making kissy face with Kamala' period. If her favorables remain as bad as Bye-den's were, they'll toss her aside like ol' carcass Joe. (My reason for her not giving any press interviews since Joe left the race, she's bad at them.) The Party elite are still not sold on her yet. And it is their Superdelegate votes which matter -- and count (double or triple).

So wait a bit. The hammer can still be sharpened in the meantime.

(PIMF. I originally wrote 'Perty' thanks to the 'Dems are the perverted party' conversation.)

Posted by: RickZ at August 01, 2024 11:45 PM (gKDq2)

250 Secret Service whistleblower makes stunning claim about new director

https://mol.im/a/13700087

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono pervertiti at August 01, 2024 11:46 PM (qfLjt)

251 People who sexually exploit children cannot be rehabilitated. They must spend the rest of their days isolated from children.

Are shallow unmarked graves isolated enough?

Posted by: I'm on Firebug Mom's Side at August 01, 2024 11:48 PM (XLQLg)

252 Some are saying Trump wasn’t nice to a black journalist, even though she was extremely hostile .....
But do they remember this recent video of Nancy Pelosi angrily asking a black woman to her face if she understands English?

https://tinyurl.com/3ke88c24

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la democrazia e una favola at August 01, 2024 11:49 PM (qfLjt)

253 Are shallow unmarked graves isolated enough?
Posted by: I'm on Firebug Mom's Side at August 01, 2024 11:48 PM (XLQLg)

My only criticism of the firebug Mom is that she put other patrons and staff at the bar at risk.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2024 11:49 PM (piB20)

254 But yeah, that slope is definitely too much for the SS.
Posted by: Braenyard watches Kanela put lies in the coconut at August 01, 2024 11:41 PM (wwsl/)


{Buffs nails}

Posted by: RickZ at August 01, 2024 11:50 PM (gKDq2)

255 First offence: 5 years, no parole.
Second offence: 10 years, no parole.
Third offence: bullet in the head, done right in the courtroom with a suppressed 9 mm.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Sorry AOP. Disagree wholeheartedly. After the first child that freak destroys, they are done. No second child and certainly not a third.

It's a fact pedos reoffend. They cannot be trusted not to destroy another child. They have no rights after the first one.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 01, 2024 11:51 PM (ZzUF8)

256 210 Wrong Franklin: look up Franklin’s Lost Expedition.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 01, 2024 11:52 PM (TwYi7)

257 "First offence: 5 years, no parole.
Second offence: 10 years, no parole.
Third offence: bullet in the head, done right in the courtroom with a suppressed 9 mm."

Move number 3 up to the number 1 position and I'm sold on it.

Posted by: MammaB at August 01, 2024 11:52 PM (pvmYz)

258 It's a fact pedos reoffend. They cannot be trusted not to destroy another child. They have no rights after the first one.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 01, 2024 11:51 PM (ZzUF

The only reason for a 3-strikes policy? To minimize the possibility of executing an innocent person who has been framed by crooked cops or DA.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2024 11:53 PM (piB20)

259 Hey Horde!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 01, 2024 11:53 PM (Sgq8y)

260 This French Farce makes Paris 2024 the worst Olympics in my lifetime! KENNEDY slams the pedo rapists, gender madness, sewer swims and genital-flashing drag queens

https://mol.im/a/13695319

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la democrazia e una favola #01 at August 01, 2024 11:53 PM (qfLjt)

261 >>> 255
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Sorry AOP. Disagree wholeheartedly. After the first child that freak destroys, they are done. No second child and certainly not a third.

It's a fact pedos reoffend. They cannot be trusted not to destroy another child. They have no rights after the first one.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 01, 2024 11:51 PM (ZzUF

Completely agree.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2024 11:53 PM (FnneF)

262 DDS!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2024 11:54 PM (FnneF)

263 One past gold medal female boxer has said no. It's a good example. These women need to get organized and say NO in one voice. NO to any of it. You put men in there you get no women. Period.

Posted by: Braenyard watches Kanela put lies in the coconut at August 01, 2024 11:55 PM (wwsl/)

264 Sorry AOP. Disagree wholeheartedly. After the first child that freak destroys, they are done. No second child and certainly not a third.

It's a fact pedos reoffend. They cannot be trusted not to destroy another child. They have no rights after the first one.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 01, 2024 11:51 PM (ZzUF


Hear, hear.

They have the right to die.

Posted by: RickZ at August 01, 2024 11:55 PM (gKDq2)

265 PA Supreme Court orders review of death of Ellen Greenberg case that Josh Shapiro ruled a suicide after she was stabbed 20 times in the chest and back

https://t.co/CNKEfCsxi3

Is this another manifestation of Arkancide? Shapirocide?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la democrazia e una favola #02 at August 01, 2024 11:56 PM (qfLjt)

266 First offence: 5 years, no parole.
Second offence: 10 years, no parole.
Third offence: bullet in the head, done right in the courtroom with a suppressed 9 mm.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Sorry AOP. Disagree wholeheartedly. After the first child that freak destroys, they are done. No second child and certainly not a third.

It's a fact pedos reoffend. They cannot be trusted not to destroy another child. They have no rights after the first one.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo

Instead of a 9mm, use a spring-loaded tool that gets used to kill livestock. Simple and re-usable.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 01, 2024 11:56 PM (VNX3d)

267 We're likely gonna lose to the fraud but don't get depressed! Fight on!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2024 10:18 PM (aPY1X)

At first I thought your summary was not complete, but it is with the Fight on! part - but I thought her point about making sure to push back and keep pointing out that their propaganda can NOT hide the fraud. It is NOT plausible that she will receive enough votes. Thought that was a specific and good point.

