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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (8/3/24)

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The Saturday Night Joke

A blonde walks into a bank to get a loan. “I need to borrow $100 for a month,” she says.

The banker frowns, but takes her information anyway. He runs her credit but can’t find a report. “I’m sorry,” he says, “but in the absence of a credit record, we’ll have to charge 20% interest on the loan, and you’ll need to put up collateral.

“What does that mean?” the blonde says.

“It means,” the banker says, “you’ll have to repay us $120, and you’ll need to give us something more valuable to hold onto until you pay us back.”

“Something more valuable?” The blonde says. “How about my Ferrari?”

The banker nearly snorts his coffee all over his desk, but he prides himself on customer service so he soldiers on. He runs the title on the Ferrari and what do you know, the blonde owns it free and clear. “Okay, he says, “I’ll print out the papers.”

“Just so I understand,” the blonde says, “I give you my Ferrari and you give me a hundred dollars, right? And then in a month, I give you $120 and you give me my Ferrari back?”

“Yes,” the banker says, “that’s the deal.”

She signs the paperwork and hands him the keys. He counts out $100 for her and watches her saunter out the door.

A month to the day later, he’s sitting at his desk when the blonde saunters back in. She hands him $120 and says “I get my car back, right?”

“Yep, he says as he hands her the keys. She turns to go but he stops her. “Miss, I really have to ask, why did you use a $140,000 car as collateral on a $100 loan?”

“Oh!” The blonde says. “I got called out of town unexpectedly on business. How else can I park a Ferrari for a month in Manhattan for only $20?” (H/T Kathy)

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Kamala The San Francisco Headhunter has named her VP choice.

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To join the Mile High Club you need a willing partner. Genius Award Winner.

PLANE WRONG American Airlines traveler ‘tried to have sex with flight attendant’ & yank plane door open before screaming ‘I am sane’


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Well are you brave enough to click? (There is no Yoko. Swearsies.)


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Googans? I prefer "Dumb fvcks".


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As my mother would say, He will never try that again. Or anything else."

Man dies parachuting on the South Rim of the Grand Canyon

GRAND CANYON, ARIZ. - A man died at Grand Canyon National Park after attempting the high-risk parachute leap from Yavapai Point on the South Rim, the park said Friday.
The park did not name the person who died Thursday morning because it was still awaiting positive identification and needed to notify his family.


Perhaps the father is thinking, "Did he really die with his head up his ass?"


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Chocolate Cake Emporium


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Comments

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1 First!

Posted by: Blackstone at August 03, 2024 09:01 PM (9byfS)

2 Dang!

Posted by: Blackstone at August 03, 2024 09:01 PM (9byfS)

3 Now did you gather the other childrens?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 03, 2024 09:03 PM (QXQ4l)

4 No music or movie thread tonight I guess.

Posted by: Tuna at August 03, 2024 09:03 PM (oaGWv)

5 That blonde was a smooth operator.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2024 09:05 PM (Aqu9a)

6 Good evening morons and thanks mh

Love the big ice sphere in my whiskey.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2024 09:05 PM (JvZF+)

7 I'd. Hate to haul groceries up those steps to the mobile home in the sky.

Posted by: Tuna at August 03, 2024 09:05 PM (oaGWv)

8 That mobile home looks...defensible.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2024 09:08 PM (JvZF+)

9 The MasterCard YouTube has the South African attempted carjack video of a transport pick up vehicle. IMO the best reality video ever on the internet.

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2024 09:08 PM (B1dzx)

10 Hi Horde! Thanks MisHum for the ONT!

Posted by: Iris at August 03, 2024 09:09 PM (n3DL0)

11 I wonder what body of water is next to that mobile home.

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2024 09:09 PM (B1dzx)

12 Good evening everyone. Got home today from my two week beach vacation. Annnnnnnd, discovered a leak from one of the valves under the kitchen sink. Been going on there for awhile.

Could have been worse but I really didn't want to deal with this.


FML

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2024 09:11 PM (WXNFJ)

13 "The Wrong Shapiro" is pretty funny. Ben would destroy her. With facts.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2024 09:11 PM (JvZF+)

14 Rodriguez needs to buy his spooner some dentures. She was rocking those spoons though.

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2024 09:12 PM (B1dzx)

15 The ONT Musical Interlude & Chocolate Cake Emporium
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I have seen this in real life. Not specifically those two, but in a band. It is... unreal. Very emotional.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 03, 2024 09:14 PM (Q4IgG)

16 Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2024 09:11 PM (WXNFJ)

Don't tell your insurance company it's being going on before you left.

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2024 09:14 PM (B1dzx)

17 A slip in the olde tyme machine, perhaps?

Nice ONT, Mis Hum. I really liked the Rodriquez stuff!

The trailer on blocks gotta be in Louisiana.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 03, 2024 09:15 PM (TSQkU)

18 Hey, hey, hey, good to be here, glad to see you, let's have a cool one.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2024 09:15 PM (vWeTL)

19 Rodriguez needs to buy his spooner some dentures. She was rocking those spoons though.
Posted by: polynikes

It should be no surprise she is expert with the spoons - she hasn't eaten solid food in decades! I wonder how old that woman really is? Probably 30 years younger than she looks.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2024 09:16 PM (WXNFJ)

20 Is that house on River Road?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2024 09:16 PM (63Dwl)

21 The sun is about to go down in “The City You Deserve”. You know, the city that me and my toadie City Council built for you; you peons!

Just remember our City Motto “When The Sun Goes Down; Then The Gunshots Sound”!

Posted by: SuperMayorSuperRonNirenberg -Buff??? You Bet at August 03, 2024 09:17 PM (OUOZt)

22 Don't tell your insurance company it's being going on before you left.
Posted by: polynikes

I was unclear - it started after we left. But it did dump a goodly amount of water so I'm figuring it started as soon as we left the driveway.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2024 09:17 PM (WXNFJ)

23 7 I'd. Hate to haul groceries up those steps to the mobile home in the sky.
Posted by: Tuna at August 03, 2024 09:05 PM (oaGWv)

Never heard of a pulley system?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 03, 2024 09:18 PM (QXQ4l)

24 Over night seems earlier than usual...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2024 09:18 PM (D/KNX)

25 I destroyed Kamala with facts and she didn't like it too much.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2024 09:19 PM (JvZF+)

26 Louisiana bayou prolly. What with all the swirly, swirly, windy, windy thing-a-majigs. Keeps high water and low critters out of the cubbards.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at August 03, 2024 09:19 PM (AdbLi)

27 Tonypete, I have a close friend who ONE TIME suffered a basement drenching flood while he and his spouse went on a three day trip. Now, he shuts off the water to his house if he's going out of town for just the night. I have suggested things . . . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 03, 2024 09:19 PM (TSQkU)

28 8 That mobile home looks...defensible.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2024 09:08 PM (JvZF+)

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Seems vulnerable to mortar fire.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2024 09:20 PM (3Sugj)

29 The Spoon Lady !!!! Awesome !

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 03, 2024 09:20 PM (AtzFQ)

30 Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2024 09:17 PM (WXNFJ)

It shouldn't be a problem but I have a feeling the adjuster will feel you out on the facts.

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2024 09:20 PM (B1dzx)

31 I have a feeling the adjuster will feel you out on the facts.



Facts? Facts? We don't need no steenking facts!

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 03, 2024 09:21 PM (TSQkU)

32 Had fun today - met with my widow's group and we played Mexican Dominos. (I lost). We had mini-mini bundt cake cupcakes in honor of August birthdays (Becky & I share the day!). Yum!

Posted by: Iris at August 03, 2024 09:22 PM (n3DL0)

33 I see people like the Spoon Lady all the time but they ain't near as talented. Not with spoons anyway.

Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2024 09:22 PM (LHPAg)

34 "That mobile home looks...defensible.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2024 09:08 PM (JvZF+)
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Seems vulnerable to mortar fire.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)"


It looks like it would collapse with a good shove sideways like one of those walkers in Star Wars.

Posted by: fd at August 03, 2024 09:23 PM (vFG9F)

35 I've been to a lot of Louisiana duck camps and bayou getaways and have never have seen one this high.

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2024 09:24 PM (B1dzx)

36 Rodriguez needs to buy his spooner some dentures. She was rocking those spoons though.
Posted by: polynikes

It should be no surprise she is expert with the spoons - she hasn't eaten solid food in decades! I wonder how old that woman really is? Probably 30 years younger than she looks.
Posted by: Tonypete

Abby the Spoon lady. Definitely Appalachian porch music.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 03, 2024 09:24 PM (AtzFQ)

37 30 Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2024 09:17 PM (WXNFJ)

It shouldn't be a problem but I have a feeling the adjuster will feel you out on the facts.

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2024 09:20 PM (B1dzx)


Phrasing!!!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 03, 2024 09:25 PM (QXQ4l)

38 Seems vulnerable to mortar fire.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2024 09:20 PM (3Sugj)
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Zombies don't use mortars, silly.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2024 09:25 PM (JvZF+)

39
It looks like it would collapse with a good shove sideways like one of those walkers in Star Wars.
Posted by: fd at August 03, 2024 09:23 PM (vFG9F)

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Yeah, those too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2024 09:25 PM (3Sugj)

40 Good evening all!
I watched clips of the Trump rally in Georgia.
Black lady who talked about Mrs. Willie Brown was unreal.

Posted by: Jmel at August 03, 2024 09:25 PM (bVhJi)

41 The spoon lady's name is Abby. Here's a video she made - she a lovely person. I take back that shade I was throwing - I was wrong to do that.

https://t.ly/oU6cA

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2024 09:25 PM (WXNFJ)

42 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Affordable Penthouse Living.

I've seen lots of double-wides, but that's the first time I've seen a triple-tall.

Posted by: mikeski at August 03, 2024 09:26 PM (DgGvY)

43 The joke was better than I expected for a blonde joke.

And the mystery click dare includes Kamala's first acting role.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 03, 2024 09:26 PM (VNX3d)

44 10 Hi Horde! Thanks MisHum for the ONT!
Posted by: Iris at August 03, 2024 09:09 PM (n3DL0)

You're welcome, where is Team Hedgehog this evening?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 03, 2024 09:26 PM (QXQ4l)

45 I'd hit that elevated mobile home with a killer drone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2024 09:26 PM (3Sugj)

46
Over night seems earlier than usual...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron


Climate change

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2024 09:27 PM (63Dwl)

47 Trump invites artist onto stage in Atlanta who painted a stunning picture of his iconic assassination attempt pose

https://tinyurl.com/368yketn

Posted by: Booksbymatthew at August 03, 2024 09:27 PM (lcyZw)

48 46
Over night seems earlier than usual...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Climate change
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2024 09:27 PM (63Dwl)


No silly. You are thinking about eclipses.

Posted by: Sunny Hostin, owner of broken brain at August 03, 2024 09:28 PM (QXQ4l)

49 @TheBabylonBee
Kamala Bravely Fields Hard-Hitting Questions From Reporters About Where She Got That Adorable Blouse

Posted by: Don Black at August 03, 2024 09:29 PM (/7KEl)

50 Over night seems earlier than usual...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Climate change
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2024 09:27 PM (63Dwl)

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MisHum quietly switched the blog over to metric time. Let's see if anyone notices.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2024 09:29 PM (3Sugj)

51 Man dies parachuting on the South Rim of the Grand Canyon

Since they need time to identify the remains, I think he died NOT parachuting on the South Rim.

Posted by: mikeski at August 03, 2024 09:29 PM (DgGvY)

52 >I'd hit that elevated mobile home with a killer drone.

Posted by: Cicero
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No need
back into it with an F150 and it's coming down

Posted by: Don Black at August 03, 2024 09:30 PM (/7KEl)

53 Has tje blog been ok today? Mostly missed everything

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2024 09:30 PM (fwDg9)

54 Over night seems earlier than usual...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron


It gets late early out here.

Posted by: zombie Yogi Berra at August 03, 2024 09:30 PM (DgGvY)

55 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

Just finished parking cars at the county fair again.

Quite a few less cars than last year. Probably because there is much less to do at the fair and they increased the price.

Yay, Bidenomics! /sarc

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 03, 2024 09:31 PM (BpYfr)

56 People on the Sabine Riber between Texas and Louisiana put they house on stilts, and they paddle a johnboat out to the road and tie it on to a sign, they get in their truck and go to work at the plant at De Ridder and when they get off, they reverse course and go home.

Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2024 09:31 PM (LHPAg)

57 "No need
back into it with an F150 and it's coming down
Posted by: Don Black"

30.06 Jenga

Posted by: fd at August 03, 2024 09:31 PM (vFG9F)

58 53 Has tje blog been ok today? Mostly missed everything
Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2024 09:30 PM (fwDg9)

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The Bushes post was above average.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2024 09:31 PM (3Sugj)

59 That Michaela Montgomery is a little spitfire, I like her. I like she called out Kamala breaking up a black family and that she called Trump "Big T."

Between the awesome speakers at the rally, and the roundtable with the black Atlanta business owners (black jobs!), he's doing good to punch back against the bigot narratives they are trying to set up.

Has Trump made a nickname for Kamala yet? Chameleon Kamala would be a good one, since she panders so much.

Posted by: LizLem at August 03, 2024 09:31 PM (QAK8m)

60 Man dies parachuting on the South Rim of the Grand Canyon

Since they need time to identify the remains, I think he died NOT parachuting on the South Rim.
Posted by: mikeski

The video of which we won't see in the Cafe.

Posted by: Tuna at August 03, 2024 09:32 PM (oaGWv)

61 No they said when they found the guy, his chute had deployed

maybe not fully..
landing would have been problematic

Posted by: Don Black at August 03, 2024 09:32 PM (/7KEl)

62 It shouldn't be a problem but I have a feeling the adjuster will feel you out on the facts.

Am adjuster IRL. I'd say as long as it's a first party claim on your own HO insurance it would be covered unless specifically excluded. Less deductible of course.

On the other hand if the claim was against a plumber - third party - who may have recently done work on the valves, then it could get a little trickier. If damages were substantial, then engineering company may want to do a forensic test on the valves to determine if manufacturer defect or shoddy workmanship.

Sometimes policies exclude shoddy workmanship.

Sorry to be a thread killer.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at August 03, 2024 09:32 PM (AdbLi)

63 Quite a few less cars than last year. Probably because there is much less to do at the fair and they increased the price.

Yay, Bidenomics! /sarc
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I mentioned this yesterday - at our vacation spot, which we have been going to for getting on 15 years or so, the shop keepers estimate the crowds are down about 35-40% from normal.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2024 09:32 PM (WXNFJ)

64 The spoon lady's name is Abby. Here's a video she made - she a lovely person. I take back that shade I was throwing - I was wrong to do that.

https://t.ly/oU6cA
Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2024 09:25 PM (WXN

I don't think you were . She chooses to go against the grain and that is fine but my philosophy is don't complain about people commenting about you going against the grain. I try not to.

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2024 09:33 PM (B1dzx)

65 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Affordable Penthouse Living.

I've seen lots of double-wides, but that's the first time I've seen a triple-tall.
Posted by: mikeski at August 03, 2024 09:26 PM (DgGvY)
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When climate change causes sea levels to rise to ludicrous levels, those folks are gonna be ready!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 03, 2024 09:33 PM (BpYfr)

66 Odds we will have a debate in September?

Which side will cave?

