Mid-Morning Art Thread

Clara Schmidt von Knobelsdorff ready to go out
Adolph Menzel

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 30, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

2 Art

Posted by: Rhennigantx at July 30, 2024 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

3 She seems young.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 30, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

4 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 30, 2024 09:30 AM (HJPAp)

5 Dammit, Sponge.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 09:30 AM (v6JzV)

6 Hope that chick marries some guy with a shorter surname.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 09:31 AM (v6JzV)

7 Does this bonnet make my head look fat?

Posted by: BignJames at July 30, 2024 09:31 AM (AwYPR)

8 Clara Schmidt von Knobelsdorff ready to go out

With John Jacob Jinglehiemer Schmidt

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 30, 2024 09:31 AM (HJPAp)

9
"So, Fraulien Knibblesdork...

wie geht's?"

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2024 09:32 AM (/7KEl)

10 Her pole dances take forever.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 09:32 AM (v6JzV)

11 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Great painting! She's ready to cheer on her favorite golfer. And yes! It's Geezer Golf Tuesday! Be sure to find your favorite golfing geezer and rub his, or her, tummy for good luck! Oh wait. That's Nurse's thing. Never mind.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2024 09:32 AM (W/lyH)

12 Dammit, Sponge.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 09:30 AM (v6JzV)

Who are you, my mother?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 30, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

13 'Bout time I got in a picture here!!

Posted by: The happy little bush on the right side at July 30, 2024 09:32 AM (PiwSw)

14 Nice painting but I'm not sure it's improved by embiggening.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2024 09:32 AM (IUd0M)

15 Mary looks pretty pissed someone stole her lamb.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 30, 2024 09:32 AM (B0mGw)

16 [x] trees - several!
[ ] dog - unless it's hiding under the big poofy skirts
[x] boobs - covered, but real

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 30, 2024 09:32 AM (FnneF)

17 Lovely painting

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2024 09:33 AM (7LtA1)

18 I would hang this in the foyer of my country estate

pretty girl, nice colors

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2024 09:33 AM (/7KEl)

19 Knobelsdorff > Knobgobble

Wait.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 30, 2024 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

20 She's got orangutan arms.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 30, 2024 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

21 Who are you, my mother?
Posted by: Sponge

Thought I was gonna be first.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 09:33 AM (v6JzV)

22 I am positive she is wearing high heel sneakers under that skirt!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 30, 2024 09:33 AM (hOUT3)

23

There is a very small midget strapped to her inner thigh, flicking her bean....

Posted by: Dirty Frank at July 30, 2024 09:33 AM (hbK29)

24 Prussian I think

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2024 09:33 AM (7LtA1)

25 " I am positive she is wearing high heel sneakers under that skirt!"

Baptist chic.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 30, 2024 09:34 AM (B0mGw)

26 I am positive she is wearing high heel sneakers under that skirt!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 30, 2024 09:33 AM (hOUT3)

But, is she acting like a queeen!!???

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 30, 2024 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

27 Love the pink.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2024 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

28 Like the colors, but its it me, or does her left arm seem a little to long?

Posted by: spypeach at July 30, 2024 09:34 AM (UuB/1)

29 Slump shoulders is in.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2024 09:35 AM (l/hRk)

30 I like her eyes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2024 09:35 AM (l/hRk)

31 Pretty lady, beautiful portrait.

Posted by: Tuna at July 30, 2024 09:35 AM (oaGWv)

32
Clara Schmidt von Knobelsdorff
Caught a very bad case of whooping corff
She died but what's worse
If you don't like this verse
Buddy, you can just go fuck orff!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 30, 2024 09:35 AM (eDfFs)

33 does her left arm seem a little to long?
Posted by: spypeach

*sobs, runs from room*

Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 30, 2024 09:35 AM (v6JzV)

34 I would never wear that dress on a Tuesday. A TUESDAY!? C'mon Clara, be better.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 30, 2024 09:35 AM (XHV46)

35 "So, Fraulien Knibblesdork...

wie geht's?"
Posted by: Don Black

Ahhhh, Fraulien Knobberslobber..
Posted by: Sigmund Freud

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 30, 2024 09:35 AM (HJPAp)

36 We would drive up the Avenue, but we haven't got the price
We would skate up the Avenue, but there isn't any ice
We would ride on a bicycle, but we haven't got a bike
So we'll walk up the Avenue
Yes, we'll walk up the Avenue
And to walk up the Avenue's what we like

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 30, 2024 09:36 AM (gbOdA)

37
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2024 09:36 AM (1Nxff)

38 It was springtime when she began to get ready.

[glances at wrist sundial]

Posted by: Baron von Knobelsdorff at July 30, 2024 09:36 AM (a6aWg)

39 Clara Schmidt von Knobelsdorff ready to go out

* roars up on loud motorcycle *

Hop on, Clara!

Posted by: Oddbob at July 30, 2024 09:36 AM (/y8xj)

40 Lovely. Could be my monitor, however it seems that the artist kept her head and face sharper while slightly blurring everything else. It's what stands out when first viewing it and she's quite lovely.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 30, 2024 09:37 AM (2NHgQ)

41 Can’t see the elbows.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 30, 2024 09:37 AM (Y8lzz)

42 Looks like Crinoline Period. 1850s.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2024 09:37 AM (3Fz6p)

43 I believe that is Clara "Jingleheimer" Schmidt

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2024 09:38 AM (JvZF+)

44 Her name is bigger than she is!

That face looks familiar to me too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2024 09:38 AM (J2vNu)

45 After waiting for six hours while Clara posed for the portrait, her date went next door and asked Helena Kling von Schnitzengrubenberg out instead.

Posted by: spindrift at July 30, 2024 09:38 AM (OguvZ)

46 There's a naughty joke to be made about Clara's last name, but I just woke up and my mind won't work that way right now.

Seriously, I thought I was a fan of Menzel, but this painting is new to me. Then again, the man drew and painted a ton of work. He was a machine.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 30, 2024 09:38 AM (BHrzb)

47 Beautiful painting.
I hope it's about 30 degrees out though or she will swelter in that outfit. It's no wonder they needed someone to help them dress.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2024 09:38 AM (t/2Uw)

48 >>> 27 Love the pink.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2024 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

Trying to come up with something other than 'yeah me too'. Hmm... seems like an unusual painting color for clothing (vs flowers)?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 30, 2024 09:39 AM (FnneF)

49 I dunno, she's got a sort of Greta Thunderscold face.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 30, 2024 09:39 AM (LxER7)

50 Can’t see the elbows.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens

They're real, and they're pointy!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 09:39 AM (v6JzV)

51 Clara Schmidt von Knobelsdorff ready to go out

She's very weird

Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 09:40 AM (8XibL)

52 There's a naughty joke to be made about Clara's last name, but I just woke up and my mind won't work that way right now.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 30, 2024 09:38 AM (BHrzb)

Be better, Pete. Be better.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2024 09:40 AM (IUd0M)

53 Adolph Friedrich Erdmann von Menzel (December 8, 1815 – February 9, 1905) was a German Realist artist noted for drawings, etchings, and paintings. Along with Caspar David Friedrich, he is considered one of the two most prominent German artists of the 19th century, and was the most successful artist of his era in Germany. First known as Adolph Menzel, he was knighted in 1898 and changed his name to Adolph von Menzel.

You know who else name was Adolph?

That Coors guy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 30, 2024 09:41 AM (gbOdA)

54 Wonder if she dresses like that on windy days?

Posted by: BignJames at July 30, 2024 09:41 AM (AwYPR)

55 After waiting for six hours while Clara posed for the portrait, her date went next door and asked Helena Kling von Schnitzengrubenberg out instead.
Posted by: spindrift at July 30, 2024

***
She was homely, but at least she was already dressed and ready to go!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2024 09:41 AM (J2vNu)

56 She was not as happy after she got the vote

Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 09:41 AM (8XibL)

57 "In your Easter bonnet,
With all the frills upon it"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 09:41 AM (v6JzV)

58 Since there was horse shit everywhere in those days, the hem of her dress would soon become a toxic waste site. Never mind the fleas and body crabs.

Posted by: Dirty Dick's Crab House at July 30, 2024 09:42 AM (CV8a5)

59 13 is my limit on Knobelsdorff.

Posted by: The Sheriff at July 30, 2024 09:42 AM (gbOdA)

60 ***
She was homely,
Posted by: W

Which was convenient since she staying there

Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 09:42 AM (8XibL)

61
You can see her hands! Slut.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2024 09:42 AM (1Nxff)

62 48 >>> 27 Love the pink.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2024 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

Trying to come up with something other than 'yeah me too'. Hmm... seems like an unusual painting color for clothing (vs flowers)?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 30, 2024 09:39 AM (FnneF)

Usually I hate pink but it goes well with the powder blue bow. Red would be too vivid against that white. I also think it brings out her face more.

Posted by: Kris at July 30, 2024 09:43 AM (EwaUh)

63 I dunno, she's got a sort of Greta Thunderscold face.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

I was thinking more Sara Gilbert from the later Roseanne years.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 30, 2024 09:43 AM (XHV46)

64 13 is my limit on Knobelsdorff.
Posted by: The Sheriff

Grass on the infield? Play ball!
Posted by: Joe Bribem

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 30, 2024 09:43 AM (HJPAp)

65 Painting: very nice.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at July 30, 2024 09:43 AM (zrjnj)

66 She's purty and frilly.

Posted by: I think she's an actual woman at July 30, 2024 09:44 AM (YQeEN)

67 I like it.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 30, 2024 09:44 AM (xT7BI)

68 Wonder if she dresses like that on windy days?
Posted by: BignJames at July 30, 2024 09:41 AM (AwYPR)

She dresses like that so she can get away by jumping off a bridge or tall building as it acts like a parachute.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 30, 2024 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

69
She looks passive-aggressive.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2024 09:44 AM (1Nxff)

70 This is a pretty painting. I have no interesting comment to make.*

*other than my standard "I wish women still dressed like this" lament.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 30, 2024 09:44 AM (Q0kLU)

71 By the time she got ready to go out, she barely made it back in.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at July 30, 2024 09:45 AM (zrjnj)

72 Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 30, 2024 09:38 AM (BHrzb)

She can Dorff my Knob any time she wants!

Posted by: Typical Piggish Moron at July 30, 2024 09:45 AM (d9fT1)

73
You know who else name was Adolph?

That Coors guy.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 30, 2024 09:41 AM (gbOdA)

My great grandfather's name was Adolph.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 30, 2024 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

74 Clara Schmidt von Knobelsdorff ready to go out.

Out where?
A walk? possibly
A pub? not dressed like that
A restaurant and then off to the theater? Yeah, and he'll be laying down serious cash

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 30, 2024 09:45 AM (icmmM)

75
This is her "Casual Friday" outfit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2024 09:45 AM (1Nxff)

76 Artist born in Poland 1815, died in Berlin 1905
Think I got it right, a Prussian

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2024 09:45 AM (7LtA1)

77 You can see her hands! Slut.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2024 09:42 A
********
Virgin.
She's wearing gloves.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2024 09:45 AM (NpAcC)

78 I also think it brings out her face more.

Posted by: Kris at July 30, 2024 09:43 AM (EwaUh)

The larger version is clearer.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2024 09:46 AM (d9fT1)

79 That's a fivehead.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 30, 2024 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

80 But still, the length of her forearms is amazing. She can scratch her knee without bending or squatting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 30, 2024 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

81
Von Knobelsdorff? Of the Tennessee von Knobelsdorffs?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2024 09:47 AM (1Nxff)

82 this artist stood a full four foot six inches, according to wiki.