Posted by: Iris at August 01, 2024 11:56 PM (n3DL0)

268 163
If you want some fun, read the Art Bell and co. lore about the alien bases (or ancient human from the Before Time bases) in Antarctica.

Linda Moulton Howe had a good one, I remember.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 01, 2024 10:48 PM (w6EFb)

***********

Make of this what you will:

When EBE-1 Arrived on Earth… What US Scientists Learned from this Captured Alien

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdfJOqN-R1M

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 01, 2024 11:56 PM (dq+Yy)

269 One past gold medal female boxer has said no. It's a good example. These women need to get organized and say NO in one voice. NO to any of it. You put men in there you get no women. Period.
Posted by: Braenyard watches Kanela put lies in the coconut at August 01, 2024 11:55 PM (wwsl/)


Sounds so easy but it seems like it's the same difficulty as herding cat ladies.

Posted by: RickZ at August 01, 2024 11:57 PM (gKDq2)

270 Instead of a 9mm, use a spring-loaded tool that gets used to kill livestock. Simple and re-usable.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 01, 2024 11:56 PM (VNX3d)

So is the 9 mil. All that gets expended is a 50-cent cartridge. The bolt gun? You have to wipe off the bolt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2024 11:57 PM (piB20)

271 Fill a 55 gal. drum with well-mixed Tannerite. Open the service access hatch on the tower pylon, and center the drum inside the tower.
Give Weasel the honor of the 1,000 yd. shot into the drum.
Mr. Tower go Boom, fall down right rikki-tik!
Posted by: Jim


That gets rid of the tower, but you've still got an 800-cubic-yard plug of concrete to get rid of before you can farm that earth again.

Posted by: mikeski at August 01, 2024 11:58 PM (DgGvY)

272 Hard to find a gas can that doesn't have that foolishness now days. Forced to buy one, when I get it home, it undergoes immediate surgery to make it useable.
Posted by: boynsea
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Old style gas cans are always hot items at auctions and estate sales around here.

Posted by: scampydog at August 01, 2024 11:58 PM (41CYW)

273 264
AOP is correct. Think how many men get falsely accused of molesting their own kids by vindictive wives during and after divorces?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la democrazia e una favola #03 at August 02, 2024 12:00 AM (qfLjt)

274 So she found "shortcuts" to gain undeserved power and prestige like, her affair with Willie Brown . She bent whatever remaining scruples she had left to the whims of the California democrat party and now has ridden that sell-out to a place where she simply cannot maintain the facade, even with the help of the all-in media.
Posted by: LASue

The Peter Principle is such a harsh maxim.
Posted by: RickZ


My Principle was not supposed to involve actual peters.

Posted by: zombie Laurence J. Peter at August 02, 2024 12:00 AM (DgGvY)

275 Howdy, DDS.

Posted by: scampydog at August 02, 2024 12:01 AM (41CYW)

276 I wish that the lady track and field Olympians,if a confused man-runnette were in their event, would simply all run in the opposite direction when the starters pistol goes pew pew.

Posted by: Rex B at August 02, 2024 12:03 AM (mqcLc)

277 {{{Helena}}}, Hey scamp how are you??

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 02, 2024 12:05 AM (Sgq8y)

278 Making baba ganoush tonight was kind of a bigger pain in the ass than I imagined. I think a better strainer might make it a lot easier. And a smaller silicone spatula.

Related: I like the all natural peanut butter, tahini, etc. But if they want to sell that stuff to more people, they should market an affordable, kitchen countertop version of a paint shaker.

Like a reverse version of that play where the inventor of the toaster also invented sliced bread to get people to buy toasters.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2024 12:05 AM (0FoWg)

279 Unesco will probe impact of skyscrapers on Tower of London - in move that puts historic landmark's world heritage status at risk

https://mol.im/a/13699173

Too difficult for the 'new Britons' to accomplish themselves?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la democrazia e una favola #04 at August 02, 2024 12:05 AM (qfLjt)

280 Argentina will use AI to 'predict future crimes'

https://mol.im/a/13699423

What?!

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la democrazia e una favola #05 at August 02, 2024 12:07 AM (qfLjt)

281 I love dorks and geeks, and claim them for us.

True dorks and geeks now, not those represented on that Zoom.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 02, 2024 12:07 AM (Vvh2V)

282 >>> 277 {{{Helena}}}, Hey scamp how are you??
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 02, 2024 12:05 AM (Sgq8y)

Doing well, been busy taking care of critters. All my goats are yearlings now...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 02, 2024 12:08 AM (FnneF)

283 María reportedly went on to purchase a container of fuel at a nearby petrol station before entering the bar, pouring gasoline over his head and setting him ablaze.

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I love a happy ending

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 02, 2024 12:09 AM (oA0O8)

284 Olympic chiefs slam 'discrimination' towards 'biologically male' boxer

https://mol.im/a/13699779

The only 'sport' where sex doesn't matter is Tiddlywinks.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la democrazia e una favola #06 at August 02, 2024 12:10 AM (qfLjt)

285 Also, I am as Crazy Cat Lady as they come, and a proud, rabid MAGAt. We are not all bad!

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 02, 2024 12:11 AM (Vvh2V)

286 Hey scamp how are you??
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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All is well here. Long but good day at work. Best part of the day was hearing scampywife (she played hooky today) talk about how much fun she had on her daytrip of golf with seven other ladies. How is all in your world?