Posted by: Shenanigans at August 03, 2024 09:33 PM (lcyZw)

67 on that redneck hi-rise, I see pilings but no cross-bracing

Posted by: Don Black at August 03, 2024 09:33 PM (/7KEl)

68 No they said when they found the guy, his chute had deployed

Wasn't that a cartoon from our formative years? Maybe Fractured Fairy Tales or some such.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2024 09:33 PM (WXNFJ)

69 PLANE WRONG American Airlines traveler ‘tried to have sex with flight attendant’ & yank plane door open before screaming ‘I am sane’

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If you have to tell people you are sane, you're not sane.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 03, 2024 09:34 PM (L/fGl)

70 Yeah, that house on the cinder block stilts is a sitting duck.

That, and it also resembles the Clinton Presidential Library and Adult Bookstore. /limbaugh


*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2024 09:34 PM (kQgoX)

71 Acme Parachute Company

Posted by: Don Black at August 03, 2024 09:34 PM (/7KEl)

72 Evenin'

A bluegrass version of Yes classic 'Owner of a Lonely Heart' was neat. Good pick!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 03, 2024 09:35 PM (BW+Gb)

73 Just yell "Geronimo!" and we'll do the rest!

Posted by: Don Black at August 03, 2024 09:35 PM (/7KEl)

74 Over night seems earlier than usual...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

It gets late early out here.
Posted by: zombie Yogi Berra

It's Swatch time!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 03, 2024 09:35 PM (VNX3d)

75 Wasn't that a cartoon from our formative years? Maybe Fractured Fairy Tales or some such.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2024 09:33 PM (WXNFJ)

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*slide whistle*

*SPLATTT!*




*pop*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2024 09:35 PM (3Sugj)

76 68 No they said when they found the guy, his chute had deployed

Wasn't that a cartoon from our formative years? Maybe Fractured Fairy Tales or some such.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2024 09:33 PM (WXNFJ)
Little guy coming along sweeping up after the parade. Whoa!

Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2024 09:35 PM (LHPAg)

77 Posted by: Daisy Cutter at August 03, 2024 09:32 PM (AdbL

Claims manager for 34 years here. All lines. Hated every minute of it except for the friends I made and the knowledge I gained.

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2024 09:36 PM (B1dzx)

78 We know the fix is in, but can they stop it in time?

George
@BehizyTweets
SHOCKING: Election fraud researcher and former California lawmaker Steve Baldwin reveals that voter rolls in swing states are full of illegal voters & ghost names. Migrant processing facilities also appear as some voters' addresses

"What we have found is that some of the voter rolls in the swing states are chock full of illegal aliens and other people who should not be on the voter roll."

"All these NGOs that are processing them even before they cross the border, they're using the address of the processing center as their voter registration address."

According to his team, the Georgia voter rolls have

- 179,149 voters with incomplete addresses (missing apartment, unit or suite numbers)
- 114,817 voters used an invalid USPS address to register
-78,805 registered on a FEDERAL HOLIDAY (how?)
- 68,983 voters permanently moved out of the state but still remained on the roll
-Etc

If these findings are even 10% accurate, Republicans need to get to work

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 03, 2024 09:36 PM (TGPs7)

79 Holy Cow! Waaayyy early....or am I late?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 03, 2024 09:37 PM (u5mis)

80 That manufactured home looks a bit precarious. Hope it's not in a hurricane zone although it's tall enough to see a tornado coming.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2024 09:38 PM (vWeTL)

81 totes mistake, brah...

@LeadingReport 8m
BREAKING: The US government has accidentally sent at least $239 million in development assistance to the Taliban since 2021 due to the State Department's failure to properly vet award recipients, according to a new report.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 03, 2024 09:38 PM (IG4Id)

82 If these findings are even 10% accurate, Republicans need to get to work
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 03, 2024 09:36 PM (TGPs7)


ZZZZZ!!!!

Posted by: Commissar J Sessions (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 03, 2024 09:38 PM (hOUT3)

83 79 Holy Cow! Waaayyy early....or am I late?
Posted by: COMountainMarie
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He's running on Tusla time.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2024 09:39 PM (vWeTL)

84 Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 03, 2024 09:36 PM (TGPs7)M

Should have been implementing a plan on Jan 6 , 2021.

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2024 09:39 PM (B1dzx)

85 Look at this huge Trump rally tonight

https://x.com/catturd2/status/
1819835041150644506

Posted by: Don Black at August 03, 2024 09:39 PM (/7KEl)

86 That manufactured home looks a bit precarious. Hope it's not in a hurricane zone although it's tall enough to see a tornado coming.
Posted by: Braenyard

It might also be a decoy for the underground bunker, as in the movie RED.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 03, 2024 09:40 PM (VNX3d)

87 No they said when they found the guy, his chute had deployed

Wasn't that a cartoon from our formative years? Maybe Fractured Fairy Tales or some such.
Posted by: Tonypete


* holds up sign *

"Don't remind me."

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at August 03, 2024 09:40 PM (DgGvY)

88 Wow. Super early ONT! whenever I've been in the central or eastern time zones, it's always so weird to me how damn LATE all the regular posts are.

Thank you for the ONT, MisHum.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2024 09:41 PM (HXGNm)

89 Okay, I'm just gonna put this out there right now. Tomorrow is thwe U.S. Coast Guard birthday. I done hoisted 2 bourbonds to Signalman First Class Douglas Munro WW II Medal Of Honor. After he was killed in the Pacific, his mother enlisted in the Coast Guard. We was badasses then.

Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2024 09:41 PM (LHPAg)

90 Little guy coming along sweeping up after the parade. Whoa!
Posted by: Eromero

We aren't really 29, are we? LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2024 09:42 PM (WXNFJ)

91 on that redneck hi-rise, I see pilings but no cross-bracing
Posted by: Don Black


My redneck engineerin' is more redneck and less engineerin'.

Posted by: Cletus at August 03, 2024 09:43 PM (DgGvY)

92 You're early, MisHum. I'm sure it's because of White Supremacy.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 03, 2024 09:43 PM (0eaVi)

93 62 It shouldn't be a problem but I have a feeling the adjuster will feel you out on the facts.

Am adjuster IRL. I'd say as long as it's a first party claim on your own HO insurance it would be covered unless specifically excluded. Less deductible of course.

On the other hand if the claim was against a plumber - third party - who may have recently done work on the valves, then it could get a little trickier. If damages were substantial, then engineering company may want to do a forensic test on the valves to determine if manufacturer defect or shoddy workmanship.

Sometimes policies exclude shoddy workmanship.

Sorry to be a thread killer.
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at August 03, 2024 09:32 PM (AdbLi)


Fvcking insurance adjusters!!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Retired Adjuster at August 03, 2024 09:43 PM (QXQ4l)

94 That last picture is best titled: "Flood Proofing"

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e sporco #08 at August 03, 2024 09:43 PM (qfLjt)

95 The Saturday Night ONT is neither early nor late. It arrives at the precise moment it is needed.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2024 09:44 PM (Aqu9a)

96 Clips of Michaela Montgomery:

https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/1819879387384442917

https://x.com/catturd2/status/1819828144720814464

Posted by: LizLem at August 03, 2024 09:44 PM (QAK8m)

97 88 Wow. Super early ONT! whenever I've been in the central or eastern time zones, it's always so weird to me how damn LATE all the regular posts are.

Thank you for the ONT, MisHum.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2024 09:41 PM (HXGNm)


You're welcome Nurse.
Nice to see you here.

I decided to post early since there was no Music or Movie Threads tonight.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Retired Adjuster at August 03, 2024 09:44 PM (QXQ4l)

98 Maybe Grand Canyon guy was that Splat I wanted early this week

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2024 09:45 PM (fwDg9)

99 Fvcking insurance adjusters!!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Retired Adjuster at August 03, 2024 09:43 PM (QXQ4l)

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In 20 years that might be an Olympic sport.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2024 09:45 PM (3Sugj)

100 Fvcking insurance adjusters!!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Retired Adjuster at August 03, 2024 09:43 PM (QXQ4l

Heh

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2024 09:45 PM (B1dzx)

101 Musical interlude...how awesomely cool. Nicely done ONT tonight, Hum!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 03, 2024 09:45 PM (u5mis)

102 Claims manager for 34 years here. All lines. Hated every minute of it except for the friends I made and the knowledge I gained.

Posted by: polynikes

Just six on my end, but i'm an IA in the field, so each day is different, and claims don't sit on my desk for months at a time.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at August 03, 2024 09:45 PM (AdbLi)

103 Angels in Heaven - Chris Rodrigues & the Spoon Lady

Holy smokes. Tempo is the life blood of a great performance. 5 beats different in either direction and the poetry would have vanished. When the tempo is at perfection everything else becomes inevitable.

Speaking of tempo, I call you and raise you with
Me and the Devil Blues - Edward Phillips

Edward is the best delta blues player I have heard in, checks watch, decades. His performances are dope as we say in music class.

https://youtu.be/Y1tNz6gZn-Y

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at August 03, 2024 09:47 PM (WsTZq)

104 Mmm, blood orange cocktail.

I'm watching "Hillbilly Elegy" again. Good solid performances all around.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 03, 2024 09:48 PM (kpS4V)

105 101 Musical interlude...how awesomely cool. Nicely done ONT tonight, Hum!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 03, 2024 09:45 PM (u5mis)


The ONT Musical Interlude tries to entertain.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Retired Adjuster at August 03, 2024 09:49 PM (QXQ4l)

106 You heard it here first!

MRC NewsBusters
@newsbusters
Adam Kinzinger claims that there's "nothing more conservative" than voting for Kamala Harris

https://is.gd/SQvLJQ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 03, 2024 09:49 PM (L/fGl)

107 Kamala Harris thinks 'the cloud' literally 'exists above us':
"No longer are you keeping those private files in some file cabinet. It's on your laptop, and it's then therefore up here in this cloud, that exists above us. It's no longer in a physical place."


she said that shit
https://x.com/EricAbbenante/status/
1819797240052920758

Posted by: Don Black at August 03, 2024 09:50 PM (/7KEl)

108 A bluegrass version of Yes classic 'Owner of a Lonely Heart' was neat. Good pick!
Posted by: Puddleglum


The Cleverlys are.

I like their cover of Gagnam Style. Sung in Korean, according to the comments, even if he's just singing it phonetically.

https://youtu.be/Z9s57UBMWdk

Posted by: mikeski at August 03, 2024 09:50 PM (DgGvY)

109 @LeadingReport 8m
BREAKING: The US government has accidentally sent at least $239 million in development assistance to the Taliban since 2021 due to the State Department's failure to properly vet award recipients, according to a new report.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 03, 2024 09:38 PM (IG4Id)


I am sure the $23.9 million (10% fee) was well spent for worthy causes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 03, 2024 09:50 PM (hOUT3)

110 The Cleverlys. Superb. Thanks MisHum.

Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2024 09:51 PM (LHPAg)

111 "The northern section of the Green Acres subdivision, west of highway 171 on the extreme northwest side of DeRidder, ...
_Wiki
--------------------

Now you know.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2024 09:51 PM (vWeTL)

112 Got Columbo on the work TV. The bad guy of the week is Jack Cassidy, who was a solid actor. I remember him in the Eiger Sanction. Died in the mid 70s. Only 49 or so. A fire at his house.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 03, 2024 09:51 PM (BW+Gb)

113 The Grand Canyon is a killing machine.

https://tinyurl.com/4rhu9dp2

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 03, 2024 09:51 PM (elaR+)

114 107 Kamala Harris thinks 'the cloud' literally 'exists above us':
"No longer are you keeping those private files in some file cabinet. It's on your laptop, and it's then therefore up here in this cloud, that exists above us. It's no longer in a physical place."


she said that shit

------------

She could have used a Venn diagram to show how your photos are now somewhere in space.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2024 09:52 PM (3Sugj)

115 Buttresses, guy wires, cross trusses, Scottish canal wheel...

Just nevermind the architecture and 'static' engineering on the house trailer.

Look at the plumbing. Look. At. It.
It's a sort of septic tank in the sky.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 03, 2024 09:52 PM (zdLoL)

116 106 You heard it here first!

MRC NewsBusters
@newsbusters
Adam Kinzinger claims that there's "nothing more conservative" than voting for Kamala Harris

https://is.gd/SQvLJQ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,



Adam likes sipping lady dicks. He's straight you know.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 03, 2024 09:52 PM (BW+Gb)

117 When you are ready for the Saturday Night ONT, the Saturday Night ONT will present itself to you

Posted by: Don Black at August 03, 2024 09:53 PM (/7KEl)

118 And please please PLEASE keep JT in your prayers.

I miss him and his cheery disposition and his birdbath updates.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2024 09:53 PM (/PkxG)

119 @newsbusters
Adam Kinzinger claims that there's "nothing more conservative" than voting for Kamala Harris
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


In the dictionary sense of the word, yes. You're conserving everything FJB has done for the last four years.

Posted by: mikeski at August 03, 2024 09:53 PM (DgGvY)

120
I'm watching "Hillbilly Elegy" again. Good solid performances all around.
Posted by: All Hail Eris


What would be the title of the story of Kamala Harris?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2024 09:54 PM (63Dwl)

121 So...
... a pole-vaulter knocked off the horizontal bar with his big weiner.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2024 09:54 PM (lhenN)

122 Ted Lieu
@tedlieu
Kamala Harris = main character energy
Donald Trump = old

-
You can trust him. A few weeks ago he assured us that Biden was sharp as tack!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 03, 2024 09:54 PM (L/fGl)

123 28 8 That mobile home looks...defensible.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2024 09:08 PM (JvZF+)

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Seems vulnerable to mortar fire.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2024 09:20 PM (3Sugj)
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It needs the flashing beacon up top to warn low flying hillbilly airmen and Boeing pilots.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e sporco #88 at August 03, 2024 09:54 PM (qfLjt)

124 Funniest political snark I have heard in a while: The reason that Biden's double was so spry and tall that one day was because the usual one had to fly separate from the official group on commercial airlines, and his ticket got screwed up by the Crowd Strike outage on ticketing and flight systems

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2024 09:54 PM (D7oie)

125
she said that shit
https://x.com/EricAbbenante/status/
1819797240052920758
Posted by: Don Black
----------------------------

Good botox job on her lips.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2024 09:55 PM (vWeTL)

126 So...
... a pole-vaulter knocked off the horizontal bar with his big weiner.
Posted by: BourbonChicken


* winces *

Posted by: every 'Ron right now at August 03, 2024 09:55 PM (DgGvY)

127
BREAKING
National Parks Kill Again

Posted by: Don Black at August 03, 2024 09:55 PM (/7KEl)

128 Odds we will have a debate in September?

Which side will cave?
Posted by: Shenanigans at August 03, 2024 09:33 PM (lcyZw)


Trump went golfing the day after he got shot, you guess.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2024 09:55 PM (D7oie)

129 Got all the sprayfoam and duct tape on the trailer frame today, Monday will go pick up the steel for the sawmill track extensions.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 03, 2024 09:55 PM (vJiyU)

130 Hello? Hello! Is anybody down there?

Posted by: The Starliner Castaways at August 03, 2024 09:56 PM (3Sugj)

131 What would be the title of the story of Kamala Harris?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2024 09:54 PM (63Dwl)

"Blowing the Glass Ceiling"

Posted by: Dr. T at August 03, 2024 09:57 PM (jGGMD)

132

Kris Kinder
@kris_kinder
Listening to Jonah Goldberg’s podcast this morning. He actually said he would be comfortable with a Harris presidency. smh.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 03, 2024 09:57 PM (TGPs7)

133 124

Ha!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 03, 2024 09:57 PM (u5mis)

134 Fvcking insurance adjusters!!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian



Love is Love.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 03, 2024 09:57 PM (BW+Gb)

135 I'm watching "Hillbilly Elegy" again. Good solid performances all around.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

What would be the title of the story of Kamala Harris?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Hillbolly Elegy?

Posted by: every 'Ron right now at August 03, 2024 09:57 PM (DgGvY)

136 Kamala Harris thinks 'the cloud' literally 'exists above us':
"No longer are you keeping those private files in some file cabinet. It's on your laptop, and it's then therefore up here in this cloud, that exists above us. It's no longer in a physical place."