He looked up to his models.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 30, 2024 09:48 AM (cuhfJ)

83 I was thinking more Sara Gilbert from the later Roseanne years.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 30, 2024 09:43 AM (XHV46)

She does look like Sara Gilbert, from Roseanne (but NOT Sara Gilbert from the Connors).

I like the painting. It's sweet.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at July 30, 2024 09:48 AM (JCLJi)

84 Adolf Menzel also made alot of Prussian War of the Austrian Succession and Seven Years War paintings, uniform studies, and similar for the Age of Frederick the Great.

Wargamers use them as sources for painting their/our/my toy soldiers!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 30, 2024 09:48 AM (wse2C)

85 I also think it brings out her face more.

She should not be wearing anything the brings attention to her face, or anything else

Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 09:48 AM (8XibL)

86 That's a fivehead.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 30, 2024 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

A friend in high school was a pretty good artist, and he taught me how to draw a few things, including heads and eyes.

Weirdly...eyes are centered in the head.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2024 09:48 AM (d9fT1)

87 This is such a gorgeous and effective portrait. The brushwork is almost Impressionistic but still conveys a realistic feel especially in the soft folds of her clothing. The background is looser but not obscure. And that makes the girl's face the center of attention. The skin tones are smooth and real and stand out from the clothing and scenery. But her direct gaze, pleasant but unsmiling, really catches the eye. The rest of the painting seems to radiate from her face.

Check out his other paintings, especially the historical scenes. He makes fantastic use of lighting setting to make an impact on the viewer.

Posted by: JTB at July 30, 2024 09:49 AM (zudum)

88
Weirdly...eyes are centered in the head.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2024 09:48 AM (d9fT1)

Dat shit cray.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 30, 2024 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

89 *other than my standard "I wish women still dressed like this" lament.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Nah. They'd insist that the guys also go back to cravats and all that other frilly gay stuff that men wore back then. Hard pass.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 09:49 AM (v6JzV)

90 But can she walk??

Min Choi @minchoi
This is wild 🤯

AI imagines classic art to life

https://tinyurl.com/4f7n8y9u
41 seconds; loud but appropriate music

I don't know about having almost all of them ending up smiling etc., especially the Spaniard [?] with the rapier at the end dressed in black.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 30, 2024 09:50 AM (wse2C)

91 this artist stood a full four foot six inches, according to wiki.

He looked up to his models.
Posted

Her head is tilted down to see him

Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 09:50 AM (8XibL)

92 I am positive she is wearing high heel sneakers under that skirt!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 30, 2024 09:33 AM

Doc Martens.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 30, 2024 09:51 AM (Wnv9h)

93 She's more attractive than that hobbit footed water broad

Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 09:51 AM (8XibL)

94 MP4. Maybe not exactly that way, just dress better. Flying last week was, as it always is, a revelation on how people are slobs. Barely dressed or so much skin showing that they look like candidates for a burlesque review. Women and men, no different.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 30, 2024 09:52 AM (2NHgQ)

95 *very small midget*

What other kind is there?

Posted by: Non-midget at July 30, 2024 09:52 AM (DobEs)

96 Clara Schmidt von Knobelsdorff ...

... of Ulm.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 30, 2024 09:52 AM (wse2C)

97 Clara Schmidt von Knobelsdorff ready to go out
Adolph Menzel

Date: 1848
Style: Realism
Series: Paintings
Genre: portrait

Posted by: SMOD at July 30, 2024 09:52 AM (RHGPo)

98 am positive she is wearing high heel sneakers under that skirt!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 30, 2024 09:33 AM

Doc Martens.

Two words
Stripper heels

Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 09:53 AM (8XibL)

99 Something tells me she's not going down to the county fair to watch the tractor pull competition followed by a demolition derby.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2024 09:53 AM (7fElN)

100 Looks like she is already out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2024 09:53 AM (1RL9h)

101 Yoga pants, halter top, and flipflops would been quicker..

Posted by: M. Gaga at July 30, 2024 09:53 AM (1Z94k)

102 Menzel's "Afternoon in the Tuileries Gardens' is kind of fascinating. Lots going on there.

This one is an example of why I look forward to the Art thread every day. Seeing paintings new to me and learning aa little about new artists is a lot of fun.

Thanks CBD.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 30, 2024 09:53 AM (cuhfJ)

103 Weird art to post on National Cheesecake Day.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 09:53 AM (v6JzV)

104 She looks passive-aggressive.
-------
Do I??

Posted by: zombie Clara Schmidt von Knobelsdorff at July 30, 2024 09:54 AM (wse2C)

105 I really like this. Thank you, CBD.

Posted by: creeper at July 30, 2024 09:54 AM (M6moH)

106 Barely dressed or so much skin showing that they look like candidates for a burlesque review. Women and men, no different.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

How else are they gonna show off their tats?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 09:55 AM (v6JzV)

107 Ahhhh, Fraulien Knobberslobber..
Posted by: Sigmund Freud
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 30, 2024 09:35 AM

Sometimes a surname is just a surname.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 30, 2024 09:55 AM (Wnv9h)

108 She looks like she smells good, but she's a little too old.

Posted by: Scranton Joe at July 30, 2024 09:55 AM (CV8a5)

109 Thanks CBD.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 30, 2024 09:53 AM (cuhfJ)

Thank you!

I have learned a lot about art doing these posts.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2024 09:55 AM (d9fT1)

110 Is it smarter to eat the day old 🍎 fritter or go 3 mils to the doughnut store for a new apple 🍎 fritter?

Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 09:55 AM (8XibL)

111 Weird art to post on National Cheesecake Day.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 09:53 AM

I know, right? We need some bomber nose art.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 30, 2024 09:56 AM (Wnv9h)

112 Is it smarter to eat the day old 🍎 fritter or go 3 mils to the doughnut store for a new apple 🍎 fritter?
Posted by: N

Power of "and."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 09:56 AM (v6JzV)

113 Kamala reportedly ignoring her daily presidential intelligence briefs

Posted by: SMOD at July 30, 2024 09:57 AM (RHGPo)

114 Power of "and.

Horde think

Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 09:57 AM (8XibL)

115 WSJ Poll Finds JD Vance is More Popular Than Kamala Harris

Posted by: SMOD at July 30, 2024 09:57 AM (RHGPo)

116 WSJ Poll Finds JD Vance is More Popular Than Kamala Harris
Posted by: SMOD

That's weird.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 09:57 AM (v6JzV)

117 WSJ Poll Finds JD Vance is More Popular Than Kamala Harris

So are Brian kohberger and Chris watts

Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 09:58 AM (8XibL)

118 Is it smarter to eat the day old 🍎 fritter or go 3 mils to the doughnut store for a new apple 🍎 fritter?
Posted by: N

yes

Posted by: BignJames at July 30, 2024 09:58 AM (AwYPR)

119 WSJ Poll Finds JD Vance is More Popular Than Kamala Harris
Posted by: SMOD at July 30, 2024 09:57 AM

Shock poll finds chlamydia more popular than Kamala Harris.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 30, 2024 09:58 AM (Wnv9h)

120 yes

Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 09:58 AM (8XibL)

121 Is it smarter to eat the day old 🍎 fritter or go 3 mils to the doughnut store for a new apple 🍎 fritter?
Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 09:55 AM (8XibL)
*******
Heat up the day old fritter in the microwave for 10-15 seconds. Delicious.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2024 09:58 AM (NpAcC)

122 I'm ready to go out!

Honey, the ball was 2 days ago.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 30, 2024 09:59 AM (d9LQi)

123 Angenehm Prall - Ein Limerick auf Deutsch

Das reizende junge Mädchen Clara Schmidt
Deren Kleid sehr schön war geschnitt
Ihre Nähte müssen kraftig
Denn sie wurde zu saftig
Weil sie gegesst zu viel Pomme Fritte

Posted by: muldoon at July 30, 2024 09:59 AM (uCfKO)

124 Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 09:55 AM (8XibL)

Spritz it with cooking oil and put it in a very hot oven for a few minutes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2024 09:59 AM (d9fT1)

125 Is it smarter to eat the day old 🍎 fritter or go 3 mils to the doughnut store for a new apple 🍎 fritter?
Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 09:55 AM (8XibL)

Unless the old one has mold on it, chow time!

Posted by: Outside of Life at July 30, 2024 09:59 AM (89Sog)

126 James O'Keefe promoting an insider look in the DNC regarding Kamala.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 30, 2024 09:59 AM (iFMeW)

127 One for the Morons: At the beer-garden

https://tinyurl.com/3x4tmcvc

Posted by: zombie Clara Schmidt von Knobelsdorff at July 30, 2024 09:59 AM (wse2C)

128
Shock poll finds chlamydia more popular than Kamala Harris.
Posted by: R

What are things minority women in Texas say?

Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 09:59 AM (8XibL)

129 Off to work.

Be excellent to each other.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 30, 2024 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

130 Posted by: muldoon at July 30, 2024 09:59 AM

You're scary, Muldoon.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 30, 2024 10:00 AM (Wnv9h)

131 The name must have had some part in influencing CBD to post this. 😄

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at July 30, 2024 10:00 AM (2xB3Z)

132 125 Is it smarter to eat the day old 🍎 fritter or go 3 mils to the doughnut store for a new apple 🍎 fritter?

pop that sucker in the air fryer for a few minutes and perfection!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 30, 2024 10:01 AM (s3qiR)

133 80 But still, the length of her forearms is amazing. She can scratch her knee without bending or squatting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

That's a big plus, if you wanna learn to play guitar Ramones' Style-only using down pick, down strokes.

Posted by: Zombie Johnny and Dee Dee at July 30, 2024 10:01 AM (CV8a5)

134 Unless the old one has mold on it, chow time

It's a day old, I always buy a spare

If the spare goes unused I give a bite to the dog and the rest to the turtles

Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 10:01 AM (8XibL)

135 #127 Off, well-dressed sock.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 30, 2024 10:01 AM (wse2C)

136 Off to work.

Be excellent to each other.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 30, 2024 10:00 AM

Party on, dude.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 30, 2024 10:01 AM (Wnv9h)

137 Muldoon's dog has no nose!

How does he smell??

Wonderful -- he just had a bath.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 30, 2024 10:01 AM (wse2C)

138 My ‘nabe had nary a Biden sign to be seen. Now it’s full of Kamala signs. The AWFLs have been activated.

Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 30, 2024 10:01 AM (0FHbm)

139 I have learned a lot about art doing these posts.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2024 09:55 AM (d9fT1)
*******
I have too.
It's made me appreciate many artists that I have never heard of.
Thank you.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2024 10:02 AM (NpAcC)

140 Das reizende junge Mädchen Clara Schmidt
Deren Kleid sehr schön war geschnitt
Ihre Nähte müssen kraftig
Denn sie wurde zu saftig
Weil sie gegesst zu viel Pomme Fritte
Posted by: muldoon at July 30, 2024 09:59 AM (uCfKO)

Ist gut, ya!!
Zwei bier bitte!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2024 10:02 AM (W/lyH)

141
Spritz it with cooking oil and put it in a very hot oven for a few minutes

That is a bit more than my cooking abilities

Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 10:03 AM (8XibL)

142 BTW, #127 includes a dog.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 30, 2024 10:03 AM (wse2C)

143 Ausgezeichnet, Herr Doktor Muldoon!

Posted by: RI Red at July 30, 2024 10:03 AM (CTjQI)

144 pop that sucker in the air fryer for a few minutes and perfection!

Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 10:03 AM (8XibL)

145 Shock poll finds chlamydia more popular than Kamala Harris.
Posted by: R

Because you can get rid of chlamydia.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 30, 2024 10:04 AM (HJPAp)

146 I have learned a lot about art doing these posts.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2024 09:55 AM (d9fT1)

learned more about the posters

Posted by: BignJames at July 30, 2024 10:05 AM (AwYPR)

147 I have learned a lot about art doing these posts.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

You have to assembl your booze threads into a book for the horde

Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 10:05 AM (8XibL)

148 Angenehm Prall - Ein Limerick auf Deutsch

Das reizende junge Mädchen Clara Schmidt
Deren Kleid sehr schön war geschnitt
Ihre Nähte müssen kraftig
Denn sie wurde zu saftig
Weil sie gegesst zu viel Pomme Fritte

Posted by: muldoon

No, we'd really rather not be invaded, thanks.

Posted by: Poland at July 30, 2024 10:05 AM (xCA6C)

149 I have learned a lot about art doing these posts.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

It's made me a better critic.

I can call bs faster than ever.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 30, 2024 10:05 AM (HJPAp)

150 I love this! Thank you, CBD!

Posted by: fly gal at July 30, 2024 10:06 AM (2xVPz)

151 My ‘nabe had nary a Biden sign to be seen. Now it’s full of Kamala signs. The AWFLs have been activated.
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 30, 2024 10:01 AM (0FHbm)

You need to get some motion-sensitive sound boxes that play a recorded Kamala Kackle, and hide them near the Kamala signs, so that anyone who walks by gets cackled.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2024 10:06 AM (1RL9h)

152
I'd hit it...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 30, 2024 10:06 AM (5hfjS)

153 have learned a lot about art doing these posts.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2024 09:55 AM (d9fT1)

learned more about the posters
Posted by: B

They are referred to as paintings by the more sophisticated

Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 10:06 AM (8XibL)

154 Posted by: muldoon at July 30, 2024 09:59 AM (uCfKO)

My tiny amount of Yiddish was enough to sort of get this!

Saftig = zaftig...chubby!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2024 10:07 AM (d9fT1)

155 Post assassination attempt (which the media has already black holed ) Dems have toned down the threat to democracy stuff. A little. Plus they realized nobody really believed it. So now their new thing is Republicans are weird.

Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 30, 2024 10:07 AM (0FHbm)

156 113 ... " Kamala reportedly ignoring her daily presidential intelligence briefs"

Well that's completely understandable. She gets intimidated when they use such big words like 'national' (3 syllables), 'border' (2 syllables) and 'security' (OMG! That's 4 whole syllables). Who could put up with such stress?

Posted by: JTB at July 30, 2024 10:07 AM (zudum)

157 Speaking of country fairs and tractor pulls …
I went to one last Friday. In one of the event halls, at opposite corners of the building, were two political tables. The Republican one was well-staffed and packed.
The Democrat one was unstaffed. And empty.

Posted by: RI Red at July 30, 2024 10:07 AM (CTjQI)

158 A restaurant and then off to the theater? Yeah, and he'll be laying down serious cash
Posted by: The Man from Athens

Nah, that's a day dress, not an evening dress.

She'd going out to promenade in the park and then stop at a tea-room... wait, German... yes, that is her pub-going outfit, at least for lunch.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 30, 2024 10:08 AM (kvrZb)

159 You need to get some motion-sensitive sound boxes that play a recorded Kamala Kackle, and hide them near the Kamala signs, so that anyone who walks by gets cackled.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2024 10:06 AM (1RL9h)

I’d be arrested for a hate crime probably.

Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 30, 2024 10:08 AM (0FHbm)

160 So now their new thing is Republicans are weird.
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad

Coming from the party that can't define what a woman is.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 30, 2024 10:08 AM (HJPAp)

161 Mother Superior, we've discovered a case of chlamydia in the convent.

Thank goodness! I've gotten sick of chardonnay.

Posted by: Classic at July 30, 2024 10:08 AM (DobEs)

162 Uniform studies, for Skip if decides to join the gentlemanly 18th Century instead of the awful, nationalistic Napoleonic Era!

https://tinyurl.com/hmjv529y

[DDG Image Search results]

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 30, 2024 10:09 AM (wse2C)

163 The name must have had some part in influencing CBD to post this. 😄

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at July 30, 2024 10:00 AM (2xB3Z)

Yup!

I know my audience.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2024 10:09 AM (d9fT1)

164 Remind me already who died and made Kamala Harris the Dem frontrunner. How’s that work? Dementia Patient in Chief trots her out, and that’s that?

Look, I don’t want to be a dick about it, but I’m trying to find the democracy they are saving in this.

Posted by: SMOD at July 30, 2024 10:09 AM (RHGPo)

165 Beautiful painting! (Would hang if I had an appropriate place.)

In looking for more about this artist, came across:
What We Love About: Menzel (Stephen Bauman) on YouTube

Thanks

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 30, 2024 10:09 AM (NFX2v)

166 Kamala reportedly ignoring her daily presidential intelligence briefs

—

Uhm she isn’t president?

Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 30, 2024 10:09 AM (0FHbm)

167 Kamala reportedly ignoring her daily presidential intelligence briefs

She's not president, why the hell is she getting presidential intelligence briefings?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 30, 2024 10:09 AM (kvrZb)

168 Nah, that's a day dress, not an evening dress.

What's the difference between a day dress snd an evening dress?

Day dress wasn't designed to come off easily.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 30, 2024 10:09 AM (HJPAp)

169 So now their new thing is Republicans are weird.

That's one of the lamest political avenues of attack in history. They're really flailing.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2024 10:09 AM (xCA6C)

170 Finally a good picture! Love the colors, would hang.

Posted by: BonnieBlue is tired of the lies at July 30, 2024 10:09 AM (Man5u)

171 I’d be arrested for a hate crime probably.
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 30, 2024 10:08 AM (0FHbm)

All the more reason to do it. The Horde could bail you out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2024 10:10 AM (1RL9h)

172 >>> 138 My ‘nabe had nary a Biden sign to be seen. Now it’s full of Kamala signs. The AWFLs have been activated.
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 30, 2024 10:01 AM (0FHbm)

Supposedly her VP choice has been narrowed down to two options... but there's this guy in Venezuela who may be looking for a new job soon...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 30, 2024 10:10 AM (FnneF)

173 Does Clara Schmidt von Knobelsdorff every go out, and while she's out, say this is why I don't go out?

Posted by: Hmmm... at July 30, 2024 10:10 AM (DobEs)

174 Look, I don’t want to be a dick about it, but I’m trying to find the democracy they are saving in this.
Posted by: SMOD at July 30, 2024 10:09 AM

"Our Democracy(TM)", i.e., rule by Democrats.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 30, 2024 10:11 AM (kgE5c)

175 Kamala reportedly ignoring her daily presidential intelligence briefs

It is time for your daily intelligence brief?

Are you fucking suggesting that I am not intelligent??? You're fired!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 30, 2024 10:11 AM (d9LQi)

176 Kamala reportedly ignoring her daily presidential intelligence briefs

She's not president, why the hell is she getting presidential intelligence briefings?

IMHO, she should be, just so she's prepared when Biden goes TU. Of course, she'd still be completely incompetent.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2024 10:11 AM (xCA6C)

177 I’d be arrested for a hate crime probably.
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 30, 2024 10:08 AM (0FHbm)

All the more reason to do it. The Horde could bail you out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

You sob's would blow the bail money on valu-rite on the way to the jail.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 30, 2024 10:11 AM (HJPAp)

178 WSJ Poll Finds JD Vance is More Popular Than Kamala Harris
Posted by: SMOD

wait till they find out that Covid is more popular than Kamala Harris...

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2024 10:11 AM (V13WU)

179 Kamala reportedly ignoring her daily presidential intelligence briefs

She's not president, why the hell is she getting presidential intelligence briefings?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 30, 2024 10:09 AM (kvrZb)

And Biden's Presidential briefs smell really, really bad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2024 10:12 AM (1RL9h)

180 One for Rex Ryan:

https://tinyurl.com/bddvbc6m

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 30, 2024 10:12 AM (wse2C)

181 So now their new thing is Republicans are weird.

Big whoop. That ad writes itself:

(scenes of rioting) Voiceover: Democrats think this is normal

(Scene of happy kids playing in a peaceful neighborhood) Voiceover: Democrats think this is weird

Tagline: Be weird. Vote Republican

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 30, 2024 10:12 AM (kvrZb)

182 I always wonder how these women keep their dresses so clean.

Walking around in that dress you would think the hemline would be filthy.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2024 10:12 AM (NpAcC)

183 >>> 167 Kamala reportedly ignoring her daily presidential intelligence briefs
==
She's not president, why the hell is she getting presidential intelligence briefings?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 30, 2024 10:09 AM (kvrZb)

Is that wrong?

Posted by: Hunter and DOCTOR Jill at July 30, 2024 10:12 AM (FnneF)

184 She's not president, why the hell is she getting ~~presidential~~ intelligence briefings?

To ask is to answer.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 30, 2024 10:13 AM (HJPAp)

185 Walking around in that dress you would think the hemline would be filthy.
Posted by: redridinghood

That's what servants are for.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 30, 2024 10:13 AM (kvrZb)

186 scenes of rioting) Voiceover: Democrats think this is normal

(Scene of happy kids playing in a peaceful neighborhood) Voiceover: Democrats think this is weird

Tagline: Be weird. Vote Republican
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 30, 2024 10:12 AM (kvrZb)

That’s a great ad. Hopefully someone on team OrangeMan has the same idea.

Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 30, 2024 10:14 AM (0FHbm)

187 Matt Gaetz, the man primarily responsible for Kevin McCarthy's destruction, has a primary challenger. There's a problem; the guy doesn't actually live in FL. Oh, and he's being backed by none other than...Kevin McCarthy.