Posted by: scampydog at August 02, 2024 12:11 AM (41CYW)

287 That gets rid of the tower, but you've still got an 800-cubic-yard plug of concrete to get rid of before you can farm that earth again.
Posted by: mikeski at August 01, 2024 11:58 PM (DgGvY)

Nah, leave them in place, so 4000 years from now archeologists can argue about their religious significance.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 02, 2024 12:12 AM (sjGsU)

288 Making baba ganoush tonight was kind of a bigger pain in the ass than I imagined. I think a better strainer might make it a lot easier. And a smaller silicone spatula.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2024 12:05 AM (0FoWg)


So wait a minute. You poke a few holes into an eggplant, you roast it, you let it cool a bit then you slice it, removing the 'meat'. That goes into a food prossessor with tahini, lemon juice and all the other good shit. Then you pulse that mix a few times. No offense but what was difficult?

Posted by: RickZ at August 02, 2024 12:13 AM (gKDq2)

289 Evil Dead 2013 soundtrack performed live

https://youtu.be/r9BzjVjY0kM?si=1c2yMs5R5fCJeEoR

The audience claps at the end of a beautiful haunting section, but are completely blown out by a final shriek from the entire chorus.

Of course Army of Darkness, with it's overly grand Ben-Hur type soundtrack is still my favorite.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 02, 2024 12:13 AM (lhenN)

290 280 Argentina will use AI to 'predict future crimes'

https://mol.im/a/13699423

What?!
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la democrazia e una favola #05 at August 02, 2024 12:07 AM (qfLjt)

Didn’t they watch the movie?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2024 12:14 AM (S6gqv)

291 Nah, leave them in place, so 4000 years from now archeologists can argue about their religious significance.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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Like those concrete arrows/air beacons system thingies.

Posted by: scampydog at August 02, 2024 12:14 AM (41CYW)

292 That gets rid of the tower, but you've still got an 800-cubic-yard plug of concrete to get rid of before you can farm that earth again.
Posted by: mikeski at August 01, 2024 11:58 PM (DgGvY)

Nah, leave them in place, so 4000 years from now archeologists can argue about their religious significance.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 02, 2024 12:12 AM (sjGsU)

Saw the tower off at about 30 feet, put a lid on it, and make it into a grain bin. Farmers always need bin space. They can farm around the bins well enough.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2024 12:14 AM (piB20)

293 Nah, leave them in place, so 4000 years from now archeologists can argue about their religious significance.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 02, 2024 12:12 AM (sjGsU)


Erected at the behest of Gaia cultists

Posted by: Emmie at August 02, 2024 12:15 AM (xVKh6)

294 These people are not just perverts but also retarded.
He's a johnson alright!! A used one.

https://tinyurl.com/bdjk8pby

Mayor Johnson - Chicago

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la democrazia e una favola #07 at August 02, 2024 12:16 AM (qfLjt)

295 The only 'sport' where sex doesn't matter is Tiddlywinks.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la democrazia e una favola #06

Shooting, archery, and bowling come to mind.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 02, 2024 12:16 AM (tHKLd)

296 Also, I am as Crazy Cat Lady as they come, and a proud, rabid MAGAt. We are not all bad!
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 02, 2024 12:11 AM (Vvh2V)


No. no. You're a MAGcat, a sub species of the dangerous MAGAt. We flaunt the Constitution. FLAUNT IT, I say, FLAUNT IT!

Posted by: RickZ at August 02, 2024 12:17 AM (gKDq2)

297 This is either Common Core Arithmetic or Minority Math done with coconut shells. Muldoon could probably get a limerick out of it.

*************

When the Counting is Done - a limerick

A mother has to walk a rocky path
Lives each day with a slow burning wrath
Was it nine or seven years?
She lost track through all the tears
but it's the rapist who felt the aftermath

Posted by: muldoon at August 02, 2024 12:17 AM (uCfKO)

298 Shooting, archery, and bowling come to mind.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 02, 2024 12:16 AM (tHKLd)

You need leather balls to play rugby.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2024 12:18 AM (piB20)

299 Those windmill blades are a major landfill problem. Very difficult to compact with typical equipment. There's a business for one that solves that riddle.

Posted by: scampydog at August 02, 2024 12:19 AM (41CYW)

300 And real kiddie diddlers mess with more than just one or two kids.

The vindictive ex wife or the kid "remembering suppressed memories" doesn't count. I'm talking about child rapists who grab a random kid or the teacher who grooms a child. Or the coach who has team sleepovers in the gym and he stays too.

One and done. One. And. Done.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 02, 2024 12:20 AM (TKq3u)

301 Shooting, archery, and bowling
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Have done none of those for months. Need to remedy that.

Posted by: scampydog at August 02, 2024 12:20 AM (41CYW)

302 So wait a minute. You poke a few holes into an eggplant, you roast it, you let it cool a bit then you slice it, removing the 'meat'. That goes into a food prossessor with tahini, lemon juice and all the other good shit. Then you pulse that mix a few times. No offense but what was difficult?
Posted by: RickZ at August 02, 2024 12:13 AM (gKDq2

Shit. I own a nice Cuisinart food processor.

I did the whole thing with a crappy spatula and a fork for the eggplant and a table knife to mix the tahini. It took forever.

I can't believe I didn't think of the damn Cuisinart.

But I think you need a good, fine strainer no matter what. So you can press the liquid out and not use so much tahini for thickening.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2024 12:21 AM (0FoWg)

303 Those windmill blades are a major landfill problem. Very difficult to compact with typical equipment. There's a business for one that solves that riddle.
Posted by: scampydog at August 02, 2024 12:19 AM (41CYW)

Blades are mostly carbon fiber/resin composite. Use convict labor to cut them into tiles. Reasonably flat tiles could be sold locally for roofing material. The sharply curved bits could blended into the feed for coal-fired power plants.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2024 12:21 AM (piB20)

304 Posted by: RickZ at August 02, 2024 12:17 AM (gKDq2)

I will take that and wear it proudly. MAGcat, indeed!