-
The angels got a good laugh at my silly dog pictures!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 03, 2024 09:57 PM (L/fGl)

137 So...
... a pole-vaulter knocked off the horizontal bar with his big weiner.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

That WASN'T a fiberglass pole he used to go up and over?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 03, 2024 09:57 PM (elaR+)

138 33 I see people like the Spoon Lady all the time but they ain't near as talented. Not with spoons anyway.

Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2024 09:22 PM (LHPAg)
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There's obviously hidden knowledge in your last statement, please do elaborate.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e sporco #89 at August 03, 2024 09:57 PM (qfLjt)

139 hat mobile home looks...defensible.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2024 09:08 PM (JvZF+)

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Seems vulnerable to mortar fire.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2024 09:20 PM (3Sugj)
----
It needs the flashing beacon up top to warn low flying hillbilly airmen and Boeing pilots.
Posted by: Ciampino

Seems vulnerable to a F-150, a big ole' chain, and some moonshine whiskey. Or if you prefer, red neck humor and some explosives.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at August 03, 2024 09:57 PM (WsTZq)

140 off, sock of multitudes

Posted by: mikeski at August 03, 2024 09:57 PM (DgGvY)

141 Odds we will have a debate in September?

Which side will cave?
Posted by: Shenanigans

I got twenty bucks (this weekends entertainment fund) payable at the TxMoMe, she doesn't agree to the Fox debate.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 03, 2024 09:58 PM (vJiyU)

142 I hope I sleep past 4am

Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2024 09:58 PM (fwDg9)

143 Hello? Hello! Is anybody down there?
Posted by: The Starliner Castaways

There's an ISS resupply launch tomorrow. Maybe they can return by hiding in the trunk.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 03, 2024 09:58 PM (VNX3d)

144 When the commentators are ready, the Saturday Night ONT will appear.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2024 09:58 PM (Aqu9a)

145 Fvcking insurance adjusters!!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Can you nominate yourself for comment of the week? Just wunderen

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 03, 2024 09:59 PM (AtzFQ)

146 127
BREAKING
National Parks Kill Again
Posted by: Don Black



KLIMATE CHANGE!!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 03, 2024 10:00 PM (BW+Gb)

147 Starliner Castaways could be doing new MST3K episodes by now.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 03, 2024 10:00 PM (zdLoL)

148 I guess that house is safe from flooding....

Posted by: steevy at August 03, 2024 10:00 PM (HJ9BW)

149 Posted by: COMountainMarie

Hey, did you have to evacuate?

Posted by: Some Rat at August 03, 2024 10:00 PM (vJiyU)

150 When the commentators are ready, the Saturday Night ONT will appear.
Posted by: Count de Monet

If you post it, they will come.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 03, 2024 10:01 PM (L/fGl)

151 Is that the shitter pipe coming down from underneath Bubba's penthouse?

Posted by: Don Black at August 03, 2024 10:01 PM (/7KEl)

152 . It's no longer in a physical place."

Neither are you toots

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 03, 2024 10:01 PM (H6AQ7)

153 130 Hello? Hello! Is anybody down there?
Posted by: The Starliner Castaways at August 03, 2024 09:56 PM (3Sugj)

Forget it. You're on your own.

Posted by: American Hostages in Gaza at August 03, 2024 10:01 PM (pIfcn)

154 And Bubba's got satellite TV, looks like

Posted by: Don Black at August 03, 2024 10:01 PM (/7KEl)

155 >Listening to Jonah Goldberg’s podcast this morning. He actually said he would be comfortable with a Harris presidency. smh.

Did he ever finally buy a pair of pants?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2024 10:01 PM (lhenN)

156 Kamala Harris thinks 'the cloud' literally 'exists above us':
"No longer are you keeping those private files in some file cabinet. It's on your laptop, and it's then therefore up here in this cloud, that exists above us. It's no longer in a physical place."

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Kamala, your cloud files are lost in the Ethernet!

https://tinyurl.com/yc3nnmvv

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 03, 2024 10:02 PM (VNX3d)

157 106 You heard it here first!

MRC NewsBusters
@newsbusters
Adam Kinzinger claims that there's "nothing more conservative" than voting for Kamala Harris

https://is.gd/SQvLJQ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 03, 2024 09:49 PM (L/fGl)


Yeah, I guess if you want to conserve your ride in the bucket to hell. She is your "conservative choice".

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Retired Adjuster at August 03, 2024 10:02 PM (QXQ4l)

158 50

MisHum quietly switched the blog over to metric time. Let's see if anyone notices.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2024 09:29 PM (3Sugj)
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Not fair, I was going to use 'inch by inch the hour hand inexorably inched its way closer to the fatal digit.'

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e sporco #90 at August 03, 2024 10:02 PM (qfLjt)

159 Oh Mickey Mouse, you're so sexy... and very fast.

https://x.com/_billyreid/status/1819813834837709187

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 03, 2024 10:03 PM (TGPs7)

160 Is that the shitter pipe coming down from underneath Bubba's penthouse?
Posted by: Don Black

Gonna be some terminal velocity sewage down that pipe.
Hope they went with a long sweep elbow.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 03, 2024 10:03 PM (vJiyU)

161 Kris Kinder
@kris_kinder
Listening to Jonah Goldberg’s podcast this morning. He actually said he would be comfortable with a Harris presidency. smh.

-
Western civilization is sooooooooo last century!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 03, 2024 10:03 PM (L/fGl)

162
I got twenty bucks (this weekends entertainment fund) payable at the TxMoMe, she doesn't agree to the Fox debate.
Posted by: Some Rat


They've already said NO

https://tinyurl.com/4x5r4rmx

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2024 10:03 PM (63Dwl)

163 I was reading today that the Boeing Starliner is kaput, space junk, baked. If this is correct Elon Musk is about to level up to possessing unimaginable super powers.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at August 03, 2024 10:03 PM (WsTZq)

164 156 Kamala Harris thinks 'the cloud' literally 'exists above us':
"No longer are you keeping those private files in some file cabinet. It's on your laptop, and it's then therefore up here in this cloud, that exists above us. It's no longer in a physical place."

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Kamala, your cloud files are lost in the Ethernet!

https://tinyurl.com/yc3nnmvv
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf



Climate Change is destroying The Cloud!!! Queen Kamala will save us!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 03, 2024 10:03 PM (BW+Gb)

165 There's obviously hidden knowledge in your last statement, please do elaborate.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e sporco #89 at August 03, 2024 09:57 PM (qfLjt)

No teeth, no scraping.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 03, 2024 10:03 PM (0eaVi)

166 Where is that house? The Bay of Fundy?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2024 10:03 PM (ZACBQ)

167 MisHum quietly switched the blog over to metric time. Let's see if anyone notices.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2024 09:29 PM (3Sugj)
----
Not fair, I was going to use 'inch by inch the hour hand inexorably inched its way closer to the fatal digit.'
Posted by: Ciampino

Thought I had missed that whole "fall back" time frame.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 03, 2024 10:05 PM (vJiyU)

168 Elon Musk In Space Rescue 911


In theaters this summer

Posted by: Don Black at August 03, 2024 10:05 PM (/7KEl)

169 They've already said NO

https://tinyurl.com/4x5r4rmx
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Shhhhhh!

Posted by: Some Rat at August 03, 2024 10:06 PM (vJiyU)

170 Climate Change is destroying The Cloud!!! Queen Kamala will save us!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum

The ozone hole killed it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 03, 2024 10:06 PM (L/fGl)

171 >>> I'm watching "Hillbilly Elegy" again. Good solid performances all around.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Glenn Close and Amy Adams did a brilliant job. It felt like watching a documentary vs a biopic, they disappeared into their roles.

Posted by: LizLem at August 03, 2024 10:06 PM (QAK8m)

172 You gotta wonder, how Cletus and his sister/aunt get that trailer up there with an engine hoist?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2024 10:06 PM (WXNFJ)

173 "... a pole-vaulter knocked off the horizontal bar with his big weiner."

He knocked it off before that, but the Big Weiner caught it on the way down. Made for great video.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 03, 2024 10:07 PM (Cus5s)

174 A friend came home from work one day and a hose to the washing machine had failed. Made a big mess.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 03, 2024 10:07 PM (+H2BX)

175 Posted by: The Starliner Castaways

And now, I wanna know where we are, where we are
And I know, there's a chance we'll be castaway angels
And I wanna know, for sure

https://youtu.be/85drl9-lqRU

Posted by: mikeski at August 03, 2024 10:08 PM (DgGvY)

176 Thanks for the Saturday Night ONT, Mis Hum!

Fantastic joke! Blondes are not always as dumb as we think, eh?

That "penthouse" is pretty amazing. The satellite dish on the front porch is a nice touch...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 03, 2024 10:08 PM (v/rAj)

177 Evening, MisHum and Horde. That penthouse might be quite practical in an area subject to flooding.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2024 10:09 PM (QjQFX)

178 You gotta wonder, how Cletus and his sister/aunt get that trailer up there with an engine hoist?
Posted by: Tonypete

Keep adding dirt while you're doing the pier blocks, then place the mobile, remove dirt.
Easy peasy.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 03, 2024 10:09 PM (vJiyU)

179 173 "... a pole-vaulter knocked off the horizontal bar with his big weiner."

He knocked it off before that, but the Big Weiner caught it on the way down. Made for great video.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 03, 2024 10:07 PM (Cus5s)

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Question: Was this in the Men's or Women's division?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2024 10:09 PM (3Sugj)

180 Did he ever finally buy a pair of pants?

He cannot afford them.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 03, 2024 10:09 PM (+H2BX)

181 She's a nurse; it must be health food.

Prison nurse’s lasagna found to have an extra layer of cocaine and marijuana.

https://is.gd/xNtKXB

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 03, 2024 10:10 PM (L/fGl)

182 If Trump had said that inane cloud comment, he'd be done. The media would spin it all week, like they tried to with the gorilla channel and injecting bleach.

Could be she was on acid and it manifested as an actual cloud to her.

Posted by: LizLem at August 03, 2024 10:10 PM (QAK8m)

183 Algeria is proud and has the rocks ready... also tall buildings.


Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
“I feel good. It’s the first medal in boxing women in Algeria. I’m very happy” - Imane Khelif after beating up a woman and punching her in the face on live TV

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 03, 2024 10:10 PM (TGPs7)

184 I got twenty bucks (this weekends entertainment fund) payable at the TxMoMe, she doesn't agree to the Fox debate.

She won't even expose herself to reporters' questions, let alone have a debate.

The strategy is to have a handful of rallies, packed with celebrities, and rely on the MSM propaganda machine and vote theft to win.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 03, 2024 10:10 PM (uxCna)

185
166 Where is that house? The Bay of Fundy?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2024 10:03 PM (ZACBQ)

I’m just guessing, but that could be Deep South Loozyanna.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2024 10:10 PM (W4qJF)

186 149 SomeRat

Thanks for asking!
I didn't have to evacuate (yet). By the grace of God.
I'm still keeping my important stuff packed and by the door in case I have to beat feet in a hurry. Hopefully rain in the next couple of days...
Bad summer this year😐

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 03, 2024 10:10 PM (u5mis)

187 Biden's basement strategy, Part Dos.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 03, 2024 10:11 PM (+H2BX)

188 182 If Trump had said that inane cloud comment, he'd be done. The media would spin it all week, like they tried to with the gorilla channel and injecting bleach.

Could be she was on acid and it manifested as an actual cloud to her.
Posted by: LizLem at August 03, 2024 10:10 PM (QAK8m)

I'm waiting for her to Wordsplain it to me.
Like Russia and Ukraine

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Retired Adjuster at August 03, 2024 10:11 PM (QXQ4l)

189 A band with a stand-up bass is probably good.

Barefoot musicians probably better.

Posted by: Miklos has shoes, somewhere at August 03, 2024 10:11 PM (1CnH+)

190 Posted by: LizLem at August 03, 2024 10:06 PM (QAK8m)

Amy Adams can play poor white trash really good. She was good in The Fighter as someone from Lowell,MA.

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2024 10:11 PM (B1dzx)

191 Hello? Hello! Is anybody down there?
Posted by: The Starliner Castaways

I was reading today that the Boeing Starliner is kaput, space junk, baked. If this is correct Elon Musk is about to level up to possessing unimaginable super powers.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram

Apparently they are still undecided. I hope Elon publicly offers to retrieve them. Put them on the spot. NASA and Boeing are gambling with two lives.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 03, 2024 10:11 PM (AtzFQ)

192 I just adore a penthouse view

Posted by: Lisa Douglas at August 03, 2024 10:12 PM (Aqu9a)

193 The pole vault failure clip is spectacular. He may not win a gold medal but he did win galactic level bragging rights.

https://tinyurl.com/48md8ywu

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at August 03, 2024 10:12 PM (WsTZq)

194 Good evening everyone. Got home today from my two week beach vacation. Annnnnnnd, discovered a leak from one of the valves under the kitchen sink. Been going on there for awhile.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2024 09:11 PM (WXNFJ)
* * * *
Been there, did that. Good luck with the repair. Not sure if it has been already recommended, but X-treme Mats with the alarm are fantastic for under the sink. Order online and get free shipping, sometimes a free alarm.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 03, 2024 10:13 PM (v/rAj)

195 "... a pole-vaulter knocked off the horizontal bar with his big weiner."

Question: Was this in the Men's or Women's division?
Posted by: Cicero


Threadwiener?

Posted by: mikeski at August 03, 2024 10:13 PM (DgGvY)

196 So, Hezbollah fired a bunch of rockets into Northern Israel, but it is not the Big Strike that everyone is expecting.

One theory is that Hezbollah is using Israel's defensive responses to the attack to figure out where the weak points are in Israel's defenses.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 03, 2024 10:13 PM (uxCna)

197 I'm still keeping my important stuff packed and by the door in case I have to beat feet in a hurry. Hopefully rain in the next couple of days...
Bad summer this year😐
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Pickup trucks are Practical.

Hope you remain well.

Posted by: Miklos the Preppy Prepper, bass Weejuns and a Toyota Tacoma at August 03, 2024 10:13 PM (1CnH+)

198 Mystery click made me lol

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 03, 2024 10:13 PM (Ka3bZ)

199 Posted by: COMountainMarie

Good to hear! Hope the good news continues.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 03, 2024 10:13 PM (vJiyU)

200 It's at least 50/50 our Dear Leaders ask China to help with the stuck Boeingnauts because Elon is all ickky.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 03, 2024 10:14 PM (pIfcn)

201 "... a pole-vaulter knocked off the horizontal bar with his big weiner."

Question: Was this in the Men's or Women's division?
Posted by: Cicero

Threadwiener?
Posted by: mikeski

When Physics and Biology intersect.

Posted by: Miklos figures that had to hurt at August 03, 2024 10:14 PM (1CnH+)

202 >>> https://tinyurl.com/4x5r4rmx

Well she already committed to debating me too, so...

Posted by: JD Vance, chameleon slayer at August 03, 2024 10:15 PM (QAK8m)

203 One theory is that Hezbollah is using Israel's defensive responses to the attack to figure out where the weak points are in Israel's defenses.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 03, 2024 10:13 PM (uxCna)


Also an effective way of using up Israel's finite defense resources!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 03, 2024 10:15 PM (hOUT3)

204 Something's going down... and it isn't Kamola this time around...


The Enforcer
@ItsTheEnforcer
🚨BREAKING/ALERT: The United States & United Kingdom have told citizens to leave Lebanon “immediately” and buy “any available ticket” to escape while they can.

Clearly, intel has been received indicating that something horrific is about to happen.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 03, 2024 10:15 PM (TGPs7)

205 Watched Abigail (2024)
Fun horror movie that doesn't take itself seriously
Best watched without watching trailer

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 03, 2024 10:16 PM (Ka3bZ)

206 Also an effective way of using up Israel's finite defense resources!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 03, 2024 10:15 PM (hOUT3)

That's the plan!