KM is such a wanker. Dude. It's over. You lost. Move on with your life.

https://tinyurl.com/yraz8kp3

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2024 10:14 AM (xCA6C)

188 Walking around in that dress you would think the hemline would be filthy.
Posted by: redridinghood

That's what servants are for.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

Midgets run around under the dress holding it up.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 30, 2024 10:15 AM (HJPAp)

189 It is known that she refuses briefings.

She is Vice President because she already knows everything. The briefings are for the little people who are not of as high of station as she is.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 30, 2024 10:15 AM (d9LQi)

190 Tagline: Be weird. Vote Republican

That is genius.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2024 10:15 AM (xCA6C)

191 KM is such a wanker. Dude. It's over. You lost. Move on with your life.

do you ever wonder what exactly it is that these malign narcissists can't let go of? I mean sure, attention and power, but is there something else?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 30, 2024 10:16 AM (s3qiR)

192 113 Kamala reportedly ignoring her daily presidential intelligence briefs
Posted by: SMOD at July 30, 2024 09:57 AM (RHGPo)

She prefers boxers!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 30, 2024 10:16 AM (gbOdA)

193 scenes of rioting) Voiceover: Democrats think this is normal

(Scene of happy kids playing in a peaceful neighborhood) Voiceover: Democrats think this is weird

Tagline: Be weird. Vote Republican
Posted by: FeatherBlade

scene of a tranny in full drag) Voiceover: Democrats think this is normal

(Scene of young family ditting in church pews) Voiceover: Democrats think this is weird

Tagline: Be weird. Vote Republican

That ads write themselves.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 30, 2024 10:17 AM (HJPAp)

194 Raise a family. Pay taxes. Respect the law.
Be a weirdo.

Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 30, 2024 10:17 AM (0FHbm)

195 The mange is more popular than Kamala Harris.

So what is this I am hearing about a klatch of Kult Kamala wearing cat masks?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:17 AM (5ZNPK)

196 Schlobbin zie Knobbeksdorf

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 30, 2024 10:17 AM (ufFY8)

197 Saftig = zaftig...chubby!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

************

saft = juice
saftig = juicy

but slangily used as "chubby" or "plump"

Posted by: muldoon at July 30, 2024 10:17 AM (uCfKO)

198 do you ever wonder what exactly it is that these malign narcissists can't let go of? I mean sure, attention and power, but is there something else?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 30, 2024 10:16 AM (s3qiR)

grift?

Posted by: BignJames at July 30, 2024 10:17 AM (AwYPR)

199 Perfect ad.

Images of Mom pop apple pie, and Trump: Fight!

If this is weird, I proudly stand with weird.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 30, 2024 10:17 AM (d9LQi)

200 Meanwhile, at Reuters, mmm-mmm good: "Singapore approves edible insects. At Singapore's House of Seafood restaurant, the fish-head curry comes with a side of crunchy crickets, the tofu has bugs crawling out of it and the patrons can't get enough."

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at July 30, 2024 10:17 AM (zrjnj)

201 Tagline: Be weird. Vote Republican
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 30, 2024 10:12 AM (kvrZb)

On a college campus or in any (D) blue city to vote (R) is to be against the MAN!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 30, 2024 10:18 AM (gbOdA)

202 Tagline: Be weird. Vote Republican

That is genius.
Posted by: Archimedes

Tagline: Turn Austin Weird.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 30, 2024 10:18 AM (HJPAp)

203 Is Kevin McCarthy still playing house with Jill Biden?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:18 AM (5ZNPK)

204 190 Tagline: Be weird. Vote Republican

That is genius.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2024 10:15 AM (xCA6C)

———

I believe as the bumper stickers normal go:

Keep Republicans weird

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 30, 2024 10:18 AM (UOpCJ)

205 do you ever wonder what exactly it is that these malign narcissists can't let go of? I mean sure, attention and power, but is there something else?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 30, 2024 10:16 AM (s3qiR)

grift?

I really don't think that's it. I think they'd do the job for nothing. BlackOrchid covered it. It's attention and power that motivates them.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2024 10:18 AM (xCA6C)

206 One for Rex Ryan:
https://tinyurl.com/bddvbc6m
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 30, 2024 10:12 AM (wse2C)

That was horrifying.

Posted by: Lady Who Thinks Feet Are UuuuuuGLY at July 30, 2024 10:19 AM (JCLJi)

207 Ad:

44 year old guy with a dad bod enters.
Hi my name is Steve. I’m an accountant. I am married and have 3 kids. I have a mortgage and I coach little league as well as volunteer at the local food bank twice a month.

Democrats think I’m weird.

Vote Weird,
Vote Republican.

Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 30, 2024 10:20 AM (0FHbm)

208

The lovely young girl Clara Schmidt
Whose dress was very nicely cut
Her seams had to be strong
'Cause she got too plump
From eating too many French fries

Posted by: muldoon at July 30, 2024 10:20 AM (uCfKO)

209 So what does Clara know of Schwarnstucker?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:20 AM (5ZNPK)

210 A woman in a bonnet, and the Horde makes no references to The Handjobben's Tale.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 30, 2024 10:21 AM (cf/0E)

211 The lovely young girl Clara Schmidt
Whose dress was very nicely cut
Her seams had to be strong
'Cause she got too plump
From eating too many French fries
Posted by: muldoon at July 30, 2024 10:20 AM (uCfKO)

I swear I've read this one before.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 30, 2024 10:21 AM (aD39U)

212 It's not a white bonnet

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:21 AM (5ZNPK)

213 208 Ha!

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at July 30, 2024 10:21 AM (zrjnj)

214 From eating too many French fries

Posted by: muldoon at July 30, 2024 10:20 AM (uCfKO)

Which euros put mayo on fries?

Posted by: BignJames at July 30, 2024 10:22 AM (AwYPR)

215 ...the tofu has bugs crawling out of it and the patrons can't get enough."
------
How gagh should be served!

Posted by: lt. worf at July 30, 2024 10:22 AM (wse2C)

216 There are people who crave power. They want any advantage over the next guy if there is advantage to be had.

You see them on the interstate, passing on the right to get 1 car ahead in a line of cars passing a truck.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 30, 2024 10:22 AM (d9LQi)

217 Microsoft Azure is now down globally.

Azure, is a cloud computing platform developed by Microsoft. It offers management, access and development of applications and services to individuals, companies, and governments through its global infrastructure.

Crikey.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 30, 2024 10:22 AM (w9Wax)

218 It's Tummy Rub Tuesday!

Best day of the week!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2024 10:23 AM (LPplg)

219 Which euros put mayo on fries?
Posted by: BignJames at July 30, 2024 10:22 AM (AwYPR)

Germans for sure. I've eaten lots of Pomme Frites mit Mayonnaise.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 30, 2024 10:23 AM (aD39U)

220 "Which euros put mayo on fries?"

Belgians. And that ain't mayo.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at July 30, 2024 10:23 AM (zrjnj)

221 207 Ad:

44 year old guy with a dad bod enters.
Hi my name is Steve. I’m an accountant. I am married and have 3 kids. I have a mortgage and I coach little league as well as volunteer at the local food bank twice a month.

Democrats think I’m weird.

Vote Weird,
Vote Republican.
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 30, 2024 10:20 AM (0FHbm)

Ad:

Hispanic woman:

Hi, my name is Lilliana. I believe in strong borders, the right to bear arms and that men should not be allowed in women's sports or bathrooms.

Democrats think I'm weird.

Democrats also think it's okay to mutilate children.

Vote weird.
Vote republican.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 30, 2024 10:24 AM (KbCG3)

222 Wow.

🚨BREAKING NEWS: We have secured a $1.4 billion settlement with Meta to stop the company’s practice of capturing and using the personal biometric data of millions of Texans without the authorization required by law.

This settlement is the largest ever obtained from an action brought by a single State and the largest privacy settlement an Attorney General has ever obtained.

This serves as a warning to any companies engaged in practices that violate Texans’ privacy rights.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 30, 2024 10:24 AM (d9LQi)

223 Microsoft Azure is now down globally.

LOL

Yep, trust your shit to the cloud.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 30, 2024 10:24 AM (ufFY8)

224 IIRC, the Germans yoke up the Mayonnaise so it is a bit yellow.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 30, 2024 10:24 AM (aD39U)

225 The Dutch also put mayo on fries.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 10:24 AM (v6JzV)

226 It's Tummy Rub Tuesday!

Best day of the week!

Posted by: nurse ratched

Sez you. I try to get in on that action, police get called.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez at July 30, 2024 10:25 AM (R1e63)

227 WSJ

The survey shows that 42 percent of registered voters in the poll view Vance favorably, while 44 percent see him unfavorably.

In contrast, 52 percent view Harris unfavorably, while 46 percent see her in a positive light.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 30, 2024 10:25 AM (gbOdA)

228 225 The Dutch also put mayo on fries.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 10:24 AM (v6JzV

Ranch dressing is good on fries

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2024 10:25 AM (IyPmt)

229 There is no cloud.
It's just someone else's computer.

Posted by: Pixy told me at July 30, 2024 10:25 AM (DobEs)

230 GOP: that is not who we are! And we demand JD Vance drop out and denounce sofa sex!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 30, 2024 10:25 AM (d9LQi)

231 WSJ is a rag, sadly.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 30, 2024 10:25 AM (ufFY8)

232 Take off your bonnet and put your listening cap on to BIPOC voices, Clara.

Posted by: Karens for Kamala! at July 30, 2024 10:26 AM (55boN)

233 Looking like nobody wants to be the running mate/second fiddle to the Imbecile. Whoddathunkit?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 30, 2024 10:26 AM (pohLc)

234 the tofu has bugs crawling out of it and the patrons can't get enough

Casu marzu has entered the chat.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 10:26 AM (v6JzV)

235 Tell me a condiment that doesn't work on fries.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at July 30, 2024 10:26 AM (zrjnj)

236 Online Storage = central point of failure

But it sounds cool so people will keep offering up their precious creations as sacrifices.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:26 AM (5ZNPK)

237 There is no cloud.
It's just someone else's computer.
Posted by: Pixy told me at July 30, 2024 10:25 AM (DobEs)

Yup.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 30, 2024 10:26 AM (ufFY8)

238 I know these dresses were hot, and corsets aren’t very fun when you enjoy things like breathing, but I just think the look is so pretty and feminine. I missed my time in this era and also the 50s / early 60s.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2024 10:27 AM (2N3ca)

239
WSJ is a rag.
Get off the rag.

Posted by: Thinks it's clever at July 30, 2024 10:27 AM (DobEs)

240 Clod storage is just a data center rebranded.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:27 AM (5ZNPK)

241 BREAKING NEWS: We have secured a $1.4 billion settlement with Meta to stop the company’s practice of capturing and using the personal biometric data of millions of Texans without the authorization required by law.

This settlement is the largest ever obtained from an action brought by a single State and the largest privacy settlement an Attorney General has ever obtained.

This serves as a warning to any companies engaged in practices that violate Texans’ privacy rights.

Abbot is going to use the $ to buy conex boxes to stack along the border

Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 10:27 AM (8XibL)

242 but slangily used as "chubby" or "plump"

Posted by: muldoon at July 30, 2024 10:17 AM (uCfKO)

Yiddish is about as slangy as it gets!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2024 10:27 AM (d9fT1)

243 I really don't think that's it. I think they'd do the job for nothing. BlackOrchid covered it. It's attention and power that motivates them.

it's some kind of special access I think.

special doctors

special gifts

things maybe we'd be shocked to know even exist.

you dont live as long as RBG did with a lifetime of being sedentary and a serious cancer. but they do.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 30, 2024 10:27 AM (s3qiR)

244 235 Tell me a condiment that doesn't work on fries.

Chili sauce.

Posted by: Fight me at July 30, 2024 10:28 AM (DobEs)

245 244 235 Tell me a condiment that doesn't work on fries.