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 02, 2024 12:21 AM (Vvh2V)

305 The only 'sport' where sex doesn't matter is Tiddlywinks.
Posted by: Ciampino

*********

Posted by a commenter who obviously never played "Strip Tiddly"

Posted by: muldoon at August 02, 2024 12:22 AM (uCfKO)

306 Those windmill blades are a major landfill problem. Very difficult to compact with typical equipment. There's a business for one that solves that riddle.
Posted by: scampydog at August 02, 2024 12:19 AM (41CYW)


How many 'green' politicians can be impaled on a windmill blade?

A 'kabobs for uncontacted cannibal tribes' business.

Posted by: RickZ at August 02, 2024 12:22 AM (gKDq2)

307 273 264
AOP is correct. Think how many men get falsely accused of molesting their own kids by vindictive wives during and after divorces?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la democrazia e una favola #03 at August 02, 2024 12:00 AM

X tried to pull that in our divorce proceedings. Divorce is a civil process, so if there's no criminal follow up, I would think the accused would be in the clear...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 02, 2024 12:22 AM (t7Bqe)

308 Instead of a 9mm, use a spring-loaded tool that gets used to kill livestock. Simple and re-usable.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 01, 2024 11:56 PM (VNX3d)

So is the 9 mil. All that gets expended is a 50-cent cartridge. The bolt gun? You have to wipe off the bolt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

True, but you don't need to worry about the backstop with a bolt gun.

(Thank you for providing the name.)

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 02, 2024 12:23 AM (VNX3d)

309 The vindictive ex wife or the kid "remembering suppressed memories" doesn't count. I'm talking about child rapists who grab a random kid or the teacher who grooms a child. Or the coach who has team sleepovers in the gym and he stays too.

One and done. One. And. Done.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 02, 2024 12:20 AM (TKq3u)

Problem is, we have prosecutors like Bragg, or Commi-La, and judges like Merchan and Engoron.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2024 12:23 AM (piB20)

310 Don't read this article if you have complained of animal stories.
Cowboy sparks fury with behavior during wild horse capture

https://mol.im/a/13698133

A lynching at dawn? Pour encourager les autres?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la democrazia e una favola #08 at August 02, 2024 12:24 AM (qfLjt)

311 True, but you don't need to worry about the backstop with a bolt gun.

(Thank you for providing the name.)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 02, 2024 12:23 AM (VNX3d)

Full-coverage Kevlar helmet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2024 12:25 AM (piB20)

312 Blades are mostly carbon fiber/resin composite. Use convict labor to cut them into tiles. Reasonably flat tiles could be sold locally for roofing material. The sharply curved bits could blended into the feed for coal-fired power plants.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Heavy buggers. I do some work with port and they hate moving them. They tried to break one down and it didn't go well. I like your convict idea - labor cost.

Posted by: scampydog at August 02, 2024 12:25 AM (41CYW)

313 Here's the story why Kellyanne Conway is attacking Vance while pretending to support Trump

https://tinyurl.com/3wvueerr

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la democrazia e una favola #09 at August 02, 2024 12:26 AM (qfLjt)

314 I always liked the notion that math may be difficult but the aftermath was tougher.

Posted by: muldoon at August 02, 2024 12:26 AM (uCfKO)

315 Heavy buggers. I do some work with port and they hate moving them. They tried to break one down and it didn't go well. I like your convict idea - labor cost.
Posted by: scampydog at August 02, 2024 12:25 AM (41CYW)

Well, the power saws would create itchy, toxic dust. Give the cons protective coveralls and supplied-air respirators, and make it volunteer work: they get a little cash, and a day off their sentence for every day worked on the job.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2024 12:27 AM (piB20)

316 I would never recommend anyone do it, but you can always buy a heater from a gangbanger and stash it somewhere and if someone touches your kid or something bad like that, you could get it out and then throw it away somewhere far away.

That would be bad. Nobody should do it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2024 12:29 AM (0FoWg)

317 Laura Loomer
@LauraLoomer
I was talking to a friend of mine in Beverly Hills who told me that Kamala Harris’s husband Doug Emhoff allegedly got his daughter’s elementary school teacher pregnant while he was still married…

Has anyone else in California heard this?

I have heard this from 5 people now.

I was also told by a Democrat source that Politico was brought this story a while back, but decided to shelve the story to protect Kamala Harris….

Secret love children aren’t good for campaigns.

Word on the street in Los Angeles is that the woman and the child now live in New York and
@KamalaHQ
has pressured
@DouglasEmhoff
to keep it hidden for the sake of her political career.

If this checks out, how exactly does this make Kamala Harris a role model for women?

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 02, 2024 12:29 AM (TGPs7)

318 If/when the gov't gets involved with the windmill blades I envision a Yucca Mountain concept/boondoggle.

Posted by: scampydog at August 02, 2024 12:31 AM (41CYW)

319 If this checks out, how exactly does this make Kamala Harris a role model for women?
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 02, 2024 12:29 AM (TGPs7)

Makes her somewhat sympathetic, as a wife who has been cheated upon. That's how they'd spin it. Truth is, it's a political marriage, and a business arrangement.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2024 12:31 AM (piB20)

320 Babaganoush was on sale last night so I bought two. Do you see me complaining about babaG on the ONT? No.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 02, 2024 12:32 AM (KAi1n)

321 I always liked the notion that math may be difficult but the aftermath was tougher.
Posted by: muldoon
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Heh. I might borrow that one.