Posted by: Biden/Harris Maladmin.... We mean, Iran at August 03, 2024 10:16 PM (0eaVi)

207 198 Mystery click made me lol
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 03, 2024 10:13 PM (Ka3bZ)


That's probably worth a couple of Hail Mary's and $25 to the Orphans Fund.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Retired Adjuster at August 03, 2024 10:16 PM (QXQ4l)

208 I tuned into the Olympics because women's beach volleyball was on.
When did they change the outfits? Why was I not consulted?

They are significantly less interesting than the last Olympics I watched in 2000. This sucks.

Posted by: Fozzy at August 03, 2024 10:16 PM (rVI/O)

209
112 Got Columbo on the work TV. The bad guy of the week is Jack Cassidy, who was a solid actor. I remember him in the Eiger Sanction. Died in the mid 70s. Only 49 or so. A fire at his house.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 03, 2024 09:51 PM (BW+Gb)

It wasn’t just any fire - he was drinking and smoking in bed, fell asleep with a lit cigarette in his hand and his bed caught fire, burned him up in it. Bad, bad way to go.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2024 10:17 PM (W4qJF)

210 Mystery click made me lol
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

So

Chance of a stab-free Saturday

Posted by: Miklos places no bets at August 03, 2024 10:17 PM (1CnH+)

211 Now I'm starting to wonder what the designers of the aforementioned single-wide in the sky were trying to avoid.

Either the high water mark is somewhere near the floor joists, (don't think Katrina storm surge went that far) or it doubles as a fire tower.

I can imagine some fun outings with the boys in that place.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at August 03, 2024 10:17 PM (AdbLi)

212 Kamala looks like that cute little 8 year old that knows she's lying then looks at uncle to back her up. She's not that smart but she's a player.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2024 10:17 PM (vWeTL)

213 197 Miklos

Yeah baby! For me, I am the prepper prepper's prepper🤪
Try and beat it...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 03, 2024 10:18 PM (u5mis)

214 Spoon Lady Abby has toned arms, even better than Big Mike.

Posted by: Shipoopi at August 03, 2024 10:18 PM (t1uwd)

215 In the real Olympics the males competed in the nude. Back then, an ill-timed boner could take a pole vaulter right out of the competition.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2024 10:18 PM (3Sugj)

216 Got Columbo on the work TV. The bad guy of the week is Jack Cassidy, who was a solid actor. I remember him in the Eiger Sanction. Died in the mid 70s. Only 49 or so. A fire at his house.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Publius has documented the numerous times Jack Cassidy was invited to play the Bad Guy.

Posted by: Miklos so recalls at August 03, 2024 10:18 PM (1CnH+)

217 Kamala Harris thinks 'the cloud' literally 'exists above us':
"No longer are you keeping those private files in some file cabinet. It's on your laptop, and it's then therefore up here in this cloud, that exists above us. It's no longer in a physical place."

Remember when she had the fake kids over to talk about the space program?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 03, 2024 10:18 PM (r5tfK)

218
Globe Eye News
@GlobeEyeNews
BREAKING:

Russia has called on its citizens to immediately leave Lebanon.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 03, 2024 10:18 PM (TGPs7)

219 Now I'm starting to wonder what the designers of the aforementioned single-wide in the sky were trying to avoid.

Either the high water mark is somewhere near the floor joists, (don't think Katrina storm surge went that far) or it doubles as a fire tower.

I can imagine some fun outings with the boys in that place.
Posted by: Daisy Cutter

Perhaps the owners are getting ready for a brontosaurus, Tyrannosaurus rex, or pterodactyl hunt.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 03, 2024 10:19 PM (VNX3d)

220 @115 Look at the plumbing. Look. At. It.
It's a sort of septic tank in the sky.

@151 Is that the shitter pipe coming down from underneath Bubba's penthouse?
@160 Hope they went with a long sweep elbow.

I'm not keeping track of the 36 posts in between.
I'm just coming in to yell "PLUMBING THREAD."
Because we do have some dead-nutz plumb bobs here.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 03, 2024 10:19 PM (zdLoL)

221 Got Columbo on the work TV. The bad guy of the week is Jack Cassidy, who was a solid actor. I remember him in the Eiger Sanction. Died in the mid 70s. Only 49 or so. A fire at his house.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 03, 2024 09:51 PM (BW+Gb)

It wasn’t just any fire - he was drinking and smoking in bed, fell asleep with a lit cigarette in his hand and his bed caught fire, burned him up in it. Bad, bad way to go.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2024 10:17 PM (W4qJF

David Cassidy's father.

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2024 10:19 PM (B1dzx)

222 I looked up tonights Columbo episode because some of the actors would show up in nearly every single TV show in the 70s. Anyway, episode 'Murder by the Book' (1971) was directed by Steven Spielberg. I did not know he directed any Columbo episodes. Lynnette Mettey was in it too. She was quite the babe.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 03, 2024 10:19 PM (BW+Gb)

223 Now I'm starting to wonder what the designers of the aforementioned single-wide in the sky were trying to avoid.

Either the high water mark is somewhere near the floor joists, (don't think Katrina storm surge went that far) or it doubles as a fire tower.
Posted by: Daisy Cutter


Fire tower? You mean deer stand?

Posted by: mikeski at August 03, 2024 10:20 PM (DgGvY)

224 Publius has documented the numerous times Jack Cassidy was invited to play the Bad Guy. Posted by: Miklos so recalls at August 03, 2024 10:18 PM (1CnH+)

Father of David Cassidy, which means he knocked up Shirley Jones, who was smokin' hot back in the day (check out The Music Man). Much respect.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 03, 2024 10:20 PM (r5tfK)

225 "... a pole-vaulter knocked off the horizontal bar with his big weiner."

Question: Was this in the Men's or Women's division?
Posted by: Cicero

Threadwiener?
Posted by: mikeski

When Physics and Biology intersect.
Posted by: Miklos figures that had to hurt at August 03, 2024 10:14 PM (1CnH+)
---
Huh. I didn't know The Paolo was competing this year.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 03, 2024 10:20 PM (BpYfr)

226 For those of you keeping up with news from Israel add vivid Prowess on X and elderof ziyon. blog.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2024 10:20 PM (5MvGY)

227 I was reading today that the Boeing Starliner is kaput, space junk, baked. If this is correct Elon Musk is about to level up to possessing unimaginable super powers.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram

Didja see the Maduro /Musk X exchange the other days? Paraphrasing, Maduro said he wasn't afraid of Musk even if he is a billionaire. Musk responded asking do you have space lasers? Because I have space lasers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 03, 2024 10:20 PM (L/fGl)

228 Elon Musk In Space Rescue 911
In theaters this summer
Posted by: Don Black at August 03, 2024 10:05 PM (/7KEl)




I've seen this episode

https://tinyurl.com/e9j4wjjp

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2024 10:20 PM (D7oie)

229 That's a hell of a flood plain that trailer is in.

Posted by: GWB at August 03, 2024 10:21 PM (AWrpC)

230 Father of David Cassidy, which means he knocked up Shirley Jones, who was smokin' hot back in the day (check out The Music Man). Much respect.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 03, 2024 10:20 PM (r5tfK)

She was his step mom.

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2024 10:21 PM (B1dzx)

231 138 33 I see people like the Spoon Lady all the time but they ain't near as talented. Not with spoons anyway.

Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2024 09:22 PM (LHPAg)
----
There's obviously hidden knowledge in your last statement, please do elaborate.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e sporco #89 at August 03, 2024 09:57 PM (qfLjt)
'M'am, could I see some kind of identification?'

Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2024 10:21 PM (LHPAg)

232 215 In the real Olympics the males competed in the nude. Back then, an ill-timed boner could take a pole vaulter right out of the competition.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2024 10:18 PM (3Sugj)

Things that I didn't want to consider tonight.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Retired Adjuster at August 03, 2024 10:21 PM (QXQ4l)

233 "That mobile home looks...defensible.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2024 09:08 PM (JvZF+)
----------
Seems vulnerable to mortar fire.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)"


It looks like it would collapse with a good shove sideways like one of those walkers in Star Wars.
Posted by: fd at August 03, 2024 09:23 PM (vFG9F)
***

The two.corner stands. About three wraps each of det cord ought to do it. Or a 5.5 or better earthquake.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2024 10:21 PM (W/lyH)

234 Dead parachutist in the Grand Canyon - stupid, stupid idea. There are wind currents that swirl inside all those side canyons and they will throw a parachutist right into the rock walls on the way down.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2024 10:22 PM (W4qJF)

235 But he still hit that.

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2024 10:22 PM (B1dzx)

236 It wasn’t just any fire - he was drinking and smoking in bed, fell asleep with a lit cigarette in his hand and his bed caught fire, burned him up in it. Bad, bad way to go. Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2024 10:17 PM (W4qJF

My dad, who was a volunteer fireman, did that in his living room recliner chair. After we dumped the chair in the back yard, he ran around shutting all the windows so nobody called the fire department.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 03, 2024 10:22 PM (r5tfK)

237 Now I'm starting to wonder what the designers of the aforementioned single-wide in the sky were trying to avoid.

They are thinking of building structures like this on the Oregon Coast (well, better constructed), similar to ones that have been built in Japan.

Tsunami refuges.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 03, 2024 10:23 PM (uxCna)

238 That's a hell of a flood plain that trailer is in.
Posted by: GWB

I put the whole thing in a giant inflatable pool.

We's fine.

Posted by: Miklos the redneck discount engineer at August 03, 2024 10:23 PM (1CnH+)

239 Musk responded asking do you have space lasers? Because I have space lasers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 03, 2024 10:20 PM (L/fGl

Musk can troll with the best of them.

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2024 10:23 PM (B1dzx)

240 Whoa! How did it get to be oh en tee time already?* Where did the day go?

And whoa!² How did we get over 200 comments in fifteen minutes? Take it easy, y'all, we've got all night! (Okay, until Pixy Ynterruptus.)

*My mistake. Started watching Rick Beato's "Learn Music Theory on Keyboard in 30 Minutes" instead of looking at the time. As a self-taught keyboard guy, I know most of what he's talking about, but not all the terms. Educational.

Guess I'll watch the rest of it and catch the post after that.

Posted by: mindful webworker - far from first at August 03, 2024 10:24 PM (ospmu)

241 I am willing to give up my haiku time to Kumwaula at the TxMoMe this year if she shows up.

Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2024 10:24 PM (LHPAg)

242 Father of David Cassidy, which means he knocked up Shirley Jones, who was smokin' hot back in the day (check out The Music Man). Much respect.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 03, 2024 10:20 PM (r5tfK)

She was his step mom.
Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2024 10:21 PM (B1dzx)

Uh....

Posted by: Shaun Cassidy at August 03, 2024 10:24 PM (0eaVi)

243 A band with a stand-up bass is probably good.
Barefoot musicians probably better.


If you're playing barefoot, acoustic is the way to go.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 03, 2024 10:25 PM (zdLoL)

244 But he still hit that. Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2024 10:22 PM (B1dzx)

Come to the ONT to shoot the sh*t, walk away knowing something you didn't know an hour ago. Thanks!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 03, 2024 10:25 PM (r5tfK)

245 Russia has called on its citizens to immediately leave Lebanon.
Posted by: Mister Ghost

We've done the same. There's a touch of panic in this statement.

https://is.gd/RTK7bs

Multiculturalism sure has worked out well in Lebanon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 03, 2024 10:27 PM (L/fGl)

246 The only trouble I have had at Trailer Acres was with Mitchell.

That was War

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMNGxFJdsNU

Posted by: Miklos the redneck discount engineer at August 03, 2024 10:27 PM (1CnH+)

247 @mindful, if you managed to tear yourself away from Rick Beato in less than 30 minutes, that shows a lot of discipline on your part. I'm usually sucked in a lot longer than that.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 03, 2024 10:27 PM (r5tfK)

248 The stairs look more sturdy than the block.

Posted by: davidt at August 03, 2024 10:27 PM (i0F8b)

249 232 Mis.Hum

No kidding. I'm not too sure a gal would really want to actually meet that 'pole vaulter'...yikes!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 03, 2024 10:27 PM (u5mis)

250 Sorry I'm late, but I swear to the divine thst I thought they were portobellos.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 03, 2024 10:28 PM (65zPH)

251 But hey it's 2130 ETEX time. I been up since 0400. My ass is dragging and if I was 21, hell even 51, I'd be up till WaffleHouse time. But I'm 75 and I'm gone to bed. Tomorrow.

Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2024 10:28 PM (LHPAg)

252 Good looking drink there.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2024 10:29 PM (W/lyH)

253 That's a hell of a flood plain that trailer is in.
Posted by: GWB


Ida stuck some pontoons on thar, jes in case it ain't high enough.

Posted by: Zeke at August 03, 2024 10:29 PM (DgGvY)

254 Started watching Rick Beato's "Learn Music Theory on Keyboard in 30 Minutes"

I really enjoy Rick's stuff. He also does some great interviews with many of the iconic musicians of our time.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 03, 2024 10:29 PM (mH6SG)

255 I didn't have to evacuate (yet). By the grace of God.
I'm still keeping my important stuff packed and by the door in case I have to beat feet in a hurry. Hopefully rain in the next couple of days...
Bad summer this year😐
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Prayers up CMM. It's nerve-wracking. Two years ago we got a level 1 order. We packed the car and Mrs. Sock headed to our daughter's. I stayed. 20 mph winds blowing the fire right at us. A highway and one ridge between us and the fire. Half hour after she left the wind did a 180 and started blowing the fire back into the burnt area. At midnight it started raining and rained hard for two days. We get rain like that in August about once every 20 years. I pray you receive God's protection as we did.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 03, 2024 10:30 PM (AtzFQ)

256 Good looking drink there.
Posted by: Diogenes

Consumed

Posted by: Miklos has a Long Straw-repeat-Miklos has a long straw at August 03, 2024 10:31 PM (1CnH+)

257 Grand Canyon parachutist: what a dead dumbass.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 03, 2024 10:31 PM (ufFY8)

258 But he still hit that.
Posted by: polynikes


Out of context comment quiz time! Is polynikes talking about:

a) the pole vault bar
b) the side of the grand canyon
c) Shirley Jones
d) all of the above

Posted by: mikeski at August 03, 2024 10:31 PM (DgGvY)

259 252 Good looking drink there.
Posted by: Diogenes

I was thinking the same thing. How you doing, Diogenes? How's Joe?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2024 10:32 PM (hryr8)

260 Musk responded asking do you have space lasers? Because I have space lasers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 03, 2024 10:20 PM (L/fGl)

Not possible. He's not Jewish.
Also, it would be funny as heck if he revealed every Starlink 2.0 had a self-defense laser on board.

Posted by: GWB at August 03, 2024 10:32 PM (AWrpC)

261 The United States & United Kingdom have told citizens to leave Lebanon “immediately” and buy “any available ticket” to escape while they can.

Clearly, intel has been received indicating that something horrific is about to happen.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 03, 2024 10:15 PM (TGPs7)

Will Israel let foreigners trapped in Lebanon cross into Israel? Although I expect most "foreigners" in Lebanon are Lebanese-born who got "hotel citizenship" in Western countries. If they are muzzies, fuck 'em.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2024 10:32 PM (QjQFX)

262 Good looking drink there.
Posted by: Diogenes

Consumed
Posted by: Miklos has a Long Straw-repeat-Miklos has a long straw at August 03, 2024 10:31 PM (1CnH+)


Ummm...
Got any more?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2024 10:33 PM (W/lyH)

263 Pre-Orion Slave Woman Batgirl on MeTV right now.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 03, 2024 10:33 PM (ufFY8)

264 The biggest danger to that trailer on stilts is Cousin Thibadeaux doing donuts in his F-150 after a night at the club.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2024 10:34 PM (W4qJF)

265 Cheap hotel rooms in Beirut!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2024 10:35 PM (63Dwl)

266 It wasn’t just any fire - he was drinking and smoking in bed, fell asleep with a lit cigarette in his hand and his bed caught fire, burned him up in it. Bad, bad way to go. Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2024 10:17 PM (W4qJF)

I had a HS friend that went just that way.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2024 10:35 PM (ZACBQ)

267 Will Israel let foreigners trapped in Lebanon cross into Israel?

The expectation is that the border will turn into a very intense war zone.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 03, 2024 10:36 PM (uxCna)

268 257 Grand Canyon parachutist: what a dead dumbass.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

2nd person to die there this week.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 03, 2024 10:36 PM (elaR+)

269 They are thinking of building structures like this on the Oregon Coast (well, better constructed), similar to ones that have been built in Japan.