Yellow mustard

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2024 10:29 AM (IyPmt)

246 In May, US polo team captain Maggie Steffens asked for financial help on Instagram. Flavor Flav – William Jonathan Drayton Jr – answered the call: “As a girl dad and supporter of all women’s sports, imma personally sponsor you, my girl, whatever you need. And imma sponsor the whole team.”

Flav signed a five-year sponsorship deal to “elevate the visibility and excitement surrounding water polo in the United States.” The sponsorship includes personal appearances and financial contributions to help with equipment, facilities, and anything else they need. This is how it’s done.

Whomever had Snoop Dog & Flavor Flav on their Olympic Ambassadors card, please step up to the parimutuel window and collect your winnings.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 30, 2024 10:29 AM (HJPAp)

247 There are stil people betting money that Hillary, Mooch or Newsom will be president. I realize they are basically lottery tickets but still find it kinda funny.

Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 30, 2024 10:29 AM (0FHbm)

248 218 It's Tummy Rub Tuesday!

Best day of the week!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July

Yay! And I have polka dot tummies to rub!

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2024 10:29 AM (2N3ca)

249 Federal regulations added record-breaking costs of $2.1 trillion for the average American in 2023, according to a study from the Competitive Enterprise Institute (CEI) released Tuesday.

More than Medicare and Medicaid combined.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 30, 2024 10:30 AM (gbOdA)

250 Yay! And I have polka dot tummies to rub!

bengals have those too!

but rubbing them is hazardous

you have to be quick

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 30, 2024 10:30 AM (s3qiR)

251 Just to learn how it's done, I spun up a turnkey Linux server in the AWS cloud once, and did a little dev there. It was kind of like going to the hospital; I got bills from all over, from parties I did not know I ever transacted with.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at July 30, 2024 10:30 AM (zrjnj)

252 It's Tummy Rub Tuesday!

Best day of the week!

Posted by: nurse

Is that clothes on or clothes off?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 30, 2024 10:30 AM (YQeEN)

253 Antidote to White Dudes For Kamala.

https://is.gd/7h7DUf

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 30, 2024 10:31 AM (L/fGl)

254 Looking like nobody wants to be the running mate/second fiddle to the Imbecile. Whoddathunkit?

Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt.

Posted by: Zombie George McGovern at July 30, 2024 10:31 AM (xCA6C)

255 Is that clothes on or clothes off?

Better ask Heidi first.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:31 AM (5ZNPK)

256 Ad:

44 year old guy with a dad bod enters.
Hi my name is Steve. I’m an accountant. I am married and have 3 kids. I have a mortgage and I coach little league as well as volunteer at the local food bank twice a month.

Democrats think I’m weird.

Vote Weird,
Vote Republican.
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad

Dems don't realize they just handed Republicans gold.

Republicans are too stupid to use it.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 30, 2024 10:31 AM (HJPAp)

257 It's Tummy Rub Tuesday!

Best day of the week!

Posted by: nurse

Remember pink bellies?

Posted by: BignJames at July 30, 2024 10:31 AM (AwYPR)

258
it's some kind of special access I think.

special doctors

special gifts

I view that as a subset of power. "I'm special, so I get special things that you peasants don't."

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2024 10:32 AM (xCA6C)

259 Klingons only eat the greatest of all weevils!!!

https://tinyurl.com/3h26d4fr
4:09 minutes

Posted by: lt. worf at July 30, 2024 10:32 AM (wse2C)

260 Chili sauce and yellow mustard are fine on fries, singly or in combination,. YMMV.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at July 30, 2024 10:32 AM (zrjnj)

261 Dems don't realize they just handed Republicans gold.

Republicans are too stupid to use it.

Ordinarily, I'd agree, but Trump is not an ordinary politician.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2024 10:32 AM (xCA6C)

262 Wow. What an outfit.

She is probably ripped, because her clothes are resistance training; just for walking around.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2024 10:33 AM (u82oZ)

263 Microsoft Azure is now down globally.

LOL

Yep, trust your shit to the cloud.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 30, 2024 10:24 AM (ufFY

Eh, no system is 100%. It’s like saying never fly because there are occasional plane rashes.

Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 30, 2024 10:33 AM (0FHbm)

264 nobody wants to be the running mate/second fiddle to the Imbecile. Whoddathunkit

Hunter biden

Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 10:33 AM (8XibL)

265 "Dems don't realize they just handed Republicans gold. Republicans are too stupid to use it."

They don't tolerate those sort of hijinks at the country club, you know.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 30, 2024 10:33 AM (B0mGw)

266 I view that as a subset of power. "I'm special, so I get special things that you peasants don't."

oh it definitely is. but they'd leave the political power behind if they could keep those things, at a certain age. I think it's strange they think they can't, and die in office. just stuff I noodle over.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 30, 2024 10:33 AM (s3qiR)

267 Dems don't realize they just handed Republicans gold.

Republicans are too stupid to use it.

Ordinarily, I'd agree, but Trump is not an ordinary politician.

Can you imagine any other pol, ANY other pol, doing the Trump sunrise to Also Sprach Zarathustra?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2024 10:34 AM (xCA6C)

268 Spirit Airlines uses the Gold Bond on its plane rashes.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at July 30, 2024 10:34 AM (zrjnj)

269 what I was taught about advertising and how people hear things is that in general people ignore the "not" and focus on the person and what the action was.

In that theory, "Kamalol was not the Border Czar" is perceived as "Kamalol [noise] Border Czar" and is damaging to her position.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2024 10:34 AM (D7oie)

270 99 Something tells me she's not going down to the county fair to watch the tractor pull competition followed by a demolition derby.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2024 09:53 AM (7fElN)

Growing up in upstate NYS, I loved to go to the tractor pulls. Had a few classmates that competed in the out-of-field and super stock classes.

Loved seeing the modified tractors runnng Allison aircraft engines.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 30, 2024 10:35 AM (N39Ws)

271 Meine Arbeit für heute ist beendet

Auf wiedersehen kinder. Viel Spaß beim Sturm auf die Burg

Bemühen Sie sich, durchzuhalten

Posted by: muldoon at July 30, 2024 10:35 AM (uCfKO)

272 The oddest of high level U.S. politicians were featured saying J.D. Vance & company Weird, Whitmer, Buttigieg and Stalwell among them.

Are they capable of realizing how weird they are or is that why they're used for such messaging? /r

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 30, 2024 10:36 AM (NFX2v)

273
"What Knobels!"

"Oh, thank you doctor."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 30, 2024 10:36 AM (WlJra)

274 Dems don't realize they just handed Republicans gold.

Republicans are too stupid to use it.

Ordinarily, I'd agree, but Trump is not an ordinary politician.
Posted by: Archimedes

Trump might. I don't see any other current republican using it. That should flood the airwaves 24/7 until election day.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 30, 2024 10:36 AM (HJPAp)

275 Why are we quoting rammstin songs here

Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 10:36 AM (8XibL)

276 De Bork Bork Bork

Posted by: Swedish Chef at July 30, 2024 10:36 AM (MNOJp)

277 Drag Queens For Kamala!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1817740630250213791

That'll win over middle America!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 30, 2024 10:36 AM (L/fGl)

278 Old and busted: "Microsoft 365 is down. Blame Crowdstrike."

New hotness: "Microsoft 365 is down. Blame Azure."

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at July 30, 2024 10:37 AM (zrjnj)

279 277 Drag Queens For Kamala!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1817740630250213791

That'll win over middle America!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 30, 2024 10:36 AM (L/fGl)

She was on RuPaul's "show"

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2024 10:37 AM (IyPmt)

280 @223

>>Yep, trust your shit to the cloud.

Ersatz George Carlin: What do they call your stuff in the cloud?

Not your stuff?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2024 10:37 AM (XV/Pl)

281 "That should flood the airwaves 24/7 until election day."

It wouldn't even have to go a month. Once you embrace it, the slur becomes ineffective and Dems drop it and look for something else to paint you with.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 30, 2024 10:38 AM (B0mGw)

282 Growing up in upstate NYS, I loved to go to the tractor pulls. Had a few classmates that competed in the out-of-field and super stock classes.
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Where in upstate did you grow up?

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 30, 2024 10:38 AM (FmapG)

283 The big wory is that msft is out because the world is a Sim and it's running in bidens head

Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 10:38 AM (8XibL)

284 wait

JD Vance called Kamala a childless cat lady? Does Emhoff's daughter now identify as a cat?

Meow...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:39 AM (5ZNPK)

285 Clara: "I'm still cold. Turn up the heat."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 30, 2024 10:39 AM (IG4Id)

286 On a college campus or in any (D) blue city to vote (R) is to be against the MAN!

All righty then, campus feminist poster:
Vote against the MAN! Vote Republican!

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 30, 2024 10:39 AM (zdLoL)

287 Which euros put mayo on fries?
Posted by: BignJames at July 30, 2024 10:22 AM (AwYPR)

all of them. Ketchup is too sweet, and it is confused in its spelling.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2024 10:39 AM (D7oie)

288 250 Yay! And I have polka dot tummies to rub!

bengals have those too!

but rubbing them is hazardous

you have to be quick
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 30, 2024 10:30 AM (s3qiR)

Yes! Kovu loves a good tummy rub. With Sabi, sometimes it’s an absolute trap.

I love a round Bengal face, though. They are clowns.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2024 10:40 AM (2N3ca)

289 Old days
Drag race is a race between two skinny cars

Now days
It is a race between to guys in women's clothes saying they are women

Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 10:40 AM (8XibL)

290 What's wrong with being weird.

I thought that's the trademark of the left. Purple hair, neck tats,face piercings and gender confusion aren't weird?

I'm so diffused.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2024 10:40 AM (MNOJp)

291 Kamla Harris/Ru Paul 2024?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:40 AM (5ZNPK)

292 Is that clothes on or clothes off?

Better ask Heidi first.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:31 AM (5ZNPK)

Lol. I have enough wounds on my head.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 30, 2024 10:40 AM (YQeEN)

293 Hopefully Microsoft gets their sh*t together, even though I despise them, I got 100's of thousands of dollars in stock in that stupid company.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2024 10:41 AM (XV/Pl)

294 I believe the cat lady thing is from 2021 or 2022, not specific to Kumala. Although she would qualify of course.

Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 30, 2024 10:41 AM (0FHbm)

295 If you vote for Trump all women will be forced to dress like Clara Schmidt von Knonookie.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2024 10:41 AM (LkLld)

296 JD Vance called Kamala a childless cat lady? Does Emhoff's daughter now identify as a cat?

Meow...
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:39 AM (5ZNPK)

Well, she's not Kamala's child, is she?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2024 10:41 AM (1RL9h)

297
I thought that's the trademark of the left. Purple hair, neck tats,face piercings and gender confusion aren't weird?

I'm so diffused.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2024 10:40 AM (MNOJp)

No.. That's the new "normal."

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2024 10:41 AM (IyPmt)

298 "JD Vance called Kamala a childless cat lady?"

My sister has five kids, and she still bristled at the remark. Life in LIV Land.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at July 30, 2024 10:41 AM (zrjnj)

299 276 De Bork Bork Bork
Posted by: Swedish Chef at July 30, 2024 10:36 AM (MNOJp)

Bernie ber shknorni bee do de bork! bork!