Posted by: scampydog at August 02, 2024 12:33 AM (41CYW)

322 Blades are mostly carbon fiber/resin composite. Use convict labor to cut them into tiles. Reasonably flat tiles could be sold locally for roofing material. The sharply curved bits could blended into the feed for coal-fired power plants.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Heavy buggers. I do some work with port and they hate moving them. They tried to break one down and it didn't go well. I like your convict idea - labor cost.
Posted by: scampydog at August 02, 2024 12:25

I had to look, but they're the wrong shape to turn into a section of the border wall. It's too bad; they would have been useful.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 02, 2024 12:33 AM (VNX3d)

323 If/when the gov't gets involved with the windmill blades I envision a Yucca Mountain concept/boondoggle.
Posted by: scampydog at August 02, 2024 12:31 AM (41CYW)

That's exactly what would happen. But fiberglass and carbon fiber composites are good fuel. Fiberglass burns like a mofo, and leaves glass fiber ash behind. Blended into the feed of a coal plant? A little more energy per ton than coal, and the fire is hot enough to slag the glass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2024 12:34 AM (piB20)

324 Well goodnight, Horde, obligations in the morning.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 02, 2024 12:35 AM (Sgq8y)

325 I'm out.

Posted by: muldoon at August 02, 2024 12:35 AM (uCfKO)

326 One and done. One. And. Done.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo

Problem is, we have prosecutors like Bragg, or Commi-La, and judges like Merchan and Engoron.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


And women like Christine Blasey Ford and E Jean Carroll.

And we have Epstein and his island and the probable government involvement there.

"One and done" for that stuff, and the Democrats will never have to cheat at the ballot box again. No Republican will make it to the election. No Republican would try.

Posted by: mikeski at August 02, 2024 12:36 AM (DgGvY)

327 About 15 minutes for the next SpaceX launch, if you're interested.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 02, 2024 12:36 AM (VNX3d)

328 Well goodnight, Horde, obligations in the morning.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 02, 2024 12:35 AM (Sgq8y)

Night, DDS. I am going to call it a night, too. Need more sleep to heal my throat after the surgery, which went real well. My voice has returned, but it tires easily.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2024 12:37 AM (piB20)

329 Fiberglass burns like a mofo, and leaves glass fiber ash behind. Blended into the feed of a coal plant? A little more energy per ton than coal, and the fire is hot enough to slag the glass.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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This might work. There are ash landfills for the waste (need a profile but i believe it doable). Hour of the Wolf idea is fantastic if the geometry and transport could be solved.

Posted by: scampydog at August 02, 2024 12:38 AM (41CYW)

330 G'night DDS & AOP.

Posted by: scampydog at August 02, 2024 12:39 AM (41CYW)

331 Babaganoush was on sale last night so I bought two. Do you see me complaining about babaG on the ONT? No.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 02, 2024 12:32 AM (KAi1n)

Babaganoush? I thought that was one of Howard Stern's sidekicks?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 02, 2024 12:40 AM (0eaVi)

332 The only 'sport' where sex doesn't matter is Tiddlywinks.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la democrazia e una favola #06

Shooting, archery, and bowling come to mind.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 02, 2024 12:16 AM


IMO, all three of those sports favor a man. Shooting. Hand-eye coordination is pretty good in men. With no other physical activity, like a biathalon, it might not matter. But archery is based upon strength. And so is bowling. I bowled in my youth and I can only say it's about the power. Watching women's bowling vs. men's bowling is like watching men's soccer vs. women's. Okay, bad analogy. But anyway, it's the difference in power. When I bowled and won a city team trophy, it was about the exlosive power of the ball. I remember well those strikes I threw which were so powerfully perfect it was a wall of pins flying off the lane at once -- in an instant. No bouncing off walls, no spinning pins lingering on the lane, and defintiely no wobbly leaners which topple, no, just a perfect pocket hit with massive power that lifted the pins off en masse and gone. Pure power roll.

I really never saw a female bowler who had that ability.

Posted by: RickZ at August 02, 2024 12:41 AM (gKDq2)

333 IMO, all three of those sports favor a man. Shooting. Hand-eye coordination is pretty good in men. With no other physical activity, like a biathalon, it might not matter. But archery is based upon strength. And so is bowling. I bowled in my youth and I can only say it's about the power. Watching women's bowling vs. men's bowling is like watching men's soccer vs. women's. Okay, bad analogy. But anyway, it's the difference in power. When I bowled and won a city team trophy, it was about the exlosive power of the ball. I remember well those strikes I threw which were so powerfully perfect it was a wall of pins flying off the lane at once -- in an instant. No bouncing off walls, no spinning pins lingering on the lane, and defintiely no wobbly leaners which topple, no, just a perfect pocket hit with massive power that lifted the pins off en masse and gone. Pure power roll.

I really never saw a female bowler who had that ability.
Posted by: RickZ at August 02, 2024 12:41 AM

Next door neighbor was a regular bowler. She got me Mark Roth's autograph.

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 02, 2024 12:45 AM (t7Bqe)

334
329 Fiberglass burns like a mofo, and leaves glass fiber ash behind. Blended into the feed of a coal plant? A little more energy per ton than coal, and the fire is hot enough to slag the glass.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I’ve seen the aftermath of a corvette wreck + Fire where nothing recognizable was left but the engine block and the drivetrain.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2024 12:48 AM (S6gqv)

335 If the story about Kameltoe's husband cheating on her and fathering a child with another woman has any substance to it, Trump should troll her by playing Tammy Wynette's "Stand by your man" at his next rally.

Posted by: PabloD at August 02, 2024 12:49 AM (9ByqA)

336 Is professional bowling still on TV? I watched it just for the bad toupees, which were awesome.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 02, 2024 12:52 AM (sjGsU)

337 Was Miklos around today?

Posted by: scampydog at August 02, 2024 12:53 AM (41CYW)

338 T - 8 minutes

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la democrazia e una favola #09 at August 02, 2024 12:53 AM (qfLjt)

339 I always liked the notion that math may be difficult but the aftermath was tougher.
Posted by: muldoon at August 02, 2024 12:26 AM (uCfKO)


That's a winner. And a loser for society.