Tsunami refuges.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 03, 2024 10:23 PM (uxCna)


Knew a guy in Tillamook who said he proposed Bouncy Castles for surviving a tsunami. I think personal Zorb Balls with compressed inflation packs would be better.

Also imagine the Pop-pop-pop when the Tsunami alarms go off!

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2024 10:36 PM (D7oie)

270
Pre-Orion Slave Woman Batgirl on MeTV right now.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop


She was on a Perry Mason episode wearing a very tight fitting outfit.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2024 10:36 PM (63Dwl)

271 When I was younger, I had a fling with Shirley Jones in Arizona. Once I rocked her world, I put on my parachute, grabbed my pole, and vaulted into the Grand Canyon. The stage was set at 30 feet, but I tipped the bar with my Johnson. After I crossed the bar, and was over the canyon, I pulled the ripcord. My chute kinda opened, but I hit the wall hard and bounced to the Colorado.

My word as a Bite-Me.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 03, 2024 10:37 PM (VNX3d)

272 Got any more?
Posted by: Diogenes

You may order from Guangdong Long Straw Light Industry Pte Ltd.

Posted by: Miklos gets a small commission at August 03, 2024 10:37 PM (1CnH+)

273 CNN calls guys at a black barber shop low information voters because they don't give CNN the answers they want.

https://is.gd/lwmI53

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 03, 2024 10:38 PM (L/fGl)

274 The United States & United Kingdom have told citizens to leave Lebanon “immediately” and buy “any available ticket” to escape while they can.

Clearly, intel has been received indicating that something horrific is about to happen.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 03, 2024 10:15 PM (TGPs7)

Will Israel let foreigners trapped in Lebanon cross into Israel? Although I expect most "foreigners" in Lebanon are Lebanese-born who got "hotel citizenship" in Western countries. If they are muzzies, fuck 'em.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I am so relieved President Broccoli and VP Cackles are in charge. With that said, who in the f' is running this country as it might help me to decide how many tons for rice, beans and ammo I need stockpile over the next few days.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at August 03, 2024 10:38 PM (WsTZq)

275 They are thinking of building structures like this on the Oregon Coast (well, better constructed), similar to ones that have been built in Japan.

Tsunami refuges.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 03, 2024 10:23 PM (uxCna)


Thats as bad as the lahar warning system off the slopes of Mt Rainier in Washington State. One, they seldom work, and Two, it probably won't blow for another thousand years...or so.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2024 10:39 PM (W/lyH)

276 I'd be more worried if they told Americans to evacuate Northern Israel.

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2024 10:39 PM (B1dzx)

277 253 That's a hell of a flood plain that trailer is in.
Posted by: GWB

Ida stuck some pontoons on thar, jes in case it ain't high enough.
Posted by: Zeke at August 03, 2024 10:29 PM (DgGvY)

Beasts of the Southern Wild was a really fascinating look at the people who live in places like that. My wife didn’t like it, but I thought it very insightful, especially how the people who live there want to live on their own terms and are pissed off when do-gooder outsiders come in and try to mess with them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2024 10:39 PM (W4qJF)

278 24 Over night seems earlier than usual...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2024 09:18 PM (D/KNX)portobello.

This has been a test of the emergency Daylight Savings Time system. In the event of an actual Daylight Savings Time event, your circadian rhythms would he all cattywumpus for about another three days.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 03, 2024 10:40 PM (65zPH)

279 255 SockM
Thank you! This can be so devastating. I've had to do this evacuation thing in the past. You learn to be ready, but it's never easy...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 03, 2024 10:40 PM (u5mis)

280 Looks like Batgirl is going to ride Bruce Wayne's 'horse'.

LOL

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 03, 2024 10:42 PM (ufFY8)

281 44 10 Hi Horde! Thanks MisHum for the ONT!
Posted by: Iris at August 03, 2024 09:09 PM (n3DL0)

You're welcome, where is Team Hedgehog this evening?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 03, 2024 09:26 PM (QXQ4l)

"Team Hedgehog" was an attempt to get more hedgehog videos in the cafe but I feel a little pushy since I'm not often hanging out at the cafe threads....

Posted by: Iris at August 03, 2024 10:42 PM (n3DL0)

282 it might help me to decide how many tons for rice, beans and ammo I need stockpile over the next few days.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram

A metric sh*t ton is a good start. Costco might have them end capped.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 03, 2024 10:43 PM (AtzFQ)

283 165 There's obviously hidden knowledge in your last statement, please do elaborate.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto e sporco #89 at August 03, 2024 09:57 PM (qfLjt)

No teeth, no scraping.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 03, 2024 10:03 PM (0eaVi)
----
Traditionally Maasai wives would have front teeth removed thus.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i denti sono stati levati at August 03, 2024 10:43 PM (qfLjt)

284 If you are American and in Lebanon, my sympathies are necessarily limited.

Posted by: Miklos of much, but not unlimited Kindness at August 03, 2024 10:43 PM (1CnH+)

285 Multiculturalism sure has worked out well in Lebanon.

You know, it wasn't that bad for the first 6000 years or so.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 03, 2024 10:43 PM (zdLoL)

286 I have been watching Prison Break on Netflix. It occupies that place between "Escape From Alcatraz" and "Orange Is The Black." It think it has lowered by IQ by 20 points. I am hoping they come back over the next few months. Verdict: kill it with fire.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at August 03, 2024 10:43 PM (WsTZq)

287 Evenin’ All! It’s Saturday night! Woo hoo!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 03, 2024 10:43 PM (v6JzV)

288 Pig, the short rail car that can be picked off a train and sat on an 18 wheeler. Saw a house built on top of two pigs. They were spaced far enough apart that two cars could be parked beneath the house. Those containers would make excellent storage or if you are handy a shop.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2024 10:44 PM (vWeTL)

289 That's a hell of a flood plain that trailer is in.
Posted by: GWB

Gonna be lots of fun when the ground under those pillars doesn't subside evenly.

Posted by: Gref at August 03, 2024 10:44 PM (5fDan)

290 God, can the Biden team fuck things up any more than they have. Inflation, slowing economy, war in ME, Russia & China sleeping together, assassination attempt on a presidential candidate, current government being run by secret proxy, and what am I missing...

I'm thinking I should lock in some gains before the equity markets swoon on Monday.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at August 03, 2024 10:46 PM (AdbLi)

291 pissed off when do-gooder outsiders come in and try to mess with them.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Ima hold Butch, Killer and Miss Dixie off while you get the hell off my proppity.

Posted by: Miklos, Person of Color (neck) at August 03, 2024 10:46 PM (1CnH+)

292 @Anonosaurus, I like how the CNN guy gets in a plug for his Sirius XM radio show.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 03, 2024 10:46 PM (r5tfK)

293 I cut the water feed at the meter and turn off the breaker for the water heater if I go away more than two days.

Posted by: Cautious Cal at August 03, 2024 10:46 PM (CV8a5)

294 I feel like the more you read in the right-wing blogosphere, the more things you learn about current events, but also the connective tissue of history and culture.

A person who watches cable news for 30 minutes a week is a LIV, and if they watch for 12 hours a day they are still LIVs. Why they might through that phrase around, I don't know.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2024 10:47 PM (lhenN)

295 Early Lebanese ( phoenicians) founded Carthage.

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2024 10:47 PM (B1dzx)

296 Gonna be lots of fun when the ground under those pillars doesn't subside evenly.
Posted by: Gref at August 03, 2024 10:44 PM (5fDan)

I would hope those pillars have foundations sunk deep in the ground, and that there is continuous rebar and cement fill in them.

Me, I think I would go with pressure-treated utility poles, and fit them with some diagonal braces.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2024 10:48 PM (QjQFX)

297 I have been watching Prison Break on Netflix.

I watched Lisa Frankenstein on Prime.
Entertaining.

Then I tried out the first episode of My Man Is Cupid. Didn't know what to expect from a Korean rom-com, and I still am confused, but amused so far.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 03, 2024 10:48 PM (ufFY8)

298 Early Lebanese ( phoenicians) founded Carthage.
Posted by: polynikes

I thought they delendumed that.

Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at August 03, 2024 10:49 PM (1CnH+)

299 CNN calls guys at a black barber shop low information voters because they don't give CNN the answers they want.

https://is.gd/lwmI53
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Cute how he played that.
His "listeners" said they didn't speak for most blacks and were "LIVs".
Cute.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 03, 2024 10:49 PM (elaR+)

300 Yvonne Craig was the classic Orion Slave Girl. She wasn’t even a professional dancer, so she was astounded when the Trek producers told her that her scene had a big dance part. And even more shocked when she asked what she was supposed to do, and they said “oh we don’t know, just come up with something.” What she came up with turned out to be one of most iconic scenes from TOS.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2024 10:50 PM (W4qJF)

301 I have been watching Prison Break on Netflix. It occupies that place between "Escape From Alcatraz" and "Orange Is The Black." It think it has lowered by IQ by 20 points. I am hoping they come back over the next few months. Verdict: kill it with fire.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at August 03, 2024 10:43 PM (WsTZq)

=====

But Wentworth Miller is really nice to look at, and I love Peter Stormare.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2024 10:50 PM (16NmB)

302 How awesome is this

https://x.com/TheFigen_/status/
1819531179617337656

Posted by: Don Black at August 03, 2024 10:50 PM (/7KEl)

303 how the people who live there want to live on their own terms and are pissed off when do-gooder outsiders come in and try to mess with them. Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2024 10:39 PM (W4qJF)

@TomServo, I think you're a Houstonian too. That totally describes Ron Paul's old Congressional district in Brazoria County (Troy Nehls now, but the boundaries have changed some).

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 03, 2024 10:51 PM (r5tfK)

304 They are thinking of building structures like this on the Oregon Coast

Sort of. Grad 8 gastar coated re-rod cast all the way up through solid concrete inside the block, and then threaded at the top and cranked down to about 200 foot-pounds. "But mostly..."

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 03, 2024 10:51 PM (zdLoL)

305 Jack Cassidy had been out that night with Nanette Fabray. She dropped him off at his penthouse apartment, then he went upstairs and burned down the joint.

Posted by: Tinseltown Tales at August 03, 2024 10:51 PM (CV8a5)

306 it might help me to decide how many tons for rice, beans and ammo I need stockpile over the next few days.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram


get a couple of five gallon buckets of each. It keeps a long time and you can always eat it when times are good, also.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2024 10:52 PM (D7oie)

307 trump knows how to please a crowd

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2024 10:52 PM (D7oie)

308 And oh my!
Where can this ONT go?!
I love it here!
Of course, I'll probably head over to the AoS lounge. Hopefully I don't get the crooked table. I usually do, and then have to put a pack of matches under the rickedy leg...oh well...
Bartender! Drinks for me and my pals!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 03, 2024 10:52 PM (u5mis)

309 Marty Ingles was Shirley Jones's first husband, IIRC. Her autobiography credits him for getting her into some kinky stuff, which she did not seem to regret, the little minx...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 03, 2024 10:53 PM (t7Bqe)

310 Jack Cassidy had been out that night with Nanette Fabray. She dropped him off at his penthouse apartment, then he went upstairs and burned down the joint.
Posted by: Tinseltown Tales

Must have been one hell of a bad date.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 03, 2024 10:53 PM (elaR+)

311 Father of David Cassidy, which means he knocked up Shirley Jones, who was smokin' hot back in the day (check out The Music Man). Much respect.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 03, 2024 10:20 PM

-------------

He was stepdad to David Cassidy, but did have 3 or 4 kids with Shirley Jones. In her memoirs, Jones relates that they often did the nasty in her trailer on the Partridge Family soundstage.

Posted by: Bigsmith at August 03, 2024 10:53 PM (1Au9i)

312 I've seen this episode

https://tinyurl.com/e9j4wjjp
Posted by: Kindltot
-----------------------------

You have many divergent sources of information.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2024 10:53 PM (vWeTL)

313 TomServo, I think you're a Houstonian too. That totally describes Ron Paul's old Congressional district in Brazoria County (Troy Nehls now, but the boundaries have changed some).
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 03, 2024 10:51 PM (r5tfK)

Yep. Get a lot crime stories coming out of similar looking homesteads.

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2024 10:54 PM (B1dzx)

314 >They are thinking of building structures like this on the Oregon Coast

heh

Posted by: Earthquake at August 03, 2024 10:54 PM (i0F8b)

315 it might help me to decide how many tons for rice, beans and ammo I need stockpile over the next few days.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram

get a couple of five gallon buckets of each. It keeps a long time and you can always eat it when times are good, also.
Posted by: Kindltot

The ammo is pretty crunchy.

Posted by: Miklos combines with some Count Chocula at August 03, 2024 10:54 PM (1CnH+)

316 Multiculturalism sure has worked out well in Lebanon.

IIRC Lebanon was fine until Yassir Arafat moved in and started dropping turds all over the place.

Posted by: if you ever thought Jews are annoying, look at the alternative at August 03, 2024 10:55 PM (gKWVE)

317 "How awesome is this"

It would be more awesome if you would post a link people didn't have to re-assemble. Even though it wasn't long enough to blow the margins in the first place.

Posted by: Outside of Life at August 03, 2024 10:55 PM (89Sog)

318 Robin: But five men against one girl, is ridiculous!

Batgirl: Oh, I don't mind, I'm enjoying this.

Yikes.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 03, 2024 10:56 PM (ufFY8)

319 290 God, can the Biden team fuck things up any more than they have. Inflation, slowing economy, war in ME, Russia & China sleeping together, assassination attempt on a presidential candidate, current government being run by secret proxy, and what am I missing...

I'm thinking I should lock in some gains before the equity markets swoon on Monday.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at August 03, 2024 10:46 PM (AdbLi)


If, heaven forbid, Kamala is elected this November, we'll have a President who is more stubborn and dumber than Joe, who will make the Squad members look like conservatives, and who our enemies and allies will take advantage of every day and twice on Sundays.

Posted by: Gref at August 03, 2024 10:56 PM (5fDan)

320 315 Miklos
Just soak it in a little water😜

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 03, 2024 10:56 PM (u5mis)

321 *clink*


& g'night everyone

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 03, 2024 10:56 PM (UWgy2)

322 Peak Susan Dey >> Peak Shirley Jones

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2024 10:56 PM (B1dzx)

323 It wasn’t just any fire - he was drinking and smoking in bed, fell asleep with a lit cigarette in his hand and his bed caught fire, burned him up in it. Bad, bad way to go. Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2024 10:17 PM--------------------

He fell asleep on the couch, not in bed. His charred remains had to be identified via dental records and a ring he was wearing. Very sad.

Posted by: Bigsmith at August 03, 2024 10:57 PM (1Au9i)

324 >It would be more awesome if you would post a link people didn't have to re-assemble. Even though it wasn't long enough to blow the margins in the first place.
---


sorry
can I get you a tissue

Posted by: Don Black at August 03, 2024 10:59 PM (/7KEl)

325 I think Cassidy and Fabray were just friends, IIRC they had attended a studio Christmas party together that night.

Posted by: Tinseltown Tales at August 03, 2024 10:59 PM (CV8a5)

326 Susan Oliver was the original Orion slave girl.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2024 11:00 PM (63Dwl)

327 Afraid to know how Mrs. anchorbabe knows this, but apparently Jack Cassidy was hung like a horse.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 03, 2024 11:00 PM (ufFY8)

328 Ethel Merman showed up on tonight’s episode of Batman.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 03, 2024 11:01 PM (v6JzV)

329 285 Multiculturalism sure has worked out well in Lebanon.