Posted by: The Guy Who Speaks Puppet Swedish at July 30, 2024 10:41 AM (pIfcn)

300 Harris TBD 2024!

Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 10:41 AM (8XibL)

301 Microsoft Azure is now down globally.

Azure, is a cloud computing platform developed by Microsoft. It offers management, access and development of applications and services to individuals, companies, and governments through its global infrastructure.
Crikey.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 30, 2024 10:22 AM (w9Wax)

there is an Argentine tech writer named Fabio who recently wrote a post about "when the cloud disperses - the death of data"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2024 10:41 AM (D7oie)

302 The lady in the painting is ready to go out.... I wonder how long it took her to get ready. I love her clothes but damn! I can roll out of bed and be fully dressed and functional and out the door to go anywhere in 15 minutes. That lady is going nowhere in less than 2 hours.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 30, 2024 10:41 AM (4XwPj)

303 got 100's of thousands of dollars in stock in that stupid company.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Bro!! Eggs, basket. No bueno.

Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 30, 2024 10:42 AM (0FHbm)

304 Apropos of nothing, we used to buy peanut butter for sandwiches from over in Holland when I was a kid in Niedersachsen.

The north Germans acted as though they had never heard of the thing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 30, 2024 10:42 AM (aD39U)

305 Yiddish is about as slangy as it gets!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2024 10:27 AM (d9fT1)

That's just messuggeneh!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 30, 2024 10:42 AM (YQeEN)

306 Old days
Drag race is a race between two skinny cars

Now days
It is a race between to guys in women's clothes saying they are women
Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 10:40 AM (8XibL)

Heh. Many, many years ago, one of the late-nite FM radio jocks in Vancouver, Captain Midnight, would periodically refer to the drag races on Davie Street, one of the main gay strolls.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2024 10:43 AM (1RL9h)

307 Couple of new polls show OrangeMan still holding a slim lead over the Cackler.

Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 30, 2024 10:44 AM (0FHbm)

308 I know these dresses were hot, and corsets aren’t very fun when you enjoy things like breathing, but I just think the look is so pretty and feminine. I missed my time in this era and also the 50s / early 60s.
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2024 10:27 AM (2N3ca)

**nods in sad agreement**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 30, 2024 10:44 AM (Q0kLU)

309 "JD Vance called Kamala a childless cat lady?"

My sister has five kids, and she still bristled at the remark. Life in LIV Land.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos

And then licked the back of her hand?

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 30, 2024 10:44 AM (HJPAp)

310 @303

>>Bro!! Eggs, basket. No bueno.

Well, it's not the only company I have 100's of thousands of dollars of stock in.

I'm pretty well diversified at this point.

I started investing in the markets when the the Dow was around 2500.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2024 10:44 AM (XV/Pl)

311 Ersatz George Carlin: What do they call your stuff in the cloud?

Not your stuff?
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Public

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2024 10:44 AM (Q4IgG)

312 Senate hearing on Trump assassination attempt in progress.

https://tinyurl.com/4y79ts8y

New acting SS Director and FBI No. 2 guy testifying. Their opening statements gave me some hope of learning detaiols today. So far not much.

Joint Hearing by Senate Homeland Security and Judiciary Cmtes

Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2024 10:44 AM (5fDan)

313 Tell me a condiment that doesn't work on fries.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at July 30, 2024 10:26 AM (zrjnj)

Smucker's Magic Shell topping.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2024 10:44 AM (D7oie)

314 So, Kamala has had to very recently backtrack literally every leftist position she's held from open borders to Medicare for All.

Because her brown face and Queen of TikTok vibe weren't enough to win, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 30, 2024 10:44 AM (GBKbO)

315 282
Where in upstate did you grow up?
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 30, 2024 10:38 AM (FmapG)

East of Saratoga NY

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 30, 2024 10:44 AM (N39Ws)

316 Whomever had Snoop Dog & Flavor Flav on their Olympic Ambassadors card, please step up to the parimutuel window and collect your winnings.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 30, 2024 10:29 AM (HJPAp)

--------------

I'm disappointed that my Atomic Tranny DogBoy Olympic Ambassadors Card spot has not yet been covered.

* Wonders who would make a good Ozempic Ambassador ... *

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 30, 2024 10:45 AM (WlJra)

317 I thought that's the trademark of the left. Purple hair, neck tats,face piercings and gender confusion aren't weird?
I'm so diffused.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2024 10:40 AM (MNOJp)

No.. That's the new "normal."
Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2024 10:41 AM (IyPmt)

It's very helpful.

Green hair? Yes, batshit crazy.

Posted by: Lady Who Thinks Feet Are UuuuuuGLY at July 30, 2024 10:45 AM (JCLJi)

318
Heh. Many, many years ago, one of the late-nite FM radio jocks in Vancouver, Captain Midnight, would periodically refer to the drag races on Davie Street, one of the main gay strolls.
Posted by: Alber

Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 10:45 AM (8XibL)

319 I can roll out of bed and be fully dressed and functional and out the door to go anywhere in 15 minutes. That lady is going nowhere in less than 2 hours.

15 minutes? What the hell are you women doing in the bathroom?

Pull on some pants, toss on a t-shirt and let's go. 2 minutes if you are dragging ass.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2024 10:45 AM (LkLld)

320 "Smucker's Magic Shell topping."

OK, I concede the point.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at July 30, 2024 10:46 AM (zrjnj)

321 Secret Service is blaming the local cops for the assassination attempt.

Hey, guys. There's a huge ring of cops surrounding that building 100 yards from Eagle. What's up with that?

I don't know. I think there's some kid with a gun on the roof.

Huh. Is it anything to worry about?

Nah. I mean, I saw the kid earlier, but he had a range finder. I'm sure they've got it under control.

I have him in my sights. Can I take the shot? He's definitely aiming at the Eagle with his rifle.

Hold on. Asking...

Posted by: Ribbed at July 30, 2024 10:46 AM (B0mGw)

322 307 Couple of new polls show OrangeMan still holding a slim lead over the Cackler.
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 30, 2024 10:44 AM (0FHbm)

Well, yeah; when you only ask a very small number of people a leading question designed to get you the results you want...

Posted by: NR Pax at July 30, 2024 10:46 AM (OPGS/)

323 Sancho is waiting for her. She can only stay 15 minutes because it takes her three hours to get dressed.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 30, 2024 10:46 AM (Aoykm)

324 @246

>>Whomever had Snoop Dog & Flavor Flav on their Olympic Ambassadors card, please step up to the parimutuel window and collect your winnings.

That fact alone can simultaneously prove the superiority or the folly of the American System.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2024 10:46 AM (XV/Pl)

325 315 282
Where in upstate did you grow up?
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 30, 2024 10:38 AM (FmapG)

East of Saratoga NY
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 30, 2024 10:44 AM (N39Ws)

Finger Lakes over here.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 30, 2024 10:46 AM (KbCG3)

326 Yiddish is about as slangy as it gets!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

That's a well used shtick.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 30, 2024 10:46 AM (HJPAp)

327 So, Kamala has had to very recently backtrack literally every leftist position she's held from open borders to Medicare for All.

Because her brown face and Queen of TikTok vibe weren't enough to win, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 30, 2024 10:44 AM (GBKbO)

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Embrace The Biden Record Suck, Kommie-la!

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 30, 2024 10:46 AM (WlJra)

328 Unless it’s play around with money I don’t own any specific company. All my investments are things like SPDRS. No exposure to any one company. That’s what I meant.

Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 30, 2024 10:47 AM (0FHbm)

329 Tell me a condiment that doesn't work on fries.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at July 30, 2024 10:26 AM (zrjnj)

Smucker's Magic Shell topping.

Posted by: Kindltot

You obviously haven't tried it with butterscotch flavor.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 30, 2024 10:47 AM (lTGtQ)

330 SS guy pointing finger hard at local LEO for not spotting scumbag on roof from a window of nearby AGR building.

Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2024 10:47 AM (5fDan)

331
Because her brown face and Queen of TikTok vibe weren't enough to win, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis

Then, NOT a Sleigh Kween like Fanni Willis? Pity.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 30, 2024 10:47 AM (xG4kz)

332 "Because her brown face and Queen of TikTok vibe weren't enough to win, I guess."

It won me over.

Posted by: Kneelin' Neal Cavuto at July 30, 2024 10:48 AM (B0mGw)

333 "Pull on some pants, toss on a t-shirt and let's go."

Go to bed fully dressed. Get up and out fast.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at July 30, 2024 10:48 AM (zrjnj)

334 Catwoman > cat ladies

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 30, 2024 10:48 AM (L/fGl)

335 327 So, Kamala has had to very recently backtrack literally every leftist position she's held from open borders to Medicare for All.

Because her brown face and Queen of TikTok vibe weren't enough to win, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 30, 2024 10:44 AM (GBKbO)

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Embrace The Biden Record Suck, Kommie-la!
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 30, 2024 10:46 AM (WlJra)

I remember in the 2020 debate, Biden said he would've stopped some problem but he wasn't the guy in charge.

Trump nailed him for blaming Obama. It went nowhere.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 30, 2024 10:48 AM (KbCG3)

336 Harris no longer supports Medicare for All,
per @reidepstein

Also says she won’t ban fracking, wants to increase funding for the border, and doesn’t want to require ppl to sell their assault weapons back to the govt.

At Insty.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2024 10:48 AM (xCA6C)

337 Back from a constitutional...

If anyone is still curious about giving Harris the Dim created nickname "Coconut", here you go:

Who is referring to Harris as a coconut? I have heard nothing other than the hype that it's racist to call her a coconut. Seems like they're trying to drum something up.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 30, 2024 09:18 AM (iFMeW)

It's a twitter-meme. When the Dims express support for Harris they add an emoji of a coconut and a palm tree.

BONUS! It's on libtard mag covers now:

https://x.com/DailyCaller/status/1817892395637264512

Ha ha ha!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 30, 2024 10:48 AM (eDfFs)

338 I can now imagine the new protest getup for any Trump rally -

Handmaid Tales dress and bonnet with an N95 rated cat mask. And maybe a couple of clip-on cat-ears on the bonnet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:48 AM (5ZNPK)

339 Knobelsdorff - Influential Prussian noble family.

Posted by: mrp at July 30, 2024 10:48 AM (rj6Yv)

340 >>East of Saratoga NY

So Vermont.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2024 10:48 AM (LkLld)

341 Peeps like Snoop and Flav are performers. Their persona is in many ways an act. They also lead normal lives. Like all performers.

Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 30, 2024 10:49 AM (0FHbm)

342 330 SS guy pointing finger hard at local LEO for not spotting scumbag on roof from a window of nearby AGR building.
Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2024 10:47 AM (5fDan)

Really? And what about his crack sniper team? How'd they miss it?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 30, 2024 10:49 AM (N39Ws)

343
Smucker's Magic Shell topping.

Posted by: Kindltot

Oh, well done! Well done indeed!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 30, 2024 10:49 AM (xG4kz)

344 Fully threw Butler county under the bus.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 30, 2024 10:49 AM (d9LQi)

345 @321

>>Secret Service is blaming the local cops for the assassination attempt.

There really only has to be one well positioned person in the conspiracy to direct the Op.

Remember, they are all playing monkey in the middle with their comms, all it takes is one person to say, we know, we're on it... all is clear... we're looking into it... proceed as normal.