Posted by: RickZ at August 02, 2024 12:53 AM (gKDq2)

340 If this checks out, how exactly does this make Kamala Harris a role model for women?
Posted by: Mister Ghost



ONE OF US...ONE OF US...ONE OF US...

(trips over cat, passes out on floor.)

Posted by: Hammered Wine Mom at August 02, 2024 12:55 AM (f87vz)

341 Bedtime looms.

Goodnight, beloved Horde! Be strong and courageous!

Posted by: Emmie at August 02, 2024 12:58 AM (I3L+E)

342 Pro bowling is still on TV (PBA). I think you can find it on Fox Sports. I've seen ads for it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 02, 2024 01:00 AM (f87vz)

343 tinyurl.com/mvmsd3ek
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2024 01:00 AM (fwDg9)

344 Babaganoush was on sale last night so I bought two. Do you see me complaining about babaG on the ONT? No.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 02, 2024 12:32 AM (KAi1n)


Yeah, buying babaganoush is easier than making it, if crappier. But I refuse to buy hummus, not with canned garbanzos one can buy on sale. 1 16 oz. (or whatever) or 1 29 oz. can (or whatever). Even can make it with a stick blender. Too easy to make to buy. Eggplant, though. I've bought fresh stuffed eggplant rolatini in the grocery store deli, just add your own sauce. Yeah, easier to buy prepared eggplant.

Posted by: RickZ at August 02, 2024 01:01 AM (gKDq2)

345 Pro bowling is still on TV (PBA). I think you can find it on Fox Sports. I've seen ads for it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 02, 2024 01:00 AM (f87vz)


Bowling on tv really sucks now. It's just 'different'. And the weird thing to me is the two-holed ball vs. my traditional three-holer. I don't know. It's like I said, it just feels and watches different. I guess I miss Chris Schenkel.

It's kind of funny to think now about how at one point bowling had a national tv contract whereas the NBA did not.

Posted by: RickZ at August 02, 2024 01:10 AM (gKDq2)

346 345 And the weird thing to me is the two-holed ball vs. my traditional three-holer
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Bonus hole!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at August 02, 2024 01:12 AM (41CYW)

347 I am moved to comment chiefly in regard to the final image on the ONT (Is that what you call it? Werner is not sure.) It is such a powerful and uplifting image (there are wings, you see, and...anyway) that my Teutonic soul resonates with its beautiful. A man of faith, a monk, has resolved to seek a noble death by means so exotic that only a poet might find the means of describing them Were I only a Schiller or a Goethe, perhaps I might limn them in a fashion that was suitable. Alas, I work in Hollywood.

The monk, whom I shall call Chumbawamba, even though he does not arise again when the indifferent vicissitudes of gravity bludgeon him with the ground, assumes wings like those of Icarus but with the intent to flip the Greek feathery man the bird. As his brother monks watch in admiration, Chumbawamba laughs at the uncaring universe. This is a man who has gazed into the abyss, and knows that when you stare into the abyss, the abyss becomes embarrassed and can only offer a "Yo, playa, what up" to dispel the awkward silence. This was strange. Peace, Werner out for the rizzle dizzle. Says Snoop this anymore?

Posted by: Werner Herzog Is Learning About Memes at August 02, 2024 01:17 AM (tmPIh)

348 Everyone see the launch (those that wanted to, that is)?

QUICK REFERENCE GUIDE TO SPACE ACTIVITY FOR AUGUST 2
Rocket Lab - Electron - Owl For One, One For Owl - LC-1 -
NEW ZEALAND - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: August 3, 2024 (NZST)
Launch Time: August 3, 2024 NZST, August 2 12:15 EDT, 1615 UTC, 18:15 CEST

https://www.youtube.com/live/svnhIFuI4ro

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il razzo dalla Nuova Zelanda at August 02, 2024 01:18 AM (qfLjt)

349 Bonus hole!
Posted by: Mayor Pete at August 02, 2024 01:12 AM (41CYW)


Please. Don't ruin a perfectly normal childhood. Thankyouverymuch.

Posted by: RickZ at August 02, 2024 01:19 AM (gKDq2)

350 hunch that Biden might just happen to die in October, just in time to gin up a sympathy vote for the new Grrlboss president.

Considering that odd video of Joe motoring up the flight stairs and the video explanation speech and not really seen since, I'm not convinced that whatever the Vegas thing was wasn't fatal and he's on ice til October.

Posted by: azjaeger at August 02, 2024 01:19 AM (3/XaG)

351 hunch that Biden might just happen to die in October, just in time to gin up a sympathy vote for the new Grrlboss president.

Considering that odd video of Joe motoring up the flight stairs and the video explanation speech and not really seen since, I'm not convinced that whatever the Vegas thing was wasn't fatal and he's on ice til October.
Posted by: azjaeger at August 02, 2024 01:19 AM (3/XaG)

I read that, and thought it was fatal, so TPTB stuck him in a freezer for a few months. COVID death, so closed casket, to prevent anyone from seeing the freezer burn.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 02, 2024 01:24 AM (VNX3d)

352 297 This is either Common Core Arithmetic or Minority Math done with coconut shells. Muldoon could probably get a limerick out of it.

*************

When the Counting is Done - a limerick

A mother has to walk a rocky path
Lives each day with a slow burning wrath
Was it nine or seven years?
She lost track through all the tears
but it's the rapist who felt the aftermath

Posted by: muldoon at August 02, 2024 12:17 AM (uCfKO)
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Thank you, it's outstanding and the rain may melt it.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il razzo dalla Nuova Zelanda 2 at August 02, 2024 01:25 AM (qfLjt)

353 "Yeah, buying babaganoush is easier than making it, if crappier. But I refuse to buy hummus, not with canned garbanzos one can buy on sale."