You know, it wasn't that bad for the first 6000 years or so.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 03, 2024 10:43 PM (zdLoL)

There’s actually a serious point to be made here. Multicultural societies work ONLY when there is some powerful external force ready and able to use force to oppress the various fragments equally. Lebanon (and the rest of the Mideast) have always been ruled by Empires, not by themselves. Leave off deep history and just do the last 2500 years - first the Persians, then Alexander and his successors, then Rome, then Byzantium, then the Caliphate, then the Crusaders, then the Ottomans, then the British and the French. As long as that’s the setup, it can work.

But Multi-Culti societies cannot govern themselves, they collapse into civil wars and chaos when they try. They must be ruled from outside.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2024 11:01 PM (W4qJF)

330 Afraid to know how Mrs. anchorbabe knows this, but apparently Jack Cassidy was hung like a horse.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

But nobody could hold a candle to Mr. Ed.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 03, 2024 11:02 PM (vJiyU)

331 I'm thinking I should lock in some gains before the equity markets swoon on Monday.
Posted by: Daisy Cutter

Tim Cook: hits speed dial.
Warren Buffet: Hello
Tim: WARREN , WTF!!!
Warren: Life's a bitch Tim. * hangs up*

Monday might be interesting.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 03, 2024 11:03 PM (AtzFQ)

332 Monday might be interesting.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened


And NOT in a good way!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 03, 2024 11:04 PM (hOUT3)

333 222 I believe "Murder by the Book" was the first Columbo episode. Let me look it up, post button can wait...

...back from Googleville. There were a couple of pilot episodes shown in 1968, but "Murder by the Book" was the first episode of the series, aired in 1971. Directed by Spielberg, written by Stephen Bochco, who would go on to create Hill Street Blues and myriad other series.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 03, 2024 11:04 PM (65zPH)

334 322 Peak Shirley Jones was The Music Man. And Susan Dey couldn’t touch her.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 03, 2024 11:05 PM (v6JzV)

335 >>>If, heaven forbid, Kamala is elected this November, we'll have a President who is more stubborn and dumber than Joe, who will make the Squad members look like conservatives, and who our enemies and allies will take advantage of every day and twice on Sundays.
Posted by: Gref a
-----------------------

That Tablet Article presented by K.T. this morning hit the nail on the head.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2024 11:05 PM (vWeTL)

336 301 I have been watching Prison Break on Netflix. It occupies that place between "Escape From Alcatraz" and "Orange Is The Black." It think it has lowered by IQ by 20 points. I am hoping they come back over the next few months. Verdict: kill it with fire.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at August 03, 2024 10:43 PM (WsTZq)

=====

But Wentworth Miller is really nice to look at, and I love Peter Stormare.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2024 10:50 PM (16NmB)

Ah, you can look but you can't touch. Wentworth plays for the other team.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 03, 2024 11:05 PM (EVTi9)

337 326 Susan Oliver was the original Orion slave girl.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2024 11:00 PM (63Dwl)


Yup. She was not a professional dancer but she was yowza in her brief dances on Star Trek in "The Menagerie." Yvonne Craig was a professional ballerina in the mid-late 50s.

Posted by: Gref at August 03, 2024 11:05 PM (5fDan)

338 "Afraid to know how Mrs. anchorbabe knows this, but apparently Jack Cassidy was hung like a horse."

My mother used to say the same thing about Porfirio Rubirosa.

I never had the nerve to ask how she knew.

Posted by: barbarausa at August 03, 2024 11:05 PM (enw9G)

339 >>> 157
==
Yeah, I guess if you want to conserve your ride in the bucket to hell. She is your "conservative choice".
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Retired Adjuster at August 03, 2024 10:02 PM (QXQ4l)

"bucket"???

*sulks*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 03, 2024 11:05 PM (FnneF)

340
But Multi-Culti societies cannot govern themselves, they collapse into civil wars and chaos when they try. They must be ruled from outside.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Who will end up ruling North America?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2024 11:06 PM (63Dwl)

341 James Woods
Milton Berle
Forest Tucker
Steve Guttenberg


Legends in Hollywood. Never heard about Jack Cassidy

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2024 11:06 PM (B1dzx)

342 And NOT in a good way!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Friday morning, Elizabeth Warren even took to X and begged Jerome Powell to cut interest rates. Smells like panic to me.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 03, 2024 11:07 PM (AtzFQ)

343 The strategy is to have a handful of rallies, packed with celebrities, and rely on the MSM propaganda machine and vote theft to win.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 03, 2024 10:10 PM (uxCna)


It's a solid plan. Worked for Bye-den in 2020.

Posted by: RickZ at August 03, 2024 11:07 PM (gKDq2)

344 232 Things that I didn't want to consider tonight.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Retired Adjuster at August 03, 2024 10:21 PM (QXQ4l)

Dare I mention that wrestling was one of the main events of the ancient Olympics?

Posted by: tankdemon at August 03, 2024 11:07 PM (65zPH)

345 Ah, you can look but you can't touch. Wentworth plays for the other team.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 03, 2024 11:05 PM (EVTi9)

I just read that Wayne Brady came out as Pansexual. Just another way to say bisexual.

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2024 11:08 PM (B1dzx)

346 Susan Oliver was the original Orion slave girl.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2024 11:00 PM (63Dwl)


She was a good pilot too.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2024 11:08 PM (W/lyH)

347 Should I go to twitter and ask James Woods if he's hung like a pole-vaulter?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2024 11:08 PM (lhenN)

348 > Never heard about Jack Cassidy

Posted by: polynikes

-----

Clint Eastwood left him to die in the desert in The Eiger Sanction

Posted by: Don Black at August 03, 2024 11:08 PM (/7KEl)

349
Who will end up ruling North America?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2024 11:06 PM (63Dwl)

Lord Protector Barron Trump.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2024 11:09 PM (W4qJF)

350 331 I'm thinking I should lock in some gains before the equity markets swoon on Monday.
Posted by: Daisy Cutter

Tim Cook: hits speed dial.
Warren Buffet: Hello
Tim: WARREN , WTF!!!
Warren: Life's a bitch Tim. * hangs up*

Monday might be interesting.
Posted by: Sock Monkey *
-------------------------------

Everything will be up around election time,
Buy the dip today sell in October.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2024 11:10 PM (vWeTL)

351 My mother used to say the same thing about Porfirio Rubirosa.
I never had the nerve to ask how she knew.
Posted by: barbarausa at August 03, 2024 11:05 PM (enw9G)


There is an outpatient treatment for that now.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2024 11:10 PM (D7oie)

352 Yeah, I guess if you want to conserve your ride in the bucket to hell. She is your "conservative choice".
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Retired Adjuster at August 03, 2024 10:02 PM (QXQ4l)

"bucket"???

*sulks*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

You -really- want to share the chamber pot to hell?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 03, 2024 11:11 PM (VNX3d)

353 Greco Roman wrestling is one of the better venues.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2024 11:12 PM (vWeTL)

354 Ah, you can look but you can't touch. Wentworth plays for the other team.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 03, 2024 11:05 PM (EVTi9)

=====

Oh I know. Sad.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2024 11:12 PM (16NmB)

355 Afraid to know how Mrs. anchorbabe knows this, but apparently Jack Cassidy was hung like a horse.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop


Perhaps she saw him pole vaulting?

Posted by: mikeski at August 03, 2024 11:12 PM (DgGvY)

356 66 Odds we will have a debate in September?

Which side will cave?
Posted by: Shenanigans at August 03, 2024 09:33 PM (lcyZw)

Trump will. However, he only 'committed' to FOX because he wants Kamala to commit to show up on the date that Biden originally set for his debate. Once that is set in stone, he'll drop FOX and debate on Kamala's terms. He needs her to debate him before early voting starts.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 03, 2024 11:13 PM (EVTi9)

357 I just read that Wayne Brady came out as Pansexual. Just another way to say bisexual.
Posted by: polynikes

Attention seeking pervert. Who cares where you like to put your wanger , what you like to put in your mouth and if you like to have a man's cock in your rear?

Btw. Who is Wayne Brady?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2024 11:14 PM (vgY+0)

358 Pre-Orion Slave Woman Batgirl on MeTV right now.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

She was on a Perry Mason episode wearing a very tight fitting outfit.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2024 10:36 PM (63Dwl)

------------

Someone should a clued her in that a chick in a tight-fitting outfit is wasted on Perry.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2024 11:14 PM (3Sugj)

359
Clint Eastwood left him to die in the desert in The Eiger Sanction
Posted by: Don Black at August 03, 2024 11:08 PM (/7KEl)

The writer of that one was pissed off that nobody seemed to realize it was supposed to be a comedy / spoof on the action spy genre. I say if you write a “comedy” and not one single person laughs at anything you wrote, you did a really piss poor job,

I rate Eiger Sanction as basically a bad movie made watchable , even fun, by a really stellar cast.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2024 11:14 PM (W4qJF)

360 Afraid to know how Mrs. anchorbabe knows this, but apparently Jack Cassidy was hung like a horse.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

Perhaps she saw him pole vaulting?
Posted by: mikeski at August 03, 2024 11:12 PM (DgGvY)


Maybe she once saw him pommeling a horse.

Posted by: RickZ at August 03, 2024 11:14 PM (gKDq2)

361 291 Ima hold Butch, Killer and Miss Dixie off while you get the hell off my proppity.
Posted by: Miklos, Person of Color (neck) at August 03, 2024 10:46 PM (1CnH+)

The really scary part of that sentence is not knowing whether he is talking about Rottweilers or his kinfolk.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 03, 2024 11:16 PM (65zPH)

362 Well.
I'm guessing I better lurk now...
I so love the regulars here: I simply can't keep up....I'll be over here in the lounge at my crooked table, sipping cocktails of choice...
Catch youz later...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 03, 2024 11:16 PM (u5mis)

363
Someone should a clued her in that a chick in a tight-fitting outfit is wasted on Perry.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2024 11:14 PM (3Sugj)

It’s even more wasted on Perry himself.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2024 11:16 PM (W4qJF)

364 357 I just read that Wayne Brady came out as Pansexual. Just another way to say bisexual.
Posted by: polynikes

Attention seeking pervert. Who cares where you like to put your wanger , what you like to put in your mouth and if you like to have a man's cock in your rear?

Btw. Who is Wayne Brady?
Posted by: nurse ratched



A gangster and pimp. Scary mofo!

Posted by: Dave Chappele at August 03, 2024 11:17 PM (BW+Gb)

365 RE: insurance adjusters here:

My adult son has a Jeep SUV with only 35000 miles on it.

It wasn't running right, so he took it to a Jeep dealer/ repair shop in Phoenix. He had a summer job out there.

400 acorns under the hood. Squirrel also chewed on the wiring insulation & the rubber hoses. It's now being transported back to the STL area for repairs.

He has Comprehensive coverage with Allstate, but we feel like we're in uncharted territory. So bizarre.

Remember whenever you gas up, always check under the hood for squirrels.



Posted by: mnw at August 03, 2024 11:17 PM (NLIak)

366 Finished Beato vid, back to read the post and some comments probably, but it's practically time to log off and snooze. Not quite yet.

Posted by: mindful webworker - far from last at August 03, 2024 11:18 PM (ospmu)

367
Btw. Who is Wayne Brady?
Posted by: nurse ratched


The replacement for Cousin Oliver.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2024 11:18 PM (63Dwl)

368 Btw. Who is Wayne Brady?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2024 11:14 PM (vgY+0)

Black sketch Comedian . Probably most famous for Whose Line is it Anyway and his sketch on The Dave Chappell show.

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2024 11:18 PM (B1dzx)

369 "Trump will. However, he only 'committed' to FOX because he wants Kamala to commit to show up on the date that Biden originally set for his debate. Once that is set in stone, he'll drop FOX and debate on Kamala's terms. He needs her to debate him before early voting starts."

kammie already said no to the fox debate.

Posted by: Outside of Life at August 03, 2024 11:18 PM (89Sog)

370 Everything will be up around election time,
Buy the dip today sell in October.
Posted by: Braenyard

Warren Buffet cash holdings are at $277 billion. That's almost double last year. Something is definitely up. Might be a precarious dip.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 03, 2024 11:18 PM (AtzFQ)

371 “I so love the regulars here: I simply can't keep up....”

It’s like that commercial with old man with a dollar bill on a fishing pole - “ooh ya gotta be quick!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2024 11:19 PM (W4qJF)

372 Not that Jack Cassidy, ya goofus.
Jack Cassidy the bass player!

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 03, 2024 11:19 PM (zdLoL)

373 Hey, Jordan.

Hey, Nurse.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 03, 2024 11:20 PM (v6JzV)

374 Friday morning, Elizabeth Warren even took to X and begged Jerome Powell to cut interest rates. Smells like panic to me.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 03, 2024 11:07 PM (AtzFQ)


Her friends and the European central bank are losing money to the higher interest rates, and the Treasury is having to roll over the Treasuries at a higher interest rate, which means more money is needed to service the debt.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2024 11:20 PM (D7oie)

375 BTW

Thanks to all who gave me good wishes in case of fires.
Thanks all. Good night.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 03, 2024 11:21 PM (u5mis)

376 MeghanMcCain “No matter how much momentum and media love Vice President Harris is getting right now - I don’t know her excuses […]

Do ya mind? I’m still at John’s f’n wake.

Posted by: 13times at August 03, 2024 11:21 PM (PBfx1)

377 Hi Bulgaroctonus! Happy Saturday night.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2024 11:22 PM (16NmB)

378 Hey Bulg,
'Sup?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2024 11:22 PM (Ql5Kr)

379 Beam me in, Mr. Sulu!

Posted by: Wayne Brady at August 03, 2024 11:23 PM (mH6SG)

380 They can pack both the Supreme Court and the Fed.

Zero interest rates and 13 justices.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2024 11:23 PM (63Dwl)

381 >>>kammie already said no to the fox debate.
Posted by: Outside of Life at August 03, 2024 11:18 PM (89Sog)

I'm tanned, leg day'd up, and ready. I'll even bowl up the devil's lettuce with Kamala after!

Posted by: Joe Rogan at August 03, 2024 11:23 PM (QAK8m)

382 302 How awesome is this

Falcon-- check
Horse-- check
Hot Mongolian Babe-- Check
Gratuitous Violence-- Nope

This qualifies as an 82% on the awesome scale. Thanks for sharing, I will be re-watching.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 03, 2024 11:24 PM (65zPH)

383
Warren Buffet cash holdings are at $277 billion. That's almost double last year. Something is definitely up. Might be a precarious dip.
Posted by: Sock Monkey *
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last two days look like we may be on that down hill

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2024 11:25 PM (vWeTL)

384 You would think the AI for adverts would notice I hit skip on kumalas ads as soon as allowed...yet every flipping video I click on, there is that person, that horrible, horrible person.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 03, 2024 11:25 PM (vJiyU)

385 which means more money is needed to service the debt.
Posted by: Kindltot

Our money, not their's.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 03, 2024 11:26 PM (AtzFQ)

386 Fauxcahontas need not beg for a rate cut in Sept. It's a done deal.

What she should be begging for is "no recession until after the election" instead.

Posted by: mnw at August 03, 2024 11:26 PM (NLIak)

387 Yvonne Craig studied ballet as a child.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 03, 2024 11:27 PM (KAi1n)

388 265 Cheap hotel rooms in Beirut!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2024 10:35 PM (63Dwl)
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Also heavily discounted ammonium nitrate.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i denti sono stati levati tutti at August 03, 2024 11:28 PM (qfLjt)

389 Remember whenever you gas up, always check under the hood for squirrels.

Damned good advice. I almost lost a then-new GMC truck to underhood rodents. I'd been so impressed by the fusebox, snap-connected, airtight and water-tight. The mouse was, too.