Which is why it's unfortunate that none of the comms were recorded.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2024 10:49 AM (XV/Pl)

346 Well it wasn't Poland when he was born there.

Yes, she's Prussian; known in those southern counties as
Ger Manic.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 30, 2024 10:49 AM (zdLoL)

347 284. Meow...
Posted by: Anna Puma

Yup. Originated from a 2021 interview with TuCa.

Indy Star, July 26, 2024. J.D. Vance once called VP Kamala Harris a 'childless cat lady.' What does that mean?

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 30, 2024 10:49 AM (NFX2v)

348 Why are we quoting rammstin songs here
Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 10:36 AM (8XibL)

Du hasst mich

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2024 10:49 AM (D7oie)

349 319 Pull on some pants, toss on a t-shirt and let's go. 2 minutes if you are dragging ass.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2024 10:45 AM (LkLld)

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I watched The Magnificent Ambersons last night, and Anne Baxter next to Tim Holt was interesting.

I noticed her hair under her hat. It was curled and styled up. His hair was curly and natural.

It probably took two hours to get that hair in the right state to fit that hat perfectly. I mean, she looked good and all, but that's a lot of effort.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 30, 2024 10:49 AM (GBKbO)

350
Was she a Knobelsdorff gobbler?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 30, 2024 10:50 AM (xG4kz)

351 Why are we quoting rammstin songs here
Posted by: N at July 30, 2024 10:36 AM (8XibL)

You ask me that?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2024 10:50 AM (D7oie)

352 Harris no longer supports Medicare for All,
per @reidepstein

Also says she won’t ban fracking, wants to increase funding for the border, and doesn’t want to require ppl to sell their assault weapons back to the govt.

At Insty.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2024 10:48 AM (xCA6C)

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The Trump campaign ads write themselves.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 30, 2024 10:50 AM (WlJra)

353 Yup. Originated from a 2021 interview with TuCa.

Indy Star, July 26, 2024. J.D. Vance once called VP Kamala Harris a 'childless cat lady.' What does that mean?

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 30, 2024 10:49 AM (NFX2v)

Don't think he meant her ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2024 10:50 AM (IyPmt)

354 Really? And what about his crack sniper team? How'd they miss it?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 30, 2024 10:49 AM (N39Ws)

There wasn't much to see of the shooter from their point of view. He showed a picture of the sight line. It was a helluva sniper shot to take him out. But, he is taking no responsibility on behalf of the secret service for the kid getting on the roof in the first place.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 30, 2024 10:51 AM (d9LQi)

355 Everyone involved once they identified the shooter on the roof who didn't call evacuation should be fired.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 30, 2024 10:51 AM (B0mGw)

356 Seven Knobelsdorffs is my limit.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 30, 2024 10:51 AM (aD39U)

357 327 So, Kamala has had to very recently backtrack literally every leftist position she's held from open borders to Medicare for All.

Because her brown face and Queen of TikTok vibe weren't enough to win, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 30, 2024 10:44 AM (GBKbO)

Kamala Harris ... just another San Francisco liberal [cackle]

Posted by: mrp at July 30, 2024 10:51 AM (rj6Yv)

358 >>Secret Service is blaming the local cops for the assassination attempt.

-

I must have missed the part where SS didn't bother with securing the best possible sniper spot 100 yards from the podium. Which is their responsibility.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 30, 2024 10:51 AM (lTGtQ)

359 Yay! And I have polka dot tummies to rub!
*
bengals have those too!

but rubbing them is hazardous

you have to be quick
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 30, 2024

***
Little Dagny La Siberienne has the polka dots too. But she loves having her tummy rubbed. Stirling is fine with it as well, as long as he's relaxed or sleepy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2024 10:51 AM (J2vNu)

360 @349

>>I watched The Magnificent Ambersons last night, and Anne Baxter next to Tim Holt was interesting.

Joseph Cotton is such an underrated actor.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2024 10:51 AM (XV/Pl)

361 340 >>East of Saratoga NY

So Vermont.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2024 10:48 AM (LkLld)

Almost. Used to go tubing down a river - starting in Arlington, VT and float into NYS passing under a handful of covered bridges.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 30, 2024 10:51 AM (N39Ws)

362 So the reference was specific to KumAla in 2021? For some reason I thought he was talking generally about unmarried women.

Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 30, 2024 10:51 AM (0FHbm)

363 "I must have missed the part where SS didn't bother with securing the best possible sniper spot 100 yards from the podium."

It was outside the security perimeter, a magical boundary through which no harm may pass.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 30, 2024 10:52 AM (B0mGw)

364 351
The Trump campaign ads write themselves.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 30, 2024 10:50 AM (WlJra)

======

I remember when flip-flopping was the term du jour. 2000 or so.

I have no idea what the issue was. I think it was directed at W, though.

The argument on one side was, "He's an opportunist who will say anything." The argument on the other side was, "He learned, and we need to embrace that kind of growth."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 30, 2024 10:52 AM (GBKbO)

365 "She put the lies in the coconut ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 30, 2024 10:52 AM (WlJra)

366 you dont live as long as RBG did with a lifetime of being sedentary and a serious cancer. but they do.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 30, 2024 10:27 AM (s3qiR)

Strategic Ivermectin Reserve.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2024 10:52 AM (IUd0M)

367 360 @349

>>I watched The Magnificent Ambersons last night, and Anne Baxter next to Tim Holt was interesting.

Joseph Cotton is such an underrated actor.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2024 10:51 AM (XV/Pl)

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One of cinema's greatest villains in Shadow of a Doubt.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 30, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)

368 Kumala isn’t lying. She and all Dems don’t want Medicare for all. They want it for illegals, welfare queens, and the rest of their base. They don’t want it for you or me.

We just get to pay for it.

Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 30, 2024 10:53 AM (0FHbm)

369 Willie lies in the coconut and shakes it all up.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 30, 2024 10:53 AM (B0mGw)

370 164 Remind me already who died and made Kamala Harris the Dem frontrunner. How’s that work? Dementia Patient in Chief trots her out, and that’s that?

Look, I don’t want to be a dick about it, but I’m trying to find the democracy they are saving in this.
Posted by: SMOD at July 30, 2024

This. The dems literally have no candidate right now. Bidens out and his delegates are up for grabs. If Harris fizzles out by the convention, the dems will call another mulligan.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 30, 2024 10:53 AM (uBBbP)

371 Anne Baxter was a babe.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 10:53 AM (v6JzV)

372 Every time someone online uses the coconut emoji

Someone else should post the Holy Grail clip of King Arthur's servant clapping the coconut shells.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:53 AM (5ZNPK)

373 Shorter Kamala The Horrible....

I no longer support all of the bad things I supported, I now support only good things, and besides, I really didn't do anything except drink Coconut Water from free range coconuts that fell out of trees.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2024 10:54 AM (XV/Pl)

374 315 282
Where in upstate did you grow up?
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 30, 2024 10:38 AM (FmapG)

East of Saratoga NY
--------------
Not been there. Hear its beautiful. My wife is from Auburn, a bit west of Saratoga.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 30, 2024 10:54 AM (FmapG)

375 Everyone involved once they identified the shooter on the roof who didn't call evacuation should be fired.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 30, 2024 10:51 AM (B0mGw)

Everyone who did not station a team on that roof to deny its use to a potential assassin should be fired, or charge with accessory to murder.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2024 10:54 AM (1RL9h)

376 "I must have missed the part where SS didn't bother with securing the best possible sniper spot 100 yards from the podium."

It was outside the security perimeter, a magical boundary through which no harm may pass.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 30, 2024 10:52 AM (B0mGw)

---------------

As Bongino's pointed out: by throwing local LEOs (via numerous & changing excuses since July 13) under the bus, the Secret Cervix has all but guaranteed that no future local LEOs will cooperate or help with security & resource requests.

Top. Women.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 30, 2024 10:54 AM (WlJra)

377 370 This. The dems literally have no candidate right now. Bidens out and his delegates are up for grabs. If Harris fizzles out by the convention, the dems will call another mulligan.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 30, 2024 10:53 AM (uBBbP)

========

To add detail:

The DNC has changed the rules so that delegates can vote as they want on the first ballot. Last I saw, a majority of delegates had pledged to Kamala.

I mean...it's a fait accompli. Sure, something could happen. Like SMOD.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 30, 2024 10:54 AM (GBKbO)

378
One of cinema's greatest villains in Shadow of a Doubt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 30, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)

That movie was filmed in My town.. One of my Daughters classmates lived in the house they used for the movie

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2024 10:54 AM (IyPmt)

379 Pull on some pants, toss on a t-shirt and let's go. 2 minutes if you are dragging ass.
Posted by: JackStraw

It actually takes Hubbymayhem longer to get ready to go out than it does me.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 30, 2024 10:55 AM (4XwPj)

380 Harris no longer supports Medicare for All,
per @reidepstein

Also says she won’t ban fracking, wants to increase funding for the border, and doesn’t want to require ppl to sell their assault weapons back to the govt.

At Insty.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2024

***
Biden promised stuff like that too. And turned around on Day One and started in with the leftist moves.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2024 10:55 AM (J2vNu)

381 Someone else should post the Holy Grail clip of King Arthur's servant clapping the coconut shells.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:53 AM (5ZNPK)
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"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate??"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at July 30, 2024 10:55 AM (3Fz6p)

382 378
One of cinema's greatest villains in Shadow of a Doubt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 30, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)

That movie was filmed in My town.. One of my Daughters classmates lived in the house they used for the movie
Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2024 10:54 AM (IyPmt)

======

That's neat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 30, 2024 10:55 AM (GBKbO)

383 Beats Frau Blucher, for damn sure.

Posted by: Eromero at July 30, 2024 10:55 AM (SV7vx)

384 Clara Schmidt von Knobelsdorff ready to go out
With John Jacob Jinglehiemer Schmidt
Posted by: rickb223

Hahahaha. So I wasn't the only one who thought of that.

Of course.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Horde minded at July 30, 2024 10:55 AM (NH5Mt)

385 This. The dems literally have no candidate right now. Bidens out and his delegates are up for grabs. If Harris fizzles out by the convention, the dems will call another mulligan.
----------------
Based on her first fund raiser she has fizzled already.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 30, 2024 10:55 AM (FmapG)

386 Who's surprised that the FBI and Secret Service would throw local LE under the proverbial bus?

As if the divide between the FBI and LE couldn't get any wider or more divisive... they go and do it. But, I wonder if this really does peel off local LE to "our side" or not. IMO the local LE had always seemed to defer to the feds but that's not so in this case.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2024 10:55 AM (Q4IgG)

387 385 This. The dems literally have no candidate right now. Bidens out and his delegates are up for grabs. If Harris fizzles out by the convention, the dems will call another mulligan.
----------------
Based on her first fund raiser she has fizzled already.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 30, 2024 10:55 AM (FmapG)

=======

This is why you have primaries.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 30, 2024 10:56 AM (GBKbO)

388 Anne Baxter was a babe.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 10:53 AM (v6JzV)

If she was a president, she'd be Baberaham Lincoln.