At a certain point in life, you trade time (not convenience per se) for quality.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 02, 2024 01:28 AM (KAi1n)

354 305 The only 'sport' where sex doesn't matter is Tiddlywinks.
Posted by: Ciampino

*********

Posted by a commenter who obviously never played "Strip Tiddly"

Posted by: muldoon at August 02, 2024 12:22 AM (uCfKO)
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Sir, we are not perverts, we don't strip our Tiddlies. *But we do Wink at them!).

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il vestito e pronto at August 02, 2024 01:31 AM (qfLjt)

355 o bowling is still on TV (PBA). I think you can find it on Fox Sports. I've seen ads for it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 02, 2024 01:00 AM (f87vz)

Bowling on tv really sucks now. It's just 'different'. And the weird thing to me is the two-holed ball vs. my traditional three-holer. I don't know. It's like I said, it just feels and watches different. I guess I miss Chris Schenkel.

It's kind of funny to think now about how at one point bowling had a national tv contract whereas the NBA did not.
Posted by: RickZ at August 02, 2024 01:10 AM (gKDq2)

I watch bowling on the CBS Sports Channel. Just watched the 12 and Under Championship. The kids were amazing. The first match the winning score was a 268. The loser 257.

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 01:32 AM (B1dzx)

356 G'night, weirdos.

Posted by: scampydog at August 02, 2024 01:33 AM (41CYW)

357 Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
@dom_lucre
🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: Two different pastors in Georgia have been caught delivering the exact same Democrat talking points about comparing Kamala Harris to Barack Obama. Democrats actually send Black churches talking points for each election. It’s about time this got exposed.

The Black community is used and abused by Democrats, these are no real men of God, how do I know?

Liberals don’t host Kung-Fu tournaments or appeal to the Yakuza when speaking to Asians. Liberals don’t buy piñatas or appeal to cartels when talking to Hispanics. Liberals don’t host Spaghetti parties and appeal to Mafias when they talk to Italians.

But Liberals WILL ALWAYS buy watermelon and fried chicken for niggas while appealing to gangsters, sluts, and the worst parts of our race. WE HAVE TO CANCEL THESE PEOPLE!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 02, 2024 01:33 AM (TGPs7)

358 Who was the fuckstick that thought beeswax was a proper adhesive?

youtube.com/watch?v=p4w2BZXL6Ss

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 02, 2024 01:35 AM (2UBPP)

359 276 I wish that the lady track and field Olympians,if a confused man-runnette were in their event, would simply all run in the opposite direction when the starters pistol goes pew pew.

Posted by: Rex B at August 02, 2024 12:03 AM (mqcLc)
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One word: Starting Blocks ........ two words ....

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il blocco di partenza at August 02, 2024 01:44 AM (qfLjt)

360 Female proctologist or this?
Which sport is this?

https://tinyurl.com/3a5snd4s

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il massagio fa bene at August 02, 2024 01:50 AM (qfLjt)

361
Orthodox Meme Squad
@OrthoMemeSquad
Founder of the Church Of Satan, the famous satanist, Anton Szandor LaVey’s last death bed words were, “Oh my, oh my, what have I done! There’s something very wrong, there’s something very wrong, there’s something very wrong!”

Voltaire (1694–177, an atheist, said, “I am abandoned by God and man! I shall go to hell! O Jesus Christ!”

David Hume (1711–1776), an atheist, said while dying in utter despair, “I am in the flames!”

Thomas Payne (1718–1799), an atheist, said, “I would give worlds, if I had them, if the Age of Reason had never been published. O Lord help me! Christ help me! Stay with me! It is hell to be left alone!”

Thomas Scott (1808–187, an atheist, said, “Until this moment I thought there was neither a God nor a hell. Now I know and feel that there is both, and I am doomed to peridition by the just judgement of the Almighty.”

Aleistair Crowley (1875–1974), Englands most wicked man, “I am perplexed. Satan get out.”

Eternity is too long to be wrong!!!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 02, 2024 01:51 AM (TGPs7)

362 358 Who was the fuckstick that thought beeswax was a proper adhesive?

youtube.com/watch?v=p4w2BZXL6Ss

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 02, 2024 01:35 AM (2UBPP)

None of yo beeswax, buddy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 01:51 AM (ynpvh)

363 360 Female proctologist or this?
Which sport is this?

https://tinyurl.com/3a5snd4s

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il massagio fa bene at August 02, 2024 01:50 AM (qfLjt)

$20, same as in town...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 01:52 AM (ynpvh)

364 One word: Starting Blocks ........ two words ....
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il blocco di partenza

I'm just for anything that shows unsolidarity with these woke times. Participating in an event with someone pretending to be the opposite sex is an act of compliance.

Posted by: Rex B at August 02, 2024 01:52 AM (WpUtP)

365 nytol.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 01:54 AM (ynpvh)

366 Started watching a utube video on exploding nuclear bombs in Space: "You see when you explode a nuclear bomb in Space, you create a strong electromagnetic pulse and a field of highly charged electrons."

Hmm. Electrons have a charge of -1 so what is a highly charged electron? Is this where we get the 1 + 1 = 3 for large values of 1 ?

Also rather than 'bomb' use 'device'.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, La Bomba E Mobile at August 02, 2024 02:17 AM (qfLjt)

367 Started watching a utube video on exploding nuclear bombs in Space: "You see when you explode a nuclear bomb in Space, you create a strong electromagnetic pulse and a field of highly charged electrons."

Hmm. Electrons have a charge of -1 so what is a highly charged electron?
Posted by: Ciampino


Charged legally, not electrically. You can't just set off a nuclear bomb for funsies without commit a war crime or two.