It was warm in there, even in winter. Great place for a nest, so why not start a family? Something didn't click one day, and I got interested. A few more days and it would not have been salvageable. Wrote that one up for the car club newsletter.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 03, 2024 11:30 PM (zdLoL)

390 Happy Saturday Night to you too, Jordan. Kolchak’s up next!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 03, 2024 11:30 PM (v6JzV)

391 Beirut

Back in '83, I read that there was a parrot in a hotel lobby that learned to do a perfect imitation of an incoming artillery shell.

Posted by: mnw at August 03, 2024 11:30 PM (NLIak)

392 Yvonne Craig studied ballet as a child.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 03, 2024 11:27 PM (KAi1n)


I studied Yvonne Craig as a chi...errr...a young man.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2024 11:31 PM (W/lyH)

393 378 Not much, Nurse. Just watching the usual Saturday Night schlock. Kolchak’s next!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 03, 2024 11:32 PM (v6JzV)

394 Happy Saturday Night to you too, Jordan. Kolchak’s up next!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 03, 2024 11:30 PM (v6JzV)

=====

We have Top Gear on. Somebody drew a dick on Jeremy Clarkson's face.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2024 11:34 PM (16NmB)

395
Happy Saturday Night to you too, Jordan. Kolchak’s up next!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Angelique Pettyjohn's on now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2024 11:34 PM (63Dwl)

396 Add John Ireland to the list of actors who are/were...blessed.

Women always know who's on the list.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 03, 2024 11:36 PM (tBmO2)

397 389

Storing up acorns for the long, cold Phoenix winter to come, I guess. We feel like we've been struck by lightning.

Posted by: mnw at August 03, 2024 11:36 PM (NLIak)

398 Remember whenever you gas up, always check under the hood for squirrels.

I had a mouse decide that the heater fan squirrel cage was a good place to store the dog food he stole. Car smelled like dog food all winter. I finally replaced the squirrel cage.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 03, 2024 11:36 PM (AtzFQ)

399 400!!!!!

Posted by: tankdemon at August 03, 2024 11:37 PM (65zPH)

400 Damn

Posted by: tankdemon at August 03, 2024 11:38 PM (65zPH)

401 I've seen redneck penthouse very similar that bottom pic in Franklin Parrish, Louisiana. More trees around it though.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 03, 2024 11:39 PM (MsrgL)

402 399 400!!!!!
Posted by: tankdemon at August 03, 2024 11:37 PM (65zPH)


Oh.
Premature numeralization.
It happens to everyone.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2024 11:39 PM (W/lyH)

403 Eli Wallach is the perfect Jewish Mexican bad guy.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 03, 2024 11:41 PM (AtzFQ)

404 Jack Cassidy burned to death. Fell asleep on the couch in his apartment with a lit cigarette in his hand, right before Christmas 1976.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 03, 2024 11:41 PM (tBmO2)

405 Olympics chief defends Imane Khelif and Lin Yu-Ting in women's boxing

https://mol.im/a/13704931

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i denti sono stati levati tutti quanti at August 03, 2024 11:41 PM (qfLjt)

406 Sometimes Indian (dot) homes are built on stilts, to keep the cobras from coming inside to hunt mice.

Posted by: mnw at August 03, 2024 11:41 PM (NLIak)

407 Remember whenever you gas up, always check under the hood for squirrels.

I had a mouse decide that the heater fan squirrel cage was a good place to store the dog food he stole. Car smelled like dog food all winter. I finally replaced the squirrel cage.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened

A mouse thought that same place in my mom's Toyota Camry would make a good home.
It did until it the A/C got turned on high.
One dead little mouse.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 03, 2024 11:43 PM (elaR+)

408 People on the Sabine Riber between Texas and Louisiana put they house on stilts, and they paddle a johnboat out to the road and tie it on to a sign, they get in their truck and go to work at the plant at De Ridder and when they get off, they reverse course and go home.
Posted by: Eromero

I've met you in people space so I know better, but you just channeled PVT Rogers, a squadie from De Ridder that went to basic training with me.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 03, 2024 11:44 PM (MsrgL)

409 402 Oh.
Premature numeralization.
It happens to everyone.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2024 11:39 PM (W/lyH)

This is actually new territory for me. Don't tell anyone, but I am used to being late.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 03, 2024 11:44 PM (65zPH)

410 Eli Wallach is the perfect Jewish Mexican bad guy.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 03, 2024 11:41 PM (AtzFQ)

He was typed cast for a while.

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2024 11:44 PM (B1dzx)

411 Soft touch justice: Unbelievable reason why evil killer schoolboys, 12, who stabbed complete stranger to death with machetes are given anonymity by judge

https://mol.im/a/13701651

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i denti sono stati levati tutti quanti #01 at August 03, 2024 11:45 PM (qfLjt)

412 Olympics chief defends Imane Khelif and Lin Yu-Ting in women's boxing

Until proof is provided to the contrary the Russian analysis should hold. They have male chromosomes so they are male.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 03, 2024 11:47 PM (oZhjI)

413 People on the Sabine Riber between Texas and Louisiana put they house on stilts, and they paddle a johnboat out to the road and tie it on to a sign, they get in their truck and go to work at the plant at De Ridder and when they get off, they reverse course and go home.
Posted by: Eromero

Did a lot of fishing in that area. They had levees with rollers on them so you could push/pull your boat over the levees. Creepiest thing were all the red eyes staring at you from the water as you did it.

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2024 11:48 PM (B1dzx)

414 In Breaking Bad, the actor who played the old Mexican gangster (the one who used a hotel bell to communicate) was Jewish too, & didn't speak Spanish, either.

He was wonderful in that role.

Posted by: mnw at August 03, 2024 11:50 PM (NLIak)

415 Good - if non-typical - blond joke tonight!

Good music.

Good - for certain values thereof - genius award winner.

And fine living for the closer.

ONT gets a 9.5.

Oh, and the classic Master Card bj ad. Okay, 10.0

What's the ten words or less summary of the comments tonight? No time to read 'em all - gotta retire soon so I can get up and drink coffee. (MiladyJo just ground the beans, and it smells so good.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - closer my bed to thee at August 03, 2024 11:50 PM (ospmu)

416 3 Eli Wallach is the perfect Jewish Mexican bad guy.

After he got out of the ambulance corps in WW 2 he went to the U of Texas which is where he learned to ride a horse. Wasn't too much of that as one of the few Jewish families in Brooklyn where he grew up. I've always liked him . He seemed like a "normal " guy for an actor .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2024 11:51 PM (jIM8z)

417 What's the ten words or less summary of the comments tonight? No time to read 'em all
Posted by: mindful webworker

Leaks, kamala, swamp engineering bad. Susan Oliver, Yvonne Craig good.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2024 11:53 PM (WXNFJ)

418 And Eli Wallach was married to Anne Jackson for a very long time. Unusual for a Hollywood actor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2024 11:54 PM (jIM8z)

419 Webworker

10 words or less summary:

meandering; no focus; actors with big youknowwhats.

Posted by: mnw at August 03, 2024 11:54 PM (NLIak)

420 Maybe she once saw him pommeling a horse. Posted by: RickZ at August 03, 2024 11:14 PM (gKDq2)

One of my dad's friends once was (jokingly) talking about making a cow go moooooo

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 03, 2024 11:54 PM (r5tfK)

421 417 Leaks, kamala, swamp engineering bad. Susan Oliver, Yvonne Craig good.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2024 11:53 PM (WXNFJ)

Pretty good summary. I would have tried to mention pole vault, but ten words is very restrictive.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 03, 2024 11:57 PM (65zPH)

422 Maybe she once saw him pommeling a horse. Posted by: RickZ

One of my dad's friends once was (jokingly) talking about making a cow go moooooo
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon


Cow justthetipping? Ew.

Posted by: mikeski at August 03, 2024 11:57 PM (DgGvY)

423 This is actually new territory for me. Don't tell anyone, but I am used to being late.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 03, 2024 11:44 PM (65zPH)


That's what Mrs.D. used to say when we were dating.
Oh.
Ohhhhhhh!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2024 11:58 PM (W/lyH)

424 What REALLY happened at Manchester airport that led to angry protests

https://mol.im/a/13702669

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i denti sono stati levati tutti quanti #02 at August 03, 2024 11:59 PM (qfLjt)

425 Our money, not their's.

That's how this all works.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 03, 2024 11:59 PM (mH6SG)

426 400 acorns under the hood. Squirrel also chewed on the wiring insulation & the rubber hoses. It's now being transported back to the STL area for repairs.


For reasons that are not clear, the automakers are using soybean based insulators around their wiring.

Why anyone thought that wrapping wires in food was a good idea deserves to be permanently removed from the world of auto making.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 04, 2024 12:02 AM (rP48S)

427 For reasons that are not clear, the automakers are using soybean based insulators around their wiring.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure


Because inedible plastics are made from eeeeevil crude oil.

Posted by: mikeski at August 04, 2024 12:03 AM (DgGvY)

428 Friday morning, Elizabeth Warren even took to X and begged Jerome Powell to cut interest rates. Smells like panic to me.

Someone needs to tell the retard that she and her reprobate congress critter friends need to stop burning money.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 04, 2024 12:04 AM (rP48S)

429 Mob of racist thugs in violent Hull protest yell 'p***' as they drag Asian man out of his car and smash it up - before riot police armed with shields eventually move in

https://mol.im/a/13705833

Love how these are all racist far-right THUGS but non-Whites (BLM) attacking Whites, burning cars and shops, etc. are never called racists or THUGS.
--
thug
n noun
1 a violent and aggressive man, especially a criminal.
2 (Thug) historical a member of an organization of robbers and assassins in India, suppressed by the British in the 1830s.

WORD HISTORY
Thug comes from the Hindi word thag 'swindler, thief', and beyond that goes back to ancient Sanskrit. The original Thugs were an organization of robbers and assassins in India, followers of the goddess Kali, who waylaid and strangled their victims in a ritually prescribed manner. The modern sense, denoting any violent man, was first recorded in 1839.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i denti sono stati levati tutti quanti #03 at August 04, 2024 12:04 AM (qfLjt)

430 Because inedible plastics are made from eeeeevil crude oil.

Yeah, that makes total sense. NOTHING ON THE CAR WORKS UNLESS ITS BURNING OIL BASED DISTILLATES!!

So naturally, you make the wires out of something totally different.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 04, 2024 12:05 AM (rP48S)

431 For reasons that are not clear, the automakers are using soybean based insulators around their wiring.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure


Big Auto is in on it with Big Squirrel.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 04, 2024 12:06 AM (W/lyH)

432 Croc Looters!!
Profiting from chaos: Looters take advantage of riots to ransack shops

https://mol.im/a/13706221

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i denti sono stati levati tutti quanti #04 at August 04, 2024 12:06 AM (qfLjt)

433 This is incredible. Catholics and Protestants are quite marching shoulder to shoulder in Belfast, Northern Ireland, as they demand an end to Mass Immigration.
When these two communities are putting their differences aside and coming together, you know you’ve messed up.

https://tinyurl.com/55caevc6

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i denti sono stati levati tutti quanti #05 at August 04, 2024 12:11 AM (qfLjt)

434 it might help me to decide how many tons for rice, beans and ammo I need stockpile over the next few days.

National Guard will relieve you of all of that because of the 72 hour rule.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 04, 2024 12:11 AM (rP48S)

435
For reasons that are not clear, the automakers are using soybean based insulators around their wiring.
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Just discovered mouse-chewed wiring in my Frontier two weeks ago.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2024 12:12 AM (XeU6L)

436 He's no Reagan!
Inside George Clooney's own bid to become PRESIDENT: How actor used his 'calculated' anti-Biden op-ed and endorsement of Kamala to try and launch his own political career

https://mol.im/a/13663839

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i denti sono stati levati tutti quanti #06 at August 04, 2024 12:13 AM (qfLjt)

437 435
For reasons that are not clear, the automakers are using soybean based insulators around their wiring.
-------

Just discovered mouse-chewed wiring in my Frontier two weeks ago.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2024 12:12 AM (XeU6L)
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It's biodegradable. Built-in obsolescence unlike PVC or polypropylene.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i denti sono stati levati tutti quanti #07 at August 04, 2024 12:15 AM (qfLjt)

438 This is incredible. Catholics and Protestants are quite marching shoulder to shoulder in Belfast, Northern Ireland, as they demand an end to Mass Immigration.
When these two communities are putting their differences aside and coming together, you know you’ve messed up.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i denti sono stati levati tutti quanti #05 at August 04, 2024 12:11 AM (qfLjt)


Push coming to shove, they're Irish first.

I believe that makes them 'far right' by seemingly every European politician and media standard. Heaven forfend, wanting Ireland for the Irish.

Posted by: RickZ at August 04, 2024 12:18 AM (gKDq2)

439 When I pulled out the gas tank of my '60 VW Bus, packed in the small area between tank and firewall were about 2-300 really large acorns that don't occur around here. A squirrel or pack rat might have put them there 60 years ago, or 30 years ago, I'll never know. Couldn't see them at all until tank was pulled out. No wiring nearby to munch on.

Posted by: VW Drivel at August 04, 2024 12:19 AM (CV8a5)

440 Wasn't this message sent with the Planet Hollywood/Target debacles?
Fury over major gym chain's trans-inclusive locker rooms & really ugly guy.

https://mol.im/a/13705757

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i denti sono stati levati tutti quanti #08 at August 04, 2024 12:20 AM (qfLjt)

441 Well, I just made a handshake deal with a friend to swap some cars. He gets one of my long-neglected projects, a '53 Studebaker Commander coupe, to build an old-school Studebaker-powered hot rod. He gets body, chassis, engine, transmission, and most of the trim, plus engine dress-up parts. It's nearly all here, somewhere. And I get two of his long-neglected projects, a '49 Monarch sedan (Canadian counterpart to Mercury) which is complete, and may run, and an '83 Chevy El Camino, which is rust-free, and does run, but needs a lot of work to be road-worthy. I told him I will regard both these cars as revenue projects: make them run, and sell them off. No problem.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2024 12:20 AM (75zPW)

442 It's biodegradable. Built-in obsolescence unlike PVC or polypropylene.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i denti sono stati levati tutti quanti #07 at August 04, 2024 12:15 AM (qfLjt)

Fifty year-old vinyl wiring can get pretty crisp, too, let me tell you. I think Teflon makes the most durable wire insulation, but it's damned near mil-spec expensive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2024 12:23 AM (75zPW)

443 This man out here really selling “Say No the the H*e” T-shirts

https://t.co/RnIkbJdoj6

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i denti sono stati levati tutti quanti #09 at August 04, 2024 12:24 AM (qfLjt)

444 Well, this was fun. Tempus fidgets, though, so off I go.

https://youtu.be/sEj8lUx0gwY?t=13

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - that's fine at August 04, 2024 12:29 AM (ospmu)

445 Since they need time to identify the remains, I think he died NOT parachuting on the South Rim.

Probably looked like a Wiley Coyote clip

Posted by: azjaeger at August 04, 2024 12:34 AM (3/XaG)

446 Probably looked like a Wiley Coyote clip Posted by: azjaeger at August 04, 2024 12:34 AM (3/XaG)

With the little cloud of dust down at the bottom of the canyon.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 04, 2024 12:35 AM (r5tfK)

447 For reasons that are not clear, the automakers are using soybean based insulators around their wiring.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure


Big Auto is in on it with Big Squirrel.
Posted by: Diogenes

But where does Big Penguin and Team Hedgehog stand on the issue?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 04, 2024 12:35 AM (VNX3d)

448 Well, it has been a long day, and I am going to go to bed. Clouded over and rained a bit this afternoon, and cooled right off. More rain in the forecast, which is good, as we need it. Air was nice and fresh after the rain.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2024 12:38 AM (75zPW)

449 Daily Mail is breaking stories (Laura Loomer was there first and they credit her) that Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff knocked up the nanny about 2010, which was the cause of the first divorce. Unclear whether the baby was aborted or was given up for adoption. Woman got inexplicably wealthy and now lives in the Hamptons, 150 miles from her remote media job in New Jersey.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 04, 2024 12:40 AM (r5tfK)

450 What REALLY happened at Manchester airport that led to angry protests

So he beat up two female police officers that tried to arrest him and then started to choke to death a third male officer.