Posted by: mrp at July 30, 2024 10:56 AM (rj6Yv)

389 SS guy pointing finger hard at local LEO for not spotting scumbag on roof from a window of nearby AGR building.
Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2024 10:47 AM (5fDan)

Per reports, those LE were pulled off their station to go look for a guy with a gun on the grounds around the building - Per whatever LE Brass was testifying earlier in the week. they had spotted him and took a picture and everything.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2024 10:56 AM (D7oie)

390 Every time someone online uses the coconut emoji

Someone else should post the Holy Grail clip of King Arthur's servant clapping the coconut shells.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:53 AM (5ZNPK)

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LOL.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 30, 2024 10:56 AM (WlJra)

391 Clara Schmidt von Knobelsdorff ready to go out
With John Jacob Jinglehiemer Schmidt
Posted by: rickb223

Hahahaha. So I wasn't the only one who thought of that.

Of course.
Posted by: mindful webworker

GMTA. Power of Horde Mind.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 30, 2024 10:56 AM (HJPAp)

392 388 Anne Baxter was a babe.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 10:53 AM (v6JzV)

If she was a president, she'd be Baberaham Lincoln.
Posted by: mrp at July 30, 2024 10:56 AM (rj6Yv)

=======

No way!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 30, 2024 10:56 AM (GBKbO)

393 What, Presidential candidate?

Yes!

You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're banging them together!

Posted by: Ribbed at July 30, 2024 10:56 AM (iFMeW)

394 One of cinema's greatest villains in Shadow of a Doubt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 30, 2024

***
I can't recall: Was Cotten's character what we would call a serial killer today? Or was it just one murder and other, lesser crimes in his past?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2024 10:56 AM (J2vNu)

395 >>Almost. Used to go tubing down a river - starting in Arlington, VT and float into NYS passing under a handful of covered bridges.

Vermont is on my list of bug out countries. Full of commies and Darryls but also plenty of room, beer, cows and cheese. And guns. Lots of guns.

Don't tell anyone. It will get spoilt.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2024 10:57 AM (LkLld)

396 Netanyahu Promises Retaliation Over Attack in Golan Heights

-
And unlike a Biden promise, this one will be kept.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 30, 2024 10:57 AM (L/fGl)

397 Frankly, local LE saved the SS by making the shooter rush the first shot.

They should be thanking them.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 30, 2024 10:57 AM (lTGtQ)

398 394 One of cinema's greatest villains in Shadow of a Doubt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 30, 2024

***
I can't recall: Was Cotten's character what we would call a serial killer today? Or was it just one murder and other, lesser crimes in his past?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2024 10:56 AM (J2vNu)

=======

Pulling from memory, I think he'd just killed one old lady back east, but he was saying things that would justify him doing it again.

There may have been a string of similar murders, though. It's been a hot minute since I last watched it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 30, 2024 10:57 AM (GBKbO)

399 Oh, well done! Well done indeed!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 30, 2024 10:49 AM (xG4kz)

To be fair, it tastes terrible on ice cream too.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2024 10:57 AM (D7oie)

400 That's neat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 30, 2024 10:55 AM (GBKbO)

By the way that movie was made before I was born... I'm old but not that old

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2024 10:57 AM (IyPmt)

401 Beats Frau Blucher, for damn sure.
Posted by: Eromero at July 30, 2024 10:55 AM (SV7vx)
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WEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE!

Posted by: Horses at July 30, 2024 10:57 AM (3Fz6p)

402 Oh, local LEO provided us a picture of the suspect 30 minutes before the shooting, but he evaded us.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 30, 2024 10:58 AM (d9LQi)

403 400 That's neat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 30, 2024 10:55 AM (GBKbO)

By the way that movie was made before I was born... I'm old but not that old
Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2024 10:57 AM (IyPmt)

=======

We can't all be vic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 30, 2024 10:58 AM (GBKbO)

404 Trump is about to prevent the First Woman President twice.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 30, 2024 10:58 AM (cf/0E)

405
Did folks here see that J. D. Vance's "childless cat ladies" comment hurt our fey "Second Gentleman's" feelings?

https://www.businessinsider.com/
doug-emhoff-jd-vance-kamala-harris-
childless-cat-lady-response-2024-7?op=1

Such a quavering simp he is.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 30, 2024 10:58 AM (xG4kz)

406 Do local cops have to assist the SS? If they just say no thanks, we’re too busy. are there consequences?

Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 30, 2024 10:58 AM (0FHbm)

407 This is why you have primaries.
------------------
Not in 'our democracy!'

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 30, 2024 10:58 AM (FmapG)

408 Who's surprised that the FBI and Secret Service would throw local LE under the proverbial bus?

As if the divide between the FBI and LE couldn't get any wider or more divisive... they go and do it. But, I wonder if this really does peel off local LE to "our side" or not. IMO the local LE had always seemed to defer to the feds but that's not so in this case.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2024 10:55 AM (Q4IgG)

--------------

I suspect it's the same urban/rural divide (the Hillary Archipelago vs. Trumpland from 2016): urban LEOs will continue to cooperate or bend the knee, whereas rural LEOs generally have and will not.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 30, 2024 10:58 AM (WlJra)

409 403
We can't all be vic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 30, 2024 10:58 AM (GBKbO)

BTW - anybody hear from Vic lately?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 30, 2024 10:58 AM (N39Ws)

410 You'd think a scraggly looking stoner kid with anger issues surveilling the entire area would stand out at a Trump rally.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 30, 2024 10:58 AM (iFMeW)

411 Pulling from memory, I think he'd just killed one old lady back east, but he was saying things that would justify him doing it again.

There may have been a string of similar murders, though. It's been a hot minute since I last watched it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 30, 2024

***
I think I have the DVD at home and can look. He probably would not have been as creepy if it had been just one murder, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2024 10:59 AM (J2vNu)

412 345 @321

>>Secret Service is blaming the local cops for the assassination attempt.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

And the PA State Police also blamed them?

No, the local police - township, town, borough, etc. - weren't the ball droppers. Not even close.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 30, 2024 10:59 AM (NFX2v)

413
I have learned a lot about art doing these posts.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2024 09:55 AM (d9fT1)

Now, if you could only learn how to make a Manhattan!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 30, 2024 10:59 AM (eDfFs)

414 Local LEO will still stomp your throat if the people paying their pension tell them to.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 30, 2024 10:59 AM (d9LQi)

415 405
Did folks here see that J. D. Vance's "childless cat ladies" comment hurt our fey "Second Gentleman's" feelings?

https://www.businessinsider.com/
doug-emhoff-jd-vance-kamala-harris-
childless-cat-lady-response-2024-7?op=1

Such a quavering simp he is.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 30, 2024 10:58 AM (xG4kz)

Well, when you marry Willie Brown's throwaway.........

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 30, 2024 10:59 AM (N39Ws)

416 To add detail:

The DNC has changed the rules so that delegates can vote as they want on the first ballot. Last I saw, a majority of delegates had pledged to Kamala.

I mean...it's a fait accompli. Sure, something could happen. Like SMOD.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train
with John Landis at July 30, 2024 10:54 AM (GBKbO)

Hahaha. "Pledged". That's some ironclad stuff right there. If Harris suckd bad enough, she'll go over the rail.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 30, 2024 11:00 AM (uBBbP)

417 414 Local LEO will still stomp your throat if the people paying their pension tell them to.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 30, 2024 10:59 AM (d9LQi)

Words to remember when SHTF.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 30, 2024 11:00 AM (N39Ws)

418 I can't recall: Was Cotten's character what we would call a serial killer today? Or was it just one murder and other, lesser crimes in his past?
---------------
Hush, Hush Sweet Charlotte featured Cotton, too.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 30, 2024 11:00 AM (FmapG)

419 "The DNC has changed the rules so that delegates can vote as they want on the first ballot. Last I saw, a majority of delegates had pledged to Kamala."

How is that not fraud?

Posted by: Ribbed at July 30, 2024 11:01 AM (B0mGw)

420 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 11:01 AM (v6JzV)

421 I hope ace talks about the 'white men for Harris' zoom meeting. their collective testosterone could fill a tablespoon, at best.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at July 30, 2024 11:01 AM (ZtyUu)

422 Minkey.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 30, 2024 11:01 AM (d9LQi)

423 Nood

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at July 30, 2024 11:01 AM (DIB8X)

424 Just wow

Barbra Butch wants their 15 minutes to continue. Butch is threatening to sue and jail anyone who is making fun of the 2024 Olympics opening ceremony Bacchanal.

I thought you wanted to be edgy you vile piece of oversized human excrement.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 11:02 AM (5ZNPK)

425 "Secret Service is blaming the local cops for the assassination attempt." Did the locals exclude the rooftop 400 feet away?

Is there any Gov thing that is not a giant joke at this point?

I'm thinking no there is not.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 30, 2024 11:02 AM (Z8Yh2)

426 Morning.

Late, but she is cute and busty.

Would hang.

Posted by: Robert at July 30, 2024 11:02 AM (HwFfr)

427 Who is referring to Harris as a coconut? I have heard nothing other than the hype that it's racist to call her a coconut. Seems like they're trying to drum something up.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 30, 2024 09:18 AM (iFMeW)

Because although coconut was once a slur on the level of "uncle Tom", now it is considered to be both very accurate and a good thing to considered be brown on the outside, white on the inside, and possibly filled with creamy nata

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2024 11:02 AM (D7oie)

428 She can dorff my knob any day.

Posted by: Robert at July 30, 2024 11:03 AM (HwFfr)

429 @412

>>No, the local police - township, town, borough, etc. - weren't the ball droppers. Not even close.

The Locals are the patsy's in this scenario.

This Op was probably driven by DHS.

We still have no idea who was in control and running the show that day, what we need is whatever their equivalent RACI matrix is to find out what was what.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2024 11:03 AM (XV/Pl)

430 Hahaha. "Pledged". That's some ironclad stuff right there. If Harris suckd bad enough, she'll go over the rail.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 30, 2024 11:00 AM (uBBbP)

I rate this as: True

Posted by: mrp at July 30, 2024 11:03 AM (rj6Yv)

431
I liked this morning's picture and can only conclude that the morons who did not are either drunk, hungover, or members of White Dudes for Kamala.

Posted by: Auspex at July 30, 2024 11:04 AM (j4U/Z)

432 Did folks here see that J. D. Vance's "childless cat ladies" comment hurt our fey "Second Gentleman's" feelings?
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And our newest moby's.

Posted by: lt. worf at July 30, 2024 11:04 AM (wse2C)

433 If women really want to support Harris, they should all walk around in coconut bras. No half measures or lazy coconut emojis.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 30, 2024 11:04 AM (uBBbP)

434 I refuse to believe that "Clara Schmidt von Knobelsdorff" was ever anyone's real name.

Posted by: Persnickety at July 30, 2024 11:06 AM (6fdSm)

435 If women really want to support Harris, they should all walk around in coconut bras. No half measures or lazy coconut emojis.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 30, 2024 11:04 AM (uBBbP)

Milk those coconuts!

Posted by: mrp at July 30, 2024 11:07 AM (rj6Yv)

436 Your not hanging that hussy's picture in my house!!

Posted by: My Wife at July 30, 2024 01:11 PM (nvKZ7)

437 She needs some Flowers go pick some

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 30, 2024 04:26 PM (wGqjj)

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