Posted by: mikeski at August 02, 2024 02:22 AM (DgGvY)

368 Aleistair Crowley (1875–1974), Englands most wicked man, “I am perplexed. Satan get out.”

Eternity is too long to be wrong!!!
Posted by: Mister Ghost

1947

Posted by: SFGoth at August 02, 2024 02:24 AM (KAi1n)

369 > He needs to have a red hot poker shoved someplace.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2024 10:14 PM (WGkKU)

Ask me how that works out.

Posted by: Edward II of England at August 02, 2024 02:33 AM (W5ArC)

370 Evening all

Anyone still in here? No sleep for me.

When given the option, I mark "other" for race and write in human. I have no desire to add fuel to a race war.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2024 02:47 AM (YHTux)

371 I have given myself 10 minutes to play here before trying to sleep again.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2024 02:49 AM (YHTux)

372 When given the option, I mark "other" for race and write in human. I have no desire to add fuel to a race war.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel


Human, like "not one of the other Tolkien races?" That makes sense. We have a she-hobbit who comments here.

Posted by: mikeski at August 02, 2024 02:51 AM (DgGvY)

373 >>> Started watching a utube video on exploding nuclear bombs in Space: "You see when you explode a nuclear bomb in Space, you create a strong electromagnetic pulse and a field of highly charged electrons."

Hmm. Electrons have a charge of -1 so what is a highly charged electron? Is this where we get the 1 + 1 = 3 for large values of 1 ?

Also rather than 'bomb' use 'device'.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, La Bomba E Mobile

>A broad spectrum emission is not typically natural, so you draw the attention of little green men looking at the beacon at the lighthouse. They're coming for you.

Since the Manhattan Project.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 02, 2024 02:54 AM (2UBPP)

374 Human, like "not one of the other Tolkien races?" That makes sense. We have a she-hobbit who comments here.

Put like that, human seems quite mundane. Although they did comport themselves quite well in Tolkien's stories. I think my favorite character arc is King Theoden.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2024 02:55 AM (YHTux)

375 Blades are mostly carbon fiber/resin composite. Use convict labor to cut them into tiles. Reasonably flat tiles could be sold locally for roofing material. The sharply curved bits could blended into the feed for coal-fired power plants.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2024 12:21 AM (piB20)



you could plant trhee of the blades fairly close together with the trailing edges converging but not touching at an angle, with a perforated pipes going through the low pressure area generated via the coanda effect sucking air up through the pipes and the small wind generator at ground level.

not the best wind generator, but the blades are free, a small wind generator is cheap, and they are rigid enough to support themselves. The three blades mean that you have decent wind coverage from most directions.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2024 02:57 AM (D7oie)

376 Participating in an event with someone pretending to be the opposite sex is an act of compliance.

I feel like this about a lot of things these days. Participating in paying taxes that go to death and destruction is an act of complicity. And on and on.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2024 02:58 AM (YHTux)

377 The smirk the male boxer had looking on the beaten female boxer gets my Irish up right quick! I'd be ready to go a second round, and lose, but go berserker on him first.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2024 03:05 AM (YHTux)

378 Alright something peaceful before signing off. I thank God for the evening colors on the water, mountains and sky after a sunny day.

Oh! A story to share! I caught a bear tearing down my bird feeder. Got some awesome pictures. Silly old bear. He was on the front porch, I was a few feet away behind the living room window and he stood on his hind legs, front legs on porch railing and looked at me.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2024 03:10 AM (YHTux)

379 Alright, good night grey box friends

Peace

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2024 03:11 AM (YHTux)

380 Morning, insomaniacals! 'Tis Friday, the consummation devoutly to be wished!

The Shackleton advert above reminds me of the opening narration of one of the Paladin Have Gun -- Will Travel episodes. We hear Paladin's voice:

"I need six men. The job may take two days or two weeks. The men we'e after are desperate and dangerous. They've stolen a piano."

And no, it's not a comic episode!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 03:14 AM (omVj0)

381 Dreams? I dreamed that I woke up in a two-story house where I apparently lived with Miss Linda and an older woman who seemed to be her mother, though this lady looked nothing like L.'s real mother. The peculiar thing is that my bedroom and bathroom were very much like my current ones. It was three a.m. and I needed to get ready for work, just as I do now. First my LED flashlight seemed to be on the fritz. And the two women were chattering happily downstairs about some event they wanted me to drive them to that night. I called, "Turn on my coffee!" and started using a plunger to clear the clogged toilet. (Tho clog? Three little pink rubber things that looked like cartoon bombs.)

Of course when I got downstairs the coffee wasn't even started and I was going to run late. Then I woke up and was startled to realize it *wasn't* actually three a.m.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 03:20 AM (omVj0)

382 Miss Linda brought over two issues of the Washington Examiner from 7/17 and 7/24. This appears at first glance to be a conservative answer to Time. The 7/24 has Trump on the cover, holding his fist up after being shot, and the headlined article (by Byron York) is "Trump Before and After." I skimmed the article, and it has a sympathetic portrait of DJT. Also in the issue is an editorial, "Biden's Worst Idea Yet," about F. Joke's crazy notion of national rent control.

After decades, especially the last one, of the usual "Repubs are evil" mantra in magazines, this is a breath of cool, conditioned air in a heat wave.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 03:33 AM (omVj0)

383 Time to get rolling

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2024 03:48 AM (fwDg9)

384 Time to get rolling
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2024


***
As should I, Skip. But I made the error of looking up the current temperature. It's 97 F. heat index. Work out in that? I don't want to. But it won't be any better on Sunday or next week either.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 03:51 AM (omVj0)

385 Good morning, good people. May all things you do today be beneficial to you.

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