Wonder what the latter thinks of female policing?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2024 12:40 AM (oZhjI)

451 Nanny and the Professor

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2024 12:41 AM (63Dwl)

452 For reasons that are not clear, the automakers are using soybean based insulators around their wiring.

I've seen stories like this about other outdoor wiring being insulated with a nut based material and being destroyed when the local squirrel population found it.

But hey if the plebes not having electricity/cars is the price we have to pay I'm sure the elites will be ok with it...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2024 12:42 AM (oZhjI)

453 Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff knocked up the nanny about 2010

I mean that's how DOCTOR JILL Biden because a Biden so...it is a well padded mattress to fame and fortune

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2024 12:43 AM (oZhjI)

454 For reasons that are not clear, the automakers are using soybean based insulators around their wiring.
===

"It's a floor wax! No, it's a dessert topping!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 04, 2024 12:44 AM (JvZF+)

455
I believe that makes them 'far right' by seemingly every European politician and media standard. Heaven forfend, wanting Ireland for the Irish.


Remember it was just Xenophobia in the 40s that had America oppose Japan and its undocumented workers coming to Hawaii and Alaska.

Posted by: Tom Hanks at August 04, 2024 12:44 AM (oZhjI)

456 Tyler Pager
@tylerpager·1h
Full story on Harris’s day tomorrow which includes at least three interviews with VP finalists: Walz, Shapiro and Kelly. Unclear if she’s interviewing the other finalists.
Pick will be made by Tuesday at the latest
From washingtonpost.com
·4h
NEWS w/@yvonnewingett: Arizona Sen. Mark Kelly will also interview with VP Harris tomorrow for the running mate slot, per people familiar.
·5h
NEWS: Gov. Josh Shapiro is also traveling to Washington to interview with VP Harris tomorrow for the running mate slot, per sources familiar.
·7h
NEWS: Gov. Tim Walz will travel to Washington to interview with VP Harris tomorrow for the running mate slot, per person familiar.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 04, 2024 12:46 AM (9aVck)

457 What Emhoff did won't affect any voters, and if there were an abortion, wouldn't effect a voter either.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 04, 2024 12:48 AM (KAi1n)

458 "Full story on Harris’s day tomorrow which includes at least three interviews with VP finalists: Walz, Shapiro and Kelly."

Dunno why, but this reminded me of ICP's Dating Game song.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 04, 2024 12:50 AM (KAi1n)

459 But I wanna see Chicago burn...

Jack Poso 🇺🇸
@JackPosobiec
Hearing a number of high-level Democrats reached out to the Kamala camp last night and told them that Shapiro would be a “substantially precarious” choice at this point
6:28 AM · Aug 3, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 04, 2024 12:51 AM (9aVck)

460 Tim Walz is so neighborly.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2024 12:53 AM (63Dwl)

461 Probably looked like a Wiley Coyote clip Posted by: azjaeger at August 04, 2024 12:34 AM (3/XaG)

With the little cloud of dust down at the bottom of the canyon

That's exactly what I was thinking. Sadly, probably no bomb falling whistle on the way down followed by audible thud

Posted by: azjaeger at August 04, 2024 12:55 AM (3/XaG)

462 @JackPosobiec
Hearing a number of high-level Democrats reached out to the Kamala camp last night and told them that Shapiro would be a “substantially precarious” choice at this point
6:28 AM · Aug 3, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 04, 2024 12:51 AM (9aVck)
====

Very inclusive.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 04, 2024 12:56 AM (JvZF+)

463 Knocking up the nanny is a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 04, 2024 12:57 AM (JvZF+)

464 *having throttled the thread, slinks off to bed*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 04, 2024 01:03 AM (JvZF+)

465 @JackPosobiec
Hearing a number of high-level Democrats reached out to the Kamala camp last night and told them that Shapiro would be a “substantially precarious” choice at this point
6:28 AM · Aug 3, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 04, 2024 12:51 AM (9aVck)
====

Very inclusive.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 04, 2024 12:56 AM (JvZF+)


Until Kamalalaladingbat gets official convention nod, I don't think she's going to get the nod. Her unfavorables are as bad as Joey's, and there's still time to dump her. 3 weeks after Joey left the race and not one presser from her on that. No questions about Joey's brain and functionality. Is she assuming the role of President? Nope. Just keep her hidden, doing only heavily scripted appearances with NO questions (which she still manages to bomb).

She is the Orwellian Candidate, totally fake, totally made up for the moment, whatever that moment in time happens to be. Border Czar! Not the Border Czar! Right in front of our lying eyes. Orwellian.

Posted by: RickZ at August 04, 2024 01:04 AM (gKDq2)

466 before screaming ‘I am sane’

That's what she said 2 panel meme with prior "that motherfucker is not real" passenger.

maybe there's something wrong with the cabin pressure.

Posted by: DaveA at August 04, 2024 01:09 AM (FhXTo)

467 429.
Me MUM was born in Hull,UK. My oldest brother was born there.
I may need to go for a 'holiday' and 'visit' me relatives.. I wish ....

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 04, 2024 01:10 AM (BFOh4)

468 Man gets 15 years for stealing Jackie Robinson statue.

He should have just stolen the remaining statues the Left still want to tear down.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2024 01:11 AM (B1dzx)

469
2024 Las Vegas Report, because a couple of people asked. 1/2

I'm back from LV a few hours early. I missed Hat; he was unavailable until abut 5:00PM today, and I was soon to board a plane.

Uber works well in LV. Quick response, almost everything is close by. Plan on $15-$20 plus tip for most local rides. I susoect cabs would be $30+; if they're "there", no wait, but cost ... I like Uber.

The one truly interesting thing to report is the reality of Star Trek Las Vegas. If you attend, you are deep in unfriendly territory and heavily outnumbered, maybe 15:1. No one is likely to say anything, politics are unlikely to come up in the halls, vendor room, etc., BUT in the large theatre and maybe even the small ones, things change.

I understand that Star Trek Discovery his ending after 5 seasons, and the viewer ratings have been dismal.

Friday afternoon, one of the panels in the main theatre consisted of 3 actor/activists from ST Discovery. They struck many blows for Didn't Earn It, and ended up campaigning for Kammie, to the point that I felt the FEC should know (I don't have video).

Posted by: Arbalest at August 04, 2024 01:13 AM (FlRtG)

470 Something strange with tonight's Powerball.

Eight $2 million dollar winners, all in NY.

Ten $1 million dollar winners, all in MA.

https://www.powerball.com/

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 04, 2024 01:13 AM (p6u48)

471
2024 Las Vegas Report, because a couple of people asked.

2/2

These .. actors ... on a show with truly bad ratings (why??), with unimpressive next-big-thing plans (i.e., NOT promising, big-potential, new shows) were spouting off the usual Leftist anti-Trump talking points (at least some of which even I knew were wrong) in the usual overly-self-assured, excessively sanctimonius style.

Standing on the side of the theatre, I saw an image of the theatre audience (perhaps 1000 people) change from little-to-no motion to a blur of clapping hands, raised arms, etc. and shouts of approval, on cue. I estimate a response of at least 90% of the audience, maybe even 95%. All th eporple I met there were very nice, very likable, seemingly very intelligent and educated. But ...

Why was ANYONE listening to actors, again,from a show with truly bad ratings (again,why??), with unimpressive next-big-thing plans, about who to vote for in November. But, the audience loved them, like a dog licking up its own vomit.

I had the immediate sense that "I was in the wrong bar."

I judge the probability of me going to another ST convention, any ST convention, to be highly doubtful.

End of Report

Posted by: Arbalest at August 04, 2024 01:13 AM (FlRtG)

472 Something strange with tonight's Powerball.

Eight $2 million dollar winners, all in NY.

Ten $1 million dollar winners, all in MA.

https://www.powerball.com/

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 04, 2024 01:13 AM (p6u48

Yeah that’s going to cause a deep investigation.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2024 01:14 AM (B1dzx)

473
He should have just stolen the remaining statues the Left still want to tear down.
Posted by: polynikes
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I understand that the George Washington statue at Chicago city hall is available.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2024 01:14 AM (XeU6L)

474 Greetings! Apparently the GOP outliers are very upset that DJT dissed Gov. Kemp for being a backstabbing, two timing, son of a bitch in spite of Gov. Kemp being, in fact, a being a backstabbing, two timing, son of a bitch.
Of course, these days, you must have UNITY!
Even with the backstabbing, two timing, son of a bitch.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 04, 2024 01:15 AM (MeG8a)

475 Idaho Spudboy, we are moving out oldest and his fiance to Idaho next week.

Posted by: CAToken at August 04, 2024 01:20 AM (TmIyG)

476 Plan on $15-$20 plus tip for most local rides.

Huh? Uh...no.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 04, 2024 01:21 AM (mH6SG)

477 I lived for a few years in a small Northern Minnesota town. There I got to know the locals, the mayor, and the crap that goes on in a small town. The main groups consisted of the town drunks who spent all their days and evenings in the four bars, the pious shits who would die with their livers intact from spending their days and evenings in the four churches, The mayor and everybody that worked for the mayor whose only purpose was to appear to be doing something useful while not doing anything at all, and the rest of the schlubs went to work and paid their taxes and didn't pay much attention to any of this crap.

The mayor of my particular small town was a corrupt SOB who eventually got caught embezzling money from the town and not paying taxes on his other endeavors for years. But he did have his redeeming features because he hired us, the teenagers every summer to do work around town and by work I mean show up by 9:00 and go home by 4:00 and during those hours put in a solid 15 minutes doing something each day that looked useful. He was our hero because not only could we could be bribed we liked being bribed. Gov. Tim Walz reminds me of that mayor.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 04, 2024 01:35 AM (9ICrH)

478 When kamalamdingdong was expounding on the "cloud", please confirm for me that is a fake. No one is that stupid.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at August 04, 2024 01:38 AM (YQHH6)

479 The best statue fuckery story I ever heard occurred in Albuquerque. Onante was a conquistador who cut the right foot off a bunch of the locals when they got surly for being conquered. This left some hard feelings laying around for a few centuries that persist until this day. Eventually, somebody thought it was a great idea to make a statue of a conquering Onante on a horse. This pissed off the locals again and finally one of them had enough and then cut the right foot off the statue. From that point on Onante spent his days behind a high fence with his right foot missing. That right foot went missing for about 30 years and only popped up recently. Where it was remains of mystery to this day.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 04, 2024 01:41 AM (9ICrH)

480 Huh? Uh...no.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

It's Vegas in August. You're paying $5 for the ride and the rest is the air-conditioning.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 04, 2024 01:44 AM (KAi1n)

481 "To be is to do" - Socrates
"To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Sarte
"Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra

Posted by: As not seen on TV at August 04, 2024 01:49 AM (yfdeE)

482
Huh? Uh...no.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

I checked my receipts. Rio to HR Airport 5.37 miles total about $15 + tip.

My definition of "Las Vegas" (the places that interest me, and where I go) is Old Town south to Mandalay Bay, and maybe 1/2 mile either side.

We may have a different definition of "local"

Posted by: Arbalest at August 04, 2024 01:52 AM (FlRtG)

483 I don't know if this still works on Lyft/Uber...but, it used to.

Enter all your "stuff". Present location/destination, etc.

See that price that pops up? DO NOT click on the Green Button.

Wait 5 min. Wait 10 if you gotta.

If you see that price trending downwards, it's different drivers UNDERBIDDING the first "default" driver, in order to try to "steal" you as their fare.

When those prices stop moving, Stab The Green Button.

I used to do this SOP when flying in to Orlando, and save about 30%, every time.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 04, 2024 01:58 AM (kQgoX)

484 QUICK REFERENCE GUIDE TO SPACE ACTIVITY FOR AUGUST 4.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 11-1 - SLC-4E -
Vandenberg Space Force Base - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: August 4, 2024
Launch Time: 12:00 a.m. PDT
, 0700 UTC, 09:00 CEST
(in about 1 hour)
https://www.youtube.com/live/JpLb0LNal-o
____________

Northrop Grumman/SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Cygnus CRS NG-21 - SLC-40 - CCSFS - Space Affairs Live
ISS Resupply
Launch Date: August 4, 2024
Launch Time: 11:02 a.m. EDT
, 1502 UTC, 17:02 CEST
Launch Window: No launch window. Liftoff has to be immediate.

https://www.youtube.com/live/7Aw8GziHrCQ

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i denti sono stati levati tutti quanti #10 at August 04, 2024 02:20 AM (qfLjt)

485 Launch time correction
Launch Date: August 4, 2024
Launch Time: 12:24 a.m. PDT
, 0724 UTC, 09:24 CEST

https://www.youtube.com/live/JpLb0LNal-o

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i denti sono stati levati tutti quanti #11 at August 04, 2024 02:42 AM (qfLjt)

486 369 "Trump will. However, he only 'committed' to FOX because he wants Kamala to commit to show up on the date that Biden originally set for his debate. Once that is set in stone, he'll drop FOX and debate on Kamala's terms. He needs her to debate him before early voting starts."

kammie already said no to the fox debate.

Posted by: Outside of Life at August 03, 2024 11:18 PM (89Sog)

If Kumala taught at a school, she'd be the head-master...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2024 02:44 AM (ynpvh)

487 I'd be more worried if they told Americans to evacuate Northern Israel.
Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2024 10:39 PM (B1dzx)
-

US State Dept. travel advisory for Israel remains the same since after the Haniyeh splodey:

https://tinyurl.com/4wdkkx89

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 04, 2024 02:46 AM (i5qaN)

488 Hmmm, the font resizing still seems to be a thing.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 04, 2024 03:05 AM (y31cs)

489 T - 9 minutes

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i denti sono stati levati tutti quanti #12 at August 04, 2024 03:15 AM (qfLjt)

490 He should go back!
Ride that Supermodel Express to 70...


NFL Rumors
@nflrums
Former #Patriots Tom Brady has not RULED OUT a return to the #NFL

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 04, 2024 03:38 AM (TGPs7)

491 tinyurl.com/yfruamux
Top 20 Tweets Posts Tonight: Chicken-mala Harris Ducking Debate With Trump

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2024 03:50 AM (fwDg9)

492 There is some good stuff on Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2024 03:55 AM (fwDg9)

493 Fox is as safe as MSNBC to Harris, but she wants to project that Marxist meme they are Trump backers

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2024 03:58 AM (fwDg9)

494 Alright, just amazing myself hete

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2024 03:58 AM (fwDg9)

495 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at August 04, 2024 04:03 AM (64Zez)

496 TECH THREAD IS UP

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2024 04:03 AM (fwDg9)

497 Sooooooo close to 500.

Posted by: m at August 04, 2024 04:25 AM (64Zez)

498 I'm pretty sure that house is on the way to Edisto. If it's not that house, it looks just like it. To be fair, the house I'm taking about is in a hurricane flood plane so the owners want it to survive a pretty good storm surge. If it is the same house, it is inland enough that at that hight, it could survive a cat 5 during high tide.

Posted by: Someone Else at August 04, 2024 07:47 AM (xpW4E)

499 PBAwYTSiEMZDObsG

Posted by: azVmgfiA at August 04, 2024 10:07 AM (P/df/)

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